Watch What Crappens - #2374 RHOP: Fencing With Bandits

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E19) begins its three month reunion with fights from last season, and no one can take any accountability for anything. But don’t worry, cry-angles were formed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And also that's where our bonus episodes are. This week, our bonus episode should be, things are always subject to change on this show, but it should be House of the Dragon preview because we recapped that show on our other show, Winter is Scrapping. So Ben, what say you today on this fine April the first? Well, first I want to say I'm very excited to find out

what is happening with Aegon and Aegon and Aragon and Ogallon and Agallon and Bugallon on House the Dragon. Can't wait. I totally remember what happened last season. I know because we have all the egg-ons on this show and that's coming back around the same time as Jersey where we have all the Joes.

So it's just gonna be that time of year where shows come back where all the guys are named the same thing. It'll be a lot of dragons on our screen. That's for sure. Um, so, uh, what's going on with me? I'm happy. I'm back in LA, had a really fun time, uh, over in New York. And I have to say, there was a little bit of an Easter miracle last night, which is that we had in my view, a great episode of Potomac.

I thought the first part of this reunion was hilarious. I was cracking up. I felt like it was so good. It was a good reminder of how good this cast is after such a miserable season. And I was happy. I'm happy that this season looks like it's gonna end on a high note. Did you like it?

Did you like the reunion? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, look, I always like seeing these ladies and I feel like it's a very good reunion cast in general because they're all pretty good at arguing and fussing about, you know, which I liked. Candice has already quit the show. I guess she quit.

That's the story everybody's sticking to. So it seems like she quit and wasn't fired. So she's out. And so I think there's gonna, and the rumor is that Robin's out. So there's gonna be big changes. And so I found it sad gonna, and the rumor is that Robin's out. So there's gonna be big changes. And so I found it sad that they're all in black because it's very funeral-y for the cast that once was, you know, it's like their last year.

And so this is the final time we're going to see this configuration. No, not the final time because we get a month of this shit. I can't believe they're doing a three-parter this, but, um, that was kind of sad, but you know, it was overall, it was overall pretty good. A pretty amazing that they can get me riled up over the same old arguments that they've been having for three or four years. But they can, I was right. They can, they definitely can, but yeah, this will be the, this, I had the same

thought everyone dressed in black. It was sort of like morning, you know, the, uh, a flop season. It's like, okay, we had our first flop season, our true first flop season and now we have to mourn it. So, I thought it was pretty impressive that Karen actually came dressed as the fence. I thought that was amazing. Like an aluminum fence. She never specified the kind of fence. She sort of looked like she was popping up from behind a tombstone too.

Like there was like an element. You did. You know, it's like a big race lab. I thought she looked like the nosy neighbor, you know, just popping up behind the fence. It's like, wow, she really, she really is the fence. Like, hello. Oh, and Karen's lip work was amazing. Just her like lips constantly moving.

She was like, did they just put in a new size of veneers in there? She was, she was definitely getting used to whatever's in her mouth. Like her, her lips were going in so many different directions at once while being close. She was trying to get one very long piece of spaghetti into her mouth. She was trying to get her teeth to stay glued to whatever I mean, whatever. There were 20 different things going on in her mouth and it was like amazing. It was like someone had tied a string around both of her lips and then was like

pulling it from different directions. Like her lips had been lassoed. By the way, okay, this is totally off topic, but I did something very strange this weekend, which is I watched an episode of The Amazing Race for the first time in years, because I used to love The Amazing Race, and there was a lasso challenge.

Is it still on? It's still on, and I'm like, this show is hilarious. It's gotten to the point where half the people that have cast are just like, gay, and they just have game Meltdowns or they just have like it's just like very very funny and I have to say I think I may start to get back into the amazing race because Representation for gays matters to me and if there's gonna be a show with lots of gay meltdowns. I think I'm gonna be there for it. I Have this show I'm subject to of gay meltdowns. I think I'm going to be there for it. I have this show. I'm subject to enough gay meltdowns.

Anyway, that was totally off topic. That was totally off topic. And for no good reason. So, um, back to this show. Yeah, Karen, um, Karen's face work, shoot her lip work was outstanding. Um, and, uh, I actually, by the way, I also really enjoyed this set. It was like a eighties throwback or early nineties throwback, right? It almost looked like a late night talk show. Was it their hotel?

Was it supposed to be their hotel? Did they ever say what it was? I was like, is this a hotel in the DR? No, it wasn't, because it was really bright. They had a lot of bright moments. It was just bizarre, because it was a really bright set, but then they were all in black. I don't know. Right. It was like a gallery of their photos. But like, yeah, it was like, oh, it was the gallery of their photos. Right. Right. So it's sort of

like art gallery ish, but kind of like nineties art gallery. Well, it was kind of funny that they were all dressed as their icons from that magazine shoot. But since NECA wasn't there, she was the icon, Karen, the grand Dom, because she had her crown. I thought that was kind of funny. Yeah. And Karen had this, uh, she was sort of doing, um, a silvery, a short silvery haircut, which looked great. Um, she looked, I love that. Andy loved it too. He's like, I love that. But, um, I know everyone looked great. Except, you know, by the way, I did have a comment about Mia.

Mia was wearing a dress that had like a sheer strap over her shoulder, but the seam for the strap was on the front instead of the back. So the entire reunion, it looked like she had this big scar across her arm. Did you notice that? That was, I just pulled up a picture of me. Of course. I hate Google images when it's like this huge picture and then you click it and it's tiny and then it's covered with ads. Okay. Now how am I going to find this?

Or maybe it was supposed to be, maybe that scene was supposed to be on top of the shoulder, but because it was hanging forward, it just looked very bad. So for anyone who saw that, I'm just here to say, I see you. I back you. I see you and I back you. Oh God, this one, damn it. I keep clicking on it. Now it took me to a video on Kempire who I love. Hi Kempire. But I don't want to watch your video right this moment because we're making one ourselves. Okay. So Mia, yeah, Mia has like a lingerie

kind of cutout dress with, is it a giant bow on one shoulder? There's like a big thing on one shoulder, but then there's like a sheer, there's a sheer element that goes over another shoulder. And, you know, I just, I thought the placement of that seam made it look very cheap.

Yeah, the sheer material in the dresses I don't love love because it always reminds me of an ice skating dress. Yeah. But here we are and there is no ice skating. I'm really glad I got that out of my system. I was like, ugh. How many more hours do I have to wait before I point out the visible seam in Mia's sheer strap? Setting your alarm early. Okay. So everybody starts arriving and Giselle's like, who is sitting in the main chair?

And he is like, Oh, Karen. And she goes, Oh, okay. That'll be good. And then he's like, you guys can Kiki. Won't that be fun? And Giselle is not in first chair, which is a shame because she has done so much, nothing this year. Really thought that crying because her daughter

went to college was gonna get her somewhere. But unfortunately it didn't. Oh, by the way, guess what I get to do this week? I get to take my niece to learn to drive. So I'm gonna have my own housewife take my niece to learn to drive. So I'm going to have my own housewife storyline. Are you scared? Is it going to be your car or your sister's car? Mine. Wow. Are you okay? Are you ready? Are you going to film it?

Yeah, I'll probably film it. Yeah. I've got to have my housewife seen. It's my moment. I just told her if she wrecks it, wreck it really hard. So it can be totaled because I don't want a fixed car. I don't want that shit showing up on my car fax. I was like, here's one thing you need to learn as an adult. When you wreck it, total it because otherwise that shit's just on your car fax. It devalues your car. And it's like a blight.

Every time you go sell your car, they're going to be like, let me look up your car. So like I might wind up in a coma, but at least I won't have a terrible car facts. My car facts will be good. And you know what? Look, here's my promise. If you don't fuck up my car facts, if you do get into a coma cause you wreck too hard, I'll get you a new face or something while you're under. Perfect. Um, well good luck. Good luck to you and your niece. Thanks. Okay. So Giselle's, um, terrible storyline. Perfect. Well, good luck. Good luck to you and your niece.

Okay. So Giselle's, um, terrible storyline. Yeah. So she doesn't get the first chair. Uh, Mia does. And so I'm super impressed because I love when the first chair people suddenly become mother hens and start giving everyone advice because that's what they do every year. And so I'm interested to see what Mia's advice to everybody is. Yeah. Um, That's what they do every year. And so I'm interested to see what me is advice to everybody is. Yeah. So everyone's showing up and Candice is annoyed because there's only like two people out there

and she's like, why was I rushed? Because literally no one else is here. And so they're just gathering, et cetera. So they all sit down, a lot of kisses. And I was like, I love the Mariah photo, Robin. I love it. She's like, you too? Yeah, I actually kisses. And he's like, I love the Mariah photo, Robin. Ha, I love it. He's like, you too? Yeah, I actually do.

Ha, ha, ha. I actually felt for Candace when she was out there and nobody else was there because I think it shows a lot of how Candace feels in this cast, which is the new person. Even though she's been here for six years or whatever, I think she still feels, wait, has she been here six years?

What season is this? Six years, six seasons. She started season three, I think. Yeah, I feel like she still feels new and they don't accept her as an OG. Well, she's not an OG, but you know what I mean. I think she still feels new because we all know the new person is always the first person to show up.

Remember how Sonya Ross, Richards was always, Richards Ross was always the first person to show up. Remember how, uh, Sonia Ross Richards was always a, or Richard Ross was always the first person to show up. It's just how you are when you're new. You're the first person everywhere. And I think she's still got that insecurity. Yeah. Uh, well she's definitely got that. She, she definitely has that insecurity. She is someone who does not want to show up at the party first and there's no one there. She wants to make a special entrance.

She wants to be the princess that she is. And she, someone probably tricked her because she probably runs late. I mean, I feel like Candice and Lisa Hoxton have a lot of similarities in that regard. And like Lisa Hoxton would be also similarly horrified if she was out there and she was like the third person on the set. Oh, that would never happen. Oh, that would never happen. Well, yeah, it would never happen. Of course, Candice is a lot more, um, driven than Lisa Hoxdean. Although Lisa Hoxdean probably is driven too,

but literally in a car. But, um, Candice has driven. She has a song with drive in the title. Yeah, that's the thing. It's, it's, it's part of her brand. Okay. So everybody comes to set and, um, they're getting their last minute touch ups, et cetera, welcome. I'm Eddie Cohen, and this is inexplicably a three-part reunion. Welcome everybody. So hello, ground down.

Hi, Carol. Hi, Giselle. Hi, Karen. Hi, Mecca. Hi, Mia. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Soundperson. Hi, Crafts Services. Hi, Costume Lady. Hi, Ben.

That's my son. I'm a dad. Hi, John Hill. He's on my radio show. So, um, yeah, Andy's like, Hey, Robin. So you opened up your skincare franchise yet? I just want to troll you for the first of many on this episode. Ha, slow person. I mean, slow opening a business person. Let me clarify so I don't sound problematic. Anyone here got a discounting membership to your glow 360?

She's like, Oh, sure. Andy. So she hasn't opened glow yet. Um, I have a bad feeling about glow. Do you, what do you feel? I feel like this is a bad time to get fired because you need to be on the show for people to come to your glow. I think I do not, I'm not optimistic about glow 360. I'm wondering if maybe 360 is just not something

I like in a brand. Speaking of Lisa Hoxdean between Aroma 360 and glow 360, maybe it's just not, are they, do you think they, are they connected, do you think, Aroma 360 and glow? Or is that just coincidence? Oh, maybe. We should look at that, but I'm too tired. My fingers hurt.

I'm too tired. I'm already bored with my question. Let's talk about the amazing race. I'm not sure if they're connected. I do know that 360 means all the way around, right? And that's not how I want to think of when I go to get a facial. I don't want to think of like, oh, full circle.

Cause full circle means you're old and dead, right? You come in as a baby, I don't want to think of like, oh, full circle, because full circle means you're old and dead, right? You come in as a baby, you leave as a baby, an old wrinkly thing. And I don't want to be 360, I want to be like 180, like glow 180, you know? You're the opposite of what you look like now. I think that's probably the stronger point, right?

Because if it's 360 means that like you, like we're going to do a 180 on your face, take it from being like greasy and full of smudging, sludge in your pores to beautiful and shiny. You've done a 180, but doing a 360 is like, and we've returned you to your Grammy stage. Congratulations. That'll be $400. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So, um, Andy's like, so Neck, welcome to your first reunion. How was your first season Raven? And she's like, um, uh, 10 out of 10, Andy's like, so Neck, welcome to your first reunion. How was your first season Raven?

And she's like, um, uh, 10 out of 10, Andy, 10 out of 10 was definitely, definitely, definitely 10 out of 10. She's like, please let me come back. It was obviously a two out of 10, but I'll say 10 out of 10. If you let me come back, please, please, please. I'm going to say this. My prediction is they are going to bring that guy back and they shouldn't bring that guy back.

They shouldn't, but they are. Also, I think they are because this is the network that does not learn their lesson as evidenced by the announcement of Real Housewives of New York coming back with everybody in the original cast and not making Jenna show her original life, her life in the fucking show. Can you bl- We'll talk about that tonight on the crappy hour. I'd say that's the crappy hour topic right there. But still, you want to talk about a network that does not learn their goddamn lesson. Really? You renewed New York exactly as is?

Exactly as is. Oh my God. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. And then they did that promo. Oh, we'll talk about on crappy hour. Cause that promo annoyed me too. I didn't even see the promo.

I guess I'll watch it before then. It's there. It's there. What are you talking about? What's going on? I need a promo reckoning. I guess I'll watch it before then. It's there. It's there. What are you talking about? What's going on? I need a promo reckoning. Girl Math. I just want the preview to be Psy.

I saw a preview with Psy just chewing cause that's her thing. She's like, I eat. I name a Psy. So I eat. And I was like, wow, Psy is even sticking with her eating storyline. I just wanted to be heard going, girl math.

But then explaining it wrong. Girl math is like two plus two equals four. Girl math. Oh, embracing. Okay. So Andy's like, all right, well, mama Mia, you've been in the talk about a lot of talk about you tonight. You've been breaking the internet left and right. I'm like, she is literally not broken anything on the internet. Like I looked, I looked and actually I brought an inspector and actually the foundation's great. And they, he said, and actually the foundation's great. And then he said, this actually is the internet's built very well.

Nothing is broken. Completely stable internet. I have never seen the internet less surprised. By the story line. Like nothing, nothing even, there was not even like a, like a small cosmetic crack. Yeah. So your new DJ boyfriend, you're still married, right? nothing even, there was not even like a, like a small cosmetic crack. So, uh, your new DJ boyfriend, you're still married, right? And I know Gordon will be out here later. Oh, hi, Ken. It's great to see you. And she's like, okay, so you've been working on some new music, right?

How much has your mom spent? Tell us the truth. And then he asks if she or her plans of being a mom are being pushed again. She goes, um, maybe no. And Nick is like, that's a yes. So he's like, Wendy, hi, did you hear a little bit of the devil's lettuce, Satan's spinach, Biel's a Bob's churn, happy Eddie. You know what I'm saying? She's like, no, I didn't have any happy Eddie, Andy,

but he did promise afterwards we'll do a little celebratory devil's lettuce, Andy. All right, I love a devil's lettuce. Okay, hi Ashley, any forest news yet? And she's like oh well yes there is there is some movement I I'm not divorced but um there's been some movement I left a voicemail for Michael so we're going in the right direction okay well every year I used to ask Robin when's the wedding and now I ask you

when's the divorce and she's like yeah I, when's the divorce? And she's like, yeah, I feel that Andy, I deserve that. And me says, I'll be divorced first. So, um, okay. So there's a lot to unravel. So here comes daddy Andy, everybody. Daddy Andy is not happy. He's like, guys, the point of Real Housewives is for everybody to get along. And I don't like all these ladies fighting, guys. Now listen, ladies fighting, you have built me a mansion in five different states and money for my children to live off of forever. But please, all of a sudden, come in here and be nice, okay? Daddy don't like fighting ladies. All right.

All right. Now look under your chair. You've all been given a set of gloves. All right, let's get this shit started. He wants to call each other a bitch first. I want to set an intention for today that as a group, you all will reach out to one of your gay friends and have them send me a nude.

Thank you very much. Ha ha ha. So yeah, he says as a fan, it's extremely frustrating to watch this season because we're supposed to be finding common ground and we're supposed to be taking ownership of our actions as they affect others. So are any of you willing to make up with each other and admit when you're wrong? Ladies, anybody. And it's just crickets and everybody's up with each other and admit when you're wrong? Ladies, anybody. And it's just crickets and everybody's looking at each other and Candice and Wendy

are giving each other looks. And Robin and Gisele are giving each other looks. And then, so Andy looks to Karen. And so Karen just goes, Andy, I believe in these women Andy. I believe in them, which is why I swallow the jar of peanut butter whole, Andy, before I came out here. He's like, that is not answering the question, man.

Yeah, this, by the way, this, Andy's little spiel here was his diplomatic way of saying, this season suck, cause you guys, none of you guys were filming with each other, and we all hated it. So you guys have to figure out how to fix this because otherwise you're all in trouble, but he can't say that because he can never say the season sucks because you can't say that on the actual season itself.

But that's what he basically was saying to them. And he's like, so are any of you guys willing to like move forward because it's, it's fucking everything up. Right? So Candice is like, I'm looking forward as well to owning what I need to own and moving forward. Like, now, you know when you say owning what you need to own, you're not just talking about the house that you live in, right? Like you're not talking about independence from your mother.

I was talking about that, Andy, so I rescind the comment. I apologize, I misinterpreted the question. Will your mother own half is my question. Andy, I'm really getting sick of this shit. Okay. So anybody else, will you own it? And so everybody says, oh, I mean, okay, except for Giselle and Robin. So Karen goes, Giselle, Robin, what about you?

Hmm. Hmm. Will you be owning? This is a fence calling. Fence calling. Will you be owning? This is a fence calling. Fence calling. Will you be owning it or not? Yes, I'm looking forward to the ownership.

Yaaaaaah. And what about you, Robin? Uh, sure. Uh, I guess I'll own something. And by own something, I mean I won't own anything by the end of the episode. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. So now we start with our favorite thing from the season, talking about sex because they had literally had nothing going on in every single scene.

It's like, Hey guys, here we are in the DR. Nothing's going on. what should we do? Let's play a game, who likes fisting? Who likes getting fists up their butthole? Me, I do, I love it. Also, I swallow gum and sometimes I fuck toes. Wow, okay, I cannot believe these questions. Okay, question number one,

why are you televising this piece of shit show right now? Whoops, didn't mean to read that one. Okay, question number two, seriously, why don't you just show seven good episodes instead of like three good ones and eight bad ones? Oops, didn't mean to read that one. Okay, you got these questions are wild. So it's a lot about spitting or swallowing.

Who swallows spooge? How do you stay asleep with a spooge in your mouth and then spit it out later, et cetera. Mia says that she swallows the DJ's loads now, except she's mad that they're calling her a DJ or calling the guy a DJ, because he's a radio personality, okay? And everyone starts cracking up.

They're like, okay. So he doesn't have the talent to time records against each other as he fades one out and another in is what you're telling me. Yeah. Yes, Andy. He is less talented than a DJ. Yeah. But he does know how to make a small statement before Miley Cyrus starts singing the lyrics on her song. And times it perfectly. So Bruno from New Brunswick says, Karen, why did you have to pause for so long

when asked how many sexual partners you've had? She goes, well, well, I had to count the wet dreams, Andy. Didn't I? I had to count the wet dreams because I asked if they matter. When Wendy said to me, well, Karen, you can't have wet dreams hmm hmm well I do have wet dreams and I count those wet dreams Andy. Each one of these pickets on my fence counts as a wet dream just want you to know that. So Robin's like um in other words you can't keep track of how many people you've had sex with for the past five years. No

Robin that would be one okay next next next, next. Hold on. Dream incoming. Yes, we'll add one to my tally. That was very good for her. I mean, Robin just can't keep up. How has she been on the show this long? And she goes, oh, it's you, not one. All right. Well, I will say the times that you all started talking about, when you guys talk about sex, your guards all come down. You started laughing. You guys are friends. Why do you guys think that is? And he's like, me guys, we're all a bunch of horny toads.

Whoa, I just, I just practiced my smuggling there while I was trying to say that. Sorry about that. Yeah, they're like, we all do it, Andy. We all do it. So then, Robin, Robin, you've been raked over the coals for hiding details about your marriage. And even though you made it clear that you don't care, I don't care about the never ending wand rumors

your ex friend Candice wouldn't let you off the hook that easy. Let's watch the Juan cheating montage. Not to be confused with last year's Juan cheating montage. Or the years before his Juan cheating montage. Or the year before's Juan just hates Robin in general, but isn't accused of cheating this year. Or the year before's Juan might be cheating

with Michael Montage. Okay, that's a lot of them. Wow. All right, roll it. So we get Juan's greatest hits from the season, all the, everything, everything. And we come back and Andy's like, all right, so did Juan watch back at him this season?

No, he did not, Andy. All right, well, just to be clear, you still stand by the fact that Juan never cheated on you with the Canada girl or Coach Breeie or anyone else like maybe the person who works at Subway, maybe the person he's with right now. I don't know. Like, so you've never treated on anyone since you got back together. Whoa, I can't say anything for certain Andy, cause like no one can say anything for certain. Am I right? If a tree falls in the woods, but there's no

one to see the woods, are there woods? I mean, Juan is basically Schrodinger's cat, am I right? Is it alive or is it dead? I don't know. And I don't care. But if Juan's penis is in a box and someone rings a bell, does the penis fuck a person?

Okay. You're getting completely- You can't have your cake and eat it too. Two things cannot be true. You either have the cake or you don't, but we can never know what it's like to do both. So one of the things I saw, I think Bravo put it out,

it was like one of the Bravo tweets. And like, finally, Robin has asked questions about her relationship with Juan. And answers, none of them, okay, again. So everyone's like, does anybody believe Juan? And me, it's like, no, nobody believes Juan's story. And Karen's like, Andy, I don't think for any of us to believe.

None of us believe it, but Robin believes it. And that's all that matters, Andy. That's all that matters. Now hold on, let me give a little scratch. Let me give a one finger scratch to the top of my wig and then a nice solid. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. At one point, she literally took her fingers and like, yes, put her like push her teeth. It was girl, get them screwed in. Yeah, girl. It's called poly dent. Come on. No, not poly dent where they screw them in, where you get them anchored into your, into the bones of your mouth.

What does that call them? Implant. Like implanting, but like if they're loose at the reunion, just put some poly dent or something, get some rubber bands, get some scotch tape or whatever. Or just come without it. You know what, I'm ready for people to just be like, you know what, I don't have teeth anymore. Who fucking needs them? So Karen is like, yeah, Karen says,

you know, all that matters is that Robin believes it. You know, it's like a child at Christmas with Santa Claus. Am I right? And everyone's like, yeah, Robin believes it. That's all it's like a child at Christmas with Santa Claus. Am I right? And everyone's like, yeah, Robin believes it. That's all that matters. Like what holiday wish, this is like a holiday special. Like if you believe it, then it's real. I know it's like, is anybody gonna clap for Tinkerbell?

You know, Tinkerbell being Juan's dick. You know. Juan's stability in this marriage, or fidelity, I guess I should say. So, um, it just, I was like, can I ask one thing when he said that breeze, like a beautiful woman, did that bother you at all Robin? And she's like, no, because the point was if he had been at the laundromat with someone ugly, it wouldn't have been an issue with anybody. Just like, got it.

Look at me being, asking the tough questions there. Now everyone on Twitter can get off my ass. Thank you. And yes, I do like getting fucked up the ass. Can we go back to that season? Can we go back to that question, Andy? Swallowing Lodes, Robin? Lodes is Andrea. So Andy is like, well, do you feel like he was supportive

of you throughout filming? And she's like, yeah, he showed up. He answered lots of laundry. Yeah, so Andy is like, well, do you feel like he was supportive of you throughout filming? Yeah, he showed up. He answered lots of question. He was so so supportive and he's like, yeah, but he's not here tonight I mean, he doesn't have a basketball game. I was like, oh Andy And Robin goes well, he doesn't have a basketball game, that's true. He declined to be here. You know, but that doesn't mean he doesn't support me. It's just, you know, like he does at home from a different apartment. He supports me.

It's just nowhere near me. He supports being away. It doesn't mean he doesn't support me. It just means that a washer opened up at the end of aisle three. He's got a climate And so caron's like why is he not here? And when he goes, uh, he doesn't he doesn't know he doesn't know that you're going to be under fire tonight because of his Actions at least he could do as your husband is to stand that behind you and say baby You don't have to take these bullets. I can take some bullets for you. I can take them for you

That is what men do and robin's like I don't need that. I'm fine with that. I don't have to take these bullets. I can take some bullets for you. I can take them for you. That is what men do. And Robin's like, I don't need that. I'm fine with that. I don't care. But I think Wendy's right. Like Robin's going to take all this shit for one. And he's not even going to show up. He's going to make force her to look stupid and then ultimately get fired from the show partially, you know, because of that so Andy's like well Ashley. Okay, you're in a similar position. You're married or are married to a Horny golem. So what's going on what Michael didn't want to come to reunions? It's like correct

He didn't want to be under fire He didn't want to have all these questions and allegations towards him But then when I told him would be the same cameraman working here, he was like, be there in a jiffy. So, you know, it worked out. I told him they replaced the cameraman with somebody who does more squats. And he was here in a second, Andy. He's been doing actual hand exercise. He's been using a squeeze ball, Andy, to strengthen his hands. Andy's like, wow.

So Wendy's like, yeah, because that's what husbands are supposed to do. No, they're not. Wendy has this thing where one minute she's like, how dare you talk about the husband? That is disgusting. Anybody would talk about marriage, it's a family, I have children.

But then when it's someone else's marriage with children, she's like, get him here so he can rake his ass over the coals. You know? Yeah. I mean, look, I think Robin is an ass for not sharing her story. I can't even believe she was brought back when she proved last season she wasn't going to share any of her story by trying to get people to go pay for it on Patreon. But they did bring her back. She's still not going to share her story. Frankly, let me tell you, her story's boring, okay? Here's her story, we all know the story. It's just unspoken on the show. Robin and Juan don't like each other.

They probably have an open relationship. They keep it together for the kids. He goes out and fucks people, probably very quietly, because his name is Juan and he doesn't talk much. That's it. I mean, what more do we need from the guy? Exactly. I think that they must have brought her back because they thought that maybe they would get more

of the story and they didn't. And they're like, okay, this is a mistake. But I don't know why she wasn't demoted to just friend of, you know, at that point. And I have to give it to Robin, even though I really don't like to. Robin tried, she did try this season. She kept bringing Juan on and she kept trying

to have these conversations with Juan to the point where he was yelling at her, being like, drop it. I'm like, he was over it, but she did try, you know, it just wasn't successful, but she did try to have all these conversations with him and he was like, no. Yeah. So Andy is like, well, we got a lot of feedback about how you don't think it's suspicious that Juan deletes his DMs and messages? Yeah, I mean he has this weird thing with his phone being cluttered. He hates when his mistress is right all this stuff to him so he just wants to erase it. Yeah, so do you have the password to his phone?

No and he doesn't have the password to my phone! Well, yeah, but you're not the one stepping out on the marriage. Yeah, I wouldn't have the password to your phone because you're boring, but I would have the password to his phone because you want to see where the picture pointing, you know? Yeah, no one wants to look at Robin's phone. Like no one really cares about looking at photos

of the embellish inventory, but Juan's on the other hand, definitely some hotter stuff in there. Why haven't we heard about Embellish this season or have we? Strange, cause you would think that the hottest fashion brand in the Potomac area would be top of mind for all of us, but I guess we just forgot about it. She's been spending the whole season doing it.

Okay, Embellish hats. Let me see. Embellished. Semi-lined fashion caps by Robin Dixon. Let me see. Well, she's still got her website. I can say 15%. Oh no, you know what, I know what this is.

It says sign up with your email and say 15% and then you put in your email and then it goes, okay, you're almost there. Now give us your phone number and you'll say 15%. I hate that they do that now I'm not giving you my damn phone number. Okay I still don't understand why she named her hat and Belish like I really am like Given

Given that like with wands history of lying. I just don't think you should name your brand of balance That's why she named it that because she's had to get so comfortable with lying that so comfortable with lies that she was like, Oh, lies are comfortable. Oh, comfort hats and balance. So then Andy asks everyone, like, does everyone have doubts? Does anyone have doubts? And Candace was like, well, for me, the issue was never whether or not Juan was cheating. My issue was you kept information about your marriage from the group and demanded that the group share our personal lives. And Juan was like, can you clarify what I demanded, anything?

Yes, the example that comes to mind immediately is in Mexico last year when you accused Karen of not being truthful about whatever was going on in her life. Karen goes, it defiled me, defiled. I think she meant to say it defiled me, but she goes, it defied me. It defiled me, defiled me. I think she meant to say it defiled me, but she goes, it defied me. It defied me.

So then we see a flashback of that. And Robin's saying, what you should care about Karen is people sending us actual pictures of you with the blue eyed man in Vegas. And Robin's like, yeah, but that was after she talked about Juan holding hands in Georgetown.

Yeah, but Robin, there was the blue eyes thing. This wasn't the first time. Okay. Yeah. And, um, she was like, you know, I don't get it because that wasn't going on in my marriage when we were filming that season, but it was because Karen was bringing up those rumors during the season. So that was going on. She's full of it. Right. And then the truth. Right. And Karen and Candace rightfully call out Robin for having enough of a story that she sold it behind Patreon. Right. So, uh, and he was like, okay, okay. Now don't you think that if you just gotten ahead of it,

Robin and you just said, you know, why didn't I had a blip about a year ago that lasted our entire relationship? But actually started when we first met and continues until this moment, a big blip. Don't you think like, you know, it would have helped to let yourself a lot in this situation. She's like, Oh, well, I wasn't thinking about getting ahead of a story. And he goes, um, well, you said that you thought you, you said you thought that someone else was going to bring it up.

And then we see a clip of her saying, I was just someone else was gonna bring it up. And then we see a clip of her saying, I was just waiting for Karen to bring it up. That's why I didn't bring it up, because I knew they were gonna try and use it against me. And so Robin's like, well, I mean, I didn't mean I was waiting for her, but I wouldn't be surprised if she'd. Robin, just answer a fucking question truthfully. Just whine.

Like, this is an easy one to say, yeah, in retrospect, I probably should have been more forthcoming. Um, you know, I didn't think, I didn't think I had to because there was no reason to just blurt it out. But in retrospect, you know, I see that like I should have, especially by the way, also because let's not forget that, uh, prior to the whole talk about, um, Karen, there was all this stuff about Wendy and Eddie, right? Like that's why Wendy and Robin are not friends because Giselle and Robin were like, Hey, Wendy, we hear stories that Eddie has been like flirting with women or cheating on you. So like discussions- The only reason you got all this plastic surgery is because of those rumors that Eddie's cheating

on you. Right. So you've definitely talked about other people's cheating, or personal lives like that, which I think is fine, but then you all of a sudden are like, oh, why would I bring up that we had a blip, or why would I mention this, or whatever, you know? I mean, the answer is easy. Would you wanna talk about your husband cheating? Okay, if my husband was cheating and nobody knew,

why would I tell them so that they can attack me with the fact that my husband is cheating? And if my husband is cheating, I don't really care. I've swallowed Juan's load for this long. Why stop now? You know? Yeah. That would be a good response.

Yeah. Like, just say it, but she just keeps lying over and over again and then acting like she never lied. You know, it's just annoying and I can see why your ass is getting fired and it should have happened seasons ago. So then Karen's like, well, perfect example. When Raymond went through his taxes, you know, I put a little humor on it and I did my press conference without press, without press and that was a classic. Let's go back, doodly-doo, doodly-doo, doodly-doot-dee-doo Let's go back, doodly-doo, doodly-doo, doodly-doot-dee-doo, and see the past of Karen handling the situation with some gray salary taxes, press conference with no press.

I got ahead of my story and I also added a mond to Ray just to show how serious I was about getting ahead of the story. And well, that was a public situation. And Gisele's like, it was in the paper, Karen. Nah, it was in the Washington Post. Ah, yeah, yours was on the paper, the credit card paper. I think the credit card paper is more important than the Washington Post. All right, all right. So all of a sudden we get someone bleeped out on Twitter.

Did someone write in a question and then say, actually I do not approve of you using my name. Well, they don't want to give, they don't want to give attention to the blogger because this is the one that comes from the blogger. What did I want to say about that? But also yours was a public situation too, Robin. That's how everybody knew about it. It was in the blogs. Okay. It wasn't some private thing that people had you followed around by one of Mary Soul's private investigators, okay?

It was in the paper. I mean, it wasn't in the paper, but it was in the closest thing we have, the blogs. Okay, so Bleep on Twitter said, according to the fans, and I guess Candace via her fans, she's mad that Robin didn't share something personal that happened to her and Juan on the show, yet she was the one who said back in season three that her and Chris have the right to choose what they share on the show.

And that's true. By the way, amazing memory on this blogger. This person did their research. How do you even remember, I don't remember anything that's said three episodes ago, let alone what was said on season three. Well, this is a blogger friend of Robin's who's doing Robin's dirty work,

which is why they know exactly what Robin wants to, what Robin wants to get across on the show. So this is true, by the way. This is a decent point, but that was season three. And like, at some point we have to like give it a break. Like, can we just keep it to the last couple of seasons? Like... But also like, let's not forget,

it's everyone has a right to decide what they want to put out there publicly. Like, you know, people are allowed to have, you know, some privacy at this very difficult time for me and my family and Mauricio and the daughters. But at the same time... By the way, save a little ride a cowgirl. Am I right?

But crappy art. But, um, at the same time, save a bull ride a cowgirl. Am I right? Crap. Yeah. But, um, I think what, uh, I think the issue here is not like debating the right to choose what is on and off the show. I think it's that Robin has been someone who has pride into these difficult situations for Wendy and for, um, Karen and others about like, what's really going on when she herself has a skeleton in the closet.

And then when it is unearthed and she's confronted with it, she suddenly acts like, well, that's private. I don't have to talk about this. Like she doesn't, and she doesn't do the answer that you gave, which is what she could have said is like, you know what? Of course I wasn't going to say anything because you guys didn't know about it. I didn't want you guys to go in on me about it. So I was trying to avoid that shit. Right. As was the question to Kyle, it was the same thing. It wasn't,

why don't you want to talk about the cheating? It was, why are you such a fucking hypocrite? That's the question. Unless you're a podcaster, you don't get to be one. So Candice is like, well, I will not be answering questions from her friend who is a blogger. You shared proprietary information with him about me. It's probably because- Proprietary.

Proprietary, really? It's like the Big Mac sauce that Robin shared. It's all the KFC seasonings. Like how dare you? She shared all the notes to drive back. I can't believe it. No one knew it was an amended kickball change that I used in the opening of drive back, I can't believe it. No one knew it was a, it was an amended kickball change that I used in the opening of drive back.

Until you told me. Candace is so ridiculous too, I love it. She's so dramatic, like every question, she's like, oh, and as the most tortured abused person in this cast, Andy, I have to answer. Please, Andy, hand me a in this cast, Andy. I have to add some. Please add me, add me a clean, add me. Commercials, here comes one right now. So Candace is like, you have,

you have shared these proprietary secrets and hold on, let me find it. So of course Candace, Candace has decided to one up the receipt game on Reunions on reunions. We had, of course, Monique's binder, and we've had some other big ones, but this one Candice has poster board demonstrations. She pulls out a full on like, like 22 by 31 inch sheet with the receipts on it.

And her mom really paid for the nice ones. Cause it was the, it was the thick styrofoam that it was like, she really got the nice ones for this. I felt bad for her cause you know, going into this, we know this is Candice's last reunion and she tried to pull a Monique and Monique just did it so much better. I mean, this was so sad. Like these props were completely ignored the whole time. People were just like, Oh God, a prop. Nah boo. People were just like, Oh God, a prop. Nah, boo. And he's just like, boo. Yeah. Go home. Yeah. It was way too big. So, um, so she pulls out her receding everything and she's like,

I was going to bring an easel, but that would have been too much. So thank you for holding back. Thank you. Unfortunately, I was going to bring my easel, but that would have been too much. So anyway, now that you- Thank you for holding back. Thank you. Unfortunately, I was gonna bring my easel, but that was the proprietary secret that was stolen from me, so. Also Candace, your poster board can't be bigger than you. I mean, they have her reached behind and then she looks like an ant trying to carry,

you know, like a giant sandwich or something. It's humongous, it's too heavy for her. Covering her whole face. So she's like, this, you know, this is Juan, humongous is too heavy for her covering her old face. Um, so she's like this, you know, this is Juan, this is one on the east side of town and this is a map. I'm like, oh jeez. And this is the treasure. Candace, I think you've actually just brought out the specials at the local coffee shop. Oh, you know, you're right. I did not mean that, but just,

you know, empanadas are $12 today. Okay. Let me get the actual poster board. So she says you put the video of one in Giselle talking in this group chat with two bloggers that I know of. And you said, well, I'm going to post this on Sunday. Does this look like someone who's mad at upset? This shit really pissed me off. So you're pissed at your best friend and you're talking to a blogger about it. Cause apparently she was mad. I was not following this. I watched it like three times.

I was like, wait, what is she trying to prove? I guess you're trying to say that Giselle said on the show that Juan, no, no, that doesn't, sorry. What was the point of this? I guess it was the- What was the point she was making? Robin was annoyed. She was talking to these two bloggers and she was talking about how she was pissed off

at Giselle at that moment for the talk he had with Juan, I guess on the show or something. Yeah. And so she's confronting her saying, and you got caught talking about your best friend to bloggers. Well, but she's talking about Giselle, who's your enemy anyway. So how's this working in your favor? The props don't work and the story isn't making enough sense to the audience to really be on your side, I think, with it.

Yeah, I actually would have preferred to have seen just a menu from a coffee shop after all. So Andy is like, all right, so, Coasters Prevent Ring Stains on Table says, oh, it's nice we finally got a PSA in here. Candace, after watching the season back and all the conversations you had with Robin, do you still believe she conspired with Gisele and Ashley to malign Chris in an effort to protect Juan?

And Candace is like, I do, I do believe that. Everyone literally booze. It was so funny. Oh God, give it up already. I just honestly, I hate this for Candace is like, I do. I do believe that. Everyone literally booze. It was so funny. They're like, oh God, give it up already. I just honestly, I hate this for Candace. I think that this is, I think Candace latched onto this for her storyline. Like maybe it could have been like a one or two episode kerfuffle at the top of the season. But the fact that this became her season long runner, her feud with Robin, I just feel like it's too weak. It's just not, I just, I, it's just, it's just not her strongest work.

I believe that Robin knew that Juan was cheating and that she knew it was going to be coming up on the show because she's on a housewife show and she deserves it. Frankly, she deserves the, she deserves the karma of people talking about it, not getting cheated. Nobody deserves to be cheated on, but I'm saying she deserves the karma of it being talked about on the show. She knew all this was coming.

So when she heard Gisele spreading rumors about Candace's husband, she was being kind to Candace knowing that she needed people to be kind to her when her news came out. I believe in that way she was being kind of- But that's not conspiring in the same way. That's right. I don't think it was that she sat with Giselle and was like, Giselle, you need to come up with this thing. So everybody's concentrating on Chris being creepy and all

pretend to be innocent in this whole thing. Meanwhile, you know, I don't, I don't think Robin thinks that deep. I mean, she doesn't. Have you seen her business plans for Glow 360? Robin doesn't think that deeply. Okay. Yeah, I agree. And I think that like, I think that the Candace's basis for this was that like, Robin was like not as supportive of her at the reunion as she would have liked. And because all season long, Robin was supportive of Candace. And I just feel like, like throwing this whole feud,

like building this whole feud with Robin about like how she acted at the reunion. Essentially, it just feels like weak sauce to me. It feels like she didn't know what to do for the season. So this was what she was going to do. She didn't know how to evolve her, her feud with Giselle. It just, it's just not, it just didn't have to me the authentic grounding of like the feuds that we really care about. And so I've just found it hard to track the feud. I haven't found it hard to understand or care about it. And that was one of the problems with the

season is that we'd have to sit and watch these scenes with them fighting and trying to reconcile. But I'm like, but what are they really, what are they really fighting about? This doesn't make any sense. It doesn't work. I think it weakened her argument against Gisele too, because her argument against Gisele is so strong. I mean, I can see why she's pissed at Gisele. I don't blame her at all for that.

Gisele's full of shit. She did use language that made it sound like sexual assault-ish language. She did use that, which we talked about last season. And she has every right to be super pissed at Gisele and rail on her. The problem is she's keeping that same energy for Robin and Robin didn't do it. I mean, no matter, even if Robin liked that Gisele did it, which we have no proof of, Robin didn't do it. So you keeping that same energy for Robin just

weakens the other argument because it doesn't make sense with the Robin thing. It's not fair. Now, if her argument against Robin was just like, Robin still supports Gisele and is friends with Gisele even knowing that Gisele would do something that hurtful to me, so fuck Robin. Okay. That's enough. That's enough for me. But all of this, like she conspired. I'm with you. It's just, it's not, it's, it's not, I don't think it's ringing true for anyone. And you can see it the entire cast. Everyone's like, oh, come on. So then Gisele's saying, Robin's like,

look, I told Gisele I was mad at her at that time. So none of this even matters. Like, I don't even know why this is being brought up. So then Candace is like, I need a tear. I need, I need someone get me something in the shape of a triangle. She's like getting her styrofoam giant. Yeah.

Billboard thing to wipe her eyes. She's just jumping in. And then Andy's like, oh, I actually have a tissue. So Gisele's like, oh God, not the tears. Ah, ha ha ha ha, not the tears. Ah, I guess like, fuck you. These ha ha, not the tears, ah. And Candice's like, fuck you, these are very real authentic tears, fuck you. So she's like, oh, okay, tears, ah,

tears, tears, tears, okay, fake tears, ah. So then Giselle just starts cracking up because of the tears, and Candice is like, fuck you. And Giselle's like, oh, come on, tears, tears, tears, tears. Oh, those take fears, those fake tears are coming, aren't they? Ha ha ha ha. So her and Robin are openly mocking Candace.

Now I started laughing because I feel like the whole audience is like, oh God, here Candace goes with the fucking tears. Candace can't be as tough as she is on Twitter against these people. And then suddenly be the most delicate flower that ever graced the earth every time a tiny argument comes up. She has to stop about it. It's like so that's why that's why she loses all the time because she's very hypocritical, you know,

she's very like, I'm a victim. Now that said, Giselle and Robin were fucking mean. If somebody starts crying, you don't just start openly mocking them. You know what I mean? Now was the audience laughing? A lot of us, probably. I looked at Twitter after obviously not everybody's laughing. People are irate at Giselle and Robin. I started laughing, but I was like, God, that's also like a super dick move. You know?

Like who does that? I think it's a dick move, but it's also like, again, Ra, I mean, Candice is so transparent with like, she's like a soap star, right? Or soap actress character, right? Where it's like, you're angry at Rob and then, well, what do you need from Robin to move forward? Starting to cry. It's just like, there's an element of manipulation in the way she condors up tears at exactly the right moment in a way that we should actually love, right? Like it's so campy. It's so arch, but, um, like I can understand.

I would laugh too, but they are openly laughing cause they're trying to belittle her, uh, which is not nice, but at the same time, you can only pull the cry move so many times before, you know, people on a show who are hostile to you are going to make fun of you. Yeah. So then they just keep going, right? Especially Giselle. She's like, ha ha tears lol rofl. Okay. I learned that from my boyfriend. He's youthful. And Andy's like, Giselle, that's kind of mean. And Karen's like, yeah, it's not a good rock. tell no good luck and campus goes. She's not fucking Yeah, you know, I just all I need from my friends is like acknowledgement

I just need her to acknowledge that there's a difference because it hurt not just me. It hurt Chris because Chris also considered Robin a friend. Why do I feel like Chris doesn't give a shit? Sure did last year. He was super pissed last year. At Robin though? Not at Robin. No, not at Robin. I don't think it was at Robin last year. We haven't heard as much from him this year.

I think this year he's like, please leave me off this show as much as possible. Yeah. But look, Candice in general, I think her reactions or whatever, it's easy to start judging Candice's reactions. But the fact is what Giselle did was shitty. It was shitty.

And Giselle's in the wrong here, period. And that Giselle won't say anything to take responsibility is bullshit. I have to be team Candice for that. I do think though that Giselle has a right to say, you know, I was in a room with Chris and I was uncomfortable. If that's all she said, then that would have been fine. It was after the reunion. He wanted to talk privately. I thought we were going to be private. It wasn't private. It felt super uncomfortable because it felt like a

confrontation with a man. He was drunk, whatever. If it was that, okay. But it wasn't that. It was, your husband tricked me into going into a room. Then it was, he made me go into a room. Then it was, he tried to get a sneak, he was being a sneaky link in all of this shit, insinuating that he was trying to fuck her in this room. I mean, that's when she's visibly uncomfortable and he's trying to make pass at her.

That's shitty. That is extremely shitty. And to wait until the cameras are rolling to bring all that stuff up is just shitty. And the fact that she's pretending that it's not and that Candace is just overreacting is crazy to me. Like it's crazy that she can get away with that shit. Mm.

So Robin is like, honestly, I don't want anything from her as far as an apology. Clearly she thinks that I plotted on her husband and I would advise if you really feel that way to not be my friend. I don't care! And he was like, well as the first chair, I would like the same. I think Robin needs self accountability from Candace on her end and I think Candace is

looking for some transparency from Robin on her end. And I'm looking for a strap that's not made of mesh because this really does feel awkward on my shoulder. And I would, if you can't find a mesh strap, I would also be open to just some, a few brochures I can move from the left to the right, just like the old days. So basically neither one of them are gonna do this, right?

Neither Candace or Robin are gonna bend on this. So Andy's like, okay, I guess we'll try again later. Did no one hear my speech? Okay. So Robin goes into this thing, like basically saying her and Juan have been together 28 years and people go through shit and they're going to thug it out because they're like each other's person.

And she's like, you don't even know what Juan has been through. You all need to do a two hour special on Juan Dixon's life. It's so interesting. Robin, he won't even show up to do this. What are they going to give him a two hour special? No, Robin. Stop pitching your projects in the middle of you getting fired, okay?

Let's not do that. So Andy's like, all right, wow, well Karen, as the designated fence-humper of the group this season, you often found yourself caught in the middle. And while you gave it your all, I don't know what even that means, unfortunately no amount of humping seems to bring back the love amongst friends.

Who wrote this shit? All right, we need to work on this. This doesn't even have any rhymes or puns in it. You're saying humping and fence all the time. Congratulations on having a birthday again, but it's like every year is the plot is Karen's birthday. Can we just stop? You guys shoot at the same times every year.

It's gonna be our birthday every year, okay? I'm bored is Karen's birthday. Can we just stop? Yeah. You guys shoot at the same times every year. It's going to be our birthday every year. Okay. I'm bored. I'm bored of Karen's birthday officially bored of Karen's birthday. So he asked her if she had a facelift and she goes, Oh, I did a plane basically handy, which is I had a plane implanted into my body, which is actually I run on jet fuel now and being so, yes. Well, you know, when I was taking skydiving lessons

with some eye candy in season two, it was really just to sort of get a good view of the plane and how I would feel about it in my teeth. And I have to say it's been a little challenging because the plane keeps trying to take off, but I have to close the hanger, which is why right now I must pause and go, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

And Ash is like, was it just your face or? And she gets nothing on my body because I'm done with my body. You know what? My body is banging as it is. Not me and me is me and Fencey Fence. And Ashley's like, okay, geez. All right, Karen, circling back on you being the fence of the group, which let me just take a moment

to quietly laugh to myself that you are still calling yourself offense. Okay, we're back. Why do you think the group gets frustrated with you for remaining neutral? I don't know, a bunch of more platitudes from Karen. Then we move into the pave segment where we found out the women's history with sexual abuse

and stuff like that. And they talk about that a little bit. segment where we found out the women's history with sexual abuse and stuff like that. And they talk about that a little bit. And then we move back to Giselle and Candace. They're like, there was a very nice touching segment. Okay, let's fight some more. Even though I hate fighting and I shouldn't be on a show about women, which I profit off of. Okay. So Giselle, you blamed Candace for death threats that you received. Why did you choose not to confront her about that? Did you ever consider texting her and being like, this isn't even fun. And she's like, uh, well, no, I was told that she would be talked to.

Told by who? Maybe she meant by like production or something. Like HR. Production was like, Oh, don't worry. You can come back. We're going to give Candace a talking to about calling you colorist on TV. So Candice is like, I want to know how it is my fault that people are crazy enough to threaten her

life. Um, which, you know, on the one hand, it's true. Like you, like there are people who are totally unreasonable out there on the internet and like a celebrity should not be held accountable for that. But at the same time, you also know that if Candace were receiving death threats because of, I don't know, maybe something Robin said,

Candace would say, and I was receiving death threats and you said nothing. You know Candace would say that. Well, also inciting people to do it with the whole like, you're like this because of the color of my skin, right? So- And she was liking tweets and everything. I don't think that Candice is fully like, you can't, people have to be responsible

for their own actions, but also like, there is a world, you know, we, I feel like something that I feel like I've learned a lot over the past three or four years is, uh, inciting things like violence, uh, that's not good. And we should not be supporting that. Well, but she's not saying go, go kill Giselle or any, or threatened Giselle. And this argument could be made against Giselle too, because if Candice had gotten any threats for her husband being a skeeve, who's trying to, you know,

assault women or whatever. I don't think we can blame, I don't think we can blame myself. I mean, I don't think we can blame Candace for all of the people coming after with death threats. Also, where are these death threats? Can I see some evidence of these death threats? Because I feel like this is something on The Housewives

that has become a thing where people are like, you sent them after me with death threats. Where are they? I need to see proof of these death threats. Yeah. And by the way, if you're sending death threats to Gisele and her kids over the stupid show, you really have to get to life. I'm sorry. Or you really shouldn't be sending death threats to anyone ever.

And just in life, you shouldn't do that. If you think that's ever a good thing to do, you have to re-examine your priorities. But in this specific situation, if you're doing this on behalf of Candice to ride hard for Candice, just know you're making actually Candice look worse here because you've now put Candice in a situation where she has to defend your stupid actions when she had nothing to do with your stupid actions. But that being said, Candice is liking things, whatever. It's not a good look. And like, I think that they're like, it's, it's not black and white, but like, you should not be liking tweets that say things like, you know, kill Giselle. I don't know if that was the tweet

that she'd like, but they didn't show any evidence of that. I mean, they were saying it with their words, but whatever tweets they were putting up there weren't death threats or anything like we should, we should all go kill Gisele and she liked it. They were nothing like that. Now Candace isn't known for really being nice on Twitter and she, and she does call Gisele a colorist constantly, but I don't know that she can be blamed for death threats and also as housewives. So I don't know.

I feel like Giselle is accusing Candace of being overdramatic, but at the same time she's fighting fire with that same overdramatic fire where she's like, and now Candace has got people ready to murder me. No, I mean, you did something super shitty, so address that. Instead of the raw percussions of it.

I would like to hear her address what she actually did and admit she's wrong in any way, shape or form, which she never does. She still never does. She turns it into, I'm the victim here because people have given me death threats. Well, it's not Candace's fault that people on the internet are fucking crazy.

So. Well, and Candace goes, well, you know, everyone up here has received a form of a death threat in some way. Okay. And I think it's dangerous and extremely unfair to conflate me having an issue with her, with her then receiving death threats. Like, well, I mean, you may not be the cause of the death threats. You may not have said, go send death threats,

but those death threats didn't come because they hated Gisele's house, right? So Gisele, they're getting into this about it. And so now Candice goes to reach for another poster board and he's like, ah, hold on, hold on. Let me ask you this. The people who are tweeting this stuff to her, are you liking the tweets

and thumbs up being these tweets?" And she goes, I've liked some of the tweets. Yes, I've liked some of them. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, okay, so that does involve you. So then the tweet they show says, break it down and sound it out. Candice, a dark skinned black woman said that Giselle, a light skinned black woman, has

privilege due to her proximity to whiteness. What does she mean by that? If Candice had made similar claims, it would be taken as seriously. I don't know. I didn't write the whole thing. That's Giselle's. Yeah. Um, but that's not a death threat. So of course, if she likes a tweet like that, of course she's going to like that. Cause it's repeating what Candice says on the show all the time, which is Giselle can get away with certain things because of her proximity to whiten. Like of course she's going to like that because it's repeating what Candice says on the show all the time, which is Giselle can get away with certain things because of her proximity to whiten. Like, of course,

she's like a perfectly like well written, like, I think so too. Like where someone was contemplating, you know, potential hypocrisy of a situation. So I don't know why that would be put up on screen as an example of Candice, like inflaming, like, like not inflaming, but like encouraging trolls. It's like someone wrote like something I was like, Hey, you should inflaming, but like encouraging trolls. Someone wrote like something I was like, Hey, you should consider this situation. There could be a podcast, but, and she was like, I like that.

Yeah. So Giselle's like, it's incessant week after week after week after week. And Candice is like, well, it's no different than her going on her podcast and talking about me. And Giselle's like, Oh, please. We've talked about them one time because it was stuff that was in the blogs. I don't believe that. Now I'm not willing to do the dirty work

of actually listening to that podcast because that sounds like a lot of work, but I don't believe that she's never talked about Candice on her podcast except for once. Really? Do you think so? I really don't know. I really don't know.

Someone can let us know. So it does not believe look. Viewler says no. So Candace is like, you know, laughing and joking and adding sauce to a lie to a rumor. So then Robin goes, Oh, so the screenshots are photoshopped. I don't know what screenshots you're talking about. The screenshots of your husband's limp penis. I don't care.

And it looks like she got Candace on this, right? Because Candace was like, oh, that doesn't speak back. And you're like, oh my God, they got her with limp penis pictures? What's happening? Now I think what they're talking about is that lady who said that she got pregnant

because she was having an affair with Chris Bassett and then Chris made her get a miscarriage or made her get a miscarriage. What a fucking moron made her get an abortion or something and that she had the receipts to prove it, which I don't know how she would have receipts that someone forced her to get anyway. The whole thing was nuts. And then she came out with another tweet saying that was all made up.

Chris never did that. I'm sorry. And so people were like, well, was she paid to say that? Like what's happening? But it looks like the lady was just kind of in that case and wanted attention. And so I'm surprised that they're still bringing it up on the reunion and didn't bring that part up.

Yeah, they didn't give a lot of context to this, but they did show enough to show that whoever this was seemed to be a very unreliable source, you know, so, uh, Mia was like, she didn't have all her marbles. That is a first first seat observation, by the way. You're welcome. You're welcome. Everyone. The view from the first scene as marbles short.

So Karen's like, well, the bottom line is she said she lied and I'm sorry. And we above anyone that would lie on any of us. Okay. So Wendy's like, um, all I heard was limp thick, limp thick, limp thick. That's all I'm hearing over here. All right. Well, I want to move on. Okay. Okay. Let's go on. Okay. So, uh, we're going to have a break in 15 minutes and I just want to see if we can get somewhere with Candace and Giselle as impossible as that may be." So Candace is like, Andy, I honestly I have seen and heard enough. We started the reunion and you charged us with being honest and being open and doing

what we could to move forward and she has expressed through her actions and her words that she is not interested in moving forward. I don't think that is in anyone's best interest to hash out anything more with her. Yeah. So Mia's like, Um, I don't think she said that. I mean, from the first year, that's not what I heard. My hearing could be different over here. And Giselle's like, well, what I said was a laundry list of things. And then we see a flashback to 10 minutes ago, Giselle listing off all the things she's been called on the internet, which,

I mean, I don't know. I guess we don't need to re-litigate that since we just did it 10 minutes ago. Well, here we go again. Andy's like, okay, well, it seems like you both have a settle up, but is there just like something, one thing that you both can be accountable here to present to the others? So Giselle says, sure, I was informed last reunion. So already that's not a very accountable way of saying something like,

and I hate that we're rehashing this again, nah, but that you did not like the sneaky link comment and I apologize for it. I was like, that is the worst way to take accountability. What you should have said was, well, last year, you know, I realized that, you know, in my effort to sort of be little fun, add little sauce to it, I said the sneaky link thing and it really came off sounding like I was

accusing him of something much worse than I was. And I feel terrible because I think that really impacted both like our interactions and could have really sullied his reputation in a way that I was not intending. I just wanted to point out that, you know, Chris was doing some, you know, Ashley perceived Chris doing something sketchy. And then I said, you know, it's funny cause I had a moment that I thought was like a little sketchy and that was it. But by me trying to be kind of a little funny or whatever, I brought it to a new place. And I apologize for that. Like that's what you were, that's what she should have said.

But instead she was like, Oh, I heard you didn't like when I said that. So I apologize for it. Even a simple, even a simple, I'm sorry, it would be better than all that horse shit that she just spewed out. I mean, that was crazy. So, um, next, uh, clean from As You Go says, it's triggering to watch a woman who accused somebody of sexual assault speaking on sexual assault, talking about the PAVE event. And Andy's saying, I thought it was sad

that you made a powerful moment about your issue with Giselle who never accused your husband of sexual assault about, you know, sexual assault about, you know, that you use that at such an important event, basically. And Gisele goes, fa-sa! And Gisele goes, but she did accuse him of sexual assault multiple times. Okay. Now here I go flip-flopping in. She technically didn't. I mean, Candace just takes it too far. I mean, I wish she could just say she insinuated that there was sexual, she insinuated that he, she, he forced her into a room and all of this stuff.

The insinuations were there, but she says he did accuse her of sexual assault, which I think her case is not even though I'm on her side on this one. It does. Cause she, cause Giselle did not do that. Giselle absolutely did not do that. I think Giselle, Giselle was being like cheeky in a way that was not appropriate. And you know, she tried, she sort of suggested he was being, um, you know, like Hansi or Electris, like Michael Darby ish. And you know, and so Candice rightfully was like, don't put that,

like do not put my husband in the Michael Darby category. He is not like that. But that's very different than, than saying that, that Giselle was like, he sexually assaulted me. That's like a very serious, serious thing. My opinion has always been that Giselle used sexual assault language. She used coded language to get people to come after Chris in a certain way. Right. So I think that that accusation is true. But to say like, she accused him of sexual assault is like one step too far. It's like just when you're so mad that you exaggerate

a tiny thing that kind of hurts your whole overall point, I guess is what I'm saying. And then Candice is like, she said, quote, he made me go into a hotel room. And I was like, I did not say that. And then clip of her saying exactly. Oh, it exactly. But here's what makes me crazy. They show the, they show the clip to us,

but Andy doesn't say you did though. What does he say it? I think maybe he does say it. I think he did say it. Yeah. I don't know. We're not there yet. It's sort of, it still takes a moment to come up. So, um, Andy is like, well, Wendy in a court of law, is that considered sexual assault? And she's like, well, NECA is the lawyer. Do you even watch this show, Andy? Come on, Andy.

He's like, I was looking at degrees. I was looking at degrees. Yeah, and she has a different degree. Okay, well, I just wanted to say, if we're not gonna do that, then as a family therapist, Wendy, what do you have to say? I'm not a family therapist either, Andy. Okay, as someone who's really into facials, Wendy?

That's Wobbin, actually. Do you even know that I'm on this show, Andy? So, Nekka, who I don't think she does this sort of lot anyway, by the way, she's like, mm, I don't think it amounts to sexual assault. No. Um, so then Mia's like, well, he didn't touch her. He didn't say anything inappropriate. And then Candace is like accusing my husband of forcing her into a hotel room. And this is where Giselle again, it's like, I never said he forced me and I never said it. I never said it. I never said it. And let me say, let me say this. I was like, I don't, let me have the last say in this as a fence. The fence would

like to talk. Okay. We can wrap this up because we need to be respectful of the survivors. Absolutely. And she says that basically words do matter and they should pay attention to that. So Giselle's like, I didn't say lord, I didn't say force, I didn't say anything like that, which I mean she did. And Karen's like, well, you know, the words are not actually sexual assault, but like I understand where you're coming from. And Giselle says, I said he asked me, period. And Candice is saying, well, you implied sexual assault.

And she goes, no, I didn't. So Karen's like, but you know, it's the fact, she says it's not the implication, it's the fact that she says, it's not the implication. It's the fact that people are left to draw their own conclusion, which is the implications. So I don't know. Karen, be quiet. Karen, this is not your thing.

She's riding the fence on implication. Karen, this is not your fight. Yes. So, so Giselle's insisting that she said that Chris asked her to go to the room Giselle's insisting that she said that Chris asked her to go to the room. And, um, Neckha is like, but Giselle, can you say right here that Chris did not sexually assault you? Like maybe that will make her happy, which I don't, I'm sure, I'm shocked that then Giselle didn't just say absolutely. And she didn't say that,

but she goes, no, what I've said and what I've said was that the man asked me, asked me to go into the room. So Candace is like, well, I don't want to hear what you think you said. And she goes, and I said, he made me uncomfortable. And Candace is like, it's on tape Giselle. So then there's some back and forth, like Giselle's saying, I never lie, blah, blah, blah.

Candace is calling her a liar. And then they're going at each other for this. And now Giselle's like, oh, so now it's name calling time? Oh, right, now it's name calling time, liar, liar, name calling time. And so they're like, did she, so Candice says, did he force you into the room or not?

And Gisele just keeps going, name calling time, name calling time, so here we go. It's just more- Ultimately, yeah, and then ultimately Andy says, well, in an interview bite, you did say made me, Andy coming in very late in this. I mean, it's just going on forever. And then, so Andy finally comes in with that and Giselle denies it.

And Andy's like, the producers are saying you did. And Giselle's like, no. So then they put it up on screen. Giselle saying, absolutely fucking saying that. Yeah. She literally says, last year I told your husband, I told you your husband made me feel uncomfortable because he made me go into a bedroom and close the door.

That is what happened. So she literally said he made me go into a room. So Wendy is saying, okay, Candice, if Giselle holds herself accountable, what are you willing to hold yourself accountable for if I can subscribe? And Andy's like, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad I called on a botanist for this one. I'm not a botanist either, Andy. So Candace is like, I can hold myself accountable for the response. There we go, accountability inspires accountability. When did you know that as an accountant?

I think the appropriate response, no one's gonna take the responsibility that they should. The appropriate response is, I got pissed that Giselle accused my husband, use sexual assault allegations and trying to ruin my husband's life. And so maybe I went too fucking hard against her. Okay. If I went too hard, then okay, but it's not okay to do what she did. Okay. Yeah. It's shocking that they didn't have a sit down because I think like they

could have really had actually a heart to heart where Giselle really said, listen, I got caught up in, I got caught up. But Giselle won't even admit it at all. Even a little bit. That's what I'm saying. Like she should have Giselle, like it's not cool that people are doing death threats to Giselle and her daughters and it's not cool. And I understand by by the way, it was a really mean thing when Candice was like, she said something about like, you use your hysterectomy for a story and you're white looking, this white looking whatever. I understand why Gisele was offended to the core, just as I understand how Candice was offended to the core by what Gisele did. But Giseelle was the one who started this so Giselle I think should have sat down and said I've done like a nice apology to Candice for

over embellishing her side of the story So then we see a flashback to Candice Exploding it Giselle to reunion saying you sit up here with your privileged white-looking ass And you think you can say whatever the fuck you want and no one's gonna bat an eyelash. And so she says, she apologizes for using those words to describe her and I'm sorry that your children have dealt with death threats.

And Giselle says, but not randomly, not randomly. And she's like, okay, but I do not take responsibility for the death threats because we have all received them at the hands of things that each of us have said. But I am sorry that you got them. I mean, it's like, well, that's what we call in the first chair progress. My right care, my right care.

I wanna point out that as someone in the first chair, I do receive a few more death threats than the rest of you. It's just a burden of being here. Most of them are from Gordon now. So Ashley is like very desperate to like, to dissolve any conflict or tension. She's like, oh, it's a starting point. Yeah, we had starting point.

This is all going really well. I was like, no, this is barely, this is not a starting point. This is the most reluctant accountability. These women have just like given up a few morsels so they can claim that they were accountable, but this is absolutely nothing and nothing has healed or helped. Yes. So that's where we leave. It's frustrating, you know? So then I have to fast forward through a little bit of this because I can't. So now they have to like say nice things about each other or something. So, because he's like, Karen, you claim to be neutral.

And she's like, well, for what's right. And if something's wrong, then I'm not neutral. I'm not neutral, I'm an angry fence when I need to be. So it's like, well, you're always coming for Robin. What's that about? And she's like, you know, that's something Robin and I do very well with each other. So he's like, Robin, can you say three nice things

about Karen? Well, no, she doesn't have to. No, this fence received enough praise from its friends Chain Link and just Chain Link. My best friend is Chain Link. So, what hate? Let's be honest. You know, I'm in a rough place right now with Stone,

but you know, so Karen's, so. He prefers to be called a wall. You're still a fence. Let's be honest. So Rob's like, Oh, okay. Uh, Karen is witty. Uh, Karen looks great for 60 or 40 or 30 or 20, whatever her age. She looks great. Um, and she's a great mother. There you go. I love that they all do that. And she's a good mother.

She is also giving birth to people. So all do that. And she's a good mother. She's also given birth to people. So there's that. I really respect how she keeps a fax machine alive and well in her house and cordless phones. So now Karen has to do the same thing and she can't do it. And she's like friends with Giselle, that's true. She's intelligent, so that's, she really is very, very intelligent. Very intelligent. Although the secret thing is that she's actually dumb as rocks, but only a dumb as rocks person would believe that they're intelligent. That's the irony of calling someone dumb intelligent. She's not intelligent with color choices or fashion at all really in any way or money.

She doesn't make intelligent choices. Nor does she have any sort of analytical capabilities. Nor does she have any curiosity about the world around her as Evelyn Spy, her frequent use of the words, I don't care. But aside from all that, she's very intelligent. And she's very strategic. They're like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. She goes, but overall, very nice, very nice person to other people, not to me.

And so Robin's like, whoa, wait a minute. Then you tell me this, if your friend, someone that you had a good friendship with took to social media and went on Watch What Happens Live and repeatedly told the world that you were in cahoots with other people to plot on her husband. Would you be okay with that?" It's like, oh God, Robin. Well, that's been done to me

and I'm still smiling with each and every one of you and that stone quote unquote wall. And Robin, who has been trying to convince everybody that Karen's been cheating for literal years goes, no, it's never been done to you. Shut up, you fucking hypocrite Robin, Jesus. Oh my God. It's been done to me in another shape or form.

I mean, my point is, you know, rise above it because my object is always going to bring the best of us to the viewing audience. I just want the best of all you ladies for the viewing audience. That's why I'm here. By the way, did you hear that Mia was sleeping around with the rapper? Did I already mention that? I did.

So now Robin's trying to come for Karen and Karen's like I'm not on trial here Robin. You are! She's not evil. She can't look at things objectively with me. Oh, okay. I'm sorry Robin. I have because I have a problem with the one minute you're putting a boombox on the table. I love Karen describing Bluetooth speakers as a boombox. It was a first, next thing I know you're typing at your compact computer, next thing you're putting a boombox on the table.

And next thing I know, here comes a big band to get your point across right in the center of the table. That whirled to really add something to say that day, did it not? And then next minute you're calling my name out on Andy Cohen's program to tell your story. But then you're sitting on the side of a curb crying and wanting me to take care of you, Robin. There's chicken shit bingo to then do. What do I have to say, Robin?" And Robin's like, "'See, you don't hump the fence when it comes to me.'"

And she's like, "'Well, you've got to give me something to work off, right? I'm not a fence who can just improvise good qualities in other people, all right?' She goes, "'I am the fence. I will work with you. Come to the fence. The fence is here for you. Let the fence do things for you,

but you have to work with the fence. Come on now. Oh gosh. So Karen's like, she goes, yes, there's a picket fence, but had you come to my farm, the girls would tell you I built an 80 foot fence, eight feet high, because I am the fence. What?

Karen's getting so lost am the fence. What? Garen's getting so lost in her metaphor. Really? This whole fence thing, she is just stuck with it the whole season as she just keeps on going. It's the strangest thing we've ever seen on The Housewives. Someone insisting that they're a fence.

Yes, so they break for lunch. And then Mia is in her dressing room and she's on FaceTime with Ink and Gordon's there and she goes, oh, Gordon's here. Say hi Gordon. Gordon's like, oh, hey, what's up, man? What the hell? Yeah, and Ink is like, hey, you got that black going on? He's like, yeah, gotta represent. Alright, well, I love you, Inc. I'll call you later, bye. I'll see me in the first seat, bye. I love you.

He's like, love you more, love you. Gordon's right there. Oh my gosh. It's so bizarre. So then they move, they go back to stage and start the Inc. conversation. And Mia said that she got a penthouse apartment in Washington. Okay. And it's very small, but she's happy. And that's all that matters. And where's Gordon living? He's got an apartment in Charlotte, but he is going to be moving right across the street in his own

condo. All right. Well, that's strange. So let's talk about Mr. Inc. You two were high school sweethearts. So why did you break up? And he's like, well, he went to Atlanta because he wanted to pursue his career in radio. And I wasn't willing to leave my job because I knew it would lead me to a first seat someday. And at the time I was still in school. And then eventually the distance like took its toll. By the way, why are you telling this story like it's the notebook or something like that. You know, you guys were in high school and then you graduate high school and you went in

two different directions. It happens to like 99% of most people in life. Um, so has she been in touch with ink the whole time she's been with Gordon and she said, well, here and there, but nothing's hearing us. There was only one occasion that we didn't talk, talk." And she was with G. And Wendy's like, uh, Mia, can I say something about that? And I'm just telling you this full disclosure because I know who Gordon is talking to and what Gordon is saying. But one of the things that Gordon said was that Ink came to your house and was

trying to take away your son because he's the father. Wow. Does Ink think Jeremiah is his son? And Karen goes, girl, I am done. This fence has just been blown over. I'm on the ground. You can hump me all you want. We've officially gone too far for this fence. All right. Mia goes, yes he does.

He does think that Jeremiah is his. And he's like, he does? And Hesh goes, still? He's like, yeah. Ink thinks that Jeremiah is his. Did you get that for the trailer? Okay, great. Why does he think that Mia?

Because you told him, that's why. What the fuck? Mia is so crazy. I'm loving Mia. And also I would like to credit us both with saying in the very beginning, Mia was amazing casting. Because I feel like everybody's like,

fuck Mia, she's, not everybody, but a lot of people are like, why is Mia even still on this show? This is why, okay? This is why. You just knew, you just had to know, looking at Mia, there was something like this show. This is why, okay? This is why. You just knew, you just had to know, looking at Mia, there was something like this there. How mad is Mia that she hadn't started a burner account

to make fun of her castmates? Because she's sort of, she's a little bit on like a Monica trajectory in terms of a mess, you know? How do you mean? In a good way, in a good way. No, she's way better than Monica. I mean, Monica, I think would have outlasted all the stuff that ended up happening at the end of the season

had she had all of this going on, you know? Well, I think Mia's a little bit more savvy than Monica is. Like, Mia knows when to hit the gas and when to hit the brakes. And Monica was just all gas and went over the cliff. Yeah. So anyway, thank you all for listening. That was the end of part one of this reunion. Thanks for listening. And we've got a whole week of recaps, so make sure you are subscribed on

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