Watch What Crappens - #2503 Crappy Hour 7/29/24: Another Sando-fail and the Real Bachelorettes of Bravo

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

This week in Bravo news, Tom Sandoval sues Ariana then changes his mind after being e-crucified and a few Real Housewives are given a Love Island-style dating show. Also, Andy teases a RHONJ reboot, Larsa Pippen has broken up with Marcus again (during her birthday year nonetheless) and Mauricio made out with someone at an airport. We go live every other week on YouTube at 530 PT! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to Crappy Hour Live. It is July 29th. We're here to talk some Bravo trash. It's a little different today because we are doing this through YouTube live instead of only Instagram live. Now the goal is to stream to Instagram live. It looks like it's working but the format makes us look little teeny tiny baby heads. It does. It looks great by the way.

Oh, I just opened Instagram live to read comments and it's Amy Phillips putting on makeup and a wig. You know what? She's like, you know what? Come behind. Come behind the scenes with me, Amy Phillips. Bravo impersonation extraordinaire lady. Um this is very fun. We we've sort of abandoned traditional Instagram live because the past few weeks there have been massive tech issues on Instagram's part, not on our part.

And rather than make everyone struggle with it for the sake of us growing an Instagram audience, it makes more sense to give you just a better show here on YouTube. So if you are watching on Instagram, be sure to switch on over to YouTube because you'll be able to interact with us a lot more because we'll be reading comments as this show goes on.

And if you have questions, be sure to ask them in the comments and we'll do our best to answer questions. Yes. So let's see here. Will you have the Love Island girls on your pod? No, I don't know. You know what?

First of all, it's not like they've offered or contacted any of them, but I really feel like I would be an old person. I feel too old. Basically, is my answer for that. I'd be like, hey kids, so tell me which guy do you think has the most Riz? Do they even know what Bravo is? Do they even understand where Ariana comes from? It's like fuck, Ariana's back, but they don't know who she is, right? Like you cannot tell me that Leah has any idea what Vanderpump Rules is. I feel like Ariana to them, like their Ariana is our Angela Lansbury.

You know what I mean? Yes, I do know what you mean. She's just from some old person show, you know? Okay, so let's go over some stuff. And then while speaking, I guess this is kind of older news, but while we're waiting for people to join up and get on here and everything, we can talk a little bit about some Ariana news because Tom Sandoval,

this happened after our last crappy hour, but Tom Sandoval, it came out that he was going to sue Ariana for looking at his phone. Yeah. Did we talk about, we didn't talk about that. We may have talked about, it's hard to know. Maybe we either talked about it on the podcast or maybe we talked about it on the Alie's. It's hard to know where we talked about talked about it on the podcast or maybe it's every two lines, Ailes. It's hard to know where we talked about anything because these conversations happen so

often. But I'm not sure that we talked about this on crappy hour. So let's like, let's like go into it. Let's let's dive in. Why not? It's never it's never too late to talk about top sandal. Oh, God, God, I'm about to go to battle with the ants. I'm living in this little like room under the house that I'm rem to go to battle with the ants. I'm living in this little like room under the house that I'm remodeling and it's like camping basically. Okay, so.

I'm living in a simple cloud. It came out that Tom Sandoval is suing Arianna Maddox because she looked at his phone and found the evidence that he was cheating. So I guess they were gonna try and found the evidence that he was cheating. So I guess they were going to try and spin the revenge porn accusations into something on her fault because she invaded his privacy or some shit. Well, the internet went completely cuckoo cray cray, and that led to Tom

deleting his Instagram and then coming out with this statement. Late Tuesday afternoon, my attorney, Matt Garagos, sorry, but I couldn't afford Mark, whose advice I trusted, called me about the cross complaint in the lawsuit against myself and Arianna. He assured me that the action was customary and strictly preventative in these types of lawsuits and urged me to agree to it. The words new lawsuit or suing or not articulated to me, I should have done more of my due diligence on the matter. Upon realizing what this action actually means,

I've removed McGiragos from my legal team dudes. In no way am I suing Ariana. The action against Ariana brought on my behalf is being removed. I hold no ill will or vindictiveness towards Ariana. Now by removing both the cross complaint and the attorney who recommended it, I hope to be able to get back on Instagram. Come on, Ariana, I miss it. So that Ariana and I can both finally move on

with our lives. I think Ariana's moved on. She's the host of the number one show in the country. So I think she's moved on. Tom, don't worry about that. Yeah. Um but you know, he tried it. He did try it. Um you know, he he poked the bear and we're like, no, we're still mad at you. If you were thinking there's an Ariana backlash. It's gone because I feel like there was a brewing Ariana backlash on gonna pump rules.

We still do get like comments here and there on Instagram or wherever that are like, I don't like Ariana, or like she's bitter. She has to move on like, like there was like, it seemed like some some backlash was brewing over the course of Anna pump rules. But I do think that like Love Island being the big hit that it was and And it's like Ariana smiling and being the host of this big show. And everyone just like is loving this show

that like the backlash, whatever backlash that was brewing. I feel like it's now been fully negated by like good love Island will. Yeah. But you know what? He tried it. She was making a lot of love Island money. He tried to get it. It failed. And you know, I mean tried it. She was making a lot of Love Island money. He tried to get it. It failed.

And you know, I mean, it's much like his singing. But I'm sure he'll just keep getting on up there and giving it a go. So it'll be interesting to see what's next. Speaking of which, by the way, just to piggyback on the story very briefly, Sheena spoke to okay magazine very recently. And she was like, Well, I don't understand how Vanderman roles is gonna go forward in this capacity. And she basically was like, Well, I want all the girls to come back, but I don't know

how we can go back with like with all the guys implying basically, there's no way we can have sand of all come back. And I don't know, I wonder if if that lawsuit against Ariana may have been like that I wonder Bravo will not look so kindly upon that maybe they might get rid of sand of all because it does seem like Ariana's like white hot I think they're gonna want to have Ariana come back she's not gonna want to come back why would she want to degrade herself by having to deal with Tom sand of all more so I would not be surprised if Bravo gave sand ofval the boot.

What do you think? No. Did I just lose you? Have I just been talking into the void? Who's frozen? Is it me? Am I frozen or is Ronnie frozen? I don't know, I can't tell, but I can tell you.

Let it go. Yeah, so I don't think they will fire Tom, nor do I think they should fire Tom. What I do think is Sheena is just kind of wishy-washy, riding all over the wind as usual, trying to run, trying to be on the side of popular opinion and failing miserably literally every time. I mean, this time she was right because it was in live time. But as the

thing came out, she's like, you know what I want? It's the girl power. It's like a little late animal. Okay, that was last season and you and Lala both kind of shit that in the wind. So, you farted that one in the wind. They shat it in the wind too. They put some turds in the wind. Okay. It's like that Elton John song. So yeah, you kind of fucked that up. It's too late for a season of Girl Power. But I do look for a season of Katie and Ariana roasting your ass for a year. I think that'll be really fun. Yeah, I think it'll be back. You know, who knows, really? Who knows? But we can say,

do you want to talk about this here or on the bonus episode that we did actually go to something about her about a week ago. And I don't think we ever actually reported back to our listeners about our experience, but I guess we'll talk about it here right now because I just started talking about it. But the long and the short of it,

there's not much to say that hasn't already been said, but Anne was there and she was a delight and she was so sweet. She was like, Oh my god, you guys. Oh my god, this is so exciting. And she like sat with us and we tried a whole bunch of sandwiches and honestly, the sandwiches were pretty good. I actually I would say they were really good. I really liked the sandwiches that something about

her. They were good. Yeah, we did talk about them on the show. The sandwiches are really good. loved, loved them. Love the bread. I just love that there is somewhere that's not shying away from bread. Cause I feel like a lot of places do. They weren't like, do you guys want a chickpea salad wrapped in lettuce? No. They were like, here's a chickpea salad with big, thick bread, bitch. You're going to like it. And I liked that all the girls who worked there,

cause it was all girls and they were all super adorable. The set was really cute. You know what? It was just a really nice experience. I will say to the gay guy next door, LOL, sorry that your life has turned into this. Because this poor guy is paying nine million dollars to have a store or gallery, or whatever the hell it is in West Hollywood.

They have a sign in front that says, do not block our door, basic white girls, because we are the audience for something about her, let's face it. It's all of us basic white girls as Seth Rogen, who are going into something about her, and we were blocking the door. Ben and I blocked that door for a good solid 20 minutes,

and guess what? I regret nothing, sir. You know why? You have air conditioning in there. And if squatting in homes is legal here, then squatting in your doorstep surely is legal. So you can save your muscled dirty look for someone who gives a shit.

He was not happy with us. When he came out, at one point we were, Ryan and I were literally standing in the doorway and there's a little sign that says, please do not block the doorway. And we were standing right there. And he comes out at one point, it was like, like he makes an audible noise audible noise like all these awful people blocking my store full of bonsai trees

and marble figurines. Yeah, that's what you get. That's your karma for trying to sell spiritual things for $500 like overpriced spiritual things. That's what you get. I'm stealing your air conditioning. Hope you had fun. Yeah, I know I did.

So someone's saying what was your favorite sandwich? Let's say, what was your favorite? I mean, we had a lot of them. I really liked the classic chickpea tuna salad because vegetarians eat chickpea salad instead of tuna salad. And it was actually quite good. Yeah. I actually, there was like a Greek salad that was formed into a wrap and I actually there was like a Greek salad that was formed into a wrap. And I actually really enjoyed that quite a bit. And the other sandwiches I had, I like them all. None of them stood out to me in the sense of like, oh my god, you have to get the viola like they were all really good. They're all they

all were sort of different, but there are similarities. I don't know. I like them all. And in fact, I took some sandwiches home. So my sandwich has I could not believe how many I ate, like I literally went through so many. And I had a sandwich four days later, and it held up in the fridge, which I think is actually the most important part, that it did not become soggy and sad. It was just as good later. And so yeah, it's actually a totally legitimate sandwich place. It probably is the best of the Vanderpump, you know,

menus that's that's in that little empire. Okay, let's move on because I'm bored with sandwiches. So let's go to Phaedrus coming back to Real Housewives of Atlanta. You know, we we all kind of figured this was going to happen the second candy left but it didn't. It took a while it took Kenya. the second candy left, but it didn't. It took a while. It took Kenya.

They were like, you need to do something, anything, do anything. And they brought Phaedra back. So I think that could be pretty interesting. But say, yeah, well, no, it'll be great. My only concern is I'm just worried about like this herky jerky season, where like Kenya will be on half of it. And then Phaedra will come on half of it or they just gonna start up fresh when Phaedra arrives you know my theory whenever people whenever there's like a cash change midseason someone gets fired someone leaves it's always like a weird vibe but honestly Atlanta has nowhere to go but up I hope I hope got it I guess

it could go down even further but you know we'll have Phaedra, we'll have Portia. And we'll have Drew Sidora, which all you drew heads out there, everyone who just loved her work in the past while she's back. So I don't know. I mean, I, I, I'm cautiously optimistic. The only thing that I'm worried about is that Phaedra's fatal flaws that she just does not really put herself out there. It's like a lot of kind of like, sort of generic responses like, Ooh, yes, boy, like, so well, one of the best things about Phaedra is that she tries to not put herself out

there, but people do not let her stay private because she's so obvious with everything she's doing and they catch her anyway. And it's always really funny. I mean, her lying about how many months she was along because she didn't want her mother to find out that she had premarital sex was pretty hilarious. And that's classic Phaedra. So I predict a lot more lying and a lot more getting called out for it. And that's really all you can ask for sometimes. You know what I mean? So there's that. In Saturday news, Apollo was arrested.

So he's probably going back to the slammer at some point. Real Housewives of Atlanta alum, Phaedra Parks' ex-husband, Apollo Nida was arrested and charged with family violence battery over an alleged altercation with his wife. Now, listen, Apollo's very cute and good looking and all that good stuff. But we saw scenes of him chasing Phaedra around with a power drill in the garage. Never cute. And never believe someone when they come out with their, oh my God, everything's totally different now. I've totally found the Lord. Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of here.

Don't believe it. People can change, but it's very difficult and they usually don't, let's face it. The timing of Phaedra coming back and Apollo going, you know, getting arrested again, that is quite rich. Like I feel like there has to be a conspiracy theory that links these two concepts together.

Just that he just like lost it hearing it or what? No, that Phaedra orchestrated her big return and making sure that like Apollo wound up going back into the clink as soon as she arrived, you know, like somehow she pulled the strings here and caused this to happen. Oh my gosh. So then we have, let's see. Oh my gosh. One of the,

someone said, speaking of squatting, what do you guys think of real housewives of Orange County? That's so good. Speaking of squatting. So good. It's pretty funny. Yeah. Gina is a monster. She is showing her true self right now this season, despite like her attempts to then like walk it back. I just feel bad. I'm just going through stuff myself and I

just feel bad. I shouldn't have said that. It's like no, you don't feel bad because you then say it again in the confessionals and you're just an asshole and you're punching down and you were in that in that position not too long ago like a week ago and Now all of a sudden you're gonna be a dick to Jen. I say down with Gina Yeah down with Gina someone says I like Gina on OC. Sorry Ronnie. You don't have to be apologetic Listen, I embrace everybody's right to be incorrect. So let's all you know proudly go forth This one of my favorite hypocrisy

moments of the past couple of weeks was Teresa Giudice's Instagram post. Oh, you know, was very serious because she posted it against an orange background. It's never too soon. It's never too soon to get into the Halloween spirit. I mean, Teresa really like if you have to like compare people to different retail stores, Teresa is definitely spirit Halloween store, right? But yes, every time you think it's gonna go out of business, it just opens next to another Subaru, like every fucking time like it should be gone. You're like, can these wigs get any

worse? Surely it's gone now. But no, it's back every single time. Do you have it open? I do have it open gone now. But no, it's back every single time. Do you have it open? I do have it open. Yes. Let's read it. I've been on the Real Housewives in New Jersey for the past 14 seasons and during that time I've seen and been a part of my fair share of drama with my castmates. Just point of correction. 13 seasons. I think there was one season where she was unavailable. Continue. Yeah, what season are they on actually? No, I think they're on season 14, but I just seem to remember season five, she seemed to

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Yeah. Rachel food is style. Uh huh. Yeah. So what is happening off camera today in social media is absolutely disgusting and is fueled by toxic people.

We already did that one. It is affected all of us on thecast and our families. They are attacking our children, going after our businesses, and it's turning something that's supposed to be entertainment into something very dox and toxic today. Ms. Hay and toxicity has to stop. Blink, blink, blink.

I am asking everyone to stop engaging in any negative activity towards my cast members and all of our families. Enough is enough. Taylor Armstrong enough. Love love love, Teresa. It's like, why don't you just come on holding a baseball bat asking for peace? That's what I want. I want Teresa just holding a bat like, why don't you just come on holding a baseball bat asking for peace? That's what I want.

I want Teresa just holding a bat like, you better be peaceful. I mean, no, I mean, I think it's like, isn't the belief that it was Teresa and Jen who hired Melissa's old nose and gave her the screeners and yada, yada, yada. Aren't they like, isn't that the thing? And it seems almost like Teresa is putting this out to be like no I'm not part of this at all I am horrified that these things are happening with people who are bloggers who are digging up dirt yeah yeah that's why it's so beautiful it's a beautiful thing well what I well you know Melissa Gorga did actually say she said there were two people on the cast who hired bloggers.

So I think that she's heavily, heavily implying it's it's Teresa and and what's her face Jen. But, you know, it's you know, there's two sides of this this war going on right now and it's hard to know who is telling the truth about anything. Well, the hiring of the bloggers is the weird thing. I don't know that they hired them. I think all the housewives make friends with them so that they can get good press or whatever. Like when we see the scenes, you see a bunch of the Instagram accounts

and stuff like that. There, they're always, you know, like Margaret's friends with the behind the velvet rope guy. And I mean, I'm sure they all kind of do it to some degree, you know? But whatever, they just all got caught. You know, the whole show is doing it. The problem is they're blaming each other for it when they're all kind of doing it. And March is guilty, I think, of that shit too.

I think the ones who just recently got caught are Melissa and Teresa, but it's the hypocrisy. But I have to say, mostly the shows when they engage in this kind of hypocrisy, makes me crazy, but I think it's so funny on this one because they just all get caught over and over and it just gets worse and worse and it should be harder to watch, but it's literally so fun. I think I laughed last night harder than I have at a housewives show in a long time. Yeah, last night's episode of New Jersey was hilarious for a show that is like in the danger zone is about to get rebooted and all that stuff. It was they literally put on just

an like a just a funny episode. So funny, old school Roni levels of comedy. I mean, when Margaret was like, how dare she have a party to talk shit about me? Like, well, I don't think it's a dinner party. She's not even serving food even worse. Like that was just so classic to me. Suzy is saying, did you guys see the watch what happens live with Melissa? Andy referenced the convo she had with Ben on her podcast. I haven't watched it yet. There you go, you better go make a clip.

You did? I guess, that's what it says here. Wow, that's very cool. So how was that Ben? How was it going on Melissa's podcast? It was super fun. She was really nice. Although our experience across the board has been that whenever we have met or talked with anyone on Bravo,

they've always been super friendly. There's nothing surprising there, but she was very friendly. We talked about New Jersey. I told her that my favorite version of Melissa Gorgia was the version of her that's like, fuck you, you know, like, I feel like she showed that on the reunion last year. And I like that. And I would have liked to have seen more of that this season. And

she did say we talked about the reunion or with the show and all that stuff. And she did say that, like, last year's reunion, this whatever season was season 13, that reunion, she said that was most likely the last time she and Teresa will share a reunion stage together, considering that there's no reunion this year. So it sort of implies that at least one of them won't be on the show going forward. I don't know if that's what she meant, but that's what it definitely implied. So I was like, ooh, that was a juicy little morsel she dropped there. But yeah, she was super friendly about watch her crap ins.

And she's like, you guys make fun of us, but for some reason, I don't get mad. It's like I giggle. I just listen and I giggle. It's just so funny the way you guys do it. How do you do that? How do you make fun of people? And at first, I was like, going on the show, I was a. Like, how do you do that? How do you make fun of people? And at first I was like, going

on the show, I was like a little like, this is going to be awkward because, you know, even though you I mean, you've said so much shit about her, but I've also said shit about her too. And I was like, this is going to be weird. But then I was like, you know what, there's absolutely nothing that the two of us have said that could be any worse than what she hears from her own cast members. Like the stuff that they say about each other to each other's face is so horrific that nothing that like two podcasters just trying to make each other

laugh could say could ever really be as bad. And like, once I remembered that, I was like, okay, this will probably be like a fun time. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Um, so speaking of everything you're just talking about, it did come out, apparently on Andy's show, he said something like it's getting a full reboot. He said the show is going to have all fresh faces new season.

And then People Magazine's Dave Quinn, who's still with us, you know, we're always looking for Dave Quinn because he disappeared on the social. So it's good to see Dave Quinn writing this. Or is it Dave Quinn? Hmm. But someone who always looking for Dave Quinn, because he disappeared on the social. So it's good to see Dave Quinn writing this or is it Dave Quinn? Hmm. But someone who claims to be Dave Quinn wrote this article. Dave Quinn's old nose.

Melissa's old Dave Quinn is it says, here's the truth. This is his article for people magazine, otherwise known as My Mother's Shakespeare. She loves this shit. So Bravo fans were buzzing. Monday, July 29th, when Real Housewives of Jersey exec producer Andy Cohen said on his show, the series could have old fresh faces for season 15, but don't go counting out the show's long time cast just yet.

Of course, Sorthcloaster production tells people that despite Cohen's comments and the status of the show's much divided cast, the future of the show is up in the air. Quote, nothing has been decided yet. Unquote, the insider said. Well, uh, you know what? All I've got to say is the door is open for Laura. Okay. Every court reporter's got her dream and this is your moment Laura. Step on in. Every short court reporter has her day. I am so oddly lit right now. I have the window open and it's reflecting off of my mouse pad. Look at me. I look so panic.

You look like you're doing the sleepover thing you do where you hold a flash up and flashlight up on your face. You're like, look at me, I'm a monster. Especially with that voice, huh? I know a spokesperson from Bravo said, well, you know what? Okay, well, Ronnie, what do you think? Who's staying, who's going? Is it, are they gonna wipe the entire slate clean

or do you think some people are gonna stay? What do you think it's gonna be? I have a feeling they're not gonna get rid of all the horrible people. I have a feeling they're not going to get rid of all the horrible people. I mean, like, I don't think they're going to pick one side or the other. I just, my feelings are telling me that they're just going to do a regular casting where they cast maybe four, four people, three or four people, and just get rid of, I think they'll get rid of the food as I think they'll get

rid of who else. I think maybe it was because Andy really like visibly hates Jaden Jen Aiden's ass. Like whenever she's on, of course, she doesn't make it easy when she goes on. Watch what happens live. You know, she she makes it really difficult. He's like, so Jen reading the cue card here, it says you're sick

of people saying you're on Osempic. And she's like, yeah, Andy, Andy, baby. OK, here's the thing, guys, guys, guys, everybody says I'm on Ozempic, right? But I said, no, I'm on Majorana, I'm a riot. It's hilarious, Andy. It's like she's just too much and she's like trying too hard and he just looks like he wants to fucking kill her. But it's been like that for years and she keeps returning

and she's pretty entertaining on the show. So I don't know, but I would guess maybe her and maybe he'll get rid of one other person but I just don't see him getting rid of Teresa. I think he would have to choose between Melissa and Teresa, right? I think, yes, I agree. I think Rachel Fuda is going to stay strangely enough. I feel like when these things happen, Bravo always keeps

someone random. Like this, you know, Bravo sometimes does something really weird, like when they brought back Lydia on OC, which is actually something I supported. I feel like Lydia is an underrated housewife, but like, she kind of flopped both times that you know, regardless of that. And like, you know, with Atlanta, they got rid of a bunch of people, but they kept juice to Dora, you know, it's like weird things like that. And like, you know, with Atlanta, they got rid of a bunch of people, but they kept juice to Dora, you know, it's like weird things like that. So I got

aim, she's got actual fame, and she's newer. So I think they'll keep someone newer, I think they'll keep Danielle, but finish your sentence, because God knows, God forbid you finish one. Well, I was gonna say that, like, I think that, I think they'll keep one of the new people, but I because they're not as entrenched in the toxicity that has taken over the cast, allegedly. But I think that like, well,

I think that like Danielle got into that fight, and I don't think that Bravo likes that. So I feel like that will pass. But she's so funny. She is, but I think that Fuda is gonna sort of inexplicably come back. And Dolores, I think, would stay, because Dolores is so neutral.

She's beloved, and she's one of the few housewives that people love. And she does very little, you know, like, she's just like, like a kind person. She's even killed when she gets mad, she gets mad, but she's not like, she's not clamoring for the spotlight. But we all love her because she's just Dolores. So Dolores could stay. And I think that Teresa will say I think that like, I think Teresa is such a big star for Bravo. Like such a big star inexplicably that like, if Bravo has to pick sides,

they're going to choose Teresa. Um, I think that, yeah, they're going to pick sides. They're going to take Teresa and get rid of Melissa because, um, Louie is just such a disaster. This whole merit, you know, Bravo loves a good train wreck. They've caught Teresa's entire train wreck of an adult life. And I think they are going to keep it on here because Louis is just nuts.

Like we all need to see what's gonna happen with Louis. The man's just a disaster waiting to happen. So I agree. We'll see next year. What are you putting comments up on here? That's so neat that you could do that. Get rid of Jennifer, but please keep Olivia says Jan-O. We'll see next year. What are you putting comments up on here? That's so neat that you could do that. Get rid of Jennifer, but please keep Olivia says Jano.

Yep, I think so. Taylor Swift, here I come baby. She is so, Olivia just gets better and better. Honestly, Jennifer Aiden gets better every year to me. I hate to admit it. When Jennifer Aiden first showed up on the scene, she was like just so wretched and so terrible and she still is really terrible, but she's just become funnier and funnier and like she seems to just be relishing this role that she's created for herself and she just she's getting campier and gosh I just I think Jennifer

Aiden would be a good one to keep. But I think that they would, she was part of that fight. Andy doesn't like her. I think she's gonna go. Okay, well, that's a shame. It's a damn shame. It's a damn, damn shame. I've got so many windows open right now.

It's like, okay, time for the next story, but I couldn't find one. Okay, so here's one. Oh God, homes.com, eye candy. Get out of here, you stupid ad. And let me read my OK Magazine. According to OK Magazine and every other important news source on the internet. It's over.

Maurice Jomanski spotted locking lips with mystery woman. His relationship with Kyle Richards is officially done. Well, first of all, it's been done. And second, Kyle totally called those paps to catch Mo. So she would have a storyline. What do you think? What say you? I mean, who knows? Maybe he maybe he called them, you know, at this point, like he loves he does. He loves that. Maybe. Yeah. You know, like, sometimes you got to love the publicity.

Am I right? Yeah. Because, you know, sometimes a man like comes home from the airport and like the best thing to have waiting for you you know you could have maybe a family but also like a young Russian actor that's even better. Beautiful it's so upsetting. every single time. Every time Camille Grammer, you did it. Yeah, so that was her thing. And then there's people are trying to make stories out of this Kyle and Mauricio were in financial trouble everybody.

According to the Daily Mail, which as we all know, extremely serious stuff going on over there. Kyle Richards and Mauricio Omaski's money woes mount amid split after being hit with a $6,000 state lien. Wait, that's adding to real estate moguls $31,000 and unpaid $31,000. You know they're worth over a hundred million dollars.

Right? You know, one worth over $100 million. You know, one of them is on the top Bravo show and the other is on a show on Netflix. You know that $31,000. That's how much they spend on Porsche's socks. Okay. Like this is nothing for them. Yeah, they'll be fine guys. Everybody calm down over there. Okay. Everybody just calm down. You know, speaking of this, this corner of the Bravo world, the one thing that I really enjoyed was last week, stirring, um, Sutton, it was Sutton's fashion show, right?

Uh, Kathy, Kathy Hilton just was fully standing on the runway during a fashion show and a model had to actively push her out of the way to get by. It was like, good old Kathy. I'm looking forward to having more Kathy. And then Kathy called the model an F word and demanded Michael Jackson be played. And she called up the quote unquote, the lady to pick her up and drive her home. So let's see here. Okay. The biggest piece of news, I think, is that one of our requests to the universe, you know

what? I really need to start requesting bigger things from the universe because it's been like up and down. We've been on a roll, I think, on this show, but we've just in our last one of our last recaps last week, we were saying, oh, the Love Island recap. We were saying, oh, you know, Peacock's really gonna lean into this Love Island thing because it does so well and they're gonna do like a Bravo,

Love Island type thing. And they're doing it. It was announced, you know, a couple of days later that they are doing that. Peacock sets, this is also by Dave Quinn. Supposedly, at People magazine. No! Peacock sets Real Housewives dating Joe spin off with Luanne

Dele Ceps, Giselle Bryant and more. Yeah, Ashley Darby is also part of this cast and they're going to just point out that Ashley is still married to Michael. I don't know if anybody over there has gotten the gotten the notes or what, but she's still married guys. So also like where is Larsa Pippen on this list? BT dubs. We'll get to her. We've got to her. Oh, just you wait.

Just you wait. Larsa Pippen. So, um, Ashley Darby. Yeah. So it's going to be the working title is love hotel, which may be a little traumatic for Luanne considering that she had a terrible mishap at a hotel in Palm Beach one time, but specify the room like that's just so there's not room numbers, but names like put names on the rims. Yeah. And it's Luanne Shannon. You said this who was in it. It's gonna be in Cabo San Lucas. And I guess it's gonna be I imagine it's gonna be sort of like FBoy

Island maybe it's gonna be with these women, which I think is great. I would love to see it. I feel like I'm not actually so compelled to watch Ashley Darby date because Ashley Darby is actually Vanderpump rules age. So like we see, like we've watched the Valley, we watched these shows. We've seen that. I like watching the women who were in their late forties or in their fifties dating. And that's what I want to see more of for this cast. Shannon's going to be pretty funny. Uh, watching dates, just so you know,

just all fakes it so much. I guess everybody on reality TV has has a little bit of fakeness to them Luann's just gonna fuck everybody and we'll go I don't know I don't even know if you can call it a fate a dating show with Luann. It's just a fucking show I mean the way I was just gonna go on there and literally fuck all the cameraman Luann by the way is cracked out of her mind lately. Have you seen any of these clips of Luann like yes? She was just on lately. Have you seen any of these clips of Luann? Like, yes, she literally cracked out. She was just on. She was just on I saw her on a variety of different shows. She's been doing like a little press tour.

And she was on Danny, Danny smelly green. Oh, you know who we love, obviously, and people have been like, Oh my god, listen. So I watched some clips from that. It's she's nuts. And then she was on another girl recently. And she's like, Oh my God, listen. So I watched some clips from that. It's she's nuts. And then she was on another girl recently and she's like, Oh yeah, Bethany, yeah, fuck her. And then that was, you think that Bethany's using her daughter to get to you? She's like, yeah, yeah, she is.

Her daughter's a lovely, lovely woman by the way, but fuck Bethany. She was like in a pink crop tops, like a pink crop top satin dress, like ball gown or something chain smoking. I mean, because Bethany ambushed Bethany ambushed Luan for this photo, which I think maybe we talked about this may have happened on the last. We talked about that a little bit.

Go ahead. Remind. No, no, but it's just like Bethany ambushed Luan for this photo. And so they took a photo together. It looked like, oh, it looks like everything's good between the two of them. And then Luan went on podcast, a friend of the podcast podcast and said, it looked like oh looks like everything's good between the two of them and then Luan went on podcast friend of the podcast podcast and said and was like yeah well I was ambushed by Bethany what are you supposed to do when you're a capra star you have so many fans one moment it's a child from the middle of the country the next is Bethany Frankel you can't tell them apart

well what are you supposed to do when you see Yoda coming at you with a little girl who wants your autograph turn it away. Yeah. I was trying to look up the podcast that she did. Oh, it was, um, sauce. What was it called? Um, sauce on the side. Um, with a friend of the podcast, maybe hot sauce, meta, meta Gandhi. Well, there you go. So, um, yeah, so that was that, uh, she's nuts.

Cannot wait to watch that show. I think it's going to be so good. We will be there for every episode. Oh, don't you worry. Yeah. I said we would get to Larsa Pippen and oh, will we. So did you know that real housewives of Miami isn't even filming? That is the wildest thing? How is this happening? Well, their ratings were, I think, five people watched, including us. Now, I think it's because they did the whole Peacock thing.

They put the show on Peacock, they grew an audience there, and then they showed the entire thing on Bravo and then put a new season out right when that was done. So I think it was just overload maybe for people. I don't know. I don't know what the reason is. I don't want to make excuses for things just because I like them, but it's not the show's fault. It's everyone else's fault because I love that show.

But for whatever reason, I think five people watch the whole season. So they're probably trying to retool. The rumors are that Gertie is out. And who else did we say was out? It was a couple months ago. I don't know who else is out. I actually feel like I've not heard any casting news. I mean I'm not surprised if Gertie is out. I mean obviously she was a big part of last season because she was really going through you know her cancer and that was captivating but she was sort

of when it wasn't about the cancer she was kind of like fading into the background already going into that season. So I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen. I do not like that. But that was announced a while ago. So I thought since they had announced some casting stuff, which was that Gertie was out and that Kiki was not going to be a full time housewife. I thought that that meant they were filming but apparently they have not been filming because

Larsa just announced to Nichelle Turner, hey girl, I love you. Hey, Nichelle. That she is going to be back. They were interviewing her and she has broken up with Marcus Jordan yet again, you guys. You know what I was thinking today? This is so random. I guess it's not random because I talk

about Bravo all day long and she's on here. But I was thinking today when I was taking a shower, I was like, wow, she's got so much money. I wonder how much money she got in that Scottie, Pippin divorce. But then if she's really rich, then why was she advertising for butthole bleach on her Instagram a few months, or a little bit before Real

Housewives of Miami came back. Why? Why do you need to do that? Do you think it was just like bragging like, look everybody, I got a butthole bleach account. Sometimes it's just that the high of being an influencer, you just can't, you just can't turn it away. Okay. I'm sorry. No one needed to hear that. Okay. Oh my gosh. We have a question. Is it like here's half my face. Ronnie is slowly. The sun is coming to pulverize Ronnie. It wouldn't be pulverizing. But like, okay, would you get my waddle? Hold on. Let me just like get my waddle. I'm gonna put

my waddle in. Ronnie, you look like you're being Xeroxed. Oh, good. I'm gonna melt off my waddle here on Crappie Hour Live. Is it possible that the reason why Miami hasn't started yet is they, maybe it's like a, they need to like pace out some of their content a little bit. Like maybe if they have like too many shows in production, they're just gonna have too many shows on at the same time. Like, maybe they're just gonna maybe they're pushing productions that way they can

have something like they can have it launch at a at a window that's better for it. That's my hope because I think like I just don't understand why why this magnificent show is not being fly cameras are not on these women at all times we're missing all the Alexia and Todd stuff. This is gonna be this will be such an amazing divorce to see a lot having her meltdowns that see Lisa still trying to like one up her and you know, like to be like, okay,

Lisa, I know you're trying to make this about you right now. But this is about me. I'm the star right now. And I'm the one who's getting divorced. Okay, because this is about me and told, told. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, well, they were interviewing this check and they said, are you and Jordan on or off these days? And she goes, I think like it's like off. I mean, like it's off like it is off like it is like I feel like I'm good.

Like I'm good. I feel like like I'm like good because like it's like a different time now. And like, it's my birthday here, guys like it's my birthday here guys. It's my birthday here. It's your birthday here. The fuck are you talking? What the fuck are you talking about? I kind of love that Bimbo. Larsa, how did Larsa become like such a lovable idiot? Cause her first seasons on Miami, she was not lovable. She was satanic. She was literally satanic. I started going to church watching that first season. I was like, I love, you know, like I need Jesus every day to fight Satan. You

know, she was that bad. Oh, this just in from the Alexa News Network, Alexa News Network. Okay, this just comes in from our correspondent, Amanda. Amanda reports to Alexa News Network that Peter, oh, you know, Peter, he has an OnlyFans. Is this true? Peter Peter has an only fans. I don't know if I can. That's yeah, he announced it. And let me see. I'm going to open the Reddit link. My good old trusty Reddit, my little love, the love of my life. It said just found Peter's IG and linked in his bio is an IG called PD, weedy 420. And in the PD, Weedy 420s bio, he has an

OnlyFans link. Look at his bio. Okay, so then I'm going to look at the bio of Petey Weedy. And it says, I'm Petey. It says I'm Petey and my cock is huge. Good branding. I like that he's not wasting any time in that bio, you know. I like that he's not wasting any time in that bio, you know? I have to say, first of all, I do not want to watch Peter on OnlyFans. Second of all, I do want to address something, which is that last week we mentioned that Kendall had a new, had like a, had a leak. And then since then, Rob has had a leak.

And then since then, Kendall's had like 25 more leaks and what does that mean? What does that mean? What does that what does a leak mean? A leak means like the nudes were leaked, like videos, etc. Oh, I'm just bridging this because we're talking about only fans. So here's the thing, I feel like I felt bad for Kendall because Kendall was like the nice dork or whatever and like, Oh, no, his like his new it got leaked, which you know, actually any,

any amount of leaks is, you know, I do feel bad, but he has so many of these videos Kendall does. It's like ridiculous. And both, by the way, both Kendall and both Rob are just spreading their cheeks right there to whoever's on the other end of that FaceTime. But Kendall has so many and I've seen them now and in each one he's like this, Oh yeah. Oh fuck. I'm like, Oh my God, of course he's like this. Of course. Be quiet.

You're even extra in your fricking like jerk off videos. Oh my gosh. Well, I, um, I don't know about that cause it's so weird cause we're in like such an, uh, open time sexually where everybody's like free to do this and free to talk about this and everyone has an only fans and everyone's like super like, yeah, I'm spreading my butt cheeks on online. But then if we talk about it, sometimes people are like, yeah, but you're talking about revenge porn, which is really bad.

So don't mention it. So I'm not really sure. It's weird, right? It's like one of the most sexually free time. Well, obviously don't mention it. So I'm not really sure. It's weird, right? It's like one of the most sexually free time. Well, obviously, revenge porn is bad. I'm not suggesting it's not. And I get that it's not the same thing. It's just weird that there's still so much shame attached to sex at all. And now, right? Well, exactly. I don't know how to phrase it into words. It makes it sound acceptable. It just it just seems like kind of a conflict to me.

You just wanna like have it on your own terms. But that being said, I remember during the Love Island challenge when they were like- I understand consent everybody. Like I understand. I don't think I'm saying that like it's a bad thing. I'm just saying it's weird that there's shame attack, that people can attach so much shame to something

that everyone is also showing so much pride for. But also stop leaking people's personal porn videos. That's so fucking weird. It's such a weird move. You know, attack someone's personality, not their penis. OK, sorry, Ben. Go ahead. Well, I was going to say they're also the love Allen. People are really lighting up social media.

You know, Leah was on call her daddy. Rob was on call her daddy. And she basically confronted Rob with like all sorts of stuff. And asked Rob would like would you want to get back with Andrea? And he was like, um, I think I'd want to have like some distance from her. She's been like posting about me like a lot, like a lot. So I think I want like some distance. I was like, yeah, of course she's been posting about you a lot because you sold her the story that you guys were

like in love and that she was the one and she's probably posting all this stuff being like, Oh my God, I love Rob. And then he comes out. Oh, that's I'm sorry. Like Rob is a douchebag and all that. And I did see that interview and I did think it was a little shitty of him at first, but then I was like, well, what is she posting? So I looked up and it is a little creepy. She like came out of there and she's like, oh my God,

we're like, so yeah, here's what I feel about Rob. She's like having all these lives, answering questions. And then she had like his friends on to like ask to go into his house and stuff. Like it was, it was a lot. It was too much. Like you've known each other for days you know what I mean? Yeah, I will I will I didn't watch her videos crazy look at her eyebrows she has crazy person eyebrows okay.

I am totally open to the fact that it was too much on her part but I also feel like Rob is so full of shit and like I also feel like he is the type that just like sells people on the on the dream. And then he's like, Whoa, they're crazy. They have this dream now. So fuck him. And then, Leah, the I think the big thing that came out with Leah, Leah was, I only saw clips, but Leah's clips on that podcast were hilarious. When she said at one point, she's like, I know I'm stupid, but I'm not dumb. That was kind of like an amazing line.

And the big thing is that she, like, what's her face, asked her if she dated Kanye West. And Leah was very like evasive and like jokey and laughy and like, oh, next question, please. So that's like the big gossip that came out of Love Island, I feel like this week. Well, a lot of butt cheeks being spread. So there's that.

What do you think about taking some questions? Should we read through some comments here and look at some questions? What would you like to do today? Yeah. And you know, we're going to try something. Okay. We'll take some questions from the audience, but we'll also, we're going to try something. We're going to put up, I I'm gonna put up a link. And I

think if you join the link with like your webcam or something, no ask cheeks, please. We I think we can bring you up onto the stage with us. So we're gonna try it out. I'm going to put it in the comments. Let's see if this works. I don't know. Is this the best place to put it in the comments? We'll see. We'll see. I guess. Yeah, let's see. So for those of you. works. I don't know. Is this the best place to put it in the comments? We'll see. We'll see. I guess. Yeah, let's see. Um, so for those of you, uh, well, I don't know. Let's just see how it goes. Maybe we'll cut this out. If we do cut this out, she's a Daniela. Itchels! Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trickles. She's never scary, it's the green fairy.

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