Watch What Crappens - #2326 RHOM: Heir Cuts

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

Larsa’s relationship is put under a microscope when Michael Jordan questions it on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and it cuts. It’s cuts real deep. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

From Wondery and Audible comes Class of 88, a new podcast hosted by Will Smith. Before 1988, a lot of people didn't take hip-hop seriously, but hip-hop today touches everything from film to fashion to sports. So what changed? Follow Class of 88 wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappings, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today by my side, mere inches away from me, Mr. Ronnie Karam.

Hi Ronnie, how are you? Oh, hello. It's our, it's our last recap before. Everything changes. Everything changes. Everything changes before the golden crappies. Ronnie is here in town for our big show that's happening on Saturday. Please join us.

It's gonna be great. We have so many people coming in to see this show from across the country. People are flying across the country for the show. A lady sold plasma. I saw it on Twitter. Really? Wow. Yeah.

Which by the way, thank you. That is so that's the sweetest thing I ever read. I just read it this morning because I was awake too early scrolling through there. Yeah, there are several hundred people that are going to be there at the Palace Theater. So excited. It's gonna be the energy is gonna be great. It's gonna be a great vibe. We have got great guests. We have fun things planned. So if you are in Southern California or anywhere in the world, come fly in and we're gonna have a great time. That's gonna be on Saturday. But if you can't make it, you can still watch it because Moment is is streaming it and they're doing a kick-ass job. They're

bringing in a jib. This is our first show with a jib. Have you, can you even believe we're at a place now where we have a jib? A jib. We have a jib. That's like the thing, that's like the arm that they put a camera on, they move it and it goes up and down. I'm so excited to see how this is gonna look.

So this is like a whole thing, and we can't wait, cannot wait. I want a drone. Next year, a drone. I want a drone to just fly around my head. Next year, let's make it live from Central Park. Ben and Ronnie live from Central Park and there'll be drones.

So stupid. All right, well, that's gonna be so much fun. So thanks to everybody in advance. Can't wait to see you, okay? Get dressed up. And now it is time for Real Housewives of Miami. And the title of the episode is Adios Miami No, Adios, Mexico. Wait, is that what it's called?

Mexico, I think. No, it says Adios Miami. Well, I wrote Adios Miami. I don't know. I can look. No, it doesn't like literally does not matter Okay, Adios somewhere. So we open with one of my favorite things a Todd and Alexi is seeing She's like, Todd these girls we have we have to get out of here, Todd. And Todd's like, okay, first of all, she's, wait, is that Coco? Is that Coco on the couch? Let me talk to Coco. Coco, get off the couch.

And Todd's like, Coco, I would like to apologize to you and yours. Dear Alexia, Coco and I would like to apologize because we have not FaceTimed you enough while you're in Mexico. But this grave injustice, we will send you a box of Godiva chocolates. The good stuff.

Otherwise known as the good stuff. The good stuff. So she's doing that. Nicole is talking to her mom, saying that they're gonna be going to a market, and then she's gonna go to the airport, because she has to leave early. And then Lee says, talking to Jody.

And she goes, hey babe, I haven't showered yet, so I'm gonna put a whole bunch of makeup on my face. Yeah, you know what? It's hard to even take a shower. I'm mentally paralyzed. Do you know how difficult it is to decide between hot and cold water? I have so much to think about because these are things that Lenny used to do for me. Lenny!

And Jody's like, Oh yeah, so you guys are gonna be trying to divorce again soon, all right? going on? You're doing it? How's there not spit coming down Jody's fucking face, man? Is Jody alive? Can someone put a mirror under his nose? I just want to know when he got his jaw wired shot. Like what, did we miss a motorcycle accident? What happened here?

So Lisa's like, yeah, it's just like I'm closing like a huge chapter in my life. I can't believe I can't but I don't know if Lenny is going to sign inside of the paperwork. That's what I'm worried about. So Nicole comes over and Lisa's like, I just can't handle any more fighting. And Nicole tells her, you know, it's like fight or flight that you're in. Because like, you've got so much going on at home with Lenny that like here you're like maybe it's still going on in your head so you're

like should I fight or should you be like me and take a flight because like I have a private plane. Yeah and Nicole this is this is smart Nicole because she gave Lisa language that she can use to apologize. That's a good friend. Yeah she literally came in and gave That's a good friend. Yeah, she literally came in and gave Lisa lines to use later. Yeah, she did because Lisa can't apologize to Kiki. Lisa is not able to say, I'm an asshole. I'm a privileged asshole and I was an asshole to you

and I'm sorry for that. But what she can't say is, I was an asshole but it's because of Lenny. And Nicole knows that if she came in and she told Lisa, Lisa, you really messed up and this is what you need to tell Kiki. Yeah. Lisa wouldn't listen or she'd be stubborn

and be like, oh really? So I'm the one at fault. So instead she just gave her language that she could then steal and pretend it was her own language. And she totally manipulated during the doing the right thing. I mean, very well done.

Very, very well done. Very, very well done. So Lisa's talk, you know, Nicole's like, so do you have any like support from your family? And Lisa's like, my mom is super old school. She's still in Canada. She's coming in next week. Haven't seen her in a while, which I am so excited to see Lisa's mom

because I'm so fascinated to know like Lisa's facial origin story a little bit, you know? Like I feel like we came in with Lisa already having had a lot of work done. I just wanna know what Lisa looked like at a certain point. And mom will- I've seen pictures of her when she was younger and she actually looks the same, which is bizarre.

I know, she looks like that's her face. She, wow. I mean, you know, a lot of work and enhancements and stuff like that. I'm not taking away from that. I thought it was like a Larissa Pippin situation. No, no, she's always looked like that. It's not weird.

Wow. Yeah, they showed her a picture of her as a baby and she actually had melons holding up her head. Like they didn't even have, no, I'm just kidding. To imagine like a baby with gigantic implants. Whatever implants they did, they did right when she came out. No, but I saw her in a young, I almost said college LOL,

but a young picture and she, yeah, she looked fairly similar. Yeah, I did hear that when she came out of the womb. She was like, WHAAAAATTHEEE? LADY! LADY, LADY, L was like, where the lady? Oh gosh, okay, so yeah, we hear a little bit about Lisa that her parents were always fighting

as she grew up in a really rough household because they hated each other, but they stayed together, just I guess for the kids, but then Lisa had a bad relationship with her dad, so she was always looking for like daddy figures. And so she started dating like old guys when she was like 16 or something. She said that she-

Like, is that right? Yeah, she said that when she was 16, she decided to leave home because it was an uncomfortable childhood. So she started dating a guy and was taken in by his family. And then at 18, she moved in with another guy she was dating.

And then she goes, I've always been in these relationships. Maybe it stems from daddy issues. Why I always felt protected by them. I was like, oh, maybe daddy issues. Huh? Maybe. I don't know. Seems pretty obvious to me, but yeah, maybe, maybe. I don't know. Is she considered it? So then everyone's getting ready to go out. Some people are leaving. Nicole has to leave early and so does whoever else. Lisa, I think, has to leave early.

So they gather. Kiki goes to give Lisa nice hugs. She's like, oh my god, you're not going to beat me up on you. She did not say that today, actually, thankfully. Yes, shockingly. And Kiki's like, I don't like to hold grudges. So hopefully she recognized that she did something wrong with me.

And so then we get in the van. And it's a little chilly still. And Lisa's like, yeah, you know what? It just hurt my feelings last night. But you know, it's not easy finding out all your friends are annoyed with me. Well really, it should be getting easier because it's happened to you every episode this season, Lisa. But this was the first episode where Lisa actually vaguely listened to someone and

actually heard feedback. The first time she heard it. So did this, did this episode end with them saying next week on the season finale? Yes, it did. Oh my God. How are they doing? Look, I know we complained that there's too many housewives on it one time, but now what are we supposed to do? Well, we have summer house coming up.

So there's that. Okay. Is that big? I don't know if that makes it any better. Yeah. What, cause what is going to be coming down the, well, I guess we'll some rounds coming up. So there's that. Okay. Is that vacant? I don't know if that makes it any better. Yeah, what, because what is going to be coming down the way? Well, I guess we'll still have reunion months for both Beverly Hills and Erica starting too. Erica's, Erica's,

I read that they're kicking the reunion for Miami to a different night and they're putting Erica's show on instead. I mean, I wouldn't mind having a little bit of set, like doing two reunions at the same time is always rough for us Yeah, but but there's let's see New Jersey's got to be coming around the corner. It's gotta be New Jersey's got to be coming soon and then But I don't know what other I don't know what other Dubai New York. I apparently is coming back in June or something Yeah, there you go. Soon, time's ticking. Okay, so anyway.

You have a Tomax still, if that's any consolation. Yay. Okay, so where are we? Kiki doesn't like to hold grudges. Okay, so then in the other van, Kiki's like, I just wanted to ask questions about, what were you gonna say? I'm gonna say.

But you're saying right now. So I just want somebody to ask me questions about my life. And Alexi is like, good luck, because nobody, she doesn't do that luck because nobody she doesn't do that no she doesn't do it Marisol just talk to her tell her Marisol yeah she's like yeah we've known her for 13 years and this is what she said and Marisol was like yeah I was walking down the street and I said and then it cuts to a flashback of Marisol in the flashback saying to Lisa well I'm gonna get married to hubby again. We're going to have a vow renewal in Scotland.

Where? Talking about what? Valorimuil in Scotland. Are those are there a bunch of guys named Scott in that land? To a, you know, some planes, you know, on Beverly Hills, we talk about how Kyle is so bad actually listening to her friends, but nothing compares to Lisa. Lisa's the worst. Even who's like, you have a husband?

There's a man in your life? She's like, what? So she's like, oh my God, forget it, Steve, I'm talking about Steve, oh God. She's like, girl's in her own world. So Alexi is like, you know who Lisa's about? Lisa, you know? And she's been that way her whole life, I think.

So I hope when she leaves this stage of her life, she'll be less selfish, but I'm not gonna hold my breath about it. That will not be happening anytime soon. I can't believe, but to be fair, Steve is not very memorable. So that is one thing going for Lisa. And I don't think they were married either.

Wasn't that the thing last year that they didn't really even have a real marriage that they just showed up to Mexico and were like, all right, person on the beach, tell us we're married, we're married, bam. Yeah, I can never really like keep track of the marriage. So I do remember there was one season where we watched her like get married on the top of a Swiss Alp or something. Like wasn't she, it was just like on like a snowy

mountaintop getting married. It was so bizarre. Yeah. Yes, they're here. So now we go, now we arrive at this market. And it's cute. There's lots of chachkis and fun stuff. And Alex says, oh, well, you know, look, there's hot sauce.

I'm going to get some hot sauce for Peter. Well, you know, Peter, he loves hot sauce. I've got to love Peter. He loves it so much, the hot sauce. You know, I said, you know, Peter, you should try this hot sauce. It has a punch. And then he did it.

And then it happened to be in a homeless person's face But you know what? It was my fault really He just wanted to taste what I told him to taste it was never his fault, you know Peter So then Lisa really is the worst how long has Lisa lived in Miami and Lisa walks into this market and goes You have anything for kids? You know, babies, babies, little. She's like, wow. She still does not even.

You don't know how to even say kids. How many freaking people do you have around your house? And she says like, I want to get Jody something. I'll just order him something online. It's like, well, that takes the charm away from souvenir. So then they're like- Like literally every person on the show speaks Spanish and she doesn't know how to say kids.

I'm sorry, it's hard for me to let that go. How do you say children in Spanish? Damn it, don't put me on the spot. I don't live in Miami. And I actually know the answer. I'm from El Paso. I know the answer and I'm still like what? Because now I'm put on the spot.

I just took a Duolingo Spanish lesson. Uh, to hijos. Let me see, kids. I know that apples are manzanas. Guys, I'm working on it. And teachers are maestros. Hold on, uh, are maestras. Kids in Spanish. I think it's hijos. Mujer is a lady. Niños y niños. Yeah. When you say hijos, it's e-hosts. Mujer is a lady. Niños y niños. Yeah.

When you say e-course, it's like my kids. Okay, got it. But I do know mujer because that means woman. That's how far I am in my Spanish on Duolingo is that I've learned apples and woman. El cabrito, el chico. Yeah. Okay, well there you go everybody.

Don't say you didn't learn anything. I want you to ask me a question like, do a lingo, because I was like, how do you say I'm holding an apple? You, como? Okay, so. They kept talking about a green shirt. I had to give up do a lingo.

They just kept saying, ask the man about his green shirt. I'm like, I'm sick of talking about the man's damn shirt. Leave Robin Hood alone. So now there's like crickets to eat. And so Kiki, there's a lady saying, Oh, the crickets actually have more protein than steak. She really have one and everything. So Kiki puts one in her mouth and then Adriana is like, Don't eat that. You're going to get sick. And Alexis are sculpting Adriana. She's just like, you know, I brought you guys to Mexico for the whole experience. You have to have the experience.

And so Kiki's like, did you have one? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me, not Peter. I get my protein in another way, I'm sorry about it. And so Kiki swallows it and she's like, believe it or not, that was not my first bug. I've swallowed so many things down in my throat. Ah, ha, ha, ha. So then ha. So then that's her running thing is just talking about how much head she gives

for the rest of the episode. I know. It's things she's gotten caught in her throat. By the way, chew the, chew the cricket and then swallow. So then Nicole finds a Jacob's ladder like one of those like blocks with the ribbons on it where it like it's like it clacks out and opens up. It's like a, it's like a classic kind of Chachki toy. And Nicole's like, Hey Julia, I remembered this from growing up. And Julia's like, Oh, we do not have those in Russia.

I'm like, God, Russia is more bleak than I ever thought. Like you don't even have like a simple wooden toy with a ribbon attached to it that goes clack, clack, clack, clack, clack. We don't even have a regular ladder. If you want to get something off shelf, you stand on goat. We call it goat's ladder and it's just a goat on a goat. It's called goat there.

Your toy is a goat. If you need to get higher, you put goat on goat. Our version of tic-tac-toe is putting pile of dirt on goat and that's it. Our tic-tac-toe is goat, goat, goat. You have to arrange goats in squares and just hope to taste the end position and then you win goat. Okay, so then she makes another giving head joke. And then she's like, okay, Lisa, Lisa, we need to talk, Lisa. I'm gonna take off my glasses so that you could see

that I'm sincere. You gotta throw a nanny. Okay, that's enough of that. I understand it got heated and I said, thanks to you and I feel horrible. So I was impressed with Lisa because someone finally told her, Lisa, just say you're sorry. Okay, so I need to do Lisa.

Well, we're both guilty of saying horrible stuff and I want to apologize for saying I can't heal your childhood trauma. And then I also said, shut the fuck up. And I was like angry with what I'm going through. I'm a more angry person I've ever been because I'm fighting all the time. All I do is fight.

That's what I do. It's Letty's fault. And she's like, you know, we've been through similar things. We should be closer to each other. So they hug and they decide to let it go, which is nice. And then Mary Saul is doing something wacky. She's like, oh, that's what I love, pinatas. So tonight, I'm going to put together a pinata for the birthday girls.

And let me tell you, it was going to be one wacky pinata. All right. God, I love being a gay icon. So Lisa and Nicole leave because they have to go to the airports, they're gone. And then Lisa's like, you know, I wish things weren't said, but I'm consumed with legal stuff. A lot of emotions, a lot of Lenny and Kiki and everyone else can happen to be a casualty to all that. But you know who's not a casualty? Those dogs. They finally got to eat some good food.

So then Gertie is sick. We find out. So she's gonna be out for this episode. And then Kiki comes over to Mary Sol's room and she's brought her a basket of dicks. And that is what this grand pinata is gonna be. It's gonna be a pinata full of dildos. So now meanwhile, it's time, because it's before dinner, it's time to FaceTime people. So Marcus FaceTime's Larissa and he's like, yeah, are you excited for the alooho dinner?

Like, are you excited? Yeah, I'm excited to see Oliver and Adam and JP and Vinny like, and they're going to be there and XYZ and this and that. And I'm excited for the girls to finally taste alooho and enjoy it as much as I do. Like, you know know ten years ago My dad called me up and said do you want to make this tequila? And then like one of his friends has to still every Mexico like and like I just couldn't commit to a ten years ago Like but like fast forward to like two and a half years ago like and I still couldn't commit to it

Like and then fast forward to like about a few days ago like and someone said do you want to be part of this tequila like and I Was like I think I can do that like as long as it doesn't give me away from Marcus too long, cause we have separation anxiety like. Yeah, like I've already like spent like $800 like dollars I feel like on it. So like it has to like be like the best like tequila in the world. Could you do something maybe less Kardashian? I mean, my God, you're already carrying around

five of those faces. You're not even taking the other ones off before you get the new one. You're just like wallpapering over the wallpaper. It's like if Mission Impossible, when Tom rips off of his mask and he's the other person underneath or whatever, it's like if he just never cleaned his face

and just kept putting mask over mask over mask. Like how many face changes are you gonna do? And now you're taking their businesses as well? Stop, just stop. Marcus is like, I really can't wait to see you again. And she's like, I know, like, serious separation anxiety, like. Oh, and they broke up, by the way,

in case you- Oh, there, they might be back. Of course, well, of course, but- They followed each other again on Instagram. Just, I know you're all wondering. I know you're all worried about it. I was certainly worried about it. We just need to get a final answer before the crappies so we know exactly what to put in memoriam, okay?

Yeah. Okay, so now the girls do the gathering in the lobby thing and we see Alexia like, you know, like, I'm here to support Larissa, but I just don't like how she goes about it. And then we get a, you have a Todd. I don't like have a Todd like. Alexia says, I mean, like, don't try to be then we get a, you have a Todd. I don't like have a Todd like. Alexia says, I mean, like, don't try to be better than me and say, I have a Todd

like you had a Scotty for 23 years. And by the way, Larsa, you're getting half of Scotty's retirement. I know that's hilarious Larsa's, huh? But I'm like, boy, like, like I do it on my own like, as she talks about investing $800,000 of her money into a tequila. I'm like, poor. So, um, It's like really hard like. Yeah. So, um, so Larce has said that they're in the bands

and she's like, I'm just like really bummed that only five of us are going to the tequila thing tonight. And Alexia's like, oh no, there's six. And this is where we get some great counting off. Three for five, three for five. And Alexia goes four, five, six. Three for five, four, five, six. Three for five, four for five. And then she goes, four, five, six, three for five, four, five, six, three for five, four, five, six.

And it's Adriana. She'll like, don't forget Adriana. She's like, yeah, don't forget me. She's like, oh, so it's like five then like. What if we gave you all letters, X, Y, Z, we have X, Y, Z, but we don't have a W. Okay, so now they go over to the tasting and they meet these guys there and she's like,

oh my God, hi Annie Frank, Oliver, June, John and Danny. Act your names or JP, Oliver and Adam. Yeah, like I say, Robert, Rolando and Joanne. Hi, Sep, hi, ah, hi, Rah,un, hi eh, hi uns, hi eh, hi tee. Separation anxiety like 3 for 5. 3 for 5 x y z, this and that. Separation anxiety, I've had so much. We have literally been working so hard on this, literally.

I've been like working like so hard like, that's why it's the first time I've ever been here. And then they show the guys, like let me tell you about this tequila. It tastes like chocolate. I'm like, okay, I'm sold. I just hated on Lars's thing, but now I'm like, I will drink your chocolate tequila, bring it to me.

And actually the bottle is, the bottle is like a, it looks sort of like it's like a future pretzel. It's kind of like a ring. It's a little vaginal too, but like it's cool. It has like a big hole in the middle. So I kind of liked the bottle. I don't understand it. It's like a tube. Yeah. It was, I don't understand. I kind of liked it. It was something you could hold on to.

It was like something if you get two of them and put them on to like rings, you could do some workouts, you know, it was like, it was like TRX. It was like the base of a TRX rope. Okay. You're making it more fun, but it just, it looks when the bottle takes that much effort, I feel like you could have put more effort into the tequila. You know what I mean? Like where's the candy coating on it?

Well, cause I feel like, I feel like all these tequila has probably come from the same place. And they just have to get like a different bottle. You know, guaranteed it's like, it's Kylie's or whatever her name is, whichever one has a tequila. This is where 818 tequila comes from. It's probably the same person's doing 818, whatever Kathy's was, Sol, Del Sol or whatever,

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Time for a commercial. It's time for a Crap-N's commercial. Time for a commercial it's time for a crappin's commercial so So anyway, Lars says like so Marisol just walks away in the middle of it She's like well, I don't drink to kill unless it's mast and Margaret can someone get Margaret Marisol a real drink listen I don't like strong booze. I know you're all surprised to hear that all my Marisol heads out there all the we call them the The Mary's all the Mary's all my my my Mary army rise up I was surprised to hear that. All my Marisol heads out there. We call them the Marys. All the Marys, my Mary army rise up.

Hey, Mary. Oh my God, they love me. It's the K's, you see? I know everyone's shocked, but I don't like strong boobs. Let me tell you where they really loved me. Black sitcoms in the 90s. Okay. Hey, Mary. the 90s. Okay. Hey Mary.

It's like Jack K. She's like, that's right girl. That's right. That's right. They asked me to do a cameo on Martin, but I was like, I'm too busy. Too busy. Hey Mary.

Mary. Jack K. I'll tell you where they also love me. They love me in shows in the 80s about Phil Hartman. It's always Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary. Children even love me. Had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, heard of it. They ask for more, they always want more.

That's why there was that show, Mary, Tyler, more, but I had to tell them I don't work with tiles. Oh my God, like even Jesus, like he named his birthday after me. Every Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Mary Army, rise up. Hashtag Mary Army. I'm gonna review the Easter scene instead of a boulder moving out of the way, it's just gonna be a giant conking that Jesus pushes to the side and drinks on his way out to heaven. So Larissa again tries to smooth things over with Alexia.

He goes, Alexia, like I know we butted heads before. You butted heads with me, that's what happened. You butted heads with me, cause like you had a head and I had a head and you butted it. Yeah, so like this and that and like X, Y Z I just I just really wanted you to support me on this because I just like work really hard Yeah, we all work really hard all of us. Yeah. Yeah, I took an elevator today by the way I took an elevator. It was so hard. Yeah, I took a stair to an elevator

So I went through a lot today. Oh really? Well, let me tell you what I got stuck Peter. Okay, Peter Peter stuck in traffic right now You want to call him? It's really hard for him. He works really hard, too. I would but I lost my phone. Oh really? I'm phoning your loss to time You could have just said that you lost your phone also, but in a more tragic way. No, I wanted to be worse She's like we all work really hard and like we all do really different things from each other but like we support each other, right? Because like to you and your cockies, Marisol then, okay, let me do it. Cheers now with this tequila.

This somebody I'm not really sure about. Made. Wow, Marisol, congratulate you on your cockies. And you know what, to me and to Frankie too, too on our beauty bar because that's the thing that we have The Adriana on you know singing terrible music in front of gay people to a record player To Nicole. I don't even know if she has a job to marry so she did things one time. She knows a guy named Steve So oh hold on. I'm getting a phone call from from told Dear Larsen. We are extraordinarily proud of your tequila. We love it so much. We can't wait to drink more and more of it. And that's why I have arranged for a small

box of the Diver chocolate to be sent to the restaurant that you're eating at right now. Signed Todd. Yeah, you know what? I know she works really hard on her tequila brand that she's had for two minutes, but she says like, she's a hustler? Okay, well, if you want my support about it, be nice then. I just love that Larissa's just trying to be sort of nice and Alexia still can't help but be like, but you are. She cannot stand that somebody suggested

that she lives off Todd's money. She's like, how dare you? Todd's money. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? So I called like Adam and Oliver and and that third one with the scoliosis. And I said, I want to do an alujo necklace. So he made me like a necklace and like, and I said, oh, yeah, that's a brand. That's like your brand.

Yeah, that's the point. That's why it's called an alujo lead necklace. And I was like, oh, I want to do something nice for the girls. So, like, but he's like, I can only make three this week, not six. So here are like diamond necklaces of my brand for Julia, Kiki and Alexia. Yeah, like happy birthday. Like even though like Alexia is like trying to kick me while I'm like not even down like because like, you know. And Kiki's like, um, okay. So wow, I gave you a diamond necklace for your birthday, but now you are like, you know. And Kiki's like, okay, so wow, I gave you a diamond necklace for your birthday,

but now you are like a billboard? Larsa, I love Larsa. I just, you know, it's like really hard to do things on your own. I do everything on your own. Hi, can you make some diamond necklaces for my friends, thanks, bye. Ah!

Ha ha ha ha ha. How tacky, like happy birthday. Here's my logo to wear. I know. Could you imagine everywhere you're like, Cocoa, Kola, and they're like, here's a here. I got you a diamond necklace and it's the Cocoa, Kola logo. Yeah. And then someone carried the, they, they carried this fight onto Instagram too, which is pretty funny. Let me see how far down it is, because you never know. Marcus and Larza Pippin guys,

they were together at a florist on Valentine's Day. Marcus and Larza have refollowed each other. Guys, I should not have gotten into my phone because now I'm about to start sobbing about Marcus and Lobster. We have to totally be edit the in-memorium again. And Lobster, I almost called her Marcus and Lobster. She is a lobster. I almost called them. Hold on, where is this?

That's my blood pressure, not doing great guys. There's my new headshots. Those look really good. I need new headshots. Anyway, it doesn't really matter. But the point was, they were sniping at each other on Instagram and Kiki's like, oh, thanks a lot.

Like for my birthday, you give me a brand to wear. And then Lars is like, yeah, but like, thanks a lot for being a bad friend. And like also like for crediting the wrong jeweler, like with my necklace when you put it on Instagram. I'm like, okay, so now you're complaining that she's actually showing off the necklace on Instagram. Yeah, I'm miscrediting it.

His name is Jared. The name is Jared. Just Jared. He went to Jared. That was a blog, right? Just Jared. It is a blog, it tends to be a blog, but it's also a jeweler that you might find in many malls.

Yeah. So now they're sitting down for dinner and Marisol is struggling to walk upstairs. And then Larsa is like, you know what's crazy guys? Like, even though sometimes we don't get along like, because we're so busy trying to do things for our tats and stuff and like that. But Marisol was like,

what do you mean sometimes? All the time, am I right? That was a joke for the Mary army. That was a joke for you, Mary's. It was Mary. I wanna give a shout out to all my Mary's. If you wanna join the fan club, you can send a letter to the post office

and I'll get it right back to you soon. Oh my God, look over there at that girl in the tux or that girl in the gown, that guy in the tux. They are real fans. Getting married, huh? Correct. Hashtag, merry army. So, merry, I'm just gonna say that

for like the next three weeks. Merry army. Hashtag, merry army. So Adriana's like, isn't it funny how like last year we were at separate tables, but like this year like we're not like what, like, I just wore you down. That was so funny. And then we see clips of last year when they were on the beach and Adriana was

like, I broke my foot. And so no one would speak to them. And so they had to sit at their own table on Julia's birthday. I was dying. And they were like right behind each other, weren't they? The tables. Yeah, and Adriana's acting like, you know, things have been like, you know,

oh, what are under the bridge? No, they're just worn down. They just can't even be bothered anymore. It's just tired. They just can't, they can't. Okay, so then Lars was like, okay guys, this is like, they came like, if you guys would like take anyone like from like, I feel like like anyone in like Lars is like, okay guys, that's like take game like, if you guys would like to take anyone like from like,

I feel like like anyone in like this room like, what would you like to take from them like? That's such a Lars question. If you could take something from someone, what would it be like? So, you know, Mars, sorry, Adriana is like, oh, no, sorry, Alexis like, oh, well, you know Kiki, I like her energy.

So like she comes into the room and lights up the room. So I like to take Kiki's energy. You know, and Adriana is like, well, if I could take anything, I would take Marcus and they're like, boom. And then Maryselle is like, oh my God, she said that one. Like she was licking her glass like a perv. Lars, are you jealous of other girls? She's like, like, no, like, no, like, good, what?

Jealous, like, if you like jealous, what? What? I mean, I'm feeling selfish. I still get jealous. What? I don't know. Like, no, I don't have I ever like, thrown a drink at a girl who would like walk by Marcus. Maybe no, no, I'm not jealous at all. So you don't get jealous if a girl comes up to him and bar? No, why? No, what? Like, no, women, I like women. I don't know. Like, what comes up to him at bar? No, why? No, what?

Like, no, women, I like women, I don't know, like what? Like not where it always is. But what if his father Michael Jordan, like if he totally approves of you, yes or no? Who, what, like, what, like? Yeah, Michael Jordan, yeah, Air Jordan, like, yes, like, we're like great relationship, like, yeah, like, what, like, what? Lars was like, yeah, because like today, like, like you know I posted a picture and then like his mom commented and like gave it three hearts so that's like three hearts three hearts beating

for just one mind like you know like I'm just like yeah it's no no problem like but what about father yeah like father like father like son like fathers are cool people show fathers like but does he approved he proves but he's he's approved like like what like who we talking about yeah but like it that's the proof of your relationship oh like with what like my relationship with food is like very healthy like so yeah he does proof like that yeah and Julie is like a man this girl's hard to crack right she will not break and Mary so Iles saying well I'm leaving for my summer vacation soon but what is this vacation like everybody's leaving exit like I gotta go to the country I'm gonna go on vacation now I

love Mary soles making your grand finale all of a sudden everybody's just leaving early so she's like well I've got to leave for my summer vacation because we're gonna be doing our Val Ridul and Scotland. Who? With what? What are you Val? What's we're doing? I left my FaceTime turned on. Monkeys, just stop worrying about it. Okay. I was wondering where that voice is coming from. So she goes, but before I go, we're going to do something wacky. The gays love it.

Stick your hand in this pithyana. So they stick it in and Julia pulls out a black dildo and they're like oh my god and Wacky, the gays love it. Stick your hand in this piñata. So they stick it in and Julia pulls out a black dildo. They're like, oh my God, and everyone's pulling out dildos. And then they start throwing the dildos around and they're like, oh my God, Wacky, dildo, throwing dildos. I'm like, you guys are in a restaurant. What are you guys doing throwing dildos around?

At the end of the day, they reached in that piñata and they still got cockies. Thank you, coming to no stores near you. Goodbye. Just want everyone in Scotland to get ready. A gay icon is coming to you. So put on your kilts, because this old piñata is ready to spread the joy.

See you soon. All right guys, this trip's over. Let's go back to Miami and watch Julia vacuum a dog. I just want to also, I also want to mention real quickly that not only were they throwing dildos they brought cakes out and then they start throwing cake at each other so there was just so much what I was like what I was like mortified I was like you guys are in a restaurant guys you're at a restaurant guys where's the manners looks like I'm gonna

get my my card my membership card of the Mary army revoked with all this anti-whackiness that I'm expressing. So they're back in Miami, yeah, Julia's back giving Zoro's hair and Gertie is still sick in bed asking for Gatorade from Russell. And then we see Rolls Royce pulling up and Alexia is has arriving at the D'Amoyah Foundation with Frankie.

We went to the D'Amoyah Foundation last year and I love Lily D'Am Moines because she has this foundation but seems to hate Alexia. I think last year she was like, okay, so, yeah, what are you doing here? Are you gonna drop off your kid? Like what's going on? He's gonna take an Uber, okay, relax, get over it.

Yeah, and she's like, um, no, but, but he needs me. She's like, why are you even in here? You're supposed to be in your car. No, no, I can't stay in the car without, without Frankie. Okay. Frankie, don't forget your iPad. Yeah, you're, can't look at Frankie right now. He's working on a computer with one of our people. Okay. Yeah. I won't hold on one second.

I'm just going to go into the room with Frankie and the computer. No, no, get back here, Alexia. So we see that he's, we see all the stuff he's been learning, you know, like they've been trying to teach him independence and stuff like that. And then Alex is like, oh, like, I don't know if I told you, but I was like talking about Peter at Uber. And he said, or about an Uber. And he said, mom, we cannot put my brother on an Uber. And he was upset that I even considered it because psychologically, he said, we're we cannot put my brother in an Uber. And he was upset that I even considered it because psychologically he said, we're not ready for it, but you know, like, what are you going to do?

But then, but then Peter was like, actually put him in it because I will use my account so that way I can get my star rating up. So then basically, you know, Alexa says that they're actually going to move into the house. I'm sorry, the apartment that they already looked at earlier this season. And that, you know, poor thing. Oh my God. It's like she's talking about moving into one of the shacks

we just saw on the side of the river. I mean, she's like, yeah, we couldn't find anything else. So unfortunately, we're gonna have to move into that apartment. Poor Frankie. She's gonna have to, it's like, that is an amazing fucking place. I cannot believe Alexia. But she's saying it's going to be hard for him to get used

to the new space or whatever. Right. And Lily's like, okay, well, um, here's one thing you can do. Um, just leave that house. Okay. You're enabling him. And you know, by the way, once he goes to work, you're not going to be able to go in there and give him a report card. Okay. And she likes this. Like, yeah, but like, if he's working at a restaurant, I'll let go in there and I'll eat report card. Okay. And she's like, yeah, but like if he's working in a restaurant, I'll go in there and I'll eat in there. I can eat it. I can eat in there. If I catch you in a restaurant that Frankie is working in, I am single handedly going to have you arrested. Okay, well, I'm going to go, but I guess I'm going to leave. I'm going to go say bye to Frankie.

She's like, no, no, you're not. Don't come in next time. By the way, Ronnie, look how scenic our backdrop is becoming. Looks beautiful. Guys, right now, Mexico is just the sunsets popping in Mexico. It's about to have it's like golden hour right now. It's beautiful. Yeah, we have a webcam on behind us. That's a beach beach resort. Yeah. So now we have Lisa at Jody's and they're having tequila. That's not Larissa's notably and Jody's like so like How are you feeling about like all that stuff and everything like?

You feeling good about it? It's like a huge weight off my shoulders. Ah He's like well at least you're gonna you know, you're gonna have an amazing place to live soon It's like he's like a ventriloquist without a doll to talk through I was like, he's like a ventriloquist without a doll to talk through. I wonder why he's dating Lisa. Joey, stop putting your hands in my butt. Sorry. So I cannot believe that letting him sign the paperwork.

Thank God we did not have to go to court. He agreed to build me a beautiful waterfront home for me and the kids to live in. And I'm beginning to see The light at the end of the tunnel just so happens our house is at the end of a tunnel So I think that's what I'm seeing by the way, none of this has happened still Do we everything that Lenny's gonna bot build a house for a waterfront home for Lisa no And he's like always you go look at your new place. And she's asking questions to him. And he goes, Yeah, you know, cause you guys,

you guys like that plan. And we find out that Jodi is the one who did the plans because during COVID Jodi was going to build a house, but it was too expensive. So he renovated a house instead, but the house he designed now has been chosen by Lenny. Cause it was put on a website. So like, is this like a hitch cocking and murder plan that's happening? Something weird. Something weird, like it's like,

Lenny is gonna build the house for Jody and in return Jody's gonna like off Lisa for Lenny or something, like I don't know what is happening. He's gonna build Jody's house because he knows Jody is gonna want to move into this house. Then Jody moves into the house and he can stop paying Lisa. That is so good.

I mean, come on. It's not. It's actually good. It didn't just happen that Lenny just happened to find some random house that Jody made. Yeah, that is exactly it. He's going to trap like Jody's going to move into his dream house and then all of a sudden he's going to trigger the trip

wire that nullifies everything that is owed to Lisa. Oh, I have to say it's so, it's so evil. I have to respect it. It's so evil. Well, and it's also so obvious that you know that Lisa is going to just do it, you know? Yeah. She's going to do it. That is, that is hilarious. Oh my God.. My mind is blown. It is so good. I mean, Letty is a craven terrible person. Don't get me wrong. But like I just had like Lisa falling for this trap because like they're so ha this is such a strange promise to make to your ex. Yeah. And also the fact that it's the the plans. I was like, I think to me, my reading of it was

just that it was just going to distract them from whatever bullshit Lenny's gonna pull in the meantime. Like they're gonna focus on this house without realizing that other things are gonna get pulled away from them. Maybe, yeah, maybe. But I love that idea. It gets a lure to get Jody to move in. Yeah.

To nullify the conversation. And they're both gonna just fall right for it. Commercials, here comes one right now. So then, at least Lisa goes over this thing, this whole story that sounds completely crazy. She goes, yeah, so what about him randomly picking your plants? That's crazy, right? And then Jody's like, yeah, let me show you. I saw a 3D model of it.

It's like the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. I was like, I don't know. This house, this model, this rendering, it's like a gorgeous house. Lenny is never ever gonna buy. You're not building this house. Regardless of whether this is like this conspiracy theory what's gonna happen.

No way, Lisa's gonna get a one story house by like some sort of like a pond. Probably like a public. Yeah, it's gonna be a public's grocery store. On the mainland, buy publics. It's gonna be a public that has a leaky pipe and that will be at the waterfront. Yeah, she's not getting this.

But they're buying it right now and they're really excited. So he's showing her this 3D model. And you know Jody's also really ready to settle down because he's like, okay,d model and you know Jody's also really ready to settle down because he's like Okay. Yeah, look at these plants. I mean, okay, so on the first floor It's a pantry for the kitchen and then the kitchen and there's a hot tub in it And then you go outside and there's a hot tub and then you go to the second floor

There's a library and there's no books, but there's a hot tub and then a Secret hot tub that you pull a book and then a bookcase opens and there's a hot tub and then a secret hot tub that you pull a book and then a bookcase opens and there's a secret book, a hot tub behind it. She's like, how many hot tubs do you need? All right, so that is such a bizarre, like that is such a bizarre amount of hot tub. I think more than one hot tub, a hot tub is excessive. You know, I get it.

He's like, hot tubs are great. If you have a multi-story place, Dom and I, you know, our place is like a town home. So it's like, it's narrow and has like, you know, I get it. You know, like hot tubs are great. If you have a multi-story place, Dom and I, you know, our place is like a town home. So it's like, it's narrow and has like, you know, all the floors. And so I have, I have a pair of scissors on each floor because you know what? Sometimes if you forget the scissor downstairs, you don't want to have to go all the way up and down.

I do, I do too. Yeah. You sort of have sort of duplicates. Yeah. Duplicates of scissors. I don't need a duplicate of a hot tub though. A hot tub on a very floor? No need. Yeah, but funny.

So they go over this. This house is really good looking. Never gonna happen. Cut-tub-off units from now, when we both have hot tubs on floors like Gizlett, we realized the hot tub thing is great. Okay, so now we go to a restaurant called Kla with a K. And Nicole's coming to meet her dad's girlfriend.

He's, she's gonna finally meet this girlfriend. Yes. And she's telling us that there's been so much anticipation around finally meeting this girlfriend. And she just wants to like finally like, you know, just like, I just want to like put this behind us, you know? So we see a montage through the years of like the debt, like people telling Nicole, like, you know, just like, I just want to like put this behind us, you know? So we see a montage through the years of like the debt, like people telling Nicole, like, you really should just meet the girlfriend. Just meet the girlfriend.

Just meet the girlfriend. Meet the girlfriend. And Nicole being like, disgusting. I'm not going to meet like some child dating my father, but she's going to now. And as she remembers, we see like these pink polka dot kind of pants approaching slowly. And I'm like, oh, my God, this lady is going to be exactly what we think she is like the audience has already seen this woman in our minds and it's her it's Jennifer Lawrence played by Jennifer Coolidge that's who it is that's who approaches it's like a double Jennifer and uh and the music playing is like money I just want the money. Just want the money.

I was like, wow, that is cynical. Just low. That is low music department. So the dad comes in with this blonde blow-up doll. I just wrote, he comes in with blonde blow-up doll, I can't. I was dying that, of course, this is her, of course it is. I don't know his name is Isis. So take it from now, what you want.

My God. But, and of course, I says. So take, take it from now, but you want. My God. But, um. And of course, and she's ready for this show too. You like, you know why she's with the dad? Cause she's like, hi Annie. I just wanted to tell you it's really good to meet you. And I wanted to bring you a gift from my all natural spiritual skincare line.

Oh my God, you're already coming on here to plug your products. Already. Yes, I says. Yes, I see. Yes, I see. Okay, so we find out. She has a natural skin, Caroline girl. Her face is made out of melted pencil erasers.

Like, what are you talking about? If I used you, I could completely erase a page of writing with your face. Yeah, this is this is not someone who does, does not strike me as someone who is natural. So we know they're talking about it. She has no kids. And then the dad, Mike says, well, you know, I'm going to have kids with you or I'm going to have it with someone else. And I says, like, excuse me, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha, he like literally tracks my period more than I do.

Ha, producer asked Nicole. So could you imagine if you both wanted to pregnant together and up sharing a delivery room? And Nicole's like, Nicole's like, I agreed to shoot a scene with this bitch. Don't push it. Do not push it. Yeah, she's like, I'm getting a private room.

I'm not sharing with this crazy person. So she's like, look, she asked the girl all these questions. And she's like, you know, like, why does this 37 year old wanna be with my dad? Like, I don't know, but who am I to judge? A person and a daughter, you're allowed to judge. I'm so sick of people being like, who are you to judge? Ronnie.

We're all allowed to judge. Who do I need to be? I'm sorry, do I need special qualifications to judge things? I'm a judgey bitch, that's who I am. Okay. Yeah, so that's Maddy fucking Reese, bitch. Yeah, L-O fucking L.

So yeah, so then Nicole's like, so are you guys exclusive? And her dad's like, huh? She goes, did I stutter? Are you exclusive? I was like, wow. I have exclusive? And her dad's like, huh? She goes, did I stutter? Are you exclusive? I was like, wow, I have Nicole. Still a little feisty there. But he's like, he says, I says, like, I'll marry her tonight.

Once in a lifetime thing doesn't come out that often. See, I've changed. See? See, I'm completely different now. Okay, so then we get this shot of a lizard. I loved. This was the best shot I've ever seen of a lizard. There were actually two lizards, but oh my God,

this lizard was like hanging on a tree and it was just giving the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen. They were like lizard smile. He's like, his mouth was like wide open and his head was tilted like hi. That lizard was definitely like every gay son who has been called to their parents' dinner party

to perform some sort of monologue for all their parents' friends when they're eight years old. That's what we've all done that. And that lizard was like ready. Yes. And then there was a second lizard. I don't think it was the same one. There was like a blue lizard

that was just scampering across the asphalt. That lizard was like, no, I don't wanna be on camera. Yeah. Okay, so don't want to be on camera. Yeah. Okay, so Julia is coming to a park and there's like this weird shot of a guy from behind a bush. He's like, hi Julia. I know.

What are you meeting your gay friend in the cruising spot? What are we doing? And so she's like, I have brought you Guadalajama. He's like, this is a Jacob's ladder toy. Yes, I, this is my childhood that I never had. So she says, in Russia, my job every single summer was to collect apple and raspberry and bring to grandmother

and she would throw it at my face. Good. And we were then also make raspberry jam. So for Alexia, I sat there with Guadagam. So we made a Russian Cuban hybrid. Russian Cuban jam. Hold on. Just the store shelves are about to be emptied.

Hope I'm not. Actually, apple guava might not be bad. I like guava jam quite a bit actually. Have you ever had guava jam? No, I'm ignorant actually. Can't you tell? It's actually quite tasty. I just think, yeah. Just the sales pitch is hilarious to me.

Russian Cuban Jam. It's a fusion. Yeah. So the guy is like, oh, you want to see the goat? She's like, a goat, a goat. I mean, what sort of question is that? Ask Julia, do you want to see a goat? No, not really in the mood today.

Of course she wants to see the goat. And we see that he has a lot of her farm animals, right? She's like, I am first supplier of these farm, farm animals. This is my goat, a log goat. So Alexia joins. And she's like, oh, well, you know, this year, like Julia and I got closer. And like we've seen different sides to each other

that we really love. Like she got from me, like that she can put on a stupid orange thing for her confessionals and then I got from her gem. So it's like really good. So then they call Adriana and they're talking, she's like, can you believe that I'm at a betting zoo? And she goes, oh, they're going to love all that cleavage of the animals to start laughing. So Adriana is going to be having a party at Emilio

Stephon's hotel and she's going to sing her song. And then what is Emilio Stephon doing? Can we just have we wondered this? I mean, surely we have. I don't remember. What is he doing? What's his game plan here? Is Gloria still in the picture? I think at this point, is she allowing this?

He's so wealthy, he just doesn't even care. He's like, whatever. But does he want to be on TV is he like wow? This is really a musical genius like I Think yeah, I think I don't under I don't understand. Maybe he's like Maybe this is like a backdoor thing to get someone else on TV. I don't know there's gotta he seems too rich and powerful to actually be Doing anything with this show. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not really sure either, but if anybody knows, please tell us cause I'm very curious. So, um, they're talking about this party. She's going to get another scene.

This is pretty good for a friend of, they've made a lot of seasons about her just singing. Like she gets another, a whole other episode about her just singing a song. It's the same song from last season too. Like she hasn't even gotten a new song. They, they, she tried. Oh, it's not the new song. Maybe it is the new song. You know, it probably is that a song. It's the same song from last season too. Like she hasn't even gotten a new song. She tried a new song. Oh, it's not the new song? Maybe it is the new song.

You know what it probably is, that new song. So what was that new song again? It was like, when you come to Miami, it's like sexy or something like that. It's like the Chamber of Commerce in Miami. Every song's like, Miami's got sidewalks, sidewalks, Miami's got sidewalks, sidewalks. Miami's got sidewalks, sidewalks. Miami, Miami.

You're so nice. We've got bike lanes. Bike lanes in Miami. I'd say it, price. So, but really Adriana's there to say like, oh, by the way, did you see that stuff with Michael Jordan and Larsa? Because then we see everyone reading the headlines.

So Alexia's reading first. Oh, well, you know, Michael Jordan, you know, has, oh, sorry. Alexia News Network. Michael Jordan has sensationally revealed that he does not approve of 32 year old Marcus's age gap relationship with Larsa Pippin. Yeah. And Alexia is reading it in her reading glasses. You know, she's like, he revealed he doesn't approve. How well well you know Pira doesn't approve either. In a video obtained by dailygoat.com, the star was asked about the past romance to which he left. And then it gets to Gordy going. They're just trying to find ways to include Gritty this episode since she's basically

sick. And basically the headline here is that one asked about did he approve of this relationship? Michael Jordan said hell no. Dun dun dun. So Julie is like, well I asked her in Mexico and I don't know if she's lying to herself or to us about it. And Adriana, I mean something I feel like we've all said at one time or another,

because I'm in a tough spot, because I'm gonna have to play pickleball later. And sure enough, she does. So now we're at an indoor pickleball court, although Adriana actually tells us that the game they're playing as Padel, which is different from pickleball, but she's like, well, we don't know the difference.

We can't play either one of them. Notably, I saw that Kiki was wearing Larissa's necklace around her neck. Did you see that? There she is. She's just trying to be supportive. Good friend. So then, it's only three of them playing this game,

whatever it is, they're terrible at it, shocker, and Kiki is just going, this game is like too many crooked dicks. Everyone looks at me and thinks she's so tall, she must play basketball and tennis. I'm like, no, I don't like sports, I don't do sports. I don't want to be sweaty unless I'm giving head. Ah.

So then Lars is like, oh my God, you guys look at like the flowers they like, Marcus, they, you guys look at like the flowers, they're like Marcus that got me like I feel like. You know what's like really sweet like? Like one of the cards he said, like you got me said, like you're gonna be a great, you're a great mom and a great wife. Yeah, that's like what he put like on the card like.

And they're like, sorry, drama discuss. Oh, okay. So how did you see the video? She's, nah, like what like video like, sorry, drama discuss. Oh, okay. So how did you see the video? She's, nah, like what like video? Like what, huh? Michael Jordan. What, who, who, who? Steve?

Yeah, no, like Michael Jordan. He, Michael, you know, like the Marcus's father. No. You know, like he's like a sports icon. No. Like one of the most famous people like ever in the world. You know, like the best of his like basketball. Oh, oh, oh, Michael Jordan, right.

Yeah, yeah. So he said. Dad, I call him dad. Yeah, so like in best of his like basketball. Oh, oh, Michael Jordan Ray. Yeah. Yeah, so he's that I call him dad Yeah, so like in the video like yeah, he liked it not like he was out did not approve of you You know, oh, no, no, no, I saw the video like I'm I saw the video you're talking about like my video He was like laughing. He's like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Kiki picks up, she's like, ah, I'm watching. He sounds very serious when he said that. No, like look, you can tell. He's like laughing like look. No, I'm pretty sure he's serious. He's like, ha ha. And now he like, he's lifting his middle finger

and saying F larsa pippin. Fluff her. Fluff, fluff, fluff, larsa pippin. No, now he's taking a picture of you and tearing it in half. Oh my God, like he wants to like tear into my heart because I'm going to be his daughter soon. And now he's stamping on it and lighting it on fire. Oh my god, the flames of my love for my new daughter are never going to go out.

And now he's looked directly into the camera and said, Larsa Pippin will never be my daughter in law. Yeah, because he's like, she's gonna like be my daughter because like it's like what's the in-law about like she's like good enough to be my daughter and then that means she's gonna marry my son which means like I love incest now. It was like a really good interview. What is she about saying? No, he was like laughing like look he's like laughing. I'm like if he was laughing it was because he thinks the entire concept of you is ridiculous. Yeah, I think this is so stupid.

He cannot believe that you have the gall to be like flaunting this shit all over the place. Yes. And so he's like, well, I don't, I like that neither one of them are letting her get off the hook. Adriana says, she tries to say it's not really happening because like if I don't know about it then it's not true I have a little Kardashian voice so you have to... he's like I don't understand you say he's okay with it but then he says he's not okay with it so who's lying yeah like this is like really embarrassing to me like if anyone should talk about whatever his name is cuz I don't even

know who he is like I don't even think about that it should be a son not me yeah I shouldn't have to like feel like I'm on travel yeah like yeah I have to say to me like like to myself right now I feel like I would say like X Y Z yeah like I would even go to a different part of the alphabet I'd be like GHI like and this and that like but like I don't even want to like call him by name right now because like I'm over him Michael Jordan's his name is really famous. I'm gonna have this money when he dies I wasn't even thinking about that. Yeah, like when I started dating his son I wasn't even thinking about how this would actually kind of like hurt Scotty. That was like nothing. I even thought about like

And that's it. Yep. That was it. So, uh, next week we have the season finale. I mean Miami and Beverly Hills did have the same premiere date. So it makes sense that they end on the same night. Um, so we're going to see how this finale goes. It looks like there's a big drama happening. Gertie, uh, you know, she has her head for a chemo and then rips off her wig, which is a very, or it's like very reminiscent of a Viva all those years ago with her leg. But, you know, I think the context is going to be quite different this time around.

Yeah, but way more serious, way more serious. It's going to be good. Loving this season, so good. So excited to see everyone at the crappies this weekend. I'm so excited for us. It's going to be great. And we'll hope to buy our tickets. Watch your crappies.com and we will catch you catch with crappies actually

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