Watch What Crappens - #2450 RHOC S11E15 Shamrock and Shockwaves Rewind -Live in Dublin!

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

We joined forces with the good people of Dublin to laugh at a classic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County S11E15 : “Shamrocks and Shockwaves”. Kelly Kellies and gets bullied by the other girls after putting Tamra into the fetal position on a sprinter van. Get all our bonus episodes and Crappens on Demand videos at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god, Ireland! Wow! What a healthy bunch of lasses we've gotten here tonight. Wow! Gorgeous Ireland! Hello! Thank you for being here! Thank you! Wow, to quote Shadam Baddour, Tap of the morning to ya!

Tap of the morning! Yeah, I hope you're ready for us to just wreck your language and your phonics are in deep shit tonight. You guys, what a beautiful place. Wow. I, walking around here, it's like when I was back in the womb. Everything is alcohol. Everything is alcohol. Yeah. Does your breast milk come out like mine did? I saw a Guinness truck. I was like, that's basically my mother's breast, right there. Yeah, it is so cool to be here. We've been on our wild European tour

and every city has just a different quality to it. Sweden was very like, hello, we're in Sweden. And then London was very much like, welcome to London. And then here we walk out and everyone's like, hey, what's going on? Yes! Here people are like, nice ass, can I do a line off of it? Am I kind of over here?

This is my people over here. Do you drink at your AA meetings? We are really excited. We're like, okay. Someone said we haven't got that. Did somebody say that? That shit's hilarious. We haven't got that. If know there's gonna be like one really good crowd. It's gonna be a doubling crowd You guys are like with the opening music guys were like clapping along and whistling and everything

I was like other kegs and happening out there These are my people we went to the gay area. I mean on accident, no offense, but I just, it wasn't like gay time yet. I still did end up with splooges on my ankle somehow. I can prove it to you. But I went there to find water and it was like the gay area, which was lovely, you know. Gay guys with face tattoos. It's like I love this town. These are my people. I mean, it's time for me to do my customary thing, which is, of course, to apologize

for deeply bastardizing your accent so many times on our podcast. They're used to it. I apologize. It's not like these people just walked in off the street, all right? No, but we're having such a fun time here. And we only got here, we only arrived this afternoon.

So we still have a whole bunch of Dublin to see and experience. We had some box-tees. Yeah. Who came up with that shit? That's amazing. Is there a box-tee museum? I saw that there's a leprechaun museum. You guys really need to memorialize the box-tees.

A potato pancake? There was an actual pancake made of potato. Yeah, it was really good. They're like, I'm talking about something totally normal to you, we're like, this is amazing, I'm moving here. It was delicious, and we had a really great lunch. What was the name of the place? Boxty's.

We're very simple people. We like labels on everything. We went to Boxxies. You need to know exactly what we're getting wherever we're going. Ben, I'm in the splooge neighborhood getting some water. Where are you? Yeah. So we're really excited.

And honestly, we're very excited that we get to recap one of the best Real Housewives episodes of all time, which is Real Housewives of Orange County. Say hi to Jason down there. Our friend Jason's down there. Oh, Jason, I went to, Jason and I went to college together. Hi Jason, we love you Jason, hi. Aww. Jason, hi.

Jason. That's Jason, everybody. Don't forget to give him a big hug. He loves having his butt grabbed a little bit. He's like, stop it. Anyway, one of the best Real Housewives of all time is Orange County going to Dublin. I mean, New Jersey went and that was good too,

but like this episode of Orange County going back there, like revisiting it, I don't know how you guys felt about it, but I was like, I am feeling like adrenaline coursing through my veins right now. Were you guys offended when Orange County came here and just kind of like, you weren't? I don't know, I never know. I never know.

I love you guys. I just feel like we're wrecking balls, you know what I mean? I love it, everyone's like, bring it on. Yeah, yeah. Because even as Americans, when housewives come to our city, we're like, oh, disgusting. I heard housewives were shooting down the street. We've all got pictures. We're like, oh, awesome. But we all act very outraged morally. Like, what are they doing to our

city? I know. People always get really upset. They're like, they do not represent our region. But when they say it, they're like, they do not represent our region. I know. We are not like that at all. And I'm like, your face is stretched like a butthole. What are you talking about? Yeah, it happens a lot in New Jersey.

Actually the irony is I put so much tretino on my eyes the other day that I just almost ripped off my eyelids. It's called hypocrisy. Get on the train. God damn, that really hurts. Be careful with that, Steph. You know when people call you thin skinned, I am literally thin skinned. I'm going to wipe my face one day and it's just gonna come off.

It'll be worth it. It'll be ounces lost, I say. What a visual. It's like we're watching V. I'm a podcaster, all right. It's very rare that you actually have to look at my ass. Okay, here we are. We're here for the art, so let's get into that. We're in a real theater here. So previously, on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Vicky! Why did you help your boyfriend lie about having cancer?

I just wanted people to give me a casserole. But now I have Steve Lodge and we're going to be together forever. You cannot fake diseases Vicky! I have suffered from emotional debris being lodged up my anal canal. Disease is no joke. Hey guys, it's Megan King-Edmonds. I'm pregnant with Jim's child.

Wow, congratulations. Thanks so much. Jim and I are gonna be together forever. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Don't be sorry. Actually, we love them. They've come see us in New York a few times. Ah, you guys are hot. Is that not amazing? I'm so sorry. We don't want to embarrass you.

No, go ahead. But just so you know, they're swingers, swingers. Both of them. No, we love them. We love them. It's all good. If you're confused about what to order, spit roast. Spit roast, delicious. This couple loves it.

Okay, so Megan, this is, hey guys, this is my new friend, new housewife, Kelly Dodd. Hi, I'm Kelly Dodd. Hello, I'm television's Heather DeBrow. You're a conscious what you are. You can't call me that, I'm rich. Hey guys, she wants to go to Glamis and do some gym puss.

I'll drive, don't worry, it's totally safe, bitch. You don't even know how much we're so full. What? In my ass, in my, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! My neck, my neck, my neck, my neck. Beep, beep, beep. No one's coming to visit me at the hospital. All I wanted was a casserole. Oh, David, this fountain renewal really means the world to me. It's evident that we're going to be together forever.

I can't wait to see what fountains you've written. David? David? Yes, dear. It's, are you just eating potato chips for your Val? You know I'm on a diet, David, and chips are very triggering for me. David? David?

David? David? David? I'm having 30 to 40 negative. That's right now, David. Handsome. Handsome. It was funny, like, going, when we were preparing the previous leads, going over all the things that happened in this season of Orange County. Like, this was literally the season that they went on a dune buggy and tumbled over all the things that happened in this season of Orange County. Like, this was literally the season that they went on a dune buggy and tumbled over in the desert and almost all died.

And that was before they even came to Ireland. It's amazing. This season is why people should sue Bravo. You know what I mean? This is the reality reckoning season. Yeah. This is when they should have been like, those motherfuckers put us on doom buggies with camera driving

This season plied everyone with alcohol this season brought the world Kelly Dodd Kelly Dodd was a great housewife. She really She really crashed and burned there in the end. My advice is just generally don't marry somebody from Fox News. Otherwise Otherwise great work really great great work. Really great. Great work. I was shocked. I watched this episode and then we were looking at what happened this season to refresh ourselves. And it said Kelly Dodd is introduced to the cast. And I was like, oh, my God, she's like the pandemic.

It changed everything. You know, it's like we don't even understand how much this woman changed our lives. This was a great, this was part of a great three year run on Orange County where like the first year they introduced Shannon Madure. The second year was like Megan Gadman's like first and good season.

She had the good, it was the cancer season and then she flopped. And then he had Kelly Dodd. I mean this three years, this was like, I feel like sometimes we just don't appreciate what we have. Am I right? And now we got Gina. One day we're gonna appreciate Gina too.

It's gonna be a long time. It'll be a long time for me. All right, well let's get into the taglines that start off this episode, okay? Okay. So we start with Megan. Nice try. He looked at me to start with Megan.

Now you can take it. No, actually, so the Megan one was the best for me because Megan, so you know, they say their tag lines and we see what's going on in their life. So Megan goes, in the game of life, I choose my team wisely. And it's her closing up to Jim Edmonds. her cozying up to Jim Edmonds. Future ex-husband Jim Edmonds.

Well, it's okay. I choose my second team wisely. And then third team. And then fourth team. So then is, if at first you don't succeed, try it my way. I don't throw parties. I am the party. My face is strong and my ass isn't bad either, bitch.

By the way, those two things have nothing to do with each other. Who has ever talked about like, oh my God, my connection to God is so strong. Also my ass is looking great these days. Do what Jesus did. Squats, bet. I forgot that Tamra's whole thing was, remember, and I remember saying at the first second she pulled this shit out, because you're not supposed to make fun of people when they're like, I found the Lord! You're not allowed to like trip them or

Take money off of the hat that they're passing and pocket it. Call them fat. You're not supposed to do that stuff anymore. Mon, things have really changed. But, yeah, when she pulled that, I was like, Satan, this is what Satan does, you know? He makes himself uncriticizable by calling himself a crit. And now look at Tamar. You think that shit lasted now. But I forgot how dedicated she really was to this. She really... I mean, even this whole episode, she's like,

You know what we should do? Forgive each other. She got baptized in a pool in like Vicky's backyard under the grotto or something. The most, the most spiritual place on earth. So Shannon, we have the same episode where Vicky was like, how can everybody treat me like this? Everybody's yelling me to the cross like, Jesus fucking Christ! Shout in. Huh. Imagine if that was it. Huh. Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.

Ha! I don't have to be a bitch because I'm so happy. I'm very happy right now. Happy. It was just David doing the family thing behind her like. David and I are in a secure relationship. Nothing could ever go wrong. Before you judge me, you better be perfect.

What kind of rule is that? No one would be able to judge anybody. What, are we just taking away hobbies now? Fuck out of here. So the episode begins with everyone packing, because they're going on this trip and everything. And Heather's in her bedroom. Heather, of course, starts to sew Heather.

She's like, oh my god. This is an umbrella? Oh my god, Heather! Her assistant. But look, I bought a little Louis Vuitton bag for the umbrella. Heather, LV, oh my god! You put the umbrella.

No way. Wait for it. Wait, oh my god, hold on. In its own bag. No! And then you have a bag. Heather! With an umbrella.

Ah! And you hold it. hold it on your shoulder. Oh It's amazing What an honor to be a woman of the people oh That assistant what an ass licker that girl was I will never forget her Do you remember when Heather would walk into the room with her purse? You know her like $100,000 purse, she would hold her hand like this and then her purse would drape off of it like that and she'd walk like a waiter is holding a tray. She'd be like, hello, it's me, I'm Rich.

And then her assistant would walk in with her like slightly smaller borrowed purse the exact same way and walk exactly like Heather right behind her. So funny. And then she became our podcast co-host, and then we never heard from her again. Something happened. She's locked in the basement somewhere with Richard Marks. She tried to keep a purse. You know, her ass tried to keep a purse.

If you ever take a purse from me again, this will cost you a lot. So then we see Kelly, Kelly is just picking out clothes and she's talking to Michael and Michael, her ex-husband, her future ex-husband, like everyone else on the show. Spoiler alert. Literally, anytime you see a male on their show,

you know they're gonna leave someone. I was surprised with Kelly and Michael though, I really was. I think that two train wrecks should stay together. Like if you find someone as drunk and messy as you, stay with them, you know? He was a mess. So we actually, we did meet Kelly and Michael years ago.

Some of you may know this. We went over to their house. This was before we realized the true, like, you know. I should have known she was satanic. Let me tell you this house. Michael was wasted and just spilled a drink all over my lap. So when I'm watching this scene back again, you know, or this whole thing, it's like,

Michael's wasted all the time. I'm like, yes, he actually is. I can confirm. Yeah, but so is she. It's like pot, kettle, you know what I mean? Calling the kettle drunk or whatever. Pot calling the kettle one. Ha, get it?

That's funny. But yeah, I should have known she was satanic. That house was like five stories. And she was like, hi guys, welcome. Hold on, I'm not gonna come down to get you because I'm just busy in my room, but come out to my room. And we're like, okay.

And it's like buzz in. It's like go upstairs to get in the front door and then go in the front door and it stares. And then go up the stairs to get to the living room. And then go up to the work, where is she? And then you hear on the intercom, no, my room, my room is upstairs. I was like, how many floors is this?

And I was like 150 pounds bigger. I was like, bitch. It's the beach, that's how we live. I was like, I'm a mole person, come downstairs. Wasn't there an episode this season where Vicky gets caught in the elevator in Kelly's house? And we're like, ha ha ha ha. And I'm like, no, you need that elevator.

You need it. You're in the elevator for like 10 minutes. You just get to the living room. And Kelly, there was a rerun of Orange County playing on the TV in the kitchen. And Kelly sat down on a stool in the kitchen. And was like, so guys, tell me what you did today. playing on the TV in the kitchen and Kelly sat down on a stool in the kitchen and was like, so guys, tell me what you did today.

And then she literally put her face in her hands and watched the episode like a little kid smiling from ear to ear. Like, every time she came on, she's like, mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It was so cute. It was actually kind of amazing. It was great.

So, anyway, so Michael's helping her and Michael's giving her tips. Michael's like, oh, Tumble Bar's fun. kind of amazing. It was great. So anyway, so Michael's helping her and Michael's giving tips. Weirdo. Michael's like, oh, Tumble Bar is fun, people are amazing. And you know, the Irish people are just salt of the earth. They'll love you. Did you guys love Kelly Dodd, by the way? Yes, that's not a compliment. Well, she accepted. You know what else is the salt of the earth? Salt!

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You look pretty. Thanks. I'm packing for Ireland. Nice. All I have is a pair, a few pair of pants. They have elastic in them. Send me lots of pictures. Okay.

Guess what? Guess what? What? I just charged my phone. That's hot. But it's already down to 75%. I told you to watch it but fucking hot that's all that matters man. We have so much chemistry. So Michael what did you think of Heather's party? Michael's like, it was fun and she's like yeah they're such a great couple. I goes yeah they're great you know it was really great hanging out with them and she's

like yeah I think that he treats her well. He's like really nice to his wife. Yeah, I'm sure the feeling's mutual. You know, I'm really at a crossroads with my marriage and this trip is really coming at a perfect time. I can't wait to blow off some Steven Barberi. Michael, you need to stop getting so hammered, dude. You're so hammered.

Who does that? I can't even go anywhere with you because you're hammered all the time. The fuck, man? They got to a footage of Michael at a party just like dropping glass everywhere. You see, we're such a disaster. But also, wasn't she hammered at that party? Of course. He's always hammered too.

So he's like, all right, I got the point. So then we go to Vicky's house packing with Brianna before she went cray cray cuckoo. Birds of a feather, do not date crazy people who are into essential oils. I'm so sorry if one of you are them. Not you. I know that's big.

But she went so crazy. She won't eat anything now. She won't eat almonds. What's the thing? Seed oil. I want some seed oil. What am I supposed to eat? Cat oil? Give me some seed oil. What the fuck else are you going to make it out of? Grass? Give me my seed oil.

Such a random choice to be like that's where I draw the line. She's like, my family's healthy. All we eat are animal guts now, raw. I mean, she's probably- Give those kids a juice box. You don't believe in corn syrup? What has happened to you? So Brianna's like, oh, hey, mom.

Like, so what's going on here? Look, there's shoes on the floor. Oh, oh, those shoes that I accidentally left there for the camera? For America's sexiest bachelor Steve Lodge please stop trying to make me look desirable on television I cannot I cannot deal with that Brianna I mean is it so wrong that I'm the lucky woman in America who got to have Steve Lodge's shoes in her bedroom. Oops, didn't mean to show everyone that. And Brianna's like, Steve and my mom are moving a little fast, but he's amazing.

I mean, I don't think he's pretended to have cancer yet, so that's a win. Speaking of chemistry, we then go over to Tamra and Eddie at home. Hey, so guess what? I had a talk today and guess what? Mia, my trainer, said you're not allowed to drink in Ireland. Nothing, nothing in Ireland, bitch. Yeah. I know. It's gonna be tough because They drink a lot over there.

But guess what? Heather said she'll work out with me so I have a workout partner. Could you imagine working out with Heather DeBrow? God, how do you think it sounds? Okay, hello. This is television's Heather Dubrow. It really is. It's not an imitation. It's her. The following is a demonstration on physical fitness. Oh my god, so good. We put our hand up, and we put it to the left, and then we raise it up. Yes, Heather, yes!

And your tricep is now magnificent. Mother you are mother you are mother! I learned this from Reba McIntyre when we filmed Hot in Cleveland together in Malibu country. Thank you so much for this demonstration. Who's Reba McIntyre? Who's Reba McIntyre? And why was she so lucky to work with Heather Dubrow? Am I right, everyone? It's true. You're all welcome. If you look under your seats, you will find a coupon to my future endeavor, HGTV with Heather Dubrow. So, Tam is like,

We're so romantic. I can't wait to not drink without you, Eddie. He's like, Did you just fart right now? She's like, yeah, I just farted. Heather, I mean, Tamra the trashiest ass on this show. I love it. No matter what episode we pick, it's always Tamra being some trash, every single one. Every time.

So now the women all go to LAX. Because by the way, this trip is the, you know, every Real Housewives trip, they always have some ridiculous bullshit reason why they're going to whatever country they're going to. So this one is that Megan King-Edmonds is like, oh, by the way, I'm Irish. I'm an O'Toole.

By the way, are any of you here an O'Toole? Oh, we have a real O'Toole. Are you an O'Toole? We have an O'Toole? Oh, we have a real O'Toole! Are you an O'Toole? We have an O'Toole. We did in two seconds what Megan King Edmund couldn't do in seasons. Are you related to Megan King Edmunds? No, we're not related. She said, she says no. She says no she's not. She says fuck her. So, so they arrive.

Yeah you guys it's so crazy. I found out I'm Irish. And I found out my family is named O'Toole. And there's like a lot of O'Tools. We should all fly to Ireland. Does anybody here, not here, but like does anybody in that friend group even like Megan King? She's like all I want is to have a baby. They're like you shouldn't do that. Yeah, that's not for you. So I don't know why Megan didn't last beyond the season, but she arrives at LAX and says, I have a little nausea today. Everyone's like, great. Heather goes, I love your attitude.

I had a little nausea today. That's good. That's good. Okay, I'm going to work with that in my next scene. Okay. Actress. Oh, I am Megan. I have nausea. Thank you. That was acting. Thank you so much. I pay people to have my nausea.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you do you. We're building a nausea room at the new mansion. Okay, everybody's here. Let's go. Just kidding. Shad is not here. Just kidding, guys. Just kidding. Because this is every season of Orange County, the three. Tamra, Vicky, and Shannon, they're always fighting with each other in some way.

One of them is always fighting. And right now, it's Shannon fighting with Vicky, because Vicky's boyfriend lied about cancer, and Vicky helped him but denied helping him. And Shannon's very morally above lying about cancer, which. Most people are, I would say. Most of us are. Most of people are. I would say. Most of us are. That's fair. But I feel like how long are we gonna hold on to that, you know?

I'm not lying about little cancer. Who doesn't lie? I've been told I gotta shoot a TV show, you know? So Shannon's like, well, I am really looking forward to going to Ireland. I mean, I'm Irish. My name's Shannon. It doesn't get more Irish than that. We're flying to the Shannon airport. Oh, I hope Shannon airport has a better airport husband than I do, but whatever. I'm happy. So of course they're coming here via Ethiopian Airlines, as you do.

That makes sense. That makes sense. As you do. It's also the first time I think all of them had heard of Ethiopia. Like the idea of Ethiopia entering Tamra's brain. Ethiopia, bitch. What's that?

First of all, can I have a waiter without a lisp? And second of all, please stop telling me what to eat. Okay? But I love that they don't pretend to be smart on this show, because most shows are like, oh, Ethiopia, mm-hmm. Second honeymoon choice, you know? People lie, but on this show, they're like, what? The fuck is that?

Ethiopia? The fuck is that? Ethiopia. So they get on Ethiopian Airlines and they arrive in Dublin here. And so they get out of the airport and they get to their driver, Sean. Sean's like, how are you? My name's Sean, welcome. And then Kelly's like, how does he say top of the morning? He goes, top of the morning. Morning, morning?

Morning, morning? Morning, morning. Morning, morning, morning. Morning, morning, morning. It's so bad. He's like, it's just morning. So now they're driving through the countryside in a Sprinter van and Megan's like, oh my God, look at this.

So cute. Oh, it's my memories. Hold on. I had grass too. I grew up around a lot of white people too. This is crazy. This is so cute. It's almost as cute as my nausea. Okay, everyone listen now we're gonna go over 40 Irish sayings.

Don't they install a bathroom? A whale of a time. Wait let's role play. Let's role play. You be Reba McIntyre and I'll be Heather Dubrow. Hi Heather Dubrow. I'm sorry. Have we met? Yes I'm a famous country music artist. Oh music. This is artistry so any acting? Well I'm trying to act now but I can't act as good as you Heather

DeBrow. Oh stop it yes, I'll sign your breath. I'll sign your breath. Oh, here's another expression. Hooly kicking. Tamra goes, Hooly. Yes, Hooly. How do you spell Hooly? What's Hooly kicking? What's Hooly, batch?

What's Hooly? Which is, by the way, also me. I'm like, what is Hooly? Oh, this is official. It is Hooli? Oh this is official it's not a thing. Hooli kickin! Let's have a Hooli kickin night! Top of the Hooli kickin to ya! Top of the Hooli kickin night to ya!

Hooli kickin! Hooli kickin! We took the Hooli kickin airlines to get here! Hooli-kicken! We took the Hooli-kicken Airlines to get here. Hooli-kickiopia! Guys, where we're staying, the Powerscourt Hotel, the O'Toole family runs it. Back in the day, it was called the O'Toole Days Inn. That's really cool! I don't know where the Shannon's are. Probably in a pub!

Hooli-kicking it! Let's hooli-kicking it! Hooli? How's that for hooli-kicking? It's a hooli-whale of a Shannon time! So they all arrive at this hotel. It's like this nice hotel. Is it a famous hotel? Okay, everyone's like yes. So it's big. I was like I hope we don't stay there. I don't see any fast food signs. I need a hotel that's like there's a McDonald's down there. Not a McDonald's, you know, Box T's is fine. I just need food. Either way, it's enormous. It looks like a museum and I'm already embarrassed as an

American that we're sending these people as our ambassadors to this place. Here's the problem, Ben. As an American, you have the right not to be embarrassed about shit. That's the whole point. You're not American enough. I sure brought a film finger.

You're supposed to be like, I don't know your language and I ain't gonna. Where's my American flag? Where's the fucking bathroom? Where's my fucking bathroom? So the hotel manager comes out and he's like, on behalf of the entire team of the PowerSkirts Hotel, I'd like to extend a hundred thousand welcomes or Cade Mille Fautre.

Code Mille Fautre. Which leads to chant saying, Karmila Voucher! Karmila Voucher! Karmila! Karmila! Karmila Kabea Voucher! Karmila Parker Bowles Voucher! I don't know what I'm saying. We've asked our bartender to create a signature drink for you.

Cyanide. Please signature drink for you. Sinai'd. Please, all of you. You fucking bitches. I've had two minutes of you and I want to die. I'll do it with you. Let's do it. Is this from Ethiopia? And then Heather goes, let's have a well of a time.

I am fun. I am fun. I am fun. This is so different than last year's trap. We went to Moreo, we were greeted with swinging balls. Flashbacks a year ago. A year ago, I does balls? It could have also been like a day ago. So the hotel staff is like, okay, well, we've given you the presidential suite because we've decided to destroy this hotel.

Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, please, please don't go upstairs yet. I, I have some flowers that have been delivered for you. And only for you, mom. Only for you. Oh my god, flowers? Are these from Brianna? What? What? Who? Oh no, they're from the sexiest man of America, Steve Lodge. They say, whoa, have a nice trip. I love you. Have you seen my shoes? I can't find them.

Steve. The guy's just mouthing the words. He's like, please, have you found my shoes? Steve, nailed it, nailed it. So, Tam was like, oh my God, you guys have had 10 dates. This is ridiculous, bitch. So they, he's like, oh my god, you guys have had 10 dates. This is ridiculous, bitch. So they're like, he said the L word, he said the L word. With Vicky, it's leave, you know it is.

When that L word comes, it comes with a piece of paper that's like, leave me alone or go to prison. So then the staff is like, so by the way, the first floor is our spa, it's open from 7 in the morning and cause it was your call with a Spanish The spa No something with the sea you said something with the sea first floor He's like English am I right? Oh, oh, me accent, me lucky charms, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He's like, die. Press one for English, am I right? Bop! Die. He's just like, die. Die. So they all go to their rooms, and Shannon just has the best Shannon way

of doing really anything. And on this one, she showed up, she's like, I'm not miserable at all, I'm having a very good time. The miserable one is Vicky, so I'm Fun Shannon and everything I do is fun! She's like manic Fun Shannon, so she gets into her room and she goes, wha, wha, wha! Wha!

It's like Hillary Clinton when she pretended that she was surprised when balloons fell from the ceiling. She's like, wha whoa, wow, what a room, whoa, look at this, this is, are you kidding me, are you? This is, I mean, the most beautiful suite and I'm sure around the corner I'll find the flowers from David. Oh, well, they're not in this room,

let's see if they're over here, no, okay. I mean, we just renewed our wedding vows, so surely there's a bouquet. I'm sure just one moment. They're, well, not under the bed. Oh, of course they're in the closet. They're in the closet. I'm, okay, they're, okay, hold on.

Here they are. Huh, wow, just some empty hangers. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, yes, other Shannon, yes. There it is. Kettle chips. Kettle chips. Kettle chips. Kettle chips.

Those are his flowers, those are his clothes. We're gonna arrange them like petals and say he loves me, he loves me not. I am on a diet. He loves me not. I'm on a diet, I'm on a diet not, I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet.

So meanwhile, the other room, the staff, the guy is showing Kelly like the balcony and she's like, oh, this is pretty cool. I'm going to have a party out here. Hey, what goes before perp B? Perp A! Perp A! He's like, ha ha ha ha.

That was actually good. That was actually good. I'll give you that. Finally, someone gets my jokes around here. You want to get married? Do you get wasted? I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married.

I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I'm going to get married. I was actually good. I'll give you that. Finally someone gets my jokes around here! You want to get married? You get wasted. Hey, how do you say married in Irish? Maddie. Married. What? What?

Better send you. Alright, so Megan announced this to everyone. She's like, tomorrow we're going to be going to Dublin, and I've been talking to a genealogist, so I'm going to have to meet the genealogist, and then we're going to go over everything together. Is that like when you find out where your blue jeans came from? They're like, great. Thanks Megan.

We just want to get shit-faced. You know what I want to do? I want to whoop it up. That's what I want to do. Whoop, whoop, whoop. I want to whoop it up. Right? Everybody here going to whoop it up. How do I say that in Irish? Can you whoop it up? You want to whoop it up? Whoop it up. Let's whoop it up. Come on. A button, a button. A button, a button. Let's whoop it up. You want to whoop it up here? Whoop it up. Whoop it up here? Where you want to whoop it up? Whoop it up here put the button. Let's whoop it up. What, a whoop it up here? Whoop it up, whoop it up here? Wait, what, a whoop it up?

Whoop it up here? What, a whoop it up? And then Shannon goes, Can I tell everyone what I would like to find in Ireland? A leprechaun. And then it just cuts the commercial. Bravo's like, we're out. Guys, let's make like jelly and roll. Why is jelly roll like why do we go for jelly

roll for that one of all the things that roll we're gonna say let's get make like jelly and roll aren't there better things like a wheel I guess jelly is the one. So top of the morning top of the so. So, top of the morning. Top of the morning, Lobby. Hi, Lobby, top of the morning. Anybody want some kettle crisps? I can't have these in my room. Anybody? Not coming on to you, I promise.

Ha ha ha. Well, guess what? Since I'm hilarious Heather DeBrow, I have my Irish accent spray because I know how badly you all want to have accents because I know not all of you studied acting at Syracuse University. Fun fact, I played into the woods,

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podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Blame It on the Fame early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So Temple Bar Square, let's do this. Top of the morning. Fucking, can someone wake Megan up? And then you see her now and she's still like that, it's so funny. Jeff Lewis will be like, hey, it's Megan King Edmonds, Megan King, so great to see you. She's like, so good to be here even though I'm pregnant and can't drink cuz by the way I'm

pregnant I want the girls to have the full Irish experience so I planned a pub crawl for everyone to go out and get drunk and while they're drinking I'm gonna meet with the genealogists like we know go we know just go go so then meanwhile in the Sprinter van I just thought it don't be crude in front of Steve Blige's shoes so now they're now they're finally they've arrived here in town they're walking around just being as offensive as possible which I'm sure you see walking So now they're finally, they've arrived here in town, they're walking around. They're just being as offensive as possible, which I'm sure you see walking up Temple Bar, or walking, do you say up Temple Bar? Walking through Temple Bar?

Making their way downtown. You see, we saw it today. So they literally stop on the corner of this entire cast. This is an Irish jig. And they start doing a ripper dance. Like, oh, oh, okay, here we go. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm starts with a ripper dance. Like, oh, okay, here we go.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Oh my God, my feet don't stop. Tap of the morning. Tap of the morning. Tap of the morning. So then they go to the Norseman and

Heather walks into this pub and she's like, cute. This is cute. Look at all the poor people drinking their poor drinks. So is this like a recruitment carnival? I could find my new butler here. I want to drink what's good for pregnant people.

Lady, if you don't know at this point, you're in trouble. He's like, water. What was that? No, with the C, with the C. What was that you just said? What was that? How do you say that? How do you say water in Irish? Hold on, hold on, hold on. I've got a surprise for everybody. Button, button, button. Do, do, do, do, do. I'm a leprechaun!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I am a leprechaun right now. That is hilarious. Green sequins. Does it get funnier than green sequins? Ah! Oh, God, here lies Shanna Medora, killed by her own sequins.

Ah! And you know it's a Tamra loving Shannon season because she's like live at the Shannons she always dresses the part because if this were another season she'd be like fucking Shannon I was in a fucking costume dumb bitch so they're all drinking and everything and Kelly's saying how like you know she's had a rocky past with all the entire cast essentially but she's like you know what no work there's no better place to have fun and I put bygones let bygones be bygones at an Irish pub where she can get wasted and insult them all. This is gonna go great.

I just don't know why everyone's so offended, bunch of pussies. Hey, what's the slang for when you're having a good time and you're pregnant? It's like crack. It's called having a crack. So Kelly's getting cracked. No, she's having a crack. Kelly's having crack. Like, like a butt crack. You know, the bartender was like, I quit, I quit.

I'm leaving. Hey ladies. The stock in cyanide went so far up during this episode. Everybody's ordering it. This part was important though. Ladies, I've got to go meet the genealogist. So hold on, let me get a drink that's good for pregnant ladies before I go to the genealogists. That genealogist probably quit.

Could you imagine having to deal with the people who came after Megan? Well, hello there. I just wanted to know, have you found any O'Tools? We did. This one wandered around a lot asking people if they were O'Tools, announcing that she was going to go to a genealogist, uh, trying to force people to have babies with her. Uh, didn't really work out.

Sorry, that wasn't oof, that was bad. But she did have to, remember? She was like, Jim, want to have a baby? No. Jim, we need to have a baby or I'm leaving you. I don't care, go. Jim, please have a baby? No. Jim, we need to have a baby or I'm leaving you. I don't care. Go. Jim, please have a baby. No, gross.

Jim, please. Ew. Jim, you're like a booger. I would never have a baby with you. Jim, let's have a baby. OK, fine, get off my ass. I'm having a baby. I can't wait.

Jim's so excited. I know. Well, Megan's going to meet with a, I don't know, genealogist, gynecologist, rheumatologist, Ethiopia, I don't even know, we're gonna get drunk. So they start drinking, and they start really drinking a lot. They're really going it, so it's fun. I mean, like, you know, Vicky's feeding Tamara

all these shots, she's like, I'm gonna have to win, I'm gonna have to win, she's like, I'm like, I betcha, I'm like, I betcha gonna finish competition batch, I'm gonna have to win, I'm gonna have to win, I'm gonna have to win. They're just doing shot after shot. Clapping their butt cheeks. And you know that pee is gonna start flowing soon

because this is just, this cast in New York will just pee all over everything. They don't even care. This is what they do. They get wasted and they go pee on things. And so this is like, they're having a great time. It's fun to watch. Like I'm having fun for them.

You know, I'm like, this is fun. This is like the best part of Orange County when they are just getting shit faced, having a good time. And it's so fun. I was, I couldn't even believe we could have even more fun when we then went to Megan King Edmonds at the genealogist. Okay, so the family tree that you gave me, that was your uncle's, let's go over that.

Yeah. My uncle made this tree and I have it printed out. I've been doing some of my own research and I found some things that I'm interested. I'm interested, am I related to you two? She says, I've always been really connected to my Irish heritage, so I'm trying to figure out where does my Irish pride come from? It's your Irish heritage!

Where else? I never really understood the pride inside of me until I found out it was Irish pride. What is that? Fucking Megan. So you're related basically to everyone in the valley. All right, everyone you're related to here, you owe me a dollar. All right? You know, if you go down to Greystone, which is only about five miles away from here, just

walk off a cliff into the water. You can just tap any of the fish down there and they're probably no tool. It makes me think of grey rocking which is what Ariana does, you know, because she's like traumatized on Vanderpump rules and she's like, I just like grey rock my perps. That's like how I get over the trauma of it. And she really is doing it throughout the reunion. Like everyone's trying to get her and then she just, I looked it up and it literally means turning yourself into a gray rock

so people stop paying attention to you. Except for Megan King Edmonds. Are you an O2O? Hey gray rock, are you an O2O? Are you an O2O? Boundaries. Are you an O2O? Boundaries.

So Megan says, it's crazy to think I could be related to the majority of this town. That would never happen in the OC. I'm like, have you watched the OC? You've got John Jansen fucking Shannon and going to Alexis Bellino who's the Jim Bellino's. They're all fucking in Orange County. You're all related down there. There's a lot of reproducing in the OC too. There's babies everywhere, crawling out of windows over there.

There's boats passing by with just babies like, wah, wah. You're related to somebody. Also, have you noticed that every piece of gossip that comes out about Megan King Edmonds is like, doesn't matter what the gossip is or where it is or what part of the world, it's always like, and this person who's related to Megan King Edmonds, she pops up everywhere.

She literally got married to the President of the United States as nephew. How does that even happen if you're in the real houses of Orange County? She's everywhere. I don't know. He seemed like a real keeper too. That was weird. It was a forever couple. So, Tamer's like, By the way, my buzz is wearing off. But guess what's not wearing off?

Farts! Pfft! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bitch! So then, just when it seemed like everyone was getting along, Farts! Pfft! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She flicked my nose. She flicked my nose. I didn't like that. The slow mo reenaction. The finger came up like a plane leaving the Shannon Airport, hit my nose, sent it up to the air as if I were sniffing biscuits, and then left. It was horrifying. Just falling down stories.

You just see stories of Earth passing. It's like the hallway in Inception, just rotating. Ah. And Kelly just like. Ah. Oh, yeah, she's into those jokey things. I don't like that. I don't enjoy things that make people laugh. Stella and Adelie played the nose flick game when they were six years old.

I require maturity. Ma'am, you were just clapping your butt cheeks. You're wearing a green sequined shirt and yelling top of the morning to you. And Tamara has farted on four busboys. Can we not? Hey, do you guys have any bangers and mash? Well, that's what Steve and I call it later in the day. I love those!

All right, we're going to do four shots. Okay, we're going to whoop it. Let's whoop it right now. Top of the morning to you! Top of the morning! So back to John the genealogist. He's like... So, you're a direct ancestor, Philem O'Toole, he rebelled against the English who came in

and took the lands of the O'Toole's and he was executed. Megan goes, that's incredible. That's amazing. He's like, yeah, I mean, to think my great, great, great, however, whatever, greater grandfather, he was a rebel and a successful rebel. He's like, yeah. Did you hear the last part of the story there? Until he was executed, but still so successful.

The guy's like, yeah. That's amazing. Wow. He was, had his head chopped off. I'm just so honored. All right. We found Patrick O'Toole. Patrick was a chubby boy. And, well, he walked through the halls at school.

He was pushed into lockers. Whoa, that is amazing. Wow, I love someone who can just see something differently, like a whole bedroom in a locker. That's just an innovator right there. Love someone who studies so much. So back to the ladies, Heather's like, girls, we've got a real hooli kicking off here. So Vicky's like, hey, hey bartender, hey hooli kicker, is there any way you could show me how to pour a perfect pint? Here, put your arm around me.

Don't touch my breast. That's for Steve Lodge. Don't do that. So Shannon and Vicky are shit faced, and that's when you start getting along with them or killing them. We're going to see what your street does here in a minute. When we walked in here, everybody was like, oh, hello, good to see you. And by the time we walked out, we're like, people are going to be turning over trash cans on fire by the time we get out of here. It looks like people are ready to party today. Fingers crossed. So anyway, they're drunk so they're in a good place, right?

Everything's good. So, Tam is like, look over there, Shannon and Vicki, they're in a good place right now. That's all Judas and Jesus really needed, a good point, you know what I'm saying? I wish Jesus had just turned to Judas in the Bible and said, Pfft. They would have laughed, they would have been saved, everything would have been great. Well, I just want to announce to everyone that I have to go to the bathroom, but before I go to the bathroom, here's a big trio. Whale of a time, top of the morning, hula kicking, ha, Shannon Airport, Ethiopia. I'll be right back. So Vicki is like, hey bartender, is there any way

you could teach me how to pour a perfect pot? Whoa, whoop it up. You want to whoop it up? You want to whoop it up? Hey, have you ever whooped it up in a butthole? Do it. Do it right now. Do it right now.

I'm going to show you how to do it. Do it right now. Put your hand on my butt. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. Thank you.

Anybody have a dollar? Does anybody have a dollar? So Vicky, after she has this very sexual moment with the bartender, she's like, woohoo! And Kelly's like, hey, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, what do you have right there? What do you have right there on your shirt? Just flicked her nose. She fell for it. She fell for the old flicking the nose thing. Oh, god, it works every time.

Works every time. Oh, so good. So good to laugh again. So Figg is like, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

I don't like that. I don't like that. That was pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. Whoop backwards. Be nice to her, batch. Be nice to her, batch.

I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I am very nice to her. I'm really nice to her. I don't do the nose flicking to up I didn't like that I'm coming. It's no big deal. I just, you know what? Keep on walking. Keep walking. What? What? What? Yeah, keep walking. Just keep walking. What? Go have fun not getting your nose flicked over there.

What did you say? I said keep walking. She's a dick. She's a dick. She's a dick to me. Not a dick. Not a dick. Keep walking. Don't do that. She's a dick. She's a dick to me. Not a dick. Keep walking. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. You're talking to me? Yeah. I'm talking to you.

She says she doesn't like it. She says she doesn't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know who that is. By the way, Tamra is standing all the way at the other side of the bar. And she's like, Kelly, you've taken to another level. Keep walking. You've taken to another level, Kelly. I'm not talking to you. I'm not.

I'm not. Listen, we're just saying that people don't like that. Don't do that. It's not a hoolie. Kelly has a really amazing ability just to take a good time and knock it on its ass. I'm like oh yeah Heather Dubrow, Doyenne of great times. Cut to... You're a cunt is what you are! Guys, it was a joke guys. My God, what the heck is wrong with you?

Hold on, hold on, real quick. Are you going to apologize? Oh, I do. Got her again. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was a joke. By the way, this is the time when we tell everyone who was dragged here, who didn't

watch the show, this really all happened, by the way. I mean, what the hell? What's wrong with everybody? I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. What's wrong with me? I make one joke and I back this sushi party status?

It's not like I called anyone a cunt. I know it's a joke, but it makes people not laugh. What? I mean, you've done sitcoms for years and it made people not laugh. You know what's mad at you? Not funny, it's hurtful, it's not a whale of a time. What about the joke?

Sometimes, I love this, Tamra. Sometimes you're a bit crass, excuse me. I just farted, I just farted. I was thinking about blowing Eddie and I farted. You're just crass, you're crass. Sorry, I farted right now, but I was trying to lecture you, but Eddie's been fucking me up the ass for that. You're sensitive.

Okay, well, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry that you guys. Okay, well I'm sorry. I'm so sorry that you guys are sensitive and I won't do it again. I'm sorry you're sensitive. I don't think that any of us are sensitive. Yeah, you're saying that like it's our problem for being sensitive and not your problem for calling people a cunt and pretending to have saints on their shirt. It's not gonna fly, missy. When you want to apologize, you apologize. You say, I am sorry, period. And then I write to you and text back saying,

it is not your job to adjudicate this sort of apology. People are so sensitive, you can't say anything anymore. What, you're gonna cancel me? What am I canceling now? It's cancel culture! Usually, people of Jewish descent are sarcastic. And they're funny, and they get jokes. Everyone knows this.

Yeah, Jewish people are hilarious. Look at Steven Spielberg. Steven Spielberg, funniest man in the world. Schiller's list, looking up! Schiller list,! Look it up! Schiller list! Laugh out loud! And then it goes, oh, well, apparently, Jewish people are funny. So, I don't know what happened to my gene pool. Where's John the genealogist to tell me what the heck happened to Heather Dubrow?

No, but Jewish people don't take things personally. As a Jewish person, I can say I take lots of things very personally all the time. That's it is so funny. I mean, look, I'm just saying, like, they're funny and they're so sarcastic. And they're just like, you need to stop saying that. You're being racist. I'm not being racist, I'm Mexican! And soon I will find out that I'm black too!

The only thing missing from this was, I can't be racist, I'm black! Which is an actual quote she said two years later. She did a 23 in me and it said she was like 2% from Africa or something. She's like, I'm black, I don't dare you! Okay, you know what, I'm good. I get it. Apparently I'm humorless. I'm like, well actually yeah that's true. I mean I wouldn't blame your Judaism for that. Yeah. Even a problematic clock is right twice a week or a day. I don't know that your stick up the ass is a religious thing,

but you sure treat it like it is. You're pretty dedicated to it. So Vicky, of course, is like, I'm staying out of it. I'm trying to be neutral. I'm just trying to get into everyone's good graces. So I'm staying neutral and just masturbating to Steve's shoes right now. You're so crass, Vicky.

I'm just trying to stay out of the fighting. You know, I don't want anything here. I just can't get into those flicky fight right now. I just can't do it. It's too big for me to handle right now. So Kelly's like, what do you have animosity against me? What did I ever do to you? It sounds like you do.

It sounds like you do. No, I don't. You do so. I don't fetch, I don't. You do so. I don't fetch. I don't. You know what, Kelly? You know what, Kelly? No, because when I say something, then you go and tell everybody, and now everybody knows what I say. She told you! She told that girl and said stuff! You know what, Kelly? I kept your fucking secrets. Mama!

I didn't even tell Heather, who standing right here about what she said. You're hilarious by the way. I love your work. Thank you. I was the funniest member of Fiddler on the Roof in the 10th grade. But whatever. I was the only person that got a laugh during the bottle dance. The school newspaper at Horace Greeley High School said, the funniest thing that ever happened to Tropiclaw New York since the last time Heather DeBrow tried to do comedy. Yeah, that's right. I didn't even tell Heather about what she said, about how you had your real estate agent checking to see

how much money she owes on her lot. Heather's like, ah! That's my favorite Tamra move is when she goes, I kept all your secrets, including the one I'm about to say right now. I didn't know you were a fucking liar! Heather's like, money, owed, lot, Heather, rich. Heather, rich.

You're a goddamn liar, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm Mexican, I never did that to you, Jewish people are funny! She dead, she's having your money on a lot! I'm staying out of it, I'm staying out of it, this has nothing to do with me. So the big thing, the big secret that's outed is that when Heather and Terry went to buy land for their house, they didn't have enough money so they had to get a loan. It's like, oh, the horror mortgage.

A loan, a loan. That's worse than the racism I've just endured. So, Tamara's like, yeah, when she met Terry, she paid for the lot that they built their house on. And she goes, oh no, they didn't. I looked it up and she goes, are you kidding me? I was never! You had your real estate agent? Look it up. I swear to God on Jesus Christ who Tamra pretends to believe in that she told me that she gave her first loan.

That's what I told you, someone gave her a loan. And we see a flashback to this vicious rumor of Tamra saying, guess what? Heather was an actress and she worked in the 1900s. She was making good living. She bought her lot. Really? Because my friend said they got a loan.

She couldn't afford their lot so they had to get a loan. No one can afford their lot. They're nine zillion dollars So Kelly's like you're a liar of a fucking liar You guys you guys this is a public restaurant Too late I'm gonna be like, shimmy man you! Shimmy man you! So it's like being pulled away. You will pay! You will have it! You will pay! You will have it!

We are going to Grafton Street. We will go into a civilized department store where nothing bad will happen. As in an effort to be a good podcaster. I walked into that department store today and I thought, wow, right here where this girl is about to barf on the Chanel counter, this is where Heather DeBrow was kicked out of a department store. Oh my God.

So they're walking into this store and Kelly's still going, she's a fucking shit liar, it's what she fucking is! Who the fucking liar? Walking up that slope, you know? He a liar? Yes, he's a fucking liar, alright? And she's walking with Shannon, who's like, really? Are we going towards a pot of gold?

On the top of the morning! Who's really kicking? Who's really kicking to you? Still signing. Kelly, if you'd like to say something terrible, you can do it now and I won't tell anyone. Yeah, she's a fucking liar, a goddamn fucking liar. No wonder her daughter doesn't talk to her!

Woo! Huh? What? Huh? I like, by the way, I like how everyone's like, wow, that was too far when we all were thinking the exact same thing. In public we say, whoa, inside we go, ah. Shannon is so terrified when literally her storyline last season was like,

well, I'm surprised they don't call CPS on Gina. So Shannon, Child Protective Services in America. So Shannon's like, oh, seriously? Don't say that about her daughter. Come on, don't say that. Say more and I'll go tell it to Tamara. Just add some sizzle to it. I mean, the words, the words, the words

that come out of this woman's mouth are just, I just, I. What, what, what? It's like she's saying, bottom of the morning. It's terrible. Who would even say it? They go into the store and we just hear this on the microphones because the store's like, I'm sorry, we're way too classy for this.

And for the records, we're not fucking O'Tools. Get your cameras out of here. You just see Megan passing the window with flyers. Where are you, O'Tools? O'Too sells, 50% off. So what's great about this is we don't see what's happening, but I think we all can see exactly what's happening in there. Because we just hear Tamra saying, what did she say to you? What did she say? Oh, well, she said, no wonder her daughter doesn't doctor. And I go, don't you dare say that.

She said what? She said what? Stop it. Stop it, Tamara. She said, no, not here's the clinic. Stomp, stomp, stomp, tiny stomp, tiny stomp, tiny stomp. She's barging through the Calvin Klein section. You fucking bitch. What did I say? You talked about my fucking dad, I'll fucking kill you. What are you talking about? What is wrong with you?

Oh, you hit me. Oh. Fuck you. What the hell happened? Fuck yeah! Kevin died just not knowing anything about my situation. With my older daughter. It's Tamra. It's Tamra.

And then begins the Tamra shaking face and moving her lips like a fish that has just been taken out of the water. that has just been taken out of the way. Oh no, oh no, get her into the Sprinter van. Open that Sprinter van up. She needs, she's gonna melt down. Get in here. Oh God, oh God, oh, oh, it's okay. It's okay. Oh, oh, you're safe, you're safe.

You're safe, Tamara. Okay, breathe slower, breathe slower. Okay, are you okay? Are you okay? Do you need any alcohol? Okay, are you okay? Are you okay? Do you need any alcohol? Okay, are you safe? Just thinking back to that time, I got flicks in the nose.

Oh, don't say it, Tamara. Oh, it's taking me back too? Oh no, oh no, oh no. We need to cradle each other. Oh, the memories. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, I'm being revived by how wonderful my marriage is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you, but in case you wanna be affected by her, let me just remind you, she did say that her daughter doesn't speak to you. Your daughter doesn't speak to you

because you're an awful, awful person. For her to insituate that my daughter doesn't speak speaks to a bad person is bullshit. Is there a better reason? Can I have the other reason? Because if there's another reason, I'd love to hear it. You can't just offer up an alternate theory and then don't tell us what the alternate theory is. What's the alternate theory girl? Bring it. Okay breathe slower, breathe slower Tamara, breathe slower.

Okay look at me Tamara, look at me. Well that's really close up. I'm gonna look at you from here. Tamara you're an amazing mother. Just look at the way Ryan turned out. You're just wonderful. You're a great mother. You're doing wonderful things. He is very, very good about telling people which bathroom to use, so I'm... Okay, okay, you're an amazing mom,

and she's a fucking moron, okay? Don't give it any life. Don't give it any life, Tamra. But to do that, to do that in my face, she just wants to hurt people because you even said she's miserable and she's hurting so bad And that's what people do they hurt people around them. Not everyone can be happy like me and David So, you know she's Eva she's just like Satan hit Jesus about that time Jesus fought that time.

They both had guns. And they had to stand back to back. And Judas said, Go now, stupid. And so they passed ten passes. And then they turned around. They went, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And Jesus was shot right up to a cross. I don't think that's how that works. Shut up, Shannon!

Christina. Tamara just there with her tongue dangling out, staring directly into the camera to be like, are you getting this? Just amazing. So then Shannon goes out and everyone, the women are outside. Oh, my face is coming off. So Shannon goes up to goes out and everyone, the women are outside. Oh my face is coming off.

So Shannon goes up to Kellan and goes, I told her what she said. And she's like, what did I say? What was your agenda? It wasn't about you, Shannon. It wasn't about you. I was saying, I was talking about her. I wasn't talking to her. Yeah, Shannon, if I wanted to, if I wanted her feelings, I would have told her her daughter hated her right to her face. I was doing it behind her back. You tried to do the right thing. So now Tamra's on the phone to Eddie. By the way, she had a point. If I'm talking shit about you behind your back, that's me protecting the whole neighborhood. I'm exploding my bomb inside my own house and not bringing

it into the public square, you're welcome. Well, just in case this travesty couldn't get any worse, all of a sudden we hear like. I just want you all to know, I have never been asked to leave a store in my life, not even in the simplest acting exercises. But because of that thing that you, Kelly Dodd, and Tamra just had, they asked us to leave me, television's Heather Dupre. But she had me!

I do not care. You shouldn't have said that about her, kid. I could have been perusing dresses, looking at accessories, staring at poor people, and instead I'm out here on the sidewalk, awful. I'm being ostracized, I'm being bullied, nobody wants to hear my side of anything here. I, let me paint the picture for all of you so you can know exactly the humiliation and despair.

I was in the bathroom taking a dump, yes, and this is what I hear at the door. Are you in O'Toole? Are you? And someone said, You wanna whip it up? You know how? Wanna whip it up? And then I see two pairs of shoes slid under my stall. And they were apparently from Steve Lodge. And then a voice says,

Is there an American lady in there? And I said, excuse me, sir, I have been working on my Irish accent all day. I took a special spray, and if top of the morning whale hooligan time doesn't sound Irish to you, then maybe you're the one who should check your Irish hearing. Next thing you know, they grabbed me by my hands, my delicate hands, and threw me out onto the street. It was horrifying. You really crossed the line, Kenny. You really crossed the line, bitch. You know what?

I was like talking to her in private because I was pissed off that you did because you lied about me. You really crossed the line, bitch. You know what? I was like talking to her in private because I was pissed off that you did, because you lied about me. You thought I lied? You did lie. Did I?

Did you just think I lied? Wait a minute, I'm confused now. This is bullying! Listen, have a moment of silence for me being kicked out of a department store. Be quiet, Turn around. I never said I looked into her being poor. I just said somebody told me she was boar.

I honestly feel like I'm back in grade school with all these mean girls. So now they go back to the hotel and everybody's mad, and Vicky's like, oh, I'm mad to hear about this one. This was pure chaos. What are we, a bunch of hillbillies? No offense, Bob. No offense, Bob. Sorry, I should have said family. That was rude.

Too far. Let me reel that in. It's okay. It's a safe space. So Kelly walks in and we hear Tamara. Tamara's sitting at a table like elsewhere in the lobby and she goes, oh my god, look, crazy town, crazy town, crazy town, crazy town, says the woman who was just sitting in a band going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And I'm like, that is so mean. But then you see Kelly and her hair is like, all, where's the elevator? Her lipstick is just like up here. I'm being bullied. So then Kelly goes into the suite with where Megan's been sitting there like do you want to hear about genealogy oh my god you wouldn't believe what just happened to me what you found the no tool I just had for the

girls go crazy on me right now Heather was like you're looking into me I was like I swear to God never looked into your financials but I just, you're looking into me. And I was like, I swear to God, I've never looked into your financials, but I just know you're poor, okay? I'm sorry. That sounds like something I would do. Ha ha. I was a joke. By Megan King Edmonds. But I mean, so what?

So I mean, they're just mad at me. It's so unfair because I was like, Tamra's daughter probably doesn't talk to her because she's a bitch. Megan's like, whoa. Wow. So yeah, Kelly's just like, and Kelly's like, quonk. I didn't mean to say this, I thought it was back.

So meanwhile, out at the tea table, Tamra's like, I mean, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt because I felt like she was wounded and hurt and she was in a bad relationship and I've been making excuses after excuses after excuses, bitch. Which is a lie, because this is Tamara's classic thing is that she coaxes you into this feeling like you have a relationship with her and then she gets just enough information

at the right moment, three quarters through the season, she turns against you on the cast trip and then it's like hell time for the rest of the season for you, right? Yeah, well done. Well done, Tams. I've been sassified if it's Kelly. The way I've built her up made her feel all confident so I could rip her down again. Beat her with the bat with the rest of you and call it stupid.

So fun. Just what Jesus would have done. Right, girls? They're like, you're just such a good person, Tamra. You are such a good person. So we go back to Megan and Kelly in the room, and Kelly's like, I mean, like, I'm like, this chick is like fucking shit disturbing liar. She's like, who, Tamra? Who else? Come on, Megan, who else are we talking about here?

I was just there all by myself, nobody would even stick up for me. Like, I'm sorry I pretended you had a stain on your shirt. I'm sorry! We were you had a stain on your shirt Hey Megan Megan Megan Megan, there's this there's a scene on your baby No, Tor. Oh, still funny, still funny. So Megan's like, what about Vicky? Did she stand up for you? Which is like my favorite thing that people

do on these shows too when they're like, by the way, be mad at someone else now. So she's like, no, Vicky just sat there alone the whole time and just said Caliente. So basically, she's crying and everyone else is like, that bitch is gone. Let's go party now. Yeah So they're all gonna go out meanwhile, they're like, okay, you know, we're gonna save this day So we're gonna go out we're gonna go out and have some dinner and go see a show etc Vicky just sexually assaults everybody that she sees like the next ten minutes are pure Vicky mayhem of her

Just going up to people like, Oh my God, what are you doing? The River Dance? Is that the River Dance you do with the claggity claggity clag, click clack, click clack, while it's amazing. Whoa, are you doing that with two legs or three? Want to whoop it up, Flashdance? Get over here. Yeah, they're at this great place, there's beers flowing, people are dancing,

there's like a band playing and everything. Everyone's having the best time. And then Megan King-Edmond's. So the genealogist John today, he was saying if we go to Greystones, which is like five miles from our hotel, I could tap on anyone's shoulder, and there's like a 99 to 150% chance

that there are no tool. Yeah. And there's like a 99 to 150 percent chance that they're a No Tool. Yeah. The band is like, We'd like to welcome the ladies from America. Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool?

Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a No Tool? Are you a otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel?

Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel?

Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel?

Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? Are you an otel? on the balcony at her hotel and she's calling out Michael. And she's like, oh, Michael, they're so mean to me. All I did was flick him in the nose 10 million times. Hey Michael, you know the one where I go, hey, you got something on your shirt? He's like, yeah, hold on, do I? Bro, I've got you, ow, my nose, ow, God. How could you even do that? It's just Jolie. I did it, mother, I've got you. Ow, my nose. Oh, God. How could you even do that? It's just Jolie.

I did it, mother. I did it. You guys are... It wasn't Jolie. Jolie's okay. Jolie's okay. Jolie's okay. I know when I brought up Vicky's mom, that was sad.

She passed, but Jolie's still with us. You guys don't have to all... Jolie's thriving. Y'all don't gotta moan about Jolie. She's fine. Everyone's like, aw. She's like, aw, Jolie. So yeah, she's like, I don't know,

you flick a couple of noses, it's like nobody likes me, so I call somebody poor, big deal. I just don't understand why everybody is so mean to me. He's like, here's what you need to do, honey. Fuck those ladies, I fucking care. Nobody will like you, you go to Temple Bar. You go to Temple Bar? How was it, dude, you have a good time? Hey, did you see anybody you go to Temple Bar. You go to Temple Bar. How was it, dude? Did you have a good time?

Hey, did you see anybody we know at Temple Bar? Tinsley, don't you dare bring up Tinsley fucking Mortimer to me. Don't you dare. Michael, you're too drunk, I can't. He's like, you know what's pretty funny? Because like all this time I was like trying to get a break from Michael,

and now he's the only person I want to see anymore I think Michael's the only one who has my back surely this one's gonna last forever and that brings us to the end ofva- uh, Orange County! Cool, good night everyone! Up for the morning, Julia! Thank you Dublin so much for coming out tonight, you were amazing! And we will be back soon! Thank you for this holy time! Good night everyone!

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