Watch What Crappens - #2521 RHOC S18E06 Part One: Grin and Big Bear It

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

Dueling trips on Real Housewives of Orange County leads to dueling pettiness, and we love it.  Gina takes half the women to La Quinta to squat at Elizabeth Vargas’s (!) mansion.  Meanwhile, Tamra brings the other half to her leaky mountain home.  Gossip, fights, and hot dogs ensue. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me as usual is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronnie Karam and his dog, Bueller. What's going on? Well, hello. Yeah. Bueller's Bueller's getting into getting into position. What's going on with you? Not much. Just, uh,

just getting, getting ready to recap some orange County with you. Also, I just guested on Morally Corrupt with Rachel Lindsay, and that show is going to be dropping later today. So after you're done listening to this episode, go listen to Rachel's episode. She was so fun, so cool. And again, I just love when someone really knows their housewives. So, uh, Rachel and Call Kelly were wonderful. Thanks for having me. Go check them out and subscribe to their podcast too.

Do it. Yes. What's going on with you, Ronnie? Are you excited? What did you think about Orange County last night? I loved it. I'm getting a smart toilet installed upstairs. So really all I can think about is getting my butt warmed, even though it's like 100 degrees outside. But I still just want to sit on a warm seat and see if it makes a difference. Is it going to change my life? Am I going to think differently? Am I going to be smarter?

You will be. Smart toilets make smart people. Smart butt holes make smart men. Are you going to get a smart mirror too? Well, they call them smart mirrors. I don't know why really. I mean, they're just lit differently. They're like, and they can be found and then they defog. But I mean, does that really make it smart? That's kind of like a dumb smart mirror. There's TVs behind some of them, but like, what am I going to watch?

I'm like already so mad that raised all their prices on everything. I turned to Amazon and they had a damn commercial on there. I almost freaked out. Has that happened to you yet? To Amazon.com? No, to Prime, on Prime. I was watching something on Prime and a commercial came on. And then I Googled, here's exactly my Google term. Why the fuck is there a commercial on my damn, unbreakable, not unbreakable, what's the superhero show? The Boys. The Boys.

Why is there a goddamn commercial on The Boys and it was like, you need to pay an extra $3 a month. I was like, I work for you. I know. I'm an employer. It's bullshit. It is, it is, it is total bullshit. So anyway, my point is my butthole needs to be warmed.

You see, that's what the world is doing to me. All I want is a warm butthole. I don't even want a TV behind my thing because it's going to cost me more money. But yes, I have a smart mirror. I want to look hotter and I want a warm butthole. Everyone deserves a warm butthole. I think that's like, I think that's our right. No, they don't. Not everybody does deserve a warm butthole. That's why it's especially amazing when you get one. Listen, don't take away my meritocracy butthole. I got a warm butthole because I did something special. If everyone's butthole is warm, then no one's butthole. I got a warm butthole. Yeah, because I did something special.

If everyone's butthole is warm, then no one's butthole is warm. Exactly. Warmth to everyone's butthole is warmth to no one's butthole. Yeah, and then it'll be cold after cold, but. Anyway, speaking of warm and cold, let's get on to this episode.

Speaking of buttholes, let's talk about this Gina episode. Speaking of buttholes, let's talk about this Gina episode. This episode, I actually, I hope you're proud of me because I controlled myself. I wanted to text you right away. I was like, I did. You want a fucking medal? Okay, you can come warm your butthole over here. What did I say?

I thought I, I said Horace, Horace Shannon is my new favorite Shannon. And I said, LOL, I haven't watched yet. And you said, I want like 10 minutes in and it's hilarious. Okay, I take it all back. I did not control myself. That first, the first one is, I controlled myself from pooping in that heated toilet immediately.

There's probably a log up there. Let's face it. So I was like the first 10 minutes of the show, I was just cracking up because there's so much shit going on between all these women that the first 10 minutes was just them all rehashing it. And I just was cracking up at all the ridiculous feuding that's going on with this cast. Yeah, this show's pretty funny, yeah.

Yeah, it's great. It's pretty infuriating too, you know. But it's pretty funny. You concentrate on the lighthearted stuff and all get ready to publicly assassinate Tamra and not really, what if someone did? Gina. Is it an assassination if they're not?

No, Gina didn't even make me mad today because Gina was the victim. And you see, I'm very easily swayed. You know how I am with these, the housewives know how to get me because they will take the worst person and then they'll kind of attack them and they'll be like, don't everybody attack one person, save Blake Lively. Just kidding. Fuck her. But you know what I mean. I love Gina getting her due this week. It was really very satisfying to me. And I love, Shannon, by the way, to the point, I loved Shannon without her voice because she's extra Shannon-y when she has a hoarse voice. She's like, oh, that's, I'm doing okay. I don't have a voice.

But then again, me being voiceless is nothing new after my relationships with Johnny J. Oh God, I just called him Johnny J. John Jansen and David. I saw her on an interview, I think Entertainment Tonight, and he's like, so Shannon, I'm going to read you a quote from John Jansen from when John Jansen and, it's like hard news, you know how he's talking, when John Jansen and Alexis Bellino went on the Carlos King podcast to talk about you. First, can I just play a clip of Carlos King? I am the king of all of reality.

Fucking Carlos. Did they really go on to Carlos' podcast? Yes, they did. And they were monsters. Johnny Jansen doesn't want to be seen. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck?

I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, what the fuck? reality TV, I am the king, we are royalty. I love that guy. You know what? I just want, can you please just bottle that shit so I can buy some of it because I need that self-confidence. Trying to get it from a bottle warmer. We'll see how that works out.

Check in later. Okay. So they went on this podcast and John, so the guy from entertainment is reading the quote like it's hard news, by the way, with kind of a smile on his face. And he's like, here's the quote, being with Shannon Bedore was like losing every single day of my life. Like constant, constant loss. Shannon, and it went on, by the way, this quote was really long. So, Shannon, how do you feel? And she's like, well, I find it amusing. I try to find humor in things like that because I know the truth and I will stay with the truth. I was like,

who drugged Shannon Bedore? And how did they get her to be like this? Because the Shannon I know would be like, well, I'll tell you, I find it hilarious. And another thing I find hilarious is that you were with the ultimate winner. Who else can mail you a salmon within two business days? I'll tell you, not Alexis Polino. That's who. But now she's all docile and like, well, it's okay. Let that poor, poor man think whatever he'd like. No, I am. I'm fully unbothered. I am someone who does infomercials now, and I put cream cheese and salmon, and I've learned that when life gets tough, just reach for that Philadelphia and put it right in that salmon. It's great. It's all the fun of a Philadelphia roll without all the carbs. So, I am doing great. I am happy and I'm happy for him.

And, um, for that lovely lady by his side, I'm sure they'll be a forever couple. Alexis, smell-ino! Smell-ino! You smell! Alexis Bellino, smell-ino! Zoom in it! There I said it! There I said it! She's a smell-ino! Bellino? She doesn't even know how to spell a proper cocktail, which I have not had in quite some time. I only have two per day, max maybe six. Pete Slauson Oh, well, I would just like to say I do that because I do not have a problem. Pete Slauson Yeah, she's like handling all this very well.

So, I don't know if she went to, I don't know, political class, would you call that? Where they send politicians… Jared Lark... Media training? Yeah, media training. I don't know if she did that or what. Like she pulled a stasi and went to some media training. I don't know what happened, but it's weird. It is weird. Well, I think that she just saves her craziness for the actual TV show. And if she's on like a press tour, she's like, no, I am Shannon Bedore. I am daughter of Jean the Machine. And I am proper. I have a daughter in Paris. I have another daughter in New York learning

liberal things. And I have another daughter in Texas who is living life the way she should be, which is getting married at negative five years old. Okay, great. This is Shannon Bedore. I'm off the clock, so I will not lose my temper, but you can leave a message on Gene the Machine. I'm listening. By Gene. I wanted to see if Shannon wanted to comment on John Jansen.

Not really. I'll tell you this much, walking is good for your knees. I'm particularly calm right now because I have been taking my father's advice. I've been walking. It's been good for my knees. I also recently did some cupping, which I had thought was where you balance several cups on your head and see how far you can walk across the room without them shattering. And unfortunately, I took one step and they all broke, much like all my relationships. And then I went to Dr. Moon's office and turns out it's a totally different thing. So you know what? I'm learning things every single day and I'm calm.

I'm very calm. I'm calm and happy. All right. Let's get into this episode. So let's do it. So it starts with Heather DeBrow getting out of her car at a place called Where's the Party? Which really, I'm so glad she finally found a store that represents her personality. I'm Heather DeBrow, where is the party? Ah, Lady of the People. I was gonna say she found a place to represent

that is actually a line that everybody says when they come into one of her parties. So, this nice living room with party. Just follow the trail of Nobu Rice to the kitchen. Nobu Rice, broken dreams and LED lights to a big, big box leading. What is the big, the dream box? What was it?

The question box. Sorry, someone turned water on right above my head. Do you hear it? What's this fucking, the dream box? What was it? The question box. Sorry. Someone turned water on right above my head. Do you hear it? What's this fucking Niagara Falls in here? Maybe it's the smart toilet. Smart toilet's like, I am a smart toilet and I stand for Heather DeBrow. Listen to that. I don't think it's going very well over there. It's just hindering a guess. I'm not going to go up there and check, but it doesn't sound like it's going well. I plan to be flooded any moment. Where's the party?

It's raining on my head. That would totally be a Shannon Bedor recap of an episode if it just started, toilet water just started raining down on my head. Well, I'll never forget my first dance with David at our wedding when we slow danced to raindrops keep falling on my head. Let's get it started in here. Let's get it started in here. So Emily's like, whoa. She's on a black eyed piece. She's like, well, then we transitioned to let's get started, which apparently meant he's adultery Because he went away for 10 minutes. I put myself in David and Shannon Bedora's wedding.

I mean, what else would they have planned? They would have had, well, they probably did have a lot of, like, cause tonight it's gonna be a good good night. That song go again. What's new, bussy cat. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That is supposed to be saved for the bridal shower. Sorry, everybody. Tom Jones, what a sexy beast. Tom Jones We, so even though we are full-fledged

Christians, we did have a hora at our wedding. More like a whore my bridesmaid, but it was a great time. It was a great time. I was dizzy. I was as dizzy as if I had been in a giant circle dance. It's funny because we had the whore at our wedding and then David ran away with one that he saw on the beach. You know, it's so interesting how many things David took from our wedding. For instance, when we did the limbo, that was something that really did sort of stay

through our entire marriage. Like, do you love me? I can't tell. I feel like I'm in limbo right now. God, Dave, I should have known David was gonna leave me because when I saw him do that limbo, I thought, wow, just when you thought he couldn't go lower. There he goes, there he goes.

Yeah, the electric slide, that dance really characterized our relationship as in there used to be a lot of electricity between us. And then suddenly that spark just slid away. Jared Child support payments just sliding down. Okay, so Heather puts a tiara on Emily's head, and she's like, I don't want to ruin your hair. That's what we're calling it today, whatever the pile of straw is on your head. And Emily's like, Oh, it's pretty much ruined. It's the same hair and makeup from last night.

Well, whatever you said, I don't care because I, America, am going to assemble an Easter basket, even though I am Jewish and have a Jewish family. But we won't be having Easter because it's relatable to humans. So look, Easter decorations, ah, and a grill. Ooh, how fascinating. Fun fact, the Easter bunny was Jewish. So are hard boiled eggs. Fight me over it. Where are all my peeps at?

Get it? Let's get it started in here. Hoorah! So Emily's like, oh, there probably is a beauty skincare routine of like 800 steps. And then it cuts to wacky Heather talking about her face, her facing, which is like, well, then I put on a skin cream, then I put on a neck cream, then I put on an eye cream. You don't do any of that shit. I wanna see the minimum wage workers brought in to rub stem cells. Each one has a specific use.

There's the one who rubs the stem cells, there's the one that wipes it off. It's just like a parade of workers that come in in a very choreographed manner to take care of all this, just hands all over her face. Whoever gets my under eye bags solved today gets healthcare for a week. By the way, our note taker today, Shelby, she summarized the way this scene began in a way that I would consider Orange County haiku. This is what she says, mini grill, Emily enters,

pleasantries. I like like, that sums up how this seems to be. I love that. It's not the proper syllables, but it is 353, right? Mini grill, Emily enters, pleasantries. So it's kind of a different kind of haiku. It's an Orange County haiku, you know, which is like a- The numbers are off, but they still work with the 353, like as far as the, you know, which is like a... The numbers are off, but they're still, they still work with the 353, like as far as the, you know, same number, different number, same number. They take something classic and artistic and turn it into their own lesser version of it. Penny Grill, Emily enters, pleasantries.

I just watched Shogun, so this really speaks to me. A lot of smart toilets on that show. So Heather, yeah, Heather probably has 8,000 steps in her thing. So it comes to Heather talking about her stuff. And then Emily's like, oh, well, I'm falling asleep in full glam. We're not the same.

We're not the same. Oh, oh, oh, oh. She's also 45 times more wealthy than you are. So yes, you're not the same. She drives like a Mercedes or Bentley or is driven in it and you have a pickup truck. So yeah, not the same. I agree.

She keeps employees chained up in the basement. You wear a plastic wooden chain on like a sky top dress right now. Did you notice the chain today after I pointed it out last week or did you still not notice it? Wait, the chain on... She's wearing that bright orange dress and it's like a crop top dress or something,

like some crop top ray on and then it's got, the top of it is being held to the bottom of it with a chain link that's made out of plastic marbled, it looks like marbled wood, but it's plastic. It is so, it is. I missed it again. I mean, on a show that really prides itself on- Oh wait, no, yes, I saw that. I saw that, I saw that.

That's just really bad. Anyway, Heather is like, well, so that was a lot last night, all hell broke loose. And Em was like, yeah, I know I wasn't nice. Yeah what was going on with you and Jen? What was that with the Rolex and things and the money? What was that all about? Yeah, I don't know.

Well first of all, it's not about the money, okay? Well it sounded like it was about the money. No, no, no. It's not about the money. It's about integrity. Roll the clip from last night that America hasn't seen yet. How did they not show this at that episode? My God, this was quite a clip. So they roll the clip and the clip is, sorry, I was fast forwarding. So Jen's like, so Emily, you

wanted to end on a positive note or something? Go ahead. Why don't you end this on a positive note? Just, yeah, Jen needs to pay her bills, that's a positive note. How is that not about money? You're so fucking rude. I can't believe this. Go ahead and pay her for some more money for your terrible fucking orange ring on

with the marbled chain, ma'am. Yeah, there was this, I'm shocked. How did they not show this? And there was actually so much stuff that seemed to happen at this dinner that they really sort of cut out and put into flashbacks. And we're like one minute into the episode and all of a sudden we were seeing a flashback of Emily being like, pay your bills. I was like, whoa. And Jim was like, no, Emily, if you want to walk around with a Rolex on while you owe all of Orange County money, fine. And we see

Jim has a little Rolex that she's wearing that is obviously really bothering Emily even though Emily has not owed any money. And even though Jen has not gone around talking about how poor she is, Gina is the one who has put all of Jen's financial business out on the table for everyone to dissect. Right, which is why it's funny later

when Gina comes at Emily for being, like getting off on being bitchy with Samra. That's what you've been doing for years. You're just mad that somebody else is doing it with her now, you know? So, she yells at her about wearing the Rolex while she owes all this money. And Jen's... And by the way, Emily's mad that this lady's used to living off her husband, so you're just shaming her for not finding a husband with richer in-laws or what? Because that's who you're living off of, to your own words. So annoying. So she's yelling at her and Jen can just honestly take it like a champ. She's just like, well, it was a gift, it was a gift,

but thank you so much for pointing out my Rolex. Isn't it pretty? Thank you guys. Thank you so much. That's a great Rolex. Appreciate that. You know what? Thank you for toasting to me at this dinner. That really meant so much to me. Thank you so much. Thank you for highlighting my accessory choices tonight. You know, I put a lot of food into it. Yeah, I was feeling bad, but I really feel like part of this group now. Thank you so much, Emily.

Emily's like, you're so fucking stupid. Go fucking sell it and pay back some of your bills. Lady, we'll just give it some time before you are pork too. Okay? We know the cycle of these shows. We've all seen the saga of Lynn Curtin. It's only a matter of time before Emily is going to be selling those boudoir photos to raise money for mac and cheese. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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Everybody thought I was holding something back. Well you were holding something back intentionally. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. Everybody thought I was holding something back. Well, you were holding something back intentionally. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. No, it's hysteria. It's all in your head. It's not physical.

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A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios, Hysterical. Follow Hysterical on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Hysterical early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So then we cut back to Hemily, that's their couple name, Heather and Emily in the store. Heather's like, you went really, really hard on her. It's almost like she misused the moisturizer in between your eyes. Sorry, we're still talking about facials. I love face products. I mean, if you owe a bunch of people money, why are you rolling around with a Rolex,

either hide it or sell it? It tells me that you're stupid. I'm like, you're best friends with Gina. Okay. No kidding. It also tells me you're a Real Housewives cast member. Since when do we get to judge people for faking it on a Real Housewives sale? I know. So then we see we cut over to a beach and Jen is sitting down with Tamara. I'm still so confused why Jen is even friends with Tamara after the viciousness that Tamara put Jen through. And so Jen sits down and joins her on the beach and she's like, Oh my God, look, you know, look, take your, Oh my God, we're going to take our shoes off on the ground. This is so good for you.

It's like you're one with the earth, Tamara. Oh yes. Tamara judge, the most one with the earth person I can think of in Orange County. Well, you're sitting on sand and she's kind of sand papery as a personality. So maybe, maybe I guess we can switch it. So Jen's like, you know, the beach is like my happy place. It's one of the reasons why I live in the OC. I feel like, you know, this outing is exactly what I need. We need to come down a little bit. Like, yes, I know when I'm stressed, what I want to do is go sit down with Tamar Judge and see what she has to say about anything. Yeah. So they order

and Tamar is like, she's like, yeah, I just don't understand Emily saying like, you know, pay people back. Like, who do I owe money to? I mean, why is that even insinuating? Like what do I owe a bunch of people money? Who do I owe money to? What? Who? What? Huh?

Do I owe money to people? Hmm? I took care of all my financials. There's this lovely baseball player in the Dodgers who volunteered to pay for everything apparently. So Emily is like, I mean, we go back to the store. I mean, she like moves into a house that she can't afford. You know you owe this woman 20 grand, 30 grand,

whatever it is, and you're rolling around in your car, not even paying your payment, with a Rolex on, and we see Jen just, they do this amazing split screen of Jen listening to Tamara and just like her Rolex, just like front and center dangling off her hand. Yeah. Smart. Good editing. Yeah.

And Heather's like, yeah, clearly she's not good with money. Yeah, I mean, I had too many espresso martinis, I guess I probably shouldn't be screaming pay your bills across the table. And Jen's like, why? I mean, why is she taking these ticks at me? Like, is it funny? Am I less than you? Yes. I mean, you're poor. I guess that's the point. That's a punchline in Orange County, like, oh, you're poor. You know? Yeah.

Yeah, and Emily's like, also the Rolex didn't work. I asked her what time it was and she's like, oh, I don't know, it's broken, it doesn't work. Like, what the fuck? Okay, so now you're mad that she doesn't have a new working Rolex? The woman is basically a walking thrift store and you're still shaming her. She can't win with you. I know.

It's like, I know you don't have a lot of money, but at least you could have scrounged up an extra $45 for a battery. Yeah. Like pick your lane. What are you going to be mad at today? The fact that she's using her stuff that she's already got or the fact that she's not spending money to have newer stuff. Like fuck off. Also, by the way, I am totally okay with broken watches and clocks because someone once told me like, yeah, a watch may be broken, but it still looks cute. So like wear it, you know, it's an accessory. Yeah, I'll wear a broken watch.

Listen, they say that a broken clock is right twice a day and that's more than I'm right today. Both. I have two wall clocks in this house and they're both broken at the moment. They broke on the same day, which was really weird. And they're both broken. And I'm just like, whatever, I'm keeping them up. I like the way they look. Yeah. Confuse people? Yes. I was with a friend yesterday shopping and we were in an antique store and I saw one of those grandfather clocks, like those standing

and I was like, that is bad ass. Cause I want to do kind of a mid-century modern thing. And I remember my meemaw having one of those that was from that time. And I thought, I'm going to get one of those and just like paint it a really funky color, like have like a tea, like a watch what crap ins blue clock or something. My friend was like, but that clock is broken.

I said, who cares? It's like one less thing making me race fucking time in LA. Like, isn't that what we all want is just race fucking time in LA? You know? Like isn't that what we all want? It's just a broken clock in LA, you know? Like you have forever! Exactly. Also the truth is grandfather clocks look really cool, but they are really, they are noisy.

I mean, they are the ones that will make you crazy. They're the ones that are really ticking. They're the ones that are like, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. And you're like, oh. And the fucking cuckoos, oh my God. Oh my God. Or even if they don't have the cuckoo, they have the ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Former theme song of the Crappens mailbag RIP. Kind of current of Dwell Hello, because that's how we roll. Oh yeah. Current Dwell Hello. So we're never going to finish history cap. Why? Because we don't have to.

Okay. We're going to be here speaking of, speaking of never paying attention to the clock. We're going to be here for five more years. Oh my God. So, yeah, anyway, Emily was like garbage to poor Jen, literally poor Jen. So Tamara's like, so have you tried to talk to her? Cause like, maybe she's like going to something that we like don't know about.

And Jen's like, yeah, maybe, you know, by the way, so Gina and Shannon came over the other day. I'm just going to drop it. She just moves on to another topic. She's like, yeah, Emily was really wretched to me and shame me for being poor. Anyway, Gina and Shannon came over the other day. She's just so used to it. She's like, I'm going to work to get abused. And that's just how it is. And also I love Tamra like, you know what, maybe we should like really think like maybe she's going through something and we shouldn't hound her. Really? Like the fucking person you're accusing of being an alcoholic and then building nonstop all episode every episode. Okay. What a good person

you are, honestly. Exactly. So Jen's like, so Gina and Shannon came over the other day and Gina was like talking about the closeness between the two of you. And so we see a flashback of, um, Jen and Gina talking and Jen saying, Oh my God, like, I feel like Tim Ryan, like Tim and Heather, they're like, I'm not Heather, Tim and Emily. I feel like with Emily, it's just like change. Emily, it's like her and Tim, right? Like do this thing where they're like, high five, who could be the bigger bitch? Like I could be the bigger bitch. And like, that's not my friend. Yes, it is. She is just used to playing that game with you. And you think it's hilarious when it's you, but not when. But now that said,

broken clocks and all that, Gina is correct on this. That is what Emily is doing. Emily is always so excited to be included in anything that's not just Gina's, you know, park picnics. It's like you just... Yeah. Like, you wanna come to my park picnic birthday party? I am projecting my own childhood onto her, yes. But I think Emily, whenever Emily is invited somewhere other than Chuck E. Cheese with Gina, she's gonna kiss that person's ass no matter what. Just the same way that Gina, whenever she gets invited to someone more popular's house,

like Heather or Richard, like Heather, she's gonna go there. You know, they're both two users who are just using each other as place cards. Yeah, I think so. So then Tamara's like, oh, this is my thought. This is my thought that I did this. And Jen's like, no, no, no, no. She knew she was just saying, my best friend has changed because Tamara changed her and it's all Tamara's fault. But it's not your fault though. You're both each other's like Lauren Ipsum on a WordPress site, I think. I was waiting for something better. Specific, it's very specific reference, but for those who get it, they know.

So I think Jen obviously knows what she's doing, which is she is getting Tamara Wilde up to come for someone other than her on the next trip, which, you know, she's learning, so good for her. So, then we cut to Gina shopping, which, LOL, I mean, can we have a loss prevention specialist behind her, please? And Katie comes and Katie's like, I was hungover this morning, I'm not going gonna lie about it. You were? Cause you seem kind of the same. Yeah, I mean, it is my personality generally,

but it hurts more today. I do have resting hangover face, that's true. So Katie's like, you know, I didn't want last night to be about the Heather and me thing, which is why I didn't say anything. And I'm a little wary of my friendship with Gina. She hurt me and she apologized, but she's still on Heather's side. And we see the clip of Gina being like, I have to say, I'm really like on Heather's side still.

But also like Katie, you're going too hard here. I'm on Heather's side and I'm never on Heather's side. You're coming at Heather with ridiculous things. There's no side to be on. You heard some rumor. You told everybody in the group and tried to humiliate her in front of her friends on national TV when you just got here. Even I'm on Heather's side. You're ridiculous. Find a better fight, lady. Pete Slauson Yeah, this is a bad fight. Pete Slauson Oh, I know a good fight. Here's who they should bring on. Did you hear of Katie's legal troubles?

Pete Slauson No, there are a couple. Pete Slauson How did I miss this too? Pete Slauson This one's good. She's being sued by an ex quote unquote business partner, because I don't know how business partner-y this person is, but apparently he came up with an idea for golf ball shaped shots that you buy, and they're in a little golf ball and you take the shot. First of all, I think they already have those. They're called like buzz and balls or buzz balls or something. I mean, they're not technically golf balls,

but we've all had a buzz ball, right? Anyway. And I was just, I was actually swallowing, not waiting for an answer. Anyway. And... I actually like to get a smart buzz ball. They're warmer.

I'm looking for my butt hole. They're like a my butthole. Do something different place. And apparently Katie is being accused of stealing this idea of the buzz ball from this guy and I'm guessing she got somewhat famous or at least on TV. So he's going to sue her now. He means to understand, you don't sue until their second season, sir. They make $5 their first season. Yeah. Also have a better lawsuit. I'd be mortified if my lawsuit was over a golf ball

shaped shot. That's just embarrassing. Yeah. If you have the confidence to market that, you have the confidence to market anything. Get off your ass and just find something else. I came up with paper clips, but instead of clipping paper, they clip diet cokes. Okay. I only need half a million dollars. I only need half a billion dollars to market this. Let's do it guys. Like that kind of confidence. You'll make money no matter what. So, anyway, yeah. So Gina's like, Yeah, you know what? Like Heather's like definitely pissed at me and like she's being like cold and distant, which actually she's always cold and distant,

but like she's not giving me anymore prom dresses. So. So. We're throwing away your wedding dress. The other day she called me up and said, by the way, come on over. I've got lots of leftover Nobu food we didn't eat. Just kidding. I threw it over the cliff.

I couldn't even believe it. She said, you want to go to Nobu? I said, sure. So I called her at five. I said, are we going? She said, are we going? She said, no, boo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I called up that Gina and I said, let me tell you something.

I do know how to eat a slice of pizza and it never slips out of my hand. Oh, I went to Sabaro. Did you? Sorry, I'll concentrate. Yes, cause we talk about Sabaro all the time. I actually saw it in the mall the other day, so I went to it and I got a slice as set. Sabaro.

What happened to you? Was that Burbank or did you go to the one on Woodman? The fashion? Burbank. Yeah. I was at Burbank, so I was at that Cost Plus there. And then Cost Plus tried to charge me $275 for an office chair. I can't with this world.

Like, let me out. Did you know that like all all this is probably old news to many, many people, but did you know that all those outlets in Prim, Nevada, you know, on the border of Prim, do you know they all closed because I stopped in there and I was like, ah, time to get time to go to the La Crusay outlet to see if they have any good deals. And the only thing open in that entire mall is a thrift store. And it was the creepiest thing ever. Oh wow. Do you know what I'm talking about by the way? No, Prim Nevada.

The fuck is that? Well, the point is until you've walked through a really, really, really vacant mall, you haven't lived. Or you haven't been to Heather DeBrow's house. Right after the kids all went to college. It was like, Priv Nevada in here, we're moving. I was like, wait, what part of Nevada has people with a face color different than their neck color?

But then I remembered that was Priv Nevada. And I was like, oh, that's a different, different part of the state. Okay, so Heather's like, I need to know. I need Gina to know how fucking upset I am. How could she do that to me? I just feel so betrayed by Gina for not telling me that this lady was calling me a paparazzi caller.

How could she? I was so upset. I mean, why would she not vet the information to make sure it's accurate? Okay? For instance, when I found out that I would be co-starring with Reba McEntire on a show about a countryside in Malibu, I said, this is Reba McEntire. Are you sure this is not a movie offer from Angelina Jolie? Unfortunately, that was vetted and it was Reba McEntire.

But the point is, do your job. So Gina's answer of course is, Heather's just fucking sensitive, man. Oh, says Gina, says Gina. What about my children? I'm so glad that Heather brings that up, how Gina does that. So, best later though, spoiler alert, it's coming, it's coming, I'll hold off. So, Gina, Emily goes, well, maybe she

just has so much going on with Travis, and Heather rolls her eyes and she goes, you can't roll your eyes at that. Shut up, you're calling someone poor. You're calling like a divorced person trying to raise five kids, one of whom is adopted, that their struggles aren't real enough. Surely Gina's fake struggles with her hairy babysitter can get an eye roller too, without judgment. Yeah, I think Heather is fully entitled to roll her eyes about Travis because every time she hears about Travis, it's always something with Travis, which always, always like, Oh my God, like Travis is upset right now. Oh

my God, Travis didn't find the right goo. Oh my God, Travis broke the bunk bed. You know, it's like, it's enough. Yeah. And also these people are always justifying each other's stuff. Like, well, maybe they're going through something while they're attacking someone else. Cause we just heard it from camera. Maybe Emily's going through something and now Emily's like, well, maybe they're going through something while they're attacking someone else. Because we just heard it from, maybe Emily's going through something and now Emily's like, well, maybe Gina's going through something. And then we cut to Gina and Gina is like, I have a lot going on. And like, you know, you know how hard it is trying to get someone to put a curtain to separate a room into two parts. It's really hard.

I'm like trying to book a deal to get Caragalla into the 99 cents store. It's just like really hard. So Katie's like, by the way, I love that we haven't heard of Caragalla. The season. I know it's been great. Sorry, go ahead. Strange considering it's taken over the world of fashion. I know.

So weird to see it on billboards, but not hear about it on the show. After that endorsement by Kim Kardashian, you would think that'd be all the rave on the season, but no. So Katie's like, well, I don't like that you're in that position. And Gina's like, you know, it's all right. Like I'm like a big girl. I just feel bad. So then Shannon walks in, she walks in like very quietly and like sneaks up. She's like, Hi, hello. Hello. How are you? Hi. But Shannon, you've woken up. I'm just, I'm tired. I didn't sleep a lot last night. Hold on. Let me look to the side. Very upset.

Very, very upset. I had an allergic reaction when standing in a specific corner of the restaurant while no one came to consult me and I just I had I went into anaphylactic and also personal shock. I'm allergic to having emotional trauma that my friends don't care about. I'm allergic to being yelled at in a room behind a bookcase and then when I leave said room behind a bookcase No one follows me not even though two women that I'm looking at right now I'm talking already. I have a Blair Witch allergy just

Allergic to being left staring at a corner in the dark So I didn't sleep a lot last night So, um, I didn't sleep a lot last night. Um, so I got a letter from a law firm saying you owe John Janssen $75,000 plus interest and attorney fees, which is funny because I have no interest in that man whatsoever anymore. Uh, wait a minute. Who's that?

John Janssen? Yeah. Who is that? John Janssen? No, I'm sorry. I don't recognize him. Okay. Johnny and Jay.

Oh my god! Really? Wow! So now, let me get this straight. So now Alexis Bellino is with two men who both sue you? Is that what I'm getting? Yes, yes, that is, yes, that. And notice that I have no voice.

She's almost like Ursula in that way. She's taking it away. I woke up this morning, I couldn't speak and I was combing my hair with a fork. What do you call it? When I was standing in that corner, I found myself saying, I want to be where the people are. Where are where the people are. Where are all the people? But not too close to where all the people are

because they are germs. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He enjoyed having a tail actually, it's just much easier Mermaids were really just people who couldn't take the allergies up here. I enjoy having a tail, actually. It's just much easier having one part down there instead of two. Much easier to not have to do an elliptical machine. Yes. Unfortunately, they have yet to develop a peloton that can adjust to fishtail, but I'm hopeful that my demographic will be serviced soon. Let me tell you, it may not seem fun having a tail, but mermaids don't have husbands who try and buy them pelotons for their birthday, that's for sure.

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app or wherever you get your podcasts. So Triton's like, Oh God, she's back. So Shannon is like, uh, where are we? Oh, oh, oh, I don't know if Alexis is behind it or not, but a Bellino last name is associated with both. I mean, that's a little suspect, isn't it? I'd also like to point out for what it's worth that Bellino is the name of an anchovy, a jarred anchovy that I really enjoy. So I like that the Bellino is for me associated with two frivolous lawsuits and a fish.

So it all comes together. A crazy stalker. So Alexis is just fucking stalking Shannon. How long has this been going on? It's weird. It is really weird. It's really weird. It's creepy. So then we go back to Tamara and Jen talking at the beach and Jen's like, well, where do you and Shannon go from here? Because you know what, Tamara, you really go hard, Tamara. You really go hard. It's because I I care I don't go hard to people that I don't care about I'm just a good person that's

what it is I'm just such a good person it's because you're grounded to the earth right now because your feet are in sand so Jen is like you know I know she cares about Shannon but I've been on the receiving end of Tamara and it's hard and honestly the harder Tamara goes the further it's going to push Shannon away. It pushed me away at the time. So Tamra really needs to work on that. Thank you so much. You need to work on getting up off the floor

and taking the welcome inscription off of your back. Like you are such a fucking doormat. I can't even believe you're sitting here with Tamra. This woman has never even said sorry or anything to you. This woman has treated you terribly. What are you doing? Why are you not kicking sand in her face? You have the perfect opportunity. So Tamra's like, I'm so angry because I really thought this was going to be a wake up call. I thought that Shannon was going to get the help she needed, but instead she just keeps on making

excuses. And then Gina is at the other place. Gina's like, I just don't want you to go backwards, Shannon. Please don't. I'm certainly not not gonna let Tamra chest have me go backwards I will not have her go Not my fault they're playing thriller stay with staff I would stop uncontrollable impulse I would stop moonwalking if I have an uncontrollable impulse. Uh. So, um, now back to the beach, Tamra's like, you know what, she acts like such a victim all the time.

Hold on one second. Let me see if my daughter has called me. How may I get abscilla raised? Anyway, she's such a victim all the time. Cut to Shannon going, hey, don't call me a victim. Cut back to Tamra. Ow. Sorry, I just went backwards into a hanger. You really should not have such hangers here. I am hurting now. I can't believe... I am not a victim, but I have been assaulted by a hanger.

And then Tamra, who's just accused Shannon of making excuses, we go back to Tamra, We go back to Tamra, who by the way is someone who got another castmate so drunk and then tried to have her son basically bang him in the bathroom. And then just as recently as last week was ship faced like helping a friend pee in the bushes and dancing on bars and spraying soda all over a bar, just to point that out, saying, that's a big difference with somebody drinking and having fun and somebody having an alcohol problem. Yeah, and guess what? You don't get to decide what that difference is. I hate that. I hate when people are constantly wasted to the point of falling down drunk, and then they're like, well, it's different how I do it. It's not really. I mean, you just haven't been caught yet.

Am I supposed to believe that Tamara hasn't driven her ass drunk? Okay. And none of this is even to excuse Shannon because there really isn't an excuse for that. This is just about Tamara being a hypocrite. So, Tamara being a bad friend. So, back to the boutique. Gina's like, you know what, Shannon, you need a break, like a real break, okay, from the sitting around your house stuff that you do. So you know what? You know what? I have this listing for Elizabeth Vargas' house in La Quinta and I thought it'd be fun if we all go to La Quinta Thursday overnight. Oh, wow. So that's exciting. So your version of a vacation for me is to hang out with a lady who was fired from our show. Great. I'm so excited to hear about her cult again. That's gonna be great. So great.

Wow, Gina. How generous. So I need a break. So I should go free-loan in a... house that's for sale. Great. An open house. Are we gonna have to make cookies? Well, they do say that fresh cookies brings in more boys. I can't wait to spend a night in a house that reflects both of my relationships staged. And she was like, I think that Elizabeth will be there at least in the beginning till the producers kick her out because she's already been fired once but I'm bringing her back because she's really, really rich. Yeah. Basically Elizabeth Vargas is has given Gina this massive listing,

which is wild. I can't believe Elizabeth did this. So Katie's like, Oh, you know what? I can't go on Thursday. Um, because I'm going to go to big bear. Yeah. Yeah. So while you guys are at an $8 million house, we are gonna go to a small property with a leaky ceiling. So yeah, that's my choice. I really wanted to see what word art was like in a less evolved place than Orange County.

I was wondering what Ashley furniture would look like at a higher altitude. I really just want word art in Ashley's hand font. I was wondering, can a house be all brown furniture? I just have to see it for myself. Because really, so, you know, like you're going to see him. Yes, I am. It sounds like, Oh, well, Tamra is taking people to Big Bear. That should be fun. I'm so happy for Tamra and Big Bear and the people that get to go for that. That sounds very, very fun. Well, I wouldn't be able to go anywhere because, um, I unfortunately, um unfortunately at high altitudes, I do have get a post nasal

drip and that drive up the mountain is a little curvy for me. So I wouldn't even go anyway, even if I were invited, which I wasn't, but I was not going to say I'm saying no in advance to not being invited. Yeah. Well, I'm, I'm assuming that she'll take Alexis now. I know I shouldn't assume because that makes him ass out of you and Alexis is an ass. Haha! Now, Tom's out of my throat now. Oh, well, I'm sure they will have fun going out on the lake with a canoe. And of course, you can't paddle without a whore. So, I swear, okay, Gina doesn't get it, but Katie, you get it.

Up the creek without a whore. What is... What happened? Sorry. Okay. So then we just ran out there. That's one place Johnny Jansen wouldn't be. There's no whore. There's no creek. So then we cut back and Jen's like, but wait, what do we- I'm sorry. I just love being up the panel. Up the creek without a whore, and then, what happened? Shannon be like, I was going to continue that and I thought, you know what, that's enough.

Sometimes it's just okay to stop. Hey. She suddenly has an existential crisis after she says it. What has happened to me? Sometimes talking like Shannon really does send you into a spiral. I'm like, oh, David, up the creek without a whore. What did he? What creek? David up a creek. Where is the creek?

Why wouldn't he be there without a whore? What happened to David? Is he on a mail retreat? But where are the men? Are none of the men whores? Is there a gastropub? Is there a gastropub out in the creek? Do they serve things in a sugar sauce?

So, it sounds like, what are we going to do in Big Bear? And Tamar says, well, we're going to drive up there and then we're going to go to Satan, then we're going to go to dinner, then we're going to go to the village, then we're going to go shopping. I was like, you just named everything. And by the way, that takes five minutes to do all of that shit. Don't you? Because we'll do it all.

You're not going to Paris. You're going to look at a Big Wooden store with Big, you're going to look at a big wooden store with big... You're going to look at a big wooden store with big wooden bears and then the store next to it, which is another big wooden store with big wooden bears, and then you're going to get a beer at the same place that is the grocery store and the restaurant. So, you're done. And you'll have... You'll make patter with the waiter at the barbecue joint and then that's it. You'll make a... You'll see your neighbor St Astasi's mom who tries to convince you it's the same thing as LA

and then, or Lake Tahoe, and then you'll be on your way. Yeah, and have fun spending 15 minutes going out of your way to put your trash into a public dumpster. So that is what it is going to Big Bear, it's fun. Wait, what? What is that, they don't have trash cans in Big Bear? Well, the Airbnbs that I've stayed in, it's like, now take your trash and bring

it to the public dumpster or something like that. Cause if you keep it in like there and bears put the bears bears bears need to stop. Seriously bears need to cut their crap. All animals need to stop. First of all, it's not fair that they get to be so cute, but also so deadly. That's not fair. If you're cute, you gotta be nice. Yeah. Okay. Uh, sorry, I can't, I can't go with you on that one. Cause I'd be kind of a hypocrite. So, uh, Tamra lists all the things to do in big bear, which takes, you know, two, two shorter, yeah. So then they're both the basis. Everybody's going on a super shitty,

poor person vacation. Let's face it. Some of the people are going to be like, tenting out in an open house that Gina has to keep clean because people are going to be coming to look at it. And the other people are going to Tamra's leaky home in Big Bear. Okay? Where is the glamor gone, guys? Just remember this is Orange County and we never had that glamor. So everybody get over it. So Gina's, Emily's like, so by the way, how their Gina asked me if I would come to like into how about you come with us and Heather's Hold on one second. Is Richard Marx going to be performing in the basement?

Not sure. Well, Daisy Fuentes be getting our groceries. Not sure. We'll all consider it. You know, I mean, I'd love to see Adilis thing. You know, I love looking at cottages. But here's the thing. I'm just going to be up front right now because I don't want to hear later that it was inappropriate of me to tell her exactly how I feel because I may get heated with this. So you tell me, is this still okay to come? And I actually love this response from her. She's like, I don't want to deal with Gina's bullshit yet again. I am too wealthy to be doing this, but I don't want to hear that this was inappropriate. Is that a deal?

I mean, don't just maybe don't threaten her children and her family. I mean, I think, I don't, I don't think fighting is ever inappropriate. It's just how you do it when you're like, if you ever, you know, so then, but Heather's saying like, oh, like all of a sudden it's inappropriate that she's saying like, uh, it's inappropriate that Heather's saying Gina accused her of saying that Heather was being inappropriate for calling Gina out for being a bad friend. Right. Is that what she's said? What it is? Is that what it is? Oh, I think she's just like, I'm going to come, I'm going to come fight with Gina.

If I come, I'm fighting with Gina and I don't want anyone being like, it's inappropriate to fight with Gina because this is her trip or whatever, you know, it's her event or whatever. Cause they have those rules, you know, like, how could you do this at her event? Which is usually Heather who's doing that.

How could you do this at my Nobu event? No one ate sushi. Jump times, all the storm clouds gather. So now everyone's going to start, everyone starts packing for their trips. The funny thing is that right after this podcast is done, I too, I'm going to travel out to Palm Springs for a super dorky board game weekend. And so, um, I really love, I love when, um, I love getting to cosplay as a real housewife packing for a, uh,

for a cast trip. Cause that's what I'm going to cosplay as a real housewife packing for a cast trip because that's what I'm gonna pretend to do. It's the same thing. Yeah, I'm just gonna ask, I'm gonna pretend like Dom is like the disinterested spouse saying, well, should I pack this? What do you think Archie? What do you think? No? Yeah.

Okay. Is Dom gonna come? Hell no. I was gonna say. He's not gonna come. I didn't see that one coming. Bunch of nerds playing board games in the desert. No way. Well, we're going to be playing games in the desert as well.

Chilly or not? What is it? Is it chilly or not? I'm going to play my favorite game, dropping truth bombs while it's a little windy out. Okay. So then we go to people packing for the trip and Shannon having way too much food and Heather being horrified. And she's like, you realize that we're going for one night? Oh God, everyone's on OZEMPIC. No one eats this much. God, I love being relatable to America. So then we see Shane and Emily and Shane's like, now remember,

no eating in the truck. Cause if you ruin that, how else will I be able to prove to everyone that I've got a big penis? Yeah, no kidding. No eating in my sorry about your tiny penis truck. Promise me that. This is why I hate pickup trucks. Okay. Because I feel like the majority of them are driven like by people like Shane who just live in the suburbs and have absolutely no need for a pickup truck and are just doing it to make themselves seem taller. Yeah. You're like,

but this is a home goods. Could you? So yeah, like we need it for work. You do not need it for work. You work in an office, sir. So Gina's like, oh my God, I got construction workers in my house. So I need to get the kids to Travis's. You know, look, say what you want about Gina. I really love how she's dealing with this relationship. She's clearly not into Travis.

She has zero chemistry with Travis. She's probably still planning for Matt because just because Matt's hot. I mean, I know that whole thing went terribly, but Matt seems to have kind of his stuff together for the moment and he's still really hot. So there's that. But Gina is still keeping Travis around to babysit.

And I have to tip my hat, you know? Because I think that that's kind of, I don't know, enviable. Good for her. Yeah, she's having the men do what she wants. So they get in the car and of course they start eating Twizzlers, no eating in the pickup truck, says who? So the husband of marriage is,

your husband tells you to do something, and you say, okay, honey, and then you do it anyway. something and you say, okay, honey, and then you do it anyway. And then, um, now we see the big bear bibs. The Chiron says big bear bibs, Tamara, Kate, Jen, and Alexis doesn't say Katie. There's a typo and, um, they're all heading off to big bear and the Chiron people don't even know Katie's name. They're like, yeah, he just got here. And no one corrected it. And we always hear that Bravo takes these scenes and they go over episodes a million times before they ever release them. Like the notes on Bravo

are insane. They just keep giving notes and notes, you have to go back and back and refine it and refine it and refine it. So when you see something like that, it's like, oh yeah, they hate Katy. Katy will be here about another five minutes. Yep. So then we see people are arriving at Tamara's house. So first Alexis arrives and parallel parks. She has all the room in the world. Like she doesn't even have to parallel park.

She can just like glide into the spot without even going into reverse, but she's still parallel parks terribly and almost cusses a car accident. And then Jen comes in and Jen also is a disaster with a parallel parking. She does exactly how you, parallel parks exactly the way you expect,

slowly and multiple times. Her car has automatic parallel parking anyway. I don't know why she's acting like she has to parallel park herself. But it's funny watching them judge her and they're like, how does she even have that car? She's poor. So you're poor, you poor idiot. And then they're like, oh, that's Ryan's old car. And

then she's shaming her for that. Like, she's a woman, can't win. And then the, the La Quinta ladies, they are, um, now they're, I think they're gathering at Shannon's place. So now Emily is trying to parallel park her giant pickup truck to the other two women, to Alexis and Jen's credit. They eventually do parallel park Emily. She just doesn't even get close to the curb and they don't even, they don't even dwell. They didn't even show it. But if you look, you can see she's like two feet away from the curb and just leaves her

big ass pickup truck right there. Which is another reason why I have issues with pickup trucks. Cause this happens a lot too. They're just certain trucks that reflect the attitudes of drivers, muscle cars, cyber wagons, and pickup trucks. I'm sorry. Pickup trucks are the least offensive because there are people that use pickup trucks for their true use, you know? But for the people who don't use pickup trucks, like for people who are not working in construction sites and hauling big things, people who just are driving them to boost their image, to bolster their identity,

they are terrible drivers and they're the worst. You just have to accept it. Yeah, so Shannon has other things we have to accept that Shannon just walks around with crock pots of chili. Who does that? I've just never, I've heard of like, let's cook or like, let's have something on our vacation. But I've never heard of someone being like, you know what I'm bringing? My chili.

Well, it was chili I was going to bring to Big Bear. This is Mountain Food, but unfortunately I wasn't invited. So I'll bring it to the desert because who else doesn't love chili in the desert? Who doesn't want a nice warm bowl of something extremely spicy in 110 degree weather? When I think of Palm Springs, I think of chili. A big pot of chili. Hillary, Heather's like, I'm bringing a baby grill

because we have to keep the house clean. Well, we're not grilling babies for Christ's sake. What kind of monster? No, an actual grill that's a baby. Oh, I don't approve of that. Heather, that's just actually a rutabaga you're holding. This isn't a grill. Have you ever seen a grill, Heather?

Of course I have. They're round. This is a grill. It's a rutabaga. They're round. This is a grill. It's a rutabaga. I'm pretty sure it's a rutabaga. So then Gina's like, I mean, I'm just hoping that Heather is gonna grill hot dogs and not roast me.

You're fired. Her and Emily, I'm telling you, Emily's this, this episode too. What was her earlier? Oh my God. So, But I love, I love Heather toting this, this mini Weber grill to be relatable. It's like, Oh, look at me. I am so wacky.

I found a poor person's fireplace and now we're going to put it into the back of this pickup truck. So like, all right, everyone, I'm really excited and I apologize in advance because I'm a little nervous about it because you know, I put so much work into getting this house ready to take it to list and like I don't want us ruining everything they are saying. This is the greatest concentration of gather signs in the history of California. Don't fuck it up. So am I supposed to believe,

because Gina actually says at some point, I staged this house, you did not stage this house. Is anybody believing for two seconds that Gina staged this house? Can't even stage your own house. You can't even stage your own hair, okay? We've seen it. Can't even stage your own crop top.

So, so Gina's like, yeah, you know what? That was a lot of chili and now it's a lot of shit Shannon. So I'm a little concerned. And so Shannon is pulling out her little vacuum. She's like, I have a test buster. It's so funny. This is so good! I'm back! There are actually quite a number of allergens here, so I'm just gonna vacuum everyone's shoulders real quickly. There's some dandruff.

It just gets into my nasal passages. You don't mind, Gina. So, the Big Bear chicks are packing their truck. And, um, Kate, this one has the big American flag window in the back. You know, that's like, I'm more American than you. Oh my God. This, this truck, this, this, if you are driving this pickup truck for whatever reason, whether you need it for work or not, if you're driving this pickup truck, you should just be mortified. Like, like, I'm sorry. Like Like I understand, like despite my ranting, people need their pickup trucks.

People want their pickup trucks. But if you're going to get a pickup truck, then get one that's not this one. This is just the worst pickup truck of all time. It's like the most offensive. It's like when people are like, well, I have the right to have a gun, but then they come in with a gun bigger than a five year old with like five heads and it's like a machine gun and then it hooks up to a cannon that electrocutes you. It's like, okay, well you don't need that. You know what I mean? This blue pickup truck with like 10 different fenders. I'm surprised it didn't have like the two sets of wheels in the back. Like I, like you, we've all seen this one come barreling down the highway. It's like, fuck, fuck this pickup.

We've all seen this in our rear view mirror, especially any Texan has seen this in our rear view mirror. And everyone who's like us in Texas has seen this right in our rear view mirror and thought, is this the day that I'm gay bashed to death? Because this is a gay bashing thing. And also, so much has happened in this country. We like to not get too political all the time on this show, but the fact that the American flag has been taken to become this symbol of just like repression or like oppression in a way is just so sad.

You know, it's not like I ever walked around with the American flag draped all over me anyway. But the fact that it's now, like you see that coming on a big truck and you're like, oh my God, I'm gonna to get killed or someone minority in some way is going to get hurt. Yes. That's fucking sad. But of course that's what Tamra's driving a fucking course. Even Tamra's fucking vehicle is oppressive. Although I wouldn't be surprised if this was truly an Eddie purchase because this has Eddie written all over it just like bored oppression. Hey everyone, this is the end of part one of

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