Watch What Crappens - #2440 PumpRules S11E18 Part 1: Fall of the Baby Baker

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

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Watch What Crappins! Who cares what happens when this Oh, Watch What Crappins! Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappins, the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on the old brawls. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hi everyone, how are you? Hello, everybody. We're going for a marathon recording day here in Dublin. Yeah, it's a big day in Dublin. It's our last night in Dublin. In fact, we are here

recording the Vanderpump Rules, the final reunion episode. And then tomorrow, we are popping back on over to England. We're going to go to Birmingham. That was Ronnie's phone. Ronnie just got a text from England saying, what are you talking about? But we have our show in Birmingham and we are going to be recapping a case of the Vickies, which is a Real Housewives of Orange County episode. That is the one where they go to Iceland and Vicki has a medical emergency and requires a towel on her head as she gets carted out of the resort. So you've heard it here.

You will join us at the Glee Club in Birmingham. It's the last stop on our European tour. And by the way, I don't know if we really have articulated this because our shows happen over the weekend. London and Dublin, you were amazing audiences. You were all so kind to us, but you also were big lappers. And we love you guys.

And dead sexy as well. When they say that you guys love to take the piss out of things, like it is true. You guys laugh at all the bad jokes, meaning like the jokes that are too, too rude for TV. No, for real, like you guys are great. So thank you so much. You're bad influences, kids.

Yeah. All right, so here we are, Vanderpump Rules. It's the end of an heiressk. I cried, did you? I cried a little. I cried, when narcissists cry, I will always cry. What did you, really, you cried? Yeah.

I did not cry. I cried when they were crying and watching themselves. Oh. It's so beautiful watching them touch themselves. Let them know we tried. At the end. All right, all right. At the end, right before we started this, I was like,

you know what, we need to hurry up with these recouts because we're gonna get kicked out of this hotel. It's turning night here and Ben's like, Danny boy, listen. I said, Ronnie, we're not that loud. And then here and Ben's like, Danny boy, listen. I said, Ronnie, we're not that loud. And then here I am singing like white lion. You're like Patti, Patti LaPone and it up in here. Black hole son. Surprising cover. Does she have cover of that song? No.

Point is, watching narcissists cry as they watch themselves on TV. I was like, that's beautiful. I thought, wow, Sheena watching Sheena cry, Sheena watching Sheena being young and crying. Even Katie almost cried. Almost. Katie doesn't do that. No, she doesn't. She's like choke.

Oh no, I directed that at me. So yeah, this was like, I mean, as usual, there's more commentary. Is this the end of the series? We see them all, you know, getting into cars and driving off, not even into the sunset, but maybe driving off to Sunset Boulevard. But we don't know, like, is this the end? I don't think this is gonna be the end.

No, it's not the end. Bravo does not just say goodbye to its cash cows. No, no, it won't be the end. It's still one of the highest rated shows on the network. It's the end of a Lala era. You know, Lala is so full of shit. I mean, we're gonna get into it as we go, but this whole time, you know, Lala has her own podcast called,

Give Them Sloth's Lust. And she's been- Of course I know about it. It's her livelihood that Katie tried to burn down. Guys, I create life. That was my favorite. I have to say, everyone else. Guys, I create life. That was my favorite. I have to say, everyone else here, I'm the life creator. She's making a baby, okay?

But she has her podcast and she's been opining on her show about how people just, it is so huge what's coming. She is just shocked what happened at the reunion and she is still about, it took her forever to recover. Yeah, I can see why. Cause you were a total fucking asshole and you got caught being a total asshole

and you doubled down. That's what she always does. On being a total asshole. And then you cried and pointed your poo poo nails at everybody else about you being an asshole. Unbelievable. Listen. The actual ego.

Congratulations. Cause it's fucking huge. Ronnie, she is living, she is being her authentic self. And as we all know, the authentic version of Lala as declared during her very authentic season is that she is softer and kinder now. And as we saw on this episode, Lala is definitely softer and kinder.

Oh wait, was she just saying that for camera? For her storyline? That does not seem very authentic and kind, does it? That's not soft. That's not soft. You are authentically boring. You authentically gave Zero this season. And you're mad because someone else didn't give enough to keep your job going? As you literally say in the end, if you don't give a shit about your own job, give a shit about mine. So she should have been shooting with this fucking asshole who fucked her over,

which by the way, you would never do, but she had to do it so you could keep your job while you were throwing water parties and getting artificially inseminated by a pizza delivery person. Get the fuck out of here, lady, you're full of shit. I'm a life creator. So here we go to the, by the way, good for you actually for using a sperm donor

instead of another rand, because that's good. So I don't mean to diss the pizza person who did that, or even if it was a pizza person, I'm just saying like, that's your storyline. It's like getting artificially impregnated and having a water party. Get the fuck over yourself. And God bless it. Get sperm from a pizza man. We've all seen pornos. The pizza guy, that's the hottest guy. Do you know how many times I've tried to get impregnated by pizza men? Literally every time my boner comes out,

there's a hot and ready meter started. All right. Like I can make lights. That's too rude for no reason, but I think it comes from the Phaedra from Real Housewives of Atlanta, the Phaedra read, where she's just like, I will tell you about yourself. You trying to buy sperm from a pizza man

who needed to buy a medium-sized pizza from, so sorry, that's why it's in my head like that. My point is, you getting mad at somebody for doing nothing when you literally threw a water party all year, and this show has the highest ratings it ever has because of them, so be quiet. Yeah, I mean, what she's really mad about, which we will get into, is basically that her shit does not become a national tabloid. It does not become national tabloid fodder

in the same way. Whereas when Ariana and Tom have this whole issue, it's like as New York Times coverage. So I think that's at the core of it. I think she's jealous. We've talked about how her storylines always get trumped by someone else's storyline. And I think she's just had it. I think she's at the core of it. I think she's jealous. We've talked about how her storylines always get trumped by someone else's storyline, and I think she's just had it. I think she's had enough of it. Yeah, she's had it. Okay, so part three starts now, and we started off with my favorite sound effect. I'm like, part three starts now!

So we come back to James telling off Tom Sandoval seemingly out of nowhere, just kind of going crazy because James needs to earn his paycheck. He's trying to find a way in. Yeah. You know, where he's talking about like, you know, I don't want to hear it because you roll your eyes like that, but you were totally far more account to grab for me. And you became his new secret daddy getting your dick wet for seven months. You stupid fat slut.

Like, dude, I can't believe you would say something like that. We had a reunion, bro Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far ahead of you. I can't even see you, bruv. You're in a swamp bruv. You're sinking. Fuckin' eat dick, bruv." By the way, our bruvs are so much better than they would have been two weeks ago. Because we just went to London. Yeah. Yeah. James is trying to be what we call a chav over here. We kind of know. Yeah. Hey, guess what? I was watching Made in Chelsea on Irish television last night. So I just sort of like understand this part of the world. We're basically locs. So, and by the way, all these years later, James still coming around to steal a line from Kristen, eat a dick, you know?

And Sandoval's like, you eat again too! So then Andy's like, Brock, you were taking it back at how triggered Ariana was at the water tasting. And he's like, it was just really tough to see her respond much. Why are we asking Brock things? And why are we having water tastings? We still never really got to the core of that. So she was like yeah it was like it was like tough to see like how much pain she was in at the moment. It was just like like really heartbreaking. Do you want this giant pillow by the way? I want a pillow. No you keep it. You You think I'm gonna take your lower back support? I don't need it. No, I don't need it. Okay Ron is getting a bed like a child. This is like very authentic

Okay, Ronnie you say one thing off-camera that you don't that you don't like this pillow But then all of a sudden you have the pillows. I'm being costant X So I'm a life giver. I'm a life creator So do you think you'll ever be able to be in the same room as Tom and have a conversation? Ariana. And she's like, um, no, no, no, I don't think that's going to happen. No. Well, James said you should release your anger. Lala said harboring resentments like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

And James is like, damn, that's some Shakespeare right there, bro. That's Shakespeare. That's amazing. That's Shakespeare right there. That was amazing. That's some Shakespeare. That's amazing, bro. That was some Billy Shakespeare. That was gorgeous, bro. Welcome in the Globe Theater.

Yeah, bro. It's happening because there's no seats, bro. There's like Surrey and Martin Kellan, whatever. It's like Guildenstern and Hoverdingle. Whatever that's called. Order! That was hot. Smirch a ciggy. I was curious, so I was like, is that Shakespeare?

So I looked it up and let me tell you who's credited for it. Buddha, you know, Buddha's the luckiest person. I've never seen someone overweight get credited with so much. I feel like they steal everything else from us and don't give us any credit. Roger Ebert had a lot of pull quotes. But also, Buddha might not have said it originally, because also St. Augustine is credited with that.

It's also in the Bible from the book of Ecclesiastes. I couldn't find the actual quote though, and the Quora that was quoting the Bible was taken offline. It was a 405 not found. So I don't know if we should give the Bible credit, but who came first? The Bible, Buddha, or St. Augustine? Fight it out in the comment section. My money is on Park Overall. Me too. I think that was a safe bet. I think it was a line on Empty Nest, actually. That was a safe bet. Richard Mulligan slash Park Overall. Yeah, he was there. He asked her for a bet.

It was said in the craft services room of that show at PNEST. Yeah, look it up. I'm pretty sure that's accurate. So Andy's like, geez, we need to move on. Hey, I don't know. Why don't we sit down, Kathy Griffin, and you guys can just talk like good old friends.

Like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this everybody move on? You guys have plenty of people you don't talk to, and they don't fuck your best friend for seven months. Yeah, what about Bethany Frankel? How about that? Why don't you move on with her? Yeah. How about she's with Beth? With old Beth. You guys can talk about Chanel together. You can tell her what it's like inside the store now that she's been banned. So fucking crazy. Can you believe they wouldn't let me in to the Chanel store? I was stressed.

I'm here for the people. Regular people in jogging pants should be allowed in the Chanel. What are we doing here? What kind of world do we live in that poor people can't walk into Chanel anymore? They don't know who I am, well, they don't know who you are either. You think they respect you not letting you into Chanel? What the fuck?

So what is she? What are you, Norma Rae for Chanel? Get the fuck out of here with that. And she was, she acts like she was banned from Chanel. She was just, they just didn't let her in for one day and she came back the next day dressed better and they let her in. She's trying to make this into an Oprah moment.

Remember when Oprah wasn't allowed into Hermes of Paris? Bethany's trying to have that moment and like literally no one cares. Yeah. Yeah. You're no Oprah. I think we can, remember your talk show? Me neither.

Okay, TikTok lady, shut up. So Ariana's like, here's the reason why I can't move on. Okay, you're like now it's like, March, 2024, but like that was the summer of 2023. And she says, you know, I think the only way past it is like through it. And by the only way through it is by turning into a little gray rock. And if I'm past if I'm like, like if it's like a year whatever, you know, like I needed to process it. But if

it's like a year from now, sure, like chicken on me, but like I understand people come from a place of care. But like, come on, it was only three months. That's basically what you're saying. So Andy's like, well, in happier news, I wanna talk about Jax Taylor. And they all start laughing because nobody's ever considered Jax Taylor happier news.

You know? Yeah, I was trying to think of an example of where Jax Taylor could be happier. He's like penicillin. Isn't penicillin an illness that they inject you with to like help other illnesses? That's Botox. Um, penicillin, Botox is poison that we put on our faces to get stay young. Right.

Penicillin is just like, uh, it's just, it's just like a fungus. Okay, well, what do they call it when they ingest, they ingest you guys, when they inject you with an illness to fight the other illness, that's how they fight the common cold, no? They put the flu in you and then- Like a vaccine? Uh-huh. Well, Jax is not a vaccine. I'm too stupid to make-

Jax is not a vaccine in any, like in happier news, Jax Taylor, what would be something where you say in happier news, Jax Taylor? I think it's like, you're talking about Larsa Pippen. Well, in happier news, Jax Taylor. Although I think actually Larsa is better than Jax. That's really tough.

I don't know. My brain literally, I feel leakage. Leakage is coming out of my ears. That hurt. That's a lot of twisting in my brain. Okay, so who cares? So who's talked to Jax? And Ariana's like, I mean,

I've talked to Brittany kind of sometimes, but. More like I just hear her voice echoing through all of Valleyville. Jai, jai, jai, jai, jai, jai, jai, jai, jai, x. It's hard to know what's the echo on what's her voice. Ryan, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo, hi-yo. Brock's like, yeah, I feel like Jakes has really become the plus one in Brittany's life.

Oh, stop trying to just have a buddy in the way back. Brock, Brock, Brooke, Brock, Brock, Brock. Jack should be so lucky to be a plus one in anyone's life to be honest, because he doesn't he's really a because he's a real big minus. Plus one minus. It's called math. Why are you trying to hurt my brain today? I was like, penicillin addition, the Bible.

Oh, um, so Andy's like, Schwartz, we saw you broke her piecein, addition, the Bible. So Andy's like, Schwartz, we saw you broke her peace between the boys on the show, and we've seen photos of you guys hanging out since the show. What's the status of your relationship now? And Sandra was like, nothing below the waist, Andy. He keeps making like sex jokes at Andy and Andy falls for it every time. Andy loves it.

And Katie's getting so pissed every time he does it and Andy laughs, Katie's like... It's like a door being opened really, really slowly. I also, I do like Sandoval saying nothing about the way, like it is, I would actually, if someone had to say a word to explain Jax and Zanderval, it would be waste, like human waste, like garbage, detritus waste. Well, I will say it was such a typical Jax confrontation. I mean, he comes into the restaurant and then we just see Jax like, whoa, you are,

people hate you, bro. Hate you. Everyone has an opinion on that. Everyone has an opinion on that. Every single person has an opinion on that. Yeah. So he's like, yeah, you had to heard it from everyone. Now you have to hear it from Jax and the sound of all the, yeah.

I mean, listen, every time I saw Jax, I would come up to him and at least give him three compliments every time, bro. How could he do that to me? Yeah. Well, because of Jax. Like that's the thing, Sandoval, if you want human beings to like you, then see past your narcissism, compliment them three times, three times, three times.

I read that in some Joel Osteen book or some shit. I was like, I complimented him three times. How could this happen? Yeah. And and and he's like, yeah, man, it's like, Jack's just like telling me about like, theories about me and everything. It's like, dude, you haven't like even talked to me in like three years. You don't even know me. And Ariana's like, yeah, and that's how I felt about you Schwartz trying to talk to me about who I am. I was like, I don't see you, who are you? So what were the rumors that Katie heard about Jax? And she's like, like, I mean, I would hear like rumors about him like hanging out

with like a waitress or something. Brittany? No, like a waitress. Lala? No, she was a hostess. A waitress. Lala? No, she was a hostess. A waitress, you? No! To be fair, they only hang out with waitstaff

on this show. Literally everybody you guys hang out with is a waiter. Yeah. By the way, rumors about Jax having sex with someone in the bathroom door, is that a rumor or is that a brand? Cause that's kind of what he's known for. That's what he's known for, yeah, right?

Banging in the bathroom. And Lala's like, yeah, there was That's what he's known for. Yeah, right. Bangin' in the bathroom. And Lala's like, yeah, there was a lot of rumors. And Katie's like, yeah. And again, like, they were just things that were online, and I would, like, see them online. So I'm like, why is everybody mad that I saw a rumor online being mad at the internet? And so Katie's like, I mean, it wasn't like texting cheating.

Cause it was like, he's going to a bar or whatever. Like, and they're talking about how like she, uh, she knows like, you know, like I believe the rumors at first, but then like Brittany has like, Jack says like no murder and everything. So like, she would be able to totally see like the texts, the text messages and everything. So like, I don't think the rumors are true. Katie's like, it's not dating Sheena. It's fucking in bathrooms. You don't text back and forth to do that. Oh, really? Because I kind of do that. Hey, Brock, you want to go

like fucking about the right now? So we just I'm into it. I'm into it. I'll be a plus one in the bathroom. All right. See you very soon. Are you got some good notifications there. So sorry. It's Brock, you all a folk. So James like, there's no time to there's no time to text Sheena. What don't you understand if you're gonna have to get a fuck with someone

doesn't have time to do that. Don't have time to text anyone. Yeah, come on. Don't let's all agree on how to fuck in a bathroom. All right. It's not that hard to understand. Come on, don't let's all agree on how to fuck in the bathroom. All right So Schwartz is like in this day and age. Whoa, there's no way you're gonna get away with cheating like that in the bathroom I mean surely it's not true chance would never and Tom's like, yeah Yeah, you would never get away with that in this day and age

You literally got away with fucking somebody for seven months right under the cameras. No What are we talking about? Schwartz got away with disappearing in Mexico all night wandering around. You guys get away with shit all the time. Get the fuck out of here with that. Yeah, exactly. Especially because Jax and Brittany's separation happened the night after he was out with you two jokers all night long doing God knows what and God knows what bathroom. with you two jokers all night long, doing God knows what and God knows what bathroom, you know? Exactly.

Well, fun news, Jax and Brittany just announced their separation, so I assume it had something to do with cheating. Sure, it's like, no, no, what? No, no way. That's really crazy, because if they were cheating, that would mean that we would have to have been covering

for them and coming up with alibis. No. We would never do that. We were just, we just asked a waitress from the bathroom to come meet Tom's family at a ski slope. No. What's the big deal? They just stopped bringing out the best in each other. They were like the reverse of Hellmans. They were not bringing out the best.

But you know, like I just went to Kentucky with them and stuff and everything seemed to be okay. And James like, yeah, I guess none of us saw this one coming at all. Hey, I Love shorts as the character witness, but oh, we just went to Kentucky and everything seemed fine It's like yeah, I'm sure that Schwartz is really seeing the clues. It's time for a commercial It's time for a crap. It's commercial Payton it's happening. You're finally being recognized for being very online. It's about damn time.

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really hurt Lala. This has been five minutes and it hasn't been about Lala. Let's change that. Lala is like, well, let me guess. So was it Jax reviving, was it Jax revving up Brittany that whole time that made it so that Brittany and I got into World War III? Is that what happened? This tenuous segue that Lala tries. Oh yeah, oh yeah, so you know what, I guess here's what's wrong with their marriage,

is that Jax is rubbing up Brittany to get mad at me. Shall I illustrate what happens? Lala, who's so upset that another man is, we're spending too much time on another man's cheating instead of her man, is like interrupting the man cheating segment to get mad at a nanny storyline. Yeah, and such a weird nanny storyline.

So weird. So she's like, so guess what, Brittany acted so out of pocket at my gender reveals, and it sounds like she wasn't even, was Brittany even at the gender reveal? And it sounds like she wasn't even was Brittany even at the gender reveal? And I couldn't even tell. So it was just the same day she wasn't even at the gender reveal.

Also gender reveals. Exactly. Lala you had a gender reveal. You need to just stop it. Can we just like you should fire just for that. Can we have a daddy reveal? I think that would be better. Like let's just like cut the cake open and look at the dad's LinkedIn, you know? Does he have a neck? Did you find one without a neck? Like-

I don't want a gender reveal. I want a shut the fuck up reveal. I want some of the slices with cake and the cake says, honestly, shut the fuck up. Yeah. So she's like, she has a monologue. She's like, yeah. Well, first we get a scene from the gender reveal

and her brother is like all dread, dreadlocked and he's like, yeah, cutting the cake. And I just feel like he's like her. He's like, yeah, two pack, two packs in us. He's all dreadlocked. He's like, can't wait to see this baby. Oh, so it's a girl?

Well, way to fuck it up, dude. Like, you're not the mayor of gender reveal town. Who let this fucker cut the cake? I just feel like, I just, I don't know. I just feel like gender reveals are about as dull as they could be. Like literally, I don't think anyone cares what color your cake is going to be.

Just, you know, I'm just over the entire concept to begin with. So the fact that Lala had one, of course she had one, cause Lala is basic like that, right? But nevertheless, so she has a gender reveal. Oh my gods, you guys, the cake has spoken. My baby is a furries. Guys, I mean, until they open up gender reveals to be like all-encompassing, I don't want

to hear it. Guys, big news. We cut a cake and we found out about my baby. My baby is going to be lemon creams. What if the baby is one of those people that identifies as a baby? Because they have that. That's a thing now where people are like, I'm the baby. What if the baby is like, I identify as the baby?

Cause we're gonna have a baby thing party for my babies. Guys, guess what? My baby is confetti. We sliced into the cake and it was confetti. So my baby identifies as confetti and will only use the confetti bathrooms. Oh my gosh. Okay, so. That sounded so problematic.

I went too far. I apologize. It's not sound like I was making more of the bathroom issue and I just was taking the confetti joke. What's the bathroom? Well genders. Oh, I was not. I support, I support, Oh, watch me spiral about a joke about confetti. I support confetti peeing wherever it needs to be.

Regardless, I'm going to spiral about my confetti gender. The point is I think we're past gender reveals. We can do other things. Exactly. Like let's celebrate the baby's shape. Like let's be like, look at this baby's Botticelli shape inside the room. Here's what I would like.

Here's what I would like. Here's a gender reveal I would like. Your doctor calls and tells you what the gender is. And you're like, cool. How about we have a astrology reveal where it's like we find out when your baby is gonna be born and then we give 200 bucks to Ali Bali. And Ali Bali comes in and say,

your baby is such a Gemini right now. How about a Kyle Chan reveal where you cut a cake and Kyle Chan pops up to present sandwiches. Yeah, Kyle Chan just pops up and says, baby, I don't know anything about you yet, but you're going to get 10% off of whatever jewelry you need for the rest of your life. I've made it. I've made it. I've made it into a cake reveal. Someone sliced a cake and I popped out. Okay. So back to this made up bullshit. So Lala's like, yeah, she, Jax wrapped Brittany up to get fight. She was so out of pocket in my gender reveal.

She raised it out to my mother and she was so out of pockets because people like to get real Hollywood quick and call babysitters nannies, all right? Babysitter, nanny, those are very different things. I'm gonna put up every fucking male I have and tell you this much, bitches. Lalaala saying-

Babies are different than nannies. Boom! This, okay, there's a lot to unpack here. Okay, first of all, this idea that people get real Hollywood when they call babysitters nannies is hilarious. I guess she's implying that like, people are elevating a babysitter to a nanny. Okay, that's ridiculous.

But also this whole thing, she's speaking with the urgency of like making an important statement like impact over intention or intention over impact, whatever that phrase, we all know that phrase that Katie actually said on this very reunion. And, but she's like, babysitters are different than nannies. I'm like, please don't like, please don't elevate this to the level of something that's actually important

in our society, you know? Like, yes, they are two different jobs, but she's acting as if like, it needs to be said. Okay, if you call a babysitter a nanny and a nanny a babysitter, you're making great mistakes. Okay, you're dead to me. So she's like, they're very different things, nannies and babysitters.

So don't text my mothers the day we're finding out that we're having a baby girl. And say, did you really hire my nanny without my permissions? Because first of all, you're in Kentucky with Cruz. And you said, and I have Jax yelling at me, and I said, well, then you need to have Jax call me so I can eat him alive instead. Bitch. And her hot dog fingers are like all pointing and like words matters. Nanny's babysitters are not the same thing. So you try. So Brittany left town. You tried to snake her babysitter from her. You got caught. She called to ask what the fuck because the babysitter ratted your ass out within two seconds.

And now you're saying that you shouldn't be in trouble for it because it's not like you stole a nanny. What the fuck kind of logic is this? This is really on the level of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, with Katy Perry stealing Taylor's backup dancers, I think. I'm not gay enough to know all of this. This is an important issue in popular culture. I'm very heterosexual most of the time, guys.

When I'm not talking about Bravo, I really don't understand Katy Perry stories, so. I just flew to Taylor Swift to see if Ben happy. So Andy's like, oh, I share babysitters with everyone. I mean, anyone on Grindr's pretty much good enough for me. Andy, do you mean babysitter or do you mean nanny? Because babysitters, nannies, very different things.

And people get real Hollywood real fast calling babysitters nannies. Kids just want to make sure we're on the same page, okay? I was like, had it not been Bretonase, my mom would have slapped this hoe to New Year's the next time we saw her. My 63-year-old mom is questioned by Kentucky Muffin. Are you joking?

Are you joking? K. Lala's poor mother harassed by Brittany asking, did you hire my babysitter? Which is a stupid thing for Brittany to be asking in the first place, but also stupid to be so offended by this. Not really.

It's hard to find a damn good babysitter, okay? And the second you leave, Lala is like snaking your fucking babysitter. Well, you know, Lala snake of, she snaked a ran. She snaked some other girls Range Rover. That was some other girls. Like there was still lipstick from some other girl in that Range Rover when she got that. And now she's snaking somebody's fucking babysitters. Get your own shit lady with the claws.

somebody's fucking babysitters, get your own shit, lady with the claws. But here's the thing, Lala can't just snake Brittany's mom. Well, she didn't steal her mom. I'm saying the mom's basically the babysitter, right? Well, yeah, that's true. Well, you never know. You know, you put white lipstick on someone and you've got to show it.

Call it a day. So we go on break with this big babysitter drama. Are you choking? And then welcome back. And he's like, Oh, go ahead. Now I was gonna say, by the way, thanks Lala for ruining the entire assignment where everyone chimes in about Jack's cheating. It gets derailed about the stupid thing about Britney stealing a mammy. Yeah. Do you think that was on purpose? Because we were robbed of that and Jack's probably was cheating. He's just announced his new 23 year old, no, actually she's older.

She's not the same. Schwartz and Sandoval both have like 23 years. This girl's I think like 31. Oh wow. She's pretty good. I'm impressed actually. I feel like Jax deserves a medal for dating someone only like 15 years younger.

I know exactly. So we go on break and we come back and Andy is like- That's like dating an old lady in Hollywood, right? I know it's it's shocking. You might as well be doing Diane Weiss. So the Andy is like, said of all you and she had been through. Don't speak. Do not speak. Don't speak. So you've been through a lot of you unblocked Sheena on Instagram, Sandvon, more

importantly, have you unblocked the summer moon? He's like, Whoa, well, I didn't block summer moon to like, like Sheena and any accounts associated with her. And it blocked her whole family. It blocked summer moon. It blocked Ariana's bunghole booger face. Lots of accounts disappeared. Well, I'm still blocked, but that's okay. He's like, oh man, sorry, dude. Sandy's like, ha, you're pretty much on a mage blocking spree, huh? He's like, yeah, man, a little bit. All right, well, Brock, you said you've seen Sandoval be a better friend than to Sandoval than to Ariana.

Oh, sorry, that's my bad. He said you've been a better, you've seen Sandoval then to Ariana. Oh, sorry, that's my bad. See, he said, you've been a better, you've seen Sandoval be a better friend to Sheena than Ariana has been. So what'd you mean by that? And he's like, well, I've seen a lot of women, a lot of evil, evil women being made to pull innocent Sheena who's never done nothing to nobody. Excuse me, sir, if anyone has been mean to women,

it's been you, first of all, okay? Let's stop coming for the women on this show. Second of all, when all those women were being so mean to poor, innocent Sheena, who was sticking up for them? Ariana was the only one. So if you're gonna watch the show that closely, maybe you should start taking notes next time.

Yeah, so- Big, gorgeous, fucking incorrect motherfucker. I didn't have anything to add to that That's why just now, please do some squats very near me in the speedo now take off all your clothes I hear speedo. Please. Thank you Please just read more Buddha quotes into my ear when you're in a speedo. Thank you That's like drinking a foster isn't open the other business gets drunk And so we're in a speedo and hoping someone else's foo buzz back in the back of their

throat. That's like Waltz and Matilda and expecting someone else's kangaroo to hop over the fence. So Brock is like everyone else you know, the end of all is headed back and obviously you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So Ariana's like, well, a couple of things. We all get torn apart, you know, online. So best lesson learned is to stay at the comment section first and foremost.

Well, Brock's thing doesn't make sense because he said all the women have been mean to my girlfriend or my wife on this show. And then I'm seeing that she's in the middle of two very long-term friendships. And then other people who aren't even on this show online are being mean to her. Okay, but how's that Ariana's fault?

That's not her fault. And people were being mean to her for cozying up to Sandoval, which she was fucking doing at the end of the day. We found out she was doing that. So if it's so important to Sheena, then tell Sheena to grow a fucking pair. So Ariana, yeah, cause he's like, she's getting torn apart.

And Ariana's like, well, first of all, we all get torn apart. So the best lessons to say out of the comment section. Okay. So also number two, the stuff about the girls is true and I've been with her on her side with that. So obviously things this year are more difficult. Ariana, like I just want to say, Ariana did such a good job at this reunion. There were so many times she should have just lost her shit on people. She doesn't lose her shit. And if anything, she just delivers really amazing low key burns on them. You know, she's doing such a great passive aggressive job.

I just like my hat is off to her, although I'm giving my hat on the video, as you can see. But look, there you go. And she's like, she's busier this year than she's ever been, even when she started filming this season. But you know, like, but even before she got busy, like, you know, it started, I was ignored. No, but she wasn't paying as much attention to me. So that's big. That's Sheena's big argument. Like, sure, maybe I cozied up to Tom, but it was because Ariana was too famous to, you know, ask me how my vlog was going. Yeah, exactly. She was taking up all the slots on Dancing with the Stars. So, was going. Yeah, exactly. She was taking up all the slots on Dancing with the Stars. So, and then Ariana's like, Yeah, well, you know, we've all seen the trailers and stuff of things

you said. So then Ariane, then we have a- Right. She's like, Yeah, of course I'm distant because I see what the fuck you're saying, Sheena. You have a podcast where you say it, you have a vlog where you say it, and a YouTube where you say it, and a TV show where you say it, you know. Yeah. And then, and then, you know, she's like, you know, there were some things that you said, like you said that like Sandoval was more sad about losing you than me. It was like, yeah, but like you hadn't seen this show,

so like you haven't even, and you've only seen clips on TikTok, which by the way, you're not following me by the way. And like, there are like so many larger conversations. Like I just wish like you did get to see, like maybe like one of those conversations you could have seen was maybe a producer from Dancer and Star saying we should have Sheena on it. And then maybe if you'd seen it, you could have

advocated for me. I don't know, just saying just putting things out there. That's Sheena's big thing. Like you didn't even watch the season. So you don't know what I said. It was nothing nice. Everything that's been repeated has been what you've said. So I don't know how you're getting away with that. But she's like, Andy's like, are you jealous of Ariana's opportunities? And then we see the clip of Sheena and Bedavala going,

why can't I ever have a moment? Where's the chance it's gonna be about me? Yeah. We're gonna just be about Sheena, says the person who had like all of last season dedicated to her wedding. So Sheena's like, Like who's had two wedding seasons, a baby season.

It wasn't being jealous. It was just like a feeling of being left out. Like call me a pick me or I don't know, like a music superstar, whatever you want to call me. I just like want a feeling of validation or like a phone call from Dancing with the Stars. And like not just from like men, but like men who work at, I don't know, Dancing with the Stars. And like, and for my friends and my friends who work on like, I don't know, Dancing with the Stars, just thinking about things, just putting it out there in the universe.

And now I'd like to cut to my favorite segment, Katie's face. Just cuts to Katie like... It just like she got all this opportunity and I was like, I'm just like, don't forget about me, don't forget about us. I want to be on like the journey with her, like you know, and like maybe even if that journey involves me being on Dancing with the Stars, okay? Katie, are you okay? Katie?

Um, I think that Katie needs a defibrillator. It feels so good. It's like Katie yoga face, you know, just stay like that. Um, so Ariana's like, but at the end of the day, you're getting nothing from nothing. Sheena's family. And you know what? You're never not going to be family.

By the way, I'm not speaking to my family. Not speaking to my brother. Not speaking to my brother. Katie, Tom apologized to you. How much do you think that Tom Sandoval contributed to your divorce? And she's like, I mean, when someone speaks so negatively about you to your husband for like, a year's Katie, you married a piece of shit who never gave you the respect that you deserved. Tom Sandoval certainly did not help, but blaming Tom Sandoval for that choice is not a great one.

Sometimes you just need to say, you know what? I bought cookie ice cream and I should have bought chocolate chip. I'm never gonna buy cookie ice cream again. Let it melt on the counter, then kick it into the fucking trash, okay? That's exactly what you should say. And Sandoval, like if Sandoval did influence Schwartz

to like, you know, like influence him with negative thoughts about Katie, then she should still blame Schwartz because he should have been able to stand in his love for Katie rather than be influenced by his douchebag business partner who wears Talbots, you know, to a reunion. I love that we get a little Talbot some there.

So she's like, Yeah, it's like there was this constant pull from Tom Sandoval for my husband not to like me. And Sandoval is like, um, I felt the opposite to me, honest. And I knew our relationship with myself and I knew what's gonna happen when you got involved with the Schwartz and Sandy situation. And she's like, and then we see clips of that. Or he's like, this is not your business, Katie. And Katie's like, I have more experience

than all of you guys. You know, it's just rich coming from Sand... I mean, I'll take that back. We don't use the phrase, it's just rich with this show. But like, it's just like... It's just temporarily rich. It's just rich with this show. But like, it's just like it's just temporarily rich. It's just a house in valley. It's just temporarily rich before it pisses all its money away on terrible business deals.

Sandoval has poked his nose into everyone else's business about their business or whatever else they're doing in their life. And Katie doing that. Well, it's just it's it's just as rich for Sandoval. So he just needs to get over it. I'm Shimon Liayi and I have a new podcast called The Competition. Every year, 50 high school senior girls compete in a massive scholarship competition. I wouldn't say I have an ego problem,

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probably at its inception. They hate each other. Yeah. They hate each other's guts. It's been one of the great hatred stories on this show. Yeah. And we don't need Sandoval cheating on Ariana to justify anything in this relationship, which I think kind of does happen, right? Because he becomes enemy number one, rightly so.

But then it's like sudden Katie vindication. I don't think Katie was obviously right in all of those fights with Tom Sandoval, but we're at the point now where we really don't care anymore, you fuck. Yeah, I thought Tom Sandoval is who I'm talking to, not Katie. I think it was clear that when Schwartz gave

the ring on the string to Katie, it was clear he was not serious and not interested in this relationship, but he was too scared to back out of it. Yeah, Tom Schwartz sucks, but Katie and Tom Sandoval have hated each other forever. And I really, please just do me a favor and never make up because it's like my favorite thing to ever come out of this show is the hatred between us two. By the way, I would say it seems like in your case, congratulations to Sandoval for, I feel

like breaking the old adage that the enemy of my enemy is my best friend. I feel like the enemy of your enemy is just another enemy. Ha ha ha. All right, listen, I have no enemies. I just talk about whatever I'm seeing the day of the show. You know what? The day of the show? You lose, sir.

Swinners is gonna be losers, okay? You're a loser. Ramona cominginners, it's gonna be losers, okay? You're a loser. Ramona coming in to settle the score. Yeah. Just how it goes, okay? You're an enemy and you're an enemy, and you know what? You both look older than I do, okay?

You look old, I look young. Yeah. So, he's like, yeah, we're just different people, Katie, and the way I handle situations annoys you, and, you know, like, it really hurts. Are you the diminished me? Oh my God, I'm so human. And that.

Shut up, you are fucking subhuman, and you deserve every bit of diminishing you get. Yes. Okay. And Katie's like, well, when people wanna play in my face. Oh no, first of all, she goes, I don't think you've treated me very humanely. Oh.

Isn't that humane? Okay, I'm not even gonna get into it. Like, what is humane? You know what the humane society does, right? You know what? You know what it depends, right? You know what name that covers? You know what name that action that name covers up, right? So she's like, Yeah, you haven't treated me very humanely, Tom. He's like, yeah, you haven't treated me very humanely, Tom. He's like, Katie, how do you treat people on a regular basis?

Honestly, Katie. And she's like, well, when people want to play in my face, I'm going to treat them exactly as I see it. I don't know. Choke. I don't care. And he goes, well, the chemistry is undeniable. And he's like, yeah, we're gonna go bang it out me and Katie.

And even Andy does, he's trying to win Andy over with another sexual comment, but even Andy's like, oh, didn't work this time, didn't laugh. That's gross. You're a pretty disgusting trash bag of a human being. But we'll still probably fire Ariana and keep you for next season. All right.

Hey, we're back. Do you think that he's gonna do that? Here's the reason I say that they're probably gonna get rid of Ariana, because it's Bravo. And that's what Bravo does, you know? And I think back to all the seasons of Southern Charm, all these women that have like finally stood up to the men and not taking their bullshit and been like,

we don't need to be here for these Peter Pan motherfuckers. And then they're gone. Yeah, I think Ariana is gonna, I think she's gonna move on. She was too successful Ariana is gonna, I think she's gonna move on. She was too successful between Chicago and Love Island. She's gonna move on. She doesn't need this show right now. The show is doing nothing but like,

like actually hurting her relationships with the people that are her friends and like hurting, it seems like it hurts her like emotionally. There's no reason for her to be on the show as far as I can see. I mean, there's reason for us because we like her and she's entertaining and she is like one of the few like seemingly good people on this show. But I think she's she can move on and be like just just fly beyond the show.

But I think that she will ultimately come back, but I think that she's gonna like live in the success. Don't deal with all this bullshit. Fly like the bird that you are. And then when your wing gets broken again, you come right on back just like Stassi did. Because remember Stassi pulled the same move. Don't forget, she left, she came back. Well, that was different because Stassi was like,

I'm too good for this. It's like her second year or whatever, her third year. She's like, I'm too good for this. And then she wasn't. And then they were like well fuck you You thought you were too good for us Then she had to cry spend a year getting in grace re-engra-ciated but sometimes people have to go on rum springer you know and They see how you like it in the world without sin. It's like reverse

Leave the trashiest shit in the world and to go to her innocent life go to land, Pennsylvania Go live with the mom Amish person for a year and see how you like that. No, but I'm not saying that- And then come back when you're ready to be garbage again. Yeah, I'm not saying that I want Arianna to leave. Reverse Rum Springer.

I'm not saying I want her to leave or that, like, she should leave. That's a great idea to send cast members from these shows to, like, an Amish country, you know, reverse Rum Springer. Yeah. See what they choose at the end of the day. Ariana has too many great opportunities and she shouldn't be wasting time in a situation

where she has to become like pretend or have the people that are around her try to force her into Sandoval's life. She should go fly and when she's ready to come back, come on back. Well, when Sheena was invited to perform at Kyle Chan's Good as Gold party, all the gang flew north to support her. Are we really gonna pretend we're breaking the fourth wall and going with that line of more shit? I know, exactly. They spent the rest of this episode

talking about authenticity, and now we're gonna sit here and listen to it. Like, oh yeah, everyone wants to go up to San Francisco, and like- We wanna watch Sheena do her two minutes. We want to leave Los Angeles and go someplace where it's foggy and freezing cold to watch Sheena sing a song about apples for Kyle Chan, the strange jeweler hanger on on this group. Lucky Sheena being invited to do Kyle Chan of all things. Oh, Kyle.

Kyle Jell-A. Kyle Jell all things. Oh, Kyle. Carl Jell-A. Carl Jell-A, who needs dancing with the stars when you've got Kyle Chan events in San Francisco? Yes, having the greatest ball that the Bay Bridge has ever seen. So now we're gonna guilt Ariana for Dan. So it's like Dan came all the way and then he skipped all the group activities.

Why Ariana? She's like, um, well, first Dan was just gonna like come to LA, but then we were like going to see Sheena's things. So I was like, I guess you can come do Sheena's thing. Yeah, I'm like, why not? Partake. This is television. Everyone wants to see it. He's not getting paid for this. And then like evil Andy starts to come out. He's like, yeah, but he's still your boyfriend and Brock didn't get paid at first.

So he doesn't deal with it. He doesn't want to be on it. I love that when she's like, he doesn't want to be on the show. Like Brock is a thirst. Brock literally married Sheena to be on this show. Okay, the guy came. Look at all the guys done. He deserves a paycheck. Okay, he's earned it. But she's like, not everybody wants to be on your stupid show.

You fucking clown car of a human being. Well, I love when she goes, hmm, well, different strokes for different folks. That was like, ooh, like, it's just like so beautifully passed, like, so dismissive, like, well, yes, of course Brock wants that, well, different strokes for different pathetic, thirsty folks. And then right out. So, and also Brock was getting paid because he was doing

advertising for a stupid gym and a stupid business and a stupid app that he was trying to do. Why do you think Brock's here for, get out of here. So she, Ariana's like, yeah, different structure, different folks. Andy says, Lala, did they give you bars that he didn't want to come and she's like, no, it's just like it was already so awkward. And I was like, girl, so let me get this straight. You have a guy that you only have to deal with, like get some dick at the end of the

day. Maybe I could deal with that. All right, great. Hey, She, you encouraged Sandoval to apologize to Ariana. Why did you do that? Aside from the fact that we had our producers to ask you to do that for us. Cause there were so many times when she's like, oh my God, why isn't he apologizing to me? Like he's apologized to everybody else.

I was like, maybe I should get her to apologize and then she'll really like me cause he'll like apologize to her. And then like everybody, I'll be like dancing with the stars and I'll be doing like sorry and then the producers have like a montage of Ariana saying like I didn't even get an apology like the one thing I still haven't gotten is an apology can

you believe it he still hasn't apologized and she's like yeah so like um I was like yeah I was gonna try to like help facilitate that um even though I did learn that you didn't want an apology even though in that clip that montage shows you literally asked for an apology and like, I'm a great friend and you acted like I was a terrible friend. Well, she was saying he's on an apology tour on the show to get everybody to talk to him. But the only person he has to apologize to is her, which is, I mean, it's kind of a point. I don't think she gives a shit about really getting an apology. Right. Stupid Sheena. Sheena's like, aw, I was just trying to be a good person, you guys. So, um, uh,

Andy's like, so the season ended in such a powerful way. Okay. Everyone's seen the episodes this season, but we intentionally didn't send you the last five minutes. And they're like, Oh God. And you just see Sheena and Lala's faces. Sheena's like, Why are there so many songs in my corner? Corner. Kitty's like, I'm scared. So, so now it begins.

Now we watch the clip with them. And so Ari on it, yelling it, poor Sheldon, what was it? Jeremiah. She's like, this is all for an audience who just wants 30 seconds of an audit for the audience and I'm calling a lift if you guys aren't gonna let me out of here. I'll see you later. I'm going to Applebee's. And then Santa's all like, Oh, yeah, you don't want to film with your ex and don't be on

the show. Why is it a rule that she would have to film with you? Yeah, on the show. I don't understand that. Well, oh, I was gonna say like, basically, it's like the whole last few minutes of the finale, which we already talked about. But it's, to me, this whole section was just like, hey, does anyone want to see Ariana's heartbreak in real time? Because here it is, watching her get more, be more feel more and more betrayed, because it's basically. Well, they're like, we're not getting a reaction from her.

We're not getting a reaction from her. We're not getting a reaction from her. Let's just keep on going until we get a fucking reaction from her. And Xanable has this creepy ass smile on his face. Like he's so proud. He's so proud that like, he's like, see, like I finally said it.

And look, like Lala has my back and she not like, I'm totally vindicated. Like I won. Like he has this evil pathetic smile on his face. That's what cracks me up is these people like literally watch this and think they, they were doing the right thing the whole time and they're going to be vindicated.

It's so funny to me. It's like Lala really thought this was going to be it for her and she was going to be totally vindicated vindicated Yeah, people are any narcissist and crazy You're crazy see Ariana who has really bitten her tongue this whole reunion I've been really good about like when when Lala has come for her and everything Ariana has been very patient and very chill and Like Lala says here and says I'm in your corner I'm in your corner and then she sees this thing and you just see Ariana just like, oh my God, like, fuck this girl.

Yeah, so it gets to the part where Tom is going on and he's telling everybody, Ariana doesn't even like you guys. She talks shit about all of you. And when push comes to shove, I'm the one that's there. And she's just saying, I know you are. That's why it's so hard. So there's all of that.

And it's like they cave immediately, you know? And then Lala being like, I'm gonna break the fourth wall now and do this small analog about what an asshole is. She is, she thinks she's Beyonce's and it's bullshit that she can't film with someone that she stays under the same roof with. I get it, he fucking cheated,

but he did not kill someone once. When you moved on in eight days. And then it just cuts to Ariana. She goes, now it's eight days. Yeah. I keep changing her timeline for her. And we see all the clips of them throughout the years, which, you know.

This is where I kind of cried because- That's good. Cause it's like, it feels like the end. Yeah, because they're crying. You know, they're like, oh, like they get a little tender and they're like, we have done this our whole adult lives. You know, and they started crying. And then I started thinking about my youth because, we have done this our whole adult lives, you know, and they started crying and then I started thinking about my youth

because I've been doing this their whole adult lives. Yeah, it's just like weird. I was like, what about my life? What about where my life is gone? Where's my life gone? I mean, oh my God, I've been like wasting my life just like them. I mean, this, this show, it is an interesting situation. I'm the real victim in all of this. I'm the real one.

But like we were talking, we were talking about recapping New Jersey the other day and about how Rachel Fuda's, you know, like Jen Festla's 40s, who knows how, 47, 55, who knows, and then Rachel Fuda's 40, is 31 or 32 years old. But if you think about it, like Schwartz is essentially like what, 10 years older than Rachel Fuda. I don't know if he's 42, but he's 41, 40. But the point is this. Rachel Fuda

is like a baby compared to this cast. And she's a real housewife. At some point, this cast is just sort of like, like this, oh, look at all these young people trying to figure out their lives. It's like, oh, these young people are older than now real housewives. So like every, don't know what I'm trying to say. But basically, as we're seeing, it's like, it feels complex at the end of the show, because at a certain point, they can only continue this essential premise for so long. Well, it's the end of an era, I guess. I love the show, but you know, something else. Hello there, This is a two part recap, okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this.

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