Watch What Crappens - #2379 Crappy Hour Live 4/1/24: Kyle and Morgan Wade Baiting, Teddi VS Wendy, RHOP Firings, Porsha VS Simon

Episode Date: April 3, 2024

It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm not gay bashed while he was getting those glasses, by the way. I was gay bashed. These glasses. I went, I went through the worst time of my life to get these readers. But I don't know. I mean, things are good. I'm back from New York. I had a really fun time there. I did get to Ghost to Chicago musical. I saw Ariana perform. She did a really good job. I mean, I don't think that it's going to be anyone. I can't imagine anyone from Bravo doing as good a job as Ariana on Chicago. I mean, she actually, she can dance, uh, she can sing,

she's a triple threat and she was, you know, and she was acting, she did the whole thing very well. Like I never saw. She can also threaten you, which is great. I'm watching, I'm watching the Vanderpump rules, uh, screener and she can actually threaten as well, which I believe makes her a quadruple threat. Yeah. I mean, it was weird because before she came on stage, she actually stopped all that jazz and was like, if anyone here is following Tom Sandoval,

you have to leave this theater. And I was like, that was a- You're fucking dead to me. I was like, that was a really strange breaking of the fourth wall. I actually saw, so it was really fun. She honestly, she did a really great job. I never saw any of the other Bravo people,

like Candy or Erica or Lisa Rinna on Chicago. So I would have loved to have been able to compare and contrast and be like, she was the best or she was second best because I love ranking things and ranking things. But RIP. Well, I wish I could compare everybody against Mary Lou Henner, which is who I saw play the role in Las Vegas a long time ago. Was she Velma or was she, what's her face?

No, no, they're all Roxy. All the stunt castings are Roxy. They don't just let anybody off the street play Velma. That's why the Velma in there has been on there for 30 years or whatever. They're not getting rid of her. Velma was great. And the actress who played Mama,

when she was doing, like at the end of her big mama song, she was doing these runs that were outrageous. She was like, yeah, elevating the mama role. Love it. Yes. I did get it. People are asking if Countess Luan did that show. Absolutely not. She did not. But she was, it was rumored that she was asked, but I think that she started the rumor, right? She, when Luanne was like sort of at peak popularity, I mean, she sort of has been at peak, but like when her cabaret thing was really blowing up, she was like, well, I'm not supposed to say anything, but word on the street is I'm joining Chicago,

but you didn't hear it from me. And then the producers were like, no, we're not, no, she's not part of this at all. But they were like, yeah, no, that's absolutely not happening. I was, in the second act, the second act was ruined for me a little bit because there were four senior citizens in front of me

that got drunk and they started to talk. And so like, it was really bad. So of course, you know me, I'm not afraid to let out my shisher. And so I was like, shh. And then that didn't work. So then I was like, shh. But by me doing that,

I empowered the two women next to me, who were I think probably from like the Bronx or Long Island to start shushing the two old people that were in front of them. And so then, but their shushes were very like, we're, we're New Yorkers and we're shushing you. So they start going, shh. And then one lady goes, excuse me, would you please stop talking right now? We're trying to watch this show. We're trying to watch Ariana. And these old people just looked at us like we're crazy. And then the people in front of me. So there was like two in front of

me and two in front of the people next to me. So they were handling this too. So they were just kept on talking. And so every time I shushed, they would just keep talking. They were like talking Russian or something. So then I like tapped the lady in front of me on the shoulder, which I probably should not have done because like you can't put a finger on someone, but I tapped her on the shoulder and I go shh. And so her husband turned around and scowled at me.

He just stared. And I was, so when he stared at me, I then put my finger up and like, I went shh, nip it into my face. Like, like don't stare at me like I'm doing something wrong. You're the one talking. Like I paid a few hundred dollars for these tickets and I'm in the second to last row. I paid a lot of money for a shitty seat and you're going to be angry. You're not a great theater kid. I'll tell you this much because your answer should have been she had it coming.

But this guy's going to, he's going to try to stare me down when he's the one ruining it as if I'm the one doing something wrong. So then of course I was like- Yeah, I remember that time those ladies talked through our whole show and we kept telling them to be quiet. And finally I was like, take them to the back. Like I yelled at them and tried to get the, I didn't even kick them out. I just had them move to the back. And then they at them and tried to get the, I didn't even kick them out. I just had them move to the back.

And then they stayed after and waited until they were last in the line and then sobbed. And we had to like sit there and comfort them. I was like, I have to comfort you. You little fuckers, you get out of here. Yeah, and so I was basically, this all happened and I basically couldn't even pay attention to give them the old razzle dazzle

because the entire time I was thinking like, that was great, I shushed them. But then I was also like, now what happens afterwards? Are we, if you said something, is he going to try to say something or what's the end? You push a fucker down the stairs. That's what you do. Listen, that's why people beat up senior citizens so much. Okay. We're frail. We're very, very frail. But then I grew to enjoy them. Push them down and hope he doesn't drink his milk.

I grew to enjoy them because they were down and hope he doesn't drink his milk. I grew to enjoy them because they were really drunk and the old lady was like, she just was like talking back to the screen essentially because at one point, there's one part in the second act where I think Ariana goes, a boom, and the old lady goes, a boom. I was like, that was kind of, she's having a great time, why am I so fussy right now?

Let's all have a good time. That was my experience. Okay, well you heard it here first. The review of Ariana in Chicago is that Ben yelled at an old person. So. I can't wait till they put that on the fucking poster. I'm like, I have a job to do here.

I have to report back to the podcast. And if you're talking, I cannot be experiencing the full Ariana experience as Roxy. So. All right., what else is happening? Let's see. So, we all heard the news that this network does not learn its lesson. Now, we all know that because look how long they kept a lot of these. Look how many people they're bringing back from cancellation and how long they've kept some of these people employed. Now, this one's pretty egregious, I think. They are bringing back the Real Housewives of New York reboot, which great. I mean, I think, listen, I think everything deserves at least two seasons.

Pete Slauson I agree. Jared Slauson But they are changing nothing. They're changing nothing. Pete Slauson Nothing. Jared Slauson They're bringing back everybody. They're even bringing back Sai. Pete Slauson Yeah. Jared Slauson They're bringing back, they're back Psy and they showed some kind of like trailer or something with Psy eating. She's just eating and looking at everybody. Like that's still going to be her thing. She's going to be eating as her personality. And then they announced

that Jenna will not have to talk about her relationship. So I get another season of Jenna fucking crying about her fucking eyelashes. You kidding me? Come on Bravo learn a lesson for Christ's sake. Yeah, I I agree. Oh by the way, Nikki tan Thank you. I knew there was a piece of information we had to talk about how if we talked about Karen's DUI We should talk about that. But um, anyway, I We talked about it on Potomac. Oh, we did talk about okay. Never mind. Yeah, but um, I agree I think that like the fact that there's like no changes whatsoever. That's just wild because like, okay,

I know Jenna is like a marquee figure because she's already famous and she's kooky and she is stylish. And I think Bravo's just excited that that like she's part of the franchise, but I don't get why size there. I don't get why Sai is there. I don't get why Sai is back. I will be open. I really am gonna be open to season two because I know they probably have learned some lessons. I think they... I think hopefully they are hungry to make a splash.

But yeah, how do you have the exact same... And then that stupid promo where they're all on the phone, they go, hi, is it there? It's there. It's there. It's there. It's there Rony. It's there I'm like get the fuck off my screen with this. What does that mean? I don't know. Is that slang? It's there I think it's supposed to be like should have been I like when they usually they're like remember when Kyle learned how to say On fleek. I think it should be like that. They should just be like, not it's there, not it's there, not it's there.

Like what does it mean? Our Real Housewives of New York, it's there. We're that girl. Are you that girl? Are you that girl? We're that girl. I think they're trying to make a thing happen. I mean, is it their way of saying like, is it there?

Is the cast there yet? Did they, like, you know when people say like, it's not quite there yet. So now they're like, it's there. It's a reference to the Tribeca scene. It was a reference to the Tribeca scene. Well, I like that they're referencing in the first movie neighborhood.

It's based on the conversation between Jess and Erin about Tribeca. Guys, if that's your most iconic scene, that's sad. That's what I'm saying. Tribeca is there. Tribeca is there. Okay, okay, everybody. Thank you for telling us. That's really sad that we need audience members

to tell us what that's referencing. That's how much we loved the first season, okay? We write 20 pages of notes per episode and we still didn't know what the hell happened. I know, but it was also very much like that promo was very much like Roni, because you have Jenna being like, um, is it there? It's there. And you have Jess up there like,

is it there by the Montessori school? And then you have, um, freaking Brinn, who's like, huh, it's there. Just a little bit closer, a little bit closer. I'm there. Uh. Mare, just a little bit closer, a little bit closer. Mare. Okay, so that's that. A lot of people in here are saying, did we watch Vanderpump Villa?

I did not. I didn't know that it even started. And we've got too much to cover. It's one of those things I don't wanna watch until we cover it or unless we're gonna cover it. Cause I feel like I watch those shows and then we're like, oh, we should cover that. And it's four weeks later. And then I have to watch until we cover it or unless we're going to cover it. Because I feel like I watch those shows and then we're like, oh, we should cover that. And it's four weeks later.

And then I have to watch it again. And I'm not watching that twice. I'll tell you that right. God damn. I'm not. Yeah. It literally premiered today. So we have not had a single moment to watch.

I mean, we actually did have some time we could have watched it, but I was I cooked lentils instead. I feel like that was better for me. Also, like, I think I don't know if I can handle two Lisa Vanderpump-centric shows at the same time. That's like a lot of florals. I love Lisa Vanderpump. What are you turning?

What the hell are you? One at a time. One at a time, you know? That's, that's, I need it. No. I need one Lisa at a time. I need all Lisa Vanderpump all day long. I don't care.

I want her to star in Grey's Anatomy. I'll watch that shit. I'll tell you one thing. I've been hearing from a lot of people and I meant to do this and I just didn't get around to it. A lot of people are saying, yes, season one of buying Beverly Hills was total trash. It was an awful show, but apparently season two,

it's there. No. Apparently season two. It's there. It's there. Everyone is losing themselves over season two. No, I have not read anybody losing themselves. I'm not giving you that.

I refuse. I'm bitter about that show. I hate that show's guts. I hope it dies. And those daughters are annoying as fuck. I know we're not supposed to come against the children. They're not children anymore. The children are not me, okay?

Except people should. I can't listen to them talk. They all do the cart. They do the Kardashian thing, but it's their own brand. You know, not me, okay? Except people should. I can't listen to them talk. They all do the, they do the Kardashian thing, but it's their own brand, you know, where they, they're like, you know, if we're gonna be a powerful family, we should have our own stupid voice trademark. And so they all do the Kyle, you know, like the Kyle act. Ugh.

I can't believe they even treat me like that. I am losing first. I can't listen to it. I'm sorry, I can't watch it. I will not. I will take one for the team and later this week, I will aspire to watch some of it. I'm not, but we can.

I would love to watch Vanderpump Villa at some point. Come on, please. What? Danny. Oh, I don't know. Please be alone with me. I don't know, it's off. Let's think. We could also trade notes. You can watch Vanderpump Villa. I don't know, it's off. Oh, let's, let's, we could also trade notes.

You can watch Vanderpump Villa. I can watch Bye and Beverly Hills. And then we can have like a, let's like murder, like my favorite murder where they was like, hey, do you want to hear about this murder? You can be like, hey, do you want to hear about this? No, I want you to enjoy the murder with me. I don't want to just tell you about the death

and destruction. What do the people think? What do the people think? Vanderpump Villa. They're all saying yes, of course. They want to watch it. They want Vanderpump Villa. watch it. Okay, so they're saying, agree with Ronnie, I agree with Ronnie, oh my God. It's overwhelming. They're just flooding in. It literally never did. So what are you talking about? Okay. So what else happened? So Jeremy

made a comment recently about his sister, Ariana, on something, some podcast. What was it? Who's on something? I don't know where it was, but he said something about- Yeah, he was on something, saying something. Isn't this a good gossip show, guys? This is why we don't do this every day.

So basically he was saying that he hasn't talked to his sister and if she doesn't talk to him, then he's gonna have some things to say about her. And basically getting, you know, a little thready. And this guy's a thirst bomb, you know? He announced he had his engagement party at Jax's studio city, if that tells you anything about this kid. So, this is an Us Weekly article where he addresses it. He says, why haven't been talking to my sister and Scandival are two totally separate things. Jeremy exclusively told Us Weekly.

I just want to clarify that I haven't talked to my sister due to me having to stand up for my fiance. His fiance? That guy found somebody to marry him? Is this picture? Oh, the Lord. I thought that was our is that Ariana? No. In this picture? Who? In the picture that you put on that's Ariana?

Yeah. Standing with him? Oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's at the engagement. That's it. That's it. James's engagement party and wherever. Yeah. Yeah. So, he cited interactions between Ariana and his fiance, Rachel. Okay, well maybe don't marry someone named Rachel. Yeah, how about that?

What kind of branding of your fiance? Seriously? I would love to know what happened, why there was this, like I feel like this is when your sister needs you the most and like, you know, or like your sister is rising up and you're going to have a falling out with her. You know, we have to assume it was Jeremy's fault, right? Because he's the one who already,

uh, he already, he already gotten to everyone's bad graces, but based on that wedding story he had famously. So I already assume this is Jeremy's fault. story he had famously. So I already assume this is Jeremy's fault. Yeah, I assume it's Jeremy's fault too. Also, because he says things like this, there have been some small microaggressive gestures. Oh, really? There were microaggressions, really, Jeremy? We're going to go there. Wow. It's about time someone stood up for the microaggressions that a straight white male with blonde hair has to suffer. Yeah. So that's him. I hope they don't make up. He's like, I've reached out to her in December saying, I love you so much. I'd love to talk to you soon. And then she never opened it or responded.

So shrugged. I tried. By the way, it looks like he's marrying his mother. No offense, but this looks like, I don't know. It looks like he's marrying James' mother. There's a picture of this. Oh yeah, I see. She's got some, she sort of looks like a mixture between Bethany Frankel and Jules Weinstein. You're right, that is, she's a mashup face of those two. And he looks like he's proposing in a tent city.

There, I'm gonna say that about Jeremy. So he doesn't look like he's doing great. I'm just gonna say that. Is he standing in front of a vase of baguettes in one picture? That would actually make me like him. And you're right, I approve of his wedding. I hope these kids are happy for the rest of their lives.

They are posing in front of a vase of baguettes. So. I didn't even know that was possible. I'm the ultimate flip-flopper, okay? No matter if it's Ariana and whoever, the choice is between, the choice is bread. The winner is bread. I'm gonna need a photo of you and Dan

in front of some sort of like stack of croissants The choice is bred. The winner is bred. I'm gonna need a photo of you and Dan in front of some sort of like stack of croissants or danishes or I don't know, just a loaf of some sort in order to move the needle back. This pendulum has to swing. R. Simone says, microaggressions, that's called having siblings. That's how we communicate.

Thank you. That's exactly right. I went on a family trip this weekend to Arkansas with my nieces and my sisters and my mom and my dad, and we all stayed in a big rental house together. And at one point my niece said, "'My mom said you're being mean to her.' And I said, that's because I'm her brother,

and it's not called being mean, it's called being her brother. So stay out of my fucking business, how about that? Jesus. It's like these kids have never learned how to love their siblings before. Yeah. Wow. You know, speaking of Ariana, she is, I'm sure everyone's heard by now, but she was announced to be the new host for Love Island USA, which I'm just happy about this. Mainly because Sarah Highland was so God awful at it. I don't know how she was cast in the first place. She was so awkward and strange and uncomfortable,

I felt on that show. It made it actually mean not wanna watch the show. So I'm really- Is that her vibe though? Yeah. Isn't it like the girl? And I think she has love cause she's with the guy from The Bachelor,

the bartender from Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, right. Yeah. Not Wes. What is his name? I forget his name. God, I used to recap that show. Anyway, him, she's with him, I think still. Sarah Hyland. But she's got like an autoimmune disease or something. And I don't know, she's just like got that vibe. Like she's, she has a lot of tired issues being tired and stuff like that. I read a big article where she was talking about

the effects of this, which obviously I'm not gonna make fun of that. I'm not making fun of it. I'm just saying like, she has kind of the vibe of the girl who's staying inside while she's talking about a show of people who are always outside. And that's always kind of made me like her. Because I really like that in a host, someone who just refuses to participate. It's like, here's a show about a beach. I'm going to stay here

inside and just watch everybody run around in bikinis. And then announce who's getting sent home because they're not hot enough. I think Ariana could be a really interesting choice because Ariana will be like, I'm gonna need all the girls to stand up here and the boys are gonna choose who they'd like to couple up with. And before you do this, I just want to remind everyone that you guys are all probably lying to each other and there's no such thing as real love. And check back with me in 10 years when you find out that this guy's a fucking cheater. Okay, now who wants to fall in love? Yeah. Um, but you know, maybe that's, maybe that's what it needs.

I don't watch that show. Um, but I support it. You know, I mean, yeah, get your, get your check. She bought a $1.6 million home. So, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial.

So what else is on here? Um, well, let's talk. Do you want to talk a little bit of Beverly Hills stuff? Some Beverly Hills, or Beverly Hills and Beverly Hills adjacent stuff. Pun intended. Um, first of all, Beverly Hills, the latest season of Beverly Hills was like their highest rated season ever, which is sort of surprising, but uh, I guess crazy. I don't believe it it. Yeah. All their housewives posted on their grams. They were very proud. And then there was this- But are you sure it wasn't like, hey, this is our highest rated season since COVID on Sundays between Tuesday and Friday? You know how they do that sometimes? They're like, this was,

Real Housewives of New York, they announced, Real Housewives of New York's premiere was the highest rated episode in two years. I was like, oh, wow, higher than the COVID season. That's crazy. I can't believe that. Pete Slauson Well, either way, they're all boasting about how well it did, probably in part because there were rumors about Kyle. And so a few days ago, Kyle Richards, here she goes again, she posts, save a horse, ride a cowboy or something like that. Right, a cowgirl. Cowgirl. Save a horse, ride a cowgirl,

she posted on Morgan's Instagram, just gaybaiting, just some more gaybaiting. Kyle, who's also been all over Amazon Live, her new fucking spot where she goes to complain about things on Amazon of all places, is nothing holy. Do I have to listen to Kyle bitch on fucking Amazon? That's my safe space. I know.

But she goes on there and she's like, the cast was just inhumane to me. They were just inhumane. Like asking about my marriage, I mean, that was subhuman behavior. And then two days later or whatever, she's like, ready cow girl. Yeah. Like, were you not getting enough attention today, Kyle? Cause that's something that's not included on Prime Kyle. Yeah. She really, again, I think that this should be something that we're all celebrating. We shall be like, yay, Kyle is living her best lesbian life

right now. She's finally getting to be her real self. She's. We shall be like, yay, Kyle is living her best lesbian life right now. She's finally getting to be her real self. She's in love. But the fact that she is, again, at best queerbaiting and at worst, just sort of hiding her real life, despite being the champion of being open and honest, it's just very frustrating.

You know what's even worse than queerbaiting? Queer boring, okay? You're pulling all queer people into your boringness. You know, and now when people meet me and they don't know any other gay people, they think, God, gay people are real bitches. And that's the disservice that I do to the gay community. Once they don't know any gay people and they see you,

they just assume we're all boring, which is worse, Kyle. Okay, just get out of here. You're not invited to our table. Ow. Once they don't know any gay people and they see you, they just assume we're all boring. Which is worse, Kyle, okay? Just get out of here. You're not invited to our table. Out. Yeah, when people meet me, they're like, wow, gay people have very long sentences that never end. They're like, wow, gay people really have bad vision.

Well, I didn't know gay people got so angry at older people, old Russians at theater. Gay people are so mean to senior citizens. Actually, I think that one is not just me. I think that's like, I think actually a gay thing is to shush people, but like, you know, like, shut up, you bitch, shh. Son of a bitch.

Okay, I do not yell at old people. I will shush. I mean, unless, except ones that I'm related to. Well, I mean, you. And then I only yell because they can't hear me. And I say things like this, do you want to die alone, mother? You know, stuff like that.

But just cause she, you know, she can't hear me as well. I just want to say, I only shush people who I feel like I could take in a fight. So old people it is. I can't take an old person to a fight. They'll beat the shit out of me. They've been through wars and stuff. Well, let's see how they deal with me frantically slapping

while I squint my eyes closed. Okay. Okay. So highest ratings, Kyle, gay baiting. And Ben Midler made a tweet the other day saying something along the lines of, oh my God, is it too late to join Beverly Hills? I mean, to get paid for fighting? Count me in. You got to love Bette Midler with a current joke. Babe, it's year 13. Have you just heard of the Real Housewives? For Christ's sake. Do I want her on? Yes. I think she could

be the new Dorinda, Just getting sloppy and screaming at people for like littering on the freeway and shit. She would be wonderful because she is too famous and too wealthy to actually give a shit about what any of these people say. She would basically be like Rinna in Rinna's first season. When Rinna came on to Beverly Hills, it was shocking. I remember at the time, I was like, I can't believe they got Lisa Rinna

because she was like an already established famous person who's on TV. This was before it became actually more normal for like established celebrities to come on to Beverly Hills. So it was like that first season Rinna was just like, whatever, this is a job. I don't fucking care. Let me just make everyone mad. It'll be hilarious. But then of course she got sucked in. But I think that Midler could, she could like do a season one Vanderpump, you know, where she's like, I'm just in such a different tier from these women. I'll just, let's just fuck with them, you know? Yeah. So there was a tweet today also. Um,

I was at by it wasn't Bravo by gaze guys. Who was it from the creamed corn thing? I have to read the comments here. So there was a tweet, like a spoiler tweet, and that's not a spoiler. What's wrong with me today? Okay. I can't think of anything. A blind, a blind tweet where it said, this is not an April Fool's joke. There's a huge divorce coming in the Bravo world. And I'm not going to say who it is, but she loved serving her man creamed corn or something like that. Now, I don't remember who serves their man creamed corn, but I don't remember. Cream corn on Bravo. That's like all the things that Bravo celebrities like to stay away from carbs

and creams. Yeah. Um, but everyone's guessing it's candy and Todd. I can't imagine that it's candy because of course I started falling down that rabbit hole and Candy is at Legoland right now with Todd. And I feel like she wouldn't take Todd to Legoland if she didn't love him, because where's a perfect more place for Todd to be? I feel like that's the only place Todd can go

and just feel at home. You know what I mean? He feels like tall and in charge, fucking Lego land. And he can also use it as a set for his new movie. He's like very quietly shooting something. It's like the past part two, but like it's Drew Sidora having a secret lesbian affair, but like all the sets are Legos.

Wait, somebody said, they're saying now it's Marge from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge makes creamed corn? That I can't tell you, but. I New Jersey. Marge makes creamed corn? That I can't tell you, but I have the hair of- I can't imagine Marge making creamed corn. Well, you know, in the trailer, it looks like there are some issues. Someone said there's something with Marge and creamed corn.

Somebody screenshotted it. Okay, Ben, talk. I'm going to search Marge creamed corn. See, here's the thing. I feel like the creamed corn thing in a blind, if someone's going to search Marge creamed corn. See, here's the thing. Like I feel like the cream corn thing in a blind, if someone's going to drop that, it should be something like iconic that the person has done. I don't think any Bravo Liberty has done anything iconic with cream corn unless-

Marge just had a screenshot. Marge did it. Hey, Sassy. I'm okay. I Marge had a screenshot about cream corn. Well, I, I am concerned because when I saw that trailer, I was very concerned about Margaret going down that path. Joe is not happy. Um, you know, she's, Margaret has had a rough few years on the show and maybe the roughness is coming from her being unhappy, but also, you know, one thing that was in the trailer,

you know, Marge's Jan, Jan passed away. And then Joe says that Margaret hasn't been the same since Jan passed away. So maybe she's like, maybe she's going through it. Okay, so Sammy in the comments says, Marge had a creamed corn recipe. Oh, creamed corn creme brulee recipe. Huh, well there you go, who knew?

Well, I hope that's not true. I mean, who's gonna tell him what shirt to wear? That guy's gonna be a damn mess. Yeah, I'm very concerned about Joe and his sea foam shirts. Like when will he know when to wear it? He'll probably do it all wrong. Yeah, how is he gonna match patterns? It's gonna be crazy.

Okay, what else is on here? Teddy versus Wendy was a fun one. Yeah, that was- Did you see that? Yeah, I just saw that. That's wild that Teddy, if Teddy thinks she can take on Wendy. Teddy's such a dummy. Come on, Teddy. I love it.

Talk about creamed corn. That is Teddy's brain. Talk about creamed corn. That is Teddy's brain. Talk about creamed corn. That is Teddy's, like Teddy does sort of look like creamed corn, right? She's definitely got the personality of creamed corn. I mean, is there something with Tamara and Eddie in creamed corn?

Like, I just creamed all over my corn. Yeah, we have sex. You can still make me cream my corn, bitch. How much we're still in love. Okay, so, um, Teddy Mellencamp. Okay, so Dr. Wendy posted a screenshot of her DMs and it is Teddy saying, Dr. Wendy, hope you're well. Your reunion performance should definitely be taught in Housewives 101. Laffy face. Would you be able to come on to teasing a pod with me and Tamra next Tuesday,

March 7th, we'd love to chat with you. Hi, I'm Teddy. And then Dr. Wendy posted that and said, got it. You at Teddy Meldenkamp just wanted my attention. Hashtag hi Karen. And then like gives a waving hand hashtag RHOP. Why? Um, wait, but why is Wendy? Is there a greater cause to this? Why is because Teddy and

Tamron, their podcast, they were talking about the season finale and Teddy was like, yeah, Wendy should be paused. They should pause when they should put Wendy on pause or something. So Wendy, Wendy went back to her DMS and got a DM of Teddy asking her to do the podcast and she was, oh, really? So you just wanted my attention. Hi, Karen. Well, that was a long time ago in Teddy's defense. This is how much Wendy sometimes. Listen, this is how much Teddy sucks sometimes.

I'm actually on Teddy's side on this one. Yeah, I'm pretty bad. That's not easy to get'm actually on Teddy's side on this one. Yeah, I'm on Teddy's side about that too. That's not easy to get me on Teddy's side, Wendy. It's like, Wendy, we just had to watch a season of you get into a fight about shrines. Okay. I think Teddy is in her right to say, maybe Wendy should be on pause. I think like Teddy has earned that. Okay. So then Teddy's response is, hi, I'm Teddy. Got what? That I wanted you on our podcast before watching the season. Notice that's when the DM stop. You would think with four degrees,

you would come up with something more original than Karen. It's actually not a bad clap back either. I have to say. Yeah. Well, I'm not, I'm not going to stay on Teddy's side. It was a terrible visit. I hated being there for even a second. So fuck off, Wendy. And I think a lot of people agree with that. Wendy could use a pause. She's, half that cast could use a pause, let's be honest. Is it possible that Dorit and Pique are creamed corn? They kind of look like it.

Like if you put them together in a bowl. Pique wishes he had the color of creamed corn. Or he could never. That's my goal. All right. I've spent literal summers sleeping outside and Barbados in the summers hoping for that color babe. Babe, babe. Let's how about this, babe?

Put me in a bowl with a lot of cream and then just dump the cool and right on top of me. By the way, I just saw a commercial that is using take my breath away. And it was sounded like our impersonation of it. It was like, welcome to Pechanga Resort. It was like, take my breath away. I forget what it was for. Oh gosh. Okay. So how about we talk about some more Vanderpump rules news. Let's do that. I have to hand it to Rachel. This girl really can just keep it going. I can't

believe she's still making a podcast literally about cheating on somebody and she just shows up every week and records it. Like, she keeps finding new ways to talk about it while still not doing this. I mean, I'm not saying she's great. I'm just saying, wow, she can keep talking, which to us is very impressive, you know? So, Fancy Drew posted today, Rachel's manager does not believe Ariana found out about the affair when his phone fell out of his pocket that night at TomTom. She shares her unpopular opinion on Rachel's podcast. So, I listen to this clip, it's her manager, and she's like, this is not going to be a popular opinion, but I don't really even care what people think. I think that Ariana didn't find out about this because

of a dropped phone. I think if you have a partner and you think things feel sus, you look at your partner's phone. That's it. So she must've looked at her partner's phone and then her saying that he dropped the phone. That is a huge lie. You heard it here first. Now, I don't know who this lady is or why she's yelling about this or what her point is supposed to be. So what if Ariana found out in a different way? I don't really understand like the accusation she's making, but she's yelling and she's going off. And I do know this much about her. She's a terrible manager because she's sitting here talking to Rachel on a podcast instead of Rachel being on the highest rated show on cable. So-

Yeah. Do better, do better manager. You saw, it's time for you to go back to your shift at Sue plantation. I don't know what's going on with you right now for her to say, Oh, like, okay, we saw, we saw the video of the night that Ariana found out, right? And there was footage like, uh, like an hour before of at the event, smiling and cheering. I guarantee that if she had seen this video ahead of time, she would not be at that event, event, smiling and cheering. So this lady, whoever she is, uh, she is like,

this is, this is a bunk theory. It's just, it's also a stupid theory. It's also like, it's like a, who cares about this theory? Like who cares? Even if she's right, what does this move the needle on for anything? Well, they're saying that she, I guess the point is, if I have to try and work it, like give some credence to this, it would be that she knew about it

and she wanted it to be more dramatic for the show. So she pretended she found out about it while Rachel happened to be on watch what happens live and then it became more dramatic because she knew it was with her to punch her in the face. I mean, I don't know. This is the length that Rachel is going to to make herself not the villain in this. It's not the villain. That's Beth and don't forget Bethany is pulling the strings on this one.

This is all Beth. I mean, Rachel's doing some strings,'t forget Bethany is pulling the strings on this one. This is all Beth. I mean Rachel's doing some strings but like Bethany Bethany is still trying to advance the reality reckoning and take everyone down and It's just well brought massive fail a broad commented and said he can't he commented on the Instagram post This was posted on Vanderpump, Vanderpump recaps, Vanderpump rules pod, Craig over at Vanderpump rules pod. Hi Craig. And he posted, damn, I would have thought by now Raquel would have gotten a better PR,

but apparently her PR just wants to leverage a working relationship. For what, clout? Don't ever come for Adriana. No, don't ever come for Ariana in this situation, you callous C-word. Wow. He number-signed out the U and the N, but he went there. He did go there.

It's there. It's there, guys. Brock is there. It's there. Guys, Brock is there right now. Guys, Brock's combat more exciting than almost all of the last season of Rony, to be honest. Can't wait to see Uber take another can of coconut milk. Hashtag truth.

Hashtag truth. I mean, I just think that like, I just, the Rachel thing, she is, she just needs to move on. Okay. This is not your healing. This is not your side of the story. You've told your side. It's out there. It's documented, write a book, but this is you're just being, you've changed being exploited by Tom to being exploited by Bethany. And now now you're just have your manager on as your guests. I mean, what's, what's next? Your building manager, your is it going to be like your Uber driver? Like who is, who is next on this show?

She could the Uber driver knew and didn't do anything to help Ariana, which makes Ariana guilty for me fucking her boyfriend. I wanna introduce everyone to Frenchy. She works at the Hallmark store and I went there today and she sold me a card and I was like, you wanna come on the show? And she said, I don't know who you are, but sure, I'll be there.

So here she is. Thanks, Frenchie. Have you been following the Real Housewives of Atlanta stuff? First of all, Candy's out, which is crazy. So we talked about that, I think, last time. A bunch of people are out. Candy, Marlo. Sonya.

Sonya. Sonya. No, Sonya. And now, Portia's back, Portia's in, but oh man, Portia's life really blew up. She might be back with us now, right? Maybe, but here's the headline. Simon demands Portia Williams retain texts with mystery men. Kelvin Owusu-Ansa. As if the divorce battle wasn't messy enough, now we have a new character to the story. His name is Kelvin.

You're probably wondering, who is that? Well, we're trying to figure out the same thing, says Reality-T. According to Radar Online, the great French publication, Simon has demanded the courts to have Portia retain her text messages with Kelvin, and he wants her to keep text messages from her sister and a woman named Karen McKinney

and her income and financial records. Listen, a man demanding that you keep a filing cabinet, that's a first for me. This man just wants organization. That's what he wants. The temperature is really going up on this Kelvin person. Get it, darling. Kelvin.

That's for my chemistry friends out there. A little Kelvin. What is that? It's a Kelvin. I'm stupid. You can't make references like that to me. Like what? Kelvin is a unit of temperature. It's like Celsius or Fahrenheit, but Kelvin is like, Kelvin's like the OG. It's like zero Kelvin is like the coldest. It like doesn't get any colder than zero Kelvin. Like that's it. And everything else is sort of based off of Kelvin's, kind of like the original. Kelvin's always new people coming into Porsche's stories. Yeah, because while Simon leaves us all scratching our heads with his latest court filing, Porsche has accused him of violating their prenup. According to their agreement, he was supposed to vacate their home within 30 days of a divorce.

But he's sent a cease and desist to those filming the next season. And he's saying that she can't film in the house and she can't film the kid or whatever her family stuff in their house. Plus demands she turns over passport texts with producers and much more. Wow. And they're saying, Orsha Williams accuses a strange husband, Simon of using the media amid divorce bad, well, yes, who would have thought? What's it there for?

I know, who would have thought? Saying, like no one knows who Kelvin is, but there's an African sports broadcaster whose name matches the one in the court documents. So this is just, like the men that have come in and out of Portia's life have been very fascinating over the years. So if she's cheating with Kelvin, this is what happened with his previous wife, Phelan, right?

Wasn't she sleeping with the pool boy or something? Something like that, right? I don't know. I think this is another kind of open relationship type of situation, because that's happening a lot to this guy. I'm just trying to work it out in my mind. All I have to say is I just,

I can't believe that Portia and Simon weren't a forever couple given their storied romance and how they got together. I don't know. I'm, I'm intrigued because last I heard, I thought that Portia was getting back together with Dennis, but now that there's this potential Kelvin person in the mix, it's just, it's, it's wild. And my fear is that she's not gonna talk about any of it on the show.

That's my thing is like, if Portia's coming back to Atlanta, I want her to talk about all this stuff. And I want her to be like an open book. And I'm afraid she's not gonna be open book at all. Well, I guess time will tell. Just in case anyone's wondering how Leah's doing, she fucking loves OnlyFans. She went on the Sophia with an F podcast and said she was initially hesitant to join the platform, but rapidly realized it was great for her. I fucking love OnlyFans, she said.

This is great. It's a wonderful platform where people aren't censored. They don't have ads in their face constantly. They don't have negative algorithms pushing bullshit. I feel supported. I'm making money. I get to express myself. It's fun. I love it. I'm being creative on it.

It's dope. Two weeks later, I'm suing OnlyFans for encouraging nudity. This is a platform that is exploiting people. You know that's what it's going to be, right? Like, you know that that's it's going to be. Right. Like, you know that that's, that's what's going to happen. Yes. They are exploiting me. Yeah. And also, did you hear about, um, Bethany Frankel says she was punched on a New York city street in a random attack. Apparently in New York city, there's this, uh,

a punching epidemic where people are just like going up and punching women on the street, which is horrific. And Bethany says that she was one of the people who was punched. Is that wild? Yeah, that's crazy. What is she saying? So she said, um, this is insane because it happened to me a few months ago, but I was embarrassed to say it. And I was on the Upper West Side, insane. I was taking video of a bakery. I'm sorry. That's not laughing at her getting punched. It's just very weird. That the setup is not what I was expecting. A hundred percent, by the way, feel like you're trying to set me up with the story. So go ahead.

No, no, no. Get that out there. I feel like communication is important. No, no, no. So she says that she was basically like punched while she was, while she was doing this and that, um, and then there were some people online who were like, Oh, she's just trying to like hop onto this trend. Cause like there are people going on to tick tock saying I was punched, but I don't know, I'm not going to actually question Bethany on that. I think that like, uh, she says, I believe that Bethany was,

and that's just absolutely. I believe Bethany would have been on her TikTok immediately going, Oh my God, I just got punched. And so I tried to offer the makeup and they sat on while you're fucking use makeup. And I said, it's not used. Why does people keep calling it used? I opened it. I opened it. So that's that everybody.

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