Watch What Crappens - #2321 The Traitors, Part 2: Saved By the Fire

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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This is part two of a two- part recap. If you're wondering where part 1 was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back at the castle CT put on an actual shield and helmet he's like look I found a shield Kevin's like yo where'd you find that does that count is that for real it's like, look, I found a shield. Kevin's like, yo, where'd you find that? Does that count? Is that for real? It's like, yeah, well, that's what I'm thinking. I don't know.

I'm willing to give anything a try at this boy. So, Fajer and Kate and Parvati meet up and they're like, we're gonna banish Peter. Like that is the plan. They're gonna banish Peter. But then CT starts talking with Peter and CT's like, yeah, all the girls in there, the Queens counselor right now, Queens plural S, multiple Queens.

Most of them are just one queen. They don't need to be checking in with each other. Everybody's so obvious. You guys need some subtlety here, okay? You can't just be like, okay, we're back at the castle. Let's all meet up together and talk about who we're going to banish again. Come on. It wasn't even like, but to be fair, it wasn't like that crazy. Just three of them are in the hallway. It wasn't like they were hidden.

They were just in plain sight, but because CT is the only guy on that side, I think he is like suspicious. So basically Peter is starting to woo CT over, you know, because they're like, Oh, women, women getting together. So they go into this like little room. The next thing you know, they're going to own businesses. I know. That's why poverty.

They start driving. That's why poverty, it's totally within her right to say, just because I'm a woman, because ultimately, this people like CC will be suspicious. So CT and Peter are talking and Peter's like, hey, CT my man, do you trust me? What was that all about? You trust me, right?

I mean, you were on the shield. So like, bros before hoes, am I right? High five. And CT's like, okay, well, I'm gonna tell you, you's on the block, okay? And he's like, what? I'm gonna be on the block for banishment. What well, that's the first I heard of that Yeah, cuz you only hang around ass lickers, dude. Okay, you need to branch out a little bit. So he's like nah, I Mean, I'm not gonna go into details about it

But you know, that's what I'm hearing and so Peter's like, oh, no now. It's the time I'm getting banishment heat. Oh, no, I better get some. I've got some paranoia going on. I better get to the bottom of this. So then Peter go he leaves CT and he goes over to Phaedra, Kate and poverty. And he's like, So I hear there's a Queen's Council that I should be getting it on. And Phaedra's like, No, we're just talking. So Peter's like, can we talk right now? So essentially he pulls them. He pulls Phaedra and Parvati into the armory,

which is the small room, and they're sitting there. And they're both very suspicious of like, what is Peter trying to do? And Peter's like, so do you two have a consensus at all? Are you guys gonna separate? I mean, Parvati, is there something convincing that you have like, is there, you're gonna vote me? What's happening?

Can I have a headband? I don't know, I just feel like unsafe right now. And she's like, yeah, I'm gonna save that for the round table. You fucking weirdo who's coming out for me. Wish there definitely will be. That you've got everybody against me, like to target me. Why am I gonna give you information

in this weird little room? No. So she's basically no. And then Phaedra's like, you know, I don't like this. This is what I, and Phaedra starts getting really like, ah, get me out of here. We can't be talking game. Or are we talking game?

Like she starts freaking out. And she's like, I don't like this. And he goes, well guys, we could work together. Oh, okay. Peter, really you're gonna come to Parvati and Phaedra, who you guys are both, you guys are all getting for, you think they don't know? Like, come on.

Yeah, so Phaedra steps this out and she's like, no, no, no, I don't like this, I don't like this. Cause she says like, you know, Peter likes to leave traps and I don't wanna be around one of his traps, so I'm not gonna go. And Parvati is like, she's like, no, this is strange. Like, I don't know. If you think I'm a traitor.

Why would you want to work with me? How about this? I'm going to squint at you and you're going to perish under the power of my eyes. So that was kind of a big fail. Um, but also Parvati and Phaedra do act incredibly guilty, but Peter also has no chill and frankly, he's acting really guilty too. They just happen to know that he's not, right? Now, I would like to say at this point of the show,

I'm so excited because I feel like this moment and some of the other things are going to be used against Peter. I'm anticipating at the round table, Parvati's gonna use this little thing against Peter. Parvati's gonna use the fact that Peter changed his decision against him. I think that she might even use the fact that Peter changed his decision against him. I think that she might even use the fact

that he was first out of the challenge against him. I've sort of am really excited for the case that I believe that poverty is going to mount. And I'm like, this is gonna be great. Peter is definitely gonna go home tonight. Okay, so now everybody is gathering. With Alan. Alan has arrived. Alan has come.

Please don your coats and your boots. Is this where he was dressing like a fish that got caught in the deep sea? Who's wearing that at some point? Yes, yes, so he basically arrives and you're thinking, oh good, this is time for the round table. He's like, players, please don your coats and your boots and met me in the woods in 10 minutes.

We're going on an outing, a deadly outing. I see it done by the river shortly. He's like, players, please down your coats and your boots and met me in the woods in 10 minutes. We're going on an outing, a deadly outing. I'll see you down by the river shortly. Well, you'll die. Next on the river, don't be scared, even though you're about to die, because it's deadly. Now.

What was that? Is somebody there? Mad there. Oh my God, could you imagine? Mad there. Did somebody hear cleaning my house now. I heard something like like water being Do you want to go check while I say mad at their five times? Mad dad. I mean mad dad. I don't know if I get murdered If you get murdered while we're talking about if you get murdered right now Ronnie make promise me one thing just as you get

Murdered say oh no, I've been murdered. I know it's like not a funny time because you'd be getting murdered, but please do it in a Scottish accent. Someone please find who's murdered me. OK, so he comes over. OK, so they're going to go do this thing. And he's basically like tonight, a surprise brought to you by producer Allison Groedner, a big brother.

So basically they had to a torch ceremony in the woods. And he announces that there will not be a round table tonight. Instead, we are going to cheat to keep Peter the bachelor in. Not because he's terrifying or really that popular, but because his mother is baking us wonderful cookies and we'd like to keep her around the castle. Thank you, Alan! I love you, Alan! Peter, call your mother! You will have the power to change the course of this entire game. This evening, the cheaters will murder once more, and you now have the power to decide who will be spared that fatal blow.

Do it. Okay. So now they have one person has to pick somebody and then that person's going to be safe. And then the person who was picked gets to pick somebody and, you know, it becomes another team picking exercise. Mm hmm. And poverty doesn't like this because she doesn't have control.

So since Kevin and Sandra both won shields in the mission, the power to protect lies in your hands, Kevin and Sandra. Well, it will lie in Sandra's hands as soon as she puts down those pool balls. Okay, put them down. And then I give you the power in your hands. Put down the pool balls. Right now, yes on the count power in your hands. Put down the pool balls. Right now.

Yes. On the power. It's not the pool balls. Put them down. But they represent so much. Put them down. We're trying to put power in your hands. Let me tell you.

Let me tell you what real power is. Knowledge. No, Sandra. Not here. This is a reality show. Just put down the box. We're trying to put the pair reality show. Just put down the balls. We're trying to put the pair in your hands. Put down the balls.

Don't make me murder you with the balls, Sandra. Don't throw the balls at me for going out and letting them just to host. I will not stop counting balls no one can stop me. All right, as I was saying, yeah, torches burn, but I throw my god I almost fell over I tripped on one of those balls. Don't put them right in my path I didn't tell you to put them right under my feet Sandra I'll fucking learn

Kevin and Sandra both won the mission So they get to go and then Trishelle out of nowhere. No one suspects Trishelle of anything except being a living doll in terrible berets. Nobody suspects Trish, no one has said her name, but Trishelle is like, oh my God, please pick me, please. I've just been so stressed the whole game. Please pick me guys. Please pick me. Peppermint's coming after me. Save me. Save me. Peppermint's coming after me. Save me, save me. Peppermint's not in the game anymore. You let a witch hunt against her.

No, but you don't understand how powerful she is. Save me, my berets. I have so many more berets to wear. You guys, I don't know much, but I do know that somewhere Peppermint is raising her voice at me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Peppermint is making a face like, uh, and it's just like so not cool. It made me feel really uncomfortable. Okay, so they get to pick first,

and Trishelle's begging, and Peter's like, to my core, I'm a faithful to the end, so it's going to stay that way. So I think we could win together. We could work together to win those guys. And he's like, I'm terrified. We could work together to win those guys. And he's like, I'm terrified. But now Kevin and Sandra, please come in front of the fire pit to privately discuss who you'd like to see. So MJ says, I just can't imagine who they're going to agree on. It can only be one person.

And I feel like I'm really close with Sandra. I was like, have we seen that? Have we seen that they're like really close all the season? I feel like I've never seen that. Yeah, I don't, I don't think so either. And MJ really needs us because she just had, she doesn't know this, but she just went viral from like standing being left to stand there alone. As she was denied entry into the cool kids group.

So Sandra's like, this is going to be huge. We need to keep our numbers strong, which I'll represent with these balls. Sandra put down the ball. OK, so remind me, the person that we want to keep safe, we throw the ball at their head. No, that might actually murder them. We want to fake murder. All right, light the torch of the player.

You don't want to protect so Sandra so they do and Who picks Kevin to Sandra pill pick no Kevno Sandra and Kevin are together because they both won shields Oh, I was on one for some what what no no no they made it look like that So I just read the name Kevin and I'm still saying John like I'm literally a crazy person who can't understand the truth When it's right in front of them do not call me to testify Meow down. So MJ is like I feel like if it's Sandra's call, she's gonna choose me and but Sandra picks Shiree which I think is a smart choice because Shiree is the one who seems the most clueless So give her the fire and see what happens, right? So MJ is really upset.

She's like, I'm like really, really disappointed. It's like really awkward and uncomfortable and painful. Hey, that's so funny. I think you're quoting some of the first reviews of Shazza Sunset. I thought that was, wasn't, I feel like that's what every diner said. Um, sitting around Reza and Adam's first date. Oh yeah.

So she's upset. I think that this was a good move because Sandra is picking one of the most non-offensive people, also one of the easiest. And I think, uh, even though Shirei is being, is considered part of that Bravo group, I think she's considered less of a threat than if she would have picked MJ. Cause MJ is, you know.

And Kevin would never choose the easiest road. No, Sandra's doing the right thing. She's lighting the torch of someone on her side that Kevin would be up for also. Because Kevin, I don't think Kevin likes MJ. Remember he said that MJ was annoying. So Kevin wants to probably light someone on his side, but Sandra, but she raised her like inoffensive.

So Alan's like, Sheree, the power to protect now lies in your hands. You must now light the touch of the player you want to protect from tonight's murder. And where did you get that pamphlet? Uh, is this the DMV? Gonna renew my license? No, not for the ransom.

Here's the air bear! Twist, I'm the murderer! Uh, they're driving me to it. So then, Cherie has to pick and she picks Phaedra. And Phaedra starts crying. And she's like, I picked Phaedra because I don't feel like people should be targeting people just because of the show that we're on. That's unfair to the real housewives.

And Phaedra's like, that was beautiful. This was beautiful. I was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. And, uh, but then Phaedra does have a, uh, in, in like a moment, I'm sipping ahead like 30 seconds, but Phaedra does explain that she's known Shirei for over 20 years and they have history and that none of the people understand their history. So her motion really is about life and coming full circle in this moment.

So I was surprised because I thought it was just fake, but it seems like it really was emotional. It's also, you know, speaking when she said it, I don't think we should be kicked off because of what show we're on. You know, that that is kind of a sisterhood that Phaedra fucked up granted on her own without anybody else's help. But it's probably maybe like being accepted by someone from that same sisterhood that Phadra fucked up granted on her own without anybody else's help. But it's probably maybe like being accepted by someone from that same sisterhood after feeling like condemned by them or whatever.

I was wondering that too. Yeah. Because, uh, cause again, I don't feel like I've seen a whole lot of Phadra and Shirey, um, conversations. I have not felt like, Oh, they're such a duo in this game, which is surprising because they truly know each other. And I have just not seen that connection on screen, but we got like a little bit of it when Phaedra protected Shirei from the goblet, and now Shirei is protecting Phaedra. So they're kind of like building that in a little bit.

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It's time for a Crapin's commercial. Okay, so then Phaedra gets to pick and Trishelle's like, save me, save me. You know I'm struggled? Please. What struggled? What is Trishelle struggled with? She's in like the power of posse.

She's in Peter Powell. She's like, oh my God, you have to save me. Save me right now. She is so fucking annoying. I wish I could just vote right now and just get rid of Trichelle just because of this. It's just pitiful display. Like I won't hold it against you.

What are you sitting here crying and begging for being? Everyone is in the same spot as you. People like this make me just fucking crazy. Like I just so entitled. Why I deserve it. Here's why you do. you've done nothing to deserve. No one has done anything. This is a stupid game of chance.

It's basically a carnival game. Okay. Quiet. No, but you don't understand. Fashionistas have a one in three chance of getting murdered in reality shows. It's not fair. We have to work against these odds. Bueller.

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All right. Phaedra picked someone to save a man. So Phaedra picked CT, her showman. So we let, we let the thing to show man's. And so Parvati goes, huh? That's strange. I thought for sure. Pedro would be lighting up my torch. So that's a surprise and I'm questioning her now.

Why would she light up your torch? It's poverty. Not all, not only are you both traders and she would look totally guilty because she knows that everybody's against you, but you've come for her. Like you've come for her and everyone thinks she's your trader. Why would she do anything that would put more heat on her after what Dan did? Yeah, yeah. Dodo bird.

So, um, she's like, well, you know, uh, listen, I like that she'd lit my torch. What am I going to say? No. I mean, it's nice and toasty over here, but now I got a pick. So, uh, geez, I'm torn. I'm torn here between Trishelle and Sean. Please. Pick me. You're gonna pick me, right?

Please, CT. Please, CT. Please. Please. Oh, please, CT. You gotta believe me, CT. Oh, I'm in a C-T. So I love that he's like, okay,

she's like, CT and I have two decades of knowing each other. So there's no doubt in my mind that he's gonna save me. He's like, I don't know. I kinda trust her, but God, I hate those berets. So fucking stupid. She came dressed in ribbons the other day, like literal black ribbons on a tree. Except really what you want on your side, really?

He's like, yeah, so I'm deciding between Trashel and John, and I do protect him. No, I want to trust Trashel, but John is really fun when he speaks all British like that at the round table, so. You know, you got that one who's kind of annoying, and then you got the funny looking guy who also talks funny there's two funnies have you seen that guy run it's hilarious all right friendship a game friendship a game on my heart of hearts I want to go with John so I'm gonna go

with John John you're wicked saved now I was thinking about this later and I didn't really understand why he did this. It didn't really make sense to me, except that two things, one, Trishel's annoying as hell. And I think he's like, I do not want to be partnered up with Trishel, even though I kind of am by default.

And also he knew that John is gonna go pick the most faithful and the most faithful is Peter. And it put CT in a place where he doesn't look like he's kissing that group's ass so he can still kind of stay on the side of the ladies. Yeah, but I think it's significant that he did not keep it on the side of the ladies because like, well, I guess who was left MJ showed that he does not trust MJ, does not trust Parvati, which is notable for that group. So then Trishelle, luckily Trishelle is like pretty chill about it. She doesn't like, she's not, she understands,

she has perspective and she says, I literally feel like Alan shot me in the chest with a bullet. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Time of death, 3 o0 fashionista o'clock. It's in the morning. She's like, I cannot believe this is happening. I don't know whether to scream or to cry, to set CT on fire, or redistrict a voting neighborhood. But I'm going to definitely take action. I love, I love Trishelle. Okay. Conning the cast. No, I don't love, I love Trishelle conning the cast saying that peppermint was being so extra.

And here she is saying, I feel like I was shot in the chest of the bullet and I don't know whether to scream or cry or just set CT on fire, but peppermint's the one who's extra. Yeah, so CT is like, she used this crisis, not a death sentence. She's like, oh really? Linton, why am I bleeding from my chest? It's like he took a bazooka

and he put a billiard ball in it and shot it right into my chest cavity. Damn it, we just lost a number of the balls. Sandra, let it go Sandra. Okay everyone, Trishelle's the new pocket. It's like no. So she just like, yeah, it's not a death sentence and Trishelle says, I'm just completely devastated

if you're gonna burn me like this, then at least respect me enough to look my beret in the eyes. Oh, okay. So then Alan's like, only one more person can be protected from murder. Okay, who's it gonna be? So now of course, John picks fucking Trishelle.

John, obviously I'm begging, for my life, John. John, I've been with you since day one, John. You know I'm talking, Trishelle. John, obviously I'm begging. For my life, John. John, I've been with you since day one, John. You know I'm faithful. I would continue. I would always be faithful to you, John. Oh, John, please, John. I never said I was the best mother in the world, but give me some credit for trying.

Come on, John, come on. The best way that I knew how. John's like, wait a minute, I know that speech. That is from Disho Soap, is it not? They're starting to call this show, The Sun Also Sucks. Oh my God, they murdered me on the machine, Rose, on the machine. They just have an answering machine sitting on the chair

when Mertrischel gets murdered. Tony, you made me look like Tweety fucking bird. Whatever. Tony, you're murdered. Oh God, just kidding. Okay, thank you, Soap Dish, for all the joy you've given us over this past five decades or whenever you came out.

Okay, so then, Mertrischel's begging.'s begging and Peter gives a monologue about how he's developed so much trust with everybody and Parvati's like, please don't pick Peter, please. And of course, John's like, well, I pick Peter. Peter, you are one of the most faithful chaps I've ever had the pleasure of coming around. The argument about your faithfulness was successfully litigated here at the fire pit and therefore I, John, former parliament person, have announced that you, sir, shall receive the privilege of the flame. So Peter's like, last minute saved from time.

And so Parvati's like, I was devastated, rocked to the core of my headband. Why did you choose to Peter and John says Peter is mighty clever and I think he's forensically focused on finding the remaining traitors and I shall pause five minutes for you to explain the word forensically to the rest of this cast. So Sandra's like I was looking at what kind of energy pool ball Peter was putting out through this whole ceremony. And I'm starting to think that he's probably a faithful after all. It's like, come on.

Oh, they really just ruined my game. Okay. I know. Ruin my game. Fuckin Sandra being perceptive. That's not right. So I mean, the producers, even giving her that opportunity, this was not fair. This is not cool.

Right. So Alan Tech Peter becomes the first player, the last player that is spared from tonight's murder. And those protected can head back to Alison Grodener's bed where they will be given the opportunity to make lunch of her vagina. Thank you. I like that. So Parvati was like, that was very enlightening. And Trishelle's like, he's the only person I didn't expect that from. So Alan is, uh, yeah, send the back to the castle

and now they're back in the cat, they're back. And MJ is telling his, well, the people were safe go first. And then basically Alan holds the people who are not safe back for like 30 seconds just to rub it in that they're not safe. I want you to be in the loser's circle for as long as you can, you can stand the almost murderedness of it all. Just remember, those who do not get to flame tonight are lesser people, not just in this game, but in life. Good night! It doesn't totally mean, I just want everyone here to know, just because you've almost been murdered doesn't mean that the cast doesn't like you.

It also means God doesn't like you. It turns out we actually held a survey before this ceremony and you are also the least liked people on this cast not just by our cast mates but by production. Good night. And America. And you are in Scotland. Africa as well. What can I say? All the fish they hate you. All the fish they hit you. Survey spread is what I'm saying. We asked a hundred people, who are the worst five people in all of the world? And there was for the first time in family feud history,

only one answer and the answer was all of yous. You've actually beat preservatives. Hardly even a, so congrats. We just found a fossil and it said, Hi, I'm a dinosaur. And the reason why we all died was because in the future there'll be five terrible people and we heard about them and we all decided we don't need to be here anymore. So thanks a lot to U5, you killed the dinosaurs. They hate you the most.

So now, by the way, these people who have been left behind are Bergie, Trichelle, Parvati, Kate, and MJ. And I think Kate's the only one who doesn't complain. Everyone else is like, fuck these people. I hope all these people die in their sleep. And Kate's like, I still getting paid for this, right? I mean, if I get murdered, I just can go back to Florida, that's fine.

So, so MJ is like, guys, don't suppress your emotions, tell them how you feel, which I love, that's so MJ. Just egging everyone on to make a big scene, which actually would probably save her a little bit more, right? Yeah. So Trichelle's like, I felt like, shut.

So now Berge and Trichelle walk in and CT like stops and he's like, oh, hey, hey, how you doing? How you doing? Uh, okay. Uh, uh, so we can move on right and Trishelle's like, hi, hi friends, except for you CT. You monster. We need wine. Fashionistas need wine. And she just like, so you hate me? She was, I don't think you care either way. It doesn't feel good.

Hashtag getting some wine. So then she leaves the room all dejected. And John's like, well, I guess that means you're put on the spot, eh? And he's like, yeah, I guess she's disappointed. And she's like, I am so disappointed. CT and I thought we were turning over a new leaf. I just like, I really thought he was like my brother.

Doesn't a new leaf mean you haven't liked each other and now you do like each other. I think if you haven't been close for 20 years, that ship is sailed. You know what I mean? Like I've known a lot of people for 20 years now. I ain't gonna save them. Maybe she meant, I feel like we were turning over a new leaf

because he still had leaves attached to his shirt from the challenge. So she's like, it just sucks because like, obviously, I think we're like closer. I think we're close to them. We really are apparently. So CT is just like, OK, whatever. So poverty enters because, well, I guess you guys are feeling good, nice and safe. I'm like, okay, Parvati, you are really,

you need to just like chill out. Hope you guys are having fun being safe. You're not gonna be safe for long if that prince doesn't fall in love with you. And I'm, I get your voice forever. Idiots. Hahaha. So now, MJ enters next next and she's like,

guys, I do want some red wine because I'm very angry. Look, I don't find fault in anyone's choices, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, you know? And Vigil's like, are you okay? She's, why would I be okay? Having to stand there and watch one person after another that I built a relationship with, just go, oh, you don't get to go.

And then five other people also don't get to go. Why would I feel good? I'm one person after another that I built a relationship with, just go, oh, you don't get to go. And then five other people also don't get to go. Why would I feel good? I'm just very, very disappointed. I thought I was done with Shaz as a sunset and now it pulled me right back into the emotional state of that show. Yeah.

You know what else isn't gonna win any popularity contest, guys? Guilt tripping everybody who didn't pick. Never works. It just doesn't work. So MJ's like, I was nobody's first choice and that is a tough bill to swallow. But at the same time, the guilt trip shows that she's like in her feelings

and that might like actually suggest that she is a, uh, a good person or not a good person, just a faithful, you know, like, cause like a trader would maybe not be in their feelings cause they don't really care cause they're not going to get murdered either way. Mardard, you mean? Mardard! So she talks to Trishelle and, you know,

she's very disappointed, et cetera. And Fadre's like, well, you need to say, I want to have a chat. So Trishelle's like, oh my God, I'm not the one who hurt him. Why should I have to pull him aside? So CT comes in, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies gathered. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Queens council part two.

Oh my God. Are you guys gonna stop playing chess like the Queens gambit, huh? So MJ's like, you should get in here, CT. She wanted you to come up to her and talk to her. So you guys get into a fight. So that way one of you guys gets voted. That way Trishelle gets voted off. So Trishelle is like,

I'm not gonna force you to talk if you don't wanna talk to me. And he's like, no, of course I wanna talk to you. She's like, well then, why didn't you come grab me? Why did someone have to tell you to come talk to me? Meh. She's like, I'm not mad at you, I'm just her, okay? Now he doesn't have an explanation, Why did someone have to tell you to come talk to me? Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I'm not mad at you. I'm just hurt. Okay.

Now he doesn't have an explanation, which I thought was super weird. He keeps saying like game, you know, like games more important than friendship, but he doesn't explain why or maybe they just cut it. Who knows, but maybe he should have said something like, like, you know, you keep on having all these conversations. You have your own group.

You don't include me. So why should I save you if you're not including me in, Like, you know, you keep on having all these conversations. You have your own group. You don't include me. So why should I save you if you're not including me in whatever your group is doing? Right, yeah, but he doesn't, which is super weird, which seems me to believe he just doesn't like her. I think he's just like, he doesn't like her. Please just, I just don't like you.

And I don't know how else to say it, except to like not save you. And hopefully you're gonna get voted out cause you literally wind like a baby for the entire 10 hours it took to shoot that circle of fire or whatever. Yeah. And Trishelle is like, I mean, if someone had lit my fire, I was gonna give it to you. And I just feel like I thought we were turning over

a new leaf and it just like upset me. Like, why am I not valued enough to keep me? Is it because you think John's smarter? And he's like, yeah, he worked. Let's see, Trishelle, John was a member of parliament and you were on the real world Las Vegas. So maybe he does think that John's smarter. I don't know.

You've like smoked a parliament. You know what I mean? Like. You're Trishelle. No one, no. By the way, do you hear this? Oh, never mind. It's not doing. I heard a, I heard a noise just before. Did you hear that creek? Was that that?

Do you know, do you know what that is? I'm sorry, everybody. This is personal, but it's a piano. When you're playing piano, you know how you have the pedal. Yeah. That's what you press down. Isn't that nice? It squeaks like that. Who makes a pedal that squeaks like a freaking creaking door? Like, thanks guys. It was very peaceful piano playing been going on over here. Fucking more. Yeah. That's what they should have put in front of that door. Not a fucking pillow. Get my piano pedal.

Such a show. I was like, I've never questioned if you valued me. I just, I thought you did. they should have put in front of that door. Not a fucking pillow. Get my piano pedal. So Trichelle's like, I'd never questioned if you valued me. I just, I thought you did. And he's like, no, I do value you. Just, you know, not a lot. And she's like, I just, it just, it didn't seem that way tonight. Okay. Well, I should just go to go upstairs and go to sleep. And you know, if you've never seen me again, just know that this

fashion used to die. I love that she just, all she was trying to do was doing like the most Trichelle way of getting an apology and just having someone validate her and being like, but I do like you. And it was nothing personal, but he refuses. He's just like, eh, eh, eh, but I thought we were friends. But I mean, I thought I meant something to you.

Eh. So kids like, well, going to bed tonight after the human sacrifice ceremony, I felt like, I don't know, this is possibly my last night in the castle, which is good because it's stupid in here. I wanna go home. Yeah, one thing they don't tell you

is you're really winning in Florida because we have central air there. Like, castles are gross, so. Just you know, I was like, I'm 100% sure that I'm gonna be murdered. And I think that I'm probably the most expendable to at least my friends if I can even call them friends and Mike in this game.

Oh, for God's sake, I should have not look over your face myself if I was there. Shut up already. So now it's the turret, the turret time. So, Phaedra and Parvati go to the turret and you know, it's gonna be tough tonight cause there's not as many people to kill. And Parvati is like, I cannot kill Peter.

My name's on the chopping block. So I'm just very backed into a corner. So Parvati was like, girl, what a twist. And Phaedra was like, mm, what a twist. I was worried about you cause let's not forget no one likes you so worried about you But you can't stop acting like by way you have to stop acting like an ice princess You have to stop doing that. It's just like ice princess. She's a little bit like squint. She's like really? So what are you saying? I need to be nicer. She's yeah, I mean you're giving off mean girl a little bit because you're just like

I mean that's your face that you're making basically you're walking around you're like a Very thick roll of toilet paper over a skeleton head that just makes this face You're like a Pez dispenser that's not working You're like a Pez dispenser that's not working. Have you ever seen that movie about those furry little things that turn into monsters if they get water thrown on them? Kremlin's? Yeah. But like a mean one with a shaved face.

A Kremlin with a headband. So Kremlin, you mean like Western? That too actually. Actually, yes, that too. I'm just saying, you know that movie where there's that guy that kills teenagers while they're sleeping in their dreams? Freddie Krueger? Yeah, you like that. No, you ever go to a supermarket and you see a pile of tangerines and you say, oh, wow,

tangerines are back in season. You go to reach for one and one falls on the floor and it's all flattened and tented. And you look at it and you go, ooh, I don't want to go near that tangerine. That's you. Have you ever been on an airplane and there's a baby with a cough? It's like, oh my God. Yeah. That's what you like.

You ever see a movie with Diane Krueger? I thought we were talking about Freddy Krueger. No, hold on. Diane Krueger this time. And you say, why did I pay money for this movie? I don't care whatever happened to the Declaration of Independence and if it has a secret message in it.

Now you're talking about national treasure? Yes. You're like a very bad sequel to national treasure starring Dan Krueger. Oh, yeah, you're giving off mean girls, you know? And she goes, well, every time I walk into a room, people do stop talking. And she's like, well, I think it's just

because you're gonna have to be more lovable. Does that make sense? She goes, okay, yeah, and by that I mean, soften your heart, okay? Be less terrible. Does that make any sense? Try to remember you're on television and that there's an audience that's watching you

and some people may actually want to like you So poverty is like well the atmosphere of the turd is certainly intensified I think Pedro would throw me under the bus if he keeps Pedro safe So I better keep my eye on her First of all, you've already thrown her under the bus So you're lucky that she hasn't already turned your ass in and the second of all everyone else is after you So this is kind of your only friend right now. So just hasn't already turned your ass in. And the second of all, everyone else is after you. So this is kind of your only friend right now.

So just calm it down over there, ma'am. This was also great because this was Phaedra dropping her Southern Belt thing once again to turn into Phaedra Parks Esquire and attorney at law. And she was basically giving her client advice. She was like, listen, when we step into that courtroom, you have to stop being an ice queen. You have to appeal to that jury.

And Parvati just does not get it. But she was receiving, at that point, she was receiving legal advice. Yes. She was receiving good legal advice, which I don't think Phatres ever been accused of giving, to be honest. So then she's, Phatres like,

well, Peter is such a strong influence. He's a gang leader, that one. He acts like he's in the mafia. And Parvati's like, well, yeah, he has a lot of henchmen following him around and doing whatever. I mean, I bought you out of my castle, right? Oh, it's just disgusting.

So Parvati is like, OK, so we have Bergey, Trichelle, MJ and Kate. And so Parvati's like, well, Kate we have Berge, Trishelle, MJ and Kate. And so poverty is like, well, Kate, nobody suspects Kate to be a traitor. So she would be a great person. But then, God, but then there's also Berge. That's Peter's yes, man. You know, and Pedro's like, yes.

And then she's like, but then there's MJ and Pedro goes, oh, but MJ is a sweetheart. So they are basically just like deciding between the three of them. Personally, I think that they have to go for someone on their side to frame Peter for it, which is a heartbreak because I don't wanna see MJ or Kate go, but I think that's gonna be one of the plays.

Yeah. And Phantra is totally fine. You know, she is cold-blooded because she says MJ is a sweetheart and poverty is like, well, she's never going to be put up for banishment and we can't use her as a shield. So do we want to murder her? She goes, okay, I'm with you. Well, that was easy.

I know. And probably it's like, I mean, why would we want to murder Trishelle? And Pedro goes, well, she's in that little clique, the Peter Pals. I don't know, sort of working on that branding. And poverty's like, well, he's got his cronies and she's one of them, like you can't trust her. This is gonna be our first kill in a while. And page goes, hmm, you got the taste for blood.

Well, I hope we made the right decision tonight. This is a big one. So, you know, they're hoping that this is gonna be the right decision, right? But we don't know what they're going to decide. Dun dun dun. I think it's going to be MJ. I think Trashelle's saying, I'm 100% getting murdered tonight is basically red herring.

I think she's not going to get murdered. I think Phaedra's saying that MJ's a sweetheart is like, oh, you think they might save her? I think it's going to be MJ. I think it's going to be someone on their side. I think it's going to be, and I think it's gonna be MJ. I think it's gonna be someone on their side. I think it's gonna be, um, and I think it's gonna be MJ cause MJ, uh, MJ is also like, well, MJ and Kate are both pretty smart. So I think it's gonna be, uh, Trishelle because they have to be getting, they have to get people out of that little click.

They can't just allow that click to be, they can't allow that click to thrive. They just can't, they need to do something. But the thing is, if you kill, if you get rid of Trishel or Berge, maybe it's gonna be Berge because they don't, I don't think they even actually contemplated Berge that much here. They just said, they contemplated the others more.

Berge, I don't know, if you kill Berge or Trishel, it just makes Peter look more like he's a faithful. But then again, they could always, they could always plant a bug in Sandra's ear to say Peter killed one of his own to throw the scent off of himself. So, yeah, I don't know. I think at this point they're under suspicion anyway, so they need to get out of the threats. That's what I think. But who knows really. Yeah, I can't tell how it's gonna go. I'm so excited.

I can't tell either, but I can't wait so they pick another trader. Who do you think they're gonna pick to be the next trader? Or do they pick or does at this point, since they were turned down, is a trader automatically assigned to them? I don't remember the rules. I have no idea.

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