Watch What Crappens - #2344 RHOM Reunion Two: Taking On The Crown

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

It’s part two of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion and Alexia is coming for Larsa, who sits back in her crown and reminds us all that her boyfriend is the son of a guy who’s very very famous ok? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens when there's so much that crappens? Well hello and welcome to What's What Crap? And a podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on E.O. Profs. I'm Ronnie, Ronnie Karam. That's my name. I'm with my little friend. And Lava. Lava. Well lover of television shows, not lover of mine.

His name is Ben Mantelker. Hello Ben. Hi, I'm really excited I'm standing today instead of sitting, slumping over in my chair. I'm bringing standing energy to this episode. Well, have fun with that. I'm not going to be watching you on the video because I hate standing. I don't like people who stand. I don't like seeing it. I don't approve of it in any way, shape, or form. Yeah, I hate standing, but I feel like, I feel like otherwise I'm just turning into like a snail shell. And so here we are.

I'm up, I'm up on my feet and we're here to talk Miami, although I guess before we do that, got some shows, some live shows coming up, London, Birmingham, Dublin. Ronnie, I just kind of took over. You were doing, this is your spiel to do. This is your spiel today. No, you do a standard. I'm bringing that big standing energy

to the announcements everyone. Just can't help himself. He's standing up, watch out. Standing up. Suddenly I just walk, I'm just running the world. Yeah, we're going to Europe. So London, Dublin and Birmingham, it's gonna be so great.

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It's the complete Crappens experience. All the links for our shows, our Patreon, everything, go to watchacrappens.com, and you will find that your life will be deeply enriched by the experience. And then for today, by the way, another reason why you should do that is because last week our bonus episode was part one of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion. And we're here to do part two because that's what we're here to do today.

And it's, you know, should we give it? Here's a here's a quick recap for people who do not listen to bonus episode. This is what the reunion was last week. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're lying. You're the party lying about it. You're a liar.

I never lie. I never lie. No, but you lie. Like everybody else that I don't like lie though. No, no, no. I didn't say you're a liar. I said, you all lie. You all lie. You all lie.

You all lie. You all lie. You all lie. You all lie. Can I get a cat? Can I get a cat? I can't even look at her face. You are like, you are like, you are like, you are like, you are like, you are like, can I get a cocky? Can I get a cocky? I can't even look at her face.

Can I get a cocky? And that was, that was it. This show is literally insane. Everybody got it insane and wow. The Bravo put up a GIF, I guess a GIF. It's the kids calling these days. And it was all the ladies in the house while I was just talking at one time.

It was just all of, it was just little squares of their faces all talking at one time. I mean, hilarious and just works so well for this show because that's literally all it is, is crazy ladies yelling the whole time at once, you know? Mm-hmm. So you can tell that this is Andy Cohen's least favorite reunion to do because ever since their very first reunion,

10 or 11 years ago, they just all talk all at once. Like no, given that there's a good amount of cross talk in every reunion, especially New Jersey, where Andy has to be like, be quiet. Nothing compares to the Miami reunions. This is like, you do not get a word in edgewise. Andy loses his mind. And in this episode, you can just see him like, you can see him really contemplating whether or not he's going to host any other reunion for any franchise after this show. You just see the light go out in his eyes. Well, it's a lot. It is a lot. So we ended

where Alexia, okay, Gertie is making Alexia admit or tell everybody that Larza called and dropped some veiled threats, implying that we're not even implying outright accusing Larza of if she's mad at somebody, threatening them if they don't stay on her side, which basically apparently she did at Alexia's wedding because, um, Alexia was, Larsa and Lisa had gotten into a fight. And apparently Larsa was like, you better take my side because there are things going on at your wedding that I can talk about.

If I was really a bad person, I could be accusing people at your wedding of doing drugs, but I'm not a bad person. So Alexia does that. She's like, okay, well you said that you could tell people what they were doing at my wedding. And Lisa's like, who doesn't do Coke? I mean, I'm sorry, what are we talking about? Every one of Miami does Coke. I mean, everyone but me who's fighting for custody of my children.

Right. So, um, that's where we ended up. So, also, everybody was on Coke at that wedding, I'm assuming. And I like that she's not even veiling it. She's clearly talking about Lisa, right? Because she's saying, this girl's fighting with me, but I could reveal what she was doing at your wedding, what's that fucking coke head at your wedding?

I didn't say anything like that, you know? So maybe that's what she's saying. I didn't think of that, but I could see that for sure. So then what happened was they go on their lunch break and they're all, you know, in their dressing rooms or whatever, and Lars says they're with Marcus and Alexia comes into Lars's dressing room, acting like they haven't just been screaming at each other

for the past, you know, 10 minutes, and she comes in and she's like very like, oh, it's nice, nice dressing room, right? The lighting's really good in here. Look, oh, look at this, oh, I really like the way I look. I gotta take a photo in this lighting. Oh, your dress is nice, nice dress. You should not wear that cape, just like it's beautiful. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's like this very tense

small talk and you're just waiting for them to explode again. It's like, but like, I feel like like I have to like talk to you like because like I feel like, you know, I was supportive at your wedding. Like I was like the first one at your wedding and then like I was the last one to leave at your wedding, you know, and then now you're using the media over my head and you're like calling me like a liar like, like what? No, no, I'm not calling you a liar. I said, you're all liars.

By the way, the last thing she said in the last scene, uh, Larzo is going, whatever, you're, you're not telling the truth. And she goes, Oh, really? You like to scare people. And that story, that whole story happened And your lies affect me in this group. Okay, so she literally just called her a liar and now she's like, huh? I said you are all liars. I think I see coffee like I stick up for you. It just cuts to Audrey I'm a listening while she eats her lunch. Yeah, and then we get like

extensive like we get like extensive like don't go me a liar. Don't go me a liar. Well, you know Peter don't go me a liar. You said I lied about Todd. I didn't, I did not lie about Todd. Because yeah, but like you want to just like put that all on Adriana. It wasn't Adriana.

Cause well, it was a lot of things. I speak the truth and I've been more open than anybody on this. No, I'm more open. I'm more open. I'm more open than anyone like. I'm actually more open. I'm like a store.

I'm like at 24 hours. I'm like a 7-Eleven. I'm open. I'm the most open all the time. 24-7. I'm more open than anyone. I'm actually more open. Uh-huh. I'm like a store. I'm like a 24 hours. I'm like a 7-Eleven. I'm open. I'm the most open all the time. 24-7. I'm open. And Lars is like, and she,

Alexi is like, I'm out of here. And Lars is like, but wait, what am I not open about? What am I not open about on the show? She goes, that's not the point.

Literally is the point you just made. That's the most frustrating thing on this show. No one even holds on to an argument. They just switch it the second that someone beat the best that side of their argument. She's like, oh really? Well, at least I'm open. I'm open.

No, no you're not. When am I not open? That wasn't my point. My point is you're a liar. Don't call me a liar. I didn't call you a liar. You did just call me a liar. No, I didn't.

I mean, and analyzed it was like, yeah, it's not the point that you're not open. It's like, you're telling me about my wedding. So like, well, so now the argument's about that you're mad that Larissa has a different narrative about the wedding. I was like, no, you're, I thought you were supposed to be mad that Larissa was threatening to go to the media to make the wedding sound bad, not that she has a different narrative of the wedding. Now she's mad at Larissa for bringing up the wedding when she was the one who brought up the wedding. You know, you cannot fucking win. So then Nicole's getting makeup in her room

and she's like, oh my God, have you ever walked into a dog pound where they're just all gapping? It's like that, or like a hen house or something. Great contribution, Nicole. And then we go back to Alexia, who's like, you know, all you did in my wedding was arguing in front of Lisa. And Larsa's like, okay, who's like, you know, all you did in my wedding was arguing in fact with Lisa. And Lars is like, okay, okay.

I like, that's what you did in my wedding. And it was like my wedding. I don't know if you know it was my wedding. I had a wedding. No, I don't remember how I had a wedding. But what about what you did at my charity event? Cause you made it all about your birthday. I love that she's comparing her charity event

to somebody's wedding. I know. And then Alexia goes, what? What charity event? What? Yeah, you? What charity event? What? Yeah, you know the charity event Lin like for the XYZ and this and that foundation and like you took it upon yourself. For the children likes the error, there are need like that's actually the name of it. It's called the CTL. It's a school like program. It's like for thirsty children to get likes in school.

It's like really hard to go to school when you don't have legs. Like. Children who struggle with their ABCs because they can't get to the XYZs and this and that. So I'm just like, yeah, you took it upon yourself to show your lavish lifestyle with Todd by giving you a watch at my charity event like.

It likes us like, oh well, you know, Todd gave me a present. Like, how are you comparing Todd making it about me because it was my birthday and I decided to participate in your charity event that you should never have done because it was on my birthday. But I didn't know it was your birthday. So that's the problem, right?

Right there is that you didn't know it was my birthday. At least they just goes, how did we get here? How did we get here? I love Alexia is like upset that she has to help others that help the needy when she could be actually like, be receiving jewels at a nice restaurant. Yeah, you know what? Like the charity event was me coming to your event.

That was the charity. So do I get a attacks right off or what? And so Lisa's like, come on guys, we're friends. And then I was just like, yeah, but you know what? Like it hurts my feelings when my friend is like, I'm the only one who tells the truth. Cause like that hurts me like I feel like it. And like I've known you the longest.

I've known you the longest like. And Gertie just passes by if she hears her. She's like, oh, I've known you the longest. I've known you the longest. La la la la and none of the longest okay well you know what like if we got a if we got a girl let's go because now they're like okay ladies we got to go back sit we got to go we gotta go back on stage okay well if we got to go we got to go like we don't know she brings it up and like we can talk about what really happened because we know what really happened I'm telling you like when you say everyone's

a liar except for me it's like her photo your friend like what kind of friend are you the sort of friend who like goes to a charity event that is celebrating her own birthday because that's how good I really am I'm like a star the star just went to your charity event and you don't even say thank you you're welcome so then would they go back to the set and Jody is kissing And she's like, you should have done my Aunt Lisa ran a pee pad thing, so she's got. Well, somebody wanted me to do a dildo ad,

which has nothing to do with what you're talking about. And by the way, I think Kiki would love that because you know what, Kiki loves dildos and they pay 10 grand for you to show a dildo. And Kiki's like, oh really? Oh, even better. I mean, I have my dildo. Guys, I have a dildo in my drawer next to my? Oh even better. I mean I have my dildo guys

I have a dildo in my drawer next to my bed sometimes my daughter doesn't even know she'll leave it She thinks the toy she's running around and my mom thinks it's a toy She doesn't even know so I leave and I come back at the dildos on the corner and they're just running around with dildo I give them dildo and dildo. I was like whoa Kiki They really opened up a whole a whole insight into her world. Yeah, sure did. High cabinets. That would just suggest a high cabinet.

So Kiki's like, so Kiki's going on about her dildos and stuff. And she says her mom doesn't watch a show because she doesn't know enough English. And then he goes, maybe that's good. Can I be jealous of your mom right now? Gonna be honest. All right, we're back. Jared from the pervert sandwich shop says,

Lisa, do your kids still think Jody is their gay uncle? And it just cuts to Jody, who looks like a stuffed owl. I mean, I don't, he looks like a taxidermied Homer Simpson. He definitely has big taxidermy energy. And Lisa's like, no, they know exactly who he is and they love him But do they still think he's gay? No. Oh, well, that's great. How did they react? He's well Logan knew all along I mean Logan's smarter than all of us. I mean, he's like he's like I knew mom I knew mom because he kept on saying meet my boyfriend Jody. I guess I let the cat out of the bag on that one a little early.

Logan so smart. I mean, he may not seem like he knows much, but he knows exactly how many calories are in a peanut M&M's bag. He knows, Logan knows how many hours there are between cheat days. He's so smart. Let me tell you, he can give you a full definition

of trans fats. Okay, smart kid, Andy. And Andy's like, well, and then what's going on with Lenny? Cause your divorce seems, it's like, yeah, it's gotten even worse. I mean, I don't even know what this guy's motive is. He's suing me for forcing eyes at this point, Andy. Okay, he's got it out for me. They put something up on the screen that's like,

Lisa takes $500 million worth of art from the home. You know? Yeah. And she's like, yeah, that is mine. My art, I love the, I mean, this is such a terrible divorce, but like I am also fascinated. Like she's, she's like, those forks and knives, they're my folks and knives. And like between the forks and knives

and the high Instacart charges, like what dinner parties is she secretly having? What is, what is happening? What banquets is she throwing? You know, um, so Andy's like, why did the police keep getting involved? And she goes, yeah, because, you know, it's like something to do with the plant. Okay, I own the plants and he's fighting me. He's fighting me for the plants, Andy. Well, and did he call the police on your mom and Aunt, Aunt Bula Aunt Bula and Aunt Jan and whatever her name was? And she's like, yes, you know, the story.

She goes, yeah, because he was out of town and he brought what's her face to the house. And she's like prancing around there in her lingerie and my aunt takes a photo and that's when I called the police. I was like, oh my God, what? So the girlfriend is staying in the house while Lenny is gone while you and your mother and after there? I think Lisa was in Mekinos, cause she says while we were in Mekinos,

she was like, I don't want, Lenny was like, I don't want them there. So I guess where the mom and the aunt, I forget the aunt, aunt Dell. So mom and aunt Dell were in the house, I guess. Maybe to look after the kids with Lenny. I don't know what that was, but Lenny didn't like it. But then I wasn't sure who called the police.

Was it that mom and Aunt Del called the police or did the girlfriend call the police? I thought Lisa called the police. Maybe Lisa called the police. Maybe Lisa called the police because she saw the girlfriend crancing around in the laundry. Either way, no matter who called the police. Maybe Lisa called the police because she saw the girlfriend trans-random laundry. Either way, no matter who called the police, this is not a police situation. This is not a police, this is misuse of police funds, ma'am.

Okay? Yeah. So, um, this is crazy earth them ever, you know, and then she's like, but you know what, um, now I'm out of the house, so it just feels so much better and Gertie's like liberation. This is what we wanted And they're like, yeah, we just wanted you to be free girl and he's like, okay So now I read that you're living in a $32,000 a month apartment mansion. What's that about? And Mary so I was like poor monkey. I'm gonna feel so bad for am I right?

Lisa And Mary so I was like, poor monkey, I'm gonna feel so bad for her, am I right? Lisa liberated Lisa is in this $32,000 a month condo. Jody's paying half and Lenny's paying the other half. So it's good to see her really getting on her feet and being able to do things for herself. Surely. I mean, this is basically like Lisa's version of burning her bra. It's just so touching. It's going to change the generations of people in this country. She's really, she is just really making such strong stances here. She's making so much progress.

And I like that she's like, well, you know, I mean, yeah, you know, I didn't want to have to drive my kid all the way to South Beach. I mean, that's like an hour away. Okay. And then, you know, so like to find anything decent in an art neighborhood is expensive. So Jody wanted me to have a nice place. So he's paying half.

I thought Jody couldn't live with you or you were gonna be cut off or something. I don't know, this is all so... This whole thing is so fucked. It is so fucked. And it's like, there's some, this is gonna turn into something. This is gonna turn into like a film noir or whatever.

Like it's just like the ex and the boyfriend are both paying for $32,000 a month for Lisa. That is so wild and so exorbitant. Like, I don't know. Isn't there like a one bedroom somewhere that you can just like temporarily park it at for crying out loud. So anyway. Not So, one way.

Not even a one bedroom, like you don't have to live like a popper. I mean, for Christ's sake, you have Lenny's children. I don't think she should be like living low, but. 32,000 a month. 32,000 a month. Geez. There's probably something that is like $6,000 a month

that has three bedrooms, you know, like that's probably perfectly fine and perfectly lovely and perfectly cute, but like 32,000 is wild. So Lisa's like, yeah, it's in my MSA, Marital Settlement Agreement. It says, I have to live in the proximity of the house with the kids and I was looking for places,

but like, yeah, all that stuff. So yeah, Jody wanted to help pitch in. Look, let's look at the camera backstage. Let's look at Jody's smiling and how excited he is to pay $16,000 a month to rent. That's not even going towards building equity. How happy are you Jody? He's like,

oh. He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. He's like, I'm so happy. I'm really happy about this. So happy. Um, let's see. Bonuses. So Andy, so Andy is like, we didn't actually see him backstage.

I just want to point out if I confused you Ronnie, we didn't actually see him backstage, but in my mind, I'm just imagining Jody backstage, just doing that weird smile. He does like, yeah, I don't know if it makes her happy. That's makes me happy. It's like, he does like, yeah, it makes her happy, it makes me happy. It's like, right, you know. Yeah, he looks like a human that got trapped in the body of a doll. It's time for a commercial.

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the Wondry app or on Wondry Kids Plus on Apple Podcasts today. So Andy's like, oh what about this? House being built and Lisa's like, well he has to build the house, so he can't get away, you know? But you know, it's not under my name because you know, he wouldn't do that. So the condition is that it has to be under the kid's name.

And so the LLC is called no cheat days, Inc. So that's what we're going for. And Mary so it's like, wait, but can Jody live there? And she's like, no, no. Um, well, he tried that, but so he can live there. But if I get married, quote unquote, but it's not like I'm in a rush to get married. So she live, she's living in her children's house, but then she, she gets kicked out of her children's house, but then she gets kicked out of her children's house

if she gets married. Cause I mean, I understand cause Lenny's like, why would I pay for your house if you're married to someone else? But like this whole situation is so messed up. Like this does not seem like it will ever have a healthy outcome. I mean, the good news for Lenny or not for Lenny,

the good news for anyone is that this house is never gonna get built. Like we know this house will never even materialize. So as much as we talk about the tangled relationship here, it's not really an issue because it's never gonna happen. So then we moved to the Palm Beach talk and everyone was against Lisa and Palm Beach. And then we see the gossip that Lenny had alleged

in the press that she was planting devices, listening devices in his car. And then Alexia getting in a fight with like, well, I can take money from Todd because I'm with Todd, but you're not with Lenny. So like, it's less embarrassing for me because like Todd's rich, but like Lenny's rich, but he's not with you stupid.

And somehow or the gotten to that conversation, that's our next thing up. And so Gertie's like, okay, look, I'm going to just say right now that trip. It did not come off right. What we were trying to say because I saw it on TV and I said, oh my God, no, that did not come off right. And Lisa's like, yeah, you guys ambushed me.

And you did it in a place where I'm trying to make things better. That was about America trying to smell like a hox teen. Yeah. She's like, you know, I just felt ambushed. I felt interrogated and Alexia goes, yeah, but like it was coming from a good place, Lisa. Like you take everything defensive. Like can we please rewind two seconds to go to your liar? No, you're a liar.

No, you're a liar. You're a liar. And like Alexia accusing someone of being defensive is LOL. You're a liar. You're a liar. I'm like Alexia using someone to be in defensive as lol So then Gertie's like I mean you just got so upset and Lisa cuz I'm in the battle of my life and Alexia's oh really because I think Gertie's battle is a little bit worse than your battle like oh god You're not allowed to use that as defense for yourself. I know and Kiki's like yeah This yeah, this is true. Her battle is cancer. And Gertie's like, no, no, my battle is life and death. She just takes a wig out of her purse and throws it across the room.

Check out there, yo. Don't diminish what I was fighting about. Don't diminish what I was fighting about. You're talking about finances. I'm talking about my kids. Yeah, but they were healthy. They were healthy children and they're alive. She's like ripping off another, was like throwing a person, throwing a leg at her across the room. And Mary sells, sighing, and Lisa's fake crying,

going, you can't compare cancer to children. Like, the show is so crazy. They're trying to pull all their cards. They're all playing every single card every time they're in a confrontation. So Andy goes, guys, guys, it's not a competition. And Lisa's like fake crying, but no tears are coming out. She's just going, I feel sick.

I feel sick, Andy. You're making about finances. That's not what this is about. That's part of it. The large part of it. It's literally all about finances. If that was some poor man, you would not be sitting here crying. You would already be married to Jody living somewhere else. This is about my family and kids and making sure I have enough money to pay

for their lean cuisines and for another Rolls Royce for me. Don't diminish that. Yeah, and Gertie's like, no, and I understand that, and I understand that, even though your kids are alive and well, but I understand that, I understand that, and Nicole's like, well, you guys are both going through things and like looking back at the footage,

once Gertie had a breakdown at Marisol's lunch and she stormed out, you were like, what's happening here? And then in Mexico, she's vomiting and we're escorting her to an ambulance and you're looking for lip gloss. I'm just trying to say you're pretty self involved, Lisa. But that clip was so funny. Gertie is like on the floor like, oh my god, is Gertie going to be okay? She's like, is anyone seeing my lip gloss? Anyone seen it? Looking all over for the boat? And then we cut back for the clip and Gertie goes,

cut-ringe, cut-ringe that boss. That was cut-ringe. I was cut-ringing when you were doing that. Yeah, no, but when we got off the boat, yes, I was looking for my lipstick, but I was looking for everyone else's shit too. Guess what? I found Marisol's tic-tacs.

Did I not find your tic-tacs? And Gertie, I did find a little thing of binocca, little mouth spray, you know, found that for you, okay? Also a small package of Fig Newton's that was down there. So you know what? I think I was being pretty selfish. Some less. And you know why I did it?

Cause I'm a mother with children. Okay, Lisa, Jesus Christ. So Andy's like, okay, so where does the custody battle stand? She goes, I'll tell you this much. The judge found that I am a mother. Did she say how like the tough part is anything coming out? Oh yeah. You know, it's tough when you're trying to raise children. We're trying to find tchotchkes at the bottom of a gondola. And there's just so much going on in your life and your friends don't understand. I found chicklets down there. I found chicklets and no one seems to even respect that.

to even respect that. Uh. Uh. Zandies like, okay, well, I wish you the best in landing this plane, which will probably just be a terrible crash. So moving on. Hey, don't. Take the brakes in the sky.

Yeah. Tied from pods wants to ask this. I know I might be in the minority, but I thought it was fun to see an old face and Anna show up. Ha ha ha. Pawn included. Ha ha. So uh. So now that's why did you invite Anna to your party?

And then Alexio whips out a stack of Xeroxed papers and she's like, Oh, I'm gonna answer. I'm gonna answer this. And Mary still is like, well, why can't't I answer it's a question for me I have papers do you have papers I have papers because of this and you know what I had to leave that party because of you Mary so she goes yeah so that's a question of me I should answer it but I have papers listen I thought this was really cruel and calculated thing Adriana knows more than Nicole probably doesn't.

That like, okay, so on Mother's Day, it's very hard for me because my mom died on Mother's Day. Did you notice that Marisol, she starts to, she chokes herself up and then she starts screaming. She doesn't even give herself a moment to like, choke, like to have like that, have the, here's my tears, you know? Like obviously the tears are warranted, her mother died, that's the serious thing, we all love Mama Elsa,

but the way that she's trying to turn this into a, it was hard for me because it was Mother's Day and my mom died on Mother's Day. Really trying to manipulate the situation. And then Adriana was kind of my hero on this part because she's like, um, that wasn't real Mother's Day. That was not real. That was hubris day.

That was hubris day with not even Mother's Day. Da hubris, a da hubris, a da hubris. But you brought that motherfucker there to come for me in Alexia. You were there, Gullit. She was in all with my Mother's You were there. On Mother's Day. She goes, no, it's not Mother's Day. She died on Mother's Day. She died on Mother's Day or one or two weeks around Mother's Day.

So Adriana just keeps doing her repeating fighting where she just keeps going, Hugh Brace, Mother's Day, Hugh Brace. And he's like, let her speak. She goes, no, because she's lying. It's not the real day. And he goes, we heard you the first eight times. And she's like, let her speak. She's like, no, because she's lying. It's not the real day. And he goes, we heard you the first eight times. And she's like, fine. Go ahead, then.

I was really excited to go because I thought Nicole and I were moving forward. And I was like, you know, I'm a stepmom now. I have a new bedazzled cup that I consider my child. That makes me a little bit of a mother too. So it's all a new experience for me. And Andy's like, okay, well, better call from Anthony. Says, Nicole, I don't think you're as innocent as you act.

You say how Alex and Alexian Marisol reacted last year to Anna at the reunion. So why do you think it was okay to invite her to this thing? She goes um Anna told me that she had spoken to Mary Soul and Alexia over the years and they were fine and Alexi's like, you know what matters timeline timeline matters timeline matters go back go back go back go back Timeline timeline timeline time line. Let her speak. Let her speak Alright, well, she said that like around COVID, she decided to host a fundraiser for charity where all the housewives were donating dresses.

Alexis and we all participated, we all participated, you're all liars. And Nicole's like, yeah, and she said that was actually brought the whole cast back together and she was on speaking terms with everyone and she had spoken to Marisol for an hour on the phone. And so they're like, oh, whatever. You know, this is all bullshit.

And Alexi is like, oh, but in New York, you said that you sat here and you said that Anna talked to me. But you know what? That says a lot about you guys because you said something like, you don't spread the rumors. So what about that? And we see the clip of her being like, yeah, I talked to her. But like, I'm not going to tell you why.

Because like, I don't spread rumors. So now looking back on it, I guess that was kind of like a, oh, I know a lot, but I won't bring it up here, guys, because I'm a good person. So basically, that sounds like Anna and Alexia were on good terms after this fundraiser, but then Nicole said this thing, which suggested that Nicole, that Anna may still be spreading the thing, lies, which has Alexia really peeved. And so Alexia goes, you know what, like, you know what, she told you rumors and like, look at all the sides, Nicole,

you know, and everyone knows Nicole, like, you did have something to do with it. And I'm not questioning that. And Nicole then goes, you know what though, Andy did a poll and 95% of the population that responded said I didn't have anything to do with it. I was like, wow, that is an amazing vote to turn out 95% of America. Wait in. And she's innocent.

Alex is like, you know what? This is where our relationship went bad. This is where it went bad because I give you a chance. And of course, like you have never given me a chance in all of these years and Alexia is just yelling and yelling and yelling and yelling and Nicole's like, you know You've you've had such a hard on for me that you can't even see the forest for the trees And then Alexia just stops like trying to compute what that means. She's like there's no first in Miami What there's no palm trees and forest wait a minute first is that me? What there's no palm trees and forest wait a minute first is that me

Forrest There's no I mean you know where there's a farce in Scotland where I had my I got married slash not really married So there's a farce there from want to talk about it So Alexia I just love that she literally Alexia was like You know blah blah blah blah blah blah, you know, for us for the trees. Huh? Blink, blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish. She's just trying to figure out that concept. But like, so funny.

How do you not see the trees if you're in the forest? Like that's what you see. I died. Although I'm looking at the word for blink in Spanish. We can stop at the same time. In the meantime, blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish. Parpader, parpader, parpader.

It doesn't really have the same. Blink, blink, blink. Blink, blink, blink. Parpader, parpader, parpader, parpader, parpader. Parpader, parpader, parpader. It's not unlike the Alexia News Network jingle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, oh my God, I don't know why everybody's so upset. I was busy getting not married in Scotland. And so Andy's like, okay, so you were told to watch out for Mary Soul, right? Is that the person you trust the least?

And Nicole's like, yes, you know, because they were so upset about Anna that they turned, you know, they turned my event into chaos. And then it turned into me not being invited to her event. But when we wrapped the cameras and the when we wrapped and the cameras were gone that day, who ended up staying at Mr. C's drinking with me all day in fact you know like she let I have a video of it Andy I'm gonna show it to you I'm gonna show it to you this was after the mama's seat us luncheon so she pulls out this video and Mary sells like I'm here I am with my best friend

Nicole amazing to be with you girlfriend, just love her. Why don't you come hang out with us? Boo Bear, where you are, you're Boo Bear. Boo Bear, come on Boo Bear. And she came into my car and sat on my lap and this goes, yeah, we went to my house afterwards and looked at all the art that I own and forks and knives and plants.

And let's see his furious when she hears this. She's she's like what she was on your lap in the car and So Nicole's like yeah So if you can laugh and you can have drinks with me and then like sit in my lap Then you don't get to not invite me to your lunch. That's so rude and Mary so goes well How am I supposed to know that was your car everybody has the same Rolls Royce I I'm alive supposed to know that was your car. Everybody has the same Rolls Royce. I can't tell the Rolls Royce is a part. Well, actually, you know it's not Lisa's car

cause she showed up to that luncheon famously in Ahanda. So, and you saw her come up in Ahanda cause he said, why the hell are you driving Ahanda, Lisa? Adriana's like, I felt so bad for Nicole because I did something and she had to take the heat for it. So because I feel bad that she had to take a blame. I have something for everybody and she gets everybody's growing. Oh, no. And she goes up and reaches behind something behind the

couch for something, you know, another problem. And MarySoul's like, oh my God, I don't wanna be on the same shows as person. This is embarrassing. By the way, while we're pause, this is my newbie Dazzles coffee cup. I know, says MarySoul, the character top of this show. So Adriana pulls out a rose that she picked up from like the Agostino's or a bodega.

And she's like, you know what? I feel so bad and you know, I feel bad that it took so much heat and Alexia, I know that you don't believe what Anna said, but like you said, I apologize to you because it was shitty. I was shady. So Andy's like, wow, well, Anna was not the only source of tension at that luncheon. Baby from Back Rib says, Julia, it feels like you were calling Lisa a bad mother in Palm Beach. I was not.

I was saying you are a terrible mother. Well, that's kind of calling her a bad mother. No, Andy, no. Here's what I was saying. God is better mother than you. You are a terrible mother. Never have children. Don't please don't have more children.

That's all I said Andy. Well she felt an implication and I know that you felt that Lisa disparaged you at Mother's Day for saying you had three baby daddies. Yes, but ok, I did not hear what you say, it went over goat head, but that came to me as shock and then last week when I saw it brought pain from me. But we've had dinners together. We hung out together. I bought Instacart for you and gave you

forks and knives together, okay? We have an open line of communication. So basically, Julia is saying, I didn't even hear her say the baby daddy thing, but then when I heard it on TV, I got pissed off and I went to Instagram. And Lisa's like, why would you go to Instagram and we're friends?

You should have just told me you were upset about it. Which is kind of hilarious, cause like Lisa lives on Instagram. Lisa lives on Instagram. And so she's like, you know, I just didn't understand what you said and that was really cold. And Lisa's like, you started it.

Which is my favorite Real Housewives argument ever. You started it. And she goes, you know I didn't understand what you said and that was really cold and Lisa's like you started it Which is my favorite real housewives argument ever you started it and she goes you know, I didn't mean it like that Well, how did you mean it Lisa? Lee, what what kind of way did you mean? Your bait you have three baby daddies No, Lisa was definitely being shady But then I was surprised the way that Julia interpreted it because she posts on Instagram You know like attempting to frame the way my children came into this world as anything but joyful blessings, it's disgusting and impermissible. Okay, I assume I predicted that. But then the unspeakable

viciousness of invoking the memory of my late son and attempt to attack me is simply unforgivable, which I did not necessarily pick that up from what Lisa was saying. That was not my takeaway from it. But I mean, obviously Julia has a lot of trauma under, you know, reasonably from this. So I was a little surprised that Julia's reaction went to that place. I wasn't really, I mean, look, last season, Alexia, look at all that happened after Adriana said, my son, you know, I broke my foot, you know,

like with Frankie and then that turned into like World War III. I think Lisa's just so insensitive to even say you have three baby daddies when she knows one of her children has passed away. That's just so Lisa to like not even remember. You know what I mean? To not even think of it. So yeah.

Yikes. I did not. I didn't think of it. When she said three baby daddies, I thought I was just thinking the daddies. I was not thinking like, oh yeah, that third baby daddy is connected to the tragedy. Well, I'm sure she didn't mean it. Like I'm sure she didn't mean like, you're a dead child.

You know, I'm sure she didn't mean it like that. It's just she's so Lisa to be, it's just so Lisa to be that insensitive, you know? So Lisa's like, I need you to apologize. And he's like, well, he's like, well, Julia, can you apologize? Cause you already said your intention was not to hurt her. So I'm going to help you out here.

And Julia was like, I'm sorry. No, not at this moment because it's just, what I said did not come from sneaky place. It came from goat place. And then he's like, all right, well, I'm bored with this. So I'm going to put a pin in it and we'll come from sneaky place. It came from gold place. And Andy's like, all right, well, I'm bored with this, so I'm going to put a pin in it and we'll come back to this. And I hope there's some resolution before the end of the night between you two. But if not, I really don't care because I just would rather talk about other things.

And Lisa's just doing that victim stare like she's just lost another lipstick and just doesn't understand why this keeps happening to her. So then Andy's doing his typical, you you know hunch down in the chair reading his phone and they're all talking you know during the break and stuff and uh Lisa's spending over the couch to get something and Julie's like Lisa even thought mad at you right now your legs are so hot they're so sexy welcome back so Nicole when are you gonna have a baby that looks exactly like Robin Williams? Bliss' heart RIP. What's that gonna happen?

You think, well, I'm not even sure if I ever wanna get married. You know, I'm just don't wanna rock the bow. You know, I don't wanna have a conversation about a prenup. So then Andy extends a condolence about her dad and we talk about Mike and talk about how Nicole was able to tell him that she was expecting and they're all like oh yeah circular life all that stuff so then we see a video of like Nicole and her dad

it's very sad and Lars is like well you know your dad had like a great life congratulations he had a great life even though like we don't even talk about other people's Mike moms and dads and this and that like like that you know but like your dad had a great life he had a really big one I sat on TV so like that's good yay for him lucky him yeah he had a great life and I mean not as great as like Marcus's dad's but like it's like a really good life like I love Marcus I miss him where's Marcus by the way I just want to say about the getting pregnant with Anthony's baby and them being like, well, you know what, I

don't even want to get married because they're talking about prenup like I don't need his money because I'm an anesthesiologist. I agree. Listen, more power to you, but don't have and this goes to everyone or the men in the situation. So give don't give him everything. Get married to him and don't have a prenup. I'm team you, okay?

I tell you that is team you. It doesn't matter what you have without him. He's gonna bring a baby into this world with you and he's out there buying giant fucking yachts for himself, like bachelor yachts for himself. Nail that down, man, please. Yeah, thank you. Just as your friend that you don't know.

To your friend who's looking out for you that you don't know about some bullshit. Okay. Yeah. So then Nicole is talking more about like how the show if it weren't for the show, she probably would not have confronted her issues with her dad and like dealt with them. So it's actually worked out really well and you know, all, they got to a place where she accepted him and that we're at peace. And then Andy asks, like, by the way, like, are you still in touch with, or someone asks, are you still in touch with Isis, the girlfriend? And well, it turns out that Mike was paying for Isis's apartment and her car. And Nicole's like, well, I mean, he's not around.

So I'm not going to pay for that. So that conversation didn't end well. Yeah. So that chick just wanted Nicole to pay for everything. How does that make any sense? And I guess then she figured since she was going to marry the guy, but you can't marry a guy with. Children all over the place.

He does this for and expect anything to be left over, you know, cause of course they're going to come through and he's got a ton of family members are going to contest that will or they're going to try and get whatever money was left, which of course is exactly what happened. You know, it definitely sucks for ISIS. I mean, you like, you have a better choice. I mean, what the fuck. And now all of a sudden you just don't have it.

So these are lessons to be learned. Isn't it? Okay. Learn. Pay attention. You these are lessons to be learned. Isn't it? Okay, learn. Pay attention. You're old enough to not be. Lessons to be learned for Isis and Lisa. You know. Listen, this show is educational.

There's a lot of lessons to be learned on this show. There's, yeah, a lot of lessons. So anyway, so Nicole still hasn't even met or found these other siblings that Mike had talked about. And then Andy's like, well, on a lighter note, Anyway, so Nicole still hasn't even met or found these other siblings that Mike had talked about and Then Andy's like well on a lighter note. What's Anthony's reaction to becoming a girl dad? Huh, I'm like, oh god. I hate the phrase. I hate the stupid girl dad And and boy mom I hate that one too. That's another one. That's really big They have their own Reddit. So on the Reddit app, when you're reading it, they start popping up all of these six, I've told you this before,

they start popping up like suggested Reddit for you. And it's just random shit you didn't subscribe to. And it's unfair because before you know it, you're reading all this shit. Like, how did I get involved in reading like text between like 16 year olds hating on each other? Like, why am I here? But anyway, one of the more recent ones was girl moms. And they are so, or boy moms, where they're like, to the girl that tries to break my son's heart. And they're like writing these memes,

telling off these little girls. I'm like, you're making a peanut butter sandwich for a child that's in kindergarten. Can we lay off? Yeah, I, listen, much respect to the dearly departed Kobe Bryant, who I believe is where the girl dad thing started from. It was after, after he died,

someone was sharing a story that he had said like, I'm a girl dad. And then everyone's like, I'm a girl dad too. But that being said, let's let it be just something that Kobe has because I'm just like sick of it. I'm sick of like the, I'm sick of like all these dads that think that they are. They're somehow like this time exonerates them for anything in life by being like, I'm a girl dad. I'm a girl dad. Like it's like, we get it. We get it. It's enough.

This is you're probably shitty to other people, but you're like, but I'm a girl dad. I can get away with it. I'm not saying that that's what all girl dads are like, but it kind of feels that way. Like, yeah, I'm just a girl dad. So Andy basically this turns back into Julia. Well, it doesn't turn back into it, but basically they all get up and Nicole is telling Julia, wow, that was crazy. Like, I can't believe that they Andy basically told you, would you apologize to Lisa right now? And you refused. And she's like, well, I didn't say she's a bad mother. So why would I apologize? I said, terrible, horrible, awful mother. This is all I said.

And she's like, well, you know, you should do the thing where you're like, I'm sorry that you were her. Even if you're not sorry, which is like the worst apology ever. And Julia even refused to do that. She's like, no, I will not do that. Yeah. But then Julia goes and knocks on Lisa's door and she's like, I need to talk to you. And she's like, why are you crying? Oh, did someone take away your forks too? She goes, no, it happened on Saturday.

And she tells a story about like her daughter was going off to leave home to go to a new job and she's moving to Washington. And so Julia's dad in an effort to try to comfort her is like, look at these baby photos of her look how far she's come But he accidentally sent a photo of Max which is obviously extremely triggering for her And so that was what was on her mind when she

Watched that scene back and so then she just starts to sob and she's you know She's like I know my dad was making a mistake and I know you didn't mean it like that So they kind of they they bury the hatchet and it's just like, God, I just feel so bad for Julia because this is like this has really affected her so badly. And they're probably going to have to talk about it again in part three when they talk about that gondola ride. So then Lisa goes back to the stage and she's like, Andy, I just wanted you to know we had a very real moment at the break without cameras, except, I mean, of course there were cameras,

but it wasn't these cameras, it was different cameras. So I just wanted you to know. She apologized. And he's like, literally do not care, okay. And Julie is like, we needed moment alone. It was so personal, so sincere. We had to do it. He's like, literally do not care.

I'm off the clock right now. Thanks. I gave her my favorite fork. Okay, great. All right, we're welcome back. And then we talk about Gertie's cancer and that we talk about how black women just don't get checked. You know that there's Gertie's like,

Gertie's being person for yes, like, for people without the same resources and trying to like advocate for people who, you know, need help or whatever. And so it's that's a nice segment. And Andy's like, And she didn't just like cancer, she got it, let's get to that. And so then that's the, you know, it's that segment. It's a big one. It's great, you know.

I mean, it's not great that she had to go through it but like seeing her with her kids and with Russell was like really touching and moving. And but then of course, what we're really here for. He's like, so by the way, your cancer journey wasn't without controversy. Crystal from Light says, Larsa, word to the wise, when someone reveals they have cancer,

don't say, how was I supposed to know that followed by, how do you know? Why would that be your first response, Larissa, aside from you just being a generally terrible person? But like, okay, but like, I feel like I've never like been in like a position, where like someone sits you down and then argues with you for 30 minutes until you're so confused. She called me fake. And Gertie's like, oh my god, you were arguing with me?

I was in my zone of darkness. Okay? I was in my zone of darkness. And for you, I said, who's the fakest? You know, what's that compared to, I have cancer. Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you? But like, no one's like comparing. And Gertie is like, I'm going to demand respect.

And I want my timeline. And he's like, well, when Larissa had loose lips about Gertie's diagnosis, so the story will be friendshipable, both into a category five. Okay. So now we see like the full package of Larissa just telling everyone everything. And Gertie is like, secrets matter, Larissa. Secrets everything and Grigory's like, secrets matter Larissa, secrets matter.

And Larissa's like, I'm like telling you like, like what's like, what my understanding is okay. Like I'm just trying to explain to you like, Erty, like, can I explain it to you like? Yeah. And Larissa's like, you know what, like, like, I thought it was about like if I went to TMZ or something. So stupid. And Andy's like, looking looking back do you feel like you owe her an apology and she goes I'm like I've like apologized like 30 like thousand like times like. And Gordy's like oh really because guess what never came the apology. The apology never came

I can tell you that much I've been waiting by my door the apology never came so I don't know who you think you apologize to but what's not me. and Andy's like well you know why would you tell the women and she goes because like I feel like like I wanted to like the women to like rally around her and like give her love and she goes what women those women were your friends I don't know those women I don't want those women rallying around me who are those women yeah we're gonna love on her no thank you you know them I don't know them you don't have all that you don't have the right to tell strangers. Okay. Well, they're like nice girls though So, oh, yeah, they are really nice girls, but they're not my girls. They're not my girls

They're nice though. So like they're not my girls hold like iPhone cameras So Scott Scott so and he's like Okay, well at the lunch she said Don't tell the girls right so by that that, I interpreted that as tell the girls. Yeah, but she said, don't. So I should tell the girls. Got it. No, but don't tell the girls.

OK, my understanding was I shouldn't put it on social media, but I should put it on social media. It only counts if I put it on social media. And Gordie's like, oh my god, if you were confused, the least you could do is text me about it. Because here's what I need right now. Ownership, okay? It was hard already. And you made it worse on me. And she goes, oh my God, I did not make it hard for you, my love. It did not.

You made it harder. You made it much harder for me. You made it very, very, very, very difficult for me. No, you made it hard for me to be a friend for you, actually. And she goes, Larsa, I have the right to tell you you hurt me. She's, yeah, but like, you hurt me like, you hurt me. You hurt me too. Oh my God, Larsa, not Larsa. That's why we like. On the show, we're literally nobody listens.

Larsa is the worst. I mean, that's quite a crown to take, you know? Like, the fact that she, like the woman with cancer is like, you hurt me by telling people, but you hurt me because you made her hard for me to be a better friend to you when you got mad at me when I told my friends about your cancer like that hurt me like that's not good and grie is like you know what I don't have the energy to deal with this density no these are boobs are these boobs at my but it's my butt is real it's not dense not talking about like really nothing fake about me. There's like nothing fake like oh my gosh what a

show I know we have hilarious We still have one more reunion episode left these women really do bring it. I love this show I want more people to watch it. It's so good. Yeah, it's a great show. All right, everybody. Well, thanks for being with us today. We will be back later this week with other things. Many, many other things. Go get tickets for the Netflix comedy festival and our European tour. Also, Patreon links for this bonus or this, sorry, not bonus, this episode also this video. Sorry, not bonus this episode also this video. Oh, I'm on demand video over at patreon.com and we will talk to you all next time Okay, bye Watch what crap ends would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like Allison King

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