Watch What Crappens - #2327 The Traitors: Dungeon Dragging

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

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Went to Los Angeles for the weekend. We did the Jeff Lewis show. That was super fun. And then we went and did our show, The Crappies, the Golden Crappy Awards on Saturday night. What a great fucking time. Oh my God. Great time. Thank you to everybody who came out, who helped us. We had so many people working on stuff. We had so many guests come to the show.

Sheena from Vanderpump Rules came, a lot of our podcaster friends. What a great party time. It was tremendous. Honestly, I really feel like it was the best crappies we've held. It just felt like the energy was so good. I've been really riding a high. We were honestly riding an hour before we even started recording. We were just like yammering on because we really haven't been able to touch base since Saturday night and do like a post game rapport and it's just like I'm just like my heart is so full. I'm so thankful to everyone who showed up. I'm thankful to everyone who helped us. I'm thankful to everyone who helped us.

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Traitors! Merder! Merder! Yes! Merder! Merder, merder. Yes. Merder. Merder. This is a very, very scary episode for me because, you know, fucking Dan. Dan really put a stink on, on Phadra, and it sucks because he, he put a, he helped put a stink on, well he, he didn't put a stink on Parvati, but he just sort of unnecessarily spread the stink around the entire traders team and the attempt to save himself, which he didn't put a stink on poverty, but he just sort of unnecessarily spread the stink around the entire traders team and the attempt to save himself, which he didn't even do, and I'm mad at him for it. Yeah, it's a pretty selfish move, but it is a traitor's move.

It is a traitorous move. There is no honor among traitors. So Yacht was a pretty shit thing he did, but, you know, slimy. That's how you do it. And Big Brother, you know, Big Brother's not the nicest game. He came from a very slimy, dirty, underhanded game. Shame on him for being a winner of that. He came out of retirement after ten years to play this game.

This one is called Knives at Dawn. Last night's sacrifice. Seven were protected from murder. So we saw the fire ceremony where Allison, the producer of Big Brother, came in and magically saved people that she wanted to save, even though their ass was about to go home, namely Peter. Okay, so I'm still pissed off about it. Don't really like it. But that fucker's still here. I'm really mad. Talking with his teeth. I'm also just mad because the round table is just inherently more interesting than a fire ceremony. I mean, I was, it was fun

to see the fire ceremony. It was, it was interesting to see who everyone was going to choose. It was funny to watch Trishelle just like begging cry for her life, you know. And of course, by the way, Trishelle, as we will see in two seconds is totally fine but it's totally like her to shed all these tears to save her because she's the most in danger when she's not in danger at all. So Alan says, who did Paravityan Vedra choose to murder? Was it Bergi, Kate, MJ, what's Rachele? Well, CT and Sharray are the first to come in for breakfast. And he's like, yeah, I knew I was saved this morning.

It's nice, but at the same time, I'm a little nervous. Cause I was like, are you? Cause you never change your emotions. Which is kind of hot, isn't it? Yeah, I feel like I would like to see what the manifestation of his nerves are, because if it involves tighter jeans, I would be all into it. I am. I mean, see, I feel like we've gotten away a little bit from CT's haunches,

but they really are a major supporting player on the show. I think you're the first person I've ever heard call them haunches and you do it a lot. Like you really get into that, calling them haunches. I feel like it's like a thing you say about horses. It is that I specifically use it with CT because it feels like his legs are not just like tree trunks or just like not they're not just like thick with two C's. They're like to me, they're like haunches. They are haunches.

Haunches. Yeah, there's got a big old honking couple of legs Yeah, but he's like I'm feeling a lot of anxiety. Okay, so He's like, all right, so charade if you could murder anybody right now who out there Who do you think I murdered? Who do you think I murdered? Okay? You don't have to murder anybody I'm just saying if I had a gun to your head, which is kind of murderous You know, she was probably so confused. Why are we talking about murder?

Because we want to show when we murder people, I want to kill anybody who doesn't have base points. You got base points? You got base points? She's like, I thought we were the, I thought we were just like waiting for our car to be serviced. No, you're on a show right now, sure, right?

Right. Like I'm waiting for our car to be serviced. No, you're on a, you're on a show right now. Sure. Right. Like I'm waiting for that guy who's spent the sign. It's not a Jiffy lube. What about that puffer guy who with the tires? No, Michelin man's not eligible to be murdered. So he's like, we got to get a trade out. I like when they say obvious things. Well, I hope we get a trade out today.

So it's like in this game, you can trust, oh, so if they just like, in this game, you can trust no one. Some of these people, they're bloodhounds. Yeah, I'll tell you what though, we gotta get a trader now, especially now that we're running out of time. Poverty, I mean, obviously,

I mean, she's already been on everyone's radar everywhere and Sandra's like exactly exactly and then Sandra's like you know me and poverty have history and like it's not great history but if I get the vibe that she's a traitor then I'm gonna grab all the faithfuls and I'm gonna show them bill billiard balls again and try to explain how that works. I love that Phaedra's the one being like oh oh, everyone here, they're bloodhounds. Phaedra, you're the murderer. We calling everybody else a traitor.

You're literally a traitor. So Phaedra's like, yeah, that Peter's so divisive. I mean, if you're Sherlock Holmes, be a nice Sherlock Holmes. Don't be Sherlock the dick. So John enters and everyone, everyone loves John now. It's so funny because I feel like they were so suspicious of him in the beginning and then just quietly they've just grown to like just love him and feel like he's super faithful and

so they're like who do you think I murdered and John's like well I fear Trishelle I think she's bright I think she's savvy and she was very very very frightened lost and not. Also, John, the first person to ever say those words. I think she's bright. I think she's savvy. Well, she already won something. She can put that on her LinkedIn.

So Peter's like, yesterday, I kind of saw the writing on the wall, and it said, honey, come home. Mommy misses you. And I was like, well, I'm stuff writing on my walls. But then I saw other writing and thank God, John saved me. Now it's bittersweet because I know I'm safe, but two people that I've complete trust in are not safe. I'm just a good little boy. I fly planes.

So now CT thinks it's Berge. And then Sandra's like, she's like, well, Kate, maybe it's Kate or MJ. I feel like they're saying Trishelle and Berge a lot to the point where I feel like it's misdirection. And so I became actually very nervous that MJ was gonna be murdered. Because they weren't even,

yeah, because I feel like MJ kind of came out of nowhere, right? Yeah. And so Kevin's saying, the person I really want to see walk through that door is poverty, but who is it? Who is it? It is Kate and MJ. Yeah.

It's like, stop. Hi, stupid. I'm back. I'm back, dummies. I actually like wish you had murdered me. Oh, well, do you have a scone? I guess it's another day I'm not dead yet. That's great.

Yeah, Kevin was hoping that poverty was gonna come through, so that way his suspicion that she's a traitor is confirmed, which, I mean, he's right, she is a traitor, but it actually would not confirm anything that if she came back, it just says that she's alive. Well, it's Kevin logic. I know, he tells me that she's alive. Well, it's Kevin Logic. I know, he chose me not. So, okay, it's like, well, I thought I was gonna get murdered,

but I guess they wanna keep me, because they trust me, they should not trust me. I would throw any one of them in the moat for $5. Literally do not care. I would do it for a sweater. So then, so now Peter's like, oh my God, it's Trishella Berge. Oh no, and unfortunately there's no way

that poverty is not coming to breakfast. And, and Phaedra's saying it's getting harder and harder to protect, she likes poverty, but she can't protect her very much more. So of course poverty enters and everyone's like, boo, you know, and then they all, and then Phaedra has to pretend to be upset that basically Berge is dead.

Yeah, and so Parvati is so mad that she's squinting. Hello, I was like, hey, that's a squinter, man. Like, does that girl have trouble reading? Is she reading? What is her, the lights? She's like, I really wanted to go Peter tonight. I'm so annoyed that we can't do that. Berge's the next next best thing in my opinion. It's going to take out some of Peter's support, so we just had to do it.

I wore my hanging headband. Hung that fucker. It's a sad headband. It was crying. Tear's coming down the headband. So now Burgey gets his murder notice. And he's like, yeah, I think I really played the best game I could ever play.

I mean, coming in, I was really really played the best game I could ever play I mean coming in I was really nervous because no one even knows who I am. I don't even know who I am Why am I even here? Why am I on this game show? I don't know, but it was fun. Bye everyone I got to show I'm someone who can't be manipulated You were manipulated by peter you literally did what peter told you to the entire time But and then you got killed because of it too by the way. So bye. Learned nothing.

Okay, so then John was like, let's raise our cup to our dear departed friend, the Queen Mother. This is a sad and solemn moment, mainly because I just verbalized that Trishella's smart and I can't ever take that back. It's on the record now. We must pay our respects to my former intelligence." And then Phaedra starts betraying herself again by complimenting food and drink. I mean she really does it every single time so she he's like someone has died and Phaedra's like, hmm this coffee is delicious.

I know so Trichelle's beret gives her a nasty look. And Peter's like, well, it's not gonna help us losing him. And Kevin's like, we lose voting power, we lose mission, we're gonna lose a mission now. And Peter's like, we can't be so far behind. And probably it's like, holy moly, she has a really bad job of also seeming concerned. Yeah, and Peter's mad and everyone's getting themselves

all worked up. And then Phaedra goes, I'd like some cream cheese and preserves. And then Trishelle's like, it's her. I know it. And finally, someone is noticed, you know, the woman's tell is her food. I can't never seen that before. I've seen a lot of tells, you know, I love playing poker. I've never seen somebody just start obsessing over food as their tell. Well, Trishelle Trish Trish you know you know what rhymes with tell Trishelle so she says you know a lot of these guys are looking for the safest bet which would

be poverty I guess however I've always felt like Phaedra as a trader ever since two days ago and no one's suspecting it. Phaedra doesn't really talk a lot of game she doesn't throw out people's names and I'm a poker player and a beret icon And she has like a little twitch in one of her eyes and that's kind of a tell at a poker table I just need to convince the other guys. I'm like, yes Fatra does have a twitch but like you said, I think the bigger tell is the food tell I love that Trichelle is so proud of herself when there's a much larger more

More powerful tell just sitting right in front of her a much larger, more powerful tell just sitting right in front of her. Well, also, Fatress Twitch has nothing to do with lying. She's wearing 90 pounds of hair on five parts of her body. First of all, her eyelashes come out as far as a baby arm. They're like store awnings. They're gigantic. And then she puts her bangs right over, like they fall into the eyelashes. So it's like a little car wash.

She's got hair. Look at her load bearing bangs. Or eyelashes. She's got like hair hanging down in between the lashes. So she's, and then they blink up and down. So it's like having five different areas of hair coming at her eyes. Of course her eyes are gonna twitch.

Leave the woman alone. Don't come after a woman for her coming at her eyes. Of course her eyes are going to twitch. Leave the woman alone. Don't come after a woman for her eyelashes and her hair. I mean, Trishelle, Trishelle, Phaedra is literally talking to you. I feel like anyone who talks to Trishelle is going to develop a twitch. And you when he talks to Trishelle is going to recoil with an eye. I don't trust between Trishelle and Kevin. Like you've got a twitch now.

Like that the little the twitch streaming service was based off of those two. They're like, you know what? I just talked to Trishelle. I got this great idea. Let's start a streaming service for video games. We'll just call it twitch So Alan comes in and he's like good morning my ever decreasing circle of friends Let's let bygones be bygones. Bye. Gone. He just like breaks a picture of Berge on the ground. Loser.

Um, was Alan coming in the movie Circle of Friends? He was. That, I just realized this right now. That line was a referential line, my ever decreasing circle of friends. Look at that Alan coming, clever, clever reference to a movie he was in 30 years ago. Okay, so. I was gonna say, was that a big classic

that people remember things from? No, it was not. It was not, it was just that like the other night some of us were talking about Alan coming. We're just, you know, we were like waxing philosophically. We were pretending we were like on PBS talking about this show and we're talking about Alan coming. We're just, you know, we're like waxing philosophically. We were pretending we're like on PBS talking about this show. And we're talking about Alan coming, how this is really his like most,

it feels like this is his, his, oh my God, I am losing my mind. This is his most impactful pop cultural role. And we're talking about, yeah, he was in this movie and using that movie. And someone said, yeah, he was in the circle of friends. So that was very top of mind right now. And I was like, was he in Circle of Friends?

So then when you read that line, I was like, oh, it was a reference to a movie he was in. So anyway. Wow. Yeah, I was really excited. I'm really glad I stopped the podcast for this. Yeah, there you go. That was a good biography for that reference.

Yeah, that movie that was, Mini Driver was in that film. Oh yes. That was like her big in that film. Oh, yes. That was like her big star making turn, Circle of Friends. It's also what Ramona calls her chauffeur, my mini driver. You know what? Go around that circle if you're not my friend. Okay, you're my driver.

You're my mini driver. I can't believe my chauffeur got a movie role. It says mini drivers in this movie, circle of friends. Whoa, you know what? Maybe you should get a broomstick or something so you can hit the gas. Okay, because I'm gonna get somewhere fast. Circle of small friends, baby driver. Okay, what is that the sequel? Baby driver.

Whoa, I just found out my chauffeur also was very good at riding wills and also very good at hunting. I can't believe it. Many, many drivers, good will hunting. You know what? One time, many driver didn't show up, so I had to drive myself. And I was getting out of the car, now that.

And the guy said, oh my god, it's a baby driver. You don't look a day over baby hood How did you touch it? How did you touch gas pedal? Whoa? Guess what I look younger than mini driver now, okay? So then let's see so now he starts giving hints that They are going to have to play today's mission. You'll be taking a little trip to my well. Let's just call it my holiday home. A film I might have done with Cameron Diaz. Have anybody paid attention in casting? Would have been great in that film. What was that movie

with Cameron Diaz? I think it's the last holiday or something. Here's one thing I have to say about my cabin is that you might find some golden jewelry is that you have an eye on golden eye, which I was also in. You know more Alan coming films with me. I don't know. I think that's that that's it That's I've got the good wife. That's it. And I remember he was in cabaret on Broadway. Yeah, that's a cabaret Beyond venue murder. Well, I also am like currently my Maybe this time there'll be murder Come to the man

Yeah, I I'm only more current on his IMDB because our friend Sue Seems to be very current with his IMDB and she basically went through his IMDB in front of me And I just now have taken it on and now I'm acting like I know the IMDb but it's because of Sue. Thanks Sue. Well I'd like to welcome you to my cabin in the woods which is a film I was not in because apparently I'm a gay who they don't believe can adopt a child and be forced to possibly sacrifice her in the woods. So thanks a lot.

Non-casting me assholes. What I'm trying to say is welcome to Jurassic Park. Not an eye audition for that. I met Laura Dern once. I'm a retreat. Somehow still didn't get in that. Let's all go wild at heart together. Damn it. Another film I wasn't casting. On your way to the, on your way to the cabin in the woods,

be sure not to step on any rambling roses. Just another Laura Dern film that I used as an acting class. So he's like, good luck escaping. And Sherry's like, wait, what does he mean? It's taking escape and escape to the woods. What could escape mean? Escape, escape the band? Is it the band?

It's candy here. It's candy here. It's candy for us here. It's candy, I know it's game. Escape, we're gonna escape. We're at a concert. Okay, it's like, I think it's the cabin. Yeah, I think it's the cabin. Yeah, I think it's the cabin.

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mindset new berets and I think that poverty and Phaedra could be the traders however number wise Phaedra has way more people that would never vote for her. So it makes more sense to get rid of Phaedra now. And I'm like, fuck Rachelle for like figuring this out. I hate this. She's totally right. And I'm so mad at her for it.

Yeah, I kind of am too. But you know, she's thrown so many darts. I don't even want to give her the credit for being right. Cause she just keeps throwing darts at the wrong people. You know? And she's also the most impassioned about black women too. Like, notice that she suddenly gets like really like between this and peppermint, this is when she gets really on her high horse. Yeah, I did notice. She didn't do anything overt. So I was like, okay, I guess I'll leave her alone on this one. But of course, you're like, of course, it's hard to with Trishelle to not be like,

mm, of course this is the one that you're gonna go off on. I would love it, by the way, I would love it if Trishelle became the new word for Karen, because there's like plenty of lovely Karen's out there that we all know and love. There'd be like, Karen's a perfectly nice name. They even got a letter from a Karen. He was like, listen, I love you guys,

but my name is Karen and this is very offensive. And I'm sick of that name being used for, you know, what it is and then I get it. Okay. Because for a long time, the only Ronnies I ever heard of were like the, the Republican president and a bunch of rapists on law and order. I mean, that's where I would hear that name.

Or it's like a murderer or something. They loved using the name Ronnie on law and order as a murder or on special victims unit as a waitress. That's the only time I would ever hear that name like for years and years. And so I get it. I mean, I would hate for my name to be Karen and then hear it used in that way. And I get it. But you know what?

You're calling the wrong customer service. That customer service is not us. That's a term that's already out there. We didn't start that term. Okay. I didn't invent that. What do you want from me? Dream out the first Karen.

But we can make Trichelle the new Karen because there's no one else named Trichelle. Because I guarantee there's been no one in the pet, ever since real world Las Vegas, I guarantee there's been no one who said, I want to name my child Trichelle. I think there's only one Trichelle. Enough that you can say Trichelle

and everyone knows who Trichelle is. So I think Trichelle, this way we don't have to make other people who are totally innocent by Karen bystanders, we don't have, they can have their lives back and we can now just call them all Trishelle's. I don't know, do we really have the flex to make that happen?

No. But I'm putting it out there in the world. I don't think we can change pop culture like that. But you know who does? Trishelle. So you know what? Here's written for you, Trishelle. Just keep it up. Okay, just keep it up. So Trichelle's

like, well, I have a mil- she tells Peter and Peter's like, oh my god, why would you think that? And she's like, well, I have a million reasons. She's super smart. She's super savvy and she's never worried, which is kind of funny because didn't- isn't that how the English guy John was describing her? Super smart. Super smart. Of course smart people who come onto this show, they have no hope. Because everyone with a brain, people are gonna be like, they're smart, get them.

Because it's just like real life, eh? I mean, look at the fricking, the bumps in the locker. The bumps in the lockers that have made a dent. You know, those aren't the heads of stupid people. Those are heads of very smart people that have been shoved into that locker. Thank you. I just complimented myself as being a smart head.

Yeah, it was many lockers. Well, the thing is this, the Trishel's credit, John did just ascribe her as bright, et cetera, but Trishel, to her credit, is a massive murder warrior. She's always concerned. And last episode, she literally, she literally lost her mind, you know, begging, begging for that fire. Yeah.

Okay. So she thinks that Phaedra is the traitor because Dan called her out. And the only reason Dan called her out was to look like the hero by feeding up a real traitor. Right? And so Peter's like, well, I guess we can just get rid of poverty and then we'll suck up to Phaedra after, you know,

and just hope she doesn't murder us. And then this is sort of funny. This is funny for me as a viewer of the show because I'm so mad that Trichelle of all people, that Trichelle of the show, see I didn't say the Karen of the show, but that Trichelle of all people, she's actually kind of right.

She's right. She's right. Her theory is correct. Her suspicions are correct. Her evidence is correct. And I hate that because I love Phaedra. I want to protect her at all costs. But then I get mad at Peter

because Trishelle is totally correct. But Peter, being like the dick that he is, just completely dismisses her. And then all of a sudden I'm now pivoting into, but wait a second, this is because Trishelle's a woman, you know? And so I'm like, I can't believe now I'm suddenly in a split second feeling a shred of empathy for Trishelle because she was just summarily

dismissed when she actually had the best case of all. But I still don't like Trishelle. But I'm just saying I was on an emotional journey. Well, Peter just cannot admit how terrible he is at this game because he is so excited that he pulled a smart move by not telling people that he won or who won the security blanket, whatever the thing is. What is it?

The shield. When he won the shield, like that was a very smart move, but he's so proud of himself. He can't admit how dumb he is with that move where he asked, uh, Phaedra and Parvati to work with him. He cannot admit it. And he knows he just asked to work with the trader basically. Yeah, I'm dumb. He's dumb dumb.

So he's dumb dumb dumb face. So Kevin goes to the armory and Trishel and he and him and he talk. And so he's like, OK, what are you thinking? I think it's pretty obvious It's poverty and she's like um, it's fate right Her eye twitches and Dan was trying to self-save himself by putting another trader on and like look at her eye It twitches it twitches also. She's got hair growing out of it. It's creepy Kevin's like, yes Yes, totally whenever you get it And Kevin's like, yes, yes, totally. Whenever you get, whenever Kevin's like, yes,

you should just walk back your theory because he's an idiot and anything that he snips out, you know you're on the wrong path, although actually technically she's on the right path. So she's like, yeah, we need to get her out before poverty because poverty is a wounded bird. She's by herself and Peter's like, no, tonight, if poverty gets to stay, she's not banished,

she has no reason not to get rid of one of us. So he's worried that poverty is gonna get rid of him. So he's really only considering himself right now and not thinking the greater good of the game, which is to get out all the traders. Right. And she's like, okay, but then just tell her that we all think it's Phaedra,

and like see if she turns on Phaedra, which is actually a good plan. T'Johl's really in the pocket right now, to be honest. Yeah, it's actually very smart. And Peter's like, but we already know it, sir. She goes, oh my God, think ahead, Peter. And he goes, I am thinking ahead. Okay.

And let me tell you, I'm on a very warm lap drinking milk from something very large and warm. She's like, not your mother, Peter. Okay. Not two weeks into the future, Like three moves into the future. I miss you too, honey. So Peter's like, but why would poverty be so willing to work with us? Trishelle's like, oh my God, do I have to, I am Trishelle. I should not have to spell this out for you. Okay. She'll do anything to save her ass. If we give her a lifeline, of course she'll work with us.

And then Kevin goes, hmm, I think you're onto something. Well, thanks Kevin, thanksishelle did make some valid points and I'm willing to like suss it out, but not really sure about this hooker. Yeah. So now Peter takes poverty to the side and he's like, he's like, I don't know how in the world I'm gonna do this, but I've got to go become poverty's best friend

and actually have her believe me. And I think I'm her biggest enemy at this point, but I have my work cut out for me. That's, we're gonna do this. We're gonna truck convince poverty to turn on Phadra. I'm like, it's not gonna be hard. I feel like she already did turn on Phadra three weeks ago. Oh yeah.

Okay, so let's see here. Next up, Peter takes povertyvati aside to talk to her. So he's like, oh my God, how am I gonna do this? Like, I'm her biggest enemy and you know, I have my work cut out for me, but I have to convince her. So he's like, okay, you wanna know when I felt like our relationship took a turn. And she's like, oh, when he told me to keep your secret

I didn't know if I could trust you so I trusted the wrong person from day one I just felt so targeted from Larsson and Dan came up to me and said I'll be your number one I'll protect you and that's how I operate in these games. I just need to I just need to find a man to Amanda protect me Amanda let me know everything's gonna be okay. He's like I can be that man. She's like, can you? This was the weirdest conversation and they were looking into each other's eyes like oh my god I'm so glad we finally have this talk together. She's like oh my god Thank God I found someone so strong to take care of me Peter. It's like oh my god She's playing this guy like a fiddle

and he's totally falling for it. Totally. And she's like, I do not trust Peter at all, but I do believe I can convince Peter that I'm a faithful and then that will be amazing because people believe what he says and I will work with public enemy number one and if it takes some of the suspicion off me, fine.

She's so smart, cause this is a total bachelor move. You know, it's like, you can't, you have to keep me because they were just mean to me and all I really needed was a man to tell me it was going to be okay. I mean, she's pulling this whole bullshit that comes from the bachelor and it totally works on it and you would think that he's smarter, but he was not very good at the bachelor either. I think I've mentioned that before. Yes. So of course he ends up being like, wow,

now I, now Parvati's in love with me. He's like, she's so, I'm totally taking her to hometowns. Like I, meanwhile she's dating the guy from Gentleman Jack. I mean, she's dating the chick from Gentleman Jack, which is hilarious. Really? You. Parvati. Wow. It's not funny. That's so fucking hot, by the way. Oh my god. I'm not even a lesbian, obviously, but even I'm like, what a hot fucking couple those two are. But anyway, he totally falls for it.

So nice work on her part. Yeah. And by the way, MJ is snooping. And so she's sitting there on the side. Like, week, she's in like this pink satin outfit. So it's a nice upgrade from the jeans thing she was wearing last week. So she's listening in. And which is it's a really good outfit for being a an eavesdropper because she really, she does like blatant eavesdropping like she literally puts her hand up to her ear. And she's not even next to the door. She just like has a hand up. It was very much like, you know, eavesdropping on camera style. And so she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's just like, you know, she's up to her ear. And she's not even next to the door. She just like has the hand up. It was very much like, you know, he was dropping on camera style. And so then she goes back to the other room and she's like,

Peter and Parvati are having a conversation right now. And it just like doesn't add up. And Kate's like, yeah, well this is Parvati begging Peter for her life. Which is like really sad to beg for Peter for anything. Actually it's just so sad to talk to any of you people. I'm just like bored. Can I get out of here? I hate you all. I hope you all die. I would trade her all of

you in two seconds, just because you're fucking boring. Okay. Kate has a great theory here. She goes, Yeah, well, she's making the rounds and I will say she's like very persuasive. And she's also a yoga teacher. You know, I took a big room yoga class once, the ones that are hot, which is awful and hideous. And the yoga teach that yoga teacher voice, just like, you know, they're just convincing you to stay in hell. I was like, that is a very compelling argument. And that should have been launched right from the beginning.

Well, you know, that's always mine. Like super new agey people who are trying to get you to bend around and stretch and shit. Fuck you. You're evil and they're not trusting you I know what you're out. I know what you're trying to do to me. I know I actually have a yoga class tonight for the first time in like six months And I'm very scared because those yoga teachers are really evil. They're really really evil They do make they always are so perky. It's like, okay guys. Well, we're just gonna do a little bit of light work here so just like bend your leg behind your neck and hold this pose for about five minutes and it'll be great guys. I'm like, why? You know what? Maybe I'm looking this up because I don't want to be saying the wrong thing. I don't know where I read Gentleman Jack. I thought I read that,

but now I looked it up and this is from Diva Magazine, who I trust any magazine. Now, I will not trust anybody having anything to do with yoga, but I will trust anybody having anything to do with the word Diva. That's automatically wins a gaze trust right there. This is from Diva Magazine and says, the comedian and survivor star have brought some queer joy to the start of 2024.

Comedian and actor Mae Martin have made sure to leave 2023 with a bang by hard launching their new girlfriend Parvati shallow on Instagram. So there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Good. Good for her. Good for Parv. Yeah. So it's not, it's non-binary, it's not lesbian. So excuse me, do not do that on purpose everybody. Thank you for realizing. It's still good to know. Parvati, you go girl, it's my point, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So in another room, Sharae and Phaedra are sitting with John and Sharae is like, I wonder when the escape concert's gonna begin and then she asks Phaya's like, I wonder when the escape concert's gonna begin. And then she asked Phaedra, like, you know, who are Phaedra's choices for who might be a, besides Parvati, who might be a traitor. And Phaedra's like, I don't know. I mean, you just don't wanna boldly accuse somebody, but Peter Rack's so crazy.

Like, you don't wanna think so. But then, oh, which is good because that's how Pedro, she does more than Dan, because she does put a name out there. She doesn't do a hard accusation, but she does just enough to be like, I will participate in this, I will do it. She's like, I don't want to put anybody's name on the block.

So you, but you can if you want to put this name up there. Yeah. Just wanted to put up there. And so then we cut back to Peter and he's totally fallen for it He's like maybe I was wrong about you after all she's like I I just I know this no chance that you would ever talk to me again Because you made up your mind after that, but I'm just you know, I've become a complete porcupine You know how girls do when they feel like they're not loved we just become so mean to poor man who don't deserve it So sorry if I've been prickly to you. It's only cuz I love you

I've become porcupine. I just rely on the comfort of strangers and Peters like oh believe me I've been filling your porcupine quills and I've been coming right back at you too. So truce. Oh It's a man. I haven't truce me. Absolutely sir Yeah, and he's like well, maybe you aren't a traitor then but I think phejra like legit phejra was the one I thought was with you, but why not eliminate phejra? We could work for you. We could get rid of phejra Let's work together a little bit now like if we get phejra, then that's a way to get people off of your back like if we get Phaedra, then that's a way to get people off of your back. Well, I mean, I said, I said, I would never do, I would do whatever it takes.

This part, especially if a gentleman comes and saves me. And he's like, okay, then give me a hug. Oh, really? Even though we're not married yet? Will you think less of me? So they hug and she's like, I adore Phaedra. I don't want to turn on her, but I just need to stay in the game. And if that means getting Phaedra out, then so be it. This is my shoot you in the headband.

This is my shoot you in the head headband. So now they all have to drive off to the cabin. And kids like, well, I'm expecting this mission is going to be awful because they all are, and it's also raining. She's like, well, how did I come back to this stupid show? So then Trishelle, she's like going on this rant. She's, she's talking to Parvati, uh, while Sandra and John are listening and she goes, Parvati, I know your name is thrown around a lot for banishment,

but I'm not convinced that you're a trader and neither is Peter. And Poverty's like, well, thank you because I'm not. And I have way more reasons for Phaedra to be a trader than you. I talked to Kevin, I talked to Peter, and whenever I'm with Phaedra in the morning, she is never nervous. And she doesn't even wear a beret. I was going through my notes last night and I have a shitload on her. But I'm nervous because if we don't get her out of this banishment, she's gonna go all the way to the end and take all the faithful's money. So don't don't don't she's gonna be coming for banishment. So now they get to this creepy cabin and Dr. Will's there. Man that guy ages well. I don't think he was gonna age well because he's just so pasty and I just thought he was he's so pasty and black eyed. I thought he was gonna to end up kind of like a little albino bat

just kind of hanging out. And I guess that's what they're going for with this is just for him to look super creepy, which he does. But it's so hot. Well, he is he is really not aged at all. But that's also because pasty was always his brand. Like that he's a dermatologist, right? So his whole thing was always that

he stays out of the sun and he always like, he's always buffed and shiny and like the only way you know he's gotten older is that he's, he's Lez Hergo salt and pepper, which I think looks great on him by the way. But it's funny because he's like, hello, I'm Dr. Will. And there was like a meme on going around that was just like all the women from Bravo just like huh who like everyone on CBS is like oh my god dr. Will and everyone bravo is like Sorry, who are you? Yeah, that's the trouble with mixing all of the different channels together You know cuz I don't I don't have the reverence I should for a lot of the survivor people just because I haven't watched it in so many years

I'm like, I can mother. Yeah. But will I do? Obviously like will I got. So he explains the game. So basically this is a it's an escape room and they all have to be locked into this house. And they have to collect shields and keys and they have to guide each other through the house. Someone has to stay in one room and guide everybody with clues. And then some people have to go into these tunnels and crawl around where there's lots of creepy shit.

Yeah. And basically if you don't want to do it anymore, your safe word is you go, yell, haggis. That's to me is my favorite part of this. Cause by and large, this was just like a fear factory thing with people yell Haggis and get out of there. Merchants. Here comes one right now. It's like, I hate you. I would not stay here even if I was dropping on me.

I was going to call Haggis anyway. Bye. So she leaves. And your time starts. Sure. I'll leave your time starts. Haggis. No, but they were also the ones that were standing in the I feel like your time starts. Sure, I'll leave. Your time starts, Haggis, now.

But they were also the ones that were standing in the clue room. Like they had to give the clues, which was hilarious. And so, so Kate's giving blue, she had to hold like two switches at the same time. When you hold one switch, the other one goes off and it controls the lights in the tunnel. So she had to like vacillate between that.

And she's just standing there bored. And so one good positive thing about that is she's staring at the ceiling like I hate my life Get me out of here, but as she's staring at the ceiling she sees there's a trap door. So she's like, oh hell no I'm not standing here. I'm not doing this part. I'm not doing this part because there's a trap door Something's gonna fall out of that trap door. You know it's Pavlov's trap door So she's like fuck this so she gets out of there and bugs fall on everybody else. It's, it was, I would say this challenge went on for a very long time.

Like I felt like this was not the best challenge. I thought the cabin challenge last year was funnier, but it was funny to me watching the Bravo women just be like, mm-mm, haggis, haggis, haggis, haggis. So there's a lot of like people crawling through mud, trying to find the stuff, haggis, haggis, haggis. So there's a lot of people crawling through mud, trying to find the stuff, finding the shields, it's just going on and on. And the people who do find the shield,

again, they're gonna keep it secret. Who gets the shield again? I don't even remember who got the shield. Was it Trichelle again? CT, I think CT gives it to Trichelle. Well, Trichelle, yeah, he gives it to Trichelle, yeah, as a peace offering. It's like, oh my God, thank you. Maybe we are best friends,

just like I thought this whole time. Yeah, so, and Peter of course is like, do not tell anybody who got that shield. Yeah, so they come out and CT is like last, because he has to help Kevin out. And then he CG pretends they're like, oh, did you get that last gold? And he's like, no. And then he goes, hold on.

I think there's like a snake in my pants. And he pulls out the gold and they all scream. And he's like, I mean, there was a snake in my pants. But there was also a gold, gold brick. And the thing about all the Bravo people leaving the challenge was they literally just left Kevin there alone to do everything himself and it wasn't a one-man job so he had to go through the whole title thing alone which was I loved it. Good for you. Kevin I can't stand Kevin I think actually of all the people on the

show the one I actually really dislike the most is Kevin because he's just like an asshole he's like an asshole and he's really dumb at least Rachelle at least Rachelle is figuring things out like Rachelle's like an asshole and he's really dumb at least Rochelle at least Rochelle is figuring things out like she shells like Strangely on top of things so I have to give her like some respect for that But Kevin just has no redeeming qualities whatsoever And how he eats, you know, there are some things I just don't forgive with people like Southern charm Olivia Have like a big hero season this season, but I've watched her eat And I will never be able to be an Olivia fan. That's it. I can't do it. It's imprinted. Austin, Olivia, Shep, that whole cast,

they eat disgusting lean. That's it. They're dead to me. So the cast has won 15 grand, but because four people left, they lose four grand. And MJ is like, sorry, I tried, which, of course, she did not. She was out in 30 seconds. She's like, guys, I can't do this. So Alan, Alan also says that, you know, someone want to shield. He's like, is there anyone who would like to share that they got the shield? No, a deafening silence. Okay.

Your face, mud, bugs, and rodents. Please get yourselves a brush, a brush down before you come to the round table the only snakes and rats in there should be you lot toodles I felt bad for the actual rats that were in the show because they put some hairless rats in the show and I'm glad that nobody stomped them or like kicked them out of the way or anything because I know animal cruelty and rats are actually really nice I I feel like some, I think Sandra was actually nice to the rat, she goes, hi Mr. Rat, that's some boy. That was cute, she actually pet the rat.

And actually snakes and rats, I think that's also another survivor reference. I think there's like a lot of references happening, you know, like weaved into the show, we don't even notice until we go back and read the notes. Oh my God, you just did it though. Cause weaves are very big on housewives. So then Peter is talking to Parvati about like, let's get her, you know?

And he's like, I was worried, we have the votes, you know? And he's like, I don't think I would be worried if I were you and she's like, well, I don't know that I trust Peter, but now I need to see where John's head is at Because he is like seen as the most faithful of the faithful. So she sits John down And she gives she tries to kind of do the same thing she did with Peter And so she's like, I really just wanted to talk to you Because you know, I just realized that when I feel like I'm under attack

I can you know get a little harsh and I think that's what I feel like I'm under attack, I can get a little harsh, and I think that's what I've done with you, John. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, Dan, it's just like, you know, this target, I trust the wrong person, because Dan, this target is just stuck on me, and when I feel like I'm under threat, I just think it's just a continuation

of how I've been living things that I've been going through for the past two years, and the only way I've gone through that was like completely masquerading my emotions and putting on headbands and I'm just like doing the same thing here So I just like don't think it's doing me any favors anymore It's like this is the first time I've observed you so emotional Thought is worth of all the people that I've met in this game nobody has been able to withstand the pressure of having something so gigantic on top of their heads.

Is that the second head that's growing out of you? Is it a new jaw? What is that? It's like an archway growing out of your head. It's like you've put a horseshoe on your head. It's almost as if your head is a piece of luggage that someone is going to pull the handle out of to roll down the airport expressway.

It's like you're in one of those games where you're surrounded by stuffed animals and a claw came down to pluck you out and you said no other way around and you took the claw with you. It's as if I have to lift up the handle, take out the tiny curing K-Cut pod, put a new one in and slam down the handle on your head to make the curing work.

So what's happening? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Nobody has revealed and displayed greater guts than you in that vice grip of a Keurig machine. Now listen here my little chip clip. I will do whatever I need to to make sure that you're safe. Now be careful of all the balls flying at your face. Croquet balls, that is. It looks sort of like a croquet, croquet game. So she goes, I would never, I would, I am a faithful, I would never. And she goes, well, I just put a little crack in his mind. And I think like, you know, maybe he's thinking like, maybe she isn't a traitor after all.

If I can get away with this, maybe I have a new career in acting, which is funny. I don't think that there's not much of a survivor to acting pipeline, so I'm not sure Parvati. Not sure that's gonna work out. Yeah, not yet, not yet. Although Mike White has built the survivor to extremely famous TV writer pipeline.

And actually Mike White has created the survivor to bit part in white lotus pipe line because he does cast people from his seasons of survivor on the white lotus, which is hilarious. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Yeah. That's it's little Easter eggs for those of us who are survivor fans. Not like I can't.

I love that because most people I feel like try to distance themselves from reality TV. Like I'm a real actor. So that's good that he's like bringing reality TV to HBO. That's fucking great. It is good. And I'm sure there are like some survivors who've done very well with acting.

Cause I know people are going to write and say, actually this person has been doing this for like five years. So like, I get it. I get it. I get it. So then, um, Phaedra is eating and she's basically rubbing blood all over her face saying, I'm a traitor, I'm a traitor, because she's just rolling around in her

towel, which is complimenting food. She's like, hmm, pork belly, yummy. Oh, that was delicious. I love the pork belly. I'm like, oh my God, she's just basically confessing over and over again in here. There's literally a sign that says buffet for the traders only and she's just in there and mmm. Yeah me Fadre if you're alone in this game, that's bad go to the people so Meanwhile Trichella sitting with John CT and Kate and John's like so what about tonight's business and Kate's like well

Well since I've been here poverty was mentioned like every single time, so I'm just gonna finish that one, because otherwise it's stupid to do anything else. So okay, this conversation's done. Gels like, no, I have something else that I think it could be from day one. And by day one, I mean two days ago, I have noticed some things and written them all down

and taken pretty good notes. You know, for Phaedra, I have a ton of stuff, a ton and ton of stuff. I'm like, Trishelle, you did not start taking notes on Phaedra until Dan mentioned something a day ago. Otherwise, you would have said something because the moment you're suspicious of someone, you broadcast it to everyone who's nearby. Yeah, and she's like, well, everybody's gonna vote how they want, but I'm just gonna give my point and like, if you think they're believable cool Just know that I'm voting for Phaedra. So I'm gonna go ahead and so she starts giving them

She starts giving and she's like look I'm not gonna be murdered because I have the shield But I'm less convinced about poverty than Phaedra. So Kate's like oh, okay This is somebody that you'd spent a whole game being like, oh, I definitely know this person is a faithful. Wait, who are they talking about? I got lost in my next. I got lost too. I started thinking about the game.

So Trichelle's like, okay, I have a whole list of shit, so don't worry. So then Kate's like, I'm just confused. These people, like everybody keeps saying, poverty, poverty, poverty. And now in the final hour, Trichelle is throwing out Fedra like, are you throwing a wrench in the poverty plan? Just stick to the poverty, please. I mean, it's the headbands alone, okay? Let's just get the main anchor out of here. Sorry, headbands.

Listen, I just want to vote her out just basically because the headbands, I just can't stand looking at them anymore. So Trishelle's like, poverty's by herself, but Fedra will be hard to get out in the end. I'm like, I don't know if that logic really works. You're right, but I don't know if that logic actually supports you being right in this situation.

So Sandra's like, well, that's why you want her name to come up today instead of tomorrow. And she's like, yeah, does she know that you're gonna do this? And Trichelle says, no, because she's such a good arguer. She's the smartest person here, whatever. Maybe I take terrible notes. And if it's not her, I will burn my notebook.

Okay, I'm gonna burn it. Which by the way, she's not gonna burn her notebook. She never will. She doesn't have a notebook. She doesn't have a notebook to it. I don't believe her. So then, Phaedra enters the room and they're like, oh no, and she's like, oh, you're quiet.

Did you all just eat the pork belly? It's delicious. And this group, they don't have any of that chill. Like on Survivor, I will say, people are really good about pivoting conversations when someone barges in, but here they all, Kate just goes, well, I have to use the ladies room,

have a great night everyone, bye. I'd rather be pooping, goodbye. They all just leave. Yeah, and Phaedra's like, okay, well this feels weird, but I don't feel my name is gonna come up, but who knows? And this is where I start worrying about Phaedra, because she should know, she should be able to sense that they're coming for her.

And she should be worrying about planting seeds to get somebody else out, you know? Because at this point, Phaedra's always on the defense. She's gotta do something, I mean, other than murdering people, but like she's gotta do something, I mean, other than murdering people. Right, like she's, she's gotta do something to cause suspicion for people. But I don't, I think that Phaedra going into the round table,

I think she thinks that she's more in the clear than she is after the whole Dan Fiasco. And I think what she's gonna learn in this round table is that like, oh, probably going forward, she is gonna have to be ready with like all the excuses, right? So, Phaedra, and Phaedra feels, she knows, I think Phaedra goes into this thinking like, okay, this is the round table where I've got to turn on Parvati.

I don't think she realizes this is going to be a round table where she's going to have to defend herself so much. Right. Okay. So, then we get to the round table and um, Phaedra's like, we know Parvati's a good girl, but goodbye. Goodbye. And Parvati's like, you see, they're going to be me or Phaedra, but there's no other names on the block. So I wish there was a way we could both be safe, but unfortunately I'm choosing my headband over Phaedra.

She's out. Shelle's like, I have like the most evidence that you can have in this game. And by the way, people don't realize this. I have a law degree. Well actually I have an American girl place doll that is a lawyer and that makes me a lawyer. So I've got the evidence and I'm feeling a bit nervous, but Phaedra has three rider dies and I could show them on paper that Phaedra is a traitor and they still will not vote for her.

So Alan comes in fabulously. You know, he's like, who has run out of time? Who will be punished tonight? It's a big, long silence. And Parvati's like, OK, well, I guess I need to start today. So I know my name's been out there. Some of you are wondering how I could still be married to Warren Beatty.

Well, you know, just don't speak, just don't watch any of his old movies. It was worth it for Bugsy. It was worth it for Bugsy. Okay, well, people are saying that I'm acting weird, but thankfully I'm just a girl and I've met a man whose name is Peter, who's made me feel secure again.

So I would just like to thank Peter and all men everywhere for what they do for sad, sad, weak women who just need to be told what, Peter, what was I gonna say? To do. What to do? What to do. Thank you.

Yeah, I've made some poor decisions in who I decided to trust. And I made friends with Dan, which was a big problem because he was a trader. And I didn't know he was a trader. No, I'm in a real big predicament and I've clammed up like a shell and shell says, so going over my notes that I mentioned that I've got notes.

I've got notes. Yeah. So going over my notes from last night, I was looking back and I was like, when did we like start talking about poverty? Right. And I didn't have much on poverty and I had like acting suspect, super quiet, which by the way, that's what you use to railroad about five people out of this house, Trishelle. So she goes, and those are not really compelling arguments unless they're working in my favor.

So, but for Pedro, I have so much for you. Like I'm gonna start with the least compelling and I'm gonna end with the most compelling. Like, okay, Trishelle. Trishelle has the floor, everyone. Yeah, so she just goes on and on. She's like, well, the first thing is that whenever we go to breakfast, you're never nervous.

I'm like, but wasn't the last round table, the whole thing that Phaedra does too much? Isn't that the reason why she had to say, I do too much because you do too little? So first Phaedra is two over the top at breakfast and now they're saying she's too low key. So I don't understand. I mean, Trishelle, again, correct,

but I'm just saying your logic is not consistent. And she's like, you don't seem surprised at who's murdered. And she goes, what would make you think I don't seem surprised? I mean, whenever I'm surprised about anything, I usually say, boiled egg, boiled egg. I I mean like wouldn't you also I mean yes someone got murdered but I mean the real story here is their scones so Trishelle says your non-reaction like you're never worried you're not scared

about being murdered at all and I'm not sure what that means and she's like I've been nervous numerous times I don't know what you want me to do to be nervous. I'm not frantic like you. I love that. I love that. I'm not frantic like you. I feel like I've never heard frantic used in such an insulting way before.

It's great. And such a shell's like, well, I said I start with the lowest thing. That was lowest. And so I'm like, well, I said, I start with the lowest thing that was lowest and so I'm like, okay, so what's next? And so she says, well, the most compelling things for me, the thing for me was, and I do not like,

I do not see a way around this, Dan was smart. And I knew he was gonna do a round table and say someone's name that was a trader because if he put a trader up, then he'd look like a hero to everybody else for getting rid of a trader. And I think he turned on you. And that's why he said your name. But so again, strong argument by Trashel on that one.

But John, I think actually he comes in and he says, Fedra, what's possible incentive does Don have at the point at which he knows he is going to be banished permanently from the castle to lie. And she's like, well, I would think that he would protect the traders. I mean, he's not gonna give someone up who is a trader. Mm-hmm. And Kate's like, well, I remember last year we voted out two traders and I wish it had been that easy that that we would have just like banished and found the trader of who whoever the most recent banished trader had voted for.

That would have made the game very easy. I've got an idea. How about this, instead of voting on any traders, why don't we just take poverty's headband and throw it in a fire? I think that'll just make everyone happy. Everyone gets to stay. Why don't we just vote out people in terrible fashion?

If you're wearing a headband or a beret, let's throw it in the fire. Okay, so Kevin's like, well, I have observations as well. Oh, great. So he's like, Phadra, your eye twitches. And she goes, well, I've never had anybody come from my twitchy eye. And Trishelle's like, yeah, well, I noticed it too. I noticed it too.

Don't act like it was you two. You were the one who brought that idea on the table. I know. I don't think we're allowed to be like coming for people's twitchy eyes anyway. I don't think that's very nice. Yeah. Patreons like, oh, Lord. And Kevin goes, I'm just curious.

Have you grown up with the twitches? I'm just curious. OK. OK. Matlock, let's settle down over here. This is not this is not a helpful Okay, Perry Mason relax over there. You really got her now Oh, yeah, is he trying to imply that like this is like late life twitching like somehow Like the twitch like arrived here at the game I guess he's trying to say like is this do you just have like a twitching issue or

Does your twitch only come out when you're acting guilty? I thought that was hilarious. Is the twitching from childhood? Tell us, where did the twitching start? Is there a Wikipedia entry on your twitch? Yeah, so she's like no one's ever said that. I've never heard in a day in my life that my eye twitches, how dare you? And he's like just an observation. I mean, if you would have observed it, you would have seen it too, but it would look like a strobe light was on

because your eye is twitching. I bet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I feel it's just intuition. Poverty could well be a touch as a deception and a mistress of murder, but I have heard what you have said in relation to Dan, but there is no doubt that you were his accomplice and he yours and possibly his partner in crime. I have detected that you have been worried about banishment, but that you've been, if you like, serene about the threat of murder. At the sacrifice ritual, people were given the opportunity to plead for their lives, and you didn't.

You chose to say nothing. You are a traitorous wench, and you shall be decapitated at dawn. Damn, John, Jesus. I love that John ultimately did not fall for the sob story. That was great. And so she says, she's like, you know, I've been dead scared until very recently when there's been so much suspicion on me because I felt like the more suspicion on me, the more the traitor are going to keep me around

because they wouldn't murder someone who's probably going to be the next banished because that would be smart for the trader to do that. So I've been a lot more scared about being banished because there's been a lot of suspicion on me. You know, Kevin was like, wait, wait, can you start that from the top? I couldn't follow that.

I know it's a lot of monologuing. And so Peter's like, I have an observation. Peter, don't you just see what happened? Like, let it go. Like you just seen this person get her face sealed. I mean, my God, it's like literally someone nailing nails into a coffin. And Peter's like, oh, here we go.

I vote for Berge. I have an observation. Peter is the best son there ever was. Okay, continue. So he's like, Phaedra, I do believe that I haven't seen true faithful qualities from you. And in regards to the fear that comes naturally with being a faithful,

and you're not privy to that fear, because you're a traitor. What? Why is he trying to sound smart right now? And so she goes, oh, you're the faithful king, right? Which I love it, because it's something like so satanic. You know, it's like whenever there's a demon in the movie, they're like, oh, why don't you, holy,

what do you love Jesus? So Peter says, I didn't say that. I think Dan did tell us something, whether he intended to or not. I just can't like lose that from my mind. Michelle says, yeah, I just think that like so many people have gone home for like a lot less. I'm like, yeah, because of you Trishelle.

You are the one who sends people home for a lot less. So Kate steps in and she says, okay, well, you guys were very passionate about voting out poverty. She goes, yeah, tell her bread my notes again. She goes, okay, but so why did those reasons evaporate again? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller. Bueller, Peter says, well, I had a conversation with poverty that completely shifted my view and like, I'm not saying it's 100%, but the pendulum started coming back down. So they

have now given Phaedra enough time to come up with her retort. So she says, well, because there's a backdoor deal going down. The other day, when I was in the armory with Peter and poverty, Peter made the interesting comment, poverty, I can work with you. We can work together. And I said, let me dismiss myself from this, because I don't want to be a part of this conversation. So this was great because because I don't want to be a part of this conversation. So this was great because Phaedra is now using Peter's attempt at a trap against him. And I think that this is a key moment for her.

And she's also extremely smart because she's using the momentum she's already got, they've already got against poverty, right? So she's not doing like stupid, Peter could have gotten away with this by not accusing Phaedra. Like he could have just kept his hands clean, but instead he tried it. And yeah, yeah, I think that actually Phaedra, well, I mean, she's probably smart in doing this,

but I hope that she plant seeds that Peter was recruited by poverty, which is why they suddenly started working together. I hope, I really hope she plants that seed. Yeah. So she's like, okay, well they're working together and I wouldn't do it. Yeah. So she's like, okay, well, they're working together and I wouldn't do it, right? So she, Peter's like, uh, uh, uh, he just looks all scared. And he's like, uh, okay guys, well, I guess I'll be honest,

but I know this sounds crazy. And Peter goes, please do be honest. He's like, well, when that conversation happened, I was just being maybe a little cocky. And I was like, oh, I got her, like, you know, dead on my sides. And, you know, I thought, do you want to work together? It's like, oh, Peter, no.

You didn't think you were going to be called out on this? And Parvi goes, and I said, Peter, why would you want to work with me if you think I'm a traitor? And he says, and then I said, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. So now Kate, you know, Kate can't stand bullshit. So she goes, okay, so after you had the conversation, that was a joke.

Do you want to work together? But suddenly you've changed your mind about poverty, who you were so passionate about. Halton, like, make this make sense for me, please. Oh yeah. He's really sealed his own fate here. So Peter's like, why are you defending fader so much? And she's like, because I think it's weird that you've been so poverty, so poverty all this time. And then right after you have this meeting, then you're suddenly on her side. I'm still not a party.

I'm still not a poverty. I'm not done speaking, which I was glad that she could use one of the men's thing against them because that's their thing. I'm still talking, ma'am. Yeah. She's like, I'm defending Phadra because it's weird that you're so poverty all the time. And then you want to work together and switch it to Phatra and really like the whole thing that your whole big case is relying on

is the fact that Dan's being this brilliant game player and he must have been like giving you a clue on his way out and no Dan sucked at this game which we all saw and that's why he's not here anymore. I love this. See I guess what I love about this is that like what's funny is that all the faithful are right. Like they are, they're going to hit a trader no matter what, which is what's so funny. But I like that. I guess for me, when I watch the show, I'm like thinking of arguments that can be used to turn the faith like arguments for Phadra's sake. So I love when people actually use them because that's what she's doing here.

And so I get excited for that. Well, you got it there with that one. That's for sure. So CT's like, I don't know what to think, but it's time to vote. So now they vote. So Sandra tells us, I totally believe Parvati's a traitor. I'm glad she's finally got the eat at the round table. She deserves that. So CT's like, yeah, you know,

me and Phaedra's getting along pretty well, but you know, like I can't, I can't, I can't like the fire someone who picked me in that tour ceremony. All right. So I'm going for the other chick. So I was like, MJ, who do you think is the traitor and why?

So MJ does poverty. Phaedra does poverty, of course. But Phaedra's actually respectful in her confessional. She's basically like, I think she played a courageous game. I think she was a great traitor, but it's time to leave the game. She has to, you know? She's not like, she's like very respectful.

They both are to each other and then Sandra votes for poverty and But Peter votes for Phaedra Yeah, and John votes for poverty and poverty votes for Phaedra. So this is not looking good for Peter He's really a dummy. My god. Yeah, but it's all I was still very nervous. I was like, oh my god If they get rid of Phaedra, I will be so mad. So They're just like voting it's, it's coming right down to it, but ultimately it's poverty who gets voted out. Sounds like poverty you have received the most votes

and are banished from the game. Come forward to the circle of truth, not related to the circle of friends, which is available on streaming. Before you leave my castle forever, please reveal to us, are you a faithful or are you a traitor? And she's like, guys, I've spent the last two years of my life practicing truth telling

and emotional authenticity. I love that. So was she traumatized by her time on Survivor 2 where she's like, guys, I've done emotional work on myself as a villain from Survivor. Cause that's what villains always do. They're like, guys, I've been working on myself for two years. So yeah, I think maybe she's talking about a divorce. She had mentioned a divorce earlier in the season, like she was recently divorced. So I'm wondering if she's talking about like going through that process. I have no idea honestly what she really is talking about.

My suspicion is about a divorce. But yeah, people always, whenever they're villains, they always talk about how they're like working on themselves, making themselves better. So, she's like, yeah, so I was really working on myself and I wanted to play a faithful game, but I wasn't, I'm a trader fuckers. Yep. And suddenly they all clap and they're happy.

And she's like, that was a good speech for a dummy. And she's like, all right, I'm burning my notebook. I'm burning my notebook, which she's not gonna do. Also, she doesn't have to because she already said, well, I know Parvati is a trader, but we should just get Phaedra out first. So I don't know why she has to burn her notebook, but I would like her to because I don't want her to come for Phaedra.

OK. Well, let's see what happens. So are we done? And we see. No. Oh, my God, there's a lot more going on. There's more show. Oh, someone's gone. Let's OK. Bye, everybody. Thank you for being here. I know you're like, hey, this is fun. So I read her speech and I was like, then I'll wrap this up.

I'm going to go read. I'm going to go read on People magazine about, uh, Parvati's divorce. She did get divorced in 2022 for anyone. When bring. So Phage, so everyone goes drink some wine and Page was like, whoo, that was a lot. That was very scary for me. So Kevin's talking with MJ and he goes, let me just tell you why I don't feel good today. Cause like all of a sudden Peter not having any suspicion at all of poverty that threw me off a

little bit. But I don't know what, no, if it's like really how he felt. And for some reason, I don't know if I believe Peter, there's just something not sitting right with me. So this is great because now Peter's Kevin is one of like the one of the most loyal Peter people and now he's suspicious of Peter because of how everything came out. This is a bad look for Peter. He was out of his having a secret meeting with Parvati. He changed his game plan and now Parvati is revealed to be a traitor which makes Peter look really shitty. I am praying that the faithful get totally confused by this

and turn it all against Peter. That would be amazing. And what would be amazing if that does happen, is that if he does wind up getting banished because of this, he could have been a trader all along. He had the opportunity to become a trader and save his game. And instead he tried to be all like virtuous. So I really would have banished him. Yeah, he could have been a trader and gone all the. And instead he tried to be all like virtuous. So I really, really bad at it.

Yeah, he could have been a traitor and gone all the way to the end, you know? Because they really all believed him. But alas, he's a dummy. So he calls Kate to speak alone, to have an alone talk, which is just never gonna work out. I don't think, Kate, anybody on the years of television we've watched Kate, anybody said,

can we have a private talk where they ended up looking like the bigger person? Yeah. Kate? No, it's never gonna, I mean, maybe've watched Kate, anybody said, can we have a private talk where they ended up looking like the bigger person? Yeah. Kate? No, I was never gonna. I mean, maybe with Captain Lee, but never with like anybody, her peers, you know what I mean? Never.

It never works. And when, and as he pulls her, Sandra is like watching and say, here's the thing. Peter is, is he was just starting to get Sandra's trust. And now she's like, Oh, Peter's fucked up. Peter is more trader behavior than anybody. Yeah. Okay. So then, um, Sandra and Phaedra talk a little and Sandra's like, Oh my god,

Peter's fucked up, right? You know, she goes, Yeah, I mean, come on. And she's like, his, his behavior is odd. I mean, if you're not a trader, how could you be working with the trader? This is odd. I mean, if you're not a trader, how could you be working with the trader? This is fishy. So then Peter pulls Kate aside and he's like, well, look, I was just trying to play with poverty.

She goes, yeah, I know. He just lied to the table of faithfuls about somebody, you know, being not a trader when you definitely knew that they were a trader. So you're stupid and you're going to go to stupid jail. And that's just what you're going to get're gonna go to stupid jail. And that's just what you're gonna get. This is a good talk, are we finished? I'm gonna go not eat and watch people

without things on their head, do things. Because I think I've heard that right. And he's like, no, no, no, I was not faithful to a traitor. She was gonna be gone tomorrow night. Do you not believe anything I've been saying? Like I was gassing her up the entire day and she was like, no, I don't believe it. No, no, you're stupid.

I don't believe you. You're a stupid person. You're boring. You're dumb, you're all laundry. No, you're boring. You're all laundry. You're stupid and boring. You're all laundry until the end of time. So basically now they really, Kate thinks Peter's a traitor, Sandra thinks Peter's a traitor,

Kevin's thinking Peter's a traitor. This is excellent. You know, I would have liked it if Parvati and Phaedra could have survived intact, both of them, but I love this suspicion so now we go over the turret the turret and Alan's like the clock chimes, you know, they're faithful players to their chambers But under the cover of darkness our last remaining traitor is taking the world trodden parts of the turret

But in this place thou shalt not suffer a traitor to leave alone But in this place thou shalt not suffer a traitor to leave alone." So he comes to see Phaedra, and Phaedra's like, I'm the last one standing from day one. And I belong in a castle, honey. I'm definitely a queen. The others fell by the wayside because they were a little suspicious, so I deserve mis-geniality for traitors, honey. So now it's time for Alan to join her and make her pick a new

Yes, so So he's like second then Pedro there was one and he's all by myself She's Pedro as per the rules tonight You will be afforded the opportunity to recruit a faithful to join years. Who would it be? Because I would like that. You will meet face to face tonight in the castle dungeon. You must let one faithful and offer them an ultimatum. You will ask them a very simple question. Join you or die. I'm gonna ask Kate because we have the same sort of kindred spirit. She says things I can't, but she also understands the game will be a murdering duo.

Wow. Wow. They really they really amped fader out for the slide. So Kate. Murdering duo. It's like a lean into that twitchy eye fader and down So Kate gets the letter telling her to go to the dungeon. She's like dungeon. This is not good But it's I guess better be than being stuck in a room with Rachel Riley So she has the dungeon and she's like, oh my god. Oh god. I hate this place. Look at this shithole I escaped one toxic ginger only to be led to another. Hi, Fergus. Hi.

I don't really don't understand what I did wrong. Could you bring me some champagne, Fergus? And he just locks her in the dungeon. She's like, Fergus. I like how Kate screams for help. Fergus. What the fuck is going on? Fergus.

Fergus. Okay, fine So that was it we now to the ending yeah, the question is whether or not I mean obviously Kate's gonna do it Kate will become a trader and then Kate and Phaedra together is kind of a dream team like this is This is amazing. This is do you think this was the right pick by Phaedra? Oh yeah. I think it's a good pick because for whatever reason, I would suspect Kate right from the beginning because she's Kate and she's also like,

clearly I hate all of you. She has that vibe, she doesn't try to hate it. And she's stuck up for Phaedra who does kind of look suspicious at this point, I think, especially after, I think whenever somebody comes for you, you look suspicious naturally. So yeah, I think that they might come for Kate, but they've come for everybody, they're going to come for everybody at some point. And I think Kate will be good at dropping. We haven't really seen a ton of manipulation yet

where people are manipulating the other players to go after people. And I think Kate will be good at that. Yeah, I think Kate is a great choice. She does know the game. I mean, you can make arguments for other things. I mean, this would be a chance to actually put Peter against the wall

where it's like, okay, this time you have to become a trader. Otherwise you're out of the game. And he probably would fold then. But I guess I wonder If the shield good now What it's no good now because he's now everyone think it was a good idea when he was a faithful But right would be a waste. It would be a waste about to vote him out anyway. Yeah, it might as well use that suspicion But yeah, I think Kate's I think Kate is the right choice and it's definitely my favorite choice because I'm so excited to see the two of them hatched plans.

And I really hope that they have some timed hatch plans. I hope we have a few episodes of The Faithful doing the wrong thing so we can just really live in like a pheasdra Kate space for a bit. Yeah. All right. Well, I thought Trishelle would be a good choice, but I think she wouldn't do it.

I think she's one of those things. I'm a good person, so. True, but she's really afraid of being murdered. So I don't think she would one of those. She would. I'm a good person, so. True, but she also, she's really afraid of being murdered. So I don't think she would want to be murdered. She would take it just to not be murdered. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, well, everybody, good times. This was super fun.

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