Watch What Crappens - #2491 RHOC S18E02: Living in Gina’s Head Rent Free, Part 1

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

This is part one of a two-parter!Gina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crap-Ins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkerr and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, Ben. How are you? Well, hello Ben. How are you? Your little tiger. Oh, I'm doing great. Just want to check in. Have you paid your rent this month? Because if not, Gina's going to have a real issue with you. Oh my God. Listen,

you don't want another poor coming for you. I mean, Gina, poor shaming somebody is fucking hilarious. What is a pinata going to come mock me for being too full of candy? Fuck out of here, Gina. Shut the fuck up So we are talking orange county today, uh real quickly If you're watching love island usa the season is reaching its climax this sunday It's the finale and we've been recapping it over on patreon. We've been doing these quote unquote mini recaps about like 20 to 30 minutes And um, if you want to hear the fresh takes,

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favorite episodes. That's it. So yesterday I start watching Orange County and it's a scene where like Heather's packing, you know, because her new house is so stressful. And then Shannon and Tamara both call her separately saying, I'm on my way to meet Tamara. I'm on my way to meet Shannon. And Heather's like, oh my God, I hope they can work it out. And then they go to have this lunch. And Tamara's like, you're a batch, batch, you never support me.

And Shannon's like, I don't think you understand how hurtful you can be, Tamara. And I went through, I swear to you, half an hour of this episode. And I got to the part where Gina's like, I'm having a party, it's a pink party. But then she's too sick to have it, so Emily does it for her.

And I'm like, Gina is refusing to throw another one of her lame parties and making, I was like, this is just like last season, nothing changes. It was last season. They were showing episode two of last season, uh, which my thing recorded and I watched half of it, not even realizing it was last season. So well done.

So I've been hoodwinked. Yeah, very nice. Um, walls. I mean, so many things do stay the same. I mean, Orange County really is a series where there are just different kind of building blocks that they scramble. Like they build a Jenga tower out of the same building blocks. So this year the building block is Shannon and Tamar are not friends and Shannon right. And Shannon and Heather are now working on their friendship.

And Gina is a mad at someone that she was close with last season. You know, like these are the building blocks. We have a new tower. The blocks are in a different arrangement and it's all going to fall down by the end of the season. Yeah. Well, one thing remains solid. Gina's wardrobe. Wow. Are there rayon trees just growing in her backyard or what? I mean, I've never seen so many bad clothes on one person. It's like a, I mean, it's like a fashion show from real house lesson, New Jersey on this.

She's wearing, in one, her confessional, she's wearing a tin foil tube top and then like a Spambex mini skirt thing. And then in another, she looks like a to go hot dog. I mean, I don't even know like a hot dog wrapped up to go. I don't even know what you would call that. As opposed to a sit in order at the table, eat at the table hot dog. Yeah, like eat half the hot dog.

I'm like, can I take it to go and give you some foil and you just kind of wrap it up and like, you know, put it under your tube top and go home. I mean, what the hell is she doing? And you know, the other day we were on Jeff Lewis, which by the way, thanks for having us always love talking to those guys, but we were on there and we were talking about OC and you were talking about Gina just being an asshole. You know, we're talking about Gina being a bomb in general. And I actually felt kind of guilty because, you know, whenever we go on Jeff Lewis, that's like a bigger, it feels like it's a different thing

because it's on the radio. And I don't know, I always feel meaner somehow, like, cause at least you're in our own house. They really listen on that. When you, when you go to Jeff Lewis. There's a better chance of them listening for sure. And I was like, you know, we're mean, we're so mean. And Gina's not that bad.

And like, it's not cool to be like, what has she even done really, you know? Well, this episode really showed us that we were correct. Gina is such a monster. She is not a good person. That is not a good person. That is a mean, mean girl. I thought Gina was such an asshole this episode, like such an asshole. And you know, it's like, and you know, me, I like to see both sides, you know, I'm like Joni Mitchell. I see both sides now. And, um, you know, it's like, and you know, me, I like to see both sides. You know, I'm like Joni Mitchell. I see both sides now and, um,

you know, Trump and he's like, yeah, there's good people on both sides. That's what you get when you do that with Gina. You're supporting terrorism. Thank you for comparing Gina to the Charlottesville incident. Um, but this is, you know, but for real though, like I was trying, I really like try to put my, my, my, my feet in her and her pay less shoes. And I say to myself, don't do that. They're going to sweat off your damn tingles. I have all sorts of dye on my toes now. No, I mean, I was,

I was like, I like, okay, if I went out of my way and I got this girl into this house and then she's fucking up and now it's giving me issues in my professional context, I think I would definitely be annoyed. But I think though that if this were my friend, I would, I don't know, it's like your friend's being evicted. I just think that's such a, that's so much more cataclysmic for the friend than it is for you losing your contact. Like what is stop the gene of like calling up the contact and saying, like, I'm so sorry. I vouched this person. I'm mortified. How can I make it up to you? Can I take you to dinner? Like, this is awful.

Like I just feel like that's so much more easily smoothed over. Not like Jen is any saint. Like Jen is like, Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Like Jen does have to get her act together. But I think Gina who has been through such hard times, who has Shannon apologizing to her midway through the episode. Uh, and, and Gina's saying like, now you know what, like now you understand what I'm going through. But yet refusing to empathize with Jen,

who's going through something very similar to what Gina went through. I just think that Gina's a total asshole for it. It's gross. And this whole thing of like, I vouched for you. What are you talking about? You were renting a house. It's a business transaction.

That's like me saying, hey, Ross Dress for Less, here's Ben. And then you buy a shirt from there and then you act like a jackass a week later. Am I supposed to go apologize to Ross? No, they're a fucking store that they sell things and it's the same with this renter. Gina didn't do any like huge favors. She was like, give me a fuck break with that. Gina, you've been a realtor for one year.

You've got four sales under your belt. Shut the fuck up. Like she's coming for my career. Get out of here. And also she's acting like, Oh, Jen is the reason why this realtor is not calling her back. I guarantee there's more to the story than that. And also- You have no reputation. Why would she call you back? You're like at the bottom of the hill. And by the way, good for you for starting your own business and doing all of this. I'm not

shaming the work. I'm just saying like her blaming somebody else for her not getting a call back is absolute bullshit. Everybody knows that sometimes people go through things when their husband stops paying for the bill, especially in Orange County. It's like the capital of divorce. I don't think it's the first time that someone's ex has stopped paying the mortgage and they get evicted. I mean, it probably happens every goddamn day. And on top of that, Gina at one point says, you know, I got her into the house. We bypassed the credit check because we just used my words. I'm like, well, whose fault is that?

You're going to blame Jen for your shoddy, you know, rental agreement that you created. Like, you should be mad at yourself and you have to know now you don't cut corners even for your best friends because they come back to burn you. That's your fault. You're just being a bad real estate agent at that point. Well, I would like to add, it's also the renter person's fault because they trust Gina vouching for somebody. That girl walks in like a walking dollar tree is what she looks like. Why are you vouching for her credit? You know, like, give me a fucking bro.

Why are you letting V Gina vouch for somebody's credit? That's bullshit. They obviously couldn't rent this house and we're asking for too much money. Listen, team Jen is my team. Jen and we'll probably have for five seconds the other day. And then I watch this episode and I was like, Nope, we were right. This lady is a terrible human being. What a monster. Yeah. I thought it was just so, so obnoxious. Like I think, you know what? I'm gonna put a pin in it.

Cause it's gonna come up about 10 more times this episode. We should just start recapping and I'm guaranteed by the end of the episode, we're in that coffee shop. I will be all fired up. So, you know, to be continued on what I'm going to, when I said, I think, who knows what I think, but I'll tell you this much. The, it's a street. She's an asshole, but speaking of assholes, they're all assholes on the show. Let's not, let's not also forget that they all are assholes and we're going to hear we are back at this Balboa beach club, Pelican Bay, you know, flotilla, you know, ballroom,

whatever this is. And, uh, all the assholes are gathered by the window watching, um, Shannon and Alexis Bellino. And Alexis has just said her new famous line. There's the door, Shannon, the door. Yeah. And, uh, Shannon just looks into the camera like, Oh, perfect. And also I liked that they showed Shannon flicking her head like in a soap opera to look back holding her drink just

flicking her head around. Just like so. Heather goes to Alexis, which you fucking Heather of course she does. And Alexis like I'm trying to keep myself composed. Did you see? Did you see me say there's the door, Santa Bador? It was really good. And Alexis is doing this thing where she is like her she is like waving her hair back behind she keeps on like, sort of acting like she's just turned a very fast corner. She's like, pivoting around her hair goes flying back and forth behind her. And she's like, acting like she's just turned a very fast corner. She's like pivoting around. Her hair goes flying back and forth behind her.

And she's like, oh, it's just a lot going on right now. I can't wait till I call Johnny and tell him what happened. Yeah, I'm just trying to keep myself composed. And this is what happened. She literally wants to keep bringing up, you know, only the lawsuit, only the lawsuit and terms like lawsuit. I was about that. I see. Let's talk about it. Huh? You want to talk about Shannon?

Talk about Shannon, bitch. She's trying to get her to get this. I'm having a hard time, by the way, speaking over my teeth trays today. I've got my little sort of- Take them out. Wait, think you're taking them out? Okay, I'll take them out.

I'm gonna take them out. I'm gonna take myself off camera because no one wants to watch me take these out of my mouth. But I feel like my words are just getting lodged in my teeth today, so BRB. It's hard enough to talk with gay tongue, which we have, because we're gay people. Mine is way bigger than Ben. I don't actually think Ben has a gay time. I have a gay time. I can't imagine having something else in my mouth. I mean,

there are things in my mouth all the time, but you know what, like Trace, I couldn't do that. I like, I like that I hit my limit. Like I've, I've had these things in my mouth for like seven months now. And it was like doing a Tamra impersonation. I need to have full clarity. I need to have, I need to have no obstructions in my mouth for this. That's not an easy one. So, um, Alexis is like,

I am like literally shaking Mr. Baking. Hey Alexis. And Katie is like, I just want to be away from that pointing at them. And Tamara's like, listen to me, listen to me, this is part of my thing too, bitch. And everyone's just ignoring her, which I know is making her crazy. So Heather's like, excuse me, I am just going to excuse myself, because I love you. And I also want to hear what's going on. And I, you know, she,

this is my party and she's a guest and I feel weird. Okay. So I'm going to go check on her now as well. So she goes off to check in and then Katie across from his like, I want to listen in though. Secretly. I want to listen. So then she, Katie talks like she's in a commercial for like Dove chocolates. Like sometimes in the afternoon, I just like to treat myself. Hmm. Dove chocolates by Katie.

I don't know if that's actually how a Dove chocolate commercial goes. You know how she's talking to you. What you're describing is somebody who reports for golf. Here we are. We are watching Johnny J come up with his stick. He's going to hit a ball with that stick. We're going to see if it goes in. Is it going to go into the Alexis hole or the Shannon hole? Let's see. That was a birdie. That was a birdie. That was a handicap mulligan right there. Thank you for watching.

I love golf. So, um, so, guys, uh, can we take a moment and just go over my personality? Okay. I don't know if you got my CV, but, um, I am into golf. Okay. Go ahead with your fight. Go ahead. Shannon, are you okay? Well, I, I, I'm sorry, but she started, you know, she's in my eyes. She started the lawsuit. She started those losses in my eyes, which by the way, I'm sorry, but she started, you know, she's in my eyes. She started the lawsuit. She started the lawsuit in my eyes, which by the way, I think Pamela did a wonderful job with my makeup on my eyes today. I think we should all compliment Pamela. Pamela, will you come over here?

Will you accept this award for a great, greatest eye makeup doing in the history of Orange County? Thank you. Thank you, Shannon. That's enough. That's enough. Anyway, she started the lawsuit in my eyes. So, you know, anyone with Bellino is not my biggest fan because I lost $300,000 to the Bellinos.

I've even driven up Taco Bell and said, you listen here, Mr. Bellino, I want my $300,000. I can't even go to brunch because when people order Bellini's, it is just too close to the word. Change one foul and I'm out 300 grand. So then back inside, Tam is like, I mean, I'm not going to lie, you know, it's got to be very difficult to see her, you know, like that, you know? And Alexis is because of the lawsuit. She's saying like, Shannon, Shannon's probably having, it was a lot of money, Alexis.

And Alexis is like, but it's hard for both of us. Do you know how difficult it is for me to see his ex-girlfriend and be in the same room? You're on her show, ma'am. You literally walked into her house and shit on the floor. Alexis is a monster. Alexis is a goddamn monster. But goddamn it, she's a funny, stupid one. And I'm glad she's here.

Yeah, she's a funny, stupid monster. She's like when you see those dumb dinosaurs sometimes on movies, she's one of those. So Tim was like, just because Shannon and I are not in the best terms right now. I still care about her. I care about her enough that I can fool her into thinking that she can let me back in and I could destroy her all over again, but I can't wait to go check on Shannon so I can call her stupid useless human being, make her cry. So, um, she is saying saying, well when Alexis finally came out

and said she was dating Shawn, I absolutely felt for Shawn. I felt it so hard. I'm such a good person. And then it cuts to the text and her proof is this text. It's like, hi Shawn, I know things are not great between us because you're stupid, stupid and selfish and mean, egotistical, Team David Bjor, but I just wanted you to know that I'm thinking about you. How stupid you are, with all these pictures of John and Alexis going on, and how hot they look, how much you're smiling, how hot Johnny's naps you're gone. Well, anyway, hope you're doing better.

Bye, bitch! Hope you're able to read this text. Hope you're not too drunk. Um, so then Shannon replies, I hope you're enjoying your holiday season, because basically you're the turkey. I see what you're doing right now. I see that you're trying to go up,

go right into that cooler and get some vodka out of your dark coke. I see it right now. Anyway, have a happy holiday season, bitch. Choo-choo. So Shannon replies with a very Shannon response. Well, thank you for your text. Looking forward to spending the holidays with my girls.

Merry Christmas. But then we get the real story. Shannon goes, actually, Tamara Chedge not only liked the photo of Alexis and John, but she put the applause emojis as a comment. It's 100% camera. And I was like, I wrote her, I said, WTF, what are you doing? And her text back to me was grow the fuck up. Now, to be fair, I did not realize it was an applause emoji at first, I thought it was someone who had just caught a fly in their hands.

And I was like, that's exactly what Alexis Blina did. She caught a fly with her vagina. And then I realized it was actually, it was actually just applause. So it took on a new meaning. So stupid. And then we see another text pop up on the screen and it says, well, I'm not sure what is going on. But I can say without a doubt that you would never ever see me posting

applause emojis to a girl that has a PR rep saying that Alexis and john have a Latin comic. Tamara's response, grab the fuck up, bitch. That had nothing to do with you or drawn. The next block bleep I fucking idea to call someone to talk shit about me think again you drunken whine out, bitch So then Alexis comes over or Heather approaches Alexis and she's like, well, I want no whatever Alexis It's like I want this party to go good because I know it's your party and Heather's like, oh, it's going to you

Do you know how many? white red Things I have to do later? There are questions. There's questions. Just you wait. No one's gonna ruin this party. Wait till you see what I'm feeding you.

And so now there's like a wishing wall where Emily and Katie and Jen are. And Emily's like, oh Jen, I'm gonna wish a house for you. And Jen's like, well, a house, a car, a job. And she goes, and Katie's like, Oh, are you moving? Like a slow golf ball that's just been putted. She goes, I am, thank you so much for asking.

Gina actually helped us get the last house and basically the kids and I got evicted. Anyway, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm going to eviction. And Katie's like, holy shit. That's for rich people. There's two of you now? And so Jen's like, yeah shit, that's for rich people. There's two of you now?

And so, Joan's like, yeah, I was scared to death to sit the kids down and tell them, hey, here's option A, move in with Brian, or here's option B, falafel, anyone? Falafel. So, then we see a scene of her telling the kids, so here are your two options, option A and option, there is no other option.

And so they're like, well, sure, I guess so. She was like, I would do anything for my kids except maybe get like a nine to five job. And if moving in with Ryan was going to be a detriment to the kids, I'd live in the car. Would I be like, right, can I have your car? Thanks, I'm going to live in it. But I'm grateful that the kids are on board in this decision making and moving in with Ryan. Thank you so much, children. Thank you so much.

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trying to look at it that way. Oh, excuse me. That's my purse. I'm sorry, ma'am. You have not paid for this purse. Oh, okay. Well, thank you very much. Keep it safe for me. Love you. Thank you very much. Um, keep it safe for me. Love you. You first. Um, Jen, why are you hoarding all those, uh, hors d'oeuvres? Oh, I'm going to try and sell them on eBay later. Thank you so much. So, uh, then we, then we got, uh, so mean this poor lady is being evicted. So then my children, she's shoving like shoving like tiny little

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This is from us to you, rich to poor people. Thank you so much for coming here. So then we see Gina and Heather and Tamara talking and Gina's like every time I go out of my way to be nice to a person, I get bittersweet. Yes, by it. Yeah, when the when are you ever nice to a person? That was the only nice thing we've ever seen for you do for anybody on this show and it was a business

transaction that you made money off of. You made a commission off that. So stop acting like fucking, you know what? I'm too mad and this is just a TV show. But this lady is so mean to that lady who just got evicted that we totally roasted for the last five minutes. Anyway, still she's just so mean. It's like, I need to remind myself right now just to calm down. It's not that deep. Like if Gina were like a Lucille Bluth asshole, it would be hilarious because she's just punching down so flagrantly that it'd be just like, it'd be so awful that I would find it can't be and wonderful. But she's just like, she's just punching sideways and I'm just like, I just don't have any respect for it. So, um, yeah, she is. I do like that because it is punching sideways. Like she thinks she's being like a Heather, like punching down, you know,

or like making a comment about being poor. That's like the first time that there's been someone literally poorer than her on the show. And I guess she's like taking it out on that person. But girl, it's like acting la di da. You're in the same aisle of the Walmart as me. You know what I mean? Get the fuck over yourself. She also don't forget Gina was like a monster to Jen at the start of last season when she's like, I don't want to talk to her. I don't want to talk to her because she like left a family or something like that. It was something about like Jen, Jen divorced. She cheated and this and that.

And Gina was like really like overly invested in that. But at least she sort of had, you know, she, she could say, well, you know what? I was cheated on. So it's very triggering. So at least she had that, but this is just like her being a full asshole, like, and she's framing herself. Like she is so charitable. Like every time I go out my way to be a nice person. Last time I checked, it was Heather Dubrow, who gave, gave you her goodwill leftovers and you just were like, fuck off, you know, like, I feel like I see Gina on the receiving end of, of, of nice behavior and her deciding always vilifying those people. I don't understand where she gets off saying that she's going out of her way to be a nice person. And she's like, well, I just found out that she was a Vick Dad. And also she's like changing her accent every five minutes too, which is still making me crazy. She's like, I found out she was a victim yet because she put it on Instagram.

And then we see a video of Jen hacking on Instagram and she's like, wow, moving really sucks. Oh, sorry. I said that about you moving. I didn't mean it like that. I hope you don't take it personally. I like moving sometimes. Anyway, got to take care of business. And she's like, oh, wow. I can't believe Tam's like, wow, she put it on Instagram that she was a victim? No, she didn't. She put on Instagram that she was moving. And then Jeanness was like, why is she moving

that she became a victim? Yeah, I mean, like I can understand, being like, what the fuck, I helped her get to that spot and now she's moving, like that's weird. And like, I can understand her being like, this is sort of fucked up. And I can imagine like a tenor of annoyance that's more like, hey, like I know you're going

to do a hard time, but like, I just want you to know, it's kind of a bad look for me. And it made me feel like it, I felt like I was not considered in this situation when I put a lot of consideration for you and it's rubbing me the wrong way. And I just had to tell you that, like that should be like as far as it gets.

I think Gina's allowed to be annoyed But the fact that she's framing herself as like I went out of my way to be so good And this is how I'm repaid and this is taking money off my children's table like just relax relax Holding it against somebody who just lost everything is just low down and dirty behavior It's just disgusting fucking behavior, especially from somebody who's already been through that. You know what I mean? It's just gross. So they they're still talking about that. And Gina's like, Heather's like, Well, I thought Emily told me that she didn't even have a

credit check because you vouched for her. And she goes, Yeah, I'm real pissed about that. Well, so everybody should nobody should listen to Gina. See, that's not the arbiter of anyone's credit. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't, that was shitty work on everyone who did that deal. There should have been a credit check no matter what. And, um, you're just mad at yourself cause you were a shitty agent at that moment. So now she's saying, well, now this is starting to affect me professionally. I don't need other agents talking about the fact that I put someone in a home

that didn't pay the bills. I'm like, I guarantee no one really knows about this, except now they do because you're broadcasting it on a national network. Yeah. That's the other thing. Like she keeps talking about her reputation, this and that. Who wants to work with an agent who's like, oh yeah, I helped that person once and now look at him. But I can't believe I ever worked with that person. I mean, it's really unprofessional and gross. And are you allowed to even do that? Like go tell somebody's personal business and about their evictions, et cetera, et cetera. I mean shitty. And also by the way, patient privilege, you know,

like realtor realty privilege. You know what? The other thing is that like, do you know, you're not the first real estate agent who has clients who then hit hard times and have to move or get evicted or foreclosed upon. You're acting like this is an affront to you and the entire real estate industry. Like it happens, shit happens. People lose their homes.

You know, like, I just like her extreme lack of sympathy in this situation. I think she's, I think, I think it really comes down to the fact that Jen was basically being supported by her ex and I think that like Gina has unresolved issues from last year about like Jen's relationship with her ex, the cheating, the fact that Jen was dependent on it. I think that like it's not about the evictions, about something deeper about Jen as a woman and how she moves with the men in her life? Well, okay, well, have fun with your married man at home. So, um...

LAUGHS If that's the case. So, um, there's, like, a wishing well thing that they have to write wishes for people. And Shannon is like, Wow, should I write to Alexis? Good luck in your relationship, ahts! Yes, I'm gonna write the a the ah at the end of it.

Ah, there I said it. I thought, oh, that is so snarky of me. I just did it. Anyway, get my picture. That was me being snarky. Unbothered Shannon. So then Jen goes up to Alexis to see how she's doing. And Jen's like,

so I understand how you wanna protect John. I'm the same way with Ryan. Alexis like, I mean, there's not wanting to protect him. I will. He broke up with her. Okay. Who are you, by the way? Well, I'm at the wishing table now and I hear Alexis and you know what, Alexis, you can lower your voice a little bit. Okay. And she goes, oh, I mean, was I just, was I raising my voice out of control or what? She goes, you were, you were quite loud. Oh, I just got scolded. Like, what is she, my mom? She's old enough to be just older than me. She's totally can be my mom. She's totally can be my mom. She's like salt. Wow. Shannon, that really hurt me to my core. Shannon Badour.

It's a really, it's a good rhyme. It can really lead into it, you know. I encourage everyone to do it. You're really old, Shannon Beddour. She'll get it later. She'll get it later. So let's sit with that one for a while. So Alexis has something to say about this. She tells us, no, you will not shush me, lady.

Okay, I will no longer be squelched. And then we just see a flashback of her being squelched by Jim Bellino who said that wives stay at home in that famous scene. So any storm that the door wants to create, find a new tornado. Period. Okay. Well, I think, first of all, I appreciate the tie into twisters and theaters now, but also you want, it's like, hey, I know you, if you want to start a new storm, then find a new tornado. I'm not sure that makes any sense.

She is a mad libs of a human being. I don't even know how this person gets through life, but here she is still not run over by something. So good for her. If you're saying find a new tornado, that means that you're advocating for her to create storms. You're advocating for new storms. There's just too much you can't, you should say logic.

If you want to create a new storm, guess like, guess what? Oh, uh, a, a low pressure front is going to come through and blow it away. Anything really tornado. If you want to start a storm, a low pressure front is going to come through and blow it away. Anything really. Tornado. If you want to start a storm, Shannon, the dorm. So, Jen is Jen and Jean are talking. Jen's like, Hey, oh hi. Yeah. You know, I've been wanting to grab you. We should talk, right? Cause I know we need to talk. Let's get together. Let's plan a lunch or something. Oh, I'm sorry. Would you rather have dinner?

I'm so sorry. Thank you so much. Lunch, dinner, snacks, whatever it is you're paying, right? Just kidding. Thanks in advance. Yeah, let's talk. And Gina's like, all right. Okay. All right. This is not the time or place because I have a history of ruining Heather's party. So I'm just going to sit here and be rude behind Heather's back about her stupid party.

Yeah, not today, Satan. I will not be fucking up Heather's party. Okay, not today. So now they all go. She's just mad she has someone to fight over leftovers with now. Yeah, there's only one doggie bag left. So It's like she's getting in the way of me feeding my children. I'm use bushes. It's like thunder. She's getting in the way of me feeding my children. Amuse bouches. So Heather leads everyone to the table area and there is, everyone's like, Ooh, ah, and there is a, there's like a money booth, but the money booth is filled with questions. Um,

cause you step in and the questions go everywhere when you grab one, which is a very, very expensive way to, you know, alternative to just having a hat. Just pulling something out of a hat. Yeah, it's definitely the rich asshole way of doing this. Why do it the cheap way when you can spend $800 on a money booth? Yeah, exactly. And so Alexis is like, please just tell me I'm far away from Catwoman.

I mean, if you're going to be a cat, start a tornado at a dog. You know what I mean? I'm serious. Hey, Shannon, how you enjoying that tomato? New tornado. She's eating a tomato. And I told her tornado. Yeah, Alexis is trying super hard.

Bless her heart. So Heather's like, okay, you're over there. Okay, everybody. This is an amuse bouche. Poor people. Do we understand? And Katie's like, oh, come sit with me, Gina. And Gina goes, I just don't understand why everything here is not bred, which listen, I don't love Gina right now, but she's got a point. But also like, did you just arrive to Orange County? That's just the way it goes here. So I have to say, hi everyone. Welcome. Welcome. Okay. What you have here in front of you. Um, well, um, I'm here. You have your gift from the chef. So congratulations. The chef gave you a gift.

Um, I didn't even prepare a toast. toast, but luckily I do have this monologue that I auditioned with to get onto Malibu country. Back when I was growing up in Chappaqua, New York, I said, I want to go to the dude ranch and nerd how to ride the cows and lasso the horses. And so I did, but I wound up in Malibu. You're welcome. And am I hired yet? Thank you. That's

the end of my scene. What was that from? That was my audition monologue for Malibu country. Self written. It was partially autobiographical and partially a recap of city slickers. Well, okay, so, um, in lieu of a toast is a monologue. I'd rather have toast. It got to be honest. Or any kind of toast. Okay. Wow. So Gina's like, wow, we're getting like a spoonful of food.

It's so tiny. I guess I'm just going stawve over here. Cheena, it's an amuse-bouche for fuck's sake. Moron. I know. It's not your entree. Jesus. So let's just consider this a representation

of how much you've contributed food-wise to this cast over the time you've been on here. Jesus Christ, a little tiny pile of fingernails. Even Dr. Jen did more than you. So Heather is like, okay, well, this is going to be a new year, fresh start kind of party. And Katie's like, 20, 24, one and I, am I right? Anyone just a little golf humor in the corner here. Guys, um, you know, my stomach feels empty, but it might be because I've got a hole in one.

Anybody get that? It's a golf joke. So if anybody needs me, I'll be over here. Yeah. So, so anyway, Heather's like, over here is a question booth. You go in and you grab a question. Okay. And Jen's like, Oh, well, I'll be first if there's money in there. I'm being evicted everyone. And Emily goes, yeah, she needs a new house. And Jen's like, yeah, how much money is in there? Which I like that Jen can like show up and make fun of herself at least, you know? So Jen's like, come on, Debra, you've all people could have filled that thing up with money. And Emily's like, yeah, she should just stay in there the whole time. Maybe she can get some rent money or some payment money or something. Like there's a lot of doubt out there.

And Heather tells us, I don't think the money booth is going to fix the rent situation. That's like, damn, you know, it was just a joke. Like she's trying to make fun of herself and be self-deprecating. And they're like, nope, we're still gonna trample her. We're still gonna trample her. I guarantee by the end of the season,

we're gonna see Jen dressed up in a French maid outfit, like cleaning the basement of the DeProse. Like that's the path that she's on. So then, Tina's still bitching about being hungry. And then we clip, we cut to Alexis dancing in the booth. And she's like, oh my god, um, Tina's still bitching about being hungry. And then we clip, we cut to Alexis dancing in the booth. And she's like, Oh my God, guys, you are gonna die at this question. What is your friendship goal for 2024 Shannon Bedore? Uh, she goes, um, I would have to say that my goal is for Shannon

Bedore and I to kill all animosity that she unreasonably has and be able to move forward and she was like, Excuse me. I just nearly coughed on the That the the entree that we just had that was the amuse-bouche. Oh, well That's good luck for me then. Oh, okay. Well, that was wonderful. Thank you Alexis. Thank you Oh, let me tell you who's douche is not amusing. There's one in front of me. That is for sure. So Emily's like, what would you say about that, Shannon? She's like, I appreciate that. You whore. Thank you. And Alexis is like, I literally

do just want to be amicable in this group of women because I'm going to act like a Christian, okay? Because I am a Christian. So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to spread love. Sure. Super Christian. Super Christian coded. I know. Let me give you some textbooks about the crusades. So Tamara is like, uh, she's like, Hey, hey, you might have to stop banging your ex boyfriend. Hey, did you hear that? Shadden? She was like, Oh, that was a very funny joke at my expense. I appreciate it. Does anyone have any more moosbooshes? So then Shannon's like, well, I don't know that acting is Alexis's forte because you can't talk to me the way that you have so far in this event. And then all of the sudden snap your finger

and say you want to be my friend. It does not work like that. I will never be your friend until you decide to go against Tamra judge. In which case I will be there laughing just like this. I like some of those stuff. Funny. Best friends until then you're dead to me. So then Tamra gets into this booth and really gives us a horrifying visual. She presses her hands and her face up against the glass and then starts licking it like, it's like, I feel like it's like a bat that like landed on a windshield as like, like it's like going to an aquarium, but for like bad gums.

And Gina goes, you just got the flu. So, um, Tamara's question is, what machine get more worried for the machine. I'm like, that's a rental. Other people are going to be standing in that. I know somewhere, you know, like Morgan from our from Laguna Beach is gonna be renting that for a party for her kids. I don't know what I'm saying. Anyway, Tamara, I was just trying to make some weird call back to the show Laguna Beach

be nice if those at the University of Real Housewives of Orange County and Laguna Beach came together someday. I'm just gonna put that out there. That'd be really a lot. Well, they always talk about Adrena coming on to be one of the housewives on the show, but it never happens. Yeah, what about- And on old dead eyes, I miss her.

What about Lauren, who dated Jason Waller in season two of Laguna Beach? Bring her on, she was always a disaster. Well, Adrena was the hills to be fair, but same- It's still part of the universe. Yeah, I would accept it. I would accept all of the above. Okay, thanks. Okay's still part of the universe. Yeah. I would accept it. I would accept all of the above. Okay. Thanks. Okay. So, um, Tamra's like, what would you like to have next? Yeah. How about that?

How about that? Wait, everybody. Wait for it. So tell me a classic moment. You ready to meme guys? Okay. I would like friends. I would like to listen to friends who talk shit behind my back. Whoa! Paper Jots! Paper Jots! Paper Jots! She throws the paper behind her. She literally throws it behind her and it's like, I feel like I heard like the King of Snark has the music in the background. Commercials, here comes one right now. My name is Georgia King and I am thrilled to be the host of And Away We Go, a brand new travel podcast on Wondry Plus, where we'll be whisked away on immersive adventures all around the world. Where we go, what we do, what we eat, drink and listen to will all be up to my very special

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exclusively with Wondery+. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. Georgia, do you know what joy sounds like? I think I'm hearing it right now. So, Emily's like, Preach it sister! Emily, the chief shit talker behind people's backs. Also, Tamara, Tamara opens the whole season by being like, Talks standing by the door, hush it, dies in the fire. I hate when people talk behind my back.

Shanna's a drug, a super dirty drug. I saw her in the dressing room looking left and right, left and right, left and right, then she found the vodka and she just inserted it into her mouth and drank it like a baby. Bitch. So, uh, Shanna just goes, Oh, wow, she thinks I talked behind her back. Did you talk behind her back? She's like, oh, I don't know. Maybe I did.

I just need her to fucking calm down. Just calm down. So then Heather gets her own booth question. You know Heather is like had her her own question hidden under a roll. It was taped. It was like taped against the like the roof of the booth. She was like, oh, look at this one up here. What is your problem?

He just said like who have you ever fucked anybody in a Chuck E. Cheese and she just read it as okay. Here's my question. What's your favorite piece of jewelry and why? Well, of course, my favorite piece of jewelry is something that wasn't always my favorite, but it's my original engagement ring. Cue the fountains. is something that wasn't always my favorite, but it's my original engagement ring. Cue the fountains. Cue. Play Andrea Bocelli. Have the fountains. La la la la la la. He said, you're such a famous actress. Would you ever settle down with some lowly, lowly person like me? And I said, probably not. I'm here for my art. How much money do you have? I'm in, I'm in.

And the rest is history. For poor people, those are accounts that are written down so other poor people can learn in the future. Pete I hope everyone on Crops on Demand appreciated my depiction of the Bellagio Fountains in the background. in a very, very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Odd that I requested Bacelli to sing for this as he'll never get the pleasure of seeing the picture that I just had prepared of my original engagement ring, but he can touch it.

I know he can touch it because he lives in my basement. I've employed him. So, actually Andrea Bcelli does have an issue of emerging from basements, remember Yolanda. Ladies and gentlemen, Andrea Bocelli opens the door at Wally's Wine Bar and the tenors and Andrea Bocelli come out of the basement. 100% I just read that Yolanda sold,

or she didn't sell it because it wasn't her house anymore, but the house in Beverly Hills with David, their house just sold for $35 million. And my first thought was, I hope that they let Andrea out, bless his heart. Just comes like crawling out of there. Like, I'm here. I'm still here. My, my first thought was I bet they could have gotten another million for it if that guy was selling the little mermaid towels and moved. The guy in the lawn. You could not have done that here. She's selling little mermaid towels on my friend's lawn. Wait, did that actually happen or was that just a joke that we created? That was something that happened. That was her thing.

It was like a guy selling like, like, tourist stuff. But she lived on the freeway. I mean, she lived on the PCH. So he was standing selling on the PCH. She's like, this is my backyard. No, it's the PCH. She's like, this is my backyard. No, it's the PCH. I feel like going back to the Yolanda seasons of Beverly Hills, we would find so much joy that we just never even realized was there with her.

Like just so much great, great stuff. Anyway, so Heather does this whole thing about how her favorite piece of jewelry is her original engagement ring, which isn't even that fancy of an engagement ring. And then Alexis is like, well, the ring that Johnny got me. It's a huge oval shaped diamond. Oh, okay. She's like, oh, it's just so little. It's so sad and pathetic. It comes on the screen. It's like, ow! Everyone's going, ow! Like blinding. It was in a moose bouche to the future. I mean, I don't know a lot about what you say. It was in a moose bouche to the future rings. It was in a moose bouche to the future rings.

That ring is bigger than anything I've been fed at this party. You were saying though, you were saying about like how it was so huge though, regardless of her being like, oh, it was this humble little trinket. It was like still like a massive. That's like blinding. I mean, it's, it's huge. I don don't know anything about diamonds but that looked like a big one it looks big it looked big then Alexis like what the ring that Johnny got me it's not an engagement ring it's just a sign of love and then chance oh well as

I'm just going to stab this ridiculous in my mouth and taste the bitter flavor of this leaf which parallels the bitterness I feel inside my stomach right now towards John Jansen. Yeah, that's a sign of love for TV because he gave you that shit to go on Instagram and start shit so you'd get on this show and it worked. That thirsty ass John Jansen. Thirsty man. So, so they're like, so wait, so that's your promise ring? And she goes, no, it wasn't a promise ring. It was just, and Emily's like, okay, but you did hashtag promise ring though. So why would you ask that? I mean, I'm a lawyer. So speaking as a lawyer, like you

probably push in, but hashtag something because like in the court of law, that would be considered an actual hashtag. So, and at license goes promised, like never promise ring. It says promised. And I was like, but isn't that the same thing? If it has a D on the end, that makes it different, right? Promised. It can also mean promised in the eyes of the Lord. Oh God. And Katie's like, oh my God, is she really religious? Yeah. Katie, you've never watched this show. Get out of here. Don't tell me that you didn't have hours to a fucking binge Orange County in your golf trailer, your fucking golf channel trailer. Get the fuck out of here.

You know what my religion is? Golf. You just got kated. So, uh, You just got kated. So, uh, so yeah, she's like, yeah, promise, like promise in the eyes of the Lord. And Gina's like, uh, I don't even know if she's religious. Okay. Well, Gina I believe didn't do her homework, but uh, Katie, I believed it. So Katie's like, I mean, there's no different, there's no difference between a promise ring and a promised ring is just a D,

which I guess is what she's getting. D stands for dick. Hold on, hold on. Yep, it's 80% chance of windy laughter coming through those hills. I can't help but feel like I just hit a hole in one with that joke. All right, D for dick.

Think about it. Actually, don't have to because I spelled it out for you. Anyway, could you continue on? So Gina's like, wow, that's a big gift for a two month walk. You guys think you're gonna, you know, you think you're gonna marry him. And Alexis is like nodding like, after two months, you feel that way. And Gideon is like, wow, wow, that's why I mean, I'm not marrying him tomorrow, guys. I'm just gonna marry him at the time that makes Shannon feel most uncomfortable when that day is. I'm not sure but we'll know it when we see it. This season is just brutal. Okay, you've got Gina coming after the lady who just got evicted

and then you've got everybody coming for Shannon who just got publicly humiliated on so many different levels. I mean, they are horrible. They are being fucking horrible. So Shannon gets up and she's like, well, I will have to excuse myself for just a moment. Please no one follow me. I will just be excusing myself for just a moment. Promise. Promise. That's something. Yeah. And Alexis is, while Shannon walks off, Alexis is prattling on, you know, like Johnny and I, we both tried to push it back as far as we could. And we ended up in the same booth at the quiet woman. And that was one night and there was just like definite chemistry. What

can I say guys promised. So Tamara gets up and so is going to hang out at the quiet woman, the famous hangout of the TV show that he still wants to be on because he hates being famous so bad and immediately comes on to another Real Housewife. Immediately. So gross. God. So Tamara gets up because she's going to cosplay like she's still Shannon's best friend. And so she follows Shannon out to the hallway and she's like, Hi.

She's like, Are you okay? She's like, Yes. I mean, it's fine. It hurts. But thanks for asking the question though. I don't know what you're trying to do and I know you think I'm talking behind your back, Tamra. And Tamra's like, you are talking behind my back, bitch. Oh, you're saying that I'm a horrible friend, that I've got a giant ego, that my ego needs to be shut down, that I think I'm better than everybody else?

Okay, well, stop me at the part where she's gotten anything wrong. Yeah, that too. Well, I said, no, I did say that when we were doing the Trace of Megas Tour, we always have to do it around camera schedules because you've got so much going on. You're a very successful lady with a podcast that has a wordplay about peapods and you're walking around and you're going, you know, thank me for the show. Thank me for the show. I never said that, Shanny. When did I say that? I said you're lucky, you know, thank me for the show, thank me for the show.

I never said that, Shani, when did I say that? I said you're lucky for me or you wouldn't have a show. And she, which you know she did. I mean, she didn't say that, but you know she did. And so Shani's like, well, should we just sit down? I'm not gonna sit here and talk with you in the hallway. She goes, no, actually, I don't wanna sit down. You're not a good person, Shani Bedore.

You've done horrible things to me. Horrible things to me. I love that the bass, like Tamra comes into the season saying, you know what? Shannon says she stopped drinking, but I saw that she's still drinking. And she's like, you've done terrible things to me. You've done terrible.

Which one is it? This is Tamra. This is how Tamra rolls. I mean, it used to infuriate me and now I just laugh because it's just so obvious what she's doing. She's the worst. She comes in like, Shannon Bedore is such a stupid slut. She probably has sex with everybody and she's an alcoholic. Even a kid so like her. Never did like Shannon Bedore. What a dumb fuck. How could you talk behind my back? Dumb bitch!

Also, for some reason, I was really amused when Shannon goes, I'm not going to do this here in the hallway. Like she's about this is not. We're going to do this. We're going to do this standing in front of a question wishing well. A hallway. I mean, why would we ever have an iconic scene here in a hallway? We have to have either an ocean or we can go to John Jansen's house.

I love his seafront property. Oh, damn it, falling old pattern so quickly. So Shannon goes to talk to her makeup lady and she's like, well, can you believe that Timber just said to me that multiple people are... Oh god, talk about kicking someone while they're damp. By the way, let's do your lipstick. Just stay still. I was like, yes. Finally, Shannon has a friend that she needs someone just to be paid minimum wage and do her do her lip gloss while she complains about

things, you know, everyone, I just want to say thank you so much for coming to my event here at the country club. This has been really great and I've been informed by the staff that at 4 p.m. people who are below a certain tax bracket are no longer allowed to be on the premises. So unfortunately you will all have to leave. I shall stay though. Goodbye. So everyone is going to need basically what Gina came basically what Gina came shoving her purse with to go. Okay, let's go. So congratulations, Heather. Yet another completely soulless party. And I know by Heather DeVoe, I've never seen someone this consistently throw soulless parties, but God, she does it every time. Good for you. CB She really does. Like there's something about, I think we've all been to them. There's certain

luncheons that you've gone to in life where you can't describe the depths of its soullessness, but like you sit there and that afternoon light is sort of like penetrating and you sit there and you're bored and you're kind of like falling asleep, but you can't fall asleep because it's a luncheon and you have to make small talk with people and there's poached salmon on the plate. It's just kind of like the worst, it's like the worst kind of luncheon. And I feel like that's what Heather throws

over and over again. Yeah, she really loves it. Just a basic ass morning brunch, you know? Like arugula. It's a thing. Salmon. I used to be a caterer waiter and it's a thing people, it's that people compete to see who could have the most basic

and she you know she's she does great. So good for her. So then Gina's new listing Gina is walking. She's great. She's great at her solo luncheons. It's her thing. She's great for her. I love it just sort of like somehow like spun into a compliment but it was like nothing even close to a compliment. I love how you just sort of like somehow like spun into a compliment, but it was like nothing even close to a compliment.

There are people like that. I don't really understand them, but they're there and she's one of them. So you just keep on doing whatever that is. Okay, so Gina's new listing. She's like high-fiving herself like I am going to sell this house. And she tells us I think I really found my lean and I've realized that one of the major things that you need to know about real estate is the price of the home." That is, you know what? That is something you should know

when you're in real estate, how much things cost. I'm glad she finally- She's joking because in her season, she didn't know the price of the house. So she's like, "'Isn't that hilarious?' I'm like, "'Yeah, I'm glad that someone

else ruined your reputation of being a brilliant real estate agent when that was your big scene last year that you led with. Yeah, you know what, I'm new to real estate. And I'm like trying to build up like my book of business. And like, this is like the livelihood of like myself and my children. And like, this is the roof over my head right now. And then we, um, after this really fascinating scene, we then cut to, uh, Shannon, Katie, and Jen doing a stair workout. And, um, they're just going up and down, up and down. And, uh, and Katie's like, my idea of exercise, my husband, late night activities, watching the golf channel, really, which is, you know, lifting up that remote. Okay. Get so many reps.

She's like, I can't be the only woman in Orange County who doesn't work out. Let's wait. Let's wait for this. If I could drive my car to the mailbox, I would. And by car, I mean golf cart. Let's be honest. So she sounds like, you know, ladies, it's funny

because I used to do the steps with John, John Jansen, and he'd go, I'm going to sit this one out. Ha ha ha ha ha. He would just sit on a bench, and I would go up and down the stairs, making a nice, nice buttocks for his pleasure that apparently he never wanted in the first place, because I'm not Alexis Bellino.

Oh, well, oh God. Ah, so many fun memories on the staircase. And then Jansen's like, oh, is that John Jansen? Wow, yeah, oh yeah, I know him. Oh, God. Ah, so many fun memories on the staircase. And then Jen's like, Oh, is that John Jansen? Wow, yeah, oh yeah, I know him. I've seen pictures of him lately, but he looks amazing. Doesn't he just look like he's turning back time, everybody? God, what a good looking.

Do you still have his number? You should text him and say, my gorgeous friend thinks you are so handsome now that you broke up with my gorgeous friend. Oh, well, yes. Thank you, Jen, for that unsolicited endorsement of his good looks. Yes, he has, first of all, he has he didn't smile with me because he didn't like his teeth at the time, but he got his teeth done. And now he smiles big because he likes to show off his big fake teeth, sort of like a wolf, like a big bad wolf.

How shaman is that? Well, if anybody's wondering why he never smiled with me, it was because he was insecure about his teeth. So he flirted with Vicky when I did the Quiet Woman and she bought him a new rack, and now suddenly smiling all over the place. That's so good for John! It's so good to see John smiling. Oh, well, is that John going up the stairs? Just so he could pass me by. Well, there he goes again. He's doing great. So happy for John. So happy!

You may ask why I didn't smile as much with John, and that was purely because I was self-conscious of how my simmering resentment looked on my teeth. So that was my issue. My issue with John. So well, that's enough talking about me. That's talking about you. Do you play golf, Katie? Is that something that you do? I'm so interested. I'm going to purse my lips into an open blow position and wait for you to answer. I can't tell you how excited I am to talk about your interest in golf versus more complaints I have about John Jansen. So you have the floor.

Or should I say the green? Golf. Top of the morning to you. Green. Ireland. I'm spiraling. Please, let's not talk about me anymore. So golf spelled backwards is flog, which is basically what I was every day in that relationship.

Please continue, Katie. You know, John Jansen always said, I really enjoyed that tire woods. He really seems to have figured it out. I'd love, especially his relationship with his ex-wife. So that's, that was, I guess that's, I guess I would suspect that would be a red flag, a big old red flag.

So Katie is like, I try to golf. My husband plays golf like every day. It's our whole life. I mean, if you come to our house, all the artwork is Jenkins, wait a minute. I know this one. Is it all golf? It's all golf. Oh, I knew it. That's how we met. Oh, gosh. How many years have you guys been married? We just celebrated seven in October. So seven years. Wow,

that is amazing. Seven years. How many times have you been a Vic, a victim? Um, so far none. And, uh, we're hoping that we're on par for none in the future. Did you say bar? Yes. Let's go. You know what? My husband's amazing. He was a travel reporter for the golf channel. And I was a travel reporter for a different golf network.

And you know what they say when you bring two reporters from rival golf networks together, the chemistry is allegedly something that exists somewhere. So she's like, yeah, I went into journalism because since I was a little girl, I wanted to be a weather girl. Then I was like, that's too scary. So I went into a sports. I mean, girl, you went into sports journalism in a network that's not even the golf channel. I mean, have you been to Catan? Cause you're basically a settler. I can't wait to meet your husband. Well, my husband wants to give me lessons

and that will just end in divorce. Ah, God, we have so much to talk about every single day. Golf. Well, I'm thinking I should take golf up as a single lady, as a single lady, as a single lady, as a single lady. Oh my God, I'm thinking I should take off up as a single lady as a single lady as a single lady as a single lady Oh Shannon, but you don't have enough going on right? Hey, thank you for your attempt at human gen I I know I know just enough and kitty goes well

I don't want me meeting you for the first time to be so awful like that And I'm sorry, but it's good that we get to hang out today and I get to know you more because that was a lot for me. I'm not going to lie. I'm just a humble woman who absorbed herself in golf all day long. So to be around all that, that poached salmon, it was, it was intense, very intense. So like, yeah, you know, like going to my first party, you know, coming in as the green one, anybody? And they're like, so, you know, that was that your first time meeting Heather?

And she goes, oh, I saw Heather at Sutton's Christmas party and she turned and stared at me and then she looked away. I was like, okay. But it was nice when she turned back around and asked me if I had any more tuna. I didn't really understand, but I mean, it was nice when she turned back around and asked me if I had any more tuna I didn't really understand but I mean it was something so she really looked at me like I was the bogeyman That was golf humor anyone no, okay tough crowd Hey everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap for part two keep an eye on your podcast feed

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