Watch What Crappens - #2520 Crappy Hour 8/12/24: Jax Gets Jax’d, Stassi Finds a New Life, and Carl Soft Launches

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben. Hi, Ben. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How are you doing, Ronnie? I'm doing so good.

I'm excited to be here for Crappy Hour. What a fun time we're having in Bravo News this week. First of all, what have you been up to? What have I been up to? Well, I went to Vegas this weekend, which was super fun. Dom and I went and we saw the Mariah Carey residency, which we loved and it was boiling, boiling, boiling hot out there in Vegas. So it was a quick in and out. But so that was good.

It was, I hadn't been to Vegas since pre-pandemic. So it's been a few years. It's great to be back in touch with Vegas. And, you know, had a chocolate cupcake today, went to the dentist. It's been a really, it's been a great day. How about you? I had some family in town.

My sister and my niece were in town. So I went and did family stuff. We did, you know, touristy stuff. I saw everywhere that Harry Styles has ever been here. That was really good. I learned a lot about Joshua Bassett being traumatized by Olivia Rodrigo. Like I learned all the like, Oh yeah. You know, traumas and stuff.

So that was all super fun. And, um, you know, barely made it out alive because you know I'm not used to being outside of my house that much much less walking around in the world in the Sun That's some bullshit. I don't know how people do it. Let me tell you there are a lot of unwashed people out there Just walking around freely. It's like free-range Homely people. I don't know where we're all even coming from only I Don't even know where we're all going from. We're all from different places and we're all smelly. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, I have to say, by the way, there is a dog here in my house

at the moment and I hear it upstairs prancing around. A dog? Who's dog? No, my friend Judy. Judy brought her dog over. This dog is so cute. I wish I could show you the dog, but this is not a dog friendly room. So there will be no dog coming onto camera, but I'm just, I am hearing all these paw noises upstairs. And I'm like, oh my goodness, there's a dog here during the Instagram live. Oh, the big news that happened by the way for everyone. Here's a reason why you should sign up

for a crapons on demand on Patreon is that today, when we were recording our recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey, there was an earthquake and I dove down to get under my desk while the camera was running because the green screen was going to topple down on me. So if anyone wants to see me diving down below a desk and looking out of sorts, I cannot literally being so unaffected. I did not give a shit. So that was pretty funny. I was just sitting here like, yeah, hey, there was an earthquake. I just dove down the bathtub. I was

like, I'm not going out like this. I'm not going out like this sitting in my chair so I can finish my sentence about Jennifer Aiden. I know going home, going dying, making up a New Jersey reunion. That was actually during the actual reunion. But we also, News got a leaked New Jersey reunion. They actually did tape a reunion. They just didn't air it because it was too toxic.

But we got it. The audio will be released tomorrow, Tuesday morning on the Crappans podcast feed. So check that out. That should be fun. And it is pretty toxic and extremely annoying. We can yeah, we can vouch for that everyone look forward to that audio, it'll be a really special thing. solid hour of pure. I understand why it wasn't aired. I understand why it wasn't aired. But we of

course, we would never ever keep any we almost can't in the middle of it in the middle of listening to it we almost inherited it we almost inherited ourselves and I think a lot of bombshells a lot of surprise a lot of bombs a lot of yeah yeah a lot of just a lot of big things happen on that that reunion so stay tuned. Okay, so let's get into some Bravo news. Okay, so we've got a bunch of Vanderpump rules type news, adjacent Vanderpump rules and Vanderpump rules adjacent news. It starts with I think Peter was, why are people, why is anybody interviewing Peter, like honestly, like, how do we live in a world that Peter is still getting interviewed?

What's happening with the world? I feel like this, I feel like we're begging for the nuke. That's, I'm just going to say that. But anyway, people are still asking him things. And he said that, uh, Tom, Tom is probably done and it's going to be rebranded pump. Now we saw kind of a hint of that when Vanderpump took the pump sign when pump closed and put it next to the TomTom sign. And yesterday I was showing my knees.

So I was like, you don't want to go in there. That's TomTom. You're we're not allowed to go in there because that's, that's, um, conspiring with the terrorists. And she was like, but that's called pump. And I said, no, it's called Tom Tom. They just did something with the sign. She goes, no, but the sign says pump.

I didn't even look at the sign, but I don't know if they changed the whole thing or not, but apparently that's what's happening. What do you think? Wow, I mean, I've seen that sign up there, but again, I thought it was just like the sentimental thing. It's interesting. It's like a little teeny pump or maybe a pump teeny, but I think it's actually, I can't tell if it's a good

move or not because on the one hand, like TomTom is TomTom. We all know it's TomTom. People say they don't want to support the Toms, but the truth is everyone is still going to those places. So I can't I don't know how toxic or or untoxic it is to have it still called Tom Tom. But truth is, it probably should be rebranded because Tom's handball has really made people there are still a lot of people who don't want to touch it with a five foot pole or 10 foot pole perhaps. And, um, but I feel like I don't like calling it pump. I feel like pump was pump and I feel like if they are going to rebrand it, just give it a different name. I just, I don't like it. What about Max Max? How about Max? Yeah. His do, you know,

how about Pandy's box? Oh, but would anybody open it? Would her husband ever open it? It would all be poached salmon. Like this is a full menu of cocktails that go well with poached salmon. You get a complimentary shawl if you come in. Angela in the comments says that Logan went online

and said it's not true, but not sure that Logan would even know. So not a terrible point. Yeah, but he would know as much as Peter is, because didn't Peter, Peter had a falling out, didn't he would know he would know as much as Peter is cuz didn't Peter Peter had a falling out Didn't he with right because he was asking Peter honey. He had about falling out with production They didn't put him in the season because he was trying to pretend like he deserved some money or something. They were like no Peter No, no, so

Okay, so there was that another thing happening in the Empire is Another thing happening in the empire is Anne, assistant Anne put up today in her stories that her hours are being cut at the sandwich shop. She was like, guys, my God, I can't believe it's here. I'm here, I'm here on Instagram. Hi, Instagram. Oh my God, it's really Instagram.

Just looking at you, I see the eye in cursive and I'm like, wow, I'm here, I'm really here. So Anne was saying that they cut her hours. So please support her podcast so they can start getting ads and she can pay her rent. So I'm not really sure what's going on. I wonder what that's all about. Yeah. I'm not sure what's going on, but I was around that area a lot this weekend, walking around by the way, Bottega Louie love you. Never been in it until, I mean, it's pure macarons and French pastries. Fucking love you right in the middle. Watching Buff people eat a cronut really gave me the cronut.

Anyway, you know, a cronut has never looked more delicious than when it was being eaten by a man in a crop top, I have to say. A crop top and roller blades. Yes. And so anyway, I was there a lot and actually they, they don't call them cronuts. They call them like crow wonderfuls or something. And they're different than cronuts cause they're actually filled with stuff. Like when was a lemon meringue one filled with meringue and one was a

chocolate one filled with chocolate. I had literally everything there. You know, I have an extra chin this week. It was worth it. Cronuts or were they that new type of croissant? Like the one you got in the Swedish airport. Cause remember that one you got in week. It was worth it. Were they Cro-Nuts or were they that new type of croissant like the one you got in the Swedish airport? Because remember that one you got in the Swedish airport? It was like that.

It was a Cro-Nut. Yeah. That's a Profluki talking or something. That's just actually, it's like a new type of croissant. It's not a Cro-Nut. It's just like a croissant that's like in like a wheel shape. And I have to tell you something. One of my biggest regrets in our European trip was when I decided in that moment that that

was the moment I was going to be healthier. my biggest regrets in our European trip was when I decided in that moment that that was the moment I was going to be healthier and you got that chocolate filled croissant and I wanted it so badly and you went and you were eating it and the chocolate was just like flopping out and I was like, Oh, and then when I wound up going back to Sweden, I looked, I looked for that croissant in the airport and I couldn't find it. And I'm to this day, I'm thinking about that croissant. It wasn't good. Only in half. Remember I threw the other half away. I thought you were just trying to like cut down on your carbs. It was it actually was not good. No, I was like, this is an empty calorie. It's not it's not worth it. It wasn't great. So okay, so there's that so and got fired. I don't know what's going on. Anyway, my point was I have been walking.

No, I don't want fucking automatic updates on my computer from you. Page six. Fuck off. Like who, who presses? Yes. Allow updates. So page six can ding you all day with their nonsense. Okay.

My point is I was walking around that neighborhood all weekend and, uh, every time I passed something about her, it was very busy. Of course they have three tables in there, but they were three full tables every time I passed by. Well, maybe the restaurant life is just not great for and maybe that's why she got her maybe her hours reduced because it's like it wasn't a total match. Maybe or maybe I mean, I don't know, they have a lot of

employees there. Remember, they had like, they had a lot of employees that we could see. And that wasn't even the back of the house. So I think you can't, and also you can't just get away with paying minimum wage around here. I mean, people were complaining that they were paying $25 an hour at a sandwich shop. I was like, holy mother. I think I made $3 back in the Skylines bowling alley days. You kids and your riches.

Of course, it's a lot of people to pay rent in 2024. But you know, when we were there and was so nice, she sat with us, we had like the sweetest time like she was just so lovely. And she was just just the best. And we'd be like, Oh, what's this sandwich called? And she's like, Oh, I always forget what that one's called. Like, okay, what about that one? Oh, I think that's a lot worth a Mary. So like, can you say her hours were reduced? I'm like, okay, well maybe it just, maybe it wasn't,

maybe it's not a full match. Maybe there was a secret shopper in there and they were like, hey, what's this sandwich? She's like, oh my God, can I phone a friend? The Big Mac, the Quarter Pounder, french fries, hippo bottles. You really look like Lisa.

You look like Lisa Vanderpump with the mustache on. No, my name is Charles Charles the food eater. It's funny. I'm not I'm not I'm the sexy Lisa Vanderpump. Chef Penny is that you? You're so silly. We should do you want to talk about the the big Lisa Vanderpump news in the world of Hulu? What is it? Oh yeah sure. So Vanderpump Villa somehow against all odds has gotten a second season.

Fine. Congratulations. And so they have cast so Stassi is going to be in the cast for season two. Stassi is also getting her own docu drama or docu series on Hulu, which is going to be like her with a bunch of people. Like the log line was like a bunch of people just trying to figure out their lives and like the neuroses. It's like a comedic and fun. And Stassi's in the center. Okay. What does that say? Tell me what it's about again.

Let me pull up the log line. Okay. Let me see. Okay. What does that say? Tell me what it's about again. Let me pull up the log line. Okay. Let me see. Okay. Yeah. I want the log line. I want log line. I want, okay. Here we go. Stasi is called Stasi says it's a comedy series starring Vanderpump rules alum,

or as I like to say, amazing race, family edition alum, Stasi Schroeder in that set the works at Hulu. So, okay. So let's see it's and okay here's here's here's the log line i found the official log line is everyone ready for a log line okay endlessly relatable utterly hysterical and questionably sane Stassi is the anchor of a fresh ensemble of comedic and chaotic characters who are dealing with identity crises and major life crossroads of their own and Stassi's the one who has to keep them all afloat. What? So what's she going to be doing? Like giving advice to weirdos?

This is what it's going to be. This is what's going to be. I like this like comedic and chaotic characters and major life crossroads. Like, oh my God, I can't believe it. I'm 42. I don't have any children. My career as an actress never worked out. Maybe I should just. I don't have any children. My career as an actress never worked out. Maybe I should just, I don't know, move to Maine and just hide off in the mountains. And Stacey will come in and say, How about you just shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear your problems. It's my birthday. Yeah, I'm not really sure about that. And then she has one I

mean, you know, good for you. I'm definitely excited to see what it is. Now I don't have a ton of faith in Hulu at the moment because I did watch half of Vanderpump, Phila. And listen, I tried, I was very excited. I campaigned within my office, which is me, Bueller and Ben. I mean, that's 33% of this office that was campaigning hard to recap that show. And it was some buttholes. Okay, it's about might as well put buttholes on lollipop sticks, because it was sucking on them. Okay, it was so beyond terrible. And like, I do appreciate the choice of adding Stasi to that show, because I do think that's a move

in the right direction. But my concern is that the show is just fundamentally awful. And like, there's there's nothing that Stasi and Lisa can do to save it because as long as it has the same people running it, and I'm trying not to go in too hard on that end because some of my Facebook appears to actually work in production, so like, sorry Facebook friend. But the truth is that the show is garbage.

It's like, it's just, we, okay, we watch below deck. We know how a workplace reality show can work. We also watch Vanderpump Rules. We know a workplace reality show can work and you can have a big ensemble and you can cover lots of ground. This show is not doing it right. The people behind the show are fucking it up left and right.

So it doesn't matter if sauce is there or not. I do not wanna ever watch the show again in my life. Yeah, and I'm not really sure because watch the show again in my life. Yeah. And I'm not really sure because it was a bunch of people who didn't really work at a place that didn't give a shit because they didn't really work at a place. And so I'm not sure how that's all going to work. Yeah. I would listen to Stasi who also doesn't work at a place and doesn't even work in that industry.

Listen, I'm used to putting my feelings aside about realism. We were Bravo fans. Okay. Yeah. I mean, listen, I've completely bought the idea that Teresa has written books. I mean, there's nothing more bullshitty than that. The woman can't even make a sentence. Okay.

Yeah. So I mean, I'll buy it. Maybe it'll be good. Who knows? We'll give it a chance. Maybe. Good luck, everybody. Good luck. I just, I'll buy it. Maybe it'll be good. Who knows? We'll give it a chance. Good luck, everybody. Good luck. I just okay, like, maybe I might sample it just to see. But like,

I don't want anyone to have any expectations that I'm going to be running to this. I think that you make a really good point, which is that with below deck Vanderpump rules, the people on those shows inherently, like they are working at a restaurant to, you know, at a restaurant to you know, make a paycheck to further their careers, get some money while they try to be actors, actresses try to, you know, pursue a career in yachting, like they're whether

or not they're just there to be on a reality show, like at least the central premise of the show makes sense. And it makes sense why people would be there. But like Vanderpump Villa like makes no sense. There's a villa in France, all these Americans are, are suddenly are going to try their best there because if they do well at the Villa, it's somehow going to get them a leg up in something and like, it just doesn't make any sense. I just don't understand why they're not leaning into what that show is supposed to be, which is poor, stupid people who actually work these restaurants, working

at the restaurants and fucking each other. That's it. That's all you need to do. You've got a Vegas one. You've got one in Lake Tahoe now and you know there's sluts in Lake Tahoe. I mean, how can you not be working at the Harris casino in Lake Tahoe? I mean, Jesus, is anyone's dick even ever in their pants? Like go watch them fuck people. You know, it's poor people fucking. I want poor people fucking. That's it. Poor. well, I'm poor fucking in America. No, he actually doesn't have to be America because below deck is around the world. But I think the other thing is the show didn't really

know if it wanted to be Vanderpump rules or below deck because below deck. One thing is that when they have their charters, you know, there's so much that's going on with the staff that they don't try to cram every charter into one episode. But with Vanderpump Villa, they really try to cram it all into one episode. So everything's very rushed and things move along, and then characters pivot.

It just is a disaster. It makes me so mad even just to talk about it. There's also some more Vanderpump rules, but Riley in the comments is bringing up the new Durenda show, which is also Bravo News. Durenda just got a new show about training people to work at Bluestone Manor. Like her Airbnb. So that one makes a little bit more sense to me. And the reason why you would think it's the exact same as Vanderpump Villa, but it makes sense to me because I believe that this is something that

Dorinda would do. I believe that she would rent it out. I think that should be also hilarious. But the question is, who is producing the show? Like, is it going to be another Murry show? Then it will probably ship. It'll suck. But if it's gonna be a Bravo show or something on Peacock, it might actually be good. Okay, well, we'll see. I don't know, you know, I'm always rooting for Dorinda just because they're crazy. It's like you can't you can't love Dorinda that's for sure it's time for a commercial it's time for a crappence commercial my name is georgia king and i am thrilled to be the host of and away we go a brand new travel podcast on wondery plus where we'll be whisked away on immersive adventures all around the world. Where we go, what we do, what we eat, drink and listen to will all be up to my very special guests. We've got Ben Schwartz taking

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Katie is apparently dating some dude from love Island. I'm assuming you have some Intel on that. They were spotted together. I was asked, which is called like talking disrespectful of respectable disrespected or whatever with Dana Kattan. Dana is like, so Katie, I heard and Katie's like, Oh my God, you heard what? And she's like, Katie, I heard, wait a minute. What did you hear? Katie, I heard that you like went to dinner with someone. Katie's like, yeah, well, I'm not going to like confirm it, but nor am I gonna like deny it either. Because like, maybe I was there, but maybe also, I wasn't. So I guess, I guess the rumor is that she went on a date with Connor from Love Island USA. Connor was like one of the first male bombshells. He was this really hunky guy from California who had also the biggest Californian accent. He was like, yeah,

like one of the things I love to do is I work out and like, I really like to read and like, that's just like what I like to do. And the idea of Katie dating Connor is so hilarious to me. I mean, he's hot, so good for you on that. But he, there was not a lot of personality or brains there. It just didn't seem to, it just doesn't, I guess the thing is this. We're talking about Katie. What do you think?

The girl knits all day. I mean, the girl, her claim to fame is having a chalkboard that said, Bubba. See, here's the thing though. She cosplays as a hipster, but she doesn't actually go for hipsters except for, well, there was, you know, weird Al Besh, mama said, Bessham. Well, we're now shallow may. That's a no. Yeah.

Now shallow may. That was the closest she ever got to a hipster. But like she does the whole hipster thing. She's like, I love music. She has a record player. She does sort of hipster hobbies like Yeah, she has. She totally has like an urban outfitters record player. with a with a good body. She still does like she just goes for the someone who you might find working at Sir. It's like lady, what have you not taken any lessons from your your time with Tom Schwartz? Don't don't go for anyone who looks like they may hang out on the sunset strip. Just don't go for them.

I we're getting something in but I think Katie is just boning him. I think Katie is like, why can these pig men screw young hot girls and I can't screw a hot young guy every once in a while to which I say boning him. I think Katie is like, why can these pig men screw young hot girls? And I can't screw a hot young guy every once in a while. To which I say, you go girl. I mean, I think she's still living on her Caprese sandwich high where she's like, I have a sandwich shop and it was designed by the same person who does nor Efron movies.

So I'm going to fuck some dude from love Island and that's it. Yeah. I'm going to live my best life. And I say more power to you, madam. If she's just fucking him, then I say more power to you. And honestly, she's the one who's gonna have to deal with him afterwards lying there and baby like, so that was pretty cool. I was thinking about maybe next I might like work on my lats. I

don't know. You want to do a workout? You want to do a quick workout right now? I don't know. I was thinking about it. Um, there's more but should we take a break? Let's take a little break from Vanderpump rules because like, honestly, I'm like bored of it, even though there's more stuff. Um, so what do you want to do next? You pick next. Well, um, but then I'm putting rules on what you can pick, pick whatever you want. No, no, no, it's fine. We're going to do a Vanderpump rules pause. We're going to come back. There's some stories about Jacks that everyone's talking about, but let's talk about some Olympics

news, some news from the Olympics that does not have to do with a 36 year old professor break dancer. Let's talk actually her age has nothing to do with it. So I take that back. What was up with her? Her name is like jigsaw or something. No, her name. Her name is Reagan. Her name is like jigsaw or something? No, her name her name is Reagan. Her name is

No, her name is a right. She'll right. She'll gone. She has a breakdown ray gun Reagan. Oh ray gun So like jamboree, please don't steal it if you're out there and you're a break dancer and you're like guy I heard the name jamboree. I'm jamboree, but there's more news that came out of the olympics, which is that um, you know You know bravo liberties went to the Olympics. Well, at least one did Marcus Jordan, Marcus Jordan. And guess what he was caught doing? He was doing that at the Olympics.

Yeah, he was in France doing a coke. I think you know what? Now let me check. Now I feel like I'm spreading. I mean, it looks like he was snorting coke. I mean, we don't know for sure what it was, but there were perhaps pictures of him bent over, like going like this with the metal thing.

And then his, his coke veins were popping. It was in France at the very least. He comes out, but what does he do? He doesn't work all day. Good for him. You go boy. I wish I could do that still. My fucking heart would pop in two seconds.

Stupid blood pressure. If anybody can get me decent blood pressure medication so that I could repair my blood pressure and become a coke head again that would be great thanks miss the days Yeah he was in the south of France actually so maybe not at the Olympics but Olympics adjacent and but you know he works in fashion and he was in France and he is the child of a celebrity like this is basically him having like an afternoon yogurt. Like this is not what does he care? But the pictures are like, it is just so blatant. It is like,

it is just, there's no way around it. He is just doing coke in public. You know, you know, oh, this reminds me. So I have a friend who's on vacation and they're showing all of their Glorious glamour shots you did this when you were on vacation and very good on New York very good for time Don't say that so accusatory. No, I know No, I know it sounds like that, but I didn't do it That's not because I'm better than you I literally am too lazy to press send on a picture but like you do it in such a glorious way

Like I was looking at yours. Okay, let's just talk about you So I was looking at yours and I was like, wow, Ben is really living the life. It's gorgeous pictures, gorgeous this, but I'm just lazy. So I don't really feel like, God, I wish I was doing that. And I just think, wow, those are gorgeous pictures. But when I saw the Marcus pictures in France, I was like, that's where I want to be. Now that's a vacation picture. That guy is skiing just the right way.

I want it. I want that add again. It was like seeing, it was like seeing a great chapter played back, but you know, I was hotter, bigger and richer. Listen, we love seeing skiing in the summer Olympics. It's unexpected. So can I pause? Can I not pause?

But like, I know we are here to talk about Bravo and Bravo Gossip, etc. Can I talk about something from the Olympics that has been pressing? It's on my mind. Yeah. Rhythmic gymnastics. Oh my God. Is it new? No, it's been around since forever. But the thing is that it normally gets shoved off to like you just see it as a brief clip. But because peacock Aha, there is Italian peacock put like every single sport up on the platform. So if you want to see any sport, you can just watch it. And I watched Friday night. I watched three hours of rhythmic rhythmic gymnastics. I'm telling you, it is like the most amazing

thing. And I do not know why we do not give these rhythmic gymnastics like these people, these women doing this sport, why they don't get as much cred as regular gymnastics because what they are doing is pure magic and it is absolutely insane and you also know that they are all probably crazy and their coaches look crazy and I feel like there's like a reality show in there somewhere. So do they do gymnastics? Are doing gymnastics, but just to songs? Well, I did hip hop yoga one time and it was like, pass that Dutch, pass that. It's similar to that. You were like doing really fast down dogs, you know? No, what they do is they have for the singles, there's also a group event and the group

is the group event like doesn't even make sense. You're like, this is this is CGI. This is not these are not humans doing this. But for the singles, they have four different like props they have to use. So first they have to do a routine with a hula hoop and that hula hoop, they're throwing it. They're going through it. They're bouncing it. It is going everywhere, everywhere.

And then they have to do one with the ball and that ball they're rolling the ball down their back and they're bouncing it. They're kicking it with their foot. They're rolling around. They're doing like, oh, and they're doing all these things tapping their head with their toes. And then there's one with like mallets they toss those in the air and then, you've never felt pain like watching a little 16 year old girl drop a ribbon. Like you never knew pain like that. So I have to say it was absolutely amazing. There's a lot of that. There's a lot of take backs at the Olympic this year. Cause look,

I'm not watching it because honestly I like, I'm too tired. I just turned it on. I'm like, this is exhausting even watching all these thin people So I don't do that But I have been reading a little headlines that are making people mad and and people are apparently just like winning medals and then getting Them taken away. No, it's bullshit. You can't just have take back seas Olympic judges You can't just pick you want a medal just kidding. You don't win it anymore They literally get off on doing that. They are totally Because it's happening a Because it's happening a lot. It's happening a lot. Yeah, no, it was ridiculous. By the way, Mike Bowman says the bear

polo player from Croatia. I have to look that person up. I definitely saw Hungarian polo player who is very hot. That was yeah, the stuff on the gymnastics gymnastics basically for people who have not heard this is that Jordan Childs was he got a bronze. She got the bronze because her Yeah, the stuff on the gymnast gymnastics. Basically for people who have not heard this is that Jordan Chiles was human got a bronze. She got the bronze because her coach made like an inquiry to say wait a second he messed something up judge and so the judges are like oh we did mess something up.

Guess what she did better than we said. So now she gets she's now it gets to be in third place and she gets the bronze but then team Romania was like you made you filed that complaint four seconds after the deadline and so they're like oh yeah you're right so then they um it was like an illegal inquiry because you have to make it within the first minute which was ridiculous so she lost it and now they're appealing it's a mess and stupid it's because the judge's fault but um there's a lot you saw you saw the You, I think we talked about the pole vaulter, right? You saw the pole vaulter.

Of course. I saw the wiener news. I have like a Google alert set up for wiener news. Whenever a wiener does anything newsworthy, I get it in my, in my news. So yeah, I did see the guy mess up the pole vaulter because of his gigantic wiener. Um, there's someone in comments named stay fly who just wrote, is it me or is Alexis from real Housewives of Orange County looks like Alf in a wig?

Yeah, that's fair. You know, the little boy from Alf died like two weeks ago. Could you not bring it down when I've got a giant smile? I'm trying to enjoy this moment. Jesus. I love you. All right. This is the part of the recording where the sun starts to take over Ronnie's lower half. It's my favorite thing that happened. One day this house will get down and I will have a studio in here. But for right now, I'm living in this shitty little basement with a crooked camera and sunlight only. Okay air conditioner well either way someone says bend the reflection from your glasses is driving me crazy well you know what drives me crazy having to wear them it's not my fault yeah maybe you could get some oh I saw Deadpool someone's talking about Deadpool in here I saw Deadpool

you're bringing it down it cost me why is Deadpool bringing it down it cost me $30 plus $15 to park in the valley $15 plus $15 or $20 or something for snacks. What the fuck someone said you're glowing Ronnie literally my face is only my turn to Santa. I'm literally flying too close to the sun. Also, while we're reading comments in here, Sarah, someone named Sarah says, is it me or is Ronnie looking more and more like Heather Gay? Someone named Sarah said I need to see a wig. Someone says then turn down your screen brightness. Okay, I could do that.

Oh, God, that's so funny. Okay, that was cracking me up. Okay. So we should probably do some Bravo News. Okay. So let's see here. So the big news out of Vanderpump Rules, because this is kind of a Vanderpump Rules themed date, not on purpose, but literally. No, you know what? We won't go back to Vanderpump Rules. Let's talk about Louis from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Did you see the video? We talking to Teresa on her podcast? No, I didn't see that yet.

You know, you know, you know, three, like I love your girls. I just love them so much. And like we're traveling, we're in Greece or whatever. And I was just telling them, you know, you know, be young, being what you can, you know, have fun, you know, wear a thong. So I got them thongs. They wore them. I walked behind him. Just wearing the thong. Yeah. I said, you know, just little come sit on

daddy's lap a little bit. I mean, just growth. I heard about that. He was saying like, wear a thong and treats like yeah. Right. Right. Right. This guy is garbage show. And Teresa is so gross too. I'm so glad the show's over so I can just say it. She's so gross. My god enough lady you're setting. She's like the worst. She's setting your kids up with a groomer in the house sounds like a smart plan. Teresa. He's just a piece of shit. He's he he is, he's just, I don't know, like, I just, again, I don't understand how you can wear a transcend t-shirt and then, like, wish that someone's

child suffers. Like, it's just, like, Listen, I've wished for people's children to suffer. I'm not going to pretend that I'm above it. I've definitely, I've definitely looked at someone and been like, you know what, a pox on your house and your children's house and your children's house. Like, I like it biblical when God was like, Cain's a bitch, and so guess who's going to be tortured? Everybody from Cain for the rest of eternity. Like, I'll still look at people I hate and be like, that's a child of Cain. But here's the thing, though. It's one thing to be like, oh, fuck those kids, you know? But the thing is that if someone were even to say, Oh, I hope that Gia has a bad day tomorrow, it'd be like, how could you even

say that about my child and keep the children out of it? And yet he has full liberty to say, I hope her son suffers. By the way, I just want to point out, see now I can't even see the comment that I posted because it's too dark. Guess what, everyone, those reflections are coming back. Bonnie, Bonnie in the chat says lobster molester, which is funny because I think that she's saying that Louis always looks sunburned. But I also like to think that he's like molest, he probably does, he probably does molest lobsters. Look at the fucking guy. He knows like a lot of the main

was still in the main little, little tree. Yeah, he's disgusting. Oh, here's what I was still in the main. I have a little tree. Yeah. He's disgusting. Oh, here's what I was going to Google. I was like, what am I trying to Google? I'm trying to Google Louie Ruelas apology to Margaret because this was kind of funny. So as we just saw in the, uh, reunion or the non reunion that they have for Jersey out, uh, Teresa, they were like, Teresa, Louie saying he wants Margaret's kids to suffer. He's not going to go over one tree being like, mine can't suffer. You know how long they was wearing panties before

Louie freed them of those. They were sovereign. And so she refused to accept that what Louis said was wrong. Well, I guess they kind of changed their tune once the audience started getting wind of that. And so he issued this apology. The finale was very tough for me to watch. And I wanted to address it with you all. After watching the finale, I was disappointed in my actions. Bringing a Margaret Joseph son. The reason he was even brought up was because I've been dealing with being falsely accused of calling Margaret's son at his work, which is simply not

true. They have the phone records of you calling the son at work, sir. For the last year, Margaret kept putting this narrative out there that I called his son at work and I've had to deal with it, knowing I'm being lied on. Still, I know better not to bring someone's child up and it's something I deeply regret so I want to apologize. There's been a lot of toxicity on the show that's affected everyone on the show. We've been dealing with a lot of frustrating things behind the scenes and it's been very hard for our entire family and my children who've been really impacted by all the time. Oh God, shut up about your fucking children. All of you. All of you on YouTube, Margaret,

with somebody called my child at work. Somebody called my child at work. It was called everybody, okay? It was called some lady pretending to be a beautiful Asian lady with gigantic boobs trying to spam me when I was trying to just text the other day. Everyone gets phone calls.

Let's stop crying about the kids. Whenever anybody gets in trouble on this show, they say, you hurt my children with that. Shut up about your kids, Louie. Nobody cares. You know, Jayden in the comments says, Teresa's kids suffered because she put them on reality television. I mean, it's kind of a good point if you don't want your kids to suffer. Don't put them on TV. And Margaret Tieford did not put her child on reality TV. Well, she kind of did a little. She had him on that time. Remember when she was a photographer.

He's an adult. And you're muted, Ronnie. You muted yourself by accident. Sorry, but you could probably tell what I was saying anyway. Yeah. But now if someone really was fucking with the children, I would say don't fuck with the children. But no one is fucking with the children.

The children are all fine. You guys are just taking old people fights and then saying, but I have children. Let's stop. Okay. Congratulations on your human pollution that you've dropped all over the earth. And I stopped using it as a defense every time and you know, how it falls in your fights. Can we cross the Hudson river?

Yes. Cause I'm furious for no reason now. Look at me. I'm so mad. And I know you're so mad.'re so mad. It's on I'm turning purple. It's actually not even the sun. This is just your rage blazing on your chest. We have news. Real Housewives of New York season 15 is coming back October 1. The trailer drops tomorrow. I hate that they drop trailers on Tuesdays because we have our

show like crappy hours on Mondays. Come on Bravo work with us so the trail so Brynwood field has teased the upcoming rollercoaster season quote unquote and it's gonna be back October 1st, which is Tuesday's it'll be Tuesday nights and She is saying that like filming was intense, but also fun. By the way, someone on Reddit said they hate when I do her voice and I go like this. I'm sorry to your delicate.

I'm sorry to your delicate ears. And I'm not even saying that from a snarky way. Like I'm truly, I'm truly sorry, but I also can't stop doing it. I literally can't because that's what she does. Okay. She's like, it's an intense season. Some would say filming this season was hard. But yeah, she has that. Yeah, I'm thinking really hard.

Let me tell you what I'm gonna do this season. Read rare books to impress rich guys. Well, now she says, here's a quote. This season's a roller coaster. I mean, last season, we were the hot freshmen. It was fun. Now we're like, has what's honey? It's like New York. It's intense.

It's spicy, but it's fun and it's silly. I do not believe you. But I'm also very excited because I always, you know, and we've talked about this, I think three times a year when everybody starts freaking out saying bravo's over because like, honestly, what are we gonna do? You know, my ass can't wait a table. So that always scares me. But we always have the discussion like, what if bravo's over? And so look, I want it to succeed because there have been some moments this year where it's like, uh, what do we do in here? What I said, I had some flickers of potential.

We've had flickers. I think that's normal. And oh, you mean New York? Yeah. Oh yeah. But the other way, New York for a lot of times I was like, oh, you know, yeah, I like New York for, I would say, the first solid three quarters, until we got to the point where I was like,

oh wait, so there's nothing coming, right? You know? Like I can keep that anticipation going, just hoping it's gonna crescendo, and then it just doesn't. Now that said, I'm very excited to see what they do, and I'm wishing them the best. I'm wishing them the best too,

because look, if Dubai can rebound, then the world is our oyster for New York. I think now they've had a taste of fame, now they have some egos, like some unhealthy ego perhaps. I think many of them are angry at Jessel that she became so popular and had like a profile on Rolling Stone. I think they're gonna try to take her down. I think now the vanity of it all is going

to kick in hopefully. But what I'm hoping we don't have a lot is like, Oh look, size opening a box. Look everyone, Si got something from made well. I don't know. Like I don't really like I don't need to see the influencing side of it as much. Um, by the way, everyone go check out quest. I did some influence. Um, I literally just, I know, but it's like, but the thing is this though, housewives, like I want to see into a world I don't get to see into and like seeing someone, Oh God, I don't want anything else taking place in the gym. I'll tell you that right now.

But, um, I think like, hopefully, hopefully they've gotten, you know, a lot of people were of our mindset. Like a lot of people were like, it's a snooze fest. Despite the fact that they tried, there was an attempt to make it seem like it was the hottest thing ever. It was like, oh my God, the new felony is instantly iconic. But then once everyone kind of like settled down, It was like, oh my God, the new Rony is instantly iconic. But then once everyone kind of like settled down, it was like, oh yeah, it's kind of boring. So I don't know, but I'm hopeful that they've gotten

the memo and they're gonna tighten it up and you know, be more fun. Yeah, I mean, so many things just take a little while to warm up. Look what Dubai, Dubai's killing it. Dubai has been great. Yeah. And you know, I actually don't know if Dubai

is that much better than it was the first season or if we're just used to it now. Sometimes it just takes you just have to get used to stuff. I don't know. Like sometimes I think it's better. Sometimes I think not really. I mean, I think Stambury herself is better, but I think everyone else is pretty much the same, but I'm enjoying it more.

That's for sure. Whatever it is, I'm enjoying it. Yeah. I think Stambury has a better attitude. I think the women are a little bit less invested in trying to sell Dubai to us and be like, this is a world of money. Look, it's money ice in the pools. And now they're just like having petty arguments, which is really just what we want. You know? Yeah. Um, I think that I did the Instagram stream wrong. Sorry. Sorry. Anybody. I want to see it.

We're not on the, we're not on there. So I think we just have this vertical orientation. You know what? That's okay. You're right. Now maybe in another decade, we're going to get this. Okay. So let's say the next piece of news for the day, Katie dated a love Island guy. Oh, this was a big piece of news in the Vandermarm rules world. I keep saying that and then talking about other things.

And that is Jack's checking himself into rehab. Now this is a difficult one because as Jack's knows, I'm sure when you say you're checking into rehab, people need to not make fun of you and leave you alone. Now the problem is sorry that this is CSI and terrorism is about to happen. That was my ringtone, which is actually the ringtone from 24 because I'm a big 24. 24. Right, right. Counterterrorism. You know, CTU. This is CTU, not CSI. Yes. That's Chloe calling.

Yeah. The problem is that people like Jax, when they do something really, really bad, know that to shield themselves from criticism, they can just say, I had to go away and then we all have to stop. Now, I'm going to say that, but I also am not going to go trash them too hard because I don't know what even happened. What did happen? Nobody knows. All we know is that they're in the middle of the season and Jax announced he's going to rehab to take care of himself. Lisa Vanderpump has come out and said, I support all of my employees.

I called Jax and I hugged him with cameras. I said, cameras, hug Jax. And so she's trying to help him, but Brittany is not having it because they're trying to make Brittany and by they, I mean, Jax probably is trying to make Brittany look like a damn slut for cheating on him or not, you know, screwing around while she, cause they're not together technically, but screwing around while she knows he's in rehab with some other love Island guy. But then other people are saying she's not screwing that guy. They're just doing promo together for something.

And Jax is probably spreading this rumor that she's out, you know, acting like a harlot while he is just trying to fix himself in rehab. So Brittany came out and this is from page six, Brittany Cartwright blasts disgusting ex Jax Taylor for allegedly lying about donating to cancer research. Because apparently Jax did some cameos and said, I'm on cameo, hit me up, all the proceeds are going to cancer people.

And then did not give any of the money to the cancer. Of course not. Of course not. For anybody crying over Jax and his rehab, et cetera, et cetera, please give me a break for just five minutes and think about that story. Well, it's good to see Jax, still a mess. Can't wait to see the next season of The Valley,

see how this all pans out. See how all those people feel like idiots for welcoming Jax in their fold while alienating Kristen Doty and realizing the folly of their ways that they welcomed with open arms a guy who lies about donating to cancer charities, which is by the way also I think illegal. Yeah. I think that's a fraud. Someone is saying, please discuss Lala and Sheen are sneak

forcing themselves onto the valley. That's funny. Is that happening? That does not surprise me. We do not need them on the valley. I'm just going to say that right now. I don't need them. I don't want them to stay away from the valley. Like I can understand Sheena on the valley a little bit more. She just I don't know why, but like Lala, I don't know, I don't see Lala as a valley type, but yeah, they're gonna try to, they're gonna try to wedge themselves onto that show. Because I'm sure there'll

be a season of the valley way before there's a season of Antipump Rules. I mean, Ariana's back on Broadway, yada, yada, yada. And she's a rock cat. Did you see I just saw a rock that thing and then she didn't she just also post something with Megan Hilty? She's like fully Broadway baby. Working at the five and two. Okay. So that's the Brittany stuff.

Um, uh, Lisa comforts, Jack Stasi gets two shows. Okay. Did you read the Carl's software? Did we talk about this? No, but I saw you wrote that on there and I want to see what this menu is. Okay. Tell us. So it is called soft. Oh, softball. Drum roll. It's officially happening. Follow along at softball cafe for more updates and announcement coming your way soon. So people are saying this is shitty of him because the whole, I need more softness

and tenderness. I just want some softness and tenderness, Lindsey. And then he calls his boss, his bar soft and people are like, Oh, that's so petty Carl. But then he said, no, it's, uh, no, it's because I was in Europe. Yeah, that's right. The EU Europe. Um, you know, over there, they have a whole movement called the soft movement and that's

for drinks. They don't have alcoholism. I was like, really Carl? Like soft drinks? Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. You're on.

Didn't he say, didn't he say that or someone said that that sodas are often referred to as softs in restaurants. I don't know if that's true or not. Yeah, we know Carl, they're called soft drinks here too, but he's like, oh, the dear up. So, I'm seeing a menu on, there's so much noise upstairs. Can you guys hear it? Is it distracting? But I'm seeing a menu on Reddit of the sloth. Like Mr. Belvedere at the end of the day. So this is the soft friends and family celebration. Hall some soft cocktails. The first one.

OK, by the way, first of all, all everything in the menu. The drink names are written in the Monaco font. I think it's Monaco or maybe Chicago, but either way, I know it's a brat summer and we're really into like, you know, retro type faces like Ariel, but like, come on now. So garden party. Welcome to the garden party. So there's some Almavé, Blanco, Tomato, Basil, Lemon Thyme, Aquafaba and Lemon. Hydrating plus hydrating blend with electrolyte trace minerals. Why don't you just say garden party with deuce deuce deuce Blanco deuce tomato deuce basil lemon

deuce deuce deuce deuce deuce. I don't even know what the fucking ingredient not deusche in this. Now I will say this sounds fine. But why are we, why are we trying to make because it's trying to make like a, it's trying to do, uh, like trying to emulate an egg white foam, which by the way, at this point, why don't you just do an egg white like, yeah, garden party. I think that you can't put an animal product in the garden party. I mean, even if you're not a poop, what do you think's fertilizing everything? Okay. I say put an egg white. Don't do don't give me aqua faba. All right. I'm it's already there's already no booze in this. At least give

me a proper egg white folk. They should call it Luke. I am your aqua faba. Okay, so then they have a soft spritz, which is liars, liars, liar, cosensis, liar, liars, Italian orange, primo, pavé, rosé, like a lot of accents on vowels. So we'll sit in a lot of accents. A goose. A little bit of a rose. Rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, rose, Hey, put your Pave Rosé on me.

Sparkling, strawberry, pink, peppercorn, and CO2. Is that carbon? It's an uplifting blend. Vitamin B3, vitamin B12, and also Rhoduleo Rosa. I thought that said rosacea. It says rhodiola rosea. So this is a soft spritz. Doesn't feel like a spritz at all.

Like a spritz is like wine and bubbly together, right? This is like five different things, but that's fine. Do you? The high road, which is what I take, unlike Lindsay. This is a this is a cocktail that Lindsay's never had because she doesn't understand the concept of high road hall. Everleaf Forests. Yeah, we actually took a forest and

put it in a drink everly forest. What the fuck is that? Okay. I'm gonna look it up. Everleaf forest seed lip spice. That's like the lips of, uh, it's an alcoholic aperitif with saffron. Oh, it's Madagascan vanilla. Oh yeah. Saffron and you know what I think of when I think of saffron and Madagascan vanilla. Of course, I think of forests. What are you talking about? Saffron comes in flowers, forests. Okay, so there's also seed lip spice chamomile passionfruit, white peppercorn and coconut whey. Oh, yeah, get your protein

in there. It also has a calming blend of magnesium glycinate and T-theanine. Girl, is this what people do now? I mean, whatever happened to heroin? You know what I mean? What are you guys doing out there? I mean, I love this like whole kind of clean movement and like, you know, I don't expect you to all do heroin, but who wants to go out for drinks to party on the weekends and have a calming blend of magnesium glycinate and L. Thinning, get the fuck out of here. Okay. Hey, here's the next cocktail. It's called summer should be shandy, which is a play on words.

Not really. Actually. It's just substituting one word for another from a quote that I don't even have. And it's an athletic brewing or ripe pursuit. I didn't even know that those words could be used together and would therefore be something that goes into a cocktail. Athletic brewing.

Athletic brewing, ripe pursuit. What the fuck is that? I almost skipped that one because I was tired of drink names, but athletic brewing, ripe pursuits. No, stop it. Wait and the next ingredient is Little Saints. Okay, I'm just mad at this. I'm just like this could be a very delicious cocktail but like if the first two ingredients don't or just don't even

make sense conceptually athletic brewing right pursuit and Little Saints going what does that mean? I think they must be non-alcoholic liqueurs or something, but that's the name of them. So they don't make sense. Little Saints is a sugar-free, non-alcoholic cocktail with functional mushrooms in place of alcohol. Functional mushrooms. Listen, no lazy mushrooms here.

Oh, girl! Wait a second, I have a question. These mushrooms are healthy and know how to communicate with their partners. Carl, does this mushroom have a function? Yeah, actually it serves a purpose. Oh yeah, I need us checking. Hey man, I was just looking, I need to return the soda.

I don't think the mushrooms are working. They seem to be a little dysfunctional. Well, that is Carl's place. So good luck to him. I, you know, I, we'd like to fuck around, but he's going to find out. Just kidding. Good luck to him. I, you know, I, we'd like to fuck around, but, um, he's going to find out. I'm just kidding. Good luck to him.

Um, I mean, I'm sure they're all delicious making moves, you know, maybe it's going to be great. Who knows? I will say, I think the concept in general, I think sober bars are making a goal of it. I've heard a lot of them doing their thing out there. So that's good. You know, I'm keeping pretty sober these days, so I'm all for it. I guess I want, I just can't imagine saying, let's go out to not do something like,

Ben, do you want to come out and not drink with me? That just seems weird. Like you need to have an activity that's not based around drinking. Like we can go enjoy ourselves having dinner or we can go to, you know, I don't know, a movie in a park. I don't know, go can go cruise downtown together and have some sex, buy some newsstands. I don't know, go can go cruise downtown together and have some sex plants and do stands. I don't know something but the idea of just like let's meet up and not do something together sounds weird. Let's get I was not drink. Listen, I think that despite everything all the shit by the

way, that didn't even matter if this was Carl or not, I would have made from the menu about the same thing. But that being said, I think that as a right now it's kind of like a food truck, right? It's kind of like a cart or whatever. It's like when I once went to a party in the Hamptons, and there was like a little apparel spritz cart that came that was like sponsor was like the apparel people came and they had like a little apparel spritz cart. And so I think it's like that, which I think is actually

that's, that's great. Like that's what the pitch should have been, which is like, I want to start like a soft alcohol I think is actually that's, that's great. Like that's what the picture to ban, which is like, I want to start like a soft alcohol business, that, that, that, that, whatever. Um, but like what I don't want is here's what, where I get mad as Ronnie gets like disintegrated by the whatever cause bird box. So what I don't like is that if this does well, I don't want them to be like, so you should have never had any faith in me at all. It's like, see, she'd never had any faith in me at all.

It's like, no, it's that you pitched the idea of like a brick and mortar, like sober drinking facility when she's like, how are we gonna support this family? And you choose like the riskiest type of thing. And she's like, no. But also he took that advice. You know what?

I think we did talk about this on the last Crappy Hour because I remember saying all the same stuff. She, he did end up, he can't say, you know, she didn't believe in me and I did it anyway, cause he's actually taking her advice. She said brick and mortar was stupid and he is not doing brick and mortar. He's doing it in a van. So he's like traveling around in a van and doing pop-ups. And I think that's actually smart cause he can just go do these pop-ups and get that fan money in every little town Absolutely. This is the version it should have been and also one could make an argument that the reason why his soft concept might actually be successful is because

There was so much controversy wrapped up in it on the season like because Lindsey was like no This is not good. Like in fact, I almost think that if Lindsay said yeah that's a cool idea it would have come and gone it would have just been like a silly thing off to the side and it actually would not have gotten off the ground the irony is that he needed to actually get resistance from Lindsay for the entire concept of this for this to even be like noteworthy of being on anyone's radars yeah um so that's that do you want to talk to some people yeah we should bring. Do you want to talk to some people? Yeah, we should bring some people up. Let's talk to some people. We talked a lot of nonsense today.

We're not gonna have as much time, but let's bring a couple of you all up here. For those of you who are listening to this audio when it's posted later, thank you so much for being here and we'll talk to you next time. For those of you who are just on YouTube, stay and we'll do some live calls. Bye everybody. Thanks for being here. Bye. Watch What Crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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