Watch What Crappens - #2365 RHOP, Part 1: Mama Mia!

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

*This is part 1 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E18) ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon.  We’re still processing!  This is a two parter.  Keep an eye out for part 2 in our feed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to watch for crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. And joining me today is the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hi, little Ben. How are you today? Little City Slicker.

Yeah, I'm a city slicker today. I'm a city slicker today. I'm broadcasting live from New York City. those who watch on crap is on demand can see sort of a building behind me. It's actually a beautiful scene, but of course the light is blowing it all out. So you can only see sort of like the makings of one little facade right there. But yeah, I'm here in New York. Hopefully my audio does not sound too janky. I apologize ahead of time.

But you know, I've got my travel kit going on. What's going on with you, Ronnie? Well, I cut myself shaving the other day. No. I do not have a big whatever this is on my upper lip under my nose. Just in case people are distracted. That's what it was. You know what? Sometimes I groom. Okay. And I did Friday. And now look what happens. This is why I only do it every once in a while. I just get too excited, guys. Too excited while I'm shaving. Okay. I try and get every little spot. Do you ever shave where you just do this with the razor? You go up and down really fast like you're scrubbing. With a razor. Well, like a, what type of razor? Which, like electric one? One of those 500 blades. ones where it's like we've got 97 blades on this razor. But like a, but like it's like a manual or like a electric one. Manual.

Oh my goodness. No. I have never, I've never scrubbed with like a. Yeah, you can go like this and it. I don't know. I'll do like a little. I just went sideways on accident.

I usually go like. I never go up and down like that. I can do like a several down, down, down, down. No, I go up and down. You go up and down. You're tough. I'm not great at it. But anyway, so that's that.

What else happened? It's Monday. So it's huge news. I mean, actually, we've got, we should probably not talk about our lame stuff and talk about what's actually going on on Bravo. Shaving techniques. What this podcast is about. But we do have stuff coming up, European tour, London, Birmingham, Dublin in May.

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Thanks for being here. We love you guys. Big news today in Potomac Land. They're shaking it up over there. Candice Dillard, Bassett, Exit, Real Housewives of Potomac after six seasons. I'm filled with gratitude, she says. Yeah, I can see that one coming.

She also says, this is not a farewell, but to see you later. No, goodbye. Everybody stop with this. I'm coming back. Stop it. That's not how you leave a job. Here's how you leave a job. Fuck you. Never liked your stupid ass. And I know it was you eating my shit out of the fucking refrigerator in the office too. I know it was you. Yeah. Yeah, that is. And it feels like that's something Candace would be capable of doing. But I'm not surprised, you know, something had to get between Candace and Giselle and on top of that, I felt like Candace was a bit checked out this season. I think that she is really focused on her music career. You could just sort of tell. And so this is not surprising.

And I think it's probably for the best, probably best for her mental health. Because I think being around these women was probably like draining her. And you know, God bless. Here's the thing. I think that that's all very nice, what you just said, lovely sentiments. Thank you. Here's what I've seen. I don't know why I'm asking like she left my workplace. You know, like that's the sort of thing you say to someone who lives your workplace. I don't know why I was getting at such a nice send-off.

You are really HRing it right now. You're like, you know what? This is best for you, Candid. You're like being a Captain Kerry right now. I'm only doing this for your own good. Concentrate on your music, adventure. Not the right time. I think that's all lovely.

We've known a lot of housewives now, right? over the years. You know, we just meet so-and-so and Hoosy Flaise and Flaher. And we've known them when they're on the housewives, then we know them when they're off the housewives. And being off the housewives has not improved anybody's mental health. I'll tell you that right now. They are still fucking crazy. And I think almost crazier because they are still holding onto it and they're still getting mad about stuff they're reading on Twitter. Like, I think once you're in it, there's no escaping it, right? And I don't know that it's going to help her mental health. I do like that she's wording this all as if she wasn't fired.

Do you think she wasn't fired? Because I can't tell. Someone told me in the industry. I forget who said it. They'll just say old queen in the bar. It was an old queen in a bar. It was an old queen in a bar said anytime a real housewife says that she is leaving the show or quitting, they're usually fired. And they're probably left in the safe face.

Is that your friend in the industry? What did you say? Bethany Frankel is your friend. Yes, Bethany Frankel. But in this case... I'm the only one who quit. I'm the only one who legit quit. Everybody else was fired.

Only me. I said I quit. You've never heard those words out of another housewife except me. Okay? Look at me. I'm eating this. I'm eating this Vaseline intensive care right now.

I'm delicious. I eat. I eat. Oh, I was watching Bethany on her Instagram. And she went into like a luggage store. She's like, look at all this luggage. Look at this. This is a bag? Look at this. Carriacons. It's in the airplane. Look at this even bigger. Look at this. This fits everything. Look at this. Look at luggage these days.

Hey, hold on one second. Tom, can you do me a favor? Can you bring me my big headphones? Thank you. On the bed. Ben's on a headphone journey today. Honestly, these headphones are not cutting it. They're so quiet. I'm going to try the big ones again. I think that maybe I didn't plug them in all the way before because this is like, like, Ronnie, you were so quiet right now to me. You know what? Take the vacation. That's what I say. You're finally.

you're finally in a place where I'm not yelling your fucking head off. I would say thank the Lord and just roll with it. But listen, go on a monologue right now because I'm going to switch out my headphones. So you talk. Seriously, you know, do people still buy luggage without wheels on it? This is nuts. This is actually insane. I wanted to try this luggage, but I'm not going to take it off this.

I'm not going to take it off of the counter. Is anybody who can get this luggage down for me? All right, could you carry it for me if I hire you in the airport? That's funny. That's a joke. Why aren't you laughing? Why don't people laugh? Seriously, though.

But where are the rollers? Okay? I need rollers here. Also, I know you're probably two poor to go on a southwest or whatever, whatever planes you guys use. Okay. What do you put, lady who works here at the T.J. Max. What do you put your luggage in, your clothes in when you travel on the bus? Do you just put a trash bag?

Can I assume it's a trash bag? It's probably a trash bag. It's probably a dollar store trash bag, which is why it breaks and close full over all over the sidewalk. Am I right? I'm right. It's how poor people are. You know what I mean? I have no idea what you...

I... The big ones are not working. I'm so sad. I just have to have a quiet headphones today. But I don't know what you just monologed about, but I really enjoyed watching your monologue on my end. Nothing. Okay.

So, yeah, so we don't know if Candace was fired or if she quit. She's wording it like, well, I'm going to come back. Which, I mean, I don't know if you're fired to do people... I think Brava just says that now to people, because it seems to really... They seem to really believe it. and not do anything retaliatory once they're fired. Like Derinda really still believes she's going to be on the castor for a house

so as New York again. Well, I think this allows Bravo to still have like a warm relationship with these people in case they want to use them on an Ultimate Girl's trip or, you know, Derinda hosts a show on Radio Andy. So they find ways to repurpose them and also have them at BravoCon and everything. So they, Bravo, I think, does not want to burn bridges. Not that it matters too much since they all come back anyway, unless you've, you know, flame out fantastically like Brandy Glendell.

But, yeah, I was going to say, they might keep good relationships with them so they don't get sued by them since there's like an ever-expanding brigade of lawsuits. Also, Candice is friends with Leah. At least she was on girls' trip. So who knows? Maybe she could jump on that bandwagon. And Candace has often voiced what she believes are inequities in how she's treated on the show. And I would not be, she could be one of those who goes over to the reality reckoning side. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

She might join the Leah bandwagon. Now, not accusing her of anything. I don't know if she will. I'm just saying, you know, there's other options. There's other options for income. There's lawsuits. There's so many. There's girls trip.

There's lawsuits. I mean, so many things going on. There's such a world out beyond Real Housewives, but what a journey she had. I remember she came on, and her first season, she was just like this nice pageant girl whose biggest concern was that, like, she wasn't fitting in, and she would try to talk and wasn't connecting with people and, like, wouldn't people, why wouldn't people listen? And then the next year she came in and was like, okay, I'm going to change my personality because she had like one fight in her first season, and it was really good. So her next season, she came in as like, okay, I'm going to now change my personality, and I'm going

the fight with everyone and that is the candace that we now know and love um well love is a strong word the one the candace we know and know have loved have loved now and then you know because that's the journey isn't it with anybody on tv it's like sometimes you love sometimes you don't um just i mean i think she's been okay i think she's like you said checked out quite a bit so i'm bye you know what anybody who is part of this season i feel like if this season if everybody got fired i would understand Mia. I think Mia is actually bringing things, especially today. Mia's cheating. She's fucking up her life. She's fucking up her relationship, probably her kids. And that's what we want on it.

Mia is a total disaster. And she did this crazy swan dive here at the end of the season into messiness. It wasn't even a swan dive. Was it? It was something, it was like somebody slowly dipping their pool into the mess, the life explosion. We watched it all season. And she admitted it was going on all. season and people are just like oh that's just Mia no I mean Mia was telling us the whole season exactly what her ass was up to yeah we didn't listen but there's other breaking news here Ben what's that it's not just Candace Robin has also announced is it right now that must have happened right now huh it happened well when I took the screenshot at 945 a.m. it had happened 16 minutes ago well it had been posted on best of bravo 16 minutes before that's exactly what I've posted on the Jasmine brand.

I just don't know. The Jasmine brand as featured on the Dr. Wendy show. You know, that's so interesting. I literally, I saw that Candace was leaving the show. I went downstairs to get some coffee. It came up here to set up my little station here. And that must have been during that time when I was distracted when this Robin news broke. Yeah.

So Robin's out. Yes. And other breaking news. Oh, my God. Another breaking news? This is, well, this isn't breaking. But it's breaking the law news. Karen. Oh yeah, we haven't even talked about this.

Karen, the Grand Dame, who is a fence, our favorite fence, got into a wreck and was telling everybody, oh, you know, someone so absorbed into her lane, whatever. Well, it turns out her ass was charged with DUI. And then, of course, in typical Karen fashion, they said she smelled like alcohol. she claimed one of the cops was wearing a shirt that said pay your taxes so she should be able to see the police force i'm just kidding they said she smelled like alcohol she refused a breathalyzer which actually is good advice i think that everybody should refuse i think that that's what you're supposed to do is refuse about breathalyzer unfortunately she was charged with january jones did and she uh i know i'm just going on and on about

droning on and on, but she refused to breathalyzer. And then they, uh, then when she released a statement finally, she was like, well, you know, my mother passed away and we're very close to Mother's Day. No, ma'am. Gross. A. Not that your mother passed away. I mean, not sad. Gross of you to use that. Yeah. You can't just keep using that and you drove drunk and you can't just keep using your dead mom. And also your mother is probably horrified in heaven right now that you just invoked her for a fucking drunk driving. That is so gross, Karen. And you know, I love it. And you know, I love some Karen, but that is really gross of her. Stop that and take responsibility. Also, Mother's Day, isn't that like two months away? Unless she's talking about British Mother's Day, which happened

very recently. Well, you know, as the Grandin, I feel very connected to the English monarchy. Listen, it is Mother's Day somewhere. Much like it's five o'clock somewhere. It's Mother's Day somewhere. Well, according to my calendars of the world, it is Mother's Day in Bhutan, so of course I got emotional. Wow. Look at that. It's also 5 o'clock in Bhutan. Cheers. Let's have a drink. I'm giving this statement from an SUV on the freeway. You know, the roads in Bhutan are naturally very windy, so I just tried to empathize with what it's like to drive in that country on Mother's Day. So if I was swerving, I was merely trying to recapture the experience of driving on a beautiful old country Bhutanese road.

Boutanese. You know, I'm trying to look up her statement because of course I took a screenshot of it. And I think they said that they found, they also found liquor in her, not liquor in her car, but like Shinerbach? I think it was Shinerbach.

And I remember thinking Shinerbock. She's got fucking bottles of Shiner in her car. I love Shinerbach. Yeah, but I just didn't see it. Don't drive with it. I saw the photos of like her tire marks like all over the median and everything like that. and like the tree that she clipped.

You know, Karen's going to have... I love that we're just using clipped now whenever a real housewife drives drunk into something. I know. Well, I think that driving drunk and hitting trees is sort of a thing on Potomac, so she's just carrying the torch of Monique. The Monique torch.

Speaking of, does this open the door for Monique to come home? It opens the door, and then Karen's going to drive right into that door and knock it off its hinges. Listen, if you're going to ride the fence, do it safely, Karen. This is not breaking news, but since I've got my phone open because I'm looking for a tweet, this is a picture of Kyle Richards. Can everybody see it? Kyle busted.

I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. A lot of surgery. She's got her hair in like a little girl Barrette type style. And her face, I mean, she really does look like she's been pulled tight. over something and she's wearing a tiny little pink backpack and I sent it to you at one of our other friends and our friend wrote me back tell me tell me you're dating a 12 year old without telling me you're dating a 12 year old I know she is on her journey towards becoming Kim Zolsiak so we're very proud of her I mean she's look she already has um a lesbian storyline you know under her belt

next she just has to find a football player and um you know and then her daughters have to like go down a path of also insane surgery. Yeah. Okay. Well, here we are Potomac season finale. You can tell a lot happened because here we are reading Instagram. Let me let's also say this was such a weird ass season finale, just the way it was edited and presented. Like, it was just so strange.

And then all of a sudden we pivot to the last 10 minutes of Mia and Gordon having like a really good scene. Like finally there was like a scene that was like fascinating. But what? This whole season's been a total mess. And this season finale, to me, like, captured all of that. But is that, like, if there was a season, if there was a season finale on Bravo, that didn't involve bringing the cameras up because someone cheated on their spouse, is it even a season finale in 2023 or 2024?

Is it just every show now? I know. They're shameless. They're shameless over there. Like, guys, we watch all your shows. You can't just do the same fucking thing on every show. It's like, yep. And then the cameras came back up.

Three months later, right when the camera, right when the show started to air, shocker, all this stuff came out. Well, by the way, I saw a tweet that was basically saying me and Gordon are showing Robin and Juan how it's done. Basically saying that. Meaning that Robin and Juan clearly have these wild issues and then they just were tight-lipped and pretend like everything was fine. And this could have been their season. and it could have been actually a really interesting season watching them like hash all this stuff out. I guess they want to protect their family,

which is I guess a fair thing to do. But Robin and one, this could have been a great season. But I think that Robin and Juan were, Robin was not giving anything. And you know, I always say whenever you have someone who's not giving anything, it really has a domino effect on the whole cast.

And I think, I think it just inspires other people to not give stuff. Like, oh, you're not going to be honest. Well, then I'm not. Like, if you're not going to, like, share your dirty laundry, then I'm not going to because why should I be the only one to embarrass myself? Right. Whereas Mia's like, her, she lives in a town built on dirty laundry. Yeah.

Like her foundation is dirty laundry, you know, and I love it. That is all it is. I also thought it was super fun with Mia's storyline that it wasn't someone else's fault because it's kind of flipping the script, right? Because on these housewife shows, it's like, oh my God, is Maurice you cheating on Kyle? Oh, my God, what did Carl do to Lindsay? Of course, now that we've seen the show, we know that it's Lindsay, who's the aggressor. But still, the storyline is pretty much like,

how does Lindsay get fucked over in this? Or Scandival, obviously, was Tom fucked over. And this one, I really love that this one's like, nope, Mia's totally to blame and kind of trying to talk her way out of it, but not even really. She's just like, yeah, so what? So what if I cheated on you? I told you I was doing it.

Yeah, I think this is also a failure on the show's part because the show did weave in throughout the season that me and Gordon were having some issues. We knew going into the season that they were breaking up. But I never felt like the show did a good job of developing intrigue around any of this. So, like, you know, we're just like, okay, shrug, they're going to break up. Who cares? We'll watch them go through another therapy session that's going to be totally ineffective. Like, who can't. It was not like the slow car wreck that has been Summer House, Banner Pump Rules.

How dare you call my car wrecks slow? I invented car wrecks. Too soon. Too soon. I'm not the car wreck. Wait a second. I am the car wreck. You ride me.

It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial. I saw that tweet. I don't know if you saw this tweet and that's why you're saying it, but there was a really funny Instagram or something earlier. Someone said, I'm not drunk driving. I am the drunk. I am drunk driving.

You drive me or something like that. It's such a stupid, stupid tagline. I love it. But also, I think it's hard to build intrigue around a relationship like me as and Gordons, right? You know, it's like the least shocking thing to ever. happen is uh and we've never been invested in it man who used to pay 10,000 dollars an hour to you at a strip club who can no longer get it up like what are you going to do like there's only so many options yeah it's not like they were a couple that we just like for like you know enrapped by their

their love and their affair and their romance and were like they were a forever couple like we never we were not there for their courtship and we just we've always found him to be kind of creepy And she's just like a sociopathical sociological liar. She's a sociological liar. She lies about sociological trends. I can't believe her, the audacity. No, but she's like a liar. She's a socioeconomic liar.

You know, if I have to hear, if I have to hear one more lie about the minimum wage being raised, I swear. Yeah. But she's like, what is the phrase? Why can't I think of the phrase? Pathological. Pathological. I was like, why am I saying sociological? Pathological.

She's a pathological liar. She clearly married for money. And this guy is like a creep and we're supposed to care that their marriage fell apart. But then, of course, this episode, when we find out the details, it's like, wait a second, this is wild. Why are you giving us only five minutes of this for the whole season? This is so rude of you. It's actually amazing. And we'll talk about it later at the end.

But there were some twists and turns. Like, she's the one who's assisting on leave. I mean, there's just, okay, we'll get to, we'll get to that later. So for now, we are still in the Muppet Wars of 2024. Deborah has come back to the show, tried to start a fight. This is awesome, not breaking these. I'm so sorry I took so many screenshots today. I literally have been in bed all weekend.

Someone asked Ashley on her Instagram, Ashley, can you explain? why you asked if the cameras were still rolling. I'm guessing that question was asked at the reunion. Ashley says, I wanted them to play regular music. We can only play cleared music while cameras are rolling, and we had so many guests asking when the bots would start. That actually makes sense to me. I think that makes sense.

That makes sense to me because the rest of this doesn't. So Deborah's come back. She started a fight. We hear Ashley saying, are the cameras down? Are we done filming? Okay, great, we're done filming. and then this fight ensues. So it sounds like Ashley was saying,

okay, the cameras are down, go kick her ass, Deborah, which doesn't make sense because Ashley would want that to be on camera, right? That's the thing. Ashley, the way she moves, she would want that all to be on camera. I 100% agree.

Unless she wanted Deborah to attack Candice and then for Candice to retaliate and then she could make it all that Candice was the aggressor and get Candice fired from the show. Again, I think she would want that all on camera. I think so too She wants it on camera Yeah

Just giving other options Yeah no I agree But the way like Ashley At the end of the day Like she If it's gonna be happening It's gonna happen on camera for her She doesn't want it off camera

That's like a waste for her That's not how she operates Right So at 956 Production right filming Mike's was still on And Deborah starts Immediately after this Ashley thing

And she's like Candice is there anything that you and I need to talk about Candace? and Candice is saying Absolutely not The help is talking to me And the help was capitalized Which I really liked

Because it was like They were talking about the movie The movie A little DVD walked up to her Someone is doing lines About a shit pie to me And I will not accept it Can you get the help away from me

And Deborah's like You called me Sesame Street You didn't say any of that in front of me You didn't say any of that in front of me And then Kieran was like It's not the bleas It's not the blaze

And Deborah's like, but you don't have anything to say in front of my face, though, do you? But when I'm in front of you, you don't want to say anything, right? She's so gross. No one has to say anything to your face. You weren't saying that her husband was trying to cheat on her with you to her face. You were saying that on camera behind everybody's back. And you're not on this cast, you thirsty Muppet. Go away.

Yeah, that's the thing. That's where Deborah is, will always, always lose, is that she came on to this show and she held court and said that, said that, Eddie and Chris were making eyes at her. Eddie was making eyes of women and that Chris was making eyes at her and was like looking her up and down like, hmm. And then we've seen that like debunked a million times. They love showing that footage of Chris literally not looking at her where they put the Chiron up of Chris, Chris not looking at Deborah.

So we know like her perception of reality is really not good. She's like a liar essentially. They used it four or five times today that footage. and it cracked me every time to ever try it. You're a liar, so you lost all credibility. Like, she shouldn't have gone up to Candace in the first place. But, like, if she were completely innocent in this situation, I can imagine a world where she's like,

you've been calling me a Muppet on national TV. I'm not even on this show. And I don't have a way to, like, I don't have a voice on this show. And now you're sitting here talking shit about me. Like, shut the fuck up. Like, you know, defending herself in that way. I can see a world where one would do that. But the truth is this, though, you're not innocent in this situation.

You came in and you slander her husband, and she has a right to talk shit about you and call you a Muppet. Also, you're kind of a Muppet. Yeah, well, the discussion really doesn't even go to. Do you have the right to say it? It's a housewife show. You have the right to say whatever you want. But the throwing drinks on people and starting physical shit with people, yeah, you don't have a right to do that. And also, let's be honest, if you're going to do that shit, like at least wait, do it on camera, right?

Like, do it on camera. Get some mileage out of it. You're just not prepared for this. You know what I mean? It's like someone who comes into an office job and just wants to write everything handwritten old. Like type. You have to type. Like you're just not built for this job is what I'm saying.

You're not good at it. You know, you're bad. You've been caught in lies. And you're just also bad at drama. Like, who starts drama when the cameras are down? Idiots. You're an idiot. Dumb dumb.

In other news, another screenshot. Another screenshot. Debra has said she will be back. Don't worry, everybody. Deborah will be back this summer. Deborah, don't worry everybody. Deborah could be back any moment. Deborah will be back.

So then we hear the sound of all the fighting and everything. And guess what? Production cameras were brought back up in the aftermath of the altercation. For Denver people on this channel ever allowed to just rest? Do they ever rest? Or I think camera people, like every time they take a nap, they're like, all right, it's time to bring the camera. cameras back up.

God damn it. Just testing you. Just testing you. Just need the readiness there. I think they need to start treating these cameras like, like, they need to treat these shows like you were a decky on below deck, which is that it doesn't matter what time of day it is. Someone's got to have an eye on that anchor.

Okay. So someone's got to be on anchor watch. So those cameras go down, but we need one person on anchor watch. Okay, keep a camera rolling. Just one camera. and get it in the Ubers. You know, below deck, below deck doesn't have this problem.

Below deck has cameras everywhere, okay? And they get everything. They get every single thing. Learn from below deck. Learn from below deck, guys. So they, we don't see all the fight. I saw the fight like everybody else. My really good friend, who's an ex-housewife,

Sassol Medea. The most lethal of all the housewives. This was actually her sister, Tammy Z. Get it. That's funny. I didn't. I was like, what? Tammy Z.

Funny. So, yeah, Tammy Z had some cell phone footage of this. Did you watch it? Of course. Well, obviously, when it first happened. You're lucky I didn't download that shit and start replaying. it on here because you know that was my intention right i did not know that was your i'm glad you said an intention um but uh of course when it happened i watched it but now now that we have greater

contacts everyone's been posting it again and we've all been watching it and seeing how in yellow suits it was very confusing right there was karen there was karen and her yellow suit there was someone in there fighting with a yellow suit that was blonde. So I thought it was Karen, but then it wasn't Karen. It was somebody else. But then, I don't know, it's a confusing video because it's far back, which is why we need up-close cameras. That's why we need these shot by professionals and not by people at the club.

We can't have cell phone footage. So the funniest thing about this video, and it's funny because it didn't actually come to fruition, because it would have sucked if it came to fruition because it really would have gotten Candace in trouble, which was the drink was thrown. and Candice's first response is just to like grab a big bottle of champagne off the table. Shoot. Just knock the shit out of that front, which. That was going to be like a back alley fight.

Like I'm surprised you didn't break that champagne bottle against the wall and take that broken half with her hand and just like come at her. Like some, you know, cult movie of the, like the 80s, like women in prison, you know. I just loved that. And then it turns out to be Cherise, her first reaction was no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I'm taking the bottle. Shasha saved her. Candace.

Shasha saved her, and Shasha made a good point later in the episode, I have to say. Oh, I'll get to that breaking news later. I've only have screenshots in my phone of this show today. That's all I got. Does Shasha re-breaking her foot count as literal breaking news? No, but there is Shasha news. There's Shasha news. There's Shasha news.

I'm failing at my job as a podcast, or you have scooped up all these. Amazing Potomac news articles. I want something. I'm going to, how about I just make up something? Or yesterday. Or the day before. Really?

Never. Don't really do much. It's my point. Wait. Oh, wait. Here's some breaking news. Michael Dobby just ejaculated on a rubbeducky. Gross.

Okay. So now everybody is going, now some people are going to the restroom. That's where they've taken Kate. They've taken her to the restroom to calm her down. And, of course, Wendy is the most. is the most upset over this. This is affected Wendy the most.

So Wendy is off, you know, we're all going to have to find a way to apologize to Wendy in this episode because Wendy is very bothered by this, everybody. So they go to the bathroom and someone saying, call the ambulance. And Ashley's like,

what happened? I just don't understand what happened. Of course, the person, Ashley, who started 90% of the fights on this show, never understands how anything happened. never, never understands. And then inside the bathroom, Kierna is telling Nekha what happened. And Nekha's like, Deborah threw a drink on Candice, but she hit Kierna in the head.

And, um, she hit me in the head, I think. No, but Nekha, Nekha wasn't hit in the head, though. I think the drink hit NECA. Oh, the drink hit NECA. But then something happened. And then she also threw a glass. classic Kay's face, which got her later, Kierna's face. Well, no, well, what happened, right, because as far as we can tell is that there were,

there was the words with Candace, Deborah threw the drink at Candace, and then Kierna jumped in to push, like, one version is that Kierna sort of pushed Deborah away to be like, stop it. Another version is Kierna took a punt, like swung at Deborah, according to Deborah, who is factually slippery. and then Deborah retaliated by bashing the glass against Kieran's head. Yeah. So I think the initial thing was just a drink and then the glass came later.

But I don't know. My only point, the only reason I care is just to illustrate this point. Deborah can't even aim. You know what I mean? Like, Debra, you suck. You're terrible at your fucking job. You don't wait for the cameras to be up while you start this fight. You lie constantly and you can't even aim a drink.

I mean, Jesus Christ, did you go to the Mia Thornton school? of throwing drinks? Like, who taught you to throw that drink, girl? It didn't even come close. Yeah. So then Ashley's talking to her hair stylist, Corey, and he's just like saying that, you know, he picked up, he picked up Deborah.

And then Deborah was saying, oh, my, like, oh, my God, one of Wendy's friends touched me. I didn't touch her. I didn't touch her. So, of course, Deborah was acting like she didn't touch anyone. Well, actually, you know, Deborah's claiming that the, she merely threw a drink, which is nothing, right? There's been anything in there, guys.

There's like, there's hardly anything in there. Hands on her. Stupid Debra. Poor Keirna. She had a rough season. She basically got diarrhea. No one checked on her. And then she got bashed in the forehead with glass.

Yeah, she didn't have the best season. I will say this. I love, I think she's got a lot of charisma. I think she's got promise. I think she will be back. She's gorgeous. And her look in that confessional is pretty amazing. She's gorgeous.

I feel like her personality. judge people like that. Like, oh my God, you know why I like her? Because she's gorgeous. I know. She really, every time they show her, I'm like, damn. I just worry that her personality is not like, not where it needs to be to be a real housewife. Well, it takes time to warm up.

And she did start a diarrhea fight. So credit where credit is too. I can relate to that based on my last week. So anyway, Wendy's like, she's like, I'm not doing this no more. I'm pissed because this girl. has no reason to have that shit off of me. And the producer was like, okay, she's talking to her mom. She's asking if she can talk to her mom.

And so Kierno's like on the phone talking to her mom. And Karen's like trying to calm Wendy down and everything. Like, calm down, calm down. We're saying, I'm pissed. I know you are. But let's put her first. Let's do that. I need to see the nearest hospitals.

She's going to be all right. Now, tell me something. What is your name, sweetheart? Are you actually on our cast? Is this true? Wendy seems the most furious. out of everybody about this. Like, she's reacting the most.

Do you think it's because Wendy's friends are accused of being in this fight? Because there, you know, something else we heard this episode earlier. I forget who said it. It was like two lines ago and we're an hour into this recap, something like that. But somebody said that Wendy's friends started it with her. So do you think Wendy is just getting defensive because she knows her friends are going to be accused? Because Wendy is like, what do you take care so much? Because don't forget.

Deborah was the one who's, tried to make it seem like Eddie was cheating. So Wendy does not like Deborah. Don't remember last episode when they did a commercial break when Deborah came up to Wendy and it was like, is Wendy going to hug Deborah back? So she doesn't like Deborah. She thinks Deborah's a piece of shit. I mean, is she also capitalizing off of what Deborah called Eddie? Yes, but that's a whole other issue. So she doesn't, and she knows she's going to get dragged in for the second season in a row into some you know, bullshit about the fighting and she doesn't

I don't think she wants to have any part of it, especially not with this dodo. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. So then back out at the bar, they're taking Debra out and Candace is being restrained by her friends and she's taunting Debra. She's like, whatever, Muppet! That's yelling at her, she goes. She calls her

Grover. She's like, get out of here, Grover. Which I think that's a very sweet. That's actually nice. One of Candice's nicest moment. It's like she gave her a cute. She's like, get out of here, Elmo. It's like you're making her like the cute Muppets. You know what I mean? Make her Oscar or like animal. I would say Snefulfugas, but I believe that one was already taken by Heather Dubrow to Emily Simpson. But we already had a snuffalofugas fight earlier this year. So we need to do a different one. But I do think that Grover is a little too nice. I think it's like, I think that Deborah's like a, well,

don't think that Gonzo is on Sesame Street, but I think it would be fair to still call her Gonzo. I think she's like a Beaker. No, not a Beaker. What's the doctor's name that Beaker Bungson? She's a Bunsen. She might be sweet as chef, like, um, in his off, off hours. Okay. So, um, Wendy's really, you know, go, oh, weird. We did that part. Okay. So now Candice is still yelling and they're like, oh my God, just calm down, Candice. And he's like, oh, you're fine. Can this, you're fine. Focus, Candace. And then Deborah's, you know, trying to get more camera time as she's being called Grover

and dragged out of there. And basically, they're trying to calm Candace down and they're like, you're fine. And Nekka's like, you're fine. You're fine. She goes, I am fine. I am fine. So then outside Deborah is going off about her version and she says, she was arguing with Candice and she had just a little bit of a drink in her glass. And she didn't throw, it's not like she threw the glass. She just threw the rest of the cocktail in her hair because she was calling her the help. And then out of nowhere, Kiana hits her in her face.

And that's when she threw her glass. And then she was like, she punched you? And she's like, yes, in my face. And then that's when we got on the floor. And she's like, oh, fuck, Deborah. And then Deborah's like, no, you're not going to put hands on me and think I'm just going to not say anything. I'm not going to not do anything.

Yeah. Yeah. So she's kind of pulled out of there. but looking at the camera, it's like, she just nailed it. You did not just nail it. You're a failure. Yeah, and by the way, if Deborah's going to do the retaliation, pull the retaliation card, which is like, she was saying such rude things to me, like, I threw my, I threw

a drink at her, but she started it. Well, then you got hit in the face because, like, if you're, you understand the logic that, if you're going to go with the logic that someone's actions precipitated. your actions, then you have to realize that then your actions precipitated someone else's actions. So you should theoretically be chained a fat, guys, chicken or the egg am I right? Chicken or the mug?

The egg. Guys, that is the question. Commercials, here comes one right now. So then inside the bathroom, the producer, they're taking care of Kate, who by the way is bleeding. She has a bleeding in her forehead. She's fucking bleeding. crazy. So they're basically all on her side because I

think the one with the bloody face automatically wins because that's crazy. This is housewives and I like later when she goes, she hit me in the face and she like this. Can you imagine even trying to come for this gorgeous work of art? Yes.

And so Karen was like, yeah, she threw like a she threw like a dragon candy so I like pushed her out of the way and like but then believe me like I don't even know what happened, like, but we were fighting, and, like, you hit me in the fucking head. And Karen's like, well, if she goes to the hospital, I want to talk to a mother and let her know where she is, let her know what side of the fence she's on, aka the side of the me that

she's on. Doesn't make sense, but I just wanted to use a fence analogy. It felt like an appropriate time. But also Karena's version is suspect, too, because she threw a drink on Candace, and then I pushed her out of the way. in her face? Were you pushing her in her face out of the way? Was it what if it was?

Where you were just like, you will get out of the way. I'm not sure because I can't tell. She made it seem like she just sort of like moved her out of the way. But we saw the video. It was more than a push. It was simply moving her out of the way. Simply just trying to displace her,

trying to get her in a different region. But she's good at it. You know what I mean? She's a good. She's good at giving testimony or whatever. Because she's like, here's what happened. I barely even. Not like stupid Deborah.

who's going to be convicted in two seconds. He's like, oh, so I just had a little bit of the drink, so I threw it at her. And then she did this, so I threw a glass at her. Like, Deborah's the worst. Kierna would just be like, well, I just slightly moved her out of the way and then tried to hand her a glass to drink out of because she seemed thirsty. Yeah. That's how to do it.

So now Kieran comes out of the bathroom. It's like, everyone, everyone. Kiana's about to come out. Clear a path, clear a path for the bloody girl. So, Kierna... Fence incoming! All right. All right.

As a fence, it is my greatest duty to make sure I create a path for everyone. Look out, everyone. So... As someone called a fence, there was a great defense that happened here tonight. No one intended.

Scuffle. Back in my day, this would have been solved with a good old fencing session, am I right? One. triple 20. So Wendy is like, now they're all telling their stories now. Wendy's like, you know what?

Before Deborah even says anything to Candice, I hear her saying something a little bit to Ashley, and I can't make it out because of the music, but it seemed like it had a lot of oomph to it. I was like, that's what does that? No, well, I reject that. That is not part of evidence. I'm not defending Deborah, but that's ridiculous.

Sorry, that does not count. trying to suggest there was a conspiracy that Ashley told Deborah to go attack Candace. Yeah, but I couldn't hear it. Well, we heard it because there were mics and that's not really what happened. Yeah, and they would have, by the way, if that had happened, you for sure know that would have been on. They would have put that on the show. Yes. So then Amia is, Mia's like, I don't, who cares?

You know, she's like someone was saying something about, think about your children. I mean, whatever. And then Karen's like, well, this seems intentional and attention seeking. Intentional attention. Intentional attention. Say that 10 times. All right. We're standing up.

Next thing I know, Deborah, Sesame Street, whatever they call her, she takes a drink, and then she throws the drink. She throws it to hit Candace. And at that point. And then we switched to Kay. And she's like, and at that point, I'm like pushing her back. You know, that's when she does the motion. And then she says she turned around.

She grabbed a glass. she hits her in her forehead. She's like, this face. That's when she does that, this face. So, yeah, I think Team K on this one. Yeah, definitely. So Karen's like, well, it's on. Nobody's story has them rolling around on the ground.

That's true. No one has a version where everyone, like three people fall onto the ground in this mess. Yes, and the grabbing onto the hair and holding onto it. Like, nobody has all of that, which, I mean, I guess I don't blame them. But come on. Yeah. If you're going to do it, you can't just drip it to us.

the whole thing, guys. And this is like something about your season when it's better to watch the cell phone footage than the actual show. That's sad, guys. So Karen's like, so Karen gets the ambulance with Keirna to go to the hospital and she goes, you know, it's unfortunate. I never want to see it again. I think it's a lesson to all of us. Certain friends you can't mix with other friends. I just don't know how Ashley missed that one. It's unfortunate because Kay suffered the ramifications. But don't worry. I shall go with her to the hospital. Even though it increases my exposure to potential diarrhea by 95%. Does anyone have a poncho?

So Cookie, who's in this episode a lot, got a lot of cookie this episode, cookies out there telling Ashley what happened, and Ashley's like, well, I should have known better because I knew that Deborah was going to be a problem. I mean, I should have known. And Cookie's like, it's not your fault, which is so funny because that's how cookies make me feel in general.

That's why I eat them so much. whenever I'm feeling bad, I just have a cookie. And I'm like, this wasn't my fault. Yeah, all those little cookies are like Robin Williams and Goodwill hunting. They're like, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. I feel like if anybody wants people to like your child, you should name it cookie. Because Cookie can literally do no one.

I mean, her name is Cookie. I love her. Yeah, but if you name your child Cookie, just know it will grow up with a Bronx accent and, like, blow very large bubble gum bubbles. What you want, mister. Oh, that's cookie again. There's good. What's going on, mister?

Wasn't there a movie called Cookie with like Peter Falk? Probably, but don't try and ruin cookie for me. I'm like imagining all the children I could have. They're all named Cookie. Or maybe if I have multiple ones, they can just be different kinds of cookies. Your dream would be to have several, like you would, I feel like you would love to be the father to a little girl who had a Bronx accent and like a little Latin. Like a little Cindy Lauper. You would love that.

You would love to be the dad. You would love a reboot of girls just want to have fun video. And you could be the dad and be like, a little Cindy Lopper. And you'd be like, now get in here, cookie. You know? Cookie. This may work on all your teachers at school, but it's not going to work on me. I mean, get in here.

Shut up, dad. You don't know anything. Daddy may not have much, but he has the credit cards. Get your ass in here. I'm the only one that Cookie listens to it. Ronnie and Cookie. Ronnie and Cookie this fall on NBC. Okay, so then we go to, let's see,

they're just talking about this for a really long time, not as long as we are, of course, because we're 45 minutes in. Ashley is like saying, Yeah, well, I didn't really have like Candace on the forefront of my mind when I think about Deborah because, like, I feel like these are like two grown women who, like, they don't mesh fine,

but like it's like the club is huge and like there's no need for everyone to be feeling like pressure like so-and-so's here and like I have been in the room. Okay, whatever. Like, yes, it's true. They are adults and yes, it's a large room. They don't have to mix or talk with each other. But you know what you could do is you could say to Deborah, listen, you should

apologize to Candace for what you said last season because that was bullshit. Or you could say, don't you dare go up to, like, stay away from her or something. You could like, you could do something or just not invite her in the first place because you knew it was going to start drama. And you knew if you claim to care about Candice. that like Deborah, if you only know Deborah in one context, but you've known Candace for six years in many different contexts and you're going to claim that you actually care about Candice,

then you probably should not invite Deborah. Okay, yeah. So then we go, I'm tired of this fight. It's like so boring. Don't dismiss my rant. No, I'm not dismissing your rant. I'm just, I think it was true. Everything you just said was completely true.

I just hit that wall with it where I'm like, okay, I'm tired of this fight. So I have to move on now. Would you say that you were mentally in a Karen Huger place just hitting walls? Only because I care about my mother so much. Guys,

this fight just doesn't, I mean, no pun intended, but this fight really just doesn't pack a punch. It was kind of boring. And it was Deborah, who we don't care about. And even at the end, when Wendy and Karen really try and lecture everybody about this fight, They tried to do like they did in the Monique and Candace fight season where Giselle, like, remember when Giselle brought her bodyguard?

Because she could be around Monique. Then they lectured everyone about how could you do this to the movement and to the people? And it became this huge lecture and everybody had to get lectured about it. And Karen and Wendy both try it this time. And everybody just looks at them like, we've already sat through this and we're not going to sit through this again. You two need to go figure something else out. Nobody cares. Yeah.

Yeah. So then, so we, the, the scene with the fight lasts, maybe the first, like, seven minutes, the episode five to seven minutes. And then we go to this Monarch party, this party for Monarch magazine, where everyone got to take photos in the style of a female black icon. It was very like Antiem. Everyone except for NECA. No, you don't get to take a photo like someone, which... He just thinks they are too new, so he's not going to have me. You're too new. You're too new. I don't need. So what this really means is that we're going to get 15 minutes of people showing up with slow motion to this party for Monarch magazine. Now, here's how do I know this is not a town for me, the stairs. Is there a place that they go to without stairs?

I mean, every single fucking place they go to on this show. And by the way, every place that we go to when we're there is also a five-flop stairs. And we always go there in a small-town. Like we went, we did a show in D.C., I think our first D.C. show, and we did an after-party at like a beer garden. And there was a monster staircase to get to that beer garden. It's just not okay. I'm in the town without stairs. Don't forget Karen's room.

Sorry, I was talking over you because my headphones are quiet. I could have no choice. I never stop. I'm just going to sit here and talk about 30 minutes about me and my daughter cookie trying to make it up flights of stairs. And then Cookie tried to drag me. I still couldn't make it. Pull up cookie.

Doesn't have the upper body strength. Remember Karen got at one of her, like, vow renewals or whatever? That was at a strange event space that had an enormous staircase. And like she was up at the top of a staircase. and everyone else was at the bottom. But the whole thing was also like in an industrial park. It was so strange. Yeah, big staircase energy in this town.

It's a staircase show. Okay, so now all these photos of these women are up. None of them have anything to do with any of the women they're supposed to be, which is hilarious. I'm not like, you see the stuff in something like Vanity Fair a lot where they'll recreate certain things. And they look amazing. I just saw one that was like a 30s recreation of, 42nd Street, but with like all the famous actors of that moment.

I was making a vision board, so it was like not recent. But it was like Kristen Ritter was one of the dancing girls. And Emma Stone was one of the vicious girls waiting to take over the role. You know, it was so good, it was so well done. This one's not that. It's, I don't know who they're supposed to be. There's no markers, you know what I mean? There are hints.

I mean, it's not like, it's not like, you know, Dorothy Dandruff. which was like dressed with like, you know, an overalls. So like there definitely was like an attempt and there's like visual hints and cues, but it just the, they may not have like stuck the landing on all of them. Okay, yeah. So, yeah, I didn't get it. And guess who else doesn't get it? Thatha.

So Thatha comes down the stairs. And unfortunately, I brought my hoverboard, but it doesn't go on the stairs. So fortunately, I'm going to have to wear my boots. Somehow, Thatha has hurt her foot. And I don't know. And you know us who doesn't know how? Cookie doesn't know how. Cookie's here.

Cookies always here now. Hi, Cookie. Love you. Love you, Cookie. Cookies in her room. Talking on her phone on her bed with her feet up in the air. Shasha's like, oh, who's that? Is that Dorothy Dandth?

Because I think it's Dorothy Dandth. Oh, Karen, is the Marilyn Monroe? Is that a pun? I don't get it. About a pun. Black icon Marilyn Monroe. And so she's trying to guess who everybody is and doesn't guess any of them, you know, which you can blame her. So then Cookie and Karen are making small talk about the boot.

And Karen doesn't care because she still hates your meets. And then Ashley comes and, you know, it's a lot of hellos. We don't need to go over every single hello thing. But then we see that Ashley has found out more information about the Stepra fight and she's not happy with them. Deborah, because there's an article or an Instagram post, I don't know, something that she said, oh, really, you left your nail in my real ponytail that you unsuccessfully could not rip out? Let me know if you'd like it back. Now, let someone leak that.

P.S., did you enjoy your ambulance ride? Ouch. Wow. Yeah, and she goes, punch me in my face first. No, ma'am. So Ashley's basically like, you know, after seeing the social media stuff and after Deborah, was really doubling down and with that sort of antagonizing. I decided to really put a pause on my friendship with Deborah.

A lapse of judgment is one thing. That's really how you act moving forward. And I can't get down with that. Yeah, you probably should have stopped getting down with that last season when you saw that she fully lied about your cast members' husbands. That was so unacceptable. And Ashley's, like, Ashley's still brought her around. Yeah, but I mean, look, Deborah's still the one who hit somebody.

So fuck Deborah. That's what I say. I still forgive you. Ashley. So forgive you, Ashley, okay? Well, no, this is basically I'm bringing it on a Muppet to do your dirty work. I mean, that's housewivesary.

House wivory. When you're like, I want to start some shit with Candace, I'm going to do it through this lady and my mommy and me group, so I don't get in trouble. Like, to me, that's doing your job, you know? And on a season where literally nobody does theirs, I have to say, at least she did something.

She didn't hit anybody. Deborah did. Damn you, Deborah. Down with Deborah. Also, Deborah, you just confessed again about stealing somebody's fingernail. I mean, what the hell? You still suck at this, Deborah? People on Twitter are, want Ashley fired.

They're like, she. They always want Ashley fired. I mean, they've been wanting Ashley fired since the day, the first day. Ashley's making an effort. So I say Keeper. I mean, she just, she just really massively miscalculated on this one. And this is her way of saying like, oops, I tried, I tried to do something. It didn't really work out.

So don't worry. I'm not really friends with her. Please don't be mad at me. And, of course, she does the Bravo style. She doesn't say I'm not friends with her anymore. She says she puts that friendship on pause. It's a very bravo way. Deborah, our friendship was on pause,

but wait until our birthday parties next year. We'll see you again. We'll reconsider. So, Karen's asking Ashley if she liked her picture. And Ash is basically like, no, it's not the one I would have picked. And it turns out that it was Mia who got to choose all the photos, which is hilarious. Because, of course, Mia's going to choose the least flattering photos of everyone but herself.

I mean, I thought everybody's, picture was really pretty, but I don't take good pictures, so I just look at everybody else's picture, and I'm like, that is so beautiful. I wish I could do that. So I was impressed with everybody's. So then, and also this didn't become a fight, so it was like another wasted threat of like, I'm going to get Mia for choosing a bad picture of me. But nothing came with that. I know it's a shocker after this season. Nothing comes to that. And also, she got you a magazine shoot. So shut up. So then more people come in and more people say hi and more people squeal about it. Super cute. Giselle's super sad because she's talking about her father who went into brain surgery.

And then Shereet limps over to the table and talks to Karen and Cookie. And she tells them she's not really sure. So they ask what happened to your foot? And she's like, well, Candace got into an argument with that girl. Then the girl threw a drink at her. And then Candace grabs the champagne bottle, so I grab the champagne bottle. Then I sit down on my couch in the champagne room and I said, let's have a conversation because the breaking news is, I have a new podcast called Conversations in the Champagne Room. Thank you. That's the breaking news on Cherise. She has a new podcast called Conversations in the Champaign Room. As I just said, I'm just going to repeat myself until people get super excited. Wow. Conversations in the things.

champagne room, nobody, nobody, nobody? Wow. Okay, would it help if I had conversations in the champagne room while I'm on my hoverboard? Shasha's too. The first podcast recorded entirely on a hoverboard. She is really trying to still make that champagne room be a thing, huh? That little cubbyhole, that renovated pantry that she turned into a champagne room. She's just, that's her thing.

And I love that someone bases their personality done on, like, a storyline remodel. You know what I mean? Also, like. In the converted garage. Join me. Isn't, I mean, remember, didn't Chris Rock have that song, like, or that thing, like, no sex in the champagne room or something like that? There was, like, that comedy song that came out.

I just, when I hear a champagne room, I just think of the back room at a strip club. And so the fact that she's like, I have a champagne room. And she's just off the thigh. of my kitchen. It's like, I don't know, Shasha. You may have missed the mark on this one. I'm going to have a Snickers room. You just go in there and you just enjoy Snickers together. That's all you can happen there. I hope you really do make that because next time I come visit you, I would like to spend some time in the Snickers room. I'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No watching McCollett's allowed, mister. This is the Snickers room. Snickers only. I have a question. Our ice

room Snickers allowed? They are allowed. There are Snickers. Well, here's a question. Would a Milky Way or Three Musketeers be allowed in the Snickers room? No, it's not the Mars room. It's the Snickers room. Well, given that they are basically just like the sad or younger brothers of Snickers, you know, like they're the less matured. The less matured. What? How dare you? Milky Ways are not sad. You know, I actually went to Cost Plus World Market and I got a European Milky Way just so I could have the real sugar with it. And let me just tell you that it's overrated. Real sugar's overrated. Bring on the corn syrup. It didn't taste that much better than corn syrup. So bring on the farming industry, I say. Milky Ways are very nice. I haven't had one in forever because I've really become such a Snickers person. When I was younger, I did not like Snickers. I thought the nuts were too much. And I thought Milky Ways were the best. But I think we can all agree that Three Musketeers are the saddest, though. It just feels like they're lacking.

Yeah, I don't like those. I do love a Milky Ways. They're good. Here's the best way to have a milky way. Put it in the freezer and then eat it that way. You'll lose some teeth, but God damn, it's good. You know what's surprisingly good that I have not had in so long, but I feel like I had one recently, and I was like, damn, these are really good. I feel like I should sort of like weave them into my candy bar and pulse purchases

at the supermarket more. Mountains, mountains and almond joy. They're really good. Yeah, I like an almond joy. Mounds, I don't think, it's been a long time. Okay, let's move on because this episode is going to kill me. It's going to be 19 hours long. Why do I feel like this candy bar discussion is more interesting than half of this season finale?

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