Watch What Crappens - #2523 RHUGT Legacy Encore: 0402: Send In The Men

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Crappens Encore Time! This was RHUGHT Legacy that aired last night on Bravo, and we are re-releasing for everyone!On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word: Bethenny. Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Also available on Crappens on demand: https://www.youtube.com/live/LDo54bR7RqYSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Watch what happens, oh, I need more Peter. Watch what happens, guess what happens with this. So much that happens. Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crap In. It's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronny Karam. Hi Ronny, how are you? Hi, how are you Ben?

I am. Obviously I'm doing wonderfully because my life blood has been restored, my soul has been restored by basically Real Housewives of New York, vintage edition, legacy edition, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. It's just so deeply satisfying to me. How are you doing? I'm doing well, just getting ready for the holidays, looking up cookie recipes, etc. We do talk about cookies, cookies recipes, a dead lady and another lady trying to ruin

the dead lady's life with her cookie one-upping, and our bonus episode this week. So go check that out if you like bonuses. Also if you want this on video, that's part of Crap and It's On Demand Patreon. So go do it. Do it for yourself for Christmas. Yeah. For crying out loud. Actually, technically by the time you hear this, the bonus episode will have already been out, but if you hadn't listened to it yet, go check it out. So, anywho, I mean, it's out no matter what, no matter when you listen to it, it's out. But yeah, so Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip. Wow. This Rony legacy season has to me been wonderful. And it's not just because I've always loved the old school Rony cast. It's just it's so it's just so good.

They have such easy, wonderful chemistry. I mean, even people like Kristin and Kelly, who are only on for a little bit on the show, they just come to life on this show. I just, it's so good, but it's also very intense for us. Like I took notes for hours and hours last night because basically every scene is a group scenes. There's always like four or five people talking and whenever there's like four or five people talking, it's just like writing.

You have to write down so much on this show and like every single thing is funny. It's just, it's, it's intense. It took, it took a lot out of me. How did it go for you? Um, you know, this is girls trip. I got this massager thing that you put behind your neck and it's like, um, it's like a shiatsu. Well, not shiatsu cause shiatsu is the punching massage, right? It doesn't punch you, but it feels like two fists like making circular motions. It's like some cheap thing I got on Amazon the other day because I was actually getting it from my dad

and then it came and I was like, I want this Christmas present for myself. So I gave it to myself instead. Sorry, dad, your back's still gonna suck. You guys, this is what I do now. When it's a girls trip, I'm like, I'm on a trip. I made a frozen drink. My granted mind was not alcoholic,

but it was like bananas and pineapple and spinach because you gotta make it green. And I had that and I had the massager going on and I had my feet up and I just felt relaxed. And I was like, just keep typing, just let it flow, darling. You're on vacation. So that's my new way of doing girls trips. Recaps. Work for me. But a great, what a great coping mechanism. Well, we're here.

This is the second episode. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. This is the second episode of real housewives ultimate girls trip. Um, season four, Rony legacy. Um, and it opens up on day two with Kelly Bensimon assembling swag bags in the dining room of this villa. And I started to laugh because the very first thing I think of is Scary Island. When Bethany brought giant swag bags to everyone, including Kelly. And when Kelly received hers,

she lost her mind and they go into it later in the episode. So I thought like, well, isn't this rich? Isn't this rich that here she's doing the thing that she got so mad at Bethany for. But later on we find out that in Kelly's mind there is the distinction. And then I started to realize, oh, this is actually this is just passive aggression on her part. She's basically saying no, this is how you do a swag bag. You fill it with stuff that you like, not stuff from your own brand. So Kelly has been waiting essentially 10 years to make these passive aggressive, passive aggressive swag bags. And now her moment has arrived. It's also not a reason to freak out because I think one of the reasons you freak

out at Bethany is just the clip art. I mean, those bags were so bad and so poorly done. The fact that Bethany became so huge and so rich off of Skinny Girl, you would never know it from looking at those original clip art bags. And that really is just something to remind us all to keep following your dreams because they work out, you know? Eventually, someone else will find some clip art that's slightly better because the Skinny Girl current clip art is still not great, I have to say. It is still very like original Mac-flavored. What did we see on that McPaint or whatever. It's still very Mac paint clip art,

but you know, it's, you know, worth a zillion trillion dollars. Yeah. So there's all this stuff. And Kristen comes out, she's like, Oh, have you ever seen so much swag in your life? I'm sorry. This is like a full shopping boutique of the breakfast table.

I think I saw toothpaste. Is that, is this a hint? And Kelly is like, yeah. Well, when I got to the airport, there were like, the limits like 97 pounds. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, everything is so heavy. I was like at 98. So I was sort of like, I was up here. And the scale was down here. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Are you going to ship this all the way back to our houses? Like, how are we supposed to get this back? You're gonna ship it back, right?

And Kelly just gets this like, I'm gonna kill this woman. I'm gonna kill her. Look on her face. This fan should be so lucky to be receiving a bag from me right now. How could you even make fun of it? So then elsewhere in the house, Dorinda and Lou were making small talk about their sleep.

You know, how was your sleep? Oh, mine was great, you know, counting scales. How was yours? Hey, you know what? I was counting peacocks in my sleep. Basically, they come over to my place in the pictures. And this is one, and after another drink, there's two, and by the end of the night, there's about 20. And then, by the end of the night, one of them's using brandy of a sexually assaulting agent. Actually that happened. That wasn't a peacock. That was a butler. Yeah. All right. Now. And then Ramona was talking to Sonia and she's like, so Sonia, how's your stye going? Do you need to soak it? Of course Ramona would get, I'm sorry. Of course Sonia would get an ailment that like, is the most Ramona sounding ailment of all time. Stoy. It's like the Sonia would get an ailment that like is the most Ramona sounding

ailment of all time. Stoy! It's like an ailment that like accentuates Ramona's accent more than any other ailment. How is your stoy going? Okay? Do you have a bad stoy? And Sonia's like, can you Google it? Can you tell me how I fix it?

She goes, okay, I'm looking it up. Says use warm tea bags. I got a warm tea bag. I can warm, you know what's funny? looking it up says use a warm tea bags I got a warm tea bag I come up you know what's funny you know it's so funny about tea bags is tea bags you can also put them under skin to look younger a tip that my daughter Avery apparently never learned okay cuz she looks old and I look young tea bag and my hardly know him huh And then we cut to Cyril the house manager coming and the man's like, Oh, hello. Whoa. Hello. Who are you? He's like, Cyril. She's like,

Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, Cyril, I don't really care what his name is. I want him inside of me, all right? I want cereal the way I want cereal, with a spoon and inside me. Listen, I'm single and I want to have some fun with the girls, but I also want to have some extra curriculars. Sexy time is good for the soul.

That's why I have a song that's called Sexy Time is Good for the Soul. Hit it boys, three one sexy time is good for the line so if there's a man she's gonna find him like spider web during is a very visceral impersonation of a spider eating something. She's like, I was like, Whoa, Dorinda. So then back to Ramona and Sonia Ramones, like, Whoa, you know what? You know what it says here? Do not. And I mean, do not pop icon. You stop. You stop. OK, don't do it.

But I was just about to pop icon it. Martin, do you have a hot tea bag, Martin? Oh, don't forget to unzip first. I don't want to taste your khakis. Berries. She wants berries, too. OK, you know, Martin, we need more berries than this. OK, we need a lot of berries. It's like, OK, but here is your itinerary for the day.

Fine. Let me look at it. Oh, my God. Look at how pretty this itinerary is. Well, we need you back in New York, okay? Cause I need to have you in the Heptons and you can print out pretty itineraries. We need you in South Hampton to print out things, okay? I'm gonna put you in my suitcase, okay? Well, you know I'm foldable and can fit into your luggage.

Oh, French laugh, French laugh. And the man's like, bet you are. I'll bet you can fold into your luggage. Look, those Jones on French Laf, French Laf. And the man's like, bet you are. I'll bet you can fold into. Well, you know what? Get out of our scene slut, casually mentioning my house in South Hampton, OK? I'll send this thing to him. Listen, I'll take one Martin, one Searle, fold them up,

put it in my bag, and put the bag in my vag. Let's do it, boys. So then Martin's like, OK, so today let's talk about, uh, there's oysters. Look, there's oysters. Can't believe there's gotta be oysters. You know what? I'm famous for eating my oysters on the TV. Famously. And they have like a little, they have like a little itinerary on screen, like a pad that's going to fill up with all the bullet points of what they're

doing today. Ramona interrupts to say oh my god oysters they just flash oh my god oysters on the itinerary. He's like I'm not there yet. And Sonny's like oh just let him finish Ramona I haven't climaxed yet. Go ahead. So after the beach activities then Luan is preparing dinner with the chef and this oh there's gonna be caviar, caviar. I can't wait for the caviar, okay? Well, is that a tea bag that you brought? So then Luan's like, okay, well,

I'm gonna make eggs a la Francaise. And she's like moving everybody out of the way in the kitchen. Excuse me, eggs a la Francaise time, all right? Bunch of French idiots. Yeah, show you how it's done. So, yeah, they're all just like watching, and she's like, here, try this.

Here, do you like putting things in your mouth? Because I sure like them in mine. Okay, try this out, Martine, and you too, Jean Baptiste. What do you think? They're like, uh, yeah, it's very good. Yeah, these are the best eggs I've had in my entire life. Ha ha ha. Yes, of course they are.

Because they're eggs a la Francaise. Eggs a la Francaise are ready, everyone. Who wants eggs a la Francaise? If I can impress a chef, pat myself on the shoulder. I really can make eggs a la Francaise. Caduce to me. That's a callback. Caduce to me. That's a callback. Caduce.

So then Luana is gathering everyone for her eggs a la frances. And so they're like, they're coming. She's like, eggs a la frances everyone. Eggs a la frances. And then she's bringing her eggs a la frances out. But Kelly's stuff is all over the table. So Luana is furious because this is her eggs a la francesse out but Kelly's stuff is all over the table so Luan is furious because this is her eggs a la francesse scene yes she's like we can't do this right now what is this there's no room on the table what is Santa in town I would know because he always stops by to fuck me this isn't Santa where am I supposed to put my eggs a la francesse come on girls and Sonny's like oh my god someone needs to tell her the eggs a la france's come on girls and uh sonny's like oh my god someone needs to tell her the eggs a la france's is just scrambled eggs okay she just loves

saying eggs la france's eggs la france's scrambled eggs the way in and it cuts her going eggs a la france's and then something goes i mean my mom makes the same ones and she's never been to france so um all right everybody listening kelly made us the gifts and so i made ones and she's never been to France so I'm right everybody listening Kelly met us again since I made us something for Kelly I made her eggs but I made it into a little happy face because we're gonna be happy face right I've never watched scary island but he's what I want from you happy face not crazy face yes you literally arranged all the accoutrements around the eggs to make a smiley face because like oh my god

You're so cute. Look at you. You're so cute. Have you ever been to a Rangers game? Would you like to go to one? I have a ticket for you right here. Thank you so much So I just want her to feel secure just like I do with Hannah. You're gonna be good. You're gonna be great You're gonna be secure girl. Wait a minute. Is that egg face looking to me? Why are you looking to me like that? I think you want a piece of me motherfucking egg for egg front says motherfucker Come on, you better back it up. Let me tell you something about yourself Okay, your face is scrambled. Your brain is scrambled. Your eyes are scrambled I don't gotta listen to you because this right here is not scrambled This is the whole egg right here. So you better back it up scrambled eggs.

We got presents like it's Christmas. We're not opening presents right now. And Kelly's like, why not? This is not brand sales. All right, for the housewives to sell their shit. Let's have breakfast. It's eggs a la Frances, TM for my TM, book eggs with the Countess a la Frances trademark. Coming soon, please no branding.

Listen, the people are tuning in to watch me make eggs a la Francaise. It's a fan favorite. I know this for when I go on my Cabaret tour. They always ask about eggs a la Francaise. So come on, get this shit off the table, two season wonder. It's time for eggs a la Francaise. Well, maybe she just gets a kickback or something i do with only fans and the only kickback i get is when i literally kick my leg back and wink at the webcam with my money

maker want to see sonia it's not about your only fans put your heels down but it is about only eggs so come on everyone gather around you know kelly is very sweet and but i do think there's a calculated part about kelly it's not by chance that she put together all these bags with all these products not thinking hey Maybe I can get them promoted on the house wives Unlike my eggs a la francese TM aprons available now at Crate and box not related to Crate and barrel Just a different brand. Unfortunately, that's the only one I can get it into but that's neither here nor there. I Mean actually, it's just Sony's apartment. Unfortunately, that's the only one I could get it into, but that's neither here nor there. I mean, actually it's just Sonya's apartment. Who are we kidding?

Selling maiprens at her apartment. It's very sad. She uses them to tip up against the window. Crate and box. Crate, box and brown ice. A new store coming to a strip mall near you. You can find it at CB3. Wait, well, the WAN is like the opposite of Oprah. Like you don't get a gift. You don't

get a gift. Look under your seat. Look at all the minivans you don't get. So she's like, guys, if I was selling my brand, I wouldn't be doing it right on this trip. I brought this for you guys because I care about you guys Hope you're watching Bethany, huh? So Luan's like listen, I love you guys, but you know what I'm saying You get me you know what I'm saying and Kelly goes no. Reminds us. Wow Wow, these eggs are phenomenal Luan great work. Wow so All right, everybody. I really really listen to this story. listen to the story. And Sonya, you got it.

You got to let me tell it, Sonya. All right. Okay. So a few weeks ago, Sonya called me. Sonya, stop shooting spoons out of your vagina. Sorry. I'm doing it. Doing it.

Cam you're an only fan. So a few weeks ago, I get this call from Sonya. She's like, listen, can I come stay in your apartment? Because I'm renting my place out for June or where I gotta rent it. So I'm like, sure. So, you know, about eight days later, I knock on the door and this woman answers

and she says, hello? Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Yeah, and so I'm like, hello, I need to run into my room to change. She goes, no, no, no, miss Morgan is sleeping in my bedroom Can you believe it? I

Had to sleep on the couch. I've sat down the couch and Sonny goes with Marley Marley was my only made her sleep on the couch. You made her sleep on the couch with her dog You not only made her sleep on the couch, you made her sleep on the couch with her dog. But you know what though? She left it spick and span afterwards. She actually collected the dust and said she was going to try to sell it on eBay. So Dorinda's like, you know I have to marry for it. No discomfort. So anyway, I just wanted to put Sonya on blast and pretend it was a funny story.

Okay everyone. So now they're getting ready to go to the beach and they're complaining about the stairs, you know, and Luann's like, I mean, I'm in shape. I don't know why. Why I'm out of breath. There's like a Benson and Hedges logo in the fog coming out of your mouth right now, ma'am. Okay. I don't even think they sell those anymore. Yeah. We know why you're out of breath. Yeah. You can hear the band coming up the stairs because it literally, it sounds like some sort of heavy machinery that has not been oiled. We just,

it's like a train coming to a very, very slow stop. It's what I imagine it sounds like when those big things make tunnels for new subway systems. So Sonia and Ramona are in their room just wasting time. And Sonia's like, Ramona, what are you doing? She's, Sonia's like, gluing coasters to her eyes, just fucking loopy. And Ramona's like, you know what? I'm calling my insurance right now.

I'm calling the president. Okay. Because I need to have the number of the corporate headquarters with the president. She's like, I think she's actually called probably like a local branch. Like, excuse me. Hello, this is Ramona singer from television. I need your corporate headquarters. Okay. So she's literally trying to go all the way to the top. I'm calling the insurance that has the most in common with me. Progressive.

Okay? I need coverage on I Love Minorities. Okay? That's it. If anybody says that I don't, I get a million dollars. Okay? Just saying. Hello. Is this Jake? Jake from Steve Farm. I'm so glad I caught you. I burned my hands. Ostrich feathers. Okay? And I have a claim and I caught you. I burned my hand from ostrich feathers, okay? And I have a claim and I want you to fix it for me, okay? Can you help me out, please? So Luan starts yelling at them because they're not down there. She's like, girls, how dare you? You have the girls just standing down here, waiting for you. You're not even ready. I've had it. I will not put up with this. This is ridiculous

Luann who made people wait like three hours to her for her cabaret show and yes, Luann You are in no place ma'am, and that was a very old example But I'm sure the examples are numerous and recent well and like the rest the episode she's late to everything She's girls. This is not what it's gonna be all week long Okay First there's no space for my small pot of Exala Francaise on the table. And now you're gonna be late to the thing that's not time sensitive? Let me tell you right now, you're not gonna make me wait all week. Okay, you're not gonna make me pay a lot for this muffler either.

And it's just fucking rude. It's disrespectful, Ramona, and you're not gonna do this the whole trip. You will not. Ramona's like, you know what? I won't, you know what? I'm sorry, I apologize. I just happen to be speaking with a very important person I was speaking to the Gecko Gecko I'm sorry I got him on the phone and I need to talk

to him about my ostrich accident okay but you know what your beach is more important and I apologize to him I'm so sorry. So you know what you little lizard I'm sorry for even making a gender out of you. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna start calling him All of us go. Okay, or we go. That's what I'm supposed to say now, right? I'm not supposed to say go I'm not supposed to say girl Now I'm just gonna say we Slash us. Okay. Yeah, you know what? I'm sorry the win.AN. You know what? I'm not even gonna fight with you. I'm just gonna go with the Flo.

Specifically Flo from Progressive, okay? Cause she's on the phone and she's gonna help me with my injury. Okay? I'm sorry. But that's just what it is. Talk about someone who's never been fired before. That woman's had a job for like 30 years. You better not call me fired. Hey, Flo, guess what bitch, okay?

You're in a commercial, I'm on a national television show, all right? Go fuck yourself Flo. I don't want to fucking hear about it anymore, all right? Hey Flo. You know what your name, you know what your name is? What I'm gonna knock you onto the minute I see your fucking face in person, the Flo. All right bitch? Well,' frack over here. It's not my fault, Sonia, she's the one who's not ready. She's the one still trying to teabag her face, okay? You know what, I don't know what it is why she's even banging my door.

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Go ahead, editors. It's like, take a Xanax. But she can't even redo her line properly. She goes, calm down, take a Xanax. I'm like, okay. So now they're gonna take little golf carts This is a thing that I guess just has to happen on any vacation now They have to be put in little little cars that they're uncomfortable with they're gonna take golf excuse me. It's called a moat

No, I mean for crying out loud. Wait, is it really can I rent a moat for people without Ben? Trashing my reputation and accusing me of renting a golf cart. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. And I apologize. I apologize. You're right. So Dorinda is going to drive one car and Kristen's like, I feel like Lou is like a good driver. So we get in her car. And somebody goes, do you think Lou's a good driver? The lady who slipped out of her handcuffs and beat up a cop and was thrown into the county jail, fall down drunk. The lady who fell into the bus,

this is the lady we think is a good driver. Have you seen her hula hoop? We know how her balance is. Yeah, Sonny goes, good driver. Nah. And then we see a montage of Luan being a bad driver, including on Crappy Lake when she backed into like a stop sign and knocked it over.

So then Kelly meanwhile, I guess Kelly is in charge of driving one car, which also seems scary, and she doesn't know how to turn it on. She's like, how do you even turn this on? So I was like, push start, push start. She's like, where, where? I don't know, I've got to do a cameo, it's expiring in 24 hours.

So this is where I'll start doing the cameos. So Sonia goes, I have to do this cameo because people are counting on me to cheer them up. Oh, that's, you're basically a nurse. You're basically a doctor. You're like a fireman. This is like a service job. Sonia is doing. So it's like a very, very important job. I know.

So Luanne's- Give her the nuclear codes. Luanne's motoring along and she of course is using it as a way to, you know, humble brag about where she lives. Well, you know, in the Hamptons, which is where I live, you know, parking's a huge problem, especially in the village of Sag Harbor,

which is specifically where I live. Wow, it's like, I just, I take Vespas everywhere because there's so much parking. Such a popular and exclusive place where I live. Do, it's like, I just, I take Vespas everywhere because there's so much parking. Such a popular and exclusive place where I live. Do you know what I'm saying, girls? Oh God, I love Vespas. I'm just so young and hip. By the way, this is not the part

where they all do dueling cameos. I'm humiliated with myself and you should be humiliated of me. You know what? You know what? You're human and that's what happens and we still love you all the same, okay? So basically, Kelly is still struggling.

Ramona's like, okay, you know what? Someone show her how to fix this, okay? Because I don't wanna have an accident, okay? Can someone, can we get a servant over here to show her how to use the car? I don't know what to do. We have to have an emergency break. Do you know how to use the break?

Can we call Avery? Should I FaceTime Avery? Okay, let me go FaceTime her. Her number, I saved her contact in here as, little daughter who looks like little old lady, okay? Okay, hold on, let me get Avery on the phone here, okay? But then someone comes over and helps them. Yeah, and someone's like,

I knew that was the emergency break the whole time. And she's telling her phone, she's like, I didn't even wanna get in the car with Luan. Do you see? People didn't even know where the emergency break was. This is what my insides look like. It's like, Oh my God, Sonia, Jesus. Everyone who ordered a cameo from Sonia during this week really hit gold because every cameo she just kept on turning the phone around to show what was going on with the production. I'm so jealous that I didn't book a cameo

from her at this time. Yeah. I'm actually surprised we haven't seen a million of these as leaks to whatever news has been out about this show. Well, there's probably not much news about this show. I'm doing that whistle lisp thing again. It's making me fucking crazy. I sound like I got new teeth without the pleasure

of having gotten new teeth. Oh, sorry. So they make it, they make it. Okay. So they arrive at shell of a person beach and, um, Dorinda is like, yeah, he's very beautiful. I'm Dorinda. And a guy named Maxim is like, I'm Maxim the beach escort.

Oh, do you take Venmo? You can escort me any day. Escort me a sit where? Just unzip your pants, Maxxum. Whoa, can we get some subtlety back here, Luan? Geez. And Sonya's like, what's your name? Maxxum, I'm Sonya. I just got here, fresh from New York. Oh my god, my hair just blew away. Thanks for getting it, Maxxum. What would I do without you? Hmm, here are my legs. So, uh. Val, I don't know what your position is here, Maxim. Not sexual wise. What? Oh my god, I almost fell, Maxim. Oh my god, there's so, I'm so embarrassed. You know, when it comes to men, the great thing about Sonia is she has all those

diamonds are a girl's best friend kind of moves, you know, like, oh my god, I just fell over and my left nipple fell out. So Sonia's like, yeah, I'm a little clumsy, but if I see a French guy, do I lay it on thick? I mean, wouldn't you? So now they go frolicking in the water and then they start talking about dinner and Lou Man tries to start with Ramona being like, well, are you gonna be on time?

She's like, sure, you know what? My friend Craig wants to come over with some of his friends. What time should I say to come over for dinner? And Kelly's like, oh, you know what? My friend Greg wants to come over with some of his friends. What time should I say to come over for dinner? And Kelly's like, oh God, here we go. And she goes, yeah. You know what? I reached out to my friend Greg. He runs the Petite Plague, OK?

It's like a regular plague, but it's very small. That's what petite means, OK? So it's not like a scary plague. It's like a non-scary plague. So I called them. And so I said, listen, Luanne and Sonia are desperate for men, so send her for whoever and whatever you have.

And you know, I can immediately walks to the table. She's like, you know what? Really don't like pottery. And she just moves it to the next table. I thought she said no smoking. I thought she had no smoking. She moved an ashtray away. So, oh, is that what it was?

It looked like a big pot. Both are viable. So I just thought it was so Ramona to be like, no, I don't want that on my table. It's very viable that Ramona would be anti-pottery. You know what, I just don't like pottery. Okay, I'm sorry, I don't believe in wizards. So then the waiter comes over and she's like, Sonya's like, oh my God,

they're just getting younger and younger. Whoa, how old are you? Okay, he's like 18. 18, wow, I can't believe, are you 18? He goes, no, I'm 23. She's like, whoa, it's so strange and refreshing to see a young person who actually looks younger than they are, unlike my daughter,

who looks about 40 years older than she is. Isn't that crazy, girls? So now they are talking about food, like who's having lobster or whatever, and Kelly is doing her makeup in an upside down phone, which is just, I know that your phone doesn't necessarily have to be right side up to be doing your makeup, but it's just funny watching Kelly do anything really. Does it give you a better shot if it's from below? Is that a trick

that people actually use? There actually, yes, there was a thing going around. I don't know if it's still current with the current model, but there was a thing where it was like a hack. Like you should always take photos with your phone upside down instead of right side up. Like that was like a thing that went around a few years ago. So Luan. Oh, that's from people who, that's so weird.

I look hideous like this. Oh, gross. Never again. Oh God, I'm hot again. Hi darling. Phone right side up. There's your tip for me. You wanna look like this, not like this.

You may have to write a sternly written letter to Buzzfeed. So Luanne is like, she's ordering food and they're talking about lobster and Sonia's like, I did hear that Kristin says she likes lobster and she's like, oh no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sonia goes, I did hear that Kristin likes lobster and she goes, it's Kristin and Um, I'm sorry. So when he goes, I did hear that Kirsten likes lobster and she's, um, it's Kristin and no, I don't like lobster. And everyone's like, it's,

Oh wow. So you got her name wrong and her food wrong. Huh? Kristen's like, Oh my God, like you don't know me either. Sonia. I mean, are you kidding me right now? Like, what am I on the wrong show? I think it's very kind that we're going to order lobster for the waitress. So Luanne's like she orders a million things. They're all sweating by the way. This must be like a billion degrees in this island because they're not even moving and they're all sweating there.

And Luanne's order well we're gonna have a salad and let's get some sashimi and let's get some of the grilled oysters and we'll also have if we get that tartar If you have any shoes, we just have some shoes our feet are a little sore. We'll have some shoes maybe Some you have some goldfish you just go to the store and get some goldfish just a little something to munch on and Chris Oh my god, are we like still ordering guys? You guys are like crazy old ladies Okay, everyone. I want to bring up a game. We can play. Let's talk about what how do they call it the elephant in the room? I mean, kids, am I right? And you sayings? Okay. So for me, first of all, I know Kelly forever. I'm like, Oh,

god, she's gonna come in on scary island again, girl, you just tried to do this. So she's like, Okay, well, before we film scary island, it was called scary island because it was scary. So where did that come from? Kelly? And Kelly's like, okay, well, before we film Scary Island, it was called Scary Island because it was scary. So where did that come from? Kelly? And Kelly's like, me? I named it.

Well, I named it Scary Island. And we see the clip of her being like, I'm stuck on Scary Island with terrible clip art. So, okay, so what the fuck happened? Like, you know, I mean, I love Bethany. Like we're good friends. And somebody goes, really? She's your good friend? Oh yeah, I mean, now we Bethany like we're good friends and then goes really she's your good friend. Oh, yeah

I mean, we know we talk more than you and me on the phone so this whatever it's Sonya was gonna say about scary island immediately gets halted because Saying the b-word with this cast is gonna get a reaction so when oh You just sunk yourself bitch, I cannot believe you just said that you talked to Bethany more than me! I mean I'm a caperized R! She goes, but I don't go visit her. She says, yeah, because she never calls you. Get back to reality, ding dong! And Simon is like, well I don't have to talk to you to be with you. What, are you a ghost? Yes you do. I call bullshit. You know what? You have more

communication with Bethany than you do with Luan and that's hurtful. You just said that. That's so hurtful. I love it. I love to say that is hurtful. Someone goes, I mean how do you think that makes me feel? You talking to the wicked witch of the west more than me? A brilliant artist? She's, well you know what? cut okay all right I will explain I will explain I will explain and Kristen's like Sonya what's hurtful is like especially after that conversation yesterday when you said you don't even text anyone but apparently it's Bethany and one of us yeah you know what just text suspect yeah we just miss you Sonya okay but you guys are my

friends I don't have to answer to you. And, you know, look, like, what are you guys saying? I'm not your friend. So now she's sobbing. And this is not like a fake cry to get out of it. Sonja's a mess. And these people know that she's a mess. And she's going through a really rough time, at all times, really since we started seeing Sonja on the show. It's really been one slow descent for Sonja ever since she's been on this show. one slow descent for Sonya ever since she's been on this show. And you can't give Sonya shit. She's very fragile, which is kind of funny because she's trying to make Kelly more fragile. She's like trying to fuck with people at this lunch, but then she's too fragile. So she starts sobbing. Yeah. Well, the thing is that like Sonya just says things I think, cause they sound funny

or they just sound right or sound like whatever. and so when they actually call her on it and like they cause the lie to unravel very very quickly then she loses it so she's like I mean if you don't understand I'm a friend and I and if you don't understand I'm a friend like okay don't cry don't cry it's okay we all know your cockadoodle do and during just like yeah it's not that important it's not that important. It's not that important. Don't worry about it. It's just like, you know, I choose my private time with you and you know that my vacations,

my vacations and my private time. I mean, do you see me out on Instagram doing things with people? Do you see that at all? They're like, okay, okay, settle down, settle down. And Sonia's like, well, I'm not with other people. And then she tells us, it's not that I don't love to be with them, but what they don't understand's like, well, I'm not with other people. And then she tells us, it's not that I don't

love to be with them, but what they don't understand is like, I have to work or like find a place to live. These girls are all Jeff setting all over the place and I'm bouncing from couch to couch, you know? And it's so sad, you know, because they're like, why don't you come to lunch, Sonja? And she's like, I can't afford lunch. You fucking kidding me? So Sonja, Dorinda is like, Sonja, let me find, I don't want to do this, Sonia?" And she's like, I can't afford lunch. You fucking kidding me? So Sonia, Dorinda's like, Sonia, let me find, I don't want to do this. And I don't want to hurt you. Listen, from one not as poor to a currently poor. Okay. I don't want to discuss this right now. Let's just move on.

Yeah. You know what, Sonia Rita, you know, you set me off. You said something about how less important I am and it hurt me. It really hurt me. So what I'm trying to say is this is all your fault bitch. Southern Dwendosh. Yeah, you know what? The Wann's feelings were like everybody else's ears around the Wann. They were very hard. Okay.

You know, if I send a text to Sonia on a Monday, I don't hear for two weeks and then she may eventually call back. You know, for a lot of girls, she's a slap in the face, and what we're rooting for Sonia, having her back for a long time, a really long, long, a long time, we've been waiting for her to rebound. Okay, can we go back to one of my favorite episodes of all time, Scary Island?

Go ahead, Sonia, I can't wait to talk about it. Let's move on, let's move on. There's a lot to unpack here. So Kelly is like, well, you know, she came- Well, Sonia's basically like, listen, I just want to know what triggered you, Kelly, because you were fine. And ever since I've seen you off of the show, you've been fine. But something triggered you that

day and it all and you triggered Bethany because Bethany came for you so what actually happened at Scary Island? The one question everybody has for Kelly Bensimon and then we get a clip of Bethany being like you are the most unintelligent human being I've ever had the pleasure of being around. Right and Kelly is like well she went after me so she could say she was the victim of a craziness that I have. But anyone that knows me, I'm like, so normal. I'm like, so normal. Everyone knows I'm normal. Everyone like ask anyone and they'll be like, she's normal. And so we get a clip of the rattle sound, which I love that. And then Kelly, the clip of Kelly being like, I've had nightmares for the past week about her stabbing me. Like,

Err-y, err-y, err-y, err. I'm like, Ah, ah, ah, ah. And then she's like, Err, err, err, err, err. And I'm like, Ah, ah, ah, ah. Very normal.

Yeah. What people also have to remember, by the way, is that like, Bethany, at this time in season two, Kelly basically dismissed Bethany and was, she literally had that scene where she said, I'm up here, you're down here. She was like, you're a tryhard. I have like rich and wealthy friends and you're like, who are you? And Bethany like that totally hit all of Bethany's nerves and triggers and Bethany

hated Kelly after that. And then in season three, when they went to scary island, you know, Bethany was just waiting for a chance to just go at Kelly and that's what scary Island was. And, and Bethany went at her. Bethany destroyed her. I don't, I did not see it that way at all. Kelly was coming for Bethany. She was right out the gate. I guess. Kelly wasn't coming for Kelly. Kelly was, Kelly wasn't coming for Bethany as I remember.

She was just standing up for herself against Kelly. Kelly wasn't coming for Bethany as I remember. She was just standing up for herself against Kelly. I mean, Kelly was being- Well, Kelly was coming for her about the cook and the chef thing too, but I think that Bethany was like- Oh, and the sobbing over the bag and the everything. And the other girls, because remember it was Luanne and Jill, they didn't go on the trip, but they were talking to Kelly on the phone the whole time. Like, Oh, what did that bitch do? What did Bethany do to you? Right. Guys, she's just like coming for me all the time.

Like, Oh, tell us more. Right. But I'm trying to remember what the, no, Kelly was coming for. I'm just saying that there was like a huge amount of animosity between the two of them. That was like, yeah, up to it. You know? So, um, but also something we're missing in all of this discussion about Scary Island is Kelly's Looney tunes. And she is also not very smart. Like she just never really seems to really get what anybody

else is saying to her. And, uh... She's also obnoxious. I'm wondering if Sonja is asking about drugs. And I wish that somebody would just come out and ask because in that episode, Sonja went to her room and Sonja said, you know what, your room smells like cat pee, what is that? And that's like a very meth-y smell. That was always what people speculated after that is that that's what meth smells like. Now, is that true? I don't know. But that was always kind of one of the gossipy things about this was, was Kelly on drugs. And I think that's why Sonia keeps saying, listen, I've seen you a

million times and you've never been like that. What was it about that specific day? And Kelly's just like jealousy. Everybody's jealous of me. Everybody wants to be me. I was well known before and she was just going to take down the socialite. So then they just keep on intermingling super famous clips of Kelly's meltdown. And Sonia was like, yeah, I just don't understand. You're always so normal. And I was like, well, she's not crazy.

They made her crazy. So Ramona then pulls Sonia to the side. I was like, listen, Sonia, she had a meltdown. And I think out of respect to her, I think we should just drop the subject. Okay? Which I kind of like when they do this, they're like, listen, listen, we are the four of us, you, me, you, me, Luanne and Dorinda. We know how to tear each other down and we just come back from it because we are used

to this. But Kristen, Kristen and Kelly, they can't, they can't do this. They can't do what we do to each other. So just pull back, pull back. I took it more as like Ramona. First of all, they don't even get up. She goes, I'm going to pull Sonya aside. Sonya stand up. Okay. Walk two steps right there. Sonya. We shouldn't talk about crazy pants in front of crazy pants. Also, I think she's like, Sonya, you were supposed to yell at Susan over there

about her husband cheating on her on the internet. Okay? Why are we talking about this other girl again? You know what? I've seen Kelly a thousand times since then. I never even once heard about her being crazy. You know, I haven't watched Scary Island yet, but I always try to go into all situations with an open mind. And I think that Kelly is quirky. You know, I haven't watched Scary Island yet, but I always try to go into all situations

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She totally, 100% has. You do? I don't at all. Cause Dorinda's always looking for like the, I'm gonna get you. I think Dorinda is ready. I think she's coming into this like, what? I don't know anything is crazy about Kelly. So she can turn around and be like, oh yeah, well now I looked at it and you're crazy. I don't think that I feel like Dorinda when she's off the clock, she's watching Law and Order.

I really do. So, um, uh, well this is before she was on the show, so all her friends were on this show. She had a lot of friends who were already on the show. So I just don't believe... Like, we see Dorinda in early seasons being in the background at parties and stuff. I just don't believe that she didn't watch the whole show before she came on the show. That's just... I just don't believe any Real Housewife

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So Dorinda says to the group, Hey everyone, guess what? When I see Kelly out, she's always very confident, she's in control, she doesn't even care that there's five cabs behind her in the middle of Fifth Avenue honking at her, telling her to jog on the sidewalk. She doesn't care. And then she said to me, I'm actually not very confident. Can you believe that?

And Ramona goes, you know what? Ladies, I have a secret that has nothing to do with Kelly. As insecure as we are as women, men are even more insecure. So just so you know, it's a fact, okay? That's a fact. Men are insecure, women are less insecure, okay? Ramona,

even on a season where she's like, I'm going to come on and have the best behavior ever. And everyone's going to forget that I'm canceled. She comes on to the, you know what? Everybody just want this table of women to remember the real victims here are men. Is this a secret? And she's like, okay, well, Ramona, who are you dating? Do you have a boyfriend? Do you, do you don't have a boyfriend? Do you have a vibrator? What's going on over there? She said, you know what? I have whatever I want.

I'm going to be a cook at about it. Okay. So they hint that she's hinting that she has a boyfriend. So they all start cheering for her. They, oh my God, Ramona, wow. Well, I just want to say, only because I can't really say, who would date Ramona? So instead I'll just say, congrats. Congrats, Ramona. What?

It's a very special romance and I want to protect it. I don't want to mar it, okay? I like to keep a log of everything that we do and everywhere we go. So I don't want to mar it okay I like to keep a log of everything that we do and everywhere we go so I don't want to mar it I keep a log of where we go mar a log go okay I'm very protective about it okay because you know what when you're in the public eye things can be destroyed and distorted I don't want to do that to so-and-so junior okay you know what I will say the rush has never been on our side

and here's paperwork to prove it. Pay passage around the table. All I have to say is when my anonymous boyfriend dragged me into a closet and pushed me up against a stack of military secrets and kissed me, I had never felt more in love in that moment, okay? Okay, so Ramona has a boyfriend. So now they're gonna dance around

and you know, because they're at lunch, who doesn't wanna dance? So they get up and start dancing. I think they're doing it on the show this season when they're like, well, scene's over, might as well dance. They did it literally three times. So they go back to the hotel and Sonya's like, let's get naked girls, let's swim, it's day two.

And they're like, oh God, Sonya, Jesus. She's like, I'm gonna get naked and swim in the pool. And then she does. And she starts like flopping all over the swan and like spreading, you know, like her legs are flopping open. And the woman goes, spreading, you know, like her legs are flying open and the one goes, well, I guess it's haunting. Also, one of my favorite visuals was when they came back to the,

to this villa from lunch. And I guess I don't know if they would walk up those steps to get into the villa or what, I don't know, but Luanne looked destroyed. Like our hair was just like in her face. She looked like the girl from the ring climbing out of the well. She's like, oh, Martin, I need a towel. I was like, I don't know. This humidity is not doing well for Luanne.

Also they're never going to, this is another thing that I think now is just in the formula. They are never going to rent them a house that's level. They're always going to have to walk up five flights of stairs to get to the house. Cause that was the last girl girls trip too, remember? They'd be like, okay girls, here we go up that hill again. The hill in Thailand in the summer. It's going to be fun. Oh my God, yeah, they had to go up that thing.

So now it's nighttime and Martin is just like, he's shaking a shaker behind the bar. He's like dancing, but he's like, yes, this is Martin's time to show off. Yes. And everyone's getting dressed and Dorinda is in her room and she is just lost and she's trying to find her clothes behind all these futuristic closet doors. And she keeps opening and closing and opening and closing. She's like, where's my necklaces? There's gotta be a necklace closet. I love a necklace closet. It's a sexy cloud. Is it this? That's the bathroom Okay, I need to remember that I'm gonna mark that down right in my brain. I'm never gonna forget where the bathroom

Oh my god, there's a necklace with the bathroom. I gotta pee. Damn it This room is making me feel crazy You can't remember which one you opened and you open another one you find yourself opening the same door five times And I want to take all my clothes out put put them on the floor. I think this room hates me. And I love that. So Ramona is at the table and she's like, Oh my God, where is everybody? I'm on time. Okay. Nobody else is here. It's not fair. You tell me I'm the book. Who's not there? It's me. Ramona. Where's everybody? Oh my God. just go back to your room already. Jesus Christ, you were on time one time.

So Kristen joins, Ramona's like, you know what, I'm just in a bitchy mood because Luan yelled at me for half an hour about being late and now it's 7 10 and she's keeping me waiting, right? So then Dorinda shows up and everyone's just getting dressed and Luan's like tonight's my night and I wanted to make every something very impressive for my dinner. Très bien. Sifu tower. We play a little game and

I wanted the table to look gorgeous and if Ramona pulled through then maybe there'll even be some eligible bachelors for me Luan. Oh really? You know what? You know what you're eligible for? A ticket for being late, okay? Cause you're late. And I was on time and you yelled at me for being late to win, okay? And she's like, oh, oh, se revanche, toilette. Do you know this word?

Toilette. I don't know, but it sounds like, sounds like Lindsay. Lindsay, she's talking to you. Her name is Kristen. I had to poop. And so She's talking to you. Her name is Kristen. I had to poop. And so then we cut to Martin and we stand out. We cut to Martin standing outside of her door, listening as the flush happens,

which is so weird. Not really. It's a French flush though. So it's a bulls. So now they're all toasting to a wonderful time together and Kelly joins them at the table and Sonia's like, are we sticky? It feels sticky here. Oh, we're very sticky. Yeah. Well, by the way, Sonia Rita, I'm sorry we made you cry today, but when you cry, we laugh.

So we need a little chuckle here and there. Oh, that's fine. I just don't want you to think I don't love you more than other people. And you know, other people have ulterior motives and you know, that's fine. I just don't want you to think I don't love you more than other people and you know Other people have ulterior motives and you know, that's it. And that's why I don't leave my house because people are like hi You're so beautiful. Can I have a picture? Hi, I love you. Can you get me into this party? You know how it goes No You don't you don't have people like that in your life. Not really. Oh Sonya, I'm so sorry. You have so many bloodsuckers in your life."

She goes, you don't? She's like, nope. Which I thought was hilarious because Luann, you don't know the other bloodsuckers because you are a bloodsucker. You are that person. We've heard stories of Luann from friends in LA like, oh, so Luann said that she would hang out, which is weird. I was like, do you know her? No, but then she asked me to take her to a yoga class. So I did. And then she just kind of had me pay for it. And then she asked me for lunch.

So I took her to lunch and then she had me pay for that. I was like, are you something, a pattern here? She's like, but it's so exciting. It was Luan. Like, yeah Stop answering your phone. So Kelly so Kelly turns to the way and goes, you know what? I need to go out with you more like now that you're drinking a little bit like now we can actually socialize Let's go. Well, thanks a lot. No. No, I mean like we can go outside like not just like dinner She goes well, you know because now I drink on occasion. That's my new line

Yeah, but like anyone can have like a steak, but like you always go out with friends. Like, like I want to do more with you, Luanne. Like we should do more. Yeah. And, uh, we don't really know what she's getting at because it's really weird. Like she has a thing against dinner. Okay. Which is a Kelly thing to say, right? Like, really weird, but she has a thing against dinner. She does not want to go to dinner. So Luanne's like, okay, which is a Kelly thing to say, right? Well, she's a model. Weird, but she has a thing against dinner. She does not want to go to dinner. So Luann's like, well, Kelly, I love you. So you want to go there?

Let's go there. How many times have you invited me to the Rangers game? What? It was like, wait, what? Rangers games? What? Hockey? What? I laughed out loud at that. What the fuck? What? So she goes, well? Rangers games? Hockey?

I laughed out loud at that. What the fuck? So she goes, well, how many? Then Kelly's like, um, I'm not allowed to. That's why I'm not allowed to invite anyone to the Rangers game. So I mean, whatever. I'm just not allowed. But you go to the Rangers game all the time. She goes, then Sonya, I don't, did you hear this in the background? Sonia goes, Oh, I know all the Rangers. Did you hear her say that in the background goes, oh, I know all the Rangers. Did you hear her say that in the background, Sonia? I know all the Rangers. They don't even acknowledge it

because she's so, she's so like Sonia. I know, yeah, I'm friends with all of them. Mark Messier, Wayne Gretzky, you know, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, all the Rangers, I'm friends with them. So Luanne's like, well, you know, I'm dying to go. She says, listen, I asked and they said, no, Luann, okay, stop being weird. Okay. I'm the only one who's allowed to go use the tickets. She says, oh, really? They said no to me, Countess Luann de Laceps, Cabaret star. Said no to everybody,

period. She's like, well, you've always said we'll go to the Rangers game and we'll go double date with your boyfriend. Guess what's never happened. Rangers double date. Who's your boyfriend? I don't even know at this point. How dare you? Well, Luan, it's not, they're not even my tickets to give out.

And they're just like, Oh, why do you want to go to a Rangers game? Who goes to hockey? And also, I'll tell you who goes to hockey. Hot guys. By the way, can we, I wish we never get any context about Kelly and Rangers games. Does she have season tickets? Does she know someone who gives her season tickets? Does she have a friend at the organization? We never really understand. We just know that she gets to go to these games a lot, but she's not in control of the ticket So Luann's like listen, you can't just blurt out

I want to spend more time with you and then not invite me to the Rangers game Okay, cuz if I'm gonna get my teeth blown out by something it better be either be a cock or a puck You know what I'm saying? So who's Scott Littner that's her boyfriend so Scott Littner? That's her boyfriend. So Scott Littner, Kelly Benson, my boyfriend, Scott Littner. Let's see who he is. Scott Littner advises spaulding leadership and staff on the fundraising strategies and donor engagement activities that support life changing work of spaulding. Oh damn it. I can't click on LinkedIn. He's someone rich who has, who has, okay, if these are his tickets, I guarantee that Kelly can say, Hey,

I want to take my girlfriend Luanne out to a hockey game. Can, can I use your tickets? And if it's a boyfriend who's like of a decent, like even like base level boyfriend. He'll say, sure. Sure, I'll let you take those tickets. Now I cannot clink on LinkedIn because it was making me so crazy and let's face it, I don't work. So I was like, why do I have LinkedIn? So I canceled it and got it off my phone.

And now when I click, it says you have to sign into LinkedIn. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to. So here's the blurb I'm seeing from Google, from LinkedIn. Scott Littner's post, ticket to the New York Rangers versus Columbus Blue Jackets game on February 28th, inclusive of food and beverage. Oh, so we sell them. Do you think that means he's posting about it? And then it says, on another post, it says ticket in a private suite for players inclusive of complimentary food and beverage to the New York Rangers. Does he have a box? Does he have a box? It sounds like at the very least he maybe he's like reselling his tickets. So maybe like if he can't use them, he sells them. And so if he's

telling Kelly, oh, no, you can't use this ticket because I've got to sell it, then you're maybe fundraising. Because I think he's super rich. I can't be I can't maybe well, I don't know. If you're rich enough to have the tickets, you're rich enough. Cause I think he's just super rich. I can't be, I can't maybe, well, I don't know. If you're rich enough to have the tickets, you're rich enough to let your girlfriend invite her friend. So either way, Kelly's like, Luan only wants to go to the Rangers game with me to meet a guy. And if she was like, oh, I want to hang out with you

on a Tuesday, that'd be amazing. But it's not, which I can see Kelly having a point there. But also if considering that Kelly's not willing to hang out with Luan, but it's not. Which I can see Kelly having a point there, but also if considering that Kelly's not willing to hang out with Luan if it's only for dinner, then that's, of course, then Luan's not gonna invite you to that either, ma'am. Well, how is using somebody the same thing as not wanting to go eat?

Well, no, meaning that Kelly's like, listen, she only wants to hang out with me so she can go to a Rangers game. She doesn't want to hang out with me just to hang out. But then when, but then like Kelly just said, oh, now that you're drinking again, we can actually go out, which means that like she, Kelly was unwilling to go just get a meal with Luanne.

Well, yeah, it is much different with like go out people when you're like, oh my God, I have to sit there sober with people. I mean, I go out is much different with like go out people when you're like, Oh my God, I have to sit there sober with people. I mean, I go out with totally different people. I mean, what this really speaks to is how, um, how like flimsy this relationship is that Kelly thinks the worst of the way and the way I think the worst of Kelly and it's all coming to a head in the Rangers game. Well, it's actually kind of explained to us as we go,

but I just keep needing to like talk. I don't know why, but I'm like, she really hates dinner. She's just like, okay, well, if we don't have to go to dinner, then that's fine. We can go out and not just have dinner. It's like, it's so weird to just go to dinner. Why does everybody go to dinner? Why do I have to do that?

Why that's the only thing? But also- I want to go to dinner. Kelly is obsessed with dinner. But also the other thing is that like, well, we, while we find out what emerges over the course of the next two episodes is that like, yes, Luanne probably does want to go to the Rangers game or does want to hang out with Kelly just to go to the Rangers game. But also it sounds like Kelly has dangled the Ranger game to Luanne.

She's like, we got to go to a Rangers game. So you can't say we got to go to a Rangers game and then get upset when someone's like, when are we going to go to that Rangers game? You know? Right. Well, that's what we find out. Right. Is that, um, it turns out that Kelly is always saying, Hey, you know what we

should do? We should hang out. I'll take you to a Rangers game one time. But then she never follows through or asks, actually asks Luanne. She was one of those people that's it's very LA, right? just came one time, but then she never follows through or asks, actually asks Luanne. She's just one of those people that's, it's very LA, right? Like that's a stereotype of LA where you see someone

and you're like, oh my God, we should do lunch. Yes. And then you never hear from that person again. But every time you see them, they act like your best friends and insist that you go to lunch. But then when you text them, they never text you back. Right, and that's what Kelly does. But then she does it while simultaneously,

flaunting her access to something really cool. So Luann's like, oh, I'm gonna call, I'm going to, I would like to go to that hockey game. Now, remind me, is hockey the game where you throw the football through the basketball hoop? I love that sport. Okay, so now they get oysters and we're waiting for this big Ramona scene because we see a clip of Ramona eating an oyster, which is like, oh yeah, oyster.

And you know, just being disgusting with an oyster and saying oysters or an aphrodisiac, okay? Wink. Um, but then they can't eat the oysters that way because they're not that kind of oysters or they're just like not properly prepared or something. But I think were they not properly prepared? They could have said they're too deep. That means, I think that means that they were not there. So they don't slide out.

No, they still could have eaten them. I think it means that whoever prepared the oysters to not go in with the knife and get under it. So either way, they can't sl eaten them. I think it means that whoever prepared the oysters to not go in with the knife and get under it. So either way, they can't slurp it for whatever reason. It's a mystery. Okay. So, um, Martin opens, uh, Martin holds a chair open for pulls a chair out for Ramona. Whoa, Martin, you're such a gentleman. Your mother taught you well. Guess what? I'm actually a mother, but you'd be surprised because my daughter looks older than me. Isn't that crazy?

Wow. And Luan is just like, wow, look at all this turquoise lighting. It's like my entire jewelry collection is under this table. This is all for me. All for me, Countess Luan, a cabaret singer and music recording artist

who's not invited toola's and Rangers games. All right, girls, look under your plates. It's a game. This time there's questions. It's like, all right, here we go. God forbid anybody have a fucking conversation on these shows. So Dorinda's like, well, okay, everybody,

just know that we don't have a sign C, so it's nothing personal. So when someone says, what's your name? It doesn't mean you, Kristen. Okay? So I'll take it that way. By the way, as games go, I like this game because this game had questions that were kind of like

relevant to the show and the experience as opposed to like, have you ever done anal while in an elevator? So, Kelly's question comes up first. What's something that you weren't honest about on Real Housewives that you can be honest about now? And she's like, okay, well, when I was first on the Housewives, I was dating someone

and I was in a bad situation, so I decided not to talk about it. And instead of coming out and telling you guys and the fans that I was going through this and need help to navigate it, I kept it to myself. And after Scary Island, I was dating a guy and I broke up with him because I didn't want people to say, you're a crazy person.

So yeah, that's my story. No, they didn't want, they don't want, she didn't want people to say, oh my God, now you're just with a crazy person because everyone thought I was crazy after Scary Island. Right. You know? And Ramona was like, oh, he knew who you were? She goes, yeah.

Luan says, forget the guys. From watching the show. What about you made you think that people thought you were crazy? I love that Kelly is like that show ruined me because everybody thought I was crazy. And they're like, yes. Why do you think that people thought you were crazy? Crazy, Kelly, let's delve into that. Did you look at that and say, oh, I may have overreacted sort of like the way

you may have overreacted when you shunned me from a Rangers game? She goes, well, I was disappointed that I didn't really stand up for myself and be like, this is not happening. I'm not gonna do this. It's like, yeah, but you did it on two trips. Everyone talks about Scary Island,

but also there was Morocco too. Oh, and there will be this trip. I mean, let's be honest. Right now at this moment. So Sonia is like, well, you did freak out when the goodie bags came out. And then we see a clip of Kelly freaking out when she sees the terrible clip art at her door.

And Sonia is like, you were just crying in your room. I mean, what was that? Because I was like, you know what? This is not cool. Like we're on a TV show. Like we're not on a TV show because like it's an advertorial, but now it's an advertorial. Like that's just like not cool.

Aquaphorah. So, so. Yeah. And Sonia's like, well, Luanne, remember you got upset today when Kelly brought all those gifts out and like, and we see a flashback of Luanne muttering, I mean, don't look at gift horse in the mouth and give us a gift and shut the fuck up. It's like, you have to open it. No, my eggs, a la Frances are getting gold.

Oh, by the way, that's not what look a gift horse in the mouth means, but okay. Uh, so then we see, um, then we cut back and send this like, but that wasn't an ad and Kelly's like, no, that's just me being generous. So like, like that was me saying like, look, here are all the great brands I'm obsessed with. You know what I mean? Like in this case, I couldn't put myself in a bag and give myself to Kristin, you know, cause that would be a brand that she would be obsessed with. But you know what I'm saying? Like there's just like certain brands

that like I thought you'd like. So like I bought them and then I like put them in a bag. Like I already had them. It's nice to see that no matter what cast of Rony is on screen, they're still gonna fight about the gifts in a gift bag and suspicion of ulterior motives. So Dorinda is like, okay, I've had my question. Okay, who has changed the most since being on the show?

And you know who I think has changed the most? Cause I'm just gonna use this as a way to try to like bring up a really painful part of her life, but try to do it in a way that sounds like it's a compliment. Kristin, you know what? Since, you know, your children grew up, you had small children. Yeah, me.

And then when you were fired on this show so long ago your kids are grown up I mean, what are they old people now? I mean dinosaurs have stopped existing since Kristen was fired It's been that long since Kristen was fired from the show fast everything you had to go through Do you even remember you do you have a memory or do you have to watch it in black and white? I mean is it a talk even I always say when people get fired from their jobs, that causes them to change. And so Kristen obviously had to change the most because she's the only one who actually got fired in this group. You know what I'm saying?

So then the man's like, well, what did Kristen Tickman go through? Pray tell. And so it's like, Oh, well, her husband was on Dolly Madison. Yeah, that's really hard, but I do love her music. You know, can't really fault her there. The one's like, I don't even know what that is. And she's like, well, it's where married people date the married people.

I don't know if it's true or not, I'm just saying. And Jordan is like, okay, Sonia, look at Sonia. I had no idea when I said Kristen had changed that this would turn into Sonia slut shaming her husband. But go off, Sonia. So she's like, listen, my bankruptcy was on the cover of the New York Times. So I know what it's like.

I've been through a lot of shit too on this show. Jill brought that up with me. So. I mean, I remember when they brought up my bankruptcy at a session of joint Congress. It was just a very pressing thing. And to have the president mention it at the State of the Union,

it's just a lot to have to go through, having the entire nation's eyeballs on your thing. So I understand what Kristen went through, just on a larger scale, for me, of course. Someone bringing up someone else's most painful moment just to brag that they also had a painful moment and theirs was on the cover of the New York Times. I mean, it's just so this show. So Kristen's like, um,

hitting bankruptcy is a little different than what we're talking about. Just saying. And so then during this, uh, yeah, I'm starting to, I'm starting to sense some pain coming from Kristen. Let's explore this. So then the producer asked Sonia, by the way, do you know that it's called Ashley Madison, not Dolly Madison? asked Sonia, by the way, do you know that it's called Ashley Madison, not Dolly Madison? Sonia's like, well, whatever it is. Cause you know, Dolly Madison was, and they put it on screen. Dolly Madison was a first, was the, was James Madison's wife or something for former first lady, which I would love by the way, I would have loved it if the, um, if the name of a cheating

site was just named after a random old first lady. I think that's kind of fun. Barbara Bush. We come to unload on, you know, college students. What the hell? Lady Bird Johnson for when you wanna sleep around. So Kristen's like, oh my God, let's just get it out of the way. Because I know these women are going to be asking me about Dolly Madison or about Ashley Madison. Like just bring it up already.

So Dorinda's like, oh my god, I didn't know it was called Dolly Madison. But Ashley? Well, that just sounds dirty. I mean, Dolly Madison sounded okay. Ashley sounds like a stripper. You know what, Kristen? Marriages go through shit, you know? Sometimes people get fired from their jobs many, many years ago. Sometimes if, I don't know,

if like a wife is super annoying, the husband may cheat on her, things like that. But you didn't get divorced because a lot of us got divorced, but you don't have standards for yourself. So congratulations to you. I was like, oh my God, Terinda, seriously? Thank you so much for saying that

Dorinda honestly and you know what like you were the only one who reached out to me and was like I'm so sorry about that. She was like yeah it was so sweet you said like I don't even care about what's going on I'm just thinking of you at the time. Oh yeah I don't think that was me. It was you! It was the nicest thing! Yeah I think I was trying to send that to someone named Josh. And I'm not really sure. Oh, kind of. I'm

pretty sure I was trying to reach out to Carson Chrisley. But I think I must have had Kristen Taichman instead. Sorry. So Kristen's saying like, you know, she's like, you know what, like, we got off on the wrong foot with this vacation. But like, maybe I'm happy she brought this up because like during the night could? Like we got off on the wrong foot with this vacation, but like maybe I'm happy she brought this up because like Dorinda and I could like be really getting back on the right track. So, and then Kristen goes, and by the way,

I'm still the only one who's married. And they're like, kudos to that, kadoos to that. Ha ha ha ha ha, bitch. Tomatoes, tomatoes, I'll ask her again later. So I know it's basically it. Chris thought she got off scot-free. Okay, we still don't like that answer. Yeah, we will still torch you with this

until you cry, basically. So now Ramona is like, whoa, you know what? It's my turn. What's the worst thing a man did to you? Oh my God, okay, here's the worst thing that a man did to me, okay? One time I was on a date with this man and he took me to a gas station,

and then he pulled over, and then he asked for my credit card so we could get the gas. That is the worst thing that ever happened to me. You know why? And unfortunately, it was my father, and I was 12 years old, and I said, Dad, you can't do that to me.

And then it's reminded me ever since, and that's why I will never pump gas for a man. Okay, you haven't been left by a man who was fucking somebody who was fucking like the nanny. Well, they didn't have a nanny, a nanny in your home that you purchased. What are you saying? The worst thing is that somebody asked you to pay for gas. Yeah. It was a terrible, terrible time paying for gas. I've never been more offended, okay? And then I was like, well, I would have asked him

to buy me a pack of cigarettes and take it off. So she goes, you know what? And then a week later, I made him a beautiful dinner because yes, I still decided to still see him. And he goes, Ramona, when you invite me somewhere, you pay. So guess what? I had Avery in the wisdom of her old age write a text so that way I could break up with him right after father's day, okay?

So yeah, you know, now I know how I should be treated and each and every one of us is special and we should only be loved by a special man or woman or whatever you go, whatever gender neutral thing you do, okay? Modern words and pronouns, okay? It could be a woman, it could be a man, it could be a goat,

because it might as well be, like if men and men are together, women and women. Okay, Ramona, wrap it up. You were sounding progressive there. Okay, that's all I'm saying. You know what, you wanna marry a goat, go for it. That's it, I'm just not gonna pump the goat's gas, right? So now the producers are like, well, it's 10 p.m.

Send in the men. So this lineup of men walking. Can I ask you a question? I'm so sorry to interrupt you, but was it Ramona's nanny that Mario was sleeping with? Because I said it's not her nanny, it's a nanny, but maybe it was her nanny. I mean, this was a long time ago, right?

I don't remember. It may have been a nanny in the Hamptons. May not have been their nanny. I don't remember damn it Sorry everybody if I got it wrong And the story it was a real it's a real big splash So now the guys walk in it's like ten guys who look bored and scared and are like this $50 we're getting better be worth it. So the ones like oh look man. They better be single. Yeah

And was like like, mush. Yeah, 10 guys, okay? Let's get them in here, single and ready to mingle, okay? This is so awkward. This is very Lindsay Lowen Beach Club, where it's like, okay, your job is to serve drinks and then fuck the guests. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

So this is very that, and these guys show up like, please pick me so I can get a bonus, but also please don't pick me yet, please. Oh my God, what am I doing with my life? Please. They will not like even sit down on the chairs. They don't even want to engage in that way. And they're just like,

listen, I'm thinking some hunky guys are gonna show up, but these guys, I mean, they're cutest, but they're just can be, but did their mothers bring them over do they need to be? Oh my big night. They're like little babies so They're like then one guy goes up to language You are very handsome

Mercy I haven't been called Handsome in quite a while. I mean that is that is that is quite hilarious that he would call me a verifiable music star. Handsome. Excuse me, sir. Just so you know, handsome is for men. Beautiful is for me. Okay, you want to try that again from the top? You look beautiful. Good. Good job. Good job. Me, beautiful? Thank you. Three, two, one. Hit it, boys.

Okay. So then Sonia sees this and she's, wait a minute, why are you flirting with him? I'm the one who invited him, right everybody? And then we see a clip on the beach of Sonia talking to this guy who was DJing, right? And she's like, you should come to our house later. And now this guy ends up being kidnapped and bound and gagged and shoved to this house. Oh my God, that was you. The guys are all clumped together and the girls are all clumped together. It's like a middle school dance and Kristen's like randomly talking to the guys,

just trying to be friendly. And she's like, why am I the one to talk to these guys? Like I'm the one, I'm the only one who's married, still married, still married. She keeps, I'm like, Kristen, you better be careful. Okay. You are still married. She keeps I'm like Kristen. You better be careful Okay, you are still married but the more you announce that on reality TV The look the lower your chances are of staying in that status Will enjoy flirting with Kristen everybody. She's the youngest but if I rings the oldest So they She's turned, just like, so, uh, how'd you guys all gather and find this place? And they're like, oh yeah, we all work together.

She goes, oh really? They will kill my family if I do not come. That's fair. That's fair. So they all work at the Petit Plage and they are all miserable. And there's one guy who's just like so miserable. He just like they're like so How was your day? He's like fine He's like so unhappy to be here right now and then turns out to be there later in the next episode

So they're trying to make small talk with these guys They don't really speak English that well and if they don't want to be there and they seem terrified And the ladies to be there and they seem terrified. And the ladies, to be fair, seem the same way. They're like, why would they bring us children to fuck on television? Like seriously? Even I have limits, you know? So they're talking about how good, Kelly's talking about how smooth Luanne is.

Just look at her and Luanne's like, well, it's nice that you came to say, hello, is it me you're looking for? Dun, dun, dun, cause I see it in your eyes. Oh my God, please, please. Oh yeah. So then Sonia's talking to Maxime. She's like, oh, so you're 28, so you have a driver's license, right?

He's like, yeah, I've had it for like nine years now. Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ramona, I mean, Sonia, I can't believe she asked that of you. I mean, of course you have a driver's license, right? You have a, okay, well, this is a real great conversation going on here. Unfortunately, 20 year olds are like my son's age. So they're off limits to me. At least that's what I'm gonna say publicly on record

And so we find out it's one guy's birthday and during this like oh my god 31. Thank God. We broke a 30 There's one person here older than my daughter. Happy birthday, baby. All right, and then the man's like like, ah, happy birthday to you. And she's doing her jazzy thing. Ah, happy birthday. She's sort of doing a mix between classic happy birthday and Stevie Wonder happy birthday, cause Stevie Wonder's like, happy birthday, happy birthday. She's like, happy birthday, happy birthday dear Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Dear Richie.

They've also added, she's also learned how to add a little vibrato into it, which is very funny. Like all these years of doing cabaret, finally she's starting to go happy. Is someone starting up an old car? So the women are all of course making fun of her cause this is what she always does. And you know what? That's the land. The deeper, the better. No pun intended. You know, we need, we need some dance music and potentially some Rangers tickets. Come on,

let's hit it boys. So then like, let's dance again. Let's transition dance into the next scene again. If it couldn't get more awkward, now they're making them dance, okay? It is so embarrassing to watch this. The guys are so pained. And Sermone is like, you know what, you have long hair,

you should be the pirate because we're on this television show. And one of the famous things was me eating oysters. But since you don't look like an oyster, I'm gonna do another funny thing, which is when Luan fucked a pirate in the garden. So go put on this pirate outfit and Luan's gonna fuck you in a garden.

He's like, okay. So he does and he comes out and they kind of do some flirting things. And Luan's like, wow, the pirate's even a little young for me. I'm not sure that I... I mean, he's no Johnny Depp, okay? This guy looks younger than the pirate 10 years ago. You know what?

Luan loved this new pirate. Like, just see, I could see the way that she was looking at him. Like, he was like, darling, come to the boudoir. I mean, that's what she was saying, okay? Cause she's a slut. And Sonia's like, Luanne's not gonna go for this pirate. It's too squeaky clean and too youthful.

She wants a dirty pirate. The kind of pirate that'll fuck you in a garden basically. And I just don't think this guy looks like he's plundered a lot of booties in any way on any sort of vessel. So Luanne's like, wow, these guys are sweet, but they're past their bedtime. But we still got five days to go. My right girls. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives ultimate girls trip Real Housewives of New York legacy. There's a lot of

abbreviations for this one. This one's R-H-U-G-T-R-H-O-N-Y. It's it's a lot. U-G-T-R-H-O-N-Y. It's a lot. L-G-C-Y? It's a big acronym, such a good show. I mean, I kind of think that Bravo may be messed up a little bit. They should have, because the original plan was

that Rony Legacy would be its own show. I mean, branding wise, that's such a strange thing to do, but like seeing just the chemistry with this cast is just so, it's just so good. I don't need to be ornery and disagreeing. I am completely the opposite. I enjoy it. Like, of course I'm laughing my ass off,

but I'm like, this is all they needed was this vacation. I don't need another season of this. Like, it's just, to me, it's just a lot of like, I can't wait to fuck some young guys. And suddenly being like, you know, I'm a young guy. Like to me, it's just the fuck some young guys. And suddenly being like, you know, I'm a young guy. Like to me it's just the same thing as ever. And I'm like, you know, I can, I think it was a good idea to reboot,

but I hope that they do some more girls trips with these chicks. Maybe that's the answer. I'm like, you know, I'm a big fan of a short season anyway. Like I love a good 12 episode season of something. So. I mean, I think maybe that's the answer. And I think that maybe when they when they shoot these shows that film for one week

or even two weeks, like the case like Winterhouse, which may be three weeks, they kind of have to like squeeze every drop out of it. And maybe with like a proper season, it would not be as much like I just need a man. But they kind of have to rely on that content because this is like all they got out of one week. But either way, regardless, I just I think these women are so funny when they're together. I think that it's just like that banter that comes from people who've just known each other for years and who have such uneasy relationships with each other who have constant access to grind, who have egos. It's

just great. It just hits my pleasure spots. So anyway. Well, this is your favorite too. This is New York is your old school favorite. It's my favorite. Okay. So thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back with a recap of the third episode. Just keep an eye on your feeds, be sure to subscribe and we'll catch you in the next one, okay? Bye everyone! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .. It's the Green Fairy.olas. She don't miss no trick-a-lis. She's never scary. It's the green fairy. Jamie.

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