Watch What Crappens - #2425 Below Deck S11E15 & Summer House MV S02E8: Paris is Burning (Bridges)

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

*This is part 2*Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, so the chef is going to kill Paris and Fraser. He does drizzle with green though, which is funny. Okay, so then the dad is like, so Captain Carrie, because Captain Carrie's having dinner with them. He's like, so we just went to Switzerland and then we're here, obviously. Hi, hi here. And then after this, we're going to go to Switzerland and then we're here, obviously. Hi. Hi here. And then after this, we're going to go to Dublin because we're going to be following one of our favorite rock bands. And the captain's like, see you groupies.

He's like, this is a family crew captain. No, it means you've all the bands around. Yeah. Yeah. What will we do? The mom's like, it's the young Dubliners. I know it's awful. But my husband goes off to see them and I say back to have a quote unquote

massage, AKA I meet up with Fritz, the tennis instructor. I don't have to tell you what happens next, especially not in front of these girls with coconuts falling on their heads. I know they're not the most exciting band in the world, but they're the only band that shows any excitement when my husband talks about the capacity of gas tanks on boats. excitement when my husband talks about the capacity of gas tanks on boats. Well, I can either sit and listen to my husband drone on about fuel, fuel

allowances on boats, or he can go off and see his band and I can just read Time magazine quietly in bed and have a nice night. So then Dylan is not only rapping, but he's rapping into his phone so he can save it later. He's rapping into his audio notes in his cabin because this is very serious music. So he's like, gonna take one of these guests into my room. Gonna be slick because I've got a big dick. Yeah. Not gonna say it's a little prick. Yeah. Yeah. I am loathe to say that he was freestyling because that implies some sort of style.

It was like he's free out of styling. Or that anybody would want it even if it's free. Yeah. So it was more like pay out of styling as in like you'd have to pay me to listen to that because I'm not going to listen to that for free. So now Sunny calls up her friend, she's like, oh, hello, la la la la la. And she's like, what a spot. That's how she speaks to her friends in Quebec. Hello, la la la la la la. Yeah, she's like, oh my God, I'm so happy I met this guy.

And then I like at first I was like, does he like me? And now I'm like, of course he doesn't like me. Just wants to fuck me. It's so great. I'm having the best time. Like in the beginning, I was like in my feelings, but he like forced me to take a step back. Like, we're not together. We're having fun. And I realized like, Sunny, you're just like a stupid girl who had like emotions because like he was indicating that we were actually together.

But he made me realize I was a stupid one in this situation. And once I realized I was stupid, then it was so much better for me. For Christmas, I'm getting him a shirt that says, I'm was stupid and it has an arrow pointing to me. I just need to always remember to be standing on that side of him. I just feel like,

I feel like so much better now that Ben has taught me. He's really like so smart and insightful. It's rough. It's a rough watch. So Paris and Fraser are watching the chef who's foaming plates and of course it starts blurting out because it needs a little gas canister thing. Because of course, because they're sitting there

staring at him with dirty looks like idiot. And she's like, you need more gas than that. See, it's running. Yeah, he fucking knows. Oh my God. I wanna yell at you. And you're like my favorite need more gas than that. See, it's running. Yeah, he fucking knows. Oh, my God. I want to yell at you. And you're like my favorite new cast member of the year. I always think of when we were... We went to the Top Chef event,

and all the chefs had little booths out, and we went to Kwame's booth. It was the first thing ever. It was like the first challenge ever. And we went to Kwame, sweet Kwame, and he had foam on his thing and he like shook up the little foam thing and he was trying to discharge it onto our things and it wasn't working and he was like so nervous and so like oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

and I always remember him shaking that foam thing and like nothing coming out correctly and then he was like trying to fix it in front of us and I always think about that and And I feel ever since then, I've always felt so bad for chefs when people, when they're trying to get the foam thing to work, it's not working and people that are staring at them. Cause I was like, that's what we did to Kwame. But you know what though, you're welcome Kwame, because now you have the number one restaurant in New York city as voted by the

New York times. And I think that you might not have had that grit, had you not dealt with our judgment, just staring you down. So you're welcome. We built you. He has the number one restaurant in New York. Yeah. New York Times did their list of top restaurants in the city and Kwame's restaurant is number one for like the second year in a row. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. We did that Ronnie. That's what, Ronnie, that's what we did.

That's what we did. You guys see it, our judgment leads to, every judgmental shitty thing we say is just a tiny little cobblestone on your road to success. Yes, we are making you tougher. We are letting you get to where you need to go. So you're welcome, Kwame, and also to Nick.

It might be like implants today. No, let's see. need to go. So you're welcome, Kwame. And also to Nick. Do my teeth look like implants today? No, let's see. Oh my God. I'm trying to raise my reading glasses up. I don't know why. And I'm like, bleh. Look at those with my teeth eyes. Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt you.

I just kinda, I usually don't look at the video while we're recording because I start staring at myself and like get boners. So I have to stop, but yeah, I just caught myself and I was like, wow, why do I have Bravo teeth today? I didn't do anything to my teeth. Okay, what were you saying? Finished with Kwame, Kwame's splooshing? I was just saying that's why I was like Paris,

meaning that he's just trying to film these things and Paris is like, I think they're more gay, isn't it? So it's Ronnie, it's Ronnie. I was like, just let the man foam in peace. You know, I mean, it's like, it must be what it's like to be a porn star with people just standing around waiting for you to foam. It's like, it's not working. Here's what you have to do to make it work. It's like, good, I'm going to just, can I get some quiet on the

set? Okay. So then preference sheet meeting time. Wait, is it preference sheet? No, no, it's not. Where are we? In the middle of the charter. No, so he's starting to mess up. He's starting to mess up a lot because she's like, oh, I think like it's not, you need more gas, you need this.

And like, he's like dropping things and she's just like, keeps, he's like trying to concentrate and she keeps saying things and he's just getting more and more frustrated. Yeah. So that's rough. Galley Paris eight, so okay. So now it's breakfast.

Is it breakfast time now? We can, it's bedtime. No, no it's not. So stuff happens. I'm sorry, I got lost in my notes because I was staring at my teeth. No, that's not why I switched. No, look for foam. Look stuff happens. I'm sorry, I got lost in my notes because I was staring at my teeth. No, that's not why I switched. No, look for foam. Look for foam. Okay. Oh, yeah. So I told her friend foam on food. Okay. So Nick goes to his cabin

as he's going crazy. So he just goes to his cabin and screams into a pillow. He's like, which I cracked up. So this guy's an asshole, but he has been to therapy, probably to jail, because he's definitely learned how to take his anger out in a healthier way than throwing knives at people's head, which is what the Italian chef I used to work with in New York used to do to me when I fucked up, as he called me, stupid putana.

So, we then go to the captain. He's like upstairs. He's like, well, I'm not looking forward to tomorrow. No, he's telling the guests, I'm not looking forward to tomorrow's docking. Let me tell you, it's gonna be windy. All right, everyone enjoy your night. We could all die tomorrow. Enjoy this squid on a purple smudge or something, because it could be your last meal tomorrow.

Better than beer though, am I right? Imagine if your last meal was beer. Tomorrow the most terrifying show on television is coming here, Wind. And somewhere in Florida, Sandy's like, "'Honey, did you set the timer for Wind?' Can't wait to watch that, it's supposed to be real good tomorrow."

Wait a second, I just pressed play. I thought it was the season premiere, but I'm just watching someone dealing with a clock. Honey, did you DVR Wind instead of wind? Oh God, the show about clocks, not again. Too many channels. The DVR doesn't understand the difference with those words.

All right, well, I'll just sit here and watch wine. They guess. Hello. Welcome to wine. I hope everybody enjoys my new flamingo suit. Oh, coming up, we are going to talk about some routes. Martha's gonna be probably should mention that at the top of the show. probably should mention that at the top of the show. So, um, so now the captain goes in and he tells chef he's like, just so you know, good food, mate, the guests loved it. I loved it. Everyone loved it. Or actually as they would say in Turkish, da da da da da on a cocksabbed in. I loved it so much. So Nick is now just going crazy. He's just talking to himself and he's like, where's my cuddle

pillow? Oh God, come here, cuddle pillow. Come here, cuddle pillow. And jumps into the bed and buries his face into the pillow. So then Dylan is by the hot tub and the girls are like, oh my God, maybe we should play truth or dare. Dylan, you want to play? He goes, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare. I run dare with dare, I'm a rapper. And so she's like, okay, dare, take off your shirt and do your best dance for us. And he does the most Dylan dance I've ever seen anybody Dylan, wow.

It's like watching that white girl twerk every episode on that other season. It's bad. Courtney. Yeah, so he takes off his shirt. He's like, yeah, baby, yeah, I'm sexy. I'm going to seduce a girl. So he's doing this thing and then he takes water

and he tries to do like a magic mic moment by pouring, like takes his water bottle and tries to pour it on, he pours it on his chest and he goes, yes. Oh, he literally does. He started squealing. One point on my mind and it's saying, Dylan, if you're going to hook up with, okay, number one, Kerry is going to skin your balls. Number two, it's a fireball offense.

So I'm going to get Instagrams instead. Damn it. Damn it. Girls, give me your Instagrams. So they get Instagram switches. And then he goes to bed like a good little boy. Yeah, well, we knew that wasn't really, he wasn't really going to make a move on anyone.

So I just had a hunch. So then Dylan and Nick are in the cabin and Nick is like, so how you doing? You know, I'm having some bit of issues with Paris. It's her issue is not mine. If she doesn't like me, it's not my fault. She demands the power when she gets it.

And Dylan's like, yeah, I see what you mean, bro. Love life, chillin'. Huh, woo! So I just remembered that water. Remember that water on my chest. It was so cold I had a residual. Woo! I'm coming up with a new rapid course.

Don't worry, be cool. Oh! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Here's a little song I wrote. Gonna sing it note by note. Hooray!

So, it's called water. Up in the bridge we hear, whee! Whee! Wind. Welcome to Wind. And Captain Carrie's watching Wind on the TV Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I did it on voice notes, standby. It's called standby actually. He's like, sorry, we didn't get to hang more. I was going to show you all the secrets to washing calories off of ham. And she's like, yeah, come hang out with us in LA.

Yeah, great. Maybe she's the reason why he wound up with Katie in Vanderpump rules. He went to visit this girl. And then like somehow, maybe she's friends with Katie or something like that. Like I still want someone to answer why Dylan was sitting next to Katie on Vanderpump Rules. I feel like they probably just met at some Bravo thing.

And she was like, let's hang out when you're in LA. It's like, yeah girl. So I can rap. I can rap at your Emo night. That's the last time Katie would ask you to hang out. Rap one time. She'll be like, die. Okay. So, um, now it's breakfast and, um, Paris is in there and she, okay, she takes orders. She, she gets some crepe orders, right? So she goes in there and she's like, she takes orders. She gets some crepe orders, right? So she goes in there and she's like, crepes. He goes, I knew I should have prepped crepes earlier.

And she's like, just make the crepes. So he starts making them and she goes, oh, that pan's a little big, you know, eight inches. I'd go seven. You know, I know crepes need to cook a little bit low and slow. And he's like, this is a proper pan for crepes. She goes, I'll just, you know, low and slow because otherwise you get these little, okay, now

what are you doing? Who authorized this? What is wrong with her? Who authorized this crepe commentary? Unless you have a podcast, you do not get to weigh in on the chef's crepes. Not to a chef, not to the chef. Who goes into it while someone is working and is like, that's not how you cook. Like that is literally crazy. I mean, the plates, okay, the garnish, not great. But this, this is nuts. I believe he's staying calm through this.

I know. And he tells us she needs to back the fuck off. And she goes, butter with a bit of oil does wonders with crepes. Oh, okay, come on, Paris. Come on. So, breakfast, okay. So they love the breakfast, whatever. Okay. So then, um, it's going to be the craziest talking we've ever had. Everyone could die. Everyone

walks out talking. We're, we're talking. Everyone's fine. Everyone's fine. They hyped up this with, I mean, they were hyping up this wind from last night. They hyped up this docking some more than the usual one. Actually, no, they always hype up the docking in a different way. It's like, Oh, this docking is going to be difficult. There's a badge somewhere in the harbor and we saw a seagull flying in the air ball. We don't want to hear a seagull. So we have to get somewhere between the badge and the seagull. And I don't know if we're going to do it because the wind's a little wet, a little windy. And he's like, Oh, we actually docked. We actually docked and then we were fine. Everything was fine. We did it. We did it.

Okay, so now is tip time and they're like, the food was divine. My daughter learned how coconuts work. So that was fun. Thanks guys. And we love you. Please come stay with us. And so Barbie's like, oh my God,

I feel like my parents just laughed and they were disappointed. I'm not gonna lie. It hurt, but you know what? The most important thing is is I'm being me and I'm a person who fucks poor people occasionally. So suck it, dad Well now it's time for a tip meeting. So they all gather like alright everyone guys Excellent job. We've got one chatter left. No reason for sore heads. We've got 25 grand guys Oh, well, hey in a free place to stay

in California. Am I right, Dylan? Am I right? Yeah, sounds good to me. And tonight everybody's gonna go bowling. Which is random, but fun, you know, so now it's so funny to me because I know bowling like as an international sport must be an international sport. But I just think of it as being so American, not like it's ours. It just feels very American. You're like just the way like the shirts you wear the shoes you wear. It just feels like something that people outside of America would be like disgusting, you know. So it's funny to me that like, it's just funny to see bowling outside of America. It's all, it's exactly the same. Just the context of it is just amusing to me.

Well, the fashion is definitely American. Bowling shirts, those shoes, everything, everything about it. Yeah, it really is. Why isn't bowling an Olympic sport? That's a great question, actually. I think it should totally be an Olympic sport. Why is it like- It's not actually, how is it that really younger demographics, unequal playing conditions, unsuccessful IOC voting absence from final shortlist and no Paralympic presence. But it's funny because curling is a, is a sport, but not bowling and curling kind of feels like

ice bowling to some degree. Yeah, I don't know. What can I tell you? Okay. I skip them every time they're on. You can tell me a lot, actually. I can tell you that much about the Olympics. Do not care about them. So then, but congratulations to everybody who does things. Okay. So, Paris gets called to the bridge and she's, Fraser goes, oh my God, please don't get fired. We need you. Well, if she does it's your fucking fault. You ass. Yeah. She goes up there and he's like, good.

Hey, have a seat. I want to have a chat with you. I want to talk about the beach today. And she's like, mm hmm. All right. So, you know, he's got three stripes. You've got one and my Echinida has five penises. All right.

Let's not count everything. Maybe has five penises. All right. Let's not count everything. If he comes to the beach. Not like the time. All right. Where else would work? And let's not forget, I think it's pronounced the kid. No, I'm not Echinida. So if he comes to the beach and says this is the way I want to do it, it's not your place to argue with him about it. And she's like, well, when we're doing plates and organising for the beach before I go,

I'm being told by the Chief Stew this is how we're plating. So I assume that that's been discussed with the chef and well, listen, we've all been butting heads with him and it's frustrating. It's frustrating. It's frustrating because he just has that real blocky head so when you butt heads with him, he really hurts. So he's like, well, you know, he's the chef in between him and the type Steve. They want a better layout. That's fine. Not the rest of the time. So you guys are not to be dragged into what's going on between them. So say professional,

got it? Got it. All right. Now go back to being the gay icon that you are. Please. Let's get back to having the straight guy. All right. Let's get, let's get back to having the sexist straight guy. That would be great. Now the guys want to support you right now and they're having trouble so the guys have already put your poster up in all of the bedrooms. All right. Listen I just got an invitation that you are the honorary marshal of the West Hollywood gay pride celebration this year but I can't give it to you in all honesty until you figure things out with this chef. Thank you very much. Travel plans have already been made for you for the annual Crop Hay awards. Some are called New York City. So please get it together. So Captain calls Fraser and Nick now

over the radio and Ben, you know, gossip as Ben is like, Oh, I think something's happening that everyone's getting called in there. I really figured that one out. So they come up and all right. Well, you know, I don't like calling out crew in front of crew, but what I do like is calling up crew in front of crew. Big difference there. All right, everyone, there's a communication breakdown between departments and I'm not having it. You two have got to work together. OK, he's got a job to do. I don't need to do, so I'm not having it. You two have got to work together. Okay.

He's got a job to do. I don't need to do something, how to do his job. You know what I need more adventure. This is not adventure. You need to work it out. Are you willing to work together? And next I care. Of course, of course.

And Fraser's like, yes, sounds great. Can't wait to pour you a red bull. Can't wait to pour you a red bull. Can't wait to pour you two red bulls. I mean, I would have saved one of those for the guests, but I guess chef always comes before guests. Isn't that what we've learned? So yes, chefy, you should have all the red bulls you should absolutely need.

And then this is what killed me with Fraser. So they walk out and Fraser goes, well, I think what we should do first and foremost, before the charter, we'll get menus straight away done and then we can go through every single meal and single special, single plate, every single special plate and I'll run all services. Like he totally set up Paris to do that

and now he's setting himself up to be like, don't you wanna work with me now that you've had this person in here bossing you around? Now you can work with me, I'll run everything. And he gets them to be like, don't you wanna work with me now that you've had this person in here bossing you around? Now you can work with me, I'll run everything. And he gets him to be like, good, thank you so much, Fraser. Little bits. And then Fraser tries to do like a fist bump.

He's such a little bit. I love the awkwardness of Fraser doing a fist bump. He's like, so I know that this is something that straight men appreciate, so here is my fists. Please be gentle with it as my wrists are 30% smaller than yours. Thank you. Ha ha ha.

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Follow The Last City on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of The Last City early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus. Um, so let's see. So they decide to get along. So now it's preference sheet meeting and we find out that the new guest is a pediatric pediatric dentist from Tacoma Park, Maryland. Um, they're going to have some fun guys and they have a raky practitioner and they want to be on say party. Get ready to blast off. Yeah. So now they're all getting ready to go out.

And some of them are dressing up sort of formally like Nick puts on a tie. And most importantly, Kyle puts on a kilt. So Barbie sees it and she's like, um, I like you a lot, but like the upper part. It's like, what's wrong with it? She's like, um, and she tells us, I don't like the kill. Like I get it's a cultural thing, but he likes to show his thing and I want him. I want to put some pants on him. What are you talking about? The kilt is amazing.

First of all, it looks great. And it's also like a formal look and like her dissing the formal look. I actually think it's like actually quite insensitive. You know, at first I thought, wow, she's really going there against kilts. She's going to get in a lot of trouble. But then I, when we see what happens, she knows what's going to happen. She's like, he's wearing this kilt because he's not going to wear underwear. And then he can flash his dick at people all night.

And I don't want to be with a pervert flashing his dick at people. So don't be with a, so don't be with a pervert who's flashing his dick. That's it. Well, she was right. And sure enough, they go bowling and he gets shit faced and starts flashing his dick at everybody and she's mortified and he won't stop it. And he loves that he's pissing her off with it. And then she's getting more and more pissed off with it. So he keeps doing it.

And then she's like, but I'm really mad though, cause like my dad was going to to be so upset about this. And so he's like, I'm sorry then I'm sorry, lass. And then they make up and make out anyway. But it was like a bunch of a bunch of wiener drama. And I think you're right. Like you can't date somebody that's like poor and flashing his dick all the time and then be mad that you're dating somebody that's poor and flashing his dick all the time. Yeah, that's the thing. Like I don't think it's unreasonable to be like, can you not flash your dick tonight? I don't think it's unreasonable. But like, again, if you decide that you want to date the person who's like the dick flasher,

and then you decide to change them from dick flashing, especially when it's almost like a cultural dick flashing. I know that like wearing a kilt does not mean, I know it's not a cultural thing in Scotland to flash your dick, but it sounds like it kind of is in a certain way. And like, I don't know, I think this is on her and I think she has to get over it, especially because the kilts hot. Like the kilt made him look a lot hotter. I thought like that definitely like gave him like,

so we're giant wieners. And he's also spreading that around. He's just like flat giant wiener at everybody, which I don't mind a penis flashing pervert, but you know who does? The law. They generally mind. And maybe Barbie does want to live with a kilt wearing pervy penis flasher and maybe they'll find a deal by a school and they won't be able to live there because he's going to be on the sex offenders registry if he keeps this behavior up in public places. You never know. Yeah. I think it's just one of those things where she doesn't, I don't think she inherently cares about the kilt and the flashing. She cares about what her dad would say about it, because her dad would be like, that's rude behavior. Her dad would say what we said about

him before when he was on FaceTime with the mother. I can't believe he's so loose with his body language. Her dad would say the same thing, like, well, that's just inappropriate. You should not be doing that in a public space. And she knows that and it's stressing her out because she's already placing herself in a theoretical situation where she has to choose between her father and Kyle and stressing her out. So she's just taking it out on Kyle. And you know what? I don't know. I think you're lucky to have a man with a kilt. I think the kilt is such a, to me the kilt is like a big value add and I think that she should focus on how cool the kilt is

and less about the flashing. Yeah, I just wish there were multiple seasons with the same cast over and over sometimes because I think that future plot lines would involve Barbie and Kyle coming up with ways to kill her father and get the inheritance so she can just do whatever the fuck she wants to stop worrying about it.

You know what I mean? And I love a good parental murder story. I've always loved those on Lifetime. And that would be fun. Not saying in real life, I'm just saying stories. Yeah. Movies, not real. Okay, everybody, thank you so much for-

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Oh, you're right. We have something else to do today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, mean, not now. Summer house, Martha's Vineyard. So we were going to talk about this with New Jersey, but we wound up talking on New Jersey. The episode was literally two hours long where we, I don't know what we even talked about for two hours, but we did it.

So, but we do want to talk about what happened with summer house this week. I thought this episode was so funny. I really enjoyed this one, mainly because the center of it, the through line was that Bria and Simon had a big fight over an inflatable flamingo outfit. So for those who don't remember, Nick had this party that was more of a formal party slash, you know, it was very much about like black fraternity sorority,

remembering a line brother who had died. And at the end of it, what's his face? Simon came downstairs in an inflatable flamingo costume that was really just not his place to wear. And so Bria, Bria, who's always excited to flip out anyway, had a, she flipped out in in it probably in one of her more What's the right word like deserving flip outs like merited one of her more merited flip outs Yeah Because you know, it's just one of those guys. It's like even if you say please don't wear the flamingos

Okay, I won't ask the mingle. You're not gonna wear the flamingos you right? Okay, pardon Why are you wearing the flamingo? Go take off the flamingo Go take off the flamingo Like he's such a fucking Flamingo the flamingo so funny though The best is actually the next day when we're actually

later that night when they are having their argument and he speaks sort of in this calm German accent he's like but everyone like the flamingo what is all go see flamingo you can just flip out at anyone and I can't wear flamingo. Next time you see if you go with Simon anywhere next time you see, if you go with Simon anywhere, next time you see his luggage and you see anything that is like inflatable in that luggage, just burn it right away before you can even put it on. Because like the fact that there even was an inflatable flamingo in the first place was your first danger, Simon.

It's very other summer house. It's very like Kyle in a mullet. You know what I mean? Like I'm man baby and I wear flamingo, cause hilarious, of course I do. But she's trying to explain to him like, this is a more sensitive event because it's all his fraternity brothers and he's like the classy, you know, the classy guy in the house. So he wants everything to be like super classy and high end and you're coming down in a costume

and making that. And he's talking about his friend he passed away and well, you know, but he's just, he won't get it. And I think he's just trying to be fun, like the fun guy at the party and that's his way of ingratiating himself into the group. But whatever it is, wrong, wrong road, sir. You're on the wrong road. He's like, I thought it was a pool party. And so then, so he's like, but you know, this is what you always do. You always flip out. You always flip again. Cause she says, you know what, like if with your parties, you know, I'm always on my best behavior and the way you act at your parties is totally different. He's like, yeah, but you know, at the last party, you said, I don't fuck with you.

And she, you left in five minutes. How swiftly were you to leave? And she's like, that's because your friends were racists. He's like, why? He's like, oh, you don't see this. You always claim like you never see this. You never see that. And he's like, no. And she was like, yeah. And we find out that like he had a party and like his sister in law or something

like that said something like, Oh, I didn't know that Simon was into indigenous people or something like that. Something like so wildly offensive. I don't know how Bria is with this guy because I feel like it would be very difficult to be in that situation. He must, like, I don't know, is she dictimized? I don't know what it is.

Well, does she have a job? I mean, does he take care of, I don't know. I don't know what it is. Like if she's, because is he like supposed to be wealthy? Because remember last year he like showed up in his, you know, rented Ferrari or whatever the hell, so I don't know if he's like wealthy, like I don't know. And they do seem to have a decent... They seem to like each other, even though they're fighting all the time. They do. And you know, some of that stuff is like, what is culture? Like, what is language barrier? Like, what were they trying to say? And all this

stuff we just don't know, but either way, like to even have to come up with the mental gymnastics to make that okay for yourself, like, I don't know that I would be able to jump through those hoops. So his story is that he had a work party, I think, and that she flipped out on everybody and left the party. And so she made a big scene at the party and left, which sounds on brand.

And she was saying, well, that's because everybody there is racist, so we don't really know what happened, but these two sound like a goddamn mess. I'll tell you, they're both in totally different worlds with each other, and it sounds like each one is a mess in their perspective. It sounds like rough to navigate. Yeah, and this was a big fight because Amir came in

and tried to like mediate and wasn't very helpful. And then they had like a, they actually talked about the next day when they were sober. And actually what I liked is that he was trying to do this thing of like, you know, I don't like to fight with you. I thought it was fun. It was the wrong place. And it's just like, no, I don't want to hear it. Cause this is what you do. You're disrespectful.

She wouldn't let him do like the puppy dog thing, which I actually really appreciated out of Bria. And I felt like she was totally right in this fight. And it sounds like she has been put in really miserable situations over in Germany, whether it's like intentional or not. It sounds like it really sucks. And it sounds like it's largely like a whole bunch of fuckery that's been happening. So I like that she really gave it to him. But then the end, they still wound up like together. So, you know, they're just going to be one of those toxic couples that will. Yeah, they're one of those couples. They love to fight. They love a public fight. And it's always very dangerous around those couples to pick a side because their love language is fighting.

And always going to be the one left on the outside of that couple. If you, if you give them advice or whatever. And Amir did, Amir was really funny because he was wasted and so he's like, you know, we're gonna talk about you guys as a couple. And you know, you made a man and then you were not very thoughtful. Here's what you need to do to make Natalie happy. Don't ever look at a woman.

Amir. Amir was having the best time at that party. He was, you know, he loves that trampoline. Do you know, like, I feel like every episode he's like, hey guys, so we're just gonna do some dishes and then head out to that trampoline. Anyone wanna follow? And so we see him at one point,

like there's a crowd around him and he's just bouncing up and down on the trampoline, just like doing flips. He was just like living his best little boy life. Yeah, he sure was. So then the other drams in this episode turned into more Nick drama. So Tasia is there visiting, you know,

for this couple's weekend or whatever, and Nick's big party. And Natalie, Amir's girlfriend, is just there to try and get on the show. I read that he said somewhere that he's not coming back to the show unless Natalie's coming with him. And it's obvious that they're trying to make her a cast member because she's just walking around trying to be as shitty and cause as much drama as she possibly can. And it's like, you're not, this isn't your show. I need you to like,

you need to leave people wanting more. You're trying very, very hard. And it's gross. It's gross. It's not fair. You know, that was my instinct. But then there was part of me that was like, well, I'm sort of like thankful that she was being like this because, you know, we need a villain. We need a proper villain. And she could be our villain. She could be our messy, messy villain because she is so blatantly messy. So basically- And this was one of their best episodes of the season. It was. We have been complaining that there are no villains. So I'm not saying, So basically- And this was one of their best episodes of the season. It was.

We have been complaining that there are no villains. So I'm not saying change it. I'm just saying I love having someone to be like, you shouldn't be doing that because that's what you're supposed to do on these shows. You have to have someone that you're like, you are totally wrong. I hope they fire her. Let's start at change.org. But you don't want them to actually do it.

You need the villain on the show, right? Yeah. You want someone that they don't fire, but that you get so angry that they're not fired. So you're mad. But as a person watching it, I'm like, gross. Yeah, as a person, I was like, you were really thirsty. I think it was just that she's not a member of the show,

that she just came to visit, and then she inserted herself and has tried to start drama everywhere. That's where I was like, oh, you're kind of pathetic. But if she were an actual cast member, I'd be like, good for you. We need a villain. So the whole thing was that at one point, Noelle and Shanice and Bria are hanging out on the trampoline.

And they're just talking about Nick and saying how he's like, he's handsy or he's got a wandering eye or whatever. Or like, if I were Tasia, I wonder how weird it must be. She comes here, she doesn't even realize he's doing all these things, yada, yada. They're just like chatting and Natalie has one of these things where she goes, I just feel bad because these conversations are happening behind Tasia's back. And I feel like she should know. So what happens is like the next day or later that day or whatever,

the group is going to do this group bike ride and they all meet up at a restaurant and they meet up with Nick and Tasia and they're all sitting there and Tasia has only like 45 minutes before she has to go to the airport. And so Natalie across the whole table mouths, we need to talk, you and I, we need to talk. Like she's so clunky about it. She makes it clear to everyone sitting there that there needs to be a conversation and there may be some drama.

Yes. And so what does Tasia do? She's just like, she walks up to Tasia. She goes, then she walks up to Tasia and she goes, we need to talk. I need to talk to you about something. And Tasia's like, I don't, I don't want to. She's like, I know you're trying to start some shit with me. And I've got 45 minutes left and I want to enjoy what I have left. Because last time I came here and you guys tried to start shit with me and this year you're going to try to start it again. And I'm not, I'm not doing it. Yeah. She's like, well, but they're saying, why do you want to talk to her? And she's like, well, because I think saying, why do you want to talk to her? And she's like, well, because I think there's stuff that's being talked about that you should be aware

of or whatever. And she's like, no, I pass. I'm not a reality star. Yeah. I won't be doing that. So yikes. Okay. So then Nick is pissed now, right? Because he is texting with, um, he's texting with what's her face, Natalie, on the way to the airport. He's like, what was this all about? He's like, what the fuck is going on?

Yeah, and she's like, well, the girls were talking, and they were saying that you're really touchy. Like, and he's like, what? He's like, why, he goes, why is it always something? He writes in caps, why is it always something? So now Natalie knows she fucked up. She goes, no, no, no, I just wanted to help her. I wanted to get a, I just want to give her heads up.

I didn't want her to be blind. I said, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean help her. I wanted to get a, I just want to give her heads up. I didn't want her to be blind and said, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. It was so helpful, oh my God, I feel so bad. So she starts sending all these text messages, like, I feel so bad. Like she was like, you know, a messy person caught, you know? And then Amir is trying to be like,

he was just, she was just trying to help. She's just trying to like smooth things over. It was really coming from a good place. Yeah. And he's basically like, well, look, she's friends with Tasia. So if people are talking about Tasia's, it's like she wants her to know what everybody's saying on camera. Like she has a right to address it or whatever. Right. Which kind of makes sense,

except the way that Natalie is going about it is just so obviously, like I'm doing this for the cameras, you know, and doing it in front of everybody so that everybody's talking about it. And it obviously like I'm doing this for the cameras, you know, and doing it in front of everybody so that everybody's talking about it and it's obviously causing drama. So he's kind of losing on that one. Yeah. So the other thing is that Natalie delivers the message of she makes it sound like Shanice, Bria and Noel were all saying that Nick was handsy with them. So she said, so now Nick is upset. He's like, I understood. Like I had my conversation with summer and with Jordan and that was squash. Everything's fine. But I also like,

I was handsy with them because we have a close relationship and I like, you know, I, I misunderstood what was appropriate for me, whatever. But like with the other three, like that's that like literally never happened. So then he'd like, he's mad and he's like, there winds up kind of being like a little house meeting and he's like calling out the girls and calling out like Noel and she's like, uh, no. And then she needs to like, I never said that about you. I was saying that it's just something that's talked about. And then he tries to call up Bria Bria Briel, when he called out, when he called out Noel, that wasn't cool. He goes, and you know, well,

I mean, what the hell? I know you want to be included in things, or I know you want to feel a part of things. That's not cool. Me. That's like Nick, you're in the right here, but you're, you're, but you're also like, we're talking about with Paris, you know what I mean? Like we should be rooting for you in this situation, but you're, you also have to have a wandering eye. Like they pull up all this footage of him just like staring at like other women, you know? So then he tries to start up with, with Bria and then he gets like really rude. I forgot what he says to her, but she's like, watch your tone, watch her tone. And this was

shockingly two for two for Bria for me. I was like, she's right in this situation too. She was like, like he was being really disrespectful to her being like really condescending when you're the one with the wandering eyes, sir. So the cliffhanger was basically her being like, watch your tone with me. And that was like the big drama that happened. And the only other two things that I felt were noteworthy was Alex, the whole episode was him just coming out

of bathrooms, having just chatting them. It's like they had to be having conversations. And then all of a sudden Alex would be like, oh, hey guys, sorry, don't worry, I sprayed in there. Yeah. And what was on the preview for next week, the season finale? I don't remember actually. It's just, I think- Yeah, I think next week's the season finale. So that should be interesting to see. But overall, I mean, I think they've had a rough season of it. I think we've talked about we're getting rid of their villains and stuff, but I enjoy this show and the viewership seems

to be going up a bit. It was, it was at around like 200,000, which isn't great, but it went up a hundred thousand. So that's pretty good. And then, um, you know, who knows? I think I saw that they had casting notices for it a few months ago. So, you know, I think it's like a really good show. And I just think it's been like a little bit of an up and down season. Like there've been some episodes have been really good, but then there've also been some episodes that have been like just really slow. It kind of reminds me of the second season of summer house, the original, like the first season I loved second season felt actually just like this. It was a little uneven, but then they kind of like found their way forward. I think

that like what's so good about summer house Martha found their way forward. I think that like, what's so good about summer house Martha's Vineyard is that I think that like the cast is they're just there. They're people that I enjoy. I just enjoy them. I think they're like, they're, they're rapport is really fun and their banter is really fun and funny. And they crack jokes. And I sit there like, I'm like one of their friends, you know, but it's just that without a villain, the show, like you still have to have real like storytelling, you know, and so if you don't have a villain that's just watching people hang out, so. Yeah, well, I'm enjoying it.

It'll be over next week, so we'll see what we'll see. What's to come, everybody? In the meantime, sorry, we're not doing full recaps of this show. There's just so many shows on and we're just basically using a who's listening to what kind of. We got all of our ratings to be honest. We're following the listens at this point and we just can't cover everything, but it's a great show. Hope everybody's watching it and thank you so much for joining us here.

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