Watch What Crappens - #2500 RHONJ S14E12 Sausage Summits and Marge Charges

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

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prouder than the USA, Dan? That's how I am. I'm a proud USA person, I guess. How are you? Well, I, too, have the Olympics fever. In fact, I was just watching it right before coming on here, watching those adorable, adorable pint-sized gymnasts twirl around on the high bars and the rings and stick their landings and God bless America, right?

Well, God bless us. It is Olympics time right now in the world. That's on. The world is upside down fucking nuts crazy right now and hilarious. We've got people right now all upset saying that the French people were being mean to Jesus at the Olympics. Like, I can't. I'm just dying. The world is so funny right now. If you're terrified right now or in a fetal position, rocking back and forth, wondering when the end

of the world is coming, let me assure you, it's very soon, so get the fuck off the floor and have a good time. Now's the time to go eat some goddamn ice cream and have a good time, because this shit is at least funny. If this is the apocalypse, at least it's funny. You know? I agree. I was watching the Olympics, and, I mean, it is funny, the outrage of random things.

So, uh, there was, like, some, I guess, some podcast or some video where an Australian swimmer was talking about how the American swim team, whenever they come to the pool, they always ring a bunch of cowbells, and they went American swim team whenever they come to the pool, they always ring a bunch of cowbells. And they went to some the Australians went to some event and Americans weren't there and they're like, Oh my god and thank God if he wants we didn't have to listen to those

infernal Americans coming on those cowbells ringing non stop and they showed the video to Michael Phelps and he was so angry. He was like, I don't even know. I can't even believe this trash. I like if you better don't even know. I can't even believe this trash. Like, you better believe if I were there, I would be like, I would make them eat their words. I was like, listen, okay, listen, you can't deny that we are very annoying. We're annoying. We are we are the worst. Like, honestly, and I

don't always watch the Olympics, but I did because you were texting me, you know, during it. And so the next day, you know, streaming on Peacock. So I watched the stream so I could fast forward through, literally fast forward through Kelly Clarkson going, oh my God, y'all, they are out there in the rain. They are so strong. Look at them.

Did you know that it's raining out there? Hey Peyton, it is raining. Can you believe you got all these medalists out there in the rain? That is just silly. Did you see that girl do a flip? It was in the rain. How can she flip in there? I was like, did they give Kelly cue cards? Because literally all she says is, it's fucking rain.

Anyway, so I watched it so I could fast forward through Kelly, even though I love Kelly, you know, but goddamn, and also comb your hair, Kelly. Okay, so anyway, that Kelly's not the point. The point is, I did watch it. I loved it, because, you know, I love some French foolishness. Oh yeah, I thought it was amazing. I loved the women dancing on my goal weight,

the sticks on the bridge where they kept swaying back and forth. I loved the threesome in the library where all like the clown, like the clowns in makeup started having threesome. Lincoln has weird number. I literally loved every single thing about it. I was dying laughing. I loved the metal part.

It was like heavy metal with Maria. Oh, the metal part was great. I just loved it, it was so weird. I thought the opening ceremonies were garbage except for when they finally got to the Eiffel Tower and then it was amazing and then Celine came out and then there was the torch and the balloon. I loved that.

But I thought everything along the River Sen was so janky. It just felt small. And like Lady Gaga, like performing on like a little pier, it felt like a little pier. She's like in this little corner, no one was around her. One of her dancers falls right over. It was just everything just felt so strange to me. And like I love strange, but to me this was like, no, I liked that the athletes came in on boats. That was cool. But like, I think it all should have been in front of the Eiffel Tower personally.

I really loved it. I thought it was so cool watching the boats go all through the city on the river and then seeing all the landmarks and having them do all the numbers at these huge amazing landmarks I thought was so cool. And then the French weirdness of mixing porn with religious iconography and just being weird, just being fucking weirdos. I just love that.

I thought it was so good and so funny. And so many parts of it were touching. I loved, obviously, Celine. I loved the lady singing Imagine. That was beautiful. On the barge or whatever that was, like the trash barge, whatever that was. I thought that was beautiful. Oh, on her floating pond too. On the barge or whatever that was, like the trash barge, whatever that was. I thought that was beautiful.

Because at that point, like that river water was bouncing and she was like... Imagine all the people. She did it. She did great. And then the opera singer on top of the whatever and then all the smoke stuff that was coming out, the fireworks and the streamers. I just thought it was so good.

Maybe because I just, I don't know, maybe because I'm desperate for entertainment. Anyway, I thought it was so good. But one of the things I did notice like America, you know, and I love being from America and like, I'm so grateful for blah, blah, blah, all the opportunity, et cetera, et cetera. Michael Phelps, calm down Michael Phelps. But America, seriously, like, why is our boat the only boat? First of all, everyone's hanging off our boat. Like, Lithuania, like, gets this little tiny, you know, thimble,

and then we're on, like, a fucking showboat, you know? A million people, which is fine. That's good for us. But then we never shut up. Like, Lithuania doesn't pass by everybody going, Lithuania, Lithuania! We're the only ones who have to pass by every fucking person going, USA, USA! Like, we knowania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, Lithuania, say that. Like, I mean, we're ringing cowbells at a swimming pool and people are getting annoyed by it. And then we're shocked, you know, and like, it's a real good segue into real Housewives of New Jersey, because it's really Housewives of New

Jersey is a show about a lack of self awareness if there ever was one, right? Yeah, for sure. Okay, we can segue into that. Okay, so everybody, I said, wait, I was America, but Jesus, we're annoying. Let's just like calm down. Okay, we get it. Like, we're very proud of ourselves. Okay, so let's go into this real housewives of New Jersey. This episode is called Don't Trial This at Home. Just pretty funny. And loved it. I thought it was very funny. Apparently on Andy's show, which we'll talk about later on Crappy Hour, which is tonight, every other Monday, 5.30, we'll be doing it on YouTube from now on, so just find us on YouTube. Yeah, Instagram is too...

Instagram sucks every week, so we're moving it. Sorry, Instagram, bye. So, anyway, find us on YouTube or, you know, wherever you listen to podcasts, it'll be out later in the week. But we'll talk about this later there. But Andy apparently said on his show that it's gonna be an all-new cast next year,

which I've not verified. I just saw it on Bravo and Cocktails on Instagram. So, that's sad, because I thought this was so fucking funny. This was a classic Teresa's an Idiot episode with really just everybody being ridiculous and I let Marge being ridiculous just watching these people ruffle each other's feathers was so fucking funny to me. I loved it. This episode was hilarious. I was cracking up. The whole thing was was amazing from start

to finish. It's been a good season. I'm sorry, it may be toxic, but it's been a good season. You know, for sure, we could tell that changes needed to be made because there is a problem on this cast, you know, a huge feud, and there's, like, a lot of behind-the-scenes issues. But also, um, a full revamp. That's wild. It's wild because, you know, New York got a full revamp, but they were also down to, like, five people,

probably down to four, because Ebony probably was not gonna come back, Leah probably was not gonna come back, so they had not a lot of people left, so they just revamped the whole thing. But, like, if you look at something like Atlanta, for instance, Atlanta, I think, was in a much worse place in terms of actually, like, putting out good episodes, and they didn't get a full revamp.

So, it just must have been really, really bad behind the scenes on New Jersey, to the point where the producers were like, let's get rid of them all, because they're too much of a pain in the ass for us. Yes, and a pain in the ass they are, you know? What a group. What a group. And by the way, in case you somehow missed it,

I was on Melissa Gorga's podcast last week, so just definitely check that out. It's called On Display. So look for the episode with me, Ben Mandelker. Yes, Ben was on display last week with Melissa Gorgas. Yeah, it was fun. I was interested in being there. Yeah, sorry I couldn't make that.

So let's go to start the episode. So we start with like the 50s background music. And we are kind of in the 50s as usual with this show where it's like women working. But today it is Valentina, Danielle's daughter, basically acting like one of the husbands on this show, just screaming boner over and over and and cracking up, walking around, pointing at people who get boners. So I was like, you fit right in this episode. It's a sausage fest of an episode. Yeah. She just goes, "'Boner! Boner!' And Daniel's like,

"'No, no, no. Okay, listen, that stays in the house. If you would say that word in school, it wouldn't be appropriate, okay? And she just keeps on going boner, boner. Boner, boner, boner. Yeah, and I don't think I've ever heard the word piece of deal until this season, but we hear it every episode. Yeah, I'd never heard of it.

Man, look at me, I even say piece of deal, I start choking. Um, which I guess is the winner. It's anaphylactic. Everyone. Ronnie has to go to the hospital. It's anaphylactic. What's that? I love, of course, that no one on Jersey knows what anaphylactic means. So, yes, Danielle's like, you know, you don't got a piece of deal. I'm trying to have a deal. You know, you've got one.

And she goes, yeah, but these two do. And she points to her dad and her brother and she goes, yeah, they do. She goes, these two guys stand next to each other. These two got bonus connected. Ah, it's like, no, we don't. We don't. Then over the Gorgas. So Joe Gorka was like, hey, so I texted everybody to come over to guys.

And I got a state guy coming, gonna play some poker. But Paul is being a little wishy washy and Billy responded. I got surgery. I mean, who's got surgery on a Friday night? Right. And what about what I'm talking about? And Melissa's like, he could have surgery some Friday night. He's like, what are you nuts? Who does that? Pussy's asshole. Huh? Pussy's get pussies get surgery on Friday night. He's like, what are you nuts? Who does that? Pussies, that's who? Huh? Pussies get, pussies get surgery on Friday night.

Am I right? Yeah. And then we have over at the food is we have a check in on her daughters. Her daughters are just like little human cabbage patch dolls. They're very cute. And basically, Juliana has had tremendous progress ever since she had her surgery. And she's now talking and she's walking. And she's still to me, like looks in the cutest possible way like a little, like, like strange, small adults. And that's what she looks like. She, she literally looks like she is ready to collect your receipts for accounting. Well, don't they even call her Beanie, which is kind of like a little older lady's name. I mean, except for Beanie, what's her buns? But what's her by Feldstein?

Feldman, Feldstein, something like that. Yeah. Feldstein or Feldman, Feldstein, yeah. Yeah, Jonah Hill's sister, right? Beanie, Beanie Feldstein. Um, so yeah, she's not an older lady, but doesn't that just sound like an older lady in the retirement home? Get over here, Beanie. Come on, we've been waiting for you. Hello, what are we gonna do? Are we supposed to play Bridge Without You?

Come on, Beanie, come on. So, uh, they, you know, it's a Rachel Fuda scene, so she's very serious about it. She's like, guys, since Beanie got her tongue tied surgery, I was like, oh, my God, for fuck's sake, if you say tongue tied one more time. She's like, but then guess what? Beanie's doing so good without her tongue tied,

today she finally stood on her tongue. It was amazing. Beanie, stand on your tongue again. And Beanie's like, ah! And then you have nothing. Wow, that surgery was then you have a bump. Wow. That surgery was amazing, whatever you did. This did great work.

Yeah, so Beanie stood up for the first time on her own, which was exciting. We saw the security footage of it. And she immediately reprimanded her sister for stealing office supplies. Like, you know what? These are not for you to take. This is for the office. I was like, wow, she has really come so far so quickly. BOWEN So, wait, I don't know which one is which,

but there's a Juliana and a Beanie. So, I probably messed up everybody's names. BOWEN No, no, no. I don't know either. I think Juliani, I mean, Jul... There's also a... BOWEN I keep thinking, I'm like, why would you name your baby Juliani? That's so problematic, you know?

The baby's always calling press conferences in front of dry cleaners. It's so problematic, you know? The baby's always calling press conferences in front of dry cleaners. Like, we're gonna talk about tongue ties. Her hair dies melting on her face. Um, I think Giuliani is... She's breaking into government buildings. Yeah, I think Giuliani is beanie.

And then the other one is... Just a name that shall not be mentioned. Because we don't remember. Yeah, we don't remember. Um, so she's like, but guess what Beanie can do. Beanie? Sing, Road Your Boat. And Beanie's like, -♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's amazing, Beanie. That is amazing. Someone put Beanie in the Eiffel Tower and have her close out the opening ceremonies

because that was beautiful. Beanie overcame so much to be here. Yeah! Oh, Celine. So, um... Why is this scene still going on? This is a very long scene. It's a very long scene.

I don't really understand why. It's kind of like when you watch House of the Dragon and it's only got one episode left. Because this show is on the same trajectory as far as episode numbers. So House of the Dragon ends next week, and this ends next week. So it's the penultimate episode of both.

And I'm like, why are we spending so much time talking about this? Like, why are we still talking about tongue tied babies? Like, get on with it. It's the second to last episode. We have things to do. Yeah. I mean, hello. We still need, we still need a, uh, uh, what's her face to, uh, Danielle to reunite with

her dad. Okay. We only have one episode left for that. Okay. Yeah. Where's the dad? I need to see some, some fist biting. He's going to show up on rails.

I finally see my daughter. And she's in a fight. Oh!" And so now, let's go over to the Aiden's house. Olivia is my hero, by the way, my little eagle, is dressed in Party City tinsel dress, skirt thing. And she's like, "'To the Swift, here I come, bitch!" And Jennifer and she's like, mm-hmm. Tether Swift, here I come, bitch. And Jennifer Aiden's like, look at you, that's cute, baby.

And Olivia's like, thanks, Ma, can you unzip me now? And she goes, yeah, I can, baby doll. They're like some sort of like mother-daughter combo in like a musical from the 50s. Yeah, she's like, I need to go upstairs, Mama. I gotta do my skincare routine. Chuck, you do it, baby. My little angel face little baby.

Um, so I just read this thing the other day talking about how the, um, pandemic or whatever, like when we were all the stuck at home portion of the pandemic, uh, how that ruined children because children were not able to be social or whatever. And also how it changed the economy of skincare because the kids were going on TikTok and all they could do was skincare.

So you've got like five-year-olds doing fucking facials and shit on TikTok or whatever. And they were talking about how now the parents have to spend hundreds of dollars a month getting these kids fucking face products when they are, they're already young, they have no wrinkles. And that's so true. My niece is like that. And I never knew that we could also blame that

on the pandemic. Do you know how much that costs? That's a very expensive step. So thanks a lot pandemic. Yeah. Congratulations oil of Olay. So I'm sure that's what they're all using. Yeah, it's very, it's very modern.

because I'm sure that's what they're all using. Um, It's very, it's very modern. A lot of Ole heads out there. Mama, I'll be back. I'm going to do a heart or a treatment and a little Noxzema. What's the one that's the white cream that you use? Is that Noxzema? Clearosil maybe? That's what I use. The white cold cream that you put on your face. Neutrogena. Noxzema. Noxzema. cream that you put on your face Neutrogena it's noxema noxema noxema and Neutrogena there's a proactive I don't know any other yeah noxema

cold cream my Mima used to wear that was horrifying she'd come out looking like Mrs. Doubtfire you got to do it that's how you stay young. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. I'm Dan Tbersky. In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad.

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mmm, you started the skincare routine. And Gabrielle was like, yeah, cuz she had a pimple the size of Mount Everest on her chin. And Olivia goes, ah, ah, ah, ah. So, mm-hmm, skin care. Gotta love it. Mm-hmm. Don't say it like it's a mockery, Papa. Skin care ain't nothing to mock. So the kids go away. Jennifer Aiden's like, Hey, baby, you wanna sit down and hang out? He's like, mm-hmm, yes, baby girl. I'm very interested in hearing what you have to say on account of my sexual attraction to you.

Mm-hmm. Oh, good. How was work, babe? Exhausting. And but you know what? You're worth the work. You're worth it. Not me, your actual child, baby. He's like, oh, that was fun. Reason to be away from this baby. He's like, oh, that was fun. Reason to be away from this work.

She's like, okay, talk about surgery. He's like, oh, six hours, I'm so exhausted. And she goes, yeah, you can need a massage later. Yeah, like on your prostate. Let's milk your prostate later, baby. I told all the girls that I like to milk your prostate when we don't have a lot of time. I just go in there, stick my finger in

and push the button, baby. Push the button, push the button. Ooh, ho. You really told them a lot, didn't you? I love that you've turned fucking me up the bumhole into a color purple number. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's not like to say, I may not be sexually aroused, but I am here! I've got your penis, I've got your penis.

I've got your prostate too. For all the color purple heads out there. For all the Cynthia Revo fans who've been assaulted with wicked commercials during the Olympics. Um, so, Jennifer Azen's like, yeah, we talked about milking your prostate on TV. That was fun. So, you know, Dolores is like,

I don't like talking about sex. Can we not talk about it? And I'm like, my kids are gonna be real embarrassed about this conversation. So, speaking of prostate milking, I heard Joe Gorga texted you, huh? Yeah. He's like, mm, right. There was a group text with everybody except Louie. And I said, I'm in surgery for that night, but I have plans at Louie's.

Oh, really? What's going on at Louie's? I don't know. But as far as I can tell, probably a whole bunch of limp dick action. Because without that little muscle man Joe Gorgas, I can't see anything getting up. Mm. So she said, Well, I don't think Nate's going in his little bitch boy anyway. So listen to this one. Dolores and Jenna planning a trip for us

because we're going to heal. But the thing is, I'm not saying nothing to Danielle until she says something to me. Bye. Be safe today. Very mature. Yeah, baby. You're making your kids proud on every front today. nothing to do until she says something to me. Bye. You're making your kids proud on every front today. I know. She's like, but then I can move on because I can move on with anyone, baby. He's like, how about you move your finger onto my prostate? So then we find out.

So this is what we just found out that the men are going to be having dueling at midnight. Guys, really? It's the penultimate episode and you're spending it on the husbands? Come on. I feel like this is people, you know on Antiques Roadshow when people are always shocked that they've had something in their house that's worth money.

I feel like that's what the producers of this show are. You've got all this stuff, you think it's junk, all these housewives, and now you're wasting time with the men. Do you need to go on a show to let me tell you of this show are. You've got all this stuff, you think it's junk, all these housewives, and now you're wasting time with the men? Do you need to go on a show to let me tell you how valuable these ladies are? Dueling men's nights? Joe Gorga with a sponsored fucking steak night?

Come on! That being said, I thought both men's nights were surprisingly very funny for different reasons. So it turned out okay. But at this point, I was like, really? So now we go over to Dolores and Paul's house and Dolores is FaceTime agent bestler and bestler Can you see me? It's like she's like in the shadows. No, not really. It's very, very dark where you watch. Well, I don't know. There's something going on with his time. It's almost like I stuck it up James Gandolfini his bottle. That was for you, James. That was for you. Anyway, did you find a house for the party and for the retreat? I found the perfect house in the Berkshires. It's big enough for all of us, and then it has a guest house for people who don't like us to stay in. Oh my God, that couldn't be any more perfect. I can't imagine anything going wrong with it. It was difficult not only to find a separate guest

house, but a place that had a clear path from the living room to the dining room to the kitchen to the living room to the dining room to the kitchen. I'm gonna be doing a lot of thinking on that trip. Well, it sounds great. And I'm assuming that it's outfitted with plenty of sprinklers and fire extinguishers. So excited for our stay.

So she was like, I'm nervous. Dolores is like, I'm nervous, but I hope that we can all get along because mama's got to pay for a lot of new faces in the next few years. And Fester's like, well, Jackie and Margaret, you can't love each other for that many years and just completely turn it off, can you? I mean, the respect that they have for each other,

I mean, it's just sad. It's sad, I tell you. Well, the goal is not to make people make up and be friends. The goal is to offload all these extra crocodile focaccia I've accumulated, okay? Someone's gotta eat them, okay? I don't know that everybody is meant to be friends, but say what has to be said in a civil way. Specifically, please pass the focaccia.

And then she goes, this is weird reading it back, but she goes, and guess what? There's going to be a fire pit. And so we're going to eat the bond or we're going to throw each other in the fire. Let's see how it goes. Ooh, that is funny. That's weird, right? Yeah. So first was like, love fire pits. I love fire pits. As a matter of fact, I feel like I've been thrown in one because of Rachel food having mean to me about food. I'm food attire, food attire.

I'm sorry, I'm not obsessed. What were we talking about? Well, we're gonna do some team building things. There's gonna be a corn maze, which will bring us all together, I'm sure, and a picnic at a farm, and we'll have a trust circle. And I'm just gonna keep everybody busy and keep their mind off of how much they hate each other,

you know, because I'm not saying we're gonna have a big Goombaya moment up there, okay? Did you say Goombaya? Goombaya? Is that what you said? Goom? Yes. Goom with a G? Yes. Oh, God, I like that Italian.

I didn't detect anything wrong with what I said. We're gonna have Crocodile Focaccia and a Goombaya moment. I bet she says that again to us. We're gonna have Crocodile Focaccia's and a Goombaya moment. But she says it again to us. She's like, listen, this isn't a Goombaya moment. All right? It's gonna be work on ourselves boot camp.

And then Fessler's just cracking up to us. She's like, Goombaya. Just love these Italian girls. They're just the best. You got a brand, but you know, it's on buying. She was, listen, we w we've the figure this out or the friend group that we have for me personally, it's over. Listen, now's the chance.

I have two ways I could go down. I could be a lady who owns an electrical company with this group of friends, or I can be a lady who owns an electrical company without this group of friends. Either way, I've got a desk and a job I don't really understand yet. Listen, this friend group is like one of Frank's flips,

just pulling a pod everywhere, okay? BOTH LAUGH This friend group is like the pebble tiles of Home Depot. Okay. Nobody really wants it, but we're all going to try and make it work because it's extremely cheap. And people apparently like it enough.

So now we have Margaret, she shows up in a tracksuit at a place called Jackson Hole, which is me, the representative of Jackson Noor Hole. She shows up in a tracksuit at a place called Jackson Hole, which is me, a representative of Jackson Noor Hole. I love the idea of a little diner called Jackson Hole in the middle of New Jersey. So she gets, she arrives with the Fessler. They do, it does the classic Margaret hug

where she drapes both of her hands and someone's shoulders, sort of like she's hanging on, like almost like sloth-like, you know, and then does the... on both cheeks. Very Maj. That's a Maj hug right there. Oh, my God, who are you right now? You don't even look like yourself. You look so young. What am I having lunch with a baby? Like, seriously.

What is it? What... Does somebody have an injection of something? Because I think I can get stem cells off of my friend here. Like, seriously, what did you just come out of the womb? Like, how are you walking already? Jeez. Jennifer, I just saw the security footage of you standing up for the first time. Oh, wait, guess what? That was Rachel Fuda's daughter.

It's so hard to tell the babies apart sometimes. You look so young. So a bee comes and it's trying to get Fessler again. She's like, is that a bee? Is that a bee? I cannot with the bees. Why are the bees always chasing me? I'm not afraid of bees. The bees don't get you, they get me. And Fester's like, yeah, you didn't get stung last time.

And then we have footage of Jen Fester. I don't remember this. Maybe this is unseen footage. But she gets stung by it. She's just talking to Margaret. She gets stung. She goes, oh, I was just, I was just stung by bees. Okay, well, you're a little baby puss. Okay, you got stung by a bee. Guess what? I got stung by Louis. All right. Much worse. All right. So be quiet, you little puss. Hey, wait a minute. Could you bring over a pair of boots for puss? Because seriously, might as well make it a payday. You know what I'm saying? Jesus Christ.

So, uh, Marge. She's laughing at her. Yeah, she was laughing at her being stung before and now she's laughing at her in the present as well. And she's like, oh, well, you think that's funny? You thought it was funny last time too. But I'm glad you're enjoying this. Babies in pain. What can I tell you?

It's hilarious to me. You know what's so funny is that when this scene happened, I started reflecting about getting stung by a bee. I've never been stung by a bee. And I'm actually very scared about getting stung by a bee, because I don't know if I'm allergic or not. And it's so funny that I was thinking, this scene made me think of it,

not realizing that there would be an anaphylactic shock scene later in the episode. Does that mean I'm allergic to bees? I don't know. You're allergic to references to things that you could get anaphylactic shock from. You're like, oh my God. I have some Augusta. You're just getting anaphylactic shock

from things that scare you on TV. I have, I am allergic to exposure to allergies. LAUGHS Okay, so they order stuff and neither one of them are gonna eat the stuff. So that's really funny. Because when you know that they're not gonna be able to eat it, it's just funny what they're projecting onto the audience that they're eating, like the reputations that they want. Like Marge is

like, you know what, well, I think Fester is the one who's like, I'm gonna have a cheeseburger and I'm gonna have a chocolate milkshake as well. And you know what, I'm gonna have an avocado. I want sauteed onions. You know what, Jeff Crisco, that you could put a straw in because I love calories. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. I was staring at Jen Festers, chocolate milkshake, the entire scene. I was like, so anyway, a motorcycle goes by. I got one the other day from McDonald's. I got a chocolate shake. It sucked. I haven't had a chocolate shake from McDonald's since I was a kid.

The reviews are in do better. They're bad, really bad. I mean, that was a shame. I actually had to throw it away and go to Wendy's. And I would like to say Wendy's, you've fallen pretty far in your French fry department, but your Frosties are still as good as ever. So thank you for being consistent about at least one thing. Unsurprisingly, they have actually really good chocolate shakes. I'm very discriminating about my chocolate shakes because there is a school of thought that if someone asks for a chocolate shake, you make a milkshake with vanilla ice cream and you add chocolate syrup to it. And to that I say, fuck you and fuck everyone related to you because that is not a chocolate shake. It is not as it It just tastes like vanilla

with some chocolate syrup in it. A proper chocolate shake needs to have chocolate ice cream in it. And I get really upset when I order a chocolate shake, and I get, like, a faux chocolate shake. However, I will say Shake Shack does a very good job. And that is... Yeah, but I'm not standing in line like that to get a shake. I mean, Shake Shack's stupid.

Like, you have to go stand in line for hours. What am I hours in? You don't have to, like, stand in line and stuff. Yeah. Well, just so you know, there is a place that opened up right here in Hollywood that I went to called The Window. Spelled W-I-N-D-O. So, like, The Wind-o. And they have an amazing chocolate shake.

The only downside is you have to go to Hollywood and Highland, but it might be worth it, because it's such a good chocolate shake. So, everyone, coming to town, that's a little free advice to tourists in Los Angeles. But it might be worth it, because it's such a good chocolate shake. So, everyone, coming to town, that's a little free advice to tourists in Los Angeles. Get the chocolate. The window.

Okay, so, um, now they start talking about Joe, and how Joe, you know, could have cancer, maybe he does, maybe he doesn't, I mean, I don't know. You know, he gets these tests, like sometimes he gets a test that says, maybe you have cancer. Then he gets a test that says, maybe you don't have cancer. Then he gets a test that says, maybe you don't have cancer. Then he gets a test that says, Joe, you didn't really straighten out the wallpaper

in the living room. Then he gets another test and he says, Joe, I forgive you because you could possibly have cancer. Then he gets another test that's like, but Joe, I can't stop staring at the wallpaper being uneven in the living room. Please, Joe. BLAIR That's something.

Well, I'm not really worried about it. You're a little bit of a hypochondriac. I'm worried more about you. I mean, you're the crazy one. You're the one who's terrified of all these outcomes. Oh my God, a bee. Oh my God, a bee. I see a bee over there. There's a bee. Oh my God, I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here, man.

Well, I wanna tell you something. I've had a call and it's from Teresa. And Teresa invited me over and get this. She said she's having some of us over because her lawyer has actual court findings that are pertaining to John food he never did a thing first of all I want to say that And if he did he didn't mean to now the court findings are about you you Margaret you what do you think about that?

What do you think about that? We have a flashback to Teresa on FaceTime inviting the women over to meet James letter. She's calling all them She's like hi I want to invite all of you over on Thursday cause I'm having my lawyer come over and I wanna talk to you about what Mark went to me cause I want you to hear from the horse's mouth cause these are facts.

These are facts that are being told to you from a horse, a horse that's my lawyer. Okay, mate. I love that Teresa has had all the season to plan this and still doesn't know what from the horse's mouth means. Also, yeah, also James Leonard is not the horse's mouth. He is literally not in all the case. That's what I'm saying.

Straight from the horse's mouth would be Marge, not James Leonard. As the crow flies. So, um, Margaret's like, what findings? And Fess was like, well, I don't know. She's willing to, but they lie incessantly. Do you think this man would not lie? Just so you know, he has her eternity.

She, he was, he was her attorney when she went to jail, okay? And see how that turned out, okay? And then we see, uh, we think the editors are so shady, because we see, uh, what she meant, which is James Leonard going, I just got off the phone with Theresa. She said the pal was out of prison, so she can't do any emails with you.

But she'll call us later. Like, oh, yeah, he is just used to lying his ass off. Yeah, he is. So, Mark was like, I mean, like, he's gonna vouch for her, like, he's the fucking pope. This guy's actually as low as her, okay? Guess what, everyone, America? James Leonard's office is near the meth clinic in Atlantic City. My attorney's actually as low as her, okay? Guess what, everyone, America? James Leonard's office is near the meth clinic

in Atlantic City. My attorney's office is on Madison Avenue, okay? My attorney would never be holding court, quote unquote, because that's a pun, to discredit somebody. But that's what happens when your office is near the meth clinic. I think it's disgusting that anybody would go there to listen to an attorney that would try to bash me.

And who else is going? Who else is going? Who? Who? Tell me now. Tell me right now. Well, I don't know the tabby girl. You better tell me before I take a bite of the tabby girl. Just kidding. It was an empty threat. Okay, you know what? Go ahead. You better tell me before I summon all the bees in this neighborhood to come sting your face.

She goes, oh, okay. I've got honey in my purse, and don't think I won't rub it all over your breasts. And then he's like, I'm gonna go and sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like,

I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like,

I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like,

I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for you. And then he's like, I'm gonna sing a song for about Margaret. That'd be great. I'm done. So everybody's saying yes, you know, and then Marge is like, oh, really? Dolores is gonna go. I saw her in your flashback. That is not gonna work for me. I'm calling the police right now. It's like, well, why don't we just sit with that friend? No, we're not sitting with anything.

No, we're fucking not. You get over here right now. You know what? What's being said about me? It's anybody showing up to a dinner party to talk shit about me. What are you fucking crazy? Give me that phone. It's like, well, it's not a dinner party to talk shit about me. What are you fucking crazy? Give me that fuck. It's like, well, it's not a dinner party. I don't know that we're actually gonna get dinner. So maybe it's not a dinner party.

Maybe it's a breakfast party. I don't know. Maybe it's a snacks party. Maybe it's a Capri Sun party. Who knows really? All I know is none of this is John Fooder's fault. He did nothing. And Margaret goes, okay, well, that's even worse. No food, have some respect. If you're gonna talk shit about me, at least feed them too. ALL LAUGHING

Oh, my God, that was, that was like literally like a written comedy line of a movie. That was amazing. So funny. So she calls Dolores, and Dolores is like, hello. Oh, you know what? You know what I am. Pissed off. I'm pissed off. I'm pissed off.

I'm here with an infant who is telling me that there's an event being thrown about me. You know what? Who does that? Throwing an event to talk about me with an attorney? Why would anybody show up to that? Why? You tell me why right now. Well, you know what? People are hungry. I've got focaccia. I'm ready to offload it.

She wants me to hear her out, and I'm not gonna change anything that I have thought about you. Just, I'm ready to offload it. She wants to she wants me to hear her out. And I'm not going to change anything that I have thought about you just hear her out with an attorney against me. There comes a time and a place that someone's got to stand up for what's right. And anybody engaging in negativity gets me not correct. Okay, especially on an empty stomach. I have to go you know, I'm disappointed that anyone would engage in that nonsense. I know you're eating.

I'll talk to you later. Okay, I love you. Bye. Delores. Delores is getting told off and just like sitting there eating a snack. She's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I am going. Okay, you know what? I can see that you're eating. I respect food. Okay, I'm glad you're eating now because you're not going to be eating at Teresa's house, that fucking creep. Okay.

Okay, let's call Danielle next. Okay, Danielle, it's me. Margaret. Margaret Josephs. The Margaret Josephs who's on your TV show. Come on, pay attention. Okay, are you going to Teresa's instead of bashing of me on Thursday night? She's like, I got no idea what she's trying to say. You know, that stuff that's happening in this court case

with Louis, she just wants us to hear out. I mean, I don't know, I'm just going because it says it's a dinner party. We're gonna get food, right? We're gonna get food? You know what, good. What happened in this court case with Louie? Who gives a shit? Okay, you know what?

The omelet just arrived. I can't have a cold omelet. I'll talk to you later, bye. Thanks right away. Are you going? Oh wait, an omelet's here, bye. Listen, there's a lot I can take. I cannot take a cold omelet.

Goodbye, bye now. I wish they'd shown a flashback at the time that she and Ziggy Flicker had a fight in the diner, and she just had a giant omelet in front of her the entire time. She's learned. Yeah, she's learned. She's like, I tried to eat that omelet later. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me in season one. So then, um, she's like,

oh, God, none of this has anything to do with me. I could give two shits, you're fucking obsessed with your ex-fiance. You loser! And Bessar's like, oh, God, none of this has anything to do with me. I could give two shits you're fucking obsessed with your ex-fiance. You loser! And Buster's like, for whatever reason, it didn't sound bad when I was talking to her about it, but right now that I'm talking to you, and I can see that you're very upset about it, I guess it is bad. I mean, I guess it is bad.

Well, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna text her right now, and I'm gonna say, listen, I'm not gonna make it on Thursday. Marge is watching me right now, her omelet's getting cold, and I don't want to be the one to suffer. And you can just tell her she's a little fucking sucker. And she goes, oh, well, I'm not gonna include that part. But I'm just gonna say, have fun, enjoy yourselves, and, uh, huh.

And if something ever happens to me with a bee sting and anaphylactic shock, just know Margaret did it to me. Uh, not to sound like Margaret is standing over me with a canister of Hershey's chocolate and threatening to pour it over my head to attract more bees. But if I die, that is why I've died. Hope you understand.

And Margaret's like, Hope you understand. Who gives a shit if she understands? Okay, who gives a shit? She goes, whatever. That's what I said. That was a wording I chose to use. Okay, are we done here? Stop being a little puss. Jesus.

You're just a little puss. You're just a little puss. Follow a weak, backbump person. Okay, I love you. I'll talk to you later. All right, go get back in your car seat and have someone drive you home. Baby shouldn't be driving. Just go. -♪ Commercials, here comes one right now. -♪ Divorced, beheaded, died. Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived.

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Go deeper and get more to the story with Wondery's top history podcasts, including American Scandal, Legacy, and Black History for Real. So now we go to the Gorgha household. It's time for Guys Night, Part One, the Gorgha version. And there's a neon sign that says, the meat made me do it. Which is, I don't even understand... There's no wordplay there, right? There's just a sign saying the meat made me do it.

So... Yeah, it's very Jersey. It is, and I love that no one on this show can even just have people over for dinner. It's gotta be some fucking sponsored thing, you know? The meat make me do it! And so, Joe Gore, so basically, they're getting set up for this party, and Gore, Melissa's like,

wow, look who's here, Joe B in the house. And he's like, what up, brother? Hey, look, everybody, this is Joe Benigno. All right, Joe Benigno? These are the meat guys. The meat made him do it. Isn't that great? Isn't that great? I felt, by the way, I felt so bad for that lobster. Not because it was about to get killed,

because of course that's sad, but like that lobster in its last few moments in life is just sitting there staring at its future, like where it will be giving up the ghost and Joe Gorgor comes up and pokes it. No, no lobster needs to have that last chapter. That lobster's last thoughts were, ow, and is it Benino or Benigno?

The lobster's like, there he is. Hahahaha. So, um, uh, anyway, guys night starts. Melissa, you know, Melissa's like, hi, Joe. Okay, I'm gonna take your coat. I'm gonna be right upstairs. I'm gonna bring this water up to Antonia.

Bye, guys. That was like all Melissa did this entire episode. Yeah. So, uh, John Fuda comes in, and he's like flicking his collar, and he's in pajamas. And, uh... He comes in, and he's got also a blue shirt that says like, Italian Ingrediences.

And then it lists like the ingredients of being Italian. Which is pretty funny. I didn't read the whole shirt, but I can only imagine. It was like salami, hot air, pomade. Focaccia. Focaccia lizard shaped. Focaccia. So, Joe Padino's like,

were those your fathers? And he's like, Joe goes like, hey, I hope not, I hope not. And Fudo's like, I'm just, you know, I'm taking a page out of your brother-in-law's book. And we see a flashback of Louis saying, I look at your four nieces, and I wear your father's pajamas and I have to make them feel safe, do you know that?

And Joe Gorka being like, what the fuck? Okay, so then we go to Theresa's house and Louis is having a boys night also, dun dun dun. And he's there with George Costanza's father, Louis Sr. He's like, yeah, so dad, let me talk to you. Okay, what we're gonna do here on guys night? We're gonna be easy, you know, because we work so hard, you know, Bill works his ass off, Paulie does something, no one really understands it.

Might be electricity, might be hook us. Who am I to judge? You know, we're getting to a place where we can just be you know have some food maybe have a drink you know how goes that. That's like what did you say? So then Teresa's like, man festival's not coming on Thursday she thought Margaret was gonna be going on and then Margaret must have talked her out of coming here and then like I'm not The festival's not coming on Thursday. She thought Margaret was gonna be going on, and then Margaret must've talked her out of coming here, and then like, I'm not trying to bash Margaret, Dad. I'm just like trying to lay out the facts.

When the facts bash Margaret, so be it. And she's like, I'm so relieved that the case is finally over, that now I can tell everybody why I've been stressing out for the past six months, all right, well,, the last three years, which all started with Margaret forcing me to marry a fucking crazy person.

I know. Like, the fact that Teresa is gonna try and offload all of her stress onto Margaret when she's married to a freaking psychopath is gonna be funny. I can't wait to see this. I know. We see headlines about how the uh how Louis won the legal battle and and like the the fiance, the ex-fiance was denied a restraining order or whatever. So, Teresa's like,

you know, we uh we found out a lot of stuff, unfortunately, you know, and this woman, I thought that was my friend dad has been hurting us like for the past three years. And I just want everyone to hear that Margaret came up in the car case and I can't wait to give away her secret because they need to know who their associate went. And he goes, You know, there's an old saying that says

the dirt always rises to the top. That's not the saying. What is wrong with everybody on this show? My God, dirt does not rise to the top. Cream rises to the top. That's not the saying. What is wrong with everybody on this show? My God, dirt does not rise to the top. Cream rises to the top. Dirt sinks to the bottom, sir. Okay. And like the saying is to say, like, cream...

Like, the good stuff always rises to the top. And I love that, like, in the... in Louie's family, the version is, hey, you know what? Don't worry about it, because all the shit rises to the top. All the worst parts about you, that's the stuff that always comes out. Yep. So then we go to Gorgas Guys' Night, and, um, Marge calls, and Benina's like,

-"You okay?" She's like, -"I'm good, I'm good. Listen, put me on speaker, okay? Listen, there's some crazy shit. I just had lunch with Jen Fessler. My omelet almost got cold." Basically, Jen Fessler showed up going, "'Mamamoo-moo.'" Then she pooped her pants. Like, literally, baby. You know, so I had my omelet almost got cold. Basically, Jen Fessler showed up going, man, man, moomoo, then she pooped her pants, like literally baby. So I had my omelet.

And then Jen Fessler was like, I just have to tell you that Teresa invited me, Dolores, Bougie, Jackie, Jennifer, with James Leonard, her fat fucking attorney, all right, and some big bomb from the court case about me. Oh my God, she's obsessed with, obviously I don't care. I don't even care anything about Teresa, that fucking snake, that fucking Lisa.

Listen to how not mad I am. Okay, anyway, bye guys. My armlet's getting cold. So Joe Benino's like, wow, I guess she's like, yeah, you know what she told Delora, she spent $400,000 on their attorney with this case. And Joe Benino's like, $400,000. Yeah, I think Louie told her they spent $400,000, he probably pissed the

money away somewhere else. Imagine how stupid she is. By the way, good theory on March's part that is 100%. Like I cannot imagine that being not true. Right? Like, there's no way they spent $400,000 on a restraining order case. Right? Right? Well, it's never from what I from what I learned from the Bravo docket podcast, it's never ending. It just keeps going. They just keep suing each other over and over and all this stuff.

Like, she is trying to get a restraining order on him. He's supposed to... or she's also claiming that he... he and the... what's the guy, the famous guy that he said was the private eye... Both diddle. Both diddle. ...were sending fake patients into her to spy on her. And all that, I mean, it's just like, it's over the top crazy. So it wouldn't surprise me that it cost 400, that it costs at least

in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. Cause Shannon and Tamra's thing, Shannon was saying that she spent 300. And I think Tamra spent 400 on their thing against the Bolinos. That was like a defamation case. Like I think a restra 400 on their thing against the ballino. Like a defamation case, like I think a restraining order case. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know these things. I don't know these things. But I tend to believe I think that's a great theory that he said it was that much money and that he's

squirrel and it was actually he was covering like, like he some of that money was not going to the Lord going somewhere else that I would totally believe that that's true. So Joe Bonino's like, that guy's eyes. That's for sure. Yeah. Sorry. Go that guy is such a train wreck and she is such such a train wreck. The truth will always come out. It's like that old saying the focaccia dough will always rise to the top. Am I right, guys?

Like, you know what they say? Trains to get in wrecks are always going to be on the top of the water. All right. So Frank comes in, he's like, hey, first time I've seen your yard because you never fucking avoid me here. Am I right? Come on, guys.

Come on. Me, Frank, and then you. And Food is like, you feel comfortable around me? I took a page out of his brother-in-law's book. This makes people feel great. The pajamas. Um, I just really want to, like, get some extra mileage out of this gag here, okay? You see what I'm doing? It's pajamas.

Remember, Louie wore the pajamas. So last season, Louie wore some pajamas. I don't know if you saw the episode. Just stop me if you heard this already, okay? Ha-ha. I feel a little uncomfortable with a man at 40, 40, you know, grown-ass in a pajamas. Not gonna lie about that, Andal Dua. Yeah, well, it wasn't supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest,

but you've been spitting a lot, so it is kind of awkward. That's a wet pajamas contest. You know what they say, wet pajamas always rise in creams. So the men do shots. The life always rises to the top. So they all take shots, and then Fessler comes in, Jeff Fessler. And food is like, I was worried. It was getting late.

I was worried you switched sides on me. It's like no side switching goes good because the other side have pajamas that make you feel secure. And like, you remember these, you feel secure. You feel secure right now. Remember remember these? You feel secure? You feel secure right now? Remember this one? Bro, it was from last year. It's a joke from last year. Remember that scene?

So then now we go to Louis' boys' night. And I was thinking, I wonder what Louis' boys' night, what did they do? Like we know what happens at a Gorka boys' night. They play poker, they drink, they have fun time, but what does Louis look like? So we find out very quickly. So we're over there and Bill and Polly show up and like, you know,

they pull off like they set up some catering. I guess it's like tacos or something like that. And we're like, you know, enjoy yourself. Oh, look, what can we fresh stuff? First off, yeah, enjoy it. And I I don't know what there's nothing inherently lame about that food. It's actually it's quite the opposite. It's like delicious, but I can already tell, oh God,

this is gonna be the worst boys' night over at Louie's place. It just has that vibe. Oh, you muted yourself, Ronnie. Oh, sorry. Because they're trying to compete. You know, it's like you can't have another posh fashion show. You can't just have another boys night. That's just not how it works.

And also, Louis is one of those people who puts out guac, and then, like, the whole time keeps going, you like the guac? It's fresh guac. That's what it is. You know, it's not just regular guac. It's fresh. It's fresh. Like, wow, grind your fucking lations. You had someone peel an avocado.

And there's, like, a stillness in the air. There's, like, no music, and it's just, like, there's, like, empty pauses and just like, there's like empty pauses and like forced conversation about everyone's day. Yeah, it's extremely unfun. It's like severely unfun. So when we go back to the other one, and Joe is like, yeah, so Frank, what about the other man's night?

And Frank's like, I think I'm gonna fight the Louis' house tonight, I ain't gonna lie, guys, I did did but here I am. I'm here. I'm here There he is Hey, let me ask you a question man to man, would you hang out with a scumbag? It's like well, what I think what I hang out with a scumbag. It's like yeah would Frank would Frank a tan Yeah, hang out with a scumbag. I wouldn't know what this come back. No, it's think, what I hang out with a scumbag. It's like, yeah, would Frank would Frank attend? Yeah. Hang out with a scumbag. I wouldn't hang out with a scumbag. No, it's like, thank you. So would you go to that scumbag's house? Because he's a scumbag.

I'm sorry. He's a scumbag. There he is. Scumbag. And Frank's like, wow, who did this stuff here? Who did all this design here, man? Did you hire someone from the Home Depot? I'm sorry. Is that too soon? Too soon? We're talking about scumbags? So then all the men are basically laughing because he's giving him so much shit.

And Joe Gorgas like, you know, unfortunately your boy Bill, he's like, he's in a cult. You know, that's the cult that got over there. That's a cult. That's fucking crazy. It's like a cult over there. And I would love to say that he's an asshole, but then we cut back to Teresa's house

and Louis is like, I got a surprise for you. Come on. We're gonna go record inspirational videos for all women. It's like, oh, no. And, okay, so how embarrassed were you by that video that they caught of you shirtless with all the men on that beach that you're now gonna recreate it on purpose on this show?

What is wrong with you? Oh my God. I was cringing. Like, listen, Louis, if he wants to go on a journey of like self help shit and go to seminars and retreats and things like that, that's fine. But this is not good guys night activity. This is not good girls night activity. This is not anyone's night. This

is not how you want to spend your Friday night is recording devotionals to your loved one in someone's quote unquote man cave. That's also a podcast studio. I'm sorry. This was the most cringey thing I've seen. Okay. They go into this room and you set up this whole, this whole podcast, like a nice studio. This is reminiscent of when Melissa Gorgia had, like, a recording studio in her basement, like an over-the-top, way too professional vibe for something that's gonna last for, like, three days, right? And they go in there, and he's like,

okay, guys, okay, I'm gonna go first, okay? I wanna do some devotionals for our wives, and I'm gonna break the ice and show you how to do it, okay? So, here we go. Here comes my devotional. My God. Okay, so I just want to break the ice and show how you go. Let me take off my shirt. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, guys, you ready?

All right, you guys ready? I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna look at the camera. Ooh, ooh, testing, do the testing. All right, dad. We're good to go, dad. You're doing great, dad.

Testing, ooh, ooh. Okay, hi, babe. testing. All right, Dad. Good to go, Dad. You're doing great, Dad. Testing, ooh, ooh. OK, hi, babe. This is me, your husband, Louis. I want to take this moment. I want to tell you I love everything about you. I love when I look into your eyes. I don't know if I'm looking at your hair or your eyebrows. I love that when you're trying to make spaghetti sauce,

you keep yelling, I'm coming, I'm coming. I love that you learned how to make panchos when he was away. You could have learned to do anything, but you made manchos, you made manchos. I love that time that I didn't take out the trash and you threatened to kill me with a toothbrush that you formed into a knife.

It was beautiful. It was beautiful, babe. a toothbrush that you fornt into a knife. It was beautiful. It was beautiful, babe. I love that you let me keep my Rice Krispie Treats in a box on the countertop for days on end. Thank you for supporting my Rice Krispie Treats. You're such an amazing stepmom to my children. Even though when I said, would you be the stepmom to my children?

And you got on all fours and you said, sure, let them step on me. I said would you be the step mom to my children and you got on all fours and you said sure let him step on me I said no babe it's not what that means. The way you volunteered to go drive by the people who claimed that I owed them $300,000 the way you said you I'll drive by and throw apples through their windows that was so sweet of you babe you didn't have to do that babe but I But I love you for it, babe. And Paul's like, all right, then. You did that. I mean, he goes, yeah, yeah.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I did number house. That came from the heart. That came from the heart, guys. That came from the heart. I'm like, we know. That's why we're cringing. So now Bill goes first.

And he's like, OK, yeah, no problem. OK, three, two, one, and now Bill goes first and he's like, okay, yeah, no problem. Okay, three, two, one, and we're on the air. My Jenny! Hey, girl. Hey, girl, hey. Just wanna say you are brat right now. You are mother.

Listen, um, babe, uh, don't mind all the rocks that she's got. She's still Jenny. She's still Jenny from the block. Mm-hmm. Listen, remember when we before we had kids used to give each other hugs? So many hugs. Sing songs from Les Mis together. Go out to the bar, try to buy tickets to see Bob the Drag Queen, all those good times. Just know I cherish them forever in my heart. Who knew the day that I put a ring on that finger that one day it would be fishing up my butthole

trying to find the prostate? The romance. The other baby. And he's like talking and it's weird, like, remember all the hugsies we used to give each other? Hmm? Hugsies, remember? That's so funny. It's hard to watch. Oh, my God.

It was so strange. And then Louie's like, beautiful, bro. That was so beautiful. Hey, Louie Jr., what did you think? It was beautiful, Dad. It was beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was beautiful, too. You get two beautifuls out of two. Congratulations. Congratulations, Bill. You want to of two congratulations congratulations bill you want to try this junior you want to try it it's like I'm not with anybody dead just try it

give your love Tia call me Tia I love you all right all right that's enough Paul Paul you want you want to do one? He's like, okay. All right. Dolores, thank you for always having my back. I've got yours. Lots of love. Can't wait to see you when I get home. And it's ACDC, not DCAC. Just want to let you know. You know, my heart was not electrified when I met you. And then I did meet you. And then I could only hear one song. Plug it in, plug it in.

Thank you. I love you. I love you, Delores. Delores, one last thing. I want to finally divorce you from the notion that we're going to be away from each other for very long. I'll see you soon. Did Fuda do one? course, you from the notion that we're going to be away from each other for very long. I'll see you soon. Did Fuda do one? No, because Fuda was this was all at Louie's.

Oh, you're right. We are. So we go back to the other I just saw food in my house. So we go back to the other one and the other party and Joe Gorgas like, Oh, yeah, you know, that guy's not good, you know, because like, he joined this family, and then he screwed me in two months. And I shut up, I let him screw me, and then guess what? He screwed me again.

And that's what he did. He screwed me again and again. How many different pizza ovens can one man come up with, am I right? Sorry, this is Bill, phoning in from the other party. Remind me again how one can get screwed by Louie over and over again. Thanks so much. Wow. Can we just be impressed that the man can go and go like that that many times in a row?

Sounds like he's really pushing your buttons. Speaking of which, if anyone wants to push my button, I can give you directions. So, Food is like, yeah, but like Bill's been around you guys for a good period of time. Why isn't Bill here tonight? Huh? Because you know what? If Bill was here, I'd say, Hey Bill, you like my pajamas?

Do you feel safe? Remember? Remember? Speaking of callbacks to last season, we then go back to Louie's house. He's like, guys, since you all made such beautiful devotional to your wives here have a complimentary skinny Italian pizza oven. And he's heading out the famous pizza oven that caused the rift between these two between the both these factions and it's like that's pizza ovens with Teresa and her daughters on the on the cover. I mean this show if you're not if you don't think this show is one of the

funniest things on television right now, you really need to reexamine your version of humor because this is funny ass shit. Well, my theory is that he got home and he was like, the Lord, look at this, we got the skinny Italian pizza oven and the words is like, you know what, send it to the house that we're going to be vacationing at because I'm sure everybody's gonna love it. Send it ahead. And the homeowner was like, you know what, I'm going to make a pizza.

And you know, the rest was just great. Write it, say it, write it, regret it, say it, forget it, turn it on, burn it down. Burn the whole fucking house down. I mean, during up there in the Berks it on, burn it down. The whole fucking house. I mean, during up there in the Berkshires. Burn down a house. Okay, so now the meat's on the grill outside, and Food is like,

fellas, what do you think about some bone marrow shots? Nothing could possibly go wrong. So like, let's do it, let's do it. It's like, Frank, you need to not spit so much on the grill. You're putting the flames out. Jerry. So they're doing bone marrow shots, and it's all fine and everything.

And then they're doing that. Then there's a whole bunch of like, yay, chug, chug, chug, you little bitch. Keep chugging it. Chug, chug, chug. And so Fuda's spitting out the bone marrow and the alcohol. There's a lot of, you know, bro chugging in bone marrow and booze, as happens at these things. As happens.

So, they all go in to play some poker and Fuda starts swelling up. He's like, oh my God, my lips. What's going on with my lips? What's going on here? And he's like, that fucked up my sinuses. And the guys just keep playing, you know? But Fuda's like, but I think my sinuses and, um, the guys just keep playing, you know, but food is like, but I think I'm having an allergic reaction guys.

I don't know. I don't know what the what, but this isn't good. So he goes to the bathroom and it's like, you got any, all right, you got any. Hey, come on. You have the allergic reaction to what? Pussies. Cause that would explain it. Cause Frank is here for the first time. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yh y He's like, hey, look at me, I'm fucking dying. And Frank's like, hey, his eyes are swollen up, it's hilarious.

And every professor's like, maybe it's a bone marrow issue or whatever. So Benino goes in there and he's like, so what's the deal? Do you, can you breathe or whatever? And basically Buddha's like, he's like, no, I got a little sore throat, that's all. And so Benino's like, all right, you know what?

You gotta go to the hospital, This is anaphylactic. And meanwhile, Joe Groga's like, no, you know what he needs? He needs some ice. He just needs some ice. He starts spreading ice all over Puday's forehead. He starts putting ice all over his face. Look, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, ice, that's what you do.

You put ice on it, right? And Puday's like, just give me 20 minutes. You know, Italians don't get allergic to things. Just give me 20 minutes, okay? This becomes, by the way, a. You know, Italians don't get allergic to things. Just give me 20 minutes, okay? Yeah. This becomes, by the way, a master class in what Italians don't do. Okay, we learn very quickly many things Italians don't do

according to Joe Fuda, John Fuda. Yeah, so Benino is like, whoa, you gotta go to the hospital right now. You can't even breathe. He's like, I ain't going to the hospital. Italians don't go to hospitals. No, no, it's anaphylactic. You gotta go. It's anaphylactic. And Gorgas like, I ain't going to the hospital. Italians don't go to hospitals. No, no, it's anaphylactic. You gotta go, it's anaphylactic. And Gorgas like, why?

Anna, who? Who's Anna? Anaphylactic? Do we know anaphylactic? He's like, why the guy need a condom? He's not fucking nobody. He's like, no, not a prophylactic, an anaphylactic. Right?

So he's like, here's what's happening to you. You're not gonna be able to breathe in a second. Guys, he's having an allergic reaction. And Fuda's like, just give me 20 minutes. Italians don't have allergic reactions. Yeah. Italians only need 20 minutes, okay? And it's like, no.

And Joe Gorma was like, look, he's better already. Look, he's fine. And you see Fuda, he's got like ice water on his forehead. His eyes are bloodshot, his lips are red and rosy, and he's like... So, Benino goes to the producers, he's like, he needs a fucking ambulance right now. They need to come get him. Call an ambulance.

So then Melissa shows up and she's like, I got some water. And so I was like, what are you giving him water? It's anaphylactic. And she's like, huh? What's anaphylactic? What's anaphylactic? Anaphylactic. Well, hey, Fuda, you know, I know you want to lose some weight,

but you should still eat something. You know, we all love you the way you want. Not anorexic, anaphylactic. much of this show just kind of being sort of sidekick energy, just sort of quiet and nice. But like when like you actually could see like, when like someone needed to spring into action, he really did in a way that I admired. So he because he's also around a whole bunch of morons. And he's like, please get the doctor's anaphylactic. Yeah, but I love her pitch perfect. What's wrong with that? Not an agenda.

Yeah, but I love her in Pitch Perfect. What's wrong with that? Not anachendric, anaphylactic. No, but I mean, listen, they tried to bring her back and it just didn't really work. Not anachronous from real houses of Miami, anaphylactic. How are we getting this far away from it? So, then, Joe Gorgas is like, ah, he's gonna die. Listen, every man before he dies wants to see one thing. My dick, my dick.

So he whips out his dick and starts peeing while everybody's there. And they're like, what are you doing? And Frank goes, did you ever consider your life at this point? You have an allergic reaction and Joe Gorgas pulling out his dick, come on. So Melissa's like, guys, I know how to fix it.

Sit in this chair. That should do it. Italians love sitting in chairs. No, no, no, Italians don't like, Italians don't sit in chairs. So then, so the ambulance shows up. And Joe Benioff is like, John, you're going nowhere. You got to sit down, okay?

They're going to give you an EpiPen. They're going to give you a pen and you're going to be fine. You're going to be evaluated. Just sit there. Stop. EpiPen, you know, Italians, they don't handle pens. Okay. No, what Italian writes, he just takes some, he takes some tomato sauce uses,

dips his finger in it and just writes like that. You don't use pens. Okay. Dines don't do pens. And Jeff Benito is like, shut up. Just let him do his thing. It's like, you got vicks. You got vicks. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Okay don't need oxygen. We breed meatballs. So, uh, we're Thayan. We always got low oxygen. We live on low oxygen. So the paramedics like, oh my god, your lips, that's not normal, right? It's really hard to tell because we've tried to take care of people from this show before. So, just, I can't really tell what's a side effect

from allergic reactions and what's not. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. What do my lips look like? Do they look good? It's like they look swollen. Guys, you know him. Does he have implants or does his lips look like this normally? Does he ever been to Ziggy Flicker's... uh, med spa or is this the way he normally looks. And so, uh, so they're like,

do you have any hives anywhere? He's like, no, no, no, no hives. I'm pretty normal. I mean, you know, my throat's a little closed, but, you know, I'm fine, a little nasally. You know, I can't really breathe very much. I'm sort of seeing darkness around my eyes. I feel like I'm getting hallucinations, but, you know, a little nasally. You know, I can't really breathe very much. I'm sort of seeing darkness around my eyes. I feel like I'm getting hallucinations,

but you know, it's pretty, it's normal, you know, it's normal Italian shit. So they finally just give him some Benadryl or whatever, and they're like, okay, you'll be fine. And so Melissa's like, should we do some bone marrow shots, guys? Joke World is like, guys, come on, feed the cops, all right? They work so hard.

Mm-mm. By the way, I was so mad they did his blood pressure and it was 120 over 75. I was like, really? John Fuda in the middle of an allergic reaction has better blood pressure than I do? That's so not fair. We got both of us. I'm sure we were both jealous.

I was like, I'm working so hard. I'm working so hard and this guy is literally, his body is shutting down and that's his blood pressure. Yeah. So then, so then we go to Dolores's house and this scene opens like most of Dolores's scenes like this Dolores what's up? Well a lot, you know the house we were going to on the girls' trip, the girls' trip I planned?

Well, guess what? It just burnt down last night. Burnt to the ground. They think it was electrical. But could you imagine if we were in it? I mean, they said, at first, we didn't know what was going on because it just smelled like pizza. But then we got there and boom, it was on the ground.

I had totally, you know, we've spent the past few weeks talking about like, oh, they went to Dolores Dorinda's house and that. I totally forgot that their house burned down. This was in the news, their vacation house. So I was like, oh, you guys were lucky. And Dolores was well, that house was perfect. It took me forever to find it.

It has separate house off the grounds. So we had enough room for everyone. It was going to be, you know, two people could be separate. You know, it's just perfect. It was exactly what I needed. It's unbelievable how perfect it was. It was just the most perfect house for a vacation. And you know, how am I going to find something like that again? I'm not, I don't know what to do. I love that some people like this was like their house. This was like, this is like a major mate. Like, this is such a big deal a house burning down like if your house burns down like that is it's traumatic it's scary you lose things like even if it's a rental like that's an

investment that's lost and they're like i mean i had found the perfect vacation house and now it's gone that's what like the lack of perspective that they have the rest of the episode about this burnt down house it it's hilarious. Everybody makes it about themselves, because that's exactly what we're watching. It's like a minor inconvenience for these people. Like, meanwhile, someone lost a house, and they're like, uh, now what? It was the perfect vacation for us.

I can't believe they ruined our vacation. Like, how am I supposed to get to Teresa to walk to Margaret now? So, uh, Paul's like, well, do you think it's a sign? She's like, well, maybe it's an omen. Well, all right, well, that's a sign. No, it's not. An omen is a terrifying child in a movie. All right, well, it's also a sign. No, it's not, Paulie. Don't fucking argue with me.

All right. Signs are aliens, omens are children who push people off of balconies. -♪ WHOOSHING SOUND EFFECT. -♪ And she goes, maybe it's an omen after what happened yesterday. He's like, what happened yesterday? Did a child get a sign? All right, drop it, Paulie. Okay. So, Fessla goes to see Margaret for lunch to let her know, Teresa is going to sit us down and let us know what Margaret did to her. Then I get a call from Margaret screaming, I don't eat cold omelets. She apparently had been having lunch with a baby,

which I didn't understand, because I thought Fessil was at the lunch. Anyway, it was very confusing. So listen, there's nothing Theresa's gonna tell me that's gonna move mountains for me, okay? But I do need to listen to her, and do I feel like going to this whole thing? No. I hear there's not even gonna be food.

But I hear both of my friends out, and I'll tell you this. I need a nap at some point, okay? I'm having the hot flashes. Not, I mean, when I say hot flashes, we'll all do respect, not as hot as the flashes that house felt, but you know, hot nonetheless. Ah, you're gonna have more hot flashes? I'm gonna lock the key in the thermostat.

And she goes, don't lock the key in the thermostat. She keeps locking his accent, it's hilarious. And he's like, oh, I'm gonna lock the key to the thermostat. All right. Well, how was your guys night? He has thought it was it was lovely. Bill was there. And he's just like, Did you guys get drunk?

No, none of us got drunk, actually. But Louie had a nice idea. He turned his garage into a podcast studio. And he had us do a devotional video to each of our wives and girlfriends. Dolores just sort of stares and prolongs us. It's a really long pause. Where you're just like, because Dolores in her mind is like, wait, there's a guy's night without drinking

and fucking devotionals in a podcast studio? We need to get Teresa out of there. Like, it's like just dawning on Dolores for the first time. No, this is dangerous. This is not a good situation. Like, you just see a dawn on her face, it's like just dawning on Dolores for the first time that, no, this is dangerous. This is not a nice situation. Like you just see a dawn on her face and she's like, how do I play this right now on television? Is it hot in here?

Did you lock a key to the thermostat? Aw, devotional. What does that mean? You know, things you say to your girlfriend, it wasn't rehearsed. It wasn't planned It was actually it's actually very thoughtful and she goes ah so thoughtful Where's the video? Oh? Find it find it does love soften you Paulie does it soften you like you tell me to large because I think it's calming because listen

There are times that I would've gotten a phone call like yesterday and the person on the phone with me, I'd make them think I was still home and then I'd be knocking on their door in two seconds with the cold omelet on my hand ready to shove up their asshole. Oh yeah, but if Margot called you, she would know that. And she wouldn't call you from her house. I'd find her.

So when we go to Teresa's and uh Teresa's like, baby darling, your rice krispies treats, we got enough of those. Oh man! So uh she has put out, there is food there, this is like a breakfast, and she has put out a whole spread, like a giant pile of like pastries and bagels and two big mounds of cream cheese. Honestly, when I see that much cream cheese, the needle moves a little bit towards Teresa for me. I'm not gonna lie. I'm like, she puts out a good spread right there. Yeah, you gotta love two big mounds of cream cheese.

And he puts a knife, like, here's the knife with the cream cheese. Like, no, they gotta match. They gotta be matching knives with the cream cheese. Aw. Yeah, the knives have to match with the cream cheese so that way everyone could, um... enjoy them while they're not spreading it onto their bagels. Because you know no one's touching that cream cheese.

Not this group. Yeah, so then, um... Gia comes in and, uh, Jim Leonard comes in. Jim! Jim's here! Jim's here! He sort of looks like an ant. He looks like a what? There was a lady who used to live across the hall from me, my old building, and he looks exactly like her now.

It's amazing. Uh, and she's like, thanks for coming, Jim. I got no voice because when I get stressed out, I lose my voice. He's like, quite frankly, to reach out, listen, I'd like you to lose your voice more often, right? But that's just me. That's for you, Joan. That's for you, Joan. You know, I need people to hear from your mouth, Jim. He's like, Yeah, well, I think we just present the facts, information, and we just bring clarity to the situation. Okay. As the producer asked Danielle, like, what do you think you're walking into? She goes, I think I? I think I'm walking into the biggest secret told in life. Like I want you to know

what Monica did because Theresa, she's like, you have to hear about this. You have to wait to hear about this. I'm just thinking of eating popcorn, eating popcorn. You got a boner. And so they're like, Theresa's like, Oh my God, I feel like I haven't seen you in a minute. So then she gets some coffee for Jim and Dolores comes, everyone starts arriving basically for this and they start gathering around and Jennifer Aiden's like, how true you're withering away. Oh, Teresa, whether in a way just a little faction of ourselves. Teresa, who is it in a way, just a little fraction of herself. So they're talking about how stressed Teresa is.

Poor Teresa, guys. Poor Teresa. What is going on? So Teresa's like, listen, obviously, I know I'm going through this lulling. All right. Not that you guys got to feel bad for me, but it's like the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Right?

Right? So we're going to talk about Margaret here because I never thought that this would happened to me, right? Right? So we're gonna talk about Manga here, because I never thought that this would happen to me, but like, it's a legal case that's going on. She says, yeah, we need it to make sense, because you've been alluding to something for the past few months, and we're only getting bits and pieces of it because you've been so emotional, baby.

And I want to charge you, I want you to stop talking, because your mind just spinning, baby. There's no place to talk about these things, baby. And James is like, well, first of all, I want you to know that I've been involved with Teresa and her family for nine years. I was involved in the weeks and months before she went to prison.

And I can tell you that walking in the prison at 3 o'clock in the morning, she was less stressed than she has been in the last several months. To be fair, we also did tell her we were bringing her to Friendly's, so it was a little bit of a rope-a-dope with her. The only time I've seen Theresa stress more is when I tried to explain to her what a wordle was. The only time I've seen Theresa stress more was when I put a box of honey nut trios in

front of her and said, here, do the maze on the back. The only time I've seen Teresa that stress is when we got, we got a bill for lunch and then the tip section, she was writing, get a better shirt. And I tried to explain to her, no, to add a tip, you actually add money. This double the first two numbers in the bill. It's not a life hack. So, um, so he's like, so that's why we're here today. There's someone in Louis's past that makes problems in Louis's existing existing life and Jennifer... Is it my ex? Is it my red Josephs? No, we'll get to her.

Well, we're not really allowed to talk about the person that you just mentioned because of legal problems, but that person is real and that situation exists and existed before Teresa and Louie met one another. So you're talking about the ex? We're talking about a person. The ex? A person.

Oh, you're talking about the ex. It's a person. Okay, so let's just make this clear. So you are calling everyone over to explain to them that Teresa knew what she was getting herself into at the very beginning. Oh, okay, that's interesting. That's basically what you just said.

So, Jack is like, you know, this situation is so confusing. I know, I think they're gag orders, so I know he's not supposed to be saying her name, but like, they were going back and forth, so, you know, she would sue him and he would sue her. And I think that Jim Led is just trying to protect Louie and not bring up certain things that might get Louie in trouble. Like, basically, he's just trying not to violate the gag order,

but also totally violate the gag order by... by talking about this lady on national TV to everyone. Right. So then, I'm calling her crazy and all this other stuff. So then, James is like, all right, here's the timeline. Sometimes in 2021, we get info on this individual talking to Margaret. In November 2021, the lawyer represented

Louie Sapina's Margaret to answer questions as to whether or not Margaret is in communication with this person, place, or thing. Margaret responds that she got the subpoena, but she wasn't going to come to court. And I am going to get to the pertinent part, OK? Everyone, OK, I'll give you guys a second to look up the word pertinent. All right, we all on the same page?

OK, great. The individual that Louis is involved in the litigation with had been speaking to Margaret Joseph's And Joseph told this person she was planning on exposing Louie Rieius and Teresa Juwe Dice Based on the information this person whoever it may be can't say who it is had provided. Oh my gosh, this is such bullshit. Okay, so what information was that? First of all, Teresa and Jim just got caught working with all of these bloggers, and also Jim, by the way, texting all these bloggers, sending them all these information, the screeners, and everything else to bring down Margaret.

Last year, Louis bragged about having Bo Deedle following everybody around. They were calling this friend of Margaret's to get gossip on Margaret. You guys have no leg to stand on in this. That's it, she talked to the ex, who cares? The ex was already in People Magazine doing walks across the country in her wedding dress. Talking about what a narcissistic abuser Louis was. Will you fucking, Margaret tried to warn you that this lady was doing it and to take care of it on camera

and you've turned it into this huge fucking war instead of dealing with it when you should have dealt with them in the first place. And even if even if the even if this lady did talk to Margaret, even if the lady was like, I gotta tell you about Louie and Margaret's like, Okay, sure, I want to hear because of course, Margaret probably wants to hear Margaret loves getting all the gossip. But like we haven't seen Margaret really weaponized it

not that I can remember. I we've never seen Margaret go around till every single person know what I heard under very good like you what, I heard, under very good, like, you know, I heard, I'm not going to say how I know, but Louie did X, Y, and Z, and this and that, Larsa Pippen, and you know, passed along, passed along. She doesn't do that, but we see Teresa and Jennifer do that time and time again.

Yes, we haven't seen, and this whole, like, based on the information that this person has provided, what? What did Marge attack her? What information has Marge attacked Teresa with that she got from this ex? We have not seen it. All Margaret has been doing is defending herself

from Teresa. Now, last season, I said right at the beginning, Marge was really stupid for doing that whole like, you know what, you need to get out in front of it. Just go talk about it on camera. Go talk about Louis' video or whatever that whole thing was. I knew that that was a huge mistake and it's still going on to this day

because Marge couldn't just say, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I brought it up on camera. She had to be like, but I was trying to protect you. You know, all that. I'm not saying Marge is perfect and I 100% believe that Marge did talk to this lady. The problem is Jen and Teresa both have set a precedent here that they have no leg to stand on.

This is ridiculous. And you're dating Louis, and you already knew Louis was being accused of all of this shit. His wife is the one, his ex-fiancee is the one accusing him of all of this shit, not Margaret. So the one you're mad at is the ex, and the one making it public is the ex, and People Magazine is the one publishing the ex, not Margaret.

Yeah, and like, so if I can step into Teresa's shoes for a moment, like I can imagine, you know, Teresa hates this X. She loves Louie and she just sees this X is making life difficult for her husband and their family. And then she finds out someone in her circle was talking to this person. I can understand being like, that's fucked up. I like why would you talk to that person? It makes me that actually hurts me. And I'm mad.. But Teresa's like Margaret is the root of all evil. Margaret is coming for me. Margaret's

trying to destroy our family. It's like that is taking a step too far especially when you have repeatedly done things like this. We literally watched that scene of Teresa going from person to person at Evan Goldschneider's party telling people that Evan was cheating on Jackie at his own party. Like this is the person who does that. And the reason that Teresa suspects that Margaret is trying to expose Teresa and bring down Teresa is because that's how Teresa moves herself. So she assumes everyone else moves just like that. But in fact, it's Teresa who moves like that. And then has Margaret just probably just wanted to get some gossip. That's all not saying great, but that's probably this quote unquote bomb and no one really reacts. So Teresa's like, but guys, I want to tell you,

this will make your head spin. I mean, Louie ain't allowed to speak about her, the person, place, the team. So she's not allowed to speak about him. So she gets her information out through Margaret. What information? What information did Margaret get out? Literally nothing. The only thing Margaret pointed to was the video

that this guy made that was leaked on the beach crying, and referenced the article in People magazine about him being a narcissist, you know, emotional abuser or whatever that was. It was all public. Also, by the way, like, if it... Like, I hate to break it to you, Teresa, but like, if you want to get information out about people anonymously, we do live in the world of the internet

and people can do it pretty easily. Okay. She knows because she hired bloggers to do it. She'll take people off to do it. Yes, exactly. Oh, my gosh. So silly. So James is like, and Margaret gets her information through Teresa and Louie and is trying to hurt them with that.

And Loris just goes, yeah. She tells us, this is not a jaw-dropping revelation. Okay. And so then we see a flashback to three years ago of Margaret saying, I didn't say he was abusive. All the girlfriends are the ones saying that he's abusive. And then in another scene in the cowboy place where Teresa's screaming at Marge and saying,

you're talking to people from his past. She goes, why would I talk to people from his past? Maybe someone contacted you. How would they contact me? You know everybody. BOWEN Serena from Ten of Fly, I admit I know her. So Dolores is like, you know, Margaret's always denied that she's spoken to her. So now we don't know if that's true.

I'll figure it out. So Teresa... So on this one, I always denied that she's spoken to us, so now we don't know if that's true. I'll figure it out. So, Teresa... Yeah, so on this one, I do believe that Margaret has spoken to her. My guess is that after this season, the lady probably contacted her like, oh my God, you're going to Teresa over... You're going to work with Teresa over this? Let's talk. Margaret was probably like,

good, come over. I'll have a tea tray set up for you. I'll have some nice iced coffee ready for you. It tastes like Snickers. It's like a miracle. You'll never believe it. I'm sure. I'm sure. Margaret just wanted to get the gossip. So then, um, Teresa's like, Yeah, I remember the videos that were coming out about Louis.

I mean, the videos that Louis shot himself, you mean? And Teresa's like, Right after I met Louis, these videos he had between him and his ex ended up surfacing on Instagram and now we're putting everything together because Margaret was in contact with the individual and that's how they were getting out.

Like, I guarantee Margaret was not putting out that video. I guarantee the ex was putting out that video. Like, the ex doesn't need Margaret to put that video out, to leak that video. Yeah, that video was already out. So, now maybe to get it spread around, but I would think that it wouldn't be very hard to get it spread around when you're talking about Teresa's also is

on the show on national TV. Also, I guarantee that if Margaret had access to that video before the before America, she would have saved that shit for the show. It would have been a whole scene like Melissa, I got to show you something. I got to show you something. I got to show you something about your future brother-in-law. Look at this video. Do I show it to Teresa? Do I not show it to Teresa? It would have been a whole thing. It would have been, Margaret has a video.

Is she, who is she going to show it to? It would have been a whole talk of the whole thing. She would not have just put it up when they're not even shooting. Sorry, that's just not the way it works. Yeah. So then, let's see. So Danielle's like, did you know any of this, Jackie? Did you know any of this? She talking about that? Cause you guys was close, right? And Jackie says, oh, I've never,

I've known what's been going on through the years, but Margaret never told me anything about talking to the ex. She goes, I know what's going on. I just gonna prove it. You still can't prove it. So Jennifer Aiden's like, I know what's going on. I just call it a pro. You still can't prove it. So Jennifer Aiden's like, you know, I would like to see this proof because I thought Teresa said I've got proof on what's going on. But all she's all she's proven is that they subpoenaed Margaret.

Margaret said, fuck you, I'm not coming to the court. Like, this is not a criminal case. You can't just subpoena me to come to the court. And she said, no, they haven't proven anything. Where's the proof? JARED DILLIAN They just, they saw Margaret's name, she saw Margaret's name in this and then like it supported the theory that Teresa has developed ever since that season. And not like's like, that's proof because Margaret was called by a lawyer. It was your lawyer.

Where's the proof? Now I don't doubt that there is proof, but where is it? You're not showing it right now. This meeting is terrible. And what are we supposed to eat with all this cream cheese? I know. And Jennifer Aiden feels like she has some high ground now because she's like, you know, Margaret didn't like it when we were continuing to talk to Laura for all those months.

But then I finally stopped talking to Laura because I realized here's a shitty thing to do, baby. But Margaret calls me a hypocrite, but me what? She's the hypocrite, baby. You are a hypocrite. So that Daniel's like, all right. Quietly redeeming herself like that. Or she thinks she is.

She's like, by the way, everyone, I took the high ground after I took the low ground. Yeah. She's like, I stopped talking to that lady after I'd already gotten every piece of information to use against Margaret and it didn't work. And then I got called out on national TV. And my, what do they call it in CIA movie or spy movies where they're like, my source was burned. So, yeah, your source was burned.

How are you gonna keep using her? Like, you're doing everybody a huge favor. So, Danielle's like, all right, let me get this straight. So, Theresa and Jen come friends with Laura to dig shit up on people, all right? And then we see a clip of that with Laura saying, Laura has market... with Jen saying,

Laura has market's best friend, and they had some sort of falling out, and so Laura was trying to get in touch with me and Theresa to tell us... So funny. And Danielle's like, meanwhile, people think that Bo Deedle of falling out and so Laura was trying to get in touch with me and Teresa to tell us somebody and Daniel's like meanwhile people think the bo diddle did a smear campaign and we see the bo diddle stuff at the reunion and Danielle's like so this is true has any of this different from what Lackwood did so uh then the doorbell rings and everyone's like what's that what's that someone's at the door so Teresa like that looks at the video intercom and everyone's like, what's that? What's that? Someone's at the door? So Teresa like that looks at the video intercom

and she is like, oh my God, that's weird. There's a guy with a beard, it's creepy. He's creepy beard person. They all talk about how gross and creepy this guy is. So it's poor guy, like can the man just do his damn job? You know, so Teresa goes to open it and it's like Santa Claus out there and he's got a big, huge funeral flower thing.

And he goes, are you Teresa? She's like, yeah. And he goes, these are yours, kid. And he goes, I don't know who it is, so she reads the card. Oh, my God. Dear Teresa James, sorry for the loss of your dignity. Love, love, love, Marge. love, love, love, Marge. Love, love, love. Theresa's like, oh, she is so disgusting.

It's from Marge. No, I don't want it. Refuse it. Tell her to stick it up her ass. Take it off my property. And the guy's like, talking. He's like, all right. Throw it and stick it up her ass.

I mean, savage. So Theresa's like, oh my God, that was from Marge. And she goes, Theresa's like, Oh, my God, that was from Margaret. And she goes, it was like a funeral thing. And the show like, did it say anything? She was Yeah, I didn't even read the whole thing. Because it was like, so long. But it said like me and Jim, like some some about losing dignity. And then he was like, that is the most gangster move I ever heard about in the whole existence of my life.

Meanwhile, the delivery man's in his truck taking off his taking off his disguise as Danielle's dad's like, I came so close. They wouldn't let me through to see my daughter. I tried everything. So Teresa's like, I fucking love it because she's gotten caught and she's like fucking spinning right now. And James Leonard's like, OK, everyone, I got to go. I've proven nothing here.

So it's time for me to go. Yet another case that I've lost. OK. I know there's only one more train left to Atlantic City. So I got to catch it. So things, things may get messy here, but back home to get in messy. I got to get back to the office. So Danielle's like, well, so he leaves and Danielle's like,

guys, how are we going to go away for this trip? I mean, that's why I want to know. And Dolores goes, well, we're not. The house we got, we're going to burn to the ground. And they're like, oh my God. She's like, Theresa's like, I mean, if that's not a fucking sign, I don't know what it is. Well, I would say it's an omen more than a sign, but that's fine.

And she goes, yeah, like five alarm fire burnt to the studs. And Jen's like, what is the fun intervention, baby? Oh, my God, that is such a home. That is a fucking home, guys. That's a home. Jenny, it's an omen. Oh, oh, my. Sorry. Again, I'm just imagining the homeowners listening to people on TV saying that their house burning down was divine intervention.

I'm sure they're like, yeah, that's exactly how we see it. Great. I was raising this home. Oh, my God. That is such Carmen. So, Dolores is like, okay, I think that all of us are gonna need to sit in a calm environment. Might I suggest rails? And just... The calmest restaurant we've ever been to on this show.

Rails. The restaurant that literally had to build a separate room with padded walls to put us in every time we come in there. You know, we just have to say what we're going to say to that person's face because I never want to regret that I didn't say anything. Okay. I'm going to plan a dinner and then he was like, Yeah, put us in a soundproof room, four walls. Like, yeah, right? Yeah, yeah.

Make sure my dad's not invited. But already, this is my closure, right? Because, like, Margaret knows it's happening and she's fucking squirming right now. I was like, what about the own that was just delivered to your door, are you not getting? Like, Teresa just has no idea

how she just got her ass fucking handed to her. I know. Well are you not getting? Like, Teresa just has no idea how she just got her ass fucking handed to her. I know. Well, you know what? I think there's more than just two people that have to say something in this room. And in order to move on from each other, you need to have said what you've said peacefully.

What's peacefully? It's when you do things in a nice, calm way. Huh? You know when you don't scream a nice calm way. Huh? You know when you don't scream at someone the moment they say something about you? I'm not familiar. Can you explain more of that concept? And that's basically that. So next time is the season finale.

Dun dun dun dun dun. It's gonna be wild. I cannot wait to watch this thing. This is, um, I mean, this is it. This is it, guys. And this is... This is it. This is the final... The final episode of Jersey as we know it. And it's depressing. I mean, that flower thing was pretty great.

It was great. Um, but yeah, there's gonna be some sort of special, right? There's a special, a watch special where the cast watches the finale and reacts to it separately. And that's gonna be our version of the reunion. It's not even a reunion. It's sort of interesting. It actually makes me wonder, like,

the band of our Bruels, we had that moment where they all watched like the last 15 minutes of the season finale. And that was actually pretty interesting to watch them watch it. And so it seems like Bravo is like, okay, let of the season finale. And that was actually pretty interesting to watch them watch it. And so it seems like Bravo is like, okay, let's lean into that. And that's what we'll do for New Jersey.

So yeah, it's gonna be an interesting next few weeks. We'll see. We'll see. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with some below deck Mediterranean. If you want all our love island recap, those are over on Patreon. And this week we'll be doing another fun return to bonus episodes.

And guess what? Our next episode is House of the Dragon. And that is episode 2500. Get out. That's our 2500 episode. Yeah, it's not crazy. Unless this is a two parter, in which case part two would be I don't know how long this is. Maybe it's today. We can't have part two be a two... We can't have like our 2500 episode be a part two of something. Okay. That would be sad.

Well, then there you go. Then it's House of the Dragon. 2500 episodes, that's crazy. Ben, I'm so milking your prostate. Oh, my God. I'm milking my prostate right now. That's wild. I can't believe... We've done 25... Okay, well, you know what? it is crazy. So milking your prostate. Oh my god, I'm milking my prostate right now. That's wild. I can't believe we've done 25. Okay. Well, you know what? I'm going to whack nostalgic about it on House of the Dragons. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We'll talk to you next time. Bye. Bye.

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