Watch What Crappens - #2525 Below Deck Med (S09E12) Part One: Any Port In A Storm

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hello, great, great. How are you doing today, sir? Doing fabulous. We're here to talk some below deck med, a very rainy episode. We also have

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And yeah, so that's like all the exciting news to share. What's going on with you, Ronnie? How'd you like this below deck episode? Well, I sure liked it. I'd just like to announce I tried gardening. Okay. So everybody go on. Let me wait for everybody to sit down. I appreciate the standing ovation everybody's given me. Speaking of which, I forgot to water Gail today. Oops. Okay. Go on. Well, she's probably dead because you're not as professional as I am who've gardened one time in my life now. It was hard.

What did you do? I can see why people think like, oh, I'm going to garden now because it's expensive to give a gardener and there's a lot out there. And I was like, well, I could do some of this. Like I can rake. You know what I mean? There are certain things that I'm like, so what are you being lazy about? Go rake something or leaf blow it, you know? And then I have all these wildflower seeds, because I want some color, but I don't want to have to do anything. So I was like wildflowers, how about that? But of course to do that, you have to dig little holes to put the seeds

in. Okay. I looked it up on the YouTube. So I watched some YouTube stuff and basically I saw my future. I was like, I'm going to be a gardening YouTuber because I can be like, guys, here's how to do a wildflower. Okay. But then I just squealed like a girl the whole time. Do you know how many things are outside? Yeah. So many different kinds of things outside. I never go outside. So I don't really see that many things, just the different kinds of lizards I saw. And then you know how many things live in the dirt. Yeah. How many things in there? I mean, there's spiders that just walk around under the dirt. Did you know that? How do they walk? They've got so many legs.

Don't you know like literally the hottest spider club is called under the dirt. It's like it is, you can't even get in there on Saturday nights. But they just seem so broke. They seem so breakable. How are they all walking around out of there? I made a a little hole and it was all these spiders with white backs. They're like little great hairs. Like it was like early bird special. Oh, were they the ones that go hopping around? You know, that they were hopping everywhere. Those spiders love to hop. Those spiders are like, oh, you're going to come near me. Guess what I'm going to do. I'm going to hop surprisingly high right now. Little, little meth head spiders. There were all sorts of ants living under there. Yeah.

And so basically there was a lot of squealing. I can tell you this bugs do not care about squealing. They didn't, it didn't deter them. But totally unfazed. How many times have you swatted out a fly and you haven't killed the fly, but you've definitely like swatted it in its face. Like that fly is flying around the room and a hand comes and bash like a giant hand. Imagine like something the size of an ocean liner comes and hits you directly in the face. I would be like, Oh my God, Ronnie, you don't even know what just happened to me. I'd be off to the side calling everyone. I'm in shock.

And the ocean liner hit me in the face. Head on. Flies don't give a fuck. Flies are like whatever. And it was making the gayest squeal I've ever heard in my life. Flies don't care. You can swat a fly in the face and it's like whatever, I still need to do a few circles around this room. And over here you literally can swat them in the face

because they're as big as buses and they fly like that their size, you know, they're like, it's like the hot air balloon of flies. They're just like kind of going slowly around. You can literally just be like, get out of here. Like I hit it on the head and slam it out of your way. Anyway, nature, nature is difficult. And anybody who goes outside regularly, I tip my hat to you because that was a bitch and I probably did it wrong.

And unless seeds start growing on screams alone, I don't think it works, but I tried. Yeah. By the way, I have to say one of my favorite tweets that I saw recently over the past, I don't know, five, 10 years, read the, this is what my favorite tweet was. This is my favorite tweet was, flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room

and then pretending they can't get out. Grow the fuck up. They come in and then they start banging up against the window, like, let me out. Why don't you go the way you came in? It's still cracking the damn pigs. Don't you remember? Like the ultimate fucking victims. I'm telling you. Talk about the Yolanda, the Munchausens. Talk about Munchausen. It's like, oh my God, I

can't get out of here. You did this to yourself. You did it. Why did you come in here? Why did you come in here? Now you're buzzing around and knocking into walls. Okay. Well, this isn't about bug. Well, it is about pests. This is about below deck Mediterranean and the title of the episode is called the perfect storm. Do you know this is season nine, episode 12, which meant that for nine seasons, which is basically nine years, eight to nine years, do you know, at the production office, there were many discussions like,

is today the episode where we say the perfect storm? Is today the perfect storm? Is today the perfect storm? And they're like, you know what? It has finally arrived after nine seasons. Today is the perfect storm episode. Because it's such an obvious name for any below deck episode that they have to wait.

I refuse to believe that they haven't used the name the perfect storm before I'm going to write right now below deck episode. What's it called the perfect storm? Storm? Let's see. Below deck, Mediterranean. Okay, of course, the a million a million. What happened on season one episode of Below Deck? Was that, was that it? I don't know, but I just refused to believe that this is the first one. The crew faces the worst guests in three seasons on Below Deck Mediterranean. Captain Sandy to the rescue. When is this? Perfect storm. This was 2018 guys. Okay. This was the Hannah

episode, season three, episode two was called A Perfect Storm. You guys can't just use the same- A Perfect Storm? A Perfect Storm? A Perfect Storm. So this one's The Perfect Storm. Oh, for fook's sake. So you think that makes that big of a difference

that they can get away with it? I don't think- I say unfair. I say unfair as well. I think- I'm assuming bravo. You know what? I'm quitting. Bullshit. I quit I'm doing Bravo. You know what? I'm quitting. I quit this. This is not going to be a podcast about flies and is jumping spiders.

That's it. Okay. So we open with what's your best Ellie sitting on her bed, so excited to go on her date with Joe and she's curling her hair excitedly holding her curler. I mean, it's the proudest curling iron hold I've ever seen in my life. She's so excited. She's like a little girl.

She was about to go into a ballad. She was about to go into a ballad in her own Ellie musical, right? She's like, tonight I go into a date. Like this was her moment. And then Joe walks in and he gives this line of utter bullshit of, oh, I've never been asked on a date before. Oh yes, I've never asked anybody on a date before.

But listen, I think it's very serious. And I think I'm just flapping out, if I'm honest. I'm flapping out. She's like, okay. I don't know what this is. But I don't want anything serious, do you understand? I just don't, I just can't do anything serious with you." And she's like, um, I don't want anything serious either. We are having fun. I just

wanted to get to know you. He's like, oh, but to me, never having been on a date is just, it's so serious. You know, I, I just don't know if I'm ready. I feel pressured. Do you understand? You know, I, I just don't know if I'm ready. I'm, I feel pressured. Do you understand? Fuck off. You feel pressured. Are you, what are you talking about? You have no problem feeling people up in bars and like banging them in bathrooms,

but you have a problem eating a fucking awesome blossom with somebody. You know, that's a problem with the modern world. Everyone's fine with like literally fucking in public. That's, that's the gay. You know what. Everyone's fine with like literally fucking in public. That's the gay, you know what, let me just make it about me, okay? This is gay life personified. I can fuck you and never learn your name, but learning your name and going to dinner with you

is like insane. I'm like, what do you want, a marriage? You know? It's crazier having someone's dick in your mouth. You know what I mean? Sorry to make it too gross, but seriously, world. It really is. It really is. It's not the end of the world to have to sit and talk with someone for an hour, but he's just thinking, and well, in his mind, he's thinking, oh no,

I'm going to lead her on. I'm actually not that interested in her. I just wanted to get some booty and she was an option. I wanted to tick that box and now she wants more from me than what I can give. And then it'll be so awkward. I'm going to have to say, I'm not interested in it. I wanted to tick that box and now she wants more for me than what I can give. And then it'll be so awkward. I have to put it, when I have to say I'm not interested in not to come up with excuses. And then she might also get in the way of me getting other booty from other women, da, da, da, da, da, da. In other words, he's being a fucking coward and you know, there's no like just sit and talk to someone for an hour. And then that way, when you say, I'm not interested in pursuing this any further, you actually

have some evidence you can pull from and say, yeah, we had a date, I wasn't feeling it. But if you're just like cutting it off before the past, when you already said yes, you could have just said no initially, which would also prove that you're being a coward. You're just, this guy is, he's just a piece of shit. Yeah, this guy's an idiot.

Now, I liked how she handled this. She was like, I just asked you to go out for fun. It's like, no, no, marriage, marriage. What are you pregnant with my babies? What's going on here? What will grandpappy say? He's not ready to give me away. And she's like, what the fuck, bro?

And then she goes, OK, well, by the way, I'm sorry, someone is cutting granite right outside of the store. And that's just how life is going today. Sorry, well. By the way, I'm sorry, someone is cutting granite right outside of the store, and that's just how life is going today. Sorry, everybody. But he's like, she's like, now I must continue curling hair. Yeah.

Well, she immediately goes into stew on service mode where like someone's being a dick and she just goes, okay, well, that's no problem. Okay, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. No problem. Okay, thank you so much. I'm going to continue curling my hair. Okay, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. No problem. Okay, thank you so much.

I'm going to continue curling my hair. Okay, thank you so much. Thank you for coming by. Bye bye. Bye bye now. Have a great day. Bye bye. And then he tries to make an awkward joke where he's like, oh, well, I guess I'll curl

my hair as well then. Let me show you both of my teeth, gliding together as they do. She's like, okay, you can go. Good night. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for coming by. Thank you. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye bye. So she's like, ah, he liked me enough to make out with me a few days ago, but now you don't like me enough to get to know me as a person and talking

to me. I am Bunny. I am shark. I am bumblebee with tap shoes. I am whatever is in my costume trunk, sir. There are so many costumes you do not know about me. Does he mean anything to me? Questionable! I can understand why spiders eat their meat after mating. So, spiders. Yeah, there you go. Maybe this was the episode that got me gardening.

Maybe I saw the spider thing and I was like, you know what? I need to be attacked by a nest of spiders right now. I'm going to try gardening for the first time. So then Nathan and Joe are in their room and Nathan's like, he's like, bro. And Joe's like, so I said to her, I don't want to go on a date with her. And Nathan goes, I don't know what to say. Well, maybe I took it too seriously. I don't want this. I'm not going to force myself into something that I don't want because the date is like, I don't know. It's like she was like, I want to get to know you. Which is like, I respect her and it gets just like hard having conversations. Difficult.

Like what if I don't want an awesome blossom? What if I just want an okay blossom? So much pressure to enjoy the awesome blossom. I don't think it's that awesome. Who says blossom was awesome anyway? Frank, they hated her. I liked the girl with the funny hats instead. That was Punky Brewster. You're damn right it was. I also liked Six.

So then Ellie is, that comes in. Six was Blossom's friend. Six was Blossom's friend? I'm not sure they did that. So I thought you were talking about the girl from Stranger Things. Six was Blossom's friend. Six was Blossom's friend? What was her name again? So I thought you were talking about the girl from Stranger Things. I was like, so God. Millie at Stan's.

Millie Millwork, Millie Millwork, Aster, whatever her name is. What's her name? Millie. Millie. Millie Henderson. Millie. Millie Bob. Millie Bob Thornton.

She, that was basically her in Stranger Things. She's like, oh my God, I found a girl in my closet. And she's like, ugh. Just what I need, another moody teenager with special powers. You know what, like, can we just say something? If I were 11 years old and I had special powers, the telekinesis and whatever else that fricking six had. I would be the happiest little child you'd ever seen. Little gay Ben. You guys don't even understand the joy that would be coming

into your neighborhood with me doing things. Things would be moving around, floating around. I would be abusing the powers in the best possible way. But anytime children who have special powers are depicted in Hollywood, they're always so miserable. I don't believe children would be miserable if they could have special powers like bending spoons Hollywood. They're always so miserable. I don't believe children would be miserable if they could have special powers like bending spoons or moving things through air or doing whatever it is that Six did on that show. Well, but they got them through being traumatized.

Like, that's the thing. That's why she's so sad because they abused her and then they like, they electrocuted her. They did all sorts of bad shit. She had to hang out with Drake a bunch. Like, I mean, it was really, really bad what they did to Six. But you know what? I say trauma doesn't have to make you sad. I mean, Six bit some spoons and I found musicals.

You know what I mean? I wasn't sad. You know, like, learn to fucking tap dance. That's what I say to Six. Learn to step ball change and stop your fucking whining already. I know. She was honestly the mildest favorite part of that entire show. I only watched season one. Okay. Well, sorry, Millie, because you know, that's like our one like superstar.

Millie Bobby Brown. Is that her name? Millie Bobby Brown? Just kidding. We all know Obama listens to this. Millie Alton. Oh, okay. Her name is Millie Bobby Brown.

So Gail hears Joe being an absolute, absolutely insufferable prick about this situation. So she goes to check on Ellie, who is still pretending that she actually wants to curl her hair just because and it wasn't because she was finally escaping this boat to get some male attention at the Chili's. Okay. And so she's like, look at me enjoying curling hair, totally calm. And girls like, are you all right? Yeah, are you all right? It's like, I'm totally fine, I love curling hair. Stupid boys, boys are so stupid. I mean, give me break.

I am numb to everything at this point. And it is the first time I invited somebody on a date and he shuts me down, like I can't do it, I don't know what's going on, I can't do it, bro. We're just getting drink and talking, it's not that serious. Gale forces like. So sorry. By the way, Gail could have headed this off at the past. Don't forget that Gail sat there while Ellie was

so excited last episode and was like, I'm so excited for this date, knowing full well that Joe had no interest in going on it. Um, yeah, well, I mean, what's what's Gail gonna do? You know what I mean? Say, hey, I wouldn't bark up this tree. Yeah. Well, that's what I think to Ella. Yeah, she should. But I mean, I get her thing about coming in between the guys. But I mean, also Gale probably has like kind of a guilt complex going on because she had her boyfriend that she was like, I really don't want to cheat

on him. I just want to talk a bit strawberries. So she had that going on for a while. So then, um, Asia is like, needs to get up. She's in bed. So John, I was talking to Bri and breathing. Is your name. Can I come? Yeah. It's like, sure.

And, um, and then Nathan, cause they're going out and Nathan puts on a black turtleneck and beige slacks and a little necklace thing that he looks exactly like. A gold chain over the turtleneck. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah. It was basically a vintage rock picture. So everyone's laughing at him and everything. And Bree is asking Jono if Ellie and Joe are going on a date. And he's like, I heard her speaking to Asia about something like, I need to stop flirting or something. So, oh, sorry, that was that was Bri said, said that Bri is saying that she needs to stop flirting.

Yeah, which probably won't happen today. Just I'm just going to guess. So then we see Joe, we see a flashback to them flurrying where he's holding one of the red shirts, like he's a matador and she's the bull. And guys, this is like off the charts hot. So I love some bullfighting role playing. So yeah.

Oh, thick. So they're doing that. And John was like, you do need to stop flirting. Your job might depend on it. I'm like, yeah, he's not joking, Bree. He's saying you're going to lose your job if you keep on getting messed up in a situation with Joe. Yeah, but I don't think that's true because Ellie is not her boss. So they're's, so they're still making fun of, I love that they just keep making fun of that poor kid

for multiple scenes with him in his rock outfit. I know. So then Gale's like, oh, God, you need a fanny pack with that because I've got one that you could borrow. He's like, so I guess this isn't a look. No, I don't think so. Yeah, so Nathan's saying, oh, I felt like a knob and everything.

And they're just like laughing about this. And then we see Aisha leaning over Jono. Oh, so they're not there. Uh, I'm sorry. In the crew mess. She's like, oh, you just caught me pulling the undies out of me. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial.

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out of utter shock, who would ask someone on a date? I just don't want to go on a date. I don't want the pressure. Why are you making it sound like you're being victimized by someone? You're such an asshole. Yeah, and why are you still talking about this? Why are you, like you already said no

as a really embarrassing thing for her. Like just shut your mouth. You made your decision, move on, stop like talking to everyone about it, highlighting that this happened. Well, I think he's trying to win points with Brie and also stoke the jealousy fires. He's like, oh, well, she wanted to go on a date with me, Brie. But then I was like, no, stop coming on to me so hard. Am I right? Well, I think he knows that he was a dick by doing it. And he knows that word's going to get out that he's a dick and he's trying to do some,

he's trying to take a, it's not a preemptive strike, but he's trying to let people know that no, he's sort of getting ahead of the story. Like, oh yeah, no, I did it. That was too much pressure, too much pressure for me. I have a grandfather who died once, so it's too much pressure to go on a date. So Bree's like, well, I'm not surprised that he said no, but he should have said no before he said yes. It is just so chill to leave it dangling and not finish anything. I just hate when people don't finish things. Bree, Bree, sure, calling from the other bit. Did you finish that laundry before we left?

Damn, we're actually perfect together. Your Bre is just so good. I just love listening to it. So then they're getting at the restaurant and they're sitting down and Asia's telling John that she loves his outfit and everything. And then Joe, so now Joe winds up sitting next to Ellie after all that. Like why are you sitting next to Ellie? So she's just like, she continues to be in stew mode, right? Where everything he says, she's like, oh, that's very nice.

Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Okay. I'm going to look at this direction instead. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Like she's like, look at me totally unaffected by anything going on.

Are you curling your hair with the menu girl? I guess I am. That, you know, let the girl, it's my prerogative. Hmm. Am I right? So she's not only sitting next to him. Isn't Ian on her other side? I don't know if Ian's like directly on her other side, but he's very close to her.

And you just see her looking at the menu awkwardly while Joe grunts his teeth, trying to pretend he's totally happy. And then you just hear Ian going, if zombies became a thing, I would want it to be that way where they can only walk because running zombies, running zombies. I would be fucking with running zombies, but if they worked, it would be okay. I would be fucking shitting with running zombies. But if they worked, it would be okay. I'd be okay with zombies if they walked based on his ability to spot people on the dock, three feet away from him.

I think that even walking zombies could be an issue for him. It's like, okay, everyone, we are all safe here. This is a safe house. No zombies are around. It's like, ah, there's one right behind you. No, I'm pretty sure there's no zombies. Oh, just got beat. All right.

He would die from, there's no zombies. Oh, just got beat. All right. He would die from napping zombies. He would totally be like, oops, stepped on napping zombie, whoops. Whoops. You can get there. You could literally just, he would be the only one affected

by a slow ass napping zombies. So. What bad zombies. So now they're there. Oh, so then Joe is like, Joe's like thing trying to I think he's trying to endear himself or something. So he offers, he says, you want you don't want a rose. You want some rosé? He offers some rosé to Ellie. And he's like, you don't want any rosé? And she goes, No, thank you so much. I'm going to wait for my paloma. I'm thinking to the dealer.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Well, he's trying to do the typical fuck boy thing, which is, okay, I'm going to tell this girl, I want to go on a date with her. Then I'm going to publicly embarrass her. I'm going to dump her on camera and say, no, then act like it was pressure the whole time. And then I'm going to make her really pissed off at me. And then we're going to go to this dinner with everybody and she's going

to be giving me drama the whole time. So I'm going to be getting that attention from her while getting hero attention from Brie who, you know, like he's trying to do this whole thing. And she's not giving it to him. She's like, okay, look at the menu. And so he's like, oh shit, what do I do? So now he's starting the process all over again and and trying to woo her again, so he can hurt her feelings again. I mean, it's just so fucking textbook. And I

love that she knows the fuck boy. Okay. Yeah. And she's not gonna play into it. She's like, Listen, I know a fuck boy. I charged 990 month on 999 a month on only you think you're like you're some new special fucking person, you are lucky I was gonna spend time with you for free, sir. Well, also the classic thing that fuck boys do or this style of fuck boy is that they never want to look like the bad guy, right?

Because the power is that you look like the good guy or the sweet guy, and therefore you use that power to get into people's pants. And so here he is, he knows he's done something where he looks like the bad guy. So now he's really trying to fix it, fix his image, not trying to fix the situation. He doesn't really care about her feelings.

So he's like, so how are you feeling? Let's talk about tonight. Listen, I've never been asked on a date in my life. I got overwhelmed. It seems so serious to me. And she's like, yeah, that's why you went wrong. And then he tells us, here is the latest in Joe's tragic backstory. He says, the last time I was in a relationship was 2017. And that's when we broke up because I was having

a rough time. I was sleeping in my car, no job. I couldn't give her my true self. And I put on weight and I thought, I thought I don't deserve this woman. Look at me, five pounds heavier. So that was me at my first, that was me first, last first. I was so mad when he was like, and then I gained weight and they showed him and he looked the same, but with like lip injections. I was like, so wait, your version of gaining weight is getting Lisa Rinna lips? Sign me up.

I mean, what the fuck? His trauma was that like, he's like the next person I wanna date is the person I'd like to marry. I'm like, well, you're not gonna find that out just by fucking people in the bathroom stall on who he's who you want to marry. But he's just, this is just all some bullshit backstory to give an excuse to make people feel

bad for him to explain why he's just a fuck boy. But this is, this is the, I, this is like the, one of the most biggest bullshit stories like, Oh, I was sleeping in my car and I had no job and I was, I gained a little bit of weight and so, Oh, I was sleeping in my car and I had no job and I was, I gained a little bit of weight. And so, um, I, I dumped her because I didn't feel like I deserved her. And now I'm, I'm too wounded to date anyone else. How could you be too wounded when you're the one who did the dumping? I don't understand this.

You're the wounder. Okay. So then, um, Asia, true self, this guy's so full of it. What a piece of shit. Yeah, I couldn't give her my true self. This guy's so full of it. What a piece of shit. Yeah, I couldn't give her my true self, and I didn't deserve her. Well, I mean, yeah, you probably should make more effort. I mean, if she had said that, I would have been like, poor guy. But him saying, I don't know, this guy's... Well, this means that he was cheating, by the way. Like, that's what that means.

No, when he says, he says, I could, I was having a rough time. I like I didn't like, I didn't deserve this woman. When you say I didn't deserve this woman, that means because I was cheating. She was a nice person. I was cheating because I was feeling shitty about myself. So I dumped her because she didn't deserve that. That's what I'm reading from it. Well, I just love the thought because men are just so confident. You know, we can be jobless, living in our car and gain a bunch of weight and still cheat on your ass. Know what I mean? That's just how we roll. Okay.

So, and also this line, oh, and so to this day, the next person I want to date is the person I'd like to marry. Shut the fuck up. That is absolutely insane. It's like, but I'll fuck plenty, but I'll fuck tons of them. You know what I mean? It's just so ridiculous. I think what he's saying is that like he's worried he's going to cheat. And so he's afraid to get into a relationship because he knows he's going to cheat and he doesn't want to be the bad guy because grandpuppies looking down at me from heaven. So I think that's what it all comes down to. Yeah. So Aisha is talking about how she's way more, Scott is way more serious. He's the serious one in their relationship and how it's so good for balance. And John was

like, wait a minute, your last name is Scott, isn't it? Just, yeah, I'm Scott Scott. We're going to get married and take my name. Isn't that funny? Scott Scott. It's hilarious. Scott Scott. What's your name? Scott Scott. So good. So then over with Joe and Ellie. So Ellie is being, you know, Ellie does not want to show that she's like humiliated and angry at Joe, so she's being very sweet and pleasant and that's totally throwing him off. And he doesn't really know what to do, so he's like trying to, again, show he's a good guy. So he starts asking questions like,

so are you into children? I mean, not into children, but do you want to have children? And she's like, yes. He's like, would you like to have them? Yes, I'd like to have children. How many? And he's asking all these questions. These are the questions you ask on a date, you dumb fuck. You're having your date.

I'm watching these guys carry the countertops. Oh, I see you're watching the spider. So sexy watching people do things outside. They're like, let's lift something. Yeah. And Bueller's just lowly barking so he doesn't get in trouble. It's just a low... Yeah. So here's my thing with, with, I'm sure everybody was dying for that update, that basic update of my house. So here's the thing that makes me crazy about Ellie. And that makes me crazy. It makes me feel for Ellie and really all of us who date men. She's just so used to fundamentally being disappointed. You know what I mean? That she's like, okay, this guy just completely humiliated

me and continues to because he's walking around talking about it, which maybe she doesn't know yet. But this guy's just humiliated her on national television again. And so she's going to ignore him. But the second he starts making small talk, she's like, okay, man, let's make small talk. I do it with him again. Let's give him another shot. She's just so used to the bottom of the barrel that it's like a battery has run out on a flashlight and it comes on for one flicker

and your ass still will go outside and look, you know, see what's out there. You're like, it's back, the battery is back. You know it's going to fail again. It's out of charge, but we don't care. You know, we just shake it a little bit and we just keep on with our day. It's like the toner is like ink toner. You know, you just take out that cartridge and shake it a little bit. I like it. Spit on it. Do something. Just wet it up again. It's still worth it.

So they're having small talk about like children, etc. etc. And Joe goes, of course, you know, I've never had this with you, like this conversation with you because like, I don't really know you. And she's like, exactly. It's like, yeah, that's the point you fuck face. So, and she even says that, she's like, this is what that date was about to begin with. It's like, it's how many ways we can chase like away good pussy for fuck's sake.

So, that was funny. He's like, oh my God, this guy, he's like, he's like finds a good pussy and he comes with fly swat. Who does this? So Jono and Brie go to the restroom, but he is going and she's like, I want to talk about the John. I'm so upset with him, I can't even. So she follows him and he's so sick of her.

He's like so tired of this girl complaining about this guy all the time. And she kind of trips and he goes, don't fall now, honey. It just means more things for the laundry. We know that's not good for you. So then at the table, Joe says, I'm ready. And he's like, oh, for what?

For dancing. For dancing. Rhythm is a dancer. That's what grandpappy always said. So then back with Bree and Jono, she's like, what I told you about Ellie was right. Remember when I was like, Ellie and Joe are going on a date. It's so awkward.

He's like, it's not awkward. It's funny. I get saddled with this idiot. I don't think it's funny. You know, I'm really confused by Joe. If he wants Ellie, then take Ellie and stop teasing me. I'm like, I don't think he's teasing you. I mean, I don't know what part of you going into his room like three nights in a row to sleep on his floor is him teasing you, but that's, but that's okay. And then she goes, but I just want to fuck. And he goes, okay, calm down. And gives her like the gauge in her face. He's like, why am I stuck with this little twit?

The derangement medley cliff. He's just like, okay, calm down. He's like, how many times do I have to tell you, stop chasing after Joe, just do your job, focus on your job. So now everyone's leaving. Everyone leaves the restaurant. They're going to a club and everything and they're partying and they're doing shots and they're dancing. Ian's doing some weird sideways dance.

And, um, Bri tells Bri and Joe are and Brie's like, there's this thing that Joe does when he looks into my eyes. It's like, okay, it's locked in, like, stupid. Yeah. And of course Joe's doing typical Joe thing where he just got Ellie, he just sat next to Ellie and started asking her questions like, do you want children? Which he knows what he's doing with, or he knows what he thinks he's doing with that. Just so he can go like the dirty, you know, like trying dirty dance with a brie. He just keeps trying to ignite this fight over him. And these girls are just like, you're not worth it, buddy. Sorry. So she's like, yeah. When he looks into my eyes. So then Nathan and Gail go fart.

Like I literally, no one cares. They're gonna go do an item tomorrow. Like who cares? I don't care. So then Aisha says, oh my God, Nathan and Gail are finally having a moment. They've been having moments since this started. It's nothing new on board.

Yeah, really. So they pledge that he's gonna take her off the boat tomorrow and they're gonna go do an activity. And guess what, guys? This may be hard to believe, but Gail still hasn't had time to resolve her feelings from her last relationship. And she's just struggling with emotions again.

So that's typical Gale stuff. So anyway, everyone's doing shots and having fun times and everything like that. And Ian is talking to Asha and he's like, she is babe. And she's like, oh, did you finally get your Long Island iced tea? It's so adorable that you, a man who's about 47 years old, are still drinking the thing that people drink when they turn 21. Well, I had to have something strong because you know what I was thinking about earlier? What if zombies ran? Yes, well then I guess having a Long Island Ice Tea might not be so great.

But then again, the zigzagging of your running might be helpful to elude them." So he's like, don't you ever look at these two dummies and think, wow, I need to make a change. It's just, yeah, I've almost fired both of them for sure. How are you still here, by the way? I know. And Asher says it's really frustrating because basically the girls are doing well enough to keep their jobs,

but not well enough to basically kill it. And she sort of stuck in this area where it's like, it's like a cusp area, which I think is actually really, really funny. I feel like probably a lot of, a lot of managers have to deal with that with their employees. And then we see clips of her having to do everything for these girls. Um, and she was like, yeah, something's gotta give here. Cause this is not sustainable. So then Ian's like, at the end of the day, you got nothing for nothing.

And that's all you can say for the life of the zombies who walk. So he's like, you got, at the end of the day, I want you to know you did an amazing job. She's like, thank you. Can we make out? No, we can not make out. Can we make up? No, we cannot make up. We cannot. No, I have to go home to Scott Scott. So then it's now they're all sort of sitting there.

They're still at this club and Bri and Ellie take a seat where they have a view of the Acropolis. It's beautiful, et cetera. And Bri's like, how stunning. And I was like, I know I see the Acropolis over there. And she goes, do you want was like, I know. I see the Acropolis over there. And she goes, do you want to find a good spot to look at the Acropolis? She's like, yes, yes, there are seats. Come on, we're sitting. I love this. Happy days.

So they settle in and now they're going to have a heart to heart. Well, I'd like to start by saying the Acropolis could use a remodel. Very old. Oh no, I think I may have put captains on this shirt in the Acropolis by accident. Oh no. Uh oh, I washed the Acropolis with colors. Are you sure that's the Acropolis? I'm pretty sure that's just Sandy's pants.

No, that is even better, Mark. That is the Crop-topolis you're talking about. But still though. Well, honestly, Joe hurt my feelings. That's the whole thing with Joe. I'm sure he's playing with both of us. I think he likes chasing. He's like a fucking free. It's all coming around full circle. It's like a fly So Ellie's like well, thank you for saying that You know

It is really big of you to say that and I apologize where as well forever hurting your feelings It wasn't my intention But I do have to admit it was pretty funny and the reason why I persisted in a firm approach was because your defense mechanism Was going into a sensitive mode So in my eyes if I responded to it, you're just going you just kept going to keep defaulting to it So I'm like if I'm going to be strong Serbian firm lady, I'm gonna bring her out of stupid dumpers and fog You have to do this if this is how you approach things

Now you look at the baby and baby cries when it is hungry. So my approach to baby do not feed. Oh, this makes so much sense, but you know, these are my issue and I don't want, I'm sorry for projecting onto you and I'm so sorry for accusing you of things that you did not do to me. Well, thank you. I appreciate this apology. And I love Brie because Brie does really give good apologies.

And she's very well-practiced at giving apologies, I think, because she has to a lot, but she does give a good apology. But you know that Brie is gonna walk away from this and fuck Joe in the bathroom. Like you just, even before we saw it in the previews, just knowing Br Bree's personality, you know that's what's coming. Yeah, you know it.

And here she is apologizing and you know, they're making amends and it's like, they're like acknowledging this guy has come between them and he's playing both of them and they'll be better off not even worrying about them. That's the implication. And Ellie's like- But they'll still both go make out with Joe in two seconds.

Like you just know it. And then Ellie says, I mean, Ellie's also kind of full of it because she's like, Oh, I'm very surprised that she's apologizing and only up to her vote. And I'm glad she's doing this. And if I had known that she was being led on by Joe in any way, I would have definitely approached the situation differently. I never would have proved the rank and taking the quote unquote firmquote firm approach had I known. I had no idea. Yeah, so they hug and um breeze like... I'm so glad we're friends. I'll still come to your cabin and ask you if you need back time. That is love language. That will get you good pussy. So this girl does have to get good pussy. I tell you, it's too good. And I'm diving into the brains of entertainment's best and brightest, okay? Every episode, I bring on a friend.

I mean, the likes of Amy Poehler, Kel Mitchell, Vivica Fox, the list goes on. So follow, watch, and listen to, baby, this is Kiki Palmer on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So then Ian and Nathan are talking about the date. So that's gonna be fun. And then Brie goes into the bathroom.

That's right. So Joe sees this. Yeah, I can. So Joe sees this and he's like, got to go to the toilet. Give me a fucking shot. So he slams a shot and then follows Brie to the toilet. Dun, dun, dun. So he goes in, she's in the ladies room section and he's like, Oh, hello. She goes, Oh God. He's just what? And then she's like, motherfucker, you that's a stupid grin on your face. Okay, because she pulls him into the stall or whatever. Yes. Yeah.

There's something like that. Cause he's like, she's in the stall. He's like looking at her like, let's fuck, let's fuck, let's fuck. And she's like, Oh no. So then they're basically- But doesn't she pull him in there and tell him... I feel like...

He tells her, get in a position. Why did it seem like they fucked in this bathroom? Did they? It seems like it. There was definitely like a... My memory is that she pulled him in. I don't know if she pulled him in or not, but she... She pulled him in or she pulled him... She's like, get in here or something. He or something. And then he said, get into position, get into a position. And then you hear, oh, yeah. And you hear like, oh, and then when we come back from break, she's like, wait a minute, you chose a side. So I don't know if they finished. I couldn't quite figure out the detail. Yeah. Pardon me. It was like, was there a finish? I feel like Joe would come in like two seconds. I feel like it's like, come in here, lift up your skirt.

Ah, it's done. I wasn't sure. Get out of here. Yeah, cause then he's like, what did your face drop when you seen me? He's just, you picked his side. Because I haven't picked, you're giving me these eyes. I can't resist the eyes.

She's just, don't give me the eyes. No, I only give you the eyes because you're giving me the eyes. And then, and you, you knew how to work those eyes I'm like, okay, you guys both need to shut the fuck up Yeah, so basically we cut back to Ellie looking at her phone just kind of ignoring everything and then Yes, sorry, I thought I'm here it is I was confusing so she goes she says huh I want to hook up with you so bad

So that was everything they were saying before was them flirting in the stall. She says, I want to hook up with you so bad. So then he goes right on in there and they start to hook up. So she's like, just get it off. And he goes, get your fucking skirt up. She's like, oh. So then he goes, stop it, stop it.

And she says, you're the one who started it. And he's like, listen, she says, what are you doing? He says, I don't fucking know. She goes, because I will make the decision. If you don't know, I'm not having this for real. If you can't be a man, I will make the decision then. I will make it. It is made now.

And she comes out and then she starts doing. Well, he comes up. It's unclear really at what point they stopped, but he comes out first and then the cameras right there and he realizes it and he's like very sheepish and he knows he's been caught. And I don't know if you saw this, this actually drove me nuts. He goes to wash his hair. I knew this was going to make you crazy. This hand wash. So it's like Ben,

this Ben is going to be so triggered. Listen, if I honestly would have been even better if he hadn't even washed his hands because I don't know what they did in there. But the fact that he does this weird hand wash that you saw this too, then, right? He turns on the faucet. He sticks the very tips of his fingers in there. He doesn't put his hands in just the little tips of his fingers in. And then he turns it off and just like rubs his palms

and then walks off. I was like, sir, those hands have been around your penis or her vagina or both, and they've probably been in things and they've been in a toilet, and you're just gonna do a little spritz on the little tippy tips of my fingers? Such a thing. I feel like people do that all the time

where they're like, okay, I just peed, I'm gonna leave the bathroom, whatever. I barely even touch my penis. Because when it's you touching your own penis, it's not that weird, you know? It's just when other people do. It's like when you have a cold, I'll go places if I have, well, not anymore.

I mean, not since the pandemic, but if I have a cold or something, I used to just be like, well, whatever. My cold doesn't contagious. But if somebody else even sneezes around me, I'm like, how dare you go home? Yeah. Get out of the public space.

And I feel like that's how a lot of people are with their wieners, where they're just like, oh, whatever, I just peed, I barely touched myself. But if someone sees you in the bathroom, you're like, oh, okay. Let me wash my hands. Or it's like, you'll just rub them in the air, like kind of near a faucet.

Be like, look, I washed my hands. Like, dude, they have eyes. It's just like, if you're going to go through the pageantry of a hand wash, at least do it properly. I mean, you, they have eyes. It's just like, if you're going to go through the pageantry of a hand wash, at least do it properly. I mean, you're a deckhand. It's literally like your job is to wash things. You know how to wash things.

How are you washing your hands like this? These fingers are supposed to be on Chrome later today. You know? So then everybody goes to the vans because it's time to leave and Joe apologizes to Brie. And then Ellie's telling Aisha, I had a really good conversation with Brie. It was the best part of my night until she poured smuggle on my face. What did you guys talk about?

Well, we both said we're sorry. It was so much unnecessary drama. I had no idea whatsoever that she and Joe were having any sort of relations. If I had known that the pressure that was on her, I never would have been mean to her. Ever, ever, ever. That is so beautiful because I can ask you guys to get along all I want to, but it's like finding out where poop comes from. Until you do it with your own thumb you really don't understand. Well I guess that cabin switch finally made them pull their heads in and out of their ass and now they just can get to work so let's see if this is actually going to happen. No no we're not. Nope. Yeah. Nope.

So, okay. So they get back to the van or to the whatever and Bree's like trying to play with Joe being like, whatever Joe, I'm only not Joe. And then Ellie just trips walking. Could the woman catch a break? No, she can't. So they get into, they're going into bed and everything. And then Joe's like, I'm going to go to bed before

I cause trouble. It's again doing that thing like, whoops. It's like him, Gary, Carl, Jack, they do that thing like, oh my God, I'm in trouble again. So they're all settling in and everything and Joe and Nate are having a tight hug. And then Bree goes up to Aisha and she goes, Can I ask you something? Should I talk to Joe? And she goes, And say what? I don't know.

I just want to clear the air. She goes, Yes, well, if you feel like that, you should, especially if it means that I can get five more minutes of silence while you're out in the hallway talking to Joe, I say absolutely go for it. So she texts Joe, and Joe's like, oh, she's texting me. And Nathan says, what does she wanna chat about?

He's like, I don't care, dun dun dun. She wants to chat. So then it's the morning time, and it's 28 hours before the next charter. 28 hours. Is that real? No, they have a lot of time. Yeah. They have a lot of time before the next charity day off to clean the boat. So Sandy's like, you know what? I'm sick of watching wind.

I'm at all the fresh episodes. I'm not going to watch that screen anymore. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to read a book. Here's what I want to read. Read a book. And the headlines like the weather will worsen with heavy rain and storms. God, I love this book. It's read a book. I just want to read a book. And the headlines like, the weather will worsen with heavy rain and storms. God, I love this book. It's my favorite book. So Nathan is looking up activities in Athens to do with Gail for their date.

And he tells us like, I'd like to do extreme sports for a girl. I think it gives you a rush. Going for painting, going to do cinema, it just doesn't do it. So yeah, something exciting would be good. It's like, great, really don't care. Don't care about this, Dave. You guys can literally swim across the Cyprus

and I really won't give a shit. I want something that represents the level of interest our relationship is generating out there. So rock, I chose rocks. Right after I dress like a rock. Are you getting it? our relationship is generating out there. So rock, I chose rocks. Right after I dress like a rock. Are you getting it? So then in the crew mess, Ellie and Brie are complimenting each other about how cute they look.

And then Aisha comes in and starts assigning work because that's what the show's about. And then the date's really boring. And then Sandy's like, oh my God, chapter two. Gosh, this book's really taking a long time Sandy's like, Oh my God, chapter two, gosh, it's really taking a long time to warm up rain. Disaster, disaster raining coming. Oh my God, my adrenaline's pumping.

Jesus forgot the last time words can do this to a person. So meanwhile, Joe and Nathan are out on the deck and Joseph bro. I just, I just breathe. And he's like, what in the club? It's like toilet in the club toilet. Paper towels, club toilet, there were paper towels by the side. Three syllables, plunger, poop.

Yeah, that's basically it. So yeah, sorry, I'm whispering, I'm whispering, you're shouting, this is why I get in trouble. This is why I get in trouble. It's like you get in trouble because you do these things and then you talk about them to everyone on the boat. Yeah, you get in, you're not really in trouble. Like no one cares about you,

but you keep saying you're in trouble over and over again to like inspire some interest in your non-personality, sir. And it's old and even Nathan's bored with him at this point. Yeah, really. So Sandy, meanwhile, goes into the laundry room and she's like, oh my God, this is a mess.

So she starts ironing her clothing, which is not what Sandy should be doing. I love that she brought this big bright orange shirt. I can't wait to see what she's going to use that shirt for. She's like, well, guys, it's gonna be a big episode of win tonight. So I'm going to put on my best orange shirt. Okay. So that way if I get swept away, people people be able to find me in the sea easily Listen guys, it's a huge episode today. We're reusing the title perfect storm

So I just want to be sure I'm dressed like a huge caution sign. Okay, everybody watch out watch out watch out fixed arm, so then Watch out! Perfect storm. So then, Brie comes out of the bathroom and she answers her phone and it's her friend. She's like, hello, what are you doing? I'm doing laundry. And the friend says, God damn, every time I call you, you are doing laundry. She's like, oh yes, I'm doing laundry. Oh, hello, Captain, in the laundry. She goes, wow, hi. You know what? I don't want you to do my laundry, but I at least want you to clean up this mess, okay?

Listen to me, you can hang up the phone now. Hang it up, okay? Hang it up right now. Do it right now. Right now. Press the end on the button, okay? Okay, but... Listen, the way this room is left,

it cannot happen again, okay? That needs to be cleaned. I don't like messes. Okay, if you're disorganized here, how can you keep up? Will you fix this for me? You can get started now. Bree, where are you? I lost myself this time.

Where am I? I'm lost. Help me. Okay, Bree, come out from behind the pile of towels you left there. Oh, sorry. It was so confusing. Where are you putting your iPhone on a hanger? You told me to hang. Okay, this is going to take a little bit more work than I expected.

Okay, so then Nathan comes to the bridge to talk to Captain Sand. He's like, I've got a question for you. 13. What? Times that Norma was turned down when she was asking people to the junior high prom. It was sad. Is that what you were gonna ask? If this boat sinks in the perfect storm,

I just want people to know every last little bit about Norma. Leave no stone uncovered, unless little bit about Norma. Leave no stone uncovered unless that stone is Norma. Listen, if this boat sinks, I want everybody to know nothing sinks harder than Norma on Valentine's Day. I mean, it really is just something to watch. The perfect storm. That's what I call Norma trying to do online dating. Perfect storm. I don't know.

I guess it's because we can't curse in this, but yeah, Norma on Tinder is a real shit storm. It's really- You're headed right into the jaws of the monster. I said to every muffin that Norma picks up. You want to see a real storm? Have Norma walk into a male locker room. Wow.

Just flood right out of there. It's crazy. So he's asking Sandy if he can take his Gail on a date. And she's like, why is something going on there? You missed you of his kids. Tell me what's going on. What is it? Has it changed your life? Has it made you buy gold sneakers? Have you trumped of having a wedding

on a dock? Oh gosh. Have you just looked at mother of the bride's dresses and wondered how many of those Norma's going to try to fit into to come to your wedding when you know you're not going to invite her in the first place? God, this is a fun game. What were we talking about? Hey, do you need to borrow my orange shirt? It're not gonna invite her in the first place. God, this is a fun game. What were we talking about? Hey, do you need to borrow my orange shirt? It's pretty spectacular. I just ironed it. You need it?

So you're gonna go rock climbing? That sounds fun. Hopefully you get higher than Norma did, which is the first rock. I mean, she fell off right away, poor thing. Yeah. Norma tried rock climbing and they said, ma'am, this is called rock climbing, not falling.

Norma's favorite activity is rock crying, where she sits by a rock and cries about her love life. Speaking of the rock, gosh, Norma showed up to lunch the other day wearing a turtleneck with a gold chain around. I knew that was back in fashion. Get out of here now, you crazy kids. All right, go enjoy yourself, whoever you are. So now they're going to go do that. So, Breed- Thanks for visiting, friar. Breeze. John was like, hey, Breeze, did you see if my uniform came in?

She goes, oh, Captain, shout out to me, because I have to recognize the laundries, but that is just me. I am just a chaotic mess. And he goes, chaotic, pedantic mess. I was like, pedantic? Wow. First of all, we're just going to be awesome on her. Where did pedantic come from? I don't think of anyone's pedantic. Okay, not to defend Brie. I just don't see her as being pedantic.

No, Brie is not pedantic. I don't think of Brie. I don't watch Brie on the show and think, God, that girl and her words, so many of them. She just won't stop. I think he was going for something else. Maybe pedestrian. Probably that would make more sense. He's like, oh, frantic. Uh, maybe it's like a mixture between pedestrian and frantic.

It's like a pedestrian kind of frantic. Like, oh my God, so pedantic. I learned that in architecture cooking school. So, um, he's like, the longer situation is kind of like low key, actually, like a high key fiasco, like breeze my girl. And I don't want to lose her job because of this, but I wouldn't say that I'm coming up for her, but I'm empathetic towards her situation. He seems so over her.

She goes, I need to get on it. And he goes, okay, well, I hope you succeed. And knowing full well that she won't the fact that it's like charter 17. And people are still being like, well, good luck, Brie. Maybe this time you'll be able to figure out how to sort laundry like any adult. Yeah, she won't. So then Sandy calls for Asia to come to the bridge, come to theisha to come to the bridge. Come to the bridge, come to the bridge, come to the bridge, come to the bridge, come to the,

oh my gosh, you're here. Did I say that on the radio? God, I'll come up with something to talk about now. Jeez. Okay, look, I'm looking at the spot where I wanna go ask Leah to marry me. It's a Reebok store in Orlando. Maybe you should come up with something

a little bit more romantic. What's more romantic than Reeboks? Maybe a BW squared. I don't even know what that is. Buffalo Wild Wings. Come on, keep up. Okay. Have you ever heard of a place called Hooters?

It's basically like heaven with wings. Hey, have you ever been to a caro's before? They're really delicious. Did you know that Walmart sells groceries now? I was thinking about having the reception in the courtyard of a cheddar's. You know what I want my preacher to tell me? Turn that frown upside down. Is that weird? Is that romantic or weird?

Small Walmart, are you broke? I was thinking about we could go to TGI Fridays. I'll be like, TGIF, am I right? And the F stands for fiance. Thank God it's a fiance. Where's Norman ever heard, by the way? T-G-I-N-F-N, am I right? Thank God it's not fucking Norma.

God, I've had a nickel every time I heard that. Yeah, you know, when Norma goes out to eat, her favorite restaurant is Apple's Bin because there are definitely no apples left after she's been there. Apple's gone. Red lobster shells. So she shows the location where she wants to get married to Leah and Asia has no reaction.

Just kidding. It sounds like this. Oh, sounds like they're firing off the medicane sirens. Oh, it's just you Aisha, sorry. It actually sounds like them grinding the granite outside my door through this entire recap. She loves love, guys. it outside my door through this entire recap. She loves love, guys. Hello there. This is a two part recap. Okay. This is the end of part one.

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the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at wondery.com slash survey. I'm Dan Tuberski. In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad.

I'm like, stop around. She's like, I can't. A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms and spreading fast. Like doubling and tripling, and it's all these girls. With a diagnosis the state tried to keep on the down-low. Everybody thought I was holding something back. Well, you were holding something back intentionally.

Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. No, it's hysteria. It's all in your head. It's not physical. Oh my gosh, you're exaggerating. Is this the largest mass hysteria since the witches of Salem, or is it something else entirely?

Something's wrong here. Something's not right. Leroy was the new dateline and everyone was trying to solve the murder. A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios. Hysterical. Follow Hysterical on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Hysterical early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus.