Watch What Crappens - #2451 RHOC Rewind S12E17 Part 1 “A Case of the Vickis” Live in Birmingham!

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

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["Once Upon a Beat"] Watch what crappens, watch what crappens. Guess what happens when there's so much that crappens. Ooh, crappens, ooh, crappens. Crappens, crappens, crappens, crappens. What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens?

Who cares what happens with this? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens with this? What happens? Wow! Get my muffin top in this seat here. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you.

I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy to be here with you.

I'm so happy to be here with you. I'm so happy So good to see you. Thank you so much for coming. We have no idea where we are, how we got here. I thought we were going to Alabama. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I apologize. I made a pledge to myself and I failed it. I was going to work on my Brummie accent and I didn't.

So it's just going to be the quasi, all parts of England kind of accent that gets mashed together. Well, you've listened to this before. You know our accents are shite anyway. So you're ready for that? I know that this is my kind of place because you guys don't have service here in restaurants. That is amazing.

We walked into three restaurants and they were like, all right, order at the bar when you're ready or put it in your phone. I was like, fuck yes, this is my kind of place. And they're still like, and we're charging your eyes a service fee too. It's like, yes, I'm moving here. I have to say, it's been so fun.

This is the last stop on our little European tour, the grand finale. But it's been so fun going to these different countries and learning different things. First of all, you guys are so much more polite than the people in the States. When of all, you guys are so much more polite than the people in the States. When we landed in Eastern Michigan.

Well, some of you. I know, for right now. Some of you are dirty, dirty drunks. But we landed, and we are in the airport, and then they have, in the States, it's called a moving platform. But here it's called a travelator. The travelator.

I love that. And I love the sign that said, please face in the direction of the travelator, which is just a very British and polite way of saying, stop fucking talking and move. I like that a lot. Your guys here are very confident. We all have straight guys on Bluetooth pieces in their ear. I think that that's pretty universal.

Yours are way more confident than ours. You're just like, all right, mate, here's what I'm doing about all this. Jesus, man, I'm trying to watch my Netflix. I know. And then I'm very excited because tomorrow I'm going to go off to Germany. And does anyone here from Germany?

Ooh. The most exciting part of that, of course, is that I get to fly Lufthansa. to Germany and does anyone hear from Germany? Eww. The most exciting part of that of course is that I get to fly Lufthansa. And they, Lufthansa cracks me up. Like we were both. They don't fuck around on that app. They do not. We were doing it today and you have to end, like to check and we have to enter in our passport details

and you do it for like 10 minutes and at the end it goes, very good. Very good. You did good. And Germans don't fuck around. I used to work with a bunch of Germans in New York. And it was kind of a theatrical thing. And we had to run the plates out.

I was a waiter. But we had to run the plates out in a line, right? And the one behind me would always go, Schnelle Fazer! Fucking Germans. It's the app. It's like, oh, you got your ticket fast? So good for you. Took long enough to find your passport number, stupid.

And then I got an exit row seat and I literally got this thing that came up. It says, you sit on a seat on the emergency exit. It literally says, you sit on a seat at the emergency exit. I'm like, very scared. I'm like, yes, yes sir, yes. And we've been so spoiled being here, you know, cause you know, in America we know English and that's it. And anything else we're like,

we could be at a completely like Spanish restaurant with all Spanish people. We'd be like, Oh, you better. I'm pressing one for English words. Yeah. But here everybody knows so many languages, you know, you guys are so smart. And so everybody knows English. And it spoiled us because he's like, yeah, I'm going to Germany. And it's going to be great because everybody knows English. I'm not nervous. And his friend was like, no, not Germany.

It's not really the same. I'm woefully unprepared for tomorrow. I'm just going to be walking through strange doors, having people mad at me. Yeah, I love it. Well, guess what? Today, the only people who just going to be walking through strange doors, having people mad at me. Yeah, I love it. Well, guess what? Today, the only people who are going to be mad at you are the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Yes! Wow. What a trip. So how many of you guys actually went back and watched this old classic episode? That's a pretty good number. We appreciate you doing that work, because we know there was a lot of high profile

TV this week between Vanna Pump Rules and The Valley and Summer House. So we appreciate you guys doing the homework, OK? Are you guys watching those shows? You guys watching? Yes. What do you guys think? OK, first of all, what do you guys think about the Vanna

Pump? OK, what do you guys think about the Vanna Pump Rules? OK, are we pro-Lala against Lala? Pro Lala! Okay. Are we... I don't even care what people say about me on the internet because some people live in the comments section and that is not me, bitch.

I don't give a fuck about it. What are you even talking about? I'm creating life over here. Oh. Are you guys watching the valley? I want to get pregnant so bad between all of these shows that are just about dropping babies all of a sudden. Like and I know this because we're getting older but guys we're like way older. This is not the age to suddenly start dropping no offense anyone who's pregnant in here because we're all older, but guys, we're like way older. This is not the age to suddenly start dropping, no offense to anyone who's pregnant in here,

because we're all probably the same age, but these people on these shows are like, I'm 49, time to start having babies. And of course, the most pressing question of our time here on earth, are you team Carl or team Lindsay? Lindsay! Carl!

That's a good mix. Carl has tall privilege. Hey, we're gonna need you to speak a little bit more. Softness and tenderness, please? I'm just like really overwhelmed right now. Really overwhelming. Softness and tenderness. Softness and tenderness, please. I'm traumatized. I need $20,000 to talk about how traumatized I am.

And then I'm going to sell some good old non-alch. I'm going to sell some non-alch. We're so excited for that season finale. But today is. I'm excited for that to end. I can't take your toxic energy. That's too much. I stay single so I don't have to deal with this bullshit.

OK? My solution to everything on Bravo, masturbation, all right? Also, and thank you everyone for taking a break from using Danielle's app, Dawn. I know you guys are all very busy with that right now. A lot of outfits put together by Dawn today. Yeah, thank you. Thank you.

It was interesting. I picked out this shirt, and it suggested a traffic cone on my left foot. I was like, wow. This is going to look so good. OK, so here we are with the classic Real Housewives of Orange County, season 12, episode 16, A Case of the Vickies.

Ooh. Previously on Real Housewives of Orange County. Ha, ha. I have to say, I am furious with Vicki Gumbel, and we will never be friends again, ever. Hey, shut it. Shut it. Yeah?

You want to whoop it up? No. Shut it. No, Vicky. Shut it. You lied about your boyfriend having cancer. Absolutely not. Well, come on.

I just wanted to cast you out. Let's whoop it up. No. Come on. No. Come on. Whoop. No.

Whoop. Get up. I have cake. I have cake. I have missed you. I! Come on. Whoop. No, no. Get up. I have cake. I have cake. I have missed you. I have missed you.

Hello. I am 100 housewife. Peggy. I am married to Dico. Hey, it's Dico! No ballin' house, Coco. No ballin' house. Is that Lydia? What are you doing back at my shop, bitch? I'm back and I'm more Christian now.

Uh-uh, I'm the Christian now on this show. No, I'm Christian-er. No, I'm Christian-er, bitch. No, I'm so Christian I won't go to a drag club unless I'm dressed like a creepy Charlie Chaplin. Isn't Charlie Chaplin a pedophile? But not a gay pedophile. That's not a terrible point.

Well, after renewing our vows, David and I are just so happy. We are happy! We are so happy! I don't understand why I'm gaining so much weight. Do you like your birthday present, dear? Oh, a Peloton. How sweet. Use it. Okay, here I go.

All right, it's like, okay, go. Alright. It's a... Okay. Now I see you there. It's like riding a horse. Which I've never done before. Strap my feet into these. Alright. Oh, Cody Rigsby. What a nice strapping young gentleman. Okay. I shall press play. Oh my god. My back.

It won't stop! That's it. That's it. David! David! Oh my God. How do I get out? How do I get out? David! Oh God, here lies Shanna Medora, killed by a ball gun. David!

Oh my God. Wait, wait, it hasn't. David! Wait, the workout hasn't even begun? Are you kidding me? Hi everybody. I'm the same Megan I was last year. But I have a baby now.

He's no tool. What a lovely evening here at the Quiet Woman. That is something that Peggy did by the way. That was a major plot point that Peggy actually closed. Just grabs her lips and closes them like a chickwhip. Be quiet. You talk too much. Megan was like, huh? Well, anyway, what a lovely evening it is here at the Quiet Woman. Hey, Shannon!

Oh. Oh, is that Kelly Dodd? Shannon, you've got something on your shirt. No, shit! Oh, oh, oh, you know what? You know what? Fuck you, Kelly Dodd. Weave between these lines, you fucking asshole bitch!

Oh yeah, you know what? Keep eating! Keep eating, Shannon! This isn't my plate, you fucking bitch! Hand scene. Hand scene. It's funny, when I think of the Peggy Sula hand season, I don't think like, oh my God, iconic season.

But going through these moments, I'm like, they're iconic. It's an iconic season. We hate so many of these things while they're happening. We're like, this show's canceled. This show is trash. And then two years later, we're like, that was the most amazing shit I've ever sat there.

It was so good. By the way, I'm so sorry. I'm spilling out of my clothes. I've been eating so much here. I can't stop. And you guys are supposed to have less addictive food than we do, and that's some bullshit. You don't.

It's a disaster. And also one of my favorite shows here is Secret Eaters. Do you guys watch that? I love that show. They trick fuckers into going, they're like, I want to lose a bit of weight with me, mom. We don't understand why we can't lose weight. It's the craziest thing.

We don't eat more than thin people, but somehow we're big. And the lady's like, you don't do you. All right, well, let's write down what you eat through the week. So they, she's like, let's meet at this bake shop. Let's meet at the bake shop in a week. So they hire, they put hidden cameras in all of their cars and their homes. And so they catch her asses going to McDonald's every day and like overloading their plates on Indian food and stuff.

And then at the end, she's like, welcome to the bake shop. You've been tricked. And they lift the walls in the bake shop and there's just fat shamers there. They're like, fatty! And then they show you everything that you've eaten. And they're like, how many calories did you write down? They're like, well, you know,

I had a little bit of a candy bar, maybe one part of the candy bars, maybe. I guess I estimate about 27 K cows. It's like you had 97 cows covered in chocolate and 47 pigs covered in... It's horrifying. That's how I feel on this whole trip. Every day I wake up, I'm like, I hardly ate anything.

It's like, roll the tape. I'm like... Oh. Sorry, that's not how you're gonna hear it. Here I, Shannon Bedorah, killed by secret eaters. And so I love that this entire season is an after school special of just Shannon getting fat. That's the whole season. It was my favorite thing and I didn't appreciate it when it happened. But that never happens on Housewives where someone's storyline is like,

I've suddenly gotten fat and I don't know how. Yeah, well, you know what was actually funny? So we did the Ireland episode when we were in Dublin a few days ago, and that was the season before this. And remember when this season aired, it was like, this is not to be insensitive, but it was like, oh my goodness, what happened to Shannon, you know? It was surprising.

And then, but when you go back and watch that season, you see all the signs signs because she's literally there in the bar, she's like, well, I think I'll just have a little bit of this, some corned beef here, don't mind me. I think I'll have a little bit of this. And you're like, oh, it's there all along. Yes, and we would never be like,

oh my gosh, someone's fat. It's just as someone who's like constantly like a human harpsichord, what do you call that? Accordion. Accordion. I just, it's so nice to see myself on TV. I mean, there's a stick-upper-ass white lady in Orange County, but still, I'm like, oh my god, it's me.

I'm like, how did this happen to me, David? David? I'll just have a little bit of a nacho. OK, so here we are. So we are in Iceland now, because we kind of ran out of European shows that were really fun. Let's face it. In London, we did Amsterdam.

And then in Dublin, we did Dublin. Dublin. Yeah. And then here we were like, what should they get? Iceland, why not? We'll make it work. It's Europe. It's Europe.

Bring housewives to Birmingham. Yeah, bring housewives to Birmingham. So we're in Iceland and we're on part two, like the second episode of this vacation. And where the last episode had left off was Vicky had just climbed the glacier, which is a phrase I never thought I'd say. And she's now in her room having like a heat flash.

And she's like, oh no, oh no, oh no. I think I'm gonna die. I think I'm gonna die. It's high palpitations. It's high palpitations flash, and she's like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I think I have diag. I think I have diag. It's high palpitations. I can't take it. I have diag. I'm literally diag. Vicky, who just had her last season, was about helping her boyfriend lie about having cancer

because she wanted her friends to be nicer to her boyfriend and sent her a casserole in support. Flash forward to a season, and now her ass is faking it again a casserole in support. Flash forward to a season, and now her ass is faking it again, but this time in Iceland. So she is dying. And she's on her deathbed in Iceland. And she's there in the bed.

And for some reason, Peggy and a bunch of medics are standing over. Peggy! Peggy, who literally has standing over. Peggy! Oh, Peggy! Peggy, who literally has done nothing. She had a Lamborghini party. She's like, I'm going to have a Lamborghini party, and I'm going to unveil my Lamborghini. It is black.

It is white. It makes room. That was, remember that was Dico's business is that he would customize sports cars. Hey! Half black, half white. Like a cookie. It's me, Dico. I got cars. You want cars? I got cars. How do you get to work? When you go to work, do you walk to work? No. Well, you take the bus? No. Do you take cars?

I got cars! Come on, I'm Tico. So Vicky's lying there. Her face is red. Her hair is going in all different directions. And Peggy is standing over her like she is Kyle Richards on ER playing a nurse, you know? Peggy is that friend who's like proving

what a good friend they are by being a bitch to everybody else in the room. It's so funny. She's like, doctor. Doctor. She's sick. He's like, I a good friend they are by being a bitch to everybody else in the room. It's so funny. She's like, Doctor, Doctor, she's sick. He's like, I know. I know. I know how to do this. I know. I can see her there. She's like, no, but Doctor, please,

can't you do something? Do something for her. Doctor, do some of your doctor things. Okay, Doctor, can I please ask you to do something for her? Do something doctory for her. Do it. It was like, thank god you're here. That's the plan. And meanwhile, out in the hallway, Can I please ask you to do something her? Do something doctor-y for her. Do it. It was like, thank god you're here. That's the plan. And meanwhile out in the hallway,

because it's only Peggy, but everyone else is standing in the hallway, Tamara's like, like, she's having an anxiety attack? But like, why? I'm like, because she's big at Gumbel's and she just climbed a glacier. It makes no sense in her life. Anxiety attacks are easy, I have't been on airplanes. It's so hard.

You're stupid. Your anxiety is stupid in Iceland. So back to Vicky. Vicky's like, oh my god. Can you hear me, Vicky? I don't know. I can't hear you. But you just answered me.

I didn't. I can't hear you. So Peggy's like, she has heart palpitations. She's not feeling good, she has fever. I think, if you can check the fever please, check the fever, check the fever. I'm like, okay, thank you Peggy. Could you do something?

Okay, do what you could do as a physician to make her feel better as a physician. Oh, I'm glad, I thought he was just about to make some tea. Okay, thank you. Peggy's like, oh my God, my heart, my heart's racing out of my body. It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. It's gone. It's gone. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Am I in my body right now? Am I here? Am I here?

She's tingling. She's tingling. Look. She's tingling. Look. Look. Tingle tingle. Oh God. I'm still on earth. I'm still on earth. My fear can see the future now. It tingles so much. Oh my God. I can't hear you. I can just feel things. please please stop doing that till I get my hearing back. Tingle, tingle, tingle. Oh she tingles. She tingles. Fever. Check fever please. Thank you. Can someone call Bruce Willis? Call Bruce Willis and see if he can see me. Please I don't even know if I'm alive right now. I don't even know if I'm alive right now. Please get Bruce Willis as soon as

possible. So now like a team of first responders come, right? And the doctor's like, do you feel any pain? Second responders, let's be honest, okay? I'm Peggy. Let's be honest. Vicky, do you feel any pain? That depends on what kind of pain. I'm hurt, my feelings are hurt. My feelings are very, very hurt.

I'm dying of hurt feelings. Do you smell anything in the room? Warm food? Microwavable food? Is there microwavable food in a glass dish? A casserole? Is there a casserole here? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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she gets that like soft voice. She goes, I mean, I'm under all cardiology care right now. But like, I don't know. It's like, I'm just like, I wanna see Brianna one more time. I just wanna see my children. I just wanna see Dawn. I wanna apologize. I did have sex with multiple partners, I did.

I did. The doctor's like taking her pulse, feeling her head, and Vicki's like, please, doctor, please. I know. Please, check her head, and Peggy's like, please, doctor, please! I know. Please, check her out! Please, do something! The doctor goes, do you know what your condition is or what it's called?

Because the doctor says, have you been feeling bad recently? And she's like, well, I wasn't the doctor. And he told me I had a heart condition, but I forgot what it's called. Does it rhyme with anything? I don't know. I think it was three syllables. Three syllables. OK.

OK. Movie. Chariot. Chariot. Ooh, doctor. It's doctor. Chariot's a fire. Chariot's a fire.

Her heart, she has a classic. It's a chariot's a fire of the heart. So he's like, so you can't remember what your condition is called? And she's just like, uh, just staring off into the distance, like, uh, uh, doctor, please! She doesn't know, doctor! She doesn't know.

The heart could go any moment. Please, doctor, do something for her. So Peggy's basically like, we see a flashback of Vicky saying that she's like, I went to the cardiologist and I have a little bit of a palpitation right now. Oh, she's experiencing this for the first time. Could you please just check her out, doctor, please? So then we see a flashback to her at the cardiologist

and he's like, your EKG's abnormal. Oh, who's that mean? Oh. Oh. Oh. We took a test. It's abnormal. In a good way or a bad way?

Am I excelling or am I dying? Just tell me what it is, I gotta go back to work. Very, very busy. So Tamara comes in, which is what everyone wants to see when they're about to die. Hi, bitch. What's wrong, bitch? You're at the pearly gates, bitch.

I don't feel good, Tamara. I don't feel good. What's wrong, What is it? The doctor goes, just leave her alone. And she's like, why? Like why? What's going on with you, Vex? I mean, it was just, my heart's going so fast.

My heart's going so fast. It's just numb. It's like, wait, wait, I have a question. Are you okay? She's fine. She's totally fine, yeah. She's, I don't know, I just want to sleep. Now Vicky's doing that thing where she's like pretending like she's in like Moulin Rouge

and she's dying of consumption. She's like, I just want to sleep. It's like, no Vicky, don't go to sleep. You'll never see you again. Hello, I just want to see you sleep. Say, Ryan, I put my foot up on the couch once. I'm sorry. So Tamara starts threatening her with real action.

She's like, oh yeah, are you sick? Maybe you should go to the hospital, bitch. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So Tamara starts threatening her with real action. She's like, oh yeah, are you sick?

Maybe you should go to the hospital, bitch. No. She's like, oh my God, do you think I should? No, I just want to sleep. I don't need to go to the hospital. I don't need to. I'm just gonna sleep. I'm just gonna sleep.

Well, you don't want to mess around with hearts up. Send her to the hospital. Ha! And the doctor's like, please stop speaking while we're trying to take your blood pressure. So then Lydia's coming up to Vicky's room now, right? So now everybody's in there. And can I tell you, there have never been more people

in a hospital room who don't give a fuck. Let's not forget there's like a camera person in there, a sound guy, two producers, and probably Andy Cohen on FaceTime being like, ha ha ha. Everyone in there is just like, ah. We had so much planned in Iceland. So much planned.

So Peggy's like, oh my god, there's so many people here, please stop causing our more stress. Please, can we have one or two people here? You go. You go. Hold on. I need to be here because I need to say things like this. Doctor, please. Please.

And it's like this clown car of a room just keeps getting packed in. Suddenly Megan is there. And what everyone also wants to see, Kelly Dodd. Kelly's in. She's like, what's wrong? She's gonna die? She's gonna die. Come on, okay, everyone!

Go, Eve! Go! The doctors don't want you here! Go! Hey, Vicky! Vicky, let me feel your heart! Let me feel your heart! Oh, Vicky! I got your nose! I got your nose! I got your nose, Vicky! Slow motion going through purgatory. So the doctor's like, OK, we're going to have to undress her and take a deep deep drink. Oh, thank god.

That's all I wanted. OK, bye, bye. That's all I really wanted. Thank god. What are the code words to say to the doctor next time this is happening so I could just immediately get undressed? Skip all the pretense.

Casserole. So now Kelly and Lydia are out in the hallway with everyone. And Kelly is like, she's having an anxiety attack. And she's like, you know what? You know what, I need to go talk to her. I will do this. Let me go in there. I shall save the day. Shannon Madore, the most calm person who has no irrational thoughts ever. I will tell you right now I will not forgive Vicki Goebbelsen for everything she has put me through. Let me in there. Let me in there. I just need to see Vicky one last time. Before Vicky goes to Jesus, I just need to tell her one last time

that I do not forgive her and never will. Do I forgive Vicky? No, no. Do I want her to die here in Iceland? Perhaps. Yeah. Does compassion burn calories even when you're faking it? We're about to find out.

So Shannon barges into the doctor's office, or not the office, but it feels like a doctor's office. She barges in and she goes up to the hotel. The hotel owner's in there at this point now. Like you've got like three maids, you've got like the chef, you've got someone just from like Montana who's there on vacation. They're like, oh, what's going on? So, Shannon comes in. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Is that Shannon? Is that Shannon?

I can't see. She knows I'm coming. She knows I'm coming. I can't see, I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't see. Oh God, oh God, I'm tingling, I'm tingling. Vicki, I want you to know something. I had the exact same thing you had and I gained 60 pounds afterwards.

So, don't worry about it. Please. I think maybe I have what you have, but you know, it's worse, but mine hurts more. So I'm dying more than you were dying. It's very common to have heart palpitations. I have palpitations. I have palpitations.

Mine are a little bit bigger than yours, though, I think. It's just like mine just, they hurt more, they're in the shape of David Boutour. I can't see the palpitations, but I've got it. Those palpitations often go off. Where are my palpitations? What? Where are my palpitations?

Somebody guide me towards my palpitations again. Vicki, Vicki, I want you to know something. What? You're probably gonna die. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. I'm going back out the hallway. Doc, please, please, Doc, please.

Why is Peggy in here? That's what I wanna know, why is Peggy, she just got here what I want to know. Why is Peggy? She just got here. Why is she in this room right now? They will not continue to work on this lady until you leave. This is literally such a chaotic scene that's on front. It's a soap opera. The best thing about this episode is it literally all takes place in the same location.

It doesn't go to a million locations. It's just like, what do a bunch of insane narcissists do with the day off and nothing to do in Iceland? I don't think they really thought this through. They're like, let's go to Iceland. And then they got there and they're like, what the fuck are we going to do in Iceland? You've already had pickled shark. What's left? So now Vicky's there.

The doctor's like, so what did you do before this started? Were you doing any physical activity? She's like, you know what? I haven't been feeling good for 48 hours. Would you like some insurance while I'm here? You know what would make me feel better? Getting people signed up to insurance.

That's all. So in the hallway, Peggy's like, I told her I would call Steve. I'm going to call Steve and I'm going to say Steve Vicky is not feeling good Okay, we'll just like wait to see what the outcome is. I mean Steve can't do anything right now No, no, don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to do No, I'm gonna tell you No, it's very important I get the message across Okay, no don't shut up, bash, don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what to do. No, I'm going to tell you. Don't tell me what to do. No, it's very important that I get the message across. OK, no, don't shout out, batch, don't shout out. I'm going to get it across.

Someone needs to know. I'm going to find a nacho. Vicky doesn't feel good. Someone needs to know. How awkward. So Lydia's like, nice. I know this is kind of weird, but do you guys want to do a prayer real quick?

Hey, that's what I was going to do. I was going to do a prayer, because I'm Christian. So what I was going to do. I was going to do a prayer because I'm Christian. So I was going to do that. I was going to do a prayer. Dear Lord. Dear Lord. Okay. I lift Vicki up to you. Vicki's a stupid bitch, Lord. I just don't want you to be shocked when she gets in here. I don't want you to think why I like that. Oh, the Lord just asked if there was a return policy.

No, we can't give her back. We can't take her back. No, she's yours now, Lord. Hey, Lord, you know what Vickie did? She lied about cancer. Stupid bitch. She had to buy that guy teeth in the first place. Also, Lord, while I'm talking to you, I'm really sorry about that chocolate chocolate costume. It creeped everyone out. I'm sorry.

Hey, Lord, could you please ask Vicka to stop fighting everywhere? I said, let's just fight everywhere. We got us disgusted. Amen. And then, just in case you needed to know this, Kelly goes, I believe in prayers. I believe in prayers. I believe in prayers.

I was, I was, I was this close to doubting the existence of God, but then when Kelly said that, I was like, you know what? God exists. I'm in, I'm back in. We're back in. So then it just goes to Vicky in bed and they're putting a blood pressure cuff on her. She's like, oh my God, oh my God, am I dead, am I dying?

So then we cut back to Peggy and Shannon and they're trying to be by the bedside, right? So they come back in and Peggy's like, I will be by your bedside. Vicky, I'm trying to get it across to Steve that you don't feel good. And Peggy's looking for any excuse to get back in there. They're literally just standing in the hallway

saying nothing and Peggy just goes, did she see Peggy? I'm needed right now. Did she ask to see me? Did she ask to see Shannon Bedore, the lady who might forgive her one day if she's dead enough? Ha ha ha ha.

Sorry, I don't know why I joke when I'm stressed out about people I hate possibly dying, oh! Oh! Please, as doctors who know not as much as me, please. Oh, well. If she needs me, please let her know I'll come. Hey, you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't push the doctor away, Peggy.

No, I only push away because I can be closer, that's all. So Peggy's like, I feel the need to nurture Vicky because I went to a hospital one time. But actually her story was that she had, she's just been through cancer or something. She came through this after a hellish year, so I mean, I get that. But Kelly doesn't, because she's like, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine. What's wrong with you? Why are you acting like that? I'm fine. She's like crying. And Peggy's like, you know, I just remember

what it was like being sick and a sick person needs support. You're stupid, what are you doing here? So then Tamara comes out of the room. It's at this point I can't even keep track of who's been going in and out of this room. It's like watching noises off. I mean it's just like literally like doors are slamming, people coming out. So Tamara comes out, she goes, they kicked me out for being too sexy bitch. And Peggy's like, I'm not offended I got kicked out.

I want to get kicked out. I want what's best for her. Yeah, but she's with doctors. Doctors are going to figure it out. That's what doctors do. her. Yeah, but she's with doctors. Doctors are gonna figure it out. That's what doctors do. I mean, what are we gonna do? Worry about it? Peggy's like, I'm so worried.

And Kelly's like, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy. What? Peggy, what are you doing? Why are you so worried? It's okay, Peggy, go on. I'm worried that I cannot touch her tingle. Distress. I honestly don't know why Peggy's not said that in things. Crazy.

So then we go to, Kelly's like... Kelly and Peggy are hilarious dynamic that I feel like we've overlooked for many years. Because Peggy's being all dramatic and Kelly's just like destroying her entire, all her dramatics, and so Kelly's like, you know what, Peggy, Peggy, you just need to, you need to like, you just need to relax, Peggy. No, I don't need to explain anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew. You need to relax.

I knew nothing to explain, no. I don't need to. You don't need to, come on, relax, Peggy, just relax. And Lydia's like, oh my god, whose room are we in right now? She goes, mine, it's my room. And Lydia goes, oh my god, your room's so nice. I know.

Really like this chair in your room. Thank you, I designed it myself. So now, Frederick. Lydia's like a little girl elf just walking around, like looking everything up and down, like, wow. This is like what it is to be like in a hotel room. So Frederick, the hotel owner, he comes out, he's like, everyone, they want to take her to the hospital.

And Megan goes, they do, why? For observation? Because they want to check her better. Well, did they do an EKG? Do they have a portable EKG? They need to do a key JE, I don't care. Just put all the letters together. However you can do it, do it.

Not that I care. If she dies, just be sure that someone stands up and says, Shannon did not care. Shannon didn't care! So wait, they wanna take her to the hospital? What are they doing at the hospital? Megan, it's for medical assistance. So Peggy is like, now Peggy's lying there in her room.

She's like, shh. She's like, please. No,h shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh I'm nowhere. I'm here. Where are you going to go? I go nowhere. Where? What? I didn't go anywhere. What are you trying to say? Poor Peggy. Peggy speaks English, by the way.

You would not know it from watching this show. And she's using very common language. She's like, I'm not even going to go there. Where's Peggy going, you guys? Was that in Spanish? But also she goes from like metaphors. Can I have a room when she leaves? This is a really nice room.

She has a chair in here. But she literally, she goes from like metaphor to literal very quickly, cause she's like, I won't even go, I'm not even going to touch that. I won't go there. What? I didn't go anywhere. I can't even figure Peggy out.

I think what she's trying to do, and she's trying to like pretend like she cares about Vicky so that she can be like, I'm better than Kelly. Peggy, you need to calm down. Yeah. So then Tamara comes in and she's like, Hey guys, I just heard that they're taking her to the hospital. What are they gonna do at the hospital?

Stupid bitch. Hey, Megan. They're gonna test her for stupid bitchery. So now they're going to the hallway. They're standing outside Vicky's room, and Peggy's like, I'm not going into the room unless it's okay, but it is hard to stay out of the room. I hope they're doing the right thing.

I hope the doctor in there is doing doctory things. Wait, did they say Peggy? No, no Wait, Peggy? No I'm going in there because I was in there from the beginning Now Kelly, Kelly has been like, guys get in there, we all have to get out of there, we have to get out of there, let them do their job She's like, okay, now I'm gonna go in there, I was there from the beginning I go, I go, I go, I don't know what I call, I'm gonna go in there Guys, the doctor is still in there with her.

Yes, please leave her alone. Don't say anything. This could be the final moment. Stop telling me what to do, Peggy. I'm not your child. So now the first responder comes out. He's like, please clear the hallway. He's like mortified that he has to do this.

And then he's like, Vicky, do you want one of us to come with you? Look at this hallway. Have you seen this hallway? This is an amazing hallway. If you're gonna die, this is the hallway to die in. I'm just telling you right now.

Hold on. Don't let them see me. Don't let them see me. Hold on. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face.

Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. Hide my face. I miss Steve. Tebriana, I love her. Don't let them see me like this. Vicki, is that you? Doctor, please tell me. Is diagnosis blanket? Is it what it is? Oh, it's my blood pressure. How much is left in the love tank? Please help me. Vicki, Vicki, I've been under a blanket too, Vicki.

It was very hard on me. It was much harder on me than it is on you, Vicki. Is that Gina Kehoe? Gina, I'm sorry for everything. What are you under a blanket for? What do you think you're Michael Jackson? I love you all. I love you all. I'm going to the light. I'm going to the light. And I'm saying I get insurance. So much insurance you don't even know how much insurance the light has. Huh, look at Vicky, hiding under her robe

like someone's gonna take her picture at the Hotel Wrangum. Ha ha ha ha ha! Guys, I've got bad news. My robe has cancer. I can't believe it, I can't believe it. Vicky, are you okay? Vicky, I can't even see. Oh, you look terrible! Vicky got ugly! Hey? Vicky, I can't even see you. Oh, you look terrible.

Vicky got ugly. Hey, can we get a doctor? Vicky got hit with the ugly stick. I thought I died. It was really hot under the shirt, by the way. I really feel like I am Vicky now. I'm like, now my heart is racing, I'm sweating. So then, Vicky's, we see the flashback of why Vicky is sick

and it's just like, yeah, I said woohoo, hey, I said, wanna whoop it up? Oh yeah, hey, we're in a cover bed now. Hey, cover bed, do you know any songs called Coca Cola? I'm fucking every single one of you in here. Hey, wanna whoop it up? You wanna whoop it up? Put your head down by my pants, I could warm your head up.

My hand is like a toast rubber. Put it, oh my God, oh my, he really did it. Oh my God, oh. She's he really did it. Oh my god. Oh. She's on the floor shaking her boobs. Every time they show her, she's with like some different bus boys. She's like on top of bus boys.

I don't know. I like this. I was like, Becky, I think you're just, I just watched your flashback. It was terrible, I could smell it from here. I think you're exhausted. Okay? So now they're all trying to come up with excuses,

or they're trying to get like one last like bit to be best friend ever. So Peggy's like, wait, her purse, her purse, her purse. Her AKG, have we given an AKG? AKG! Do we have an AKG? I think he's like, oh my god, am I still here? Do they have Sprinter Vans in heaven? I guess I'm still alive. Oh my god, am I still here? Do they have Sprinter vans in heaven?

I guess I'm still alive. Oh my god. Tell Michael I'll do his laundry next weekend if he wants. And they're loading her in the ambulance and Shannon goes, can we expedite this? She does the size of throwing some formal medical talk. We have a code red green. Let's expedite it stat emergency.

10 cc's of 3 cc's. And Tamara's like, what does expedite mean? Shannon, Vicki, you're fine. Don't worry about it. We've all had it worse than you. And here we are without towels over our heads. Go have fun. This is all your fault.

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So then back at the hotel, Vicky's carted off and Megan goes, speaking of keeping healthy, I need to eat. I'm really hungry. I'm starving. I need to eat. I'm so starving. I'm dying of starvation. Call the doctors. So now they're all just talking about what they're gonna eat. They're like, I had some chips before, bitch. Like, yeah, I could go for a nacho. Do they have nachos in Iceland?

And Peggy's like, oh, how could you eat right now? I have to go upstairs to my really wonderful room. Am I right, Lydia? It's a really cool room. These women are more interested in eating and drinking than they are in what happened to Vicky. Disgusting. Disgusting.

I forgot how quietly intense Peggy is. Like Peggy doesn't even move. If I didn't have the volume on I'd be like, is that bitch talking? She just stays totally still, and her eyes kind of glimmer in the camera, and she's just like... Disgusting.

So, Kelly, like, Kelly and Megan go to the restaurant, and Kelly's like, yeah, I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm just gonna get a quick bite. Okay, I love the salmon. We'll start with, you guys have goat cheese balls? Like, it's served. We'll have some of those. Oh, what is this? hold on, I wanna see if that pudding pops. Anything with pudding? No, no, not like English kind of pudding. I'm gonna go to the hospital.

I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital.

I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital.

I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. I'm gonna go to the hospital. Well I'm gonna go to the hospital yeah but hold on I want to see if that pudding pops. Anything with pudding? No no not like English kind of pudding. No. Actual pudding don't cost me kind of pudding. I want the most problematic thing on the menu please. You'll get it in seasons. You'll get it in a couple of seasons. So Megan's like I don't even know how it works here. Like, we're in Iceland for God's sake, right? And can I just-

National healthcare! It's just turning into Mad Libs at this point. Yeah, national healthcare. So I didn't even know what it meant if she's like, is she dissing national healthcare? Is she like, wow, it's so great. We don't have to worry. She's in national healthcare now, you know?

I wonder what the hospitals are like. National Healthcare! So Lydia walks in and announces that she's going, she's like, oh, the car's here, so I'm gonna go. And Kyle's like, no, I haven't eaten, okay, nothing's gonna happen, okay, they're gonna admit her, they're gonna rate her on tests, okay, we have like five steaks coming and a tasting menu, so just relax.

Yeah, but like I just want to make sure that like I go there and then, you know, she knows that people care about her, you know, because like she could wake up and then like maybe no one's there and she'll think that nobody cares, but like if I'm there... She's like... Just seeing. We'll just take chance. Okay, you go and then I'll go and then you'll come back and then I'll come back and then she'll come back, and then I'll come back, and then she'll probably be dead by then anyway. We can finish our dinner.

Tss-tss-tss-tss-tss. Uh... You shouldn't go. That's dumb. She's probably dead anyway. What are you gonna do? I mean, if Vicki's dead, when are you gonna start to death, too? Then we're all gonna be dead. Yeah. So Lydia's like... she's basically like,

you know, if I get taken in a stretcher in the ambulance and you know, like my friends just are like, no, we want to continue dinner. I'm like, those are not like good friends. Hi, are you new here? So back at the restaurant, Tamra and Frederick come in and Tamra's like, Oh, hey, I've got your bobby pins,

I didn't know if you still needed them. Vicky's not dead, right? Vicky dead? I don't really care. Let's talk about scrunches. I love Tamara coming in with a pile of bobby pins in the middle of this. Meg is like, maybe I do need bobby pins.

Lydia, we're in the hospital, stupid! Why's she got a hospital? No, because you have a friend that was just taken there. They're all very concerned. The hospital, stupid! Why's she got an hospital? Well, all right. Because you have a friend that was just taken there. They're all very concerned, as evidenced by Shannon, who wanted to expedite this process, who now sits down and is like, so what kind of vodka do you have?

Do you have a good show pen? Do you have a good show pen? Something. Anything, do you just turn the snow into vodka here? I'll just take whatever you have. Where's Peggy? Then we cut to Peggy's room, and she's still on the couch just devastated,

and she's got the phone, and it's ringing, and the ring is like... Deacon! Deacon! Deacon! Hey, it's Deacon! Whoo! Babe, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. So why did you call then, huh? Oh, my very dear friend Vicky was not feeling good.

Oh, what happened to Vicky? Is she okay? Listen, Vicky's always good with me, you know what? Vicky drives. Her heart, she feels heavy. And hearing that made her nervous. And she had that tingle in the arms. And hearing that made her nervous. And she had that tingle in the arms. And the ambulance came, the ambulance was like,

tingle, tingle alert. And they took her off and the tingle bit in the ear. Here's what you gotta do with Vicky. You gotta get in a car, possibly a nice one, from Deco Exports. Go to the hospital, say, do you feel good? Vicky, you know what would make you feel better? This sound.

Vroom, vroom! Get a key, low lease rates, black and white, Lamborghini, all the way, Vicks. So Deco's basically like, you should go to the hospital. Be a good friend and go to the hospital. And she's like, aye, aye, sir. So she's getting all excited. So now Vicky's arriving at the hospital.

They wheel her in. Everyone in Iceland's trying not to laugh at this lady. Even Bjork is like, eee. So then we cut back to the restaurant. It's now 11 PM in the restaurant. These ladies who are so worried. They've been there for now like 90 minutes of the restaurant. So it sounds like, that was an amazing bottle of Chopin.

Thank you so much. I barely even felt it. She literally says, they've been there an hour. She literally says to wait, I'll have the cod, please. They're still ordering. I like it very well done. So cheers to good health and Vicky getting better. What a shame. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Oh ha ha ha ha. Oh, I hope she doesn't die. So, uh, she's like, oh, by the way, did she call 911 or did you guys call it? Because I need to know the whole story when I laugh at her grave and tell the eulogy. I called 911, I was scared. It was like Vicky, but more foam in her mouth as usual.

It was weird. I was like, just please don't die on me. Her face was like red and she was crying. She looked stupid. Wait, wait, was she dizzy? Was she, was she dizzy? Did she have the feeling of being forced on a Peloton by her husband, David? She was dizzy and she was nauseous.

It was so hard to watch, I can barely eat. Can I have another one of these? This is great pudding. The cod is delicious after, especially after a bottle of Chopin. Okay, you know what? Let's just keep eating it and we'll make a phone call and see what's going on.

Okay? And then maybe we should go to the hospital. Yeah, we're gonna take shifts! We're taking shifts! I wanna see an Icelandic hospital! Yeah, I hear the doctors all have swans around their necks. (*audience laughs*) Taking shifts.

We're going on shifts. Uh... Hey Megan, you know what we're gonna do? Take shifts! Oh my God! What are they taking shifts, Kelly? You haven't said enough, stupid badge! (*audience laughs*) Well, Vicky made a lot of strong comments last year

that we did not go to the emergency room enough for her. Because last year, they went on a trip to Glamis, and Tamara was like, Hey, everybody, wanna go on a doom baggy? Yeah, sounds safe. Sign me up. I'm gonna be here in the back seat. Nothing could go wrong. It's gonna go great. And then it just tumbles down, and Kelly's like,

I don't need a stupid helmet. And of course, who ends up in the hospital? Oh, my God, am I dead? Am I dead right now? Am I dead? Am I dead? Is there a rope to put on my face? So she was really mad last year that Shannon and Megan didn't show up because when she was rushed to the hospital,

they were playing golf, and they were like, oh, so you almost broke your neck? Oh, that's too bad. Yeah. All right. And Kelly's like, you guys were flipped in a freaking car. That was no joke, okay? Whatever's happening right now is different.

Plus, Vicky smells this time. Well, Megan and I were severely criticized for not visiting Vicky in the hospital last year when I wasn't even that close to her. I will not be criticized again this year. Do you have any more of that cod? It's delicious, absolutely delicious. I love that we get a flashback.

And it's from last year, and Tamara's going to Shannon and Megan. I cannot believe that V Megan is in the hospital and not one of you bitches cares! Fuck you guys! And then it cuts back, and she's like, I don't want to go to the hospital. I really want to see it right now.

I know. So Megan's like, hey, Kelly, do you think maybe you should check on Peggy? I know. No, I'm enjoying myself. I feel like Peggy makes everything about herself from Tamra. Tamra just said this. Tamra just said this.

Yeah, I think she felt responsible because she was there from the beginning and she saw the whole thing go down. Oh, wait, oh, wait. Here she comes. Here goes Peggy. Here goes Peggy. Okay, bring out your statue.

Oh. Are we missing somebody? Here she comes! Here goes Mikey! Here goes Mikey! Okay, pretend you're a statue! Oh! Are we missing somebody? Oh yes, Lydia, the strange lady dressed like Charlie Chaplin, went to the hospital. Lydia went to the hospital before me? I shall go. We're taking shifts! We're taking shifts! I'm going. I'm going to the hospital right now. No! No! I'm on the next shift! You can't go! It's my turn! No, I want to go now. I came down to tell you guys. No?

It's my turn! It's my turn! It's my turn! Taking shifts! It's my turn! You're stupid! Here's my... Hey, Peggy! Peggy, wait a second. Hold on. You got something on your shirt. You got something on your shirt. Oh! Finger on the nose! Gotcha, Peggy! Got the old Pegster! Slow motion. reeling backwards. Peggy, can we expedite what you're doing here? Peggy, what do you do?

What do you need to do here, Peggy? I just came to tell you I am going to hospital. I care more than anyone. I need to go tell doctors to do doctor things. They're all like, can you believe they cast this woman on the show? Honestly, no. I don't know.

So God bless Peggy. If anyone needs a blood pressure monitor, it's Peggy. Is this thing on? So Peggy's like, Kelly, I'm going to hospital because Dico says to go. And when Dico says go to hospital, Kelly, I'm going to hospital because Dico says to go. And when Dico says go to hospital, guess what I do? Wait a minute, just because Dico said to go, you're gonna go?

What ever happened to feminism? People burn their bras so they don't have to go to hospitals anymore. I shall not disrespect my husband. When he says go to hospital, I go to hospital and paint half ambulance black, other half white. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do if he tells you to jump?

Are you gonna say, how high are you gonna jump? If Michael told me to jump, I'd be like, you're drunk, you're an alcoholic. He wouldn't tell me to jump. It's an analogy. Kelly, why are you yelling at me? Because two seconds isn't going to matter in the grass scheme or things I have shaken mixed with pudding!

Dico has given me special mission, and I have accepted. I must go now. Becky, it's a trip, man. I listen to my husband, and my husband listens to me. It is called respect. These women are disgusting. She obviously does... Oh, sorry, sorry.

Whoa, that was a really loud interruption. Sorry, go ahead. Oh, hold on, let me calm down a minute. All right, go ahead. Dika wanted me to say this to you. Oh God, all right. R-E-S-P-C-T. Oh God.

Find out what it means to Dico. Oh my gosh, shut up, feminists died in the streets so we don't have to listen to Whitney Houston anymore. Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So, you know Peggy is furious because Lydia somehow snuck into the hospital before her. Out of nowhere, Lydia takes the lead and gets to be

the first one that Vicky gets to see when she opens up her eyes. So Peggy's losing her mind privately. So then Lydia's in the hospital and it's like ring ring. It's like yeah, and she's like, guys, this hospital is like so amazing. You should see this room. Guys, I'm gonna put Vicky on the phone right now. Who wants to talk to Vicky?

Okay, Kelly, Kelly, do you have something to say to Vicky? Hey Vicky, what's wrong with you? What? She literally asked that. I'm just waiting for the blood results to come back. I didn't know they could take blood from a ghost because I'm already dead. Well, word of warning, Peggy's on her way, so.

Ah! Watch out! And the word of warning, the cod here is delicious. So Peggy comes into the hospital, Harry. Doctor, doctor, do doctor things. Please keep doing doctor things. And then it comes back to the restaurant. And Megan's like, I think I'm going

to bring Vicky some pajamas. And so then we see a flashback to the Glamis disaster with Tamara on the phone going, her clothes were cut off. She was losing all of her clothes. She was losing blood because the clothes were the only thing keeping her bloody. She's just a pile of bloody bones right now. No clothes and nobody can even bring her pajamas, you stupid bitch ass.

So they decide that they're going to finally give Vicky a casserole. So Megan calls over the waiter and was like, yes, a casserole. Yeah, finally getting that casserole. So Megan calls over the waiter, is like, yes, a casserole. Yeah, finally getting that casserole. Someone else just went, casserole. So Megan's like, can you make a casserole? And you know the waiter's like, I fucking hate Americans.

Because I feel like that is what we do everywhere we go. I'm just going to think of something outlandish. You can do a casserole here, right? This is a sushi bar. This is a sushi bar. So they decide they're going to make Vicky feel better with the casserole. So then Vicky is now leaving the hospital with Lydia and Peggy.

And she's probably like, wow, how do I end up on the B team? This is a real misfire. I'm going to need to stop going to the hospital for a while because I diminish diminishing returns and so she's like okay well my diagnosis was elevated blood pressure and extremely high insurance sales. So Becky calls Steve and she's like Steve Steve okay okay okay okay can someone call Steve He's listed under hottest man in America. Okay, thank you. Steve, Steve, I'm alive.

They say I'm alive. I'm gonna survive, Steve. How do you feel about that, Steve? Well, you know, I just guess we're gonna have to thank our lucky stars and wake up and hope for a better day tomorrow, Vix. God, he's so sexy. Oh, God. Okay, I just got released.

Okay, maybe I have blood thinners from my claw in my leg. And then they're gonna give me a shot, and I gotta go to the pharmacy tomorrow. But first I'm gonna get shitfaced when I get home. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry I touched. Didn't mean that. I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. Ns, ns, ns, ns, ns, ns, ns. Steve is at a strip club just getting a lap dance this whole time.

He's like, all right, well that's not an issue, Vic. We're just gonna strap a rope around your legs and take the plane off and just drag you behind the plane. How's that sound, Vic? I love it. He really cares about me. Steve is so romantic. And that brings us to Interval.

Interval. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. We'll be back. Go drink stuff. Tip people. Tip over some cars.

Start some fires. We'll be back. We'll be back. Woo! Hello there. This is a two part recap, okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two.

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