Watch What Crappens - #2447 Below Deck Med S09E01 Part 2: Days of No Wine and Roses

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

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elbow grease, elbow grease in Athens, Greece. God, that was, that was hilarious. Oh my God. Grease in Greece. It doesn't get better than that, am I right? So now it's nighttime and the provisions still have not arrived. Nothing is there. There's no wine.

There's no Prosecco. There's no champagne. Yeah. And Aisha's like, well, we can do baseline and then we get a guest preference, but I've only got a quarter of the baseline. Where the fuck is my Rosé? Yacht service? Yeah.

Wait a minute. I recognize his voice. No you don't. You have no idea who I am. You're GD Liar, what do you need? Greek, Greek, Greek, Greek. Spanical, but I'll tell you that much. Well I didn't get my baseline alcohol.

Oh. You have reached provisions. To leave a message. Wait for the beep. Beep. You can't just go into anti-machine mode when we're in the middle of a conversation, Norma. So then we go to crew meeting protocol and a meeting and the captain's like, oh gosh, sorry the provisions were delayed, but guess what pressure makes us?

Better makes us better at our jobs, doesn't it? God, pressure, the missing ingredient. You know what makes us better makes us better at our jobs, doesn't it? God pressure the missing ingredient You know, it makes you know, it makes cookies better pressure Yeah, you know what makes Billy Joel songs better pressure one of my favorite Billy Joel songs Hey, you know what the other thing that pressure does it also makes us hungrier because we don't have the food But anyway, great time today everyone's anyone hear that there's a leak? There's a leak in the bedroom. So if you have some time, go check it out.

It's pretty cool. So we're a team and the team is focused on the same goal. And that goal is, and Nathan goes, money. She says, no, that was disrespectful. You're gonna die in your sleep. I'm just warning you now. Just kidding. Have a good time, guys.

All right, the goal is to provide a level of service, right, because there's stuff that's important. We gotta respect each other culturally, sexually, professionally. Definitely don't harass other cultures sexually in an unprofessional manner. No sexual harassment, okay? If the word no is used, respect that word, even if it's in a different language, okay?

Or if it comes from a provisioner and no drinking on charter I would like to out by oh, hey, I'd like like to introduce you to our engineers. Here's Ivan and Luca they just finished intimidating someone in the back alley and They've never heard the phrase If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean apparently because they're just leaning right there against that window. So please, I don't know what there's 30 surfaces somewhere guys. Does Ivan hate Captain Sandy? I mean, he's just like, I'm Ivan. Like leaning, crossing his arms, looking all surly.

Like how dare you? I cannot believe a woman is in charge of me on a boat. Like Ivan, you're going to need to get used to it. Okay it Okay, because I'll tell you it's not gonna take your shit. Her name is Captain Sandy Captain Sandy motherfucking yawn, sir Mm-hmm. So now it's bedtime and Joe and Nathan are in their bongs and they're like talking about which girls are hot and Joe is Like I like I like Amy. Nathan's like who's Amy? Is it Amy? He's like, I don't know. I forget. And it just cuts to Ellie. It's like, they're talking about Ellie. Ellie's like, I want to fuck eyebrows. I want to fuck them so bad. So then it's late night sleep time and Asia's tossing and turning and can't sleep. And I'm like, I don't know, I'm supposed to poop in a place with a door and running water.

It's so weird. I spent my entire life ignoring provisions and now that I actually want them, I can't get them. So she doesn't get sleep and neither does John. Oh, dun, dun, dun. So now Joe and Ellie are in the mess and she's wearing her bunny costume for some reason. And he's like, nice ears.

And she's like, oh, this is nothing I full outfit. This is just ears. And he goes, he's like, yeah, you know, I find her very attractive, like confident. That's what I like, but it is weird that she's putting Playboy bunny ears on my head. So then, yeah, and the producer's like, oh my God, you're like foaming at the mouth, Joe. He's like, yes, I am, I am.

So now Asia checks the provisioner and she's like, so when can I expect the rest of my provisions? They're like, oh, sorry, sorry. So we ran into some issues, but we should have the order there by 1145 a.m. in six days. Is that okay? Or p.m. Who's really to know? Tell the one who claims to be running away from terrorists, maybe she could deal with Saddam, but she's not going to be able to deal with Noor Prasekh. Bwa ha, bwa ha ha ha ha, bwa ha ha, hold on, dot dot dot dot, next page, flip it over for

her. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hold on that that that that next page flip it over for her. All right. Only accented provisioner. So then we see Ian in Sandy's brain in the bridge and he's like, Oh, Captain, I want to show you my rotation schedule. First I'm going to have this person and then I'm going to have that person. And then I'm going to have this. And she goes, thank you. That's awesome. Wow.

Included in a rotation schedule. I have never felt the love like I feel right now. H-U-G-S, who's gonna hug you? It's me. It's me, get over here. Get over here, hug me right now. Can you even believe it? Did you say can you? No, can you? Can you even believe it? Did you say can you know, can you, can you even believe it? Oh, sorry, sorry. I got excited. So Asia Asia's like Asia finds a bottle of champagne. We're

watching this. It's so stressful because they have these like crates of provisions everywhere. Nothing is put away. Nothing. Everything's a mess and yet they don't have what they need. And the entire boat is like a total shit show. So she has one bottle of champagne for this entire charter. It does make me ask, why don't they just like get in a golf cart and find a supermarket and just like buy some stuff? Like why are they, why do they have to wait

for the provisioner? I don't know. I don't know if it's just already all been paid for and they don't really have a budget to just do all that stuff without it. I don't know. Um, or maybe it's because he's fucking lying to them and saying that he's right down the street and he never comes, you know? Like it's wild. I'm like, just get into, just say, take a taxi, buy, you know,

10 bottles of something and just have them on hand like why is this this I don't know why the provisioner is so inept but I also don't know why there's no ability to just fix the situation. Well we're about to go over to Europe. Okay as we mentioned earlier we're not there yet but we're going to go and here's my thing. I believe that these shows are so beautiful to look at because there's not Costco's on every corner. And I think that we're very American and being like, just go to the 7-Eleven or the Costco or whatever. I have a feeling.

I mean, it's not obviously they sell stuff there. I'm not saying they don't. But I don't know that it's just easy to like go into a superstore and get everything you need. I think it's a lot of biking on windy little cobblestone streets is what I see. As someone who is a world traveler, as in I've watched the Amazing Race, I know you can go up to pretty much any restaurant because there's wine everywhere in Europe and say like, here's 100 euros.

Can we take three bottles of wine off of you? That's true. But they're not just looking for wine. They're looking for literally everything. They don't have anything. Like, where do you start? I know, but as long as they do have wine, they'll be okay, but they don't have any wine. This is wild. They have nothing. I'm like, I agree with you. I don't think there's a supermarket on every corner, but I think that they can get something. I mean, they're in Greece. Greece is famous for wine. I mean, Dionysus, god of wine. Why is there no, why is there no wine?

Yeah, I don't know. So, then we get, Joel and Nathan, or Joe and Nathan are talking, Joe and Gail, the deckies, are all talking. And Nathan's like, oh, there's so many accents around here. And Joe's like, you know where my accent is from? Liverpool. So basically, I crossed over the ocean,

and now I talk like this because of you Nathan. And he was like oh really I talk like a fuckwit because you talk like a fuckwit. Is that who we're blaming now? He's like well I would have no recollection of living in Liverpool but when I was five we moved to Spain and then a crisis hit in 2009 that forced me back to the UK. I hated it. I told my mom I would go back to Spain alone. I'm a person that loves to feed myself. You've got to survive.

I know what it's like to actually be hungry. They're like, yeah bro, can you just like clean that please, thanks. Yeah, because he really has decided this is the moment for his backstory and he's just gonna keep going. He's like, oh, that's nice. He goes, nah, really, I learned how to feed myself.

Oh, well that's good. Because you never nah, really, I learned how to feed myself. Oh, well that's good. Because you never know how to live until you've been hungry. Okay, well that's good. And I was starving as a little boy. A little boy who came over an ocean, like, okay, buddy. Still, I was holding a squeegee, floating on the squeegee, saying, mama,

I didn't know if I'd survive or not, but I did did and I was so hungry by the time I got out of that water And that's when I realized I knew something cuz hunger told me to go for fuck's sake Can we just clean the goddamn deck man? I know So now Asia is talking to John oh, she's like do you have any Korean? He's like well, I did order I ordered some some, but that's like parsley. Like what you're going to do girl. And then he just starts like dancing and then she's dancing and she's like, Oh my God, I can't trick, but do you know how white, look how white I am. Look at me trying to trick.

So now we get some of his backstory, which is like, Oh, I'm a dancer. I came out the womb dancing, you know, and then we see all these clips of him like dancing and shaking his butt. Yeah. And he's like, that's how I stay calm. If that's what I have to do with no provisions, I will dance. We're going to dance fishy for lobster. So I was dancing. And this is when I started getting suspicious because he's so nice and happy-go-lucky and we know that that never works out. I think the only time that has ever worked out is actually Asia on this show, where

it's like someone that sweet and energetic and positive is actually like that because normally they're monsters. Or they're like Kiko who is like so sweet and so lovely but then has a like horrific flame out over some sort of Vegas themed party where he's just sort of all sorts of weird fried shit. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that funny? Because I don't even remember him as being so positive I just remember like total manic depression, but I think that's because I was like Yeah, but I think I just remember him that way cuz by the end he was just so sad

You know, this shit really broke that man down. It broke him down. It did break him down So, okay everyone change into your whites, okay. And so Ian does like 10 pushups and then they all line up and Asia's just like laughing. This is everyone's, this is gonna be everyone's one glass of champagne for the whole trip. So now here come this, here come the Jan Ziers, the social media influencers from England

as they walk up to the boat. Yeah. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Did you already say that the deck crew guy made them or the Boston guy made them all do pushups and squats? Um, I, I breezed over it, but um, Um, that's, that's enough. I mean, that's, I don't know.

I zoned out. Does that ever happen to you? You're just like, what? It wasn't you. It was me, but I was like, what? Yeah, no, it's okay. I saw a lizard doing pushups this weekend. I was thinking about Kiko.

You saw a lizard doing pushups? Were you in Venice Beach? No, I was like walking through these gardens and a lizard came out and it like went into the sun and started doing all these pushups. It was like up and down, up and down, up and down. And then it like, and then I walked a little bit further and started doing more pushups and more pushups.

I was like, I cannot believe this lizard is working out more than I am right now. But it turns out that's a way that lizards communicate. They're like, when lizards are ready to mate, like, you know how animals have such strange ways of like turning each other on. He's like, yeah, we do some lizard pushups right now. Now all the ladies, all the lady lizards are gonna see me.

Oh God, there's a human. Runs away. Yeah. We're pretty crazy too. We're like, wow, look, this is called an olive garden and unlimited breadsticks. Now bend over. Okay, so the guests are walking up in slow mo

and we just hear one go, oh my God, the content here is kind of a silly. So hey everyone, welcome. Welcome professional Gen Zers. This is Asia. She's your chief stew. Oh, yes, come on. Everyone want to tour? Great. So you guys are all from London? Like, yeah, but we have one person from Canada. Gross. Disgusting. I can't believe we let you into our presence. Well, I just want to give you full disclosure. Well, we're going to give you full disclosure. We've got one person from Canada. You've already said that.

I know, but you're not grossed out enough. Like, seriously. I'd be grossed out. Is it the French part of Canada or is it somewhere else? Saskatchewan. Oh dear, I am sorry for you. Alright, well full disclosure, we've had a massive provisioning fuck off. That's the last of the champagne not arrived. And one goes, stop. Can I just go to the Facebook marketplace? Well I've been on the phone with the provisioners all morning and they keep on saying things

like, tell that bitch Sandy how's it feel now, which is so unprofessional, it doesn't make any sense either. So the guys are talking about how young everybody is and how do they have this much money, you know, and Nathan's like, I don't know how they're affording it, but whatever they're doing, I'm doing that. I'll sell pictures of me hairy tush, no problem. Post pop, of course. So then they're getting the boat tour and everything.

And she's like, so I heard that you guys are influencers. And it's like, oh yes, are you guys good photographers? And she's like, yes, I'm a wonderful photographer. And then she tells us, no. We've seen shots of her on her Instagram with like double chins and like picking her nose. Blurry. So then the guy, one of the guys is like,

all right, we've got a lot of stuff we want steamed. So how do we do that? All right, well, which would you like steamed? Everything, everything on thing that we've brought on this boat. It's like, oh no. So excited for you to get, for you guys to get your, like they want everything steamed,

but they spend the entire episode, like all the guys with their shirts sort of like open and flowing, like steaming is completely unnecessary for these people. So I like that I'm like really mad at them, them wanting to have something steamed. So then this guy, Jacob, is like, Jacob Ward, he's like, do we have any time to go to a shop

and get some rosé, can we do that? And which is, by the way, a fair question. It's what I asked before, but they don't do it. Yeah, you're right, they should be out there getting some goddamn liquor. This is crazy. So she calls Sandy, and so Sandy's like I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna attack somebody. Hey guys, you got any provisions, huh? Oh

Yeah, wouldn't you like to know? Hey, I would say do you have any captioning skills, but I know you don't You know what I may not have captioning skills, but at least I have Can get some sweet ass skills. Ha ha ha. Bloop. All right. That didn't even make sense. You're losing your touch, lady. Bloop. Well, I'm losing my touch because maybe I've been touched by some hot ass. bloop. All right, I'll have your rosé there in five hours. Oh, sorry, that was my bad, LOL. I meant minutes, LOL, JK. I meant 5 p.m. tomorrow. Oops, whoops, didn't mean that.

I'm juggling right now, LOL, your rosé, LOL. Hold on, let me just write. I don't have time to write that last L, hold on. Ha ha ha, L. 18 o'clock of December. J.K. Bye. Bloop. Bloop. When you said you're juggling,

are you juggling also the memories of all the times you failed at your job? Bloop. I'm sorry, but you don't even know who I am. I'm just a kind Greek man trying to do his best and support my family of boat rowers, canoers. My father's a leader. Oh God, I'm losing it. Can't talk anymore. Gotta go glue my mustache back on. Bloop. Bloop. Whatever provisioner bitch.

Bloop. Bye. Love you. Bye. Sorry. Multiple texts all at once. That was a lot of loving, but guess what? I love you too, you're stupid captain bitch. I mean, I don't know who you are, so I don't love you. Ha ha ha, wink emoji. Well, just so you know, you love someone with a very thick mustache right now that's not glued on. Okay. Bloop.

And I'm Nea Vardolos, bloop. I wouldn't admit that after like my big fat Greek wedding 18 flopped, geez, how many are they gonna give you? Bloop. Yeah, bloop. At least she knows what it was like to go to a wedding for once in her life. Bloop.

Bloop. You actually do have a lot in common with her because las is in both of your last names. Bloop. Bloop. You know, you must have some experience with Greek weddings because you always look like someone just broke a plate over your head.

Bloop. I look like someone, you know what, I caught that mid-bloop. I tried to cut you off. You look like someone who got a plate broke on her head. Bloop. I'm screenshotting this and I'm sending it to human resources, you stupid bitch. Except when people break plates in your presence they just say nope not opa

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No, I don't, no, I don't. Yeah, so the provisioners are going to send a small order of alcohol and then a larger provision with all the rest of their food and things that they need. So of course, these kids are like, okay, so you don't have any alcohol? Great. We'd like alcohol like this, alcohol like that, alcohol like this and that, and more alcohol on top of the alcohol, this and that. Thank you. So now the steaming begins. Poor Bree is down there stuck steaming and it is a lot.

It's like piles of crap. And so Asia's going through boxes and guess what? There's no Rosé and there's no red wine. So now she's texting again and they're like, well, we can't source Rosé on short notice, but we were able to send some champagne and more will come later. And the captain's like, that is unacceptable.

So then one of the guys is like, is there an Uber Eats in this country? I mean, Jesus. Fair question, honestly, fair question. Honestly, you can't source wine in Greece. Please, please. Yeah, also I would. As they say, make it make sense.

I think if it were us on this boat, both of us would be calling Uber Eats and Postmates and getting off the boat and going to get shit. Yeah. We're just like that. I wouldn't just sit there and be like, oh, okay. No. I mean, I literally see a 7-Eleven right there. Okay. I mean, it's spelled in Greek letters, but still, I think it's a 7-Eleven. There's a guy smoking outside. How is there just no wine available? I don't understand this. It was like, it was wild to me. I don't even know how this company was not fired outright right at this moment. And they just like called up a different provisioners company. Like this is,

it was wild. No wine. So, um, now the provisioner is saying that they're going to send a water taxi at seven 30 and they're like, what the hell? And captain Sandy's like, when you have a provision company that's global you trust them and they failed us down with globalism am i right guys so now um everyone's the the everyone's like shirtless and taking photos because they're all hot and British and so they're taking pictures and some drinks come, basically they can drink that there's cocktails.

They're able to have cocktails, but a lot of them want wine. So then meanwhile, back down in the laundry room. So Bri, she has to do all the steaming as you mentioned, but she also has to learn how to use a steamer and she doesn't know how to do it. And so now she's like tangling with the instructions, tangling with the steamer. She's getting confused. And she's like, I mean, I've never done this in my life. I've just used a normal iron. And by using a normal iron, I've just seen them at the store and said, that's for poor

people. Because we find out that she grew up with a maid also. Yes, just as a common theme. Yeah, these days. So I love all these parents, by the way, that are like, no, you're not getting my money. Go fucking work. You know, yeah, making them go to get a damn job. So now it's time to depart, pulling lines. Everyone's doing great teamwork, dream work, etc. TM, don't anybody use that or you're gonna get sued. Okay. Oh, you know what I love about Athens so much history. It's the oldest city in Europe. And now it's a yachting hub. It's a gateway to all these beautiful islands,

much like marijuana pens were a gateway to heroin use in Hannah Banana's toes. I love Captain Sandy, Captain Splaining Athens. You know what's great about Athens? There's so much history there. They've got like the Acropolis, they've got ruins. They've got more ruins. It's like, yeah, we're pretty sure we understand what Athens is all about. Like, it's like, thank you for like, you know, pushing aside the veil over this small city that no one's ever heard of before. I don't

know what they do there. They got ruins. That's all you need to know. Columns. They had the Olympics. Columns, Olympics, but she's like, one thing about Athens you may not realize is that people are Greek there and they've got ruins. It's an old city. It's an old city. Like, oh really? No shit, Sherlock. I'm like so angry with the provisioner now that I'm just angry at Sandy. Yeah, well, here's what I know. I read a lot of like Greek fiction that's like, what do they call those stories?

Greek mythology. It's like Greek mythology, but they write fiction about it. You know what I mean? Like Son of Achilles and stuff like that. I read books like that a lot. And Greece, from what we can see of it here, looks exactly like it does in those books,

except there's no like yachts, super yachts. But let me tell you what that town does not do gentrify. Okay, they're going to keep that same set that they use instead of Achilles in like 97 million BC. And they're not even going to redo the flooring. You know what you know where they don't have farmhouse modern Greece, okay. They're like, this shit is farmhouse original. They have like farmhouse. They're like, if you're getting a farmhouse in, in Athens, it's like,

it was the farmhouse. Yeah. It's like, oh yeah. Um, the adepts lived here. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, the kids are taking pictures of themselves going, content is king. And then we hear about Bree growing up with a maid. And once she realized how hard their jobs were, when she started doing them, she realized that she never respected the maid

like she should have. And it's one, and you know, somewhere, some maid is like, that's right you little bitch. That's right. Some maid cursed her. She's basically doing like the alley sheedy in the, what was that movie? Maid to, Maid to Order or something like that.

She's basically like, some maid was like, you know, like I am going to curse you and someday you'll be faced with a steamer and you won't know what to do and it's gonna be televised That is your fate. Yeah Well, she got it she caught that one. Okay, so then we go to captain Ian Ian Ian Ian come to the bridge come to the bridge come to the bridge right now Ian right now Is everything all right?

She's like, yeah. Okay, we're gonna put the site out right, right? And he's like, at home, we have a saying, nothing is lost until mom can't find it. Is that good? You're laughing? I'm laughing on the inside. I'm smiling trepidatiously now. This is trepidation on my face. She goes, oh, yeah, OK, cool.

Yeah, OK. Normally, I'm the one that creates the awkwardness in these interactions, but it's pretty cool that you did it this time. I like that initiative. That's really good. So maybe less jokes about your mom can't buy any things and more.

Let me give you a hint. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, but before electricity. Slide, electric slide without electric. Put the slide out, put the slide out. Well, hold on, before I go, I want to make things a little less awkward and say my mother's name is also Sandy.

Okay, you can go now. Okay. Please choke yourself on a slide. You can do it. It's awkward, the awkward slide. Go do it, go, go get The awkward slide. Go do it. Go, go get out of here. Go do the slide.

Okay. So now they bring out the slide and stuff and then Jono and Aisha are going over the menu and they're going to do ceviche and steak because they want surf and turf, but there's no lobster. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. So now Ian, I don't know who, oh yeah. So Ian's talking about the slide and it's really heavy they're having trouble getting it out.

And he's like, yeah, the slide is heavy, but if anyone complains, I'm going to tell them to go to the shed. Why the shed? Because there's a bag of cement there. Why the cement? To harden the fuck up. That was a joke my dad told me the time we were canoeing down a river that turned into White River Rapids. He said, just huddle the fuck up. And so I did got three concussions,

but you know, it was worth it to learn the lessons of my father on a canoe. So now Bri has three, by the way, we cut back to Bri and she's been steaming for three hours. And then five, then they cut just straight to five. She still doesn't know what she's doing. So you think like, okay, she's taking a while, but at least it's going to get done. So now, um, never asks, just never says, I don't know how to do this. Could someone show me really quick? Never. It's five hours later. They don't have any food on this boat,

but the one thing they do have are irons and people with experiences with irons. And that's the one thing she doesn't ask for. Oh yeah. So, so now there's just more silliness. People, the guests are jumping off the side of the boat. They're having, it seems like they're still having a very good time, you know, despite the fact that provisions haven't really come through.

Yeah. So let's see. So then we get some more strawberry flirting. Okay. So Nathan has to go into the water to get one of the something or other. He's like fixing the slide rope or something. And so Gail throws him a rope and she's like, sorry, I missed you. And he goes, oh, that's two strawberries. You owe me now. And she's like, oh, we're going to run low on strawberries soon. And then back in the laundry room, Bri just spills water on her shirt.

So you know, that means she has to re-steam it, which means it's going to be another two hours. And now the guests are like, they're drunk, but they're complaining that they don't have enough alcohol. And one of them just falls right down the stairs, which is great. We love seeing that. It's nice, you know, slapstick. So then they're just all making rooms after a day of swimming. And now their clothing that they've asked for to be steamed is there because

all their clothing is in the steam room. Like every single piece of clothing is there. And so they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food.

And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go and get some food. And then they're like, their rooms after a day of swimming. And now their clothing that they've asked for to be steamed is there because all their clothing is in the steam room. Like every single piece of clothing is in there. So they're like, where's our clothing? And Asia's like, Oh, you're still waiting for your clothing. Oh, this is terrible. I forgot that there was someone else on this boat. There was supposed to be laundry. Yeah. She's like, what the hell is happening here? She's like, well, I mean, it still has wrinkles.

What was she doing? Were you blowing on the garment? Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo.

Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. Hoooo, hoooo, hoooo. mouth, like the jaw on the floor, just full out guffawing at herself. It probably would have been faster if Brie was blowing on the garments at this point.

So the guy is really, he's like, he is not happy. He's like, it's fine, I'll just wear something else. It's like, you know, I just, I want to go out and get a nice drink, but now I've got to wear a different outfit. I have to wear my Tuesday outfit on Monday. I said, my Monday outfit on Monday. I was like, I wanted to take that shirt off tonight. I know.

I wanted to wear this fabric loosely around my waists. Yeah, you know, I think it's fun on this show to like diss the customers for being such assholes, but it's pretty hard to in this one because wow. No, this is so incompetent. Like this has nothing to do with the provisions. Like you can't, you can't blame provisioners on this. Like there's, it's taken this lady six hours to do all these

clothing and I know they all have a lot of clothes, but you can at least have some stuff ready to go up. Geez. Yeah. So then, um, Brie starts delivering the clothes and one of the guys is like, so do you have a, do you have the shirt that I need or is that still drying? And she goes, oh, that's in the dryer. He's like, okay. So I need a generic white shirt with

white trousers. Do you have that? And she's like, um, and another one's like, and blue shorts, please. And she's like, oh, I'll be right back. She hits her head on a lap. She's like, oh, sorry. She is losing it. And I love when Asia goes up to her and goes, So are you not good at laundry? What part of like, that it takes less time to drive from like Los Angeles to Portland, Oregon, then for this woman to finish laundry says that she's good at it. And she's just like, Oh, it's just that I want everything to be perfect. Girl, just say you don't know how to do it and let them teach you how to do it. My god. I was getting stressed from her. So, so then she's like, she keeps

on like delivering clothing to the wrong people and they like, so it's not just that she takes a long time to steam, it's that she also is completely disorganized. She has no plan of attack and she was bringing the wrong thing to the wrong people. It's like a, it's like a silly farce. Like it's like people going through door the wrong doors, but it's like, instead of people going through doors, it's just clothing. It's like the shirts in this room, but the person's over here and other persons in this room, but the shirts in this, in this cabin, everything is all in the wrong place.

Yeah. She's a mess. So then Gail calls her partner who's the second engineer. I don't forget. And she's like, well, we've only been together for five months, but I'm in a relationship girl because I don't like to ask someone what they knew what their favorite color is I mean once you find that out is so hard to ask again You know, so I don't want to have to learn to how to go to the toilet again in front of someone new So I'll just stay with him forever. Oh, he doesn't really flip strawberry wise, but I'm sure I can get over that Gail is treating her love life the way people treat the real housewives. They're like, you know what? I hear real households in Miami is good, but it's just so much effort to start a new season of something.

So I'm just going to stick with New Jersey and that's it. Like that's literally like how she's approaching men. I just can't, I can't do it all over again. So then Aisha calls the provision guy again. It's 29 minutes past arrival time at seven 59. And they're like, unfortunately your provisions were delivered to the wrong water taxi. Whoa. It's the USS. Whoops. So we're gonna have to figure that one out. That's crazy. Um,

I had him reroute it to the USS You Deserved It, bitch. So hopefully it'll be at you soon. Isn't it funny saying it went to the wrong water taxi? Cause that's basically at the end of the day, what you guys are, just a giant water taxi that likes to call itself a yacht. Anyway, it'll be there soon. Just something to think about while you wait.

Well, who's been in charge of these? Our company, it's called Wheel Must of these? Uh, our company. It's called real mustaches not glued on. Oh, well you can tell that you can tell your company that they fucking suck. Oh, well, okay. Let's see how quickly we get that bottle of pepperoni flavored Rose over to you. All right. Well, uh, that Copa. More like Spanish can't cope with it. Huh? All right. Good luck. So Asia, so Brie is still in the laundry. How long is she doing this? The laundry is this this provision. This provision error is like so bad that like it's making Brie look like the the the secondary disaster

Like what's happening with Brie and this laundry is such a major fuck-up And the fact that it's second string to the provisions is Extraordinary. Yes So now the guys are making content and one of them's like this is how you make a picante on a 180 meter Super yacht, let's. And he just shakes that. So ticker shirtless. Yeah. So then the chef gets a text about provisions not coming until nine. Unacceptable. And you tell me now I have dinner at nine.

I don't have time to pack things. Oh no. The chef is saying unacceptable. You tell me now I've dinner at nine. I don't have time to pack things away. Do better. Do better. Well, I guess I'll just have to use crab. I was like, yeah, sure. So then, um, uh, he's like, I'm going to teach you a lesson, Mr. Crabby. So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and everything. And pre is now delivering more wrong clothes to more wrong people. At this point, she's like a dress from Colt Geya to Ivan in the engineering room. Is this yours? He's like, no. What is that? Colt Geya? I would never. So then Aisha is like, are you almost done? And she's just, I'm almost there. Just trying to attain perfection. And Ellie goes, I don't think she has much experience to be honest with you.

Really Ellie? Well, that's good observation. Eight hours later, people sobbing all over the laundry. What part of Brie like applying the steamer to the wall says you don't think she has any good experience? Brie has no idea what's happening. So she's doing that annoying thing where she's just going, she's messing up over and over again and she keeps going into people's rooms where I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm just like, no, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm like, you just, lady just get it done. Stop apologizing. Just get it done at this point.

So John Oh is talking about how he's dealing with the stress. He's like managing pressure is what I learned in architecture school. Really? Didn't you quit architecture like after one week? I know. Talking about managing pressure, you quit. And he goes, you know what? They specifically requested surf and turf

and I don't have lobster and so I have crab and I can make really good crab cakes. So I hope they like it. Ooh. I'm hope they like it. Ooh. I'm like, no offense. I don't feel like pivoting from lobster to crab is like a heroic moment of like you like adjusting to massive pressure.

It's like, oh, you don't have lobster, but you also have another Luxe seafood. So you'll use that instead. Like, okay. Another Luxe shellfish. Yeah, shellfish. Thank you. So sunset, shellfish. Yeah, shellfish, thank you. So sunset, dinner time, and Ellie's like,

one day we will look back on this day fondly in future. Not now, but in future, we will be wearing Playboy bunny ears saying, I like costume. Thinking back on this day. So then in the galley, Ian comes down and he's like, oh, this is tough, huh? And John is like, yeah.

He goes, so have you ever watched Deadliest Catch? He's like, no, what's that? It's a show with a test of manliness. And he's like, aha, okay. Cool. I mean, like, it's great. Is it like about like canoes going like sloshing around in a pond? Now you shut your mouth when you talk about canoes. I sense some sarcasm there. So now

Captain's like hey someone hung some great balls because there's disco balls up and Ellie's like I am great ball handler so now because there's disco balls up and Ellie's like, I am great ball handler. So now it's time. The guests are going to go to like, it's going to be like a disco night, disco theme or something like that. And they're sitting down for dinner and Ellie's like, oh, I need to go. I need to change into costume for dinner service tonight. And they're like, oh, she's like, oh, I'm fine. Go to, but like, hurry up, please. So she comes back and she's just wearing basically a sparkly top

for like a disco theme that no one else seemed to dress up for. Yeah. She's like, oh, I love to dress up. This is how I express myself. I travel with Playboy Bunny, naughty cheerleader, latex, BDSM. I'm going through a phase phase but 10% of my costumes are PG 13 so don't worry for me costumes are for play for ma'am could you bring me my fucking crab like are you kidding please bring me another piscante please I don't need to hear girl I don't need you in latex to serve me a fucking margarita get the fuck out of here do your job just bring me the tartar me a fucking margarita. Get the fuck out of here. Do your job. Just bring me the tartar. So now the food is being cooked. Crab cakes happening. And there are still no drinks for dinner.

A sign that things are gonna go bad? A circle mold. We see him using his circle mold. That's not a great sign these days on below deck. No offense, Frenchie, but not good. So now the provisions are on their way. We get a text and there's a food delivery. Surely they're going to have everything they need. So everything arrives and was like, Oh, thank God. I'm going to get a bottle of red straight to the decanter. So she tells everyone, she's like, everyone, great news, we're safe, the provisions have arrived. So everyone's excited and it seems like finally,

the charter can start turning around. Yeah, surely nothing can go wrong now. So downstairs, Ellie and and Bri are running around making beds, or Bri is anyway, and she's telling herself, bitch, calm down, calm down. So then the captain's like, oh gosh, there's no red wine?

Oh, hell no. You know, listen, I get it. You know, sometimes you can't get what you want in different parts of the world, you know? Like, sometimes when I'm in America, which is my own part of the world, I know, like sometimes when I'm in America, which is my own part of the world, I still can't get no satisfaction. But it's like Norma, like, you know, in different parts of the world, you can't even get a phone number. That's actually most parts of the world. You know, sometimes

you just can't get what you want. But you know, it's abnormal not to receive red wine and rosé. And considering how badly this company messed up, we have to make changes for the other charters. And by changes, I mean, I'm going to say you better be on your way. And they're going to say we are and I'm going to say, okay, hug me when you get here. Hug me for your goal. So now, Aisha goes back out to the guests and Amelia is like, so let me guess there's no rose, no red wine. She's like, no, I'm sorry, this is really disembarrassing, but we only have champagne and no wine. I was like, oh.

So Amelia starts this habit of just stating the obvious for the rest of the episode and it makes me laugh so much. She says, so there's no rose or red wine? No. this habit of just stating the obvious for the rest of the episode and it makes me laugh so much. She says, so there's no rosé or red wine? No. So no rosé? No. No red?

No. It's really embarrassing. I'm so mad about it. So there's no red wine. So then we see the steak being plated and then it comes back to Amelia and she goes, to be in a yacht with no wine is extreme Yes, Amelia. We know and now every time they cut back to Amelia

She's gonna be going well this steak is good, but I'll tell you what we're missing wine. There's no wine It's the boat a boat without wine Imagine we're in a yacht off the coast of Greece and there's no wine. Absolutely. No wine Just want to emphasize that one more time, no wine here. So then the food comes out and everything and they all like the food. They all think it's really super tasty and everything. And Asia's like, you know, I'm so impressed.

He's so calm and I'm crying in the dining room. He's like, namaste. So everything seems like, it seems like, you know, like they're still, despite everything, everything is still going okay. Yeah, cause the guests are like, so what do you think of it? Like Instagram compression, bro. Yeah, so then-

What's your favorite format? Are you like portrait or are you like horizontal? Sorry, I call it horrors. Horrors, that's a new slang. I'm in the game. So downstairs, Brie is very happy because she's finally done with steaming hell, basically because Asia had to come in and like iron everything for her. And so now she's helping to clean things. And so she's like, Oh, hey, Ellie, can you see like I finished this bathroom?

Can you see if it's all good? And Ellie's like, Yes, can you see like I finished this bathroom? Can you see if it's all good? And Ellie's like, yes, so good job. But you know, when I came to check, floor was still wet, toilet paper was empty, shower door was still wet. There was actually a little bat in the corner that you didn't scare out of the bathroom and let loose.

There seems to be a goblin in the shower stall and a bucket of blood near toilet. So I think you may have missed a few things. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So they sent her to bed and Aisha is sending texts saying this is unacceptable and to the provisioner and then the guys they're not making it any easier. Not that it's really their job to make it much easier for this hellish boat, but they're like, Oh, you couldn't get what we wanted.

We'd have 20 mojitos. Like, Oh, I know. So they ordered mojito after mojito after mojito. But guess what? And there's again, I don't know if another thing comes in or whatever, but there's no wine, no reposado. And then Asia's like, you know, my first chief student, I had to be at two C's and I had to be everywhere all at once. But at some point you just have to trust your girls not to try and trust Ellie. Because basically, Brie is so incompetent that Asha does not feel comfortable

with Brie on service in the morning. So Asha has to wake up early now also to make sure she's there with Brie for breakfast. So now it's gonna be Ellie all on her own dealing with all these people and they all want a million mojitos. And then we cut to the stupid guess outside shooting off confetti bombs.

I mean, okay, guys, I'm trying to be on your side here, but you're monstrous fucking assholes. Who does this? Orders 20 mojitos and then starts shooting off confetti cannons? No, get off and die, all of you. Yeah, exactly. And then Nathan gets his backstory,

which is that he has a little sister. And when he was 15, he wanted to go into yachting to check out the stools. His backstory was a little too normal. There was no child in Alaska. There was no child in Fort Lauderdale. There was no drug addiction. It was just like,

I have a sister, I have a sister, and then at 15, I got horny and decided I wanted to be a yachtie so I could look at hot women on the boats. Yeah, I agree with you, I need more trauma. Like, I'm not really sure what's up with this happy-go-lucky person with no pain. I assume he's like holding it down, like squashing it down. But yeah,

you can't do that on this show. Is my forehead getting longer by the way? My head's getting longer, isn't it? Do I always have an egghead? No, no. Is it the way my lights are shining on my head? Why does my head look so long? I don't see it being... I look like a conehead today. Well, first of all, all heads are eggy for the most part. No, I don't I don't I don't see it being I look like I think like head today Well, first of all all heads are eggy for the most part. No, I don't think that every day it usually comes to right here It's like round but now it's going up here. What's going on? Let's have had like late in life egg head growth Overnight head growth overnight overnight head growth. I feel like it was here. So Okay. Yeah, just just mask it just mask it, just mask it, yeah. Just go stand like this.

So the mojitos. There's nothing that's crazy here. Does this look like a sun hat made out of fingers? Yeah, it looks like you have a visor. So they're like, could we have 84 more mojitos, please? And also we'd like some late night food. Could we have some grilled cheese and nachos and mac and cheese and mac and cheese

on top of the nachos? All right, you can slow down over there, people. Yeah, okay, you can have some grilled cheese and nachos and mac and cheese and mac and cheese on top of the nachos. All right, you can slow down over there, people. Yeah, okay, you can have some grilled cheese, yes. You cannot have grilled cheese and mac and cheese. None of you are eating grilled cheese and mac and cheese. Come on. So Ellie's like, okay, so help me, oh God, help me Jesus. So she's like, well, I cannot do all this myself.

I can do some things, but not all myself. So I've got to go wake up chef. So she goes into John's room and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry, but they ordered food and I know we need help. And he's like, what? It's like, yes, well, you know, they want, you know, they want nachos and grilled cheese and mac and cheese.

And he just stared at her like, you have to figure this out, I'm not doing this for you right now. She goes, what are we gonna do, just like grilled cheese? I could do grilled cheese, I can make grilled cheese and that's it. And he just laughs at her and she goes, okay, well I will help you.

And he's like, yeah, I don't think so. And so she just basically has to go because he's like, fuck no, I'm not getting out of bed, which is hilarious. Because this does answer a question because remember last time we were like, why don't they just wake up this or maybe just I was I don't remember if you agreed. But I was like, if they're having that much of a fit, why don't they just wake up the chef?

Everybody else has to go through hell on these boats and do whatever the guests want. Why shouldn't the chef? But now we see they try to wake up the chef and he's like, uh, no, no, no, no. So meanwhile, while she's dealing with this, they're not getting the mojitos. Now they're getting antsy. They're like, it's been 45 minutes since we got our mojitos. So now they're getting like really bad.

And Moscow mules. I mean, these people. And Moscow mules. So then, so they're talking to Gail because Gail's up there walking around. So Gail's like, can we get an ETA? So Ellie's like, no, you know what? The only thing on the menu is grilled cheese. It'll be grilled cheese and nothing else.

And they're like, so then she goes upstairs and she tells them that, cause now she's like mad, she's like yelling at them almost, she's like, all you have now is all you get is grilled cheese, no mojito, no nachos, nothing else, grilled cheese, and then you go to bed. She starts, she's getting stressed. And by the way, I love Gail,

cause she's like, they go, can we get an ETA on that? And she's like, we'll see. She's not helping. She's just kind of watching them in the hot tub. Like that ain't my job, you know, good luck. They're like, and where are the, where are the mojitos that we ordered? And she's like, well, you know, I am the only person.

So I am doing my best, which is like, really not what you want wanna hear from your server, but she's at her wits end. And Amelia goes, why can't that girl start cooking? She was so rude, Amelia was so rude, and I loved it. That one, that tall, tall, laggy blonde A and tall, laggy blonde B, one does grilled cheese and one does mojitos. What can we do that?

So Ellie's making drinks. She's like, I can't do it all. So I was like, well, I can help. Maybe I can make a grilled cheese. And one of the guys goes, what's in that? Someone goes cheese and bread. Yeah. What do you think it is? So Ellie's freaking out. She's like, they all want grilled cheese. Of course they do. Of course. She's like, okay, I'll make it. So that girl goes down there. She's like, if I was butter, where would I live? Probably Florida, just because I hear it's pretty there.

I wonder how butter would do there. I wonder if it would melt pretty hot there. I hear. Oh, so I hear I don't. I've never actually visited there because that means I have to actually learn a whole new place. I don't want to do that. So she's like looking for butter. I don't want to do that. So She's like looking for butter. She can't find that. So now Ellie's really mad She's like I'm going to try shift one more time. It's not my responsibility to make food for guests It's my responsibility to dress in latex and offer them crackers

Okay, so now I can't looks like I cannot manage guests. So I will have to go and wake up chef It looks like I cannot manage guests, so I will have to go and wake up chef. Yeah. So she goes to the chef's door and she's like, calm down before you go in. Think like a lady in latex, not a lady in uniform. Okay. I can do this. Hello.

Jono. He's like, no, he's like Jono selfish behavior is making me look bad. What about me people? This is going to be a problem. I cannot, I don't want you to do this to yourself because these people will be so upset. You are doing this to you, Jono. I love the way she's like rebranding this. Like, I see this as being a problem for you. Yeah, this is going to be a problem. And it's actually smart because she said earlier she wants to be in leadership and I can tell she's taken some kind of course or something because this I think is a thing that you would say in leadership like now you can make these choices but is this the choice you want to make because it's going to

make you look not so good tomorrow well because then she is like he's like but you said you could do a grilled cheese she's like I want to give you a chance to reconsider because I don't want this experience for you to be negative because of this. I would I'm inviting you to reconsider waking up out of your nap and making grilled cheese and nachos because otherwise we're gonna get a bad chip. So wait the fuck up. Then we know that this guy's kind of a monster because he tells us bitch are you stupid? This isn't going to be good for you. I was like oh no you're coming on here already calling women bitches. I know. I don't know that this is going to work out for you, sir. I like she's like, just think about it. Think about it because I'm coming back in five minutes

to wake you up again. Oh God, I loved her saying I would like you to reconsider this because this could be a very negative experience for you. It was like somewhere between like corporate talk and the massive threat. It was so hilarious to me. It was funny, but this guy needs to get his shit together. If the guests are like that, then you get up and cook. Why should they do it? That's not their job to do it.

It's not your job to wake up in the middle of the night, but then prepare something for them to throw in the oven or whatever, you can't be like that. Especially because we just saw on Below Deck when even Frenchie himself woke up late at night to make some shit Then but he didn't want to so like, you know, sometimes you just gotta do nobody wants to but I mean if you don't get your way Calling women bitches and then just like refusing to do your job. Not the great way to go Well, then he was also for another treasure of the game. Thanks. I wasn't John. Oh, wasn't it? Just like he's like, um, I need like my sleep

He's like I need my eight hours of sleep. He just like, no, absolutely not. Yeah. So don't see him lasting too long. Good luck. Fun episode though. What a great start to the season. This is gonna be a disaster.

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