Watch What Crappens - #2323 Vanderpump Rules, Part 1: To SUR, Without Love

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR on Vanderpump Rules (S11E03).  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2 soon!   To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's what I always say. Well, I just want everybody out there to just realize that no matter what you're going through right now, no matter how hard life might be for a lot of us, Tom Sandoval has it the worst. Let's just remember, no matter what you read in the news or what's happening in the world, the real victim is Tom Sandoval. Okay, just remember that. Thanks.

That was my biggest thing for the day. Thank you for reminding us of that, that truth. I mean, he really, he has it so hard. It's really tough being someone who cheats on his loyal girlfriend of nine years and then she's not, she's not happy with him, and then also the girl that he cheated on with also isn't talking to him. He has a tough life.

It's really hard for Tom Sandoval. It's everybody else, okay? Well, it is tough. Honestly, it is tough because he's really, he's reduced down to having awkward scenes with Kyle Chan. Like he doesn't have anyone but Kyle Chan to have scenes with. I'm sorry, excuse you, excuse you. He is friends with the star of a vegan butterball commercial.

Her name is Billy Lee. How dare you sir. I'm so sorry. He got to film with Billy Lee. And I liked everyone he's, well actually Kyle didn't, but last week there was that thirsty guy who's like, um, Katie kicked me out of the friend group. Like nobody knows you do. And this week Billy's like, Billy Lee's like, uh, member when we,

we can't even be in a comedy show without her call. I'm like, Oh, really? Are you going to try and plug your comedy right now during, can you just try and be there? Even though this guy's a douchebag, can we try and pretend we're not there to plug our own shows for about five seconds? Like you deserve karma, okay? This is your karma. Have fun with that. Yeah, Kyle Chan, by the way,

I have to applaud Kyle Chan because he's played the long game. He has hung around this cast for five or six years, at least since Katie and Tom's wedding, if not before then. And he finally got to have a proper scene where he was actually like hanging out, sitting at a table with a star of the show and having a conversation,

which by conversation I mean just going, uh-huh, so what do you think about that? Uh-huh, but that's like a really big deal. Like that is like the, that is, that is what you aim for when you're a hanger on on a reality show. Yeah. He looks very bored though.

And I can see why he doesn't. I think he might be one of those people who's just like, plug in my business, but please don't make me do scenes because he did not look very excited with this scene. Well, he probably wanted to be in the other room with like the rest of the cast, with all the cool people, but he's stuck with Sandoval at the losers table.

And he's like, I probably get a scene at the Losers table, great, thanks. Yeah. The Losers two top, that was pretty sad. Yeah, I know a two top. So anyway, the episode opens up with very dramatic music and lightning flashing and, you know, serious stuff.

James has just peed on a bush. Yeah. James, no. Allie. James, no. That's Ariana's Bush too, too, too. So we're back at Tom's party, otherwise known as the house that Phillips Hughes

splooged all over. I mean, good God, Phillips Hughes, stop masturbating all over people's. There is a different light. Every square foot, there's a different part of light. Are you trying to keep macaroni and cheese hot? Like, what's happening in this house? I know, it really, I felt like I was in a science museum.

So the people are there pretending like they're having fun in this big empty space filled with purple lighting. And Schwartz is like, oh, so how did it go with James? Did it go well? He's like, no, dude, come on. I'm gonna tell you about it. Okay, I'm gonna go lock my front door just in case like anyone wants to barge into this like sick party

and they're not invited. Let's go sit by the phonographs. The phonographs? Why do I, why can I not remember what that machine is called? The Victrola? The Victrola machine. The Victrola photograph? No, not photographs, what you listen to records on,

like the RCA logo is the dog sitting in front of that big record machine thing. Isn't it a Victrola? Victrola? No. No, I can't. I didn't know last week either. I'm quitting this job. This job is really hard. I think it's a Victrola just because I remember there was a Gossip Girl episode called Victor Victrola. And that's how I learned what a.

Is it about a record player that would like dress as a man who dressed as a woman to get some attention? It was something like a, like some sort of like gender bending fashion moment that was also like in the, like the theme was like the 20s. I don't know, I seem to remember it was some sort of like Blair Waldorf who knows what. Okay. Well anyway. Well anyway.

Gramophone. Gramophone. Because I watched Gossip Girl, which is probably the reason he has one, let's face it. So he, they sit there and he's like Okay, so he's like are you sorry for the ultimate betrayal and I'm like dude the ultimate betrayal What the hell and he's like, why don't you just say yes? You should have just said yes I am sorry for it. He goes no

You should have just said, yes, I am sorry for it. And he goes, no, he hooked up with Christy dude. Short sleep. Oh no, no. He did dude, he's my bed dude. He has meth base. He has my condoms. I don't think we pointed out enough recently. He's in danger.

That meth is nothing to mess around with. Listen, there are some drugs that you can mess around with and be okay. You do not meth around with meth. Okay? No trust There's a lot of meth-faced people around that area. You don't want you don't want to mess with that so um I Hope you're not doing that, but also moisturize. Okay, so he's like yeah, and he was using my condoms and we get a, and the dog puts its ears back, like, why do I have to listen to this? Why am I subjected to this? Where is Ariana?

Where is Anne? I like that Mia was there. It was so random, because the dog was just like, I would like to take part in this intervention as well. And then the dog was like, you know what, I give up. I can't help this person. Well, I don't know that, I don't even know if it's that he likes Tom,

it's, or that she likes Tom, it's just that Tom is constantly going me, me, me, me, and she just keeps thinking that she's being called, you know? Yeah. So, Schwartz is like, oh, I mean, I was hoping that there was gonna be a constructive conversation with you and James, which is funny, like why would the show's biggest narcissist and the show's biggest narcissist

and the show's other biggest narcissist ever have any sort of constructive conversation? Literally no one has ever had a constructive conversation with either one of these people. I don't think I can name one time where there's been a constructive conversation. And whenever they're called out on anything, they cry and talk about what a victim they are.

You know, they're the same in that way. Right now, James is the more palatable victim. Yes. But let's not kid ourselves. James is a James, okay? Yeah. James, I think is just seems like friendly and happy now because anytime he's not in his house,

he doesn't have to hear our plans going over. I have to say, hey, what a relief. What a relief. I can hear the word again. And he doesn't get as offended cause he can't really hear what anybody's saying. So he's just like generally not as triggered. But also he, James has that thing now

where he's wearing glasses. And so I think we're all like, oh my God, look at James. He's like so smart, nice now because he's got glasses. Like look at you. Ben has glasses on today. Like I'm gonna be with my readers. I'm not gonna fuck with Ben. Like to me, he's just like a very nice, smart person today.

Like he could tell me to fuck off. And I'd be like, oh my God, a smart person told me that. I'm gonna totally listen. You're like, wow, Ben told me to fuck off, but I feel like his reasoning was based off of something he read in The New Yorker. So I'm gonna have to just fuck off. So it's kind of my opinion piece based.

Like America Ferrara, people are like, did she get nominated for an Oscar? She did, right? She did. That's crazy. I mean, good for you. So everyone's like, how could she get nominated? And you wouldn't nominate Barbie in a movie called Barbie?

This is why. Because when America Ferrara played Ugly Betty, she wore glasses. And so now everybody remembers her in glasses. And so we were like, she works so hard as a smart person to make it into Hollywood. So she deserves it. That's why fake glasses, I'm telling you, they work.

And she had to suffer through Vanessa Williams's various, you know, rude things that she did as her boss. So we all feel sympathy. I mean, look, did I get these readers for $20 at Target? Yes. Did they make me feel like I just finished going to architecture school? Yes.

Does it give, do they give me like a slight sense of superiority? Perhaps. Good. I'm into it. I'm into it. I'm like, furthermore, when I won my Pritzker Award, I said, you know what I care about?

Not Le Corbusier, stupid fucking architecture's overrated. I'm warranted. See? And I have had Le Cic a long time ago, so I haven't had glasses in a long time. I don't know a thing you just said. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm stupid, like I'm a literal idiot

because I don't have glasses. Well, that's really, you know, the thing is this, not knowing what anything is, as a real tentative futurism, which is probably my second favorite movement beyond brutalism. Is brutalism a movement? Brutalists. See, that's, there's just a lot.

This is, I've reached the limits of my reader, my reading glasses. That's so brutalist. OK, so it's being a brutalist. Oh, probably. So brutalist. Okay, so it's being a brutalist. I'm like, what does it mean when people say this is my Roman Empire? Brutalism is my Roman Empire. I love concrete. Okay, so Mia is terrified and Sanivale is like, I was hoping we could have a constructive conversation too man

And that's his strategy today anybody he talks to he's just gonna start yelling at for no reason So he's yelling at Schwartz and Schwartz is like well, I mean, I guess all I'm saying is um, you know for future Conversations like it's not gonna be the last time someone comes at you and costs you a piece of shit. So if you keep getting mad about it, I think it's going to have a really negative impact on your life. So you should really be more positive about people calling you a piece of shit, bro. Yeah, but like, but like people were allowed to call Kristen a piece of shit. Why can't I then she was allowed to fight me? Why can't I?

So, um, now it's time to go over to Emo Night, okay? Which seems fun for people. And so James and Ella show up backstage and Sheena has some sort of shirt where it says good as gold on it and she's like, I hope my letters stay all night. And she's just like really happy. She's taking photos. She's like, I love that.

You know what? Like that's like, oh my God, that's like the thumbnail right there. Print it. Yeah. Mama saw the thumbnail for sure. For sure. So James comes and he's like,

guys, I just want you to know that I would just want to you know whose house. Ariana's like, guys, I just want you to know that I just went to you know, who's house? And Arianna is like, you mean my house? He's like, yeah. And so they all gather around to hear the gas. And he tells it like it's the best story ever. He's like, yeah, I haven't heard from him in like six months.

So he decides text me out of the blue. And he says I'm having a small get together. And I think how manipulative to invite me on his birthday. It's like playing chess. This motherfucker wants to play with me. I'm gonna play then. Like, ooh, yeah. That chess of the birthday invitation.

I know. I don't think it's manipulation. I think it's just desperation. And so she was like, um. It's shooting show at Asin. You guys just started shooting a show and you have to shoot together. So.

Yeah. It's like either he invites you or he has another conversation with his busser who's like, I've been pushed out of Katie's group. So she knows like, it's interesting though, like James, the one who wants us to all like throw tomatoes at him on stage actually like is the one who like, is like the first to be unblocked and reach out to my Tom. And we see a clip of James on Instagram being by the way, if you're going to go see Tom and the most extras on stage tonight, not opening for a cast guard,

then don't forget to bring the tomatoes and the cup of joker. And I love that Sheena is just defended that she's still blocked. I mean, Sheena really is never going to change my God. She's still just like, what's still blocked. I mean, Sheena really is never going to change. My God. She's still just like, what do you mean? What do you mean we're not best friends still? How's Tom not best friends with me? Yeah. Yeah.

Like I can't believe like the person who like says bring tomatoes and cabbage to his like show is like the one who gets unblocked, but I'm like still blocked. Like, you know, like why is he, is it just because like advocated to make a solid on Tom's show that like he's the one who doesn't get like, it is like not on the battle anymore. Like I'm like, maybe I just like never meant anything to him. Like, but I've also like crashed him a lot on Tom's show that like he's the one who doesn't get like he does this like not on the bad list anymore like I'm like maybe I just like never meant anything to him like but I've also like crashed him a lot on my

podcast so maybe he thinks that like I don't mean anything to him I don't know it's sort of like like so many things to think about all at once. It's almost like none of you matter to each other weird. So now they're like all gathered around him like oh my god this is the best gossip ever. James got and fighted to a party but then he didn't like it and he left. My God, tell me more. Tell me more, tell me more. It is like that.

It kind of is like that. Like did he drive a car? Tell me more, tell me more. Were there Philip lights on that looked like stars? It's just, I'm sorry, I'm doing Katie's verses. That's why they're so lacking in enthusiasm. So he's like, yeah, well, it's got to the point where I was like, what are you sorry for betraying me, bro?

And he's like, well, you remember 10 years ago and Arianna was like, oh my God, Jesus. Oh my God, what are you talking about with Kristen? Like literally, seriously, seriously, literally. Okay, is it literally, seriously or seriously, literally? It was for like two different things, but I'll write off that for you all. I'm like, literally, seriously, seriously, literally. Okay, is it literally, seriously, or seriously, literally, it was for like two different things. Well, I'll write a title for you all. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, and she's like, oh my God. And Ariana's like, it's scary because he doesn't have anyone around him who gives him honest feedback anymore. And then we cut to Tom at his party,

just like bitching about James, all these people who are like, Oh my God, Tom, you're so right. Yeah, it's like James is so heated and like, like, you know what he did to me? Like, I did to him. I like he did it first in the past. Kyle Chan is just like, uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah, you can't like comment someone so hypocritically. It's like ridiculous, man. Kyle Chan comment someone so hypocritically. It's like ridiculous man

Child-chan designs for all your finger needs. Yeah, like that's what I'm saying dude Like he banged Kristen like on my bed with my condoms like I paid for those condoms and then he's talking to his manager Chris Farley guy And he's like oh my god James is such a dick. He's like hey remember that time when he said James is such a dick And he's like, oh my God, James is such a dick. And he's like, hey, remember that time when he said James is such a dick? That was so cool. Yeah, he really came in so hot. And then he's telling Billy Lee and he's like,

like, and then another thing is that like, James totally did the same thing with like Kristen. So like, I don't even understand why I'm being like nailed to a cross. He's like, yeah, he was also like wiping off his dick with one of my shirts after they just had sex, bro. Yeah, he was also like wiping off his dick with one of my shirts after they just had sex, bro. He used her shirt as a come-down.

Why are you kind of making James a hero right now? I know. Why are you doing that? That's like what America wants to hear. That's what America wants to know about the past her clothing has been through. Yeah Okay, so now it's later and um Ariana's talking about but I'm gonna lie it's emo night. They're like, oh my god, it's emo night. It's such a big deal and uh

They're talking about how Ariana would be a good dj because she can press play And james is like I would die before I only press play on a prerecorded set list. But I'm totally fine to do a live set list while sitting on toilet paper. That's okay too. So there was like doing like emo night and everything and Lala's like I still don't know what emo music is but like oh like what's an emo bands? Is it like Nickelback? And so then there's like a lot of like, they're just like partying and cheering and like, you know, having like the best all American rejects and Blink one, eight, two moment they could have at the club and like lots of excitement. Yeah. So now back to the party.

Kyle is asking Tom about his trip. And then Schwartz is like, whoa, you know what bro? I gotta go. I'm gonna roll over to emo night. He's like, you're leaving me? Just kidding, bro. You gotta do what you gotta do, man.

All right, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like I know I'm a bad look and everything, but oh no, sorry, sandals. Like, yeah, I know I'm a bad look. No, yeah, you do look really bad. No, I'm a bad look. I don't look bad. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, exactly. That's what I meant. Okay, gotta go. Both things can be true, bro.

And he tells us I feel terrible for leaving his party because but you know what? Like also, I love Sheen and James, you know, and but we just don't have the same history that Tom and I have. So I had to come, you know, and I know he't have the same history that Tom and I have, so I had to come, you know. And I know he's a douche and everyone hates him, but you don't come by friendships like that often. I just can't give up on Tom. I just can't do it. Yeah, you don't come by friendships that often.

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What if it was like Saddest Gold? Let's do it. I'm on fucking Kera's Colour. Yeah, she's like, this is not my god's odd. I'm like on cloud nine. Like I never truly wanted to be a pop star. I want to be more like when Stefani or Fergie who both are classically not pop stars whatsoever. God, I'm living my dreams.

I wanted to be like a real artist like, you know, someone in flannel. He just like it's like dripping like Madonna, you know, like. I really wanted to be like a real rock star, someone who was like edgy and moody, you know, like vitamin C. So like, I'm really like living out my dream. I wanna have a good time. Is she the reducing the national anthem for us?

I wanna have a good time. using the national anthem for us. America, America! Oh, sorry, can you see? My the stars! Actually, it's like really hard for me to see because the lights are like really strong in the stadium. So I could like, we like change that a little bit, thanks. I'm actually, I really don't like Don. Can we make it like lunches early light?

Or did it like lunches early light? So shortartz comes. And the home of the plow. Schwartz comes and he's like, oh I came to the Mr. Sad. Oh no, please don't tell me I missed your son. Oh no. She's like, yeah, it was a 1030 stupid.

That's what you get when you shoot Santa ball over the crew. Okay Schwartz. So then Billy Lee goes and brings the cake to Tom for Ed and his birthday, which is funny because Billy Lee, well not famously, was like wanted to be famously, like shat on sweet lady Jane's when it closed

like last month. She's like, you deserve it. So here she is again with some cake, bringing it to Tom and Sam, the ball's like, I just can't express how truly grateful I am for the people who have sucked around. These people have put up with so much hate for what I did even though it was totally not my fault. And Billy put up with transphobic remarks.

Jason got threats. I mean no one really knew who Jason was but he just like basically like the person at Starbucks said his name was Harvey instead of Jason and that was totally because of me And I'm like I feel terrible that his coffee cup got misnamed like that terrible Someone called Jason What's the guy's at Chris Farley that was cold Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Chris Farley? That was so cool. So good. Gonna get your autograph.

Hey Tom, the reason they're sticking around, take a look. It's me. No, look in front of you. Yeah, I'm looking at a mirror. It's me. I'm seeing my- No, in front of you, Tom.

It's just a camera. Exactly, exactly, Tom. Okay, it's nothing you need to cry over. Just keep those camera rolling. Keep those camera rolling. You'll still have people to hang out with. I know. By the way, okay, so I can imagine for sure,

like Billy Lee got hate because people know who Billy Lee is. No one knows who Jason is. I guarantee Jason did not get threats. I mean, maybe I'll eat my words. Maybe he got some terrible threat, but like, have we ever met Jason before? Why would the world know who Jason is? Here's the thing.

I believe that people got hate because bravo, Spencer Nuts. Let's face it. Like, we've seen how crazy they get over these shows and just, you know, like everybody's seen the reaction to Scandavall. It was crazy and people were being really crazy and vicious and stuff online. Here's the thing, I don't really care all that much.

I don't really feel terrible. The point is you're an asshole. Okay, so stop acting like you've been through a war that people didn't approve of and you just did it for your country. You know what I mean? I'm getting those vibes from him this whole episode like, oh my god, people have been tortured just because they're friends with me. People are tortured because they're still acting like nothing happened with you and you're one of the biggest assholes in the world. And it's not just that you cheated. By the way, everybody online he was like, well, I'm so sick of everybody talking about how he cheated. It's not how he cheated.

It's this whole episode. It's the whole blaming somebody else and crying like you're the big victim and everything. I think that that's what people are so fucking annoyed with because we all know somebody like that, you know? Well, also it's like, yes, he cheated, which is terrible, but you really also saw like we got like being able to watch all of last season knowing that he had cheated and like it's not not you see the things he

says to Ariana this either way he acts and the duplicity is just so craven and so terrible and then he doesn't even take responsibility for it and he thinks he is he thinks that he says like I didn't it was terrible I shouldn't have done that he thinks that's enough but he doesn't realize what true contrition is and that's why everyone's like, God, fuck this guy. And you know, I was like, oh God, everyone's going to turn on Ariana this season. Everyone's gonna be like, ugh, I'm so sick of her. She's like, so stuck up. Da da da da da da.

And like, people definitely are doing that. But also like, not as much as I would have thought because Tom still is acting terribly. Like he does not even know how to be contrite. Well, I think people are, I mean, he's got the trite down part. Just need to just add some con in there. You're so close.

You're so close. Okay, let's see, Ben disappeared. Where'd you go? Oh, he's coughing. Okay, so back to sound of all talking to Billy Lee. He's like, oh, and it does really hurt my feelings. Mr. Brickell didn't text me on my birthday. Oh, could it be that she's in a fucking

mental health facility after everything that went down with you and does not have access to her phone, sir? Really? I mean, come on. This is what I'm talking about. It's like you're not the victim in this situation. And that girl isn't some doe-eyed, well, she's kind of it.

I mean, she's what they call a Bambi-eyed bitch in the Lala dictionary of terms. But she, I was gonna say, she's not just some doe-eyed, well, she's kind of it. I mean, she's what they call a Bambi-eyed bitch in the Lala dictionary of terms. But she, I was gonna say, she's not just some doe-eyed little innocent. I mean, she kind of is. But she was 28, like I get that too. But comparatively, compared to your manipulative, manipulative, okay, I quit, I'm going home.

I am home, nevermind. Okay, I'm back at work. You did it. It's nothing compared to your manipulative ass. And you are not the victim. And you know that she's in a mental health facility. You're not allowed to cry that she's not fucking getting in touch with you on your birthday.

God, gross. That's the thing is that he really does bring everything back to himself in a way. Like, and sort of like couched in language of like, no, I know she's like busy, but also like, it would have been nice if you thought about me and like everything, like you can't, he can't just like express any sort of empathy

for someone else without being like, but what about me? And that's really been what's, what's been unmasked about him over this past year. I mean, typical Billy Lee is like, fuck her, I'm your real friend, basically. She's like, well, I feel like she just dropped you. Like, I've seen you suffer with Ariana, but I've also seen you suffer with Rock L.

Like, we'll be at that comedy show, and then you're running out the door to answer your phone for her. Like, you're at her back and call. Like, you haven't seen Rock L? You haven't seen her? Since when does Santa ball at Rock L's back and call? So Santa was like, no, I haven't seen her. And I is Sandoval at Raquel's beck and call so Sandoval like no I haven't seen her and I like I really want to connect It's like up until like a few weeks ago

I was like talking to Raquel like every couple of days and like sometimes when we talk she would even say a few words And I thought like since it's like my birthday She's like gonna reach out to me in like some way, but like nothing. And like, obviously I love her and like I miss her. Oh. And Billy Lee is like, oh, like you've got so many hurt feelings, you know? But like this is about your healing.

And you know, the best place to do that is one of my comedy shows. Like this Monday at the Laugh Factory. How is this about Sandoval? What is he Sandoval doing to heal? Have we seen anything that that shows any sign of healing? Raquel was smart. Yeah. Raquel at least I shouldn't say Raquel was smart, but Raquel was like, oh

shit, I'm in a scandal. This is a disaster. Let me just remove myself and go to this facility because, you know, cynically, and go to this facility because you know cynically a Cynical take is like okay. She knows this is what she needs to rehabilitate her images like you go away Then you say oh my god. I was really in a dark place, but I've learned so much or she's actually really getting help Which is the less cynical version, but Sandoval didn't even do Like the standard things that you do in a scandal like Like you know you. He was carried by Jojo Siwa in New Zealand.

Oh New Zealand. Oh not even Old Zealand. God I was like they didn't even like me there. All the sheep just ran away from me. I felt so embarrassed. Okay so then we come to this new song and it's making the world go round making the world go round. We don't need to tick the tock. No time to stop. Beacon face and leaky fit boys. What was

that? Beacon face, beacon face and leaky fit boys, leaky fit boys. What is a leaky fit boy? At that point, I don't know. I think that I think that I think maybe there was a seizure that they caught on track. Like I don't know. Make it, by the way, no one will ever say that someone on this cast has made the world go, made the world go round. Literally, and no one has cared about this, about time on the show ever.

So I don't know where this song is. Maybe it was break and face. I have a feeling it was break and face and leaky fit boys, but I don't know. This is my wordle. You know, while everybody's out there like talking about their words for the day, I'm like, has anybody been able to decipher

the Vanderpump rules music this week? Cause it was intense guys. Leaky fit boy. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. There's probably a better, there's probably a, there's probably a logical answer to this, but right now we're just gonna go leaky fit boy. So now Katie comes over to Tom and Ariana's house

and Anne's in the kitchen just cleaning all this shit. Like, oh, it was a great party last night. Didn't get to actually go to it, but it's like so fun to clean it up. Some people say the best part about the party is cleaning it afterwards and not actually going to it and just like getting to clean all this stuff off the glasses.

This is great, so fun. I'm having such a great time. So great, everybody have a good time. It was so much fun. Wow. Fortunately they're not having as much fun as I'm having right now with this mop. I love this.

This is so great. Yay. So Katie comes in, she's like, hi, she's like, hi, don't worry. Oh, Ariana's like, don't worry, the coast is clear. Just Anne cleaning in the kitchen. And Katie's like, oh, thank God, last time I came in here, there were two times. And we see Katie entering like two days ago

and both Tom's are in the kitchen and she's like slinking around in the background trying to avoid them. So Katie asked Anne if she gets paid extra to clean this. And then I was like,inking around in the background trying to avoid them. So Katie asked, and if she gets paid extra to clean this, and I was like, I wish, no, who needs to pay? I mean, I'm here with you guys, that's enough for me. You look so pretty. I told my landlord, I don't have money for rent,

but can I pay you in memories of cleaning sticky stains off of a glass? Ha, and he said, no, it was so funny. I'm so happy. Oh, by the way, does anyone have a house for me to stay in? Anyone? It's better than cleaning up everything else that Tom leaked all over the floor. He's a leaky fit boy. That's for sure. Oh, good for you. Oh, here's an emoji of a puddle. I'm gonna clean up that emoji. Ah. So, let's see here.

The IV ladies come over, okay? So that's a thing. So they come over and give them some IVs. And then Katie talks about how she's gonna go see Sheena for dinner later, and Sheena's not drinking, so I have to drink. Ah. By the way, you know, Bethany Frankel thinks she's so clever. See Sheena for dinner later and Sheena's not drinking, so I have to drink. Ah! By the way, you know, Bethany Frankel thinks she's so clever.

She's like, you know what? Bravo, Bravo is taking advantage of all these people that give you alcohol and then they put you on the merry-go-round and you go around and around on the merry-go-round, you don't even know when you get off because you're so on the merry-go-round, you can't get up the merry-go-round, it's such a fun merry-go-round, you're stuck,

you go in circles and circles and circles. Every fucking show on Bravo, everyone's like, I think I'm gonna be dry now, I think I'm gonna be sober, I'm gonna go sober, I'm the merry-go-round, you can't get up the merry-go-round. It's such a fun merry-go-round, you're stuck, you go in circles, in circles, in circles. Every fucking show on Bravo, everyone's like, I think I'm gonna be dry now, I think I'm gonna be sober. I'm gonna go sober, I'm sober, okay. So this whole thing about the alcohol, I don't know, it's not really holding water anymore. Yeah, actually, I think Bravo has turned a lot of people into sober people, I think you're actually correct about that.

Some might say Bravo has helped people along the way, accelerated their process. Bravo actually is like a hospital, basically. It takes broken people and it spits out less broken people. I mean, look, Rachel's on the mend, she's doing great, she has her own podcast for the Bethany Network for crying out loud, you know, all about healing. Everybody else has quit drinking, I think that's a good point.

Even to Rinda showing up to work at radio Andy. I mean, come on. Bravo. Everyone on these shows. Thanks for everything that you've done. Yeah. Like the new Red Cross. Also, what happened in Bethany's childhood that she doesn't know how to get off of Mary Garon's?

Cause that's what she always says. Like you get on the merry-go-round, you don't know how to get off. It's literally very easy to get off of Mary Garon. It goes like a block of minute. I mean an hour. Like you can on the merry-go-round, you don't know how to get off. It's literally very easy to get off a merry-go-round. Like what? A block a minute. I mean an hour. Like you can get off. You just wave at the person and say,

I'd like to get off this merry-go-round now and they stop it. You literally step off the merry-go-round. Even when it's going in a circle, it's going so slowly, you could just step off of it. Okay. But you know what, it's terrifying. And then you get off and you know what you do?

You sue the merry-go-round because those horses, they fucking deserved it, okay? Bethany is so humorless. She's probably the person that goes on the merry-go-round but sits on the bench instead, you know Are there any cars do you guys have any cars to sit on? And I want the car to hit the other little cars All right, that's it that's it the merry-go-round. All right, that's it. That's it. This is Mary Garantis, not support women.

Why are you thinking about Bethany today? That's what's up. No, well, I think about Bethany as my Roman Empire. No, I think about it because everyone's talking about being sober on Vandepurna rules and Bethany has spent so much energy complaining that Bravo applies these people full of booze which is also what was on the Vanity Fair article

and the truth is that like so many of them have declared proudly that they are stopping, they're not drinking anymore. So I just feel like that's a big gap, big gap in the argument there. You know who she should be suing? The audience, in the, in the, in the argument there. So, you know who she should be suing? The audience, cause the audience is like, fuck all these sober people.

What are you doing? Like, if anybody's getting bullied, it is the sober people by the audience, because I've read a lot of comments that the audience is like, you're, this is boring. Why is nobody, like nobody's even having a drink, you know? I know it is wild. So, um, uh, so the, Katie So, Katie tells us that she and Sheena are at a real turning point

because they're both committed to working on their relationship. Okay. Yeah, the lights are on and someone's finally home. No, no they're not. This is Sheena, nobody comes home. That's the point. If you're not happy with a dark home,

don't be friends with Sheena. I don't like people a dark home, don't be friends with Sheena. I don't like people saying like, I'm gonna be friends with Sheena now because she's less Sheena than she's ever been. No, she's more Sheena than she's ever been, as we'll see in the scene coming up where she sits in her Britney Spears sunglasses outside at night in the smoking section to have a fight with somebody.

She's more Sheena than ever, and that's all Sheena needs to be. Sheena doesn't need to be less Sheena for you. Okay? So if you're not happy with me. Yeah, Sheena does not have to come to you. Yeah. You come to Sheena than ever and that's all Sheena needs to be. Sheena doesn't need to be less Sheena for you. Okay. Yeah. She does not have to come to you. Yeah. You come to Sheena. Exactly. Yeah. She doesn't have to change the horse in the mouth.

Yeah. So Ariana is like, well, I feel like she still has this like soft spot for shorts, but I don't think he needs to be invited to things. And Katie is like, yeah, I mean, I was like, are you gonna like, are you gonna like be like be with this person until who like always is like flip-flopping? Like, let's be honest. Yeah, I think people can like get her to feel for them. And then there's like people besides shorts who will like use or use her for that. Okay, here's now here's, here's gonna be the problem that we can already see so these two are going to ice everybody out that they don't like on the show. I

don't really blame you. I don't see why Ariana or whatever Ariana I'm just calling her Ariana. I can't with Ariana. It's hard. Okay, I'm an old dog. That's a new trick. So Ariana it's I don't understand why she wouldn't want to hang out with Tom. However, you guys can't just recast the show like that's not how it's gonna work. And if you are gonna be like that, you have to do something. You're literally lying on a couch and sunglasses getting IVs, talking about nothing,

but the people that you don't want to do things. Like you're gonna need to actually do something. You're on a television show. So Tom Schwartz is gonna be showing up. Sorry, okay? That's just how it is. What do you mean? They press play at email night.

Like, yeah. You're not gonna? They press play at emo night. Yeah. You're not going to carry a season with that. I'm so sorry, but you guys, you're going to need the people that we all hate. Okay. Cause if we're out of people to hate, we're going to start hating you. I'm just telling you that as someone who's been watching these shows for a very long time, do not fall into that trap. Yeah.

So now we go to pump and it's all being packed up. There's like, uh, like all the chairs are gathered together and Lisa walks in and goes, Oh, we've had a good run. It's so hard looking at this empty shell, but enough about Sandoval. Get it. So she calls Ken and said, Ken, I keep thinking that we, did we do the right thing?

He's like, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo. Ken, stop. Hold on darling, I'm about to get to the rug. Bwo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo. Or I'm stuck on the rug. I'm stuck on the rug. Bwo, wooo, wooo.

Ken, are you listening to me? Can't get over the rug darling. Bwo, get over a rug darling. Reboot your system Ken. Reboot, reboot, reboot. Hold on I've just got a notification on my e-phone. Your Roomba Ken has been stuck on a rug. Damn it Ken. Told you I was stuck on a rug. Why in the notification? Ken, I just keep wondering, did we do the right thing? Because once pump closes, who shall serve teeny tiny littered shrimp on a salad? I just don't know anymore, Ken. Where else is going to force people to pay $47

for a piece of salamone. Well, with people of Los Angeles go to hear smooth bossing over jazz. Um, so then he's like, Oh, who cares? Like literally it's over. Give it up. I don't care. Another to you. Please get out of there as soon as possible and take that chandelier with you.

So then, um, oh, by the the way Did you see that the landlord? Release a statement that was like how dare Lisa Vandepop lie about me. I've not raised the rent She is a liar. I don't believe you sir He's got all these lawsuits against him. You did so raise the rent who doesn't raise the rent after ten years You're a landlord you lie as a landlord you lie You're so stupid to get rid of pump. Pump is the only thing that has lasted in that God-forsaken corner we've set up before.

Oh my God, Java, Gaspay, have fun with that. They used to be, you know, never caught Java, Java, stop, whatever. Yeah, have fun with your spirit of Halloween store that's about to come in there. Because guess what? Nothing survives in that corner, and you cooked out pump. And guess what? Pump survives in that corner and you kicked out pump. And guess what?

Pump was fun to go to. Like, yes, were there lots of people with small dogs that were of a certain age and wearing strange wigs? Yes, but that was part of the charm. I actually really enjoyed going to that garden and having some rosé. We had some crappens meetups there before. We had some great times.

Yeah, we did have some good times. And, you know, it's also really good going out in West Hollywood and then knowing the next morning why your knees are bruised, you know? And in that place, you knew you weren't in some like dark, dingy alley doing horrible things that they'd probably like get you for in Southern hospitality.

But on that, you went to that restaurant, you knew where those bruises came from. The planters that were in the middle of every walkway. Okay? There was a certain safety in not being safe. Yeah. You were at pump. You know, and this is what, you know, what I say to the landlord,

what I say, I'm going to quote a very wise thinker, Maddie from Southern hospitality. L-O fucking L. I'm thedie, from Southern Hospitality. L-O-Fucking-L. I'm the bitch that runs this bitch. I'm the bitch that runs this bitch, and you did raise the rent. Oh yeah, here's what I have to say to Lamar. I'm Maddie fucking Reese, bitch.

L-O-Fucking-L. L-O-Fucking-L. L-O-Fucking-L. By the way, Southern hospitality is great. I don't want you to watch it. I know and it's hard. We don't get to recap that full time because there's too much going on.

We're going to talk a little bit about it on the bonus. We'll probably recap next week right? Cause it's a season finale. Yeah. Oh, the season finale is next week. Yeah. I mean, I, I love the show. It's just that like with the combination of honestly, like crappies preparation is just,

it's taking up a lot of our time right now. So yeah, but we'll do it next week. Yeah, we have to do it. I don't care. I don't care what happens. Something is going to help. We can't. I don't care if we have to cancel something.

We're doing it. Damn it. No, we will. We will take it on. Here comes one right now. Okay. So let's see. So next here we go guys. I hope you're ready. This is what we were

putting off because I don't want to victimize. I don't want Tom Sandoval to have victim complex on my TV right now. But guess what? It's happening on TV. So we have to talk about it. Tom Sandoval comes in guys and he's the victim. So let's let's give it a listen, shall we? He's brought roses to, you know, because pump is dead. So Lisa's like, oh no. What are you doing here? Get away, you're ruining my brand. He's like, hey, I brought you flowers.

I mean, I know it's like bringing sand to the beach, but like, you know, I thought I'd still do it. Oh, yes. Sand to the beach. Or like bringing goat cheese balls to sir, you just don't need to do it. Like, this is they give kisses. And so like, so how are you? And he says, oh, I'll beat up a little beat up for my time in New Zealand. It's traumatic. It's like, have you seen anyone?

He's like, well I've seen Ariana, but like we haven't talked or anything. She's just, oh yes, well that ship is sailed, hasn't it? I don't even know why you're in the same house. It's absolutely ridiculous. Now I think it would be the gentlemanly thing to do, to move out of there, give a space, maybe sell the house. I don't know, is the scene over, I'm exhausted.

Literally exhausting. And he goes, or one of us can keep it. It's like, see, this is why you are not winning over America. Because Lisa's like the gentlemanly thing for you to do is to move out and presented with a gentlemanly thing to do, the classy thing to do, he's like, no, but one of us can keep it because it's like a great house.

Tom, it may be a great house, but also it's like a generic house. And that doesn't mean it's a bad house, but it's generic. And you can find 50 other diversions of it in Los Angeles. Well, I understand wanting to keep the house, but you can't just take someone else's investment like that. You can't do that. And then even if you're gonna pay somebody,

even if you're gonna buy them out. So it's circulating that he's saying he's offered her $3 million and she's still turning it down. You don't have $3 million. And there's no way you're getting a goddamn loan for $3 million. I can tell you that. And there's that too.

Because you've already taken a loan out on the house. So what are you gonna put her on a payment plan for 50 years? That's her losing money. You're not ever gonna pay that. Who's gonna hold you accountable? No, sir. You can't like, you can't go on the, on TV last week

and say, I'm like moving $50 here, $200 there, just to pay DWP. And then be like, yeah, I'm gonna pay out Ariana. No, it's not gonna work that way. Yeah, I think they're gonna try and do it on a payment plan and that's just not gonna work. Like you're- I don't care how nice-

The only way for her to get her investment out is to sell that house. And for your loan to be paid off from you and her to get whatever's remaining from the house. I don't care how nice the house is, you gotta move out of it. Like I'm sorry, you gotta move out. You're trying to repair your image

and you're trying to like get back into the good graces of your friends and the public. You have to move out of that house trying to repair your image and you're trying to like get back into the good graces of your friends and the public. You have to move out of that house because it's ridiculous and you have to start a new chapter. It's the right thing to do and you sell it and you will find another great house. Like houses are temporary. But also it's really funny that, well, I mean, we've seen,

you know, like it's the economy is fucking crazy. Like we've seen how houses have doubled and tripled and stuff after COVID and everyone's like, well How often does COVID happen? Um all the time and it's called something else every fucking time it happens Okay, it was like 9-11. There was like the fucking epic crash of whatever from whenever after that It's always fucking something. Okay. I can tell you that much being alive this long It's always fucking something, but you know Ronnie would you like it's not a house? I'm wearing glasses. Would you like me to take over your economic theory? sir Sure Alan

Okay, I mean look I could it is a lot having a house and buying a house now compared to when they bought it would be a lot more money. I get it, you're both kind of gonna be fucked over, especially you, because you took that other loan out on the house. It doesn't matter though, you're the one who fucked up.

And the only way for her not to be fucked over is to sell the house. And that's it, you fucked it up, you've gotta sell the fucking house, that's it, I'm gonna be the judge. That's it. Yeah, Judge Judy, we're talking about Bethany. That's it, that's it, it's done, it's done. Objection, overrule, it's sustained, that's it, fine.

I would love Bethany to have a judge show, by the way. Like that to me would be my favorite. Like, you know, I talk so much shit about Bethany these days, and I think it's because I have loved Bethany. Literally today, I don't know what it is. Today I'm wearing a Bethany, but I think it's because I have loved her so much shit about Bethany these days. And I think it's because I have loved Bethany. I don't know what it is. But I think it's because I have loved her so much.

And I think that Bethany, you know what it is, Bethany will always, no matter what, I'm endlessly fascinated by her. I just feel like she's using her powers for the wrong thing right now. And I think that like, where Bethany is the strongest is when she uses her powers for things like, all right, you're in the house.

Why are you in the house? Get out of the house. Get out of the house. Get out of that house. You move over there. Okay, here's what you do. You move to West Hollywood. You move to, I don't know,

go to like, I see you there, something like that. I've had enough. Like, you know what, you just start a brand, you just start a brand or anything. If you're not gonna start a brand, get out of the house.

Hmm. That's her judgment for every situation, by the way. It doesn't matter if it's about housing or like someone dented someone's car, we'll move out of the house. Well, I just dented a car, we'll move out of the house. Studding brand? Studding brand.

Get the house. Yes, yeah. Okay, so back to this, they're talking about the house and he's like, yes, someone should keep it, it should be me. be me and she goes okay then what's the way forward and goes I don't know why start yelling at her and she's like well you need to and he goes God oh Lisa God oh okay the lollies okay then what are you doing here you just wanted to come here for someone to kiss your ass sorry Sorry, it's not gonna happen with anybody

you go hang out with on the show, okay? You come here and you're talking about how you deserved the house and the first person that even questions you. And she didn't. Once he said that, she was like, okay, crazy pants, whatever. And you're still yelling,

get your fucking H-E-B flowers and go. And she goes, what do you create? You did it. And he goes, I know, my friend Ali died. And then I have Sheena hitting me up, saying if I need like help with anything to reach out. And then meanwhile, she's like releasing things, like starting rumors about me and like Billy.

Ah. And by the way, just because Tom is terrible, doesn't mean that everyone else on this show is suddenly not terrible too. Like we have to remember because then it cuts to Sheena and she's like, yeah, I think that something did happen with him in Billy Lee. Um, because like it was back back in the day and they just made a pack not to tell anybody.

I mean, we can't forget that the rest of the cast has literally spent their entire time, their entire lives making stories about this every single day but as far as I'm concerned you kind of earned it you know what I mean yeah you know what she know you know what I need from you I need to take a day off from dragging my name through the dirt let's just like kick down while he's down let's kick Raquel while she's down let's kick Kyle Chan He's not really, he just sort of exists. Like let's have this guy in my podcast talking about explicitly sexual things. Were you just talking about how someone was wiping their come off on one of your

shirts? Um, uh, so anyway, he's like, yeah, she's gonna stop dragging my name. She was, what do you mean? This sexually explicit thing. And he's like, yo, there's this dude named Nima that recalitated who of course Nima, he of the bright teeth who we all know. Was it actually the same Nima? I was wondering that. Yeah, it's Nima.

It was that Nima. Shaws of sunset, Nima. Cause I was waiting for like visual and then I was like, please tell me it's not Nima from Shaws of sunset. And then I actually just got too lazy to look it up. It was Nima? That was Nima from Shaws of Sunset.

Yeah. So former guest at the crappies I'd like to also add. So he's like, yeah, so she dated this guy. Oh, he had this. She had this guy named Nima on and he claimed that I told her Kel that Arianna and I were in an open relationship. And that's not true. And then on top of that, he went to say

these explicit things like Raquel was begging him to have sex with her on Sheena's bed like, bro, stop. I think Tom, why are you yelling at the confessional camera? Sorry, it's a long camera, it's a lion. I just felt like so bad for her. Like I was on the phone with her for a very long time. This doesn't make you a better person though because just because you like I mean,

you know, it's like he he is like showing example which was like really just there for Raquel. I'm like also but you were not there for your girlfriend. So, Sam Neval is like, like this whole mob mentality, it's like I was always against it, all the time. I know. So why don't you put it out? I don't mean put out, but put it out. Sam truly, Sam sorry, truly. And he's saying, yeah, well, you're just gonna say,

you don't mean it. Cause that's what they always say. I'm like, damn if I do and I'm damn if I don't. I just want to move on and no I don't mean move out. I mean move on. I mean move on from everybody asking me when I'm gonna move out. Got it?

I'm in! I want to sign a moveon.org petition to get Ariana to move on, move out, move on to move out. So Lisa's like, but do you want to move on without these people or have any relationships? Like, oh Lisa. He's yelling at her. It's like, I don't know what.

She's like, stop being so angry because you're attacking me, Lisa. You are attacking me. I am not attacking you. I'm just trying to- This is my life. This is my life. I'm not. It's no, but it's such a sad life. That's what I'm saying. This is my life! This is my life! I'm not... it's... no, but it's such a sad life. That's what I'm seeing.

This is my life! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's fucking work! Hey, let me help you out. L-O fucking L. Thanks, Manny Reese. It's like so hard singing covers. Nobody understands. And she's like, go just have some remorse. What am I supposed to be sorry for not writing lyrics? Fuck that, it's hard! Oh, yeah, Manny remorse.

She's like, but have some fragility. She's like, look, if I say I'm sorry and I cry, cry. She said, but have some fragility. She said, well, if I say I'm sorry and I cry, cry, they say crocodile tears. By the way, I battled suicide. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's like, don't tell me how I felt. Don't tell me I felt. I was hanging on by a thread and the walls just like started to close in and they did

have nice lighting on them. Phillips used. was hanging on by a thread and the walls just like started to close in and they did have nice lighting on them, don't use and you can't see outside the pain and you can't dream of better days. I felt like, what's the fucking point? Hello there. This is a two part recap. Okay, this is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part 2. Watch what Crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice and King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. Strollin' the park with Caitlyn Clark.

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