Watch What Crappens - #2354 RHOM: It’s Not Over Until The Goat Lady Sings

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E20) wrapped up its chaotic and hilarious reunion with a musical moment that’s both instantly forgettable and totally memorable.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Miami had closed out their reunion. What a season. What a show. So good. So fun. I was cracking up. I was, um, I was taking some notes on the airplane on the way over here. I was finishing up the notes and, um, you know, some watching real housewives of Miami on my laptop. And I have this thing. I always feel like if I'm watching a Real Housewives show and then the flight attendant comes by

and doesn't make a comment to acknowledge like, oh, I love her or like, oh my God, like if they don't give me something special, especially if it's a gay, if it's a gay that does not recognize like, I am a fellow gay watching real houses of Miami. I get offended. I always feel like I should get like an extra set of peanuts or something as like

a wink, like, like we are tribe, you know, and, uh, girl. Yeah. I always feel like I want them to say something. I want them to, I, because I want to know who they love, you know, and I want them to, I always expect if I have a whole bunch of Alexia on my screen, I want to know who they love, you know? And I want them to, I always expect, if I have a whole bunch of Alexia on my screen, I want the flight attendant to say, oh, she is just the worst, or I love her. I'm sorry, I just love her.

I want, say something. But the fact that you say nothing, I'm like, are we even gay brothers in this? And I got nothing. I got nothing from the flight attendant. That's what I meant to say. The flight attendant on Delta did not seem to care. Yeah, give more flight attendant.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's very upsetting. What we're supposed to do here, just fly without anybody acknowledging my pain. Cause I feel like people always have an opinion on Housewives when you're watching it on a plane. Everyone's like, well, I don't,

that's when you hear the most, well, I don't even own a TV. Like that's where you meet people like that. Who are like, oh, you can watch that. Again, I don't even own a TV. Ah that's where you meet people like that. Who are like, oh, you can watch that. Again, I don't even own a TV. That's when you hear most of it. Like there's so much better than you. I love when you find someone watching the housewives

on an airplane. That makes me so happy. But you don't really see it often. And you know, for the longest time, when the planes would control, the airlines would control what you watched, you know, and they would have like, welcome to NBC Eye on America or something like that. And they would show everything,

they show like a million segments about golf. Like here's behind the scene story about this golfer. And here's another golfer who had something happen to him. And now here's someone in the world of finance who had something. It's like all very bro-ey. And they're always showing a smattering of content from all their networks across the Comcast, the NBC Comcast universal family. And they show a little bit of something from here and from here and from here. And from Bravo, they always show Top Chef,

which of course we love Top Chef, but it's like they're embarrassed of Real Housewives. And I just feel like I wasn't expecting to rant about this, but I just feel like the airlines need to stop being snobbed about the Real Housewives. Oh my God, especially, well, I was gonna to say Southwest, but they don't have TVs on there. What are we talking about?

Okay, so let's, I was just, yeah, let's move on. I was just in the mood to yell. Let's move on. I went to, I went to a weird place with this. So real housewives, well, you couldn't have gone to a weirder place than the real housewives of Miami themselves because for the first time ever, we ended with an EDM mix. Oh, sorry, Ben, of a opera song of Ave Maria. I don't think that's ever happened and it was amazing.

I was cracking up this whole episode and by the end I was cheering, maybe crying, maybe a little bit. Just because they gave that gay such a chance. Whenever he was like, it's the opera teacher. I was like, oh no, I'm sure enough he came on. I think he, he lost, I don't know, he just, there was something different about him and he just gave it his all. He really went there.

But where we start off is that Gertie and Larissa are fighting about Larissa going and blabbing and telling everyone that Gertie had cancer and then Larissa acting like she was the victim here. Saying things like, It made me sick. Like you think you're sick? I'm sick. I'm sick of the way you're talking about me right now. Yeah, like you hurt me too, like, like she got me fake. Like I feel like I was like her pilot. Cause like if you're my friend, like you're not going to call me fake like.

Physically you are though. I don't know, have you seen your before and after picture Lasa? Oh yeah. I have a before and after picture of you too, my friend. Yeah, I feel like I do, my friend. That's the most thing that she's doing for this reunion, reunion saying my friend and my love a lot, which is kind of like a Lexia thing to do.

You are my love. But what are you talking about? It's only my boobs and a tummy tuck. OK, the first time like the first time like step is to the first step is to like admit it, baby. And then it starts with your BBL and that you had. They're just going to keep coming for this woman and her gigantic ass. Yes.

Now, it's partially her fault because it's not the most subtle, it's not the most subtle job I've ever seen. However, this is Housewives and I feel like it's a very slippery slope. It's a very slippery, sailing filled slope. And sometimes I think we just need to back off. Yeah. No, not in this case necessarily,

cause it's anti-Larsa, but Larsa's had to defend that ass for three years now in a row. Yeah. But to be fair, she's also lying about it for three years in a row. So Andy's like, well, let's go back to telling the other woman about Gurdy's diagnosis.

Lisa, how do you feel about it? She's like, well, I told her, I said you shouldn't have done that. And we had many conversations unless I was very upset with this and what happened? She was in tears, almost as many tears as I was about Lenny. Lenny. Lenny.

Lenny. And Curtis is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Pour lasso, pour lasso. Okay, we la rsa. Okay, we get it Lisa. Okay, we get it mascot. We get it last time. You know what, you know what? You're not gonna get it so much. I should have a big thumb finger on right now.

Just waving it around. Mascot. You're very mean. You're very mean. You're very mean like. You're like mean like. Stop it mascot. Okay, look, I know you wanna take your anger out on everyone,

but you should have taken it out on Lenny directly, Lisa. Oh my God. Well, you know what, Gertie? You know what, Gertie? You know what, stand down, soldier. Stand down, stand down, stand down. Everything you said about me and my cancer was all about Loss's perspective. It's like, well, I'm not a mascot, OK? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la literal cart. Okay, you're also your revender now. You're also, okay, so you're a mascot and you're handing out snacks. Congratulations.

Okay, so you're a multitasker. You jumped up and just started screaming at me this last episode. Literally, I needed to understand how she was thinking. That's what you were telling me to do. Well, you know what? Didn't you think maybe you should have a one-on-one McGarty?

Didn't you think? I like called it like. I like texted her like. I like called it like. Didn't you think? I called it her like. I like texted her like. I like called her like. Didn't you think? I called her like. Not on the phone, not on the phone. You just kept calling her on the phone.

You know what? I'm just asking, or no, you should have talked to her not on the phone. I'm just asking you something because like why didn't you just like pull her aside? And then you could say something. Okay, thank you Lexie. I like, like I appreciate you my friend.

Yeah, but that's how you should do it. Yeah, but like you can say out of this my friend. But that's how you have to do it. You can say out of this my friend like. But that's what you do. You can like say out of this like my friend like. You know how you have to do it. You can say, out of this, my friend, like. That's what you do. You can like say, out of this, like, my friend, like. You know what I'm saying? These ladies never stop talking over each other.

I mean, the whole thing is just, you get really good at kind of deciphering what they're saying. You get words from one and then words from another and kind of put sentences together. And Greer's like, no, Alexia, don't stay out of this because this is the time I need everyone to speak up. I need everyone to speak up

against the national plague that is Lhasa Pippin. Yeah, well, I'm giving you a chance to say why, because it was like three months and you still haven't talked to her. So like, come on. Like, why have you still not talked to her? Like, how many months is it gonna be? And Marcus is backstage.

He's like, oh, so now Alexia can speak up. Oh my God, I wish I could be on that couch so bad. I wish it, bro. Oh yeah, would you go tell him off Marcus? You big bad Marcus. We're also afraid of you Marcus terrifying and Jody's like, yeah, it's totally true I guess like I wish I could say something Like I totally say something I already getting dry out right now. It's really a journey chapstick This is like wild.

Do you know, is there any value in a tetanus shot? Can you get a tetanus shot after you have locked jaw or is it too late? So then back to the stage and he's like, so when you start in the goal, you questioned whether she really had cancer. I mean, come on now. And Lars is like, yeah, but like,

I just like called her because like, I felt like I feel like you guys are like close, right? Like, I didn't want to call Gertie again, but like, I just wanted to know what was going on. Like, totally makes sense. Doesn't that like add up like X plus YZ, I feel like. Yeah, I said, Lisa told Larisa something about Gertie testing her, and Larisa's like,

but I was like, what is this test like? Why are you testing me like, like, at the Renate school like, like XYZ's and like, and this and that and test and such and that. Well, Laura is, do you really think Gertie was using her cancer to garnish sympathy? And she's like, well, like I wouldn't garnish anything with like sympathy.

Like usually it's like parsley, it was sliced with an orange, but still though. I mean, I'm not like an ally like it was like very hurtful, because like, I feel like I would never in like, I feel like a million years think that anyone would think that I would take that information and do something delicious with it. You called her a lie. Like, answer the question. First, you told everybody and then you suggested that she was lying about it. But like, literally, like, I felt

like, you know what? You think cancer hurts? This hurt more. I felt it, I felt horrible. It like really hurt. Yeah, but like no one could try to tell me that I weaponized cancer. I tried to normalize my life so that it could be like,

I can still do this. You had to do it. And then he's like, all right. Well, I'm curious, Gurdy. You went through so much with Lars of this season It doesn't seem like your relationship is in a great place What would you need to do to count as count you as a friend again? Well, I'm going to say I appreciate your apology I really do but to be honest

It's a show-intel kind of thing because honestly it's just too much for me to bear is too much will never be friends again Unless she just gives me a hug at the end of the reunion out of nowhere. But like listen friend, like listen love, like I did the opposite of a Miley Cyrus song like I sent you flowers, like I held your hand, like I did like all I could do, okay? I was very remorseful like I mean like I don't know why because she was faking the cancer but like I really wanted to be there for her for her fake cancer And I said a prayer before she went into surgery I mean a minute the prayer was like dear god. Can you please bring Marcus home to me? Oh my god. He's in the other room. Whoops Sorry, thanks god God when you're bringing Marcus like on the way like home to me like could you like mention the goodie like has cancer like and like

See if you can like find out if it's a lie about it All right, I wanna switch gears. Kiki, I hear you have a new boyfriend. Anything you can tell us about him? Oh, for, she's like, I've waited three years, Andy. Please, I've waited longer than people have been waiting for Jesus. Three years is nothing.

So she's found a perfect man and she met him through Marisol, which you better check in for bugs. Literal wires. And Kiki is basically like, yeah, you know, she's like basically she like got, they matched up really quickly. And then Andy's like, by the way, hey, by the way, did your family ever take you back?

Remember? And Kiki's like, no, I haven't spoken, talked to my stepmother since and she also had three kids with my dad. And like I have my little sister who's been reaching out lately. So we just like started trying to talk and you know, like, you know, cause like my dad left my mom

like came to Miami and like didn't tell my mom and they're like nothing anymore. And like broke up with her like like never to this day That like my dad's like never said anything. They do it. Yeah, like they like he never told mom They're not together. She's so married. Yeah, it's so hey. Yeah, it's very good. It's like a two seconds She can't let it be about somebody else. She's like mm-hmm. Yep. Yeah, That's Haiti. That's very Haiti. That's Haiti. That's Haiti. So it's actually like a super sad story where her dad moved on and got a new wife and then the wife treated her like shit and the dad joined her in treating her like shit It's so sad and she's like and then I was like working at McDonald's to get myself through high school

And I still had to send money to my mom. Oh, you're right Burger King And I still have to send money to my mom because that's how that's very Haiti That's what you do. That's what you do. That's like like da da da da. I'm Haiti I'm hating it that means I'm working 10 jobs in high school to send money to my mother That's how you do that's respect and so she's crying and I like talking about and it's crazy Like the story is crazy and Lisa's like oh my god. That is so sad Fifi And Lisa's like, oh my god, that is so sad, Phi Phi. My name is Kiki. That is so Lisa right now. That is so not Haiti, what Lisa just did.

I never realized the Dominican Republic was that hard. No. I'm talking about Haiti, other side of the island. Do you think it might be harder? It might be easier if you go to the Dominican Democrat. Just saying. You're not even making sense now, Lisa. Lanny. I worked in a burger king also it was run by Lanny and it was just as happy as mansion

Wow well Burr from bank said it was really heartbreaking to see all the women bail on Kiki's swim week event So what did you have planned for everybody? And why was it so important to you? Wasn't it about boobs? Well, by the way, I had surgery like a couple days earlier, so I had to leave, so I'm okay. I'm exonerated, I'm okay. Yes. She had surgery, so I knew that was coming, and then Nicole said that she couldn't make it,

and Mary still was like, well, I told you I was gonna stay, but I tried. I tried to stay, but then I couldn't do it. All right, all right, we don't have to hear all the excuses, especially not from friend of and Kiki's look. It was just like it was painful because she never throws anything. And you know, she lives in a small place

with like a, it's like a two bedroom with just her and her daughter and her daughter literally sleeps with her. And she's just, you know, she doesn't throw birthday parties for her kids and she never really had the opportunity to have throw birthday parties. She never had birthday parties growing up or whatever.

So she starts to sob because it's like now really like, you know, hitting on trauma. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. It's very Haiti. This is Haiti. People cry and hate it. This is how it happens in Haiti when you start talking about your issues.

Look, Haiti. And Marisol's like, oh, come on, don't cry. Oh, Favreau. And Julie is like, you need to go to a farm. Farm is good. And so then Nicole's like, well, we can throw summer a birthday, you know, like, well, throw a birthday bash for summer

and then she can have a birthday. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. And she's like, well, you know, listen, like financially, I'm saving all my money for my kids and I just don't wanna waste it on parties. And Julie is like, I know what it is like being young mother in America trying to make it. You don't know the language you are.

I know what it is like. Yeah, she understands what it's like to be a single mom who's also a model. And so Marisol is like, well, everyone knows Kiki and now like, everyone knows Kiki now the way we know Kiki. I'm just glad. And Julia is like, yes, she's not just a girl who talks about cooking, Dildos.

She actually has a voice and an amazing story. So anyway, let's keep talking about something else now. Gem, I have Gem. So they're like, well, we'll do a birthday party for your daughter in November. It's just, well, my son is October 5th. So you can do that. He's like, can we get a two for one special, please?

Where he goes, ah, he's 18. Don't push it, girl. He's 18. That was so Haiti. That's so Haiti. All right. Moving on. I think it's safe to say everyone here was born a star.

And Alexi is like, oh, God, I guess everybody just loves that one. I'm just giving everybody a line for life with this. You're all welcome. I give you guys all a fabulous line to say, yeah, but some would argue that the real star of this show is the vibrant Lux and sometimes over the top city of Miami. Oh, well, yeah, you know, Miami, yeah,

that can be a starter. Yeah, okay, fine. We call it the city of Alexia, you know, Star City, you know? So then we see shots of Miami, which is like gorgeous. But to be fair, it also has pink filters floating all over it half the time. He's like, and here's Miami. It's like a floating palm tree, a purple palm tree, just gluting over it. So then Andy's like, I want to jump into the screen when I watch his show.

Wow, I just like to imagine all the mountains of cocaine in that city and I just want to dive right in. Haha. Especially on take your employee to work day. Haha. That's what- That's what- That's what we every day.

One shouldn't say that part out loud. Haha. Haha. Um, so then they talk about Nicole getting her new mansion. Well, let me be ready in time for the baby. And then a cheesecake from factory says, I couldn't believe my ears when I heard that Sophia Lars's daughter gets $2,500 a month in allowance.

Why would you give that much money to a teenager? You guys don't understand. Like, LA is super expensive. After food, she orders more food. Or Uber. Or when she buys presents for her friend's birthday. And Sophia makes money. And so I have a deal with fashion Nova.

And so then they gave her a deal. And then she was the face of Oscar de la Renta. She literally makes money. So I have to send her money. Because since she makes money, I have to send her money like to pay for all the food like that she doesn't eat like yeah like and everybody's like trying to shame me for being a renter but like I tried to give her pride and tell her like it's Oscar de la Renta so it's like better like yeah I don't know if you saw it like but the Oscars were last night like, and so Sophia was like, that was like a night for Sophia

because she represents Oscar likes. So then Adriana is like, Lars thought may have many fault, but she's a good mom. And he goes, well, that's a double-edged sword. Actually, that was like the nicest thing I think I ever said about anybody on this show. Let's just take it.

I have been taking a beating like this whole year, like. I was like really hard for me. Like I got beat with other people's cancer. Ow, your cancer hurt me. Ow. Ow, Lai. That was really, that was so unfair of Gertie to like have cancer like this season.

It like really hurt me. So then she starts squabbling, you know, of course Gertie's like, oh really? Do you know how not hatey what you just did to me? How dare you? So they start squabbling again. And Andy's like, all right? Do you know how not Haiti, what you just did to me? How dare you? So they start squabbling again. And Andy's like, all right, we're gonna leave her

right there, bye! And he like runs off the set. He's like, I cannot be with these ladies anymore. By the way, you know what I think? For some reason, something I thought was really funny was that when Nicole was just like doing that boring segment talking about like, you know, like what's going on with the house, whatever.

Did you ever buy the boat? And she's like, well, we wanted to buy the boat, but like the backyard is like all full of construction right now, Lisa was like, oh yeah, you can park the boat and let it back in the, in Jody's yard. You could park it in Jody's yard, which I felt was like her like little flex. It was like such a Lisa flex.

Of course she's gonna like, because like- I'm right down the ocean from there. Because Nicole basically is in the market for a yacht She sort of has to like kind of one up and be like well, we have yacht parking So yeah, we're in the same neighborhood. So whatever Yeah, it's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial If you don't know when crystal Pepsi was discontinued

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So then, let's see, so now, okay, so they go kind of on break, but then Larsa comes over to Gertie and she's just so gonna try and talk to Gertie and Gertie is not having it Which is so funny, but she's like I was just like trying to like tell you like well Like I had like I feel like problems with like but like when we had like problems that they're like lunch I can Gertie's like oh my god, you know what you see how forgiving I am you see you see but you hurt me You hurt me you hurt me look how forgiving I'm look not right now

Not right now not forgiving you right now. And then Marca just appears on stage and like whatever apology Larissa was trying to eke out, she just stops because she starts hugging Marca. She's like, oh my god, hi. I love you. I love you so I like her. You're the queen. You're the queen. You change your face looks different than I did ten minutes ago.

Keep sitting on your throne. Keep sitting on your throne. You're the queen. Oh my god, I love you so much, Lang. You know what? What's right is right and what's wrong is wrong. I'll still keep arguing. I know you're hooking. The journey just keeps going off by yourself. She's like, look at her.

Hugging that guy. Hugging. You know what? It's not right and it's not wrong. That's what I'm going to say right now. You know what? It's not right, but it's okay. I'm going to make it anyway.

So Lisa's just doing her makeup and she's got this gigantic mirror. So Mary Saul's giving her shit. And then Nicole, of course, who's like one of the people. She's like, oh, my God, we're like so different because she like has a huge mirror. But like, I only have a small mirror. That's such a Nicole thing to say. Like, I think that she finds so funny. That's like very average.

Like, that's like the funniest thing ever because she's like not wearing socks, but I'm totally wearing socks, guys. Well, Nicole does her whole like, I like the funniest thing ever because she's like not wearing socks, but I'm totally wearing socks guys Well Nicole does her whole like I'm the richest one But like I'm the most down-to-earth of all the people and the other day, you know, there's that Bravo account I'm sorry. I don't remember your name right now I'm not trying to be an asshole even though I am being one but not remembering your name Which is so rude there's this Bravo account that just goes through all the fake purses. Like it spots the fake designer stuff that they're all wearing. And they called Nicole out for one.

And so she had an Instagram post the other day that was like, listen, like, I love your whatever that you have. I love what you're doing. Amazing. But just so you know, like this is actually real. And here's the receipt for it. Printed the receipt out on there. So that's funny It's pretty funny. She's like and keep it up because I really love your work

All right, we are back and I Tried several times to wake up from this living nightmare, but it turns out this is my life I am dealing with these ladies Squabbling in front of me incessantly so we need a price check on something ladies how much do you think organic jam costs and of course Nicole's like like $15 I don't know like 15 like $10 like maybe like $10 I don't know like space jam because like, you know, that's a pretty good movie. Yeah, like connected to that. I don't want to I don't want to like talk about Marcus's dad like who

are the who else is like, mom's and dad's to be talk about like, we should talk about someone else's but like space jam brought me like a lot of money. While it was happening and now as well. I googled and jam cost $50 up to $50 and Kiki's like 50 does it come with vibrator? She's back. She's back back everybody She's feeling better so Beverly from Sills

Um, Beverly from Sills. Beverly from Sills. This is Julia. You're up for performance to Martina was so touching. Um, yeah, it was, it's harrowing. Okay. It touched. I literally got to my this. Sometimes you don't want to be touched.

Okay. No touching. Do not touch me there. Okay. It's like going to a zoo. No touching. And then we see a clip of it and it's even worse. I mean, it's God bless her heart.

I mean, if intentions made music, this would be a full on orchestra. But well, I have to say in all the years of all the housewives in all the cities, this was one of my favorite things I've seen. It was so special. I love seeing Adriana at the piano and seeing the sheer joy of Martina's face. It was a beautiful moment. This was, there's just, you're saying this was one of your favorite moments, this opera moment. This was so cringy. I mean, it was sweet, but it was cringy. Yeah. I mean, I liked it too when it happened. It's just one of those things that just can't

happen often. Yeah, that's not too difficult. But then it happens later and it is literally my favorite thing that's ever happened. So, you know, who knows? I guess it's just the setting. So she's like, you're the crazy things for love. Have to go out. So then Adriana, do you think Julia could have a successful career in music? And Adriana goes such an Adriana. She's like, you know, it's just she has so much fun, Andy and it is such hobby for her and you know It's so nice to see and Mary's all just go. That's a really long no. That's a slow no Andy No, I was more than supportive and I think that she's I think that she's having fun and You know she has a hobby and maybe we'll do a duet someday who knows so alright well

Julia did you fucking Amelia She's fucking Emilio Estevez, right? No. Emilio Estevez? She's fucking Emilio Estevez. Maybe. We all clear on that. Well, Julia, did you feel torn between Adriana and Alexia? No, it wasn't hard, but you know,

Adriana and I had bond, they started 10 years ago, over goat, and now I can't break bond, but you know, Adriana and I had bond, they started 10 years ago over goat, and now I can't break bond, but the only way I can break bond is if something happens with Adriana, and I hope nothing will cross us. I'm like, okay, so next season, you guys are gonna be having a fallout.

We've seen this show before. 100%. We watched The Real Housewives. But you know, we are gamutly started to get to know each other. It was so organic, we could put it in jar and sell for $97. I good.

Yes, so a better from Boolean says Adriana watching the season I felt like Alexia came into the year with the plan to redeem herself I thought like PR. Do you feel like feel like her? She's really interested in being Julie's friend and is that genuine? I feel like her she's really interested in being Julie's friend and is that genuine? Well, I think it's classic example of somebody being goalie bowl because she is new person And here's what I have to say. She is getting befriended by hubris George Okay from hubris girls. It was movie patina thing On son on Wednesdays we were hubris.

So she's like, oh, wow. Stop trying to make hubris happen. Okay. She doesn't even hubris here. Oh, wow. See, look, Julia, look, look at Julia. How about a newbie being tainted by an oldie? That's what you did to her, Adriana.

This is like the time Paul Anka was, was, was hanging out with a net flu cello and totally iced, iced out cranky Avalon. Am I right? And Adriana is like, have some class. I'm talking here. Oh, really? You're no one to dictate class. You're a hot mess, Adriana.

So you're really the example of class. Have you seen your behavior for the past 13 years? I mean, come on. It's just, oh, yeah, you're dirty, greasy here. It's classy. It's like, OK, now we're going to greasy here. Come on. There you go. The plastics are speaking.

The plastics. Oh, well, I don't know who you're referring to, but if you want to refer to me as a name other than Alexia, you can call me a star. Oh, look, it's Regina George and Gretchen together over there. Now, you are a hot man. I'm not look, it's Regina George and Gretchen together over there. It's Hugh Abriss and Hugh Abriss together there. Julia, do you think that my friendship with you is fake or is it a PR stunt?

Like, I think we've both seen like stars can can like regular people, right? Well, last year we saw you don't want to try people. This year you try people. Well, I think Alexia likes Julia more than me these days. Personally, hold on, let me just show how white hearted I am with us. Ah! Oh well you know, oh well you know Peter, unlike my apartment there's room for everybody.

So, peanut from butter says, what about the baby adoption? But hell, Martina's only 90. Surely this is gonna happen any day now. And she's like, oh, well, Martina's cancer-free, so we are back to adapting plans. We are going to speed up process. I've contacted nine agencies. So babies, there will be baby coming from someplace for sure. Or Gia Pet. So Andy's like, well, let's talk about Mexico.

Alexia, you encourage Kiki to eat a cricket, but you didn't eat one yourself. Oh, well, to be fair, I thought like it meant like getting a cricket wireless, which you know, stars don't do that, no, no, no. But I'm so scared of cricket. I'm, you know, well, you know, I'm scared of cricket and insects.

I just figured it'd be like, it'd like pop in my mouth or bite me or something like that. You know. And Kiki's like, well, the thing I say, YOLO. Oh my god, that is so... HATY of Joe. I just have to say. That's so HATY. That is so HATY.

YOLO. And Adriana, Adriana, it was so fun seeing you perform. What did that feel like? And she's like, oh, surreal indeed to finally have this moment, you know, where I know the glorious Devon is somewhere punching our hand in a wall. It feels so good, you know Well Well, that's cool. Yeah, awesome. Well, it wasn't all Mark sipping and dildo living in Mexico Ha, Laura. So you were hurt by Alexi not supporting you. Why was that?

Because like I feel like like my friend like I can't believe like it. She's my friend like love Like saying that I only like had like I feel like tequila for like ten minutes like what is that like two minutes? That's like hurtful. Well, yeah, but if I'm your friend, I would have known about your tequila brand But everybody like knew about it like Mary's so new like I't know. Everybody knew the minute the Kardashians all came out with a tequila that of course I had one too, right? Come on. You knew Marisol, right? I don't know.

I don't know. What I've been talking about my tequila brand for years lies. This is what I'm talking about right now, Andy. Look, lies. This is lies, Larisa. What lies my love? No, it's lies. This is the example of the thing that I'm saying.

Because like you're telling me that I'm the only one that says the truth, you know? And like I didn't say I'm the only one, the only one who says the truth. But like right now you just said everyone knew about your tequila brand, but like nobody knows about your tequila brand. Lisa, Lisa like, did you know about my tequila like? No. Did you know about my tequila like? No. Andi, did you know about my tequila like? No, she didn't know. Did you know about my tequila like?

She didn't know either. Hold on one second. Okay, the cameraman. Did you know about my tequila like? No bro, the cameraman doesn't even know. Microphone man, did you know about my tequila like? No, he doesn't know anything. Okay, plant on the wall. Did you know about my tequila like? I don't talk to plants. I can tell you that right now. Door, door. Did you know about my tequilaquila? Nobody knew, okay. Wow. And Alexi is like, yeah, I didn't, you know, I'm sorry I didn't know, you shouldn't be so defensive.

Like I just didn't know about it. I was like, yeah, but you shouldn't say like, Larza has a Tequila for two minutes like, she's okay. You know what's better? Here, Larza has a Tequila for two hours. Book is better? There's more time. That's more time.

There's more time. That's a lot of time in star years. That's a lot of time in star years. That's a lot of time. Yeah. And so she's like, so then Larissa, her voice suddenly changes. She goes from being like, what are you talking about? Why are you saying two years? She suddenly goes, well, what kind of friend are you? A friend like you who needs enemies? Who needs enemies with a friend like you? I love when Larissa's real voice comes Oh, so no one knows about this tequila, which I think was really funny. And then Gertie's like, well, you know,

like here's the thing with your Larsa, okay? Like we're talking about the jewelry line. We're talking about a dog collar. We go here, we're talking about a tequila, which is so funny. And that is so real housewives too. Like the only reason you ever invite anybody anywhere is to have a new business.

And Larissa has just taken it to the extreme. Yeah, and Andy's like, well, people do this on the show. No, no, no, but this is like, it's like a lot of product pushing, like product pushing, Pippin, that's what I'm saying. Well, oh, yo, I give you guys gifts. If you want to taste my tequila, you want a piece of Loss of Murray jewelry.

I'm gonna give you gifts. Like, how is that bad for me to give you my own money life? I'm like, sorry. Like, I'm Murray jewelry? I'm gonna give you gifts. Like how is that bad for me to give you my own money? Like I'm like, sorry. Like I'm so sorry for like giving you diamonds about it. My voice is back like sorry about that. But there's a difference between having a business where you're like, I'm gonna have a store, you know? I'm opening a store, something like that.

Larissa is just taking Instagram deals and that's like her thing, you know? That she's probably making a dollar per customer on her whatever. So every fucking episode it's a different. Well, I think I get the sense that what she's doing is she's acting like she's inviting people over for sincere moments out of sincerity, out of like wanting to grow a friendship or to connect with people and you get there and you realize it's just an advertisement for whatever, you know, Instagram, Chachke, she's selling. Yeah. She's like, but, you know,

I wanted to have like an apology lunch for Gurdi. And that's why when I invited you guys to Mexico, I had my tequila bottles lined up to spell Gurdi has cancer like. Yeah, it was really hard getting the tequila bottles in the shape of a comma, but we did it. It was like really hard like. So let's see, where are we?

Andy's like, Larsa, you said you're involved in these businesses because you never had a Todd. But can you understand how someone would find that hypocritical given that you're with Scotty for 24 years? But like, I just didn't have a Todd. Like, sorry, like, I mean, come on.

Like, sure it was with Scotty, but she was with Herman, Herman like what's the difference? Oh, okay, so now you're gonna talk about Herman, you know you said thought before never gonna talk about Herman Wow Wow The difference between Herman and Scotty by the way is like 50 million dollars at least I mean first of all I can't believe you're even gonna compare that So Alex is like don't you talk about Herman? Okay? If anybody's gonna talk about Herman it's to be me when I out him post so much sleep on television. Okay. I'm just saying I don't have a Todd. That's all. I took a

fence because she made that comment because I thought it was hypocritical. And she had Scotty for 23 years. How is it hypocritical? I give you a compliment. Like what was the compliment because like you have a like dual income and like you're home and love. So like your rent, your expenses, like everything you make. Like I hope you make a billion dollars per year. Like I don't have that.

That's what I'm saying. Recently, recently. Thorsa, you're rich as hell. You have half of Scotty's money. We have internet. Yeah. All you have to do is Google this shit. Now in her defense, no one should be giving her shit

for trying to hawk things on Housewives. And I think that she actually does have a point. She's saying, I've got a hustle for everything in my life at this point, but she does have alimony. But she doesn't have anyone, I will say this. I think if someone says, I don't have a Todd right now, I actually think that's okay to say, believe it or not, you know, doing something alone versus doing something with a partner in any sort of way, it's just going to be a little harder. And I

think that like Alexia just turning that into like, like, oh my God, like Alexia got so mad about it. She's suggesting that every piece of money a half comes from... But like I do it on my own, but it's like Alexia, what is your job? You have a nail salon. You have a nail salon and you live in this luxury high-end tower and then you wanna be like, uh-uh-uh-uh, I don't rely on a Todd.

I guess my point is probably problematic, but it's like neither one of you could be accused of being up off. Like in these like neither one of you could be accused of like being a boss. Like in these situations, one of you got money from Scotty Pippin, which rightly so, I mean, you hadn't raised the children, but it's like they're trying to make it sound like they're these big like,

neither one of them are women pioneers, but it's also okay. They're not gonna be case studies at Harvard Business School. Right, but it's also okay. Like there's no shame in it. I think sometimes there's, you know, I think sometimes these shows take, they make it to where it's like, oh well your money came from a marriage then it's not as important as my candle money. I made this from selling candles like money's money. Yeah, so what?

Who cares? She fucks Scotty Pippin for how many years and had how many of his kids she earned it times a night to jeez So that was like four really do they like Marcus and I do it like seven. Oh, yeah, you're right like five times So grudges like recently recently is what you don't you know? You recently like this and she's like it's been like six years like what's recently like my love like when I was going to my divorce For six years, I didn't get recently like my love? Like, when I was going to my divorce for six years, I didn't get a nickel, like, I got just several quarters. And I had to make it on my own, like.

And so now we move to the boat ride from hell and this huge gondola fight, starting over, feeding some dogs, Lisa looking back, do you regret feeding them? She's like, my kids, yeah. I mean, Jesus Christ. Had to teach them what dieting meant to about two years old. He's like, no, no, I meant the dogs. Oh, all right, well, that was one of the worst days

of my life. I had to sign a paper. That was one of the biggest life-changing moments in my life. Do you understand that day as I was being rode through the hobbles and the dilapidated huts, I was signing a document that was saying that someone was gonna build me a mansion

on the beach of Miami. It was horrible, a horrible day. So then Kiki's like, yeah, that was disrespectful. And you look down on people like me and everybody's telling you to stop and you didn't say anything, but then the moment I said Lisa, that's not nice, you tell me this, you screaming me to shut the fuck up

and why do you guys always have to scream at me? And you never understand where you talk about poor people, the way you talked about that dog, and like she's rightly- She's like- Get to remember where you come from. Lisa's just like, yeah, I decided paper. She's like, you have to remember where you come from. She's just like, yeah, I decided to pay for. She's like, you don't remember where you come from.

Okay. Before you met Lenny, you were just like poor. Oh, I remember. I remember. She's, you don't act like it. She's like, oh, I still remember. I still, I still smell blue cheese on my hands. All right. You want to see me make a soft serve cone cause I can do that.

They don't call me a queen for nothing. Okay. Hashtag dairy. Have don't call me a queen for nothing, okay? Hashtag Dairy. Have you ever just seen a pole engine that started putting like blue cheese from wings and like a little nutty topping on it from the Dairy Queen? Trust me, all my paths combine. No, so you act very entitled in yourself,

and you look down on people, especially me in this group, and you're going to treat me in this group like I don't, you treat me like I don't respect, like I don't belong there. She's saying you don't respect me, but you are going to respect me. You are going to respect me well. And then wait, I took a photo of this. Let me show you this. I know what it looks like because it happened the other day in Beverly Hills too.

They go too far over the top with this advertising while the show's going on. So the other day Sutton's like, well, I can not believe you would say something when you know I was in a custody pedal and then it's just like kung fu band over. Well, here's Kiki declaring, you don't respect me, but guess what? You are going to respect me. You are going to treat me like I'm a member of this group. You will respect me. And then a box me like I'm a member of this group. You will respect me. And then a box, a square box, literally covers her entire face,

decapitates her. Wait, hold on. There, I'll put it up. It decapitates her. Can you see this on the camera? I can't tell. Oh, wait, here. Look at that.

She's like, you would respect me while a box decapitates her and there's a panda where her head's supposed to be dancing around. That is some funny shit. So while she's actively talking about not being a race in this group and demanding respect, NBC is like, here, let's put a cartoon panda over her face and have a dance around to promote some movie that's going to terrorize families for years. So backstage, Marcus is just like, you know what, I think they just misunderstood her, but I think that must have been really triggering for Kiki. But you know, like, I don't know. She can't, Lisa can't stay mad.

I mean, that panda really is cute at the end of the day. Yeah, you know, we can park a yacht in our backyard. So that's pretty cool. Yeah, I got a pretty big yachts. Yeah, that's cool. So then Lisa's like, I'm sorry, you took it like that, but I had a terrible day. And she's like, you don't even know my kid's name, since she goes, I do, Jamar and Summer.

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So then Andy does this, are we gonna move forward through this? Cause this is the part where we all make up. And Kiki's like, baby steps, baby steps. I have a baby, what's her name? Ah, Allison? I don't have a baby. her name is steps. I literally just said her name Okay, so then On that note, let's close. Okay. That's enough. I don't want to talk to you people anymore

I could ask more questions about that boat ride like about Julia and those dolls and I could ask more questions to Lisa about Why she is so awful to Kiki. But honestly I'm at the end of my rope so let's just close this out now. Hey Adriana, are you going to be singing anymore? And she's like, oh yes. And I have a big surprise that is coming next year, which I'm now going to reveal now. I'm going to kick off my tour at the Miami Inter with Messi and Beckham and Emilia.

I'm like, you're okay. You're going to be singing a song. I'm kicking up. You're not what you performing with Lionel Messi and David Beckham. Come on. Oh, and Nicole, what are you looking forward to the most? I'm just like being basically extremely rich. Um, it's pretty, it's a lot to look forward to, Wendy.

And I'm gonna have a very rich baby as well. So that's super fun. And what about Lisa? And she's like, well, I feel like the anchor is behind me. Okay, literally. Stop following me, Leni. God. You do seem happier.

By happier, I mean, still the same tragic mess, but I just have to say that to be nice. And Lisa's like, yeah, I feel lighter. God, I'm so happier, I mean, still the same tragic mess, but I just have to say that to be nice. At least I was like, yeah, I feel lighter. God, I'm so happy, lighter. That's a good word for me. But getting out of the house was so toxic and I'm just so excited to be getting into a different house from Lenny.

And I just feel like a weight was really lifted off of my shoulders. Yeah, and she's like, you know, I developed a platform to help people with divorce and also with pre-naps. What? Yeah, what does that mean? Is she saying that by going through it on TV

she helped other people? No, no, she's created like a website. She created like a business that's like, hey, if you're going through this, we're gonna help you out. And Marisol's like, oh, and you're welcome for the name. And Lisa goes, split well?

She's like, yeah, I gave you that name, remember? Alexia was there, remember, Alexia? You can vouch for me, right? You're my best there. Remember, Alexia, you can vouch for me, right? You're my best friend. You're a star. You can vouch for me. Right? Can I just say, I don't know that I would trust Lisa with that.

I'm gonna just go out on a limb and say, don't go to this website, okay? Support Lisa in other ways. Asking Lisa for it, it's like coming to me to ask, like how to make a salad. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just don't, just don't. I'm gonna tell you to put M&Ms on top for it. It's like coming to me to ask like how to make a salad. You know what I mean? Just don't, just don't. I'm gonna tell you to put M&M's on top.

Well, it's always like how people with the most fucked up personal lives that become life coaches and you're like, but do I trust you in this? That is true. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not gonna take divorce advice from fucking Lisa, okay? Other things, you know, maybe like how to have a closet

with the dry cleaning rack inside of it to spin your clothes around and that's good. You know, something like that. Yeah. So Marisol's like, yeah, no, bro was there with me when I came up with the name. Remember that bro? Remember that? And like, she's like, no, I don't remember anything. No, no, no, I don't remember. I don't remember, which is funny because later on she uses Marisol for getting. Yeah, no, I don't know. I'm not sure. She's like, no, I don't remember. I don't remember, which is funny because later on she uses Maricela for getting. Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't know. I'm not sure.

She's like, no, I was sitting with Julian. I was like, split well, split well. No, no, you were talking about the, you were talking about the check. You want to split the check. No, no, I was giving a branding advice. God. All right, well no one remembers besides me,

I guess that's cool. So, Lars, you found love and you also found a fair amount of haters along the way. Anything you want to say to them? She's like, stop playing me maybe like for cancer like, okay? Cause I come sick of it. And like I'm living like my best life like, like I'm really happy. My kids are thriving.

My son is like 18 years old. He's getting recruited to like the best school, some like the planet. Like I feel like so. Yeah. Space Jam University like. And Andy's like the planet like I feel like so Yeah, space jam university like and Andy's like well Marisol what do you feel like you've learned? Just wow, this is my third marriage, you know, and I haven't filed any legal papers in the US But I am married in Mexico and I'm married in Scotland This is the way I want to do things Mexican Scottish things and I'm in my 50s and I'm doing it my way. I swear to God, I really did come up with Spitwell. Oh, maybe I said Spitwell, instead of Splitwell.

Well, that would be the problem. Oh, so everybody's gotten to know Kiki better. And she's like, the truth will set you free, Andy. You know, my friends always understand that. So Lisa's like, kiss her. I'm giving you trouble. Kiss her. Pretend these, these are invisible chicken breasts I'm giving you trouble. She's like, pretend these are invisible chicken breasts

I'm sending to you. Lisa, why are you sending kisses to an animated panda right now? Kung Fu Panda and you see it exclusively on Kiki's face. And then Julie is like, I thought I had these groups figured out, but then I thought, no, people can change. I took a chance, a chance on God. And then Lars is like, um, like, I don't like any, oh no, she goes,

but I strengthened old friendships. Uh, the only one I don't, I don't know about is Larsa. I don't believe her but is real. And Lars is like, yeah, but like, I don't like understand like your relationship with my Tina either. So like whatever love you told Alexiaia you like black men's penises like. I love Larissa coming up with an on the fly response. You told Alexia like, you like light bulbs that are in the shape of like penises.

Yeah, that's what it is like. Go ahead, you like penises. Yeah. And Alexia's is like. Go ahead, you like penises. Yeah. And Alex is like, oh my God, why is everybody blaming me for this stuff? And he goes, well, can't someone love Martina Narva-Tilova and also love black penises? One nine, this is 2024.

Alexia, you ended last season with a lot of freight relationships in the group, but you made your mission to build those bridges. Oh yeah, well, you know, cause as a start, that was those were my intentions. And I thought I was doing a good job, but I look until unfortunately certain circumstances happened this season that by the way, Nicole,

I feel like she's really the only one that I really want to work towards next season because you know, she's very rich, but she has a small mirror, you know? And so I feel like I want to learn about that. And she's like, yeah, you know, I always spoke super highly of her, you know, I don't know how we always get stuck in this situation me and Nicole, because you've always

freaked out on her stupid little tiny things that are her fault. Yes. And because like, I totally agree with that. And I said, yeah, but I feel like Alexia like feel like, oh, just like all I feel like an apology like because she caught us all liars. Six hours ago. Oh well, the entire America knows I speak the truth. I'm the only one here. The entire America. I'm just going, the entire America.

I'm not a liar. Oh God, Samela is starting with this. I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar. She'll say it, she'll say it to her, she'll say it to her about it. I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar, I'm not a liar. She'll say it to her, she'll say it to her about it. I'm not a liar. Maybe I should say it, I'm not a liar.

I'm not a liar. Like, I feel like I'm saying like, okay, like I'm saying like, I feel like you always in apology, Lexie. And like, let me see your growth, like the rest of us look. Yeah. Well, I said it today because like,

there's a lot of people here today who are lying, okay? And I'm not gonna apologize to you. Like, what, what, it takes three months for you to tell Gertie, you know, about that and you want, you want me to apologize to you? Ah, por favor. You're delusional. You're delusional as well. Guys, this is the farewell. Why? Like that. When Nicole was like, guys, it's a farewell. Okay. All right, all right. Who are the liars in the group? Well, we're gonna start with the biggest liar, which is Adriana. Oh, gah, here we go. Okay, next liar.

Regina Hulbre is over there. Next liar. Okay, well, I know my situation with Nicole, okay? So, like, I was proving that she was lying. So, there you go. She said she had nothing to do with it, with Anna, and she did. So, she lied. Next lie. Okay, what about Lisa Haxen?

I think Lisa's pretty honest. What about Larza? Larza lies. she lied next lie. Okay. What about Lisa Haxen? I think Lisa's pretty honest What about Larsa Larsa lies all right lie Larsa your liar Doesn't matter you've been that's all right All right, what about Gertie Gertie no Gertie's not okay, what about Julia Julia's honest, you know, I'm Kiki super honest Marisol She doesn't remember things, any. What, bro, that's such a fail. You're gonna do that to me, bro. Look, Andy, I don't like lies, okay?

Yeah, the biggest liar is calling us liars, like good life, I love that life. Marisol is so pissed, she's like, what the hell? So, I mean, in Alexia's defense, I think she was trying to have your back by not saying, of course she's a liar. Like she just, she hires private investigators and against people, you know?

Yeah, cause Alexia literally cracks up when she says, well, Marisa, she just doesn't remember. She doesn't remember. She like knows, she's like the whole shit when she says it. So then now it's the Gertie cancer thing again. So Lars is like, you know, I just feel like, like I need to like give Gertie like a hug and like tell her I'm like X, Y, Zari, you know?

And Gertie's like, oh my God, all this damn time, that's all you needed to do. Then here you're doing it. Okay, get up, get up, get up. I'm gonna get up now. We're gonna hug. Gertie loves a big display. We're gonna hug.

So they hug and cheat. I love when Gertie like pouts her lips and nods really emphatically. That's all I needed. This is so heady. This is so heady. Are you gonna do it now? We're gonna do a hug now?

Oh my God. Look at us, we're doing a hug. That's all I needed. Do you feel better now? You know, I'm a lover not a fighter. I'm a lover not a fighter. I'm a forgiver. I feel like sometimes we have to yell it out

and like argue and get our points across and then we're over it like. So then Adriana is like, okay, I have to read something from the Bible. You're like, oh, I've been holding a Bible all night. Oh, well, you shouldn't be holding a Bible, by the way, of all people. Am I right? Okay, Ecclesiastes 320 says, all got to one place, you're all dust, Mary soul is old. Okay, I'm pretty sure it doesn't say that. It does.

And I think it's the most humbling thing when you have hubris to see great news of her pregnancy and her cancer battling and her father died and the end of the day, you know, we all come from dust and we go back to dust. That's what I'm saying. I love that. I would like to say something.

We're all going to die. I know. And Gertie goes, circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's like, yes, we got it.

Nicole's like, guys, guys, we have so much to look forward to. Gertie is cancer-free. Mirrors are getting smaller. Frankie is thriving. Julia's singing sort of. Kiki's got a boyfriend Marisol you've got a cockies everyone's doing most of us are doing a lot Lisa you there's you there's things that you have a sense of something you smell like Lenny now. It's great, you're doing things. I'm adopting child. I'm adopting child goat jam.

So now the, that bring out Lars's tequila and he's finally arrived. And then he's like, wow, he's handing out the tequila. And he goes, the bottle is beautiful. It kind of looks like a vagina. He's like sort of walking by and looking at like, wait a second. Did you just earn a vagina. He's like sort of walking by and like, wait a second. Did you just earn a vagina bottle? Yeah, cause this is the one that's like a big.

It's like, it's a, it's, it's cool. It's actually a cool bottle, but yeah, it definitely has like a vagina-ish. It's not a big hole. A vagina-ish hole in the middle. Oh gosh. So they do a toast and Gert is like, to life, love and this is so Haiti to friendship.

Okay? Let's make it count every day. Like a great person on Sesame Street once said, let's make it count every day. So then, Andy, guys, for a special surprise encore performance, please welcome Julius Opera, duet partner Jonathan. So we turned the blue lights, which you know, is bold, I think on any cast.

Yes. And they bring out Jonathan and he's singing Ave Maria in a tux. Yeah, he's like. Ave Maria. Look at him, he left a song like. This is like such a good thing. Lots of them. I love this song. This is a real banger. Love this song. This is like such a good- I love this song.

This is a real banger. Love this song. This is like about Jesus's mom. You know what? Like how can we not talk about Jesus's mom? Like if we're going to talk about everybody else's mom and dad. Julia all of a sudden has- They're all looking at him.

They don't realize that Julia now has something on the microphone. And then she's clearly singing the track because we know at him. They don't realize that Julia now something has a microphone. And then she's clearly singing the track because we know what she sounds like when she doesn't sing the track. And then it turns into the EDM version and they just rock out to. I was dying. And he's doing that dance where he like he like fights over his lower lip and he's like, Andy, just dancing like that.

Talk about dancing like no one's looking. You know, my god, he really And so it's it's like hilarious or it's so bizarre and so surreal like oh it's over But then you see like everyone's dancing except for Marisol Marisol is still sitting on the sofa her hair is like all messy And she's like what is happening here? So she gets up and she goes over to Alexia and she goes, you know, when you asked about liars, you picked me. Why would you throw me under the bus?

I didn't say that, don't lie, don't lie. Don't be a liar like that. No, you said it like, no. No, I don't forget things. I didn't say that. I didn't say that, I said you were a liar. I said you forgot. By the way, is the Mexico city is really nice.

I don't remember looking like this before. No, we're not in my city. You forgot. No, that's not cool, bro. Why are you picking on me? No, you forgot. No, like, you forgot what we are. No, just listen, I said Adriana's the biggest liar.

I just said that you forget things. So you need to stop. It's like, I am super offended. That is not acceptable. It's like, don't, don't, don't. And then we get next season slide. Here's my only complaint that there was no Fock machine because I feel like it's needed to Fock machine.

But otherwise, no, no, it's a great show. Yeah, well there was no Fock machine because it's not like Club Send It. Club Send It, bro. The Send It Lab is open for business for late night to botchery. Yeah, baby. All right, everybody, thank you so much for being here.

It's a fun season, Miami. We love you. Please never change. Yes. I'm ready for the next season to start right now. Yeah, me too. I love this show. I hope it does well, because the ratings were not great.

People. So I hope they still bring it back anyway. They will. They will. I think that the online chatter about it is very strong and Bravo cares about that. So, we'll see. Everybody, thank you so much. We love you. Come watch this video on Patreon. online chatter about it is very strong and Bravo cares about that. So, well, we'll see.

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