Watch What Crappens - #2410 Crappy Hour Live 4/29/24: RHOBH and RHOM Casting Threats, RHONJ Blogger Disaster, Divorce by Bravo, and Biden Gets Jaxed!

Episode Date: May 1, 2024

It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other monday live on Instagram 5:30 PM PSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, how are you? Hi, welcome to your show, everybody. Welcome to our Watch What Crappens Live Bravo Goss show every other week. It's our bi-weekly. You know what?

It's a very liberal bi-weekly podcast. Okay? It doesn't have to choose. It can be some weeks, it could be other weeks, whatever it wants as long as it feels love. Or maybe it just wants to feel like sleeping around. Who really cares, okay? Welcome Ben, what's on your mind today? Not much. I mean, there's so much Bravo gossip

that's just been bubbling up to the surface. It's been kind of amazing. Like the whole world is topsy turvy. I mean, there's all this Dorit stuff that was, there was talk about today Dorit, is she demoted to friend of because of PK, et cetera, et cetera. But then I saw memes and well, I saw something, not a meme, but I saw something that said Dorit confirmed to be returning full time for whatever season it is.

So should we talk about that? Should we talk about the Dorit shit? Well, sure. So this rumor is that Dorit Kemsley will be downgraded, a friend of, if she does not admit that PK moved out and is staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. So our old queen in a bar, well, one of them, we've got a few of them for Beverly Hills.

One of them was telling us during the season that PK and Dorit were on the rocks, that she was spending all of her time in the room and that even with the kids, you know, she acts like she's always there with the kids and everything, but she just hides in her room and she's not really with the kids that much either. I mean, that's what we heard.

And that sounds like depression, so I hope she's okay in 10 different accents. I hope you're okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I hope you're all of those things, Dorit, because it sounds dark. Now, PK staying in a hotel sounds like a delicious divorce because I would have died if Dorit had to stay in a hotel with all of her fake bags and PK was in that farmhouse. I would die. Okay, I would literally die PK is probably taking a bubble bath every single night eating like having little like bonbons delivered to his door Having the full 80s movie version of like look I'm in a fancy hotel, you know

Hello, could you send up? Could you send up some of those a class, I'm in a fancy hotel, you know? Hello, could you send up some more of those éclairs, please, thank you. Yeah, just calling up the bellhop to like play pranks on him and stuff, you know? Or like, you know, putting on a mustache in the bellhop's hat and like taking people's luggage to their rooms, like, hello, you better off. I want you to know, by the way, I saw this afternoon that Berlin is playing the LA County

Fair in May. So maybe we might see maybe PK make an exodus from the from the hotel to the county fair. I mean, funnel cake too. Well I hope they're okay. Dorit, the thing that kills me about this is, you know, his show got canceled, right? He had a show in England that was him going back to going back to work. It's me, PK, coming back to work after being $11,000,000 in bankruptcy in this country. But he went back and that show was a big flop. So the thing that kills me about all this is it seems like it's PK's

decision and that he got annoyed with Dorit and that just doesn't seem fair. I mean I know Dorit's annoying as hell but she's still like I feel like the hotter person should always win. I feel like the pasty older person and he's not even rich like he's pasty older and broke so I feel like he should be nicer to Dorit. What do you feel like? Do pasty people owe more generosity to their partners than hot tanned people? Generally, yes, especially if the hot tan person went through like a severe trauma and then the pasty person just like skipped off to London and then deigned to come back like once every three weeks to check in on his wife. So yeah, I think like the pasty, in this case pasty owes, pasty owes to hand in this case.

Absolutely. Someone in chat is asking me, it was his decision to do what? There's no rumor of divorce or anything, just that he's not there. And the rumor that I've heard, which who knows if it's true or not, this is just shit spelling, okay? It's just bullshit talking. The rumor I've heard is that it's him who's annoyed

with her and not the other way around. So no, they did not officially split or anything like that. It's just, you know what? The streets are talking, okay? And they're cool to say so they just talk around in circles and circles. Okay, another thing happening on this show, and it's also by The Daily Mail, which you know I love because I always feel like Lisa Vanderpump's like, Daily Mail, let me tell you something about Kyle Richards, 55. Please put Kyle Richards, 55, because she's 55. Do you understand?

So the rumor about her is they're threatening her not to be able to come back unless she talks about Morgan White and all the different ways that Morgan likes her shrimp. Do you believe that that's the truth? Here's what I believe right now. This is an on-the-spot conspiracy theory, which is that Dorit may have created the first, may have created this Morgan Webb rumor. She's like, dear male of the daily, I have something to tell you. This is off the record, of course, but Kyle Richards may not be back. I'm sorry, coil. Richards may not be back unless she speaks about Morgan Wade. And then Daily Mail is like, by the way, we hear that you're not talking about that. You're not coming back. And let's talk about Morgan

Wade. And Kyle's like, oh yeah. Well, how about this? Dureet's not coming back unless she talks about PK. So maybe they like set up their rumors to kind of like out each other with their own drama. It sounds like milk toast ass rumors that they would, because that's like major tea for them. But if I don't have to talk about my relationship, she doesn't have to talk about her lesbian one. If I don't have, if she doesn't have to talk about her overtly lesbian affair,

I don't have to talk about my pasty person leaving me. That's it, that's the rule. Actually, the truth is it probably is producers who are trying to get information from both of these women and they're both covering it up. So they're leaking to the Daily Mail because maybe they can't threaten to bench these two. Maybe Bravo's like, no, we're going to be, we want them to be in. So they can't threaten,

but they can start rumors of them being threatened. So like, I can actually, I legitimately could imagine producers putting this gossip out there to make sure that they're, they're star start to play ball more. Yeah, they're not going to, I mean, Dorit, maybe they'll get rid of, I don't think they're going to get rid of Kyle. No way. Kyle's interesting for the first time in like how many years they not going to, I mean, Dorit, maybe they'll get rid of, I don't think they're going to get rid of Kyle. No way. No, they're going to get rid of Kyle. I mean, Kyle's interesting for the first time in like how many years they're going to keep her. So, I mean, even I'm saying it, that's a huge step guys. It's like bigger than people landing on the moon. That was a big step on your part.

That was a big step. Yeah. Okay. Another thing coming out of there, the rumor mill was saying this week that Chelsea Handler is joining Housewives. Honestly, I don't know why anybody would join Housewives. This was of Beverly Hills, because we're vile as a fandom, we really are. We're a bunch of toxic motherfuckers on these Bravo fans, because the news came out

that Chelsea Handler was gonna be a real Housewife and people were like, I quit, I'm never watching this again. If this happens It was like hundreds of comments of people like talking about how they're leaving housewife You haven't left yet. You sat through Anna Marie and you sat through Diana. What's her buns? What's her name David? I was at Diana rig The quit housewives of Diana rig came on here, we appreciate nothing. No Diana.

What I, you know what? I don't remember her last time either, strangely enough. And I think that's okay. I think it's okay that she's forgotten and history, but we know what you're talking about Diana from like two seasons ago, we sat through it. Everyone always talks about everyone always says they're going to protest. Everyone's like, you know what? That's it.

I'm never watching this again. And then everyone watches. Okay. We still do. Just look at, I mean, look at all the people who show up at the, at the sand of all concerts, right? I am going to protest. I will never support that man. Although guys, I'm sorry. Like I know I said I wouldn't, but I'm going to take a photo with him. So like everyone does it. Everyone, you know what? And that's okay. Cause we, we, the two of us are members of the hypocrite party. We understand what it's like to be a hypocrite and boycotts are hard to maintain.

But the point is this, if Chelsea Handler joins, I think Chelsea Handler could be good. I think that she's not afraid to cut through the bullshit. But maybe there might be an element where she thinks her personal life may be more interesting than it is. You know, sometimes there's that thing where people come on and they're like, my kids are like so hilarious. Like my son is like a tennis prodigy.

It's like hilarious. And you're like, not that funny. I'm not saying that's what she would say. Who are you saying? Sorry, I was zoned out. Not because of you, I was reading comments. There's like a, there is a genre of Real Housewives who are very amused by their children in a way that does not translate to the rest of us. Oh right, but you weren't talking

about Chelsea Handler specifically. No, I was coming up with a hypothetical because I know nothing about her personal life. I don't even know if she has kids. Oh, you know who else is like that? Regular people. Like shut up about your kids. Honestly, I'm in the grocery store line.

Like do you think I came here to hear about, like I'm glad you have them, congrats. Love the stick figures on the back of your car. I think it would be better if moms would stop posting the family goal weight on the back of their fucking windows on their car, because that's kind of disgusting and it hurts children's feelings like me,

who are maybe a different body size, okay? So stop that. Also, I don't want to hear about it in the grocery store line. But all of that to say, Chelsea Handler was like, fuck no, I'm not joining that stupid show. Are you fucking kidding? I've got some taste losers. She didn't say that. She just posted it on her stories and said, this isn't true. But in the,

she's like, I'm not that middler in the tone of voice of her text. I heard, I heard it in the way that I just repeat. Yeah, she doesn't, she really doesn't need to join housewives. I don't think she's at that place in her career. I think she's still getting a lot of gigs and stuff. So, you know, again, I don't think we need Chelsea Handler on Beverly Hills. I don't know what Beverly Hills needs right now,

but it's definitely not Chelsea Handler. Beverly Hills just needs to show up. You know what I mean? Like they're always fine. Even their worst seasons. Well, no, their worst seasons are pretty bad. That season they all went to France and Lisa Rinne tried to steal Vanderpump's life

after she got her to quit, where she was like, I'm gonna have my own Rosé. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And they went to France, that was literally the worst. That season was terrible. I remember people were like, why are you even covering this if you're just gonna be this vile every week? Cause I would come on here and just be like, fuck this show.

Fuck these people. I hate it here. I hate it here. That trip to France had a very tense moment, which as we all remember, it was when Kyle saw B in her room in the chateau and freaked out. I mean, like if that doesn't, I'm surprised they didn't do an entire segment on the reunion from that scene. Where in the world is Dave Quinn? Everybody. Everyone's wondering where Dave is. I'm pretty sure you all know who Dave Quinn is. He is the people, uh,

magazine writer. He, he's like the editor in chief. Is he, is he the editor in chief? He's not the editor in chief, but he's like the head, Real Housewives. He's a big person at P-ball. He's a big one. He's a big one. Yeah, text him and see what the fuck. Say we're on Instagram Live and everybody wants to know

if you died or what happened. And if you did die, how did you deactivate all your accounts? Did you have one of those dead man switches where you just disappear and then everything turns off? No, he's not dead. I don't think he's dead or I wouldn't be talking a lot about death today, which probably have a heart attack.

I'm saying I'm on IG live with Ronnie and everyone's wondering where you disappear to anything we can report to concerned listeners. So his story, he posted a tweet that said, or he tweeted a tweet, or he just tweeted, I guess. He asked. He tweeted a tweet. He asked.

He asked. Yeah. And it said, guys, Gertrude Lawrence. I've got the biggest tear in the world coming down the pack. Because you know, that's what he does. Because that's what they do. It's like Addy. It's like, you guys will not believe what the best

come out today, the biggest thing you've ever seen. And then it's like a new housewives season. Like, wow. So who knows what the tea was, but then he disappeared. He disappeared off of Twitter and disappeared off of Instagram. And so people are like, oh my God, did Bravo kill him? Cause there were rumors that Lindsay's pregnant

and that maybe too many people were guessing in the comments that that was the news, but Bravo didn't want it released. And so they told Dave, people are guessing in your comments, you better take down your accounts, mister. And so maybe he did that or maybe he was hiding. And then people are like, no, Lindsay's not pregnant. Amanda is the one showing up in giant blazers.

And so now there's all these pregnancy rumors about summer house, which I think are just stemming from him saying he had big news. I don't think it. I don't know that anybody's pregnant. Yeah, I don't know where the pregnancy thing came from, except for people just assume that is like, I think that people may have remembered Lindsey's schedule from the Stravy days and was like, Oh, she should be trying to get pregnant about now. So maybe that's what the news was. Seems like the timing works on that one. Other rumors for Beverly Hills. I see Tori Spelling's name going around again. I don't

think they're gonna do that. Because Tori Spelling, you know, God bless her heart, but I just don't think anyone finds her interesting enough and like her children addiction, like that woman has an addiction to having children. She's got a problem. She's just dropping them all over the damn place. It's like someone who like eats the tiny tootsie rolls on purpose and just so they have extra trash to throw on the ground from unwrapping hundreds of little tiny candies. You know what I mean? She's littering the world with children is what I'm saying.

And also I think she's maybe a little bit, that show doesn't love leaning into the poor aspect. Well, first of all, the only interesting thing that Tori Spelling has done in the past 15 years is fall on a hibachi grill at Benihana. Let's be honest. Second of all, she that was pretty good. That look how it got me to smile. I smile every damn time. You know, bring her on. I changed my mind. And you know, I didn't know she was just trying to yes and that

chef like that chef was probably trying to toss a shrimp into her mouth. And it was like, the shrimp fell short. But she was like, I'm gonna get this like that chef was probably trying to toss a shrimp into her mouth and it was like the shrimp fell short but she was like I'm gonna get this shrimp and the next thing you know she's laid flat out on the bocce but anyway I do think I actually think that the real issue with toy spelling is that I think that make me laugh so hard God I love that I've missed that story and you know there was some onion volcano that was split out everywhere. It's like you knocked it over.

But I think that she's honestly just, she's too down market for Bravo. I think, cause she's done several reality shows and I don't even know what networks they're on. I don't think they're even on E. I think they were on like We. I think like they're just on, and I'm not, I just, I really don't remember what channels.

I was like Dean and Tori. I don't even like the name of that channel for them. I mean, maybe them instead of we, just them. Them. But I think that like, said that way. Them. You can only refer to that network

as if you were Countess Louette. Them. only refer to that network as if you're a campus, but, but at all, honestly, I do think that like, I don't think Bravo was excited to graduate people from lesser cable networks. I don't think that's like their vibe. I think their vibe is to bring people down from like B list to their list. And, um, and I think that Tori's spelling, like there are so many Tori and Rina shows.

They'll do daytime like Eileen and Rina, you know, and stuff like that. Right, but like people who were just, but people who were just, had a series of reality shows that were on a smaller platform. And if those shows really didn't catch fire, it's almost like Bravo knows, maybe it's not great. Now, by the way,

B Mac and the common says yes to Nicolette Sheridan, which is probably respond to someone else. We've been asking for Nicolette Sheridan for ages and wasn't there a rumor that Eileen Davidson would be coming back this season? The semen. Oh my God. You know, I don't know. I would say, they won't break. No, I don't think Nicolette Sheridan wants to do it. I think Nicolette Sheridan really thinks she still has a shot at Julia Roberts kind of stardom. Cause Nicolette's kind of delusional like that, which is God, I love her so much. I'm so obsessed with her. She's the lady from the eighties.

She's like so mid talented, but you would never know it with her attitude. She's so amazing. Remember when we recapped that Christmas movie this year, I was like so amazed with Nicolette Sheridan and she was still terrible, but she's just so beautiful and I still just love it. I'm so gay in that way. I just love Nicolette Sheridan. I may not even love penises that much, but God, I love Nicolette Sheridan enough to have my own gay pride parade. And by the way, I mean, we don't have to, like, it feels like the Nicolette Sher way, I mean, we don't have to like,

it feels like the Nicolette Sheridan, you know, ship has passed and especially now that Rinna's off, it's like not as interesting to have Nicolette Sheridan. I mean, it's inherently interesting, but it's not as interesting. But why not Terry Hatcher? I think we can get some Terry Hatcher in there. She's evil as hell.

I don't think she'd do it. Wait, what about you saying that makes her a bad fit for the show? I don't think, I don't know that she's funny. Well, maybe she is funny. Is there is there a non-funny? I've never seen it actually. I feel like Terry Hatcher has a weird evil that would be wonderful on the show. You know what I feel like is going to happen? I feel like here's what I think Bravo is going to do. If not this season, as long as we're in the desperate housewives pool, I feel like there's going to be a strange play with like Eva Lingoria.

Although even the glorious should be great, but she's, I mean, she's a little, even Lingoria still is actually doing a prestige play right now. I mean, she literally had that movie about, well, she had, I know this sounds not like a prestige play, but she did have that movie about, about Fritos, the Flamin' Hot Frida Bayes. Oh my God, do you remember when we were watching the Oscars? Okay, so Ben was in town for the I Heart Awards and that was when the Oscars,

that was what it was, right man? It was the Oscars. And the Oscars were on and this song came on and she's like, it's hot, it's so hot, it's so hot, it's so hot, hot, hot. I was like, how the hell is this stupid song nominated for an Oscar? Ben said, oh, it's a song about hot flame and Cheetos.

And we started laughing and he's like, no, seriously. No, I was like, it's Eva LaGauria directed. It's a song about hot flame and Cheetos. Eva LaGauria directed. I thought they already made that, it's called Ring of Fire. Ring of Fire. Ring of Fire. The pitch literally sounds like Mad Libs. Ava Longoria directed a movie about the man who created

Flamin' Hot Cheetos and the song from that movie was written by Diane Warren and was nominated for an Oscar. Like how did these concepts string together? And this has nothing to do with Bravo, but maybe Diane Warren would be a good choice because the rumor was that I think the audio was not working in in like the Dolby theater at first for the performance and Diane Warren had a Meltdown apparently in the audience about the audio not working for her Flamin Hot Cheetos song Diane Warren meltdown in the audience. That shit's hilarious.

And you know that Nicolette Sheridan was at home like, that bitch Ava Longoria, I should have, I've been avoiding Cheetos to stay in this town and she's profiting off fucking Flamin' Hot Cheetos. She probably threw a shoe at Mark Cherry's, you know, dartboard face that she has in her house. Cause you know she still has one that she throws knives at every day.

Hello, who can I call around here to direct the biopic for Pirate's Booty? Anyone? Pirate's Booty, Air Chips. What are those things called? Like Pop Chips. I'm gonna have Diane Warren come in here and write a song about pop chips. I can do this low calorie style, you watch me motherfuckers.

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Follow The Last City on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of The Last City early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. Another casting gossip, I don't know if this is if there was more you want to say about Beverly Hills But the other thing that Twitter was lighting up about this afternoon when I was checking it out on the plane I guess the rumors are going around that Dorinda might be on the trader season three. Do you think this is funny tweet about that? Someone said she's going to evict herself because they're only allowed to have one drink. Let's say, give me a goddamn drink.

Do you think Dorinda would be, it would be good at sussing out traitors on the show? No, she's just going to accuse everybody. They'll probably pick her to do it because you know she's a damn mess. So he's going to be walking around the table slowly in a pashmina and a fur coat and jewels dragging along the ground. He's going to be silently patting people to be the traitor. He's going to get to her and touch her shoulder

And she's gonna be like She probably would also like like every breakfast you'd be like, you know, this this is a nice castle You know Richard and I used to come up to Scotland all the time and we'd have a lot of fun times Could you pass the bag? You better back it up. You better back it up, bitch. Do you think they would vote her out? Do you think she'd be voted?

If she were faithful, do you think that she would be banished from the castle early or late? And do you think the traitors would keep her around or get rid of her early? I think they'd get rid of her early because she's just she can't help herself. She's gonna start yelling at everybody about stuff I don't know. I'm well, I can't ever predict that show because I still don't really think I know how it works Honestly, I think that I think the gaming the actual gaming of that show is really weak Like I like watching it, but it's hard to predict anything because it's just so random, you know? Right. Well, I mean, because they haven't developed a,

like they really haven't developed a meta in the game, meaning like ideas of like, oh, if someone acts, if someone votes like this, chances, there's a good chance that they're probably, um, you know, a trader versus a faithful and said they're, everyone just sort of like shoots from the hip. And so it is very random, which is what's fun about it. Cause you're sort of, you know, a traitor versus a faithful. Instead, everyone just sort of like shoots from the hip and so it is very random, which is what's fun about it because you're sort of, you know, like it's a way for us to see how social dynamics play out, but the actual strategizing is not formed yet on the show. But I think in a few seasons, we'll start to see it.

So in other news, speaking of traitors, on the set of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith apparently turned on Whitney. I mean, I guess they turn on each other so much on these shows, on that show in particular. But apparently, Meredith let out the bag during shooting that Whitney is going to file or did file divorce. I don't think she filed but it's going to file divorce from Justin and Whitney got very very angry about it. That seems oh yeah I did both sides of my face. I just do less on the left hand side. I feel like I'm older on my right hand side. Sorry everybody I was doing a laser wand. But anyway I don't know I don't know I don't think Whitney should leave Justin. I mean, listen, you worked so hard for

him. You blew him under his desk while he was married with kids. You know what I mean? You have to keep him now. If you get your husband in that way, I feel like your karma is to be stuck with that motherfucker, okay? Like you took that man, you didn't't take him you invited him and he left. I mean, I'm not blaming the woman Okay, they both suck, but she got him from a married lady with children. So she has to keep him congratulations You win. Okay, here's your prize for the rest of your fucking life I don't think you should be allowed to get divorced if you get your if you get your partner that way Yeah, I feel I think that like if Whitney and Justin get a divorce, this will be in the realm of Jack's and Brittany,

except I don't think Whitney and Justin are going to get an invitation to the White House corresponds dinner, which by the way, Daily Mail, you are destroying us. How you can't do this. Okay. We're like, we're trying to get people to watch Bravo. You can't, you can't do that. You're, you're, this is put a pin in that. We're gonna come back to that. But I think that like Whitney, I think Whitney is, is the sort of type that will do anything for reality TV as evidenced by her having her whole you exploited my vagina.

Like she will, if she will do what it takes to get a storyline. And divorce is like the flavor of the day, breakups are the flavor of the day. And I would not be surprised if she goes down this path and you know, like I can imagine it being like, it's a divorce, but then they get back together because she's been doing a lot of healing work.

And I realized that like my emotional state is just because I'm nervous and but like Justin he's like really like he's like the man for me and like I just had to go through trauma to understand it. Yeah it seemed kind of flimsy to me last year their whole like I am going to divorce you because you won't take the kids to school as a quote you were mad that he didn't have a job and now he has a job and now you're mad that he has a job. I mean, I get it. You're with Justin. I mean, I don't know that anybody would really wake up thrilled, but you know, you're also

Whitney. So I don't know. That's the thing about Bravo. They really get you to try to, they really try to get you to care about couples that you would normally just not care about. You know what I mean? Like that's a couple when I'm waiting tables, I would just like look at them,

wonder what they were thinking, and then just go hide in the server station and eat all the bread from their basket. Did, so Justin got a new job, right? And do we know if this is an influential job or a good job? Because let's not also forget, like kind of- I'm sure it's some fucking, some fucking- Sales.

Supplements or some bull, some MLM bullshit, some Utah. Just selling, selling bullshit vitamins to people. Just because, I mean, we also really know the first rule of reality TV, which is that if you are the trophy wife and you don't uphold your end of the bargain, the trophy wife is going to move on. Let's, let's, let's be honest. Right. Okay. So if this new job is not,

if it is some sort of like thing like selling supplements or doing like herbal life or whatever, that may not be enough for Whitney Rose. And she probably has already, like it probably doesn't take much to sort of to get her to stay around. But like, I can imagine her being a little dissatisfied with Justin as well. Well, that's what he was doing before. So I think it's just the same thing at a different company, you know, selling the vitamins. I don't know. She was turned on by vitamins before. So who knows? And also, here's the other reason I don't think she's leaving him, because he's six foot four, okay?

And I saw him in real life. That guy is fucking gigantic. And you know tall people, tall men just win everything, okay? Tall privilege. They just handle things. Yeah, he has tall privilege. So I don't think she's going to leave him. I'm with you.

But you know what? I'm surprised whenever somebody gets a divorce, because when I meet people in a couple, I just assume they're always gonna stay together. I'm literally always shocked. I was shocked by Alexia and Todd, this thing. No one else seems to be shocked. I'm shocked. I was shocked.

I was very shocked. I came out of nowhere. Yeah. Okay, so what else is going on here? I'm bored of people's boring relationships. Michelle Lolley's dating some other weird looking guy with a weird smile. Who is not Rob Reiner. by the way. We'll probably have to address this again on the show, but the Rob Reiner, the Rob Reiner rumor that we- Really everybody knows that's not true except us.

Well, okay. You know what? I'm sorry. If someone writes on our Instagram while we were like doing a million things and says, did you guys hear that it was revealed today that Rob Reiner was the- And we knew, we're like, this does not sound right. But in our mind, it was like, Oh, someone got bad gossip. And then we just passed along and we joked about it. We didn't realize they were actually just joking. And they're like, you guys, it was a joke and everyone's joke. But by the way, who knows? It could be a Rob Reiner. I heard Michael Bay or Quentin Tarantino, but Quentin Tarantino I think likes him like super young

and he likes feet or something. I mean, she doesn't have feet. She does. So maybe he's into her feet. I don't know. I don't know about those lolly feet. I have something that I've talked about. I try not to think of who homely directors are fucking.

Like that's one thing I've learned to live in LA. Sometimes it's just better not to know. You know what I mean? Can you give me an example of a non homely director? Just love to know. Um, an actor. Yeah, exactly. It's like Bradley Cooper. Um, you're either, listen, here's the, here's the rule. He'll have either. He's halfway to cabbage patch face. Sorry. Go ahead.

The rule is this you're either a homely or your movies are boring. You can't have both. You can't be good looking and do a movie that's not boring. So listen, my theory is that actors are bad. Generally speaking, most actors who direct movies, those movies are bad. That is my ongoing theory because actors care so much. Yes, actors are obsessed. They care most about performance rather than pacing or

anything like that. Bob would like a word with you. Well, Barbara's a performer. She's not an, she's not just merely an actress. She's a book. I have something I'd like to, I I'm curious about, um, below deck met and people have been asking about this below deck med, uh, the trailer dropped. It's coming back in June. The last season of blowed like mad finished airing in January and you know,

we've become grown accustomed to the cycle of blow deck blow deck med. Then there was like sailing and then there's, you know, maybe adventure or down Under or whatever. But what's weird about this is that Below Deck Med is coming back very quickly. And on top of that, Asha is the chiefs too. So what do you think this is all about? Because I thought that Below Deck Down Under was fantastic, and I thought everyone else really liked it.

And so I thought for sure that would be coming back. But if Asha is on Med med is down under done or. They're shooting it. They have somebody new. They have a new chief stew. So do you think they, do you think they cobbled together like an emergency below deck med season?

So that way they could fix blow deck sailing? I don't think so. I think that they, they're always shooting. I mean, they finished one season and then they shoot it right after the reunion. I think they were already shooting it. But it's not how that show works. I feel like that show's constantly shooting, but.

Judy Caspi, who is a, he is an entertainment writer. He just said in the comments that sailing is benched, a la Morocco. I feel like when the Gary allegations came out, I was like, what are they going to do? Because his allegations are really bad. They can't just like air this season. So my conspiracy theory is that they're like, shit, we have to like shelve sailing or we're going to have to like push the product.

We'll have to do another season of it. When then this that probably pushes production back and they probably have like a well oiled machine with Sandy and Asia. They're like, okay, let's get people. Let's let's throw this together. Put in a placeholder season right now so that way we can get our bearings to figure out what to do with sailing and the other ones. That's my theory. Yeah, I think so too. I think that I think that whole thing with Gary fucked everything up. But you know what? They're idiots because they should have gotten rid of Gary a long time ago It's like he has to go to that length for you guys to do anything

It's like you just keep putting him in that position over and over and over like how many fucking times does he have to do? It for you guys to take it serious like it's okay if it's on the cameras, but it's not okay if it's off the cameras I don't really understand Where they're coming from sometimes, They take action too late on shit. Yeah, and he was on Project Runway for one episode and managed to do it on Project Runway. I was like, how did you do? This guy, Gary, he-

The lady who just had a baby. He's like, come on. I mean, he didn't assault her, but just his lecherous ways. There is actually another piece of below that gossip, which is that if you were to go onto the website, reality T right now, you would see that Ben, from the current season, has now stolen Katie's haircut.

So I feel like this is gonna be a scandal. Say it again, I'm answering someone on YouTube. Gary was accused, they're saying, what was Gary accused of? Gary was accused of assaulting a female producer in a hotel room, like forcing his way, not for, like following her into her hotel room and trying to force himself on her. That's what he's accused of, you know, allegedly. Okay, sorry. What'd you say, Ben? Well, so I love following that up with, if you go to reality T, Ben from below deck has

Katie's haircut. Ben is the worst. But so I love following that up with if you go to reality T Ben from blow deck has Katie's haircut Okay, I have to see so reality T take a katie's haircut story Reality t.com. Oh my god. He does have Katie's haircut. They should date. Oh He does have Katie's haircut. They should date. Oh God, no, I refuse to let him permeate. We already have enough blow deck crossover on Vanderpump rules. Dylan is enough just as sitting on the side.

He's been pretty polarizing this season. It says his fight with Captain Carey is exposed. I can't believe he's feuding with Captain Carey. What a dick. And he says, Ben wasn't my first choice to be in that position, but he does know the boat well. Yikes. Talk about a stealth attack from your closest ally. The skipper went on to say, he's very good at his job, but he definitely needs to stay focused

and understand what the chain of command means. Well, that's not mean. He's the captain. He has to say shit like that. Also, by the way, shut the fuck up, Ben. You literally just hired Sonny, and your justification for it was that she knows the boat better than a fricking Dylan.

And now he's mad that Carrie said, well, I hired Ben because he knows the boat better. It wasn't my first choice, but he knows the boat better. So let's relax here, sir. No, because Ben likes to make victim posts. This is one of, he's the kind of person who puts like a picture and then a wall of text over it. So this is his.

It is very unfortunate that Captain Keery decided to speak out regarding my role as boss in all this current season and saying I may not make the whole season, but everyone will see as the episodes come out. With all due respect, I'm disappointed that he appears to be insinuating a false claim on my work ethic and career, which could gravely damage my reputation and character and an industry that I've worked hard in and grown for for five years. You're fucking your underling.

You promoted the underling that you're fucking, sir, okay? And now you're fucking with her mind all up and down that show. You're a disgusting piece of shit. And if anyone's ruining your reputation, it's you. I don't know how in the world you're blaming anybody else for hurting your own reputation. Also, you're walking around gossiping and starting fights

among employees on the show. You are so unprofessional. Shut up, Ben. Be quiet. Also, as long as we're going down this path, Camille is going to be on the new season of FBoy Island, which has now been rebranded as something like lovers and liars or something like that, which by the way, boo, booed the rebrand, but yeah, uh, Camille is going to be on F boy Island,

which, um, that actually may make me watch that show again. That's funny. Just because she's ridiculous. Oh yes. People in the comments. Yes. Uh, Sonny, it's good to see Sonny get promoted. It's

just not fun to watch the way that Ben does it and then like come up behind her and like massage her still on deck. It's just gross. You know what I mean? It's not really an indictment of Sunny. It's an indictment of Ben. Not this Ben, obviously. I hate that his name is Ben because I'm just like yelling at Ben and saying, fuck off, Ben. I've never said that in real life ever to you, but you know, I have to because it's work. Maybe that's why I'm just like yelling at Ben and saying, fuck off, Ben. I've never said that in real life ever to you, but you know, I have to, because it's work. Maybe that's why I'm so, maybe I'm just getting stuff out from like 12 years.

I'm like, fuck you, Ben, I'm sick of it, Ben, I've had it. Well, listen, and I have to read comments like this. Ben isn't even remotely attractive. I can't unsee it. How dare you? Oh, other Ben. Thank God. Ben is so gross.

Rude. That is nasty. Okay, well, let's think about how lucky he is because he can come on Watch What Crappens Feeds and read, "'Oh my God, Ben is so hot.'" That's probably what emboldened him to get his haircut like that. Ben is stomach-churningly creepy, says Cab-Bulb One.

I thought I was very sociable. Okay. So, oh, go ahead. No, no, no. You go on. I know. I hate, I hate interrupting with something by going so. No, I know. I was going to ask you to, um, tell everyone about a story, but I also thought that maybe you were about to pivot into taking listeners.

So I didn't want to interrupt that flow if that's what you were doing. No, I actually wasn't. I was gonna talk about Lala Kent. Oh gosh, there's so much to talk about because of the Lala Kent thing. I was gonna ask you to talk about Jennifer Aiden. Lala Kent though, in the meantime.

Let's, no, no, let's talk about Jennifer Aiden first. Okay. Tell everyone. You're right. You were right to do that. Okay. So guys, the biggest request of things to talk about tonight was all the stuff going on on Real Housewives of New Jersey. I can't make a sentence, but you know what I'm saying.

Because Jersey is coming back. Frankly, as anybody who comments on these shows will tell you, Jersey is the hardest part of the season, I think for anybody, because it's so toxic, it gets so nasty. The comments that come from the angry listeners, we don't really care, like we like them kind of, you know, because we're drama queens like that. But the toxicity gets out of control every single season. And this season, it started long before

this season is gonna be released. And it's been getting worse and worse. And now all the bloggers are in it. Now the blogger, Melissa's Old Nose and Gabriela, who I think is Melissa's Old Nose, and Roxanne, and Roxanne or Rosanna or whoever, they're all fighting. And the base of it is, there's a girl who like raises her eyebrows and she takes everything very seriously

Her name is Melissa's old nose and she has a lot of good tea She's like a tick-tock like and she's always like well, let me tell you something about body. I'm sorry I just dropped my air pod. God damn it Melissa's old nose. You did this to me. Okay, so She's great go listen to her because she's always got good stuff. So anyway, I think she got into it with them because apparently the accusation, from what I can follow up, first of all, this is all an apology because I can't follow it.

So I'm not gonna be able to inform you on shit. But from what I gather, this woman is saying that Jen Aiden has been using bloggers to come after the other Housewives, which newsflash, that's the nature of a housewife, they all do that, hello. But apparently Jen Aiden was giving people her NBCU login to watch screeners,

and then they were supposed to be watching these screeners to gather tea to start attacking the other cast members. But even that I don't see is that terrible. other T to start attacking the other cast members. Wow. Even that I don't see is that terrible. I mean, what are they, they're just coming up with criticisms based on the show. I mean, it just sounds like political strategizing. And to me, it sounds like every housewife.

So I'm waiting to see why it's such a big deal. What do you think? I mean, I fully believe that Jennifer Aiden would hire bloggers. I mean, she literally hired a psychic and it was like revealed on camera. She's so clunky. And I mean, I also think that's like kind of her charm is that she's so bad at the scheming and then she gets caught and she's like, I don't know what to do.

Mr. I was caught, I was caught, but it was only because I can. I had emotions and I was having a tough day. Bill hasn't touched me in years. He goes to the pack room and I just sit there with the glass wondering when he's still kind of vile because she's her. I'm looking for this screenshot. Okay, so she writes DMs the same way that she talks. It's so funny to me. And of all of these, I just picked one of these DM things because it's just so Jen and I don't think that anybody can really make this up. So apparently the blogger started coming out and saying, oh yeah, well, she's doing this. She gave me the logins. And then they're like, oh

really? Well she called you a fat pig. Oh really? Well she... And so now the bloggers are like releasing each other's names and doxxing each other. It's turning into this big huge mess. It's like a blogger war. They're all going at each other and stuff. Which now that I know what's going on, I totally want to read up on it. So maybe I'll get more knowledge of it in the future. But for now, I just found this vile DM from Jen Aiden. It's pretty long, but it's worth it. I don't need to send anyone after you. You do that all on your own. I'm not afraid of anyone, especially you. I fucking loved you. I'm not afraid of anyone, especially you. I fucking loved you. You burned such a bridge

Just you wait you fucking pig. I'll spin on you baby. I'll spin on you. Can I ask just what triggered you? I bought you your strola from Rosalie. From Rosalie damn it, I bought her a stroller. Heavy, oh my God, I'm getting caught up, I'm so angry. I wasn't allowed to speak to you even though I did. You used me. How you manipulated me into sending you those episodes. It's okay if you don't. Don't you think I knew what you were trying to do, baby? But I didn't want you to turn savage on me the way that you were with everyone else.

But I see now that that was inevitable, baby. And she just goes on calling this woman a pig and a whore, you know, horrible things. And then she's like, can I even help? I even bought a stroller for your special needs child, baby. I was like, oh my God, you're whipping out special needs children? What is happening in Jersey, baby?

I don't know, I personally, I think Jersey's been wonderful the past few years and there has been a lot of talk that it's toxic and people are like, I can't even watch anymore, but I'm, you know what? I am still very much in it as someone who used to come onto this very podcast and talk about how bad Jersey was and how was the show I, I looked forward to the least to me. Jersey is, it shows that like shows can turn around.

So when we look at Atlanta and Potomac and some others that are just like in the gutter, I feel like you'd look at Jersey and you're like, there is a path forward. It's a smutty path, but it is a path forward. It's a muddy, muddy path, guys. Yeah. Okay. But it's a path, all the same.

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