Watch What Crappens - #2478 Crappy Hour 7/1/24: Kenya Fired From RHOA!

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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So the big news of the week, guys. Well, these are every two weeks. So I don't know what feels old because people are already on here like, nothing's happening on Bravo, let's talk about Shark Week. It's not Shark Week, but still people will talk about it. But it was actually, between last one and this one, a lot has happened on Bravo. The biggest thing is Kenya. Kenya, the news keeps changing. At first it was Kenya got suspended. Then it was Kenya's coming back and then it was Nope, Kenya's fired and she's possibly going to sue the network for

firing her ass. Yeah, she is. She is fired. The investigation concluded that she needs to be fired. This is big. This is like a big news. I mean, big thing. I mean, wow, I can't believe, I can't believe that this has happened. Yeah. Um, someone says every week at shark week. That's true. Um, so why am I getting an ad on? Oh, it's because I'm on, um, love be Scott. I thought I was getting this on stream yard. I was like, excuse me, but it's love be Scott. We love them and we will pay whatever. We will look at whatever ads you want to give us Lovebee because look how much you give us. Um, so the big exclusive here, so everybody who doesn't know what happened, basically Kenya is fighting with this new chick on the show, Britt, Brittany, Britt, I'm assuming it's Brittany. And, um, I guess Britt was a hooker or something. And so Kenya's been fighting with

her and Kenya had a big Kenya Moore hair care opening deal. And at her opening, she apparently put pictures up of this lady in a dick. Now I know there were fake pictures going around where people had Photoshopped on the screen, Brit in front of a big dick, But I think that was just Photoshopped, but apparently Kenya either put pictures up something we don't know for sure yet, but we think she put pictures up of this lady, either giving head or around a head. And then Kenya went on to do this monologue about what a ho she is and how people pay her for sex and all this other stuff, to which I say, thanks. Thanks for complimenting me for having a job. Like who the hell,

who the hell are you to judge a sex worker every single time? Why is Kenya such a prude about shit like that? It's weird. Why can't, it's 2024. If people want to be hoes, let them be hoes. People hire the hoes. If you want to shame people, shame the, shame the hires. Why are you shaming the hoes? Well also what happened to just good old fashioned shade, right? Like that you have to use these really like tacky, gross revenge, porny props. Like that's what it's come to. You just can't, you can't handle this person with your words anymore. Kenya, that was your secret.

That was your secret power was your ability to take people down with like a good read and can never been the best at reading. Has she what you know what? You're right. She, I've read it has not been her best, but she her best has been able to antagonize people just with her words. How about that? And she's been able to do that, like be a supreme villain in that way. But like having to go to the lengths of like putting up pictures of someone in like a sexually compromising position. I don't know. It's well, aside from the fact that morally it's actually

really depraved. Um, it's also like she can do better. She can do better. Well, someone, uh, in the people are reminding us in the chat that this did not start with this it's actually really depraved. It's also like she can do better. She can do better. Well, someone in the, people are reminding us in the chat that this did not start with this. Apparently the fight started because she was fighting with this girl, Britt, and Britt said something about a gun, which we don't know what it is yet because the show has not aired, but she referenced a gun.

And can you turn it into this girl is threatening me with a gun? And you know, went on this whole thing. And so, I don't know. Now, as far as firing her, you know, there's a lot of discussion of, is this even fair? Because, you know, I think Kenya reposted something or there's been so much about this that my head's gonna explode. But there was something about like, how is this different from Tom Sandoval? Because Tom Sandoval was revenge porn and he still has a job. Well, this is not revenge porn, technically.

Revenge porn is when you have porn of somebody, you have naked pictures of somebody else and you distribute them to whoever, right? That's how I understand it. Well, I think if you put up public photos of someone doing a sexual act, that's revenge porn. I think even when Sessie was on here last and we're talking about this topic, if there were pictures that are already public and

stuff. Yeah. Cause you're, you're, I think the, I dunno, Sessie said something about there was a case of a guy who put like pictures of his ex on a car and drove around or whatever. I, I don't, I think it's like, we're not reversed. And I don't know. I don't know. And I guess is what we need to say. We don't really understand the law perfectly for that. But there is, I guess one of the differences is, is that Tom did not go to a party and put it up on a screen. Like he, I mean, I guess it was like, what would you call it? Like personal use? Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't think the situations are necessarily the same. I think they're both terrible. But I think, you know, comparing it, it's just, it was bad. It's just bad. It's bad. And Tom should be fucking fired too, if we do that. But I don't know. I think this is one of those things where I'd kind of like to see it play out on the show before I have a huge judgment

about it. Because I feel like so many times we're all tricked into having these like opinions and then the show happens and it either doesn't seem as bad or it seems worse and so we didn't come down hard enough on it but I did listen to the audio that was released of Kenya and it's not great. Oh I haven't heard that audio yet what is she is it just like it's just her at the at the at the monologue that she did? Yeah her going off the party, like announcing that this girl's a whore and all of this stuff. And that was Kenya. Kenya has been on the decline for a while now as like a villain.

And even as a Bravo Liberty, I have been a fan of hers for a long time as a great villain, but the problem with Kenya has been that her heart has really not been in it like really ever since Mark came along. It's not been the same with Kenya has been that her heart has really not been in it like really ever since Mark came along it's not been the same Kenya Kenya. I think when they were married Kenya was trying to be like now I'm like mature and I'm a wife now and then she had a kid and now I think she's had to be on the best behavior because Cassidy and I think like any moment that she is like some classic Kenya She's afraid that like the kid will probably get taken away or there'll be more litigation or yada, yada, yada. So as a result, she's, I think, been,

she's like really controlled her image and she hasn't, um, she just hasn't been fun or interesting in a few years now. And so I was honestly surprised that Bravo even brought her back in the first place because, um, I feel like she's been so checked out, so checked out and so not honest with what's going on in her life. So it was wild to me that Bravo brought her back and now Bravo has maybe learned its lesson. Maybe Bravo should listen to the listeners a bit more. Um, when it comes time for a reboot,

I'm not saying let listen to us all the time because we were always wanting everyone fired at all times. But if you're re if you're recasting a show, listen to what we have to say, because we could have told you that a disaster like this was going to happen. Have you seen? Well, first, a couple good points from the listeners. All I want is consistency. Keep this energy for Whitney, Tom, etc. I agree. Yeah, I mean, I was really

surprised by the Whitney thing, honestly, because we were going after him for that. That was gross. On Southern Charm, when Whitney was passing around nudes of Taylor, and he didn't do it technically on the show, he showed it to people who then talked about it on the show. And they were all talking about it like that was fine. That was not cool. And Whitney was the producer of that show, but still, I'm surprised that no one really seemed to get mad at him across the board. I think Tom people did get mad about the revenge porn thing. I don't mean he got fired, obviously he didn't face consequences that way. I'm just talking about the audience. The audience seems to still be kind of reacting

to that one. But yeah, I just think every situation is different and I think probably that is why Kenya's... They're coming down harder on Kenya because they came, the audience went so hard on the Tom and Ariana revenge porn thing with Raquel that now that it's happening with Kenya, they're like, oh no, now we have to come down really hard on this because now this is revenge porn and this is the thing we're dealing with now. That's a huge deal.

You know, they're always trying to like plug holes that they didn't understand before in HR over there. It's like they get around the kind of standard things that the rest of us have been dealing with for a couple of years, you know, a few years now, and they get the terminology a little bit late and just start plugging the holes. Like, now we're going to care about revenge porn. That's the theme of the year. They're going to have all these specials up like, no revenge porn.vo cares about revenge porn victims you know let's hear from Raquel yeah i think um uh the other thing i was going to say about uh kenya and all this was that um what was i going to say about kenya and all this i don't know just to say that this was yeah this is this is shame that that she's going out this way and on

top of that it makes me also really concerned about this season because I've always maintained my theory that anytime you have like a firing or that the cast gets messed up over the course of season, it translates into kind of an uneven or bad season for the viewers because, you know, the cast has chosen for a reason and the producers have a game plan

of how they want the season to go. They know what storylines they wanna develop, what arcs they want. And if something gets taken out of that equation and they're not ready for it, then they have to scramble. And then you just get like a janky ass season. So I don't know. They're having it rough this year

because Portia was gonna come on and have all of her Simon drama and then Simon's blocking them from filming at the house and causing all these problems for production. And then Kenya and Portia were going to finally get along and now that's a thing. And there have been a lot of interviews with the OGs and stuff, like Candy was sticking up for Kenya and saying, you know, you really need that, which is kind of weird because it's a sex- thing and candy is usually against that.

Candy was the victim of that. Well, she was the victim. Uh, well, she was a, you mean with, um, well, meaning that like she would, candy did not, the whole fallout with candy and Phaedra was that Phaedra was spreading horrific rumors about rape and, and and dungeon stuff like that. And the point is that like, I would think that candy would be specifically, um, sensitive to things in that space. Revenge porn is different from,

from rape and things and allegations like that, but there's still like, there's still a mass, there's still a mass violation that comes with that. And like someone, someone putting images like that up in public, I can imagine what Candy went through with Phaedra's rumors. I would think that Candy would be sensitive to that and not be like, oh well, but they still need her on the show because she's a good villain. Yeah, it's interesting because Kenya is such a sex-shamer. The Bolo stuff was all candy. She had Bolo at the vacation and they all had fun. And then Kenya, they all thought that it was after

hours and nothing was going on camera. And then Kenya went and outed everybody and sex-shamed everybody for the whole year for that. So I mean, overall, I think Kenya kind of sucks. She's stuck for a long time just because she's's just gotten too like, I don't know, like uptight about stuff. But as far as keeping stuff fair amongst all the franchises, a lot of clips have been going around this week, which I think are making very good points. One of them is the Whitney thing, which we've already gone over, the Tom Sandoval stuff, of course. There was another one going around from Real Housewives of New Jersey, which was the wives passing around Danielle's sex tape, which Danielle is always, you know, Danielle was saying that was a sex tape that was taken from her without her permission or one of her ex-boyfriends

was sending that as revenge porn. Danielle Staub, to clarify. Yeah. Who was I saying? You just said Danielle, so I just wanted to make sure. Oh, yeah. I got to be more specific these days, right? Could you imagine a bougie sex tape

like a sex table, bougie. Not that Danielle, but yeah, Danielle stop. One or two people who thought when we're talking about Whitney, we're talking about Whitney from Southern Charm, not Whitney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Yeah, yeah, sorry. There's God, there's so many multiple,

it's a multiverse, but yeah. So anyway, they're showing that clip from Rojas Weston, New Jersey, where the husbands are all passing, Joe Gorgas passing that sex tape around of Danielle's, and then you've got the ladies talking about it and mocking it and stuff. And it really is pretty amazing how quickly things change in society because I remember that airing.

I don't think I'd ever even heard the term revenge porn before, and I don't think it even, I don't even think I clocked that at the time. Did you? I don't remember being like, oh, I can't believe they're showing the poor. I mean, watching it now, I thought that I was like, how did people not get in trouble for this? This isn't even that long ago. You know?

Yeah. I don't, I don't honestly even remember when my awareness of this became a thing. But I'm laughing because I'm sorry Ben, but I'm laughing. I don't want to forget this comment. Somebody just left of Whitney, Whitney Rose being like, you exploited my vagina. So Whitney did kind of accuse Heather of revenge porn, but it was in written form because Salt Lake City so fucking innocent, you know? Yeah, I, that was Whitney trying to jump on. written for him because Salt Lake City is so fucking innocent, you know?

Yeah, that was Whitney trying to jump on. I felt like that bandwagon there a little bit. But yeah, I think that if we'd seen them passing around Danielle's sex tape on New Jersey, like nowadays, if that was a fresher episode, I think we'd be like, that is so fucked up. But back then we're like, ha ha ha, look at her. She has a sex tape, you know? Yeah, my reaction seeing it now was that it's really fucked up. Yeah, that is how I felt. I was like, oh, and that couldn't have been that long ago. And one of the gross things is I'm sure we just laughed right along with it. Like, yeah, Daniel sex tape. It's pretty crazy. A lot of people in comments are bringing up the, uh, naked wasted. I mean, that was a long time.

I mean, we were, well, we were horrified at that originally too. Like when I actually, I won't say that we were horrified. We probably were like, I can't believe, but I think at that time when that happened, I think we were all pretty much like that is really fucked up. We knew at that time, we still thought it was fucked up even then. Yeah. Um, so that's what's going on with Kenya. So apparently the rumors are that she's weighing

her options, um, on suing now. I don't know how you're going to win that. I mean, it's kind of her actions. So I don't know that she's, yeah, I don't know if it's true and I don't know if she has a case, but I don't know if you can make, you know, I'm sure she'll the reality reckoning or, you know, a bunch of maybe she'll jump on that bandwagon. I think that's what it will be. I think that I don't think she'll have a case against Bravo. I don't think Bravo, Bravo, they they're going to cover their bases and everything. And I think that I think most likely, Bethany is going to come on in and Bethany is going to be like, yeah, well, you know, you didn't actually want to put up those posters, right? They made you do that, I think most likely Bethany is gonna come on in and Bethany is gonna be like, yeah, well, you know, you didn't actually wanna put up those posters, right?

They made you do that, right? Like reality reckoning. You had no choice in the matter, right? You were brainwashed. You had to do it for Bravo, right? Right, right, right? Come on my platform. Yeah, so we'll start with the gun threat.

This is from Lovebee Scott, as I said before, who's great. So if you're not already over there reading, you should be, because they know everything. Okay, so we'll start with the gun threat allegation. Sources close to the situations tell us that Kenya did raise claims of an alleged gun threat made by newbie Brittany Eady before her hair spa event, but production investigated and could not substantiate. There was no indication of Kenya refusing to film or taking time off. In fact, she continued to plan her hair spa event with no added precautions or additional concerns for her safety.

Part of that planning included blowing up sexually compromising photo of Brittany to display for attendees. Quote, it was clear Kenya went through great lengths to antagonize her. These photos aren't easily accessible on the internet, otherwise they'd be circulating. She not only got the photos from somewhere

but also got posters made. That is not something you would do to someone who allegedly threatened you with a gun. So that's an interesting argument. They're like, well, she can't be that scared because she actually went to fucking FedEx Kinkos. Well, I was also gonna say, I can't believe, I don't know what the policies are at these print shops,

but I'm kinda, I kinda can't believe that she also was able to get a big sexually explicit poster made. But again, I don't know what the rules are. I know like, you know, some businesses, if you're gay, you can refuse it. But apparently if you can do a sexually explicit content like that, that could be used as revenge porn. Like that's fair game. Well, one of the other clips that's been going around is of Nini being a psychic and saying, if Kenya is allowed to stay on this show, she will be the demise of this show. So people are passing that around and saying,

Nini psychic, I would just like to add, we don't know that that's the truth yet. I mean, we kind of assumed that that's gonna be the truth, that the show is just gonna tank. But listen, Sheree was out there this week saying, that show's sinking. That's a sinking ship, you know, without Kenya. But it was kind of a sinking ship with you when they brought you. I mean, no offense. And it's been kind of a sinking ship for a couple of years. So, I don't

know that this is the worst thing. You know, maybe it can turn out to be a blessing in the future and it'll be mostly new people now and we'll see. You know, we'll see, we'll see. Synchros swim. Yeah, I, um, the show has been in, in bad shape. I honestly was really surprised that, um, that they didn't do a full revamp. I was surprised that they brought back so many cast members. Honestly, I thought it was going to be a whole new cast. I thought it would be like Roni style. And the fact that they didn't, maybe they're regretting it now.

Maybe they don't really have, especially if like sometimes these stunts, they are maybe egged on by production in some ways. Like I would not be surprised if a producer was like, you should like make a poster. Like you should do something, like do something like big and humiliate her. Like I would not be surprised if there was some,

like a producer Who put an idea at least on some level to do a stunt? And I feel like when there is like a stunt that's happening like that That indicates that the show is trying to generate drama. I don't this is pure conjecture I have no idea if a producer said anything, but all I do know is that there was a stunt and That's that's a bad sign in general whether a producer said anything, but all I do know is that there was a stunt and that's a bad sign in general. Well, whether a producer said something or not, I mean, Kenya's well versed in this.

She's been doing it a long time. So you do wanna make interesting TV and you do wanna go get your enemy good. And where is the line? The lines keep changing. I mean, there are a lot of questions and it's gonna be interesting to see where lines are ultimately drawn and how all of this turns out.

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I thought it was rough enough losing Kenya, but now we're losing a true icon. Dan, they actually asked a charade as she was walking out of the gym TMZ cornered charade and said, what do you think about Danielle leaving summer house? And charade said, Danielle leaving summer house and Sharay said, who? Yeah, Danielle, it's over. She got a cute new haircut. You know, this founder and CEO got herself a cute little Bob and everything, but yeah, the writing was on the wall. I mean, I was surprised she lasted this long

and wasn't there, there wasn't like after her first or second season wasn't she actually fired and then they brought her back like they like it wasn't even like She was gone from the show. She was fired We even put her in our I think we put her in our RIP montage for the crappies at least two times We're like, oh, yeah, Danielle's been fired and then like she goes showing up to assume, you know I think it's one of those things you just kind of keep assuming, you know? And then she just keeps coming back. Yeah, so Danielle was apparently, well, she says she quit, which everybody knows that that is a damn lie because she, let's read her statement. Okay, here it is. Hello, my sweet loves.

What? I felt assaulted when I read that. I was like, how dare you? We're not on this level, ma sweet loves. What? I felt assaulted when I read that. I was like, how dare you? We're not on this level, ma'am. Hello, my sweet loves. I wanted to share that I've come to the heartbreaking decision to not return as a full-time cast member on the upcoming season of Summer House. Obviously, this decision didn't come without a tremendous amount of thought about how I'm getting fired and it's not fun.

Okay? I've got two reviews on my website and they're they both suck. So thanks for the timing. You dicks. Here's the tremendous amount of thought that was on the NBC side. Hey, we're gonna fire Danielle, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what do you guys want to get for takeout? Chinese today? Yeah. So this did not come easily. Ultimately, I just needed to trust my gut. Danielle, you don't have a gut. We've seen you trusting your gut for years. You just continuously walk into walls. You do not have a gut. Trust me. Listen to my gut. Don't trust yours. Okay? My gut's correct. I feed my gut. My gut's very intelligent. It eats. Do not listen to your gut. Your gut is an idiot. Okay. You're a very great girl.

You're great. Everything's going to be great for you. I think possibly some other time off my TV, but as far as your gut, don't listen to it. Okay. Your, your gut got you Dawn. Okay. So she says if I can't put a hundred percent of myself into filming genuinely and authentically, it really doesn't feel right doing it in a full-time capacity. I'm like, yes, that founding and CEOing

is just taking too much of your time to really devote yourself to just going to a house in the Hamptons and relaxing all summer. I love that she's like Meryl Streep-ing it. She's like, if I can't put everything into my role, I will not do it. Do you know how many iOS updates could be coming this summer? I'm very busy. But I would like to thank the network, production, the cast, my cast, she says like an old movie, so I'd like to thank my cast, especially all of you deserve that, all the fans out there. And then she says, right now I need to protect and prioritize the things that matter most

to me, my company, my people. And of course, myself. The D! The D! I'm going after the D! Yeah! You can't deny me! I may be at the summer house, but that D is in me!

Hell yeah! Peace out everyone. Danielle Oliver has left the building. Oh, and then she does bring up what you said. I was fortunate enough to be able to take a step back season four as well, and it ended up working out better than I imagined when nobody else showed up on set. So maybe it'll happen again. However, I'm involved this summer. However, I'm involved this summer, you can bet I'll be rooting for another incredible season from my summer house family.

My goodness, season nine, you guys. I hope the men get away with more shit. Okay, just know whatever happens this summer, I will be defending every piece of shit man in that house. I'm out, Danielle's out. Send it boys. This thing is like reading like, uh, like a, like a speech at a wedding. Like my God, can you believe it? Nine years already. You guys, you guys are just so great. Well, don't worry, Danielle, we will always save a space, maybe not in our heart,

but on the L I double E for you. And we actually L I R I should say, or the L I double E anyway,. And we actually, L I R I should say, or the L I double E. Anyway, whatever mass transport there is on Long Island, there'll be a space for you. And I'm sure that she will be back. This has nothing to do with anything except this is a camera review for whatever shitty webcam I have that I'm currently using.

I think it looks great. It looks, well, you look good on Instagram. IG. I look good on the phone. Look, currently using. I think it looks great. Well, you look good on Instagram. IG. I look good on the phone. Look how good I look on the phone. Now look at me, red-faced. I look like a drunk, angry Irishman on the YouTube. You need to set up some OBS.

Look at me. Looks like I'm setting up a sunset. I'm on OBS. I'm on fucking OBS, because you told me to. Well, you've got to put your filters on. You put your filters on. Get your sharpen up. Come on. I feel like that's cheating. Can I really use filters on OBS? Yeah, where do I do it?

You don't want to see what this looks like without the filters You need to you need to all right look at my hands Yeah, no, it's not cheating It's enhancing because the truth is the camera takes away your natural beauty. And so you've got to just put it back in. Think of the filters as visual Botox. Okay? I know you love your Botox and your... Not you don't do fillers, but you do your treatments and your burn-off skin things.

Just think of it like there's no difference. It's just a virtual version of it. Okay. Well, and by the way, who looks normal anyway? Like everybody's in a filter. I don't even recognize people in real life anymore. I went to a party with all my friends yesterday and it was so good to see them, but I was like, oh my God, could you guys all go back on Instagram?

What happened to you? It's like, I've only seen them on Instagram for four years, so I'm seeing everybody's like projected image of themselves. We haven't seen each other's real selves, you know? I'm like, oh my God, we're like a, a horse. We're like a fable, you know, well, you know, let's just come out and eat the children. Let me tell you something along these lines. You guys should, first of all, keeping your out, I think probably this week or next week, I think it's this week. Uh, Kara Berry, uh, has a podcast, uh, everyone's business, but my own and Ron and I went onto it last week and we

revisited the first ever episode of all time of the real housewives of Orange counties or just real housewives ever, which was really fun. And we talked about on our podcasts, but in the middle of it, obviously there was a lot of talk about Slade. So I went over to Slade's Instagram to see what was going on with him. And there's pictures up of Gretchen and like it's been known, like Gretchen has a heavy hand with the filter. At this point, Gretchen's filter game,

she just looks like the thumbnail that Photoshop uses for Gossian blur. It's like, oh, do you want to use a Gossian blur on your image? Here, it's Gretchen's face. Like it is so like Barbara, even Barbara Walters up in heaven is saying like girl, you gotta like calm down. Like this is too much. She actually, there was a filter on, I think it was, um, Snapchat and it was a thumb. It was like a talking thumb. It just has eyes or the potato. And I feel like that's what, oh God, enter a six digit login code generated by authentication app.

God damn it. No, I'm trying to log in on my computer so I could look at Slade's Instagram because you said it. So God forbid, and I'm on my phone so I can't do it. Anyway, who cares? I'll do it later. By the way, someone asked if I got Botox. I did not get Botox.

That's what she looks like. She looks like the potato filter. Okay, there I said it. I don't need to look at Instagram. No, Ben does not get Botox. That's what that's what she looks like. She looks like the potato filter. Okay there I said it I don't need to look at Instagram. No Ben does not need Botox. He naturally fucking looks like that. Isn't he lucky? I'll need it soon enough, you know someday soon enough. Who knows? I mean Well, I think my biggest benefit is that I just don't spend a lot of time in the sun. So not by choice. I'm just an indoor kid. Like when I was a kid, my favorite thing was when it would rain and recess was indoors and we all got to draw. That was my favorite drawing recess. I was the Danielle Oliveira of recess. Yeah. And by D I mean drawing, drawing with my crayons.

I mean, drawing, drawing with my crayons. Okay. So, um, speaking of orange County, yes, go listen to the Kara Barrow Barry podcast, cause she's great and we'd love talking to her. And that was also super fun to watch the first episode ever and talk about that. I forgot a lot of that stuff that happened on there. We need to bring Kara on here to this show and I know to ask her. And I also want to say real quickly, before we go on the next topic, a few people have asked, is there going gonna be a house of dragons yes we had major like technical issues today and so we recorded the first 42 minutes well we

recorded 42 minutes of the first like five minutes of the show because that's how we do it and we had to pause it so we're gonna have that first 42 minutes up later today and then we're gonna tomorrow we're gonna to have that first 42 minutes up later today. And then tomorrow we're going to reconvene and record the rest of the recap. So it's going to come out in piecemeal. So thanks for your patience, everyone on that front. So speaking of Orange County, Joe put out a video driving around with, I'm assuming her gay.

And she was like, oh my God, we're looking for a house in the OC because our leases are up. So who knows, Joe may be going back to the OC. That's a big rumor today. And in other summer house news, guess who's returning to summer house besides not Danielle. Everybody is returning, including both Lindsay and Carl. I don't need Carl anymore. Carl just needs to go away.

Go open your fucking cafe someplace. Okay? No, I need Carl to be there. And here's why. Because Carl cracks me up with like the everything he does in the way he's so ineffective in the way that he's so awful in the way he pits women against each other and hides behind X, Y, and Z. And this and that. Larissa Pippen. Like I just love making fun of Carl so much that I kind of need him to stay. And I have to see this shit show that will be Carl and Lindsay in the same house, it's going to be a disaster. Well, I can't wait for Carl to try and make himself the victim all the time and

Lindsay to not give a fuck cause she has some new hot guy. So I'm really excited, uh, for that part. So yeah, I guess I am glad someone just told me that I guess the guy called Joe's gay is her husband. I have no idea. Sorry. But just remember that me calling someone gay is not a criticism, okay, because I think that makes you better. Yeah, exactly. It's a compliment. So let's see what else. There is a new addition to Real Housewives of New York City, and her name is Raquel Chevremont. I don't know. Chevremont. I just wanna report by the way that I was just kicked off of Instagram.

She is an advisor, curator, collector, model. And I think, is she a... Is she a Scientologist? I need to look it up. No, I think that Rachel... The headlines are, Black Queer Model and Art Curator, Raquel Chevremont to join cast. I'm gonna put Scientologist in here. Scientologist, yes. No, I think that it's the other. Bravo's the real housewife of New York City, adds Raquel. What happened to the Scientologist girly? Okay, so this is not the girl who was a Scientologist.

Okay, good. I'm glad I looked that up before I spread. The falsities. Let me see. I was really looking forward to Scientologist. I hope they didn't get rid of the Scientologist. I need a Scientologist. I want to see inside. I know. Ronnie, are you still able to hear me by the way? No, I can't hear you anymore on Instagram.

Yeah, I think that I think there I'm still on Instagram though. Are you? I mean, it says I am. No, Ronnie, I think you ended the Instagram video by accident. I haven't touched anything. Oh, everyone's report. I got kicked off of it. Everyone reported that it's off.

Oh, mine says live. You're frozen and I'm moving. I don't know what could have happened. So it sounds maybe there was a network error. This is probably now you're receiving the stuff that I dealt with last week. So I would say YouTube can keep on going. You could, YouTube can keep on thriving as it often does. But, um, do you want to start up the inst you want to start it up again?

Uh, the Instagram and then we can do our, you know, have to call people up or do you want to just stick on YouTube? Sure. But it's saying, are you sure you want to end your up or do you want to just stick on YouTube? Sure. But it's saying, are you sure you want to end your live video? Are you sure? That's so weird. Yeah.

Should I do it? Can you save it? Yeah. Okay. I'll say share. Oh my God. I look insane. God.

It is just when we thought we could get to the end of the day without one more. No, it's that kind of day. You know, on days like this, you just have to say the world is shitting on my face and it's just a shit on your face kind of a day. I'm just going to keep going through this life getting my face shit on. Okay. Julian Payne and Johnson says that Instagram is gaslighting you, Ronnie. And I have to, in fact, let me spotlight that.

Let me spotlight that. Let me spotlight that. I'm telling you, I want a fucking award for today for not screaming at anybody, not going fucking, not that I ever scream at anybody, but I always want to in my head, you know? Okay, Ben, I'm starting up Instagram Live again. Okay. Great. But I feel like I deserve an award today for not being able to see an award. You always deserve an award.

Because this has been a shit fucking day. And then after all of that, we don't get to record our shows, the website breaks, so this happens, so that happens, everything is just pooping, right? Poop flying everywhere. Oh wait, hold on, let me turn Ben back on. Ben's not requesting it. I'm adding, I'm adding. Turn me back on. So then I go outside, you know, there's workmen out there or whatever, and I'm trying to add

a fence because I need to get Bueller into town, right? So I'm adding a fence because he'll get eaten by coyotes or whatever. Everyone's like, oh my God, Bueller's gonna get eaten by a coyote. So I'm getting a fence so I can bring Bueller next week. So I'm building this fence. I go outside to check on the guys and say hello after a fucking disaster of a day. And I'm like, oh my God, this is so nice. He's gonna be able to run around down here. And he goes, Ronnie, no, like slow motion, like no, Ronnie, no. And I stepped out onto the hill. Well, guess what? It's a hill. And guess what happened? I slid down it. It's a hill that's made out of dirt. Okay. And I'd just gotten out of the shower. I slid down the whole

fucking hill. Ronnie, you know what you just did? You went on a hilling journey. Thank you. You turn that one right around. Hi everyone on Instagram. So we're back reunite on Instagram. Thank you to everyone on YouTube who had to sit there and listen to that thing. Ben is having a brat summer. Wait, what does that mean? It was a brat. Like, am I having a brat? I'm having brats. I'm having brats or brats. What does it mean? What does a brat sound like?

A brat, maybe because that movie just came out about the brat pack. And who's, Andrew McCarthy's out there crying because he was called a brat. Shut the fuck up, Andrew McCarthy. You know, here's all I wanna hear from you. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus, for ever making me a star

because I'm as fucking interesting as a dishrag. That's all you need to say, Andrew, Okay. Thank you. I agree. I agree. By the way, um, some people, uh, I noticed now I have an echo guys. I can't, I can't help with the echo. I can only do so much. Okay. First of all, hello to all of our friends. Thanks to everyone who came back on Instagram. I want to say also, uh, before we move on to the next topic that our bonus episode this week, um,

is about love Island USA. to say also before we move on to the next topic that our bonus episode this week is about Love Island USA. So if you're interested in hearing about that, that we're going to be doing a solid 30 minutes on that. So that'll be landing later this week. So, cause I just see people in the comments asking about Love Island USA. Okay. So to some other headlines, um, something gross is happening in the world. And that is that Kim Zolciak has found a new love interest. And it's grosser than you might think it would be. It is Tom Hanks' son, Chet Hanks. Chet. Wow. Yeah, this is like, don't... Okay. I feel like I'm happy that she leveled up. Did she level up? I think she leveled up from,

um, from what's his face. Yeah. Croy. It's a level up. You know, she's potentially no, the Tom Hanks fortune. It's more than liable. Tom Hanks is not giving Chet Hanks shit. I'll tell you that much. Tom Hanks. No, Chet will not be getting any Wilson money. There is no way. No, I think he's going to get, well, Rita Wilson won't give him anything, but I think Tom Hanks will. Tom Hanks is like America's dad. Of course he will. He gives us so much. How could he not give more to Chet? I mean, okay. So what's your point? She leveled up.

Yeah. She has access to a more stable amount of income. And so, and she's like, you know, it's attached to a more stable amount of income. And she's like, you know, it's attached to Tom Hanks. So she did do that. But I don't, oh gosh, I can't imagine Tom Hanks likes this at all. Tom Hanks has just kind of given up. I've heard him in interviews and whenever they ask about Chet, he's like, yeah, well, Chet loves to rap.

And that's fun. So he does that. The other one's just like me, looks like me, acts like me, is an actor like me, doesn't try to use me for everything, love him. Chet, love Chet. God, Chet kind of rhymes things sometimes. And that's, puts on a pretty problematic accent sometimes. Chet is getting nothing. Chet is getting nothing. problematic accent. Sometimes chat is getting that chat is getting nothing. Um, Kim Zolciak cuddles up with Chet Hanks as he calls her a milf in surreal life. Villa of secrets. Villa. That's sounds very intense. Yeah. There's um, a night vision photo of, of Chet and Kim getting,

getting close together and we see Chet and really the most horrifying part of this are his horrific tattoos. No surprise that Chet Hanks has bad tattoos. I think at this point tattoo artists need to start having some more self-respect as well. Like if someone comes in and says, I want like a giant Florida Lee on my back, I think it's time for tattoo artists to say, you know what?

I don't think I can allow that in my shop. You're going to have to move on. Yeah. You know what I would like? A better canvas. That's what I would like. I'm an artist. Stop bringing me your hobby lobby quality canvases, Chet Hank. Yeah. Chet Hanks, fuck out of here.

Bring me Rita at the very least. Um, so that's, um, sad. You know, I feel sad for everybody involved with that one. The cameramenamen especially. Yes. Especially the cameraman. Brielle. Yeah. I have some personal goss. I met an old queen at the bar yesterday. I was hanging

out with some friends. Oh yeah? And it was a post-production person from such illustrious shows as Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 4, which we just watched. And Shaw's of Sunset something, a below deck. No, he didn't do a below deck. He's done like four or five of them. But of course we talked all about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Because I was like, you guys knew everything, right? Just tell me that you knew. Because

I know that you knew. And I don't like that you guys are pretending you didn't know the whole time that Monica was this blogger or whatever reality von teese and he said no we did not know but I'm in post-production so we knew you know we find out last because it's literally post okay we found out last but I was like yeah but you do post before the whole season wraps or whatever. And he's like, we did not know. He said, now, did the show runners know? I don't know. I don't know. So I don't know if he did know, but I feel like he was kind of straight guy baiting me where straight guys just know that like a gay guy who loves Bravo is going to fall over anything

that he says. So he was doing Bravo-like things. He was like, did the showrunners know? Hmm, I was like, that's not fair. I don't think they should allow straight guys to work at Bravo, is my point. Yeah, it's time for them to leave. Well, okay, so it's official, the post department at Salt Lake City did not know.

Yeah, so it's not really gossip, but I thought it was interesting. And that's another reason I really like being back in Los Angeles because you just meet so many randos here and I never would have met that old, he's not even a queen. He's a young straight person in a bar. You know, I spoke to someone who is a reality show producer and has been doing it for a long time and she was of the mindset, she's not on Salt Lake City nor was she working for Bravo, but she's of the mindset that she's like, you know what?

The producers know everything and they definitely knew about this. And if they say that they didn't, they're lying. That was what she said as a reality reality TV producer. So, uh, it's hard. It's hard. Cause like, there's part of me that really believes that Bravo really did not know, but it's just so strange. It's so strange. Why would, why would a what's her face have a like a crisis of conscious? What was her name again? Um, to start with the T her, her name,

uh, Oh, the hairdresser, the hairdresser to, to, to me, I think, to me. Okay. Like why would she suddenly have a crisis of conscience right before the vacation? Why would this all come out right here? Now people are saying it was Bo Deedle, so maybe it was Bo Deedle or maybe I think the producers knew and hired Monica for it. And I think they did a great job and I'm totally fine. Like I don't need to know all the secrets, you know, like I do believe it. I don't think the cast knew.

And I think it was great that they took the cast cause that was very fun. I think Heather knew, um, but I don't think that the other cast knew. And that was, that was pretty great. I love it. Keep doing it. Keep manipulating them. Cause this is like the fun manipulations, you know? Um, I don't think that, I don't think that they would, okay, here's what I can imagine. I don't think that they would. Okay. Here's what I can imagine. I don't think that they would have hired Monica knowing that she was like, had a troll account, but, um, or I should say,

I don't think they would hire her because she had a troll account, but I bet that there was probably someone who knew about it and probably was just like, they knew it would be good shit and they didn't like share it with the rest of the team because they knew then she would never get hired, but they may be advocated for her to get hired. And then when she was in the system, then it was like locked and loaded. And then this person's like,

I know exactly when to drop the bomb. So I feel like there was maybe one person who knew, but I don't think as a whole Bravo knew. No, I think they a hundred percent knew cause they knew this girl was working for Jen. They knew that she, she had supposedly testified against Jen quote unquote. They knew all that she had all of this stuff going on. Why are there balloons on my head? Cause you, you made a gesture. Like that's the thing is that like, if you make a certain gesture, things happen. I've definitely once was like

FaceTime and had like a very serious talk and then balloons came up, but there's something that you can do that's like, maybe it's this. Oh, and now I'm getting fireworks on YouTube. What is happening? I love getting fireworks on YouTube. I'm trying to do like lots of different flappies and, and like this and like, what if I go like that? What if I go, Oh, no, no, nothing. How do I make, how do I make the balloons up, up, celebrate? What do I say it? Celebrate. Glaw hands, little crabs come up. Claw hands.

Claw hands. Claw hands. If you ever come for me or my family ever again, it will affect more than your children. It will affect your doughnuts. Okay. So yeah, I think that everybody knew. Why are we still talking about that? I don't know. Okay. Let's move on to some listeners, everybody. Let's talk to listeners and everybody on YouTube. We sure love you. Thank you for being here. We'll be back in two weeks. Join us. If you want to do this listener section, come on over. Everybody on audio, thank you so much for listening. Come join us live every other week, okay? If you want the video of this, it's on Crappin's On Demand on Patreon, okay? You can see the balloons, you can see the fireworks, it's all there! Bye everybody! Strolling the park with Caitlin Clark. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchels!

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