Watch What Crappens - #2467 Trailer Trash: RHOC Season 18 Preview

Episode Date: June 20, 2024

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Do it, do it right now. And, uh, we're super excited because. Bravo is a little slow right now, guys. It's, it's the time of year where Bravo thinks we all just need less Bravo. I don't know why. No one ever needs that. There is no time of the year where we need less, but they're giving us less. And they're going to remedy that in about a month with the release of the new season of Real Housewives of Orange County. Ben, what say you? Ben Scalise Well, I'm really excited for this season.

And since we are talking about Orange County, I put on my favorite Orange County webcam, the Huntington Beach traffic circle. This is a live view of the cars driving around in Huntington Beach, which is in Orange County, notably. I am really excited. I have felt like Orange County has been in a great place for the past two seasons. And I think this season is going to be tremendous. We have Shannon and her DUI, which is not related to Justin

Turnbull X DUI, which has happened today. And then we also have this whole mess of Shannon, Alexis Bellino, we have Tamara and Shannon. We have Tamara and Shannon falling out again, right? Cause now it's Vicky and Shannon have their like they, the trace of me gets broke up, right? But isn't it Vicky and Vicky Tamar are broken up, I think. Oh, is that, I just know that there's,

the Trace Amiga show is not happening and now two of them are doing a show, one's doing, is it Tamar break off? Now they added Emily or Emily was at least a guest in one or something like that. But yeah, all the off season drama, I don't really follow as much. I mean, I do because I follow all Bravo accounts,

so I see it, but it doesn't really stick with me until the show's actually on the air. But yeah, those three are always, you know, different combinations of fucked up. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of that drama. And then let's also not forget, Jen and her fiance, Ryan. Ryan is embroiled in a gambling scandal

with the LA Dodgers. So I feel like the building blocks are there for good storylines. And I think that the cast was great last season, if you ask me. I thought it was great two seasons ago, but it was excellent last season. And I think that this is gonna be the season

where people are gonna say, O.C. is back, O.C. is back. When we both know it's actually kind of been back, but this will be the time. This is when I think the larger audience is going to say, oh yeah, OC is back at like a premium tier. What do you think? I think that there is something that's, oh God.

Well, first of all, Your camera must fell over. This new little place and everything's falling down that I've set up because I am a klutz and an idiot sometimes. Anyway, I think that there is a smell in my car around me now that's like, you know when you eat fast food in your car

and you leave the bag in your car and then it has that smell, that old, it smells like that. I've not eaten fast food in here. I've not eaten it since I've been in LA or in my car. I don't know where it's coming from. I'm showered. I'm wondering if it's my lotion on my body that's giving me that. I have to say you are very sensitive to smell. You're like a bloodhound because when we were traveling you were often smelling fishy scents. You were smelling, really mainly fishy scents.

You were like, does this smell like fish? I feel like there's fish in this. It's metallic, yeah. And then I had to look up, am I having a stroke? I don't know what it is. I think since I quit smoking, maybe my smell is finally coming back. I don't know what it is anyway, it stinks.

So if I'm sniffing things a lot, that's why. What do I think about Orange County? I always think the show's good. I mean, even in their weakest times, we've enjoyed it so much recapping it. Like when Elizabeth Vargas was on there, that's probably one of their lowest seasons, don't you think? That was a rough season. But we laughed. We laughed literally the whole time. We had such a good time doing it. So I kind of judge a season based on that, like how much I laughed talking about it with you. So I've been enjoying it. I will say, you know, we give a lot of people shit

on these shows and one of the people I give the most shit to probably is one of the most deserving of all people to give shit to and that is Tamara. Tamara's evil. She's an evil, evil possum on top of a trash can. Yes. Can I say that? Because the first time I ever saw a possum on top of a trash can, it scared

the hell out of me. I didn't know even what it was and it just hissed at me. And that's what Tamara's like when she screams. And I will say, Tamara coming back has really helped the show. A huge amount. I think it was a really, really good, solid recast bringing Tamera back. Still makes me crazy. I still think she's wrong most of the time, but I've realized how important she is. You know? Yes. Tamera is like just a vile, terrible person, but she's our vile, terrible person. And I've just grown to really enjoy her. Like I was genuinely angry when she was kicked off of the traders. Spoiler, sorry to people who haven't watched it, but you really should have watched it by now. But like I was upset

because she's so entertaining. I was like, this is not fair. We needed to have more of Tamra just going after people. And like, that's just really her love language. And I've come to really appreciate it over the years. Her love language is hate. Yeah. And I think that that's, that's unacceptable that we need to, we need to start normalizing that guys. More hate in the world.

Exactly. That's what we need to spread. But anyway, she's, she's been great. Gina's still annoying. Emily, you know, fine, she's fine. But you know, Shannon, Tamara, they're bringing Vicky back more this year.

They're bringing back Alexis, like you said. Now here's a huge problem I have. What is Teddy doing in this preview? I don't like it. You can't start a preview. We were making sure the preview played, so we brought it up on screen and watched a tiny bit of it before this.

And the first thing to pop up is Teddy's face. Are you trying to get people to watch your show? Nobody wants to see Teddy on here. Why are you putting Teddy on here? How many times do we need to fucking tell you, Bravo? Jesus Christ, what do you need from us? What do you need from me to cement this in your goddamn brains? It's just such a bold move having Teddy be the very first frame of a trailer. Like that's just it's just it's hard. She's just not a fan favorite. It's just not, it's just not, I don't think that's the energy you wanna start with.

But you know what? I'm hopeful that the rest of the trailer will make up for the melon camp of it all. It's like if Domino's had a commercial for their pizza and they open it with someone brushing their teeth. You don't wanna eat anything right after you brush your teeth. I can't believe I just made Teddy the brushing your teeth

of Housewives previews, but there you go. I just get her off my screen. Stop it, okay? We've already protested. I remember going downtown and literally protesting for hours with other people with big signs that said, bye, I'm Teddy, bye, I'm Teddy. I mean, I made those signs, I organized, you know,

so it was just me and a couple other people, who cares? Who cares how many people there were? We were protesting, we finally got our way, and now you're back. Yeah, I think, I think it's, I think we have to, like, this is the downside of Tamara. We've finally come to appreciate Tamara, but then she brings Teddy into the mix, because now they are, you know, they're two tees in a pod. Yeah. Yeah. I know.

It's rough. It's hard for us. It's rough. Okay. So let's get on with this trailer trash. We've, we've talked enough about it without even having seen it. So let's bring it up to the stage. This is the Bravo logo. Love it. Some good old fashioned Spanish architecture. California Spanish architecture. Beautiful. Speaks of our country. Really pretty. No idea whose house this is, but I love it. Let's check it out.

Shall we, Ben? Let's do it. I am in total support. Welcome. Do you hear it okay? I hear it welcome. Yes, I did hear it quite well. Okay.

Welcome, housewives and Vicky. Teddy slams Vicky right out the gate. Welcome, housewives and Vicky. Teddy slams Vicky right out the gate. Welcome, Housewives and Vicky, because Vicky is presumably a friend of this season. I just love a fired housewife shaming another housewife for being fired. One of the veterans too. A two season housewife shaming an actual housewife who's been there like a decade at least. How long was Teddy on two seasons, right? I think she was actually on three seasons, yeah.

Wow, that's a lot. So I don't know for, is this a trader's theme? Because they're all in these little beret things. They're all doing little trader berets. I wonder, or maybe they're on a trip or something. I don't know. It's a little hard to tell. Yeah. I'm going with traders. Shannon is really tiny this season. She's back to like early season Shannon's. Vicki's the same. Heather looks great. I love Heather's big long hair

and I love her just like still long, she still looks, even though everyone's kind of wintery, Heather is still the most buttoned up and conservative and Lilith, Lilith Crane out of everybody. Yeah, I've really come to enjoy Heather. You know, we talked a lot about Tamra and coming to appreciate Tamra. I've really come to enjoy Heather DeBrow. Come to, that's like me saying,

I've really come to enjoy carbs. I've always fucking loved Heather. What are you talking about? me saying I've really come to enjoy carbs. What are you talking about? No, I had, there were definitely some seasons where I was like, oh, fucking Heather Dubrow. When they said she's coming back, I was like, oh, I mean, yeah, you're right. I really, last season, I was really a big Heather booster, but I just want to give credit to Heather too. It's like, Tamara's not the only one who we've, you know, I've learned to enjoy in my late, late later in life. Uh, we've We've got Jen here, season two for Jen. Can't wait to see her. Her life is a mess as usual.

That's sweet. We saw coming. We have this new girl. Don't know anything about her. Emily, crazy. Emily and Gina still over here on the side. Bless Gina. I always feel so bad for Gina.

I don't know why. I just feel like I hear her bell jingling, but I'm still not going to put a dollar in her red bucket. You know what I mean? But thank you for what you've done for our country. I really am so. First of all, I cannot believe Gina is still on this cast. Like, that is one of the enduring mysteries on Bravo

is how Gina continues to be a full-time Real Housewife. Like, I can imagine her as a friend of, but a full-time real housewife. Like I can imagine her as a friend of, but a full-time housewife, especially on a season with so much Alexis Bellino drama. How is Alexis not a full-time cast member? That's just wild to me. But anyway, looking at this,

well, my instinct is to say maybe they're in London because their cast trip is to London, but then there's like Spanish architecture in the background that looks very Laguna Beach. So I think they're just, yeah, dressed. I think they do go to London, but then there's like Spanish architecture in the background that looks very Laguna Beach. So I think they're just, yeah, dressed. I think they do go to London though. They do, but this doesn't look like a London, this doesn't look like London,

and they definitely didn't bring Teddy Mellon camp to London. They're just dressed. Yeah, they're not gonna budget, they're not gonna get a budget. They're not even putting Teddy and Coach to London. There's no way. They are not, they're gonna put her in a crate.

But yeah, this is them just wearing berets and plaid, just cause why not? coach to learn. There's no way. They are not. They're going to put her in a crate. But, um, uh, yeah, this is them just wearing berets and plaid just because why not? Yeah. Um, okay. Well, let's see. Um, housewives and Vicky. That's rude. She's a bitch. Let the game. I love that. Heather. That's rude. Heather. Doesn't Heather look literally like the girl from Orphan? She does. She looks like the little girl who pretends to be a little girl, but she's really like a satanic witch.

I do have to say whatever Heather's doing to keep that skin looking great is working. Wow, she looks great. And don't anybody say, well, of course she has it easy because she's married to a plastic surgeon because he looks like a mama Elsa doll. So let's not credit that profession with anything good on this show. But she looks amazing. Is it fish oil? Is it general prayer? Do you think she prays a lot? I think it's just, you know what it is? It's just being a very successful actress. It just does it for your skin. Her head looks like it's not attached to her body.

Like if you undid that ribbon, her head would actually fall off onto the floor. Yeah, she shouldn't be wearing a black turtleneck and then holding a black coat above her head because she does look decapitated. And her ribbon actually looks scary. Like it looks like if you stare into it, you get hypnotized.

She's like Catherine Keener. And I think that like, you're gonna get hypnotized and fall under her trance. She looks like one of the original Yankee Doodle candles. Where that ribbon came from, or why she's in it, or why there's like a weird broach on it, but it's not great. Does Vicky have like a rain stain on her chest or is that the rest of her necklace? That is her necklace. Okay.

That's her very odd necklace. Okay. It's a dangler. Okay. By the way, Jen Pedranti is slowly turning into Alexis Bellino. She's like, well, I heard that Alexis is on the cast, so I'm just going to merge with her soon. She, you know, Jen Pedranti started with crazy face and she

still got it. She's just zoned out. She's like, I'm already tired. Like, thank you. Thank you so much for hosting this. I'm Ted. But I'm like, this is like literally a TED talk and I always fall asleep in those. So I'm sorry. Are you still talking? Where are we right now? Where are we? And Shannon's already cooling an imaginary cup of tea. Well, hey. Well, it would have been nice if someone would have offered

to invite me under the jacket that they're holding over their heads, but that's fine, I'll just stand out here in the rain in my floppy beret. By the way, also of course Shannon has a floppy beret. Jen's beret is puffy and full of life, and Shannon says like a pancake that fell on her head. We can't say we can't all have volume.

Okay, we'll see. S***, bitch. Let the game begin. Gina's a user and she's not my real friend. Gina's a user and she's not my real friend. Well, there you go. You figured that one out. Thank you, Heather, for putting it out there plainly

because that's what we've been saying. But Heather is also one of those people who I feel like throws diet coke cans at people's head and she's like, what? Don't you get money for those? I was trying to help you support your family. I love that about her. It's like, I feel like constantly offering poor people or things, people who are poorer than her,

which is everybody. She's offering them things very condescendingly and then wondering why they're not calling her 20 times a day thanking her. She's that kind of person. I love it. I love that for her. We always talk about this. My favorite version of a monster is a wealthy, is a wealthy obnoxious monster. So like Heather throwing things at people's heads just really is, it's a value add for me. Condescending. Now I will say, I make up fantastic.

She looks better than ever. She really does. But you know, that's a shallow thing to say. It's the inside that matters. And that could use some smoky eyes, okay? That could use some smoky eyes. She looks good. Do you hear the James Kennedy plane flying over?

Let's all respect James Kennedy right now. I am in the valley and a plane did fly over. Okay, let's see what happens. I do hear it, yeah. I like it though. Gina's a user and she's not my real friend. You're a wackadoodle. I have your ex-boyfriend. There's the door, Shannon Bedor.

Don't run me over with your bulls. There's the door, Shannon Bedor. So we get our first shot of Alexis Bellino telling Shannon off, I have your boyfriend, Shannon Bedor. What is wrong with her? Who does that? Who does that? Especially when you see how,

don't do that to our sweet Shannon, our sweet paralyzed Shannon. It's like, well, I'm going to give you a little bit of my tongue here and show you how much I do not care. This is called the revenge body. I hope you enjoyed that because you have NASCAR. You have NASCAR face. So I hope you enjoy my NASCAR face.

I mean my revenge my NASCAR face. I mean, my revenge body NASCAR face. Oh, well. Yeah, because Shannon with the black and Alexis with the bright pink fuchsia thing going on here really does kind of speak to the difference. Well, I guess maybe if I dressed in a slutty color like that, maybe John Jansen would still be with me. But I guess I just have standards. I will say Shannon's looking better than ever. And I'm not saying, wait, I mean,

just her whole put together, her makeup, her hair, her dress works, like she's just looking better than ever. Alexis, not so much. Alexis really does look like she was on Teen Mom at one time and just can't let it go. Yeah, she's still giving like 2007 right now. Is it a zipper around her bustier? Like her bright fluorescent pink Target bustier

with like some, is it plastic diamonds? It does look like a zipper. I think it's like a Claire's boutique thing. Like it's like an applique or something that goes around the trims. And the rooms and the dime store eyelashes and the ear earrings and the oh she just picked up exactly where she left off style wise oh it's just so bad she said it's been rough she needs to get that paycheck and have a season two makeover i I just noticed that you called,

that you labeled this video file, why is Teddy here of.mp4? It needs to be put out there, okay? I need it said throughout this entire recap. Okay, so now they're blindfolded. This is their tweet or their, what is that pattern called Ben? It's like it's tartan plaid. Yeah, plaid. This is their plaid moment.

They're now playing a game and their berets while they're blindfolded. Like over a plate of, I can't, it looks like a, it's like chicken and some salad and some noodles maybe with like red pizza parlor cups. Sorry. Yes Don't run me over with your bulls. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye Don't run me over with your bullshit. What is that saying that is that Gina? It looks like Shannon, but it sounds like Gina. Let's see, but it sort of has a tamar vibe to it. Also Yeah, over with your bulls. Oh, it's Gina. Yeah, don't run me over with your bullshit. We should have known you get a DUI I don't think you should be telling people not to run me over with your bulls**t. Oh, it's Gina. Yeah. Don't run me over with your bulls**t.

We should have known. I mean, can you get a DUI? I don't think you should be telling people not to run you over. Like, you're not, don't throw tires when you live in a DUI house. You know what I mean? Gina, she's wearing a conductor's hat right now, I'd like to point out. And she's scaring away between massive vehicles that are probably larger than her condo. Yes. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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Bye. Bye. This season on The Real Housewives of Orange County. You're a baby, it's not on the ground. Shut the **** up. Welcome to Big Bird Girls. Has anyone heard of forest bathing? What if there's ants?

Okay guys, can I just say this is not very glamorous. I know. I love that they're trying to make it like a National Geographic show, like, look at all the places these ladies are going to. We see them doing wacky things. Emily's like in a cold plunge, and it says this season on OC, and then Shannon and Emily giving each other shit in a cold plunge. And then it goes, big bear. We're in big bear guys.

Big bears, not glamorous. That's where the Valley went. It's where, it's where Janet's baby moon was big bear. Okay. Yeah. It's fine. It can be fun if you like big wooden bears, cause they're everywhere over there.

Yeah, they love it. You know, not that glamorous. Sonoma's good. Sonoma's good. Sonoma's pretty. That's a nice one. That's a nice, that's a nice choice. Nice option for them. They're on bikes and sniffing the ground. Tamara's sniffing the ground for some reason.

Tamara's like, I smell crumbs. Smell this grass, batch. Tamara's like, wait a minute, I think Vicka peed here. I'm going to pee right on top of this bad batch. This is a Heather Dubrow sponsored vacation. We know this because they're getting off of a private plane and Heather Dubrow is the only one who's ever been on a vacation. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place.

So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place.

So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So, we're going to be doing a little bit of a tour of the place. So And I think Vicka paid here. I'm gonna pee right on top of this bad bitch. This is a Heather Dubrow sponsored vacation. We know this because they're getting off of a private plane and Heather Dubrow is the only one who can afford and is willing to use a private plane out of this cast. We all know that.

Yes. And then they go to Palm Springs, you know, also maybe it's a California tour is what they're doing, right? Maybe they're going on like a multi-city thing in California. Yeah. Look, it's Heather Dubrow and Emily in Palm Springs

wearing matching shirts that say girls trip. Heather DeBrow's like, this is my turn to be a wacky fun girlfriend. Look at me. I'm going to write, get this. We're gonna take a girls trip. So I'm gonna get all the girls shirts that say, wait for it, girls trip, Reba McEntire.

Heather, I don't think we can put Reba McEntire's name on TV. Just cut it out then put it in pink. So you can't see it against the background, but we'll know it's there. Just like me on Malibu country. Also, since this is a wacky girls trip and I am wacky Heather Debrow, I'm just a girl girls girl, you can watch me be imperfect and spill something on the floor.

God, I'm a riot. Whoops. Remember when I spilled that sloppy piece of pizza in New York City? That was hilarious. My Q ratings went through the roof. Let's do it again. I will spill.

That needs a sequel. And I will not quietly spiral in the corner waiting for a servant who will never come to wipe it up. I'm not. Heather, could you please stop staring at the spill? I'm not staring at it. Heather, are you texting someone on your staff? I am not texting Alfredo.

He is free to do as he pleases. He does not have to come here and clean up the stain. If he chooses to, that's only because it's his favorite thing to do as he pleases. He does not have to come here and clean up the stain. If he chooses to, that's only because it's his favorite thing to do and I did not summon him. If only I could rewind, if only I could afford to rewind time. Oh look, I can, I'm rich.

Okay, let's undo that spell. Okay. So then we go to London. Look at Shannon. Summon London bitch. Yeah, London bitches falling down cause I push them, cause I push them. London bitches falling down. Don't get in my London, bitch. Yeah, London, bitch is falling down. Cause I push them, cause I push them. London, bitch is falling down.

Don't get in my way, bitch, bitch. Batch. Another beret situation. I thought that was Shannon for a moment. Is that Tamara? Look how interchangeable the women are this season. I think this is Shannon. Wow, Shannon.

Wait, who is it? Does she say batch? I've never been to London. Oh, Shannon. Wait, who is it? Does she say Betch? Ooh! I've never been to London! Don't have a spot, let's say. Wait, who was it? My screen was not first. I think it was an AI-generated person.

Orange County. By the way, I really like the shot of Shannon, but not this, there, there, there. Welcome to Big Bar. In the plunge. Look at her, look at her face. Classic Shannon Terror. Shannon in a cold pl her, look at her face. Classic Shannon Terror. Shannon in a cold plunge, making Shannon terrified face.

I like to call this a, I don't call it a cold plunge, I call it a married to David, because that was a cold plunge for her. I call it a remember making keen while, while David ate chips plunge. So that was pretty cold. It was a cold, cold portion of my life and I don't feel better for it.

This is called a, every time Alexis Bellino posts on Instagram about John Jansen plunge. This is a fairly standard argument that I had with John Jansen that left me paralyzed plunge. Okay, so now here we are back in London, seeing who this is. No!

I've never been to London! I think it is Shannon. Because Shannon's the type that does that also. She loves a sequin reveal. It's just what she's wearing for people who are only listening. You should really be watching because you can watch along with us.

She opens up a black shirt and reveals a Union Jack, a sparkly Union Jack. It's very like ginger spice. Yes. So then here we are. Here we are. I've never been to London. Don't have a spot, let's say.

Yay! This is gonna be the part. Ah! Oh. I'm trying to press pause. What was it? This is gonna be the part where we watch them do ridiculous things as Americans in London

and realize like, oh no, we did that too. We were just like the real housewives. We're so embarrassing. Which is like a spot, a tae. Yeah, they do the double bus tour, which we actually did not do. We did not do that. But they do the Queen wave on that, which probably is disrespectful. And then someone puts their toe in pie and then puts it in Tamara's mouth.

This is really unappetizing. Yeah, don't mean that. Someone puts their flat foot in Tamara's mouth. Yep. Okay, then they're playing Jenga. I don't know. Let's see what happens. Oh!

Oh! Run, run! Okay, they're playing Jenga where they get clues. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Go! Go! Go! Okay, they're playing Jenga where they get clues. Oh, and Heather has to bark like a dog on hers. So she does.

It's very actor-y, I have to say. It's not very subtle at all. Very spelly actor. I had to do this once when I auditioned to be in a movie with Sandra Bullock. And I unfortunately was not cast in the role, but we remained lifelong friends as in I followed her on Instagram

and she has yet to follow me back. Which is funny because I was auditioning for the role of a dog but Sandra is the one who's a bitch. So that turned out to be kind of a funny turn of events. Am I right? It came down to me, Sandra and Gina Gershon and unfortunately I got the short end of the stick but that's okay, I got the short end of the stick,

but that's okay, I'm not bitter. So then, Shaman is in the car being given, I'm presuming, breathalyzer tutorials by Gina, trying to breathalyze the car to start. I think so, I think so. And then Archie's just watching in the back, and I'm like, what the fuck? Let me see Archie, I didn't see Archie. Look at Archie. Where then Archie's just watching in the back. Like, what the fuck?

Let me see Archie, I didn't see Archie. Look at Archie. Where's Archie? Archie! Archie's like, you are really a fucking loser. Archie's like, this bitch. Was this the night you were trying to knock, is this the night we were innocently driving

when you were trying to walk me at the same time? Why is everybody so mad? Archie's like, you used me as your alibi, your fake alibi for your drunk driving and now it's all a joke to you. How dare you. Can I also say why does Archie have Gina posture? Look at Archie's posture in this. It's weird. Archie is just like- Also, you shouldn't throw, you shouldn't throw, um, spina diffida when you live in a Scoliosis house. I don't know why I'm making fun of anybody's posture. I literally am dragging my knuckles on the ground. My posture is,

that's why you do it. But yeah, that's why we do half the things we do because we see ourselves in it. What is finally diffida? I just said, it's not, it's not bad. It's not that I'll tell you that much. I think it's kind of diffidism, a whole different thing. Um, people with spider. Sorry for some. Don't throw, don't throw, don't throw spinal cords when you live in a Scoliosis house. How about that? There you go. Yeah. Archie is just like, uh, Archie said, cause he,

he too has to blow in a breathalyzer just to play with a tennis ball. He's like, well, he got in trouble ball. He's like, well. Yeah, he got in trouble too. He's like, I get it girl. Yeah, this is the first time we've seen him actually because he's an addict without his thing too, right? Shannon doesn't have a bottle of Belvedere in this scene and Archie does not have a green tennis ball, which is what Archie is addicted to.

Archie is so fucking cute. Look at him, just right there in the back. Those two eyes. I need Bueller. Okay. Go, go! Stop, stop, stop! Hi!

This is Katie. Katie, good. Oh, God. So not only is Gina back, she got to bring the friend of? Oh, God. No, Ronnie. The tradition on Orange County is when you bring on a friend, there's an immediate falling out, which means that Katie's going to turn on Gina. It'll be hilarious.

Good. Katie's going to hate Gina's ass. And Gina's going to be like, but I brought you on. She's going to be, nobody brought me on. I arrived, bitch. I guarantee Katie is like a realtor trying to, like either a fellow realtor with Gina or like she's going to try to help Gina get into a new house. I just get that vibe from her just looking at her. Well, well that should be easy. Just throw a pay less box on the ground

and get some, get a glue gun out and she's ready to go. So why is Gina still wearing these kinds of shoulder pad outfits where they're not shoulder pads? They're shoulder pads, but they're actually part of, they're actually the entire sleeve is a shoulder pad. Why is she still doing that? She looks like she's getting ready to go on a ride

and they've just brought down the seatbelt. Yes. Gina is just constantly perplexing, but not in a fun way. She just, it's like, why? Why Gina, why? Yeah, she really is. She's like a word scramble on the back of a cereal box. You're like, I'm doing another one,

but it's like the simplest fucking thing ever. And it's boring me. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Hi. Hey. This is Katie.

Katie. Katie. Oh my gosh, she shoved me in her butt. She's my friend. Have you met Heather? Yes, Heather was in front of me and she turned around and went like this. I wouldn't go up against Heather.

Move. Well you've met Heather then, cause that's pretty much how Heather is. She stands in front of you and then turns around and looks at you, looks at you like you're a piece of shit. So. Exactly. So for people listening at home, there was a Sutton Strack crossover moment there. It's very rare that we have Orange County and Beverly Hills crossovers. Cause I feel like the women on Beverly Hills just look down on the Orange

County people. Truly. Yeah. Obviously, Taylor Armstrong went over to Orange County, but we never see Kyle Richards on here or Garcelle or anyone. But here's Sutton talking to the new girl. The new girl does not like Heather, which should be hilarious. That means that there's going to be some really snotty Heather moments towards the new girl,

which I'm just ready for, getting my popcorn. And going on that. And she must also be legit rich to be hated like that right off the bat. Because usually Heather, no, that's no, Heather hates everybody. How about that? She only hates rich people, no.

Heather hates most people right off the bat, right? Although if you're poor enough, she actually takes like a condescending joy and be like, oh, you poor person. I have some old Diane von Furstenberg sheets that I was thinking we could wrap around your body. Would you like that? Do you know what would be a great, great accessory for that?

A broom. Hold it. Come into my new house. All right, so Katie's gonna go for Heather Dubrow, so I like her already. And she's friends with Sutton. I would not, I would not do that. I would not, I would not.

Sutton is so afraid of Heather Dubrow, she is receding into her big jacket. She's like being swallowed up by it. I wouldn't go up against Heather. You lied, stop saying the word lie. I can see straight through her. I didn't lie. Single claw hand.

Yes. Oh, claw hand fingers. She's going in there. It's like claw hands, but for like private dining chefs. It's a single. Heather DeBrow is very angrily claw handing the new girl, just with one hand. The other hand is actually on the hip.

She's so angry, one hand has to be on the hip. She's like, I am a little teapot, but I am neither short nor am I stout. I did not lie, do not say the word lie, do not say it. She's like, I'm saying it, bitch. You're a fucking liar. What do you think of that? You stupid rich, stupid rich woman.

Hate you, hope you die. Yeah, well, look at my claw hand. You cannot deny the claw hand. It is coming for you right now. My diamond earrings are bigger than your head. I'm going to conduct this tiny orchestra. Dun dun dun dun ta dun dun Dun dun dun dun ta dun. I did not say lie.

Why, why, why are you poor? Why are you poor? These original lyrics. All right, let's see. Didn't lie. You did. Oh! I've lost weight, but Heather looks at me

as just like the big girl. I felt like I was singled out. Oh! To be fair. I lost weight, but Heather looks at me as just like the big girl. I felt like I was singled out. Oh. To be fair. Lost weight but Heather looks at me like the big girl. Um, well. So how do we put this delicately? Okay, Emily looks wonderful. She looks great. She's lost weight. She does. She's so sexy. She's super sexy. She's always always sexy though she's always been sexy sexiest women on these shows and her sexiness is not is not connected to how much weight she has or doesn't have and you know Heather Dubrow looks honestly I kind of like Heather Dubrow looks at everyone like they're the

bigger girl because it's Heather Dubrow is a toothpick yeah Heather Dub, Heather DeBrow, I mean, I don't know. I need context for what this is, for what she's talking about. If Heather's like trying to like make comments or whatever she's doing. Is this just more snuffle up, I guess? Is this like, are we just building off the snuffle up, I guess, issue from last season?

I feel like we are. I don't know, but man, you called someone snuffle up, I guess I can see how that would be a seed that just grows over the seasons. You know what I mean? It's hard to get past that. Gina, Gina, Gina, what is this that you're wearing? Please stop it.

You're making me uncomfortable. Your collar doesn't even fit. You know what I mean? I get not having a tailor, but find a collar that fits. I mean, come on. And are you wearing a shirt that says salt burn? Because that's- Oh, geez. Oh, geez, that's the last thing you should be wearing.

She's like a Saltburn pilgrim right now. Okay. Well, I want to know, cause this is where Ozempic really starts hitting these shows and we're going to start seeing Ozempic fights. We're seeing a little bit of it on Jersey, at least that's what I'm thinking of that fight is about. And we're starting to see it kind of spill out. So let's see where it goes.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I just want to say right now, Emily Simpson doing this photo shoot in front of this like bordello wall means one thing and one thing only. She is doing boudoir photos for Shane, which means we're actually going to be having an entire season of like things that cooled down

in the bedroom with me and Shane, and then she's gonna be doing sexy things for Shane, and then it's gonna be culminate with them like having gross kisses in their living room with Fisker watching. And so I'm really not looking forward to that arch. Well, a couple things, we've already done her doing these boudoir shots or sexy shots.

She's already done sexy photo shoots for herself where she's like, I'm just proud of who I am, I'm just gonna take a sexy shot of it. Like she's done this before. We're in for another season of Emily just doing lame stuff and having no fucking life. The reason Emily is still on this show is because she's a good shitster.

Not even a good shitster, she's not even subtle, but she has no problem throwing literally every single person under the bus at all times. And that's artlessly. I will say artlessly. I think she's kind of funny. She's grown on me over the years, but Gina and Emily both, I cannot believe they both still have jobs. It's like, really? But, you know, let's see how it goes this time around. Remember when she did the sex, she went to Vegas and did the strip tease, sing for her father-in-law. Like she's always been doing this like,

I'm sexy, right? So she does it at different ways. And then she's still insecure about how sexy she is. Emily, I don't know how many people you need to tell you. You're sexy. You're one of the sexiest people on these shows. Now, the least sexy thing about you is your husband and that's not really your fault. I mean, it was your

choice, but not your fault. Just leave us alone with this, okay? I don't need to see you need to feel sexy all the time. You're sexy. Okay? There. But it's better than having another season of her blaming her mom for everything in her life. Oh, that'll come too. What do you think? People just give up mommy issues? She alternates between the two, you know? in her life. Oh, that'll come too. What do you think people just give up mommy issues? That's next season. She alternates between the two, you know? I wish my mom thought I was sexier.

Wait a minute. Oh, awkward. No, it just turns into the most awkward storyline I've ever heard. I've lost weight, but Heather looks at me as just like the big girl. I felt like- By the way, she's saying this while she's wearing horizontal stripes, and I just love the confidence. I felt like I was singled out.

Oh. No, I didn't want to make you feel singled out. I wanted to make you feel singled forever. I would never single you out because that would mean not to pay attention to you. Absolutely not. Listen, when I handed you the dust buster, it was actually an honor. I would love for you to clean my living room. I was singling you out for being a great maid to be. So sorry that I disappointed you.

Shannon is not taking accountability for what she did. Oh, gosh. So now we're gonna get the DUI... Tamara's gonna be the DUI police on it. Yeah, she's the shamer. No one here is gonna be like, hey, DUIs are great. That's shameful and terrible that she got a DUI. You know, of course.

But let's just see how Tamara leeches on or grasps onto this just to torture somebody with it. Yep, she will, 100%. And I like that, so Shannon's talking to her daughters and basically apologizes to them, but she's also talking to Archie. Archie's like, I deserve an apology. You dragged me into this mess, okay?

I was at home. I know. And these kids are like, why don't you apologize for having another year where you're crying all the time and apologizing for something? How about that? Why don't you apologize? Why don't you apologize for having a big floppy dog

and then putting giant vases everywhere for the dog to knock over? Do you know the state of terror we live in at all times? Could we maybe get less urns? How about that? Maybe less porcelain or fewer porcelain urns around the house would be great, mom. Now I know why Shannon is so high strung. She has like expensive porcelain everywhere by the dog that's going to knock them over any second. I would be like totally frazzled.

Yeah. And Archie is like the only one with any pity. These kids are like, we are both sick of your shit. And Archie is like, I feel so bad for you, mom. You were really just trying to walk me. Can I eat this flower? Archie, that is just because it's green and kind of in a ball shape does not mean you can eat it, Archie. Sofie's like, I don't care.

I'm a Texan now. Yeah, she's like, I do not care. Here's what I can tell you that I do not believe in. Gay marriage. So. No. I'm gonna marry the guy I met in Texas and you will probably never see me again.

I also love that she's sitting there with a giant plate just resting on her because you know she was just trying to grab a snack and Shannon's like, okay, well, shoot it. She's here, she's here, shoot it. I'm so sorry, I just wanna talk. She's like, oh my God, can I just finish my goddamn candle up?

You know it's also driving Shannon nuts. Well, I very thoughtfully put out a stack of coasters and it was nice of you ladies to put your bottle water on the table without the coasters that I put out there. Thanks so much. Thank you. You're lucky I had a drink before this, I mean. You may think you're hiding your bottle with a picture frame, but I still see it and I know you're not using one of the coasters because there is a four pack and all four

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Oh, well, the girl with the sad earring. So who's this one? One of the twins? Yeah, one of the twins, because I think the other one's like in Paris or something. Weren't they blonde? Was she just like, I'm my own personnel, so I'm brunette. I think they always sort of had like a, was like a dirty blonde hair.

I think they always had. How is she one of the twins? This girl's like 27. I know, it's wild. By the way, Ronnie, did you see I changed my background into a different Orange County webcam? It's at the beach. I took away the traffic circle.

You know what? I did not notice. I'm noticing it now. I love it. So how peaceful. I actually did it like 25 minutes ago. I don't know why I brought it up now. Well, because I'm when I'm observing the video thing, I'm just staring at the video the whole time.

No, but I just don't know why I brought it to your attention now. Like I had nothing to do with anything. I was like, by the way, it's like you're making an effort to do something and I'm just not even giving you anything. No, but I just don't know why I brought it to your attention now. Like, it had nothing to do with anything. I was like, by the way. It sucks. Like, you're making an effort to do something and I'm just not even giving you anything. No, no. I knew it wasn't for you. It was for the audience.

But then I realized, like, I think Maroney might enjoy this right now. I think I was like, as long as we're talking about this girl's hair, let me talk about what else changed, my background. You know what needs to change? My background. And by Monday of next week, it will change because I'm going to design the F out of this little apartment unit.

Okay. Point is, this is a twin, had no idea. Love Archie, Miss Bueller. This entire room, this room is chaotic to me. Look at it. It's like, there's so many layers of things. We've got these chairs. Okay. We've got a table clearly that has the flowers on it. Then there's Archie.

Chairs with a cube of some sort. And then we have another sofa section. And then we have a dining room table. There's actually too much. It feels very cluttered and too much going on in this area. Why does she have a sofa facing a dining table with its back to these other chairs? Yeah, see that's, it's like, I don't get it.

That's what I'm saying. There's something chaotic going on here. Yeah, this isn't even just chaos. It's not too much furniture. It's just it's why are they in a showroom? Maybe they're in a showroom. They must because this isn't their house, right? But then why does Sophie have a plate? The Shannon I can also see Shannon bringing a picture frame to a showroom. She's like, Okay, girls, I want to buy some chairs and just to see if it feels like home. I just brought this picture.

I'm just going to put it down here to see. Does it feel like home, girls? It's about our family picture here missing the twin who refused to not be blonde. And then let's, Sophie, put this plate on your lap. Okay. I want you to feel like you're in a living room. Okay. I brought these lemons too.

We're gonna have my lemon bowl right here. Okay, does this feel like home, girls? Aren't you stopping into great things? Oh, it feels like home. Okay, I will take this couch. Wait, hold on, let me look up to Jesus as I cry. Okay, I'll take it. Ma'am, hi, my name is Paul.

I'm the regional manager here for Ashley furniture. We're gonna need you to remove all these objects. It's against our policy for people to actually recreate their homes in our showrooms. Well, I am sorry for bringing the objects in. But I have had a long year where I've been alone without my, empty nest, empty David, empty nest, empty David, empty nest, empty David, empty nest, empty David, let me have my God to God sauce.

We understand this concern and we'd like to invite you into our, it's been a long year section of our showroom where we invite other divorces who brought their family pictures into Ashley furniture to sit and test out the space. But this area is really for single people. Hold on, let me pull my tears. Pull my tears, pull my tears. Ah, they're ready to go. Okay,

I'm going to tell my face down now. Oh, what the? And Jesus is still there. Guess who doesn't mind? Jesus, do you mind me putting my plate on Sophie? No? Okay. Jesus outranks you, Paul. Thank you. Okay, so now Shannon is also looking up at Jesus like, oh, really? She's like, I mean, Tamara, she's like, oh, really? Shannon's looking at you from that side, Jesus? Well, I'm looking at you from this side, bitch. She's having fun at G.U.I.! Cousin by the bitch! She also has green flowers. This is the thing, green flowers. And I think we saw it in another

scene. Like, so green florals are what's happening in Orange County right now. The green ball florals. Yeah. Is this moss? I don't know. I can't tell. With Shannon, it probably, I mean, with Tamara, it probably is moss. I feel like with Shannon, it was like a hydrangea, but with Tamara,

it's just like a ball of moss. Is this that place in Hollywood? No, these booths are too big that we used to go to with the steampunk people. It was down the street from your... We know steampunk people? No, no, they work there. It's like their theme. They're kind of steampunky.

Remember when we had Thanksgiving at your friend's house and Patricia came with me? Yeah. And Trisha and I left because Trisha was moody. Yeah. And starving. And so we went down the street to that restaurant. Chivo?

With steampunk. Chivo? No, Chivo wasn With steampunk. Cheebo? Cheebo isn't steampunk people. The owl? They always had mustaches, twirly mustaches. Oh, the pikey. You know what I mean. The pikey. The pikey.

Yes, the pikey. It's gone. Yes. Yeah, the pikey was really great, but they're gone now. Look at Jen. Look at Jen eating this piece of steak staring off into space still. She can never pay attention. Thank you so much for this take. Thank you so much.

Thank you for letting me wear a sequined ball gown to whatever steak place this is. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, Tamara, for calling me a bitch right now at dinner. Thank you. Okay. So let's see. What is Shannon ordering? For what she did. Belvedere soda. Tamara's saying, Shannon is not even sorry for what she did. Shannon orders a Belvedere soda. Well, listen, unless she ordered a Belvedere soda and a Toyota to drive, then.

Yeah, as long as she's not driving. Does anyone mind if I just put this family photo up on the middle of our dining table here in this restaurant? Could you do me a favor? My daughter is sitting over there in the waiting area. Could you let her hold an empty plate? That would be great.

Um, do you happen to have any Greenhide ranges that we can put here? Just next to the family photo. Just to make it feel like home. Oh, God, my dog's here. Why did you do that so soon? Archie, you just knocked my martini off the table. I'm so sorry, sir.

Paul, may I call you Paul? I'm sorry. I'm just sorry to use that name today. You work at Ashley Furniture, right? We met earlier today. You almost kicked me out of the happy people section. Oh, I just wanted you to know. Congratulations. You're a waiter now. Guess who's still at range? earlier today, you almost kicked me out of the happy people section. Paul I just wanted you to know, congratulations,

you're a waiter now. Guess who still outranks you? His name is Jesus. He died on the cross. Okay, go ahead and get that martini. Paul You know, I almost bought that sofa today, but unfortunately you tried to sequester me into the sad family section where apparently only picture frames are allowed. So you lost out of sale. So anyway, think about that tonight, Paul. Okay. So now let's watch Tamra yell at Shannon about being drunk.

Ability for what she did. Belvedere soda with a lemon. You decided to drive your car into a house drunk. You need to stop. I need to stop what? Uncovering your bullsh**. You decided to drive. You need to stop. I need to stop what? Uncovering your bullsh**. You decided to drive. You need to stop.

I need to stop. You decided to drive into a house drunk. And then Shannon gives a classic Shannon eye flare. Here it goes. Oh, my eyes are open bigger now. Whoa, okay, hold on. Let me have my eyes normal. I'm bored with this.

Oh, drunk, drunk. Oh, wah, hold on. Let me have my eyes normal. I'm bored with this. Oh, drunk, drunk! Oh, wah! Wah! Tamara smells blood in the water and is gonna pounce on it. It is astounding. And she knows. Shannon already knows it's coming

and she is like literally exhausted. Look at her. She's like, oh my God, here I am being yelled at, Tamara. What is it for this time? Oh, driving drunk. Oh, driving drunk. I guess that was a bad one. Never seemed to mind when I was driving her around drunk.

When should I tell her I was aiming for her? You need to stop. I need to stop what? Uncovering your bullsh**. Uncovering it, it was on TMZ. What else was there? Gina's eyes flare, but only because a free bread basket arrived at the table. Oh my God. She's like, oh my God.

Oh my God. Free bread? That's going to fit in the temple where I brought my purse. I love this size of roll. This is great. This is my favorite size of a roll. I'm bored again. I'm bored. It's my favorite size of a roll. Heather's looking at this painting going, oh my God, that painting's showing its ribs. Emily's never gonna know what that's like.

Hey! Biggie's like, I'm just so happy that I dress like the painting. She does look like she dressed like it. I actually saw this Shannon, they both, Shannon's like, well, this outfit was inspired by this picture frame. It just is the picture frame, just in fabric. I love that this cast fashion is still the worst

on all of Bravo. And that's saying something when Jersey and Salt Lake City are both on the air. I mean, they all look crazy. What are they even wearing? None of them look right. Wait, let's see this one. Oh, that's Alexis with double finger piss.

She's double finger pissed. Oh, that's an Alexis move. It's a variation almost on the claw hand where she does like little, what do you call it? It's like, what do you call it in tap dance? It's like, da da da da da da da da. She does it with her fingers. Or actually, a lot of times she brings them in.

She's like, my fingers are separate and now they are forming a goal post. Do you mean wings where you do this? Wings, that's what it's called them in. She's like, my fingers are separate and now they are forming a goalpost. Do you mean wings where you do this? Wings, that's what it's called, wings. That's funny, yeah. I did that. I used to do wings. I still can do them.

I used to watch wings. You're gonna be amazed. Yes, like we also called them the Crystal Bernard. Hey, tap dancers. Why is Crystal Bernard not on this show? I feel like she would be. Friend of. She needs to be on something somewhere. As soon as possible.

Okay, let's, oh crap. Alexis is back in this terrible, this terrible team moment. Let's see what Alexis is getting finger pointy about. Okay. Covering your bullsh**. There's a lot more, and if she wants to go toe to toe, I'm ready.

The ring. If she wants to go two to two, do you want to go two to two with to toe, I'm ready. If she wants to go two to two, do you want to go two to two with me? Because I'm ready. This is Alexis Bellino for Fox six and I'm happy to report the fire is still ongoing but everyone is safe and out of the fire. Back to you, newsroom.

Imagine going for someone's boyfriend after they just got dumped, okay? And humiliated and then just coming for them all year on a TV show. What a monster. Like you're not the, and I don't think she cheated with John Jansen that we know of, but still like, come on, have some compassion.

I know. Geez. The ring Johnny got me, it is just. The ring Johnny, oh God, Johnny. Johnny. She calls him Johnny. I'm ready. The ring Johnny got me, it is just... The ring Johnny, oh God, Johnny. She calls him Johnny. I'm ready. The ring Johnny got me, it is just a sign of love. I love you.

You think you're gonna marry him? Does she want to be me? No. It's just... Yeah, that does seem a little fishy, Alexis. You go after a guy on the TV show that you're trying to get back on and then start talking about how he's gonna marry you and yeah, it's like,

and I'm like, Shannon seems somewhat unbothered. Look at Shannon. Oh no, Shannon is very bothered. This is just, this is honestly so wild. Oh God, is that the makeup artist next to Shannon again? She really sneaks into everything. Pamela? I don't remember her.

That's Pamela. She does, I think, Kyle's hair and she does some of the hair on the women here. Like there's two- Well, I'll tell you what, her work is very subtle. LOL, JK. There's two makeup artists. There's the West Coast. Pamela's on the West Coast and there's someone in New Jersey who does a lot of their hair.

I forgot her name though. Yeah. So that was a great story on my part. You're welcome, everyone. Well, I don't know. You know, it's makeup artist spotting. Okay, let's see. Sign of love.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. story on my part. You're welcome everyone. Well, I don't know, you know, it's makeup artist spotting. Okay, let's see. Sign of love. I love you. You think you're gonna marry him?

Does she wanna be me? Ha ha! No. It's just hard to watch you moving out of our house. Oh, classic Kenan. You made this decision. I wanna break. So wait, he's moving out?

Why is he moving? Maybe because he realized he's been living in a one-bedroom house with 12 people. Maybe it's because he can. Terrible reason. Maybe because it's been two years and he's still trying to help Gena pass her real estate exam. Oh my God.

So wait a second. Escrow has nothing to do with crows? I kept thinking they were talking about gay crows. Let's help the crows stop the sping. Why does she always have like a Chanel book or something as decoration? She did this last year too, where she's like, I'm so sick of people making fun of me being poor. I'm gonna put a Chanel book on my coffee table.

I know. I'm just so sad. She's doing her classic. It just makes me sad. Yeah. It's hard to watch you moving out of our house. You made this decision. Wait, he made the decision.

She made the decision for him to move out? Oh gosh, she's kicking. So this guy is a loafer. What do you think? He seems like a loafer, doesn't he? No, I don't think he seems like a loafer at all. I think that, I don't know what they broke up or if he's like, I've got to move out.

It just seems so like, I'm just like, what are you doing today, Travis? Nothing, what are you doing today? Just seems like a loaf. Just seems like someone would try and put their sockless foot in him. Yeah. He's literally making... What are you doing, Travis? Nothing. What are you doing today? Just seems like a loaf of... Just seems like someone would try and put their sockless foot in him. Just a loafer. I feel like he's making probably the best decision of his life right now.

I feel like whatever energy he used to have has been completely sucked out of him by Gina and it's time for him to restore himself. I don't think he ever had that energy. It would be like a vampire sucking on a on a wooden block There's like no blood in it. Oh, that's sad This decision I want to break a dog decision. I never noticed that he talked like that. You made a Dogs like me with you. Take me with you His ex-wife not him. Oh

He's still with his he's still with, I don't think they're divorced yet. You made this decision. I want to break up with his ex-wife, not him. Oh, so his ex-wife is still with him. Yeah, yeah. One of them I don't think was paying child support. I don't know. I don't know my Travis.

I'm not up on my Travis goss guys because, you know, and he made this decision. I'm like, oh, loafers. I can't keep up on loafer gossip. But I think there, yeah, there was something like, maybe she was paying him child support, so he didn't want to get divorced because he was getting child support from her. I think that's what I read.

By the way, none of this is factual. Do not sue me. More importantly, who brought a bottle beverage to this sort of nice dinner here? Like there's a martini glass, there's a bottle of champagne and some of, I guarantee you that's a bottle of kombucha. No, no, look, there's a bottle. Look right there.

This? Yeah, who brings that? This is like honey or something. You think that's a condiment? I feel like it's kombucha. It's like, it's triangular. Oh, you're right. You're right.

You're right. I take it back. This is actually not a fancy, it's hot dogs. It's just that he had the de Bro as a champagne glass at the hot dogs. And look at this bite that Heather took out of the hot dog. It's literally mustard. It's not even touching the bread.

And it's literally like the edge of a thumb. Just the edge. I also want to point out that the golden's mustard by Gina I thought was kombucha. Look at it. Look, and now she's doing the- She's wearing the girl power, it's Palm Springs. Wait, what are you saying?

What are you, oh, it's golden mustard? Is that what it was? No, brand golden's mustard. Look, see, look, look at the other, the earlier shot. I see that, but- There it is from that angle. Oh wow, Golden's Mustard. Look, see, look. Look at the other, the earlier shot. I see that, but that- There it is from that angle. Oh, wow. You're right though. That does look different.

It looks like this is clear, right? Yeah, I think just the way the light's hitting it made it look like it's translucent. So I was like, it's kombucha. It's Golden's Mustard. That's gotta not be kombucha. Heather is doing a reverse claw hand now, where she's like,

this is if Claus could do yoga. I'm doing the om right now, Gina. That's how frustrated I am with you. This is her empathetic claw hand where she angles her fingers towards herself a little bit like, let me bring you into me. This is like entering the actor studio, okay? She's just trying to explain like the concept

of geese to Gina. Okay, there are these things, they're not ducks, they're a little bit larger, they're not swans, they're called geese. Do you understand this? Does this make sense to you, Gina? But she's talking to her with that sympathetic look on her face.

This is what happens to people that do not get tax refunds, do you understand? And Gina's just looking back, go back a little earlier, look at Gina's face. Wait a second. So you're saying that there's something bigger than a duck, but it's not a swan. I'm not sure I follow.

You know what's so weird? I was thinking about this in the bathroom and the nightlight came on and I noticed that my shirt said Reba McIntyre. Reba McIntyre, let me explain. She is an icon. She has her own show, which I actually guessed it on. You're welcome.

Yeah. Would you like to know more about it? Okay. It was a television show. It ran for about three or four seasons. Probably would have been longer had I had more opportunities on it. And everyone thought it was funny,

particularly the episode I was on. Reap a Macintyre. Which is the first name and which is the last name? Wow. Does she ever eat a Big Mac? What's that like? Wait a second. So she has a Mac computer and she lives in a tire. No, Mac entire is the name last name. It's actually one big name. Not country music. Poor people like it. Oh, yeah, I get that. Yeah. The songs about

trucks. I'm into it. Betrayed by you. Oh, she's saying, I feel betrayed. She's mad at me. Travis is mad at me. Everybody's mad at me. Well, yeah, Gina, because you're an asshole, OK? Yeah, stop throwing your pickleball paddle.

And I can guarantee you these people are mad at you because you're being an asshole. Because this is very Gina to be an asshole. And then when you're mad at her, she goes, oh my god. I'm always being mad at me. Gina, have you noticed this happens to you every single season? Is this like year six or seven for you, she goes, Oh my God, I never wanted to see something happening to me. Gina, have you noticed this happens to you every single season? Is this like your six or seven for you? Which is, Oh my God, I can't even believe she's last six or seven seasons.

Six or seven every season, people who are close to you get pissed at you because you do something shitty to them. And then you're like, this is what I get. This is what I get. I'm just trying to be a good friend. And this is what I get. This is what I get. I'm just trying to be a good friend and this is what I get. Yeah, after she screws everybody over. Also, your outfit doesn't match.

Also, please don't complain about Archie biting you when you dress like a tennis ball. Because that's basically what you're doing. You're dressing like someone's addiction and then wondering why you're getting hurt. Also, why are you wearing this on a tennis court? I just don't, she's just- She's just a floating head. Travis is mad at me.

Everybody's f***ing mad at me. Also, let me guarantee you something else. She does not own that racket that she just threw. No. On this court that she's not a member of. Is she John McEnroe? Disrespectful. Just come on.

Come on, ma'am. Yeah, John McEnroe. You're Gigi Fernandez? Yeah. Everybody's f***ing mad at me. If she stays with him, it will ruin her life. We are engaged! Okay, now. We are engaged!

Now, all that that I just said, said, she's not wrong. Gina's not always wrong, okay? And when she says about Jen Pedranti and this guy that she's with, this guy's gonna ruin her life, she's correct. Yeah, but you don't get like a trophy because you say the sky is blue, okay? Congratulations.

Like you reached the same conclusion as all of America. Yeah, even when your cosplaying is Katie Maloney, like you're still, you still don't get a point. Let's see. We are engaged! How's the FBI getting for you? Stop. He's kind of in a real life.

We are engaged! Very changed. Sorry. Yeah. Let's see. Wait, so I talked to- How's the FBI getting for you? Stop.

FBI? What? 16 million dollars into his account. How's the FBI going for you? And she's like, what, the FBI? Tamara, what? What are you talking about? Ryan, what is she talking about?

And Ryan's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Don't know about the FBI. Does she mean friendly boxer illness? I did text the FBI back and it was my dick, but it was limp. It was not a hard on. I did not have a hard on for my dick. It was an accident. It was a joke.

We all knew about it. For those of you new to Orange County, this guy was sending dick pics to people, but then he was like, no. I mean, it was an accident mass mailing that I did to people of Montana. It was just soft anyway. It was supposed to be to you, honey. It was supposed to be to you. Thanks.

So then Eddie's like, honey, look at me, honey. It's like Tamara's starting to disassociate and just bully people. He's like, honey, come back to me. Come back to me. Tamara's having her fly off to handle a bully people of random dinners. Hold on, honey, look at me.

All right, let's bring the human back. Let's bring the human back, okay. No chain's like, oh god, this is a real good one. Wow, who needs boudoir photos when you got Tamra going off on people? That's the real turn on, am I right? Ready for you. Stop. F.B.O. What? 16 million wallers into his account. He didn't know where it came from?

Oh, girl, you got 16 million into your account and didn't know where it came from? Wow. That's what the power of prayer. It's like, I just came from Jesus. Who should I question it? Oh my god, look at his lying eyes. Before we even hear what he says, look at his lying face. He is such a liar. You are such a liar, sir. His, his, uh – Jared Slauson His checkerboard – Pete Slauson – pupils are as big as dimes. His eyes are wide, doing that wide open thing. Jared Slauson This, I'm sorry, and I don't understand where

he gets his horrific shirts from. This checkerboard collar slash front placket with the red buttons and Dale, I don't know, is this like a Dale Earnhardt? I don't know. I'm guessing this is a costume thing and he's dressing like Dale Earnhardt Jr. I don't know. All his shit is just whack. It is whack. And he keeps these awful boutiques in business that you see like on Melrose or like those weird stores in the Beverly Center that you're like, who goes here? It's him. It's him who does it. And look at her. She has a t-shirt that says mother with a halo over the O. I guarantee that halo is not deserved. Also, yeah, I think she's pretty nice. She's just a dummy. I mean, look at her

struggling to believe him. She's like, I'm believing everything that you say. Keep filling me with bullshit. Oh, this feels great. I'm going to believe everything. Ryan, thank you so much for being honest about the $16 million that was put into your account and you have no idea how it got there. Thank you so much, Ryan. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. That's really wonderful that you shared that with me. She'll be like the worst. They smear you because that's God's plan. Oh God. We were just joking. God's plan is not for you to marry a fucking criminal. Stop. Oh my God. Know where it came from? Everything is the Lord's plan. They smear you because that's God's plan.

Okay. We were joking. They're literally saying God like the Lord's plan. This is the Lord's plan. I got 60 million dollars is the Lord's plan But it's Orange County. So, you know the stuff really happens Everything is the Lord's plan they smear you and because that's God's plan You have no idea about John Jansen you have have no idea. We never want to take some. Finally, we got a Shannon line. I know. That's all I really needed was Shannon going, you have no idea.

You have no idea. Which I think she says every season about something. You don't even know. I am so glad I cornered you here against this wall of strange little lockers to let you know that you have no idea, no idea about John Jansen. Let's see what's... No idea. We never want to take someone down like this.

That's true. That's f***ed. That's extortion. Okay, who's saying we never want to take someone down like this? Is that Alexis? It sounded almost like Alexis. I don't recognize the hair. It's so bad. It's Gina. Gina posture, right? Yeah, and there's actually too much fabric to be something that Alexis would wear.

It looks like someone's wearing a skin-colored, loose hippie top with a little string suspenders over it, which I mean, it has to be Gina, right? I'm looking for the weave tracks. I think so. Because usually Gina, you can see her clip-ons are her weave tracks or something, let's see. We never wanna take someone down like this.

That's true. No, that's not her. That sounds like Alexis, that sounds like Alexis to me. Yeah, and then Heather's saying if that's true. That's f**ked. That's extortion, it's freaking blackmail. What happened? So someone's being blackmailed?

Oh, I love it. Well, it was Paul at Ashley Furniture. He said that if we didn't leave the happy people section with our family photo, that he would release certain data to the news outlets. And I just, I feel like that's just, that's extortion right there. That's extortion.

Whatever it is, Shanna's not taking it very well. She's like, hold on, I'm going to heart blink a little bit. Oh, heart blink, yeah, that hurts, that hurts. Okay. I never want to take someone down like this. That's true. That's f**ked. That's extortion. It's freaking blackmail.

What happened? I'm telling you, it will ruin her life. Oh yeah, it was Alexis. Okay, so Alexis got some s**t from John. She got some gossip from John and then she repeated it and someone else is going to repeat it and or John. So now Alexis is freaking out that she's about to ruin Shannon's life. Yeah, it will kill her. It will destroy her. It will destroy her. This house that she's in has a lot of like of those wicker baskets on the wall.

I see four of them in this one shot alone. They're still doing that in orange County, the bowls on the wall. They really love that. I just feel like in California you just shouldn't put things on walls like that. What is this door thing on the wall? This like hanging door. It's it's like, um, a shutter. It's like, this is like clever into your design. I, I could sort of see that as like a thing like it's a clever like oh like let's

Something from the outdoors bring it on bring it in That is hideous. Okay, let's see ruin her life. This is too much for someone way too much He's a monster. She's such a piece of shit It's literally like sitting at a table with a f***ing bomb just waiting for it to f***ing explode. The truth? Gina's really given that line reading a lot. Look at her hair. Look at her head.

Her hair is just blowing all over the place. Her hair is more platinum than it's ever been. It's like we need for a bomb to go off. She's so pretty, Gina. I'm sorry, everybody's like, what's with the silence? I'm playing with Gina's hair flipping all over the place back and forth, you guys. I'm so sorry. I got in control of a fast forward and rewind button and I cannot stop. Okay, so John is playing some dirty, dirty business with Shannon this year, which that's not nice. And you know,

wasn't Shannon just coming from John's house on that night she got the DUI? Wasn't she just there for emotional support because I thought we were still friends, John? Oh, I thought that she was with people at a bar beforehand. I don't remember. I'm sure it will we'll find out very soon. Yeah. So let's see. Oh, I press play. It's not playing. Does I have to restart it? God bless it. The Gina broke it. This happens. I broke it playing around you guys. I'm sorry. All right. In the meantime, everyone take a look at the, everyone look at the beach here in Orange County. This car is going on in the background. Okay.

All right. So here we go. I'm coming back to the, okay. So we're at the beach here in Orange County. This car is going on in the background. Okay. All right, so here we go. I'm coming back to the, okay. So we're at the end. Here's Gina. Oh, we were at the end. I accidentally clicked the thing. Gina, Gina, go back to Gina's hair going crazy and we play with that another 10 times.

Okay, there it is. I'm gonna play with it for another solid minute. The truth will come out. This is icky. This is not the way we treat women. We don't stoop to this level. That's not who we are. This is who we are.

She was like, hi, have you seen our show? Yeah, we do. We stoop to this level, people. That's all we do. This looks great. It looks, it's gonna be a great season. This looks really, it's gonna be a great season. There's a lot of Gina in that trailer.

Not a lot of Emily in that trailer actually. I think Emily's gonna have to be like not a huge factor but yeah it looks wonderful. Yeah I'm excited. That's gonna be a great season. Really excited to have it back. Guys really excited that we had you here with us. That was super fun times and we're gonna talk to you I guess guess, tomorrow, next day, who knows? We're always here. Who knows when? So just come back. Okay guys.

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