Watch What Crappens - #2471 Below Deck Med (S09E04): No Lava Lost

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

Jono attempts to right the ship with his cooking, but an overcooked lava cake may be his undoing. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi Ronnie. Ronnie Karam Hi. Ben Mandelkirch Welcome. Ronnie Karam Oh, hello. Thank you so much for having me to your lovely home. Ben Mandelkirch Oh, yes. Ronnie Karam Yeah, I have the extreme privilege of having Ronnie here in my home studio.

Gorgeous, gorgeous place. Love being here and by the wall of all the board game. And look at this beautiful gallery wall behind us with these photos. Yeah, I definitely have behind us. It is not virtual at all. Good, gorgeous in here. Gorgeous. Yeah, you have no power today at home. So you came over here.

That's the perks that are remodeling it up, girl. Oh, Ronnie have no power today at home. So you came over here. That's one of the perks. They're remodeling it up, girl. Oh, Ronnie's doing a little Instagram story. Yeah, play us a story every time. Hi, everyone. Look, they're at the board games. Board games. Wow.

Well, today we are here to talk some more Below Deck Med, another chaotic, chaotic season. And before we do that, I just want to say that we are going to be doing Dwell Hello this week and we haven't recorded it yet, but we watched the episode and it is so hilarious. It's incredible work. It's incredible art. It's such a great episode of House Hunters. One of the best. Yeah.

House Hunters International. So we really are excited to do it this weekend. Yeah, join us. Come join us. It's on Wondry Plus. But other than that, do we have any preppins on demand on Patreon? I have nothing to say except my Botox is worn out. And if there

are any inventors out there, it would be great if you guys could invent a longer lasting Botox because what in the Jessica Tandy that I wake up to today? Okay, you make it last longer, please. Well, now it last longer, please. Well, now you need to find a Los Angeles Botox person. No, I can't leave my Texas 80s. I know them all now and I can't. They work in tandem, work in tandem. No, you have to have memberships of places and then you pay for like a

discount and then you can't just be going to get your and they know the spots they practice and they get all the spots. Although I do have botox horns that i've talked about before on the show So maybe an la person would be able to get rid of those. I don't know. Anyway, the point is below deck Am I right below deck? My hat today or not? I feel like it's look how much more light up although now I feel like my my forehead looks like it's Um is blurring white. Okay, my hat's back on Uh below deck med more importantly below deck med So this is a season nine episode for greeking havoc. And where we last left off, John had just served, um,

cold eggs, uh, on the tail of a quote unquote deconstructed chocolate cake with a scoop of disgusting red raspberry sorbet. Yeah. Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie's got a hat. Ronnie's putting on a hat for the podcast as well. I'm gonna wear my hat. If you can wear your hat, then I'm gonna wear my hat. Ronnie's giving us a sneak peek to what he looked like in Italy on his back. Did you wear a helmet in Italy? Of course. For some reason I had this idea that you'd be like, no, that's an American thing in Italy. You don't Did you wear a helmet in Italy? Of course. For some reason, I had this idea that you'd be like, no, that's an American thing. In Italy,

you don't have to wear a helmet. No, you need a helmet. Yeah. I don't want to die. No. Okay. So yeah, Jono just served those eggs. I don't know that that's really forgivable. And the shame is, you know, we really want to like Jono. And I feel so bad. Last night we posted on our Instagram something mean about John O. And it just feels bad. It's like kicking someone when they're down and stuff, but you, you sort of have cold eggs and then you didn't even understand what was wrong with that. Yeah.

So you deserve it. You put carbon into your Mexican rice also. Let's not overlook that. Oh my God. You know, whatever else you made today, what are you doing? Okay. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's not right. So, um, so then what's even worse is that he served this bad food to a world

champion, to a goal, gold medalist, Gigi Fernandez, also a grand slam champion and captain Sandy's. I was going to say, well, and also a champion, a champion of pulling boats into docks. Okay. A champion of making it against all odds against the biggest villain in the world, wind. Yeah.

Her name is captain Sandy. How dare you serve this to captain Sandy? Yeah, this is, you don't do that to captain Sandy's friends. Oh, and by the way, I just want to say this has nothing to do with captain Sandy, but it does have something to do with the champion, which is that, uh, yesterday on our house house the dragon recap I was very concerned that a hummingbird was murdered by a landscaper outside my window but guess what the landscaper saw the hummingbird nest and and

Clipped around it. The hummingbird is alive and well, so talk about a real champ It's the I would say it's the norm of hummingbirds, but the hummingbirds actually attractive. Wow. Yeah. So the hummingbird is safe. Um, which, which is a shame because a bunch of listeners showed up at Ben's apartment and beat the crap out of the landscaper. And then we found he was like, no, no, the, the hummingbird safe.

So sorry, landscaper. Sorry for all the, uh, sorry for the broken knees. Sorry for all the concern on House of the Dragon. The hummingbird and the hummingbird nest is safe, everyone. House of the hummingbird. So here we go. So Captain Sadie is just called Jono up. Jono, Jono, can you please come to the bridge?

Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon. So the primary came to me this morning. Don't know if you know, she plays tennis. A very, very high level. I'm just going to wait for you to be impressed. Okay. Now let me say this part again. She's my friend. Okay. Hold on. Let me wait for you to be some more impressed. Okay. How impressed are you? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay.

Gigi said those eggs this morning deserve a gold medal in the event coldest and most disgusting eggs of all time. So congratulations. Now, listen, I'm going to tell you, she said the spices were something that Norma has never been referred to as too strong and the eggs were cold. And I'm not really sure why that is. Why are the spices strong? Why are the eggs too cold? Why?

And I'm not asking you on a philosophical level. I mean, a literal level? Why? And I'm not asking you on a philosophical level. I mean a literal level. Why? How come? Well, you know, I got a note saying they wanted breakfast at 830, so I had it ready for that time and obviously I was delayed because they had a slower morning and I tried to heat them up. No, you didn't.

First of all, you did not try to heat up the eggs. I don't think. Did he try to heat up the eggs? I didn't see any evidence of trying to heat up eggs You know what I saw you throw a dish towel over cold eggs Also, if you're gonna heat up eggs, you might as well just make eggs like why are you know? How you heat up eggs you cook them. That's You crack a raw egg into a pan and you heat them until it's not raw anymore

That's how you heat it up. They wanted breakfast at 830. So I had it ready for that time Well, I want to be a way size 28. Okay, I don't buy it Yeah, he's you know, he has he's like a nicer Gayer version of Ryan from below deck down under the real asshole chef that was on that first season Who is like I'm making the food when I want it to be ready. And if they're not there ready for the food, then they're going to miss out. He's kind of like that, but just with better people skills. Yeah. Um, I can't go in on that because that guy was really a monster. Yeah. But John also didn't wake up to give people late night food.

He made the eggs when he was like, well, it's eight 30. If they're not here, they're going to miss out. Like that's kind of his vibe. He's just a lot nicer about it. Yeah. So, um, well, when he's not calling women bitches, et cetera. Okay. So then, um, the chef, John, oh yeah. So then she's like, well, but you know, eggs, you know, eggs are to order.

Right. So tomorrow let's make sure the eggs are to order. And he's like, Hmm. Okay. I'll check with the interior. What does that mean? Okay, make the eggs to order. You don't need to check with the interior.

When you get the order, make the fucking, you're fired. How's this guy not fired? When you hear the sound of Gigi Fernandez talking about her gold medals, you know she's awake and that's when you crack an egg into the pan. I know that's literally the iPhone ringtone on this boat for everybody.

It's like, I want gold medals. I want gold medals. We know Gigi for fuck's sake, man. Sit down and eat your cold eggs, Gigi. I'm sick of hearing it. You know, for a chef to say to me that he cooked the eggs when breakfast was supposed to start instead of cooking to order, that's a huge red flag, you know? But at the same time, he did well last charter,

but we're mid-charter now, and I have to give the chef the opportunity to show me just how terrible he really can be. I mean, what's he gonna do? Serve an overcooked lava cake by the end of the episode? I mean, come on. Otherwise known as cake. Otherwise known as the cake from last night.

It's a regular circle shape. cake. Otherwise known as the cake from last night. It's a regular circle shape. So then, our crew our crew, we're ready to depart. Meet two people on the anchor. And then we get some guest commentary, which is really fun. I love the guest conversations we get. Someone goes, do you have a perm? Or is that natural? She goes, no, perms are out now. I don't have a perm. And then she goes, no, perms are cool. Girls like, really? And you know, Gigi Fernandez is like, I have a cooler haircut.

I win. I win. She's like, mom's got a bunch of friends and got pimped. They're lovely people. I love pimps. You also live in a van. So you're basically saying like Francis McDormand in Nomad Van is your

comp right now. Yeah, I don't know that I need to know about what people in your neighborhood are wearing for haircuts right now, Isha. Okay? You poop into a bucket. I just saw Francis McDormand in her van and she got a perm. They're very cool. Some people think she's angry,

I just think she's misunderstood. Just don't break her dishes, they're very sentimental. So people are working, working, working, and Ellie's checking in with Bree. She's like, oh, hello, how did it go in the morning for you? How do you feel? And she's like, Oh, good. I feel way more confident now with the things I'm doing. Like now I put laundry in a box with a drying thing on it and I press a button and it makes some noise. And then I open it and popcorn comes out. Yes, well, we're all team and you know, we all have to support each other. By the way, you are ironing piece of ham right now, just so you know.

So Ellie is like, well, I'm definitely putting in the effort to teach Brie because it is the job of the second stool to do this for her. And I'm seeing that as my job to do. And so Brie is like Bree's like look at this jewelry this jewelry is tangled now she's like do not worry about the jewelry that is too detailed right now. She's like you know she's improving quite a bit and the team success is my success and I'm just custom Bree saying oh my god I did just stand on this bed what did I oh god I

just stood on someone's sunglasses. Yeah. Oh, because I hope they're not sunglasses. She goes, they're sunglasses. So then, Gail and Nathan are flirting upstairs, which is, you know, whatever. My God, they're so basic. My God, I know, I'm kind of sick of hearing that word. Like that's so basic. But these two are literally like they need an L wrench to be put together.

They are like an Ikea shelf. They are the most basic. They are the Billy bookcase of relationships. These two are the flerg of relationship. They are. How dare you say that in front of an entire wall of Ikea furniture. It's okay, we're Swedish, we can handle it. Don't worry, I'm from the valley. You can make fun of that. It's okay. We are wearing blazers because we're from Sweden. So yeah, so they're just like, how are you today? He's like, I'm feeling good.

You're such a genuine girl. You are, you want a strawberry? Can I have a strawberry? Do you like strawberries? I've got a strawberry. I'd love a strawberry. Shut the fuck up with your strawberries. I can't take you two anymore.

I don't want it. So then now Captain Sandy is talking to Ian the Boatswain about this beach set up. It's like, oh, good morning, Captain. A beach setup. As soon as we get to the drop the anchor, we'll get the Tinder into the water. And she's like, yeah, one Tinder driver. The other is to go to the beach.

You're going to set up the beach picnic. OK, what I'd like you to do is make a nice little mound of sand. That way we could put Gigi's gold medal on it just to make it look real pretty and everything. OK, and then once that's set up, the guests are ready to go and send two people ashore and then you remain on board because you're the boss and you don't have to have the fun anymore. Okay. All right. Fun times. He's like, I understand that I'm not here for the fun. So I'll be on the boat.

It's like, yeah, you got to be on the boat because it's for safety. Because you know, if something's going on here, what if, what if TV shows become real life and wind happens? Someone's got to be here. Okay. It's a on here. What if, what if TV shows become real life and wind happens? Someone's got to be here. Okay. It's a safety thing. It's a safety thing. Now this I feel like is sort of a, well, I want, I'm not going to say it's an important point because it's below deck, but a big thing is that Ian doesn't help out with the setup of this beach picnic. And so looking at what captain Sandy says,

is it clear that she's saying you are going to be one of the people setting up and then you come back to the boat? Because she says one tender driver, the other go to the beach, you're setting the beach picnic up. Do you think she meant you Ian are setting the beach picnic up or like your department? Well, yeah, because she says, okay, one tender driver, the other goes to the beach, you're setting up the beach picnic. Once that's set up and the guests are ready to go, send two people ashore. You remain on board

because you're the boss. Okay. That's what she says. Then she follows it up by saying, you know, the boss can obviously can help them set up the beach picnic. Oh yeah. She does say that. You approve it, but they need to come back on board. So it's pretty clear. And he's taking it as like, you know what? I'm going to have tasty pops. I'm going to eat a popsicle. Very intense. Is that what he eats later in the episode? He's eating everything. There's nothing he doesn't eat the rest of the episode or slurp down.

He basically hears you don't have to go to the beach. So he just sends only two people to set up this beach picnic with not a lot of lead time. So then he goes, because he says, okay, so while they're at the beach picnic, I'll still be here and then I can come clean things up. She goes, yeah, and I'll help you. But he somehow is not hearing that he has to help set up this beach picnic.

So then Gigi and a couple of her friends leaned against a wall and Gigi's like, I need to connect with my body more. And you know, I could do that with yoga, but you know, I play so much tennis, I like to do a wall squat. That's the weirdest thing, because they were in front of like a ring cam or something just kind of squatting against a wall and their heads were cut off. So you just see these like odd poses. They're just it's like a leg thing. And you know, Gigi's like, yeah, you know, I'm just really trying to get more in touch with my body with yoga. Remind me, is there a is there

a gold medal for yoga? No, there there is. I guess I guess that's why I do tennis because I get gold medals. So what's the pose where you put your two arms in the air, like you've just triumphed and won another gold medal? What is that? That's a Fernandez. It's the Gigi. Let me tell you something.

I did yoga last night and the last thing I wanted to do is come home and watch people doing yoga because I got destroyed. I got totally destroyed last night and my legs were trembling just watching them do these wall squats. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't think this is yoga wall squat. No, it was just, it was working out. She just wanted a reason to be like, but I normally would do this with tennis. Yes. Gigi fucking get it. Congratulations. You're amazing. Gigi.

You're killing it. So Asia's like, all right then, chef John, we wanted a little plane for lunch because to get swirled the lunch around to I've said to twice now don't make it fall. Here's how many we want eight eggs that are cold. You got that you can do that. Can you say Okay, so two eggs at 8pm for cold people. Okay, got it. He's like, so he's gonna start planning the meal and he's like, I hope that lunch goes through smoothly. Because what that means that I need to create a menu that like when you serve it, like it doesn't need to be microwave

because like, ain't not microwave at the beach. And like, I don't want Sandy to have to pull me up to the bridge again. So my plan for lunch today, crackers,'s just like, um, sir, why are you talking about how you have to heat things up? It's lunch, make some fucking sandwiches and salads. Why are you talking about needing to microwave things in the meat? It's lunch, sir. I know seafood salad, do a lobster salad, do a fennel and orange something or another, you know. Well, here comes Aisha. So Aisha goes to Ian and she's like, So have you come up with games? And he's like,

No, because I asked if we were coming up with the games and the captain told me that the primary will tell us. And she's like, Oh, but I think if you come up with a couple so they're ready to go. You know, yes, Sandy has said Gigi will know what she wants, but that doesn't mean that she's supposed to set it up for you and plan everything. I think she heard Sandy say that. He heard Sandy say that and thought, sweet, free pass. Look, just because you want a perm doesn't mean it just automatically happens. You have to be prepared for the process. It's time for a commercial.

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Okay, bye. Yeah. Okay. And he's like, yeah, there wasn't any time to scare it. Anything makes me a little nervous because you know, still getting down my team. And I mean, sometimes you just have to make a manager. Micro managing is not the way to do it. Otherwise I prefer to put my trust to my team. It's like he's weird because he micromanages and yet also is incredibly hands off at the same time. Right. He's just like shoving stuff that he doesn't want to do onto them. And then he micromanaging them. He's not micromanaging. He's just not doing anything.

And then walking around going, are you sure not doing that? Right. Are you sure that like, are you blowing it out? Are you blowing things up? Are you not blowing things up? It's like, yeah, he's doing the thing. I'm already doing the work. He's doing the thing where the person who owns the restaurant, like who never is there, comes in like once per month and then like starts like asking lots of fussy questions to compensate for the fact that they're never there. And to prove that they are worthy and they do something. So then now we see Gail, she's like, so I think the Creek Olympics, cause I was thinking maybe we look up what that entails.

And he's like, no, the primary will tell us what to do. Don't worry about it. So she's actually making an effort. So not only are you not doing shit, you're discouraging the team from doing shit. See, that's not micromanaging. That's just, he's bad. He's just bad.

Yeah. I'm lost because I started getting distracted by the blotch of white that's happening on our screen right here. Oh, so we're right. We're right here. Okay. So basically everyone starts getting stuff together. And so now Brie is talking about how Joe's like super fucking hot because Joe's floating with Brie and like, LOL, he's like, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brri brri brri. He's like can I take that sunglass frame out of your ankle right now? Oh Joel stop flirting with me. But then he turns to

Ellie and he's like oh I love your eyes and she's like oh what about my eyes? They're glittering today. So I would not kick Joe out of bed. So then John is cooking people are getting the tender getting ready to go over and The guests are wanting to go in the tender, but they can't so they're doing that guest thing where they're like, when do we go? Are we ready to go? We're ready to go. We're ready to go. We're going to the tender now. We're going to that No, okay. Well, we'll just wait over here. Okay. Well, we've been waiting 15 minutes to go on the tender. Why are we just waiting to go on the tender? Why are we always waiting to you're on a boat? Yeah, you're already on a boat. Just be happy you're on a boat. Yeah, you're like five seconds from a hot tub. Just in the hot tub until it's time to go. Just do something. I'll have a cocktail. Do anything other than that. I it's always

funny. I wonder if the producers make them just like sit there. When it's like, okay, you're going on a beach excursion. So you all have to sit on this deck. Um, because I feel like I would just occupy my myself with whatever else I was doing on the yacht. You'd be scrolling on the phone or whatever, like, you know, laying down. I mean, I get it because they're waiting for this staff to tell them what to do. And I was wondering too,

like is it when we've gone to Top Chef before and they make you just stand in a holding pen forever and you're just like waiting for hours. And then they're like, okay, we're ready for you. And they shuffle you in there like a bunch of cattle, you know? Because if you think about it, if you're on a yacht, you're just sort of sitting around having cocktails. It's like, oh my God, I can't believe I stopped my sitting around having cocktails to sit over here and sit around and have cocktails instead. Well, even like, if you think about it, the beach picnics, it's like, wow. Okay.

So now you're traveling to a different location to sit in dirt and eat the same lunch you would have had on this luxury yacht right back there with better toys. I don't think I would actually, if I were on a yacht, I don't think I'd even request a beach picnic beach picnics. Why would I want that? Okay, first of all, I'd be sitting in less comfortable chairs and I would have sand in my food. The food probably wouldn't be as good because it has to

travel across the way to get there. I don't see any- I'm sorry, what are you eating, bravery? I'm sorry, I thought you said you had sandy in your food. But go ahead. But all of us have gold meadows, but we do have pirate conquests under our belts. So basically it's a mess over there because Ian has not staffed us properly and nobody can set up in five minutes.

So yeah. So now the guests are like, but do we get to go? Do we get to go? So now Joe and Gail are trying to set up, they know they're fucked right? They have nothing like it They have nothing and they're talking and and on top of that looks like it's blazing hot and they're Joe and gail are both saying How are God they really need some water? They're like dying for the water and Meanwhile they cut it cuts the Ian just drinking and drinking and drinking water in the kitchen Another thing that happened here too, is that there's some sort of like little trolley device that Ian asks

Nathan to get. And it's, what's it called? Like the force, the four square, the four rail or something like that. And Nathan goes to get it. And Ian's like, Oh yeah. Uh, uh, it's like, it's upstairs. It's in the closet. And Nathan's like, yeah, I know where it is. I get it like every single day. You don't have to tell me. So they're getting really annoyed. Um, but it turns out that that, that like little trolley thing is something that would have helped the four peak. What the four? Yeah, he's no, he says, Nathan, Nathan, the trolleys are in the four peak. So the four peak is a part of the boat. And so he goes,

go, go get that from the four peak. That's on the bow. And he's like, I'm not stupid. I know where the four peak is. He's like, uh, well, I thought you went up to the sun deck and he's like, I'm on the four peak, nonstop. This guy's got to stop micromanaging. But also this is so disorganized because the four peak, I mean the, the trolleys is what, uh, Gail and Joe need to move things to the beach because they, it seems like the tender docs in one place,

they have to walk Through down some paths and public path with all the stuff so they're dying But why weren't they given the the trolley to help them with their stuff? Here's my question. I wonder if four peaks Have better feeling sex than just regular peaks Or what about four valleys, you know that way you've got your peaks and your valleys was I like to call them Sandy's and Norma's. So four peak fight guys big four peak fight. So then the guests like, do we get to go on the 10? We're going on the 10. Stone will get to go to Asia. When do we get to go on

the 10 or I've won gold medals. She's like, hold on. Let me ask them to go on the tender. And they're like five minutes and five minutes they can go on the tender. It's like five minutes you can go on the tender. Did things slow down or is Asia? I'm talking more slowly to feel the joy. I mean, we've been waiting so long.

I could have won another grand slam at this point. Am I right? Ladies, you guys know what I'm talking about. You guys have all won grand slams. No, you haven't. Oh, nevermind. I always forget. I'm the only one here.

Sometimes I forget that I'm a, I'm a tennis champion talking to a bunch of pickle balls. Oh, look at you guys sitting on regular chairs. I just, you know, do a wall squat and I I'm set. So now they're like, okay, it's been five minutes. Send them to the beach. So they just, Ian just radios over like, okay, the guests were on their way to the beach. And they're like, what the fuck, bro, you can't just send the guests over. We're not ready. You know, and they're like,

this guy sucks. I hate this guy. So now they all officially hate Ian. We remind me, I'm going to scroll up here for a second. When Ian, like Asia was like, when can they get on? And the end was like, it'll be in five minutes. Did Ian just decide? Yeah. He just decided five minutes. You didn't check in to be like, how are you guys doing? He just was like, I didn't radio them. He just radioed and said they're on their way.

It was ridiculous. Yeah, this guy is. He's like, yeah, they're on their way. And I feel bad because usually the guys that you hate are so hateable. Like Below Deck really does cast some villains and you're just like, what a pig. Like I hate this fucking guy. And they give you a million reasons to hate a person. This one, they're actually using kind of nice people and then making you hate them.

And it's conflicting. I like Jono. I like Jono. I really don't hate Jono, but the show is making me not like him and I don't like it. And then this guy, Ian seems very nice. Then, you know, I don't know. I would like one and nice to him, but I don't know. It's not making, I just, I like a more, more easily defined villain. Yeah. Like when you know that they're inept from the beginning, you know, so evil, I want them to be inept and evil, not just inept. I'd like, I like terrible mixed with terrible. I don't like good mixed with terrible.

It's too, it's too complex. It's too nuanced. Yeah. So now the guests are just coming over. I'm sorry. I meant the champion and the guests are on their way over and not literally nothing has set up. There's just like tent, like bars in the sand, unfolded chairs. They're also at a public park, which is super weird. Like why aren't they in a private beach? Like they're literally mixing with the hoy Ploy. Yeah. Which I still think sounds fancy. Hoy Ploy.

I know. Hoy Ploy sounds like it's like the, it's, it's the exact opposite. It's, it's, it's the, it's the non Gigi Fernandez is it's the non-champions. People who've never won gold medals. Yesterday in a recap, I said, those are like Ross Dress for Less people. Like I'm above it. I am a Ross Dress for Less person. I actually thought of that last night when I was going to sleep and thinking about the stupid shit I did during the day. I was like, why would I say Ross dressed for less people? Like it's a bad thing. Those are my people. I just totally kicked my own people in the nuts for some terrible joke that didn't even land.

I remember you said it, but I don't remember in which episode. I don't either. I just remembered it right before I went to bed and thought, you're a real cut fitness, Ronnie. You really have gone too far this time. The amount of things that we throw at the wall, you know, Ronnie, you really have gone too far this time, the amount of things that we throw at the wall, you know, sometimes, you know, sometimes the joke comes out before the thinking happens, you know what I'm saying? All right, so, um, Gail, they're pissed. They're like, what's

wrong with this fucking idiot guy, right? So then, um, Asia's like, Oh my god, what a shit show. So meanwhile, they're gonna help them set up so they get there and everybody's scrambling. And by the way, none of the events are set up, which by the way, I think is a blessing in disguise because I really can't stand not only the beach picnic, but the beach picnic with like

built-in activities and competitions. And like if this was supposed to be a Gigi Fernandez plays against the crew sort of situation and we had to miss that because they didn't have time to set it up, I'm okay with that. I really am okay. I don't, if I'm a guest on a boat, honestly, I'm not interested in, in playing fake Olympics against the crew. No offense. I just don't want to do it. I don't want to play games with people. I don't know. You know I'm saying I Do especially when it's like a luxury thing and you're like, oh my god, I'm being charged $50,000 to play with the staff like what the hell

Like I just I just want to like mind my own business I want to hang out with my friends and I want to just like I probably just want to drink and hang out and eat Food and yeah, like if I if I can sneak a board game onto the boat, I will do it. So they're trying to tap dance basically and keep this going, which really, I get it. But like we said before, all they have to do is eat on dirt. So, you know, sometimes you just need to simplify things

in your head and be like, well, there's food and there's dirt, we won. So now we go to the kitchen and John is in there preparing his lobster and he's like, I've been doubting myself all morning, but there's no time to process that disappointment in a way that a normal human in a normal work environment would process it. So I've got to put it into a box so I can focus on the meals that are still yet. This guy talks in psychological terms that are so intense. And I think that's a problem with the current workforce. I think it's a problem. This

is not about your fucking emotions, okay? You don't need to learn how to process your emotions. Do a better job, okay? I just like when he says,, like there's no time to process the disappointment the way a normal human and normal work environment would you are a normal human and you are in a normal work environment. I mean, like this, what makes this unnormal? It's a restaurant. It's your, you're in a kitchen. You're cooking food for people. You're in your kitchen. It's okay. Yeah. It's like, ah, if only this were a normal situation. I was like, um, Okay. Yeah. It's like, uh, if only this were a normal situation. I was like, um, it is you're working at your job right now. Process it.

Here's how you process your emotions, sir. Cook an egg and keep it warm. Here's the thing. If your workplace were on fire and you still had to make this lunch, that's not a normal workplace, but it's not. You're just at your workplace and you have your responsibilities and you just have to do them. He's like, I really need to wrap my emotion in a box and just get on with it. Cook a fucking meal, dude. Make my salad. Shut up. So the crew is setting up the table for lunch still and Joe's putting sunscreen on a guest's back.

Probably because my grandfather used to do it. My grandfather was really into sunscreen and I don't want to disappoint old grandpappy. But he wouldn't put it on someone's back that had a tattoo. So he's like, no one told us to get her on the way. She's like, well, it's our first beach picnic, but we'll get it together. We'll be better next time. Gigi's like, so is lunch here or is it coming later? I just want to know when I should prepare my taste buds to be utterly disgusting. But I just wanted to know when the inappropriate cardamom was going to attack my

senses. I just want to be prepared for some dry, quote unquote, deconstructed pound cake. Cold eggs are easier to deal with if I know they're coming. So just can we? I just hope the cold eggs arrive now so they have some time to heat up in the sun. So Aisha's like, oh, it's coming in two thirty. But Gale's called Gale's, don't you Gale?

Go Gale, we're so proud of Gale. Really, oh, go Gale's setting up a volleyball net and of course Gigi's like, Oh, looks a lot like a tennis net, not, not so much a volleyball net, which is good because I'm kind of a tennis champion. I don't know. Cause you heard I've got a gold medal in tennis. I could do beach tennis. We could do it. We can do, Gail's like, we could do a volleyball. We could do a long jump. And the poor long jump situation. Nathan's, Nathan's complaining like, Oh my God, he really fucked up being really fucked up.

So they're trying to scramble for games. So then Joe's just like, well, we've got a volleyball, so let's have a little play. Yeah. So they're going to play some volleyball, even if the net Gigi's like, I don't think this net is at regulation volleyball height. I'm just going to say, it's like, yeah, you're playing beach volleyball on a yacht picnic. Okay. Just hit the ball over the net. I usually turned out at this point where they start like playing wacky games because I hate this shit. like I hate it in real

Life I hate it on TV. I just don't like it So normally I tune out but I did watch this because I wanted to see if someone was gonna fucking pelt Gigi in the head With a volleyball. I was like, please just let someone take their revenge rabbi Deb. I know you have it in you Come on, get her get her rabbi Deb. You know, they're all so fucking sick of hearing Gigi and her gold medalist bullshit. Yeah. As long as I wanted them to be like, sorry, Gigi, did I hit you in the head again? You take the ball again, Jennifer. I just can't be trust.

Oh, I'm a gold medalist. Sorry, Gigi, Jennifer, you hit her in the same spot I did. So they're playing volleyball and then they're like, they're doing that. And then I think at one point Oh, then the trolleys arrived now after they set up everything the trolleys finally show up on shore So thanks a lot Ian for getting those to shore at a suitable time, you know And he brings them over when there's like literally like a bag of goldfish to bring out like a real trolley though Like do trolleys ever show up anywhere. Have you ever tried to take a trolley? They don't show up. I'm telling you, trolleys never come on time.

That's why they're outdated and people replace them with buses. That's why Leanne lock and slap launch is like you late coming trolley. Later comers are early goers. Got it. So, uh, volleyball is still happening. Joe takes off. Joe and Nathan take off their shirts. And then there's like a, is this worth it? There's like a long jump. Oh yeah. The final event is a long jump. This was funny. Cause I think it was wrap rabbi Deb who goes running up to do her long

jump. And she goes like literally like, I don't know, six engine, rabbi Deb does. She doesn't have the long jump in it. Let's just say that. So short jump Deb. Yeah. Rabbi short jump. Rabbi short jump. Rabbi not Carl Lewis. She had her short mitzvah. Passover in this case was like literally passed over an inch.

No rush Hashanah. The no pass. Over. No rush, no rush, Hashana. The no pass. Over. So, final event, long jump. Okay, so then Captain Sandy's like, Ellie, how are they doing? Are they enjoying it? Were they enjoying it?

Tell me everything. Did Gigi talk about being a gold medal winner? I hope she gets that on TV. That's an important part of her journey. Okay, hey, Ian. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Okay. This is a little bit of a surprise. It's a little off brand for me, but um, set up all the toys. I want it to look like a resort. Are you cold? Do you want me to turn the air up a little bit? You're all tucked into your shirt right now.

I'm cold. Yeah, I'll turn the air up. It's okay. No, you don't have to. I can tuck it in my shirt. Okay. For those, this is why you should watch Cra should watch crap is on demand because you can watch Ronnie Ronnie has quietly brought all of all of arms He's turkey, but of course, I'm okay. I'm covering myself with my arm flaps like an animal I'm like an animal in the wild I'm moving my arm flaps from under my arm to over my arm to cover my nipples, you know, it's so funny Thing about loose skin you can use it like a funny. That's a good thing about loose skin. You can use it like a blanket.

It's nice to think about guys. I raised the temperature. You know, it's so sweet. You did it on your phone. I mean, so fancy. You know, like this is a super yacht. And if you need the temperature put up, you got to use your phone to do it. Like we got modern amenities down here.

It's called a Google Nest. Yeah. And Nest, which is also how someone describes Norma's home. It's just a big twiggy nest. Also, what's funny, that's how they describe her hair. For Norma. Norma sees a girl ready to go to prom. Everyone else sees Norma in her nest. No.

Let me tell you, if the landscapers were over here, they wouldn't have norm in her nest. No. Let me tell you that the landscapers were over here. They wouldn't have trimmed around that mess. No, no, that's one nest that's not getting saved. God, I wish it were trimmed once. So that that mess would have been incinerated. Okay. So how's it going during joint? Get in the choice.

Get in that choice. The choice out. I want this yacht to look like a resort. I'm like, it does. It's a yacht. No, no, no, not like Norma at prom, not last resort, just a regular resort. They're going to be so happy when they get on here.

Here, let's put Gigi's gold medal right here on the slide. Okay. She'll love it. So they come back and they're complimenting the food. So that's the food. They like the musaka. That's confusing. So then, finally, Joe and Nathan and Gail are resting a little bit. And they're like, you know, that sucked, but we you live, you learn type of thing. But they're like, fuck Ian, I hate Ian. Ian and then Joe's like I'm real pissed at Ian, but he's delegated me his lead deckhand I've got to show respect to him cuz the only male figure

Whoever taught me respect is my grandpa. I love my grandpa My granddad he showed me respect unless someone has a tattoo in that case no respect for them They're just wanton sluts. Yeah, but I, you know, I really want to speak with him, but I don't want to step on his toes. Unless they're tattooed toes. In which case I'll chop those toes up and feed them to the sharks. Do it all for Granddad. I do it for Grandpapa.

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something in the preference sheet that says Beach Olympics, you need to organize that. And he's like, no, because we just, they just arrived and they're guests. And she's like, no, because they just arrived and they're guests. And she's like, no, you need to organize that. Let's improve that for the next time. Okay. And then she gives him that like little get out of jail free card thing that people do. It's like, you know, it's all just like a miscommunication, you know? It's like they said what they wanted and you didn't listen at all. Just a little miscommunication and like that's just a preview for next time. But this is that's, you know, just a prelude for next time. But this is what's so infuriating about people like this guy.

He never admits that it was wrong. He's like, no, that's what we're supposed to do because the guests weren't there yet. So, yeah. And then she makes an excuse and lets him off the hook without him ever even realizing, I mean. And the thing is that like the deckies, they can't like, they can't get justice in this situation.

Like they can't complain to Captain Sandy because that's like, that's like tattling. It's not cool. They can't call. They can't complain about it at the meeting because that's calling them out. They just have to like, you know, they did all this work that was really above and beyond. They don't, they're not going to get the recognition from the captain. And it really sucks. Well, I'll tell you who is going to get recognition. Okay.

Her name is Gigi. She's a Fernandez. She's got gold medals and grand slams. Boom. Slam. Whoa. That was a grand slam. You just got grand slammed. Am I right Gigi?

Guys, is there anything that she can't do? Right? Aside from fixing Norma's hair. No one can do that. Not even Gigi Fernandez. Hashtag next. So then, um, Aisha goes into the shaft and said, what's up, bad bitch. The guys love the lunch. And he's like, good.

He's like, I knew that would good. Yeah. He's just like, thanks a lot. Yeah. You know, a normal person will be happy right now, but when you're like sort of a super person, you just take it and go on. No. So they're all back and everything and Ian's were like joking with Nathan like, he's like, ah, he's like, really, he's nervous you guys with all that and stopping and Nathan's like, we are, we are, we are starving. And then he's like,

when you're working on decks, you know, that's your job, but you're going to do things that maybe will frustrate you. But when I was on a boat and we were in Turkey, you know, I had to climb up on super sharp, really big rocks to tie lines around it. And you know what? I didn't complain. I just got it done. Yeah, by the way, I guarantee you did complain. Okay, I guarantee you complained. And he also probably had a better supervisor. So there's that too. So now Aisha's, um, hi, it's Aisha from the Mystique. I'm sorry. Stop laughing. I've called you five times. I know the name is stupid, but I can't help it. Can you find a Greek folk dance instructor?

No, not Neobardalos. No, I want a real one. Thank you. I love that even in Greece they're just like......Neovartalos. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe he he he of a little bit of We have Angie Katsunevich. I'm surprised. I wonder if Angie K is going to be a guest on Below Deck this season. That would actually make sense. No, I don't know. I am Greek. I am Greek. I think she's in Greece right now.

In fact, that's how I saw it. Yeah, I saw it on the on the Greek. I am Greek in Greece. So they're like, would you also maybe like us to bring some plates for smashing while you are, you know, going on stereotype, on a stereotype assassin? Yes, I would love some plates. Could you also give us some, you know, food just in case dinner's

crap tonight, just some baklava that'd be great. Listen, if you're going to have us crash some plates, then you can send me a vardalo so I can crash him on her goddamn head and you'll stop sending her over here already! I do love that one Greek song, you know that one? It's like that tradi- You know that like traditional Greek song that's like, and it gets faster and faster. No. Oh, you know a Greek song I love.

That's Russian, no? That's from Tetris? No, you're just doing the Tetris theme song. That's not what I was singing at all. Not quite. Spoiler alert. spoiler alert. Yeah. So, um, the guests are, uh, sitting down some water toys. Some are, you know, wondering why they haven't won a gold medal. Um, you know, it's normal stuff. Some are telling stories about beating Steffi Graf in a tennis match. Others are telling stories about going, um going to the supermarket. So, yeah. So, now Chef's talking about dinner and he's going to have a gazpacho and a seafood pasta

and a breeze. They have a, she has a cute relationship with him and she's like, nice, I know you're going to kill it because you always do. And he's like, I hope so. And he's like, there's a lot going on with his dinner because not only is it Captain Sandy joining, but it's their last meal on the boat. So, so much to be proved. And being self-taught. Someone asked me to make something I've never made before, I'm going to do it. But if I'm going to make a mistake and the captain picks up on that mistake, your job

is at risk. It's getting hot. It's getting hot in here. Oh, wow. I hope he can clear that gazpacho hurdle. One of the most rough one, you know, you know, but also like learn to make at least one cake. You know what I mean? Or yeah, like wine. Yeah. Or an egg. Yeah. Or like, honestly like it's really not, I mean, gazpacho, gazpacho is going to be thought as the challenge here. I just don't understand. I don't understand. I love gazpacho. I have a, I have a treasured gazpacho recipe that I make every, every time around this time.

I should actually make it for you. Now that you live here, I'll make the gazpacho. I love a gazpacho. But it's just like pureed vegetables basically. I mean, no, it's more than that. I don't want to like, I don't want to diminish from like the centuries of tradition that go into gazpacho, but it's also, this is not the same. It's like, really, it's not like making, you know, some elaborate bisque or chowder. It's basically just vegetables.

Lovely. Sounds great. Let me do it. So Ian is asking about rinsing off bags and Asia's checking our brain and the guests are swimming and it's just like a fun time. So then Gail and Nathan are flirting with strawberries and then Captain Sandy checks in on Chef John-O. She's like, Hi, how are you? Terrible. I'm just kidding. Why did I answer for you? Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry. It's just sometimes I'm psychic. Gigi Fernandez is going to win a gold slam.

Just kidding, that already happened. I'm psychic of things in the past. Norma didn't get asked to prom. How's it going down here? Yeah. And he's like, oh, it's great. You know, there's going to be a seafood pasta and there's a good Spachos.

She's like, awesome. I can't wait to see the different ways you mess those up. Looking forward to it. You know what's good about Gasp? Oh, it's not made to order. Good for you. So then the dancers are good. It's going to be arriving soon. So Asia's telling Ian about that. I might just say, this is another thing I don't want to vote. If I'm eating dinner,

I don't want you to send out some old man to dance in a circle. Can you not? Can I just eat? You know what I mean? I hate that. Or like when it's like, do they come up to your table and just start dancing and put out a hat? I'm not tipping you.

Well, you didn't even bring my gazpacho. Get the fuck out of here, sir. Okay. I'm trying to eat dinner. I don't like a busker while I'm eating. I don't need that. I don't want someone coming up to my table. When I remember going to like the Saddle ranch here in Los Angeles and a guy would come

by with a guitar and start singing. Speaking of fine dining. Speaking of fine dining, right? But, um, I don't want that. But to be fair, this, um, Greek folk dance guy was after dinner. It was after dinner entertainment. Yeah, after dinner I can leave. You know what I mean? I can be like, Oh, sorry, that didn't, that gazpacho didn't agree with me or Yeah. After dinner I can leave. You know what I mean? I can be like, Oh, sorry. That didn't, that gazpacho didn't agree with me or whatever. I can run away.

But like during dinner I'm stuck there. People don't want to get up. Nobody wants to see anybody. It's not Greek dancing. It's like any kind of dance. Keep your river dance dance out of my face. I don't want Michael flatly after dinner. Yeah. Keep your supper ball king. No, I don't want what it is. I don't want that. Yeah, I don't want it. So anyway, um, everyone's getting ready for dinner and everything and just there's some cabin cleaning that's happening. And so now everyone's sitting down, um,

and having dinner. So now John, they, they present this first course which is gazpacho. And so every time that Gigi eats something, the music just goes away. It just gets become silent, which is hilarious. And so, you know, he's on a roll. He did a good musaka. So now here comes gazpacho and Gigi eats something, the music just goes away. It just becomes silent, which is hilarious. And so, you know, he's on a roll. He did a good moussaka. So now here comes gazpacho. And Gigi's eating it. And he's like, she's like, what is that spice? Did you put cardamom in the gazpacho? Please tell me you didn't put cardamom in this too. Please. And he's like, well, I added a bit of ginger. Maybe that's what you're tasting. And she's

like, is that nutmeg? No, no nutmeg. Is that? Oh, I think I's what you're tasting. And she's like, is that nutmeg? No, no nutmeg. Is that, oh, I think I know what I'm tasting that I don't like. Losing, is there losing in here? I'm not really familiar with this flavor, but every now and then I've heard that it can happen to people, especially against me.

Is it something that I hope happens to me every time I go to the liquor store? Cartamom? You know what I find always makes a soup taste better? I hope happens to me every time I go to the liquor store, cardamom. You know what I find always makes a soup taste better. Stephie graphs tears. Could you put some delicious, delicious. I literally experienced them all the time. Yeah. Um, and uh, he's like, no, no cardamom, but it's the first time I ever made this and I followed someone's grandma's recipe or something and it seemed authentic. Like interesting. Could you pitch your stuff?

Well, don't say I followed someone's grandma's recipe or something. And don't say it's the first time I made it either. Just say because that means you didn't. I mean, at least because Captain Sandy is like, why would you say grandma's something? No one wants to hear grandma when you're eating cheese. But I think that that would be good if he's like, Oh, it's, it's an old grandmother recipe. I was doing my research. Oh, it's some grandma or something. Yeah. Don't say grandma or something. Say, you know what? I was doing research, uh, because I, I want, I really just say, I was doing lots of research on gazpacho and I found this, this, uh,

really unique recipe that came from a writer's grandmother that was from, you know, like lived up in the Hills above Athens. Yeah. Like, you know what you need to say? I got this from me a motherfucking vital loss. Here's what you got to say. Billy Jean King gave me this recipe. Okay. Here's what you need to say. Billy Jean King gave me this recipe. Okay. Here's what you need to say. Many of your goddamn business, your gold medal, your gold medal grand slammer.

Or just say it's your grandmother's recipe. Oh, this is my grandmother's recipe. Because then Gigi Fernandez can't be. Yeah. She can't be like, fuck your grandma and her shitty cardamom. Yeah. Don't be like, yeah, I went on to like, um, delish.com, which by the way, recipes on delish.com are terrible. It's like, yeah, I went on to like delish.com, which by the way, recipes on delish.com are terrible. It's like, yeah, one of the recipes and I found someone grandma, I don't know. Cause by the way, ginger-

Delicious, not good. Ginger, I don't, there's no place for ginger in a gazpacho. I can be proven wrong. Well, it could be, what do I use ginger for? I think ginger and gazpacho is a strange choice. I mean, I guess I only really use ginger for sushi or for like peanut dressing when I make peanut dressing. I mean, I'm open to ginger being in a gazpacho. It would have to be like a fusion gazpacho.

But I think gazpacho is like tomato-y. It's just like a bright acidic thing. And I mean, ginger obviously worked well with that, but like, it's just a surprise. I think like ginger is just not what I would go to for gazpacho. Okay, so she's trying to figure it out, right? And then, uh, the captain's like, yeah, don't say, don't say you Googled it. You know, people don't

like to hear that in fine dining. You know, here's what they say when they say, what's that spice? You say there's water toys in the water right now. That's what you say. Okay. When they say, what's that unique spice say? I don't know, but I'm sure it tastes a lot better than whatever Norma's making tonight. Am I right? You know what Norma's eating tonight? Loneliness. Okay. Norma's having a cold grilled cheese that she made for breakfast, but just didn't have the stomach for it because she was so depressed looking around her empty apartment, wondering why there was cat hair everywhere. When her cats ran away three months ago. You know what Norma's eating tonight, conditioner, which explains why it's not being used in her hair.

You know what Norma's, you know what Norma's kispacho is? White rain. Biofibes. Okay, so now they're setting up for Greek dancing and John was complaining about being tired and Ellie's like just push through It's what I told Barbies when they were trying to get out from their crumbled cardboard Barbie mansion. I made them Push through it's also what I told Brie when she fell through a in guest cabin. Just push through and come out the other side. We'll catch you on the deck. So Joe's like, yeah, she's right.

Just have a couple of Red Bulls like us. She's like, look at us. We are psycho. She's like, yeah, me and you, you're more than a psycho to me. She's like, oh, for sure me. I see it in your eyes. Oh, yes. That's what makes me good in bed.

I'm psycho. Yes. Seeing Ellie and Joe flirting just makes me feel awkward. She's my main bee, you know, my roommate. But yeah, you really have to do this in front of me, especially when I still have sunglasses stuck on my foot. So then basically the flirt is getting, the threesome is getting awkward.

Dun, dun, dun. Time for, okay. Well, it's time to serve the guests, but Gigi is telling a story. And so, I actually liked Gigi's story. She was like, okay, yeah. So I was at the Olympics. I mean, you all know, you've been in the Olympics, right?

No, Rabbi Deb? No, trampoline maybe? No, okay. Well, Rabbi, you know what? It's kind of like when you're at Temple and you're standing up there and you're religious stuff, religious, what? It's, it's kind of like when you're at temple and you're standing up there and you're, you know, religious stuff, religious, I'm just kidding. It's nothing like that. Did it feel good relating to me for a second? Okay. I'm taking that

gift away. Rabbi Deb, imagine, okay, you're at synagogue, but it's a synagogue that only like a very few people in the world are allowed to go to and you have to work really hard. And if you can't get into it, you're kind of a failure. Have you ever been to a synagogue like that? No? Okay, Rabbi Deb. Okay. Well, I went to that, but it was called the Olympics. Oh, but you basically eat, breathe and live bat mitzvahs, don't you, Rabbi? Oh, no, that's a snot mitzvah because it's running down your nose right now, you mouth breather. Right by Deb. Imagine doing all those bar and bat mitzvahs and even a few benet mitzvahs and you still can't get into the best synagogue in the world. Man.

Wow. That's, that must be what it's like for you. Anyway. So I was in the Olympics and I'm okay. I'm with Mary Jo Fernandez, who we all agree is the worst Fernandez, right? And worse than the brothers who killed their parents. Although now I think about that. Those were the men and des. True. The worst with any and then des at the end. The men and des is we all know are the rabbi devs of the and end as peoples. So sorry, rabbi devs. Sorry, rabbi devs. Anyway, so here I am.

So Mary Jo Fernandez is she's, you know, she's fucking up. Of course she is. But then I miss a serve because of course I'm thinking about you, Rabbi Deb. No offense. I thought about you and I laughed. So I missed this serve and then these two people come and sit down in the middle of my second serve. I'm like, what the fuck are these people doing?

And I said, Mary Jo, who the fuck are these people? They can't even get into the Olympics and they're going to sit down in the middle of my serve. I'm like, what the fuck are these people doing? And I said, Mary Jo, who the fuck are these people? They can't even get into the Olympics and they're gonna sit down in the middle of my surf. They were, get this Rabbi Deb, they were the king and queen of Spain. Can you believe it? Okay, so what royalty have you done things in front of?

She's so fucking obnoxious. Who hangs out with this person in real life? She is one of the most obnoxious fucking people. She never shuts up about herself. Although I did like the story. I liked that she was like, fuck these people. I was the king and the queen. So weird.

So then the main course is served and it's a fresh pasta with cacio de pepe and some delicious jumbo tiger prawn and sea scallops. There's that spice again. What is that spice? Is this, oh, I think I know what it is. It's just been, this is what things taste like when they go by a Brad by Deb.

They just sort of lose some value, don't they? They just become a little worse. What is that? And Captain Sandy goes, oh, it's the spice you don't like. Huh? Is that what it is, Jeej? And one of the guests goes, oh, it's the spice you don't like. Is that what it is, G-G? And one of the guests goes, yeah, it's not really agreeing with her palate.

She goes, who's with who's palate? Like yours, G-G. She goes, yeah, it's really not, really not. And she's covering her mouth to show how disgusting it is. She's like, I don't want people to see that I'm about to spit this out. So then the oven's beeping and Jon is taking out something very Brown and he's like, Oh God, I can already see these are burnt.

He overcooked his lava cakes. Okay. First of all, you should, if you served chocolate pound cake last night, why are you serving chocolate lava cake tonight? You gotta mix it up. It should be a tart or some sort of, I don't know. Like it should not be a chocolate cake. Last night was wrong because you had to call it deconstructed. Yeah. And now you're overcooking a cake.

You're just hopeless. And also I have to say, Ronnie, one of my pet peeves, this is a very specific pet peeve. I hate ordering a lava cake that is overcooked because this cake. Yeah. The whole point of the lava cake is that the goo is supposed to come out and it tastes has a different flavor when it's in the goo shape and goo form and so To just get a puck a hockey puck of chocolate cake. It's just don't call it lava cake You change the name of it like oh being like cake cake. Hey everybody

I'm serving cake cake or an overly constructed lava cake or how about constructed a lava cake after the volcano went off and the lava turned into stone so Yeah, it's not looking good and Captain Sandy's like this is a super yacht and the food shouldn't just be okay It should be excellent. Chano is basically cooking wind. He's cooking wind. He is. And by the way, let's not talk about the fact that the freezer I guess malfunctioned, so we served melty coffee ice cream with it.

Which again, the scoop of ice cream and the cake, it's literally the same thing he did last night. At that point Ronnie, you know what I would have done? I think to try to say it, I would have just like left the boat. No, but I would have, I think I would have like poked holes in the cakes and made some sort of like drizzle, like maybe a citrus drizzle, like maybe an orange syrup or some sort

of syrups that way it could soak in so it could moisten the cake and also give it flavor and some complexity. I would have just put my head in the sink and then started flailing my arms and be like until they pulled me out and I was like, I can't live anymore. I've messed up the lava cake. And they're guys, Ronnie just tried to drown himself in the sink complimented his cake. And then they'd be like, Ronnie, your cake was kind of good. And I'd be like, thank you guys. I mean, it's no gold medal winner. And Gigi would have been like, that's right, Ronnie. He should have called.

He showed if he had some action, if he were smart, he would, I'm sure they have gold leaf on the super yacht, put gold leaf on top of those pox and guess what you got wrap them He should have wrapped them in gold leaf and been like everybody's got got a gold medal today Yeah, actually, oh no, he could have just given the gold one to Gigi and then given everybody else and unwrapped them Said Gigi's got Everyone else literally has circle turns. Yeah Really anything or like yeah yeah. But actually,

he really honestly, he really should have just like gold wrapped those lava cakes, even if they turned out properly. So now, Lon- Ellie's checking on laundry and Bree's like, it's good, it's good, we're almost done. Hurricane Bree and Ellie coming through. And Ellie's like, Bree-Lena, Bree-Lena, we're such good friends. But keep your hand off my man, you bitch. This will be a totally sustainable friendship. We have a couple named now. Surely it will work out. Brangelina, for example.

So this is the Gigi tells her whole story about Spain. And then Gail and Nathan are flirting because she's having him put on her epaulettes and they're talking about strawberries again. Like this is really, I already don't like strawberries and this is just making them worse for me. And it's just, it's just cringy now. Right? I mean, I've got them over it. I'm over it. I've got the egg for this couple and gales like so pretty and everything, but like I'm at doubt now. And also he's kind of, I,

I still like him though. Oh, I like them both. They're both sweet, but he is, he has monk hair, which I think is funny. Like, um, Friar hair. Right. Cause he has like Robin Hood. Right. And cause he has a bald spot and that's okay. You can have a bald spot. I mean, I have one, you know, um, you famously, I am a bald spot. Right. But like, if you're not looking at my back, you famously. I am a bald spot. You talk, right. But like, he, if you're not looking at my back, but because he has a bald spot, but he has like this ring of hair around it.

It's literally just like fire, fire. He looks like Paul, Paul Bettany in that one movie, you know? So yeah, there's strawberry flirting and it's just egg. So, um, yeah, I was like, I definitely feel more and more comfortable with him every moment of the day and I was like, oh god okay, so then we go to Asia and Ellie and Talking about how gross this cake looks. It looks yeah, and they serve this Abomination of a lava cake and of course everyone's like No, this is bad. This is really bad. Yeah.

Gigi basically looks like they just come out and started showering cardamom all over her head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that'd be pretty intense. So Sandy's like, you know what? This entire meal was subpar. Like Norma and Rabbi Deb having a fashion show together. Subpar, am I right? It's all right. Rabbi Deb, I just brought you into it. re like Norma and rabbi Deb having a fashion show together.

Subpar. Am I right? It's all right. Rabbi Deb, I just brought you into it. I know. But like you're, you're kind of like Gigi's Norma. What can I say? Now I would call it sub pair, but I actually did know a pair that was very deep underwater one time like a sub and I called it the sub pair. It was actually the most amazing pair I've ever eaten and I'm not sure if it's cause I couldn't breathe while I swallowed it and just had to swallow it and not breathe. I don't really know what it was, but I'll never forget that sub pair. Sometimes when I go to sleep at night, the last thing I think to myself is, we are living a yellow sub pair. A yellow sub pair.

Tell you what did not come with that sub-pair. Kind of, Mom. Okay, it's time to call Norma. So now the Greek dancers come, and they're literally all Neovartalos, which is crazy. So they do that, and Ellie's like, Did you have a conversation about the beach today? And Gil's saying, Yes, honestly, I kind of calmed down.

I did kind of say to him, like, next time maybe communicate that the guests are coming, you know getting any strawberries Yeah, so then You know, they're all Greek dancing lots of plates being broken every time I see this I think about that one three's company episode where Jack I think Like I have some, I think about that one threes company episode where Jack, I think remember that he like, you know what? I so it's on lately is weird to know like five days ago, Joyce DeWitt was trending on Twitter for no reason. It just said Joyce DeWitt trending. I was like, oh my God, oh my God, she's dead.

And then I looked, it was just like happy 75th birthday Joyce DeWitt, but her birthday was in April. It made no sense. You know, I'm not, that is really weird though, Cause we've been bringing her up a lot. Joyce to it. Watch out us call us just twice to it. Watch out because you're in danger. We've literally brought Joyce to it up like four times. It's scary. And last time you brought up Justin Timberlake, look what happened. Nothing good. I'll tell you that much. Be careful. Anyway, the point is this. There was once an episode of threes company where they had like a Jack's

restaurant. There was like a Greek party and they broke so many dishes that his restaurant went into debt or something. I don't know. Something's stupid. And I'm going to end it right now. Um, so anyway, they're breaking dishes, breaking it on their heads, breaking it everywhere. I am not breaking a dish on my head for the, for the record. I'm only going to break a dish on the floor. I will not break a dish. Don't break a dish on a boat. I will not break a dish. Also don't break a dish on a boat.

Like why people walk barefoot on there. They have to walk barefoot and you guys are having a dish breaking thing. Yeah. I fucking break. Yeah. This is like, and do you know how, you know how Greek people are so sick of that shit anyway? They're like, I'm so sick of tourists coming and just crashing things at every

bar that they're in here. You know, like it would, do you know how nice it would be to have carpet in a restaurant? No, we can't do that in Greece. Okay. So meanwhile, with all these broken plates, guess what? There's also a broken glass because Asia breaks a glass and she cuts her thumb. And she's like, but rabbi Deb is there and rabbi Deb's like, you know what? I have band-aids upstairs. Do you want me to get you?

I can get you a band-aid. So Deb patches her up and Rabbi Deb's like, I'll show motherfucking Mary Jo Fernandez and Gigi Fernandez who's the real gold medal winner here in first aid. Thank you very much. When you're going through it, that's when things happen, but I'll never stop unless they decapitate my thumb. But even then, I'll put an index finger up my bum to see how poop comes out So now everybody is let's just go out yeah, right what else is there there's people dancing It's breaking the break. It's Angie Katsuneva's all that stuff So I think gail and Nathan are flirting. I don't

even want to get into it, but I do want to talk about this scene. So, Brie is in the laundry with Ellie. This is the next morning. I think it's the next day. So, Brie and Ellie are in the laundry and Brie's like, Oh, Ellie, hi, how are you doing? And she's like, you know, I am very proud of you tonight. And they're talking and Ellie's like, so what's going on with you and Joe? And Brie's like, nothing. She's like, Oh, do you like him? Do like him? Do you want to like no, but you said you like him, but I thought you liked him This isn't that you liked him, but I thought you liked him. It's like well, I'm telling you this I'm not going to believe be fighting with nobody over boys because I don't see like a future with these boys and breeze like, okay But it's just good, but we're here for fun and breeze like I don't care either

And Brie's like, okay, but it's just because, but we're here for fun. And Brie's like, I don't care either. And she's like, yeah, I don't care either. Me neither. I don't care either. I don't care either. This is not how you figure this stuff out guys. This is, this is a recipe for disaster. One of you guys should have cleaned him. Just do it right straight up and like, I really like him. I'm going to make a play and because otherwise or just both fuck him and use him and then leave him alone. That's what I say. Or that, you know what I mean?

Just like both of you share him and then be done with them. I was like, no one wants to hear about Joe grandfather stories for the rest of their life. And you know, that's all he talks about. Eyebrow cream and grandpa stories. Yeah. So I broke as eyebrow cream with thing. Are my eyebrows down? Grandpa was gave me eyebrow cream every Christmas. Never stopped using it. I said, don't ever give this to someone who has a tattoo.

So basically both of them don't want to be the bad guy and say, actually I really like Joe. So hands off. So both go pretend like, yeah, it's really fun. Yeah. So Gigi's packing and everything. Nathan and Gail are still flirting about strawberries. Still. Like they literally do it again right now. I can't, it's over. Yeah. So Gigi's packing everything. Nathan and Gail are still flirting about strawberries. Still like they literally do it again right now. I can't, it's over. Stop. Stop it. You two. So then, um, now it's time to dock. Everybody changes and Gigi gives her speech. She's like, this has been a gold winning couple of days. I'm kidding. Couple of days. I'm the gold winner here, but,. But we did it. We had a mostly amazing time. Okay. But I'm not here to coddle you because guess who I'm not? Your cardamom. Okay. So yeah, you know, it was

sort of like, you know, things like the food was okay. It was sort of hit or miss. I mean, it's not very Gigi Fernandez. I'm pretty much just hit and hit, you know, more like Steppy Graf, miss and miss. Am I right, everyone? Okay, so, you know, some things were good. Some things, you know, really Steppy Graf'd it up, missed the mark, but, you know, this tip represents a little bit of that. Yeah, so you guys sucked,

and that's what this tip represents. Okay, Jono, hope you die. Okay, bye everybody, bye. Cirque, bye Gigi. And so guess what? Captain Sandy goes so guess what? Captain Sandy goes, guess what, guys? Feedback makes us better.

Everybody feel like they were just hugged? Okay. Oh, that was a mediocrity hug. Loved it. Felt great. Okay, guys, go ahead and go. That's how Norma hugs herself in the morning. Then Captain Sandy goes down the line and gives them all a high five.

She skips. Jono, did you see? Oh, I didn't see that. Jono's at the front of the line and she's like, okay, everybody, I'm going to give a high five. Whoop, skip Johnno. Okay. Everyone else who actually was somewhat adept at their job, you get a high five from me. People who understand lava cake, put your hands out. Sorry, Johnno. So they all like everyone's are like gathering, uh, they're just like changing their reds and stuff.

And Asia was telling Bri and Ellie like she's Bri, she's telling you Bri that she loves her progress and everything. And it just seems like everything is great in that department. Nothing could possibly go wrong. No man's going to come between any of them. Okay guys, tip meeting, tip meeting. Okay. Put hot oil on your tips. Okay, that was for Norma. That was for you. Okay, everybody else Okay, I'm gonna start with the deck guys. You killed it. We have some issues with the guests and the catamaran How'd the beach set up go amazing? I do not believe you but guess what? I couldn't see it

So I'm not gonna say anything about it. Okay. John will discuss the food in the bridge. I'm not going to publicly humiliate you because your food did that for you already. But if anyone didn't hear his food was terrible. It was so awful that Gigi Fernandez had to say, wow, I have not dealt with many losses in my life, but I think I just experienced one. My appetite. Not only did she have to deal with the loss, she had to digest that loss, everybody. So, okay. Gail set up games, right? And Nathan's like, Gail did it. She did an amazing job with that. She's like, wow, I don't care. Who's Gail? Right? Okay. So great job, guys. Love how we work together. Thank you. Party last party last night, epic Asia, you're clapping for yourself.

I love it. You deserved it. Okay. $25,000. So wow. Gigi didn't really punish us at all. Yeah. Well, I guess it probably could have been higher except for, you know, who's food. Am I right? Okay. Everyone don't look at John. All right. Okay. Everyone give each other high fives, but not John. Oh, great. Anybody want to eat that food again? I'll give you a hint. The answer is in the name of the chef.

No, no. So now it's time to turn the boat around. People are talking about like, oh, like Nathan's like, oh, so what do you reckon the store is going to be tonight? And he's like, oh, I don't know right now. I'm pretty exhausted. And then Joe's like, look, I could go out. They're just talking about what's going to happen tonight.

Yeah, and who's going to hook up? Nathan's like, I think Joe and Ellie are going to hook up. And Gale's like, no, I think Joe and Pri are going to hook up. So dun dun dun, what's going to happen? And Joe's just like, well, if one of them wants to play, then one of them wants to play. I mean, they're in the same department so I don't know if I can't get one I can get the other one so now Sandy calls John onto the bridge and it's like she's like okay so John oh okay I did have the food it Um, and it was much like Norma's hair dry.

Um, I'm curious when you had the chef's choice, why would you Norma it up and choose chicken when you could just show them what you can really do? He's like, I just wanted to see that I could serve all of their preferences, you know, and chicken was the only protein. Some of them didn't want seafood. Some of them didn't want red meat because you know, chicken was the only protein. Some of them didn't want seafood. Some of them didn't want red meat. She goes, you know, it's like Norma, chicken doesn't belong on a yacht. Just like got up for yacht life.

You know, there's a reason why you never see Norma. She has no place on a yacht, much like a chicken breast. Okay. You know, you have to make, you have to like make food to satisfy the seafood people and you've got to give them epic seafood. And then for the not seafood people, a different protein. Okay. You know, you have to make, you have to like make food to satisfy the seafood people and you've got to give them epic seafood. And then for the not seafood people, a different protein. Okay. The plating, I would work on that. Okay. So just off the top of my head, melted ice cream on a flat plate. Not a great look.

So maybe reconsider that one a little bit. Oh yeah. I think that the freezer isn't working. Okay. Well, that's a great note to give me now. That was 12 hours ago, that ice cream. But thanks for letting me know. Okay. I'll get someone right on that. Yeah. Well, okay. So we'll get that fixed. And other than that, like- If Norma can find, Norma's competent enough to find you, surely she's competent enough to find someone who knows how to deal with the freezer. JK, we're never having any ice

again on this boat. You know, Norba certainly knows how to fix a freezer. It's her favorite thing. Frozen, like her love life. Okay, you know what, I'm sort of, I just want to talk about your food sack last night, fix it. No, I appreciate that feedback. I pride myself on you know, my professionalism. And part of that is being open to criticism and it's a big part of the job. And you know, I'm like self-trained and I think it's really important that people like my food.

So if they don't, you know, I want to know why and I'm happy to improve, you know? Yeah, but you know, I'm glad that you're willing to change and you're a very big person for it. He's acting like he's doing a favor by taking the criticism. He's like, you know, I think it's important to listen to criticism. Yeah, it sure is. Do it. Sandy's like, uh huh. Well, here's one thing I'm not going to wait. You know, you know, I hope I like to give second chances unless it's Hannah banana. But one thing that I'm not going to

do is wait. I'm finding another chef. So just in case he doesn't come through, Hey Norma, Hey, uh, do you have any chefs available? I need someone on standby. I know you're not really used to standby with your love life because no one's standing by for you. Am I right? Wow. Um, I didn't mean standing against the wall, not being asked to dance, but you're pretty good at that.

Okay. Did you hear the rumor about who's coming on as, or did you, were you the one who told me the rumor? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?

Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Are you tired there? Oh, also we were spreading the rumor that Kyle, annoying Kyle was coming back, but it's not annoying Kyle. It's got a big dick, Kyle. Oh, I've annoying Kyle. That's sort of got a big dick, Kyle.

Oh, I've got a big dick and I've got a big dick, Kyle. Yeah. Big dick, Kyle, coming back. Wow. Well, uh, yeah, the other rumor is that mirror glazes are coming back to the yacht because Dave, Dave may be Jono's replacement, but we don't know if it's really enough. Did you say something? Just hearing it over the wind across the water. Dave may be Jono's replacement, but we don't know if it's really enough.

Just hearing it over the wind across the water. So anyway, yeah, Sandy texts Norma to be like, find me a chef. All right. So now, um, everyone goes out to dinner. It's nighttime party time. Charcuterie comes to the table and everything. And Jono is just saying, he feels, you know, he's like, feels great. He you know and you know he's just gonna work now Ellie is starting to flirt with Joe and Bree's watching and Bree's getting drunk watching and she's like I don't like that I don't like it and she goes right on the bus bitch I'll bite your head off and Nathan and Joe start laughing and Ellie's like I'm not jealous of Bree flirting with Joe but she knows I'm attracted to him and I've said it to her multiple times.

So we're roommates and it's a general rule working on a boat. You never want to go for the guy your supervisor is interested. Oh no. Whoa. No, no, you can't do that. Whoa. First of all, you can't do that. And second of all, no, you did not tell her multiple times.

You said you're not going to fight a girl over some boy, so. Exactly, but wow, she showed her true colors right there. She's like, oh no, I'm happy to teach you. I'm happy to teach you. I get first aid by men. So there's a lot of flirting, but you know, Joe is, he really is just like flirting with both of them. He's just gonna see which one, which one he gets.

I'll teach that bitch to fold in more ways than one. Fold, bitch, bitch is mine. So foods arriving and Ellie's saying that one of her fantasies is to go to Berlin sex club. So there's that and Nathan goes to look at it or be involved and she's like to be involved and just says you can use your skills on me. And she's like, and breeze like, three tells Jono, I'm just annoyed because I want him. They start cracking up. So now they go to party some more. It's like, you know, the typical, like everyone's getting wasted, everyone's getting wasted. And then, uh, uh, John, Oh, and Asia dance,

sexy dance. And she's like, I've never been held by Dominican before. So at the first half of this going out thing, it looked like Ellie and Joe were doing a lot of flirting, but now Ellie has sort of stepped away to take selfies of herself. Well, because Ellie and Joe were dancing at one point and like really like on top of each other, but then Ellie's now like, Ellie then steps away to take selfies of herself by like a balcony. And so then Joe and Brie, well, actually, I'm sorry, Brie is watching this and she's getting really annoyed, right? She's like, she's because she likes Joe and Gail's like, Brie,

I can see your mouth is about to explode. And I, you know, I know you need, I don't know. I, my, my actions are now, let's see. It's like, you need to talk. Just talk to me about it. And she's like, well, obviously I'd like to hook up with Joe because Ellie and I were talking about it in the laundry room because you know, she wanted to know if I was interested, but I wanted to know if she was interested about it. We said we don't together interested. And she's like, if you're interested, you're interested. So fucking we're stuck on a boat. Go fucking now.

Sometimes you just need to fuck. Okay. So most of you need to give a stroller. So Bree sits down with Joe. This, I'm sorry, this is where Ellie is like off taking selfies of herself Which by the way, if you're in competition with someone don't don't you know, like don't make a pit stop to take selfies Okay, keep that car going around the lap. So Breeze like oh I'm taking a rest. So Ellie she has really nice boobs, right? And just like well, I mean he Who are you gravitating towards? Like, who do you like? And she was like, well, I'm feeling it out still.

And he goes, OK, Nathan would just suck his dick, yes or no. It's like, Jesus, did you learn that kind of language from your grandfather? Yes, yes, I did. How is that flirting with somebody? Jeez. And she goes, I'll take your dick. And then they're like, oh.

He's like, oh. Dun, dun, dun. He's like, I didn't realize. So, and then apparently next week, it looks like Ellie and girl fight, fighting over boys. We have to show next week. Did you think this wasn't going to be an antiquated sexist season below deck? Are you fucking kidding me? Come on guys. It's below deck So next week will be very fun watching these two at each other's throats and we can't I can't wait to see how

Awful of a guest Trishel is. Oh god fucking Trishel. Oh my god. Just like the waters were safe Well, everyone, thank you so much for being here for below deck Oh spin certainly a lot of fun and we'll be back with some Dubai later this week and lots of other stuff so stick around. Alright, talk to you next time. Bye! Watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King.

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