Watch What Crappens - #2516 RHONJ Reunion Leaked!

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

Bravo had us thinking they didn’t tape a reunion for this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it turns out they did and decided not to air it because of all the toxicity. Well, don’t worry. Blogger Melissa’s New ButtCrack leaked it and we have no problem feeding you the toxicity you crave. Let’s do this! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to a very special episode of Watch What Crappens. Now, guys, there are some perks to being podcasters sometimes. Not a lot, but there are some sometimes. This season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I was extremely disappointed we didn't get a reunion. We have our feelings about that over here, as does all of the fandom. But thanks to the nosy ass blogger, Melissa's old ass crack, we were gifted a pretty special gift. Ben. Well, tell them here.

So basically Bravo went out of their way to say that there'll be no reunion, yada, yada, yada. But then this blogger actually shot to us and said, there was a reunion and it was so toxic that Bravo actually shelved it. And that was like, Okay, well, whatever. But then they actually sent us audio of the reunion. And so we've heard this reunion ourselves, we've listened to it. And, you know, we're here to say this reunion did actually happen. It happened. It's so good. It is toxic, you know, and we know

that we risk getting sued by Louie, Jim Bolino. We may get on the bad side of Bravo, which could sacrifice our screeners, but we feel like it's important to bring this reunion audio to all of you guys. So we're just gonna blow the lid off. And actually, because of those bloggers, we didn't get screeners in the first place for Real Housewives of New Jersey this whole season. So who are we staying true to? I don't give a shit. What are you going to do? Take away the screeners you never gave us? So now we are proud to present the leaked reunion footage, it's a little unedited, so forgive us, but we didn't do it, of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Take it away. All right. Well, hello and welcome to the Real Housewives of New Jersey

season 14 reunion. I'm Andy Cohen and I am a father. Hey, so it was a fraught and chaotic season, but we are here to see if there's a path forward for all these women. OK, let's say hello to everyone. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Auntie. I'm really glad to be here. My neck is hurting a little bit because my hair is very heavy.

It's all very natural. But you know what? It's worth it. That's great to hear, Danielle. Looking good. Looking like you've just freshly banished someone from your life. How's it going? Good and I'll tell you this much You know who I'm not gonna mention today my fucking father fuck that fucking guy All right, but I'm glad to be here looking good. If you're wondering who designed this. It's me. It's me Andy Now I just want you to know your dad went out of his way to try to reach out to you.

He actually texted me. But unfortunately, it was just a strange gift of someone putting their fist in their mouth and crying. Came with audio. You know what, Andy? He's going to have to order his way back. My good graces that old fuck. Okay.

All right. Well, let's get moving on. Who haven't we said hi to yet? Let's say hi Jen. Jen Aiden. Hello, Jen Aiden. Hi. Hi, better. How's it going? So great to be back here at the Bravo Clubhouse Plans. Still on Broadway, better. All right. Really don't like you very much. So I'm not going to give you much of a chance to talk. You know what? We forgot to say who was at the start of that couch and it was, uh, that was March. That was Martin. Nope. Sorry. That was Teresa. We're on Teresa's side of the couch right now. Hello, Teresa. How you doing? Hi, Andy. It's like, it's like, it's like going to be here, but you know, it's like, it's hard,

but like, you know, it's like good, like love, love, love. like love love love. Now, Dereesa, you are looking beautiful and by beautiful, I mean extremely confusing, kind of tragic. You were accused of having hot dog lips this season. What say you? Are those new lips or are those just your natural lips? That's just like a mean thing that she would say. Like, I would never do that.

I would never say something like that. I've got four daughters, and I wouldn't ever say that. I don't even know what a hot dog even is. It's just like rude. And I don't know. That's just what they are. That's what they are. They're just mean people. They're evil people over there on that side of the couch. Blink blink blink! Blink blink blink blink! Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink, blink, blink, blink. Whoa, Teresa, every time you blink, some relish and mustard comes out of your eyeballs. Yeah, I don't know what that is, but I'm gonna tell you this month. I got daughters and they say it's delicious, so. Hehehehehe.

All right, Melissa Gorga, you're over there on the sofa. What are you up to? How's everything going at Envy? Oh, Andy, I'm so proud to still have Envy. It's such a big store. I'm a working mother and I'm just so proud that my daughter, Antonia, who now knows that I'm a whore because of someone here, that at least she knows that I'm a whore with the store, Andy. Two locations as big as Sunglass Hut Kiosk in a mall food court, Andy. And I'm very proud.

By the way, Antonio went to college. Still very upset about it, Andy. Oh, sorry. I just woke up from a sitting dream. I think I lost the last five minutes of my life. I was dreaming I was literally anywhere but here. Okay. And then, hi Dolores!

Uh, hello Auntie. How are you? Uh, I'm good. How's everything over there? Um, have you, uh, gotten a blowjob? Have you given a blowjob to Pauly? Sorry, I haven't given a body question yet. It's weird for me.

Oh, except for that hot dog lips one. But I will say, Dolores, are those new boobs? Dolores, tell me about your boobs. I love your boobs, Dolores! They are new. They're made of 100% focaccia. They're repurposed crocodile focaccia. They're repurposed crocodile, crocodile focaccia. Thank you. So stupid. Okay. Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Hi, Andy. How are you doing? What's new with you, doll? Do you know what? Let me tell you something. My poor dead dog, Bella, just died. I'm very bereft about it. So sorry about Bella. You know, we did have a clip package of Bella put together. I just wanted to say I'm very sorry about that. So sorry about Bella. You know, we did have a clip package

of Bella put together. I just wanted to say I'm so sorry about Bella and I just wish that Bella was here because I had one question after watching her segment. Bella, did Bella get new boobs before she passed? Because wow, Bella's rack looks amazing in that last shot, Margaret. The funny story, Andy, she actually did get new boobs. It was actually wonderful. Wow. Yeah, she went to the same plastic surgeon as Danielle Staub. They specialize in canine plastic surgery, so we understand why she was there. Am I right? That was for you, Margaret. I mean, that was for you, Joan, but for me too. Let's be honest. Listen, Jackie, you are not a regular cast member this season, so I do not have a question

for you or a hello planned, but you are standing behind the lizard focaccia on the set decoration of Rails and we're going to need you to go backstage now, Jackie. No, I was just, I'm not here. I think you're looking at an illusion. Maybe it's you guys. I'm definitely not here. I mean, I'm not here.

You know how much it hurts my feelings that I wasn't invited to be here? I mean, I just assumed I would be invited. I'm the only person in the cast not really invited to be. You're not in the cast, Jackie, actually. Well, that's um, that's sure some way to talk to a cast member. I'll tell you that. Hey, does anyone hear that noise? Oh my god, I'm back. Sorry everyone. I'm late. I got stuck on a truck behind a truck on the George Washington bridge. It wasn't my fault Please stop being mad at me

Rage, rage, rage You're not part of this cast either. Please take Jackie Do also take go ahead and take the focaccia lizard with you backstage We really know it's really distracting. No one on this stage even eats carbs at the moment and it's just distracting everybody Oh, so this is how you repay me. I drive all the way across the bridge behind a truck and you send me off to backstage to the green room with this one. Fine, I see how it goes.

I see. You know, next time maybe just say hello. Sorry about your troubles. That's fine. That's fine. All right. Well, she was accused of being a stripper, but hey, at least the worst thing she could accuse her husband of is being a

good tipper. It's Melissa Gorga. Melissa Gorga, you had quite a season this year. Let's watch. Thank you so much. Oh yeah, let's look at my season. Antonia, I'm going to miss you. Have fun going to Delaware to college. It's going to be so hard without you here working at Envy, now open seven days a week in Franklin Lakes. Look at me. I'm having a limoncello party because I love Italy.

Limoncello. I love lemons. Everybody should dress like a lemon because limoncello is from Italy and I'm Italian and I love lemons. By the way, you guys, Antonia is going to college. I'm worried about my mom. She got drunk. Wow, what a season for you. So Melissa, how's Antonia? She's going to college. I don't know if you heard.

Sure did. Great. Andy, I was wondering if you could do me a favor. Sorry, interrupted you Andy. What were you gonna say? Can't believe that we were Okay, I should have been. I think Ion I think I short-circuited myself. Pete Slauson I interrupted you and then I just fucked your entire world up, Andy. Andy Slauson Sorry, my brain went off to college with your daughter. Pete Slauson Andy, I just wanted to say, it's been a really rough

couple of years for my mom, you know, she's, you know, lost people and lost keys and lost a couch cushion. Actually, I don't know how a person does that, but she did it. I was just wondering if we could show a clip of her. She'd really mean a lot to her. Sure, let's do it. Roll the clip we've got of Donna. It's me, Donna. I'm ready to date. I'm single. I'm ready to mingle. Can't wait to meet some cute guys, Melissa. I can't wait to meet some cute guys, Melissa! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha more exciting than Melissa which is not hard Rachel Fuda okay Rachel how was this season for you watching it back don't I get a clip package Andy I'd really like to see a clip package all right roll the clip roll the clip of Rachel Fuda go ahead let's watch it John my daughter to Theresa said that you are

you were a drug dealer in Bergen County we We know. No, no, no, I'm not going to talk to her. I'm not going to talk to trash like that. I'm not going to talk to anyone like that. I'm not going to talk to Teresa. OK, I set up the lunch you asked me to set up with Teresa. Let's go, Teresa. Let me ask you one question. Why? Why did you bring up?

Why did you bring up my past? I got a daughter who has a tongue tie why'd you bring it up when she's got a tongue tie how about that why you know why I don't know but I didn't even know that tongues raced you know what this conversation is not going anywhere I'm going I'm going I'm going you're the biggest fraud to ever hit the housing market in Bergen County, New Jersey in 2023. That's what I got to say to you. I'm at it.

Yeah, you was fat that one time. You was fat that one time. Remember? Yeah, you was fat one time. Oh, you guys, I'm so sorry, but my husband possibly is choking on a tiny bone fragment from a bone marrow shot we did in the car. No, I'm a diet. The diet don't get a little bit none.

Also, my daughter was tongue tied. Wow. No, diet don't get tongue tied. What a great thing. That was really fantastic. So, Rachel, so she's got hair that weighs more than a Puma. And she's kind of an idiot, but had a great fight with a man named Fuda. It's Rachel versus Teresa. Guys, why do you think you just couldn't see eye to eye this season, Teresa?

Um, well, first of all, when I brought up that John was a drug deal, first of all, I said was like he was a drug dealer Blink blink blink and like he's like not one now. He like does tiles He's like a tile dealer So it's like I'm basically like praising him and so I he should like like be proud because I was like being nice And I was like showing like you know you come from here and you go to there and I don't know why they're mad at me You said my husband was a drug what you said about my husband I have a husband that's a person with a penis that I married and you talked about

them there is no lower low than you load when you talked about my husband. Are you talking about John Fugazi is that what you're about? Because like you said it first about Louie you said it about Louie and like I've got daughters I've got daughters your husband hired both deedle to come after us and find information You might remember that we had a manila envelope that one time Well, hold on one second we do have a viewer question Astro from glide says Teresa didn't you think it was inappropriate for you to bring up John Fuda rumors about a dildo? And furthermore, don't you agree Italians don't have allergies? Wait a second, who wrote this question in? You know what, Andy? Here's the thing. I'm from Paterson. Right, Dolores? Hey, Andy. Take it thing, like I'm from Paterson. Right Dolores?

Hey Andy, take it from Teresa, we're from Paterson. Yeah, and let me tell you, I heard that the biggest pink in this, one of the pink and one of the stink in Bergen County was John Fugazi Fuda. So what? I swore on my daughters. I swore on my daughters. I'm sorry I had daughters. Why? I swore on my daughters. I swore on my daughters. I'm sorry I have daughters. That she would even bring up a dildo right now when my husband is suffering from an anaphylactic shock to this day is so obscene, Andy. I don't even understand how you employ this woman on your television show, which I would like to be part of going forward in the future. Thank you very much. Yeah, but see, even she said her husband is suffered from anaphylactic dick.

That's what she said. He had an anaphylactic dick shock. How you gonna have a dick shock if you don't have a dick in you? How you gonna get a dick shock? You stupid bitch! It's true, it's true, Andy. Anaphylactic you can't spell without spelling anal and phylactic and dick too. Okay, baby, don't, mama don't start drama. Right? Yeah. I got your back tree. Yeah.

All right. Well, this lady won't speak to her father. What rhymes with father? Lother. Oh, this lady won't speak to her father and her brother. Why would she even bother? It's Daniel. Let's check out the Daniel segment. Oh God.

Oh, another family member. Oh, I can't even talk to God. I wish I, you know, it's a shame. My father, the other day he said he was more into, into skittles than I'm an Amazonian, I just don't know when you are anymore. I can't talk to you anymore. Dad, they talked to my dad. Say I like M&Ms more, oh god. I'd like to invite everybody to my slip and slide party because I'm celebrating the fact

that just the other day I couldn't afford more than a slip but now I'm fashion designer in New York Fashion Week and you'll believe it motherfuckers, here I am, it's me, I'm star, New York Fashion Week oh my god my kids are gonna be in a kids bop video they're basically taking the song I like big butts and I cannot lie but changing the word to popsicles it's adorable thank you for coming to my kids bop party thank you also for coming to my bougie kids party now I'd like to invite you to my next party bougie bopping kid b's are rainbow bops of kids.

This is gonna be great guys. I'm not gonna invite the people I don't like though. Hey everyone, I want you guys all to come around. Valentina is gonna be doing the debut of her new music video for Kidbop called Wet Ass Pupa. Which is, as we all know, what a butterfly leaves on a plant. Little baby, little baby caterpillar. Oh yeah, you want a piece of me?

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Glass upside the head. Oh yeah, you want a piece of me? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Glass wasted on the floor. Wow, Danielle, that was a pretty violent segment there towards the end. We started with kids clothes and ended up with bloody heads.

So that was pretty good. So Danielle, Foo from PA wants to know if you're if you have a second family member that you're not speaking to do you think that you you might be the problem? It's you? Well Foo from Pennsylvania, I don't appreciate that question. I don't think it's me I'm setting healthy boundaries. And in fact, this just in, I'm no longer speaking to my children.

They didn't do their chores and I don't think I could talk to them. Nate's gonna have to talk to them for me. They are no longer bougie. And I said, get the fuck out of my house, you stupid little motherfucker. And then I smashed the glass upside his head. All right, it seems like you've got some very healthy coping mechanisms.

Let's talk to Jennifer Aiden. Jennifer Aiden. Okay. Wait, wait. Well, first, um, let's see what a Jennifer Aiden do this season. Jennifer Aiden. Okay. Okay.

I got, I got, hold on everyone. Okay. She had a dog, but she had a dog party for biscuit. But then when she saw it then, yeah, she said, I wanna hit it. It's now Jennifer Aiden. Well, thank you for bringing up my party for Biscuit, Andy. You know it's a big deal because Biscuit's a very big part of our life. Both Biscuit the dog, but also Biscuit's in general, Andy.

I'm a rich person. you know I can afford millions of biscuits millions unless they're two dollars each then I can afford tens of millions of biscuits Andy I'm rich rich in biscuits Andy let me tell you something your biscuits are like the rock band especially when it comes to your husband Bill limp limp limp biscuit you see what I did there I don't know maybe was it a bridge too far I'm sorry everyone looks everyone's staring at me they don't get the joke was it a bridge too far? I'm sorry, everyone looks, everyone's staring at me. They don't get the joke.

Oh God, it's getting awkward in here. Oh, let's watch a Jen clip. We're not gonna do a whole montage, cause I hate Jen, but we're just gonna show a little clip of Jen and let's show it. You know what? I've liked Danielle one time, but I'm starting to realize she steps on smaller people

to get ahead, which is how everyone gets ahead. You find a hairstylist, you put them on the ground, you step on their head, and you step to a higher stair hairstylist and then a higher one before you know it. You've got a ladder of aquanets that you just climb up until you're at the top of bouchey kids and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of watching this step on hairstylist to get to the middle, Andy. Handiness is a tough season for me. It was very hard. I saw this poor sweet hairstylist in the middle of the street Handiness is a tough season for me. It was very hard. I saw this poor, sweet hair stylist in the middle of the street. She was just begging for some money.

So I reached down and I helped her, because that's what I do. I help hairdressers in need. And I said, tell me about yourself. How did you get to this place? How did life treat you so poorly that you wound up begging on the side of the street in Buranus? And she looked at me and she said, I used to have a flourishing salon. Everyone would come in, get their hair done, get a perm,

get some highlights, some lowlights, some midlights, all the lights. And then one day she opened up a salon for an afternoon when it wasn't supposed to be open and she let Danielle come in. And she did some pro-barrel hair work for Danielle and she thought it would help her. Thought it would get her along somewhere in life, but it didn't, Andy.

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and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. Well, I was a little confused about some of the details of this fight. I was a little confused. Maybe you guys could clarify. Danielle, what do you think that this fight was about? Landy, this woman was my hairdresser then she tried to come to my housewives for cancer event which was very big event you know some people thought it

was you know pro cancer you know of course it's not pro cancer oh well you think that's a fucking idiot it was housewives who like cancers you know like the astrological sign you know cuz, because that's what we love about cancer, Andy, alright? Oh, that's great, I love a cancer too, yeah. So then Jen comes and she starts accusing me of stealing money from the charity and not being nice to the hair lady who was trying to get into the VIP. You don't get to come into the cancer VIP, alright? Well, Andy, well, of course I was upset.

First she doesn't even put aid in plastic surgery on the step and repeat. And then I see this poor hairdresser in the non-VIP area. She was dressed in rags, dirt on her face. And she said, please, can I just come into the VIP area? And I was like, how could we leave her there? On the other side of the bed, no, she doesn't belong there. She's someone who opened up her salon for an afternoon one time.

Get her in here, bring her in. I said, let me bring everyone in here. Give me your tired your poor your hairdressers and then i said no no we can't do that and i just don't do that that's just not the way i live my life let me tell you something when i went to china to buy all those dining room tables i said feed every single one of these people because i'm a good person you know andy she may not have had a ticket and she may not have had money to donate, but she did have access to Laura, who we wanted to bring on screen to accuse Marge of a lot

of stuff at a cancer party. I just don't see why she couldn't have known that, Andy. Oh, so the reason that you were upset about this charity thing was really because you were mad that Danielle ruined your Laura stunt, right? Yeah, Andy. You know how hard it is. You know how much money I paid for that Uber from... Where is she from again? Laura from... Tentafly? Is she from Tentafly?

Short court reporters for Tentafly? It's a very expensive Uber. I'll tell you where she's from. She's from the Staten Island dump. There I said it. Sorry, Laura, but it's true. Very short dump. Tinyiniest dump there is. Wasn't even a full garbage can that they dump in there. It's a tiny little bathroom, guest bathroom, garbage cans that they dump in there. Stupid short pint-sized court reporter. Well, she wouldn't let Laura come into the VIP section with the hairstyles person.

And that's where I did some digging and I realized that Ted Yell took all the money from not just this charity, but every single charity event that happened in 2024 all across America. She's a criminal, baby! I didn't take for no charity. All I did was what's normal for charity. You take money from rich people, you put some of it in your pocket, you give it to the rest of the poor people. What the fuck is a what was a money man supposed to do, huh? Don't believe a word she says, Andy. She's a dangerous woman.

She did what she did. She broke a glass, a glass made of plastic right against my neck. She's evil, evil and evil. Yeah, well, that was the next question. Okay, Crystal from Geyser says, I get that you guys were fighting, but do you think that violence is ever the answer? Andy, here's what I think the answer is. Violence! Hit the bitch in the head! That's right! Wait a minute, haven't you learned anything from this season? I'm gonna need you to kind of apologize or do something so we can prove to America that we can move forward from violence. I didn't move forward from violence.

I broke the glass on that, or the plastic on that bitch's head, and then I moved forward out the door until I came back to try and break her picture on her head. Listen, they say people don't grow. I grew from a plastic cup to a picture. How much bigger do you want me, motherfuckers? Andy, this is who I'm dealing with. Okay, look at me. Sweet, innocent Jennifer Aiden. I know I barely even touched her.

Yes, she did. I pushed her. Sure, sure I pushed her. But it was just like a fingernail. It was like nothing. It was like a brush. It was like a craze, okay? We've all been in a buffet.

We've grazed people with our elbows as we reach for our cannolis and our focaccia. It happens, Andy, okay? It was an accident. I didn't mean to hurt no one, Andy. Please don't arrest me, officer. I didn't mean nothing by it. I didn't mean to hurt no one. Please don't arrest me officer. I didn't mean nothing. I didn't mean nothing. No from whip wants to know do either one of you regret one single thing?

Now, my only regret is that when I told her that she looked like a piece of shit in that church. I wish I had said you look like a piece of shit and you smell like one too. You my only regret my only regret. Listen Listen Andy, I got 10 regrets about that night, all right? I got a regret for each finger that I didn't break on that bitch. But I'm gonna say this right now Andy, on camera with God as my witness, I will never ever let someone get me to that place again.

Your husband has Mambuz. Sorry Andy, Andy. Sorry. Okay, going forward. And the new starts now. Won't let anyone ever get me to that place ever again. Hey, maybe next time you can save money on the charity catering and just have your husband feed everybody from his tits! His giant tits! All right, now we are out of glass and Danielle is just throwing garden hoses.

Why do we have garden hoses on this set? Sorry, Andy, it was Teresa's Tulum Potty set. OK, there's a lot to unpack there, but let's move forward. OK, so now let's move forward. Okay, so Now let's talk to Margaret so Margaret Let's do this season. Yeah, let's see what happened with Margaret this season she

does everything for Joan and For Bella will never ask for another bone. Sorry for a Bella joke that was extremely tasteless. Hold on one second, Andy. Hold on, I'm gonna go over to the other sofa because I know it was probably very difficult for Margaret to hear about her dog. Margaret, I'm sitting next to you now. How do you feel?

Okay, good. I would just like to say even making a Bella joke that is so tasteless and whoever wrote that joke doing the cue card should know what it's like to lose a dog and should never ever make a joke about, how dare you, how dare you? I'd like to uh read a note from the card reader i'm extremely sorry sometimes stuff comes out of my mouth i'm trying to be funny even when i know deep down i'm just a horrible human being and deserve everything i get in life okay back to the show

good good for you all right get to my clip i want to look good in every single one of these clips. Let's see them. All right, let's watch the back. Take a look everyone. Joe, Joe, did you go see your doctor yet? What's going on with your PSA? Joe, oh God, did you guys hear? Joe has his PSA levels are very high. I don't know what to do with those PSA.

Oh, Joe has to get an MRI. Yeah, and guess what? The MRI said it, we don't know. The actual MRI said we don't know. Guess what? PSA results came in more PSA, more MRIs. We still don't know. Guess what PSA results came in more PSA more MRIs We still don't know guess what everyone new PSA levels the doctor called he has definitive answer Here's what's going on with Joe's prostate and we're back. Wow

Do we get an answer to that? Yeah, we did. You know what people have been asking me all season long Margaret. Could you please be clearer? We don't understand what a PSA is. So I would just like to say this. PSA is the public service announcement and here it is. Jackie Goldschneider is a Judas Trader bitch face. Okay? And I hate it. And the reason she's mad at me is because I'm on the Zempik and she's jealous. There, I said it. I said it. There, I said it. Mystery solved. Mystery solved. give me a bedknop a broomstick and call me angela lansbury because i just solved a murder mandy that was for you joe that was an angela lansbury joke for you joe the way that jackie judas jill goldstein treated me this entire season

she should she should be ashamed of herself she should be looking at herself and say i'm so sorry but you know what though she could pronounce it a little different and she could say i'm so soire which is actually a wonderful? Alcoholic maybe or maybe not alcoholic. It's a fizzy drink. Everyone would enjoy it Okay, Serena from ten of fly says she drinks it every single morning Jodie number one and your number two they drink it in the afternoon and the evening respectively The point is soiree even though that means a party at night. You can drink it any time of the day Okay, soiree hashtag soiree. All right, we are going to bring, I'm going

to, I was going to say we are going to bring out Jackie, but we don't even have to bring her out because she is hiding behind the giant Buddha head piece of the Tulum set. Jackie, just come out here and sit down for a second. We didn't have a chair for you, so you're going to have to sit crisscross apple floss on the ground. Oh, well, I just thank you so much for having me. The only person without an invitation here. Not that I'm hurt, not that I care, not that I mind, Andy. Jackie, we heard that you recently purchased a new Ford Fiesta. No, no, I did not. I did not. But we see a picture of it. No, that's just, we didn't. Jackie, you might as well tell people because this is gonna come out and people see it

It's true. I bought a fort yes. I got a choice I got a good party in the name, you know for those of you who aren't bilingual fiesta is in the name And there were so many fiestas I wasn't invited to this year I just wanted to ride around in one does that make any sense to people? Can you see that? Can you see that? I was very inspired by three says to loulum party. It was such a good party. So I just like one of my concern that one of my very best friends had a party, basically a fiesta herself. I was like, let me repay the favor and let me get a fourth fiesta as well.

Well, Jackie, the season didn't start out great for you when it looked like you were demoted and started trying to befriend Teresa and Jen and turn against Marge for ratings and a possible shot at a full-time roll again. But then things got even worse when you crossed Dolores. Wait, I'm sorry. Did somebody say something to me? I've been Googling ways to save the electricity industry from solar. Sorry, let me, take off these readers. What were we talking about? Dolores, we were just about to talk about how Jackie called you a slob once that fucking

bitch if that fucking scup fitness ever comes close to my face again, I'll tell her who's the real slob here. It'll be her with all the blood coming from her nose onto her stupid cheap dress that she's wearing. Talk about a slob. Dolores, I'm so sorry. You know why I wouldn't call you a slob. Look, you did though. You did. Dog with a bone. Dog with a bone. Here's what happened, Andy. You know, everybody was hanging out and having a good time and then I got demoted and then before you know it, nobody was inviting me to things, tagging

me in things. I mean, it was just ridiculous. We actually took a group photo in front of the Dancing Water Fountain at the Grove in Los Angeles. We were all visiting, well, they were visiting. I was visiting behind, I was on a Southwest flight behind them, not because I couldn't afford another plane, but I just, Southwest got there earlier. I didn't want to, it was the water dance in front of the fountain. Anyway, the point is I was there as well. But then when they posted the picture, they were standing in front of the fountain and

I was standing behind a column at Barnes and Nobles and they were acting like I wasn't even there. You weren't even there. How am I supposed to know that was you behind a column at the Barnes and Noble? You were hiding from your stalker. You were stalking us. Well, to be fair, okay, so they all went to the Grove and I actually wound up going to a different mall called The Grove. It was actually created by Karl Rove and it's not as nice of a mall, but it does have some shops, there was a Spencer's. So I what I did was I just sort of stitched that photo with the Grove picture. So it's basically the same thing.

I mean, they're all my best friends. So you know, if they forgot to invite me to the Grove, that's okay. Because like, that's just what best friends do. Like part of being best friends with someone is not being invited to every single thing. All right, well, that didn't make any goddamn sense. But the point is, you know, Carl Rove has a mall. I mean, it was it was a very unique experience. And that's actually where I first learned about my Ford Fiesta. There were many of them in the parking lot. I would like one

of these. It's close for pasty white guys. The cast of Salt Lake City Husbands could use an upgrade. So drop us that pin would you Jax? All right hey we have a letter here it comes Slob from Kebab says you better back it up why are you treating my girl Dolores like this also Jackie since when did you ever become best friends with Teresa and Jennifer do you not remember how Teresa went to every single person at your husband's party and talked about how he was having an affair at the gym bathroom? Yeah, well, you know, like, people say things a lot. Like I said, an analogy once and that was very confusing. But like when you're not on your on the show, and it's been like two seasons that

you're friends up and you realize like, wait a second, if I want to be on the show, maybe I'm on the wrong side. Sometimes you just let bygones be bygones and you say, yeah, Teresa is a, is a fucking idiot and she's an awful depraved person, but she's also my meal ticket. So, you know, that's friends. Then, you know, I came to LV the producer and I said, Hey, LV, I let bygones be bygones and LV said, well, by gone. So I'm not really sure what that meant, but I'm pretty sure that LV the thob, so. Well, if there was any sort of cataclysmic shift this season,

it was between Margaret and Jackie. These two were friends thick as thieves, but now they are never gonna spend a Christmas Eve together. Sorry, shouldn't have had another word after the rhyme, but it happens. Let's take a look. How dare you Jackie Judas Goldschneider? Do you think you've got one of me thinking I'm gonna talk to Cerise at this party? Well, what if I said a screenshot of you calling Dolores a slob?

Bloop Dolores. Joe, go go let Dolores know that she needs to check a screenshot. Let her know. Joe, don't do that. You know, Joe, I love you. How are you doing, Joe? I love this seafoam shirt on Jennifer Aniston just sitting at home? You think I'm gonna take this get your hands off my Brad Pitt, bitch I don't let floozies touch my man unless they send me advanced copies of their books. Okay, so get the fuck off of Joe Hey, by the way, I ended up getting a copy of your book here I'm gonna read my favorite I'm gonna read my favorite section. Is everybody ready? I want to read a section from Jackie's book. It's a very beautiful section, okay? I think it sums up Jackie pretty well, okay? 30 pieces of silver, 30 pieces of silver, 30 pieces of silver, I betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of

silver. 30 pieces of silver by Jackie Coles. Oh, Marge, you are so immature. You need to grow up. You know, after everything I did for you, Jackie, you know, when you wanted a car, who was the one who took you to the Ford dealership? It was me. It was me. Okay. And you've said, I finally saved up enough money for us Ford Fiesta. And I said, great, we'll take it to the used car lot down over in Paramus underneath Jennifer's mall house. And what did you say? You said, thank you so much, Margaret, and changed my entire life. And now, now that you finally have a Ford Fiesta, you put in the CD into the player and it's like you listen to a mixed CD of all this hate against me. And you know what? I'm not having it Jackie Judas, Jack Goldschneider. I'm not having

it whatsoever. You know what, Andy? Okay. Here's the thing with Jackie. Okay. Everybody was calling me a liar all season when I said that I stand up for Jackie Goldstein my whole life. So I sent a clip in that my mother took. Okay. My mother took this clip. She had an actual video camera VHS filming her give birth to me in the hospital. Okay, just can we just roll the clip? Please, Andy, please. I need to indicate. All right, well, roll the clip. Okay, here's a lady crowning a little baby. There's a fallopian too. Yeah, fallopian, a little tiny head with little baby pigtails coming out. Oh God, there's the crowning as I previously mentioned

and there's, oh, there's Margaret. There's like a little Margaret head and let's listen. Oh, the audio's faint, but I think I can hear it. Wah wah, wah wah. God, I hope Jackie Gulch night is okay. Where where where where About right now. Why am I to never do anything? But stand up for Jackie Gulch night of my whole life. Why why why mommy? I need some milk Also, could you check on Jackie? She might want some milk. Also, you have two breasts You got two babies on it. Come on call jack and get her over here onto that other boot

I want some milk also you have two breasts you got two babies on it come on call Jack and get her over here Under that other boot wow wow wow wow wow wow wow you're sharing that nipple you're mine sharing that nipple I'd love if I'd love a first lunch date, babe Get the fuck out of here you creepy little baby. This is for Jackie that that nipples for Jackie Gold Schneider See the way I stand up for her see the way I do it Yeah, well one of the husbands from real housewives of Potomac tried to steal that nipple years ago and I told him, no, sorry, you better back off. That's how long I've stuck up for Jackie Goldstein. I can't believe you're going to be Jack.

Mama, mama, bring me over to Jackie Goldstein. It's quick. Jackie, I got urgent news to tell you. Wow. Wow. Wow. Jackie, baby, Jackie, listen to this. I got news.

Next time they say peekaboo. I got news for you. There is still a face behind the hands. Yes, I repeat, they do not go away. When those hands close, the face is still behind them. I know, blows your mind. I'm just looking out for you, Jackie, ever since I was a baby.

Wah-wah. Unfortunately, Andy, Jackie has taken peek-a-boo and now it's just peek-a-boo, Jackie, boo. You suck, Jackie. Get out of here. I wasted my whole life standing up for you. Get out, Jackie. Go. Andy But actually, I do not have to leave until Andy Cohen himself tells me I have to leave. And Teresa, I just want you to know, I never spoke to that ex-wife again after the first time I spoke to her. Okay, well, there was

that time we had lunch in the Ford Fiesta. That was good. But it's just because I wanted to get rid of the new car smell She really loves to talk about but then after that I never spoke to her again Teresa. Okay, I spoke to her She's on she's on the phone right now. Hi there Go ahead. Yeah, but I'm okay with this To me. Are you really she's literally talking to Louie's ex right now? Yeah, but like she was mad at me a few years ago So like she's allowed to talk to Laura. She is like five years to talk to Laura and then it's expired. It's fine. I don't care. Well, I don't have to leave anyway, Margaret. So you just I do accept that my job is a full time

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Dolores let's see what you were up to this year. Well this year I walked from the kitchen to the living room to the dining room to the club. Just kidding back to the kitchen to the living room and the dining room. Here's the difference this time the kitchen was on the first floor the living room was on the room and the dining room. Here's the difference. This time the kitchen was on the first floor, the living room was on the second floor, the dining room was on the third floor. A lot more stairs, Andy. That's the difference.

Well, Andy, this is what happened in my season. I started working at electric company. So there was that. Frank lost a dog. Frank also has someone bashing his kneecaps again, so that was sad. He was gonna get married to that Frank, Frank lost a dog. Frank also has someone bashing his kneecaps again. So that was sad. He was going to get married to that girl. He's coming. He's bringing around. That didn't happen. And I decided that I wanted to join Costco. Fun fact, I never was a member, but now I am. Well, Dolores, you've done not much of anything, but shockingly, you are still Krappen's choice

to anchor this new reboot. So congratulations on that. Thank you, Andy. I'd like to thank all the people I did nothing for. I want to thank the Yo Play organization because without the sustenance of your yogurt, I don't know if I would have gone through the season because- Did you call me back to the stage? No, I didn't call Yo I would have gone through the season because Did you call me back to the stage? No, I didn't call yo plane.

Okay. Sometimes it's funny just because in middle school people would call me yo play. They were, that was my, that was my nickname. They just call me yo play yogurt and I would just come on out. So I thought It's really hurtful that you would bully me like the kids in school. You know what? I'm starting to see their point Jackie.

I'm not going to lie to you. I take back every good thing I ever said about Yo Play Yoga. Okay. And now the biggest blinker on television, Teresa, who's about to give us a dose of humility and humbility, if that's even a word. Teresa, let's watch your segment. I got a love bubble. Marge is evil. Marge did everything. Oh my God, that was just an

earthquake. It was Marge. Marge did it. Yeah. So, I have proof. Okay. So, here's the proof. I subpoenaed Marge because she's the root of all evil and because she was subpoenaed, we have discovered that she is therefore the root of all evil. So I think this case is open and closed. All right, look at your entire segment. That was pathetic. The whole thing was your husband being abusive and you being terrible. I mean, what was that? I had a talun party. You know what, before we get into Teresa versus. Marge, let's bring out whichever husbands are still willing to show up on the show, so let's say hello to them. Hi Frank!

Hey, thanks Andy, thanks for having me. I wasn't really on this season, but I appreciate you having me back here. Alright, hold on one second, can we get some squeegees to wipe up all the saliva that has accumulated on this stage now from Frank Talking. Hello Joe-Judas! There he is! There he is, Andy! Hey Andy! to wipe up all the saliva that has accumulated on this stage now from Frank Talking. It was two guys. Hey Andy, it was two dudes. They was getting married. It was hilarious. You guys got that on film, right? You not only that as a special surprise,

please welcome a gay cousin from New Jersey. Wait a second. That's just Jackie. You're just dressed up like Liza Benelli. We see it's you. I'm sorry. Is this too stereotypical? Yes, queen, Brat Summer.

Um, Andy, I just wanted to come out and tell you, mother, your mother. No, still not back on the show, Jackie, please, please. Everything, everything. Andy, you might want to look at Joe Gorgi. He's got his wiener out in his hand. Hey, what am I supposed to do? I'm around the gay guys.

What you gonna do? I'm gonna piss. I'm gonna piss right here. What you think of that? Not only am I seeing it. I'm recording it. Ha ha ha And finally one of our all-time favorite husbands Louie Louie welcome Hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be here So glad to have the opportunity to be married to this icon. God. What a beautiful woman, Teresa I'd fuck you right now if I could. Teresa, seriously, like if it wasn't required

that I had clothes on right now, my dick would be inside of you right on this camera. And that's my romance for the moment. As for Margaret, I hope you die in hell, you stupid fucking cuffiness. And also, I hope that Margaret still had viable eggs so that she could get pregnant and I could curse each individual baby

that came forth from her womb. But you know what Andy? I'm really all about positivity, which is why I wore a shirt that says positivity, as in I'm positive that Margaret's son should suffer for the rest of his life. That's what I'm all about. But positivity Andy. Well, Louie, it seems like your ex-wife was one dropping stuff all season long after all. What do you have to say about that? Um, you know what? She's a very troubled woman, and I am looking forward to getting further to the bottom of

all this. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the reunion stage. God, you really love that thing. Yes. I didn't comb my hair either. Now let me just lean back and ask you one very important question Mr. Cohen. Yes. You happen to have that video recording of Joe Gorga wanking off from just before. Sure I do. Could you be a good sis and drop box a little bit or airdrop? Yeah, shut up. You know what? You're really making a fool of yourself right now.

All right. Well, for our last segment, she may not be on TV, but she's a really good blogger and she would get squashed by a truck if she were in Frogger. It is Melissa's old butt crack the blogger and the actual frog from Frogger. From Frogger. It's dead now, so let's just talk to the blogger. Our first reunion death. Well, I guess that'll happen if you decide to bring Frogger on.

All right. Should have looked both ways. You know, there's fucking frogs. I'm serious. How many arcades is Frog are going to be in until frogs realize you have to look both ways before you cross the street? I mean, what are you all made out of 100% Joe DNA? That was for you, John. Well, this is what happens when you try to cross a truck. I'm telling you, I'm traumatized. That

truck should be sued. They should be off the road. Okay. Jen Fessler, thank you for advocating on behalf of Frogger. Oh, and Jackie. Yes. A little bit too late to show up on the stage in a frog outfit. We know it's you. All right. And you are still holding your rainbow banner. So just at least try to get your costumes separated out there. Okay. All right. Melissa's new butthole. Can you please explain the blogger drama to us? Because it was so confusing that we didn't include it on the entire season even though it was basically about Teresa and Jen hiring you and somebody else to... Alright, here's what happened then dear, right? I got hired to write positive things about Teresa and Jen Aiden, but then they turned and so I turned and now

that is gonna be scorched while I rule these measures. Hey we want your baby a baby stroller. Yeah you know what though that wasn't enough a baby stroller I required it there's payments monthly payments and the well-storn okay and it wasn't just me it was other bloggers too. Oh well you know what I'm glad you mentioned that because Also here to chime in on this drama is Kathy Wickie Lee's toaster Kathy Wickie Lee's toaster Tell us what happened with Teresa and Jennifer Aiden. Well, I'll tell you what happened They said look we'll give you some screeners as long as you bring up the dirt about

Margaret and anyone else on this cast and you know what They never gave us the screeners. They just gave us an old VHS tape of the North Avenue irregular. You know what? Thanks, but no, thanks. I already have it on the laser disc waiting backstage we've got a special someone ready to come out and testify to Being harassed by Teresa for years and years. Is she ready to come out and testify to being harassed by Teresa for years and years. Is she ready to come out? Oh, fucking Kara. Oh, fucking Kara. All right. It seems like Rosie's still a little too angry to come out, so we'll just leave

her. I just wanted to read a note that she had sent to me. Andy, I do not endorseify Kamala Harris for nothing. Okay, well. Well, we try not to get political here, but apparently, all right, well, we do have yet another blogger who may be give us some insight on this scandal. Please welcome to the stage, Joji Dice's Wankrag.

All right, welcome. Tell us about this situation. So what, who cares? You know what? Here's what what who cares? You know what? Here's what I found out. You know what? Theresa made this guy, this guy makes it happy. So what?

Who cares? You know what I say about it? So what? So what? Yeah, tell us about the scandal. She was banging you? Yeah, you know, she paid me in dodo's. All right.

It was so stressful. I crashed my car on the side of the road and went and had five shots of whiskey. What you gonna do? Who fucking cares? All right. Who fucking cares? You know what? The police pulled me over. I used Nini Sun's name to get off. Like who cares? So what? All right, so nobody really... this is very confusing. I can see why we didn't include this in the season. Melissa's old butt crack. Do you have anything more to say?

I will say this. This bitch better rue the fucking day she messed with Melissa's old ass crack. All right? I will now boy here for to be changing my name to Margaret's new Bustier leakage. All right? That doesn't even make any sense. I don't fucking care. You better back the fuck off, Colin. You're going to pay.

I would like to also change my name to Jacqueline Lurita's eyelash. Is that okay? Is that name taken? All right. Well, I don't know that we're going to be able to use any of this reunion, but you know, it was super fun doing it. Teresa, Teresa standing up. Teresa, you want to give me one last hug?

Fuck you, Andy. Oh, well, I got pushed down in my chair one last time. Wait, wait chair one last time Wait wait one last thing before you guys are all fired. Let's hear everyone's Thorn and rose for the season starting with you Danielle. What was your rose and what was your thorn? All right. Well, my rose was being in New York fashion week for the first time, the biggest designer in New York motherfucking city. That's why I'm back. And my thorn, if I had a thorn, I put a right through Jennifer Aiden's goddamn temple and shove it in there until it got to a tiny little peanut of the brain and killed their ass.

Stupid bitch. All right. Rachel Fuda, you're Rose and you're a thorn. Oh, okay. I'm Rachel Fuda. Okay. Well, here's my rose, Andy. My rose is that we untied my child's tongue. It was very difficult. It was really tight. It was like triple knotted. But you know what? It's out now and now she's walking around the house saying, ex-pithallic, superphallic, hadylistic, ex-pithallic, however you spell it. I can't spell it, but she can say it. I'll tell you that. My thorn, Andy, my thorn was honestly finding out

that my husband was a Coke dealer and he never shared one goddamn thing with me, Andy. Like that's actually very hurtful. All right. No, Andy, there's a reason why I didn't fully erase my nose. I kept a little bit open for real. All right. Well, let's check in with Melissa Gorga.

Melissa Gorga, rose and thorn for the season. My rose was sending Antonia off to Delaware. Hold on, let me check. Okay, Antonia, have you made it to Delaware yet? Fuck you, mom, stop throwing me. I'm trying to be independent. Oh my God, what a rose. And my thorn.

I'm going to be independent. Oh my god, what a rose. And my thorn. I guess my thorn was having to watch my husband have so much pain from his family when my family has been kind of the best family in the history of families. Like when I look at my family and I look at random gay cousins who suddenly appear, I think, wow, wow, what joy we bring to each other in a way that's totally different. Andy, did you just fall asleep on me again? Sorry, you were boring me so badly. I thought you had about 10 different accents and a fake Chanel purse on right now. Sorry, you're not Doreen. Continue if you must. Or actually, let's just

move on. Jen, what was your rose and what was your thorn, Jen? I'm just telling my thorn, my thorn, my thorn was feeling the sting of being such a good friend, a friend who sticks up for everyone, for Teresa, for a random hairdresser, for all the good people in the world. The burden is hard and I have mental scoliosis from it, but it was worth it. And if that's my burden, then that will be my thorn. And my rose, my rose is not looking cheap like Danielle. Ha!

I'm just gonna go ahead. I'm not gonna wait for you to call my name, okay? Time is money and I'm not making any here. So here's what I'm gonna say. My rose is glass tiles. My thorn is pebble tiles. There. Hi, I'd like to show up. Sorry, I missed earlier in the reunion. My rose is electricity and the joys of having people work in my electric company. And my thorn, I think that my thorn. I think that's my thorn is divorce. Thank you very much. Mari, what's your rose and thorn? All right. Look, this is very difficult to say, okay, because obviously I've got so many roses. I've got Joe, what a rose. I mean, and a stinky,

annoying rose. A noise that could use a shower. Yes, but he's still a rose and a rose is a rose. You know what I'm saying? Also, I would like to thank Jan, who's passed, but I also loved Bella. You know what? Coffee, iced coffee. The fact that I did nothing wrong this entire season, that was good. Okay, my thorn. My thorn was spending every single day of my life since I was just a spermatozoa in a womb sticking up for Jackie Goldschneider. There. Judas. And my role was, it was bringing James Leonard onto camera so that way people could see

what Margaret did to me and my family and how we hurt Gia the most. Cause Gia, she's like studying to be a lawyer to learn how to like make macaroni. And and so like she like ruined macaroni for Gia and like she hurt my family so much and my torn my torn was like I think it was just like knowing that I had exposed my daughters to such a vicious like drug dealer like John Fuda like that was my biggest on for Sean how dare you call my husband a drug dealer again? All right Someone get John food of some water is choking on his

Italians don't drink water We're is what Italians also don't do pay the bills. We've got to get going now Thank you everybody for joining us for a tumultuous season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Most of these people will probably be fired next year until the audience realizes in three years how good they had it in 2024 season 14. We love you guys. We will see you later. And my rose is- No, Jackie, you're still not on the show, Jackie. Jackie, get behind the forgotten- I'll tell you you what my thought is trucks, trucks and my thought. All right, we're going to be doing a cheers with bone marrow and lizard for coaches, everybody.

No problem. I'm not a housewife. Oh yeah, babe. You know what? To black. Do do do do do do. Wow, Ronnie, I can't. That is I don't know why they didn't hear that. Oh yeah. To black. Wow. Ronnie, I can't, that is, I don't know why they didn't air that. I feel like that was actually a pretty, um, pretty good reunion. That was well, I'll tell you what, if that show wasn't canceled before, it sure as shit will be now.

Yeah. Okay. That was wild. Well, I'm glad we finally got some like pressing answers and we think people were confronted with things and, um, you know,. And I'm sorry, I'm hoping that this doesn't lead to any litigation, but we just felt it was important to bring it to all of you people and we hope that- We're journalists, basically. Yeah, we hope that was insightful to everyone.

Yeah, thank you for letting us, basically, Barbara Walters you. We hope you have a great one. We love you and we will see you next season no matter what it is. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Strolling the park with Caitlin Clark. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniela. Itchels! Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trick-a-lis. She's never scary, it's the green fairy. Jamie.

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