Watch What Crappens - #2346 The 2024 Golden Crappies, Part 2

Episode Date: March 5, 2024

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Well, hello everybody, this is Ronny and this is Ben Thank you for joining us. This is our two-parter for the Golden Crappy Awards that we did Here in February in Los Angeles so much fun. Thank you to everybody who came thanks to everybody who streamed the tickets Online every year we released the audio right here where you're getting this podcast It's chaos this This show is chaos. It's screaming and yelling and just a bunch of people parting for two and a half hours straight. If it gets on your nerves, we get it.

You don't come. You have to be there. That's the glory of it, my darling. But it's also a huge amount of fun. We had a great, great time and we hope you're able to have a great time also. Obviously, there are elements of this broadcast that were really visual elements and so we apologize if it's a little disorienting as you listen but we

think that overall you'll have a great time and yeah next time come join us live. This is a very special category to me and Ronnie. Speaking of talent. Okay. This is the best musical scoring category to honor the great music that appears on Bravo every single day. Best musical scoring, guys. Best musical scoring. Guys, best musical moment. First nominee is Whitney sets a table while Bobby does her homework at the counter. That's a, that's a, I mean that is a, that is a bop.

It's gonna be a tough one to beat. Okay the next one is The Real Housewives of Orange County opening credits, but it's the DJ Maddy Reads 2023 remix. Okay, ready? I love fucking him! I love fucking him! Craig walks down the street and almost passes by the store he meant to go into, but then he finds the door and is super funny from Southern Charm. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do need something to work out to. Here's another one Salt Lake City double nominee okay. Heather has news her starboard card needs refilling. Okay. Like I mean you guys are gonna get a purple heart after this show.

Jesus. The women order poached salmon, real housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm a girl, a girl who likes salmon. I'm a girl who likes salmon when it's pink. I'm a boss bitch. It's a fish that's salmon. Boss bitch, salmon bitch. It's salmon's the boss bitch of the sea.

I'm a boss bitch, boss bitch, bitch, bitch, boss bitch. Sam is a boss bitch. Alright, now it's Garcel. When Garcel orders... Poach... Poach Sam and... Bring it, diamond, diamond I got that, bring it! Yeah! Blending diamonds on fleek down the street.

Salmon on the street? Yeah, yeah. Salmon on the street? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Wow. See you the winner.

They're very urban. Who is the winner? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So urban. Really in touch with it. Wow. And the the winner I think we forgot to make an envelope for the winner. Oh my gosh. Oh here it is we found it. Here's it the winner for best music. Whitney sets a table while Bobby does

her homework at the counter. Real House size of Salt Lake City. Congratulations. I'd like to thank all of the robots who were traumatized by religion who came up with that ditty. Thank you. Well done guys. Wow. That was great. Now we are going to, we're going to go to best, our biggest fail. Biggest fail. I don't know, but we're going out yes she is all right please welcome to the stage two of our favorite podcast hosts Mr. Ryan Bailey and Kate Casey all the way. Roseanna, yeah. Meet you all the way. Roseanna, yeah.

Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way.

Meet me all the way. Meet me all the way. I broke a chair But at least this one was with my hands and not my ass which I normally do How hot is Ronnie right now? Right? Yeah, look at him. Oh my god. Oh What your shots that I'm hot hello Remember when Ronnie was thirsty and over Brock earlier Yeah, okay, this moming me and getting some lick lick lipstick off my face Welcome to the crappies wait. We have a microphone. Actually wait give me Kate that one actually instead, okay? Yeah, I could not be more thrilled to be here. Let me tell you something. I have five children. I was like peace out

See you losers. Does anybody here want to drink with me tonight? Yes She will forget her kids for you. Yeah, I'm ready to rock it Does anybody here want to drink with me tonight? Yes! Wow! They will be drinking. She will forget her kids for you. Yeah, I'm ready to rock it. By the way, just so you know, earlier tonight I was at a fraternity party at Loyola Mary Mount. Oh, God. Every weekend.

You were. I realized you were the guy I was. Okay, you're literally coming here with lipstick all over your fucking face. I know. Drunk to the fucking gills. She's been with Joe Bradley earlier. Yeah, but I'm Irish. I'm actually not drunk. I've literally had six tequila shots, not even remotely.

Kate, what the hell? Anybody who listens to Kate, Kate knows this is some crazy shit. Kate, you want to do some fucking bumps off my ass while we're here? Wait, my niece is in the audience. Sydney, are you there? Stand up. Sydney went home, girl. Sydney's gone. Sydney, are you there? Stand up. Sydney went home, girl.

Sydney's gone. Sydney, are you here? Sydney was like, take care of Auntie. She was talking about Sydney backstage. There never was a Sydney. I took her here. OK. Katie's belligerent right now.

Is Sydney in this room with us right now? This is the perfect category for both of you guys. I know I said it, but I mean it. Does anyone want to drink with me tonight? Yes, we are going to drink with K.K. I'm not kidding. That was Ryan, perhaps. Thank you. The new Dorinda Melia podcast.

Oh, wait. Yes, thank you. Oh, is that your niece? So Ryan? No, but I want to drink with her. This is not. Okay. What about you?

What were you doing before this, Ryan? I was just hearing K. talk about her travels today. No. How cute is Ryan? Oh stop. Adorbs. Yeah. Well, let's is Ryan? Oh stop, yeah. So cute. Adorbs. Yeah.

Well let's get on with the biggest fail, shall we? Yes. All right, so the nominees are. By the way, for anybody who's watching this at home or can't see what Ryan just brought up here. He made a merc. Ryan brought up mercs. I purposely misspelled this.

Because Sutton would misspell mercs. He brought mercs as in the purse, everyone. Yeah. The heck. Wow. All right, Merce is in the purse everyone. Yeah. But heck, wow. All right, first nominee, who wants to, Ryan why don't you read that one. The first nominee we have Denise's Upside Down Jacket. Yeah, that's classic. Yeah, yeah.

That's a good one. This one's UK. Aaron Sy trying to make Jessel the victim. That way big fail. They failed. Sorry, my ladies. Ryan. Oh, the reality reckoning.

Which, by the way. Sassy's in the audience. Bravo, docket. Kate was on it. I'm in that. You're in the reality reckoning? I'm in the reality reckoning. Are you reckoning us right now? Yeah.

Are you in a reckoning? I'm the reality reckoning. If Bethany Franky reckoning. Are you reckoning us right now? Yeah. Are you in a reckoning? I'm the reality reckoning. If Bethany rightfully wants to say it. By the way, I would like to say they gave me terrible lighting. That was Bethany. Bethany is like, no, I can have better lighting than me. Okay? Cheetah lighting.

Cheetah lighting. Anyway. Oh, Whitney's exploited vagina. And you know what? If you have a vagina, you get that. You appreciate that. It's exploited. Kate really did hang out at a fraternity room.

I've never seen Kate like this. This is very mean. I'm not even drunk. I had six tequila's. I'm not drunk. I swear to God. Love it. Thank you.

You're welcome. OK. And who wants to play a game? Can we play a game? My least favorite quote on Bravo right now. Can we play a game? Yeah, we need to play a game with you guys. Basic information since they didn't cast people

that actually knew each other. Yeah, no, this was important to Ryan and to myself. We thought earlier, we're like, let's play a game. Okay. Ronnie, when did you first meet Ben? Glory Hole, 2011. I knew it. There was awkward because we both stuck it in

at the same time, like ow. I always, I always loved the games in real houseways where it's like, oh my God, you guys, you know, it'd be so fun. Let's play, I fucking hate you and here's why. Let's play a game where everyone who's cool gets to be on a wagon and everyone who sucks does not get to be on a wagon and they die. Who's off the wagon?

In a bonnet. Let's wear a bonnet though. They did that on Salt Lake City. They're like, who are you going to toss off your wagon? I don't know if you guys are willing to answer this, but I will. My question is, who do you fucking hate in Housewives? And I'll be the first one to say it. Who?

Why don't you be the only one? Yeah, what do you hate? Okay, I hate two people. I hate two people. I fucking hate Vicki Gomelson, because she... And I'll tell you why. Because she's demeaning and she's an idiot. And I'll tell you who else.

I fucking hate Alexis Bellino because she said a woman should never be president. Fuck her! Jesus Christ. Kate will never work again. How could you be so mean to one of the best up and coming news anchors? Oh my god. Okay, Ryan, why don't you read? That woman is a hard-hitting journalist.

How dare you? Sorry. Ryan is going to read the winner of the biggest fail. Oh. Oh, wow. The winner is the reality reckoning. Biggest fail. Wow.

Well done. Well done. Wow. Well done, Vapiti. Thank you. Can somebody drive Kate home? Right on, Kate, everyone. Well that was spirited. KC Ron and Riley everyone. And more ways than one. And now to present the award for Best Fight, which we almost had, almost had. Host of a really great podcast, that's a gay-ass podcast, Mr. Eric Williams.

Eric, come on out. Look at him. Look at this. How are you? We love a man in sequence. Thank you. A-Sousa's best. Come here, some noise. So handsome, so tall. What a stop in Ronnie. Eric is a relatively new podcaster and you guys should all listen to his podcast, that's a gay-ass podcast.

Oh, we didn't plug Sheena's shenanigans and all that. So we're going to plug a whole bunch of stuff. I did. Oh, you did? Okay, good. You're with the bro here. Ben and Ronnie have been on That's a Gay Ass podcast, and I think they are the best gay people I know.

Do we agree? I was very fortunate to be at your live show, where I had to lip sync, did I have to lip sync something by Diane Weest? You did a character actress lip sync. Yes. And you won That's a Gay Ass live show's champion of cock a character actress lip sync. Yes. And you won, that's a Gay Ass Live show's champion of cock, character actress Kanaalige. Ronnie, if

you were to choose a character actress that you would represent, who would you choose? I would, was that from Bullets Over Jones, I'm sure. Jones, Jones, I'm sure. Sisters! A very impassioned person in the audience just said, sisters! I guess seal award is probably what you're right, seal award. Anyway, let's get on with this category, shall we, Eric?

For best flight, are you ready for this? Oh, I was born baby. I love women screaming. The first nominee, Danielle and Lindsay Fallout in Summerhouse. That was a good one, right? Yeah, that's it, morning, my relationship with Paul. Summerhouse has lost me. Is anybody mad? It's, I'm done.

It's a little rough. It's a little rough. We're still watching, but it's been a little up and down. I'll just look at Kyle. Wasn't it good this year though? I thought Summerhouse was good this year. I think it's maybe the after the season stuff that we're already tired of before it came back.

That's right. I can't wait to find out what happened with Lindsay and Carl personally. Who gets the key off? I have a sad life. Who gets the key off? Next one. Next one we have the esophagus fight. Of Beverly Hills. Only Bravo can give us an esophagus fight. I don't know if that's the best fight or the best worst fight. Yes, that's fair. We also have Heather confronts Monica about reality vanties. That was pretty good.

And next, Sheena, Katie, and the hotel room in Mexico. Let's never forget that. That beret. I cannot with that pure one beret. hotel room in Mexico. Let's never forget that. Let's never forget that. That beret. I cannot with that Pier 1 beret. And finally, thank you, you're welcome. Taco Tuesday. Predictions.

Eric, do you have a prediction on who, and do you have a preference? Predictions and preferences. My prediction is that most likely it's the Salt Lake City fight. Uh City fight. However, there's something about hating Ann Marie. That feels so good. What a stupid fuking fight. Yeah. I mean I like it but I mean I would only give that like an 8.5. Yeah. How sad. If my husband told me I was an 8.5, I'd say you could suck all 6.5. Oh.

Yeah. Oh my God, that's good. 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7. I know. That's really good. You should have said you could suck all 10. You could suck all 12 and a half. He's like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Yeah, that's all fun and games until you're married. You're like, can I go back to the six? Ronny, do you have any preference? Do you have any threes available? Three? Honey. Girl, I mean, you gotta do it every day. Just a little package. Bring it in, let me finish it, and send it home.

Do you want me to hold your mic? Thank you. I don't have the jaw strength. And the winner of the best fight, Heather confronts Monacova, reality vaunteers! That's a that's a gimme. Unfortunately Heather Gay couldn't be here tonight so would you like to accept the award on her behalf? I would like to say receipts prove timeline. Screen shots. Thank you! Thank you, Eric Williams.

Go listen to That's a Gas podcast. Someday, love will find you. Rainbows change the light by you. When nights will remind you how we touched and went our separate ways. Oh, we touched it with our separate ways The Sultry Sounds Katie and Walter Katie and Walter

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Katie and Walter Katie and Walter Katie and Walter Katie and Walter Katie and Walter Katie and Walter We dug them out of the garbage. Actually, I dug peed on this shirt. That's a Tom Sandoval in the most extra shirt. I dug peed on it, and so we have to wash it so it'll all trick me. I like it every time I look over here, Katie, you're in a different wig. I'm extra, extra bitch. In a ceremony held earlier this evening... That wig is insane. You should just...

Katie is having a very Karen Huger moment with this wig right now. Is it on backwards? It's very Denise Richards. Yeah, this is very Denise. I'm having wig moments. There's a lot of wigs. Don't do that. Wig.

Don't do that. Don't make me sing the song. Don't make me sing the song. Wow. Wow. Troubled. All right. In a ceremony held earlier this evening, the Bill in Melinda Gates Philanthropic Man

of the Year Award for Providing Hotel Rooms and Detergent to the Needy Juan Dixon, Real Housewives of Potomac. Best chemistry. This is a tie. The first winners from Southern Charm, Olivia and Rod. And from Real Housewives of New Jersey, Louis and Bo Dedele. The best wolf. Bugger Wolf, baby. Bugger Wolf.

Outstanding achievement for I think being right there. I think he's right there. Is that him? I think that is him. John Jansen's son. Hi. Outstanding achievement for... Actually, it was someone else.

John Jansen's son as well. Lifetime achievement in being a slut who can't do her job. Norma. Lifetime achievement for fighting off pirates just by telling them really boring stories. Captain Sandy. And the outstanding achievement, oh this is a good one, outstanding achievement in making people shake in their boots without even being on a yacht, Ms. Kate Chastain currently on the traitors. Let's hear what she asked to say. Hi Ben, hi Ronnie. I just want to say thank you for this prestigious honor and award of making someone shake in their boots even when I'm not on a yacht.

I will carry this badge of honor with me with pride wherever I go. And you know, even though I can't be there at the Golden Crappies, and even though every single day I feel like the Golden Crappies for me, he's already given me two Golden Crappies today. This Golden Crappie, the one from you guys, is by far my favorite. So thank you. Thank you. That's great. Thanks, Kate.

And you know what we actually have? A little sully, little Sullivan. You know what, we actually have one last one, which we almost forgot about. This is the award for best new crappens listener. Let's see who that is. Hey, that's Lisa Vanderpump. Hello, Ben and Roger. This is Lisa Vanderpump. Hello, Ben and Ronnie. This is Lisa Vanderpump. I'm going to listen to your podcast. If you talk shit about me, I will become a boy with a very small voice.

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Oh my gosh, here's a good one. Oh yeah, oh that's in this kitchen, it's just us. Oh my gosh, this is getting long. We actually cut this down this year, you're welcome. We've only got 20 hours left. Suckers! Okay, this is a fun cap. This is a new one this year, I think. All right.

Biggest fuckboy. Oh my God, this is a difficult category. Because this is like biggest fuckboy, like most rapey energy. Like, we don't really even know how to break it down. So let's just get through her, shall we? Austin Kroll. Austin Kroll. Southern Charm.

Gary King from Below Deck Sailing. Yeah! Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory!

Cory! Cory! Cory! Cory! Who? He looks like an AI-generated prompt that went wrong. Over and over again they cast him. Cory Kweefer. Luca from several below decks. Yeah, he turned real quick, didn't he? That was...

Tom Sandoval's gonna be be a tough one to beat guys. Dude, I'm in love dude. Alright. Alright. Let's fuck boy. Dude. Should we read this together? Let's do it.

Do it bro. I'll put it on the mic. Wow. What? By a large margin. Wow, what? By a large margin too. Regount. Wow.

Austin Crowe. Austin Crowe. It's other in town. Biggest fuckboy. To win Biggest Fuckboy during the year of Scandival, said something. Said something. Well, this is actually a big deal because Austin got pissed off at us. And when we posted voting for this, wrote us,

still, still. And I said, yeah, because you were nominated and you made it to the next round. Congratulations. Yes. And he said, okay, but if I win this, you have to follow me and come on our podcast. I'll do it. And I said, okay. We'll do it.

So there you go. Get your beer and pillows ready. We're going to Charleston. Just kidding. We make a full cast trip out of it. Bum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum. Trap out. So, the next category, biggest villain, I mean this is a big category and we thought like if we're gonna have, if we're gonna do a category honoring villains, we have to really think of someone that we know who's like super villainous, who is known for being a little

mean, a little nasty, a little rude. We know it might create some awkward moments on the stage, but we feel like we should do this. So please welcome probably the meanest person we know, Danny Pellegrino. Oh You're real tough cookie with a big old shalom Must have the elastic like the one in my phone That's okay. Let's see how you do it. Oh get on my knees and I'll fuck right to it Hit me with the best shot fire away. You guys before, before, I'm sorry to take over here, before we get into the villain

category, I was just in the green room talking to Shishi. Sheena's still here and I did see that she was drinking so I said, what's going on with Jackson Brittany right did anyone see there did anyone see these rumors are popping up about Jackson no what are they I there are these rumors that maybe they're living separate lives or something right I don't think it's true rumors but I did ask her immediately downstairs and I just it seemed like she didn't think they were true either so I just wanted to pass that information along. Okay you guys it's safe, it's safe. Danny, I think it's just a ploy to get us all to watch that show.

Yeah, the Valley. Danny, you I just have to say since we last had you on here you have blown up. You're like on the Drew Barrymore show. You're like a star now, Danny. I think I was at the very first crappies. I still have my golden crappie from that very first one. It's like half apart because it was glued together but I still have it in my office. I love that you have that. One of my most prized possessions. Well you know Danny at that award show was like, you guys, I'm thinking of starting a podcast, but I'm kind of scared. And I had a right to be scared. International superstar.

I had a right to be scared because that's also where I met Ariana and she came on my show and then we did the cocktail book together. So it was because of you two really that I got in business with the two of them. And so I blame you for that. Yes. Which was not it, they're like woo! You're like no, fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you.

You're also a moderator, BravoCon, right? Yes, I did the Miami panel which was wild. Oh my god. And the Orange County panel which was so funny because, not funny, but it was like right after the Archie Shannon running into a house with a car situation. Yeah. Yeah and so that was immediately in the panel like it was like lights up I'm like Shannon tell me about the DUI and I think it kind of threw them all off guard and then I did here I don't know if this is true but people were telling me afterwards that

Vicki was upset that I didn't ask enough questions to her on the panel or something But I don't know that that's true, but I that's why wow She probably leaves that review on every Uber driver as well Didn't ask me enough questions. You know what one star? Well, I I can't believe you asked me about my idea why I'm just I was in a car I was in a fight with John Janssen, I let me paralyze behind the wheel. You guys, the next fucking season of Orange County is gonna be nuts.

Like, it's gonna be so, it's gonna be nuts with John and Alexia and all of that shit. Let me tell you something. I thought the last season of Orange County was awesome, personally. So I am ready for this season as well. It's gonna be wild wild without love triangle.

But anyway, we are here to talk about villains. Biggest villain. All these demons we're about to show you are up for the biggest villain this year. I'm excited. Are you ready? Here we go. I'm pressing the magic iPad. Okay. All right, let's see it. I do not care for that man. Do not care for that man. Do not care for that man. Madison!

Madison! When he was always tugging on that deck in that video that we had seen a hundred times. Yes, tugging on his boner. Madison! Same right now. Same right now. Austin Crowe. Austin Crowe.

He's like, I'm not doing anything. You've got a boner. That fucking turtleneck. I do not care for that man. I do not like him. I do not care for that man. I do not like him. I do not care for him. Austin Kroll. Okay, Larsa Pippen from the Real House of Mani. Now, I'm controversial. I fucking love Larsa.

I'm swearing a lot tonight, I'm sorry, but I do, I love how villainous Larsa is to watch. Now, is this someone that I need to buddy up with? No, but on a TV show I do like watching that level of personality on the TV. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. She really won me over when she was fake reading a book on the Traders. Yes. That was the best. Yeah, that was that was Larissa's greatest. So I turn this page again. Do you want me to do that again? Should I turn the page like? X, Y, Z and this and that like? She had some troubling views on Gertie's cancer, but other than that, well actually I love Larissa on the Traders

when the Alan coming goes around and taps everyone on the shoulder. They take down their blindfold, she goes, Parvati got touched. Parvati's a traitor. All right. Do you think Shirei knows the game she's playing yet? Shirei thinks she's on Jeopardy.

I have like supersonic hearing like. Shirei's ready to put her disc in the Plinko thing. For Shirei. They're like, Shirei, who would you like to vote off? She's like, can I have a CT? You do not have to phrase it in the form of a question. If a producer didn't get her when they were out in them woods, I swear her and Kevin would just be wandering outside that castle still. 100%

Okay. We also have Linda, Monica's mother from the real house of the Salt Lake city. It's a pretty big boo. I mean, that's a big win if you ask me. I would actually argue that that outfit is one of the most memorable of the year on Bravo. Just seeing her outside in the street, and then what did she walk home that day? Yes, she did. That was the day she walked home.

The Range Rover was in use. Right. She was like, I want to wear a Burberry, but I also want to wear a Polo. What do I do? Wait. OK, well, let's get to the next one, and then I have a question for you boys. So our next nominee is Monica. Now, I just want to know the two of you.

The two of you, who do you think is more villainous between Monica and the mom? Well, the tree came before the apple, so I would say the tree. But Monica is very promising. Her tree is very promising. Her little baby tree is going to grow into a big horrible villain tree, and I can't wait. But I sort of think it might be one of those diminishing return things. Like, you know how we look at Vicki Gunfelsen, and then she's got Brianna, you know, more stable than Vicki.

Brianna is fucking nuts in her butts, okay? Brianna's just younger. You need to marinate. The crazy needs to marinate. Brianna's going to fucking nuts over there with her essential oils and all that bullshit. Don't cap Brianna out yet. Yeah, she's also on keto, so I've been on keto,

and I know what a keto villain is like, because I've been one. That's like the final straw for Ben. He's like, she's on Keto. That bitch is dead. That's a high cholesterol. We have another villain. One more villain, of course.

This demon. Tom Zinzevol. Tom Zinzevol. Now these are some villains, you guys. These are some bad people that I love watching. I think it's hard to deny that Tom really did fit that villain role really perfectly, right? Yeah, he was disgusting and just watching a whole season knowing that he was cheating on Ariana and like he was just being like,

don't play him, what do you want to do now? I love you so much, don't play him. And you're like, you fucking asshole. So it's hard to deny that. And correct me if I'm wrong. We're only a few episodes into this new season, but it doesn't seem like he's showing a lot of remorse. Oh.

You don't think? Not really. I'm sorry, you thought it was my fault. Ah. It's hard to show remorse when you're busy having parties I don't think. Not really. I'm sorry, you thought it was my fault. Ah! It's hard to show remorse when you're busy having parties with strangers you're calling your friends now. Paid strangers. All right.

Wait, what did you say, Katie? I said, paid strangers. Paid strangers, yes. That was originally the Camille Grammar story. By the way, that's the perfect wig to throw that kind of shade in. I feel like all the curls just bounce really angrily. Danny, will you do us a...

Like a Bob Ross impersonator over there. It's like a really pissed off Bob Ross. Look at how I love him. And the villain is... Tom Sinsavall. Tom Sinsavall. Yes, Danny, thank you. And the villain is... Thompson's of all. Thompson of all. Yes, Danny. Thank you. Thank you, boys. I love you. We all love you.

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A maid probably took it. Can someone ask the maids who took my bathing suit? I think they speak German. Ask them if they speak German. They took my bathing suit. The bathing suit is for a 28 year old looking person, okay? You know why it's so nice to be here, off of pause. I get to meet Kristen.

You know Kristen, you're so brave, you're a brave woman. Wait, Durinda, you were fired, right? How dare you say that? I wasn't fired when I said everything stupid stuff. You deserve whatever your husband did to you. Well, I'll tell you what I don't deserve, not being invited to a rangers game by Kelly Bensimo. She's invited every Tom, Dick and Harry, all of whom I'd probably talk to, I'm just so horny. Let me tell you something, eagles

don't fly with pigeons, honey, it's so easy to breadcrumbs. Does someone say something about free breadcrumbs? I'm broke. I'll tell you what broke me, not getting invited to a rangers game. It was weird. You're being weird right now. This was happening.

You're being weird. I just need you to be authentic. Authentic? Like my marriage to Josh, which is like very authentic, like he definitely did not cheat on me. You know what? H what horses don't swim with fax machines, honey. All right, so get your crayons and go to a park What what what? Audits don't make co-basta with butterflies bitch

For crying out loud speak English to Rinda squirrel don't roll a skate with secretaries, bitch. That ranks like a chip pencils and you're rollers. Oh, well, why didn't you seat in the first place? OK. And that was Real Housewives of New York, legacy. All right. We've got to sit down for this one. I mean, I know I've been sitting down the whole show.

Guys, come get this stuff. Get it out of my way. Clear it. Clear this stuff. Guys, there was a... Your... Do you need your microphone? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'll do that for you. Guys, there was a... Your... do you need your microphone? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'll do that for you. This is a very hurtful thing to have to do, but I'm gonna have to honor the best villain tonight. Ben, go ahead and hit it, would you, John? I think I hit it. I think I hit it. I hit it.

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Now I'm welcome as old trash And blame it on the stash Cause I'm just Tom Can't even get love from Schwartz's mom Is it my destiny to live a life of manly tom fritility? I'm just Tom coming soon to your darlin's prom What will it take for you to see the man inside the scantability Oh

No Wasn't about sex, it was about two people having a connection Through sex Sure, I could have broken up with you, but emotionally that was like my temperance. With my emotions. I want you to know I'm here for love, I'll fake the real thing. And in a crime at my dark heart, when I sit on your feelings. When I shit on your feelings It's my car, I'm finally here

Quiet and screaming I'm the screamer Hey, I'm not lying, I'll take a lie detector to prove it Hey, that wasn't malicious! Okay, it was malicious. But it wasn't malicious intent! Can you feel my chemistry? Alright, well, when you thought I was lying...

Feels so good, my chemistry! You put a ball at me! Can you feel my chemistry? Feels so good, my energy You could've followed me Can you feel my energy? You know the first time I made out with her? Feels so good, my energy I was like, bro, maybe you're not washed up after all, dude I'm just Tom and I'm in ass And I'm braided to his snuff

The hero checked me out Cause I'm just Tom My name is Tom and so is his And I'm staying who I is The hero checked me out Confirmed to stop I'm just Time Thank you. Thank you. I'll take that as a sign of forgiveness. Thank you. Come on, here comes one right now. Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. We've never done this before. Hey. Oh, are you fixed?

Yeah. Oh, I need a stool. That's a terrible accent. I don't know why I'm... I needed a stew. Why mine is Liverpool, but it is. Hello. Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Berlin.

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Take my breath away A wonderful way Thank you to Maddie and Poodle from RealtyGaze We love you guys. That was beautiful. Oh, beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful voices of angels. Gay, gay angels.

My God. They could be guys on Bravo. They just touch you when you don't want to be. You know what I mean? You can't help it. Oh, everyone get excited. What talents. And Ben, great fucking job on that. Well thank you. Amazing. It's my favorite thing every year. That song that he wrote. My

favorite year. Thanks for coming to our talent show guys. And now what is next? That is next. Girl. Girl. I feel like you should do it. Okay. Well, this is a big category. We're now getting into, we're in the final stretch here. We got the major major categories. How we doing? Everyone okay? Well behaved I think. We're in the final stretch. You guys have great energy late into the show. We love it. You guys really have been great. Thank you. Has anybody barfed on anybody? Has anyone barked? Has anyone been arrested? Get to work! Get to work! Okay, so here we go. This category is a big one. Best Bravo moment. And the person that we were having present this

He came last year and he was wonderful and we love him. He is both the writer and star of Southside on Max, but also the one song podcast which you should also go subscribe to. Please welcome Diallo Riddle, everyone. Yes, Diallo! I'm talking away Denise! Denise! I think that might be upside down Denise! Today's another day I'm gonna find you Shying away

Denise! It's upside down I think Denise! Is your jacket upside down? Denise! I think it's upside down. Don't do this. Denise, I'm saying, I know what you're doing. Let me help you with that.

I know what you're doing. Oh, Denise. Stop it. Amazing. Stop it. Denise, I got a question. How much did you earn on OnlyFans this morning? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Backwards. D'you all are riddle, everyone. Beautiful. Oh, the proper blazer is coming on. Guiwapo. Yes. Y'all. The Hawks. I'm going to hold this. Oh, it's like a...

You guys, I think best quote was the hardest Category this year. It was. I think that was insane because when you think about You may leave Did not make the cut you may leave didn't even make the top five. Isn't that wild? That's crazy to me. This is this was probably one of the best year for Bravo quotes of all time. It was insane. It was insane. And honestly, can we all agree that Bravo is having a moment? The moment. It's a moment. Like, if you read the trades, inside source, like the level, like the degree to which everything is just being taken over by Bravo. And you know what's so funny is that like, I feel like there's so many people that are like, guys, I just started watching Vanderpump Rules, it's really good.

I'm like, yeah, we've been here for like 11 years already. Well, well, this is confession time. Okay, this is your confession time. This is confession time. Okay, this is confession time. This is my confession. You guys got me into Bravo. Really? Wow. My wife?

My wife? Shout out to my wife. She's wearing a poverty headband right now. Wow. Shout out to the traders. We have our kids watching the traders. My six-year-old has an opinion about Phaedra. Good.

You're raising them right. No, I agree. Listen, I would walk through the room, I would hear my wife listening to this podcast, and I was like, wow, those motherfuckers are really funny. And then I started watching Bravo. So it's insane that, like, you know, some people come to the podcast because they watch the shows. You guys are hilarious.

Thank you for having me. Well, thank you, Diallo. Thank you. I have a question. When your kid has a tantrum and you're like, you're having a tantrum. Does your kid say, I do too much because you do too little? Because that would be a dream. I will say this. The other day I saw my kid feeding our dog

like some human food and I was like, don't be a Lisa. Oh yeah. Don't be a Lisa. Don't be a Lisa. Don't assume that that dog wants that human food chucked off the side of a boat. There's, there are valuable lice lessons to be had from Bravo,

and I think that is the big takeaway. I'm raising Bravo kids. We're raising Bravo kids. You're like, back it up. You better back it up, daddy bitch. You better back it up. Okay, are you ready for the comment? I feel like I'm presenting

the best picture award at the Oscars. You basically are. This is the biggest award of the night. This is a huge, huge and important category. And shall we get get on with it? Let's do it. Let's do it. Well this first one, this is just positive. I mean like no jokes here. Yeah. Sha-ta-isha, Captain Jason, I think we were all on board for this. We didn't want to, you know, that was just positive. It was a rare moment of like humanity on Bravo.

We were like, what do we do with this? They were protecting the employees. They were making a safe work environment. I have no jokes here. Well, that's good because we go from a very scary potential sexual assault to... Mary Potential Sexual Assault II. Mary Cosby confirms that Heather looks in breath. Can I admit, one of my favorite moments of the reunion was seeing Mary Cosby connect

with Monica, and I was like, oh, that's kind of cool. And then I was like, oh, that's kind of cool. And then I was like, wait a second, they're both sleeping with inappropriate people in their families. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Brother-in-law's, grandfather's, like, she was like, I get you, yes.

Wait, I love, I just. A crazy point of bonding, like, you fuck inappropriate family members, me too. Let's go to lunch. They made that order of words, you know, brother-in-laws and grandfathers. Like their own brother-in-laws and grandfathers. Okay.

I agree. All right. Oh. This might be my favorite moment. Every time my wife and I go to a restaurant, we use this. Listen, you know you're at a good restaurant when the restaurant has primed the waiters

to identify who is the hostess of the dinner. That is insane to me. That poor guy, he's just like, yeah, okay, I'll see what I can do. That poor guy, his name is Chad. Wade or not secure? Chad. That's right, he was at Bravo Cup. That's true. I want you to make sure she leaves this dinner right now.

I like any sentence that starts one way and goes another way. She was like, I am the hostess of this dinner. She is, her behavior is inappropriate. She was just like, no that's since wasn't going the way I wanted. I'm gonna go another way. Yes, let's not forget I feel like in all the talk there's been so many amazing scenes. I feel like we forgot about that then like what was like around this was Meredith being like, you don't understand there's a child somewhere who's crying. We forgot about that.

They were so, that whole dinner is quotable. That was, that was a crazy dinner. That was I think one, I think that may have been like one of the best episodes of all time. Of all time. Easily. Right again my vote. Okay. Monica cries that she bought a Louis Vuitton to fit in. You know what, guys? I will say, this happens early on in the season. Yeah.

I think this was very... I don't want to call it relatable, but like, you know, like you kind of get it, right? Right. Like, it's like, oh, you know, she's just, she just wants something nice. Yeah. That's what she says.

She just, I just want something nice. She was in her nice little house, and she was like, oh, you know, she's just, she just wants something nice. Yeah. That's what she says. She just, I just want something nice. She was in her nice little house and she was like, I just want like a ball of beer. Tell it in love. And you're like, oh. Yeah. It's a great reveal later on in the season.

It was manipulation, god damn it. Oh no. I'm poor. And it worked. We were like, yes, poor queen. And the final not a queen. And it worked. We were like, yes, poor queen. And of course, the real Housewives of Salt Lake City season finale dinner. We've seen the memes. What can we, what can even be said about this at this point? She should win for this image alone.

I mean, this image is burned into all of our brains. Meredith, with the Shaw. I can't even see a Shaw now without thinking about Meredith Marks. I see the people wearing the Brooks Marks sweatsuits over there. I know you're over there. Shout out to y'all. You guys got yours. We ordered ours. They didn't come for months.

So congratulations, Brooks Marks. Well, it takes a long time for a toddler to sew a sweatshirt. What do you expect? Wow, best Bravo moment. I'm excited. I know what I voted for. So what did you vote for? What do you think?

I voted for Meredith. I voted for Meredith, Marks. She is the housest of this, and this woman needs to leave. This woman needs to leave, but I don't know, I have no idea. Rodney, what's your Bravo moment? That picture of Meredith, like coming out from your shower drain, like... She had finally just... Well, last time my shower drain had air.

It was a long time ago, but... The Benzos had finally worn off from the airplane. She's like, finally, I have a nice, light dinner. I don't know. I mean, that dinner was... It will go down in history. That's up there with all the... That's up there with the freaking rats and snakes speech of Survivor Season 1.

That is a... That is in the library of Congress if you ask me so Diallo, it probably will be the way that this shifts going talking about this in Congress I know Shot that made it all the way to the halls of Congress. Yeah, I know I'm so proud So it's gonna be like Abraham Lincoln sitting on that chair with Heather Gay's fucking face on it. Children will forsake the Gettysburg Address and they will learn Heather Gay's speech at the finale of that season.

So I've never been so... For a score 20 years ago, Monica started an Instagram account. I've never been so honored in my life. The declaration of... You You exploited my vagina. I wish we could do the crappies for just that reunion special. All three parts. I know. You need like a solid six hours to talk it out. Fingers on my head. And the winner of Bear Spots. Here we go. And the winner is... Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season finale dinner!

Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Hard to deny it. Salt Lake City. Diallo, thank you so much. I will accept this crappy on their behalf. Please do. Because we all know they deserve it.

Thank you. And everyone, check out Diallo's podcast, one song. Oh, I love you, Di it. Thank you and everyone check out Diallo's podcast one song Take your right side up jacket Everybody's going off the deep end Everybody needs a second chance You want a piece of my heart You want to be the show. You wanna be the show. Come on baby, let's go.

Yes. Thank you Katie and Walter. Alright. And now for another nominee. Final nominee. Final nominee. Final nominee. For best show, Vanderpump Rules.

I'm getting divorced. I'm getting married. And I'm opening up for cascade, a pool. Oh, cascade, is that gonna be bigger than Ruchella? Fuck you, stupid man, just let die in the fire, you jump-hoof-face! We don't need boys, we're gonna have the best girls' trip of all time. Yay, my mom's gonna come. Looks, it's Garstel's son.

I'm gonna go squirt all over him. Squirt, squirtirt all over him. Squirt gallons all over him. Hey, it's me, Raquel. Can I make out with him? Oh, he's all yours, Raquel. I'm a girl's girl. Go flirt with that guy. Live your best life, you single bitch.

Okay, okay. Stupid whore, Raquel. I can't believe you made out with him. I would never trust you around my man, Raquel. Well can't believe you made out with him. I would never trust you around my man, Rikavsk. Well, good thing you don't have a man for me to make out with for... If you had a man, because if I had, if you had a man, I would make out with him, but I don't have a man, and I, but I, so I'm not making out with him.

Someone reboot Rikav. Reboot Rikav. I'm gonna go look at my star machine. She says you're stupid, slut, I hate R out with him. Someone reboot Raquel. Reboot Raquel. I'm going to go look at my star machine. She says she's stupid, slut. I hate me, girl. She's a dumb heart. She's stupid. She's slutty. She likes stars.

She likes stupid star machines. Oh yeah? I'm going to fuck all of your boyfriends. Yeah, man. So Raquel came over last night and then she totally dipped out. Like she like dipped out man. Um, Katie, I'm really sorry but there's no more hotel rooms in Mexico so you have to leave the country.

I don't need a wedding to have fun. I'm gonna have the most epic girl's trip in Mexico. We're gonna like drink roll of gray tea. Hey, Raquel, do you want to secretly make out in front of everybody so Katie can't see right under Katie's balcony? Yeah. Psst, psst, psst. I totally slept with Raquel, and it's all your fault, Ariana.

Go fuck yourself with a cheese grater. You're a piece of shit, and I want you to remember that I totally slept with Raquel and it's all your fault Ariana! Go fuck yourself with a cheese grater, you're a piece of shit and I want you to remember that for the rest of your life. Hold on. Thank you, Thank you. Vanipam rules. Vanipam rules. Oh, thank you. Little pink butt over there.

All right. So, now is big one. It's a big one, guys. It's a big one. A lot of our friends, you know, one of the good things about this is meeting so many talented people who do what we love to do, which is talk shit about Bravo. So we invited some of our new friends, some of our old friends, to come give us their thought on the Bravo Liberty of the year. Let's go listen to what their choices are for Bravo Liberty.

I'm Kaya. And I'm Erin. And we're Bravo Wild Black. You're probably thinking oh Bravo Wild Black they're obviously gonna pick Phaedra. Shame on you. How dare you jump that conclusion about us but you're right. Our Bravo Liberty of the Year is Phaedra. Whether she is somehow un-amirated to medicine with no sign of a boyfriend in medicine or dragging your favorite big brother alum. Phaedra is the judge and jury of our TVs and our lives.

My name is Taylor Strakker and my Bravo Liberty of the Year without a doubt is Uba. You can never say Connecticut ever again without thinking about Uba. What's up? I'm Shooter from the Bravo Bros and my Bravo Liberty of the Year is Sutton Strack. What's up everybody? This is Steel from the Bravo Bros and my Bravo Liberty of the Year would be Craig Conover. What a glow up. What a year he's had. What a journey we watched him go on.

Atta boy Craig. Hello, this is Dame Brian Moylan, president and founder of the Real Housewives Institute and my Bravo Liberty of the Year is Tom Sandoval. Yes, he's an asshole, but we wouldn't have had one of the best seasons of reality TV without him. Wow. Bold choice, Dan. Thank you.

Bold, bold choice. I love hot takes like that. Yes, thank you to all of those guys. Do you guys think that Tom Sandoval deserves to be best Bravo Leopardy? All right, well who is the Bravo Leopardy of the So sweet! Love her! Love her! That's good. Ariana Maddox. I don't want to say that we cursed her, but...

She got one little bow. Bow. I mean, what needs to be said? Ariana, what a year. Okay, next up, Heather Gay. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Let me tell you guys how I got my black eye. I don't know. You're welcome. You're welcome. But I'm pretty sure, pretty sure Jen Shaw has something to do with it.

Okay, oh, Jesser Tank. Jesser Tank. She came from nothing and came to a faraway land where she could unpack boxes and someday meet a man she could yell at and oh guys. I have to tell you something This is so Povet so you know the video that was before with Jess on Povet so they sent in their videos So they sent it separately and I put them together and Jessal sent in hers and I was like where the hell is Povet's video? And I looked, Gmail sent it to spam.

I was like, that is so Jaisal and Povet. Povet, you stupid and considerate, you can't be sending your things to spam. It was probably because of all the fried chicken coupons that were attached. It's like the New York Street Committee, the New York Street Food Committee. Okay, so Jaisal and then there was Sutton Strike.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. My esophagus is small, and I'm not apologizing for it. And the winner is, who do you think's gonna win? I think, well, Ariana's gonna win, don't you think? Ariana? There could be a name a moment. Ariana's gonna take this one. And the winner is Ariana Maddox from Vandepapur Woo! Well done, Ariana. And here, to kind of accept her award,

Miss Ariana Maddox. Hi Ben, hi Ronnie, hi Crappiners. There's one day that I look forward to every year. I wake up in the morning, I cross the days out on the calendar I look forward to it. I just want to know when is it coming when is it coming and it's the Golden Crappies They cannot believe that I'm missing out on being at the Golden Crappies in person this year But I just wanted to send my love to all of you guys and saying thank you so much And I just really wish that I could be there. I know you're having the best time.

Please raise a glass in my absence. And thank you again. I love you guys. Happy Golden Crappies. It's the most important award show of the year. And once again, Katie and Walter, best house band there ever was. I mean, come on. Thank you.

How can you not? I know of course like the one year that she won Bravo the year, Bravo the Laborative the Year. She is killing it in Broadway right now across the country so good for her. Amazing. Yes. Alright. Okay now best Bravo show of the year. Here we are, the final award of the evening. You guys have been so patient, so kind. No one is barfed. Guys, we're all growing up, aren't we? Here's a quick summary.

We've got Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Real Housewives of Miami. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Real Housewives Ultimate Gross Trip. Real Housewives of York. Can't believe it. And Vanderpump Rules. It's going to be, it is between Vanderpump Rules and Salt Lake City, I think, is what this is a tight one. The winner of Bravo Show of the year is... Real Housewives of Salt Lake City! Congratulations to those in red, biaches.

And thank you so much for being here. Thank you to Katie and Walter, all of our guests, the Balanced Theatre, all of you, your love and support and everybody who came here today. We love you guys. Watch what happens, watch what crappens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens Watch what crappens, watch what crappens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crappens Crappens!

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