Watch What Crappens - #2452 RHOC Rewind S12E17 Part 2 “A Case of the Vickis” Live in Birmingham!

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

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["Once Upon a Beat"] So much that happens Kiss what happens Kiss what happens Kiss what happens When there's so much that happens She's back. She's back from the hospital everyone and Vicky is alive. Am I dead? Am I dead? Am I dead? I saw Hailey Joel Asbit. I said, hey, hey, little boy. You want to whoop it up? You want to whoop it up little boy? Get over here little boy. Hi, did everyone have a good interval? What did you guys do? Drank. Drank. Dr do? Drank!

Drank at a girl. We binged. And by we, I mean me. You guys keep giving us chocolate. What the fuck? Have you heard me? Have you heard me talking about Ozempic? Listen, I'm back there snorting weight loss drugs,

and I'm like, but they brought me chocolate. We have so much chocolate. It's amazing. I'm a huge chocoholic. And I am just going to be one giant Cadbury Ben. And by the end of this, I love it. Yeah, someone was telling us the other day, London's so great, Ronnie. I mean, I guess I talk about myself too much on this show.

They were like, you're going to love this, Ronnie, because you can call drug dealers here and they actually give you a really fancy menu of all the wonderful top-shelf drugs they have and I was like there's something like is there a restaurant open? Nope, can't get a restaurant. What the fuck kind of town is that? You can't go to a restaurant at 11 you can only get coke. What are you supposed to do? Yeah, that is... When in Rome, am I right? This has really been a dream.

This entire trip has been, like, really... We've been wanting to do a European thing for years and years and years. Yeah. And it's been wonderful. And also, like, honestly, like, what a thrill to go to London and to see a 22-year-old girl dancing to... And it's been wonderful. And also, honestly, what a thrill to go to London and to see a 22-year-old girl dancing to

META ON THE DANCE FLOOR on a table. I was like, OK, relax, Gemma. Say it! META ON THE DANCE FLOOR There are a lot of Gemmas. We do meet a lot of Gemmas here. I was like, it's exactly as I would hope,

because I learn everything. META ON THE DANCE FLOOR META ON THE DANCE FLOOR You got a blah blah blah. It's exactly as I would hope, you know? Cause I learned everything. Matter on the dance floor. Matter on the dance floor. You gotta blah blah. Say that. Cause tell that shit my raps. Matter on the dance floor. Tell that shit my raps.

Yeah, like I said on an earlier show, like I've really taken, this may not be the best source, but I've really learned so much of British culture from Love Island UK. Which is coming back on Monday, right? And so, like, that's really what... So, like, seeing that girl dancing on the table in London at that bar,

I was like, I feel like I'm in Love Island right now. Because I imagine Georgia Steel, that's what she does, right? You know, she's like, tobs, I'm loyal, babe. It's murder on the dance floor. Quite fat. Right? You know, she's like, "'Tubes, I'm loyal, babe. It's murder on the dance floor. Quite fit. You're quite fit, aren't ya? It's quite fit. It's my type on paper.

Quite frankler. I know. It's early days." There are some quite fit people here. And also, we're staying, we sit at this really trendy place in London, and I'm not quite fit. And I was sitting there doing my notes, and it's like a trendy little coffee shop or whatever. And there was this guy, and he went outside smoking. I was on the other side of the window. Did I already tell this?

Sorry if I did. But he's sitting on the other side of the window. And you know, I'm like this big bald guy. And I'm sitting there with my little thing, like, I'm taking housewives notes. And I could see him. He's like smoking. And then he pulled out his phone.

And then he went right up against the window to me, and he's like, he took a picture, and then I'm in the picture, obviously, and I'm like this. I give him a look, like, what the fuck are you taking a picture of? And then he's like, I'm like, what the,

what did that little fucker just write, you know? My only dream is for someone to be like, look at you, you're quite fat, aren't ya? And I've got some guy like, look, look at this fucking idiot behind me. It's Uncle Fester day in London. Yeah. Like literally the most thrilling thing for me,

what I've always wanted is just to be completely dismissed by a British person. And like that's what happened at our hotel. We checked in and I was like, are there any places for lunch? He's like, there might be some place around here. And I said, oh, it's okay, I can yelp. And he goes, you still use yelp?

I was like, geez, sorry, and thank you. He really did too. And then he turned into like, once a queen knows he can be evil around you, he'd never stop tittering after that. Cause when we walked in there, he's like, hello. He wouldn't look at us. And then when he got a yelp joke in, he's like,

anyone still use that? Oh, hello. And then every time I came down to that lobby, he'd be like, hello. Look at him yelping. Isn't that adorable and American? He's giving them somebody to bully, and they're all happy. The lady at today's hotel is the same way.

Ben, and usually this is me. I'm sorry I have to get on here. Because usually I'm the one who's like, hi, I'm Ronnie, I'm from America, what do you like? Do you have TVs here? Like I'm an idiot, you know? But I've just started to like play it cool and keep my mouth shut, because that's the only way I get respect.

So we go to the hotel today and Ben's like, hi. And she goes, how many rooms? He goes, we have two, but we're actually different names. So you can do whoever you want. Maybe you should check under Rondel, or maybe you should check under Benjamin. Or no, you should check under Rondel first. No, check under Benjamin first.

You were like me in there. And the lady was like, oh. Which is it? Which is it? Is it Rondel? Is it Benjamin? Who are you? Or I found Rondel. You want me to do that one? He's like, oh I'm Benjamin. She goes, oh, all right. Benjamin then. She had no patience. She had no patience whatsoever. It was great. I loved it. I loved being very American. Oh God. So the point is we're having the time of our lives. You did it. Goal accomplished.

We nailed it. Speaking of hotels, Vicki has just come back to her hotel in Iceland. Whoo! That's what we all do when we get back from hospital. Shots. Lots and lots of shots. So Tamara's like,

We got you the same thing we got Jesus when he came back to the bath. A casserole, bitch! So they give her this casserole, which looks weird because it's in a bowl. I don't know, do you guys have casserole here? Or do they call it something else? No, everyone's like no. Y'all just, y'all just... The crowd's turning on us, the crowd's turning on us.

Gotta go, gotta go. God damn, you guys did do some shots at the interval. Something happened at the interval. No kidding, what happened over there? They talk about casserole here in this English country, Floyd. Jeez. But yeah, you guys are just gonna say yes to anything an American says

and then just hand us like a bowl of noodles. You know? So, second. Okay, sit down. We got you a bowl of noodles. You know? So, second. Okay, sit down. We got you a casserole. It was in a casserole pan, but they tried to make it nice for you, because that's another thing, make it nice.

Oh, that's sweet, big Vicky. I still hate you. I hope you die. Okay. Glad you're alive so I can continue hating you. The flame burns strong. So Vicky's like, I just, you know, I didn't think I'd ever see my daughters again,

or my daughter again, or my grandchildren. And I like, I thought I was going to die. And like, I mean, what's a bitch guy my daughters again, or my daughter again, or my grandchildren, and I thought I was gonna die, and like, I mean, what's a bitch gotta do around here to get a drink? Come on now. I have low blood sugar too, I could've died too. I have low blood sugar. So they now decide they're gonna go to Shannon's hotel room

at like 1.45 in the morning. Of course it looks like it's three in the afternoon because it's fucking ice in the summer. And now it's like the producers are in there. It's not camera crew anymore, we can see, because it's basically like a cell phone footage. And they're all drunk, and they're all having fun, and it looks like, oh, this cast is finally getting along.

So Megan's like, after Vicky came back from the hospital, we're all having fun in the lobby, and we went back to Shannon's room. So it's like, images are parting. Images are parting. And then we see Peggy with a bottle of water and a wine opener. And she's like...

Doesn't work. Doesn't work. Disgusting. Peggy's giving her bottle of water CPR. She's like, okay, come on. Come on, I can do this miracle of Peggy's giving her a bottle of water CPR. She's like, okay, come on. Come on, I can do this miracle of Peggy. And of course, Vicky's like, whoop it up! Whaaaaa! Whaaaaa!

Doing the worm. You know, she's found some random busboy she's sitting on top of, you know? Well, I do find it interesting that being out, after being in the hospital, that Vicky would go straight to my room and have a glass of champagne. Right to my room.

Right to my room. I mean, I did order some cod. I did do that. There were a lot of things coming to that room. Champagne, cod, Peggy. For some reason, they just kept delivering pudding. Nobody could really understand that one. They have cod pudding in Iceland.

It's the strangest thing. It's just wax. It's just more cod. Who starts shooting champagne the second they get home from hospital? You, drunky. I know. Flash forward to two weeks ago, sounded like careening into a house. No.

Have you seen the ring cameras in Newport Beach these days? It's like fricking watching the Batmobile. What? I was just walking my dog. I was walking my... Okay, so I was teaching Archie how to drive. Yeah. And you know, he was a novice. You know, things happen.

But I was totally sober. Sorry, I'm a good mother. Ha ha ha! Yeah, I did. I'm accused of drunk driving. Why isn't that house accused of sober standing? Standing on the street. So Vicki and Tamara are sort of sitting near each other,

and they're drunk. So they're kind of like, they have not been getting along this season. So now they're starting to rehash things. Or they're starting to connect a little bit. And Tamara's doing that thing where she stares really hard and moves her lips like a little goldfish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's like... She's like trying to catch a straw in her drink, you know? You know when that happens and you pick up your drink

and your straw's there and your straw's like whoop and you're like... And you're trying to have a civilized conversation but at the same time you're like a salmon right there like poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop. Oh my God, look at Vicky! Guys, everybody look at Vicky! Vicky, oh Vicky!

Vicky has such special feelings for Tamar. Right Vicky, right? She Vicky. Vicky has such special feelings for Tamar. Right, Vicky, right? I did, I did. She does. You should talk to, hey, Tamar, you should talk to Vicky. She feels so special about you, right? You guys should do it, talk about it. But you have to be willing to listen to my side

of why I faked a cancer story, because I have a side. There's two sides to every conflict, you know? And every story, someone's gonna have to sacrifice to really forgive like Jesus, okay? Because I've hurt too. Fake cancer also hurt me who faked it. Do you understand? Tamra's like, you know what, Patch?

Saying Vicky got taken off to the hospital with a towel on her face kind of puts things in perspective. Like, what if that was the last towel in the resort? What would we do? Life and towels can go away so quickly. And now I feel like it makes me realize there are so many other people's lives I can destroy, not just Vicky's.

Yeah. And now, that's just really bad for her. And so I feel like we can finally have a conversation. Vicky, let's do it. She goes, oh, by the way, Tara, I'm not jealous of happy marriages, by the way, OK? Because that's what she said. You said, and that hurt me.

It hurt like cancer. I'm sorry, too soon? All right. But listen, you know, my daughter's marriage is happy, and I'm jealous of that stupid slut. I mean, what? Whoa, god, I'm so sorry. My daughter's marriage is everything I've always wanted.

Haven't you always wanted a husband who wouldn't let you put your shoes up on the sofa? I just always wanted a man who would yell at another person's mother for me. So I wanted... She just wants the best for you, Tamara. Kelly, please, Kelly. Let us talk, Kelly. She just wants the best.

That is talk, honey. She's on the bus. Girl. So, so Vicky, Vicky, can you imagine if I was spreading rumors about Steve? It would be hurtful, Vicky. It would be hurtful. I mean, it's not the first time he's the sexiest man in Orange County. There's a lot of rumors about Steve. And if you forgot what she's talking about.

Last year, Vicky spent this vicious river that my husband is gay. I forgot about that. Was that the same instance where like Vicky had Gretchen come over with two like two random gays like we hear that Eddie gets blown in the gym. Yes bitch. Was that the bunko party where they were like dressed as the 80s bunko party or whatever? That was so funny. Oh yeah, that gay. Oh my God. They banned that gay.

He's not allowed back. Remember his weird faux, faux hawk wig? He was banned out of gayness actually. Like we said, you know what? You have to become straight now. For not allowed to show up on camera. It's like all the straight guys doing the Harry Styles, like dressing in women's blouses and stuff.

It's like reversed, you know? We're like walking around like, are there anybody going to Mr. Cleanup? The Banny Man's here. So. She wasn't spreading rumors, okay, Tamara? She wasn't spreading rumors. She just was telling people that her husband is gay.

So we get the flashback scene to the reunion and Eddie's like, So... Tamara... You said that Eddie's gay. Please tell me that's true. Picture it didn't happen. Ha ha ha.

And Ricky's like, I never said that, I never said that. I mean, I like Eddie, I like Eddie. Which is like, excuse me, it's not an insult to call someone gay, it's a compliment. So Tamara's like, I would never do that to a friend. I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm Christian. She wasn't spreading rumors, Tamara. And she's like, you know what, Tamara?

Tamara, I've been telling you for six months. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And Kelly's like, you don't want to hear it, do you? You don't want to hear it. She's like, Kelly, Kelly, you don't even, Kelly, you better sip it. You better sip it right now, Kelly. You better sip it right now, Kelly.

Kelly, this is between A and B, and G, away out of it, C word. And Kelly's like, you don't understand, you don't understand. She wasn't spreading rumors. So meanwhile- She was just saying it as a compliment, like he's gay. She was just saying that he likes to get it up the butt or likes to put his up someone else's butt.

That's all. That's it. She's painting a picture. So meanwhile, there's like this other sofa where it's like Shannon, Megan and Peggy are all just sitting there watching and she's like, huh, yeah, okay, well, I guess if Victoria Gunvalson wants to talk to Tamara Barney,

that's her business, but I don't understand why this is happening whatsoever. I'm not, I'm, it's, it's a, I'm totally happy for the, I'm very, I'm very, I'm happy. I'm happy that I can talk. This was five, I'm very happy. I'm happy to have that concern. This was five minutes in time where Kelly was on team Vicky. So now she's like fighting all of Vicky's battles. She's like, go Tamar, you better,

you need to talk to Vicky, right Vicky? Talk to her. So Shanna's like, oh well, if she's gonna be on her side, then I could go on Tamar's side too. Does everybody want me on Tamar's side? No, no, please, please. Well, I'll do it. I'm gonna do it. And we see a flashback because this happened earlier this season

when there was a fight. Do you remember this? When Shannon was wearing that ridiculous hat that looked like a chip and dip? And she was like, Kelly, I will stand here and support Tamra. And I will also have a chip for my hat. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

So Kelly's like, she doesn't want to hear the truth. She loves Eddie. Don't tell her she's gay. She doesn't need to know. I mean, what the hell happened to closets anymore? Tamra, Tamra, I've heard bad things you said about me. You said I wasn't sexually attracted to the hottest man in Orange County, Steve Lodge.

That was incredibly hurtful to me. Of course I am. Of course I'm deeply attracted to Steve Lodge like anyone would be. Yeah, yeah, but guess what, Vicky? Guess what, guess what? What, what, Temra? Guess what?

What? Guess what? Temra, Temra. I've had people, I've had people come to me about Steve Lodge, Vicky. I've had people come to me about Steve Lodge, Vicki. I've had people come to me about Steve Lodge, Vicki. I really don't care. I really don't care, Tamra.

But I care. But you know what? I'm not going to say anything because it's not my style. I'm dead. I'm dead. I've actually died. I died again. Oh my God, I died.

I died. I'm dead. You're talking to your girls. Do you think I'll follow you to heaven and argue with you there, bitch? Tamra, don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. Why don't you bring it up? But you did it to me, okay? You did it to me.

So what if I told everybody that Steve Lodge was gay? Do you know how many gay people would jump off mountains? He has too many dockers to be gay. Okay, I know he's as straight as they come. But it's right, you did. It's right, you did to me. But you did the same thing when you told everybody that Brooks was lying about having cancer.

But he was lying about having cancer. And then we get a montage of Tamra losing her mind to Brooks. Stop that, Eddie. We need Brooks. ["Fur Coat Fight"] Otherwise known as the Fur Coat Fight. That was my favorite season finale fight where Vicky's wearing that big fur.

And Brooks was just like, Well, roses are red and violets are blue. I ain't got rent money, but you do. And then they get in a fight, it's like, I just wanted to support me! Brooks, if I ever find out that you hurt Vicky, I will fuck you up! I will fuck you in pics. Commercials, here comes one right now.

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So then Vicky's like, you know what? You did try to warn me about Brooks, but I had to find out for myself. I couldn't really understand the truth until I bought him those new teeth. When he lied through those new teeth, I knew. I tried taking it back, but I lost the receipt. I understand, but you turned against the people that were trying to protect you, bitch. I had to find out on my own.

She didn't know. She didn't know, Tana. I had to know on my own. She didn't know. Do you know how hard it hurt me when I was telling you your scuzzy tooth is more famous a piece of shit. I hoped he died and you got mad at me about it. And remember when I had that sidekick and I said, hey, gay person friend that I like

because you're not my husband who I would hate if he was actually gay. Because normally I hate gay people, but you're psychic right now because I need you to be. Brooke's faking have cancer, right? And then that gay psychic said very gayly, yeah. And then you got back to me, why? It has a feeling, Vicks.

You chose him, and it made me. So Vicky's like, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry that Tamra feels like I chose Bricks over her. I mean, I didn't feel like she chose Eddie over me. I mean, like, I was supporting him on that gay pride float. I just spent it as a compliment. So Tamra's like, oh my god, I love you! Please don't ever choose me again. I will never choose something over you again

unless it has a penis. I promise you that. I promise you that. I'll miss you. I'll miss you. I'll miss you. Hey, get a job. I'll miss you.

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I just want to see that up to the side here. But I'll be composed, I'll be calm, I'll be fucking liar! Fucking liar! Fucking liar! Lies! Lies! Okay, 30 to 40 negative thoughts, 30 to 40 negative thoughts. Shannon, Shannon, now's not the time, Shannon. Now's not the time, Shannon. I's not the time, Shannon. Oh! I mean, I get where Shannon's coming from.

It's gotta be hard watching your best friend getting along with this person who completely shit on you. I mean, she's not even a no tool. And then Vicky and Tamara doing this thing where they're holding each other's heads. I've known you, I've known you for over a decade, over a decade of my life. I remember you were 56, and I was 23 when we first met. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I remember I was whooping it up back then. Now I'm still whooping it up, bitch.

I'm still fucking here whooping it decades later, decades later. Oh, man. You inspired me to start whooping up insurance. Whooping up insurance. I'm still whooping it up. I'm still whooping it up. I'm still whooping it up. I'm still whooping it up back then, now I'm still whooping it up, bitch. I'm still fucking here whooping it decades later. Decades later. Ah, bitch. You inspired me to start whooping up at George.

To start whooping. Ah, bitch. By the way, Ronnie Karam has the softest face I've ever felt in my life. Those chemical peels work. Sorry I got my finger grease all over your perfect face. Oh, it's okay. I'll go home and burn it off. All right. So, she's like, don't perfect face. Oh, it's okay. I'll go home and burn it off. Alright, so she's like,

don't hurt me, please don't ever hurt me again. And Shannon's like, Vicki, you do it every week you hurt her! Poor Tamara Barney judge hurt my Vicki! I can't, I can't do this. I can't do this. Okay, you know what? I gotta go? I gotta call Steve Lodge. I gotta call Steve Lodge. He's worried about me. He is so worried about me. Hold on. Let me look at my cell phone to see him call. He didn't call because he's so worried. He's so worried right now.

So weird. I keep sending him texts and saying, are you worried about me? And they come back green. I'm not really sure what that means. So I'm not really sure what that means. So, uh. We've all been there. Everybody was like, oh. So meanwhile, Peggy is now holding Tamara cause Tamara's crying and Peggy's like, what did the doctor say? Did he say doctor like things to you?

Tell me everything. Vicki, I'm not going into this conversation after you went to the hospital. I gotta go. I gotta call Steve. He's so weird. I feel it. I feel his worry from here.

And Tamara's still crying. And Shannon's like, that woman won't admit anything. She never takes responsibility for anything she does. That house was just walking in the middle of the road. Tamara, I'd love to hear this story, but I think I saw you crying a lot tonight on behalf of Victoria Gumbelson. No, I know I did cry. But you know, by the way,

I feel like we didn't really fully move on. I mean, even though I like sobbed into her arms and said, we've totally moved on, I don't think we moved on. I thought we were like close to moving on. If I had to get better with you, I'd say if I wasn't like 100% move on, I'd still after that bitch.

Fucking Tamra, man. You can't have a plot arc with Tamra. She's like, yeah, we are like sisters. Okay, bye, Vix, have a good sleep. I'm gonna ruin that bitch's life. It just goes right back to it, you know? So now it's the morning. It's the morning in Iceland. They've gone through this.

Lydia is reading the Bible with a cup of coffee. I mean, girl, like, I get it. I'm not saying you don't really love Jesus. I'm not criticizing Jesus. Ain't nobody reads the Bible on the Bravo. Put it down. Okay? Get a fucking L. You know? So they're all sort of like waking up and everything. And apparently, after all this stuff happened there was still more chaos so Kelly is telling some of the women she's like who's insane last night Peggy tells me what to do next she's my mom so then we get a flashback from the night before and Kelly's like you are not my mom and

Peggy's like I don't care what you think. So you know what? Callate. And that means shut the fuck up. And Kelly's like, yeah, shut the fuck up in Spanish. That's what you need to do. And Peggy's like, if that makes you feel good, keep doing it. If what makes me feel good? What did you say?

What did you say? Why are you cursing at me? You cursing at me, you bitch? Kelly's like, I will trump you day after day after day. And Peggy goes, what is Trump? As if Peggy doesn't know. And then Kelly. Girl, if anybody in this cast knows it's Peggy

with her red cap hiding ass. Get the fuck out of here. And Kelly's like, I hate that girl! Everything I say, she says, what? Like Jolie does. And everyone's defense, you are Kelly. So then- Is this killing your guys' ears?

How are you still sitting through this? I know. I have a headache. I've been screaming like Kelly Dodd for four hours in a row. So Kelly's like, and we see another flashback, Kelly's talking to Peggy, and yelling at Peggy, and she's like, you know what, I'm not going to be disrespectful to you, but like, when you say you're going to have your husband call my husband, it's like, oh wow, we have

my daddy call your daddy, how about that? And Peggy's like, what did you say about my dad? I said my dad can beat up your dad. How dare you? But what Kelly doesn't realize is that something that Peggy had said earlier in the episode is that her dad had died through dementia and it was sad and terrible.

So this becomes, I believe this became then this stupid little moment here became the launch pad for a new fight about how dare you disrespect my father's memory like this. So, you know, for God's sake. For Christ's sake. The housewives. Yeah, so then Tamara walks to Kelly's room

with wooden sandals and a charcoal face mask. It actually was, yeah. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It was horrible. It actually was, yeah. I'm sure this is going to end great.

I braced myself because we don't rewatch these until we take the notes, you know? So we're like, oh, we'll just do that episode. Remember that from a few years ago? So, so Tamara's like, oh my god, I just remembered that last night I peed myself and it just went everywhere. Everywhere. Yeah, remember? It was so funny, cause then, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,, yeah. And it just cuts to Megan, and she goes, did you pee?

That is so gross. Megan's contributions to this episode are really wonderful. The hospital, what are they going to do at the hospital? Did you pee? Is this a door? Lydia's like, well, in this room? You want to pee in here? Are you still wearing those pants, the this room? You want pee in here?

Are you still wearing those pants, those same pants that you went pee in? That is crazy. Why would you do that? Yeah, Tamra has had eight hours to change out of her pee pants, and she still hasn't. So does she seem mad at me? Kelly's like, yes!

She's talking, Kelly's like, because she had a moment with Vicky last night, so now Shannon's mad! And then we see the flashback to them holding heads and crying on each other. And Tamara's like, yeah, she's seen how upset and affected both of our families were, and she's like, don't give her another chance. But you know, since I've been on the trip,

being around here, I just gotta move on. You know, like I told Shannon, if you ever talk to that bitch again, you are dead to me. But, another day, another dollar, you know what I mean? I still care about Vicky, because I'm a human being and I have compassion. That's why they call me Tamra Compassion Judge. So then Vicky's like,

Yeah, last night was a breakthrough we needed, you know. We put our differences aside, now we can whoop it up, we can just have fun. That's what life is about, having fun. You know, we're going to be playing Pit the Tail of the Caster later. We're just totally over it. We're totally over it.

You know, life is all about having fun, which is why I'm now gonna knock on Peggy's door, the most fun person on our cast. Peggy. Peggy. What a whoop it up. Peggy. Peggy. Hey, Peggy. What a whoop it up. Peggy. Hello. You have reached the door of Peggy Sulaan. I am not here right now because Dico says so,

so please leave a message after the thump. I don't think that was a real voicemail. Peggy is that really you? Is that really a phone? Did I have the phone right now? Hey why is this coming back green? These doors are crazy in Iceland. So Megan's breastfeeding her baby and Bridget is there hurt. I don't know why I'm saying that. Who cares? That was fun. Guys, guys, guys.

Bridget's there. Bridget's there. Bridget. There was breastfeeding, OK, for those of you who are like, hey, where's the breastfeeding in this episode? It was there. When are we going to get to Bridget? When are we going to get to Bridget?

It's been that kind of a week on Bravo. Every single show is like, oh yeah, I breastfeed, Lala. And then to the Valley, do you know how many children my breastfeeding right now? that kind of a week on Bravo. Every single show is like, oh yeah, but I breastfeed Lala. And then to the Valley, do you know how many children my breastfeeding right now? And then to this show. I am creating life. I'm creating life. I don't have to deal with this. Creating life. I'm going to bake a baby right now. Don't have to answer a door because I'm baking a baby. So all I want to do is bake a baby. So, we go to the van and everybody's worried about Peggy.

And by worried, I mean, they're like laughing and having a great time. Being like, thank God that bitch isn't here, right? So, Kelly's like, yeah, well, fuck her because my trigger is people trying to control me. That was my grandma, it was my mom, it was Michael, it's that guy. Oh, ma'am, could you please sit down?

Fuck you bus driver, you piece of shit, you want a fucking piece of me, you're drunk. So they leave, they start walking around this town, there's some sort of creepy thing, it looks like, it looks like a witch statue. It looks like a hoggle from Labyrinth or something. It was like a witch statue, it's like, and the timer's like, it's Shannon. It looked like a witch statue. It looked like Hagel from Labyrinth or something. It was like a witch statue.

It's like, ugh. And Tamra's like, it's Shannon. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm going to pretend like I'm totally unbothered. So that way I don't lose Tamra to Vicky. I'm going to not mind that this person looks hideous

and has chin hairs. I'm so happy. Ha. Ugh. Hey, hey. Hey, Tam happy. Hey, hey, hey, Tamara. Hey, Tamara. What's the capital of Thailand? I believe it's, let me think it's a major Asian city.

It's somewhere, it's not- Bangkok! That's hilarious. You just punched me in the bandana. Hilarious. So they go shopping and they You just punched me in the, in the non-cock. Oh, hilarious. So they go shopping and they find some big fur things and Shannon's like, well, we're on a trip

and I guess they're just having fun making fun of me and I'm having fun and laughing because we're on the trip. Then I go to the room and I have a pit in my stomach. Because I remember what she's doing still. Vicky, insidious, it's difficult, but it's good. We're having a good time. Oh, thank you so much for asking, Lydia." Lydia's like, are you sure?

Hey, hey, hey, Lydia. What's the, what, what is the capital of France? Paris! Oh. I guess that, I guess that doesn't make sense when you say it that way. Oh, I get it, Bangkok. Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

So then back at Hotel Renga, they're like, oh, where's that quiet lady? She's always trying to get everybody to buy a car for her husband. Where she at? Let's go see her. Hey, stupid face. Stupid, stupid Peggy, nobody likes you.

Open your door, we'll tell you to your face. Hey Peggy, what's the city in Canada? Toronto! I just, I can't seem to be able to figure out this joke. Hello, you have reached the room of Peggy Sulahan, 100th housewife of Orange County. I'm not home right now. Please leave your room. Hey, come on. Did somebody call you?

Uh, my husband is here. Hand me the phone. Okay. It's Diko. You've reached the voicemail of Diko behind the door. Do you drive? Do you drive? It's Diko! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh, hi Peggy. This is Shannon Bedor. I'm leaving you a message.

I was just wondering if you've heard anything from David. I've been trying to call my husband and I just keep getting sent to his door voicemail and I'm getting concerned. Please call me back. Thank you. Beep. Hello, you have reached the voicemail of 100 Housewife of Orange County, Peggy Zulan.

I'm not here to record the rest of this message, so I've brought someone from my neighborhood, David, to record for you. Yes, dear. Ha ha ha. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so David, I'm so glad that you're here. I was wondering, have you checked in on our daughters recently? Are they just running wild like little tramps in Orange County right now? Did you like your Peloton beer? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OK. Peggy, Peggy, I know that you're in there, mostly because I can still smell your perfume,

because I think you keep spraying it at the door. But it smells really good. And this door is really pretty, if you haven't seen it. It's really, really good looking. So just let us know you're OK, OK? Because I'm really tired of praying for you. I've kind of run out of revelations. So I'll just.

I'm here, but I need some space. Please give me a few minutes. But you've had all day. Jesus took less time to move a boulder and fly to heaven. Please. I need time to myself. These ladies would rather have dinner than go to a hospital. How can I be around trash like that

disgusting and that strangely enough what's the end of the episode I bring those to the end of real outside the born scoundrel will Peggy ever open her door? Who knows? Thank you so much for having us. Thank you so much, Lisa. Thank you so much, Birmingham. You've been wonderful. Thank you guys, everybody, for coming out.

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