Watch What Crappens - #2340 RHOBH Part 1: Red Deriding Hood

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

*This is part 1 of a two-part recap*Time for the first part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, and Dorit is in the hot seat. Thankfully, her outfit is too hilarious to stay mad at for too long. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's what? What's what? What's what? Well hello and welcome to What's What's Crap? The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. Well hello and welcome to Watch What's Crop! The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. Neil, bravo, I'm Ronnie. That's Ben.

Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Good. Welcome to the second week in a row that Kyle mentions Lisa Vanderpump on Real Housewives of Beverly Hiddles. Oh yeah. Poor, sad, meaty, Kyle. Gosh, complained the whole season about not getting attention from the husband and then shows up to the reunion dressed like a putting green.

God bless her heart. If you're gonna get a husband's attention, that's the way to do it. Am I right, ladies? Everybody, welcome to the show. It's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Day. Festivus, if you will, the beginning of a month-long celebration of all the nothing that happened this season on Beverly Hills. But you know what? I don't need something to happen every day. I'm just glad to be here.

How about you, Ben? How are you feeling? I'm feeling great. I actually really enjoyed this reunion. There were some moments where I was like, ooh, hoo-hoo. But yeah, I'm feeling great. It's a big day of podcasting for us. So I am ready. Yeah, me too. Well, everybody, welcome to the show. Come see us at a couple of places. We're going to do the Netflix is a joke comedy festivals in La La Land LA.

For those of you who don't know what that is, that is going to be at the Cucabura Lounge in May. Go get tickets at watchwhatcrapins.com. That's also where you will find tickets to our European Tour, which is also coming up in May. We're going to go to London, Birmingham, Dublin. It's going to be so much fun, guys. Come see us out there. And that's that for that. We are on video today on Crappins on Demand on Patreon. If you would rather watch these, hi! If you would rather watch and not pay, they come out a week later over on YouTube. So just join our YouTube channel. And bonus episodes, super fun. There is so much on the schedule right now. We're having to move some main recap over to bonus. This week

is going to be the first reunion of Miami episode is going to be on the Patreon bonus. So go join Patreon. You should do it anyway. And then below deck will be a regular episode this week. So let us jump in. Summerhouse will be right. What I say below deck.

Yeah. Uh, summer house, we, we've seen summer house and we feel like It needs people Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good. It's juicy. It's a I texted Ronnie I was like, oh my god summer house and you were like, what would I but nothing you were like, but X and Y XYZ and this and that's happening. It was like just wait. There's a journey. You're about to go on Well, you know and it and that doesn't mean that Miami wasn't good. Miami was also really good, you know So it's just it's like a Sophie's Choice guys. Miami is excellent, but we just wanted to make sure we feel like Summer house we feel like everyone's gonna want to weigh in on summer house

And so we want to make it as accessible as possible Also Miami is kind of getting the shaft because they are fucking with their reunion schedule to make room for this Erica Jane piece of shit show. We're not covering that, are we? No. Good. I mean, I know that I said that kind of an elite. I know it's kind of leading the witness.

No, there will be stuff on. There's plenty on. There will be stuff on. Somewhere on a streaming platform somewhere, there will be something for us to talk about. Yeah, no. Erica, no, no, no. No, ma'am. Oh, but there is good news in Erica land for people who think Erica's a fucking monster and deserves everything

she's going to get in the future. That Marco Marco guy, she was suing him. She was trying to block him from suing her for malicious intent or whatever because she ruined his life. And the judge shot that down. So he does get to sue her. So LOL Erica, with your fake fucking redemption story and your whole like, I've been so angry.

I'm finally vindicated. We'll have fun. And I hope no one watches your stupid show. Okay. And, uh, but we will be probably watching it. We watch everything on Bravo. I'm going to watch it. Try to.

Yeah. I'm just not going to be nice about it. Okay. And I, you know what?'m gonna watch it. I'm just not gonna be nice about it. Okay? And you know what? I'm gonna wear a special costume for like, watch a show, but I'm gonna pay the designer, Old Navy, okay? And I'm not gonna get them thrown in prison. Are you sure?

Cause I think it would be kind of fun to walk into Old Navy headquarters with a wire on and demand that they pay you back for everything that you purchased from their store. Let's see if we can take them down. So that's going on. What was the other thing that was going on?

You know what? It doesn't matter. Law suits. Because if I can't remember, it wasn't important. By the way, here's something that's important. On Monday, we have crappy hour and I feel like there's already so much to talk about because there's like a million lawsuits happening in the world of Bravo, including the one you just mentioned.

And then as we are sitting here talking, Rachel just dropped a lawsuit against Tom Tandoval and Ariana. And of course, there was a Liam McSweeney lawsuit against Andy Cohen. So everyone is doing everyone and all on all roads lead back to Bethany it seems so we're gonna I'm assuming by Monday unless there's old news by Monday. I'm assuming we're gonna dive into all that fun stuff So join us for crappy hour on Monday because there's all sorts of shit hitting the fan Whatever happened to personal responsibility By the way, thank you to vanity fair. Thank you to vanity fair for including us in

Thank you to Vanity Fair. Thank you to Vanity Fair for including us in your article about this mess. Um, and I think we're referred to as an unofficial Bravo, uh, re recap podcast or something like that. Accurate. Oh, no, we're an official recap. We're not official. No, we're not. We're not affiliated.

We are. Officially us. Oh, we're not. We're not officially. We're not an official Bravo thing. No, you're definitely not., we're officially not like, we're not, we're not officially, we're not an official Bravo thing. No, you're definitely not. That's accurate, Annapel. But Annapel, you made it like,

I felt like we were a little misrepresented there a little bit, you know, she was like, well, she wrote, let's see if I can find, okay, I think I took a screenshot of it. Cause of course, first and foremost, I really was excited that we were mentioned that, about a new pair. I was like, thank you, Ann you man, I'm gonna say,

what are you upset about? I love that you a congratulation's ice cream cake. I loved it. I loved it. So she said, after Vanity Fair story was published, an unofficial Bravo recap podcast called watch what crappens posted an Instagram meme with the caption, Vanity Fair breaks the news that adults drink and Ramona Singer is racist.

Cohen responded in the comments with a crying, laughing emoji. Where I felt a little misrepresented was like, the meme was significant. Don't just say it was a meme. It was a meme. Vanity Fair thinking it was like breaking news to all of us listeners and all of us being like,

yeah, we already know. And it was the lady in the canoe acting like there was a massive flood and then people just walked by and we see that's one inch water. So it wasn't just like that we said guys, you know, people drink and Ramona singers racist. It was like we were making fun of Vanity Fair. Well, that was an appeal.

I mean, what do you expect her to do? Throw you a parade? Yes. Give you a play by play of how fantastic your meme was. No, you were dissing an appeal with that whole meme. You're like, fuck this lady and her stupid fucking article. And then you're like, why didn't an appeal hug me? And write a five-page article and call me an official broadcast.

No, I wasn't being... Because we were a bitch to an appeal, okay? I wanted to be more accurate. enjoy your bowl of just for deserts. Look, look, I mean, I mean, to be fair, the quote vanity fair breaks the news that adults drink and Ramona singer is racist. I mean, if you really read that, you can see that it's like, it's a tongue and cheek thing. Like it's like, duh, but I feel like she just kind of, she sort of skims

over the fact that we're saying like, yeah, of course this is not news. She's like sk duh. But I feel like she just kind of, she sort of skims over the fact that we're saying like, yeah, of course this is not news. She's like skimming over this. But I guess that's not the point. She's somebody who's taking Leah seriously. So, I mean, she's taking, she's somebody who's taking Leah seriously enough to give her a Vanity Fair article.

So give me a fucking break. What do you honestly expect? I guess the point is there, they're all, everyone, this stupid emoji that Andy left on our Instagram, which has spawned now like 10 articles. I guess the point is they're all everyone this stupid emoji that Andy left on our Instagram which has spawned now like 10 articles I guess the point is like Andy is laughing at that Ramona's racist I'm like I don't think that he's laughing that Ramona's racist I think he's laughing that this thing this article came out acting like this was bombshell news that that like people get wasted on these

shows and that you know Ramona Singer is problematic. This is not bombshell news, but they keep treating it like that and hey, if they wanna promote our podcast in the process, by all means. We'll take it. We'll take it. I mean, look, I think that good things

are coming out of these lawsuits. I think Leah's really paving the way because there are a lot of things going wrong that I've been blaming on myself for. You know, I have addiction issues. I have food issues. I have all these issues and I've been taking so much personal responsibility for these issues. You know, likely I spent a long time blaming my parents for everything, which I still believe is a solid way to live your life. I mean, that's what parents are there for. Blame their out. They could have done

better. So blame them, but really it's Andy Cohen's fault. And yes, that's, that's given me so much freedom. Just like last night, I literally almost finished a powder bag of peanut M&M's by myself. And I felt so bad after. And then I was like, you know what? Fuck Bravo for this. Fuck Andy for this. Really fuck anybody affiliated with Bravo for this. And any weight I gain is on you. Fuck you guys.

They made me do it. They made me. I am, I want everyone to know I am a, I'm an adult who's capable of making my own actions and I don't care what people say because my whole persona is that I do what I want. I'm a rebel, but also, Andy Cohen made me do it. But yeah. That's the only excuse. Yeah.

I'm a leopards. Leopards was like, I don't really care. I'll speak my mind. I don't care what these old ladies say. I'm just gonna do what I wanna do. Andy Cohen made me do everything. It's not, I didn't, I had no choice. Well, and you've got Brandy involved in all that too.

Who's like, Andy Cohen sexually harassed me when he called me and said that I should have sex with him and cage chest pain. Cut to pictures of Brandy licking Andy's ear and forcing herself on literally multiple people. Yeah, in that, you know, I mean, just, it's fucking ridiculous. It's a circus.

And we'll talk more about it on Crappier. You know, we gotta save some anger. I know we gotta save some stuff. We gotta save some stuff. But for right now. Today I just have a question that Kyle has led me to, which is why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what is on the other side?

Yeah. Hmm? that's my question oh that's a nice mashup what's on the other side does Kermit wonder about what's on the other side or is he just wonder about the songs as part of the lyric there's so many songs about rainbows what's on the other side he does ask he does ask is a he'll as he's saying like what's on the other side? He does ask. He does ask. He's a, he'll, as he's saying, like, what's on the other side of those songs? What's on the other side of the rainbow? Cause he's kind of bouncing. Let's see on the other side of the rainbow.

Because it's sort of like, she's kind of like mixing two concepts if you really think about it. Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? You're right. Sentence structure wise, that could mean what's on the other side of the songs. It's like, let's stick with one concept at a time. Kermit, okay? You're gonna confuse Robin.

So I Kermit just like can't stay married. You know what I mean? And Kermit's got ish. So speaking of, let's get to Kyle. So tonight, the three part Beverly Hills are still so weird like shaming someone for divorce. By the way, I would never shame anyone for divorce and if you're considering divorce out there, do it.

I say do it. Life's too short. I think by the way, the proper way to segue out of this Kermit moment into the brilliant is to sing moving right along. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Moving right along, pop a movie. Anyone, huh? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun and Avi is telling Sutton not to cry and to be really strong. And so Andy starts, he starts popping into all these trailers and he's like, well, big dad Beverly Hills, she, she, she.

So he goes into Kyle's trailer and he's like, hey, OG, how you doing? She's like, right now I'm okay. Okay, well guess what? Mo is gonna be joining us today. Aha, so wacky, he's just kidding guys. Which, why shouldn't Mo be joining you today? The husbands get dragged onto most of the other shows

to get excoriated. Why does Kyle get off? She was furious. In that moment, she was furious. Her eyes like turned that, they just turned beady. They had that look of her having to scold Kim, you know? Like she was ready to leap across the limo at Andy Cohen. But then he's like, just kidding.

Ah! You're a goddamn alcoholic. That's what you are. Apparently Andy's just a big coke head who gives everybody coke. And they're using this as a way to slam Andy. Like, oh my God, Andy giving free coke to people. That's like a good person.

Like, did I miss the train? Like, when, when did we start hating on people for being generous with their Coke? I mean, yeah. When, what time period is it? What timeline is this? Are we supposed to believe that Bethany Frankel is just like traipse through New York City's Upper East Side scene and was not doing,

like, mounds and mounds of Coke. I should be careful. She'll sue me now. She'll sue me. But yeah, this is the accusation. Andy Cohen does Coke and he gives out Coke beforehand, which... Yeah, I mean, that one's been around for a long time. From Kathy Griffin. Yeah. But they're bringing this one back like, oh my god, and you know what else he does? Shares his'm like mm. You're kind of elevating him to st. Hood at this point. You know what I mean like I'm a bigger fan. I'm not usually like a huge family but like I'm yeah Like you're not you're you're helping his case You know what I mean like I don't think that there's a judge alive who's gonna be like oh wow someone's generous

Go to jail go to to jail, sir. No, the judge is gonna start inviting him over to fucking dinner parties. Okay, so, Amy. There are so many things happening in this world. There are people who can't get proper health care. There are people who are dying count. We have, there are people who are trying just to make their way

and they are trying to get, they're trying to get custody of children. They're trying to get money from people who are owed money. But I think we can all agree that the most pressing and important issue in America right now is that Andy Cohen gets coked at Real Housewives. And I think that really should just be first and foremost in front of all of our minds right now is that Andy Cohen gets coked at Real Housewives. And I think that really should just be first and foremost in front of all of our minds right now. That is, that should be a presidential platform this year. So I'm glad that this is finally getting the attention it deserves.

Hmm. So Andy goes to Sutton's trailer and he's like, zo, who do you think I had the most answer for today? You do. Where's that? Who's that dog that she brought? That is the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen sudden got a little Frenchy Yeah, I just hope it doesn't take away from her cat, which was nowhere to be seen this season

Is it still alive? I'd like to know what's going on. Oh gosh. She had a cat. What was her cat's name paper or something? Something like paper. Yeah, it was I liked it. I forget the cat's name, but I loved it whatever it was You know, it's probably under a bed ignoring her as cats fucking do. Cats are like, Oh, you're home. I don't care. I'll wait till you're dead so I can eat your face off. Literally otherwise do not care about you. Don't make me put up my kid in video, Ronnie, because I'll do it. So then he goes in to see Annemarie and she's like,

I can honestly say that this was the hardest year of my life. I give it a 2.5. Which is, you know, when she started dating, that's what she was getting scored by her husband. So, you know, like their, their relationships improved. Also, we had a huge mystery solved today, which was Annemarie's name because the whole season I've been like, how are these women pretending to be this lady's friend when they can't even pronounce her name right? Because it's Annemarie. It's spelled A-N-N-E-M-A-R-I-E. And they all call her Annemarie. And we

find out today that they call her Annemarie because her name is Annemarie. It's just spelled Annemarie. And that's because it's Dutch. Yeah. Now, does that make sense to anybody? No, probably not I would like to think there are a lot of Dutch people out there going what the fuck is that? That's not true But it's Anne-Marie. It's Anne-Marie and so she's gonna get a letter. I think we're just used She's not accepting her bullshit. She's a letter from the Society of Dutch Linguists saying Anne-Marie does not speak for all us Dutch people. She does not know what she's talking about. Uh huh. The name Anna Marie in Dutch is spelled a N a M a R I in fact.

And so Anne Marie is has nothing to do with the Dutch prince. No, you can say however you want to, you can, you can say, like, you can just, like, you can just say your name is whatever you want to. Like that's the rule. I've got a bunch of nurses back in me. Do not make fun of nurses. Do not, oh my God, Deutschland just tried to ruin the reputation of nurses.

So boycott them, boycott them, boycott the Dutch. So then Erica goes and hangs out with Dorit and she's like, so Dorit, are you nervous about today? She should be because if she bumps her head on something, she's going to stab herself with that little sliver of hair that she's fucking select down onto her forehead. You know, if that is angled the wrong way, she's going to lobotomize herself with that thing.

Yeah, she she's definitely Dorit, this is a big Derrit episode. So she is feeling some sort of way. She's like, you know, they're stuck with Kyle and I, and that's going on and on, and it just, it hurts and bothers me the most. I mean, you obviously saw that in that press, the things that she said, you know, that I exaggerated our friendship and then we see Kyle doing an Amazon live and

Kyle's like um, I mean like to read like we've only gone together like a couple of times that I can recall like No, I'm peeking and reading me It's not like you know like it's not like Jimmy Lee Curtis who we hang out with all the time and she's like gosh You're gonna get an Oscar one day too and I say thank you No, it's not like that at all. She's just doesn't do that kind of stuff. It's just like to put it bluntly, it was just like an exaggeration. Yeah.

First of all, I love the Amazon live is considered doing press. Cause that's just hilarious. That's funny. Um, second, Kyle's honestly, and you're going to hear this a lot in this recap. So sorry in advance, everybody. Kyle's honestly, and you're gonna hear this a lot in this recap, so sorry in advance everybody. Kyle's such an asshole. Asshole. Those who doubt it, this is the kind of person Kyle is.

We cut to her Amazon live and she's like, I mean, she's saying that we're like friends, but if you really think about it, like my friends, we work out together. Doreet doesn't do that. So like, I'll go work out with my friends, but then I'm like, Doreet, do like we work out together. Like, Doreet doesn't do that. So like, you know, like I'll go work out with my friends, but then I'm like, Doreet, do you want to work out? And I'm like, she doesn't want to work out.

So I mean, we're not really friends. Fuck you. Fuck you. So rude. What kind of, I've never heard that, that barbing set for a friendship. I have. Who does, my friends don't exercise with me.

No, that is, that's a seventh grade Bullshit like that's what you do when you're in seventh grade And you find like new popular friends and so you come up with some bullshit reason why you have to leave the other friend in The past like I think like this is middle school. It is so obnoxious I'm like I cannot even believe that I'm taking up for Dorit this way but I felt really bad for her because it was so like we watch endless scenes for years and years of the four of you all getting together and you guys are such good friends and yada yada yada. And now for Kyle to say, if she said, oh, you know, we've kind of drifted fine, but to act like, oh, it was an all in exaggeration, yada yada. So it was so, I felt actually bad. I felt really bad for Dorit.

That is such a mean thing to do and to say. And that is exactly the way Kyle operates. She gravitates towards people that she thinks are more fascinating, more interesting, that are going to, that she can bask in their reflected glory. And then she leaves other people in the dust. And right now she's on her fitness kick so she's going after people who jog and people who

wear cowboy hats. So Dorit goes on to tell Erica she's like I haven't heard from Kyle in a couple months after that and then she sends me a text yesterday basically trying to silence me. She was threatening me. She's making like this throat slate gesture. She almost murdered me. They were so manipulative. So then we see this text. This text is so massively long. This is the text that Kyle sends a text out of nowhere. And it's just saying things like, oh God, like I wish like we could have talked or whatever. I'm trying to remember the pull quotes that they put up on

screen because it was such a massive block of text. But it's like, oh, I was very hurt and depressed and I spent all these years with Moe and I know like we're not in a good place. I don't want to lose another friendship to TV. Can we like, let's not bring it up on the reunion, let's just like hang out afterwards, we'll talk about it. Yeah, basically like hope we can sit down after tomorrow, you know. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I think Kyle was pretty clearly trying to tell the read. Don't be mean to me. Don't be mean. Like everybody's going to be mean to me at the reunion. I don't need it from you too. I think everybody's gonna be mean to me three unit. I don't need it from you, too It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappins commercial

Now let's all remember what we were about to see over the next hour is going to be Kyle being very angry at Derrit because she's mad that Derit brings things up on camera that could potentially make the media firestorm worse. And she does not like that. She does not appreciate that. So this is coming from Kyle Richards, who has put the phrase open and honest has put it into our brains. Like we are like have a Pavlovian, you know, Pavlovian. Is it Pavlovian? Pavlovian? We have a response now and it's unpleasant. Open and honest, open and honest.

And here she is angry at someone who wants to have- And you start eating immediately? Yeah. I would not have Pavlov's dog thing. I think it's where they ring the bell and then the dogs know that that means that it's time for dinner. So like they ring the bell and then the dogs know that that means that it's time for dinner. So like they ring the bell and the dogs immediately start salivating.

It is. But for some reason, as I said, Pavlovian, I was afraid that I was actually just saying something pertaining to Pavlovus. And I was like, am I saying the right word right now? Um, so the point is like Padma Ovian, where like, Kyle's open, did you mean to me? So open and honest. The point is that Kyle, the champion of being open and honest,

is suddenly very upset when people want to be open and honest and want Kyle to be open and honest on camera. And Kyle is acting like, oh, I'm so mad at to read that you asked me this question about my marriage on camera. I can't believe you would put that on camera and make a situation worse. When Kyle was the one who, speaking of Brandy Glanville, resuscitated this Botox Corpse of a Lady and brought her back onto this show just to drag Denise Richards' name through the mud about a lesbian affair allegedly. And now here's Kyle acting like suddenly

it's the biggest crime against humanity to honor things on the show that might make the media hounce. Right, like outing people is only bad when it's Kyle. Exactly. Especially after she's done a whole music video about what a raging lesbian she is for Morgan.

Kyle's so full of shit. I can't. So to read that. By the way, I just want to say, I apologize for Botox shaming. There was nothing wrong with it. I called Brandy a Botox corpse. I could have just left it at corpse because everyone does Botox. No need to shame the Botox.

I apologize. Oh, Collingora Corpse is much better. Well, just regular Corpse. I should have just stopped at Corpse. I'm a good person. I just, I needed a funny adjective and Botox was the first thing that came. Well, you're lucky Adriana from Real Housewives of Miami is not here. She's like, you wish me dead.

You wish me dead. You said my corpse. Okay. Well, you know what? I wish you were here because that is a star. That is a star. Let me read you poem about stars. Uh, but we'll get to that later.

Okay. So, uh, to read it's like, how would you feel if you got this message here? Ooh! And Eric is like, oh, I would feel, but if you like, why am I here? Is there a dolly you guys can come take me out of here, roll me away from this shit on? I don't even know why I'm fucking here.

So he goes, well, but you said on Watch What Happens, leave that you've gotten eviscerated and you love Kyle, but you want to see've gotten eviscerated and you love Kyle but you want to see Kyle get eviscerated where fear is fear. Oh yeah, I guess I did say that. I appreciate you watching and all of the fans out there for standing behind me and believing in my innocence. Those of you who believed in my innocence as I proved that, now watch what happened 5.

What correct? I'm innocent. Very cool. There is there. So now everyone goes out to the set, which is like a Hollywood Hills party, but it's all black. Because I guess when they're in California, they actually have the capability to do these panoramic wrapar around sets like they did for Orange County.

So now we're back and Sprevely Hills. And actually, I thought the set looked kind of amazing with just like black walls. There was something kind of like, it was very cool. But then all of a sudden the lights come up and it's a panoramic view of Los Angeles. It's actually amazing. I think this is my favorite set of all time that they've done because these sets have become increasingly garish and ridiculous Especially the ones that are in New York. I guess maybe because in New York Because that's where Broadway is all the sets are designed by Broadway people versus the sets out here designed by movie people

So that's why you wind up with real house as a Salt Lake City having that like Goonies ship with that was an amazing Set and I don't know why everybody's shitting all over that set. I think that that was, it was amazing. It was a shipwreck in the Bermuda triangle and they were all dressed in Island wear because they were told to dress. I mean, it was amazing. It was Salt Lake City crashing in the Bermuda Island. Like I don't get why everybody's so mean to that set.

It's called making an effort. Fucking Beverly Hills. They just, they, they get a picture of the panorama Panoramic view of LA and they put it on a screen and everyone's like wow how gorgeous This is so much a picture of something is so much better than all the fucking set design that went into that other thing There was a huge matter set design that went into the New York one, but I'm just saying it still is looking increasingly like a New York one, but I'm just saying it still is looking increasingly like a silly Broadway musical. Okay. I mean, look at and we'll see on Miami. Miami, they like recreate Mexico City and it's so it really, it just, it feels like you're in Disneyland. It feels like we're

in Epcot and I don't know. This is this, this is my vibe. Give me the Mandalorian 360 view of LA, you know, in the background. It was doing it for me. In fact, I'm sad that I didn't put it up for my background of my thing today. Look at this. Oh, missed opportunity for me. Just Google Panoramic LA view. I mean, it's like probably the number one image on Google that they put up there with

all the fucking effort they made. Zero effort. And also, I just want everyone to know you're basically saying don't employ gays anymore. You're just like, Matt, who needs that design? You're like, you know what, who even needs costumes? These people should come out in bathrooms, sit on a blank fucking stage,

and God forbid there's any music or anything gay, just take it out of the shows, okay? Here's what I wanna see see on Bravo unemployed gay people no gay people on food stamps that's it I want to hire all the gays to make all the sets but I also think that we're at a time in life where we can say to a gay person okay I understand you're living at your childhood dream right now by designing this wacky pirate ship in the middle of our set but let's rain it in a little bit. Let's put some limits on it. Okay, let's bring it back in because we gays,

if you don't give us some limits, we will lean towards the excess. Okay, what part of gay culture does not say excess? Okay, just bring it, just bring it in a little bit. No. So everybody goes to the set and the sentence like, I can't feel my feet. Oh God, something you're a mess. Okay. And I don't want everybody calling you an

alcoholic and accusing you of starving yourself or anything either. But you're increasingly making it harder day by day. She like falls down. We see later as she goes to the hospital and get this woman some vitamins for Christ's sake. Yeah, seriously. So everyone shuffles in, takes a while and then everyone's there except for Dereep.

But where is Dereep? So Dereep is outside getting sewn into her dress. Um, and Andy's like, wow. Okay. Well, I'm so glad I got here at eight 15 while while we wait for Dorit's dress to be sewed. Uh, uh, uh. You know what you could have done to solve this is shared some Coke with Dorit.

Just a suggestion. Speed it up a little bit. Come on. He is never going to have that reputation if you're just going to let people be lazy, you know? She talks too much without Coke, so I don't think that he's ever going to give her any, any bumps. So Deree, it's like, let's just start without her.

And Amber's like, oh my God, there she is. There's Deree. Hi, Deree. Deree's my new best friend now, everybody. Let's notice how much I love Deree suddenly for no reason. Deree is Deree's here. Deree, she, she refers to me as a doctor, Annemarie. So I'm really into that.

She should, because it could be a doctor. I mean, it's the same thing. Space is the same thing. Dari comes out sort of looking like the girl from National Geographic. Uh, she's got, she does. That's who it is. It's that little girl on the cover of National Geographic. Thank you.

I was like, where is that? There were so many things. Sweet. Ryan Bailey came up with, um, ET. I was like, where is that? There were so many things. Ryan Bailey came up with E.T. I was gonna say that's E.T. I mean, I think he came up with it. I saw it on his thing and um, I didn't even see it, but I definitely was thinking We had a Star Wars one on ours, which I thought was really funny I was gonna do like a virgin Mary thing like the like

DeRete showing up to the nativity or like DeRete showing up to do a Christmas pageant or something Virgin Mary thing, like the, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Ben, it's National Teograph. I've lived all over the world. I can do whatever National Teographic cover I want to. I'm the woman of the word. So she comes out with this red garment draped over her head. It's like a hood, is it a veil, is it a hood? I don't know. So, and it's like- Girl, she can't fucking derate in another flop era of a season comes out dressed like the ishtar poster So Andy's like everyone

Welcome to real ass of the Beverly Hills season 13 reunion. I'm Andy Coven tonight I want to welcome you ladies in the backyard cocktail party in the Hollywood Hills. Hope it's fun We wanted to use this set for so many years, but we did have some issues the backyard cocktail party in the Hollywood Hills. Hope it's fun. We wanted to use this set for so many years, but we did have some issues that we were concerned that while Kim Richards was on the cast, she would sling herself at the screen. What do you mean?

Oh God, to jump? No, no, not to jump. That should be go running out to embrace the city of Los Angeles and get confused. It's like, what are you saying about Kim? It did sound very hostile. I apologize. I apologize.

Do you remember that time she got in a fight with me? Lisa Rinna in a park. She's like, let me in a park to fight. I think it was Lisa Rinna. Oh, that was classic. And then she left by jumping over the freeway divider. Yes. I don't know, I just had this vision of my mind. You know what it is?

The problem is that sometimes I say things that are only exists in my mind. I had this vision of my mind of those lights coming up and Kim Richards suddenly being surrounded by fake Los Angeles and being so confused and just running with her arms open into the screen. Hi Kyle, how's your gym carry going to live? Yeah, like that.

I see Emilio's house. What if it was like a panoramic of Lisa where they're shedding a single tear at the reunion that one time, just like surrounded by it? So he does this usual. Hi, satan. Hi, Garcelle. Hi, Kyle. Hi, Kyle.

Hi, three. Hi, Anna Marie. He really just he's I feel like he's found a way to bring some variety into that, but not much. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and this is where Anna Marie clarifies her name and everything. And he goes, so to read what were you going for today, Mr. Emery clarifies her name and everything and goes so Dorit What were you going for today? Mr. Islady and she goes ah Andy. I was going for fashion

fashion fashion Well, Dorit also told me before the show that she's gonna be speaking in bullet points tonight. Dorit. She's like I am bullet points. By the way, this is the woman who anytime you said anything about guns, she would freak out, but she keeps making little references throughout the night. I don't know if you caught it, but she'd make so many awkward little things like, I'm coming with bullet points tonight, Indy. Stop gunning for me. So then, Andy's like, Erica, how are you doing?

She's like, I'm good. I'm probably the happiest I've been in the situation in two years. Hi, look at me, happy Erica Jane. Let me tell you what, Andy. This dress might be made from a famous gay person whose name I'm not gonna say here in case they expect me to actually pay them the bill that they send me. But nothing feels as good as wearing vindication Andy! Vindication!

So Andy's like alright and uh do you share the same feelings like Kyle? How do you feel? You look like you're already ready to cry. How do you feel you look like you're already ready to cry how you feel Kyle she's like no I wish I felt like Erica right now all right well Erica mentioned to me on Watcher Happens Live that she was sorry am I speaking like Erica am I speaking like Andy right now I can't even tell let's go to the Andy space well Erica mentioned to me on Watcher Happens Live that she was eviscerated a couple years ago and she felt here. She feels like you're up next for that. First off, how is Erica comparing everyone finding out that her husband was robbing victims of plane crashes and fires to spend money on Erica's bullshit of an unarmed music career.

How is she gonna compare that with Kyle possibly making out with some young country star? That's not even the same thing and they do not deserve the same evisceration. Sorry, okay? And that's the last time you'll hear me stick up for Kyle today. But Kyle's Andy is like, so what do you feel about that? She's like, well Andy, I just want to say that I wore green today. I wanted to dress like Astro Turf because no one at this cast has walked all over as much as me, Andy.

Now, that said, it made me a mistake, but she's actually a really good friend to me, Andy. I like she's been really supportive of me, so I'm just gonna go ahead and forgive that one because I'm really mad at her today. So we're gonna come for Dorit today, Andy. Yeah, she had deflect. Well, thank you.

I consider you a very good friend and I love you. And Andy's like, all right, well, obviously there's a lot to discuss with you and Mauricio. We're gonna get to that later. Dorit, what was your reaction to hearing Kyle's of description of her friendship with Erica? It's like, well, I kind of got stuck on the fact that she said, headlines hurt her because it's much the same when I saw the headline,

Kyle said to her, it's not her friend because she doesn't work out. Very hurtful, Andy, very hurtful. And then I heard it in my head in German. And then I heard it in my head in German. And then I heard it in my head in French. And then I heard it in my... in... in... in... in Chinese, Andy, because I know so many languages I'm offended in all of them. Deree, why are you holding that yellow rectangular frame around your face? I float even when I'm not trying to Andy and that's what it's like being raised next to the Dead Sea. So I thought when Derit said you know really struck me that when Kyle said that she read that the headlines hurt her I thought she was gonna say this is classic Kyle.

She only reads the headlines and doesn't actually get the full context of situation. But, uh, instead she was just like, well, look, look at the headlines, the way they affected me. So we see the headline of Kyle Richards says to Rik Hemsley exaggerated their past and Kyle's like, yeah, but, but, but, but because that stung, that stung Kyle. So Kyle's like, yeah, well, but but because that's tongue that's tongue Kyle So Kyle's like yeah, well I said it in response to all the things that you've been saying throughout the season You know, of course like eventually once I saw this show I was like really upset like you know, I'm just like first of all being asked about my marriage on camera when we are good friends

That is literally what a good friend would do like miss open and honest. That is why are you shying away from that? Just Kyle refusing to just kind of making her whole personality about how she doesn't want to talk about anything is just so hilarious because like you said, it's Kyle and she's, you know, a hypocrite. So then we see a flashback to 10 months ago, uh, Dereet and Kyle in the car and D Derit going, so how are things with you in Moe? Which by the way is the most generic fucking question you can ask somebody.

Like literally nobody cares about how you and your husband are doing. And by the way, I'm not just talking to Kyle, I'm talking to all of you, okay? When I ask about your husband, I don't care. Just say he's fine and move on. I don't really want you to sit there and bitch about your fucking marriage to me, okay?

I don't care about it. And neither does anybody else. And if they're pretending they're doing it, they do, they're lying and hoping that you're paying for lunch. Also, you're not wearing your wedding ring. So, like, if you wanted to not have things brought up on camera, why are you not wearing your wedding ring? And also, why are you answering like this? When she says, how are things with you and Moe, instead of just saying, fine, how are you not wearing your wedding ring? And also, why are you answering like this? When she says, how are things with you and Moe, instead of just saying, fine, how are you?

Like anybody normal, you go, well, I feel like I need a little freedom. Okay, well, what kind of answer is that? That is begging for a follow up question. And the follow up question was specifically away from your husband. And Kyle's like, mean well like I mean and

Acting like she can't believe that trees asking her this question You are leading the witness and then getting mad at the witness ma'am. Yeah, I agree So Kyle's like and then you know like I was like I Says that sorry. Oh, yeah, and then you know I feel like I was replaced by Morgan and so then we have That flashback to Watch What Happens Live where Andy is like, you know, like, hey, how's your, how's Morgan way to affect your relationship? And Druid's like, I mean, I know she's going to kill me,

but I feel like the closer she got with Morgan, the further away she got from me, which is very difficult, because as a woman of the world, I'm sort of everywhere all at once. You know, there are certain things that I think bond people, like there's trauma bonding, you know, like, oh my god, our moms were both mean, we're bonded, or your mom was mean to both of us, who were bonded, I don't know, depending on what mothers you raised around. But I feel like they have like this bond that should transcend any of this petty fighting. They brought down Lisa Vanderpump together.

I mean, they didn't even like each other before that. They only became friends, basically, to bring down Lisa Vanderpump. And then I feel like that's like going to Vietnam together, you know, they should be friends forever, but already it's over. Boo. We will all go down together. And we would all go down together. And we would all go down together. You know what, look, look,

look at all these military coups. Okay, you have a country. It's like gay pride all over again. You have a country, military leaders are like, you know what, don't love this president. Let's take over. Military takes over, they have a coup. They're like, now we're gonna run this this country the way we want to run it.

And guess what? Then they all kill each other because they're like, wait a second, I want to run. What do I want to do? I want to do it. I want to do it. So like you come together to defeat a common enemy, but then you then you have to deal with each other. And sometimes that is not an easy place to be.

It's not. So did I, did I just compare compare Drude and Kyle to a military coup that has plagued several countries around this world? Yes. Do I feel bad about it? No. No, no, no I do not. Well, is it an accident that there's a picture

that you did actually of Lisa Vanderpump behind me that was based on the famous Shea Guevara artwork. I forgot that I did that. This time, yeah, there you did it, right there. That's Ben Art right there. So you see the show always goes back to communist coups. Okay, so then Kyle's like, I mean, like, come on, Dree, how many times have we had lunch

without cameras, Dree? I mean, like how come on, Daryl, how many times have we had lunch without cameras? Or I mean, like how many times street? Yeah, but how how many times have you ever had lunch period without cameras? Or Kyle, you literally call TMZ to watch you eat a fucking Chick-fil-A. Yeah. And how many times have you had lunch? Ever. Not a terrible point. You're Beverly Hills lunch is basically just like jogging hour.

Yeah. So, to read it's like, excuse you, you and I over the last seven years in particular, over the, well over the last few years at least. I'm sorry, I'm trying to remember the time we sunk that Vanderbitch. All right, four years there. How many times, how many times, I can count on one hand, how many times we've had lunch.

And she's like, but Mo and P.K. are like best friends. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, but I thought you guys were hanging out all the time, come on now. And Kyle's like, yeah, but you see what I'm saying. You see what I'm saying? The thing is that like, it doesn't matter. We don't have that kind of friendship. We don't have the kind of friendship

where we just go and have lunch. That's what I'm trying to say. We've only had lunch negative 45 times in our life. We owe each other that many lunches because we never even had them in the first place. And then she doubles down on her big Amazon Live, her big Amazon Live, you know, exclusive story that she gave that publication,

where she's like, I mean, we don't have that kind of friendship, Doreen. Okay? Like, you know, like my friends, like they get up and they exercise and like, Andy, like she can't even exercise. One time she said, let's go exercise. And then she was on the sidewalk cause she couldn't breathe cause she doesn't exercise.

That's just, well, we were in Palm Springs and her group of friends think that, you know, they think that a brisk walk is going 10 miles. Okay. That's a bit much. Kyle is now workout saving somebody. I can't. I know. That's why. And that's why I love that. Kyle is like, what, look, when was the last time we had lunch when then she says, this is how I spend my time going on 10 mile walks. It's like you, you're either a lunch, you're a lunch person or you're a 10 mile

walk person, but I don't think you're both. I know you gave up lunch, Kyle. Everybody knows it and it can be ozampic or not. Like I'm not going to ozampic shame because I'm an ozampic fan. Okay. So I'm not going to sit here and ozampic shame anybody, but you can't give up lunch and then blame somebody for not having lunch with you. It's like me not drinking being like, well, Ben, when was the last time you had a fucking Martini

with me? Well, you know, like I can't get mad at Andy Cohen for not sharing Coke with me when I stopped doing Coke three years ago. You know what I mean? It's just not fair. Will I anyway? Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of resentful that I've met him and he's never offered me Coke. Am I? Yes, I am, but I can't help that. it's my own immaturity. I forgot what we're even talking about. Fuck this, I want lunch. Risk walks at last 10 miles. So then Andy's like,

so it kind of like the point of my story is, and I don't want to get lost in this, that does not mean that you're not very important to me. I love you very, very much on camera. But what I said was like, because this was an exaggeration to take a moment for you to say something at my expense, because you knew that by saying something like that,

it was going to create a bigger problem for me and the media with the whole Morgan situation. I'm like, okay, would you like to call up Denise Richards and ask her how she feels about like four episodes of you guys reading her text messages at Google to Pepo, bringing on Brandy Glanville and bringing on all these people to have a gay panic over the fact that like she may have hooked up with Brandy at one point sometime last year. Also nobody is not a problem in the media for you with Morgan. There's been zero problem.

If anything, everyone's like, oh my god, Kyle, something actually interesting happened to you. You might be gay. Kyle, tell us more. Literally, nobody. I mean, you came onto a season where you're trying to victimize yourself about whatever Mauricio did, which we still don't know. We're assuming is cheating. But all we've really seen is you cheating this whole time.

And nobody's given you shit about it. I think I'm the only person who's given you shit about it. And time. And nobody's giving you shit about it. I think I'm the only person who's giving you shit about it. And I even feel bad about giving you shit about it because I feel like go live your life with your 20 year old country star from the Appalachian Mountains. Like you do you or do her, do both of you, do each other. But I feel like you've gotten off

pretty scot-free in this whole thing. She has. And I feel like in any other decade in life, she would have been excoriated. I think that Kyle has had it so good and she can't help that she's had it so good because she really wanted this to be a controversy and everybody's so happy for her that it's actually pissed her off. Yeah. It's weird.

Actually, Kyle started off the season really well. Uh, it was the most likable I had thought she had been in years because it seemed like she was actually living in her truth. But then she kind of slid back into classic Kyle-isms where she makes people feel bad about asking about her and she seems to want to promote what she's going on in her life, but then gets mad when people ask her and then she starts the pot and yada yada yada yada. So anyway, so here she is making Doree feel bad about a situation when they were clearly really good friends and Kyle just picked up a new hobby and ditched her. Yeah, so she's like, coil the Morgan situation was in the media

and it was not because of my comments. It was because he was eating watermelon on toothpicks at your friend's funeral. And then we see a clip of Kyle and Morgan being like, hey, you like watermelon. His watermelon is just kind of like a shrimp. You like the watermelon kind? Boiled shrimp?

You like watermelon and a ball? You like watermelon and a cube? You like seedless watermelon? You like honeydew? You like honeydew? Honeydew's a nice melon. Is a raisin a melon? Because know what I like, like honey do. Like honey do, honey do, like a nice mailing. Is a raise in the mailing? Cause I like raisins, I sure do.

We know Morgan, you're flirting with one. So Kyle's like, my point is like, I'm saying that, that it does not mean that you're not important to me. You are very, very important to me. Just not as important to me as people who exercise. very important to me. Just not as important to me as people who exercise. Kyle, trying to sell us on the fact that she said, we're not that type of friend.

We're not the type of friends that just have lunch. We just don't have that kind of friendship, but you're very, very, very important to me. It's like the truly like it was so fake in my skin crawl. I mean, I would have been furious and deeply hurt if I were to read, to hear this. Someone say, we're just not the kind of friend,

we don't hang out. Like how many times do we actually hang out when the camera's not rolling? We're just a friendship for camera, but I do care deeply for you, deeply, deeply, deeply. Oh my God, what? This is the Hollywood bullshit that makes people not want to come to Los Angeles.

Well, she is talking to Dari, which Dari is also one of those people. So, I mean, I don't really, I don't really feel bad. You know, it's like feeling bad for an asshole. Like literally their whole job is to like push out shit. Try and make every, you know, like try and make you think that that makes everything better. I would literally make me feel bad for an asshole. That's your whole job. Your whole job is to push out shit.

You're like, I don't feel bad for them. I'm like, that's literally the worst job in the world. You're right. I don't even know where that came from. Strike that from the record. Okay, so Doree, it's like, listen, I love to hear that coil, but I know you by your nature.

And if I say something that upsets you, you're a punisher. You shut me out. Just like true. I mean, that is true, yeah. But also, Doree, you're a punisher. You shut me out. Just like true. I mean, that is true, yeah. But also, Dorit, you know that because you've helped her shut so many people out. So again, like, I can't get mad.

I can't feel bad for you at being shut out when you're normally the one standing on the other side of the door, like holding the lock. Right. You know, Kyle is a punisher. That's, I mean, their whole family is, I mean, look at the way those sisters, the way they punish each other. They go months and months, years on end without talking to each other.

So like this is definitely a Kyle thing. And, uh, of course, Kyle probably got excited when she was called the punisher. She's like, thank you. I have been waiting so long for this role and it's just so excited to finally be part of the comic book universe. Like, no, you're not finally I haven't like show to. I'm so glad they took a risk on finding finding finally like casting a woman as the punisher.

It really means a lot and I'm like, so honored to take on this role. It actually saves me so much drama to be count to be cast in things that are already canceled. So to read, like, well, we hadn't spoken in months. And then all of a sudden you text me the day before the reunion. And you know, gee, do you really think that I'm an idiot? Everyone's like, yes. That's a loaded question, man.

I mean, no, I don't need everyone on the stage to say yes. And you two crap services, lady, don't have to say that. It just felt very, it felt very manipulative. It felt very, it's like it's going to come here, I'm not gonna come here just to destroy you, it was just manipulative. It was not meant to be manipulative in any single way. It was just meant to say like,

I love you more than anybody else. And if you say anything mean to me, you're just like a hurtful, horrible human being, I'm tall. Ah, well, I know you two love each other. Um, and, uh, I think there's resolution in your future. And I mean it, this is my way of saying I'm kind of bored. I don't want to move on. Andy has always done the thing where he's like, is there a resolution here?

Normally that's at the end of the reunion though. And I feel like he's just, that's his only thing now is just saying, where's the resolution? Where's the resolution? Where's the resolution? He's like the guy in wrestling that pits people against each other puts them in a ring and then like guilts them Like what are you gonna get? You're the one who put them in the ring stop acting like you care so much about resolution. Okay? Exactly just like a regular Vince McMahon. Yes So then we have a commercial break because he's he's like, all right, I've had enough.

And Andy's like, well, this season Garcelle fays quite the balancing act from movie premieres to teaching her boys to become young men, to facing difficult decisions with friends. So a lot of boring scenes, let's take a look. It's really boring. Okay, Garcelle, love ya. Love what you do on the show

as far as all of your smart ass confessional things. Love all your reactions in the group scenes. Yes. Hate your families. It just hates them. Not your family, just the scenes are very boring. I'm bored with them. They're boring.

But you know what? We give Garcelle a lot of shit. I don't think that there's really anyone's family scenes that I like. Kyle's family scenes suck, except this season it's been fun watching Marie Cio be completely confused by Kyle, like whenever he thinks like she's trying to have a romantic scene on camera and then she's like, you're an asshole and I hate you and I can't wait to divorce.

And he's just like, what? So those have been fun for the first time in history. There's no greater compliment that we can give than to say, your family scenes are fucking boring. That means you're doing everything right. It means you have like normal, well-adjusted kids who are like bright and are doing good things and they're not making for compelling television.

Because if they were going to be good television, then if the family scenes were fascinating or interesting, you, something's gone wrong. Something's gone wrong. Let's, do you wanna look at Lynn Curtin? Do you wanna look at the Nickerbockers? That's, you know, that's what we're talking about here. Okay, so.

If people give a shit about your family, you have been under delivering in your solo, you know, in your other scenes. You've been messing up if people are caring about your kids. I agree, I agree with that. So don't worry, this your other hands. You've been messin' up if people are carein' about your kids. I agree, I agree with that. So don't worry, this is high praise, high, high praise. But yeah, those scenes are so boring. So even to watch them again, I'm like, oh.

So then Garcelle is, so then we get to the Garcelle beef with derit and stuff and Andy's like, all right, well, first of all, congratulations on the Astro Award and the NAACP nomination. So he's like, oh, what does that stand for? Thank you. And Andy's like, you know, the seat on the beach

with the boys, I know it's rough. Are you being more selective with your work projects? I mean, you always are, right? I know. Let me walk that back a little bit. You're not just doing any old stupid TV show or movie, right? I mean, you are. How do I stop this thing? Well, I've always been selective, Andy, which is one of the reasons I'm doing reality, honestly.

I mean, look at me down to this level, you know, and it's to be around my children. And every time my sons say, you're not a good mother, I mean, look at me down to this level, you know, and it's to be around my children. And every time my son say, you're not a good mother, I say, I pretend to have lunch with Kyle Richards. So I think that wins me every good mother award in the world. And I select it with my roles, yes. But you know, bitch's gotta make some food. I mean, you think I liked it, having to invite Larissa Pippin to my movie premiere?

Hell no, but you do what you gotta do. Am I right, ladies? Hmm, and so she's like, well, you know, I had to consider reality because it keeps me around my children and everyone's kind of rolling their eyes. Like, wow, thanks, you know, thanks for stooping to our level.

And Andy's like, well, you said on the after show that you wish that Mike had been the one to tell the boys about his infidelity. What was his reaction to learning that Jax had googled it? I don't think Jax had to Google it. I mean, Garcelle sent a letter to everybody they knew telling them that he was a cheating son of a bitch. Okay? Yeah.

And good for her. Hopefully the kid learned not to do that shit to somebody in the future, you know? Yeah. So yeah, good point. So she's like, yeah, basically, he doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't like talking about anything. I've had to take on all the things about talking about sex and da-da-da-da-da. And if I don't do it, then no one else would. So Andy's like, all right, cool. So I want to move on to the tension that boiled over between Garcel and Dereet this year. It started in Vegas when Garcel said she couldn't trust the group around the kids and Dereet. It seemed it'd hurt you more than anybody else.

Okay, Dereet. Well, you just had a lot of goodwill with this Kyle argument. You want to keep it going with Garcel or you just want to squander it all right now? Eason, we're all mothers, you know? So as a mother, it was very, very, very hurtful. It made me very sad to hear that a friend of mine doesn't trust me. Well, it also hurt my feelings to watch a friend of mine laugh at the situation of a 14 year old being Custat. And so then we see of course the famous scene of the four of them laughing.

So Garcelle's like, so let's just call it even. Okay. Garcelle's like, I'm giving you a way out. Okay, you just be quiet now. And we'll move forward. But of course, we can't do that. She can't. She's like, well, I completely understand that, but it seems like you're holding onto a grudge. You're holding onto a grudge of that anyway. This seems a little bit bully. I feel like you're basically taking my head, smashing it up or against a locker, and then locking me in there and calling me

fatty fatty two by four and saying I couldn't get my big butt through the door. Very bully. And in case you can't really understand my pain in this situation let me pretend to flick some water in your face to really and say jabs little jabs Garcell little jabs so Garcell's like well listen I felt that way because I saw the scene and then I shared my feelings and you were defensive and you didn't just let me have my feelings to read and you know you're't just let me have my feelings to eat and

You know, you're like, well, oh well it happened a year ago. And so it's not a big deal. I should just drop it It's not that Yeah, I like that no one's letting Jari get away with her bullshit today I know because he's Garcelle's like I wasn't singling you out. That's why I feel like when people are guilty, they take it on. Well, I just felt sad. I felt sad. Sad that you felt that way.

And isn't this for crystals like thin crystal? Just say that. Yeah, crystals just say that. Just say that. Okay, well Garcelle, you said that you don't believe Doritos Races, but you do believe she's an unconscious Karen. Well, look, I think she should have said,

well, the point is that she's unconscious. At least I didn't say she's consciously a Karen. You know, that would be worse. So she's like, well, I just mean she's unaware, you know? I mean, like the word attack, it just seemed unnecessary. I mean, we should all know better than that. You know what I mean? And if we don't at this time,

it's not like we haven't, most of us gotten in trouble for something like this. This is where you just say, oh, I didn't really realize that, I'm sorry. I won't do that again. And then you don't do it again. It's such an easy fix. It's such an easy fix, all you say is.

That's all I don't get about Doree's whole thing is just like really holding onto it and making it worse and worse and worse instead of just being like, sorry. So I'm saying, you know, we throw around the word attack so much that I wasn't even paying attention. And I have to remember that it has a fully different context when I as a white lady say it to a black lady.

That's all. And I think she just has to acknowledge that. Like I'm really sorry. I will be wiser with my words. I'll be smarter with my word selection because it has, it just has a different impact. And instead she's just like, well, oh well, you know, I don't know all the words and all the things, which is, oh, I hate when people say, I don't know all the words. All of a sudden everyone becomes an idiot. And she's like, but you know you're not. Oh, well, I don't know all the words. All of a sudden everyone becomes an idiot. And she's like, but you know, you know, well, I don't know all these, all these words

that I'm supposed to watch around black people. Like I don't understand. Sorry, is there like a don't say around black people dictionary that somebody could send me? I mean, really? What anyone says about any situation, black people, gay people, transgender women, anything when people are like, Oh, I don't know all these words.

And what you know what I always say is, everyone seems perfectly able to change someone's last name when they get married. Everyone is able to update the last name. Everyone's able to update from like Mrs. or Mr. to doctor. That's not a problem for anyone. And yet when it comes to actually just being courteous to people and saying, this is how I'd like to

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