Watch What Crappens - #2423 Crappy Hour Live 5/13/24: Kemsley Split, RHOBH Casting, Bravo Renewals, PumpRules Jo Gets Blocked

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi, Ronnie. How are you? What do you have tonight in your Brav Gossip? Everybody welcome to the show. This is our Bravo News and Gossip show, live every Monday night on Instagram Live. It's in the title, 5.30 PM Pacific Time. This is our last time in America for a while, for this month. Yeah. Maybe we'll do a crappy hour in Europe. Who knows? Um, but we are headed to Europe later this week. I'm going to start my journeys on Wednesday night and I'm going to do this leapfrogging over there. First layover in New York, pick up Dom, then head to Scandinavia. So it's really exciting.

And it's also scary because there's so much stuff. It feels like we have to get done before then, but, um, we're so much going on and I guarantee, but everyone should get ready. Everyone should be totally ready because the moment we step foot in Europe is the moment that some crazy Bravo scandal is going to break. And of course, we'll be in Europe and we'll be like stuck and we'll be trying to like plug things into outlets and trying to do like emergency podcasts, but like we can't do it because something's wrong or we can't get on

the wifi. So you guys are all in luck. This means that Bravo scandals around the corner. Yeah. Whenever, whenever we don't want to be bothered with something is when it all goes down, people's what you're trying to say they had been. Yeah. So, uh, but there's like the Bravo gossip, like plenty of Bravo gossip to kick off this week. You know, a lot of, a lot of stuff in the news, uh, so far. Big, big, well, if you'd like to start with sir, well, um, let's see, what's the,

well, the biggest thing, well, I don't know, you don't like to start with the biggest things first. So let's talk, start with something that's more small and fun, which is that Schwartz apparently blocked Joe, which is, gosh, he kicks someone when they're down. Gosh, you reject someone, then you're gonna block them. He rejects- Oh, well, you didn't watch the live, I take it?

Oh, I participated in the live. Of the link that I sent you? Oh, I was part of it. You participated in it. I was watching the live live. I was there. You were? Yes, I sent you. Oh, I was part of it. You participated in it. I was watching the live live. I was there. You were? Yes, I saw it.

So then, do you, which way, which one did you see? The one after he blocked her? You know, it's, okay, maybe. She's on Live A Lot. Joe's on Live A Lot. I saw a live where she was in her bedroom and it was really incoherent. And so it was a lot like, oh my God, guys, this is wild.

Look, here's my dog, here's my dog. Look at you, it's Charlie or whatever his name is. Like, it's so cute, you're so cute. Okay, all right, all right, focus, focus, focus. Okay, guys, I have something to tell you about. And it's like, I said that so weird. It was like, why am I talking like that? Like, I'm a robot, I'm a robot, I'm talking like this.

Okay, okay, look at the dog. Oh my God, look at the dog. Is this the cutest dog, the cutest dog? I watched it for 10 minutes and nothing happened, so I signed off. But I imagine, I think that was the live where, that this is referring to. Yeah, I guess she's just going on live all the time

talking about Schwartz and the relationship and Katie and her opinions on this and her opinions on that, and now, now, now on that, which is, I mean, what you do when you're on the show. I don't know when you earn that right to just be talking about it all the time on your live, but I remember the first time I ever saw her was before she was on the show and she went on live and she was like, hi guys, Hey, I'm Joe and be nice, be nice, be nice guys. But this is my first time that I've ever been here and I'm so nervous you guys aren't gonna like me,

but oh my God, is it my hair? I have a hat, I'm gonna wear a hat. Oh my God, my hair, oh my God, I can't. And then she came on the next day and she's like, wow, guys, you hate me. I will never forget it. I laughed so hard. I was like, who is this fucking kook

that just walked into my life to change it forever? And it was Jo. And so apparently, you know, after all this Vanderpump rule stuff has gone down, she's just going, I don't know. I don't want to say she's going crazy. She's just going Joe all over the Instagram, like, and then let's talk about blow jobs, you know?

And then I guess she was talking about his girlfriend because of course he's dating a five year old, you know, as they did. Well, I shouldn't say that because that's pedophilia, but he's dating a very young person and she's like 23 because of course he is because what adult on Bravo, what adult male on Bravo is going to date somebody even close to being age appropriate while they've still got the chance to date anybody in kindergarten. So that's what he's doing. And she mentioned it. And so he wrote her this text saying, bro, like,

I'm unfollowing you. So you're not going to get any attention from me anymore. Stop talking about me. Stop talking about my girlfriend, blah, blah, blah. And on one hand, I get it. Like protect your bunnies. You know what I mean? Do not let your bunnies get boiled. At some point you have to say something, but at the same time you started this and

I was kind of on Glenn Close's side at the end of the day. And guess what? The rest of us eat bunnies all the time. Why the fuck are we going to judge someone else for boiling one properly? You know, Glenn Close seemed to do a of the day. And guess what? The rest of us eat bunnies all the time. Why the fuck are we gonna judge someone else for boiling one properly? Glenn Close seemed to do a pretty good job with that bunny. And you started it just like fucking Michael Douglas did, and you deserve it just like Michael Douglas did, sir.

All your lying and your fucking gaslighting for that whole season. I saw it, so did everybody else. Even Katie was kind of on this girl's side a couple of weeks ago I saw in an interview. Even fucking Katie was like, yeah, I kind of get where she's coming from now. And then in this live, Joe's like, yeah, guess who was right?

Katie, Katie was right, Katie, Katie was kind of right, guys. Katie's winning over a lot of hearts and minds this season. So anyway, it's just been super fun to watch. I mean, it's just a train wreck that just keeps on wrecking. And God, I love it. Yeah, Joe is a fascination. I'm hoping that she comes back for the next season of Vanderpump Rules, but we don't even know

what the deal is with that. I mean, another thing that happened today that people were talking about is that Ariana dropped Vanderpump Rules from her bio on Instagram, further fueling the suspicions that she has left the show, which, you know, after last week's finale, it felt very, very much like she had marched off of our screens.

Well, you know, I'm getting better at clicking the links that I post, because of course, and I read the full article, and someone was like, guys, everybody took it off of their Instagram bios. And I think that's kind of what they do. It's like Housewives at the end of the season, they're asking for more money.

Also Ariana's doing 97 things. It's like, hashtag Love Island, hashtag chilies, hashtag better than Applebee's. Which one did they do the commercial for? Hashtag. I think that was Chili's. She said Applebee's on the show, but Katie and Sheen are the ones

doing the Chili's drink, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I was about to say, it would be some really awkward branding mishaps if like Ariana was like extolling the virtues of Applebee's on the show, but then shilling, you know, like TGIFs in real life. Like how awkward for all of us, am I right? Yeah, guys, really.

And I was an Applebee's employee, so gotta stick with Applebee's even though, let's be honest, they called me bad apple, fired me. And Chili's has better food. Not by a long shot, but I've never seen an overuse of mayonnaise since Memaw made me breakfast before every church Sunday, as I have at Applebee's.

There's a lot of mani's going on there. Applebee's, rethink it. I used to love Applebee's. I used to love their onion peels and their little sauces, but I had it recently and I was like, okay, maybe there was a lot, you know, I think maybe my palates changed a, okay, maybe there was a lot, you know, I think maybe my palates changed a little bit. It wasn't quite as,

it wasn't quite as like exhilarating as it used to be for me. But, um, yeah, so we still don't know. Is there anything? No, is anything as exhilarating as it used to be? Definitely is not nothing as exhilarating as it used to be. That's the sad part of life. Although I did start taking, um, testosterone.

Oh yeah. How's that going? Well, I mean, can't you see I'm like so manly now. It's like my life has changed. Things are like, I'm young again. Just kidding guys. I was exhausted when I was young too, if that helps. Okay, go ahead Ben, I'm sorry. No, I was just gonna say, so I mean,

who knows what's going on with Ariana and the show, but I mean, everyone's, I think everyone's suspecting that she is not coming back. Um, they're officially someone who's not coming back as NECA. It is finally official that she was not to not get asked back for real house was a Potomac. So we all knew that was coming. And like I said before, I kind of feel bad for her. I feel like she just was thrown into a shitty season and

you know, like you've said, she's not funny. And that was one of her fatal flaws because you can still be on a shitty season and you know, like you've said she's not funny and that was one of her fatal flaws cause you can still be on a shit season and be funny, but she really was on a shit season and so it just did not. But she was a big part of that shit season. She was a big piece of the meat in that shit sandwich. So I say bye bye. Guess what? No second chances here, lady. Get out of here, sucka. Although Wendy's had about five chances. So I don't know. But, um, bye bye, guess what? No second chances here, lady. Get out of here, sucka. Although Wendy's had about five chances. So I don't know, but you know,

Wendy didn't waste all her chances. She was good most of the time. And you know, there's still a chance that she might be. But I just read that Gisele threw a bunch of people out of her first party in Potomac too. So she threw all the new people out. So I guess the new people came on and decided not to take Giselle's bullshit. So that's going to be super fun.

Oh, I'm like, I'm nervous that Potomac is already filming. I feel like Potomac needs some more time off. I think Potomac needs like to find its voice, to find, find its focus because I mean last season was so, so bad. I just, I feel like it's too soon. It's like after a breakup, you need like some time apart. You need some healing and some, you need to restore yourself and for them to jump right back in, especially when Bravo just made this big stink about how Vanderpump rules is on pause because like that's, you know, it's like really good.

It's really helpful to have them just like live their lives a little bit and figure out what the story is. Like, how about you do that for Potomac? Cause I think Potomac needs it more. I don't believe in taking time to get better. I think that, um, more breaks hurt people. I don't want my housewives healed. Okay. Healed housewives bad, bad, come back more damaged. And if that means throwing you right back into it, then so be it. I need you damaged. So be it.

Yeah. Um, what, uh, people, a lot of people in here asking you about Dave Quinn. Is Dave Quinn still missing? He's still missing. I, um, Dave Quinn, Dave Quinn, come back to the five and dime, Dave Quinn, Dave Quinn, he never, he never texted me back when I texted him two weeks ago. And there was like no signs of him. It is actually very strange. Like where's our,

so many comments here is saying that he was at Marge's viewing party. So it's strange. He's okay. Yeah, but it's like, it's it's just strange that he would just fully disappear from like his beat, right? When he was on the verge of being very excited about breaking some news and then like he just disappears, like maybe he got fired. I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't know that he got fired. I mean, I hope not. I'm not going to put that in the universe. No. Um, hold on. I'm going to put Dave Quinn people magazine cause they have a thing where you

can see like their latest articles being written or whatever. So like Dave Quinn, Dave Quinn, senior editor, a bloody blah. He's still on people. So let's see where's his argue, his arguments. Uh, go ahead, Ben. Say what you were going to say. I did some, I did some Googling. I found nothing. Dave Quinn is missing. He continues to be missing. Yeah. Uh, he's the new Richard Simmons. Yeah. Maybe he's just like in his house and decided to like say, you know what? I've had enough.

I was going to break some news and it was too much for me. But people are saying he's published articles recently. So maybe he just got like a reprimand on social media. Maybe he was doing too much. Hmm, I don't know, but he's not here. But he's okay. I mean, if you show up to Marge's party, I think you're okay, right?

I don't think like, you know, no desperate, well, I was going to say, no desperate people show up to Marja's party. I'm sure we're all, I'm sure anybody who shows up to Marja's party is desperate in a way, just because it's a house-wise party, and that's what you do. It's like a kind of desperation

that keeps people going to those, isn't it? Yeah, precisely. No offense. Anybody at those parties, including us, when we're there? We're like, hi, anybody like us? I know, I know. It's like me at every single party. I'm like, hi, hi, I'm Ben.

I have a podcast. We really don't. We can only do, we have fun visiting those freak shows, but gotta back slowly out of most of those. Unless it's a Leah Black freak show, those are my favorite kind because she's fine. It's like she's not on that show anymore. So that makes it more fun. Right. It makes it more fun cause they can like really shit talk and they don't care as much about what they're saying. Okay. No one's, no one's asking about that.

So what's next? Um, a big scandal, like there's like a, there's like a prime scandal, a prime prime bit of news that happened. But before we get to that, let's do a prime scandal, a prime, prime bit of news that happened. But before we get to that, let's do the big scandal. The big scandal that I think is crossed over into different realms of pop culture is that, um, you may have all heard by now that there is a gambling scandal happening with the Dodgers.

The Dodgers have like a star baseball player, Otani and news broke like three weeks ago, two or three weeks ago, that his translator had stolen money from him and was gambling it. And it was like big news, which I did not care about because I'm like, okay, well sucks for the baseball player. I mean, what else, what, what do you want me to do? I'm not supposed to stop everything and read about baseball news. I'm not going to do that. So I was like, whatever, there's a scandal happening. We get it. But in one

of those great twists, it trickled on over to Bravo because it turns out that this translator who was stealing money, $17 million or something like that was booking something along the lines of he was booking his bets through Ryan, Jen Petranti's fiance on Real Housewives of Orange County. So just in case this new season didn't already have enough with Shannon and Alexis and John Jansen and a DUI and everything. Now we have like a sports scandal in the mix with Ryan. How do you feel about this, Ronnie? So Ryan was a bookmaker?

That's the closest anybody on this cast is gonna get to a book, I'll tell you that much. I, you know, even you talking about it made me kind of like, because it's sports news, and I really just don't understand sports news. And you know how they say like, gay guys are always really attracted to straight guys? Only like, gay guys who play straight guys on porn, I think.

Cause real straight guys are just so gross. And I just think of like, like real ones, like baseball players I feel like are generally real straight guys. Like they chew stuff and they spit it and they like pee everywhere and they, they smell funny. And I don't understand what they're saying when they talk, you know, they're just like,

whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, that's what it sounds like to me. I don't know what they're talking about. And I just, I'm scared of them, you know? Cause they've thrown me around a lot, not in a good way. And so I get scared. And so whenever I hear like really straight guy things,

I get, I wanna say traumatized, but I curl up into a little ball and like kind of start rocking back and forth and like, I don't know, muttering lyrics to random Christmas carols and stuff like that. So I don't really pay that much attention. That said, I knew he was a shady little fucker. We all did.

I mean, look at that guy, shady, shady liar. Only shady people send limp dick pictures to other people. Only shady, like you can't even get it up for a dick picture. You're lady, you're lazy. And you're, you're lazy and you're shady. Yeah. Um, he, I don't know what this is going to mean for him, but, uh, the cameras did pick up again. Kat, we picked up the cameras, uh, to cover this, which I'm actually excited about because it's like, it's nice that they're picking up the cameras, not for a divorce,

but they're picking it up for, um for an international sports scandal. And of course, Jen Pedranti is going to stand by Ryan. And you know, she's, I think she said, I'm going to stand by him to the end, which means that we're going to have scenes of like, you know, I'm like a ride or die. And like, I believe innocent until proven guilty. And like, Ryan was just doing his job. Someone came in and just like made a bet, made a bet. And that's just his job. He just moved money. He had nothing to do with this. And I firmly believe that. But thank you so much. Thank you so much. The FBI for inquiring. It's like really feels great to be recognized.

We just want to thank you. We've had, we've, we've received all of your messages and we know a lot of them say, you know, F you hope you die, stuff like that. But I just wanted to say thank you so much for reaching out because really, you know, any hug is like Any words from you guys is like a hug and Brian really needs that right now, and he's really feeling it It's really meant a lot if anybody would like to support Ryan and make a bet on something. Please feel free I

Am hoping that this trickles down into like a freakingicking tagline. I hope it's like, I always been on me and Ryan collects the money or something like that. I don't know. Like that probably much better than that. Like they can work on it, but I I'm excited. So the one of the things that came out of this because, uh, I think it was Tamara, someone was, I think Alexis Bellino maybe has one of them was trending on Twitter this weekend. And I was like, really? Someone from Orange County is trending on Twitter.

And because when they picked up the cameras, Tamara wore a hat that said FBI, which was like many interpreted to be a coded message, to be like, I always tell you something, batch. I always knew something, batch. You know? And I don't think it was even coded. Wasn't she wearing a hat

and then the caption said something like Hey, maybe we should make some bets on something. Yeah I'll just take up because I'm drinking topo Chico, but I think it was not coded I think it was like your husband's a bookmaker stupid Yes, and By the by the way people are saying in the comments here that, um, he is apparently working with the FBI and he's totally going to flip and, and sing like a bird, which makes sense.

Oh, I love it. I love when you can add rat to everything else. Exactly. That's always fun. But what I love is that Jen put on a, um, she put on a hat and retaliation that said trash and her caption is like, oops, did I not blur out the message on my hat? Good enough, did I not do that? And it's like, you may be making a diss at Tamra,

but you realize you're walking around in a hat that says trash, just so you know. But. Like who's losing this fight? Like let's be honest with ourselves. It's like wearing a hat that's like stupid skank. It doesn't know anything. It's like, why are you wearing that, ma'am? I'm just dissing someone on camera. This is going to be a crazy season of Orange County with all of that going on

with Alexis Bolino back. Like who ever thought, you know, and all the shocking things we've seen on Housewives to think that anybody would be fighting over John. I know. Of all people. I know. What's his name? John, what's his name? Hi, his name is John Jansen. Yeah, it's so weird just saying John.

You have to say both names. John the Paralyzer Jansen. John Jansen. John Jansen. I'm fine. I'm totally happy. So John's dating Alexis Flino. I'm happy. I'm happy that they found each other. I mean, they found each other. We're still very,

very, very close friends. And don't forget those also the trace of me. I guess I've fallen apart. Remember they had a fallout with Vicky. So like they are so chaotic over there right now. I think it's gonna be wonderful. And also just like, it's been like nine months of Alexis posting stupid shit on her Instagram, saying things like, thank you, John. You know, if it weren't for you, I don't think I would have gone through this Thursday. So I'm excited to see what this dynamic is like on camera because it's so ridiculous on social media. Well, yeah, it's like,

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as we're seeing on the show, just going full throttle at anybody who does anything that they perceive as against them. Teresa has her lawyer doing all this shit for her. He's still fighting for her or whatever. And apparently he's been texting, he's been DMing people trying to do detective work, trying to find out, let me just read it to you.

This is from Reality Tea. This all started when a Jersey fan shared some alleged screenshots from James, the lawyer. They appear to show James trying to find evidence of Kate Chastain talking badly about Teresa and Louie. According to the text, he seemed to think that the actress Jessica Chastain was related to Kate Chastain,

and that they could be working together to plot against the Real Housewives of New Jersey star. So then we see the, oh, and this is from Chrissy Balls, Pop Culture with Balls. So this is one of the bloggers I think embroiled in all of this Jersey drama. But the text says,

I need to know if Jessica and Kate Chastain are connected. Also, look on both IGs for anything to do with Teresa and Louis and either commented on any of those posts. May 18th to 20th, Jessica Chastain, focus on Kate. And she's like, Kate isn't related to Jessica Chastain. So Kate tweeted, Teresa's lawyer seriously thinking me and Jessica Chastain are conspiring to take down Teresa's boyfriend.

Might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Hold for the lol. It's Theresa that is one of the best conspiracy theories. Literally idiotic. Oscar winner Jessica Chastain is now working with Kate Chastain to take down Theresa and Louis. Theresa, you're not that important, Theresa. It's brilliant. Bless her heart.

That's amazing. Speaking of Kate Chastain, there is a rumor about what the new cast of Traders is going to be. And I don't know if I believe it or not, because of course it just comes from, bye wig, hello drama. Not that they're bad, but like meaning that it's not from an official venue. I have a lot of stuff, you know, they're posted, they're on my Twitter all the time.

I mean, not on mine. They're on my timeline all the time. I get so much stuff from them now. Bye wig, hello drama. Love ya. Whoever you are. It's a great name. Whoever you are, hidden person. Sheree Whitfield is your Twitter picture, your ex picture. So,

I automatically really like you, whoever you are. That's a very smart thing to choose someone that is so lovable like Sheree. I'm like, tell me, Sheree, tell me more. I would believe it from Sheree. So, they put out a tweet that was, or they tweeted, or they exed, whatever we're calling it. Teresa Giudice will be on the next season of The Traders with Kenya Moore, Jax Taylor, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Joe Manginello, Howie Mandel, Javier Poza, Matt Iceman, Kristin Kish, and Holly Robinson-Pete, and her husband Rodney. So I feel like actually the thing that jumps out at me the most is I just don't believe that Kirsten Kish would go on the Traders. Why? Because I feel like Kirsten Kish, like Top Chef is like, I just don't see them doing other reality competitions. Unless like the

NBC you want to have some sort of like cross-pollination, but I think they see themselves as such a part of elevated upmarket content with Top Chef that I just can't imagine Top Chef being willing to put any of their cast members onto a show where their authority may be questioned. Well, she's new generation Top Chef. She's like younger generation. She's of the generation with celebrity chef agents and shit like that. And so yeah, I think she'll do whatever. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Javier Posa. Make that money, honey. Get out there and make that kissy poo. Who's Javier Posa? I'm looking him up. I don't know, but isn't Holly Robinson Pete from Picket Fences? N21 Jump Street, sir. Wait, but is she from Picket Fences? Holly Robinson Pete? No, no, that's Anne Marie, no, that's Lauren Holly you're thinking of. I'm like, no. Lauren Holly, yeah. Oh, Holly Robinson Pete.

Okay, now I Googled her. Okay, yeah. Sorry. Not even close, guys. Yeah, 21 Jump Street. Hello, Rondell. I don't know who your pose is. God, 21 Jump Street.

I haven't seen that in a long time. Sorry, Ben, go ahead. You know what's so funny is that, I was just thinking about 21 Jump Street. So that's the end of that story. But now Matt Iseman, was he the guy from The Bachelor? Do not know. Let's look him up.

Matt Iseman. No idea who this person is. Well, here's the other thing. I read that Teresa was gonna be on villains. So is she gonna be on villains and traitors? Cause that's a lot of things to be on. Matt Iseman is an American comedian and actor. And he was the winner of the new Celebrity Prentice in 2017.

And then he was also, that was the Kyle Richards season, wasn't it, with like Arnold Schwarzenegger? I don't know. And he's also a moderator on American Ninja Warrior. I like to think that when they say he's a moderator, I like to think that they have a panel discussions afterwards at like the 97th Street Y or something and discuss American Ninja Warrior. AC Yeah, they get like super smart about it. This picture on the tweet from ByWig Hello Drama

has Jax on it and it's just so crazy all these years later seeing Jax all over everything again. This is what he looks like. Yep. He's back. You can see his face. You can see his teeth clenching and his face shaking in the still picture. I mean, the guy's just so fucking intense. Who knew this guy would be turning into such a creep on... They've showed so many clips of the classic Vanderpump rules and he's same old, you know, behavior, but I guess youth maybe, is it the teeth clenching? I don't know what it is, why he's scarier now, but he definitely is. There's something about like the facial treatments

that have sort of like, he's sort of like morphing into like a Norman Rockefeller, like a crazed Norman Rockefeller painting, you know? Like with- You gotta say Norman Rockefeller, like a crazed Norman Rockefeller painting, you know? Like with- You gotta say Norman Rockefeller, everybody's like nice looking, right? No, I know, that's why it looks crazed. He sort of like has these rosy cheeks

that are like very shiny. Like everyone in Norman Rockefeller paintings looks kind of shiny and cherubic and red. And he's sort of like getting into that space in a weird way. Well, maybe if it was like Norman Rockefeller, but it's like rock the drug, you know, like Coke. Norman Rockwell, I should say, not Norman Rockefeller.

Oh yeah, Norman Rock, Norman Crackwell or whatever. Have you ever seen what Norman Rockwell looks like? No. Do you think he's, I bet he's pasty. And I think he looks like the most gossipy. He looks like the most gossipy queen. I'm sad he's not allowed to enjoy this period of American pop culture because he would love it. He does. Okay, this is his picture. I just looked at that. This is him. You know, he's like, what do you think about Teresa? I love her. I love her. You like her. I love her. I feel like he says things like this painting was based on my mother.

I don't watch Miami. It's just too much for me. I stick with New Jersey. That's what I watch. But Miami is really good. I know it's really good, but I just can't do it. I feel like you're right that Norman Rockwell skips Miami. He does. You know he does. I watched it. I never saw anyone handling a large Turkey before on a holiday and it just didn't seem like my kind of America. But then when you start looking at all his famous pictures and there's like a

lady handling one of the biggest turkeys I've ever seen on a holiday. But then when you like, but then when you ask him about like, well, who's your favorite? Do you like Jennifer Aiden? He goes, honestly, I'm a few seasons behind, but I love Kathy Wachile. And I'm like, okay, Norman Rockwell, you don't even watch this show anymore. Yeah. He would say like Jersey. And then he'd be like, but I'll tell you something. I have my doubts about this Danielle girl. Can you believe that?

Like Cabral? What's what do you mean? She has a tent. No, no, his name's not Cabral. She's not blonde. What's her name? You're talking about the original Danielle, sir. You don't even watch this Norman. You fucking phony. I need to watch what happens live. I need it. I need it for my book sales. That Andy Cohen is so funny. Do you ever talk to him? Like, okay, Norman, just move on. Speak of the devil. Andy Cohen, what ding, ding, ding. Okay, so let's get some other news that I don't have prepared. Of course, I just start saying ding, ding, ding about things, and then I don't follow through. I'm like the worst about, okay. I'm opening this. This is Andy Cohen was cleared.

Now guys, this is deadline. Oh, you'll be re directed back to your article in 10 seconds. Guys, Houston film commission. Houston is for everybody. Let's all go to Houston. Shall we Houston? What a glorious city. Okay.

We can look at the article now. First of all, Andy's serious picture in this article is like this. to Houston, shall we? Houston, what a glorious city. Okay. We can look at the article now. First of all, Andy's serious picture in this article is like this. He's like the anti-Norman Rockwell. He's like, so Andy Cohen will be a happy man today. He was cleared of all wrongdoing outside investigators. Who are these outside investigators? You can't just say somebody is cleared and then not list who cleared them. Who was outside investigators?

Were they outside when they investigated? Get the fuck out of here. Fucking Kyle's producer on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. What's his name? Is that guy's name? Sour Face, Alex Baskin. He's like, yeah. Hi, let's have an after show.

Sheena, you've been accused of not caring enough about Ariana. How do you feel about that? I feel like you care. I feel like you care, Sheena. I feel like you do. That's all I was asking. I think he was the outside investigator.

I don't see, I need a name of an outside investigator. Not that I think Andy's guilty. Who here has been assaulted by Andy Cohen? I have, well you're stupid. You've been cleared, Andy. Yeah, it's just one of those HR things. Like, HR has investigated and found that HR is not guilty of HR violations. Thanks, HR.

But we did it while we were standing outside, which makes it completely above board. But yeah, he is. He has been exonerated. And Andy Cohen is that like, immediately, there was like an article in the Hollywood Reporter that was like all about Andy Cohen. It was like they clearly had it like waiting to go like, are we clear to put to post this yet? Have has he been cleared yet? Can we now post this? It was like the to go, like, are we clear to post this yet? Has he been cleared yet? Can we now post this? It was like the moment they were like,

Andy Cohen is exonerated. Like they didn't even finish saying exonerated. It was like, here's a profile on Andy Cohen and why he's so great. Yeah. And also let's announce the entire season of renewals everybody. Where is that?

Andy responded. There was another article right before this happened where Andy's like, I'm so disappointed in this allegation, but you know, it is what it is. He doesn't talk like that. I'm disappointed in the allegation, but truth will show her pretty face one of these days and I'm going to slap it right on the ass and say, thanks, truth. Nothing inappropriate here. You want to do some coke? Just kidding. I stand in my truth. So I'm looking up this I'm swallowing very loudly today. I don't know why, but I can hear myself swallowing. Maybe I need

more liquids. Go ahead. Well, I was going to, let me pull up what Andy's big response is. He had this whole article and there were a lot of blurbs, a lot of photos of him, a lot of photos of him and sort of like this shirtless thing, not sure what sleeveless sleeveless top. Um, but he's like, he's like, I was hurtful, but I have no regrets. It's actually a very long article and I did not have the patience to read the whole thing. I was- This is why we're never gonna have a real

news show. We can't even get through fucking headlines on this show. I'm like Kyle Richards. I'm like- Well, he did say something. I remember reading that he did say something along the lines of like the accusations that Bravo uses liquor to get drama. And he's like, what? We have so many sober people. But he's like, we don't need to gin up drama. Have you seen Ramona Singer on a random Tuesday at 1 PM? I'm like, yeah, she's probably drunk. Whoa,

Andy, so good to see you here at 9 p.m. in St. John's. Like you're, it's 1 p.m. in New York, Ramona. But he's basically like Lisa, Lisa Rita doesn't need a glass of Rose in order to tell you exactly how she's feeling. Margaret Josephs only drinks that Coke and is a truth cat wherever she goes. I don't think Theresa Juno has been saying

that it was a red wine that caused it flip that table. We start filming Reins at 6 a.m. for goodness sake. Oh gosh, okay, I'm opening this. I'm sorry I'm not playing with you. It's because I'm trying to figure out how links work on the internet. What link are you trying to open up about the videos? I would like to put in a request to Al Gore

to make this less confusing for me, okay? I just don't understand. It's hard, it's hard for me. Okay, Hollywood Reporter, so many Real Housewives returning to Bravo. NBC Universal's cable network set their lineups for 2024, 25 with a host of unscripted titles and a sole new scripted series on sci-fi.

Sci-fi, get the fuck out of my Bravo news, please. I know. Where's Bravo? Bravo's sole new series. So this is their new show. It is called Making It in Manhattan. Okay. Oh, okay. It's about a group of friends, some from well-known families, others looking

to make their own names in New York. It's also developing a show with a working title on Safari, a below deckish concept, following the guys who worked for a luxury tour company in South Africa. Okay. Chrissy Teigen is among the executive producers of the latter project. Hmm. Well, I don't know about that Chrissy Teigen element, but I do really enjoy when Bravo sticks young people into a city and is like, this is what the young urban experience is like. And, real girlfriends in Paris, gallery girls, those are two of my favorite one-season wonders.

So I'm hoping that we can do it again with the making of the show. Yeah. They only have to make one season. We'll love it. That's all we really need. That's all Bravo's going to give them anyway. Yeah, they're only going to get one. Let's be honest. So as far as Real Housewives, new seasons of the franchise's show set in Atlanta, Beverly Hills, Miami, New York City, Orange County, Potomac, and Salt Lake City will premiere in 2024-25 season. Dates have yet to be announced. Bravo has also renewed Watch What Happens Live, which will mark its 15th anniversary

later this year, along with Vanderpump, Rules Offs Valley, married to medicine, top chef, southern charm, southern hospitality, and Bolo duck. No news of Summerhouse, either Summerhouse, which is odd. Well, no, Summerhouse was renewed. I just saw that. Summerhouse was renewed because it was super successful this year. I wonder if Summerhouse Martha's Vineyard is not getting renewed just yet because the

season is still happening, so maybe they're on the bubbles. On the bubble, not they're on the bubbles. Well, it was getting really shit reviews, not reviews, ratings. It was at like 200,000, like a little bit above 200,000, which is rough, but it rose. This week it was almost at 300,000. So I mean, that's a pretty good rise in the past couple of weeks. So hopefully they'll keep that one going.

I enjoy that show. So hopefully they'll keep that going. I was actually curious to know about Below Deck because we're so confused about what's going on with the different Below Deck spin-offs, like which ones are actually coming back. But I haven't been able to find any information about that. I do know one show that's actually not being renewed, which I think a lot of us suspected was going to happen, but they were trying to act like it was going to get

definitely another season. But the show that's not being renewed is the Piquet and De Riet show, which we haven't even talked about, which is that over the weekend, they dropped the news that we just knew was going to happen. PK and Dorit officially separating. But for the sake of the children and for the sake of being good parents, we're going to be in separate houses and we're going to co-parent. So were you shocked by this at all, Ronnie, the PK and Doritnews? We as a couple have been the subject to a lot of speculation about a marriage. We've had our struggles over the last few years to continue to work through them as two people who love each other and share two amazing children together.

To safeguard our deep friendship and maintain a harmonious environment for our children. We have made the mutual and difficult decision to take some time apart and reevaluate our relationship. I blame this on three men who followed me through a home because I made a Walmart, I made a bank. No, I'm not. I'm shocked that they're splitting, but then I realized, oh, they're doing this the first week of shooting, so no, I'm not. I'm shocked that they're splitting, but then I realized, oh, they're doing this the first

week of shooting. So no, I'm not shocked. Right. That is so funny that they dropped this the very first week. So that means that the season can open up with like Kyle Richards gasping into her phone and calling Erica and be like, did you see this? I just read this right now. Can you believe it?

I didn't even know. Like she didn't even tell me. It's like, we're so disconnected that like I had to find out about this on the internet. I had to find out about this too, Morgan. Please, somebody ask me if I'm a lesbian. Nobody? We were in bed. Were we having sex? I don't know. Is anybody going to ask? Anybody? Anybody? Mauricio moved out and got an apartment, apparently, on that show. I don't know. Why don't I believe any of it? Normally, my big allegation is that everybody's faking marriages for these shows, not faking divorces. That was like, we've really come full circle

when I'm accusing everybody of faking a divorce, but I just don't believe any of these breakups. I still don't believe the Kyle one, and look how far that's gone. It's just so ingrained in the TV pop culture, like everything is so calculated to get ratings here and get ratings, that's gone. It's just so ingrained in the TV pop culture. Like everything's so calculated to get ratings here and get ratings and it worked. I mean, everybody watched the Netflix one,

except I think we're the only people who didn't watch that Netflix show. A lot of people watched it. I heard season two was great, but I just never got around to watching it. I do not believe you people. You're the same people who told me Vanderpump Villa was great.

That is true. Okay, I'm considering the source internet. That is true. And there we go. But I mean, I think that this divorce is real. I mean, considering that he spent most of last season in London and she was like, crying out for help from him. And he was like, babe, sorry, babe, but got to be in London, you know, we've got someone from season three of Love Island is going to do a swing row for Peter Pan on ice. So we've got to be in London, you know, we've got someone from season three of love islands gonna do a swing row for Peter Pan on ice. So God be there to make sure the transitions good babe. And so it seemed like he didn't want to be home. I personally think that the that the

home invasion, like it messed up that that marriage. I think that like she was really traumatized. And I think that he was like, it scared him. I think that she was really traumatized and I think that it scared him. I think it fucked him up. He probably has issues about, well, I wasn't there or he's not comfortable dealing with emotions and therapy and stuff like that. And so it just makes him very uncomfortable when she's crying and going through this stuff that he just wants to be away from it, but she needs him to be closer. But the more she needs him to be closer, the more he wants to pull away, yada, yada, yada. It was never going to last. I believe nothing I see of those two. I think they're both full of shit. I think they're a house of lies. I don't believe it. When Dorit came back with her whole, and then I was followed by

three men who stole $10,000 from me. And one minute the story is she was in a Target or wherever, Home Goods or Marshalls or whatever. And then the first minute she was somewhere and then the next time that she told the story, she was in the Marshalls. She's clearly full of shit and I don't believe anything that comes out of their mouths anymore. But I do love them both on the show. I think they're so funny, at least to make fun of their funny. I don't know that they do that much on the show that's great,

but their constant lying is good. And the rumors of her being out of the show really depressed me, not only because I like to make fun of her, but because I want to see them go down. I mean, their first season on this show, when they were talking about their bankruptcy, well, they weren't talking about it,

but the blogs and everything, Sushal Madea was talking about their bankruptcy, well, they weren't talking about it, but the blogs and everything, Sashaw Medea was talking about their bankruptcy of $11 million and Paul moving to the States to avoid all the creditors and all of this stuff. And then them spinning lies season after season, these fucking grifters and con men. Do you remember a couple of seasons ago when they finally, the producers were asking them

about all this gossip and stuff, and they started eating potato chips really loudly and crinkling the bag so that they couldn't use the footage and they used it anyway. I mean, those two are such fucking grifters and shysters, and they cannot leave this show until they are caught doing something. I don't expect them to be caught doing everything,

because it's Bravo. Nobody ever really gets their just desserts. But God, I want them to be caught doing something, okay? I mean, I do think their timing is always very peculiar. It is amusing to me that they make this announcement the first week of filming. They probably would say, well, it's going to be discussed on the show, so we thought we'd get ahead of the story. But it's still the first week of filming. And they've had other moments like that. Like that's the story about like getting robbed in big lots or wherever they were. Like it also was like things just sometimes

just don't add up with them. But- Never. Their bank accounts, nothing, nothing adds up. And P, I'll tell you this much, PK, this is not a time to be running from a relationship. You look like the universe took a big poo and is using you to wipe.

PK looks terrible. He looks unhealthy. He looks, he looks like he needs dialysis. He looks like he needs severe dehydration help. I mean, poor guy. Take my dialysis away. Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin. Berlin.

Yeah. Now's not the time to run PK. Okay. Now's the time to appreciate what you've got. All right. So yeah, I don't believe it. And I wish those two, I was going to say I wish those two all the best. I wish those two all the best in prison one day when they finally go there. Cannot wait to see the road to prison. That's what I'm here for. Yeah. Well, I guess we'll be watching. Stay tuned. Stay tuned, my friends. All right. Is there anything else on here? Oh, my God. Did you see this Gretchen Mother's Day post on Instagram? Oh, no. I'm opening it up right now. I'm opening it. Okay. So Gretchen for Mother's Day, first of all, beautiful little daughter, you know. So she's got this cutie kid, looks just like her and slayed, which is, you know, I mean, it is what it is. What are you going to do? So, and she's like an adorable little girl, but you do see the slayed, you know what I mean?

You do. So it's not that there's anything wrong with her, except that, which I guess is a big thing, but it's not her fault. We'll make fun of her when she's older. But for now, super cute girl, didn't do anything wrong, except be born to Slade. It's not her fault, again, unless we choose. It could have been her fault that she chose this in heaven. I'm not saying you do, what do I know?

But it could be her fault. But for now, let's just focus on the video. So Gretchen made this Mother's Day video. She takes her kid, they put on matching dresses because she is very of the school, the Daniel Cabral school of. Boozylicious. What's her thing called? Boozy, boozy baby is a Jersey.

Booze tacky. Booze, booze tacky. Yeah, whatever that is. So yeah, she's in a matching flower dress and they're walking in slow motion and like princess music is playing and they've taken a horse and they've taped unicorn wings onto the horse. And then the daughter is like petting the unicorn lovingly and then the daughter is on top of the unicorn hugging it from above and petting it lovingly. And then Gretchen's standing kind of at a tree,

like, aren't we just the same and aren't we gorgeous? And then she walks to the little girl and she pets the little girl as the little girl pets the horse. I mean, it's just so Gretchen, she's creating a fucking monster, okay? Yeah. Fast forward 30 years to that kid for getting fired for orchestrating scenes on top of Wells Fargo buildings, you know, with helicopters coming in to propose.

I just don't understand what this video is supposed to be saying. Is it like, Gretchen, is it happy mother's day to me? Yeah. She's like, look, I'm a mother. But what's weird is that like, you would think it'd be all about the child, but then like, what will happen is it'll be the kid with this unicorn, let's be honest, it's like a donkey with a horn attached to it. And then Gretchen will, it'll cut to Gretchen alone on camera and she just looks at the camera like, look what I did, however. I mean, if you want to talk about wasting, you know, $10,000, just watch this video. What is the, I want to listen to the audio.

Creepy music. What is this? It's like princess music. It's like video game approaching the castle music. It's like vague. So what's funny is it's like vaguely like medieval music, like a little bit of a pipe, like do do do do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. It's like that, but very slow. But then they're like walking up a trail. They're

clearly like in a park in like, like Mission Viejo or something and trying to pretend like it's the middle ages. It's like you're in Southern California. So, so funny. All right, everybody, we are going to move over to listener chat. We're gonna chat with you guys here on Instagram Live. So that's gonna end the audio portion for whoever is listening to this the next day or whenever you're listening to this on demand. Hi, if you wanna watch this, obviously be on Instagram Live

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