Watch What Crappens - #2350 RHOBH, Part 1: Booze and Hisses

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi. You look happy. I'm so happy. You look happy as a clam.

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So we are having Summerhouse on the main feed and we'll just do Miami on Monday. So it'll be our recap. We'll be up on Monday. And then for our bonus this week, we are going to be betting it all on blonde for Erica James riveting, fascinating and insightful spin-off show that shows what happens when someone goes to a rehearsal. So today, today, for the first time, their rich husband isn't paying for very interesting, very interesting stuff. Now we were going to completely ignore that because Erica's trash, but I woke up to two texts

from friends about it saying who by the way, friends don't text Ronnie anymore. Thank you very much. Oh, sorry. Well, I took the notes at least you just had to watch it. I mean, look, we had to watch it anyway. So it's a Bravo show. We're not going to just not watch it. So, you know, we're just going to talk about it because two friends were like, oh my god, this is so fun. I can't wait to hear what you say. It's so funny and I was like, okay, and so I mean I was up at five in the morning. Anyway, I cannot sleep lately I've stopped taking sleeping aids and usually that takes a week of addiction I think that's why I've been so bitchy

about drug addiction this week on our show. I've been really bitchy about it as far as like Vanderpump rules and below, I'm not below deck, Summer House where I'm just like mad at everybody for being sober and like complaining about sobriety and like I've really had a chip on my shoulder about it. Guess why?

Cause I am a drug addict. And so I'm just recently off of Ambien. And I guess it hasn't been an easy road. So there's my confession for the day. But I cannot fucking sleep to save my life. And so I'm up at five in the morning. So what else am I going to do? I took a piano class on YouTube. And then I came and I took notes on well, look, the least musical thing I could have possibly thought of, which is Erica Jane. Hey you know what you're having trouble sleeping I think that turning towards betting it on blonde is the perfect choice to help you try to you know get some Z's so anyway we have some live shows coming up I'm being I'm

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that we'll be recapping, be sure to join our Patreon, patreon.com, slash watch what, grab on. So that is that. Now we actually have this big Beverly Hills recap, this reunion. So let's dive into it. Okay. Should we dive in?

Dive in, Ben. Okay. I'm going to dive in. So it opens up with Andy talking. We're right where we're at right now is that Andy and Kyle are, you know, I'm going to dive in. So it opens up with Andy talking, where we're at right now is that Andy and Kyle are, you know, I'm not Andy and Kyle. Kyle and DeRite are talking about their friendship falling apart. So Kyle is like, and he's like, Kyle, at the celebration of life, I know you welcome the

support of the ladies, but at other points of the season, there was a market distance between you and your friends especially Dereet. It seems like maybe that began last year where you said you were disappointed in Dereet for how she handled the Cathy situation at the reunion. She's like, you know what they were like coming after me, but then they were like, rah, rah, rah, Cathy. It's like everybody loves Cathy, but like nobody loves me. And I'm like, I'm mad.

That's why I'm mad at Dereet right now. It's like totally Cathy based. And I'm like, I'm mad. That's why I'm mad at Jari right now. It's like totally Kathy based. Get over it, dude. Like, is your whole life about being miserable and resentful of your more famous sisters? Like seriously, it's your 13th year as you reminded us, or your 12th year, whatever. I can get over it, Kyle, okay?

You have Ambien left. Yeah, seriously. You got the fuck over it. I don't want to hear it from you. Okay. I'm just gonna keep projecting my anger for my own life on to other shows and You're getting it today. Okay. And also that's not the point. Kyle's this is a perfect example This episode is of Kyle deflecting refusing to take responsibility and blaming everybody else and being the biggest fucking victim. I mean, is there a religion opening? Like, are you really competing

for the biggest martyr in the world? How are you turning into you dumping Dureet into Dureet saying one nice thing to Kathy at the reunion? Come on. Yeah, I was like, Ronnie's gonna have a field day with this episode just because Kyle was being so Kyle and the way Kyle, you know, and like, she's like,

well, I'm sorry, maybe I just wanna pull away. Maybe like the way, like again, like the champion of open and honest, now declaring that sometimes she just wants to pull away and be alone. It's like, okay, this is peak Kyle right here. And so she's like, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Andrew. It's like, whoa, see, you think that I'm kissing Kathy's butt?

That is the most hysterical thing coil. And Dariott's like, listen, I was only trying to make you see that Kathy wanted you to take some responsibility. It's like one line in the reunion. And then Garcelle's like, Oh, do you ever just say I was wrong? Okay. You're not wrong.

Garcelle. Doreet never says she's wrong, but Kyle also never says she's wrong. And right now Doreet is against Kyle and I need some support for Doreet. Unless making this about you and Doreet. This has nothing to do with you and Dereet. You already read Dereet for Filth and won that argument. Exactly. Let Dereet win this one because I need Dereet to win this one. Stay out of this one, Chris. Yeah. I 100% agree. And I also feel like Garcelle, now, I mean, you did, you read Dereet for Filth.

So now go read Kala for Filth. In fact, like you, in fact, you started down this, this process, the season. Now is your time to do some finishing moves. Okay. Like, why are we the only two people it feels like who see the hypocrisy in kind? Well, we're not. I think when I say, I'll like, I think a lot of our audience does feel this way too. I don't know why I just act like we're part of the reunion. But like, why can't why can't they see the the hypocrisy, the way we see it so clearly? I don't know, but it's annoying because Kyle is basically she's taking this whole like, well, Sutton attacked me all season. Well, that was Garcelle. I mean, the moment she's talking about that party, we're Garcelle and Sutton

together working in tandem, which by the way, we'll get to. And they were in the right anyway, in my opinion. But it was them working in Tantum, but the only one that Kyle has pissed off at is Sutton for some reason. And so Garcelle keeps trying to get in here. But for whatever reason, Kyle won't argue with Garcelle, only Sutton, which might kind of funny, because Garcelle was way more offensive in that situation than Sutton was, I thought, if you're from Kyle's perspective. Yeah, but Sutton was the one who actually broke the internet. So that's why Kyle is mad.

It's like you basically, you had a social media moment that everyone loves and everyone continues to love Sutton, even though like I'm the one supposed to be having a sympathetic storyline, I'm supposed to be the next Arianna. But for some reason, Sutton comes out of this with everyone saying name them and everyone loves Sutton. So that's what Kyle's really pissed at about. It's not funny. Who knew Arianna would get to this point? I mean, Arianna is like the most popular costume at Bravo's party city at this point, or Halloween city or whatever, you know?

Yeah. Like every Bravo star just wants to be ariana for the season. It's true. So anyway, so Kyle's like, well, you know, another thing that bothered me about this, like, oh, so I'm allowed to speak on my own behalf. Okay, okay, okay. So Andy's like, all right, Kyle, well, I want to move on to something else. I want to talk about your sobriety.

It's been about a year and a half. Is that right? How does it feel? And she's like, oh, Andy, it feels amazing. It's not like I have a problem or anything. So you think, well, why would the change affect you so much? But there's just something about it that really changes you.

It's like, the world looks so different when you're not viewing it from the floor with your legs in a split. It's so crazy. It really changes you, Andy, which is why I have a totally new face this season. Completely different face. Now, listen, I'm all for people going sober. I'm currently sober. And it's fine. It really hasn't changed that much about me, except that I'm more bored on the weekends.

I will say that people who talk about it this much probably do have a problem because you've made it too much of your personality to not have a problem with it. Okay. Stop making this your whole personality. She's like, I don't have a problem, but I'm going to mention it every five seconds that I don't have a problem with it. You know, I'm just saying reexamine it or shut up. So then Andy is like, so DeRede, how much do you think Kyle Sobriety is influenced by her new friendship with Morgan? And DeRede, it's like, well, you change. First of all, the answer is she's a completely ripping off Morgan,

just like she's ripped off everybody else more popular than her in her life. Okay. Evidence, pink swing in the backyard and multiple dogs for no reason. Yeah. So DeRede, it's like, well, you the backyard and multiple dogs for no reason. Yeah. So Doree, it's like, well, you change your lifestyle. You're not drinking. You've got friends that don't drink.

And I understand how Morgan can pay a role in that regard, but I don't think that she influenced Kyle to stop drinking. Yes. So she didn't tell her to stop drinking, but Kyle's copycatting her. Why don't you just give a real answer, Doree? That's your problem, you know? It's like you pussyfoot around. Just say it. Yeah, I mean, I think what is hard here is that like Kyle's like, I don't have a problem that, you know, I didn't, I didn't stop drinking because I didn't have, because I had a problem, which I believe. But then she's also surprised at the

idea that like, oh, you've, you're changing all these things in your life all of a sudden. You're having like a clear life change. I wouldn't, I won't say midlife crisis because that she might not be in crisis, but she's definitely having a midlife shift, but she's sort of like acts surprised at this idea. But I do think that she is, yeah, I think that she's fully copycatting Morgan. I don't think that she did it because Morgan She's like, her style, her hair, her tattoos, her not drinking, her like working out all the time. She's literally copying every single thing about this person. Yeah, she just decided this is the new personality that I want to have and I'm just going to copy it And I'm gonna draw a little Kimo Sabi hat on my elbow. You know who was that Kimo Sabi by the way?

Yesterday, I believe. We're bonus singer. Okay. She had to go there. Okay. She had stored her hat incorrectly. So one hat of her hat was sticking up her cowboy hat. She looks like a cameo to get my hat fixed.

Okay. And now like Kimo Sabi's. All right. Susan. Um, well, um, I forgot what we were talking about with Kyle. Okay. But anyway, so then I'll live it. Oh, I think part of it, that Kyle, I think part of the reason

Kyle is getting so mad at that because a, she has been copied. She is being called out on copying board and flat out on the internet at least. But I think one of the reasons she's offended is cause it takes away like her personal wins. Like it takes away the credit of her quitting drinking on her own and it gives the credit to somebody else. Like, oh, you're only copying a person that's better than you, which I can kind of get. You know what I mean. So then, Andy is someone named Olivia Stabler on Twitter, which is kind of a mashup of the names on Law and Order SVU, right?

Yeah, oh yeah. I was like, why does this person sound familiar? Is this someone that we're supposed to know that must be what it is? Cause it's Benson and Stabler, I think on there. Why are they invoking Law and Order SVU in Beverly Hills? Was this just Mariska Hargitay? Mariska from Hargitay says,

everyone's being mean about Kyle's sobriety. Garcelle, what's your response? Are you mean? Are you mean to Kyle? Bum bum. Garcelle like, no, no, no, I don't think we're not. In the criminal justice system, one side of the stage is mean to Kyle

and the other side of the stage is mean to Kyle and the other side of the stage is a really mean to Kyle. Lawn to reach. Lawn open and honest. We're open and honest. The Kyle version. So Garcell's like, well no, as someone who probably was on this law and order at one point, I don't think that we were not on board with it. But every now and then we were like, you know,

like, oh, are you really doing this mocktail thing? You know, and just like, didn't really answer that. She's like, you know, we were, of course, we were on board with that. We just wanted to make fun of her for this ridiculous choice she made. And Erica's like, I think if Kyle had a drinking problem, it would have been different, you know, I mean, you know, when someone really has a problem, it's not like I'm making jokes. You know, like remember when Crystal was talking about her eating disorder and I just said, Oh, who doesn't have one, honey? I do mine with, uh, with laxatives.

You know, what's the big deal, why people so mad triggered? That's so true. Okay, so Garcell's like, she's like exactly, and DeRita's like, it wasn't just not drinking. There seems to be a big shift coil. Like there, she was working out in sassin'ly and tattoos. It seemed like she had changed quite a bit.

It doesn't have a personality though. I've never had a personality. So why would you accuse me of that? Also, I've been working out since I was, no you haven't Kyle, you have not been working out to the degree that you are now ever since you were 15, Kyle. You've been working out ever since you started dating Morgan. Who are you trying to kid? We have a television, ma'am.

Okay. And let's, let's say, okay, we are now in the courthouse, Judith Light is presiding over this case of Kyle Richards versus the accusations. And what, let's just say she has been working out since she was 15, but she never talked about it. Well, she says, I never talked about it. I said, two sisters that were sticks and I was curvy. So, okay, you never talked about it, but now you're talking about it incessantly. The point is that you are changing, so fine, you've always worked out.

So why are you now all of a sudden making it part of your personality? Like that is the point that you, something is going on that has caused this shift. And she acts like it's crazy that people notice this. Yeah. And she's like, I mean, it's not like I was being reckless or drinking or doing drugs or anything like that.

I mean, like, I mean, if I was doing that, we could totally talk about that, you know? Like, the thing is like, I've learned a lot about myself, guys. And Sutton's like, well, you were being reckless because you said I had a drinking problem. Okay. Well, you two, Sutton. Okay. People on this show need to stop being offended about completely obvious things. Kyle is offended that people are shocked that she's not drinking. People are allowed to question whether or not you drink and

everybody needs to stop being so fucked. I don't care if you were an alcoholic up until five minutes ago and you've just made it five minutes of not drinking. It's not gonna murder, it's not gonna kill you for somebody to say, you're not drinking, how come? Like let's grow up, okay? Let's be fucking adults about it. You can, if you're, if you're tackling alcoholism, you can, you can certainly handle a couple of insensitive idiots in your life, you know what I mean? And the other thing is, while we're talking about being able to handle obvious things,, you drink a lot to the point where you're kind of falling down and making an asset of yourself a lot. You can't drink that much and then get offended. You're going to survive this.

Thank you. So thank you. And I say this as a Sutton fan and I say this as an alcohol fan. I say, I've always said this, which is like, just, you know, just because you drink, just because you enjoy to throw some back does not mean you're an alcoholic. But by the way, if you get sloppy, if you get drunk all the time, people are going to ask questions and people are might, and if you get sloppy all the time, people are going to lose respect for you. Sorry, I'm not saying something gets sloppy, but the point is this, you can't just do any of these things,

not drink or drink in a vacuum. I'm sorry, you can't and you can't say, oh, it's my personal choice. I don't have to share it with you. Well, but people are going to talk, right? Right. Where people are impacted. People are going to talk and they're going to say things and you're going to have to just get the fuck over it. What can I tell you? People are going to speculate whether you're drinking or whether, whether you're not, or if you lose weight, are you on ozempic? Or if you don't, if you, you know, have a drink, are you an alcoholic? Or if you smoke drugs or you, or if you smoke some weed one time or you drug it,

everyone's going to have an opinion. Fuck him. What are you going to do? Go, go enjoy yourself. The thing is the thing making it a big deal is you guys. Sutton's bringing it up constantly that she's an alcoholic. I don't think I would have ever thought of it again, but Sutton brings it up every five minutes that it's this horrible thing that Kyle said she drinks too

much. Yeah. And Kyle brings up every five minutes, everything she wants them talking about so she could be so offended. And one of them is this not drinking alcohol thing. Kyle, no one would say anything about it if you weren't like, oh hi, it's so good to be at this bar, but I'm not drinking. I would love a mocktail. Is that a mocktail? Does that have caffeine in it?

Okay, I'm gonna order the onion rings. Does that have caffeine in it? I mean, not caffeine. Alcohol, sorry, this doesn't sound like city. These onion rings have alcohol in them, but I'm not drinking. Are these beer battered? Can they be beer battered in the globe zero or whatever?

Here's the thing, you don't have to answer the questions. You can say mind your own fucking business. Just say mind your own business and move on. Don't be surprised. I guess it's like, don't be surprised that people are like, what's going on? Like, wow. Like, don't be surprised that people,

if you're carrying a mixer in your bag at all times because you might just be having some alcohol and you don't know when or where it's going to happen, people might call you an alcoholic. You might not be an alcoholic. And you can say, no, I'm not. I just like to always be prepared because I like to have a fun time. That's fine. But don't be shocked that people are like, huh, that's odd because most people don't

carry around emergency mixers in their bags. And one argument I saw was like, Ronnie, you know, the reason it's bad is because Sutton still has custody of her kids. She's still raising her kids. This could hurt her reputation. Her husband could try and take money from her because she's not called.

Okay, well, my answer to that is then don't pull out ocean breeze from your purse because it's the only mixer you'll drink with your alcohol. Come on. Yeah, you're, because you are so selective about your alcohol consumption at this point because you've had so much of it that you know exactly the sort of experience that you want and you don't want to even be bothered with the other experiences, but you're not,

you don't have a drinking problem. Actually, I don't think you have a drinking problem, but you can't just, you just can't act. You can't act. That's a drinking problem, but you can't just, you just can't act. I think she necessarily has a drinking problem either. Just can't act surprised. I just think like this, here's the thing that's pissing me off. I just feel like I need to keep explaining myself, but I just want to make it clear. Well, because it's fun.

It is fun. It's fun harping and being mad at nothing. That's really, honestly. I'm like having the best time. Like I'm so pissed off, and I don't know why, like I have nothing to be mad at. But I just want to clarify, I'm not against somebody for becoming sober, okay? And I don't know why, like I have nothing to be mad at. But I just want to clarify, I'm not against somebody for becoming sober. Okay. And I'm not against, but here's the other thing.

I'm not against people for being alcoholics either. And I think we need to stop fucking criminalizing everybody. Everybody in life that I know has an addiction to something. There is something going on with us. It's a drug, it's a food, it's an alcohol, it's a whatever, we need to decriminalize it in our, I mean, not the driving part, it's an alcohol, it's a whatever. We need to decriminalize it in our, I mean, not the driving part. You know what I mean? I mean, we need to destigmatize every little thing. Like it's the worst thing in the world to be an alcoholic. It's not. We all know one or two or three or, or family and we're going to survive it. Okay. And it's okay to talk about these things. That's all. Like leave, leave her alone. Even if she is an alcoholic, you don't

get to sit there and like fucking judge her ass for it every second of the day. And Kyle, not being an alcoholic, we don't have a right to sit around and judge her ass every second of the day. Find better things to talk about. Yeah. Over a drink. Yeah.

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So Sutton is really doing, she's basically doing the reunion thing, which is that even though this is a segment about Kyle and has she changed, Sutton's going to turn it into a segment about herself because she's saying, I think you were reckless because you said I had a drinking problem that I don't eat. That is reckless in and of itself. Like, no, I'm going to say that's, no, it's not reckless. This is actually like, this is bad.

Like you can't turn Kyle saying these things. You're not, you just can't put it on the same level as like what we really think of recklessness when it comes to drinking, which is driving or neglecting children or like burning down a house or something like that. Having a snarky comment about the fact that you have ocean spray in

your bag, which you do have for all the reasons we just said is not reckless behavior. I am sorry. Well, also the reason she said that, and first of all, I disagree a little just because calling someone an anorexic and alcoholic, like, of course, that's not nice, right? Which is basically what Kyle was doing. So I can understand why she'd be pissed at it. But it was in retaliation to you saying, I mean, look at Kyle, she's working out, she's losing all this weight, kind of hinting at Osempic or whatever was happening at the beginning of the season.

And that's why Kyle was like, well, I don't talk about you and you're not eating and then drinking a lot or whatever. So in that instance, it was Kyle kind of retaliating. So you can't be like the biggest victim in the world. I mean, listen, Sutton, I'm standing up for Kyle. When does that ever happen? So you know you're wrong if even I'm standing up for Kyle. Yeah, Kyle was, I don't think I was being reckless. I think she's being targeted and or targeting. And in fact, on top of that, Kyle was saying she stopped drinking because

she felt she was being reckless and sounds like uh-uh like she's well I guess she's I guess I'm saying no you're still being reckless even though you've stopped drinking But I don't know I think cotton just wanted to insert herself so she can start going after Kyle and being like you Excuse me of being an alcoholic, which I most certainly am not now who else here could use a cocktail So Kyle is like you know? That accusation had me shaken. OK. Mainly because I just really needed to have a cocktail. So this relationship is now on the rocks.

OK. And if you want to stir up any more trouble. I suggest that you I bet I bet you think this is real neat. Huh? Real neat. You put that in your pipe and smoke it. Okay. I moved on. I moved on.

I changed addictions. So, uh, so Kyle's like, um, she's like, Oh no, hold on one second. I never said you had a dream problem. Not one time. But did you bring it up and kind of insinuated it? And she's like, Oh, I didn? Like, did you or did you not? And Kyle's like, no, you don't do the name, the name thing again. Okay, you already had your moment on the internet.

Cause today's my day to have an internet moment. Today I'm going viral. Mean, mean. Uh, and Sutton's like, I'm just asking you a question. Okay. Well, to start just to answer this, because Kyle's never going to be truthful. Yes. Kyle was insinuating flat out that you're an alcoholic and an anorexic. But you started it. So just say that so we

can move on from this segment. Yeah. So, um, she's the cause like, let me finish, let me finish. I'm asking you a question. Let me finish. Then answer it. Let me finish. Let me finish. I never said you had a drinking problem. I actually specifically made a conscious decision to never say something like that. And it's like, okay. After I called my sister an alcoholic and a limousine on national television and I got in trouble and I'm still getting in trouble for it 12 years later. So she was like, my sister's Kim Richards.

I know the difference. Okay. That's what she really should have said. That would have been hilarious. But it is such a Kyle answer to be like, um, actually, uh, I never said you were an alcoholic and I actually had a conversation with myself to not call you an alcoholic, meaning you're clearly an alcoholic. And I am purposely going out of my way to not point out that you're an alcoholic on TV.

Right. So that way I can, I can say I never said that. And even though I'm insinuating it again right now to your face on this I mean, maybe you don't remember exactly what I said because you were wasted and I'm not saying you have a problem or anything But maybe you were drunk and maybe it was like 10 a.m. Cuz the first thing you had in the day and if anyone wants to say that you have a problem because of that behavior That's their that's their choice. I'm not saying it. I just want you to swallow your pride So they start arguing around this and Sutton's like, well, you said I pushed my food around and I don't eat it.

She's, well, I say it again. Okay. I would say it again. And she's like, well, do you know what that did to me? Did it make you eat a pizza, Sutton? Because otherwise I don't believe you. To be fair, I think anyone who has Kyle's quote unquote black and salmon also probably pushes their food around the planet.

I know. As a burger afterwards. I'm thinking everybody who comes over has some eating disorder because they refuse to eat or fucking salmon. You're just a bad cook, Kyle. So, oh, I'm sorry. It's like, I'm sorry that the sudden didn't enjoy the weed-infused food. Like I'm sorry, so I've never had any of the weed food, the weed, the, I never had like a cannabis meal, but I honestly can't imagine that's gonna taste that good.

I'm gonna put that out there. I just, I feel like it's gonna be one of those things. It's like when people have like a protein bar and like, this actually tastes like really good. And then you taste it and it's like garbage. They just say it tastes really good because they have to say it to justify why they are eating them so often.

Well, especially at that weed party because since everybody was taking different doses, they were just putting it in the butter. I mean, they even said that at some point. Like that's why we give you this pad of butter. It has this much. So of course it's gonna taste better to the people with more weed

because they had more butter on their food. You know? Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I feel like I would be pushing around the food there too, unless I got too high. Well, I guess it's the thing that it's self perpetuating, right? It tastes like shit, but then you get stoned. It's pretty good. The rest of it. Well, it's not bad. There's like a hint of at least whenever I've had it, there's like maybe a hint of it, but it doesn't taste

really strong. It just tastes like more like oregano. Umami. A little more umami to it. So Kyle's like, I mean, okay, so Sutton's like, what do you know what that did to me? Accusing me of being an anorexic and an alcoholic. I'm a member, I'm an upstanding member of the community. And Kyle's like, what did I ever do to want you doing what you did to me at my winter party? You have a lot of everything with Kyle. I was like, oh my God, you started it. I hear you.

The only reason I said this is because you heard me. You were me. I know every single thing. And Sutton's been saying meanwhile, like you just start a bunch of seedlings seedling seedlings She's on this like Sprint your seedlings around and cause like that wasn't a seedling. Okay. It's oh, that's not a seedling that you've done nothing wrong Not a seedling that happened like a seedling fight

This is something Kyle's like but you were acting like I did something wrong to you instead of saying are you okay? Do you need a friend the The reason that happened that we dinner is because you would not stop Begging them to say something about you fucking relationship with Morgan Nobody was talking about it. You were literally sitting there making them talk about it You know, it's amazing that you know, Kyle does have a point like why didn't you know when Kyle is clearly going through an issue With her family, why didn't Sutton come up to her and say, are you okay? Do you need a friend? I mean, think of all the times that Kyle has done that to Sutton. Like the time that Sutton's book

was overdue at the library, Kyle was like, need me to drop that book off for you. I'm sure that happened at some point. I'm one of the other times that Kyle checked in on something. What was those other things? He's like getting $300,000 a month. I gotta go to the library. I really don't wanna pay for this book. If I'm not spending one more dollar on Sydney Sheldon, I'm telling you that much.

I don't wanna pay a lot. Okay, here are the two things I don't wanna pay a lot lot. Okay, here are the two things that I don't want to pay a lot for. Mufflers and books. So, Andy is asking Crystal, so was Kyle dropping seedlings about sudden streaking? And Kyle interrupts and she's like, what have I ever said about your drinking other than that one time?

And well, right now when I was suggesting that, I've really had to restrain myself from saying something about ear drinking. And so it's like, um, I saw y'all, y'all were talking to the kitchen kitchen about it. And she goes, oh, y'all, y'all, how dare you leave the y'all out of it. Okay. You don't need to freaking region shame the woman. So Crystal was like, um, well, um, had that been an isolated moment and you guys never talked about drinking again? I would have said no, but I felt there was conversation. And like, when was the other time?

Clarify, clarify, name him, name him, name him. Kyle. Kyle. That is officially boring now. Okay. We're all over that. You're ruining it, Kyle. Crystal was like, I'm not saying, I'm all over that. You're ruining it, Kyle.

Crystal's like, I'm not saying, I'm just saying that was enough for me to say that. We see a clip in the kitchen that morning when Dorit's like, well, Sutton's a drinker and that would not be surprised if she pulls a little vodka and a coffee in the morning. And Kyle's like, a little before 10 a.m. and they're like making a joke about it.

And so Crystal's like, yeah, by the way, like clear what right? For sure they should be making jokes about Sutton's drinking. Like I think that was a totally warranted joke to make. Not saying Sutton has a problem, but like again, son, I don't know why I'm relitit. Relitigating this right now, like we talked about it all season. But if Sutton's carrying around mixers in her bag, I think people like, I would probably make a joke

about someone pouring booze into their coffee at 10 a.m. Continue. Yeah, I mean, again, I think it's okay to make jokes about that. And I think it's okay to be pissed off until someone to go fuck themselves over it too. You know, I just, I don't know, I don't get all the agita, you know?

So then Crystal's like, yeah, I mean, there just had to have been a conversation with you guys. And Kyle's like, clarify, I went with the other time. And she's like, just because we're friends doesn't mean that what she says, that what Dereet's saying is always what I'm saying too. Okay, and well, except that it is. And Dereet, even now, when she's mad at you,

is still parroting everything that you say and towing the Kyle line on every single argument. Yeah. And, um, and Kyle's again, like, I never said she has a drinking problem. Those words never came out of my mouth, much like I'm sure a lot of booze did every time that she drinks too much. Sounds like, of course, they doubt, of course, they doubt they wouldn't, they doubt they would never come out of your mouth because you're very smart, Kyle. You're very, very smart. You're very clever.

You play a good game of chess, which, by the way, I was hoping that moment would. Be dwelled upon a little bit more because wasn't that famously what Kyle said to LVP in the season to your union of the show. She's like, I always feel like I'm playing chess with you. Yeah. She's called her Bobby Fisher. Yeah.

And so now here comes something saying that about Kyle and Kyle's like, yeah, I mean, I do know that like, like that, that like what I've been dealing with all season long with like the weed dinner and like what people were saying about like my family. And I shared that with all of you right at the gate at the Eagle woman thing. Okay. Guys. Kyle, you are showing up purposely, like holding up your hand,

your wedding ring hand and like twirling your new ring around to make everybody ask you about the ring. I mean, people barely asked you. You, you're like begging them to ask. It's so hilarious to me that nobody cares except Kyle. And she's still, they're just like rolling their eyes at her. Like no one cares if you're gay, Kyle. No one cares if you're boning Morgan. Like nobody has even made any kind of

jokey comment about it, you know? The only one I can think of the entire season is Garcelle saying, oh, her and Morgan. I'll bet there's a country song on that. Something like that, which wasn't even that bad. She is big booking, as they would say, like posting that thing on Facebook or on social media. Like, oh my God, I can't even believe about last night.

And then just like hoping that people say, what happened last night? You know, it's basically like a test. In some ways, I think it's actually a test. I think she is seeing who's going to come to her and be sympathetic and who is going to ignore her and who is going to challenge her. I think she just wants to be popular for one second. I mean,

she's doing, she's doing what all of us do. Well, I didn't go to college, but a lot of my friends who were in college did, which is like being by for five minutes, you know, I'm not saying bisexuality is not real. But like, you know, when we all have that friend who was like, bisexuality is not real, but like, you know, when we all have that friend who was like, did it for five minutes, but very demonstrably so that everybody could see, it's like, oh my God, I'm sewing the girls right now

to like be hotter for that moment. And I feel like Kyle's doing that. She's just doing it in her fifties. I thought you said, when you said she's doing that thing that we all do in college, you were gonna say, oh, get wasted and sing along to chumba wumba Because that was he's still doing that. I don't I don't keep that You literally did that last week when I saw you I have a very distinctive memory

I'm like going to a frat party being in the basement of this frat, because all the parties had all the drinking happened in the basements. And that song had just come out and a girl in glasses lifting her beer up and being like, this is my job. And she's like, I got knocked down. I got up again. I never got to get up again. That's just like, I always think of that. That is like, Did somebody knock her down? Cause that probably is now excuse you that you're being reckless. Are you, are you, what are you trying to say? That she has a drinking problem? Remember when you sang that song, the keys in that port girl have fallen down in a party.

So what? She drinks a side of drink. She drinks a lot of drink. But the thing was she got back up again, but then she fell down again. I mean, she kept falling down and getting back up again. So, you know that there's probably a good chance that Kathy used to call Kyle Chumbawamba as kids, right? She's probably got her name enough. It's like, where's Chumbawamba? Okay, so Kyle's like, she's talking about, oh, Kyle's like, how dare you?

I shared it with everybody at Eagle Woman. Don't you remember? And then we see a clip of the Eagle Woman thing at the very beginning of the season. When Kyle's like, guys, I would be lying if I didn't say things are kind of difficult sometimes in the past year. Is anybody gonna ask me?

Nobody did. I would be lying if I said it was really difficult not thinking about my gorgeous woman friend, right? No one's gonna ask me anything It's a woman. Did you hear that? She's what she's the country star anybody anybody here here country? No, nobody gonna ask her name. Do you want her act? Do you want anybody have Instagram right now? You want to look at her name? Nobody I just I just want to report that later later today I'm gonna go to Modell sporting goods and then when I leave I'm not gonna probably have to leave there. I'm going to go to Modell sporting goods. And then when I leave, I'm not going to probably have to leave there. I'm going to have to leave Modell sporting goods, leaving Moe to anyone.

Anyone want to read into what I'm saying? Moe, that's not a gotta not go to Moe. Is that a new ring? Is that a new ring? It's like the only thing that anybody notices that Kyle got new jewelry. So she's still trying to make this happen. Still nobody gives a shit. And Kyle's like, I told all of you guys, and Trixie's like, not really.

And she's, yes, I did. And she goes, well, you just said you weren't going to say anything of it. Your life has been kind of hard. And she's like, oh, my God, oh, my God, don't even get me started. And Chris was like, no, she did. She said she had a hard year. I mean, I was surprised to hear it. And so I think Crystal's like, oh, well, she said it was the hardest year or whatever.

And she's like, but that's exactly what I'm saying. You said we've had a hard year. You didn't say, oh, Mo and I are struggling where you did talk about Modell's sporting goods, but I don't even know what that is. You also said something about how you're no longer into Dick's sporting goods and I feel like you were trying to make a message about that, but I couldn't quite figure that one out either. I mean, you did say something about needing to take a vacation to Lady Pond. Something about, I think you said claim jumper, you're going to claim jumper, but you say clam jumper though, I think you mis-set it.

So Kyle's like, oh my God, really? So what makes everybody think they're entitled to know about my life? Are you kidding me? Oh my God, please? Where are the editors? Are they sleeping? Can we not get some open and honest clip in here? Have we not had an open and honest montage yet?

They really love Kyle too much on this show. I know. I was like, I wanted to have like, I really want to have like a Chinatown moment, you know, like that moment in Chinatown where Jack Nicholson's like shaking fate down the way. And you know, I don't, I don't condone violence, but I definitely wanted a moment where it's like, come on, spit it out. Come on, I'm shaking you.

I don't know what I'm on today, Ronnie. I don't know how I'm going from Odell Sporting to the China Tower. This is just. So it's a very. Thank you for being my podcast partner for for dealing with this right now. Listen, I'm over here screaming about alcoholism, literally for no reason. I'm like, I feel like I've pissed off every single person in the audience. No matter what side you're on, I just keep vasolating vas, vasolating.

That's like a gas like it's like a different that's like a combination of gaslighting and vasolating. But I've just been vasolating from side to side, just furious and not really caring. I don't. Well, at least you don't have a either today. You don't at least don't have a mental face tuned face swap of Kyle Richards on Faye Dunwoody's body with Jack Nicholson shaking her. My sister. She's my sister. She's my daughter. She's my sister. She's my daughter.

I would never put Kyle in a role that big. So Kyle is mad and now I have to say this in Kyle's not defense, but to Kyle's credit again, she does keep stumping Sutton, which is so funny. Cause Sutton is in that position where she's literally in the position of having first chair, which has got to be super exciting for her. Right. She's in like the head B chair and she keeps trying to come for Kyle, but she just, she's not winning and Kyle keeps eating her alive and it cracks me up cause Kyle's not really good. Like I feel like Kyle doesn't come out the winner

of many reunions, but she is eating Sutton alive. She does. So Sutton goes. Most of us are probably also drunk, let's be honest. Sutton's like, listen, we all share what's going on in our lives, Kyle. And she goes, um, no, no, no, no, no. That is not true.

She goes, every one of us, that's true. And Dari, it's like, what do you mean by that? And well, I was gonna talk about the us. That's true. And Doree, it's like, what you mean by that? Well, I was gonna talk about the part where Carl's like, oh please, you got a horse and what did she say to her? It's coming up. It's coming up. That's the part where she ate her up.

This part she didn't really eat her up because this was just a retread of Teresa's monologue where she's like, Oh yeah, let me tell you something, baby. I've been on this show ever since it was read from a book because they didn't have TV cameras yet. I mean, yeah. So she does the whole thing where she's like, I've shown everything.

I've shown like everything for 13 years. My daughter, two year old birthday party till like now, whatever. It's like, oh, thank you. You showed what thank you for letting us into your life so we could see what a two year old's birthday party was. I feel a lot. I mean, like, thanks for all that deep info we got about your kids aging, like it normally happens on fucking television class. The only thing you've ever shared is the misery of everybody else in your family, not you. You've shared Kim's life plenty. You had no problem opening up about what a mess Kim was, or what a bitch

Kathy was to you, or any of your friends outing them for all of their crap over the years. But other than you having parties for your children, I really don't know much that you've shared about yourself over the years. Yes. By the way, sorry if you're hearing the vacuum upstairs. I don't know if you're hearing it or not, but it's probably Kyle trying to suck up this podcast, which doesn't go live. No, I mean, I listen, when someone says you don't share things and you say, look at this carefully manufactured presentation

of my life that I've given over the past 13 years, to me that's like, sure you've shown us your life but maybe have you shared your life. I am not sure about that. You know, and especially now that season, even this whole season with stuff going on with Mo, everything's been hinted at. It's been like a ring that she changed,

that she flashed, is trying to get people to ask her because she won't talk about it. All she says is, and it took her to the very last episode, everybody waited the entire season to hear what the drama was. And it took very last to the very last episode for her to say, he broke my trust. And that was it. You're still not going to talk about dating Morgan. You're going to wait until the last five minutes of this show to do it. You're a

fucking burglar. You don't share anything. You're a time burglar. You've, you've robbed us of time. You don't share shit. And then it turns out that it's probably all a big publicity thing anyway for Moe's show, which everything is addressed in the first five minutes. So whatever, Kyle. No, Ronnie, I pushed back. Now reading this monologue, you're right. Kyle has, she has really opened up a lot. You know what? My children, you guys got to see my Porsche is going to learn how to drive a car next season. Okay, there. That's a preview for next season. Porsche is going to drive. She's going to drive. And by the way, don there, that's a preview for next season. Porsche's gonna drive. She's gonna drive. And by the way, don't you remember?

I showed you what it was like, the true living experience of getting groceries in a strange three-wheel car, a novelty car. I shared my life with you. I'll share you guys. Okay, do you know what it was? Did you not notice that I changed the names on my luggage? How could you say I don't share things?

Do you remember there was a time when my foyer did not have a pink neon art sign in it? And now it does. That's a share right there. So, and Kyle's like, oh, yeah, but you don't talk about anything. You say we're not allowed to talk about Christian because he's so powerful. And so it's like, that is an outright J Slah. And she's like, oh, yeah. And then my magic mic, I guess we can't talk about that.

That's a lie. you are lying right now You're lying and so at this point by the way Kyle has said cuz by the way Ronnie you were right you were at the horse moment I don't think you realized but at the end of the monologue the monologue ended with Kyle saying you bought a horse this season And you have a dating coach. Give me a break. It was a good line Commissions. Here comes one right now. And so Sutton's, Sutton's mad, but now we got her. Yeah. And she's like, but Kyle also realizes that she got her.

So Kyle really tries to like sell it on us. So she says about like 10 more times than a span of like the next two minutes. Yeah. And Kyle's like, oh, you think I owe you everything that happens in my life. And she's, I just, it's not that I want you to spill something. We all had questions, Kyle. Okay. You have tattoos.

You're working out. You made a lot of life changes. We're just asking. She's like, so what? I've not done anything to hurt anybody. Well, how is being a drunk hurting anybody? Or how is having a really rich husband or buying a horse hurting anybody? You're giving her shit for that.

How is, um, how is, uh, taking save saving Lucy Lucy apple juice and maybe talking to the press every now and then? How was that hurting anybody? How about that? Yeah. So Sutton's like, um, come on, Kyle, you're on a TV show. You've got to understand at some point, Kyle. And she's like, you just came into the season to come after me because you're mean. As if Kyle, Kyle being mad that someone may have had an agenda during a season when I

literally just invoked the Lucy Lucy apple juice season and like really every other season where they've driven someone off of the show. Right. So Sutton's like, I did not. She goes, oh, what? You just came into this to come after me. Don't act innocent. And so I was like, OK, maybe just buying a horse in your cashmere line is like, I don't know. Maybe that's not enough for you. So you have to talk about me instead.

Kyle getting mad that Sutton has talked about buying a horse when maybe that's not enough for you. So you have to talk about me instead. Kyle getting mad that Sutton has talked about buying a horse when Kyle's attempted storyline this season was, I just love to shop. Shopping, shopping, shopping, put me in the gas station. I'm not even shopping is shop. I can shop in 11. I can shop in 11. I just shop anywhere I need to be.

My favorite thing is like, I'm not rooting for Kyle. Obviously I think Kyle's an asshole. Everybody knows that, okay? And I know it gets a little annoying and monotonous to listen to. But I was actually this year rooting for Kyle because Kyle finally had a story of her own lesbianism. I mean, I was so excited for her.

Like she's gonna leave Moe and run off with a fucking country star half her age. Yes, I was like, Kyle is gonna finally have a story. You're even bungling this. It's like the best thing to happen on Housewives and Ages and you're bungling it. I agree, I was excited because I feel like one issue I've had with Kyle is that she's not her authentic self.

And I've always said that season one, Kyle was the most authentic version of Kyle. She would like, she would go hot and cold and it was great to watch. And but then she became aware of the audience. She became aware of her image and she like keeps things sort of in and she sort of simpers a lot on screen, like I just feel bad and she serves the pop. But then she goes, it's not my fault.

I didn't do anything. I just feel kind of bad. And it's kind of like annoying. I don't think it's the real Kyle. And I was excited because it looked like at the beginning of the season, authentic real Kyle was going to come back to us. And she was gonna say, you know what? I'm sick of this.

I'm done trying to like curry the favor of the audience. It doesn't work. So I'm just gonna be me. But then she just goes back to being the Kyle that we've known for the past 12 years. And also I feel robbed because I feel like, I really like Morgan. I've loved every minute of Morgan on this screen.

What'd you say? Like how? You gonna take two off it, okay? I guess I can take two off it, Kyle. I mean, I love it. I love her song about fucking somebody on a kitchen floor. I love her song about like snorting Coke off some real housewives stomach

in a, or some real housewives snorting Coke off her stomach at the Chateau Marmontol which by the way I love her song about big beans. I was just sure, Kyle was just sure to be photographed with Morgan last night guess where at Chateau Marmol so it's very subtle Kyle very subtle hints that you're dropping over there but I really like Morgan and I feel that we were robbed of a character I need Morgan the girlfriend. Get her on this show. Yeah, she sure is pretty. So and is I love when Morgan just goes. Hey, you sir, you sir, you sure are pretty being a Hollywood famous person.

So if you want me to come over there and sing a song for you. Oh yeah, I agree. stuff you want me to come over there and sing a song for you. Oh, yeah. No, I agree. Morgan's fine. Bring more. Totally fine. I love it. So Andy is like, all right, well, let's get back to the actual point.

Let me just take five minutes. Remember, if there was an actual point, oh, yeah. Do the other women think that Kyle was insinuating that sudden had a drinking problem, which was actually not the point at all, but the other women think that Kyle was insinuating that sudden had a drinking problem? Which was actually not the point at all, but they've made it that so Crystal's like I would say that was more to read who was saying that so do we do you think that was that she has a drinking problem? Do I think either one of us was insinuating that shit? No, Dorit That's not the question the question is do you think she has a drinking problem? Clearly you do. So just say it. And she's like, what the hell should I know? I'm not in a

glass that she's mauling. And the son's like, well, I'm not going to defend myself anymore, because I think we can all say that I do not have a drinking problem. And it's ridiculous. God, you smell like an olive. Did you have a blue cheese in that one? I don't think you have a drinking problem. I mean, we will never know why you fall in so many gutters. Maybe you have a pain tissue. Say it, say it clearly. Say it louder. Say it louder. Say it again.

Do I think that you slur? Perhaps. But maybe it's because you never got the speech therapy that you so desperately needed as a child. Or you're just drunk all day. Who knows? I never said it was a problem. And I haven't got evidence that you're not drunk or that you're drunk. What am I supposed to know? All I know is that you like things that have been kept in bottles until the point they turn into alcohol. What can I say? You like fermented liquids. I'm not here to say whether or not you drink too much. All I know is I think it's a miracle that when you were a professional belay dancer

you didn't jetay into the audience by accident. It sounds like, well, I think you need to say that I'm not an alcoholic. Well, I can say this. You're not not an alcoholic. Okay. Now, listen, I can say this for sure about Satan. Satan does not have a drinking problem necessarily, but Satan also does not have a problem drinking.

Do you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying that her favorite movie is leaving Las Vegas, but then again at the same time, I think it might be a tough watch for her for reasons that have something to do with her proclivities, but I'm not saying she has a problem whatsoever. So and she's better say it and check, well, I can't, I don't know. I'm not psychic. And Sutton's like, well, I don't know if you have a drinking problem with me, the carcass out.

Okay, so now that somebody orders a drink, now they're an alcoholic, I mean, come on, you're not winning with this. Yeah, yeah, I like to see them, the carcasses are on the floor or not, but you don't have to worry about that because PK eats all the rinds. So then Andy is like, all right, well, I want to move,

I want to move on to something else. This group famously loves a theme party and Carl's we dinnered some things to anew. Ha, get it. Ha, ha, ha. So this is the Denise segment, but without Denise, which is kind of pointless, you know? So this is all about Denise showing up and being crazy.

And Andy's like, so what was going through everyone's mind when she said to you, watch the show, what are you thinking? Cause that was crazy. Someone calling out that it was a television show on television, nuts. Well, I kept on saying to her, you can't say that. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And Kyle's like, yeah, well, I was to her you can't say that

And kyle's like, yeah, well, uh, I was like we can't watch the show right now. We're having dinner And they're like, yeah, yeah, we're on the show right now. Got it. God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and um Whose children from aren't on only fans is called having a job you fucking shaming losers says guys clearly Denise is really mad about the brandy hookup rumor that you brought on the camera last season and since Rena Teddy and Brandy aren't around she's taking it out on Erica. Okay well Andy this is where I need you to kind of like be a little more present because that was totally brought on by Kyle, that whole storyline. So why aren't you asking Kyle about it?

She's sitting right there and Lord knows no one took her to task for it last year. I mean, I know it's a year late, but two years late. When was that? Those two years ago, right? Never too late. Never too late. But I mean, if you're going to bring it up, Kyle's here to confront about it. So why couldn't Denise confront Kyle about it instead of Erica?

So to read, it's like, I think that's very spot on sort of like the accusations about, uh, uh, Sutton's drinking, but I never said myself personally. So Andy's like, listen, it's, it's a spot on as a spot on Sutton's arm from drinking so much to drink and liver spots. It's a spot on as the liver spots on Sutton's arm from drinking so much, to drink in liver spots. It's as spot on as the liver spots on Sutton. It's as spot on as someone saying to Sutton, you should go to AA. So Andy is like, it's also nose on that. Very, very on. But I never, I never said that. I never said that I did would never insinuate such a thing

He's like well, I kind of thought that too I mean, but then I wondered why she didn't say it to you to you Erica like hey Like you didn't have my back at any level regarding that like why are you questioning why Denise never? Like articulated something properly for herself like that is Denise's thing. That's that's Denise's whole vibe dude and Kyle's like, maybe she just don't wanna talk about it again. And Erica's like, hold on, I excuse myself when she singled me out at the barbecue and that's why I didn't have her back.

Okay. And so, Andy's like, oh, Doreed, what was going through your mind when you were talking to crazy pants? Denise, trying to correct her on her coat being upside down. And then we got, got to the best scene of the season after we got it. It's your coat on backwards. I mean, you know, it's not your coat on backwards. Is yours? Is yours? Zuri? Mine? I don't get a flying ass. Fuck them jackets. Fuck jackets. I'm just taking it down now.

Don't do this to me, Doree. Do not, Doree. It's funny, literally every single time they show up. Every single time. And even when she showed up in the finale and didn't do anything but get offended, that killed me too. When they were like, wasn't it Doree again?

He was like, wait, it was supposed to be wearing white. It's a white party. He's like, well, I don't wear white under the pink, but it's a white party. She walks outside and says, well, that's fucking over. What the fuck? Can't win with these fucking bitches. It's like, you know, I did this day. I don't know what's bothering her.

Maybe she was put off by Sutton's drinking. I'm not sure. But what's she, but, but what was she thinking? Iton's drinking. I'm not sure. But what was she thinking? I don't know. I don't understand it. Yeah. And Kyle's like, she was thinking that you were like being a mean girl, I guess, and saying her jacket was upside down, you know. And Grace was like, well, I think that she feels like every time you see her, you're, you know, trying to fix something on her or trying to get her off kilter. I mean, I think that that's true. But in this case, her tech was on upside down.

And it's so Denise to still not even realize that. And just be like, what? She was coming for me. Yeah, I don't know. Erica's like, yeah, she thought she was setting her up. So Andy's like, well, a BravoCon 2022, Erica predicted Doreen and P.K. were headed to Splitsville, but was Erica just being a showman or was she actually onto something? Let's take a look.

Oh, God. And then they show the clip of Erica Jane dressed like baby Jane, just, okay, it was very cringey. And so Doreen, Andy asked Doreen, he's like, okay, well this year, Derit, you underwent a style transformation. You're brunette and you are wearing less logos. You know, um, Eve's from not saying Laurent anymore said being blonde gets expensive between the new brown hair and the toned down outfit.

I'm thinking PK put Dorit on a budget. And the whole stage is like, oh no. Boo. It's like they're all just imagining Gina Kirshenheider with her like stick in her spindle. Be like, come to the casino, Dorit. And Erica's like, oh please, she's so an expensive shit

Andry it's like when nobody puts baby on a budget one thing doesn't have to do with the other the dark hair. It's called PTSD and PTSD That's what it is Hold on one second. I need to step away for 30 seconds. Oh, no. I thought that was part of the show. I'm like, when did Derit step away for 30 seconds? That never happened on the show. So I guess I'm just supposed to sit here and do this alone.

All right. So Andy starts to yawn as Derit starts her PTSD journey. And she's like, yawning, don't you dare. Do not you D-Wendy. Don't you dear? It needs to count stuck. It's like in the middle of the on where it just keeps going and going How could you do this to me again, Indy? And they show the clips of the past three reunions where he is yawning at her

of the past three reunions where he is yawning at her. Are you am I boring you? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Sorry about that. So, where are we? What did I mean? I'm literally two lines into it. We're just talking about where to read. We're and beyond the Duri. It was funny is that when I come back to you saying, am I boring you? Am I boring you? And I'm like, that could be literally any part of the episode, Derry.

Am I boring you right now? So Andy's like, well, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I couldn't help it. She's okay, well, I guess I'll make this quicky. I'll make this quick since I'm boring you. And so it's like, so you're not on a budget. She's like, no, I guess I'll make this quickly. I'll make this quick since I'm boring you. And so it's like, so you're not on a budget. She's like, no, I'm not on a budget,

but my husband, he goes, okay, so you are on a budget. She's like, no, I'm not on a budget. All right, well, I don't know what you just said because I just had a micro nap. So, well, we learned at the start of the season that you were recovering from yet another horrific robbery that you had somehow. Which by the way, I totally forgot about this robbery. So there were a lot of questions about the details.

Windshield from wipers should be replaced every six months. Says, I read Derviet said that $10,000 in cash was for Christmas bonuses for SAP. I don't understand why she brought it into the store and left it in the shopping cart. Well, here's the answer, Auntie and Windex from Wipers. When I was driving home to do the Christmas bonuses, I thought, I don't know if I have enough. Oh, I remember. I saw box cards. I'm going to stop quickly and pick up box cards. So I went to Marshall's and they're like, what? So like all states like Marshall.

Hennies, do you mean Penny Marshall? All right, you know what? Maybe Cal has a pun because I must be wasted right now to be hearing these words. And Andy's like, wow, Doree goes to Marshall. She's, I love Marshall's and Toon Goods. Hope they give me an ad soon. I know they're sponsoring Bravo Poor People at the moment. Nothing at all. But I'm loving it. Another poor person destination I just love going to. I'm not on a budget, but I am going to Marshall's.

This whole Dari trying to convince us she's not poor while trying to get a sponsorship to Marshall's is hilarious. I mean, I was dying. And also to blame the robbery on being at a poor person place, right? She said, well, I wasn't Marshall's auntie, which is why I was targeted by three men who followed me and

stole my $10,000 which I didn't even notice until I got up to the front counter with my box cards. We did identify the men. One was named T, one was named J, and the other one was named Max. You was quite dirty, but not triple X and just double. Still not something you'd want to watch with the children, but I digress, Andy. We heard that there are a railway driver with someone named Ross, I believe. Hello there, this is a two-part recap, okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this.

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