Watch What Crappens - #2394 Crappy Hour 4/15/24: Babies for RHOP and RHOSLC, RHOM Divorce, and Casting Shakeups

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hi, I'm Misha Brown and I'm the host of Wondery's podcast, The Big Flop. Each episode, comedians join me to chronicle one of the biggest pop culture fails of all time and try to answer the age-old question, who thought this was a good idea? Follow The Big Flop wherever you get your podcasts. Much what crap happens, much what crap happens, much what crap happens Who cares what happens when there's so much crap happens Much what crap happens, much what crap happens, much what crap happens Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap happens Hello everybody and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hi, Benoons. Hi, how are you?

Good, tell me everything that's been going on in your lifestyle. What has been going on in my lifestyle? I've just been overwhelmed with all this Bravo news. By the way, I'm getting a little bit of an echo on your end. I don't know. It's a disaster. And I think your Instagram just fell over.

I'm dying here. And I think your Instagram just fell over. I'm dying here. Anyway, while you get while you're dealing with that, everything it's been wild. This is this is gonna be a great crappy hour today. Like the more news that we have to report, the more technical difficulties we always have. But there's so much to talk about. Stuff is breaking. Stuff was like broken hour ago.

Like this is like up to date news. And I love reporting as if there's actually been like a presidential election or a high profile murder when it's just like crap on Bravo. But there's been so much that's been going on. It's one of those days where you're like, I love being a Bravo fan because all this gossip is so ridiculous and so silly. Let's get into some crappy hour stories because really no one is here to hear me

bitch about electricity. Some really big stuff did happen this week, but some of the smaller stuff is super funny. Katie and Sheena are in a new Applebee's, is it Chili's? Chili's or Apple? Chili's. I think it's Chili's. Yeah. It's a Chili's commercial, which is pretty cute. It's for an espresso martini. And that was pretty cute. Did you watch that?

I haven't seen that, but is Lisa Vanderpump going to be furious that there's like an alternate teeny beverage that is being hawked that's not a pump teeny? It's not a pump teeny, it's a chili's teeny I haven't seen the commercial because I don't know the commercial is out I had heard they were doing chilies do you if you send me a link you know I could do you want to take a look see now it doesn't really want to describe it okay well they're doing it kind of in the style of a

reality show like they're giving their diary room sessions, you know, being kind of snotty. And then there's a normal guy who's like, yeah, that's a great new espresso martini. And they're like, what are you being, why are you interviewing him? And Katie says, he's not even famous. And then that's kind of that.

But the Katie and Sheena stuff that's really fun is they were talking to us weekly, the podcast, who we love. Hi over there. How are you doing? Hi, it's Danielle Garibaldi. I haven't talked to you for a long time. Yeah. But we like her. She was talking to Sheena and Katie and she was like, basically, why is Lala going scorched earth on everybody? And Katie, who is now in a Princesses Long Island set as her set, because she's in an apartment now and she does her things. The backdrop is her headboard and then it's a pillow that says K, which is so Princesses Long Island, right?

Does anybody remember that show? Yeah, very much so, very much, yeah. She's like, how, man. So she's got that set now and she's like, you know, I don't really understand why with Lala. Like, I mean, sometimes like, I thought we were doing good because we've both been through so much and I don't really know why she's upset. First of all, could someone slap Katie on the back and make sure she's okay?

Because she sounds like she's choking on a spirit, okay? What's wrong with her? Okay. Then Sheena answers, the lady's like, so Sheena, what do you think? And Sheena's like, well, really? At the reunion, Lala was just really upset because she wanted to come to the reunion, and she wanted everybody to be honest. She really wants people to be honest. Lala, the virtue, the paragon of honesty. She's soft now, guys. She's soft. I don't know, hey. Lala is soft now.

Yeah, she really wants everybody to be honest because whatever conversation she's had with us off camera, whether it be about Ariana herself or something about her at the sandwich shop, she just wanted everybody to be honest at the reunion and that didn't happen with some people. So I guess Katie has been talking shit about Ariana or venting to LaLa. And then LaLa is mad that she tried to throw Katie

under the bus at the reunion, but Katie was pretending she didn't know what she was talking about, which that's Katie's right. If I talk shit about you, it's not for you to bring it up on national television. What's the point of having friends if I can't talk shit? Yeah, I agree because didn't Lala unfollow Katie and Sheena or something like that. Yeah, she had a big unfollowing thing

So I think this is like Lala has way this is what happens with Lala her stories get overshadowed or they get usurped by other people. And so then she has sort of like a late season crisis where she's got to do something drastic to try to like, to maintain, I won't say relevance because like she's still relevant in our Vanderpump rules world

But I think that like she's like I thought that like I'd be breaking the internet by now scs So I'm just gonna like unfollow some people scs Yeah, and then first of all, she doesn't unfollow people she unfollow lies them. Okay, let's get that Let's get the branding right get them unfollow long I'm unfollow line you it's softly she And unfollow-la. I'm unfollow-lying you. Softly, softly goes. Yeah, someone asked her, I don't know,

these people are literally on every show ever. Every time I'm scrolling Instagram, they're on another podcast or something, but someone asked her, oh my God, did you unfollow Shana and Katie, or did you unfollow Katie and Ariana? And she's like, yeah, well, you know, I'm really a stickler about numbers on my Instagram,

and I really like to see like the same amount of followers that I'm always following, which is very Stasi. Remember when Stasi was always trying to say it 666. She's like, she always wanted to be at 666 follow following or whatever. And so she's like, and so they just didn't fit into the numbers, but that's all it was. It was of all the people, there were 664. I don't know how many numbers she has. It's not 666, but I'll just go look. Let's see how many followers Lala Kent Instagram.

Let's look at the desktop applications. Okay, we're gonna see the softer side of Lala's numbers right now. Okay, so she's following 224 people. What, is she like a 227 fan? Is that what you're gonna try to tell me? Sorry, it's in honor and our model of Gibbs. I cannot have more or less than 227 followers.

And right now I'm actually at 224, which is a little off brand for me. You know me, when people come to my Instagrams, I just want them to say, hello, Lala. There's no place like home's doodoo's when your family's surround you ain't never alone. Sk.

Okay. So in other news, lots of, we can get to some bigger stuff now. I guess people are showing up. So let's do it. Let's get to some big stuff, huge stuff. So Bravo, today I was complaining on the show. I know it's a shocker to you guys. Complaining? What? I was complaining about Potomac as we do when that show's on. But we're talking about that one today and

I was saying, Bravo never learned this lesson. It's been years and they should have known this last year. They needed to change. They didn't do shit. And look at all these shows. They need to change. And then look at, it's almost like they heard me early because the changes, they are a common. People are just getting slaughtered over there. I mean, Jesus Christ, people, I didn't mean mass figurative murder. What the hell are you doing? Now they're just firing everybody. They're like, bye, you're fired, you're fired. Bye, Robin. Bye, Candice. Well, I think Candice quit. I don't think she was fine. Bye, crystal mean cough. Sorry. It's a circle of

life. What I think Candice was fired. I don't think she quit. I mean, I think that Candice was checked out. But I think she also knows where the check is. She's checked out. But she knows what the check is, which almost sounds like a cool saying but not quite. And especially since she has a baby coming, I'm sure she was like, this could be a storyline. And it's like, also you have another mouth to feed.

And there's only so much money that a duck quesadilla can bring into that family. So I don't think that she was fired. But I don't think that she was fired, but I don't think that she quit. I think she was probably fired in this case. Someone on here just said, Bravo even said that Candice left, but Bravo doesn't always tell us the truth. Bravo usually does that.

We must believe in the politician. You know what I mean? Andy also comes on at the, Andy came on at the beginning of the Potomac season and talked about what an amazing season it was and how we're all gonna love it. Like it was a new fucking iPhone commercial. So I don't know that we can always believe him.

I don't know. I don't really care that much, but I was watching her on an interview today with Chris, her husband Chris, and they were talking about how she's Pragueese, you know, because she's pregnant, so congratulations to her on that. But she's pregnant and they were saying, she was saying that Bravo told her that they wanted her to come on and be less vitriolic on the podcast, on the, on the reunion and not fight so much. And she made it sound like they were saying that just to her, but you know, we all heard at the beginning of the reunion, Andy was saying, make up like everybody needs to like make up your season sucked basically.

And so they were like, well, do you, do you forgive everybody? And she's like, I am so far removed from the situation at this point. And we have so much going on in our lives and our family, you know, Candace giving her big long pause answers. So I don't know, that made me think, oh, maybe she was fired because I thought she quit this whole time. But then that answer was very like, it's not even bothering me, not even a bit. So an old queen at a bar once told me that like almost any time, almost across the board, uh,

the Bravo liberties are fired and they never quit. They always are fired and Bravo will let them say like, Oh, I quit. I decided to leave yada yada so that way they can save face. So I would not be surprised that that happened with Candice. We don't know. You know, on the one hand, I think pregnant Candice would have been hilarious. She would have been a monster, but on the other hand, she also, you know, she would have had a lot of cliched things. Like, you know, she would have had so many interviews where she'd be taking like her triangle and being like, this person inside of me, this like this living thing.

I now I'm in charge of it. It needs me. And it's like, you don't know until you're pregnant. It's like, yes, Candace, welcome to being pregnant. You're saying everything that we've heard a million times on TV. Well, I'm taking it extremely personally that we don't get to see Candace's prego season because we have been predicting what Candace is going to be like pregnant for years, four years Candace's like, I don't want a baby, and we've always said the second she gets gets a line on her, nah, nah. And we've always said the second she gets a line

on her pee stick, it's a line or a plus that you get. I don't know, I feel like it's very confusing. I think it's just like two lines. I don't know, you get something on your pee stick. You do that with your vagina. Is everybody? You get Ariana's face saying, you're in danger, girl. You're in danger, girl.

So she peed on the, oh yeah, we've been predicting that she's gonna turn immediately annoying mommy, you know, like our friends that, not that mommies are annoying, but you know what I mean, just go over the top with like, suddenly they've got like the stick figure family on the back of the minivan, you know, like the back of her Lexus would be like,

a stick, a stick with a brown dick, and then, you know, a little baby stick, like in a thing. Like, oh, but this car is finally a home or something like that. There's, I mean, the question is, from Candace being pregnant, do we, we should also mention that Monica Garcia is pregnant and she announced her pregnancy at six weeks. She has like a secret boyfriend who's like 27 or something like that. Right? Like there's some messiness as usual with Monica and she announced this on a podcast of some sort, I think. I heard it was on a podcast. I only trust Reddit with all things like that. And apparently she's, because it's all her right now, right?

There's a ton of articles about her and her pregnancy. And people are speculating that the guy she is impregnated by is the guy who worked at the snowboard shop that she went to for a scene with Heather, which people really have such good memories, but the fact that they're, oh, I know who it is. It's the snowboard guy. Their chemistry was undeniable. Undeniable.

So I don't know, that's a lot of kids for her daughter to be raising. I'll say that much. That poor little girl, the oldest daughter, does she need more? Can the girl just get through high school without you adding another baby to her roster? And then you've got the mom over there, starting fights with her still, Linda going off about it and saying that Monica's never home, Monica travels all the time and her daughter is raising the children. It's like, well, yeah, but it's called being a working mom

too, I mean, Jesus Christ, I say leave them. If you've got them, leave them. Leave them there, it's the only way they figure out how to do anything by themselves. How do you think I know how to make a quesadilla? I got left alone with a bag of tortillas and some cheese one day, you know? So back, going back to Potomac confirmed,

Robin confirmed today that she was in fact fired, she is out. And then there's also- Hold on, wait for everybody to recover from the shock. Hold on, hold on. Is everyone okay? Is the ski instructor impregnating Bravo Lubs okay? And then the other story that is not confirmed,

but the articles are popping up, is that NECA is out after one year. Yeah, that sucks because I just predicted today that they were gonna keep NECA and get rid of Wendy. And now it's not that I think NECA deserves to be kept. I thought she was not great. And she should have been fired the second she said unpacking party. I'm like, oh, goodbye. That was really bad.

Wrong brand, ma'am. Wrong brand. You need to go to the U-Haul network. This is bullshit. But anyway, I just thought they would give her a chance, but they didn't. And that's okay. But one day, come on, keep on going. Part of it's like, oh my God, stop the slaughter. And the other part of me is like, well, all right, keep it up, don't just drip it all out there. As long as the pink slip machine is fresh, let's see who else we can get on out here. Yeah, so that's the other big rumored firing.

Oh, but one thing about that, sorry, I just thought of this. It actually is smart because Wendy, I think, has been... First of all, we liked Wendy her first couple of seasons. I think it's just gone so badly for Wendy that it's been miserable for Wendy, and I think the audience, a lot of the audience, I can't speak for everybody obviously, but we used to really like her. And I think actually it might be good getting rid of the teammates of these people

because she doesn't have Candace anymore and Giselle doesn't have Robin anymore. So it's gonna force them to interact. So maybe that won't fix it. Who knows, it's not a terrible move. I call that big brother theory, where you take out alliances, you take out the side people of the alliance and then see what happens. Of course, the other part of Big Brother theory is that then they have to hang off of greased up

hot dogs in a backyard for as long as possible. So that may not apply here. I have to say also just a shout out to Emily over on YouTube who regarding Monica's baby daddy, she said, I was hoping it was the server who put Mary's pizza in a box after Mary told Monica to not eat pizza. He's like, I'm not gonna let you have this pizza back until you do something for me. Okay, so now what do we have?

We have also, what else is there? Oh, oh well, you know Peter. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Oh well, you know Peter. Peter didn't mean anything bad by it. Blink blink blink blink blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish, blink in Spanish. Oh well, you know Peter.

Oh, so big, big news in the world of Miami. Oh, so big, big news in the world of Miami. Just when Lisa Hoxdeen was getting ready for a third go at the divorce storyline this season, here comes Alexia, here comes Todd. Todd dropping the bomb on Alexia, filing for divorce. Apparently she was not expecting this and she's been,wellino rattled. She wrote on Instagram the following thing, which of course I'm pulling up. I did not

have ready. Okay. So she wrote, Owellino Peter, I am shocked and heartbroken that Todd has chosen to dissolve our marriage. I will take comfort in the fact that my friends and family will be by my side as a true star would have such people around them During this difficult star on star like time. I'm praying for better star times ahead Alexia gosh That's sad. I mean I guess yeah, I'm actually kind of happy for her cuz that guy's Deranged okay, because fucking deranged she needs go, she needs to get away from him. That guy's crazy.

He's not just like that angry and unhinged on TV. You know what I mean? Like it's worse in private. People are worse in private, they're not better. So he's terrifying. And here's the trend. I'm not really sure this Bravo trend of we're all shocked and blindsided

that we're getting left is... How are you all shocked? Alexia, how are you shocked? Todd was freaking out all season last season and not coming to parties and furious with the show and furious with you for hanging out with the people on the show and saying nobody's there for him and accusing the show of like hurting his business. I mean, just the paper rattling alone on the Instagram. I mean, the man didn't seem well. And also Peter, I blame Peter. That's who I blame for this.

I'll bet Peter caused some shit, started a fight, and Alexia stood up for Peter. And Todd was like, you know what? That's what it was. That's it, that's it. I've had it, I have had it. Taking care of this kid makes worse sense than buying the house over renting. Yeah, I said it, I have had it. Taking care of this kid makes worse sense than buying the house over renting. There, I said it.

The good news for Alexia is that she's due for some- Oh my, I have a statement to make. As do I. Please stop. Other version of me, please start the statement. Please stop. Okay, I will stop. Dear Alexia, Peter and Frankie, it has been my honor that for the past three years I have been able to be your

father figure because Lord knows you never had one before. You three people are pieces of shit in descending order. Number one piece of shit, Peter. Number two, Alexia. And number three, I'm not gonna say Frankie, so you know what though, in advance Frankie, you get a dive of chocolates. Furthermore, to this I say I apologize to everyone, and I love you all. I never meant to call you pieces of shit

just then in the last sentence. I meant to delete it, but I didn't delete it. And that was my fault, and I accept responsibility as one man To another man and by man, I do not mean Peter. I only mean Frankie. Thank you very much I would also say that the nail company here to forth known as Alexia and Frankie snails It's hereby however under dissolves By all the power vested in me by frankly nobody but who cares.

It's my statement. I say, Frankie, you may not have done nothing, but you're too damn huggable to take seriously. Get out of my house. That's it. Now, I just want to clarify, the only reason why that company has been dissolved is because the walls are made of paper and peter peat on them. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappence commercial. 50 high school senior girls descend on Mobile, Alabama every summer to compete for a massive cash prize. It isn't Survivor. It's one of America's most lucrative scholarship

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You can binge all episodes of the competition early and ad-free right now by joining Wondry+. I love a good parasocial relationship with a celebrity who will probably never know my name. I mean, honestly, who knows? Don't count yourself out. But my favorite part about these feuds is how they're ignited by the tiniest things.

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Follow diss and tell wherever you get your podcasts This is Peter's fault I'm telling you right now Peter did some nasty shit and Alexia stuck up for Peter I just feel it in my bones. You know, she is going to ruin her whole life over that stupid kid. You know, yesterday I went to have a salad at a place called Honest Mary's, which frankly, I would never, I would never, I hate it. Not a sandwich, a salad, a bowl. I find the name of that restaurant so fucking offensive. I feel like it's judging me. I feel like my parents are taking me to church on Christmas Eve and they're staring at my reaction. Honest Mary's.

Honest Mary's, like gross. Just because I'm a Mary and you want me to be more honest, like it's just a gross name for a place, but I like the place, it's good. Anyway, there's this guy that works there and he looks exactly like Peter, exactly like him. And I just thought the whole time I was in line, I was like, fuck you for what you've done to your mother. I couldn't help it. And he didn't, he's not even really him. He just looks like him. And then he overcharged me, charged me for two waters. And then he didn't take any blame.

And I was like, you are just like Peter. You are just like him. I suppose this is my fault somehow, sir. Maybe the reason why there was this divorce is because Todd got sick and tired of waiting 30 minutes for Peter to get his entire sentence out of his mouth. And Alexa was like, no, no, it's going to be good. It's going to go to somewhere. So someone go, just listen, Todd, you have to listen. You're his father now. Yeah, that's it. I'm at it. These sentences are too slow. He speaks too slowly for me.

Peter and Katie should date. I don't really know, understand what happened with my mom's marriage to Todd. Yeah, but also I thought everything was going really well. Hold on. Yeah, I think for sure like Alexia definitely like I would not be shocked if Peter is at the root of this. I really believe it or not, I really did believe that Todd was in love with Alexia. But you know, I'm also, you know, I'm gullible like that. I believe too.

But I was pretty surprised. He's in love with, she's crazy making, let's be honest. I mean, I think that he was in love with her, but you know, she comes with a lot of Alexia. Alexia is just a lot of Alexia, you know? I mean, I don't know. I'm assuming Todd didn't do anything horrible. I think that he just went crazy at the,

I think he went crazy at the house, Peter. That's pretty horrible to do, to go. To go crazy? Well, it's Todd, I think his lid just finally popped off. Cause you know all those scenes where they're talking about the insanity that is coming out of Alexia's mouth. Like Alexia just says the most insane things. Like, oh, Peter, he went to, you know, they called the police because of the abusing his

girlfriend. He didn't abuse, he just didn't want her to drive drunk. And he's like, well, why don't you make him take responsibility? He is responsible for saving a girl's life because he didn't let her drive drunk. Okay. You know, I think he tried to apply so much logic to some situations and I think his head just fucking popped off. Also, that's a lot of lies to keep up with. I mean, when you're living in the penthouse of the place you're the property manager for or whatever and pretending it's like your mansion or whatever the hell was going on with that old queen in a bar, thanks. So who knows? I mean, it's a lot. That life is a lot to keep up with. I think these noobs can't take it.

He's just an innocent Staten Island boy. He didn't know what he was getting into. He's used to watching trash barges float by. He's not used to, like, marrying into them. I think that this season on Miami, I think Alexia is gonna blame Adriana. I think she's gonna say, well, you know, if you didn't ask questions, you know,

you made them feel so insecure. If you didn't ask those things, you didn't make them feel bad. You know, you put up, you know, you start rumors on the show that he has no money and like, that's what's gonna happen. So you interfered with my marriage. You know that's what's gonna happen. And then, you know, Lisa is gonna be like,

I understand what you're going through cause it reminds me of what Lenny just did to me last night. And then it's gonna be, she's gonna try to make it all about Lenny, and then Alexis is gonna get mad at her for making it about Lenny because now this is Alexis' divorce storyline. It's gonna be actually amazing.

Amazing television. You know, I think it is because she also had a pretty rough season of going pretty hard against Lisa a bunch of the times. Now Lisa kind of deserved it, but the whole like, why are you still driving Lenny's car around and why'd you put a camera in Lenny's car or whatever, a listening device in Lenny's car? And when Lisa's like, well, so what?

It's both of our cars. What's the big deal? You drive Todd's car. And she's like, well, I don't have a problem with Todd, but you have a problem with Lenny. I mean, there's things like that that are, I think, gonna kind of come back to haunt her. Here's what I'll say. I think Alexia, I don't know that Todd was bad.

I don't know. I'm assuming, but just because he's a man on Bravo, but I don't know that he was bad. But I do know she needs a more criminal kind of, like she, anybody who watched her on Cocaine Cowboys knows that wasn't just love. That was like, she loved that relationship. She loved being in Cocaine Cowboys. You know what I mean? Like she wants a bad ass cocaine dealer. Like maybe not that. I mean, we've modernized, so it's not coke anymore, but I don't know. She wants like

a bad boy, I think. I don't think she wants like a realtor from Staten Island who makes Instagram videos trying to inspire people to rent more. Do we? I mean, Marcus is available. He's not a dealer or anything, but it would just be hilarious. Marcus and Alexia. No, that's a fight. That's a fight I want to see. The Marcus and Larsa breakup. That's what I need to see. Well, as long as she keeps her dirty paws off of Steve, the most handsome man in the cast, I'll be happy because I'm an icon. I have had two non-legally binding marriages to this man. Legal in Scotland. Okay. We get great tax breaks if we Legal in Scotland, okay? We get great tax breaks if we lived in Scotland,

but unfortunately, no. So that's them. We do have really touching news, though, on the relationship front, Ben. Sure, this is gonna touch you. Just as much as this man's limp penis touched so many over the past year. That is, Real Housewives of Orange County

stars Jennifer Pedranti and Ryan Boyajian. How do you pronounce that? I forgot, I don't wanna do it wrong because that's so rude. I believe that's pronounced fuckboy. Fuckboyajian. They are engaged inside his surprise Bahamas proposal. She tells people, this is a magical time for us.

Noting the engagement ring just knocks my socks off. Just keep your underwear on your man, okay? Keep the socks on your under man's, on your man's limp penis, okay? Nobody needs that in our lives. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for proposing to me. I really appreciate that so much.

Thank you so much for doing that for me, Ryan. Yeah, that's, I mean, I think, yeah. I think that like clearly the cameras were there. I'm gonna assume this is probably all for TV and I'm excited for them to have their future divorce. I don't know. Let me just say Jen made history, probably history. Well, no, I guess Shannon did it first, nevermind.

And it was the same show. But anyway, I was gonna say, she almost made history by getting a colonic on national television. This is grosser. Yeah. This is grosser than watching you get poop flushed out of your system by Shannon's magic poop-o-mentor. Okay.

Also, we didn't mention, we should have mentioned this during our firing segment, but as of like an hour and a half ago, Crystal Kung Minkoff fired from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You did mention that actually. Thanks for being here. You did? Your own show.

Yes. Did we talk about it? I don't know. Oh, it was lumped in there, but you're right. It deserves more. What do you think about it? Yeah, I think we could see this coming. I just remember the premiere for this past season

and where Crystal spoke for 14 seconds the entire episode. Literally 14 seconds. It was timed. She definitely came out of her shell for the second half, but she just didn't have enough of a storyline and the stuff with her brother really was not that thrilling. So it was pretty inevitable, but I actually really liked Crystal and I'm just, you know, it's just like another another person falls by the wayside while Kyle Richards thrives onwards.

Yeah, yeah, Kyle just keeps winning. Crystal, listen, Crystal's just one of those people who needs to constantly be coming against like something problematic. Like she always needs to be like righteously angered about something. And there's just not enough to go around on Beverly Hills. Like you need other things.

Like you can't just be only righteously angered. It has to be other stuff too. But I mean, I think she was great this year going against Anna Marie, cause I mean, what a dick she turned out to be, you know? So it was nice to see somebody call her ass out and not hold back. Cause you know, on Beverly out and not hold back. Because

on Beverly Hills, they hold back. They're all fake polite, even though they're probably the tackiest bunch out of all of them. They pretend they're the classiest because they were the most fake brands, I guess. I don't know. But they have this air of like, oh, we're not like the other housewives, we're Beverly Hills. So it was nice to see Crystal just be like, you bitch. That was lovely. I think she just has to do it the whole year, you know? She can't just do it in a couple episodes, unfortunately. Yeah, she was sort of giving on, giving like friend of energy.

Everyone's by the way, it's been a lot of talk and you even made a meme about it way ahead of time about Hilaria Baldwin. There was talk that what the producers wanted Hilaria Baldwin to audition for. Hilaria Baldwin. There was talk that what the producers wanted Hilaria Baldwin to audition for. Hilaria! Hilaria! Which would be great for us.

I don't think it'll ever happen, but man, that would be great. I don't know, I mean. You think? I think it could happen, why not? And Alec Baldwin, that would be amazing. My God, this is terrible. Someone who's about to go,

I mean, Bravo is getting to that point where they would cast someone who is about to face like an involuntary manslaughter trial on Bravo. Well, you know, I mean, come on. Typicalities. Also, Crystal, I just saw, well, I didn't just see, but a few days ago when this gossip was going around about, you say cucumber, I'll just say, I'll just say cucumber. No, I'll just say it.

Cucumber. When that was going around, Crystal commented with just cucumber emojis. I think it was cucumber emojis. And my vision's pretty bad, but I think it was cucumber emojis under it. And I was like, oh my God, they're going to give Crystal someone to be offended by. I'm so excited.

But, you know, then they got rid of her. But also the other reason I'm kind of looking forward to this is because it's being reported that if she does come on, she's coming on as a friend of Kyle's, which means that Kyle gets her yearly shot at trying to bring on a new defender for herself and to watch the audience turn against this person and completely ravage their lives while Kyle gets away scot-free after they've done all her dirty work.

You know, the usual cycle that we're used to, but I was excited to see Alec Baldwin on the losing end of that, realizing what a cesspool he just joined. Yeah, and you know, Kyle Richards does like to have proximity to murder. So that works out pretty well for her. Yeah, someone on here says,

Hilaria has a lot of mouths to feed and Alec is struggling to find work. That's true. I mean, she's popping out those kids. Someone's got to pay for them. And Alec is like, why would I work when you guys just accused me of shooting people? Alec, like, why would I work when you guys just accused me of shooting people? Alec, you did shoot someone. Oh, so we can't have a bad day? Fuck's sake. Oh, I think it would actually be great

about having Hilaria on is that we would have a battle of New Englanders with global accents. And I think that will be really hilarious because she's from Boston, Dorita's from Connecticut, and they both have European accents. Can we please have the agua con chile water? Piqué, por favor, get me a croissant. Those two throwing at each other, I mean, wow, it's just like deranged privilege white

lady. It might be awkward the first time Dorit says, caucus out. I mean, wow, it's just like deranged privilege white lady. Might be awkward. The first time to read says caucus out. Someone on YouTube said, um, hold on. Where is it? Hilaria. How you say it's so that. How you say, how you say, oh, that's so good.

That's pretty funny. Emily's on fire tonight on YouTube. So you know this, this is back to Alexia. I just forgot to mention this part and it's right in the center of my screen. Oh, hi everybody. This is me close up, isn't it? I have my reading glasses on by the way,

because this is my life now. You're getting reading. I have to move my phone by the way, because this is my life now. You're getting reading. I have to move my phone because it's on the screen. OK, so there was a rumor posted by, was it Bravo and Cocky's? I think it was like Bravo's. Isn't it always Bravo and Cocktales? I feel like they've got all the goss at all times. Hi, Bravo and Cocktales.

Bravo Motox was in here a moment ago. Oh my god, love them. OK, so I think it was Bravo Cocktails. Let's just assume it was. If I was wrong, correct me. They posted a blind about a huge divorce news coming out soon and it's going to be shocking because it's something we weren't expecting. One day the wife was cooking the husband creamed corn and the next day she was serving him

with divorce papers. So everybody's like, creamed corn? Who's this? I think we talked about this, right? We talked about this last time. It was Marge, right? Okay. So look, I'm acting like it's breaking news. Literally talked about it a month ago. But people on Reddit today are like, oh, was that Alexia? Did we ever see Alexia serve creamed corn? I wonder, cause that would be very interesting. It was there. Was there a creamed corn scene with Alexia? You never know. Miami is weird enough that it would. I feel like we would remember a creamed corn scene and I don't understand why we don't remember it. Someone last time said it was Marge because she said that Joe likes her creamed corn or

something. I don't know. I need better blues. Someone says that Alexia doesn't cook and then someone said maybe it was candy. I'm not sure. We're going to have, I thought by now there'd be some eagle eye cream corn, you know, detectives that would have had some good things. Someone said Madison, which is funny. I think of Madison, but they said it was a housewife, I think. Did you see, what was the other thing I was just gonna say? The Jersey thing where Jackie posted a picture of her, Jen Aiden and Teresa, and she's like,

"'Oh my God, it's so great to be here "'with such good friends.'" Yes, I did see that. "'Nothing can replace great friends' or something." So she's just poking some bears. She's going for it. She's going for it. She really is. She's just she's just poke. She's going for it. She's going for it

In music news, we have a double a triple piece of music news First what everyone saw what the world saw which broke the internet was Teresa and Taylor Swift took a photo together the fact that Taylor Swift could be so like like that there by way, congrats to Alexia and Todd for outshining Taylor Swift. You really did it. That's a huge accomplishment. But Teresa and Taylor took a photo together and like, I am still reeling from it. Like seeing like when you saw the footage from Coachella of Taylor and Travis walking through the crowd and you see Louie there chewing his gum, holding up his camera. I'm getting it. I'm getting it, Tree. I'm getting it. I'm getting it. How do you think that picture happened? Do you think Teresa went up to Taylor or do you think Taylor was like, oh my God, I'm such a Real Housewives fan. I have to take a picture with

Teresa. What do you think? I can't imagine happening, that Taylor was like chasing down Teresa, but I don't know. I mean, Taylor Swift does those concerts for, I was just looking at the venue we're going to go see her at, it seats 65,000 people. I mean, that's nuts. So you're telling me you do that every night, you fly to a different part of the world and do that shit every day and you're giving a shit about meeting Teresa. That girl's tired. I think she would just want to go home. I think if Teresa was there, she was probably like, oh my God, don't let it be me. I'm going home.

Please tell her I'm not here. They're like, Taylor, the concert is called Taylor Swift. You're on the stage. I think she would have been like, no, it's not me. Taylor wasn't me. Taylor was my stand-in. I think Taylor had no idea who Teresa was. You could sort of see with her smile

her smile is the smile of someone saying like um I'm trying to enjoy a spice right now and you're interrupting me and you know that Louis was going up to Travis Kelce and was like hey man let me tell you something you got a good woman and we've got a good woman you got to treat her right you got to do all the things you got to be a man you You gotta be a man, Travis Kelsey. You know, he's like, yeah, bro, whatever. Can't take the picture. Yeah, I feel like Louis is probably like,

you and me, we're the same, huh? Me and you, just like. Oh, speaking of snorting and enraged purple face, Jax, wow. We've got an anti-Jaxer on our hands, everybody. Shocker, shocker over there. So Jax came out in, where was this Ben? What did he come out?

It was on his Instagram, I think. It was on Yahoo News was reporting this, but a lot of people were talking about this. So as we saw in the Valley last week, Cruz, Jax, Brittany's son, was having some regression in terms of speaking and Jax is now blaming vaccines. He sort of like trying he was on was on his podcast or was it just on his Instagram? Not sure but like it was his Instagram. It was his. Oh, well, this is from our friend. She said if you're looking for a topic, Jax's social media meltdown over vaccination

causing Cruz's autism, which I don't know if, this is just an email we got. I don't even think it's autism. I don't know. Like autism has not been claimed. I shouldn't have read that. But what, no, it's fine. I mean, but it hasn't been claimed,

but in terms of like the speech thing. So Jax is like, my son walked early, crawled early, even spoke early, and then we got him vaccinated and it all stopped, which has, I mean, so he's like, I'm not saying vaccines are at fault, but like, I mean, you know, then all of a sudden, what else could it be? What else could it be? Well, why don't you let the doctors look into that?

He's like, I did a lot of research, which is always like, when you hear that, it's like, all right, sir. Dr. Jack's, Jack Taylor has done some his research. But yeah, I'm pretty sure it was not the vaccine, whatever it is. Yeah, stupid jacks. Oh, my gosh, just just such a jacks thing to say, like, oh, my God. I mean, first there's vaccines. And now I can't get rid of this runny nose. I mean, what's next? What else could it be? What could it be? Oh, and he also had a big long apology over... He's still doing his podcast with Brittany, which I find hilarious that these two are like,

we're breaking up. Okay, see you tomorrow for our podcast. Oh, see you later. So they're still having their podcast and he was on someone's social media during one of Jack's bars live viewings of Vanderpump Rules, of course. He views Vanderpump Rules, I guess, so he could trash it on a microphone, which on one hand is tacky as hell, on the other hand, hi, that's our job. Could you please get out of my office? That would be great. is tacky as hell. On the other hand, hi, that's our job. Could you please get out of my office? That would be great. But he was saying, oh, I've never seen such a faker show. This is the most written show I've ever seen on television. And going off, and then he got on his podcast with

Britney. He's like, you know, I just wanted to say, like, I just heard something that they said about me, the producer said about me on that show. And I just got real mad. And I just heard something that they said about me, the producers said about me on that show and I just got real mad and I just reacted, but I shouldn't have because, you know, that show's been good to me and I'm sorry I said that. It's just that I was mad because they made me mad, you know, because of course, there's always a reason. It's not like, I'm sorry, I'm an asshole. It's like, I'm sorry that you did this to me. I'm sorry you made me do this. And then Brittany's over there going, oh, Jay X, you shouldn't be so mean to that show. I mean, they gave us our start, Jay X. They gave us your start. What are you with the Grammys?

What are you talking about? Your start. They also gave you your end. Yeah, I think they just gave them their middle, to be honest. People online are saying, which I think is important, that autism can usually present at around the same time as people get vaccines. Someone also says it's normal at that age and it can happen if there's a lot of fighting or turmoil in the house. I don't mean, I don't know if that's medic medically verifiably verifiable or whatever, but this is what people are saying in the comments. Um, all I do know is that Jack's is not a doctor. And, uh, I think that, uh,

you know, making a boogeyman out of vaccines is like incredibly irresponsible. So that's really on brand for Jax. Well, it's right after the Brittany believes in the fake school shoot. What was it? We were talking, we were just talking about it. Yeah, someone was saying,

oh, she's a Sandy Hook truth or whatever. And then we were looking it up and it was a tweet that she had put out a while ago being like, yo, I don't know if this is true or not, but what if for something about Sandy Hook truthers. And so she had to beat that again all this time later. And now he's coming out with an anti-vax thing that come. I know, I mean, this brain trust here, right?

I'm serious, and I hate to say it because I don't always believe it, but poor Britney, I mean, literally and figuratively, it's just sad, okay? God bless it. Did you hear, in other news, did you hear Ali Bali's new single? I did not, but I saw that everybody's dancing around in pink

and it's called like girl power or something like that. So I was like, I need to be in a pretty specific mood for this because I feel like I'm done with I feel like I'm done with Barbie. OK, I put my Barbies away for the season. So how was it, man? I would say a Bravo singles. It was actually it was better? I would say a Bravo singles. It was actually it was better than most of the other Bravo singles. It was actually pretty good for what it was, but it's very generic.

It's it's like sort of straddles that line between country and pop. And it's just a lot of her. She's like out of Qatar and she's like with her kids. Well, not kids like people. Someone just wrote kids pop tune, which is accurate. And she's like, I'm and she's like with her kids. Well, not kids, like people. Someone just wrote a kids bop tune, which is accurate. And she's like, I'm a real girl's girl. I have friends who are girls. I'm just a girl from a small town.

The lyric is like, I'm from a small town. Don't know about these things. I'm a girl's girl. So I don't know, James played Coachella. His dream came true. He finally played Coachella. So if James can make it to Coachella, maybe Ali Ballet is not that far behind.

Oh my gosh. Well, you know, I like her. More power to her. I mean, it can't be easy the life she's chosen. She can actually play an instrument, which is more than literally any other Bravo celebrity who has released music can say. Oh, that's true.

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