Watch What Crappens - #2487 RHONJ S14E10: Projectile Runway

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Melissa insists on cosplaying as a fashion designer this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and everyone else waits for Danielle to smash something on the side of Jen Aydin’s head again. We’re covering Love Island on our Patreon. Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens everybody. Hi, I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Good. Happy Monday. Happy Real Housewives of New Jersey was on last night and it wasn't last week, but we finally get to talk about it again this weekday. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. Jersey is back. I feel like it's been gone for two weeks, right? Like we had July 4th, it wasn't on last weekend or I don't know what it was. It was only one week that it wasn't on.

It feels like it's been like a month. So much has happened since then. I guess that's because since Jersey was last on, we've been talking about love Island and love Island just makes it feel like, you know, it's been weeks and weeks and weeks since we last saw Jersey cause there've been so many episodes. But by the way, if you're into love Island, we are doing many recaps every day, every day until the finale, we're through the finale on Patreon and a, there are little mini recaps,

but we're also going to put them all together and release kind of like a big Frankenstein episodes on the main feed. But if you want to get them fresh, that's a week later. Yeah. Yeah. I'm fresh. Get over to Patreon. Get over to Patreon. Love Island time is a special time of the year. I find myself, I just shazam'd some music. I was at the coffee shop and I shazam'd a song, not because I liked it, but because I could envision like,

I could envision a late night montage of love Island of people going to sleep after they've had a fight. They brush their teeth. They've gone to sleep. I was like, this is where I'm at. I'm now like coming up with my own fan fiction in my head of like montages of love Island. So it's a fun time. Everyone come on board for that. We also have winter is crap and he happening. That'll be later this week. Also on Patreon, we have a very special annual treat that's going to be happening this week for our bonus episode, Amazon Prime Day. We love it. It's going to be happening tomorrow. So there will be an Amazon Prime Shopping Day

bonus episode that we're going to do and we're really excited for it. So, everyone stay tuned for that. Pete Liesveld That's it. You got it all in there. Jared Liesveld I did. I got it all in there. Pete Liesveld Yeah. Really appreciate that. Jared Liesveld That was great. Pete Liesveld You did a great job. Jared Liesveld Yeah. Pete Liesveld So, Jersey is back. I need to not ever have an Envy

fashion show episode. I don't like it. They offend me every time they happen because they were stolen from Kim D. This was Kim D's thing. This was never Melissa Gorgas thing. And now they have tossed Kim D to the side. And now we have to look at Melissa's terrible fashion shows every season. I don't like it. Get it off my screen. How'd you feel? I felt the same way. I don't think the envy fashion show has any upside. Like Kim D's fashion show was always great because the fashions were ridiculous, but also there was, there's always good drama. And Melissa takes her fashion show seriously. I think Melissa really thinks this is like a step away from Milan. Whereas Kim D is like, okay, I'm gonna put some fashions up there,

but more or less I want the women to fight because the more they fight, the more elevates my shop. And Melissa doesn't have that mentality. So her shows are just not as good. Yeah. So we open with Danielle and Nate, their house, and her kid, Valentina, is, you know, being dramatic and falling all over the place.

And Danielle's like, why are you so dramatic? Where did you get this from? And they make fun of her like, ah, I got it from you, mom. I got it from you. And she's watching you. And she's watching the glass upside Danielle's head. Yeah. I love watching you, mom. You're going to get a heavy dose of melatonin this evening. And then we go over to the food is house. They're playing with the kids, which is as interesting as that sounds.

And then we go to Teresa's house and Teresa's cooking in the kitchen. Hey, Teresa, your ass looks so small. You put it so small tree. And then we are okay. Then we get to Melissa and Joe pulling up for a scene with some new lady named Donna, who's Melissa's mom, I guess. Who is this Donna? I've never seen this Donna.

Did they recast her? Donna comes on flirting like she's the new bombshell on Love Island. She's like, I guess I'll have a car smell. I love a Cosmo. Joe, I'd love to be here to nice lovely dinner with a pink drink and a handsome man. Who are you and when did it become dating season for Donna? Yeah, I kind of feel like Donna's like, this is probably gonna be my daughter's last season

on this show given that she's done nothing so far. So I'm gonna make the most of it, try out a new personality, get some screen time. Maybe I can get a book out of this. I'm going to throw it all out there. She is. And good for her. You go, Donna. You know, I don't necessarily love the product you come out with, but I love you. I think you're a total sweetheart. So good luck to you. Good luck to you during mating season. I'm all for it. She seems loopy all episode. It made me a little concerned actually, to be honest, concerned that she just was, I assume on painkillers for falling down a million times.

So I'm like, someone check on Donna. I was like, can someone check on Donna a little bit? Checked on. Listen, there's a certain point where you just do all the drugs. You know what I mean? Like there comes a point in life, you don't have to go to work. You know what I mean? Drink, drink in the morning. If you're in your 70s, you've got two dead husbands, you've got a bunch of shit has gone down, and you just need something to get through the day, have a fucking drink. Man, if you can get Benzos prescribed, take those too. I mean, at some point, you just need to throw the judgment out the window and just live your goddamn life. You know what I mean? I'm all for it, Donna. You go girl. Yeah. I mean, she's, she's about to turn 75. She looks great for 75. So it's great for any age and, uh, and you know, yeah,

you know what? At this point, like enjoy it. Do drugs, do drugs, do drugs. So they walk into this restaurant. Um, yeah, this is where she's like, I'm going to have a Cosmo here. So they're ordering stuff. I was laughing because I think this restaurant is called the Craftsman and the waitress was like, so guys, it's taco Tuesday, which I was laughing. It's like taco Tuesday at the Craftsman. And they're like, eh, yeah, we're not going to taco Tuesday, but we will do the Asian spring rolls. I was like, what is this restaurant? This is such a dress

dress ordering. How does Melissa stay that thin? Because this is what they ordered crab dip. So for those of you who don't know what crab dip is, that's crab and mayonnaise and cheese. Okay. Then they ordered, I don't know, what did you say? Spring roll or something spring roll. They got spring roll. And then they ordered spinach and artichoke dip as well, which is another Manny's dip. How much Manny's you guys allowed to eat over there? Look, it was like a very Applebee's menu, which there's nothing wrong with that. It just was funny because the restaurant had like the Edison bulbs and the wood paneling. It looked very much like Brooklyn hipster 2011, right? Like

there should have been like someone with a beard coming out looking like a farmer from the twenties with like plaid and like suspenders. And yet it was just like Choco Tuesday, craft it. Yeah. I don't know. It just cracked me up. So they take a drink order and Donna's like, I have a car smell, but I also like margaritas. Ding, ding, ding. Donna, who are you trying to bang in this restaurant?

Is it the crab dip chef? Go get him, girl. So then they order and then Melissa starts yawning on and on about her fashion show, which is, um, you know, sad. She's got 17 models and 50 looks. Okay. It's not impressive to say you have 50 looks if it's just stuff you're taking from your store. If you're making 50 looks, if you're on project runway, 50 looks, it's like, wow, that's impressive. If you're designing 50 looks, it's like,

that's an endeavor. If you're just taking 50 items off of the hangers in your dusty store, that's not impressive. That's a tag sale. Yeah. Yeah, girl. Come on. And if anybody is going to be getting props for this, it's Alibaba.

Okay. It's Aliexpress, not you. So Donna, so they talk about Donna's fall and then she's like, well, you know, my therapist says I'm doing very good. And Joe's like, you go to a therapist? What kind of man are you? Men don't go to therapy. She's like, physical therapy, Joe. He's like, Oh, thank God. Thank God. I'm not going to call you gay or something. Not that I got a problem with that. You know, I'd marry you, but you know, I get a blow job from you. So, whatever. So Melissa's like, have you ever gone to a therapist before from you so so Melissa's like have you ever

gone to a therapist before she gets well I did years and years ago when your father drove me crazy and most like oh my god mommy's like hey but there's a new guy what's up with him there he is she's like yes he's a very nice nice nice, nice Italian guy. His name is Cosmo and his last name is Politan. We love him. Margie Rita, his mother comes to visit every once in a while too. So Melissa's like, so you like him? You want to keep talking to him? She's like, it's just a date, Mar. I don't want to go steady. I'm playing the fields already. Okay? She goes, okay, okay. But Ma, you got, you kind of got to go steady. I'm playing the fields already, okay?" And she goes, okay, okay, but, Ma, you kind of got to go steady. I mean, what, do you want to be alone forever?

First of all, you asshole. What kind of thing is that to say to a 75-year-old woman? And B, so what if she does? Okay? We don't all have to hide behind tiny men in fast sports cars to make ourselves feel worthy. Okay? Correct. And so Melissa goes- You're a drugs on your own, Donna. Drugs and masturbation, that's the life I want for you, Donna.

Well Melissa, then Melissa tells us, you know, I feel like my mom has changed a little bit over the past year and a half. She's just widowed for the second time in her life and it's starting to affect her. I'm like, yeah, it probably affects her when she's lost the second love, male love of her life, when her daughter says, do you wanna be alone forever? Like, could you maybe like let her grieve and say, like, it's actually okay, mom, you will have a life, you will continue to have your life.

Don't make her feel bad about an already tough time that she's going through. And it's also very Melissa because, you know, we see Melissa and Joe's track record with her own family and now they don't have Teresa to like shit on. So she's going to go to her mom next to throw her under the pest. Like this whole scene was not, this was not very good for Toma. Melissa's like, yeah, my mom's older. She forgets stuff, she doesn't really know. I think like she's got some mental issues and, you know, basically we've got a shot of, you know, chloroform to give her

when the time is right. It's like, Jesus, Melissa, what are you trying to peddle over here? Leave the woman alone. She's just trying to have a cosmopolitan on TV and you're coming on here and telling the whole world that she's fucking, what do you call that when you can't remember things? Like me right now, like she's got Alzheimer's do you call that when you can't remember things? Like me right now. Like she's got Alzheimer's or whatever. Like leave the chick alone. J. So, Joe is like, so how about this new guy? You're going to go live with him? And she goes, I don't want to live with him. He's like, what do you mean? And he's like, he's going to be like, wow, this one's so pretty. I've got to be with her every day. And he's

like, yeah, well, I was busy every day until I met her. And then I slowed things down. You know how much more money I would have made. And she goes, the power of the pee. I guess the power of the pussy. I don't know. They're just talking about themselves. This couple is very boring. Okay. So then we go to Marge and she's buzzing, uh, Dolores. Okay. So Dolores is here with dog. Okay, so then we go to Marge and she's buzzing Dolores. Okay, so Dolores is here. Pete Slauson With Dog. Pete Slauson Okay. So, Marge comes over and they're like, Hi, Hi. And Marge is like, I brought you a

candle. I mean, it's just what people do right now, isn't it? Okay, why don't you tell Jackie she can go shed all of my candles to everybody. Jackie, who I've never done anything but sit up for since the beginning of time. All right? Genesis 1-1. And then he created Marge being kind to Jackie. But go ahead. Take a whiff of this candle. If it smells like betrayal, that makes sense because it's called a Jackie candle. Okay, great. Enjoy it. So they sit down and everything. They enjoy some soiree, which is Margaret's beverage that she's hawking low-key on the side. And Dolores is saying that she's really happy that Margaret's willing to have a one-on-one because there's still some stuff to be hashed out over that little dust-up between Margaret and Jackie

and then Dolores. There was some collateral damage that they need to sort out. I'd rather get together and talk than be a douchebag and fight it out at a party. A child's party. A bougie child's party. So, Margo's like, you know, I love Dolores. There's no underlying bullshit with us. Jackie tried to put something in her head. Do I think Dolores believes it? No. I think Dolores is always a little paranoid thinking anything could be said because that's her nature. So that upsets me. And by the way, furthermore, Jackie's a fucking bitch. Just want to add that in there. So you know what? I saw Frank calling Joe this morning. I'm sure they were chit chatting, you know, and she's like, yeah, yeah, you know what? I told them I told everybody call Joe. It's a very

serious thing. This cancer, you know, it's very serious, you know, you know, he did. Okay, let's talk about cancer. It's all petty. You know, I can yell at Joe for not wearing Seafoam green when he's supposed to, not finishing the wallpaper when he's supposed to, you know, not walking close enough behind me when he's supposed to. Where's my purse, Joe? Where's my purse? You see how I fall into it every single time. But the fact is, it's better to have an alive purse carrier than a dead purse carrier. And so I've got to appreciate the coat rack that I married. You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry, am I crying right now? I can't believe Jackie's doing this to Joe. Well, you know what? Petty bullshit doesn't mean anything. I felt like it really started

to consume you because you haven't been yourself lately. And Margaret's like, well, you know, the whole Jackie thing has thrown me for a loop. And when she goes over to you, one of my closest friends to shit talk, I mean, I was horrified because yeah, well, she said horrible things about me and Paul. It was terrible. Do you know what she called me? The S word. Oh, she said, you said, I mean, she said this, but we all know that she called me the S word slob. So I mean, can you really take it seriously? You know what? I have never ever said one single thing

about you or Pauly, never. And this I could take to the grave. I swear, I never said a bad word about you. I mean, was I upset? I was upset, you know, because the night in New York, she, you know, she said, she sent me a text and said,

look who Dolores is out with, you know, and I wasn't even on Instagram. I was so devastated. I was so devastated. I could not even scroll and double tap and heart anything. Okay. That was me. Heart this afternoon, York. I couldn't even deal with it. Nonstagram. That's what I had. Nothing. Not nuns and like sisters and habits or whatever. That would be a terrible Instagram. Like what would you take pictures of? Crucifixes and cement rooms. Not that kind of

man. Just no, I have no Instagram. It was terrible. It was a terrible time. I had to throw my phone away. I just went up to Lexi's face and just put my finger up and down her cheeks and double tapped every now and then so I could get the sensation of being on it. But it wasn't actually on Instagram. Poked out her eye a few times, but she said, it's okay. I'll do anything for you, Marge. That's a real threat right there. She's still bumping into walls, but you know what? That's what I pay her to do. So here's the thing. I never would have said anything. Swear to God, swear to Jesus, swear to everybody, swear to Instagram. Don't lie to Instagram, it's all like, get me Instagram, get me on Instagram right now. I'm just kidding right now.

Listen, I've never said anything about you. The only thing I'm, okay, the one thing I did say about you, I said, you know, the only reason Dolores is going is because Paul, he loves them, and I do feel like he prefers them over me. I mean, that's all I said. There was nothing really even more that I said, okay, I may have said, okay, and the other thing is that Paul always wears a shirt that's two sizes too small, but that's probably it. And then I may have said, I don't know why Dolores, even with that guy, he's disgusting. But I think that's probably all that I ever said. And then I did say, the thing is with Paul is he might as well just be a barrel with arms because that's what he looks like, you know, look

at him. Look how red faced he is. That's all I ever said. That's it. I swear to God. Oh, what I've ever said about Paul's it. I swear to God. Jared said, which, you know, we're numerous. But here's the thing, basically they explain it where she has this whole thing where they go to the reunion and she's like, Louis is literally stalking me and calling my son's work and all this. And then Dolores goes to dinner with Louis and Teresa right after. Like, what the fuck kind of friendship is that? But Marge, Dolores rode with Teresa, probably, to the reunion. And she's been friends with Teresa longest. And you know that that's all that matters. So she's always going to choose Teresa over you. First of all, you should know that by now.

But basically she went, she shit talked to Jackie about that. Was like, how dare she? I thought we were friends. And now she's, she's hanging out with Teresa. It's probably because Pauly is good friends with What's This Buttons. They're probably both criminals because you know, criminals hang out, you know where Marge probably went and it was probably there. I'm wanting, I'm waiting to hear the accusation that Marge accused Paul of being a criminal because he's friends with Louis. Cause you know that happened.

Yeah, most likely. And then Dolores is like, okay, you know what? You separated from us. You stopped calling. Paul stopped and goes, Margaret called and goes, Paul said, stop and call Margaret. And I called you and went to voicemail goes, Paul said stop and call Margaret. And I called you and went to voicemail like I did so many times before that. So basically they didn't talk after this reunion because of all these things. But she's like, but you know what though?

I took a step back and I took a break from it, but then we fixed it. We moved on from there. That's what friends do, Jackie. She's like, okay, are you sure that's all you said about Paul? Okay, well, one other thing I said, I said he's got the face of a foam finger. What does that mean?

You know, foam fingers like in sports when people put a big foam finger and they point up to the sky. That's what his face looks like. I mean, after you get through, you know, face tuning on Instagram, you really got to get better with that. All right. I said nothing more, nothing more. Okay. Well, maybe I did say one time when Paul was sitting at his desk, I said, Oh my God, that brought back the Rosie O'Donnell show. That's

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A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios. Hysterical. Follow Hysterical on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Hysterical early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So Dolores is like, okay, well look, Marge talks a lot of shit. A lot. And then it just cuts to Marge's greatest hits. It's like one of those now albums that they sell on late night TV. They should just sell it. I want to see the credits going up of like, oh my God, she can't hold on to her husband. She can't hold on to a boyfriend. She can't hold on to anything. I mean, she has as much luck holding on to

a boyfriend as Paulie does holding on to his original face on Instagram. I mean, where did that thing go? Anybody? You know what though, Margaret though has been a good friend and this isn't worth getting so crazy about. But think of what you're saying and don't say it in front of someone who's not my friend, Margaret. So Margaret goes, listen, I'm going to have one conversation with Jackie and I won't let her do these things. Makeup stories, trash talk, fuck off. Okay. I'm like, that sounds like it'll go well. Sounds like it's going to go great. So then we go to Danielle's room and they're getting ready to go to the fashion show.

And so that, you know, it's like, what do I wear, honey? And which by the way, don't ask Nate, because obviously he's no help. Like we've seen how you dress. And she's like, Oh, man, look at this outfit. Is that pretty? Melissa gave me this outfit. I still love me. Is that not?

I'm trying to figure out accessories right now. I'm so excited. I get to go back stage, you know, from one fashion designer to another fashion designer crazy. I know she is literally acting like she's going to an Armani show right now. Like girl, you're just going to like a parade of Marshall's leftovers. I don't know. So't know so I can't believe I get to go to this amazing fashion show I'm gonna wear Valentina Valentina no literally Valentina get over mommy oh she's like yeah I want to see how she

does things I don't run I said I want a headset like Melissa Melissa please break out the models it's always nice to see what the people do their things I was like if Melissa only had a headset I guarantee that's not happening at this show. So like a headset, that's like, that's, that's what she's aspiring for for next year. So anyway, Danielle is she's like, you know, I have to say, she never once said she's I guess she's talking about said, I guess she's talking about, she's upset about Teresa. She's pissed at Teresa basically because Teresa is sticking up for Jen. So she's trying to keep it peaceful with Teresa, but she's annoyed. And so Danielle's like, what's right is right, what's wrong is wrong.

And what Jen did was wrong. What I did was right wrong. What Melissa's doing is right, right, wrong, wrong. Are you following me? Guys, let me tell you this much. Fuck my father. I'd never talk you to a big guy. I don't even know what Danielle is saying half the time, but I have to say, as much as we rag on people on these shows, I love Danielle. Like I really love Danielle and I think she's such great casting and every time she's on, I start cracking up. Do you like her? Jared S I'd like her. I think I would like her more if there was less attention put on, like, the tacky upbringing she's giving her children. Like, her home scenes really drive me nuts,

but her group scenes are great. Jared What would you expect? A gerbil to raise a bunny rabbit? Now. Jared Yes, I would love that, actually. I think that'd be adorable and it would be on puberty in a second. It's like, this gerbil raised a bunny as if that'd be adorable and it would be on puberty in a second. This gerbil raised a bunny as if it was its own and now they're best friends. I'd be like, Ben, guess what? Did you see that dodo video that I sent you about a gerbil raising a bunny?

By the way, the arc of all those videos is, and now they're best friends and you see two animals, two different animals playing. That's just what, that's all it is. It's like, have you ever imagined what would happen if like an Otter and a hippopotamus became friends? Welcome to puberty. Yeah, that's what, that's what I love. Okay. So, um, Danielle's like, uh, she's never once said, I know you, Danielle, you would never do this. You're a good person. She never said that to me. I think that's what's upsetting me the most. You know what? That's Teresa I'm talking about, but when I did talk to Teresa after a party I know she's your friend. You know, I'm just gonna leave it alone I don't want to talk about bad about Jen, you know, you know, I'm not gonna say nothing bad about Jen That's not gonna say that the tour nothing about it. That's a little rounder. That's the right about it. That's a rock about it

It's just what it is. It's fashion design is all right. I'm gonna say my fashion designer over here. I don't got time for your bullshit. You ugly piece of shit. No manners. Whoreface. All right. I'm not gonna say that. I'm gonna say it in my head only. Has Teresa ever rode hard for anyone on this show? Like when push comes to shove, has she ever like really stood up for someone that was not herself? She really has not. She has not. Anytime that one of her friends gets into some sort of shit, she goes, I'm just going to stay out of it. Blink, blink. I'm staying out of it because I don't want to be dragged into it. But then she fully expects everyone to not just stand up for her, but to flip tables, throw drinks on her behalf. So Danielle is sorely mistaken if she thought that you'd ever get anything

beyond a few blank stares and blinks out of Teresa. Yeah. And also you've been here for like five minutes, so nobody's giving you that. So, uh, she's like, yeah, it's going to be there tonight, you know, and she's probably going to float in cause she's the devil. And it's like, what if she does come she goes I know you said I need to work on my face all right let's work on my face because yeah no aggressive faces baby all right you got to stop with the

werewolf face all right don't flare your nostrils okay you're doing it right now shut I am yeah stop doing that whatever you're doing right now stop doing that it's a werewolf face She's well, by the way, I can't wait for kids BAP. I'm very excited for kids BAP I'm like, how did we just pivot right into kids BAP from that? How'd that happen? So it turns out the kids are gonna be doing some kids BAP stuff, which you know, we're all excited for I'm sure there's gonna be a video and You think okay, they're gonna do kids BAP fine, but Is that gonna come to kids bop?

I'm like, oh my god. At this point, you know she's just entrapping this father. Like she's gonna invite him to every small insignificant thing. And then when he can't come, because he decides he doesn't wanna take a 45 minute drive to watch the kids get frozen yogurt or something. Like, hey dad, we're going to yogurt land. Are you gonna come for the kids?

Do it for the kids. Don't you want the kids to grow up? He's like, no, I'm not going to come for yogurt land. It's like, ah, he doesn't show up for anything. I don't want to be rejected and happen because of my brother. Yeah. And she's so confused why he doesn't show up places, but he's not showing up because you're going to embarrass him on camera and he knows you. Okay. He knows what you're going to do. Also, can you have anything in your? That's not branded with the word kids Yeah, exactly. Bulls II kids bulls II kids bulls II kids. So she went to kids pop Get pop can do it's like if she was at that restaurant. She'd be like talk

You know what we're gonna have it's taco kids Tuesday. Can I have a taco kid? Ma'am, we don't have taco kids. I will have it if it's not branded kids. I would also like to point out that this shoot is happening at 5pm at Newark. So she wants her dad to go in rush hour traffic to Newark of all places. I think I'm with the dad. I'm going to take a pass and send me an Instagram video. I'll see it from my a hundred percent with the dad and the brother for that, for that, for the fact of that matter. What am I trying to say? For that matter? You're with the brother, as a matter of fact.

I am with everybody because Danielle just got out of her life. So I it's it's a her problem, even though I really love her. Okay So then we're looking for for that matter or as a matter of fact For that matter. Yeah for that matter. I think it's what I wanted to say. So then she tells us Ah, you know that yeah that he decided of an agency So I become friendly with the PR team kids of kids pop a musical group that does covers of all major songs, but for kids song kids radio kids bop kids bop So the producers like well, why can't why can't you reach out to your dad? Why does it have to go through Nate because Nate is the one like passing on all the information and she's like hi

I'm weak. I'm not strong enough to do it myself. But my brother cut me out from his life. I think that's a feeling I will never get over. So if I come out of it, on my comfort zone, and get rejected, it would destroy me for a long time. You're the one who got him out. He didn't cut you out. Of course he's got, he can't wait for his daughter to, you know, like, why don't you, like this is, I'm sorry.

This is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard, okay? No, you are just being ridiculous. Reach out to your father and he will, I'm sure, come to whatever stupid event that you want to have. Even though he's not. Well, I guess maybe because Nate's doing it. But also you have to- We got sick last time. You don't get nervous cutting people off, you just get nervous apologizing, you know what I mean? You need to be as bold in your apologies as you are in your victimizing now. So, he's like, okay, babe, well, as soon as he lets me know, I'll let you know. I'll tell him he has a deadline of today. So he needs to let me know.

Pete Slauson Oh, wow. Wow. Really driving a hard bargain about whether or not you're going to get to see Kidz Bop. So, Nate tells us. Nate This lucky man gets the chance to come to the Kidz Bop offices. He's missing it. Don't miss that opportunity when Kidz Bop comes a call. And so Nate says, I don't have a dad. I lost my dad a long time ago. So this is a man that became my dad. I looked at him for everything like dad stuff, you know? And when I navigate the waters with him, it's to protect her, because she's my wife. I never had a wife. Now she's my wife, he's my dad.

Those are my kids. That's my chair. I never had a chair. That's my chair. That's why I eat breakfast sandwiches. I never had a breakfast sandwich, but then I had one. That's my breakfast sandwich. That's what it is.

It's pretty good. It's a good breakfast sandwich. I told that breakfast sandwich, you got a deadline. You better get in my stomach within five minutes or you don't get to go to Kidz Bop. I tell my dad, her dad, how it is that she's not ready to be vulnerable right now. It's going to hurt too much. It hurts too much to be vulnerable. And by vulnerable, I mean asking someone if they want to come see Kidz Bop.

It's not easy. I just know that one day we will be able to get over that Kidz Bop bridge and I do believe that. I'm gonna make sure that I'm the one that paves the path over the bridge to Kidz Bop. So then we go to the Gramercy Lakeside Manor. Where Melissa's having her MV fashion show. So here we go.

She's like, okay, I need all the models. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. I was just trying to watch Joe Gorgas head explode. Joe, you doing okay? He's like, I can't see right now. Oh man, stop doing the elevator game. So he goes, there she is, there she is. Ah, look, there's Melissa.

She looks great. She goes, oh Joe, look, check out my seating arrangement. See, this is where Melissa's storyline is at. She's seating arrangements. Check out my seating arrangement. You're next to Dolores and Donna and I moved a couple of people around because I don't want Jen Aiden staring at Danielle because I don't know if somebody is going to get up. See Kim D would have them going face to face and then nothing even happened.

She would shove a microphone in Jen Aiden's face and say, Jen, welcome to my fashion show. Would you tell the audience what you think about the bitch across the street from you? Across the alley, across the catwalk from you, I mean. So then, Jen Aiden's FaceTiming to recess, like, I'm getting ready, baby. You want to see what I'm gonna wear? It's like a jumpsuit. It's gonna be the first time I'm seeing Danielle since your party, what do you think of that? God, I wish I had more confidence, I would have more confidence if Bill was sitting here on the couch with his arm up and his hair all askew, but nevertheless, I'm stuck with

you baby. And Teresa's saying, yeah, I'm not, oh yeah, well, you know, the, uh, Danielle is not going to be going. She has some sort of kids bop thing or something like that. And she's like, Oh God, I don't good. Excited to see it twice in a row, baby. Wonderful. Are you excited for your thing? You should. Oh yeah. My podcast. And Teresa tells us that she's going to be doing her first ever live event for Namaste bitches. And, uh, we learned about her podcast and stuff and Melissa Feaster and Pister or whatever and everyone and yada, yada, yada. We're going to have fun talking about everything like live,

love, sex, relationships, life, dogs, windows, cats, leafs, kids. Bap. So, Leaves. Kids map. So, yeah, so it's a live show and Teresa saying just a little nervous, but whatever. So now we go back to the envy fashion show.

Melissa's talking to the models. She's like, are you guys already? You guys look gorgeous. Do you like your pieces back? Do you want do you want your pieces? I think it looks good. I want to see all your faces. So just sort of like getting everyone ready a lot of like, you know fashion show fashion show kind of stuff and Melissa says You know, so this is a fun event

This is my baby and we've been doing this since I had babies and now my daughter's in college and I'm gonna I'm just gonna start crying everyone like let's go out there. Let's go out there. I want to show you what I have in mind Okay, what I want is you guys to look straight ahead Okay, and look nice. Don't wave to people in the audience Your moment to shine like diamonds. Okay, does everyone feel good? I'm like this is way too much work for basically walking Talbot stuff down the runway Talbot's your that was kind of you. That was very, very nice. Pete Slauson You're right. That was way too kind of you. Jared Larkin So then Danielle's there. So, hey, hey, hey, it's

me, Danielle. She goes, oh my god, you're here. Did you miss my run through? She goes, no, I was standing right here, like a fucking flesh toe disco ball in this dress you sent me. Like, what the hell? She's like, oh, hi. Hi, Nate. Are you excited? Melissa does not seem to really like Danielle, which I think is funny. I think it's funny that no one on this show really likes Danielle. Yeah, I don't get the feeling that people have real relationships with her. I feel like last season she was making a real effort

to be with everyone, but this season is the season where she's kind of capitalizing off of her fame. She's sending her kids into Kidz Bop. She's trying to do her fashion thing. And I feel like they all are not so into her. Yeah, I agree. And it's sad because I think she's the future. Okay. I believe that Daniels are our future. Treat them well. But I think it's like the Staten Island thing too, isn't that where she's from? I think they just looked down on that. And as a Staten Island boy for one year when I was 19 or 18 rather, I disapprove. Staten Island boy for one year when I was 19, or 18 rather, I disapprove.

Staten Island is a great place. St. George for life, bitch. So, you know, so they're just like talking about this fashion show and Melissa's like, I hope nobody comes to blows tonight. And Nate's like, we'll be cordial. We're here for your event. Is the first fashion show.

I never had a fashion show before. Okay, all right, Nate, don't do this. That's a home bit. Don't do it in public. Okay, Nate? So then Marge is getting ready. She's like, oh my god, I'm wearing stuff from Envy. Could you die? Melissa's gifting us stuff. I mean, this is great. I told her I want socialite chic. Okay, I want to look like I'm going to a swan raid, Joe. Swan raid. Pour it, Joe. Pour it. I'm going to a swarming job swarming. Put it Joe, put it. Yeah, I told I told Melissa I said, Look, give me an outfit. That's almost like made of iron like armor. Okay, because I just want to wear something that represents how much I have supported Jackie on my shoulders ever since I was born.

Okay, something strong. So then Dolores is getting ready with Polly and she's like, Oh, God, people get so dressed up for this. Let me tell you, this friend group needs professional help. I know that I jumped into that from fashion. They could probably use it with fashion too, but let's face it, we're in Jersey. There was no professional help. Okay. But you know, at Danielle's Bougie Kids event, Jen Fessler, Rachel got into it and then Margaret's going to see Jackie cause they haven't spoken. I don't even know what's going to become a Jen Aiden and Danielle. It's a mess. Thank God we're going into electricity.

Oh, well it seems like a lot of people are sparring a little bit. Well, question is, do I think any of these girls will make up? I don't know. Tonight will be very telling. I was like, tonight will not tell you anything. It will just be more of the same, I guarantee you. So then we're back at the fashion show and people are arriving and Melissa explains what doing this on national TV does, which is give her exposure. Now she goes through a whole supply and demand kind of monologue. Yeah. Good for her.

Yeah. Cause she has a whole new community guys. Now she's in Franklin lakes. So now she gets to show up everything that's happening in her store. So, and then she's talking, you know, it's just, yeah, she's just really giving herself a big pat in the back for hiring an event space and having people walk down a walkway with clothes on. So, and I'm not being reductive to fashion shows. I'm being reductive to the envy fashion show. So, basically everybody starts arriving.

Marge sees Fessler and she's like, are you going to talk to Rachel? And Fessler's like, I don't know. She's always heard. She's always heard. I mean, I've done something, but I'm actually trying my best to protect a family." Marge is like, well, it's just because she feels like, you know, why does a family have to be on the defense? You know what I'm saying? Like, why is everybody attacking her family? I'm not putting a family on the defense though. I'm defending a family. It's enough. It's enough. I've had enough. And then, Margaret is talking, Jennifer Aiden shows up and Margaret's like so did you know are you gonna talk to Jennifer Aiden? She's like no no, how can we have a conversation?

She's basically like a father figure at this point She was I got nothing to say to that girl, but I did have something to say I'd say jet You're a fucking bitch. I hate everything about you. You're lower than the scum on my shoe. Honestly, I wish nothing but the worst for you. I want to wipe the floor with you Monday through Sunday night. I fucking hate you. But other than that, I got nothing to say. Let me tell you something.

Listen, listen, listen, Danielle. Jackie and I aren't getting along, OK? But I would never character assassinate her. And Jackie's sitting right there. She's, um, yeah, but you did. You called me a pathetic loser and a fame whore. And then flashback to three days ago, Margaret saying like, you're desperate

for fame and popularity. And Margaret goes, well, that was only after you said that you were so much smarter and better than me that I'm down, and I'm down here. And then we see the full clip, which was Jackie saying, I'm a thousand times smarter than you. Don't play your fucking mind games on me, okay? which was Jackie saying, I'm a thousand times smarter than you. Don't play your fucking mind games on me. Okay. And Jackie's like, I never thought I was better than you. So don't talk like that. And she goes, oh, oh, it's okay.

You know what? We're not going to go for tiffit tests. Don't worry about, don't worry about it. Jack said, I don't even speak like that. I mean, you did. You, you did. He didn't say better technically, but you said smarter. You were smarter. So then the guys were all talking, the husbands, and they're talking because Frank lost his dog, Lolly. And so they were sad and Frank is telling the story and it's a sad story, of course, but it's I'm laughing because Frank is like, yeah, show me and Brittany, we're supposed to go to Costa Rico. Okay. Costa Rico. And we're going to go down to Costa Rico.

And we didn't get to Costa Rico because the dogs. Yeah. We didn't get to Costa Rico. I was really looking forward to Costa Rico. We didn't get to Costa Rico, but I'm looking forward to a future trip to Costa Rico. Yeah. So the guys, no one asked about the dog, of course. They're just like, oh my god, can't wait to party, bobs.

So now Rachel Foodie joins the girls, and Danielle's like, oh, excuse me, we got a little bit of taste in the hair, love that. So they talk about Envy clothes, and Rachel's like, are we all in envy today? Yes. Oh, Jackie, by the way, Jackie, did you get that from envy? It looks like shit. So I just assumed it was from Melissa Gorgon store. And Jackie's like, no, I got this at well, no, I haven't been to envy. She was. My name is Georgia King and I am thrilled to be the host of

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Georgia, do you know what Joy sounds like? I think I'm hearing it right now. Oh, because guess what? She sent us all dresses. Guess what? If you've got a dress from Envy for free, raise your hand. Okay, then one, two, three, everyone's raising their hand. Oh, Jackie, what's wrong?

You didn't get a dress from Envy? Oh, that's so embarrassing for free, raise a hand. Okay, then one, two, three, everyone's raising their hand. Oh, Jackie, what's wrong? You didn't get a Dress From Envy? Oh, that's so embarrassing for you. Oh my God. Maybe it's because you went there at the slumber party when she was taking measurements. Anybody invite Jackie to that slumber party? Oh, sorry, Jackie. You know what, maybe it was after the party

when we were hanging out and having lunch in the lunchroom together. Surely you were there that day, weren't you, Jackie? No one told Jackie we were having lunch together in the lunchroom. Oh, sorry, Jackie. Jackie said, I don't even care. I don't care about free clothes from Envy. I know who my real friends are. You know what? I know where I stand. I'm good. So she goes away. I mean, that was a full on mean girl move from Marge, but it was also hilarious. It was

so mean. Oh, we all got these free outfits. So then Jackie's like, so she pulls her stuff and just goes away. She's so much, I can't, I can't, I gotta get away from them. So then she, then we, then Dolores and Polly arrive and people, there's a bunch of people in the, in the kitchen just eating meatballs, which is inevitable on this show. That's we're inevitably going to have that scene like once a week. I'm surprised we don't see it more. Yeah. Um, I like this.

They're just all hanging out, eating the catering straight from the caterer. So then Danielle and Rachel are talking and Danielle's like, can we do shots? This is shots. And they do. And then she's like, I got a burp. You got to be so upset that Rachel's like, I have to burp. Don't be upset with me. She's like, ah, do it that way. I can't take it. So then Fessler is talking to Jennifer Aiden and she's like, oh, I got this outfit from a store called Envy. I don't know if you've heard of it. She's like, oh my God, you're so tan, baby. And then Dolores shows up, well, walks into the group and she's got this purse that's

like, it's lighting up. And they're all like, oh my God, that's amazing. And Jackie loves it. And Dolores is like, don't worry, I'll get you one, Jackie. And Jackie's like, you see, Dolores is good to me. I was annoyed because Margaret was like, oh, did you get this in envy? And I was like, I haven't been to envy.

And she was like, oh, well, Melissa sent us all dresses. And Dolores is like, well, I didn't get one. She said, if you would have called me, I didn't want it, but I didn't want to push anyone to wear my stuff. Oh, but then why does Margaret say it like that? Margaret just says it in a way that hurt me. And Dolores is like, Oh God, Jackie is a little overdramatic. I don't know how Marge did it for so long.

I just can't even. So of course, Jennifer is like happy to like jump on the anti-Marge. Margaret did it just to be mean, baby. You can grab my arms, Jackie. You're safe with me and Teresa." Pete Yeah. Well, listen, Jackie is getting what she deserves. I feel like Marge is being pretty light. I think she's going pretty easy on her, really. She could be going scorched earth and she's just making a little shady comments here and there.

Jared Yeah, I don't know why Jackie is so, like, Jackie's whole new revelation about Margaret is she's a nasty, nasty lady. But it's like, if you think she's a nasty lady, why are you surprised when she comes at you in such a nasty way, you know? Yeah. And it's okay when you're using her as a weapon. So you can't like suddenly start crying, you know, years later, like it's that being the victim, that's ridiculous. So then especially after you were the one who jumped teams and went on Jennifer Aiden's team, that doesn't even make any fucking sense. So then, um, Dolores is like, Oh, everyone's

got that panties in a bunch in this group. It's almost like they're looking for something to hold on to. So, um, so then Jackie's still like, Oh, my blind is wrapped now. And Jeff goes, well, maybe she was never your friend to begin with, baby. I'm like, says Jennifer Aiden, says Jennifer Aiden. So Dolores is like, you know what? I'm getting so upset about this whole friend group. Where the fuck are we going? Am I right? Am I right? And Marcus, Oh, Dolores, hi, guess what? I didn't even see you were being blocked by this disgusting blob of humanity. Oh, sorry, Jack. I didn't didn't realize that was you. I'm so sorry. I'm just allergic to betrayal. So my eyes are watering up. Can we just move over here so I can see off? There you are. There you are.

Dolores, I didn't even see you because I've been trained to look at to not to look at non envy outfits at this fashion show. So unfortunately, Jackie was standing right in front of you. Then how can you see me? I'm not wearing a V either. OK, I really didn't think that one through. Okay, but here's the point. Jackie's stupid. Listen, don't pill calls in my diss. So now you're calling me a hole picker? I'm just gonna let that one- She's a nasty woman, I'm telling you, Delores. She's very nasty.

Listen, let's go talk. So Marge goes, hello, Jennifer, you holding up? And Jennifer's like, I am holding up. Yeah, I'm good. But you could have called me and checked on me. I mean, that's something you would do. You would call me. You would call me and say, Jen, how you doing, Jen? I mean, we're friends now, right?

So that's what you do. You know, you're right. I'm sorry. I wasn't right. I totally jackied that one up. I apologize. Yeah, but. It wasn't right. I totally jackied that one up. I apologize. Yeah, but you could have called me. I could have.

But you could have. I could have. You're totally right. And you didn't. I didn't. You didn't at all. I didn't. Okay, well, I've been trying to yell at you, but it's not going to work. Let's hug and stand.

Okay, stupid, stupid girl. You're in luck, Jennifer, because I'm in front of Jackie and I want to show that I can be reasonable to people so you're benefiting from it. But otherwise I'd be like, you don't serve a phone call for the rest of your entire life, you stupid idiot. So Dolores is like, say what you will about Margaret, but right now she's acknowledging that she was wrong. It's very refreshing to see some civility.

And I'm starting to see a glimpse of hope. I'm like, good luck with that, Dolores. You're on New Jersey. Pete Slauson So then, Jennifer, thanks, Rachel, for reaching out to her. Jennifer, you don't get to act like you are so traumatized. You started it. Okay? Jennifer He did not fall off a mountainside and survive. Okay? You had a plastic cup that was slammed on your cheek. Pete Slauson So, guys, it's time for the Envy Fashion Show with, I feel so bad for the guy who had to

announce this. He's like, we are moments away from the Envy Fashion Show starring Melissa Gorga. I know. Melissa tells her models, okay, everyone, let's get our model faces on. We got five minutes. I'm like, are there model faces in this group? I'm not totally sure. So, um, there's some Tonka truck faces if I've ever seen that Tonka truck. Yeah. So everyone takes their seats and everything and the models are coming out and everything. And, and Jennifer and Marge are sitting across from each other,

but they're being nicey nice. They're sort of being funny. The fashion show goes, happens. It's just like totally unremarkable clothing being paraded down the catwalk. How come people spray their feet with hairspray? I assume it was like anti-slip stuff. Oh, I don't know. Okay.

I have no idea. Or it could just be like in Jersey, if there's any excuse to use hairspray, you don't know. I have no idea. Or it could just be like in Jersey, you have like, if there's any excuse to use the hairspray, you just use it. They're just like, guys, we don't want the ozone layer to get away with this. Okay. We're ruining this fucker. Okay. Trying to keep us from the sun. So Jennifer Aiden is hilarious during this. Is it for grip? By the way, yeah. It's for grip. Get a grip. Thanks internet. Jennifer Aiden is absolutely hilarious in this because she's basically saying

what we're all wondering. She's very loudly during the fashion show going, so these clothes are from Envy, right? She didn't design them, right? She didn't design this. Can you hear me? Melissa Gorgas did not design any of these clothes, baby." Her friend's like, no, they're from Embiid, but she didn't. So she didn't design them? No, she didn't design them. So she's like, I don't understand this concept of having a fashion show with clothes without your fashion.

Just doesn't make any sense. But I did notice she didn't have any male models this time, probably because the alleged cheating happened with a male model, baby. Then we see some flashbacks of that and she goes, you know, keep it off. Thank you, my baby. And dodge a bullet. Smart move, baby. She's just smiling so big. She has a shit eating grin on her face.

Just loving resurfacing the rumors yet again. Which by the way, she was blaming Marge for bringing up in the first place, but center first is doing it again, bringing it up as many times as she possibly can. Does envy sell men's clothes? I forgot about that. I don't know, but I don't know what envy really does. But what I do think is funny is that like I could imagine a promotional

fashion show where you say, Hey, this is the stuff that I'm could imagine a promotional fashion show where you say, Hey, this is the stuff that I'm doing that I'm selling in my store. Check it out. If this looks good on, if this looks good to you, we're selling it. Here's a sale. But then at the end of the fashion show, Melissa comes out and takes a bow. She literally bows. Like you do not design these clothes, this clothing. You do not take a bow because you organize something like an event, you know? Like, it just doesn't work that way.

Jared Liesman Wow, this store is not cheap. I'm looking at it right now. I don't think I've ever been to Envy by Melissa Gorga. She's got a rain address. It's a flower dress. It's pretty. It's $495. Pete Liesman Wow,. Jared Am I right? Pete Slauson That is crazy. Then she's got a fringe top with like, see-through short sleeves. It's hideous. It's hideous. $231. What the hell? Jared Yeah, this is expensive. Pete Slauson That's crazy. It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. Jared Okay, so then, um, uh,

the Delora, they, you know, they're talking after the show and Dolores is like, wow, I didn't think it was possible, but everybody put their bullshit aside and came together from Melissa. We're taking baby steps. Are we? And best bucket show ever. Oh, so, well yeah, of course it seems like the best fucking show ever. Cause the last thing you went to is boug ever. Oh. So, well, yeah, of course it seems like the best fucking show ever, because the last thing you went to was Bougie Kids probably.

So now we have Teresa and Louis pulling up to a digital marquee with the words. Namaste bitches live show featuring Teresa Dudaize with the Melissa Feast of Experiences. So they're arriving at the venue for their live podcast show. So, I listened to this when this first came out, and this Melissa Feaster lady just basically cheers Teresa on the whole time, which I guess that's what you would expect, right? But Teresa,

hi, I'm Teresa. She goes, you sure are Teresa, the most amazing woman I've ever known in my life. Am I right, audience? There's no audience here, but still, just imagine people clapping. Imagine my applause times a hundred, Teresa. Imagine, okay, when I ask Melissa, she's the non-bitch version of the other Melissa. You are so right. That woman is just so horrible to you, Teresa. Teresa, how do you deal with it? You are an amazing, unamazing, you know, this morning I had a bagel, you are tastier. You are tastier than that bagel, Teresa. You are perfection. You are fucking perfection. It's like having a podcast with QVC. Girl. But now they don't even speak. Something happened.

Something happened? Supposedly with Louis, like Louis treated her like garbage. Wait a second. I don't know if that's true, but hopefully we find out on the show what happened because it's not good. They do not speak anymore. That's outrageous. I cannot believe someone that Teresa was close to no longer speaks to her anymore. That's no, no, no. That woman, when she makes a friend, she keeps a friend. Okay. So I don't believe any of these, any of these lies. Yeah. Um, so, uh, they're talking about how they can't keep the hands off each other.

And Melissa, uh, was a fan, so they met each other at some kind of book signing or something that some event Teresa was doing and then became friends. So again, Teresa picks a fan to do her dirty work and it ends poorly. I was going to say it's the old book signing to real housewives pipeline on this show. It really happens a lot. I mean, isn't that where Jackie first surfaced, right? There's that famous photo of Jackie, uh, taking a photo with Theresa. Barnes and Noble is like the central casting of real housewives of New Jersey.

Okay. So they're doing a sound check and everything. They're doing it. And, um, meanwhile elsewhere in Newark, New Jersey, Danielle and her kids, just about that sound check. Uh, I'm your Mike person. I just wanted you to know it sounded screechy and uneducated. Is that what you were going for? Okay. Perfect places. You know what actually drove me nuts about that setup that they had on stage. So, uh, there were two chairs, two sort of a club chairs, kind of facing each other at like a three quarter angle,

two microphones on an arm, but the, but the microphone arms were in front of the chairs. So basically between basically Teresa and the audience, wouldn't you have set up the microphones to be on the other sides? That way they come from behind Ronnie. Don't you agree? Behind you from behind you? Like why have the arm? So the arm going across her face to the audience, why not have the microphones coming from the, her other side? Like,

maybe the table was too long. Cause like I bought a microphone arm that I can't use because the table's long. And so the microphone is all the way to the left. But it's not on a table though. It was a floor. It was a floor mounted arm. So I'm like, why don't you put it on the other side? So that way it's not blocking. It's not blocking the view from the audience. It's just driving me nuts the whole time. I'm sure there's a logical answer. Well, maybe Teresa learned that if you position your mic a certain way, it can block

your waddle because that's what I'm having a problem with in this podcast is in my Texas setup, I have this big microphone that goes right below my chin. I didn't even know I had a waddle. And then I started don't have a waddle. I do. It's okay. It's just, it's nature. And now I see it all the time. So I'm constantly playing with it cause I don't have something to block it. So maybe she realized the magic microphone, waddle blocker. I'm sure that's exactly the, the logic. So anyway, uh, over in Newark, New Jersey, um, the, uh, the, the, it's basically the kids' bop version of Bollywood. Um, we're in,

uh, it's time to shoot this music video. And so this lady, Jackie, her name is Jackie slash Maddie. She's the kids' bop rep. Uh, I was just talking about the theme for the video is that like, there's going to be an office and the kids are going to come running in and take over and they're going to be like, yeah, kids run the office now. So, um, so they're, they're going to be doing this. But the real issue is, where's dad? Is dad going to come? Pete Slauson Where is dad? Dad has another excuse. And this time, it says his girlfriend had to get eyelid surgery and still hasn't recovered properly. And Danielle's like, excuse those excuses. Excuse me, that is actually legit.

And you should support your new mother's eyelid surgery. Yeah, exactly. I mean, she was like, it sucks, you know, I wanted to see him, but I wanted him to have part of these things, but I just think that there's always something that's gotta come up. I'm like, he was sick and now his wife

has had the complications from surgery. I don't think that's like something came up. Sorry, he can't make it to Kid kids bop during rush hour in Newark. Yeah. And so, uh, they have a kids bop scene and you know, it's as awkward as you'd think it would. The whole theme is like, wow, kids run the office. Like kids go to work and pretend that they own everything and they know what they're doing. I'm like, we already see Danielle storyline and for trying to pretend she's a fashion designer. Can we not? I know. It's like Danielle's bop. Like I've seen it.

Danielle bop is definitely happening this season. So now people are showing up at Teresa's event. Jackie shows up and they, of course they hug her big time and bestler to all the, all the friends that they're courting to the side. So, I mean, it really is just like house the dragons. Like we were going to talk about that next on our podcast and like the parallels are really strong on this show. So Jennifer and Teresa, Jack, you're all talking and, um, Teresa's like, I got nothing to say to my grandma, right? Because like there is just like what Louis X, right?

Cause there's like a court case going on. So like, you know, like there's like a lot of stuff about Louie, like including about people like within our circles. So like I can't talk about it cause it's like a legalized like lawsuit or like law, but like, you know, you get it right? Yeah. But you guys will know when the time is right, you guys you got it right. Yeah. You guys will know when the time is right. You guys will know about it.

So Dolores walks in and she goes, I feel like I'm in a church. Yeah, it's a cathedral. Cause I'm bringing back God into my life cause I was mad at God. Cause I went to jail. And pastor's like, well, Teresa can forgive God. Then maybe we can all find a way to forgive.

You're mad at God that you went to jail. How do you think God feels, you fucker? Jared Slauson God's mad at himself that he created you. Pete Slauson And I love that she's like, yeah, I'm in a cathedral because I'm making up with God. So, that's why I'm coming into a church and doing what God loves, making profit inside of a church. Pete Slauson Like, so, do these people even have Bibles? Like, come on, even I know this. And then Jennifer's like, yeah, here we are in a church. So, do these people even have Bibles? Like, come on, even I know this.

And then Jennifer's like, yeah, here we are in the church, I fucking love fucking motherfucking church, god damn it. Yeah, baby. So, they go take their seats and everything, and they're all sitting on these folding chairs and everything. Dorinda shows up, which is a great surprise. Like, chairs and everything. Dorinda shows up, which is a great surprise. I'm here. Okay, we should got to see Aretha Franklin before my lover. R-A-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to lasagna. God, great show on, great show on. Okay, you know, here I am. You know, the rumor is that these girls were supposed to come to Bluestone Manor for their vacation this year. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. That was the rumor. I forgot about that rumor. What happened to that rumor?

Jon Moffitt They died. So then, um, Dorinda, they make small talk about Polly and all that good stuff. And then Jen, you know, whatever, who cares? Everybody gets there. Danielle comes and it's like, don, don, don. And just like, I can't believe Danielle's here. Hold on, let's go sit right by Danielle so I can say that again after I tried to walk away, baby. I was very calm She was very angry about something I said I mean just you can't seems like you can't even choose anyone of stealing from charity these days without eliciting a bad Reaction, so she just kept asking me what was wrong with white white white white with you what to say that And Danielle hears her and passes by she goes goes, disgusted, so fucking disgusted. She's like,

yeah, Danielle was like, you motherfucker. And I said, you want to get paid? And she goes, you motherfucker. And fuck, fuck, fuck it and fuck, fuck, motherfucker. I'm like, I'm so glad we're in a church. And then they just start dropping the F-bomb. And then, you know, like Gary Ginnity pointed out, I'll watch what happens last night. He's like, I love that Teresa has a huge event in a church to highlight how much she's not ever going to forgive anybody. Pete Slauson Exactly. Right. And in fact, and this is also a podcast episode about finding peace. By the way, could this live show look any more dull? It's like, like hi today's episode is about finding my peace and

journaling so you guys wanna hear my journal? Okay here's my journal. Dear diary what's going on? Why am I talking to you? Why didn't you have my back diary? When my brother was saying those things where were you diary sign Teresa why oh dear diaries why I always believed in its family I love daughters daughters are family dogs are like family but not like daughters so who's family more daughters or dogs how do you spell Kumin is it Kumin or coming why do people why do people say i'm coming? If they're not pouring cumin on you Instead of sperms why I don't get it. Thank you diary. Don't ever call me again. You dumb bitch

Just kidding his family don't don't open ever again. You dumb bitch Okay, audience. We're gonna take a 10 minute break and then you can ask questions to my diary. Bye Okay, audience, we're gonna take a 10 minute break and then you can ask questions in my diary. Bye Teresa's journal God help us. Oh my god So then they go backstage and It's like, you know what you did great the way you read the way you read every other word in your journal That was wonderful. I loved that being able to piece together the thoughts in your head. It was fascinating.

It was amazing. The part where you got to mustard, ketchup, potato. Yeah, because that's what the french fries made out of, right? The part when you started to recite Good Night Moon. Oh, beautiful. I don't know why you wrote that in your journal, but I know it meant something to you at that moment. So Danielle's like, yeah, we are really excited to come here for you. They're all just like thanking her. They're like, oh my God, you did such a good job, etc., etc.

And she's like, yeah, thank you guys. We figured we'd have it here in a cathedral because I brought God back into my life now. So maybe this will bring good vibes. And then Danielle goes, yeah, well, I'm shocked that I place didn't burn down with your ass in it, Jennifer. It's like, very nice, Danielle. Show your true colors. And Danielle goes, you showed your true colors. And Loris is like, so anyway, on that note, listen, Teresa wrote things down on paper. All right, let's all celebrate that. And Teresa's like, I love yous and I want to fix yous, guys. And Jennifer's like, there's something

you just can't fix, okay? You have certain relationships in your life you can't fix, right? Right, Teresa, right? She's like, bling, bling, bling, I don't get it. So Jennifer's like, you know what? Teresa goes, I know, but you know, this right here, it's all still fresh.

Yeah, well, she's keeping it fresher, baby. It's so fresh. She is fresh, fresh, not exciting. If there's one person in this room I'd rather die for, it's Teresa, and I can't believe she's not the same way as me. Teresa is more famous than you. You're ride or die because Teresa's the center

of this show, okay? And you're not the center of this show. Stop acting like it's equal. So, uh, so Dolores like, by the way, Teresa, don't you have to get back to the people up there? They've been waiting for three, three hours. Okay. So he's like, yeah, yeah, I got to do a Q and a. So they're like, okay, let's go do that. So Danielle gets up to walk out for the Q and a and then Jennifer sitting right by the door and Danielle just turns to Jennifer and goes, right by the door and Daniel just turns to Jennifer and goes, by the way, you look like shit. She goes, you do, you fucking clown. Now, like, what did she say? She just said you look like shit, by the way. And all you guys just sat there. You think I'm going to make up with that trash

box? I can't believe she said that, baby. Well, you sat there silent and don't talk to her like that, then. she said that baby. Well, you sat there silent and don't talk to her like that then. Dolores is like, come on, you're not a victim. She's like, come on, Dolores. Oh, come on, go ahead, pull her hair out of her head then. She goes, that was not nice. And then she was trying to say, let me make up with her. So I'm not yelling at her. I'm just saying, Theresa, you just can't make me make up with somebody She's like, I'm all making me up with nobody's no more She's a fucking clown she looked like a fucking clown she was back there like a fucking clown like a classic sparkling clown Sparkling like a fucking clown Clowns back there

So like a fucking clown. So Dolores is like, Jen, you're a tough girl. Surely you can handle it. She's like, Oh yeah, because I'm not handling it because I just want to pop that bitch. Okay. Well, there you go. That's where it ended. That's where it ended. Yeah. No, I think there's only like two more episodes left. Get out. No way. Yeah. So no vacation. It's just that bad. They're not even having a vacation.

That's it. No vacation. It's just up to 12 episodes and that's it. And then they're going to do some weird thing for the reunion, whatever they did for that. Well, they got to have this big fight at Rails. Yeah, because there was never, there was no mid-season trailer. Wow. This season is a mess. But yet I feel like it's a very functional mess. Like I'm, I'm enjoying it.

It's like season. It's good season, but for something that has so much dysfunction, uh, backstage or off camera, I'm surprised that it's actually as coherent as it is. Yeah. I think it's a super fun season. So, you know, we'll see what happens, but people are going to be getting fired, some heads are going to be rolling. Yeah, that is it's a super fun season. So, you know, we'll see what happens, but people are going to be getting fired. Some heads are going to be rolling. Yeah, that is for sure. Wow.

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