Watch What Crappens - #2343 The Traitors: Swimming With Parks

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

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that was on there and I still look like tan mom. So there you go. Why do they put brown tint on it? I don't know, it's tinted brown. I don't know why. Whatever chemical thing it is, or maybe it's pulling out my tint. I don't know, maybe it's pulling out my Lebanese. I don't know, it's tinted brown. I don't know why. Whatever chemical thing it is, or maybe it's pulling out my tint. I don't know, maybe it's pulling out my Lebanese.

I don't know what it's doing. If it's chemically peeling away the lab in me, I don't know. But wow, it's something. I come here looking crazy every time. And now I wait for my face to slowly fall off. Mm. Well, everybody, thanks for coming to the show. We're not sponsored by Chemical Peels, which you would never guess from listening to me for two seconds.

But we are also not sponsored by Bravo, and we're going to talk about them anyway. So welcome to our Bravo show. Today we are talking about a Peacock show though, and it's called Traders. But before we get into that, come see us on our European tour. Guess where? London, Dublin, and Birmingham. Okay? Those are our places. It's going to be in May. Tour, guess where? London, Dublin, and Birmingham, okay? Those are our places. It's gonna be in May. Also in May, we're gonna be in Los Angeles.

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probably later today or tomorrow morning, uh, but that will be on the main feed. So, uh, if you're wondering where that is, it's coming. We haven't recorded it yet. We haven't talked about it yet, but that's coming. The other thing to talk about is I'm really excited to go to London because I spent a large chunk of this weekend, like probably like many, many, many hours catching up on Love Island All Stars UK. I'm only on episode 22, but I basically watched like 20 episodes this week, this weekend. So I'm doing that partially because I'm a big Love Island UK fan, but also because I really want to work on my British accents.

So that way I can just like fit in seamlessly when I'm over there, you know, and I'll be like, I'm a scout, I'm a scout. We like nice things in skies. I don't know if that's accurate or not. You're quite fair, aren't you? Scotland? Actually, it's very appropriate. So there's a guy named Anton on Love Island UK,

at least that where I'm at again, I'm behind. The show is actually over, but he's Scottish. And I feel like it makes me sad that Alan Cummings isn't more Scottish because Anton's really Scottish sounding. And I've really been enjoying hearing him talk. He's like, what you got here? Is you just have to like lean into it like I'm a slow banner but like you know I'm like here for you. And I just really enjoy his voice and I just wish I had him. I honestly just wish I had a better, I just wish I had any reason to do his voice so I basically

just made up this little preamble now so I could see if I could talk Scottish. Okay so I'm really on one this morning Iamble now so I could see if I could talk Scottish. Okay, so I'm really on one this morning. I'm really not focused. Okay, let's talk about the traders. Episode nine of the treaters. What does I like to call it? Murder.

Murder. So sad. By the way, a song that I hate. I don't like that song either. I heard it today. I heard it while I was being traumatized in the chemical peel chair. Okay. And I guess now it's burned into my fucking brain because it's, you know, with a dose of

trauma. Really don't like that song. I really don't like it. I don't get it. I don't like it either. I don't understand the musical structure of it. I don't understand how it just changes keys at that one part for no reason. I just don't like it. Who is that girl? You know who she sings like though? She know. She sounds

just like her. Murderer at the dancer, her. Yeah, I don't like that song and you know, I think it's like Saltburn is what really kind of like brought that song back apparently it's an old song and You know, there's a big big long scene with that song and Like that because I had a big floppy penis in it now. That was a good thing No, I know but I wish I had like better a better song to flop around to you know But now everyone loves that song everyone's's like obsessed, it's on TikTok, it's like a thing.

That song is a thing. I don't know, I haven't fully embraced that song. I haven't really fully embraced a lot of music lately. Well, you know, welcome to aging. You know, welcome to Aging. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, they're here to hear the traders, but you know who I love and I don't care. I'm not gonna lie to anymore.

Olivia Rodrigo. Love her. Oh yeah. I really vibe with her. She's so angry. Yeah. Maybe that's why I like it. I totally get it.

Okay. So let's go to the traitors. So they are at the vote for the round table on who they think is a traitor. And MJ has decided on Peter. Everyone was worried that she was going to flip on Bravo and she was going to get rid of Phaedra because the arguments were pretty decent. But, you know, at the end of the day, Peter is more annoying. So they get rid of Peter. Yeah, she did. She did the right thing by the audience, the wrong thing by her game. But yeah, I was shocked. I thought for sure it was Phaedra going home.

They were teasing this out. They just wanted to eke out another week of Phaedra to keep the audience interested. But I was like, surely she's going home. So I was genuinely shocked when MJ turned over her thing and was like, Peter, she's like, it sucks. I really don't like this part of the game. But I felt like there was just way more evidence

going in your direction than the other direction Which is funny because there's no evidence for any of these votes, but you know, but but But in some ways there was more evidence that Peter was the bad guy because he was acting squirrely, but yeah Yeah, Peter's own reactions to things were the evidence. I think I mean I would have thought he was guilty as hell I was kind of wondering like is he secretly guilty like do they have a secret trader in the bunch because he did act extremely guilty So yeah, bye, but also I disagree on the MJ thing I think that it was good for MJ's game even though she kept a murderer in the game because Bravo, you know You don't want to let those CBS people or those MTV people get

too far because they're complaining about the bond that the Bravo people had. But trust me, people from a straight network are way worse. Okay. Yeah. Straight people have been bonding against gay people and gay themed people. I guess Bravo, we could call them gay themed, right? Like they may not be gay, but they're like, they're gay coded, right? Yeah.

Well, I mean, look, they're all mad, especially Trichelle. Look, all those bravo people sticking together. Well, what the fuck have you been doing, Trichelle? You gravitated towards CT right out the gate and Johnny Bananas. You would have gravitated towards your posse if you'd been given the chance. And unfortunately, if Berets could actually play this game,

that would have been your click, but they aren't. Here's the thing. Watch what happened. What happened when when CBS people stuck together? You had Dan in poverty making terrible decisions which really framed and fucked up Phaedra's game so don't blame the Bravo people. The Bravo people have to stick together because the CBS people fuck it up for them. Well, also, she was trying to stick with her own people. They just are on the losing side of the bonding against other people. So whatever stuck it loses, Trishelle, here's a piece of advice. Put on a brave face and move forward. So by the way, it also makes sense for MJ to get rid of Peter because the truth is that

for the faithful, if they get rid of all the traders, then they split the money. So maybe it's not such a bad thing to get rid of a few faithfuls that we get a higher percentage of that pot, you know? Yeah. So Alan's like, Peter, you are disgusting. Your mother is waiting on the lawn and only her bra and creeping everybody out. So please go.

So Peter's like, guys, I know I've been all gas and no brakes ever since you came out of the womb. Am I right? God, there's my little race car driver. I love you. By the way, the analogy I'd love to hear from a pilot. I know I've been all the gas and no brakes. Don't want to hear that for the person who is guiding my plane.

Well, airplanes don't. What are they going to do? They don't put on the brakes. Okay. Only gas. I have. Well, I just would like to think that. Well, this is this is a good metaphor for why he wasn't able to win

because he literally was not able to land the plane. I know I would argue that I do not want my airline pilot to be slamming on the brakes. Okay. I'm going to actually have to go off. I don't want to fly with you, Ben. That's one thing that the airline does not need brakes in the mid air. Well, I'm thinking more like when it lands on the tarmac, I kind of want the plane to stop moving at some point. I mean, as much as I enjoy that, that, that rush, not a terrible point, but they could always just keep rolling until it stopped. Do you know, I don't know if I want like, yeah,

I don't know if I want the plane version of speed, like a strange version where the plane can't go below 55 miles per hour, but also isn't allowed to fly. Just pushing each other out. So Peter is like, you know, if it all breaks in on gas guys, but I'm a faithful till the end, I tried to save you. And so now John and the losing team are like,

oh, we're so mad now. We told everyone, no one believed us. Well, unfortunately, you have falsely convicted multiple people on this show and no one believes you because you have leaked out all of your credibility. So blame yourselves, stupid team. Justice for Larissa Pippin. Never said by anyone, even in the show.

So anyway, they're all sad and Alan Alan's like, in innocent faith, through husband sacrifice to the altar of this round table, time is running out to bring those traitors to justice. And Trish O'Haz. Oh, the way, oh, sorry, go ahead. I was gonna say, why do we assume that the traitors are inherently bad people that need to be brought to justice? They're just like, introverts.

They were picked. They were picked. It's not like you're not a born murderer in this, okay? This is definitely nurture not nature. They weren't born murderers. You turn them into murderers and now you're bitching that they're murderers. This is your fault. You touch their shoulders.

They are selective people who like to keep to themselves. It doesn't mean that they're bad. Yeah, exactly. So then Trishelle's like, I guess there's nothing to be said right now. Oh really? I'll bet you'll find a way. I'll bet you'll fucking find a way, Trishelle's like, I guess there's nothing to be said right now. Oh really? I'll bet you'll find a way. I'll bet you'll fucking find a way Trishelle. I'm sure enough, two seconds later she goes, we tried to tell you guys.

Oh, so nothing to say except we told you so. Shut up, beret lady. I've had it with you. I'd like to speak to the manager of this round table, please. Thank you. Yes. We got another person, another Karen saying, please stop using the term Karen. So I'm jumping off the Karen bandwagon

and sticking with the Trishel bandwagon that Ben has put together. The new term for Karen is Trishel. Trishel, such a Trishel. So she gets up and hugs CT and it's like, thank you for having my back. Now we know. By the way, you don't know anything.

You don't know anything. It's just that you had a hundred like they both theoretically well we know that Phadra is bad. Not bad. She's a traitor. We know that Phadra's a traitor but like Trishelle doesn't have any evidence that Trishelle is a traitor. She just has a theory that she has decided is fact, it just happens to be true because it just happens to be true. But it's not based off of any evidence or any facts whatsoever. It drives me nuts that she has this like cocky approach

to this that is unfortunately very accurate. Yes, so Trishelle is, you know, fury. She's like fury reborn. And she's like, I'm probably gonna go home for this, but whatever Sandra, I can't take it. And then CT is talking to John, who's like, Hey, is this is this harder than the world you're from in politics? He's like, Oh, this is a much simpler, simpler line than the political, a much more difficult than the political landscape. This involves deep thinking and murderous intentions

beyond any other. Like please cut him off. You told John that they'd like to hear him talk. Enough with you. I like that later in the episode, people are finally like, let's just kill John. I can't listen to him anymore. Just like, you should be limited to how many words you have in the house.

She's like, yeah, let's kill him because he talks too much. It's like, remember when John was the victim of an asthma conspiracy? Well, uh, the other thing is, by the way, I just want to circle back to one other thing that I almost forgot to mention, which is that I was complaining that Trishel has no evidence to go off of. But actually, I take that back a little bit because Phaedra does not help her case. They vote out Peter. Peter is a faithful. It's like, sorry. Well guys, I'm a faithful. Everyone around the table goes, ah, shit. Everyone's like sad. Phaedra just sips her water, just shakes her.

I'm like, hmm. Phaedra, you gotta like, could you like not act like- She guiltfully imbibes food or beverage. That's what she does. She really does do that. And that was hilarious when she's like, hmm, I'm gonna go boil a boiled egg. She's like, can I have a cup of boiled eggs to drink? Thank you.

I'll have a big MacBook deal to a quarter ponder with some cheese filet, a fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a half a meal, McDonald's, KC Goldie, Front Front's regular, a larger size. Please thank you so much. I mean, a hamburger, a cheese burger, a half a meal McDonald's, in case you go to the front front regular or larger size. Please thank you so much. I mean, like at least try to act like a faithful who's upset that you accidentally sent a faithful home. But she's just like, ha ha,

gotta rein it in there, Pedro. Yeah, she's like turning the cross on her neck upside down. Like, whoa, Pedro, let's get a little subtlety there. Okay. She's like barfing up pea soup. Like, Pedro, come on now. Whoa, Feintrall, let's get a little subtlety there, okay? She's like barfing up pea soup. Like, Feintrall, come on now.

She's entering the castle, like on her, like on her like hands and feet upside down. Yeah, she's like, yeah. She's like hand walking, what do you call that? I had a crab walking, hand walking, I don't know. I wish I had that. I love that every time they depict a demon, like a demon possessing someone in a movie,

like suddenly that person has gone to yoga and gymnastics class for the past three decades of their life, you know? I know, it's like. Wow, the Satan really loves Cirque du Soleil moves. Okay. Satan loves that. Also, by the way, I know Satan is powerful,

but he's not more powerful than flexibility, okay? Like if you're, if you just are not limber, not even Satan can fix that, I know Satan is powerful, but he's not more powerful than flexibility. Okay. Like if you're, if you just are not limber, not even Satan can fix that. I'm sorry. I don't believe that. I'm trying. I'm touching my toes every day. Isn't that funny? That's like my, this year, since I'm like old now, I've decided

making, to make baby step goals. And one of those goals is to be able to touch my toes. That's good. I've never been able to and I can now, but now I can put my fingertips on the ground and the back of my legs still hurts so bad and my body shakes so bad. And I think by the end of the year, I want to put my palms flat down on the ground and straighten my legs, but you would, I mean, it's, you'll be able to, you'll be able to.

And this is good. You're making yourself Satan ready You're like Satan if you're I just want to be ready for Satan when he possesses me things like that you have to do that But backwards if you're going to be one of mine He loves a back end Satan Satan loves say you know what Satan also loves a twitchy moment where you Working sort of like your head. Yeah, like no not twerking. What's it called that the twitchy moment where you're twerking. It's like your head. No, not twerking. What's it called, the twitchy dancing?

Like crumping. Not flossing. It's like the- Crumping. It is sort of, yeah, I guess crumping. You know what I'm saying? He just enjoys some visual performances. Yeah.

He's truly- He's like I'm a big Twilight Thar visual performances. Yeah, he's truly He's like I'm a big Twilight dark fan. Yeah, he's like choreographing moving out Okay, so back in the movie it's room. Let's see what's going on Oh, yeah, Ct and John are talking about politics and then MJ is like, can I come in? Okay. Yeah, come on in check. Are you sure just come in already? Okay, stop lurking in fucking doorways, MJ. So she comes in and they're joking that Jon's gonna get the guillotine and stuff like that.

And MJ's like, guys, I mean, I know people are mad, but we couldn't, look, I couldn't predict it. And she's like, whatev'e alps, you justify it, right? Yeah, and MJ is just like really upset that she voted out of faithful. She tells us, you know, that she still thinks the arguments that were made for Phadra were weak and big and just didn't add up at all. But now she's like, I don't know, like, I don't know what I do now. So CT is like, so you know what, you guys decide to pick, you know, pick what you pick.

And that's it, you know, I, yeah, I changed my mind. You guys did it and that's okay. You know, some of us like very tight jeans that show off our gams. And some of you like flowing dresses. It's, you know, yeah, everyone makes their own choices in life. Listen, you know what?

Some of you made ES's out of yourselves. And, but no one's ass is bigger than my actual ass. And that's really all that Ronnie is taking notes on right now. So I don't have any idea what's going on at this scene. I was like, can I have that butt? Can I please just have that butt? It's just like his legs sometimes just look like a bed that was that was made in the military. I feel like they look like two circular towers,

like leaning towers of pizza. They like two circular towers, like leaning towers of pizza. They they look his sometimes his legs just they look like boomerangs, like just big chunky boomerangs. The boomerang. Those are things are like they know, but like chunky. That's a chunky boomerang. I don't know. I boomerang candlesticks.

They look like candlesticks I'm going with canning. I'm going with towers of Pete fuckable towers of pizza Hamza pizza hams hams on stilts It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin commercial Hey, it's pain and I'm here to tell you that we're back with a brand new season of Up and Vanished called Up and Vanished in the Midnight Sun. In this newest season of Up and Vanished, I'm investigating an unsolved missing person's case in Noam, Alaska on the edge of the Arctic Circle. Florence Ock-Pialloc in native, was last seen on August 31, 2020.

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And Shiree is like, wow, Phaedra, this has been your third round table, huh? She's like, yeah. So now's the time where Phaedra really needs to come out with a plan. She needs to be like, you know what I thought was fishy? So and so acted this kind of a way. Yeah.

But I don't wanna say anything to them. But you know, Trishelle's like, or how about like Trishelle worked me up and da da da da and put me in a situation where I was coming after Peter and actually Peter was good. Like maybe start just throw some people under the bus and Phaedra instead is like hmm yeah she won't have an opinion really on anything except Peter sucks which we

all know that you don't like Peter you know but seeing is how Peter just got sent home and he was innocent you need something else yeah it's time to throw people under the bus. I think whatacelle is doing is making it so that, she made it a thing between me and Peter. So if Peter was found innocent, somehow I'm guilty, which doesn't even make any sense. Like there's not even logic in that. And she's coming so hard for me every single day

that it makes me wonder, is she a traitor? And she was trying to just keep her whole team in this whole time, cause I know I'm not a traitor, but she never even says, is she a traitor? And she was trying to just keep her whole team in this whole time because I know I'm not a traitor. But she never even says I'm not a traitor. You know? Right. Kind of like, hmm, and then looks towards a croissant table.

And she doesn't do anything to build a case. And I mean, that's what's been so frustrating about the choices for murders is that they don't do anything to create a narrative for the faithful. So, but, but Phaedra could change that. She could say, you know, makes me wonder, you know, I was honestly starting to think that Peter was, I really thought he was a traitor

and I thought he was killing up people on his own team to make me look bad because, you know, like, what if I were a traitor, people come after me, if people say, accuse me of being a traitor, if I were a trader, if people come after me, if people say, excuse me of being a trader, if I'm a trader, I'm not going to kill off those people because then it just proves their point. So like, why would I go after the Peter pals? If I were a trader, it doesn't make sense, but it would make sense for someone on the Peter pals to say those things and

then kill off people from their own group to make it look like it was me doing it. And I would just like, I mean, Sheree would not be able to follow. We'd have to do it about six times for Sheree to get it. But then, uh, but you could say like, maybe it was Trishelle. Maybe Trishelle has been playing us all along. You know, she's also, if she said it in front of Trishelle, if she was like, you know, or during these round tables where she's like, you know, this is fishy. I know I'm not a trader, but Trichelle just keeps coming at me so hard.

She's obviously so, so much division that everyone assumes I'm a trader just because Peter went home, which had nothing to do with me. Exactly. And obviously Trichelle is a fucking liar. She's had so many people that she's accused have been innocent. You know, she just goes off. Trichelle will lose her fucking mind. Yeah.

Cause Trichelle's not looking completely guilty or what about when Trichelle's not had to play defense. And you want to talk about someone looking completely guilty. Or what about when Trishelle was freaking out for the shield and all of that stuff? Like, that was like way too much, you know? Like she was obviously faking it or whatever. Just make Trishelle spin out. She would have had a chance, you know? But Trishelle has had a huge amount of privilege

in the fact that she has not had to play this game on defense. And Vajra has had to be on defense. And Peter had to be on defense. And not had to play this game on defense. And, and Phadra has had to be on defense and Peter had to be on defense and poverty had to be on defense. But, uh, but Trichelle has never had to be, and she's always come in really strong for people all season long. And someone like Phadra needed to just turn the tables on her, get her off her game, get her like, like shock her, you know, get her flustered. I think that's 100% what she needed to do,

but she just doesn't do anything, which is like as much as we love Phadra, we have to admit she's maybe not an amazing trader. Not at this point. I think she's just so beat down at this point. It's like how many times, you know, like usually they accuse somebody and they move on to somebody else,

but this time it's just like every single time, they're like, well, okay, we'll get someone else, but still Phaedra, but still Phaedra. And they just keep coming back. But you can't be beat down if you're a traitor because that's the name of the game. Like the name of the game is that like, you are working against the group.

And so if she is on you. I think human nature, like they can't stop but get their feelings hurt. You know what I mean? Because it is like these people just don't like me. I mean, at some point they're like, okay, well, I've one thing someone trusts where they know one likes me.

And so you start to take it personally, you know? Yeah. And she apparently is, because you can see her breaking down. She does mentally. Not breaking down, but shutting down, I guess is the best way to put it. She just shuts down and they're like, well, they're coming for you every week, Phaedra. You know, what's up with that? She goes, yeah, but they don't have any evidence.

They just say, I feel it in my gut, which I think is also kind of feelings herty, you know? Like, she hasn't really done anything. I just think she would be gross, you know? Like, right. I think that's probably how she's taking it. That's how I would take it. Yeah. I mean, that's interesting because if I were innocent and people kept coming for me, I would definitely be more in my feelings because I'm like, I'm innocent and I'm trying to explain to you that I'm innocent. If I'm, if I'm working against the group, I mean, I guess I would be at my feelings if, if people are coming at me not with evidence

but based because they just feel like there's something in her with people. That's what she's saying. She's like, there is no evidence. They're just saying it's in my gut that it's you. Like there's something wrong with you. Right. Well, either way, she's not doing anything

to change the narrative, which is disappointing. And so Kate and Phaedra go to the turret and Kate's like, you know Phaedra, I feel bad for her. I mean, she knows everybody's looking at her but you know she should have like been a whole lot smarter with her murders before I got here but you know what I'm staying loyal to my fellow Bravo girl who you know also happens to be my fellow traitor I mean I'm honestly already bored. Why am I still even here?

So they come take off their hoods and Phaedra's like Jesus Christ I mean can I get a boiled egg and Kate's like well you know I just want to talk about, I mean, they were becoming really hard for you. And Phaedra's like, yeah, and of course, then you've got John. Flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, flew, and then tomorrow when I have died a horrible death, I'm like, oh my God. And Kate's like, yeah, I was like enough. You get it.

You think we get it, you think, favorite, favorite, favorite, favorite, enough. That's when they're like, yeah, we should have a word limit. I mean, Jesus Christ. I like how they turn into the audience at this part. They're just like, oh my God, and then John, did you like, I don't even think I liked his shirt.

What about CG's legs? Oh my God, his legs are amazing. I know, I love his legs. I can't stand Rachelle's braids. It's just like the game stops and we're just like watching us on TV. So then, so basically, Pedro's like, you know,

saying how CT doesn't support her anymore, but he's got the shield, so he's not really a contender to kill. So it's really between, Kate's like, all right, you wanna do the numbers game, let's do the numbers game, which was a mistake.

They should not have done the numbers game. They should have thrown, done someone really random just to confuse people with whatever time they have left. But they decide it's gonna be between Trishelle and John, which is really gonna look bad for Phaedra. I think it will. My thoughts on this were they're fucked no matter what. Phaedra's fucked no matter what. I think, don't think she there was any getting out of this for her

Especially not playing not playing the way she's playing in this episode So I think that at least they got another person that's not a bravo person out Which I think is good for the bravo side in general But I don't know I think that's why it's like, let's play a numbers game and I'm fine. If they want to turn it into Bravo people versus the non-Bravo people, then fine, let's just murder one of them anyway, which I liked.

But also it's a good move on Kate's part because Kate knows that Phaedra's probably gonna go home. You know what I mean? Right, right. There's not much she can do. So they give Alan the vote and everything and you know, Phaedra's like, you know what? Like, I'm gonna put on my big girl panties

and we're gonna just do this again. So now it's time for breakfast and it's the players penultimate day in the castle. The three of us have just committed their seventh murder and who has made it through the night. So first we see MJ and Sandra arrive. Um, and by the way, I just have to say, I'm proud of myself because I did say it early in the season.

I think MJ is going to be a sleeper. I think she's going to make it to the end and she's going to make it to the final episode. So that's exciting. Yeah. So MJ, um, so good for MJ. It's the final episode, right? Yeah.

And by next week, it's like in four days. Yeah. So, uh, MJ and Sandra come in first and Sandra's the final episode, right? Yeah, and by next week it's like in four days. So MJ and Sandra come in first and Sandra's like, girl, it's just me and you. And they're just like excited. They're like, oh my God, yeah. And then MJ is just going through it. She's feeling very emotional because they lost a faithful.

And MJ has a track record of like being really close to the, to the right vote and then messing up at the last second. So it's kind of like eating her up a little bit. And then, um, you know, it's a typical one by one. They start coming in and being like, I'm shocked. Who do you think it is? Um, and then, um, Phaedra's like, you know, I like CT, but obviously I'm disappointed

that he thinks it's me, you know, that sucks. And CT's like, come on, sit down. You need something? You want some eggs? I was like, oh my God. That is, you might as well just accuse her in front of everybody. Just say it. Because of course, you know that she's putting herself under the gun by wanting eggs too

badly, you know? He's like, I found you out. I finally figured out your egg code. The best part about this whole breakfast sequence was watching Sandra predict who was coming through the door. You hear like a. Oh, that's a dude. That's a guy.

Not that's a dude. That's a guy. That's a guy. Not that. That person's addicted to crackers. I can tell that person's got a lot of carbs. That's a good. That one's a guy. That person's addicted to crackers, I can tell. That person's got a lot of carbs. That's a goat. That one's a goat.

That's actually a goat. There's a goat in the castle. Someone should let them know there's a goat. There's a goat in the castle. That person is in moisturizing. I can tell you that much. You're not moisturizing their hair. That is a dry-haired knock.

Come on, do that. That's Jeff Probst. I remember that from Survivor. That's the Jeff Probired knock. Come on, do that. That's Jeff Probst. I remember that from Survivor. That's the Jeff Probst knock. That is a girl in a beret who's called the police on a bunch of innocent people. I'm not such a... Hi guys.

It's a robot. There's a robot. The robots are finally here. You know, a guy that's taken over the castle. I knew it would happen someday. So they're trying to guess who's not gonna come. And it's between John and Tracelle. And guys, it's,

Phaedra's like, well, I think that, I think she, wait, oh, they're talking about Kate. And Phaedra's like, I think she's a faithful, which is fishy because Phaedra never has said that about anybody, you know? I know Phaedra, why do you like actually finally make a statement about someone as a trader? Like that was so bad.

It's like, oh gosh, you should like every single person is like, what do you think about? What do you think about, you know, Peter? Well, you know, what do you think about? Sandra? Well, these eggs are nice. What do you think about Kate? She's definitely faithful. Innocent, totally faithful.

Totally innocent. Totally innocent. So CT is like, do you think about Kate? She's definitely a faithful innocent totally Innocent totally innocent So CT is like, do you think anybody's a traitor? She's like, well, there has to be a traitor, right? He's like, I get it Yeah, she's really Yeah, she's you know, but by the way, let's also never forget how much Dan fucked up her game because he really did I cannot wait for the reunion. It looked like they taped it this weekend and She's you know, but by the way, let's also never forget how much Dan fucked up her game because he really did I cannot wait for the reunion. It looked like they taped it this weekend and and

basically I'm ready for I hope Andy Cohen really grills Dan and I think he will Because I think Andy Cohen has faders back way more than he has Dan's back Well, listen, there's no honor among thieves Dan was trying to save himself, you know? That's the game. And Parvati was too. We've seen Fade return on them when she has to. There's no, there's none of this.

Be a better person, Dan. By the way, I want to say, I want to say, speaking of, you know, you always say how Trishelle looks like she's dressed like American girl place. And our friend Paul was at the Grove this weekend and saw Trishelle and C.T. there eating at a restaurant and laughing, like, chuckling it up. And I thought, you know, at first I thought, like,

oh gosh, of course these two would go to like the most public space in all of LA to have their lunch. But then I realized, actually, it was probably because Trishelle thought the American girl place was still at the Grove. I was going to say she could get back into her box there and go to rest. Yeah. She's like ready to go to the box.

Until next time she was cast on TV. Is there no longer an American girl doll store at the Grove? I think it's gone. Wow. Wow. I think it's got, I should double check. I mean, there've been a lot of changes. The Serla Top became a William Sonoma.

So I mean, what is this life? Oh, God, what's the difference? I mean, that's so, don't you think that's so, so, so, I had- You're like, wow, overpriced kitchen gadgets. I had a very surreal moment. OK, this is such a stupid bougie story, but I had a surreal moment because I went in there,

like, nine months ago. I was like, I'm going to go into Serla Top moment because I went in there like nine months ago. I was like, I'm gonna go into Sertalata, so I walked in and I just was like, I'm gonna browse around, but like everything, it was Sertalata, but everything looked different. And then it was like confusing. And then I was like, but now I'm seeing William Sonoma stuff. I was like, did William Sonoma,

like did they merge or something? And so I literally walked up to a person, I go, what store am I in? He's like, William Sonoma. I was like, really? I thought this was Sir Lettob. He's like, no, they left. We took over.

So, yeah. It was just a weird thing to be in a store and realize the store that you thought you were in is not the store at all. That's like when I went to Tom Tom the first time and just kept looking for vibrators. You said, what store am I in? Yeah. I was like, why isn't this silverware in a cock ring?

So confused. Darling, it is just look closer. So then, you know, Sheree's like, I thought Pedro's a good person. Hopefully she's innocent. Hopefully she's not really a murderer. Sheree's still not understanding the game, thinking everybody has literally been killed. So, who's it gonna be?

Who's it gonna be? Ooh! Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom. That's a John Nock. That sounds like a John Nock. That sounds like a guy who doesn't use any kind of hair products, and has like a rosy cheek from drinking too much

brown liquor at night. That's someone who lies about a Zasma knock. There he is. Trishelle and Kate enter. Dun dun dun. Oh yeah, no, she was wrong. Sorry. Trishelle and Kate enter, which means John is dead. Yes. And Kate's like, yeah, I don't think he's coming. So I haven't really heard any labored breathing in the hallways Well, I'm finally able to speak at breakfast which means that John must not be here, so that's nice I don't my tinnitus isn't acting up. So I'm guessing John's not talking So

Yeah, so John, so John is dead, he's gone. And then we see John, they basically decided to kill him because they feel like he's the most commanding at the round table and that people would really listen to him, so they decided to kill him. And he's still doing a fucking model on up there. Oh, by the trait, well, I'm not shocked by my macabre fate. I was on to Phaedra, and she wasn't going to allow me

to hang around any longer. I say by the decree of the late queen and the current king, okay, all right, all right. You're killed, you're killed. So they're all like sad. And Trishal's like completely devastated, devastated. Okay, I mean, everybody's getting killed around me. Everybody's getting killed.

So how do I convince Shirei, MJ and Kate to vote against Phadra? Now at this point, you know, I had to concede, like Phadra's not doing the greatest in this episode so far. And usually this kind of thing only gets worse. So I'm just hoping Trichelle annoys everybody to the point where they just go against Trichelle no matter what. I mean, at this point, a fan just has to hope that people are going to be like, you know

what? Obviously, Phaedra is a traitor. So let's make a deal with Phaedra to keep us around and kill off the goody two-shoes. Since Phaedra's game is over anyway, why doesn't she give her game to the other Bravo people? And I mean that's got to be a really interesting strategy to be like, listen, I think you're a traitor. I'm not gonna vote you out, but let's get ready to see CBS and TV people. Get it.

Get it. Get rid of Trishel. Yeah. And then at the end, it'll be against these faithfuls. Like you're in a corner. There's no way you're going to win this now. But if we win as Bravo people, that's kind of winning as a team. So, you know, I don't think you're allowed to do that though.

Be like, well, I am a trader, right? I don't think you can admit to people. I don't think you're allowed to say that, but Phaedra could be like, I don't know what you're talking about. And then take care of business. You know, we've all seen cop movies where people make deals.

I don't know what you're talking about as they go like this, they look to the right, they put their hand out to the left and get a little cash. Yeah, like that. Yeah. So, um, they start talking about, um, John being gone and CT is like, Whoa, well, you know, look, I hope I'm as functional as he is one on his age.

And Phage is like, how old is John? Does anybody know? I feel like he probably hit 60 when he was five years old and has just stayed there the whole time. And MJ is like, um, I don't he probably hit 60 when he was five years old and has just stayed there the whole time. And MJ is like, I don't think he's old. I just think that people in England don't get Botox so we can't really tell. Now, again, I'm a Love Island UK watcher

so I can definitely assure people that people in England do get Botox and fillers, et cetera. Just, you know, maybe not people in the Royal Family. I mean, poor Camilla Parker Bowles. But we then go to Shirei, who's like, ah, poor John. He did, he did pay a lot for that muffler. No, sure. We're not in the Mino-key commercial. What, what are we doing here then? What's going on? So MJ is like, let's raise a glass for John. And so they just like toast to John. And now they're debating. Kate's like, so how many traders do you think are left at this point? I'm surprised that Pedro wasn't like, I think there are two, two traders and neither of them are you and me, Kate. Um, Pate, could be a little bit more discreet. Thanks. So, um, MJ thinks two and Sanders like worst case scenario, three, three worst, well worst

case five. What worst case would be six? Worst case would be everybody hears a trader. When Shrae is like three, oh my gosh, not 3. 3 what by the way? Chairs? So Alan comes in and it's the penultimate today. I just wanted to add a thrill there because I'm not gonna have many more chances to do it. So let's go play a game. Politics may be a deadly game, John, but mine is even deadlier and it has caves. Crashes is picture on the ground.

Your numbers are dwindling by the day, but your numbers are dwindling and by the end of the day one more of you will be banished at the round table. And Sheree, once again, we're not talking about the pizza place. First up, we have a mission to complete. But you know, you'll cross that bridge when you come to it. So, say it goes bridge. That's a guy's bridge. I can tell by the way he said it, it's a bridge of guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so now, CT's a bridge of guys. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So now a CT is like, Oh, this is great. I'm the only guy left in this house because they're like getting fuzz off of his face. You know, they're like cats looking a little baby cat. Yeah. It's okay. They're all like, I'm dancing him and combing his hair like spit licking his hair and getting smudges off his face. He's like, I love being the only guy in a group.

They are calling him the Castle Daddy, which I think his hair and getting smudges off his face. He's like, I love being the only guy in a group. They are calling him the Castle Daddy, which I think that works. So Phage ran Sandra go outside to play like oversize chess, which I don't know why it really bothers me the oversize chess thing that I see around. It just, I don't, I can't explain why it bothers me. It just does. You know what bothers me?

Regular chess. How do you even play that game? I just don't understand it bothers me, it just does. You know what bothers me? So, regular chess. How do you even play that game? I just don't understand it, I've never understood it. People try to explain it to me, I just don't get it. And you know who else doesn't seem to get it? Everybody. The only people who really seem to get it are just people who don't get me.

You know what I mean? They're people who look at me like, ew. And I think it's like their instinct, like they can just tell I'm dumb or something. I don't know what it is, but I don't like chess people and chess people don't like me. You know who understands chess? Hmm.

People of a certain age, just when a cataclysmic event is about to happen to a city because it doesn't happen like every disaster movie, like just before Meteor hits like New York City or like Los Angeles, they always show two old guys and little like little caps playing chess in a park and then they look up and Meteor hits the city like every single time.

Like, you know what will really, you know what really shows how horrifying this doomsday scenario is is that it's happening when two older gentlemen are playing chess. They were just feeding the pigeons and then boom. You know that girl who is in the queen's gambit that girl with the praying mantis face? Anatana die? I can't even with her because she would she played chess in that TV show and I was like I'm not I'm not gonna support her. I can't even with her because she would she played chess in that TV show. And I was like, I'm not, I'm not going to support her. Well, I'm not going to support her chest loving ass. I will not do it.

Isn't there a chest something called a chest cake? Do you like chest cake? No, I don't. It's too much effort for a cake. It just give me the fucking cake. I don't need it to be checkered or whatever. What about, you know, what I do love chest, the musical. I'll say the musical.

Yeah. I love that. Okay. So then we go to, go to playing this game, right? So they're playing just outside chess game. And I guarantee they don't really know what they're doing either as they play it. And you know, they're talking over there and Sanders like she could be the biggest trader here.

I'll tell you that much. So that's her big plan. And meanwhile, MJ is talking to Kate and Shirei and she's watching that chess game. And she's like, guys, I don't trust people in my chess. Which one should we get out? Yeah, she goes, okay, don't fucking tell anyone what we say, okay?

So tomorrow, it's gonna be down to winning or losing the whole entire pot, right? And Shirei, you and I both know that we have to vote out Fedra. She has a gift for maintaining her cool in very high stress situations. So that draws the obvious conclusion that she has got to go. Fedra has to go. And Shreya is like, got it. Fedra has to go. Where is she going to, got it. Phaedra has to go.

Where is she going to? Do we need to buy her a ticket? I've got an Orbit's account. Okay, you're not following, are you? Not really, but I love your enthusiasm. And Kate's like, I was thinking Sandra, mostly because how she guesses about Knox. It's just weird, it's weird behavior.

I don't really like knock detectors. I say we kill her. I say anybody who judges knocks should die That's what I say. And so they're like wait a minute MJ is like I'm missing something because Kate's smart Like look is Kate smarter than me of course Yes, she is Um, and now she's saying that so am I missing something with Sandra? What's happening?

You know now she's saying that so am I missing something with Sandra? What's happening? You know now she's dating herself and all the internet by the way, you know, she's like they're playing chess together Oh my god All the internet has like has been making memes about MJ how she always gets so close to the right answer and then like One of them was like MJ like there's like a gust of wind and One of them was like MJ, like there's like a gust of wind and MJ totally changes her idea, but she gets this close every single time. She does, yeah. She guesses it and then someone else talks her out of it in two seconds. So I'm like, what about peanut butter?

It is peanut butter. So yeah, so now she thinks that maybe it is Sandra. And so, okay, it's like, I mean, I'm going to do everything I can to stop this traitor son for Phadra. She's my queen, you know? Gotta protect the queen. So Sandra's like, now the trick is to make it to tomorrow. That's what we wanna do, because you know what, tomorrow, that's our last day to guess

every single knock at breakfast. I'm really close to getting them all right. So inside, Trishel CTC them out there. And Trishel's like, oh my God, I'm not wasting my braids for this game. I still have three more to without we've got to figure out how to get them. I'm gonna go outside I'm gonna be like, why are you why are you guys not voting against Fager? What do I have to do? I'm calling the police So he's like whatever, you know, so she goes out there and she sees him and she's like I'm going out there I'm may as well. So she walks out there with her plastic pants and she's like, if they stop

talking, then you'll know. So she's like, by the way, stop talking. They can see your lipstick coming a mile away, by the way, crazy lady. She walks out and she's like trying to hide behind a pillar girl. Yeah. Air changes when Trishalt comes close, you know, but also like people may just stop talking because they just don't want to talk to you, Trishelle. You're just like super annoying. So she's like, Hey,

can I join this exclusive group? Cause I'm going to call the manager on you guys. Okay. It's like, what? Yeah. Of course. Of course we can come in here. So are you guys like ready to talk logic and reason yet? Or am I going to stop to wait a little bit? I'm like, what? Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course you can come in here. So are you guys like ready to talk logic and reason yet? Or am I gonna stop to wait a little bit? I'm like, wow, you're really doing a great job of winning these people over by like making fun of them to their face. And Kate's like, I mean, are you okay?

She goes, no, actually I'm not. You guys know who the traitor is, okay? It's Phaedra. So I mean, come on. I mean, you guys are just hoping that is. Okay, it's a trap. So I mean come on I mean you guys are just hoping that she'll take you to the end, okay? And I've been like spot-on in the past two banishments. So people need to listen to me. Okay Misha and I'm just like look there's no way in hell I'm gonna let a traitor take off and steal everybody's money

Whatever you see as a mistake that we made, it was not intentional whatsoever. So this is where I feel like the move would have been, because she's just annoying, right? Trishelle's just annoying, and she's coming in everyone's face. She's accusing them of basically being a little click who will do anything for each other no matter what. So we know that she's gonna be coming for all of them, and they should know that she's gonna be coming

for all of them. So this is where I's going to be coming for all of them. So this is where I thought they should be like, fuck this girl. Like we still got time to find the real traders. I'm going to be care if this girl's a trader or not. I don't want her to win. Let's get rid of her. I would have even maybe said like, you know, it's funny. We were just starting to hatch this great like this theory.

We're putting the pieces together about Sandra. It was just about to happen and then in comes Trichelle and she just destroys it all. Do you notice that she's always doing that? Every time we feel like we're building some like a, like a narrative, she comes in and distracts us away from it. That's traitor behavior. Well, it would be if she knew what they were talking about. Right. I mean, I think you could probably pitch that reasonably to Chiray, and Chiray may not be attached to that giant hole.

Chiray. Chiray would be like, that's it. You could be like, Chiray, here's how it works, where we are right now in London. There's a clock. It's called Giant Ben. And when it's off, Chirayle needs to be voted out, or the clock will end and the world will end. And she'll be like, I'm getting ready for it.

That's it. You just say whatever you wanted and sure it would be on your side. Yeah. So anyway, Trishelle gilts them. She's like, I just felt like it's like, you guys are such a group. Like, oh, this group, this group, this group.

And they're like, no, no, no. Like if you're feeling you're on the outside, you were a hundred percent of us, Trishelle. Are you past your prime as a reality star? Perhaps. Are you on an inferior network? Perhaps. Are you part of us?

No, I'm in a Lee, but don't worry, you're welcome here. Are you doing Fival cosplay? You sure are. I forgot what we were talking about. So then we go. Has Netflix canceled Emily in Paris because they see what you're wearing? Yes.

So then now they have to head to the challenge. The prize is standing at $129,750. So now this one is they have to jump on a bunch of platforms and kind of skip across the water to get, to take gold over it. So they have to hold gold and take it over the water and then put the gold in this measuring thing, a scale. And then the, whatever, they have to take a lot of gold.

It's basically wipe out. It's basically Scottish wipe out. And they have fun watching. This is basically like watching a bunch of musical theater kids trying to do sports. I mean, every single week, it's like these people are just literally all terrible. And I love it.

None of them can ever do it, you know, they have to like, they're all falling in the water and they can't make it over the things. But then CT starts kicking ass. And so does Trishelle, right? Because they're challenged people. Yeah. So CT and of course, like CT is great.

He's basically doing it all for the ladies. He's got all the gold. His legs are looking thicker than ever in that wet suit. And he's just going back and forth. And Trishelle's doing it well too. And she's also doing a good job. But MJ is the one who found the shield because they had to do like, they had to like dig out all these gold nuggets out of a pile of manure or something and MJ has the shield and she has to

go across these bridges to drop off that shield but she can't seem to get the not bridges they're pontoons she can't seem to get past a certain number of pontoons and so as usual, the challenge is totally irrelevant, but it was exciting watching MJ make her triumphant last second journey across the Pantunes because she does eventually get there. And you can see that even Alan is into it. He's like cracking up this entire challenge and he's like excited. Like you could see he's like having a very hard time thinking character. He's just now a spectator like the rest of us. Yeah. Uh, and it is pretty, it is pretty funny.

And they're so cute how they all support each other. And M.G. is like, oh, my God, this is, if I jump from this one platform to that other platform, my whole life is going to be worth it. I'm going to realize that that little girl who just wanted, who just wanted to be right one time finally was all worth it. It's like, oh, for fuck's sake, just jump to the goddamn thing and don't fall in the water for Christ's sake but she does it and that's really sweet and She's

unable to be mad death She does get it. It's it was it was it was really cute I think your analogy of is the drama kids having to play sports. It really is. Exactly. One time watching the reality TV because there would be no place in the world for most of these people, you know, these are not. Housewives are not meant to be doing physical challenges. And they were just I mean, Sandra, Sandra's not a housewife. And she was on Survivor says this is very survivor-ish, but it was poor Phaedra trying to make that leap from pontoon to pontoon.

And her legs were- Yeah, Sandra was like, oh hell, Phaedra was like, why in the world would I do this? You know? Her legs were trembling. Oh yeah. It was great. You know, this has nothing to do with anything. I don't even know why I'm bringing this up.

But there was one point in this episode. I think it's, it was on the way over here when they were in the buses. I was like, Sandra is smoking. That chick's like really good looking looking like she's a beautiful lady and I never really Concentrate on like how hot people are. I mean unless they've got legs like CT's then I can think of nothing else But I don't really concentrate on that stuff, you know like people have personalities and brains guys, but I Was like damn this woman is fucking fine okay she has cheekbones she has those cheekbones you know just a gorgeous

gorgeous I have been and good maybe it's cuz it was the the aesthetician date was coming up but I was like I just want to take my picture in a Sandra and be like just make me look like this do whatever it takes I want to look like this she's a a stunning lady. Let me tell you something. I am going on to year 19 of being a Sandra Diaz Twine fan. Really? She may just be Sandra Diaz now. Yeah, her first season was, Survivor was 2005, Survivor Panama, which continues to be one

of my all-time favorite seasons. I was such a fan of her on that show and I was so delighted when she actually won it because I didn't think she was gonna win it. She was so crafty, she would hide behind bushes, she would listen in on people. I absolutely loved her and I felt for the longest time that she was like an overlooked winner. People always talk about Boston Rob and all that stuff.

And then when she won a second time, then I really feel like she started to get the respect. And I've loved Sandra. I can't believe it's been two decades of being just like the biggest Sandra fan. And I love that she's made it this far in the game. I actually don't think she's been so great on this game. Like her reads have not been wonderful.

And I also feel like we haven't seen the full splendor of Sandra on the Traders, but it makes me very happy that she's flourishing and that she might win the whole thing. She just might. That was my ode to Sandra that you evoked out of me. Yeah, that was nice. Or invoked.

That was like a John along. That was a John along. And to that I say say God save the Queen. Oh, okay. So they now have to go do this round table thing. But first they're going to have some dinner and Trishelle and Sandra. Sandra's like, listen, we already know which Phaedra. And for Shirea's like, I don't know.

It just keeps piling up. Piling up on Phaedra. What are we going to do? So outside MJ is talking with Kate and CT and Kate's like, well, listen, you know, like if everyone thinks Phaedra is a trader, then why don't we just say Phaedra for the final day? Like there's no mystery in that. We'll just save her.

Like who cares? You know, which is actually what Peter was proposing Right when Peter tried to switch it from poverty to Phadra. That was what he was saying, but Kate's doing it now for more you know tricky reasons and I feel like she's very convincing. She really does seem like a faithful when she's saying that, you know and MJ is like, I don't know. I don't trust Phadra the most, but I'm also very suspicious that Sandra's a traitor. It's kind of messed up. So now they're all like,

MJ is now starting to get onto the Sandra bus, which is good for Kate for right now. So then inside Trishelle, Sandra and Shirei are talking and they see everybody talking outside. And Trishelle's like, um, I don't know about MJ and Kate. Look at them talking. They're like doing this. I'm just here. I'm just here. I'm just here. That's what you're doing in here. She makes me crazy. So Sandra's like, oh yeah, she's doing a lot of talking out there. Kate never talks that much, which is true. I

think it's fishy that all of a sudden Kate's animated. Like Kate is literally not animated. Kate is a still, you know what I mean? She's like a still portrait. She's like one of those portraits at Disneyland that you walk past and you're like, oh my God, that portrait is staring at me. You know?

That other person just haunted mansion. Like she's a haunted mansion portrait. So Sandra, so she's like a haunted mansion like a she's a haunted mansion portrait. So Sandra, so she's like, okay, Trishelle, go talk to them and see if they quit talking. So this is when they say, like, look, if they're going to quit talking. And Trishelle is like, okay, Shreya and I will watch. Okay, Shreya, are you watching? Oh, okay. Shreya is she's touching the fireplace. Okay, well, I'll watch. I will watch.

Hmm. Hmm. So let's see. Um, Kate's like, okay, Sandra. So now this is right. They all shut up, basically. So Kate's like, okay, well, Sandra, Sandra's here. So we're thinking maybe we could consider rolling the dice tonight and figure out who the second trader is and just manage that, you know. And Sandra goes, but who, who's that? She's like, um, hmm.

Oh, oh, oh. Kate doesn't have a backup plan. No, hold on. I'm just going to do a little stretch. Like lifting her ankle up to her ear. It's like, just stretching it out here. Wah. Buh-da-da-da-da-da.

Buh-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. And well, the thing is this is like, Kate probably should have said, she probably should have said, we should try to figure out who number two is and bash them tonight, do you have any ideas? But instead, Sandra asked that question.

So now Kate has no, like, okay, so you guys are all sitting around here and but no one has any, you're talking about who to banish aside from Phaedra, but none of you guys have any ideas. So that's like a red flag for Sandra, you know? Right. And kids like, you know what, like, they're smart people.

Let them arrive at their own conclusions, giving them a fishing rod, but they like, you know, they need to catch the fish, catch the fish, catch the fish. Okay, Shirei, it was a metaphor. You don't have to literally catch a fish. Could someone get Shirei out of that boat over there? You have to play the game. So now charrette finally has to talk to Vedra.

So she sits her down and she's like, listen, you know, I tell you everything and I've tried to protect you because they are gunning, gunning, gunning, gunning, gunning for you, gunning for you, gunning for you, gunning for you. You got gunning? They got gunning for you. They're gunning for you. And Vedra's like They're coming for you. They're coming for you. They're coming for you. And Phaedra's like, oh, God, of course they are. So she's like, okay, well, if it's not you, then who else? And Phaedra, you know, it's like, well, I mean, it could be CT for all we know, which Phaedra only comes after the people who have strongly come for her, which is also Fishi.

So Sherry's like, well, they're mentioning Sandra. What do you think of Sandra? And Phaedra's like, well, she is a silent assassin, but I love her. And I kind of like that that Phaedra's like, I'm not going to go against her. You know, it's not worth it. I like, I love her. Sharia's like, you know, at the end of the day, we all know that Faithfuls cannot win the game if there's a traitor in it. So it's my job to get traders out. We just have to find them. No, what I would like to know is,

what is a traitor? I'm sort of confused about this whole concept. What do they trade exactly? Is this like traded trader Joe's? Cards, is it an economy thing? Or they traders? And Phaedra's like, so Shiree's like, now tell me the truth, look at my eye. Are you traitors? And Phaedra's like, so Shirei's like, now tell me the truth, look at my eye.

Are you a traitor? And Phaedra's like, boiled egg? No, are you a traitor? These croissants are delicious. Just answer me, are you a traitor or not? God. Where do you keep getting those glasses of water? So she gives a very long pause, very long guilty pause and goes, no.

She's like, okay. It's like, yeah, no. So, um, the fader's like, oh my God, it's so difficult to lie. Okay. Are you just trying to give up your entire law business at this point? Come on. I know. It wasn't difficult to lie. You're a real housewife. You're Phaedra of all people. I mean, your whole thing is lying. Phaedra, come on. We saw you taking money from a weed dealer in a parking lot in a in a fucking briefcase of cash. We're not. We want you to be a liar. That's where you were chosen for this. Don't wist out on me now, Phaedra. You literally went

on TV and had a baby and said the baby was five months old. Like it was like that you would carry the baby for five months just so that your mom would not think that you had pre-marital sex. Like you lie. Come on. And you're good at it.

It's okay. So yeah, so now we're at the round table and everyone's basically like it's gonna to be Phadra. So as an audience member, I think we're all thinking, okay, let's see what Phadra pulls out. I mean, this is Phadra Parks. Surely she's going to whip something out, right? Right. And Shiree is like does not want to believe that that Phadra has lied to her. So it's time to start that and of course, Rachel course, Rachelle says, can I say something?

I mean, when has anyone stopped you? I mean, of course you're gonna say something. We're here to find the traitor. And like Alan said, this is one of the last times that we're gonna be able to do that. And every faithful so far, when people were showing their chalkboards, has been like, you're gonna see,

like you're making a mistake. And I'm about to say that I'm faithful. Pretty much everyone has said that. And the only people that didn't do that were traders. Phaedra, last night I just noticed that you were very silent when someone had your name up there. I thought that was a red flag. I was like, hmm, I don't think that this chalkboard theory,

this is not a great theory in my mind. And Phaedra's just, but it doesn't even have to be because Phaedra's doing such a bad job at reacting. She's just like, I've never heard anything so ludicrous. And MJ's like, well, I didn't think you were a traitor, but you know, I know that you could handle the pressure. I don't know. And Sandra's like, well, you know,

I'm just gonna kill me if you end up being a traitor, but the shines are there. The signs are there. Knock on wood. She's like, traitor knock. That is a traitor knock. Unfortunately, that is a traitor knock. Pedro's like, well, this is a game, but let's not forget, I haven't done anything for my

name to be written down, you know. And if you really look at it, none of you have anything concrete against me, which I think is her ultimate point that she should be making all this time, which is where's the evidence except for this squeaky little girl in a beret squealing my name every single week, every chance she can. Yeah, the only thing I'm surprised it took her this long to say this, which is that the only reason why I'm in the hot seat is because Dan tried to throw a Hail Mary before he was voted out,

and now it put a stink on me, and Trashelle, it just wants to piggyback on it, but there's nothing, I'm not actually done anything to warrant this sort of witch hunt, and it's ridiculous, and I'm offended, and you all know me, and should know better by now, and if anyone is a traitor, it's actually and I'm offended and you all know me and should know better by now And if anyone is a traitor, it's actually probably to shut like I don't know why she's not doing that do it Yeah, it's like I don't want to believe that you're a traitor people have said that maybe it was that blind loyalty

But I don't know I don't know I guess I'll buy an A I'll buy an A Can we buy an A and so? I'll buy an A. Can we buy an A? And so, Phaedra's like, but we've been friends for 30 years. And sure, he's like, okay, but do you have anything else to offer us? You know? And for Phaedra's just like, I'm exhausted, you know?

Like it gets to the point where I get sick of fighting. Like I'm just tired and you can see it, you know? She's just like, oh my God. So now Kate's mad. She's like, I've gone to bat for her and now she's not even gonna try. Well, bad news, I'm not doing it anymore. You're on your own.

Okay, well, most people could just say you're on your own and not come up with a big soliloquy defending them. But Kate gets nasty. And damn, Kate was like, she forgot to clean the toilet lid on a super yacht. What are you getting so mad for the hell. So this is actually a pretty short round table because it's pretty obvious what's going to happen.

So Alan does the, the time for talk has come to an end. It's time to vote. So, uh, they're voting and it's really, you know, like they're all vote for Phadra, but the significant thing is that Kate, when she votes for Phadra says, "'Phadra, my vote's for you because there's not a person at this table besides you who I could even stomach voting for. In this game, you're more selfish than skillful.

And it's not fun to play games with people who play that way.'" What was that? Where did that come from? I know she does that thing where Kate, because you know, Kate's usually pretty lighthearted and fun. Like even when she's being sarcastic the whole time, she's just always like got this air of like, she's having fun. You know what I mean? Yeah. Even on Below Deck where she's just working with idiots. It seems fun. But when she's not having fun anymore, she gets the Heather Dubrow black

eyes where her eyes just turn into like button black And she just gets downright nasty like what was that about? I mean, what the hell? Yeah, and Phaedra's like selfless She just tells us like selfish. Oh No, she says selfish and she goes yeah more than skullful. I said it there. I said it But unfortunately, I think this kind of betrayed Kate. Yeah, I think that Kate was annoyed at Phaedra and she was annoyed that she felt like Phaedra wasn't doing any like wasn't helping the situation was potentially bringing Kate down. And I think that Kate, I think that Kate also

made thought she would be she was being presenting like a like a faithful by doing this. But I think she she definitely went she like went too far and she was being presenting like a faithful by doing this. But I think she definitely went too far. And she missed the mark here because the amount of fury that she showed or bitterness is the sort of bitterness you'd expect from someone who is playing with Phaedra. And she literally says it's not fun to play games with people who play that way.

And so to me, it's a total red flag I was like what are you doing Kate just be chill. Yeah because a faithful would have said something they wouldn't have said selfish they would have been like oh well I trusted you but now it's looking like you murdered all of those people and those were good people. I mean that would have been anger that made sense but like you play a selfish game means your that you're teamed up together. So, oh no, okay, no. I don't know why she said that.

I think that's a good way to downfall. Well, it's because the pressure of it gets to you, you know, because like we saw her first week of being a trader when she was like, oh my God, can I do this? I can't do this. I don't know a lot of people. It was ridiculous.

And then someone you think would be such a smooth trader actually was not at all. I mean, to the point where MJ just walked into breakfast and was like, are you okay? You, you look like a trader right now. I know it's shocking. I thought that Kate would be like an effortless trader, but she has, I think grappled with it more than we thought. So one of Kate's biggest selling points as a TV personality and as a person is her honesty, you know, I mean, she's never like a liar.

She's snarky, but she's her whole thing is like telling you exactly how it is. And sometimes those people are just, you know, what they're going to get caught. Okay. Like I'm evil, but it's very hard for me to keep what I'm really thinking inside. So I would be a very bad trader at the end of the day. Right. So they all vote Phaedra. Phaedra votes for CT and CT's like sexist

and they're all very nice. And if she's really like her, you know, but Trashelle's condescending. She's like, my thinking is very clear, but I think you'll leave with your head held high. You know, shut up, shut up Trishelle. I think it was supposed to be a compliment, but it sort of sounded like when you leave her,

you act like a proper lady. I don't know. I don't want to. Trishelle just sucks anyway. So Trishelle's never gonna say anything where I'm like, good point, Trishelle. I just don't like Trishelle. She's like a traffic cone with a beret. I just like get out of my way, you know, so

So she gets the most votes and she's like Alan I am the most fabulous faithful traitor Hope there's no hard feelings everybody And they're all when she says, they all like have a heart attack. But the fact that Sheree still doesn't get it, she goes, faithful traitor. Does she work for Charles Schwab?

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the traitor concept. So she said, you know, she's like, wishes them all luck and it's all nice. And so, but then Pedro, when she leaves, she's sort of like, God, Kate was getting a little too personal. I'm not mad at her, but like, she's doing what she knows how to do.

And you know, she bases like, I'm, I can't wait to get out of Scotland. I'm going home. So now, this is like the last murders about what's gonna happen this evening, but before that happens, they're all gonna still like talk and chat and everything. And then basically they're sort of hanging out

and they're asking Kate, I think it's like, is it Sandra who asks Kate? She's like, hey Kate, I wanted to ask you about that selfish part that you said to Phaedra Okay, it's like oh well well because as I started to hear from from y'all and this is so basically saying it's because you guys made me do this all The murder she's done and like once I realized her pattern I was like this is gross and that's like selfish

It was like selfish because you guys said you guys said that she's a traitor and that's so she's selfish and gross Have I given everyone makes sense right totally make sense She was like selfish because you guys said, you guys said that she's a traitor and that's so she's selfish and gross. Have I convinced everyone? Makes sense, right? Totally makes sense. Dun, dun, dun. So she looks guilty as hell. And Sandra's like, she looks guilty as hell.

Shell. Wow. What are you gonna do? Dun, dun, dun. So I'm wondering if Kate is going to get rid of her tonight. Does Kate pick a traitor now? I mean, does she have to pick another traitor? I don't think she can't. I don't think so. I think that Kate has to, she has to keep Sandra because Sandra is the only one who has any sort of suspicion on her. I think Kate has to kill. Kate has to kill... Who does Kate kill?

She can't, MJ is safe. So it's Shirei, C.T., Trishelle, Sandra. I think you keep Sandra because you're framing Sandra. Because Sandra, they can talk her into being a murderer. Everybody thinks she's already kind of a murderer. So she's already done the hard work for Sandra. So she doesn't need to kill her. She can, she's the one that's like, it'll be easiest to get voted out

cause she's already done the legwork on Sandra. So I would say that she'd have to kill. Maybe CT. CT, yeah. Because Trichelle. Trichelle works, works CT really. I mean, Trichelle has made the battle lines so clear and most of them are Bravo people left.

So, I don't think it matters at this point. I mean Trishelle has made the battle lines so clear and most of them are Bravo people left so Well, if you kills at this point if you kill CT you also keep the option open that you could frame Trishelle to be a Well, it's hard to fault it's hard to say that Trishelle is a traitor No, I don't think that Trishelle will be a traitor, but she's gonna be a thorn in anybody's side So but you know the other thing we have to remember is I don't like Trishelle, so I want to see her go, but beyond not liking somebody, I think that, um, Trishelle is usually wrong. Trishelle was correct about Phadra, but in general she's wrong.

So I think it might not be bad to keep her around and just hint at her somebody else get enough of a hint That she's constantly going for Sandra, you know Yeah, I think that I Would well actually we had to think who would Sandra get rid of with Sandra Which Sandra get rid of sure I mean I think sure a stay is because she's clueless. She's generally clueless. She's friends with all the Bravo girls. So I think there could be a world in which they could frame Sandra for getting rid of one

of the CBS or MTV people. Right, I think that Sandra would, would Sandra get rid of Trishelle or our CT? I feel like Sandra, if you're okay thinking of Sandra, again to Sandra's mindset. CT. But I don't know. I think that Sandra would get rid of Trishelle because she would, Sandra would think CT is going to help us get more money for the pot and then I'm going to steal it. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Well, I don't know.

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