Watch What Crappens - #2351 RHOBH, Part 2: Booze and Hisses

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi everyone, welcome back! This is part 2 of a two part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. Grinthandy! We heard that there a railway driver with someone named Ross, I believe. Um, so... By the way, I don't believe that Daryth ever goes into Marshall's okay I don't read Daryth's so foolish it here trying to say she was at a discount store as she was targeted by Ben who followed her and
Starting point is 00:00:54 Notice that she said when we watched it back on video because she's insinuating again That they have this all on video of somebody doing this, you know, because that's Daryton pK's thing to say on video of somebody doing this, you know, because that's Doreen P case thing to say on video. Who is bringing $10,000 of cash into Marshall's and not keep me an eye on it? I'm sorry. Here's, here's the thing. Last season when all this stuff with Doreen happened, it's like, okay, I'm not going to come for Doreen because who knows that that
Starting point is 00:01:18 probably did really happen. That is happening in LA. Even though it was like her third one that this had kind of happened. It was still like, okay, let's have it. But at this point to read the $10,000, that was a $10,000 cherry on top of the Sunday. And I love that they didn't put his foot around it at this reunion and gave her shit for it because it's officially fucking ridiculous. And the producers of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are going to call you out
Starting point is 00:01:40 on it. You know, it's ridiculous because they let their cast get away with everything on this show. Yeah. But I'm, by the way, I still don't understand her story. So she said that she was going to do the Christmas bonuses and she remembered seeing box cards in Marshall's, what's that mean? I took it as her saying, I can't just hand them cash, but I remember seeing cards, like a box of cards at TJ Maxx.
Starting point is 00:02:05 So our Marshalls. So I thought, oh, I'll put these in a card. So I went there to get the cards. So then I took the money in with me. I guess you don't leave 10 grand in your car, especially in Marshalls, but also, is there a Marshalls over there? Where was she?
Starting point is 00:02:20 Isn't the only Marshalls? I'm trying to remember where the Marshalls is over there. Isn't that all the way in Burbank? She was not in Burbank. Well, doesn't she live in Encino? I'm trying to remember where the marshals is over there. Isn't that all the way in Burbank? She was not in Burbank. Well, isn't doesn't she live in Encino? I'm sure there's a marshals. Oh, wait, is there a marshals at the Beverly Center? Where is there a marshals?
Starting point is 00:02:32 There's a cross from the Beverly Center at the Beverly Connection. Right. Okay. So it's probably connection has all of them. Okay. Has Max. Yeah. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I love that. Target always at the best Las Alsa. I'm at the Beverly Connection half my life Probably connection is really where it's all but it has a very confusing parking lot and God save you if you are behind someone who's confused and that happens all the time because you have to go down They have to go up if there was a good. It's worth it. They're great. Ross. They have they have a Baja fresh It's really great. The Baja fresh. Yeah, not the La Salsa, you're right. I know what you meant, but there's also, there's something else that's really good,
Starting point is 00:03:08 I don't remember, but they've got everything in sacks. Not Jamba Juice, how is that place still alive? Ugh, Jamba Juice still in the first. Well now they're Jamba, they're just Jamba. Oh wow, they're all around the world. That's crazy. So anyway, Dorit's story doesn't make a lot of sense. So she goes in there, supposedly she has video
Starting point is 00:03:24 of these guys following her around and she didn't notice that her expensive purse and $10,000 were gone until she got to the register. That's fishy as well, because you know what's a giant purse sitting right in the part of the shopping cart, you know, where you put babies. So anyway, fishy, right?
Starting point is 00:03:42 So Andy's like, yeah, well, fans aren't the only ones questioning details. Garcelle made a snarky comment about your robbery being fake, you know, and everybody was so mad about it. So Garcelle's like, okay, well, I didn't say your robbery didn't happen, which you did kind of imply it. So whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And Doree's like, well, it's a suggestion I went through. A mother's worst nightmare. Your child becoming a musical theater person? No, the other one. My child having to be subjected to Sutton's drunken rants, not seeing she's an alcoholic. So Garcelle's like, no, I didn't say it didn't happen. I mean, my take of it was that Garcecell was saying that the robbery was planned, you know. Yeah, it was a fake robbery. Right. Well, it was a real robbery, but the intention, but there was like P.K.
Starting point is 00:04:33 was behind it because he was doing. Oh, yeah, that's a theory that P.K. really set it up to get the creditors off his ass or the Bellagio or whoever. And Gar and it just went bad or something. Well, I believe you were robbed, but I just thought there were a few things that were a little off. That's all. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Just some strange things. Like what? You said, well, you know, your ring, your ring was still there. I just, what? Let me tell you something. The children and I had just flown in from London practicing getting cream pies in the face for a Pantheon. And 24 hours prior, that happened. And the things that I had traveled with,
Starting point is 00:05:10 including my rings, were not in the place that they are normally. They were in a martial cart that I had in the dining room. Unfortunately, the rings I had in my suitcase were being carried by three men who targeted me in the living room. Well carried by three men who targeted me in the living room. Well, the three men who targeted me for this robbery were in the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:05:31 You see? Very different targeting of rooms. Different targetters in different rooms. You go to target, too. Quite handy. You know, it is a funny story. When we did see those gentlemen stealing the $10,000 out of my marshals card, I just begged them, please, when you leave, just leave the Cuisinart saucepan I had selected
Starting point is 00:05:53 by the chili sign in the parking lot. And they did. They did. So we see. Okay. So then she's like, what else? What else? And I've, I've dispelled that room a handily, which by the way, also sounds really fishy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 So the burglars came, but the jewelry, like your wedding ring, were, where were they? Why would they be somewhere different? Were they in your luggage? Is that what you're saying? Why is your luggage not unpacked? And if it wasn't unpacked, then wouldn't they see it sitting there and go through your luggage? I don't understand. I don't understand any of this.
Starting point is 00:06:27 It sounds sess. Yeah. So, so Griselle's like, she's like, no, you know, you do know that I had a gun to my head and the guys were trying to kill me. And she's like, okay, all right, all right, let me finish, please. Griselle's like, no, I know the story.
Starting point is 00:06:45 No, no, no. Allow me to finish so I can tell you why the robber would be so kind. So she says the whole thing about how she played that. Can I just want to call my husband and everything? And Gressel's kind of like, okay, like, like whatever I give up. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Right, because basically, Doree is pressuring her to keep saying why this robbery is Fake but nothing deris says is really making it sound not fake honestly I mean I believed it the whole year pretty much last year, but now I'm like all these answers aren't great and Deris saying well now The reason they were so kind to me is because I begged for my life well Killers and robbers don't really care normally. So I guess that's Garcell's point. But like you said, Garcell knows enough to know that this is not a good look to be questioning it. Even though I guess I just did.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I don't really. You're like, I'll do it. Do it yourself. So I guess she can see that this is a no win battle. And so she's like, well, I mean, I just don't think that would happen. I mean, it's rare at least. I mean, am I wrong anybody?
Starting point is 00:07:50 And Erica's like, but it's not impossible. Of course, Erica's gonna answer. She's been robbed 15 times for insurance at least at her house. Like she was constantly being robbed over there. So of course, Erica's gonna be on the robbed side of this one. Well, and also their trackers on phones.
Starting point is 00:08:08 So maybe that's the other reason why they did and Garcell like, oh, sure, sure. It's just that Garcell, you know, it's crazy that you go onto national television to pedal a false nerve and Garcell's like, what national? I mean, Bravo, Bravo. I was on never this is just reality. Some of us were on the WB. I mean, some of us know Eddie Murphy, so. Some of us are booking movie roles and winning awards.
Starting point is 00:08:39 So she goes, oh, on our show, I see. OK, well, look, I have opinions and I gave my opinion. I mean, sorry, it doesn't change your way, your world in any way. And Dari, it's like, of course it does. This is a very, very strong thing to say. And you looking away like it's nothing, says a lot about you, Garcelle.
Starting point is 00:08:58 It says that she doesn't fucking believe your story. Now, is it shitty? Yes, actually. And when Dari, when Garcelle was doing that on camera, I was like, Oh my God, that's pretty harsh to like insinuate that this is a fake robbery. But I also loved it because I love that Garcelle does not give a fuck what they're gonna say about her. And she cannot be guilted. Derita's like, How
Starting point is 00:09:23 do you this is a lot? And Garcelle's like, okay, sorry. Thank you! Thank you so much for your heartfelt apology, Garcelle. She's like, mm-hmm. That's all I wanted. So, um, that's all I wanted. So Andy's like, all right, I wanna move on. You know, Sutton also caused quite a stir when she mentioned that you heard a rumor that
Starting point is 00:09:47 PK had another woman in his car when he was pulled over for the DUI. Yeah, I've got to hear, where did you hear about that Sutton? She goes, well, hey, he's like, yeah, where did you hear that? He goes, the streets, the streets, me. Oh, God, what streets? I mean, streets of Beverly Hills. She heard it on the blocks where everybody else heard it because that's what was being reported at the time.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah. So Sharma. Dia, I think we all know who was in the front seat of the car with P.K. So shot ladies and gentlemen. Billy. They're like, will you do a breathalyzer ma'am take my breath away no into this into this Take my breath alive sir So don't offer your breath to the police Berlin god damn it This turns out all these years the song's been about a field test.
Starting point is 00:10:54 When she gets to that part of doing the alphabet backwards, it's my favorite part. It's like the bridge. She's like, except. Maybe you want an XWVU. Watching in slow motion as I drive my car into a stop sign. Touch my nose and kick. I was just walking my dog Archie. So literally nobody cares because if PK wasn't in the car without Lady while he was getting his tests, everyone knows PK is probably in the car with some Lady. All the time. Like I don't think anybody would be shocked if PK was caught running around on deri. It's PK for fuck's sake. If anybody was shocked, it would just be that he had the boner to do it.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Or the person with the love standards to be there in the car with it. Or the person desperate about to be in that car in the first place. I mean, everyone has their own kink. But PK is a... Pastey. There are people with a pasty pasty. Someone, you know, like my kink is a pasty man transitioning from diabetes, number two to diabetes, number three. I want a man that looks like over water dough.
Starting point is 00:12:22 It happens. It's sticky. It's tacky. It's tacky. It's tacky. So then a certain's like, okay, well I did get a spanking for that. And she's like, well who from? She's like, PK, he gave me a spanking.
Starting point is 00:12:36 So then we see a PK tweet and it says, something struck, I've never ever once said one bad word about you. So why would you make up like lies to both to boost your career and then double down is why you're single. You ain't no to read love. Excuse you to boost your career and then double down is why you're single.
Starting point is 00:12:57 This is why PK's gross. Never forget that PK's a fucking pig. OK. Right. Yeah. Never forget. Never forget. So the only reason you're not single is because you were rich enough to bag a young idiot bikini designer while you were already married, you fucking pig. You're disgusting, PK. Yeah, but you know what? He's also a visionary. Beverly Beach, babe. Beverly Beach. Beverly Beach.
Starting point is 00:13:22 So she's like, you know, it's just really mean spirited, ugly comments, ugly, ugly comments. And he's like, well, she said something about you in the summer vein that annoyed you. And so I was like, oh, yeah, well, I think the vodka and coffee thing was pretty mean spirited too. Yeah, yeah, don't forget that, Dary. Oh, well, all I said was I don't know if she's the type
Starting point is 00:13:43 to drink coffee without vodka in it. Big deal! She loves the flavor combination. Not saying she's an alcoholic. So then, um, P.K. was probably from, in the car with some ho, says, Doreet, um, you didn't get a, you didn't get a prenup did you? So would you even get anything out of a divorce? And she goes, excuse me, I met him my husband when he was bankrupt. Oh, morally bankrupt. Um, so Andy's like, he's like, okay, so the answer is no, there's no prenup.
Starting point is 00:14:19 And speaking of marital finances, Kyle in Spain, you said you never read the paperwork that Mauricio gives you before you sign it. Do you know my friend Teresa, do you guys? She was in jail. Damn, I'm broken out again. I then married a guy without a prenup who's probably spent all of her money by now, by the way. So then Kyle's like, you know, like I grew up with a mom that told me never to trust
Starting point is 00:14:44 a man, you know, to read everything, little thing, but like it's just so hard like, you know, like I grew up with a mom that told me never to trust a man, you know To read everything little thing, but like it's just so hard reading, you know So yeah, I just said things that Mauricio tells me all the time. I Read a comment that I thought was really interesting. This is not my theory, but I like it. I think I'm gonna adopt it Which is that Kyle one of the Reasons for the marital strife might be some kind of a terrible business issue because Mauricio is always, you know, he's been he's gotten in trouble a couple of times with the real estate company and Kyle is just trying to make it like
Starting point is 00:15:14 Public that I don't sign any, you know, I don't read anything that I sign, you know, which I thought was interesting So building her case of plausible deniability or whatever. Right. Like, I didn't even know. I didn't even know. Because what I read about Kyle was that she, and also, don't know if this is true, it's just something I read from Sashal, but I also read that Kyle was part owner of the agency, that it wasn't just Mauricio's company,
Starting point is 00:15:38 that she was, she's on that, the border ownership or whatever too, so it's not like she would really even need a prenup. So it's interesting that she's like, what paperwork? That's an interesting theory. Well, if that happens, everyone bookmark this episode that we've done episode number 45,000 and the time is one hour, 16 minutes in. And Rami, well, actually, someone else called it, but we'll say that you called it. You're going to co-sign it and you're going to give that conspiracy theory a platform right now.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I think, you know, it could happen. Crazy things have happened. You know, I don't co-sign it necessarily. I love the theory and I would love if it were true because you know what, but Kyle would probably even make that boring. Honestly. I know. The mostvo, fraud case. It's like finally the audience is officially over people going to
Starting point is 00:16:31 jail because Kyle made it boring, you know, okay. So go to jail guys. Everyone's like, hmm, don't really care anymore. Let's get a, uh, let's cut to court and get Kyle's defense to the judge. Let's get this right now. And here we are. And they're, you're me. The end.
Starting point is 00:16:48 OK, so then, let's see. So Erica's like, OK, well, listen to me. It's OK to trust your partner. And Andy's like, I don't think you should be the poster child for that statement. She goes, OK, well, that's true. I'm not the poster child friend of the shit. All right, well, moving on to your anniversary,
Starting point is 00:17:07 Julia Roberts herself. Julia Roberts was on Watch What Happens Live. I just want everyone to know that I'm basically friends with Julia Roberts now and the pretty woman herself. And she said, first she said, why do you make me watch this show? I don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I'm an actress. She threw a vase in my head and then I said, please, you have to do this.. I don't understand it. I'm an actress. She threw a vase in my head and then I said, please, you have to do this. You're trying to promote something. She goes, fine, I am an actress. I can pretend like I watched the stupid shit you pedal on your quote unquote network. That's not really national. All right. And she said, that's not really national. I love that Julia Roberts thinks it's just public access. No, in my mind, Julia Roberts is like, what is this? What is this? Is what is public?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Is something my brother saw this show? That was a funny clip, though, because he's like, so what do you think when BK made a pretty woman scene for Deree? And she's like, I just totally blocked that out until right now. It's like, really? She goes, yeah. She's like, I guess I have to think of that again.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I, well, let's see. What did I think? I thought, well, here's a bastardization of what are my most famous and iconic moments. And I'm glad to watch two pieces of meatloaf recreate it with no sexual chemistry. So that was my first thought, I guess. Yeah. And Julie is like, well, the only thing that would have made it work is if he actually gave her that necklace as a gift. Hold on. Let me just laugh because it's my trademark.
Starting point is 00:18:37 She just opens her mouth. Rainbow start to come out. Puppies just start flying out of her mouth. Her giant, her gigantic mouth. puppies to start flying out of her mouth or giant or gigantic mouth. Listen, Andy, I'm just a girl sitting in front of a strange TV show hosts asking him to stop making me watch this show. That's it. Let me promote my disaster movie on Netflix and beyond with my life.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Something fall over. Yeah, my phone, because I was checking my phone. Well, I did say disaster movie, and you're like, no. And so, like, you were acting it out. I'm at the Julia Roberts disaster movie. iPhone's beating people on the head. So, two weeks goes, well, you understand that it was playing on the movie, right? And Andy's like, yeah, I get it, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I love that she says it's mirroring the movie. Yeah, I remember that part in Pretty Woman when Richard Gere hooks all that stuff up for Julia Roberts and then Julia Roberts enters bitching about everything and saying that she needs the proper, what was she asking for, the proper spray tan or the Eyeshadow or something where she's like with my eyeliner
Starting point is 00:19:51 bronza Yeah, no my my favorite part about julie about pretty woman was when richard gear was like vivian I think i'm falling in love with you And I want you to go to a polo match even better And I want you to go to a polo match even better. I want you to play a mermaid in a production of Peter Pan on Ice in England, where you sing, my heart will go on and someone puts a cream pie in your face, are you down? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:16 So then PK traveling and not being present, like your marriage sucks to to read, you know, like I'm sorry that this was supposed to be the season we all gave a shit about your terrible marriage and Kyle stole that from you. So would you like to talk about that? She's like, oh my God, after we've wrapped, things got way worse for PK and I mostly
Starting point is 00:20:35 because we'd wrapped and TMZ caught it. And it was quite embarrassing. And I would like to apologize everybody out there for wrapping. It was... It was not my best moment, but it's not every day you get robbed in a marshals. You know what I'm saying? As I walk through the valley, as I walk in the shadows in the valley of marshals, I take a look at my cart and see there was nothing left.
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Starting point is 00:22:28 for a while and she's like, we had two children at home and he's like, okay, so you were living separate lives. No, it wasn't separate lives. It was living in separate places. But you know, all your belongings are still together and Andy's like, okay, semantics. How dare you Andy? How did you? Words have weight and castle's like oh now words have weight, huh? Well, that's I just want to clarify I just want to clarify. Yes. I was being happy great
Starting point is 00:22:55 But I want to clarify that when PK was staying with with boy. It wasn't that we were Separated he was still living with me. He just happened to be chained to Boy's radiator for a few weeks So that's why we were apart Who was the first non-twinke to ever be chained the PK was so honored To be fair boy did not actually tie him to the radiator PK did it as some sort of protest Apparently he insisted that there there be more bugles nearby. So I'm not leaving this apartment until you get me some. Boy told PK that the radiator was a box of lays.
Starting point is 00:23:34 PK turned himself to it immediately. It's like when you see the people from Harry Winston coming in with their suitcases Handcuffed to their hands. That's just what PK was doing. You're trying to escort the radiator that he thought what potato chips so Then he's like, okay, so your marriage sucks still she goes well he quit drinking Andy, which is you know have everything actually really because You know, it happened to everything actually. Really because when Kyle quit drinking, you said it's because she's cheating on her husband,
Starting point is 00:24:10 and now you're unironically, unironically mentioning that your husband quit drinking. Hmm. I mean, she didn't say it was for Morgan, but she insinuated that she quit drinking from Morgan. So. Well, just once again, another blow to Leah McSweetie's lawsuit. Another person falls into sobriety on Bravo. God, I, God, the way this network pressures people. So, yeah, so they're better than ever. And, you know, it's just been a pivotal moment for them. And he's like, that's great. Well, he's he's like well you opened up to Kyle a few times about your
Starting point is 00:24:50 problems you're married but looking back how did it make you feel that she didn't seem to trust you enough to share what she was going through Andy it hurts me you know like after the reunion Coyle and I hadn't spoken for a good couple of months and I was going through my own things with when I, preparing my next season's arc when I saw her Instagram and, well, there's no pictures of Mauricio. Mauricio's no mo, no mo mo.
Starting point is 00:25:15 How about that? Wrapping. Which actually, I'm gonna write that down. That's a new rap tune. Okay. Well, I knew something was going on and I said we have to pray, we have to pray just to make it today. Rap.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Hashtag rap. I said their marriage is too legit, too legit to quit. Hey, hey. So she's like, I knew something was going on but but to not be told by Kyle, my friend, Koyle. And Kyle's like, well, I mean, like, I thought we were close enough that you could like just call me. And she's like, but I did you ignored me, Kyle. Kyle's such an asshole. Kyle just totally dumped this girl. Now listen, what I dumped a read, of course, Doreet's a twit.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Okay, but you can't expect somebody to just come on and kiss your ass for year after year and then just dump them. It's not cool, Kyle. I think the running theme here is that people on the show do things and they expect there to be no consequences whatsoever and there's always consequences. Yeah. So Kyle's of course turns it into gilting Derit
Starting point is 00:26:24 for not calling her, right? Which is saying instead of waiting until there was some camera in my car and she's like, well, Koyle, listen, you were trying to avoid me. And she's like, I wasn't trying to avoid you. I've just said like, learn to exercise. You know what I mean? I mean, maybe I haven't been vocal enough, but I thought that the sound of my voicemail would be vocal enough, you know? I like Kyle complaining about the insincerity of, like, you want to have a conversation. You wanted to wait until there was a camera in my face
Starting point is 00:26:55 to have this conversation. And meanwhile, she's like trotting out all her daughters to sit on a sofa while she, like, displays their pain on national TV for us. Do you see? Well, yeah, also saying, like, I on national TV for us. Do you see? Well, yeah, also saying like I wasn't trying to avoid you, you know, like maybe I haven't been vocal enough. I just haven't wanted to be friends with you.
Starting point is 00:27:12 So you have been avoiding her until you guys got on camera. So what's the difference, you know? And so tree, it's like I did try to call you and she's saying, well, you know, but like when I'm struggling, I just like I pull back, you know, I retreat. I just need to be alone. But that's the point. You weren't alone. You were on vacations with people that you were posting all over Instagram. So, Andriita, but you weren't completely by yourself. It's just, well, because I mean, like, well, you were looking at my Instagram, see, I was struggling, I was struggling and Andriita's like, no, but our husbands are very close. And I know, like, I know if you're, you I know if you're going on trips or anything,
Starting point is 00:27:46 I know what you're doing. And Kyle's like, so you're saying I wasn't struggling? You're saying I wasn't struggling? I'm saying, no, you weren't alone. She goes, no, well, when I say I pulled back and I'm alone, it doesn't mean that I'm sitting in the dark. Like I'm not blacked out in a black room. I'm just like in a cell of some sort.
Starting point is 00:28:03 It just means I'm just not putting myself out there with people and I'm in, you know, like I'm just like alone, but like with people, but like alone, but with people. Basically, like she's just like saying, no, I receded from the world emotionally, but I was with other people. Yada, yada, yada. I was with better people than you. Like, listen, when I'm in trouble, when I'm having a depressing time, I want to be around less people. No, not less people, less obnoxious people. And I want to be around more famous people that I'm kind of banging.
Starting point is 00:28:38 They're half my object. Sorry, nothing personal. Okay. Yeah. So Kyle's like, you know, and also like my entire adult life, I've been married and it's been like really, really difficult and like painful and like, you know, like, we were trying to like keep a brave face still for our kids at home. And like, I just wasn't ready. I wasn't ready like talk about it. And like, like, I know I don't want to like feel like I should be in trouble for that, you know, I
Starting point is 00:29:01 was like figuring it every day, I feel like I shouldn't be in trouble for it. Meanwhile, again, let's just bring back the footage of Kyle trying to make Denise feel shitty about whatever happened with Brandi Glendale. Well, wait, what? How does that correlate? Me need that, Kyle's well, because me need that cause like, I don't, I shouldn't have to feel like I'm in trouble for like making choices in my life. When they made Denise feel like she was in trouble
Starting point is 00:29:25 for the choices. Like, be open and honest. Why don't you be honest about it? Why don't you be honest? Kyle. Like you're in the principal's office. So, Kyle's like, you know, I'm just saying like, I need a time, I need a time to be alone.
Starting point is 00:29:36 She goes, but you weren't alone. You were with every man. Here's an Instagram. Here's Kyle on a story I recorded on my, yeah, seven minutes on my life. It's like water skiing. And here she is parachuting with Morgan on her back like Kyle get out of here So she's like but also like my whole life. I've been married and so like it's really hard figuring this out and Andy's like well
Starting point is 00:29:59 So do and Kyle feel like you're better coming out of this reunion? And Kyle goes, I do. I mean, I definitely do. I definitely feel better. This was a lot better, right, Ray? And she's like, to be honest, I don't. We do have stuff to clear up for sure, but it's going to have to be in a loon time when you and I talk to my voicemail.
Starting point is 00:30:19 No coil at lunch. On my voicemail. No coil! Still in my voicemail. So Andy is like, all right, we're gonna go take a break. The bullet points didn't happen to read. The yawning did though. And I'm just glad you said your piece, even though it was a very long-winded,
Starting point is 00:30:38 occasionally wrapping piece. All right, we'll be right back. T-t-t-t-t-t. So now they cut for break and basically, well, we have a commercial break, I should say. I thought this was the part where Kathy was gonna show up, but it's not, we're still far away. And he's like, all right, we're back.
Starting point is 00:30:55 So now it's time for an Erica, it's Erica segment where he's like, Erica gave up fighting for lead, but even with the new Vegas residency and lots therapy, there were some garages that she couldn't even give up on. So we see the whole Erica, like Erica's season of going at people, et cetera. And, you know, Erica saying how she put in work to change her body and herself and her body and her mind.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And, you know, like like however if you fuck with her So he's like wow I have to say or go good for you everybody loves to come back so Congratulations on your redemption Bet it all on blonde so sudden you made a crack about Erica's prices being seven dollars. That was pretty shitty. And she's like well I was actually coming to her defense because there was a guy who said I think that her tickets are a dollar and I said wait I heard that they're seven dollars. I mean that is seven times one Andy. So it's much higher and they're like oh Sutton give me a fucking break.
Starting point is 00:32:02 And the car was like come on Sutton at least own it. Own it Sutton. oh, Sutton, give me a fucking break. And the car was like, come on, Sutton, at least own it. Own it, Sutton, come on, Sutton, own it. Well, I mean, he asked the question, you know that's not what he means. And Sutton's like, well, I mean, do you have a sense of humor about you at all? I love Sutton being the one to ask that. Because like, oh my god. And he's like, okay, all right, well, you say you're joking, but then you're also like saying like I was defending.
Starting point is 00:32:27 So which one is it? They're like, just say you were making a joke. She's like, I was, I was making a joke. Okay, fine. So then, let's see. So Erica, you announced you'd given up fighting for Lent and you nearly made it through the whole 40 days. Oh, why did Denise of all people get a rise out of it? She's like,
Starting point is 00:32:52 And she's like, she worked for it. She came back and knocking knocking at my door. And, um, uh, it's like, yes, she was looking for it. And she, she didn't, she didn't succeed. Five, six, that's the first time. So she had to come back a second time. Yeah, she was looking for it. And she didn't succeed. Five, six, that's the first time. She showed you to come back a second time. Yeah, she had to come back. So it sounds like, well, do you feel bad about it? Like a little bit, Ferdinand's just a little bit. And she's like, absolutely not Denise asked for that.
Starting point is 00:33:21 So then the next question is, Erica, you've been spotted out in Vegas with some old guy who looks like Rush Limbaugh. What's going on? Is that your sugar daddy? And then legal documents had revealed that he had allegedly sent you like 700 grand. She goes, oh, he's my private lawyer. He's my lawyer. That's that's my answer. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:42 All right. Okay. Your lawyer paid you because we all know lawyers love to pay People not receive money. All right, great So by the way, I wonder like have you held on to any friends that you had when you were Mrs. Tom's or did you have friends during that time by the way? Cuz I don't think we've actually seen you with any friends outside of the people that you pay by the way, cause I don't think we've actually seen you with any friends outside of the people that you pay.
Starting point is 00:34:04 And she's like, well, him, that's who, Rush. And he's like, well, that's interesting because there was a theory among viewers and I think some of the group here that you did not want to show empathy towards Tom's alleged victims because somehow it made you feel guilty. And she's like, oh, you know, like, you know what it's like when you go through legal problems. I mean, look, everyone here knows what it's like when you, you know, like, you know what it's like when you go through legal problems. I mean, look, everyone here knows what it's like when you, you know, your husband is accused
Starting point is 00:34:28 of fucking over widows or offensive burn victims. I'm like, oh, it's just a normal everyday thing, you know? So, you know, they ask you to comment, not to comment, either way, it's like, you know, when you push somebody other times, you can't respond in the way that others think you should, then it makes you look like you don't have empathy. Oh wow, wow, that was a really long way around that.
Starting point is 00:34:50 The first, one of the first scenes of the season is of you literally not understanding what empathy even means. And that's not even an exaggeration. What is empathy? So she's like, Erica, it's when you put yourself in other people's shoes. How do you do that?
Starting point is 00:35:07 Do I get to keep them? How was the most, Eric? Do I get to keep them? Do you still have the receipt for these shoes and can't so well to take them back? Yeah, so Andy is like, All right, but so I know you met with a group of people. I did, and who were all victims,
Starting point is 00:35:25 that talked to me about the meeting and why you did it. Well, under the advice of cancel is why I went and I spoke to these women and I thought it was important for that they saw me as a person and not through the lens of a reality television show. Okay, and can you explain why? I cannot, I cannot explain why. I cannot, I cannot.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Why not? Oh, I cannot, I cannot. Why not? I cannot. I cannot. It's like, did you learn things from them? Yes, I did. One of them being one of my paychecks was in a client trust fund. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:35:56 What is she watching? That money that was supposed to go to her was put towards clients or something? I guess she's suggesting that there was obviously gross financial misconduct but also implying that like, look, everyone's accusing me of taking money from the victims but some of my money actually went to the clients. This victim stole from me.
Starting point is 00:36:17 You know, here's what I found out, guess what I am? A victim of guess who? The victim, those motherfuckers. I was victimized by not just one Marco, but two Marcos. Marco Marco! Nope, Halloween site. So, uh, Andy's like, so wait, it was the opposite of what people are accusing him of? And she goes, no, no, I just, uh, did I say that? Okay, listen, the trial's about to happen, and so I guess we'll have answers at the trial,
Starting point is 00:36:44 which is, why did these burn victims victimize me? That's the real question, am I right? Can't wait to see that play out. And Tom's been diagnosed with dementia, but he has been ruled competent to stand trial. And Crystal's like, I don't understand how that works. And I was like, I don't understand it either. But I only read the headline, maybe that's why.
Starting point is 00:37:01 So Erica's like, well, I think that there's one thing that to be competent under the law. Like, can you aid in your own defense and then can your medical diagnosis have a lot of luck? Is it? I'm not sure. And Crystal's like, no, well, my dad had Alzheimer's and so I work with the Alzheimer's Association and the standard length of survival from diagnosis to end is nine years.
Starting point is 00:37:19 So at this rate, like he should be pretty far along. And so for Tom to be able to stand trial right now, seems strange to me. I mean, for me, I mean, when you see the footage of Tom Durati these days, he definitely looks like he, you know, he's down a path. But I always thought it was strange that like the moment this scandal broke, it was like, oh, and by the way, he was just diagnosed with this condition.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I thought the timing of that like was very bizarre to me. Yeah. And he's faking it. Convenience. Yeah. He's faking, he's faking faking it. And also, he looks a certain way because he's old as hell. I mean, he's really, really old and he's been taken away from every luxury and he's got to be, have massive depression and like all the shits fall on, don't be completely fell from grace. So he's not looking great, but yeah, this competency thing is, it's a bunch of bullshit. Like suddenly it's like, oh, oh, I, I, uh, I'm incompetent. So yeah, that's pretty clearly fake.
Starting point is 00:38:15 But here's the thing that I don't get. Hey, why is that Erica's fault? A lot of this stuff, you know, with Erica, the Marco Marco thing, especially, I'm like, burner, get real live. I'm like the town witch, you know? But with some of this stuff, it's like, I don't know about coming after Erica for his fake, his faking it.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I don't know how that's Erica's fault. But then Erica just doesn't know how to take a win. Cause really all Erica had to do in this situation is go, I don't know. I don't talk to Tom anymore at the end, you know, but instead she's like, well, I don't know what Crystal's saying. Is she saying that he's faking it? Cause if she's saying that, she's just saying it's like, why are you defending Tom?
Starting point is 00:38:54 Please stop, stop putting yourself in the position where it even seems like you're defending that fucking guy. Yeah. I feel like if anything that makes Erica look better to, to not defend Tom, right? Exactly. She can't help it, you know. And so Crystal's like, well, I don't know if he's faking it, but we talked about it four years ago and he still seems to be kind of the same in the same place or whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:17 So, and he's like, okay, well, we're going to take a little break. So then Garcelle turns to Crystal. It's just, oh, I know what you mean, because for the way he was, I mean, for four years later for him to be competent, I mean, what's up with that? And they're like, Well, someone's lying. And she's, So it's her, right? Who says it's her crystal or her? One of them goes, So it must be her. Right. I don't remember who said which one who said it must be her. Yeah, one of them is like someone's lying. So it's got to be her. So then Andy is like, so is Kathy making an entrance or are we starting with her?
Starting point is 00:39:50 Like does she have the same designer as Dorit tonight? I mean, Jesus Christ. How long do I have to wait today? Everyone's like, Kathy, wow. I'm like, well, so much for a surprise in the cast. So then we cut to Kathy arriving at the studios and she's like, you know, I don't really like having bad energy with Chumba Wamba. And I think it's like really healing for her.
Starting point is 00:40:10 And like Mauricio, like, you know, Chumba and Mauricio were going in one way and, you know, she's going with another way and they're just both trying to work. And, you know, he's dancing for four months on Dancing with the Stars. And I don't know. And Kyle doesn't know. She's not a compulsive person like that. Yeah, she's like, she's not going to decide this right now. But you know, she's just giving all the gossip from Kathy.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Like she doesn't give a shit. She's like, all right, just what do you want to know, everybody? So then we go back to the stage and now is the magic Mike moment. Dun, dun, dun. And so we see some Sutton stuff, like her bringing her ocean spray wherever she goes. And, commercials, here comes one right now.
Starting point is 00:40:59 So, Andy's like, so a lot of people called out what they perceived as hypocrisy. Reality TV universe said, no one's buying Sutton's prude act. She had dollar bills to give people. She's like, well, listen, you know, I just, I didn't know it was going to be like that. And, uh, you know, did I overreact? Of course. Of course I did.
Starting point is 00:41:17 There were, what were you mad at? She goes, I did not lack the simulation of Conalengus. Yeah, but do you like it in real life? I know, I'm just kidding. I just needed to know. But do you like it in real life? You don't like it. What's going on down there?
Starting point is 00:41:33 And he's like, all right, well, leaving Las Vegas, that was a pun because of alcoholism. The elevator door opened and suddenly you were convinced that the time of the elevators was planned. How could you pull that off? And so I was like, well, I just don't know. I don't understand how witches do spells, but they do them anyway. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:51 It just seemed suspect in that moment and it was just this opportunity to humiliate me. And didn't she see what happened last night? I don't need anyone to humiliate me. I can do it for myself. Now I don't know how she pulled it off, but if I've ever known anybody who's going to pull things off, it's Erica. I mean, I have to say, those elevator doors opened faster and wider than her legs.
Starting point is 00:42:16 So it was, they might as well just start calling them Erika's instead of elevators. First of all, I totally think Erica planned that. And I don't, of course they can't control an elevator, but I think she said, you can come down now, we're going to the elevator. And then it happened to open on their floor or she was saying, we're going down now, we'll see, you can tell her off in the lobby. And they just got lucky and the door is open on that floor or whatever. But maybe the lobby, maybe the lobby.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Of course I think Erica texted Mike. He said, OK, we're leaving now. Let's find a way to meet up. Those casino elevators, I mean, that would take a true, like you have magical powers if you could coordinate those elevators, because I swear to God, I had a button at a casino elevator and you're waiting 15 minutes before those doors open up.
Starting point is 00:43:04 So being able to tell you. Well, I just mean they could have tried it. I think they probably planned on meeting in the lobby or something. That's why they happened. I'll keep going down. Mike at the time. Mike at the time since we're just going up and down that elevator for like two hours waiting, hitting every button and just waiting for them to finally be there.
Starting point is 00:43:19 So we're on our way there now, you know, when they hit the button on Erica's floor or something. So anyway, it's not important enough to really care about, but yeah, I don't think it's like crazy for her to be like, Oh, well now I'm getting told off by a magic mic person. Thanks a lot, Erica. No, but I'm just thinking, I think it just would be funny because I can imagine Mike would be like, Okay guys, here's what we're going to do today. We're here to save Erica. So what we're going to do is we're going to ride this elevator And we're gonna ride it hard
Starting point is 00:43:46 Everyone push all the buttons all at once and we are here until we accumulate that bitch Every time the elevator opens on every floor. They're like, I'm disappointed in your reaction to magic mind How dare you this is a five-year-old child? All right, let's try it again You can't come in this elevator, it's being used in production. Okay, so Erica's like, if I planned that elevator, I'd be a billionaire tonight. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Are you kidding? You've all seen my timing on stage. Think I could plan a fucking elevator. You barely do us a day. Derita's like, Andy, it's impossible. So Kyle's like, I mean, you literally couldn't even plan that. So Andy's like, well, could it have all been avoided if you'd just come clean with a group that like,
Starting point is 00:44:38 hey, I'm just going through something. I was triggered by all this. And she goes, well, I think I did say that the next day, but I couldn't say what it was that I was triggered by all this and she goes, well, I think I did say that the next day. But I couldn't say what it was that I was going through. So it was because the husband was moving to London and taking the child. And she's like, I went my whole marriage being dictated to. And he's like, but you're not married anymore. And she goes, yeah, but I was trained and the I was trained.
Starting point is 00:45:02 And they're like, wow, it was really difficult for Sutton. And she's like, and then I stood up for myself And I said I am not moving to London James is not moving to London I'm opening the store for two days a week for the rest of my month at least And I'm gonna bring stacks of dollar bills to random theaters in Las Vegas and with no Enchanted abusing them and I'm gonna hold on to them and then storm out of places because I'm an independent woman I Have proven that I can still be furious about other people simulated cunnilingus and I will do what I want to Sudden was left by way sudden got off the hook in this part hugely
Starting point is 00:45:38 I mean she came up the whole story about like he was going to London and I was gonna knock and I was not gonna go London We really got far away from the fact like you were jealous you did not get pulled up on stage weren't you? Yes, well, she's learned very quickly the housewives or reality show thing Trope which is where when you're really in trouble I mean we're seeing it right now in Vanderpump rules with the guy So it's not that it's only just girls but like when you get in trouble bring up your trauma no one can fucking argue with you when you've got your trauma now Sutton is reaching for hers. Right? Her seems a little bit more pat than most people's trauma but she still has learned it you know and if it's like Mahoros hurt himself she's gonna fucking use
Starting point is 00:46:20 it and it does work they leave her alone. And actually because then Andy gets distracted because he also falls for the bait. He goes, you know, it's funny over the years with many women, the show has actually given them a voice that maybe they didn't have before. And some might say the true reality reckoning is the emotional epiphanies that Bravo causes our cast members to have and their lives are richer for it.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Thank you, case dismissed. That's Bravo helping women every second of the day. Thank you all for being here. And I wanna speak to that for a second because Kyle, you really hurt my feelings. You said all I have is cashmere and a horse. And I have so much more than cash. I've got silk.
Starting point is 00:47:07 I've got linens. I've got wolves. I've got Alfie. I mean, technically, you know, I've had him sign his life away. I mean, I basically own that person. Jennifer Tilley, we've gone to, we've gone to Mood Fabrics and touched many things. And this just tells us more than rolling your eyes.
Starting point is 00:47:27 She goes, well, like you said, sometimes we say things just to make a little joke. Okay. So now it's okay. Right. So it's like, well, I'm telling you, it hurt my feelings. Okay. And you also know that it's not true.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I have more than cash money. I have a store. I have a store that has been open Wednesdays and occasional Fridays. It's been open Wednesdays and occasional Fridays during the Beverly Hills season. And then it is used as a pop up for Carvel ice cream the rest of the year. That is a journey I am on. Also, coincidentally, my story has been turned into a journey's outlet. Kyle's Kyle's basically like, look, okay, it's a reality show. We all say stuff, but you know, like, what about the Uber driver?
Starting point is 00:48:14 You don't want to talk about the Uber driver. She's like, well, I'm not going to say that man's name on national television. Kyle. She's like, well, I don't really like, I don't want you thinking about the intimate scenes of my marriage when I haven't even told my children yet. Then stop asking everybody to ask you about it and stop bringing your fucking girlfriend on camera. You are so thirsty, I can't.
Starting point is 00:48:31 I mean, you took off your wedding ring and like, we're, I mean, I'm sorry. Doing romantic two scenes with Morgan Wade and then being like, what are people coming at me for when I haven't even told my children? And he's like, well, we also found out, son, that your monthly alimony is $300,000. And we see that, we see this being outed on
Starting point is 00:48:52 Watch What Happens Live and any reveals. And there's like three people in the audience, like clapping, it's like Avi and Jennifer Tilly, and like some mod is clapping. It's like, yeah, well, some people were, some people applauded you, but others thought you were gloating. So, oh, Anna Marie, you're still here.
Starting point is 00:49:12 What do you think? She's like, oh my God, fucking Anna Marie. She's like, well, I was a doctor, you know, obviously. Okay. By the way, Anna Marie did not come for Crystal when Crystal was talking about like the timeline of Alzheimer's. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Now, what if they just cut that out? Who's the doctor now? Yeah, go on, Dr. B. Yeah, this whole Annamarie thing, she's like, well, I come from a world where you don't brag about your wealth. Like, I'm like friends with extremely wealthy people, like super famous.
Starting point is 00:49:45 OK, so you're from a world where you don't brag about your wealth. You just brag about knowing really wealthy people and you brag about being famous enough to know really famous. Very Taylor Armstrong. Very Taylor. I know Billingham heirs. Bill. Bill. Yeah. Also, this is the real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They literally put price tags over their faces as they walk around so can we all please get over someone gloating that they have money?
Starting point is 00:50:11 That's what this show is about. I didn't even pick up that something was gloating I thought the whole point of mentioning that she gets three hundred thousand dollars a month was to say that for all her talk about She's doing things on her own. She's also getting three hundred thousand dollars a month Right, so it was like they were kind of She's also getting $300,000 a month. Right. So it was like they were kind of trying to put her in her place in a way. So she's like, y'all, I'm from a world where you don't do that.
Starting point is 00:50:34 So then Andy asked Kyle about her Amazon Live. Because she's like, I mean, you said that after watching back episodes, you had to take a break from Sutton because you saw how she was talking about you. And Kyle's like, well, I mean, any chance she got an interview, she was like, this friendship is a farce, you know, like, I'm not, I'm not doing that, Andy. I'm not doing it. And she's like, well, we did have an amazing
Starting point is 00:50:54 sudden, like, well, we had an amazing conversation before that week dinner. And then you walked in and turned it all around on me, you know, it's like the second the cameras come on, you know, and I'm not a good friend to you now. Okay. Well, the cameras came on and you weren't a good friend to me. How? Well, like, um, how do you expect me to be a good friend to you when you were like treating me like that in my own home, in my own home, my kids are upstairs and you just kept telling me, talking to me, asking me if there was like a ring in my finger. It was like, if it was like, bought by Mauricio, you
Starting point is 00:51:22 know, and I love when Kyle's all of a sudden pulling the there were children upstairs at her. We dinner were like, you know, it's a dinner party in the real house. Why is there just gonna be squabbling and fighting? You know, I love that. Yeah, you're right. My children are upstairs while I'm having a party specifically geared towards getting fucked up. I know. Babe, Resnick is in the house. Okay. And you're concerned about your children. So, Sudden is like, well, I was just, I was telling you about Christian and Kyle's like, well, because he cheated on me,
Starting point is 00:51:51 it's always because he cheated on me. I never said that. That's exactly right. Garcelle said it because that was fine. Like, that was the conversation that you guys had. So now all of a sudden, Kyle is offended by insinuations. One before, like insinuations are off the table.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah. Remember when we talked about that? Yeah. Five hours ago? Yeah. Oh gosh. So, okay. They're squabbling over this stupid weed night thing. I'm still sticking by what I said.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Kyle was trying to get everybody to ask her at the minute they asked her. She acted like the biggest victim ever. And I hope they stopped falling into this trap of just like doing whatever storyline Kyle wants at Kyle's rate, cause it's fucking obnoxious. So then Andy's like, okay, well, sudden it didn't go well. So what was going through your head in the kitchen that day? And Kyle's like, no, it started out fine.
Starting point is 00:52:43 But then when we started to talk and she started that like name, I'm name, I was like, okay, well, she seemed a little off. Right. So that's why I commented. Cause like I really didn't know. I mean, I don't want to say drunk. I wouldn't say that, but you know, like, I mean, just not right. You know, and by right, I mean sober.
Starting point is 00:52:59 So does that calling her drunk? I mean, I don't know. So, um, uh, I don't know So I Got lost name. I'm name. Okay. So he's like well even teddy weighed in and when she came to watch her happens live Isn't that funny? I brought her back onto my show So anyway, she comes up your drinking and we have Teddy. It'd be like hi. I'm Teddy Well, it's pretty rich coming from sudden who has vodka in her purse 24-7 Well, it's pretty rich coming from Sutton who has vodka in her purse 24-7.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Wow, I'm so shocked that Teddy would show up and do exactly what Kyle wants her to do. Yeah, exactly. Well, here's a, okay. Well, the lead singer of Berlin said, Stop making fun of me. It all makes sense now why Teddy was implying that Sutton drinks on Watch What Happens Live. Teddy is doing cows dirty work Hey, that's what Ronnie just said It's a hundred percent her dirty work cause like what what? Like nobody nobody what what that's crazy like doing my dirty work like listen I mean like are there things I could have said like there are things I could have said about sudden that I did not say
Starting point is 00:54:02 So how about that? Okay, cuz there's a lot worse than just being an alcoholic going on with Sutton. Okay. I was like, see, this is what you do. She comes on here and she's like, there's a way worse that Sutton's done. But I'm not going to say anything because I'm a good friend. Well, I think that insinuating that I have a drinking problem and I'm an anorexic and that I've made up my foot problem. That I take pills. Those are all bad. I never said those things.
Starting point is 00:54:27 I didn't say any of those things, not a single one. And Erica's like, yeah, but you do take pills for your neuropathy. And Kyle's like, guys, did I say any of those things? We all know I had anemorrhoids for me. Okay. I never said it though. And Erica's like a sentence like, okay, you insinuated. She goes, I didn't insinuate anything. She is like, uh, the son's like, okay, you insinuated. She goes, I didn't insinuate anything. She's like, well, it's understanding your responsibility in this insinuation. Kyle, you've got to understand this at some point, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Kyle. You have been relentlessly mean to me. Where? Where? Where? Not as good as name Kyle. Not as good as name him. Where? Where? Not as good as name him, Kyle. Not as good as name him. It's Denise would say, watch the show. Which I love that they finally cast,
Starting point is 00:55:12 I don't think Sutton was right this whole reunion, but really for me it's not about right and wrong. It's the fact that Doree could end all of this by saying, Sutton goes, gotten more press than a keypad. Just kidding, had to get one more than a keypad. Just kidding. Had to get one more rap thing in there. But for me is that they finally cast someone who doesn't give a fuck about what Kyle thinks and will go up against her.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I love that Garcelle and Sutton do not give a fuck. Kyle has had this hold on people for seasons. I mean, there are people that don't give a fuck, but they get fired immediately, right? When they go up against Kyle and these two aren't and they don't care. Like, they're like, okay, you want us to bring up your stupid marriage thing? We'll bring it up. And then she's like, don't you feel guilty? And they're like, not really. Not really. I agree. It's nice to have people who are willing to like push back at what Kyle says, but I want them to push back more effectively. Now, I'm like, you're on the right path. Now say everything that the two of
Starting point is 00:56:06 us are saying to her, please thank you. You're doing a good job. Now see it through. I think they don't really care about Kyle's storyline. And that's where they fell down. Because Kyle keeps trying to get them to care. And they just don't care. They're like, Okay, you want us to make a comment about it? Okay, we're talking about the ring Well, what do you mean? Why are you talking about the ring because it's a cheating ring? We were asking if it's a cheat. What do you mean? Because the husband buys a gift when he cheats. What do you mean? They're just like so bored with it, you know, Christel's like yeah Everything that we're insinuating is so obvious and you're such a bore that you can't even have this discussion
Starting point is 00:56:45 without fake crying like a teenager, you know, I Think that's where they fall. I would love it if they could maybe bring Alexia on to the next part of the reunion So she could say well, you're not wearing the ring So like that means obviously those issues at home and like I'm sorry That's just what it is. And if you say anything else you're a liar. You're a liar. Okay, cuz I'm a star I know these things. I just want like someone from Miami to be on this show. We used to always say, God, imagine if someone from Real House of New York was on this show, they would just call out this bullshit right away, which they still would do. But Miami now has taken up the mantle,
Starting point is 00:57:18 maybe even New Jersey too, and Potomac, a lot of the shows actually, but I would just love anyone to just come in and just really lay into Kyle because... I would like someone to bring the racket like Venus and Serena. All right, Doree. All right, please stop rapping. It's cringe now. Just call me D-Dollar sign.
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