Watch What Crappens - #2342 Summer House: A RadHouse Divided

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

Well, the Lindsay Carl breakup on Summer House is no longer a mystery: they’re both miserable. Will they be able to outdo Kyle and Amanda on the sad couple scale? Let’s find out! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, and if you just want to hear us drag Kyle for three hours For being a stupid face go listen to Beverly Hills. Yeah Summerhouse but today it's summer house and this is a big one because I personally thought Ronnie We were gonna have to wait a few episodes before Carl and Lindsay fell apart. But nope, it's happening. It's the second episode of the season and they are the disaster. We always knew they would be, but they didn't have the ability to be just yet. But now it's happening.

They can no longer put on the facade. They can no longer be just that, yeah, we're just going to go to the White House and be like happy couple of the White House. Like it's all falling apart right in front of ours. Listen, two train wrecks do not a dining car make. Okay. They are two wreck trains. You can't, that's it. I mean, it's just wreckage. It's just going to be wreckage.

Wrecks don't help wrecks. Okay. There has to be one person who's got their shit together. There can't just be two messes, okay? I've learned that in my own life, okay? I'm still waiting for the Wreck Cleaner Upper to join me in my life. And until that happens,

I'm not gonna go with another wreck like myself, because not only are you hurting yourselves, you're hurting everybody around you, okay? And by the way, I'm not only talking about you Lindsay and Carl I'm talking about you and Amanda and Kyle. You're you two are fucking embarrassing at this point Yeah, I mean everyone's concentrating on Carl and Lindsay right now But can we look at Kyle wandering around the house in that sad mullet? And his little like Harry Styles beads that he's wearing on his wrist

Just carrying around his lover boy in the confessional even, just crying with the wife that hates his guts. So openly, I mean, this is this is very sad. The whole show is very sad. Yeah, everything's falling apart. So, um, uh, so we pick up the last episode ended with Paige and Amanda. And I think maybe Sierra. I don't know. They're like sitting around and they've just told Amanda, you know, Paige just told Amanda that Kyle's been venting or whatever.

And Amanda's now like more angry at Kyle than she already was, which was already pretty angry. So we're at the fourth of July party still, by the way. So everyone's like wooing and having fun and supposed to be like a light fun time. Amanda's like, Oh my God, I mean, Kyle doesn't like me. Then like go be a single then Kyle. Just go. I think that Kyle is projecting like I was literally born to have children and all I want it was to have kids in a family, but the business needs to be in place where he can take a step back and be part of his kids life.

And Kyle's like scared and he's like, oh, Amanda's not ready for it, not me. It's not my problem. It's Amanda's issue, Kyle. So yeah, she is now going to ruin everybody's, you know, not Amanda, just that ray of sunshine coming through. So we see some rando-ando homely people twerking.

By the way, we have to say something about the difference between homely and homie because someone was asking me in a DM, why we were calling the mothers, uh, Lisa's mother and aunt on real housewives of Miami homely. That's a you thing. And I think it's because you watch, um, Love Island because apparently I didn't know this I did notice you calling them that and I was like that's harsh but Homely in America means ugly. It does not mean like homie. I think you mean homie But I think I'm overseas they say homely on Love Island meaning like she's just a small town girl

She's homely so I think you've watched so much Love Island that you picked up that term in their way. But basically, we're calling two older sweet ladies last week in Miami. Okay, you're totally right. I actually never knew that. I thought the British way was the way which just shows how suited I am for London shows. So, well, I thought it meant ugly because my mother has been calling ugly people homely forever. So, I mean, I assumed that's what it was, but I was like, wow, Ben really hates these older ladies on. I thought it was okay.

I'm not going to homely shame you. You know, could you imagine that is hilarious. Well, to give all the other things and people I've called homely over the years. So, I think I've said, I think I was told to you before, I think that means ugly and you're like, no, it doesn't. It just means, and then I looked it up and it said, it could be either one of the things.

But the DM explained to me that overseas, or we're going to be on two or soon, Ding says, they say homely in the way that I think you meant it. So, okay. So I looked it up just now, cause I was like, have I been, is this what's been happening?

And so the definition, North American of a person unattractive in appearance and then similar, plain, plain featured, plain looking, plain as a pike staff. So I think it's like, when they say unattractive, it's like plain, plain, like unattractive in a plain way, you know, that's what I'm getting. Or as we're like, you G, L, plain, like unattractive in a plain way, you know, that's what I'm getting.

Or is we're like, you G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi. No, no, that's the North American. North American is unattractive in appearance and the synonyms that are offered up are unattractive, plain, plain looking, et cetera, et cetera. So it seems to be it's unattractive, but like it's not ugly. It's just like, it's unappealing. It's milk toast or whatever. So the British version is you say it.

By the way, milk toast is very British as well. It's not what we're named. Well, I don't think everyone realizes that I actually am British. Okay. I know it's in early days. You're fit. You're the fittest.

I'm really chopped about these definitions. So British, other place or surroundings. So it means simple, but cozy and comfortable as in one's home and a modern hotel with a homely atmosphere. So I think I always, I did conflate homely with homie. Cause in my mind, homely was just sort of like, yeah, something kind of like plain, unremarkable,

but sort of like cozy and cute and nice, but like definitely not flashy or whatever. And so I think I maybe bridged both those words and make my own definition. Okay. Well, I like it. I love it though. Thank you for teaching me that

because that is so hilarious to know. Well, it's rare that I get to eat, that I know something, but someone told me, yeah, I'm so thank you because they're like, I'm sure you guys didn't mean to call those ladies ugly. And I was like, we didn't, but I don't know that I would apologize if I did. You know what I mean? And I just want to clarify what I just said here

back to the summer house recap is that I am calling these people ugly, these ugly dancing people. This is intentional, homely people. This is intentional. But I don't know if they're nice or not because they're just randos on a show. But these people are homely and they're twerking. Just homely people stop twerking.

Nobody needs to see you twerk, OK? Twerking is for hot people. I don't want to see ugly people clapping their butt cheeks together, OK? I'm not doing it. I won't do it to you either. I'll make you that bond. How about that?

Yeah. So then Wes's friends come over and they're black. And Sierra loves that. She's like, I knew it. I knew we had black friends. And then Wes's friends come over and they're black and Sierra loves that. She's like, I knew it. I knew we had black friends. And then we see them. More importantly, they're all short because that's right. You know, guys cannot hang out. You can't have just Kyle and Carl are different. And we've seen the resentment build up between them. It's very difficult for short men to be friends with tall men. It's, it's Swartman to be friends with Tall Nine.

There's a barrier to get past. There's literally a movie about it. It's called Twins. So, I mean, look at that movie poster. Am I right? That's right. So, Sierra, so now it's time for a mechanical shark. So Sierra gets on board and she lasts for 22 seconds

because that's the way mechanical bull or shark operators do it, which is that it's total, it's total sexism because women get on there and they do it nice and softly and then guys get on there and they shake them off in a second. They do it every single time and then Sierra's like, I was on for 22 seconds and then West lasted for one second. But to be fair, I actually don't think that West was shaking very much. I think he just like slipped. He just just he hopped on it just fell off Yeah

He fell right off. I mean he was right off and and of course he had to give the whole speech first where he's like I grew up riding horses my dad trained me on technique and we'd watch rodeos together You know, I mean, there's just something about riding, you know together, you know, I mean, there's just something about riding, you know, it's go time and then he falls off in two seconds. Right. It was very big brother. Like big brother loves to do that with our contest, with their like someone says, I was in the zone and I'm going to win and I'm going to do it.

And then they cut them off and show them like having like a powder of like an explosion of like red paint on their face and they're eliminated. Yeah. And you know, it is also like big brother because the previous challenge was holding onto one of the biggest wieners in the house and Sierra won that one. Um, and his name was Austin. Okay.

Right. So we're still getting flashbacks of which I don't, we get one today. And nobody needs that. I do not appreciate it. I'm just completely stop flashing back to Austin in any way, shape or form. Nobody needs Austin's face in their life. He's like ugly people twerking, keep it off my TV. Yeah, so now the speaking boys, there's more dancing

and Kyle's dancing with Mon, the Rastafarian banana. And then Danielle's talking to a guy named JD, which by the way, JD, those initials have not always worked out well on Bravo. Hey, I say, I say, I say, I say, never forget. And then Danielle tells us us last summer was rough. I lost my boyfriend. And in Colorado, there were icy conditions.

So this summer we're just focusing on fun, just definitely not anyone under the same roof. Well, bad bitch, era begins now. And then we go to Paige and Sierra and Jesse's talking to them, he's all wasted. And Paige is like, what's up, Jesse Solomon? And he's, Sierra says something like, wow, you have, are they called pectus polydents? What are they called?

Pectus excavatum. He's like, yeah, which I guess is like a depression in like your chest. And he's like, yeah, I just call is like a depression in like your chest. And he's like, yeah, I just call it my dent. You can fit a full 12 ounce beer in this thing. If I lay down, it's deep. And Paige goes, good for you, which we saw in the trailer. She's good for you.

And he goes, no, good for you. And she goes, oh, good for me. Oh, wow. Thank you. And then she does this thing where her lips start moving. She's like full of rage because she doesn't know what to say back. And her lips, she starts like forming words, but can't get any voice out. She's like,

you think she's rage? I don't think she's rageful. I think she was trying to be like, yeah, I still got it, bitch. I feel like she was Jesse Solomon. I want to FaceTime Craig right now, Jesse Solomon. I don't think that she appreciated him saying no good for you. I feel like she's like, no, I'm the one who's being clever

in this conversation, not you. So it wasn't the hitting on her, it was the general sexism I think was annoying. I just loved her rageful mouth. So he kinda walks away but not really. And so you was like, so we're gonna talk about somebody's life feeling you? I mean, God.

And he's like, I'm still here. Hey, Missy, Missy Page. And she goes, okay, Jesse Solomon. He wants me. He like wants me so bad. So now there's Jesse and Kyle are peeing in the corner. And Jesse's like, is this our spot where we compare dicks? And Kyle's like, yeah, my dick is so dope.

You don't have to even compare it. Come on, give me a little cross. So they crossed dreams, which I didn't know that guys actually really did do that, but I guess they do. And Kyle's like, yeah, buddy. Still trying to make yeah, buddy a thing after Jersey Shore did it like 12 years ago.

Send it, yeah, buddy. And then it cuts the hot dogs. And then it cuts 12 years ago. Send it, yeah buddy. And then it cuts the hot dogs. And then it cuts the hot dogs on the grill. Which is great. So then Jesse and Kyle are sitting around, having just like cross streams and like sword fought. Just like, yeah, let's chill together. So Kyle's like, obviously, like there's us

and the moon and the stars, you know. Whenever we get through a party, we get to know each other. And so I just wanted to, I don't want to stress you out, dude, but like, you know, like everybody is like, where's this Jesse Solomon guy foot on the picture? And now I know, big, big fucking dick. You know, we should talk about Winterhouse because there's like a lot of names we could be pissing together in that snow, big dick. God, I love you. Jesse's like, I'm not gonna say that I'm great, but I know that I'm great,

and I hope that they think I'm great too. And they don't, that's not on me, that's not him. So their page is eating a hot dog and saying, I love a fucking hot dog. Nothing says 4th of July like a hot dog. If you like hot dogs, like and subscribe, smash that subscribe button on hot dog energy. And then- She's having a very Lisa,

Rena Erika Jane moment where she's like, Oh my God, I love hot dogs. Hot dogs, hot dogs, I love hot dogs. I hate so many hot dogs. Thank you guys. You do not fucking eat hot dogs, you know? We didn't, we didn't see the next bite that Paige just threw behind the fucking grill, you know?

So here in act like Paige sits around eating fucking hot dogs. This show has made me try to believe a lot, but I'm not falling for that one. So Kyle is still talking to Jesse and he's like, so anyone you're eyeing? And Jesse is like, am I supposed to only hit on the single girls?

Besides your wife obviously. And Kyle's like, well, it depends on how much time you wanna waste. Are you like Paige is my jam? He's like, maybe, it depends on how much time you wanna waste. Are you like pages my jam? He's like, maybe. You know, there's so many girls out there that don't have boyfriends, but the best ones typically do.

And I'm a killer. I get with girls. Not that I'm gonna steal your girls, but if there's a cute girl, I'm gonna go after it. So this guy's a total douche. Total douche. Yeah, not that anybody is surprised by that, but he's just like wants things because other people have them.

It's like the guy who won't buy a house, he only wants to like try and move into yours. I feel like this is why squatter laws were made. People like this, you know? House is good enough for you to live in it. Why shouldn't I fucking live here too? I'm going to just live here too. No, we don't all just get to settle for the same things. What is this, a bank?

We're not just all settling at all times. Get the fuck out of here, find your own. I also think it might be a fallacy to say that the best girls are already taken. His logic is they're so good, which is why they get snatched up. There are terrible people that are in terrible relationships all over the place.

I'm sorry that for some girls who actually have standards, that they actually hold out for decent people, that that's actually considered not a plus for you. Yeah, I mean, look, I think you just got a point. One of the important things on Amazon you do, you see how many reviews something has. I mean, that's kind of important. How many people were happy with this purchase? You give the reviews that actually are using the product more credence than you do reviews without pictures. I'll watch the little reviews that people make on Amazon where they're like, Hi, it's me, Paige. I have a blazer with cutouts right at the ribs for no reason at all. And I love them.

Mom, hold the camera up. Mom. Mom, did you fall asleep? Mom, hold the camera out. Like they're the most unprofessional videos on there, but I will still be like, oh my God, that girl loved the blazer with rib cutouts. I'm getting one. And then before you know it, I'm showing up at the crappies with my ribs hanging out,

you know, or colored on ribs. I definitely just watched a little Amazon review that I loved. It was definitely, and it was, it was for sure a lady who was homely in both American and British senses, the word. That was great. I like when they're just like trying to make a career in Amazon reviews and you can tell it's like, they're still working it out, but they're like,

okay guys, got this new Topo Chico today. Just want to do a quick unboxing review. First of all, want to say the top came off so easily. I mean, really the best top that came off. As you can see, it's made out of glass. And if you do this this if you blow into it You could it's not the best whistle, you know what it's not the best I could have made a better whistle I'm gonna go I'm gonna go back to Pellegrino. All right. Thanks for what mom. Did you fall asleep mom? Hold up the camera?

it's You know I'm like sad that Amazon does not have better functionality to like really look at your search history. You can only see like the most recent ones because I definitely saw one last week that was like so perfect for me. And like all those, I feel like every review, everyone who does try to be like a professional Amazon reviewer, it's always they're broadcasting from some brown kitchen, you know, like a kitchen

with like a lot of brown countertops and brown backgrounds. It's like, okay, I want to talk to you about this air fryer. Okay, I really like it a lot. Now look over here and they turn it upside down and they say, now look here, you see here, they got a button on the bottom here. That actually, I like that a lot. I like that. You see that button?

Can you see that button right here? Can you see the button? Yeah, see that button, I like that. That's a good place for the button. All right, and then just the video just ends. You're like, okay, well, there's fun. It's like a terrible review by a terrible person. And so then what?

You don't buy the thing. Reviews are important is my point. So Amanda is now giving her Amazon review of Kyle behind a bathroom door. And Amanda is very passive aggressive. She does this shit so she can later say, I didn't know they were recording us. She does it all the time where she goes behind the bathroom to say the worst things behind the bathroom door.

And then later she's like, what? That was a private moment. It's not my fault. After eight years, I still don't understand how TV works, but she's, but it's not anything new anyway. She's back there telling the girls like, Oh my God, Kyle is annoying as shit. It's like, I do all this stuff for him and he complains about me. I mean, Amanda, where are my phone chargers? Amanda, where's my bag? Amanda, where's my underwear? Amanda, why don't you spend more time with me? Amanda, do you know how to make anything else other than guacamole? I mean, I don't keep telling him if you're so in a hobby leave Kyle. Oh my god, Amanda take your advice, please

Please Please your relationship sucks bro. Get out of it already. I can't with you It's like the same person like in every amaranth on review giving it one star like how many times you get to review the same Product get something else there are plenty of that product out there go to Temu you know just give up Amazon shop like a billionaire Temu what a great song Amanda is kind of the Temu of this of this cast. Let's be honest. Oh my gosh shut up Temu. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Krappens commercial.

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to have a children when I wanted children, it's like, I'm raising you. It's a full-time job. It's very hard to take care of a grown man, baby. It's a lot of work. And then you want me to come to Charleston? What are we talking about, by the way? I think I just spiraled into Craig.

So then Danielle's dancing with JD. And she's like, oh my God, your boys are like laughing at us because like we're parting too hard. Hey guys, you're supposed to be parting right now. And then they like kiss a little bit, like they share like a pack, but now it's night time, which means all the guests have to leave. So they all leave and Danielle's like,

guys, I'm gonna cook some quesadillas. I'm like, you guys just had quesadillas last night. So, I believe- I think Sierra is actually the one who says she's going to cook. You're right. It is, which is very important because it was the first night she paid attention to anything being cooked was yesterday. And now she's a fucking case idea expert. And this is why you need to call out bad case adias because look what West has

started. Now he's sent somebody out out there who doesn't know how to make case adias. And everyone's just going to be eating burnt ass quesadillas. You know? Or maybe in this case rubbery quesadillas because Ciara goes up to the oven and she's like struggling to set the oven and then she goes, is this not a microwave? Now far be it from me to say that models that um, that, that they're not very smart. But in this case, I think that Sierra's kind of living up the stereotype. Pages like, um, that's a microwave. So she goes, oh my God, this kitchen is like so high tech for no reason.

Yeah. Those ovens and microwaves just are like, it's just like a glimpse into the future. You know, it's like we're living in 2001 space odyssey. Well, let me tell you what's really futuristic, Danielle. She's a party girl and she's got a smoke machine, guys. So she's like fog machining the house up. And PAPE's like, oh my God, what are you doing? The smoke line is gonna go off.

And Gabby is like, Wes, where's your fan? And Wes goes, my biggest fan. She's right here. And he points to Sierra and Wes is like, yeah, there's another single guy in the house and he's tall, but I think that's all he's got right now. And I'm vibing with Sierra right now and everyone else. So he's got his work cut out for him. Yeah.

I mean, everybody looks down at me and they give me a smile every single time. I've got nothing to worry about. Uh, so then Danielle's in the party room, which is just, this is sad party room. It's like that little disco light thing that your mom buys at the grocery store for when she's invited all of her friends, kids to come over to make you feel like you have friends and it's just used in the corner and it's mortifying. Like this going around in circles. This room with the little light from the sharper image

that I had as a kid, because I loved it, I would turn it out in my room and just have like disco lights going. And she's in this room, the fog machine's going, it's like the room that's just off the foyer. And she goes, the send-it lab is open for business, for anyone who wants to partake in absolute debauchery. I was like, okay, thanks.

This reminds me of like in college, the Student Center was always trying to throw these parties. They'd be like, yeah, we're gonna have a cool party at the Student Center while everyone's like at the front party is getting wasted. Yeah, the Stan Yellen in that shell. So then Kyle comes in to sadden it up more with his mullet and his white glasses. Just the whole the whole affair is very sad. Now, I do have to say the show has done a good job this year of basically recasting it. I mean, they did get the new Carl even down to the missing nut.

Wait, yeah, Carl has an extra net, not a missing net. But between the two of them, they're not they're fully netted. Yeah, they're a, they're fully netted. Yeah, actually. That they're a proper number of nuts. Yeah. So they've got the new Carl and they've got the, who's Wes do you think? Is he supposed to be the new Kyle?

He might be kind of a new Kyle. Yeah. And I think the new, I think Jesse and Wes are great additions to this cast. I think that's exactly what this show. Oh, I've learned that lesson. I'm not saying shit right now. That's too soon. That's too, I've put my too much trust in this cast. I think that's exactly what this show is about. Oh, I've learned that lesson. I'm not saying shit right now. That's too soon. That's too... I've put too much trust in this network.

So I will not do that. But it's looking promising so far. So it's like they show Kyle and Danielle kind of being sad and then, you know, it's time to cut to the new cast. And I kind of like it. It's like up your game, you know? Yeah. So then meanwhile, Sierra and Gabby and Amanda and Paige are just like in a bedroom lying on beds and stuff. And Sierra's like, dude, I feel like I'm in a beta. I've never been, but I imagine this is what my misery would be like. Just listening to Danielle downstairs, like dancing to L and F a O.

So, so, so, so, so, and Kyle is sitting with his banana alone downstairs and he's like, I love your spirit, man. He's always so positive. Yeah. And so now it's the next morning, July 2nd. People are waking up. It's like everything's messy and Amanda wakes up like a ray of sunshine on this long holiday weekend. I wanna go home, Kyle.

It's like, wow, great. So much fun. Amanda's just so great to bring to campus. Fuckin' Amanda who's done nothing but talk shit about Kyle since the cameras went up this year, and by the way, for the past three years straight, but especially this year, is so mad that Kyle talked about her behind your back. She just can't believe it. So Paige wakes up in a full outfit.

I'm not really sure. Yeah. Always be prepared. I'm ready. So Amanda's like, she's, she's now, uh, we then go back to Amanda and she's like moping around the room and cause like a lot of showers. Just don't yell at me because, um, shower. It's just don't yell at me. Because what do you mean don't yell at you?

Well, when the opportunity arises for us to leave, I just wanna shower first. Well then why don't you go hop in the shower? Don't go downstairs and wait. He's like, oh God. But this is so Kyle, because guess what he doesn't do? He does not jump in the fucking shower. You see what I mean?

Like Amanda's an ass, like she's hard. It's hard to watch somebody. It's like going with a complainer to a restaurant that complains about their food and then they order the same thing every time and complain about the same thing every fucking time. You ordered this. You know what I mean?

Like I don't feel bad for you anymore. But she does have a point. Because Kyle doesn't go to the bathroom and instead he goes down to mope in front of everybody else to make himself look so fucking victimized and then you know he waits till the last goddamn second to take a shower. Because Kyle does push her buttons. She I mean she just complains and complains and complains and she's such a wet rag and yet at the same time he's the water on the rag, right? Like he is the one that really does push her. So a lot of times, I always like basking back and forth,

like who is the problem here? And I've decided I don't have to decide who is the problem. I can just be comfortable knowing they are both problems and they're both problem, they're problems to each other. And this is their love language. And this also completely destroys all of Jesse's theory, which is that maybe not the best people are the ones that are in relationships.

Well, that's true. Yeah. So then he's basically like, well, I'm sensing this energy from you. And she's like, I hate you. Yeah, that's basically the energy I'm giving out. So then what does he do? Goes down to my open face. second taking a shower which helps nothing

so then the girls are in the kitchen and Danielle's like guys guys guess what I got three numbers yesterday Yeah, I got tons of numbers. Wow club send it was really popping off last night Just knocking down that door, Daniel. Every time, I mean, it's like, yeah, I still got it. Yeah. It's because that night of debauchery, bitch, I parted, I parted.

And so they're looking at photos that Danielle took on Gabby's phone of her with guys. And Sierra's like, oh my God, you really love a skinny man. And then Wes comes up to Sierra and goes, yeah, and you like a, like a big man, like sort of joking that he's like a little ticker. And so she laughs and she tells us, you know, West is a hoot. He seems to always have something to say to whatever I say and I like it, but he could be funny all day long because I had funny.

I fucked around with funny. I hated funny. I was like, remind me who funny once again because you're showing me flashbacks of Austin, but I don't think I'm getting the funny. I hated funny. I was like, remind me who funny once again, because you're showing me flashbacks of Austin, but I don't think I'm getting the funny. Is this was, was this your standard for funny Austin? Oh, well then the clip that they show of Austin is just him making a comment about our boobs. I mean, where's the best comment of all time?

Look what God damn silly. I forgot about that. But seriously, Sierra, like the fact that you're completing West, West being funny with Austin being funny, I just don't think it's the same. Also, Sierra, let's not pretend that you were fucking Austin because he was funny. You were fucking Austin because he had another TV show and he had height. Installed. So let's stop.

Let's stop like, oh yeah, I was just with him because he was funny. No, no, funny was not the leading. Funny was not and continues to not be and has never been a leading characteristic of Austin Crow. Yeah, so then back to these two. Wanna go eat? I wanna go home, take you somewhere, we're gonna leave, I'm going in a car

with other people who are ready to go home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, my God, kick. This is why children are left on the side of the freeway right here. And the best part of that page already knows something's wrong, because she's like, hey, where are Amanda and Kyle?

They never sleep this late. Usually there's someone being really annoying and mopey around us at this time. Strange, we're having like a nice breakfast. This is a problem with the girl power thing that goes on on the show, because they're like, I'm a good breakfast. This is a problem with girl power thing that goes on on the show because they're like, I'm a good friend. I'm going to go talk to my girlfriend. It's like, oh no, you poor thing. You're just like, no, don't do that. Because of course she has to go talk to a fucking Amanda now because Amanda's making it as clear as day that something's going on. So now they all have

to go kiss Amanda's ass for the rest of the day. And listen to her bitch about Kyle, she's done this the whole fucking weekend, okay? And now they're gonna have to do it with Lindsay too. So all these people, you just need to, if your friend's just being a mopey asshole, just stop supporting it. It's okay to be like, I don't support you when you're like this, bye.

Yeah, that's something that you do in your 20s and maybe early 30s, but then eventually you say, they're gonna have to figure it out on their own. Yeah, because you realize those people never change. They never figure it out. They are always whining and the second that you're like, you know what? I love you and I respect you and I respect you're going through something, but until you're willing to make changes in your relationship, I can't listen to the same thing every day. Yeah. They hate you and will move on to the next person who will listen to every fucking

bit of it in their fifties. Trust me. It's like you're in the hand doesn't get better. Yeah. It's like hair. It's like thinning hair. It doesn't just magically get better. Okay.

It only goes downhill. Unless you have Rogan apparently. Um, so. Slows it. Doesn't stop it. Oh, well, I don't take it. I'm just going to thin away. So Paige goes up to Amanda because Kyle is saying like, yeah, I don't take it. I'm just gonna thin away. So Paige goes up to Amanda,

cause Kyle is saying like, yeah, I'm feeling that like sense of anxiety and dread like that I used to get, like that would get like when I was like out too late and drinking and making mistakes and coming home and realizing I did something wrong, except none of that happened this time. So Paige goes up to Amanda and Paige is like,

so they're all eating breakfast down there. I know they're so stupid. Right? Um, what's going on with you? Mopi face. And Amanda's like, oh, he just nice talking shit about me. I'm like, so over it, Kyle. Um, also Kyle knows that Paige obviously started this, right? Cause yeah, he talked to Paige and then Amanda's bad, you know, but also that's why Kyle talked to Paige. He's just bad. You know? But also, that's why Kyle talked to Paige. He's just trying to get a rise out of Amanda through Paige. Like, he's so obvious, you know?

So he's like, well, did you say something to her? Was it all about me? And she's like, it wasn't all about you. Oh, God, I guess I have to go take care of this shit now because you brought it to my attention. So she goes and Amanda just starts crying and going over the same thing. Like, oh, my God, all he does is complain about me to people.

He just wants to make me look like a shit. All the usual stuff. So now they all go down to the kitchen again and Paige is like, I don't have any eggs. And Jesse's like, okay, last season's storyline. Please don't make us sit around and watch you all take egg tests again. So they're like, Jesse Salomon, make a toast.

He's like, I'd like to toast, make a toast to new beginnings. And Danielle goes, and I don't think in this house, I've ever had such a good weekend. Like, does everyone remember a club send it? Right? Like how fun? We'll never forget. Right? Everyone's like, yay.

Fun weekend. Yeah. They're still trying to do their whole, hey guys, isn't it, hey producers, isn't this more fun without Lindsey and Carl? And I have to say, it's not. It's really not. I mean, I felt like it looked more fun for them. Obviously it wasn't as good TV for us,

but for sure you can see that they were, they were like, oh my God, we all like talked and hung out and acted like we weren't on a reality show, just we're actually with people we enjoy. But I think that they more, I think that they're being insincere because they still had to deal with Kyle and Amanda all weekend. Amanda, like making everything about her and Kyle being mean to her.

It's like congrats, because that's what you're going to get. If you get rid of Lindsay and Carl, it's going to be 24 hours of that, you know? Yeah. So Danielle telling us that she's had to do a lot of work to find her inner peace, but last year sucked. But now there's gonna be like a couple of people that, and next week there's gonna be a couple of people that it made last year such a suck.

Last year sucked because of Lindsay and Carl. So let's see if they're gonna make this year sucked too. I just wanna party, why are to party. Why aren't we partying? Why are we partying? So then they have to clean up before they leave. And so they're all outside taking trash and they find an ID and Sierra's like, we should put that in a vault

in case we need a fake ID one day. She's like, we're 50. Sarah, you're putting it in the oven. Oh, I thought this was a vault. So then- That's not an ID. That is literally a frying pan. It's an old hotdog. It's not an ID.

Sierra, put down the bun. That's not your passport. So then West jumps in the pool and I mean, it's like, hello? Did someone fall? Hello? Which by the way, that if someone's like drowning in a pool, that's what you should say. Hello?

Someone there? I love her survival instincts. So I have like wacky flirtation. She's like, oh my God, look at him still shooting off fireworks. It's over, okay? Get over it. So then Kyle is talking about West in Sierra. He's like, you and Sierra seem chummy, bro.

Do you even get a kissy kissy? Come on, bro. And he's like, no, man, I just like to plant the seed. Yeah, I'm not gonna need to sow the seed. You know, like water it. Like give it some vitamin for some sun. Yeah, vitamin D. Eee!

I'm gonna just say, I've said this a lot, and I know I'm being really negative today, but Lindsey and Carl aren't here to make me positive yet. Kyle has an issue. I know this show is all about having fun. I wouldn't be turned on either if I was married to Kyle. The guy's walking around in a mullet. He's drunk all the fucking like fall down drunk all the time.

He even goes into his confessional with a lover boy at some point. It's just sad, you know, I kind of get it together, bro. It is getting a little sad. So they're all getting ready to leave. Gabby's passed out in the foyer, so Danielle startles her just probably by saying, free invitation to club send it. No, no. Oh, sorry. I had a nightmare that club send it was a real place. It was. No. It was interesting oh no. It was interesting because she's sleeping on the bench.

Danielle comes up and screams in her face and goes, come on, let's go. Danielle's one of those people who just like thinks that's hilarious, you know? So she's like literally doubled over and laughed her. And Gabby is saying, um, I like felt a certain way about coming without Carl and Lindsay,

but like it's like been so nice with the girls without them like that. That's what you would have this one, which is better. Yeah. It's also weird the whole Gabby being like the new Danielle for Carl and Lindsay. It's sort of something that happened off camera between seasons. I guess we got like a hint of it during the reunion, but it's like, it's a weird thing. Like I'm like, oh, it's, I don't under, I don't know what the, what their relationship is. So to hear that Gabby is torn between up for the legions is,

it's like, okay, you're telling me this, but I don't know if I feel it. Well, so perfect example of what I just said, people like that, like Lindsay, cause Lindsay is like similar to Amanda in that way. Always complaining, always has something to bitch about about her boyfriend or her life or some drama going on. And the second you stop putting up with it, in this case, Danielle,

she just replaces you with the next one who's willing to do it. She needs a sidekick. Yeah. Remember Christina Gibson was the original, was her original sidekick was Christina Gibson, then came Danielle. and now we have Gabby. Yeah. I think, I see what you're saying a little bit about Gabby though, because Gabby seems to maybe be sticking around for the,

look, she's on the second season. Not everybody made it out of that season with the second season, but she did. And maybe there's something to that, you know, it's like I'll stick with Lindsay, but I don't think Gabby's stupid and I don't think she's just gonna sit around and be run over by Lindsay. No, I'm not saying it's anything to do with

through meditation. No, I'm not saying you're saying, I'm just saying like, I wonder that, I wonder with Gabby, I'm like, why is Gabby falling? Like Gabby seems better than this than to be just Lindsay's sidekick. It is surprising. It's just more like I don't understand, like I don't, I haven't seen like this new dynamic

that they all have. So for when Gabby's like, I just don't know because I'm kind of spiraling because it was so fun. And then if we add them into it, what's that gonna be like? And I'm like, I understand that you're tortured over this, but I don't understand what your relationship is with Carl and Lindsay.

So I don't know if I would feel like. I thought she was close with them last season. Was she? Yeah. She was like the only person who was being nice to them and the whole group. Everybody else was being mean to them. And Gabby was like being cool to Lindsay still. So that's when Lindsay started being cool with Gabby.

Cause she was only, she was like her only connection to the house. I guess I'm just feeling like they didn't really set this up. Like we didn't see photos of the three of them hanging out all the time, or maybe they did and I just didn't pay attention to it but either way this is a really un... this is not a major point and I don't really know why I stopped the whole podcast to discuss this. So um... The plotting of this show needs some more. I know you need a stab with your mouth somewhere else.

Commissions, here comes one right now. So they all get... they all go back to the city, which surprised me. I thought they'd spend the fourth out in the Hamptons, but they go back to the city and then we hear like a man, Trixie, Trixie, Monocle man. Say we hear a song that has all the usual generic lyrics. Like we run this town. Yeah. Don't ask me how to do it.

It must be all the swag. You know, we run this town. Yeah, it's going down Yeah Yeah, they're really they're really running this town cut to Carl playing horse in the park some guys look Carl So Carl's about Carl's really killing it Carl owning New York at the local park Yeah, three ball everyone three ball. Yeah. Yeahall and some guy goes razzle dazzle Carl y'all And then from outside the basketball court we hear Yeah, they're really trying he's's like, babe, babe, babe.

She's like, hey babe, hey. Babe, babe. We're not even playing horse today. We're playing babe. The first person to spell out babe wins. I already won because you're my babe, babe. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Like, I'm not even going to call you babe anymore because like people make fun of us. So I'm going to call you like dude now.

And she's like, is that supposed to be funny? Like you're not going to call me babe because people make fun of us so I'm gonna call you like dude now and she's like um is that supposed to be funny? Like you're not gonna call me babe because people make fun of it like aren't you even your own person anymore? Like who are you babe? They have these two have nothing in common just like watching the banter between them this forced banter she's like yeah show me the dunk show me the dunk I'll give you a water if you like and make a dunk. And then he like tries to do a dog and he can't do it. Well, I'll take it. He's on fire. You've earned your water, Carl. Come get your water, Carl.

And also it becomes a running theme in this thing that Lindsay thinks she's a good partner because she brings you water. Like that's Lindsay's passive aggressive way of saying that she's a good partner because she brings you water sometimes. Because she does it later in this episode and she's like, Mike, can you just be grateful that I brought you water? Thanks babe, thanks for water babe. Yeah, you earned your water, you earned it.

Look, I'm like such a good wife, I'm like bringing you water in the basketball game. You're such a water earner. Yeah, these two, it's like I said, two wrecks. You can't have a car wreck sitting next to a train wreck and think, oh, they're both wrecks, they have so much to call. The train wreck is like, you can't have a car wreck sitting next to a train wreck and think, oh, they're both wrecks. They have so much to call. The train wreck is like, well, I hit a school bus.

It was sad. And the car wrecks like, well, they didn't do an oil change. My engine ran out and then I got hit by an airplane. You know, I was like, well, is that it? And what's your favorite color purple? What's yours? Green. Nothing to do with each other.

Like we have nothing in common. We're just. Smokey piles of rubbish. Okay. They're just, you know what it is? One of them is trash, one of them is recycling. And for a moment they really just, they, they feel like they are bound to each other because they're both in the refuse area.

But eventually one is headed towards the recycling area and one is headed towards the dump. And the truth is they have different paths in life and they may be in bags and no longer wanted by the household but it does not mean that they're going to the same place. Yeah, I think that they have both settled and they both know that they've settled like they're settling.

Right, but they're settling thinking that there's something better. You know what I mean? It's like they're not bag of garbage wood. Right, but they're settling thinking that there's something better. You know what I mean? It's like they're not committed to settling yet. They both think that this situation is going to fix everything for them. Like for Carl, it's going to prove that he has matured. He is not a fuckboy. He can commit and that he has the the substance abuse issues that he dealt with were

the things that were keeping him back and that now he is capable of being a big boy. And for her it's that she doesn't have to look anymore, she can have the family, she's been like she she goes she burns through these guys over and over again but that was all because she was looking for the one and the one was there all along and it's a fairy tale. And so they can both feed into these things. Like this will all be fixed. All the issues are gonna be gone.

But they are like not gone whatsoever. No, they're not gone. So. But you know what it is? Those issues are not gone, but you know Alice isn't gone? What her? Cause she has some for you. I have you water! If you're good, you're a good little boy she does.

So she's all offended because he's gonna not call her babe, which is so hilarious, cause he doesn't even, he's being funny, but I think it's another situation also where it's the it's Carl trying making her look crazy on purpose like pushing her buttons you know what I mean and being concerned with a lot of people think right Lynn because he knows that that's gonna make her crazy like of course it's Lindsay so she's like don't even have your own break it's not the first time they've had the babe

discussion you know what I mean right so it's another example of him making her crazy now this doesn't mean I'm gonna excuse everything about Lindsey like I normally do, just because I think Lindsey's amazing, even though she's a fucking wreck. But I love Lindsey and I will fan out for Lindsey forever, even though she's always wrong. But she's pretty wrong in this episode, but I still see what Carl's. I still see what you're doing, Carl. Okay. Yeah, I feel like Carl is not fully, like, so Lindsey's like, he's like,

yeah, I'm not gonna say a baby anymore. I'm gonna say dude, wouldn't that be funny? And she's like, do you really care what people think about you? Like her little smile, like, I'm the support of life. It brings like water to like my man, so he's playing basketball. And then like the sweet smile just like drops

to this rage face of like, really, Carl? I thought we agreed, baby's wearing fling basketball. And then like the sweet smile just like drops to this rage face of like, really girl, I thought we agreed, baby's our word. And Carl's like, I'm just making a joke, I'm making a joke. And he has like this uncomfortable smile that is barely masking the sheer amount of resentment that he has for her. And she's like, well, that didn't work

cause it was not funny. Anyway, we're gonna go to the Hamptons. Like everyone's really meeting me up there. So I'm like, whatever. I'm like, we're going to have to worry about that. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I mean, at least we're like wedding planning and that's in a good place.

And he's like, well, I mean, we're like going through it for the first time. So it's like, who knows? Am I right? She's like, but we're in a good place right now. And he's like, I mean, like now, cause it was like a slower point, but it is going to be ratcheting up. So he's fucking with her.

Yeah. He is. He's fucking with her. That's whole episode. And then he's like, what? Oh my God, you guys,

Lindsay's so crazy. Yeah. He like, I could, I agree. Cause she was like, yeah, you know how there's like ups and downs and like lulls and valleys.

When you're like, I mean, actually you wouldn't know cause you don't help. You just do crunches on the floor while I'm like dealing with benders but like you know how it would be hard you know it's like you know how like when you play basketball and then you make sometimes you make a dunk but sometimes you don't make a dunk but you get water anyway that's like a wedding you know we're getting married in like two months isn't like crazy how close it is and he's like oh I just like want to go to summer and like Lot loose like I'm finally coming in my own as a single person

I mean is a sober person and it's gonna be a new Carl. Oh just kidding. Just kidding. It's just gonna be a regular Carl It's not Carl 8.0. Yes, you are you can say that you're not doing Carl 8.0, but of course you are Right and he's like, you know, like most couples, like, like, you know, we're like in a good place, but like, I think we've been like really dead set on this like wedding day and we're like excited, but it's also been incredibly stressful, even though I'm not doing any work,

but it's like stressful in theory. I mean, listen, you know when you're like sitting at an underpass at a red light, and like you see someone with a cardboard sign and you're like, oh my God, like that guy's just like going around begging for stuff. But like it still takes a lot of work to walk in between the cars and knock on windows. And I have to remember that, you know, as I watched Lindsay do basically the same thing, but like with free shit for our wedding.

So it's hard. It's hard on me. Yeah. By like the end of the summer, Karl, can we even realize we're gonna be looking at our calendars and we're getting married in two months? Isn't it crazy to think about? Isn't it crazy?

And he just wintzes like, oh God, oh God, what have I signed up to? I mean, I just kind of want this summer to be like, I just wanna have fun this summer and really let loose. Maybe I'll do something wild. Maybe I'll go to Barry's boot camp at like 730 in the morning. Instead of like seven, just be like a crazy summer. So they talk about how last year really sucked because the Danielle and everyone

was so me and Lindsay. Um, but hopefully it's better this year. And he's like, um, well, hopefully Danielle puts an effort too, but like, it's going to be okay. She has one invited her to the wedding as you know, and she hasn't even said anything about the wedding. And I'm like, ah, I mean, she better decide. So now that's the thing, like you have not RSVP'd in time.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Yeah, local in the perfect world. It'd be great if she could be at the wedding and like, be in like, good spirits and like, supportive and like, that'd be like, awesome. And like, if she doesn't want to go, it's like up to her, but we'd like love her to be there, right? Is not what we're saying, is that what, that's what we're saying, right?

Right? What are we saying again? So, so, so. So then Sierra is running this town for real, cause she's modeling for portfolio pictures. So we go see her getting into glam, and she's getting some new portfolio pictures. So we go see her getting into glam and she's getting some new portfolio pictures done. And she's basically like, I mean,

I didn't really move to New York to be a model, but I mean, a better try. I'm in New York city for a reason. It's not the microwave placement. By the way, that's so cool that that microwave can take pictures. It's a camera, actually. It's just a camera.

Then why did I just eat a piece of pizza out of it? Because you threw a piece of pizza at my camera. Yeah, you actually kind of ruined a $5,000 camera. Oh my God, my pictures look so greasy. Yeah! Yeah, you have a pizza on your head. Now we go to Kyle and Amanda at a restaurant where a waiter is pushing ginger margaritas on them.

Would you like to try our ginger margaritas? We have some wonderful ginger margaritas. I think you'd really enjoy it. A ginger margarita contest going on at this restaurant. I know. Do you win a new scarf? Do you win a new like fucking order taking pouch if you sell as many

ginger margaritas as you can. Can I start you guys off with any apps? Maybe a ginger margarita. I don't know. Maybe ginger margarita. Oh my God. The French fries are good. You want some ginger margarita with that?

Hey, you know what? You got less. So sir, you're blonde, but you know what? If you dyed your hair, you would be a ginger, which reminds me, we have some wonderful ginger margaritas anyone charge ginger margaritas Like look I just I know it's been a long time since we've had a date But I just want to like you know after the last weekend. I just wanted to have a date where I could just say like I'm sorry

Alright, I'm really sorry. Okay, and she's like I like, and like you're just like everything or nothing. And like, I know that you like to work, but like I don't like to work. And then like you, like you working doesn't mean I have to work. And he's like, yeah, but like, you literally have things you just don't do.

Like I have to do everything. And I'm like, how are we supposed to like do anything? Like if we can't even take care of the emails, like how are we supposed to have a baby? She's like, oh my God, babies aren't emails Kyle. And just because I don't like working doesn't mean I won't take care of a living thing.

Amanda, you're not doing your fucking job. Are you hearing this? You don't want to do your job and you're being fucking lazy at your job. And he's saying he has to do everything because you're not doing it and then you get mad that he's working too much. Do your fucking job.

Go get a job. That's what I said. Exactly. But I can also see Kyle being one of those people that's like, Well, I've taken on a million things because this is my damage in life is that I have to bury myself into work in order to move forward and feel good about this. So why aren't you taking out a million things also? And she's like,

because I don't operate like that. She's like, Kyle's a workaholic. He's very passionate and like, he works all hours the day and I will never work that much And he feels like that translates in all aspects of our life Like I'm not pulling weight anywhere because I'm like not sending emails at 3 a.m. So that being said like he is a workaholic You're not a workaholic and that's totally okay and maybe good, but also you can't change people So why you're in a relationship with a workaholic and maybe you don't shouldn you're in a relationship with a worker,

a holic and maybe you don't shouldn't be in a work relationship with a worker. A holic, they shouldn't work together. They shouldn't work together. And here's why I'm on her ass about the work stuff because she complains that he works too much, but her thing she brags about like, well, my thing is the merch and merch sells a ton of stuff. So I'm the one who designed the merch. Yeah, but your merch idea was stolen.

You guys got sued because your, your logo was stolen. That's your, that's like, that's the one thing you're in charge of. And it was stolen by a company called Loverboy. And it's the same exact logo. I just looked up Loverboy lawsuit right now. Now this is from two years ago. It's, I'm only bringing it up because they're still bringing up the same shit over and over, but that's, that's, that's who he's arguing with.

You know what I mean? It's like, well, why are you doing your job? Well, just go get it. I think you guys should work together. I think she also, uh, the other thing is that she's like, he's like, I just want help and I want you to take on more responsibilities. And she goes, but you literally make it sound like I'm a shit person. So she obviously assigns value to these things, right?

In a way that like if someone, he's like, hey, can you help me out? And then she feels like because she's not helping out, she's a shitty person, which means that probably somewhere along the way, probably one of her parents kind of told her, you're not doing what you should be doing and that makes you a bad person.

So that's why she probably takes it also through personally. Well I think she's trying to equate it so that he can't say that. It's like, oh my god, you're saying I'm not working? Well, now you're just basically calling me a shitty person. Which he's not at all. You know, but it makes him back down. And he's like, well, I don't listen. That's not what I'm saying. And she's like, but we need to focus on how we communicate

because like if I feel super sad and beaten down after an argument, I'm not going to be productive. Okay. So now he doesn't make you feel good enough to go to work. You're fired. I think they both should be fired maybe from each other. And he is basically like, I think that maybe what I have to do is like work on my communication and I'll let it build up, which is what he said, like every single year.

So anyway, they eventually- But he is communicating very clearly, here's what I need, not to do everything. And she's like, but now you're calling me a terrible person? So I mean, I don't really know. I just, here's what I say. I need to quit this relationship.

I quit. I know, I know. So now it's Friday and Amanda's bringing the dogs to the house because one of the dogs has an eye infection and she wants to keep an eye on the dog. Sounds fine. So glad. So glad you brought an infected dog

into the home you were all vacationing at. I'm going to, this is my guess. She's bringing the dogs, that way she can focus her energy on the dog instead of Kyle. Like this is clearly, you know, when you talk, we talked a lot with Kyle Richard, it's like, oh, this is a classic case of like someone buried all their energy into their kids and other kids are off to school. So now they have to come face to face with the only issues in their relationship. And this is what's happening here. She's like, you know what, fuck it, I can't deal with Kyle.

I'm just going to focus on this dog. And this dog will make me happy. And as long as I'm happy from the dog, I'll be happy with Kyle and everything will be fine. Everything will be good. So some people start arriving back at the house and then we see Jess and Jesse and West driving together and they're like bonded now because they went to a WNBA game and it was Jesse's first.

And that's something you just don't forget. And then we see them. I saw that actually on the news. I saw them at the game and then I thought it was so strange how Jesse started just like got on the court and started hitting on the girls in the middle of the game. It's like, sir, you really don't have any boundaries. He's like, Hey, I heard you all had girlfriends.

Totally. I could be your Lisa Leslie. Um, so, uh, anyway, so they're talking. Totally. I could be your Lisa Leslie. So anyway, so they're talking, they're totally bonded and they had a great time. And he was saying how, Jesse's saying that when he got to the house, he was on a 24 hour tightrope. He comes in, doesn't know anyone,

they were having a party, but then I remember I'm tall and I've got dimples. So not really a problem for me. I don't have to do anything in these relationships. I'm the tallest one there. So he's like, who do you like? He's like, I thought you knew I liked Sierra, bro. Like, obviously we're going to get married.

He's like, well, good luck. He's like, I thought we were already together. What the hell, bro? It's like, yeah, good luck with that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I thought he's like, well, I hope you guys hit it off. It's like, I thought we were getting it off.

So then Paige is like, hey, Kyle, I have an uncomfortable question to ask, but I have to ask it. Do you know that this is an oven and not a microwave? I just want to make sure everyone's on the same page in this house. She's like, when you have sex with Amanda, does she grab that stupid mullet

or does she just ignore it and like call out somebody else's name? Like I would, because seriously, like I would have to tell myself sale like 30 times to come. And he's like, uh, I've never really thought about it sexually before I guess. Oh, well, he's like how, and then Danielle's like, um, how often do you envision them having sex? Page is like, um, I've thought about it probably only like four times in my life, but like today it was just like, all I could think about was that mullet.

So like, anyway, I guess that says, I guess it just speaks about how bored I am these days. Anyway, are you nervous about Lindsay and Carl coming? Yeah, and then he was like, oh my God, I just wanna party. Why aren't we partying? Why aren't we partying right now? Clips and then, clips and then's like, Oh my God, I just want to party. Why aren't we partying? Why aren't we partying right now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You love that. Yeah, the dogs just come running out and cross our hey I don't know how are you girls? Oh, hey, what's up? I come I come bearing gifts on some lobster tails

What's going on? He looked great by the way. Everyone looks great by the way. Oh, these are like lobster tails 8.0 Huh, they're like so much better than they were last summer who were better than they were at the summer before that like Lobsters of all guys can't wait to cook you some. Um, does the air fryer work the summer? Cause I thought it broke last summer. I was like, wow, I love when Lindsay talks about metaphors for so many things in her life. Yeah. Um, so then just people are just like arriving,

but Lindsay starts drinking some rosé. And Danielle's like, um, hey, uh, I thought you weren't drinking Rose. I didn't really stock at a club Sunday last night in preparation for you. She's like, no, I don't drink Rose, but like, I want to just keep it low. Cal. I'm supposed to be keeping it low Cal's, but I want you to have some Rose right now. So she's feeling awkward because the girls are kind of like, oh my God, hi,

hi, where were girls? And then Lindsay's just kind of standing over there wondering about air friars. And so she's like, oh my god, this is like so awkward because there are like girls here who are like, it's so many demands off you. And then we see a clips of the reunion her and Paige going at each other and Paige saying, um, Lindsay told Danielle that she hates us and she has since the moment she laid eyes on us. And Lindsay's like, I don't even have hate in my bones because if I did, I would be hateful like you are. And Paige's like, you're literally insane.

So then Jesse and West come in and across like, all right, Jesse, like, what's up, brother? Nice to meet you. Let's get over with, let's get back to back, bro. Let's do it, back to back, back to back. Hey, do you do your dunk? Cause if you can dunk, free waters in it for you from Lindsay y'all Do you play horse or babe?

First like baby's the harder game because when you get to the second be it's like easy to forget which be your on You have to start all the way over again You know we should play together, dude The world is babe. So they go back to that. So they like, they do it a height comparison. And I think Carl's taller. But. Yes, taller.

Once they're actually together, Carl does have that poof. So I don't know if it's tall in security, like he's worried that someone's gonna be taller than him, or if it's like a thinning hair insecurity. I don't know what it is, but a grown man with that poof has to have something wrong. So yeah, well, it's a lot of proof. So then West, then Carl sees West, he's like, oh, West leg holds a goal.

Oh, and then there's like a lot of hugging and Carl's like, all right, I want so dinner's not like some 15. So like you look great at one, but like you got 45 minutes, lucky about, okay. So then we have a very important scene, which is West's trying to be accommodating to Lindsay about bets. Yeah. So Lindsay's autopist, right? I don't know what she thought if she was going to go to the white house and

then people were going to leave her the main bedroom because I know that in Lindsay's head, she's thinking, Oh really? Well, Kyle and Amanda always got the master bedroom because they're the couple and now me and Carl are a couple and we're like going to get married and we're engaged. So surely they're going to give us a special treatment of giving us the master bedroom, but they didn't.

And guess what makes it even worse? Page has it. Yeah. Her enemy. So it's so low. So Lindsay and her enemy. So that's what I think is a bubbling under here with Lindsay and she is pissed. And Wes is like, well, did you have to pick a room?

Because I have that room upstairs. You can have that one if you want it. And she's like, oh, the hot one? Thanks. Thanks. It's like, no, no, no, it's not hot. It's just that I sleep hot, so I need to have like a fan kicking my ass. And she goes, yeah, because like last year,

it was like the hottest room of like, you know, in our house, like people actually call it like the Carl and Lindsey room, but not because we were in there. It's just because it was like hot the way we are. Is that a happy couple? And he's like, well, do you mean the one in the top corner ride?

I mean, why don't you try it out and tell me if you like the temperature. She goes, um, I mean, I know the house. I, I've been here like for years and years and you don't overstep. He's like, sorry. He's like, yeah. Uh, he's like, I don't know. He's like, I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm like new in the house and I know their relationships with Carl Lindsey aren't good, but like, whoa. Yeah. He doesn't know why she's pissed. And, uh, Carl pret he doesn't know why she's pissed. And Carl pretends not to know why she's pissed either,

even though he of course totally knows why she's pissed. And she's like, well, they left us a choice, but there's only one with the bathroom. And so that's the only choice. So thanks a lot, Dix. So she's like doing like the slime, I guess it's like the international sign for good vibes. Like a shaka.

She was doing this. So yeah, this. So, and by the way, they all, Carl and Lindsay also told Wes before the summer, like, yeah, like you can be friends with like anyone, cause like even though we don't have great friendships to everyone right now, like, don't let that stop you from like having friendships. I was like, no bearing on like our feelings. So it's totally fine.

Like be friends with whoever you want to be friends with. Which is a total trap that Wes is gonna fall into and it's gonna be a disaster for him. Yep. Cause that's not how Lindsay works. Carl will be like that because Carl will be like, oh my God, you know what? You should totally be friends with Paige.

She's cool. And then when Lindsay gets pissed, he'll be like, oh my God, look how jealous Lindsay is that you're friends with Paige. Oh. So now Danielle, I love it. That's a good thing about watching every episode of the show for years and years. You really underst...

You feel, even if I'm wrong, like you totally feel like you know who these people are. And it's so nice. It's like it feels so comfortable to just watch this and be like, she's fucking crazy and here's exactly how she's going to go crazy. And then watch it all unfold. I just love it's like my nature channel, you know? Yeah, since season one. So now they're all moving into their rooms

and Danielle is struggling with her suitcase. And she's, and so she's gonna have like, Jessie help, but then she changes her mind and goes, wait, I'm in my bad bitch era. I got this. I was like, oh gosh, Danielle, you just make me cringe in ways I didn't think I could even cringe.

She's like, hey, suitcase, we're in a party, right? Yes, suitcase, that's part of suitcase. Club sandwich, my bad, bitch, you're right. So suitcase is like, can we please just be friends? So then Kyle goes to talk to Danielle when she's in her, well, there's more iciness with Carl and Lindsay in their room, West is just like, get me out of here, cause Lindsay's still pissed.

And so Kyle talks to Danielle about the lamps. He's like, love the lamps. Okay, what do my Martha Stewart? Okay, I'm here to talk about Lindsay. How are you with Lindsay? And she's like, I mean, I don't know. And then Lindsay passes by the door and he's like, oh my God, Lindsay!

Shh! I, that iciness between Lindsay and Carl in that room, I felt so bad for Wes because he's clearing his stuff out of the bathroom. And then Lindsay and Carl are just like having, they are so angry at each other, but speaking in like a nice way. And he's like, what's wrong?

Nothing. I mean, you're not happy with the room? No, it's not. Like what? Like what? Like good vibes, good vibes. I mean. No, it's fine what's wrong nothing. I mean you're not happy with the room. No, it's not like what like what like good vibes Good vibes. I mean, no, it's fine. It's fine. Okay, sounds good Fine. I'm fine. Don't don't don't work it up girl. I'm fine. I'm happy car. I'm happy girl. It's like whoo This is So bad

Not good So then So then yeah, so Kyle then talks about the lamps and everything and Danielle is saying it's being an adjustment and Lindsay walks by and now Carla's grilling outside and, um, and, uh, Amanda is just focusing on the dogs. And then we, then we see Jesse singing to himself in his room and he's like, I know, I know, I know, I know. And I was like, oh, this guy really people,

we talked about this last week, but people really made this guy think he has a beautiful voice. And it's just, he's so handsome. He can do anything and you'll be like, you're so good at that. But literally he could, I'm trying to think of something stupid that someone could do. But like, if he was a checkout guy, I'd be like, you are so talented at checking people out at the grocery store. Like I've literally never thought

that there should be an award for this, but there should be. You are so good at it. He, I think he thinks he has like American Idol vocals, but I think he has more like rabbi vocals. Like he has good enough, like a good enough singing voice that you can get up in front of a congregation and you can sing prayers and it sounds nice.

It's nice. It's good. But like no one's giving you a record contract anytime soon. But like you can hold a room. You can hold a room. Girl, take off your shirt, put a little auto tune on it. I'll fucking buy that album. Bring it on.

I love that song. I know, I know, I know. I know. That's a bop. I know. I know. That's a bop. I know. So good. It's a bop. So good.

From the summer. I know, I know, I know. He's hot and his mouth is just so big. And deeply humongous. It's the biggest mouth. It's like Julia Roberts sized. And you know I love Julia Roberts. Not necessarily sexually, but I just love her so much

and she happens to have such a big mouth that I just love people with big mouths. I think they're great. They're great. They can do no wrong. So now they, the guys are all downstairs in the kitchen while everyone's getting dressed up and Carl's like, hey, so how about this?

Like to the boys, yeah. Hey, those are Carl's like, hey, so how about this? Like to the boys, yeah, hey, there's like four dudes. Okay, we got three days, okay? Like cheers boys, cheers boys, to the guys. You look great by the way, shout out to the boys. Shout out to the boys. So the guys are like, who are the guys? What are the girls doing?

They're probably gonna take forever getting ready. Hey, when the girls come down, we should applaud them because like they actually came down, they didn't just spend all night getting ready. They're girls. And then the girls come in, we should like applaud them. Cause like they actually came down, they didn't just spend all night getting ready. They're girls. And then the girls come in, they're like, oh my God, the girls did it. So then they go outside,

they all sit down at the table and Paige is like, okay everyone, so we're gonna play a game and before everyone watching at home turns off their TV, for me saying that, I'm just gonna say, okay, it'll be just like, it'll just be probably the two newbies, okay, just for two people. And you have to say something that the people sitting here wouldn't know about you, okay? So they start with

West and it's like, well, I've been to all 50 states and paid just like, okay, that's kind of lame, but like, whatever, sure. He's like, no, but just because my parents wanted to do it together, and I guess I just happened to be there with them. That is like so sad. Anybody else, is anybody else new here? Hey, person with the big mouth, big mouth Solomon. What say you?

And he's like, I'm a 18 times cancer survivor. I've had cancer literally everywhere, and I'm okay, I think for the most part, but yeah, I had cancer. And they're like, what? Like no one's expecting that, you know? Right. And then he actually tells a really nice story about like how at first he had testicular cancer and it happened so fast they took out one of his balls and then he thought it was fine but it had spread. So at first he was like,

I didn't even really feel like a cancer survivor because it went so fast, but then I really found out what it's like to be sick and then have to be taken care of by my family. And you know, it's actually really interesting. Yeah, and he has his five year checkup in Argus, which is like a big deal, et cetera. So everyone's like, wow, Jesse.

And then Wes is like, oh my God, imagine if he went first, that would be totally bad. It's like, I had to say like, I went to all 50 states. I went to all 50 states. Okay, so then now things are happening. Oh, also I have to point out before they went outside, so everybody's going outside to gather for this dinner. And it just shows Lindsay going into the kitchen by herself

and just chugging something. She's like, oh god, here we go. My first dinner with these fucking assholes. So we know that Lindsay is about to just tie one on, which for anybody who watches this show is like, yay, this show just got getting in. So they all get dressed up. So they're ordering some lifts

and they're all gonna go out. So normally this is the time for a Trixie monocle, like, pachy pachy pachy, we own this town. But instead the music is very tense. It's very, very tense. And then it's like one hour later from when they went out and in come Lindsay and Gabby returning to the house and Lindsey is like, um, this is why I do as much as I can to like not be around them.

I was like, what happened? So we see a rewind and everybody's telling the story from their point of view and Lindsey's like, um, we were on our way to the club and I got to live with the boy who went, um, I already knew was going to look weird because the girls were gonna be like she hates girls and so I was like You know what? I like I they're gonna they're gonna use this against me and I told Carl I and then Carl said and Carl's like home. I say calmly like it was like calm as you can be I was like baby. You're fine. Like it's like calm as you can be it. I was like baby you're fine like it's not that deep And by the way, I love the gloss that they're both putting on this because she says I expressed my concern to girl

Which I'm like, you know is not oh, I expressed my concerns like This is your fault. Why did you choose this humor? We should have gone to the girls and now you would decide to go to the guys But I can't like not go with you so like why would you do this to me girl? And he's and then he's like I I said, babe, you're fine. I can see that, but it's not that deep. Which is like, babe, be quiet. Come on, man.

Like, first of all, I really want to like just like workshop dude a little bit instead of babe. And like, you won't even let me do that. And now you're like yelling at me, no, in the back of the super, like it's like, not cool, dude, babe, dude. See, I can't even say babe right anymore. Cause now I'm like caught between the two of them, dude. I don't even know what to say anymore.

I'm just like, he basically just shut me down and dismissed my feelings altogether. And he's like, and then she gets like literally like right in my face. And she's like, what are you on right now? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh. So then Kyle's like, I can't even put into words

just how quickly Lindsay went from zero to 100. I'm like, you don can't even put into words. Just so quickly, Lindsay went from zero to 100. I'm like, you don't have to put into words. We can just watch literally any other season of the show and we will see it and we will know. Yes. And so even Jesse's like, what the fuck? You know? So then Gabby is like, so we get to the bar

and then they're like immediately like, where are they at? Like Lindsay's like, I'm leaving. And I'm like, can I get a drink for her? So, but no, I can't. So we had to leave. So that's kind of the story. I agree with you that obviously this was like screaming

and yelling and making everybody else feel completely awkward. Because it's Carl on Lindsay. Because Lindsay's drunk. And when she's drunk, she's very insens- No, she's very sensitive and she's very insecure. And she reads into things again, just watch season one of the show and watch her relationship with Ere.

So then the pretty. But she also is like, these girls were so mean to me and they're gonna be fucking mean to me again. And you better have my back. And he was like, I'll have your back. So then when they get in the car, and she's like, oh my God, these girls are gonna use it against me.

Instead of being like, you know what? I'll make sure babe, that doesn't happen. And I've got your back. I told you I'd watch out. against me instead of being like, you know what, I'll make sure babe, that doesn't happen. And I've got your back. I told you I'd watch out. Even though she's being unreasonable, he's telling her, come on, like it's not that big of a deal. You're reading shit into it, which makes her feel dismissed, which is like her big thing, you know, like she has a huge amount of issues around being dismissed.

So then the producers are asking Amanda about what happened. And she's like, Lindsay was like visibly upset and like, wait, hold on. I actually took notes because I was like, this is so good, but I also want to get drunk, so I don't want to forget. So this is so fucking Amanda. I can't even, she starts seeing Lindsay getting a fight. So she whips out her phone and starts taking notes on notes. I mean, that is.

It's so shady, but also thank you. But also thank you for, for making sure you wrote it down. So she says, Lindsay, she's like, Lindsay was saying to me and to Gabby, he's on something. He's so mean to me. I can't do this. I think he's on something. Those are my notes. I was like, well, you probably didn't have to take notes for that.

That's pretty easy stuff. And she's really going there, Lindsay, because they're back home. Lindsay was wasted. And she's like, you know, I'm leaving independence with something's going on with Carl. The way he spoke to me was like a very reminiscent of like Carl on Coke. And I don't know what happened to him, but he was not sober today. Oh, no. See, here's the thing.

When I first saw this in the previews, I was like, well, you, cause it, in the preview, obviously it's very short. Cause it's a preview, but it makes it look like she said some offhand thing, like, are you on Coke or something? And then he freaked out and was like, you accused me of being on Coke.

And my opinion when I saw that was like, if you were a raging addict, and listen, I'm coming from a place where I've been there. Okay. And someone tells me, are you on Coke? It's almost like I can't get mad because they dealt with me so much on Coke that I just have to be like, no, I'm not on fucking Coke. And I would you have this, you know, like,

I was kind of like get over it. That was my opinion when I first saw him. Same. I thought it was going to be some, I personally thought when I saw the preview that she'd say something like, oh, you're high right now. Shut up. Like,hand, like, oh, how could you say that to me? I'm in recovery. But now, I'm with you. This is terrible. This is bad.

This is outright accusations. And I was even, my mind was even going there to support her to be like, oh, she probably said something like, what are you going on with? And he heard it like, what are you on? I was like, he probably missed her. I was literally doing the mental like workarounds, but no, she is fully accusing him.

And it's not only that, but she's going behind his back on camera telling everybody and the country over and over that she's questioning this over. Yeah, it's not cool. It's really not cool. It's so wrong. And so then we go back, we're seeing more fun at the club and then we're back at the house and Lindsay's like in like Gabby's bed or something and she's like, something is like wrong with Carl. Like the way he's like speaking to me like he was cocaine Carl tonight. Like it's weird. It was go Carl cookie car and Gabby's like, um, okay. So let me call him. So she calls up Carl and say, Hey, you good? Yeah. We're like on the way. Like, are you guys already home?

Yeah, we got home like a while ago. Just want to make sure you guys are good. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks for checking. We'll be home in 10 minutes. He's like so high right now. I can hear how high he was. Like, that was a good, like, cocaine girl right now.

Yeah, and so she's like, oh, now that you called, now he's finally texting me, and he he's saying we can have this conversation tomorrow If you want we need to get a good night's sleep or whatever and she's Lindsay writes back Let me know when you're sober. Oh my god. First of all Even beyond the fact that this is so uncool that you're doing this on national tv and to another cast member instead of just talking to him privately That's beyond uncool. But the fact that you are with this wasted and coming after somebody, this is, and we knew this was going to happen when, when she was doing her whole like, I'm sober for Carl. And then she's like,

well, no, I'm not going to be totally sober for Carl. I mean, that was just in the beginning. Drugs and alcohol are a huge part of their relationship because they've got such an issue with it on their own that it's, it's going to be very hard to have a relationship when you both that's like another person in your relationship. You know what I mean? Well, he's also like she's like a bad drunk. So that's like not a good.

Mints. Who was he out doing coke with like and drinking with all the time. His friends, they're all doing it. It's not like it was just Carl. So a legend made them do that though. Andy Cohen made them doing it. It's not like it was just Carl. So Andy Cohen made them do that though. Andy Cohen made them do it. So Lindsay's like, yeah, I said, let me know when you're sober.

And Gabby's like, what? And then Carl's like, I'm sober right now, Lindsay. You're not, period. And she goes, no, sure. But like before I know, you were awful to me and you were so mean to me, send. So I'm like you I cannot even believe Oh, like this is terrible. This is so bad because

This also has to fill Carl with this idea that like is this what our life is gonna be like anytime Like she's gonna just like use my sobriety against me and she's gonna like anytime she feels wronged or whatever She's gonna accuse me of being like on drugs. Like that's... I mean, yeah. Basically. I'm not sure your hypothetical is yes. And so he's like, I mean, guys,

my heart is like racing when I say, not because of cocaine, just because it's like racing in general. But like, I'm like shaking. Not from cocaine, not from cocaine either. Okay, it's like beyond hurtful. So he's like, that's the person I'm like shaking. Not from cocaine, not from cocaine either. Okay, it's like beyond her full. So he's like, that's the person I'm supposed to marry. Fuck that, you know? So then Amanda, of course,

Amanda and Kyle are kind of, the fire in their relationship is relic because they can talk shit about Lindsay again. And that turns Amanda on. Like she just loves it. She's like, oh my God, Lindsay is accusing Carl of being on Travis. It's like, I'm surprised we didn't get a full on sex scene

from them tonight. I know. She's like, making this accusation to someone who is sober is hurtful, but if the sober person is your, the person is supposed to marry in a few months, that is like the most fucked up accusation you can make. I feel alive. I feel like I can see colors again.

This is amazing. We're back. I feel like I can see colors again. This is amazing We're back. I'm in love with you again So here's my question. Why is she jumping to that? How's there have there been relapses and stuff that we're not talking about because I don't know To just come out with that Randomly out of the blue and come this intensely with it seems like there would have been some relapses which by the way is normal in any attempt at sobriety or any kind of sobriety so even if that happened it's not like I'm not judging it I'm just wondering because the way this is being presented is that Lindsay

is coming out in nowhere accusing Carl of all this stuff another thing is we didn't see them out so we don't know what's going on and that sucks on this show when they go is we didn't see them out. So we don't know what's going on. And that sucks on this show when they go out and we don't actually see what happens because we have to take their words for it. And we know that nobody on reality television is trustworthy. They're all gonna color in their own way.

So. Yeah, I don't know. But now it's the morning and Carl wakes up alone in his bed, their bed. And so Lindsay comes back and she has her water. She gives him some water, like resentfully. Here's your water. And he's like, oh.

Well, this is two things. This is one, two passive aggressive one, right? Because she's like, look at me, I bring you water, like we said earlier. But it's also a cocaine insinuation because you wake up with complete cotton mouth when you do coke. So it's also like another little dig in a way.

You know, so is that why he is like, Oh, yeah, well, I'm not having any water right now, but that's why it seems offended that she brought him water. He's like, well, I don't need this. And he puts it on the, on her bedside table and says like, I don't need that, but thanks. Oh, so you're like not having water right now. Like, why can't you just say like, thank you? Is it? And he's like thank you? Is it okay?

Thank you. And he's like, you were treating me like shit. No, no, she says you were treating me like shit. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, you felt like that. Yeah, I didn't treat you like shit, Lindsay. I'm sorry, you felt like that. I was trying to talk to you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I felt like that.

It's like, I'm sorry you felt that way even though you were totally wrong. I'm like, that felt like that. It's like, oh, but I am sorry. You thought that way, even though you were totally wrong. I'm like, then our policy. So she's just pushing and pushing and he's doing that. Look at me. I'm so calm and you're crazy kind of thing. But then he starts kind of, kind of getting pissed off. And I think he was probably waiting to bring up this sobriety thing when they can either have a real conversation or whatever, but he doesn't really bring it up at first but he's

like listen you know she's saying you're taking your feelings out about everybody else on me and he's like no this started in the car when you got all pissed off at me about nothing and she's like this is the worst weekend ever and we should just go home now and he's like fine if that's what you want to let's do it and she's like stop acting like you're not trying to do this because you're just saying things like sorry you feel that way Carl. Yeah and he's like I know what I said I'm sorry that I'm- Don't you say I'm sorry that you feel that way.

He's like yeah because I literally think I had a different experience. Yeah well you're incapable of understanding my experience? Yes I am I'm a terrible person. No, I'm not allowed to have an opinion about how you spoke to me last night. Have you noticed that argument comes up in both of the couple fights? Oh, I guess I'm just a terrible person, you know?

Yeah. If you have no other argument, you must be saying I'm terrible. So he's like, listen, you were wasted and you woke up pissed off. And she's like, oh, well, you're the one who is clearly doing other things. And he's like, well, you were wasted and you woke up pissed off. And she's like, Oh, well, you're the one who was clearly doing other things. And he's like, well, well, but then she also does this thing where like, she's, she's come in so passive aggressively and, uh,

she's like really angry at him. And then she goes, Oh, let me know when you're not angry. Let me know when you're not angry. She's like, well, she comes in poking at him to piss him off. And once she finally gets him pissed off, she's like, Oh, well now you're, Oh, you're pissed now. Oh, great. So now we have to talk with you being angry. She's like, well, she comes in poking at him to piss him off. And once she finally gets him pissed off, she's like, Oh, well now you're, oh, you're pissed now. Oh, great. So now we have to talk with you being angry. Yeah. How about you? Like we're trying to have a, we're trying to have a constructive conversation, like try not to be angry.

He's like, I'm not angry. You're the one that's drinking all night. It wakes up angry. I'm ready. You're the one that was clearly doing other things. And he's like, I'm, you know what, I'm going to go for a run right now. I was like, gonna go for a run at 730, but he ruined all I'm doing it at 7am instead. So she's like, wait a minute, then let me ask you a question. Why did you say I'm sober right now? And he goes, Lindsay, I'm sober. She goes, oh, then why did you say right now then? And he's like, because I was saying in that moment, you were not sober and I was sober right now. You drank all day long, you're fucking rude. and I'm trying to be supportive,

and you're shutting me down, and you're fucked up. And she's like, oh, now you're screaming at me. Oh, now you're screaming at me? Which is like classic Lindsay, because yeah, because what I'm upset, okay? I'm allowed to be upset, and I'm allowed to have emotions, and like you ever hear about that, like you're allowed to get pissed off

whenever the fuck you want. And she's like, don't scream, I don't scream, which is hilarious. Lindsay not screaming. Yeah, I'm not really sure what went on here. I wish we could have seen because, listen, I've been saying these people are on Coke for years. So it's not like I'm beyond the saying that someone's on Coke, you know? And I've been sober when I've not been so.

I've been saying I'm sober sometimes when I've not been so. Like, I kind of get a lot of different aspects from this. So while, yes, it's horrible what Lindsay's doing. Part of me is like, was he, like, did he, what's been going on and why is she going so hard about this? Like, has this been a recurring problem? I don't know, I want to know. But this relationship is clearly broken,

but it's broken in a more fun way than Kyle and Amanda's. Is that it? It is. Well, it is. Let's think anything to say. And she's, and she's trying to do that thing. She's like, I don't scream. I'm like, could we please roll the clip of like, how many sandwiches have you

brought me? And then he's like, I'm not screaming. You were screaming. He's like, I'm frustrated. He gets some rest. So he storms out and then he comes back and it's like, you look great brought away and then he leaves. And that's the quote. I mean, continued. yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I'm with you.

Like you do have nagging suspicions, but all I can go off of is what Lindsay said and did, which was really so bad. Like that is, that is so bad what she did to the person you wanna marry. So they've been saying, obviously when Carl called up the wedding right before the wedding day, everyone's like boo Carl, boo Carl. And like definitely I was, I was like, yeah, this is classic Carl, classic Carl. But the whole cast was like,

just wait till you watch the season, just watch the season. So now I'm like, okay, now we're gonna see the other side. Now the other shoe drops, and then we're gonna have to make our final verdict, but not looking good. This is bad piece of evidence for Lindsay. Yeah, I will say that I don't believe

that Carl is this angel that he's pretending to be. I mean, we've seen Carl, drugs are no drugs. Carl is Carl. I don't know, by the way. He had a really good season last year, and it was also a really rough season for him too so there's like some understanding that comes with a lot of that but I also am looking at this seeing Carl poke poke poke

poke poke and act like whenever she has a problem with something is like well I'm just happy to go lucky and calm I don't understand why Europe's that you know so you know, I think Lindsay definitely went overboard with that. Definitely not team Lindsay on that whole drug accusation on national TV thing over and over again. But I'm also smart enough after watching the show for a long time not to just believe everything

that Carl says at face value. So. That's true. Yeah, cause I, Carl is still Carl. Carl's still Carl, Lindsay's still Lindsay. They are a disaster and now the cracks are not just showing. These aren't just cracks. These are like, they're just,

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