Watch What Crappens - #2513 RHUGT Encore: 0401 Legacy Part One: Pigeons, Pirates, and Fans

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What happens when you don't care? Guess what happens when there's so much that happens. Well, hello and welcome to What's What Crappens? The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Braves. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, how are you? You know what? Great, honestly. Good.

Cause it's just like return to old school, Real Housewives of New York, which has been a long time for us. It's the beginning of a Real Housewives of New York, Legacy starring Ronnie and Ben. Welcome to the show everybody. Thanks for being here. Welcome back Legacy and welcome back to people

who only listen to that show. Don't know what the hell you're thinking, but welcome back to you. We've missed you. Ben, what are you cooking today? What are you making? What's good and good looking? Ben Watkins What am I cooking? Jared Larkin Yeah. Ben Watkins Well, wouldn't you like to know, because I'm sorry you haven't been in my kitchen for eight years. Jared Larkin Bagels don't hang out with. Uh, don't hang out with bagels.

Don't hang out with, uh, wonder bread. My, so you better get the crumbs of your wonder bread and you better put peanut butter on it and you better back the fuck up with your peanut butter. You got it, right? Uh, I was, um, what's cooking is a whole that of enthusiasm because I was really happy with this first episode. But of course we knew it was going to be good because this is a time tested group. The Luan, Dorinda, Ramona and Sonia, the four of them, they have really like an uncanny ability to generate a huge amount of entertainment despite like you can have a Kelly, you can have a Kristen, you plug and play other people.

You're always going to get some good stuff out of it. And it was great. It was great seeing the show. It's just hilarious. This is such a natural rapport. It is there. They I was very, very delighted by this first episode, especially because honestly I didn't really like the last girl's trip. I felt like that chemistry was very often the

last girl's trip and it didn't really do much for me, but this one felt really, really good. What did you think? Well, one of the things in the last girl's trip to kind of hurt the last Rony legacy was Leah. So it's that, it's not weird. So this one is without Leah and a lot funnier. It was very much a things that don't change episode. It feels like it's been 10 years since that show's been on.

It has not. It has been a year and a half or something. It hasn't really been that long. I know. They really are waxing all poetic like, wow, we're back together. something. That's not really been that long. I know. They really are waxing all poetic like, wow, we're back together. Yeah, but it's not been that long. Yeah.

Especially for them, they shot this a long time ago, but it is not that long. It does seem like, wow, people really never change. I mean, Ramona does the old Bravo, it's you know what, me part two. This is a very different version of me that you're gonna get today okay yeah i'm a different problem good person now and durinda comes back you would think that durinda

would come back like you know what i'm gonna be less of a wasted idiot because i just get so much criticism and i got put on pause or whatever nope she nobody's learned a goddamn thing and um it's kind of refreshing yeah i Yeah, I think it's been really, really good. And for a moment, I was convinced that Kelly seems much more lucid. And so for a moment, I thought like, wow, she really has grown and she's pretty chill and normal these days. But she still is kind of, I'm up here, you're down here kind of lady. Like she still has that. And then you have Kristin, who I've always felt like Kristin was a better housewife than people gave her credit for. And I think I still believe that. Like she still has, her whole thing

is she's kind of like a brat, but like she steps into this show and she just has no problem just going right up against Dorinda and I actually have to kind of admire that. There's like a fearlessness. She has, she just goes and Dorinda scowls at her and Kristen's like, okay, I'm going to tangle with you. You know, that's like, I just, I don't know. I think it's so far that the episode's been really great. Well, Kristen has never really been afraid.

I mean, Kristen went up against Bethany Frankel. Kristen is always very good for like, how could you? Why are you talking to me like this? Like she's always been kind of good for that. I think especially eight years of just having, you know, Josh and her kids to talk to and see, still watching Housewives and all that stuff. Obviously, you know, I'm sure she's filled with a lot of well, I would have, and now you get the chance. And it's like, you know, I'm not going to take anybody's crap today. And she still just looks like it's still kind of sad every single time. You're like, this girl is just never going to win. Like there's no winning. She's, she can't do it, Kristen. You were not born to win this game. Okay. So just enjoy getting tossed around in the wind. She also, she also has the Leah thing, which is that, um, I think there's something about these women that causes her to regress towards like a

teenager a little bit. So she gets a little impetulant. Um, and I'm sure she has an axe to grind because I think we all kind of felt like Bethany iced her off of the show. When Bethany came back, I think Kristen had two seasons maybe. And when her first season was like, was fine. And then when Bethany came back, like she just like, would not interact with Kristen. It just felt like she was really icing her out. She really didn't like this, this like hot younger woman. And, um, like Kristen, this like hot younger woman and like Kristen, I just, I have a memory of Kristen trying to like,

actually have conversations or scenes and her just like not being invited to things or not being welcome in a sense. And don't you remember when she was like, I feel like you're putting me in a box, Bethany. It's like, what, what is this box? What are you, what are you talking about? Why, why are you here right now? I don't understand. You're in a box? Like what is this? This girl's in a box. Someone get her out of a box. Like what? What are you talking about? Put it back in the box. Take it back. I don't even know what you're talking about. No.

Yeah. She pretended she didn't know what putting me in a box meant. Yeah. And then I think she kind of was like, her whole vibe was like this girl, she's like complaints, like whatever. So, um, I think that Kristen is coming in also to kind of be like, I have some stuff I want to say, or I, you know, I have feelings about things, but I don't know either way. Another super interesting thing about Kristen casting is that Kristen was cast in the first reboot of New York. Cause New York has always been the boldest one about rebooting.

They fired everybody except for Luan and Ramona, right? As friends of, but then they brought in all the new people. Heather, Kristin, Aviva, Carol. They brought in the whole new cast, but then just had the other, like, wait, was it Luan as a friend? Who's- I think Ramona and Sonia were the only ones

brought back and Luanne was demoted to friend of in season five. Okay, she was brought back as a friend of them. But they mostly had this new cast. So that was the first time they axed the whole show. And I remember back then, because we covered all those episodes, and I remember back then thinking, oh my God,

I remember saying like, this is just bullshit. I can't believe they would do this, it sucks. And then that turned out to be some of the most classic episodes ever. I mean, the new cast ended up, like once they got warmed up or in everything, they did a great job, I thought. And so now here we are, another reboot

and here's Kristen, you know, they bring back Kristen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, all this stuff, all this, the pirate stuff, the Aviva, you know, something you both wipe trash, quite frankly, you know, calm down. That was all from the reboot season, which I also remember that season starting off a little shaky and then it like found its way

and became really good. But yeah, I think Kristen came in the season after the reboot and then she was there. She was there the season after and then she was, I think she had two seasons. I don't think she had three seasons. I think she just had two seasons and then they brought Bethany in on her second season and they may have brought Dorinda into and the set. I don't know. It doesn't matter, but, um, either way, the point is just, you know, it's hard. You can not, like to get chemistry like this

with cast members is a special thing. Even if some of the people are terrible, terrible people. So shall we dive in? Yes, let's get into it. So one thing that also returned, which I love, is the old school Real Housewives of New York music. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. The synthesizer ripoff of Sex and the City music.

I love this music. I'm just so glad to hear this Casio keyboard back in my life. So good, I love it. The sort of like the vibraphone sound, like the synthesizer vibraphone. So Luanne's putting on some pearls and she's like, did I hear the door?

And in walks Sonia and they're saying hi and everything. And she's like, oh, you look so cute and pink, Sonia Rita. And she's like, oh yeah, well I always dress for the girls and I undress for the guys. Ha ha. So you're right about that. I'm so sorry. I'm looking up Kristen Tagman

because I want to see this casting. Cause you're like, it doesn't really matter. And I'm like, it does matter. It does matter. When was she here? What season did she come in on? You have such a better memory than me. She came in on season six. You're right. I thought she came in with all the other ladies. That's crazy.

No. And you're right that she only had a couple of seasons too. That's nuts. I thought she had like three. Was it just two seasons, right? Yeah. It was. She had three. Okay. She did have three seasons? She had six and seven. No, is this right? Right. And did Dorinda come in on seven or did Dorinda come in on six with her?

I need like a ruler to hold this up because it's like one of those Wikipedia charts. And I'm- Yeah. I can't follow the lines. I'm coming, I'm joining. I'm coming, I'm joining. I'm giving Dorinda shit for drinking too much.

I cannot follow the lines on a Wiki chart. Yeah, she was in season six and seven. I'm literally holding up my phone to be my ruler, you guys, this is sad. And Dorinda came in on season seven, which is the same season that Bethany came back. So I think, yeah, it was too much. I think that Kristen Taichman,

between, that was a large cast. That was a large cast and between Dorinda and Bethany coming back, although Aviva had left that season, but yeah, too much, too much for her to handle. Will she left after Christians first season, right? That's what this says. Right. Aviva did. And yeah, so. Okay. so yes. So these two who we just watched in their spin-off show, Crappy Islander, Crappy Lake, Crappy Lake, are back doing their whole stick, you know? They're like, oh my God, help me get some dick in St. Barth. God, I hope there's some good-looking guys there. So yeah, there's always some of the fucking St. Barth.

We need hot guys, as Ramona would say. What'd she say? Any hot guys? Any hot guys? And then it cuts to Ramona packing. She's like whoa, where's my phone? There it is. Oh my god. Let me make a call, okay? Call Dorinda. So she calls Dorinda. Dorinda re-familiarizing herself with the art of beginning a scene. Whoa, look at me packing my suitcase. You know what? I need to find my phone

because I want to make a call on it, okay? I'm going to use my finger to press numbers because I'm going to call. What you do is you make a phone call, okay? So she calls up Dorinda. He's like, hey, girl, oh my God, you look so pretty. And she's like, Yeah, well, you know what? I'm packing because I'm going on a trip, a trip with you. Because guess what? I'm on the phone with you because I'm calling you

and I'm going on a trip. Okay. So what you know what my favorite place is think bots. Okay. Look, what could possibly go wrong and think think for us now. They're gonna cut to a cue of me yelling take a Xanax Okay, Ramona. You don't have to tell us that you know what what if you forget just saying to sit She's a very literal scene setter upper So of course we say we see Aviva flashback Aviva saying my husband just did an amazing thing take a Xanax Take a Xanax. Take a Xanax. Calm down. So Ramona's like, yeah, you know what? It's going to be me. It's going to be you. It's going to be Sonya. You know what? Kelly's always smiling. And then there's that girl, Caitlin. Okay. That's not a name. Not Caitlin. I don't know her name. You know what Katie? Rebecca Caroline Rebecca, you know, you know, it's a

Denefa No, her name is Stephanie. Can't I know that for sure Stephanie? Doorway doorway is gonna come join us. Hi, I'll tell oh South Tillotile. That's it. It's name Armadillo, Armadillo. You know what? The person who's joining us is settlers of Catan, okay? You don't even remember Kristen. You don't remember her.

She's, you know what? I do remember Kristen. Don't say that, okay? You know, I think she grew up a lot. She's like, yeah, you didn't remember her. And then we see a clip, a headline from Reality Tea saying, Ramona Singer genuinely forgot who Kristen Takeman was before New York Legacy cast announcement.

She's like, you know what, Dorinda, don't start, okay? Cause I absolutely remembered her, so change the subject right now, Dorinda. Okay, sit, I'm not gonna take this right now. You know what, I totally remember her. She was like blonde brunette, like five foot six foot somewhere like that. She had two arms, two legs, two eyes, one nose and one mouth. Okay.

Okay. I was just joking. Good boy. She just hangs up on her. So then we go back to Sonia and Lou and they're talking about Kristin coming. And then we go to Kristen and Josh who have moved to LA. Josh. Calabasas. Wow. Josh has, I don't know how to really describe Josh. I would say from the hairline up, he looks like a Ken doll. And then from there on down,

he's kind of like Milton Berle in a funhouse mirror. What do you think? I think he looks like the sort of person whose shit was put out there by Ashley Madison. And he narrowly narrowly avoided being part of a much larger scandal. And now he's appearing on TV for the first time since then and is just trying very carefully to modulate himself and make sure the audience has forgotten all of that. That's, he sort of has this fear in his eyes. Like, I'm just going to be really supportive.

And we can also forget my fedora phase on this show. We should do that too. The fedora phase. Yeah. He We should do that too. The fedora phase. Yeah. He is doing a like, ha ha. Hello, Kristen. I'm such a nice husband. Wow. So I'm so supportive of whatever you would like to do, hon. And I just, my note, he goes, she says, do you like this, Josh? And he goes, is that a skirt? You see, you can try to pretend you're nice all you want to, but really, you don't know what a skirt is, Josh. You're just, talk about a fucking gaslighter.

What is that, a skirt? No, Josh, it's an elephant. What the fuck do you think it is, Josh? She goes, what are the odds of me going to St. Barts with all these women after we were just there? I mean, can you imagine? It's literally been almost eight years.

Can you believe that? And he's like, yeah, I can't wait. And they're not going to ask about Ashley Madison, are they? Like I'm really excited for you, but they're not going to ask. Right? Right. And Kristen is telling us, I mean, people are gonna feel like who's this Kristen girl? It's been so long, I barely remember anything

that's happened, which we find out later, is a complete lie. She remembers every single second, and she has studied up every line that's ever been uttered on all of these shows. Yeah, she's like, I'm a completely different person. You know, I used to be a blonde lady who looked like she was from a J. Crew catalog, and now I'm just a blonde lady who looks like she's

from a J. Crew catalog. Listen, we moved out of Manhattan to the suburbs, but those suburbs happened to be the suburbs of Los Angeles. It was either that or the West side. And I was like, no way we're going to move to just a different, insufferable neighborhood instead. We found the only pocket of Los Angeles that thankfully doesn't have the internet. So I've kept my husband. That's going really well. So Kristen, her kids are now teenagers, which is weird. Like the daughter is 11 and the son is 15. And he also has Gen Z hair, which is like bleach blonde hair with black stars in it, which is like great. I like, I personally would never choose to have my

hair look kind of like a soccer ball because I don't like errant feet coming towards it, but I support this kid and his artistic expression. Speaking of black stars, here she is. of black stars. Here she is. Happy birthday to you. Diana Ross wig. Yes. Yes. So Kristen, these are so Kristen's asking her son like, what's going to happen when your hair is gone? And he's saying it like he's going to have black spots and everything. And she just tells us, oh, what's gonna happen when your hair is gone? And he's saying it like he's gonna have black spots and everything. And she just tells us, oh, this is actually really annoying. She goes, yeah, since you've seen me last, I've pretty much just been a mom.

I call it moming really hard. Not that there's a very famous podcast slash YouTube show called mom so hard, which is fantastic. Go check it out. Love you, Jim Smedley. Hope you're great. So Sonya and Luanne Sonyia's like, oh my God, I bumped into some of those people on social. I saw Kelly there on social media, on the internet. And Luan's like, oh gosh, well, I was not on Scary Island. So I don't remember any of that stuff because I wasn't there. So what's there to remember? Am I right, girls? And so we see all the great flashbacks of scary Island. We see all the clips. We all know them all the clips. By the way, the half this show is clips.

And this is sort of like a clip show. So Sonya was like, well, you know, let's just like make her feel comfortable so she won't go off the deep end. And you know, I'm like, well, in case you didn't remember last time, she was pretty comfortable and still went off the deep end. So good luck. Good luck with that. You know, it's just like some of these people, they're like Kelly, they just can't let go of the past.

You know what I mean? You can say one thing to them and they'll never forget them. Oh my God, I miss being Mrs. Citibank. Please. Well, you know, Kelly and I are friends. We were never close friends, but she's the sweetest, nicest woman and you know, but she's more of a boys kind of girl. Kind of one of those non cabaret listening, rejecting my autograph kind of girl.

I'm trying to say she's a total bitch. So then Kelly is with her daughter who's one one of her daughters, who's all grown up and freaking gorgeous. And she's like, when I was on the OG in New York back in the ice age, that was like totally different. I was just like a single mom. And now I'm like, I have like this booming real estate career. My kids are all grown up. My real estate career is boom. Have you seen it? It's booming. It's huge. It's giant. Have you seen, I mean, we've all seen it. I'm talking to the New York audience, but my God, these, this real estate career, Kelly is the only person still to this day I've

ever seen put herself in all of the ads of the home she's selling. She'll be like, here's the living room. And she's like posing in the living room, like with like a leg in the air, like a carefree. Kelly. I mean, look, this is the lady who went jogging down fifth avenue in the middle or park Avenue or one of the big avenues and like the middle lane with a taxi behind her. So she's not afraid to insert herself in places that are not traditional spaces for humans. It's time for a commercial.

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and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So Kelly is like, what if this is like Scary Island 2.0? I mean, you know, although I've seen a lot of the women, you know, over the years, like I haven't spent quality time with them and you know, like I just don't, you never know with them, you know? So the years, like, I haven't spent quality time with them. And, you know, like, I just, you never know with them, you know? So she's like-

God, I love Kelly being the one who's scared of, the repeat of Scary Island. You were the scary one, okay? It's like Michael being like, uh-oh guys, here we go again. Are you? I hope this isn't scary. It's like, this is Halloween.

Wait, Michael's Halloween, right? Yeah. I thought about Michael Darby, and I was like, this is Halloween. Wait, Michael's Halloween, right? Yeah. I thought about Michael Darby and I was like, I'm listening. Oh my God. I just gripped someone. I hope I don't grip another person. Yeah. You're a, you are the groper, sir. Kelly does not have Bethany Frankel on this trip and Bethany did trigger Kelly by delivering her a bag of skinny girl swag. Remember? Because Kelly called her friend and was like, it's just like weird. It's just like weird.

Like she brought like a bag of like, of like her stuff. It's just like, it's like weird right now. And she's like stalking me. It's like so weird to be like stalked like that. Like I've never had clip art delivered to my door on campus like that. I mean, it was just, it was like terrifying. By the way, later, it just occurred to me later on the, the, what Kelly says about Kristin's calling Kristin a fan. That is so reminiscent of the scary Island fight where Kelly was insisting that Bethany was merely a cook, not a chef. It is literally like, that is so Kelly's thing.

So they're all arriving at the airport. Ramona is just being Ramona on her selfie cam like, whoa, you know what? Look at me. I'm going on a trip. Very excited. I'd like to dedicate this to Donald Trump Jr. You know what? Why not? Love you. Call me. Ramona does like a little song and then does tries to do the TikTok transition thing. She goes, I'm here, I'm ready. So go get ready. And she puts her hand on like the lens to do like, she's so used to doing the stupid thing where you put the hand on the lens. And then when you take the hand off from different location, which again, it still cracks me up that for as far as we have come with video and video technology and personal video technology,

the people still revert to the same shit that they did in the eighties when they got a camcorder, which is like, I'm going to press the pause button and I'm going to step out of frame and I'm going to hit the pause button again. Oh my God, I disappeared on the video. No, it's tick tock. Ben is called art. Okay. So, so, um, Sonia's like, uh, telling her camera, she's telling, she's on the plane. So she's telling her phone camera or whatever. She's like, wow, here I am. You know, this is really great. Cause I've just been empty nesting.

Sonya, you're, I don't think it's called empty nesting at this point. She's just been watching that Diana Manoff and Chrissy McNigal, great chemistry. Not so sure about Richard Mulligan, but if he were alive, I definitely would have fucked him by now. So she's talking about- Sorry. Go ahead. No, you didn't actually finish what you were trying to say. I was just continuing the notes.

It was nothing groundbreaking. Wait, we also have to acknowledge the shot of Dorinda sitting on her luggage, swirling around at the airport. Yeah. Dorinda is doing that thing where she's like, look at me. Everyone forgets. I'm just happy. Go lucky. Dorinda. Nothing bothers me. Look at me. I'm just rolling around in a suitcase having a good time. This is so fun to see all these girls again. You know what this... This time it's going to be laughter and light for him. You want to dig in my goddamn ear? I'll tell you who's about to land, you on your fucking face.

So if someone needs to sit down, it better be you playing, it better be fucking you, all right? So by the way, you know what I love about a good old fashioned Dorin Dorand is that the laptop literally froze up and there was time for it to freeze, to be frozen, to unfreeze

and catch up with the buffering and the Dorinda rant was still going on, which is not a comment about you. It's a comment about like that's because a proper Dorinda rant takes that long. So Kelly said they're changing planes and everything. They have to get on this terrifying little plane and they're just like screaming as they descend down onto St. Barts. Also, by the way, very disappointed that we did not get a resurrection of Housewives on the Island, baby, for the theme song. This was a Housewives on the Island occasion. Why did we get so strange instrumental? CBerLF No, they have a different theme song for every single one. Don't you remember the one at Dorindo's was like the

succession music? It was like a mix between the succession music and then the only murders in the building music. And then they have just done like a remix, like a housewives on the Island, baby, or something like that. You'd like legacy on the Island, baby. Actually, I want to play this one. Cause I thought it was kind of a bop.

It's not really, I think they were like, take the kind of Sex and the City synthesizer music, but make it kind of more of a bop. Here it is, everybody. Uh-oh. Wait, oh, I'm recording, hold on. I have become my own father. Okay, here we go. You have become my own father.

Okay, here we go. You become Ramona. It's a little haunted housey. You have to wait until the end. Okay, repeat. I like that. The ending has like this detective show from the 80s. Like, that's a lot of feelings going on.

That sort of sounded like an upbeat haunted house. It sort of sounds like detective show. It sort of sounds like just like a video game, like a, like a modern video game where you're like, I don't know, skiing or something. It's just, I'm into it. Housewives on the island baby. Housewives on the island was so good. I feel like it's being forgotten to Bravo history. And like, I think that is like one of the best theme songs that Bravo has given us. I put it up there with the Salt Lake City theme song.

I put it up there with the, um, I love that actually the Roni theme song, like pre reboot. And this is not an anti-reboot thing. I just really liked the theme song, like from the latest version of it before the new cast love that theme song. I don't know. I just, I just don't want it to be forgotten. How so it's on the island, baby. forgotten. Housewives on the Island, baby. Housewives on the Island, baby. Let's get the party started. Okay. So airport arrivals, they're on the plane. Um, Sonya's like, you know,

I just would rather go on the ferry. That's what I do. You get a cocktail, you sit down. I don't want to be a downer, but I know people who have lost their lives on that plane. John John, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Grimace, Aretha Franklin. Diana Manoff. Mulligan. Sorry, I've just really been, really been empty nesting. Dreyfus the dog, bless his heart. Dreyfus, why'd I say Mulligan?

Because Richard Mulligan is the... Like I said, I would have fucked him. So... I loved his work on soap. If I could call a Mulligan on anything, it would be not fucking Richard Mulligan when I had the chance. So Dorin did like, was that a landing or did they just drop from the sky? And the man was like, well, my life flashed in front of me. Oh wait, sorry.

That's just the montage I show at all my shows. Never mind. God, that was a fun life flash. Incredibly tasteful life flash, I have to say for myself. You know what? I don't know what everybody's talking about, okay cuz landing didn't bother me at all that's it Ramona 2.0 very non-blessed about things okay and the way and now that they have arrived at st. Barthes a French-speaking island Luanne is now in full French mode

so she's like merci beaucoup, je suis très content. Merci, merci, I do speak French encore. Oui, oui, oui. So the driver's come, they're like, hi, we're gonna drive you to your location. Everyone is like, whoa, you're here for us? Please unpack my bag at the back seat and then repack it before we get to the thing,

just because I said so, okay? Did I say that in a nice enough way, busboy? Hehehehehehe. Thank you all you servants for bringing us to the house, okay? So they're driving and Dorinda's asking Kelly if she's dating anyone, and Kelly says that's complicated, and Dorinda's like, you know, Kelly and I have known each other for a long time because, you know, we'd end up going to the same cocktail parties,

and then I would sort of just like yell at her and say you better back it up and then we became friends and like we never got like super close but like I've been told things about Kelly you know like go to sleep stuff like that but like I've watched Scary Island I just want to take her by face value. And so then we keep Luan I think, thinks she's on an 80s sitcom reboot. Every time they cut to Luanne, she's like, girls, can you believe it? Here we are together on a vacation again. It's us, the gang reunited.

Am I right, girls? And now they get to the place. She's like, girls, can you believe it? This is the mansion. This is the same mansion we stayed at before. Oh, the good times. Do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do. All right, before. Oh, the good times. Doodledoo, doodledoo, doodledoo, doodledoo. All right, show the clips of the good times.

Go girls. Standings all on the wings of the dreams. Rise and fall. Line. Perfect strangers, everyone. Perfect strangers, thank you so much. You know who's not strangers? Us.

Because we're old friends, every single one of us, except that blonde girl over there, who I still support. You know, I did once fuck Belki Bartokomis. He was great. He wore his outfit from the old country, and we did the Dance of Joy afterwards. So then we get the house manager, Martin, who is adorable. And he's like, oh my God, it's so good to see you. And he like, scratches his face and closes his eyes really tight. I was like, oh my God, he's adorable and not gonna take one ounce of shit.

I love his little like, look at me, just innocent little frost baby. So excited to see you. Oh, Vous êtes français? Oh, vous parlez français? Oh, la are French? You speak French? Oh, the luggage! It's there, yes, isn't it? So by the way, Luan's like, well, I'm certainly having flashbacks of Johnny Depp right now. Anyone want to ask me about it?

Anyone? Anyone at all? Well, I'd like to know the story. Oh, well, you can't hear it now. I'm going to tell it at dinner. That's what you call a tease in the business. I love Luan promoting her dinner time story. Yeah.

It's like, here's a poster for my story that I'm gonna tell at dinner. Posing in front of it. Can I take a photo in front of my story? Thank you. One night only, dinner tonight, the van tells the story. So then we meet Jean Baptiste, the chef, and he's like, oh, hello, funny face lady. I know you from years ago, yes.

And I was like, whoa, you, funny face lady. I know you from years ago. Yes. Ramona's like, Whoa, you know what? No, not really. Oh my God. Are you Kristen? I will never forget. Boys. Hi. Cause it's like, no, I'm right here.

See you. So Ramona's like, Whoa, oh my God. It is you. Let's hug. It just want to show the world that I'm willing to hug servants. Okay. So I was like, don't oh my God, it is you. Let's hug. I just want to show the world that I'm willing to hug servants, okay? So I was like, don't touch the staff, Ramona. Sorry, okay? Just got excited, okay?

Sorry. Sorry. What? This is the Ramona that's not problematic at all, okay? I don't do problem things. Now unpack my suitcases with your underwear on, okay? So you guys, this brings back memories this house. You got a lot of memories and Sonny was like, yeah, I mean, we used to have spats right here. I mean,

Ramona would just pull the spigot and Rosé would come out all day. Although I did get a lot of gum damage when I tried to fillet it. That was awkward. And then we see a clip of Ramona going, hey, Tony, can you splurge us? Just splurge us, would you? See, you know what? That memory, it wasn't problematic at all. I'm just saying, okay? You know, what's problematic? Is it me or is it the year? You tell me. You know what? You know what? I have no problem hugging the chef because guess what? I don't see color, okay? He's like, well, he's white also, but you know what? I don't know. Am I hugging a white person? A black person?

I'm progressive, okay? So then Sonia's like, Sonia's like, oh yeah, and this over here is where Aviva called us white trash. And we see a flashback of Aviva saying you're both white trash quite frankly. And then the next day Ramona having looking up the definition on her dictionary. The term is usually a slur, white trash versus cracker, hillbilly, oaky and redneck. Actually, I've fucked all of those people. So. people so so Kelly's like oh my god the staff is so nice and the one says yeah they're not bad to look at either I need a chef boyfriend poly v France a penis liquor line linear right all right everybody gather round I like to pick rooms we're gonna pick a number out of the bag and we're gonna roll the dice

then we're gonna pick a car do a somersault jump rope to decide who gets what room everybody follow all right everybody let's do it everybody's if we gotta keep it fair cuz there's something about Ramona. I always want it in the big room. Okay. All right. All right. So also a new rule. Uh, the longer it takes, I will continue singing until you're done rolling your dice. Okay. Here we go. Happy birthday. They're like, roll the dice, roll the dice. Well, that's the fastest dice rolling I've ever seen in my life. That's crazy.

So Ramona comes in last, which I don't know how you would rig dice throwing, but I feel like the producers did anyway. I don't think it's possible, but I think they did it because they're just gonna try and trigger Ramona all they can. So she's like, whoa, you know what? I got last choice for a room and that's fine with me

because I'm from, you know what? I hope the choice for a room. And that's fine with me because I'm from, you know what? I hope the room number on the outside is 2.0 because that's the remote you're getting. That's it. You know what? They're all terrific rooms. They all come with their own servants and I'll be very happy though.

I'm sure they all have closets that are the proper height for my dresses. So like not an issue, okay? So she's like, you know what? Like we all have enough rooms, right? And Martin's like, no, you have to share a room. Two of you have to share. And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you know what?

This is a game changer then, okay? It's not fair. We should also have our own room. This is ridiculous, okay? Ramona 2.0 just became Ramona 1.29. I don't really understand numbers. It's just not the same because this Ramona doesn't have the word room.

May I now present everyone with Ramona Singer. And so now Ramona's like really mad that she has to share and she's like, I mean, what are we gonna do? Someone has to share, okay? So now what happens? Okay, this is crazy. Sorry, this is crazy, all right? That's not fair.

And on top of that, I don't even want to share the only person I would share with would be my daughter slash best friend Avery okay because it's basically just sharing with yourself except an older version of herself because guess what she looks older than me I look younger she looks older I look younger she looks older okay you know what we maybe we wouldn't share a room, but we might as well share the womb, because we're like twins, except of course, fraternal, fraternal,

because I'm like the young one, she's the old one. Ha ha ha ha. Damn, I'm gonna need to start doing vocal warmups before this so I can get. Ha ha ha. Here, let me show you what I do to warm up my voice. This is it, this is it, this is life, the one you got, so let's just have a ball. This is it, this is it. This is life, the one you got. So let's just have a ball. This is it. This is it.

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I swear. Who's gonna have the salmon? So Durand is like, okay, thanks. So here's what we can do. We know who doesn't wanna share a room. So who wants a room together? Whoever wants a room together can take the master. Okay, I'll move out of mine

and you guys can figure it out. Does that help? I think that's fair. and that's all you're gonna Hear about it for me. Okay And it's actually a surprisingly effective thing because obviously Sonya Ramona are gonna like room together and There's like literally no fights well, so every trip one has they always they even showed the extended clip package of those two always saying, you know what, we get the best room because we're going to room together.

So we get the biggest room. And then they always end up getting the best room because they agree to be roommates. So it worked out in the classic style. You know what? I'm just being a team player here. Okay. That's all. I'm actually being very helpful.

So now, um, now Sonia and Ramona are just like in their room and Ramona's like, what's that thing that's between your chest? She goes, Oh, this thing, this is just some things that way I don't get chest wrinkles. Oh, and this, this is just egg from breakfast. Oh, and this, oh, that's just a, Martin's sperm. We did it. So Martin takes Lou to her room and she's like, Oh, quarto, quarto, room, room, room, egg, egg. Is this a kitchen, casino?

Very American, very, very American. And she's like, you know, at first I was like the bungalow, I want the main house. But then I said, this might be more, it little bit more private. You know, I wouldn't mind having a, my own servant, maybe a hot, sexy man, like Mr. Belvedere hit it boys. Three, two, one shrieks on the China. Never matter before who cared. Oh, when you walk through the, I'm sorry.

That's as far as I can get in the song. That's all I know in French. Please carry on. So Dorinda is in her room and it's got some like weird modern doors on everything, like closets, and it's got all this shit in there. And they're like curved, like the door curves out, but then it curves in on one part,

and presumably they're curved like handles would be to open and close it. It's like a weird spaceship. It's awful. It's awful. on one part and presumably they're curved like handles would be to open and close it. It's like a weird spaceship. It's awful. It's awful. It's like she can't and she's just trying to find the toilet. She's trying to both find the toilet and the way out of the room. And every door looks the same. It's Dorinda and this room goes all the way around because she can walk around the bed. The bed's in the other room. So it's just Dorenda walking in a circle, trying to pull every single door back. Is this the door?

Wait a minute, is this the bathroom? Please, not the bathroom. That's the guys in another closet. What is in here? Oh, okay, that's not the bathroom. Where's the bathroom in here? Okay, so wait, I'm gonna go ask him. I can't find, how do I get out?

How do I get out of here? Well, all right, that's actually Mr. Belvedere, that's crazy. What are you doing in here? Get out of here. I'm looking for the bathroom. Hey, there's Wesley and there's Bob Yooka. What's going on? This is literally like as close as we're going to get to watching Dorinda in a mirror maze. If you ever said like, what would happen if you put Dorinda in a fun house and got her trapped in a maze of mirrors? This is it. Where do I go? Hey, who's that lady over there? Hey, who's that lady over there? Hey, you stole my look. Hey, are you pointing at me? Stop pointing at me.

She's just yelling at her own reflections. So, Ramona is unpacking with Martine and she's like, see, you know what? This is how I do it. It's all in hangers, okay? And look, this closet needs to be toilet. Why is this thing down so much? Like who's gonna be able to unpack their things with a closet that short?

And he goes, oh, okay. I will tell the architect of the house to make a dollar for you. Okay, I was like, yes, bitchy ass Martin, I love you. She's like, thank you so much, Okay. Like now could you move my luggage? Civil play? She does skip a beat. She's like, okay, that would be great. No, thank you. Thank you for finally finding some good service. Where are the pool noodles? So, uh,

finally Dorinda finds her door and gets out. She says this room doesn't even make any sense. It's like somewhere between the Guggenheim museum, Mars, so she finally gets out. She and Martin shows her where the toilet is. The toilet is behind the only door that does not look like all the other doors, but it looks like a wall. So I totally understand. Why would you put a bathroom behind a hidden, like a hidden door? Who does that?

It's so strange. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it looks like a wall. So I totally understand. Why would you put a bathroom behind a hidden, like a hidden door? Who does that? It's so strange. She goes, praise the Lord. So now they're all in their bathing. So they're getting into their bathing suits and Ramona's at the table and she's like arranging the seating and she's like, you know what,

I like this in the middle because that way I can look at everybody. And if it means that I'm in every single shot on the show, well then so be it. It wasn't designed that way. I just want to look at everyone's like, you know what? I like this in the middle because that way I can look at everybody. And if it means that I'm in every single shot on the show, well then so be it. It wasn't designed that way. I just want to look at everyone's faces, including Wanda over there. It's Kristen. Whatever. And Kristen's like, oh my God, you brought us gifts. That's so nice.

I brought us gifts too, Ramona. Oh my gosh, guys, I didn't, I've never felt this energy from Ramona before. Like she's so calm and collected. I'm like literally waiting for the other shoe to drop. Ow, Ramona! What? You know what? You said you wanted a shoe to drop. You didn't say it couldn't be on your head. Sit. You know what? This reminds me of this one time when I was a little girl and I'd always like walk into the room and my father's best friend Geraldine Parsonsmith would just throw shoes at my head and she said you know what if you don't want to get hit by shoes have a smaller head and to this day I can't wear hats because I'm too paranoid that my the hats will accentuate how big my

head is and a shoe will come flying at my forehead okay sorry I'm sorry but that's just my story. So then um Kelly comes in and Everyone's like, oh my god. You look so beautiful. I was like, whoa, you look boobalicious She's like no you look boobalicious just you know what? Maybe I'm gonna go the other way now because Kelly's got such nice boobs Look at me. I'm so modern. I'm accepting of gay people and people of different colors, which I don't even see, okay? So Ramona's like, no, I just know that when Kelly was on The Housewives, she was at her best, okay?

She was not at her best, okay? So I'm looking forward to seeing her because, you know, for the past few years, she's always been like having it together. And so I'm like hoping she'll keep it together on this trip so that way I can tear her down and destroy her mental state okay? You know what I'm really glad she seems to be doing okay because she's possibly gonna be my first possibly black girlfriend. So is she black? I don't even know because I don't even see color anymore.

I don't see color at all. Oh. So then, um, she's like, okay, I'm hungry. You know what? Can I yell? Because I'm like seriously really hungry. Okay. I'm hungry. Ding-a-ling-a-ding-ding. Need to eat the f**k.

Oh my God. This woman is the f**king worst. Ugh. You know what? What are they? It's not right. I haven't eaten in 24 hours. Okay. Come on. Come on. Oh my god, this woman is the fucking worst. Oh my god. You know what, where are they? It's not right. I haven't eaten in 24 hours, okay? Come on, come on. What's going on? Dorinda, okay, we're all starving

and we don't wanna eat without you and it's four o'clock and I haven't eaten in about three weeks, okay? I'm very hungry. I was trapped in a closet and I was abducted by a person and they didn't feed me the entire time. So now it's finally my time to eat and you're preventing me from eating my food, okay? And so now she's yelling up the stairs,

see girls, come down girls, I haven't eaten and what is it, 14 hours now, whoa. And Kristen's like, there's a Ramona we know and love. And so one of the workers, there's like people, the chefs or whoever, like the staff is in the back. Manu. Does he say I love her? What did he say?

No, he says, he goes, oh, she's nonstop that one. And then the lady goes, yes, she's the boss. She's the boss. So Ramona's like, you know what? She's like, oh my God, I just did the calculations. I haven't eaten in 14 hours. Like don't wonder why I'm starving. 14 hours.

And so she's yelling up and so D that comes down she goes who is screaming? I'm starving to random you know what do not scream at me. Okay. Hey everybody this Ramona I'm a big leaker. Okay, you fall into like you fall into it like she's changed and then boom You're fun Dorinda just having a good time. You've been making me cry, I'm just kidding. I'm just being fun darinda. You know what, I don't do well with people screaming at me, okay? I'm not a dog, okay?

And Sonia's like, well, we're only here five minutes and there's a disturbance in the piece and the backlash is, daaaarinda! Just serve the food, please, okay? Duh, Rinda! So... Just serve the food. Please, okay? So, Dorinda comes to the table and then Dorinda cannot, you know, Dorinda's getting herself worked up. Because Ramona's like, whatever,

I yelled and now we're gonna eat, okay? She's like, you know what, Ramona? Don't yell at me, Ramona, okay? Because it hurts my feelings. And now here's one of several hurt animal references I'm gonna make in this episode to justify my behavior if you pull my tail. I'm gonna bite because you pull my tail I apologize. I'm sorry. I apologize. Don't pull my tail. All right Don't don't don't flick me the giant

durable balls Hamster ball, I mean start rolling around in a see-through ball and bumping into the wall choice. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't scare me. Don't scare a horse because the horse is going to kick in your stupid fucking ugly face. Don't do it to me, Ramona. I mean it. I'm sorry. I apologize. Okay?

She's like, wow, we already just started the trip and she's already the apologizer. There she is. So then they're still wondering where Lou is and And so he's like, oh, she's got her own private exit and entrance. I'm, hey, they worked out last time. That's where she took the pirate. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, where did you go when you looked up with the pirates? Like, oh, you know, we just went down to the garden.

I don't, you know, I don't need to go down to a bungalow. It was easy. You have a choice, rug rash or garden rash. Ha ha ha ha. So then the food comes and Lou Anne comes It was easy. You have a choice, rug rash or garden rash. So then the food comes and Luanne comes and she's like, well, I mean, the bags take up most of my room, but that's okay. I'm such a good natured person. And so Ramona is like, whoa, you know what?

We got food. I'm going to go change my clothes. Ramona, who has just screamed at everybody to come to the table immediately gets up the second food comes Well, she's probably jealous because I was in their bathing suit and she didn't change into her bathing suit She's like, you know what? I want to look sexy also. Okay, so Dorinda's like so He's everybody excited about being here. Sounds. Yeah, we should little nervous coming I'll be honest, but you like, you know what it is You kind of have to stop and enter this life now like and I'm thrilled about it you know

it's you know it's been like a minute since I did the last trip and I was the hostess who controlled it all but now I'm the guest and I'm part of the group and it's a different dynamic hmm whoa okay you know what so nurse Dorinda and nurse Luan I didn't tell you I have giving the third degree burns on my arm, okay? Because I can't go in the water, okay, everybody? Like, oh, yeah, Ramona's burnt. Anybody can ask me why, okay?

You know why? Because I was having a beautiful dinner party in my home in the Hamptons, like we all do, those of us with homes in the Hamptons, most of you understand not Barbara here sorry Barbara it's Kristen okay and you know what I got terrified that Barbara was actually here sorry continue that's actually a real threat Ramona all right I mean listen if they could ask Jennifer back, they could bring Builder Barbara back

here. You know what? You know, just as long as she knows, I'm the first person experimenting with sexuality on the show. That's it. So, I was having a beautiful party for rich people, rich people who enjoy rich people. And you know what? There were all these candles that were lit.

And I went like this. And know what? I threw all these candles that were lit and I went like this and guess what? I put my hand out and my sleeve was all ostrich feathers, okay, and not just any kind of ostrich feathers, ostriches that are endangered and that were killed for my dress. And you know what? Those feathers caught on fire and next thing I know, my wrist is on fire and I have like ostrich burns.

And Luan in all sincerity goes, oh, your ostrich feathers caught on fire, God. It's terrible. And Kristen's like, is that even a thing? Ostrich feathers? It's not. Don't wear ostrich feathers, anybody. And Kristen's like, okay, so how do you guys feel about being back together?

Well, you know what? Here's how I feel. I always feel like Sonya's far away. Like when we stop filming, Sonya's far away. Like when we stop filming, Sonya just dumps us. She doesn't answer our calls. She doesn't answer our texts. You're problematic as fuck, okay? It like goes to show you Sonya's like the only person

in this group. Like Sonya acts like she's the one without any kind of boundaries in this group. But I think Sonya is actually like, she's embarrassing and I'm Sonia. Ramona, based off the text that you've sent page six, I'm not sure Sonia's like, I don't think I wanna be having any of those

in my text conversations. So Sonia's like, oh no, we're still best friends. You know, so I was like, well, you know what? I love you, Sonia, I love you. Yeah, and Kristen goes, you know, it always starts with I love you. And Ramona goes, you know what? I love you Sonja. I, okay? You know what, even my friends say, isn't she a friend? I just love Sonny being, oh, hi Ramona,

bye Ramona, bye. Good to see you. Hi, bye, got a branding product. And Sonny's like, okay, you're right, I suck. I'm the worst friend ever. And Dorinda's saying, oh, just text back. All we want is to hear from you, you know? And Kristen's like, okay, well, did you guys,

what'd she say, like, did you guys think you would be filming again together or something? Everyone was like, oh, it's a dream come true. You know what, cause I'm with Sonja, even though like right now we're fighting with each other, it's still been great. So I'm just like, what are you talking about? We're not fighting with each other.

Bye, we go. And Dorinda goes, well, you got fired. Okay. But I was on pause. Let's be clear. So after you got fired, I was put on pause and I was put on pause. Okay. Fired, pause, pause. And it begins. There are two people that were fired here. Okay. You and Ramona, but hers was actually a flyer. Okay. Cause she had an ostrich feathers. You were just bloated and fired. You know what I'm saying? I was paused. And Kristen's like, oh, okay. And Rona says, let's be positive. She goes, no, no, you were fired. I was put on pause. She goes, okay. And when I says, let's be positive, she goes, no, no, you were fine. I was put on pause. She goes, okay, well, let's be clear then, because we're on the same show right now. So you can call it fired, or you can call it paused.

During the second, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. And Kelly goes, um, what does put on pause? What was that? What does that mean? Like someone puts you on pause? Like, how do you even do that? What? I don't watch it. It's show. I don't know. I don't even know what anybody's talking about. We are we on TV right now. TV is crazy. Am I selling this house? Doritos like, well, I don't know, but that's what Andy Cohen said. And Kristen goes, okay, so you're still paused. And Kristen's like, whoa, button pushed, button pushed, oh, crazy old lady over there. And Luanne says, there are certain buttons you can't push with D, and the pause button

is a button you must not push. Just how I've been told by many music producers, don't press the record button when she starts singing. I don't know what that means. You know what, like a lot of my audiences say, like the most I enjoy your music is when I don't press play. But you know what, we've all just got different buttons. I've had a lot of sound technicians say,

I'm not gonna touch the on button on your microphone tonight. And I think that's a compliment. I can't quite figure that one out. So Ramona is like, you know what? That's not even a way to start. I mean, they don't I don't think they know each other. Producer says they were on a season together. What? What? This show?

What show? Real Housewives of New York. What? You you hired the concierge to be a cast member? No, that's that's a cast. Kristen's on your trip with you. What? You hide the concierge to be a cast member? No, that's the cast. Kristen's on your trip with you. What? Who's Kristen? What? So funny.

And they're like, it was season seven role on it. And she's like, seriously? They overlapped? So I'm just like. Oh wow. So I'm just like, you know what? And I believe her. It's really, do you believe her? It's hard to, it's hard to remember who is on what season at the same time. But, um, cause I, well, you know, we recently, like we did a vintage,

we did a, like a vintage recap, uh, this last, on this last tour that we did and, or recently, and we definitely recapped something from, um, it was two years ago. We did, we did scary. Oh no, I'm sorry. Scary. I did like the, we did the original Berkshires and I remember we were like, Oh my God, I can't, we forgot that Kristin actually went to the Berkshires one year. Oh yeah. Yeah. I forgot again. You see, so I, I mean, I kind of buy it. So Dorinda's like, well, all right, you know what?

So anyway, the point is fired person not talking to you. Okay, cause people with that jobs for this long don't get spoken to. Okay, but the rest of you, I think there's me being paused. It gave me time to do other stuff. Like sit in front of my fireplace and say, well, it's a fire. Yeah, I've me time to do other stuff. Like, sit in front of my fireplace and say, well, it's a fire. Yeah, I've started talking to my peacock, the one that's stuffed.

So that's been, that's been really fun. You know what? One time I went up to my room and I started yelling at a pillow to stop eating cookies in the bedroom. And I said, I can't eat. I don't have a mouth. I said, you fucking lied. Better back it up, little bitch. Yeah, it's been good. It's been bad. It's been the most bad for me. Yeah. Are you listening? I'm on my fourth watch through of Law and Order. It's great.

So Sonia's like, um, she's like, Ramona goes, well, you know what? It's the best scenario. And Sonia's like, yeah, well, it's the best scenario, except you don't get 23 episodes in the mail. Check, check, check, check, check. Well, you know what? I don't even need money anymore. She goes, well, you have a lot of money.

I need the money, okay. Speak for yourself, bitch. And Lee's like, exactly, trust me, she would not be here otherwise. And Ramona starts cackling. And so Sonia's like, yeah, you're right, I wouldn't come. So Luanne says, okay, so everybody disperse. We're gonna meet back here.

We're gonna go have dinner at seven, right? So Kelly is now with Sonia just talking privately. And Kelly's like, whoa, by the way, Sonia, like, I'm like you, like, I just like, I don't really talk to people either, you know? Cause like, I have friends, I haven't seen my friends in a long time. And like, I don't come from a feelings family, you know?

And I'm just afraid to talk to people because like I don't want people to think I'm complaining. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't come from a feelings family, which is why I really don't care when I call someone or cook instead of a chef or say I'm up here, you're down here. Cause I just don't have feelings. So then, um, Sonya then says, um says she just doesn't, she doesn't like to dump her shit on her friends. And you know, she, they're both just saying how they just don't want to burden people with their own emotional stuff. And they, they're bonding over the fact that

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