Watch What Crappens - #2529 RHOC S18E07 Part One: Crazy, Stupid, Glove

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

This is part one of a two-parter!The Real Housewives of Orange County are still on split low budget vacations. This time, Gina and Emily fight over the sports equivalent of their personalities (pickleball) and Alexis freaks out over something Johnny J tells her over the phone about the evil mastermind Shannon Storms. What will become of us? And what will become of the day old chili? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on EWBROVS. I'm Ronnie. Husband. Hello, Bian. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

Good. Great. Wonderful. Everybody, welcome to the show. Today, we are recapping Real Housewives of Orange County. you? David K Wives. It's a new show about hashtag mom talk, which is coming to Hulu. It looks great. We're going to... We were talking about recapping that whole show, but it all comes out in one day, so we're not really sure how feasible that's gonna be. But we also have heard about a show called Chimp Crazy that's on Macs that's supposed to be good. It's by the makers of

called Chimp Crazy that's on Macs is supposed to be good. It's by the makers of the Tiger King. So we are going to check that out next week. So join us. We've got all sorts of new stuff happening over here while Bravo languishes. But you know what? When they're languishing, they're still serving. What they are serving, they're serving well. Okay, is what I guess they are to say. And by the way, in other news, something that is new on our programming is that you're celebrating your birthday on Sunday. So everyone wish Ronnie a happy birthday over this weekend. Don't do it until Sunday.

It's gonna be my last year of the fifth, for the 50s. The last year of my 40s, everyone. 40s everyone oh i thought you were like 47 i thought you were wait no i'm 48 yes i'm 48 right now and i will be 49 next the next episode we do this is the last episode of my 48th year ladies and gentlemen wow I think this is actually your fourth year, to be honest. Cause your first year, your first year is when you're zero. Anyway, always have trouble with that math. I think that's how it works. That's why it's like really 2001 is the new millennium. Well I was born in 75 and it's 24 and I'm going to be 49. So there you go.

No, but meaning that like your first year is actually before your one. So you're, you're, you're concluding your 49th year as you hit, as you hit 49. Like you have not done a full 49 years, but by the time you hit your birthday, you've done a full 49 years. God, Ben, thanks. Way to save that one. But know what though, you're in Los Angeles, so you're really just 33. No, in Los Angeles I'm like 97. Who makes it to almost 50 in LA? Everybody else is gone.

They're like, bye. Well, why would I stay there? I'm aging. I'm like, I'm aging. This is great. Everyone thinks I'm a rich producer because I'm just like some older fat bald guy. So people assume that I'm like a Harvey Weinstein or,, you know, like pre pre scandal maybe like I can help them in some way. But guess what? It's not going to happen. Okay. I trick you. I'm just going to try and make you buy me ice cream at some point. Ooh, that's my big game plan. That's my big game plan in LA. I'm like, maybe I can find someone to buy me some ice cream. It's my behind the music.

Very specific only fans account. It's like you pay with ice cream. It's my behind the music. Very specific OnlyFans account. It's like you pay with ice cream cones. I'll take it. Okay, anyway, no one knows what we're talking about, but guess what? It doesn't matter because I'm old. Okay, I'm old and doddering.

So let's get to- Kelly Doddering. Come on. I'm old. Okay, let's talk about Real Housewives of the OC, which stands for Orange County for anyone who's new here. Someone all the time is so confused about what OC stands for. Well, I thought it stood for, Losatane Central.

It's where you go forget a lot of nice soups. So we are back in La Quinta. Oh look, there is Bueller by the way. If you're watching with Crafter on demand, as you should, you can watch Bueller licking himself. Licking his wiener. How was it? Licking that wiener.

Did you have a good time? Did you find everything that you needed? He found it. Bueller found his light. I just have to say, if this is not, if this is not an advertisement for Patreon and in case with the announcement, we are streamlining our Patreon. Stay tuned. We'll have more instructions once that is all done, but it will make it a lot easier for everyone to sign up, et cetera. Bueller's wiener is clean, apparently. So he's done with that. So let's get into Wheelhouse Logs of Orange County. Oh, I forgot to mention something.

Speaking of Bueller, I received a letter from Bueller saying I owe him $75,000. After everything I've done for Bueller, and I owe him money. Let me tell you something, your dog Ronnie is not getting a cent from me. I paid for the London Hotel. Four rooms. Four rooms for Bueller. And it says right here that Bueller, Mr. Bueller, he has no middle name. He does. His middle name is Tivus.

Mr. Bueller Tivus. See, and he never even shared that with me. Not this time. You know, I owe him money. I owe him money for him to be closed off to me. I don't think so. I do. No, thank you so much for your kindness. Thank you. You've all been so off to me? I don't think so. I do. No, thank you so much for your kindness.

Thank you. You've all been so kind to me. These ladies have not been kind to you. What are you talking about? They've dragged you by the hair face down through the mud every single episode this season. What are you talking about? They're just so kind. This is such a shit show of an episode. It's amazing. So good. I don't know why Bravo has tucked this show off on a Thursday night.

Maybe I guess maybe it's not talked off on a Thursday night. It just feels that way. It feels like it should be like a Sunday night show right now. So we are back in La Quinta, you know, dueling girls trips. We're at Elizabeth Vargas's listing. Everyone's waking up. Emily and Gina are in the kitchen and there are apparently four Brita pictures

on the counter, which I didn't even notice. You know, people have been mentioning that in the comments all week. Like, oh my God, how come you guys didn't comment on the Brita, the Britas? Like, hello, did you not notice the Britas? No, I didn't notice. But also, is anyone really

shocked that Elizabeth Vargas lives in an $11 million house with dirty water? I mean, doesn't that just sound so on brand with her? You spend all this money in this house, but you don't install like a filter. Like just one of those like pure filters on the faucet. Yeah. Right? What did not happen the way I grew up? You know the way I grew up where we're always running, running, running from Jesus lovers and sitting by a creek, you know, sitting by a creek singing

each other musical songs, screaming at the day we can get water. We used to filter water through our bras. That's how we grew up. Unbelievable. Let me tell you the story of our British. One British for the man I used to love. One British for the man I hope to love. One British for my mama because she deserves a Britta. And the last one is for you. So we are back at Elizabeth Vargas' house and Gina's like, oh my God, chili does not smell good in the morning. I'm just going to put that out there. Oh, disgusting. Yeah.

Chili does not last. Why is anybody bringing chili? Stop bringing chili places. I have, I have a bombshell announcement. Chili doesn't smell good at any time of the day. It's morning, evening, lunch. It may taste good. I have yet to ever smell a chili that smells good. Really? Not even when it's cooking, you're not like, hmm, wow, the smell of that chili.

I'm always like, ugh, chili smell. But then I eat it. I'm like, oh, it's good. So then we go to the big bare beds. They're waking up at Tammy's house and we see the mess that they've left all over the place. There was like sweaty bear costumes and pie from Tamara's feet laying around.

Yeah, it's actually was smart because they let out, they left out their dirty dishes overnight and the ceiling leak just washed it all away. It was great. Yeah. because they let out, they left out their dirty dishes overnight and the ceiling leak just washed it all away. It was great. Yeah. And they, Tamara goes to check on the girls sleeping in the twin beds and Jen's like,

oh my God, Tamara, this was so good. Tamara, thank you so much. This was really amazing. Thank you so much for everything. What a twin bed. This was great. Sleeping in this twin bed, it's really freezing in here. I'm freezing to death.

It's been great, Tamara. You're such a good friend. I loved, you know, what was great was Sleeping in this twin bed. It's really freezing in here. I'm freezing to death. It's been great Tamra. You're such a good friend I loved you know, it was great was that I felt like that little drip of water coming from the ceiling on my forehead It felt like someone was kissing me. It's a kiss me a good night like all night long. It was just so comforting I think I may have pneumonia though, you know it just felt like being waterboarded and You know, I remember reading a lot about waterboarding and I would think to myself, you know what, at least people are asking you questions. I mean, that means that they have an interest in you.

You know what? Thank you so much. Thank you so much interrogators. Thank you. Yeah, because you only put things on boards that you want to give to people you love. So Tamara's like, yeah, we laughed, we cried, we touched shit. Why don't we cheeseboard terrorists? You know what, if we really want information from terrorists, we should really cheeseboard them. You know, a little charcuterie goes a long way. You know, who doesn't open up around a little charcuterie?

Am I right? Thank you, terrorists. Thank you for coming over for wine and cheese. Thank you so much. What about a butterboard? I guarantee that's a way to get a terrorist to talk. You just like, okay, sir, we're going to make you watch butterboard tutorials until you talk.

It's like, okay, I'm done, I'm done. I can't watch the butterboards anymore. Oh God, the butterboards. Is that friend still going? I don't think so. I told you about my mom's butterboard, right? She's like, we're doing a butterboard and they put like 10 different kinds of butter on a board. And like within 30 minutes,

it was all melted and slot together all over the table. It was the most disgusting thing ever. Whoever came up with that, stop watching sick talk. Just stop it. I will say that the butterboard trend I think is done, but you know what trend? Tamra's keeping alive. She has a butter dish that says butter. I noticed that in her kitchen. Butter. She just loves... I guess she's easily confused by what food is in what container.

So she's like, huh, I wonder what sort of rectangles under this porcelain cloche. Hey, I thought this was a Snickers dish. Where the fuck is my Snickers batter? Like, again, I'm just always laughing because we talked about this once at a live show that in her old home, she had a piece of art up in her kitchen that said focaccia. And I just love the idea that she went into a store and saw something that said focaccia.

I was like, yes, I want that. I need a focaccia poster in my kitchen because I need to remind people that this is a place where you might possibly get focaccia. I was like, yes, I want that. I need a focaccia poster in my kitchen because I need to remind people that this is a place where you might possibly get focaccia. And so she goes into Marshall's and sees a butter dish that says butter and is like, that's very helpful. That's good. That's good. We need that. Okay. I put the, cause it could be the condom dish. We don't know. Batch. I may get batches sometimes, but my bread is bubbly. Yeah, forgot you. Okay, so Jen, okay, so they love, they talk about how much they laughed together.

God, didn't we laugh girls, didn't we have fun? And then we see a clip of last night where they're really struggling to laugh. Like, ha ha ha, this is so fun. Girls night. Ah ha ha, ah ha ha, ah. Tim was like, I really like Katie. Mainly because she doesn't like Heather.

And Jen's like, I like Katie too, thank you so much. Thank you so much. And then Alexis is like, oh yeah, I really like her. She's a good girl, she's a good girl. And Tamara says, but how are we gonna convince Heather to like her? And how Alexis goes, well, I really like her. You know, she's, you know, she's a good girl. She's a good girl. And Tamara says, but how are we going to convince Heather to like her and how it likes us goes, well, Heather's hard headed. She's an, and Jen's like, she is. Yeah, she's hard headed. And then it just does a, it does a smash cut to Heather with a cleaver smashing a pineapple. And I lost it. I was like, I'm done. I am done. I don't

need to watch any more of this episode. The fact that Heather found a cleaver, like that is the singular most terrifying image is Heather Dubrow with a cleaver just slicing it down. Yeah, especially with those beady eyes, just like, I love pineapple. How about you? If you ever take away this tropical fruit from me. It will cost you a lot. Heather the bro with the hatchet is like the singular most terrifying image that we could have launching into this weekend. Like, and she just comes down so authoritatively with it. You know, I just don't, I just don't even think, I know it's an $8 million house. They don't have

a water filter, but they do have a hatchet. And I'm sorry, it's not a hatchet cleaver. I've been saying hatchet. It's a cleaver. And like the fact that she found it and was like, I will use this. I feel like most people are scared of cleavers, although it's funny because I've been a little cleaver curious recently. I'm like, is it time for me to get a cleaver? But I'm like very scared of one. But Heather DeBro just launches right in, you know, she has no problem, you know, she, cause you know, she runs around her house with that, chasing the servants. She probably has somebody else doing it. She's very comfortable. Who put the towels here?

She definitely just, her look of terror, she's always had like a terror, I'm saying terrorist a lot today, but she's always had a terrifying look in her eyes just when they turn all black. But today I'm really noticing it here with the cleaver. And then I was noticing it in the opening thing where she's like, I may like champagne. I may drink out of flutes, but that doesn't mean you can blame me. Just the way she looks at the camera, like I just feel my soul being sucked out of me. I just feel like my arms swing back. I just feel like I'm a Satan movie. Like everything's thrusting forward towards the screen. You know, I'm glad it's a short scene. I was like, damn, I almost lost my soul today.

I know the more evil she is, the more I love her. I have to say, it's just the weirdest thing. I just, the, the beat, like the darker her eyes get, the more she holds a terrifying weapon, the more she levels, very, very scary threats of people. The more I just, I'm like, yes, I am a total Heather DeProw convert. Well, you know what I love? I love a good hatchet job. Okay, Gina, but maybe less hatcheting at the hairdresser. My right ladies, poor Gina, poor, literally poor Gina. Poor, literally poor Gina. So they're making small talk over there and Gina's like, you know,

there's something unresolved between Emily and we, it's honestly the most uncomfortable feeling for me. Like, I hate it. Why is she doing, have you noticed that she's like sort of slipping into a bull stint accent? She's putting like an ooh on things where it doesn't go. Why is she faking an accent when she's really from Long Island? I just don't know. I don't know. There's so many things about Gina that perplex me. So then Emily goes, well, I know how reactionary I am, which I'm like, it's reactive, not reactionary. Reactionaries. A new Argentina, a new relevant... Hey, someone sing a Vina in my home? I know how reactionary I am, which technically means deeply conservative.

And if I say something immediately, I'll just be mean and aggressive, which is what she's accused me of. So I'm just trying to think before I speak. Okay, hold on. Let me think. All right. I'm ready to speak to Gina. You're so stupid. Why are you like that? Sorry, sorry. I wasn't, wasn't ready yet.

I'm reactionary. Yeah, you know, I'm just trying to think before I speak. Well, do not let me tell you to not touch these skillets. Okay. I have cooked some. Brad, I think I'm not really sure what's in here. What was that bed? What was that in those skillets bed? Shannon Bedore had made two Dutch babies, two Dutch pancakes, if you will. And she has

Is that what those were? Those looked amazing. That's exactly what they were. They and they represented one was to represent David, one was to represent John Jansen, which is that this relationship that once seemed very lofty and full of joy had actually cratered in the centers. Enjoy breakfast, everyone. Now they're just big gaping holes of despair. Dig in.

And if you touch them, you'll get burned. Ha, I'm so happy. I'm so happy with my choices. So yeah, Shannon has basically, she's made two beautiful looking Dutch babies, which by the way, like if you don't think that Shannon is a top tier housewife, like has any other housewife in 20 years ever made, let alone one Dutch baby or one Dutch baby, let alone two. No, Shannon,

the door, like I just bowed down to her. So she's made two Dutch babies. However, she takes these two pans out of the oven and puts them directly on the nice countertop which I was like, mmm, I feel like that you're not supposed to do that and so then and everyone else, she puts them down and she goes, okay everyone now I want everyone to know that these pan handles are very hot so don't touch them. It's very easy to forget and if you touch them, So don't touch them. It's very easy to forget. And if you touch them, see if you touch them like this.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow! See, that's what happens. It's easy to forget. So don't touch them like that. Ow, I did it again. Oh God, oh God. Are you supposed to even be putting those

on that countertop? Here, put them on Alfredo. Alfredo, wait. Where is Alfredo? Is there no Alfredo in this house? Let me tell you something. You know what? Okay everyone my hand feels better now. Okay now I want everyone to come over here and serve themselves. Do you want some? I just grabbed that handle again.

That's it. Hand me the cleaver. We're chopping off her hands. So she burns herself again and Gina goes, that was so bazzozo. I cry. This was so Shannon to do that. She takes these, she, she literally lectures everyone about the pan handles, about why no one should touch them because they are blazing hot and it's easy to forget. And then when Heather says, or, you know, when Heather says, can you put them on the countertop? She goes, Oh, let me move them in picks up both with her hands. That's our girl. So then we go back to the La Quinta ladies and there's pills and a red bowl on

the counter, which, you know, I mean, it's like all of our homes and Jen's like, wait a minute, are you a red bull over coffee kind of a girl? And Alexis is like, you know what, I just like, I don't like, I don't even know what's going on with my period because like I'm on my period a lot and then I'm not on my period. So is it, you know, is it middle, am I going through my change? Like, is that what I'm, is that what's happening? I really don't know anymore. And they're like, the question was Red Bull instead of a coffee. And then it went into menopause. I really, you know what? I don't really need to know all of this. What do you think of better boarding terrorists? Could I hear? I just, I just want to remind you that, um, if you're being clocked by

me, Jen, you're doing something wrong. I don't clock people. I don't even clock clocks. You know, I don't even ask a clock what time it is because you know What the clock has its own life doesn't really mean me bothering it We're fighting such a service to us and we're not even asking anything of it, you know, it's not asking anything of us I should say we're asking a lot of it. You know, it's under a lot of stress. It just found out it has ticks It's a good one I saved that for my kids, but they don't listen to me. They're off toilet papering homes and terrorizing cutter boards. Which I support. It's their grief outlet.

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Okay. I just, I'm drinking so much coffee because of John. It's like, Alexa, stop it. Like shut up, don't even ask any more questions. Take it back, please. So then we go back to La Quinta, and now they're all drinking out of the pineapple Heather was slicing. Like, wow. Wow, pineapples, am I right? Heather's like, it was really fun murdering that pineapple. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. At home. So this has been really fun, you guys. You know, I thought we were going to have fun at golfing, but I didn't have fun. Do you know why? I was betrayed. I didn't have fun because I didn't even get to have the Dom Perignon that I brought as a gift to Katie. Just want to pause and reflect on how expensive my gift was and how good

of a person I am for giving it. Okay, continue. Well, I had zero intention to bring our friend group into the fact that John Jansen is threatening to sue me and rooting my other thing, I owe him money. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm hyperventilating. Someone put the Dutch baby up to my mouth.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I touched the pan. I was just supposed to touch the Dutch baby. Ah, it's a hard morning for me. Well, let me just show you. Put your I touched the pan. I was just supposed to touch the touch baby. It's a hard morning for me. Well, let me just tell you. Put your hand in the pineapple.

It'll cool it down. Let me just tell you, from the beginning though, like from an optic standpoint, Shannon. It didn't look good for you. It didn't look good for you, Shannon. It didn't look good. It didn't look good for you, Shannon. I don't know if I wanna hear Gina talking about what looks good and what doesn't look

good when she's presently talking to us with a yellow towel over her head that's supposed to be her hair. I don't get it. I love Emily talking about optics. Isn't she the one who was drinking water from a dog bowl last season? Isn't she the one married to Shane? Seriously? You met your husband on GChat and it was Shane.

Can we just stop with the optics talk? I mean honestly, okay let me just finish this. It made you look like you had been dishonest about the relationship and she was like, what? I mean, I just made two Dutch babies and you're calling me dishonest? I mean... Okay, they were Norwegian babies. It's true! It was... It's true, it was from a Norwegian babies. See, it's true. It was-

It is true. It's true, it was from a different part of Europe, but you know, okay, I'm just, I'm feeling a little faint right now. I think I need to just hold onto something to steady myself. Ow! And panhandle, it's just everywhere. So then she does the classic questioning herself.

Do I have stacks of my credit cards and canceled checks that prove that I shouldn't pay for stuff? Do I? I'm not even going to answer myself. That is how fussed should I am. But I will do this with both of my hands. I will face the back of my palms at you, held straight, and then I will move them counterclockwise

towards each other. Do I? Do I? This is so serious. We're not even doing the crisscross hands. We're not even doing the crisscross hands. We're not even doing that. This is so serious. We're not even grabbing two small threads and pushing them towards you. This is a behind-reverse palms swirling. This is a five alarm issue. Oh, we believe you, Shannon. We believe you.

Do you? Because you were just saying it looked like she was a total liar. Like, make up your mind. She was, it is insane what I'm going through, you guys. Shannon has always said that she paid for every single thing. However, not to sound like Gretchen, but however, sounds just like her. But, you know, she said he never paid for a meal. And here's the problem. The whole basis of why Shannon's been upset all of these years is that he couldn't even pick up a meal and now we find out that's not true. Hmm. That is why you should always listen to the defense before you send the jury off to talk about things. Otherwise, you're just hearing the prosecution and the prosecution makes a very good point. Then you threaten to kill

the prosecution's family and you settle out of court and then Nicole tries to show up 10 years later and sue you. Talk about suing you again for a bad boob job. I'm sorry. What were we talking about again? Can we murder Nicole? Bring Nicole back in here while I've still got this butcher knife. For the record, that was my audition speech for the practice season two. So, um, so then Gina's like, you know what? We knew that you were paying or like a bad, you were paying for like a bunch of stuff at like the beginning, but like we didn't know that like this was like his attempt to like his reimburse you like that was my understanding. I thought like they slipped was reimbursement and she's like, right.

I understand that, but like no one knew that. So like none of us knew that and sounds Santa's like, I just, okay, I just want to give you all an example. It was his, it was his oldest daughter's birthday. And I thought, let's go on our family vacation. And because he was too cheap to go anywhere within 40 miles away, we went up to Los Angeles and I paid for four rooms at the London hotel.

And I said, well, we can't go to London cause you're not rich enough. I'm not going to pay for your entire family if you remember there's four forty-five children that you have. So we're going to go to the London. It was a wonderful weekend. It was close to ten grand and that's how generous I was. And he's telling me I owe him money. I brought him to a fairly decent hotel on Sunset Strip and now I owe him money? London is where they filmed Mary Poppins and now he's trying to sue me! Boy it wasn't the real London. Shut up Heather! I mean Emily! I resent that. So wait were you trying to like buy the relationship? Were you trying to buy his love?

No, I just, she was in love. She was in love. Listen, like you're generous when you're in love. I mean, look how long I let Travis's kids pitch a tent in my guest bathroom. You know, when you're in a relationship with someone, it feels like it's all in the same pot. Just ask Gina.

All her children were sleeping in a pot. I mean, in Gina's case, it is a crock pot. Just ask Gina. All our children were sleeping in a pot. I mean, in Gina's case, it is a crock pot. And that is literally where they all sleep. Okay, maybe we shouldn't start with Gina. She really, she once saw the old woman in the shoe and thought, wow, I want to live like that. But she couldn't afford a shoe. So she lives in an old woman living in the car. The power went out a long time ago. So don't worry, she can actually get It wasn't a functional cauldron. It was a residential one. Why don't you know, men's egos are attached to their wallets. Just look at David. I guess his egos are also attached to sluts on the beach. But either way, you know, I wasn't going to confront him.

I just thought I'm good. I'll just pay for it. I'll pay for this weekend for your ungrateful daughter. It was that's what I did Well, can't you for a force like a mediation or something like that? I'm already paying my attorney to deal with it Well, maybe you should just cut out the attorney and send him an offer and say listen I'll give you 30 grand and a crock pot. Wait a minute I'm living there. No, I'm gonna go out and refuse it! I can't believe I'm getting foreclosed on. So Shannon's like... I don't...

I don't want to. I'm telling you, out of principle, I don't want to give him a dollar. I feel bad! I feel a little bad! I feel bad! I feel bad! It. I feel a little bad. I feel bad. It's just that freaking slap in the face to me.

I'm so sorry Shannon. Oh Shannon, I feel so bad. Shannon. We support you until the next time I have to undermine you and we'll figure it out. And whatever you need, someone will be there for you Shannon, probably not me. You just don't understand how overwhelmed I am. With love right now, you are loved.

I was like, I was not, I did not see that coming. I thought she was going to say I'm so overwhelmed with, I don't know, being shat upon, but because these ladies didn't shit on her for five minutes, she's like, Oh my God, how are you thanking these people for being loving? They've been horrible to you, especially it was in Emily. They literally just said, Oh yeah, when John's not like saying John saying that he needs like is owed $75,000. That's a bad look for you, Shannon. Heather saying, Well, I guess it's good to know the full story because we always thought it was one way but turns out shadow was wrong It's like you guys been so supportive to me Heather You standing there with that cleaver

Threatening to chop off my hand unless I unless I drink more from my pineapple. I have never felt such support Don't cry. It's gonna be okay. Well, it's not going to be okay, but you know, it will be different. Well, it's not going to be any different. I mean, you'll be poor. You'll be missing $75,000, but at least you'll be thinner. Well, I guess you don't really lose weight from it either. Someone stop me from talking, please. Well, it turns out it's not so much that they have been so supportive. It's just that Shannon, just like Tamra in the previous scene that they have been so supportive. It's just that Shannon, just like Tamra in the previous scene is in the process of building her army. And so she has to say that like she felt so much support because here she says, she tells us, I have been going through so much in my head, living by myself, burning my hand on pans. And I would have, you know, in the past,

I would have, you know, confided in Tamra about it. I would have called her up in the middle of the night. It's like, I burn my hand again. I can't believe it. So then this outpouring of support and kindness that I'm getting right now from non Tamras, I just didn't expect this. It's almost like Tamra's a bad person. I shouldn't have her in my life. And these are the good people and we're in the right. Yeah. So they're like, you go Shannon, you're going to be fine. So, then we cut back to La Quinta, ladies, and it's pickleball time. And Alexis and Jen are talking, and they're talking about how fun last night was, and Jen's like, yeah, last night we formed a Bible study and established an OnlyFans page.

Pete Liesvold They usually do go hand in hand, actually. And then we see flashbacks of them just being wild and crazy. So, then Jen's talking about how it was Will's, she's talking to Tamara, right? Is this the Tamara scene? Yeah, so she's talking to Tamara and she's saying that it was Will's day with the kids and she's worried that Will's going to be late to pick them up because he was always late. And she's like, but, you know, he did take the kids to dinner and that was nice. And, you know, I just wish Will and Laura and I could all sit down and say, we have these nine kids between us, you know, so Laura, text me. Pete And so then she tells us the story of this Laura girl, which I don't think we've ever heard,

have we? But she's saying- I don't know about it. Well, you know, Lara and Will have been together three years now, and Lara was a friend of mine back in the day. She was my interior designer, one of my best friends, and then she got with Will. So I saw her on the carpool line one time, and I told her off, I did this to her, na-na, na-na, na-na, point at my finger, you know? I said a lot of things.

I rolled down my window, I said, Laura, thank you. Thank you so much, Laura. Thank you so much for being such a slut and stealing my husband even though I gave him up. But you know what? That was my furniture. And just because it said for free and it was in front of my house doesn't mean that it was for you, Laura. Okay? Find your own free furniture, you stupid slut. Thank you, Laura. Thank you so much for all the interior work. You did a really good job. And Laura said, that's the last time I rent my house to you. And then Gina got all mad.

By the way, Jen telling the story about going off on Laura, very, I feel like sanitized and watered down version of what probably really happened at carpool. Is this just what happens at carpool? I feel like carpool based on this and what I've seen from Big Little Lies, it just seems like the carpool lane or the drop-off lane. That's just where moms just go off on each other Like it's like it's like okay. Whose turn is it? Oh, it's Jen's turn. Okay, Jen's gonna go up to someone and you like the little

Can you roll down your window, please? You know what stay the fuck away from my man and stay away from my children I don't appreciate what you've done and you're supposed to be a friend to me and you were actually just the biggest bitch in the world To me. Oh, by the way, have a great day. Okay, I'll see you later today. Bye. Pete Slauson Well, I think carpool lanes are like jail for moms or dads because you can't get out. Like, you get in that line, you're stuck there. And then, have you ever been like accidentally locked in a room? Like one time I had locked myself in a bathroom on accident. It was terrifying. I turned into a savage immediately. I was

like, I couldn't get out. I was like, you just start freaking out, like hitting walls. I was like hitting random things, like to see if it would open. And I think that's what it's like in carpool where you just, you just, you're driving, your kids are in the car and then you just realize there's nowhere to go. You know, and then you just, you just, your base instincts start coming out and you just start yelling at a bitch. Like, what are you going to do? Yeah.

I think it seems fun. So Jen is like, well, then I calm down and I realized, you know, what? Once I got like myself back, I thought, well, why can't we just like, you know, get along? She's basically like, why can't we just like go parent? So Tamra's like, she's making it sound like she like really calmed down emotionally. No, I think you realized, now you've got nine children and you're going to have to do something. And girl, you ain't even get pain to get your nails done. You're going to need some help. So she's like, I shouldn't have yelled at that person because she would have been a good employee. Although fuck that girl too. I get that Jen's the one who left her husband and all of that, but still,

you don't go start hooking up with your friend's ex-husband. That's weird. Yeah, it's fucked up. So, uh, show by the way, she's going to be on the show. I was like, we welcome you, yeah. Um, so then Jen's saying how they have like, we'll has an apartment and the kids go back and forth, et cetera. And Tim was like, oh, really? Have you seen it? Is it on his Instagram? And she's like, well, I'm actually like blocked on his Instagram, so I don't see anything. Thank you so much for reminding me about it. Of course, Tamara's got the Instagram ready to make everybody cry. But wait, did we know that Will moved to Orange County? We didn't know this. She said that Will stopped working for

the parents. She said that Will stopped working for her family and that he wasn't able to pay her rent anymore. But did we know that he moved to the OC because this is crazy. So is Will a thirsty ass husband who's going to move to the OC and now his new girlfriend is going to be on the show? Jared Sienaar Did they both move to the OC? Wasn't that her story that they both moved to OC? Wasn't that her story that they both moved to OC? Or was it that she moved to OC alone? Oh, I thought it was her, but then I also thought it was weird that he would leave his kids, but then

he was working for her family in Oklahoma, I thought. So, I don't know. I didn't know that he'd been here this whole time, but I kind of love that for Will if he did move here just to get on the show. You go thirsty, Will. Come on. Or maybe to be near his kids. No, it's only, who would do that? Who would move somewhere to be near six children, too? I mean, I would do it for a TV show with six children. Jesus Christ. If there's ever a reason

to go on House Hunters International, it's for that. I'm just here because I really wanted to retire away from six children, please. Good time to mention we have a new Duel Hello up this week, so if we can go check that out on OneDri+. So anyway, so of course Tamra has it ready. She probably has already done the research to see that Will has blocked Jen. So she's like, oh, you wanna look, you wanna look?

And so of course Jen's seeing footage from a lot of her kids at Will's house and it's making her like, you know, it's causing her to choke up and it's like hard. It's hard to see it. She's still, you know, she's saying how she's still, you know, like she still loves him on a certain level, you know, he's part of her life, yada, yada, yada. So she's just like really sad. And then Tamra's like, so when you see him with the kids, it's just them. I do not in that picture. Does that hurt you? Like you've been, I don't know. What's a good word for it?

I might just come up with a word for it. I thought hurt you? Like you've been, I don't know. What's a good word for it? Just come up with a word for it. I've never used before. I'm trying not to make this about myself. Cause I can only hear you out of one of them. Cause one of them's been erased. gone. Oh, stop erasing me. Now look, I'm not laughing at parental erasure. I imagine it's probably just so incredibly painful for the parent and I, and for Tamara, like I'm just laughing that this is a gen scene, but somehow Tamara's Don't you remember that big Facebook post that this daughter put out and she's like, I've asked my mother,

the only thing I want from her is to stop talking about me. That's just all Tamarie does. It's like, I'm not your story live. She's like, I've been erased. Her name is Sydney. Her phone number is 570. Erasure. Erasure. I can't even listen to a little bit more respect anymore. This is by the band Erasure. It's just so shameless. It's just so shameless that she's like, Oh, why are you crying right now? Do you feel erased? Oh, come on. She's like, whatever you're feeling, I did it first. Jesus. So, um, uh, although she did, I know because doesn't Jen's storyline kind of reek of Tamras because she has this, we get to this, is it now? We get to it later. I'm sorry for jumping around, but we get to kind of a Ryan scene where Jen's like, oh, here's my son calling and he's like,

I want to go toilet paper. And she's like, yeah, I don't parent my children. I don't believe in it. I think it'll work out great. It's very reminiscent of Ryan stuff. Yeah. So, um, okay. So we have a flashback to Tamara talking about, um, erasure, et cetera. And she talks about Sydney, it's the usual stuff. So now we go back to like, she says the last time, oh no, nevermind. Go ahead. Yeah. So we go back to La Quinta and now it's time for a pickleball, our favorite. So it's basically Gina and Emily, they go out to the pickleball.

Gina and Emily are like the pickleball of this, of the housewives, I feel like. They're like, some people kind of like them and make a stink, but I would never hang out with those people. Sorry, pickleball people. I know there's a lot of you out there, but in general, it just doesn't seem that great to me. And it's just like, it's never going to be tennis. You know what I mean? Like people can try and sell it to me all they want to, but I just, it's just not the real thing. And that's how I feel about both Gina and Emily. So congratulations. You are the human equivalent of pickleball. Pete Slauson And it just leads to a, one of the, the tried and true Bravo tropes, bad tennis on Bravo, or in this case,

pickleball, which is that, Oh my God, hitting the ball and no one like Emily keeps missing it. And it's hilarious. I just want two people to be able to play tennis. Why do they keep showing us this? It's like, I can't, cause you know what the worst part is when you play tennis and, and someone doesn't know how to play, or if you don't know how to play, you're just chasing balls around a square area. And that's just like no fun. And watching people doing that, it just takes me back to all those times.

You go chasing after a little ball and, uh, it's unpleasant to me. Thank you for that monologue Archie. It's a, uh, Archie's like, all that time I've spent chasing a ball. It led to nothing. Ultimately, it led to nothing. But you know what it's like. It's hot out and it's like, there's just your, oh my gosh. Oh yeah.

I come from a tennis family. My, I was forced to play tennis and I was a chunky kid and I could never play it and I could never hit anything. Actually, I got okay at it, but I just hated it. I resented it. I grew up in Texas. It's hot as fuck over there. And there I was having to chase balls and they make you do the run from line to line and I hated it. And our coach was named David and he hated me right back. And he used to pelt me with the balls because I wouldn't run fast enough. And so he would throw the ball up in the air and slam it at me. And I still fucking

hate tennis. I still fucking hate it. And then I went home to get a little comfort and I told my mom that I was being abused and attacked with tennis balls and I had bruises on me and she was like, ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So yeah, I mean, I get it. I fucking get it. Commercials, here comes one right now. Welcome to the Offensive Line. You guys, on this podcast, we're going to make some picks, talk some shit, and hopefully make you some money in the process. I'm your host, Annie Agar.

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vicious vicious backhand. It was like the Heather Dubrow of backhands. But then when I would try, I was that I went to try out for the tennis team in high school and I was like, you know what all my life I've never been good at sports, but this is one sport that I'm good at and I can do it. And I choked and I was like, ah, so then that was sophomore year. Then junior year. I'm like, okay, I'm going to do it again. But this time nerves were out of me and I choked again. I was like, okay. And then senior year I was like, okay, I'm a senior now. I could do this.

And I choked again. And they didn't even give me a sympathy slot on the varsity team because that's what they do with seniors. If you still, if you still suck by the time you're a senior on any sport, they still put you on varsity and then you just are benched. But they didn't even put me on like sympathy, sympathy, varsity. And I was like, I know how good I am at tennis. I just am not very good in a real world scenario.

And I feel like that just really sums up like so much of my life. But the practice really helped because then you moved to LA and you spent, God, your entire 20s choking on balls. Yeah, it's a shame. I could have been at the US Open if I just applied myself a little bit further. Okay. So then, Emily, so Heather and Shannon are being wacky getting ready to play and Shannon's like, I put eyelashes on. So I'm not really sure if they're straight. Could you tell me if they're straight? Heather's like, let me tell you a secret. I can't see. Okay. People tell me I'm married to Mama Elsa. I'm like, you know what? We're just going to roll with it. Cause I can't see feels like Terry to me.

I don't see. That's why I have a dedicated servant to be my eyes and my ears. So, um, then back to the tennis court, uh, Gina's like, you know what, Emily, I want to talk to you. And she's like, Oh no, no. Yeah. No fuck off! Listen, I know, I know, but like I just wanna talk to you because I don't want anything, like I don't wanna have as-as-as to have any problems ever. And like last night you were like clearly upset at me. Well, I mean, well I don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, well Jen said to me that you were saying that Heather says like how high did she jump just because Heather told her, I didn't say that, Gino, okay? Well, I mean, I kind of said it, but like in a different way, okay? And by the way, did they tell you when I pulled the turkey sandwich out of my purse? Cause

that made it hilarious. That's fine. But then you said that and then like that pissed me off. It did because I was reactionary. It turns out I have strong political beliefs that are not liberal. I'm reactionary. Well what I was saying is that one minute you're like I love Katie everybody should love Katie and then you have one sit down with Heather Dubrow and then suddenly it's like Katie sucks and you fucking hate Katie and now Katie is dead to you. Translation we made an agreement this season.

We'd go after Heather Debrow to gather with Katie. And now you fucked it all up, Gina. What the hell is wrong with you? Pretty much, you know, and Gina tried to do that behind the scenes and she got caught doing it. So, sorry. So Emily does this whole thing where she's comparing Heather to the Godfather.

She's like, I imagine like Heather's there and she puts her ring out and then Gina falls to her knees and lays on the sword and you know, and they do this whole funny thing where they kind of like, she's narrating the scene while we're seeing footage of Heather and Terry in their home from last year and Gina apologizing to Heather. It was a fun bit. It's a fun little bit. Well she's also correct. That is what Gina does. Unfortunately though, Emily also does it, she does it for Tamra and she's a little more forceful. She stands up for herself slightly more than Gina does, but this is like two Pikmis really having a fight of like who's the bigger Pikmi when you're both just kissing asses to stay on the show and it's sad. It's like watching two

pickleball rackets go at each other. And they'll never be tennis. So Emily says, you let her manipulate you. You worry about what she thinks. You're so far up her ass. Which is funny because Emily is mad that Gina said that Emily is so far up Tamara's ass. And she's like, no, I, you know, I do worry about what she thinks. Like, but like I'm not up her ass. And she's like, yes you are. You don't have Tamar's ass first of all. How? Tamar doesn't tell me what to do ever.

Well, I just think in all honesty, Emily, this is just about, you know what, I know you're working on it and I get it, but you're being a grand bitch and I just really don't like that. You know something, it's I'm Lee. I know. And then we see a flashback to Emily going to Jim be like, you're so stupid. So Emily goes, you know, I've been aggressive since the day you met me, which I just think that's the funniest, the funniest defense. Like, no, I'm not newly aggressive. I've always been this awful. Why are you mad now? And she's like, but we need to work on that. She goes, I'm 48 years old.

What do you want me to fucking do about it now? Well, you're fixing like literally everything else. You can't use that defense as a real housewife when literally you come back with a new face every year. You can't be like, I'm so against change when literally you're a new human being. Like you're in a different complete meat sack than you were last year.

I don't even recognize this one. But also like your last several years, I feel like your storyline has been like, I'm doing a lot of work on myself. So that way my mom and I could have, or like she's expecting her mom to do a lot of work and her mom's older than her. Right. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't think the storyline's ever been that Emily's working on herself is that everybody else needs to work on themselves. Yeah. So Tina's like, you and Tamara do this thing where you're like, oh, I'm an asshole. No, I'm a big asshole.

High five! Like, that's not cool. And Emma's like, oh well, Heather's like, get on your knees. And you're like, okay, Heather. That's not true. It is true. Okay, fine. You say I'm a pussy, okay, that's fine. And she's like, I don't think you're a pussy. It's a difference. I wouldn't say that.

I just think with her you are Why are you getting so aggressive with me? I'm not I have a weapon I have a weapon right in my purse this turkey sub I could hit you with it. I didn't even hit you with it Don't you know what everybody here fucking hates me. That's fine. That's for so Gina This is so bratty Gina when she's like not winning an argument. Everyone hates me. Fine. She's mad at me.

They're mad at me. You are mad at me. Pickleball's mad at me. I'm here. Do you think I could use this as a spatula? Cause I don't have one and they're really expensive. I'm taking this home. Maybe this could be a roof to our house.

You think this will fit over a quadrant? So, uh, so then, um, so she throws her racket to the side and like, everyone hates me. Everyone's mad at me. Oh God, not the fucking sprinklers. We're not even the sprinklers. I'm mad at me. I'm like, I love, I do actually think this house was alive and this house was like, let's get her. I like to think that Elizabeth Vargas is just sitting somewhere with a remote control. Unbelievable, undeniable, sprinklers go on.

So Gina goes in and she has to come back out because she can't get in. She tries to storm off and it fails because she's Gina, you know, so Emily's like, you can't even storm out, right? What kind of housewife are you? Have you had multiple seasons on this show? Are you coming back? She was like, I have to, I went to a dead end. But just so Gina, Gina would walk into a dead end. I just love that she even fails at a walk off. I mean, it's like housewives 101, come on. She's literally in like a sprinkler parade. So, so now like Emily has now cornered her because she went to a dead end and she's

like, listen, listen, no, I'm wet. I don't want to go. I want to, I'm gonna feel bad. I was like, listen, listen, I don't want to do it. I was like, calm down. I'm going to hug you cause it hurts my feelings to hear you say things like that. I'm fucking sorry, Dan. I feel bad. Oh. She's like, but it feels like you think less of me.

And then inside, Shannon and Heather hear them arguing. And Shannon's like, oh, what? What's going on out there? Both of them are squinting out the window. I think what I see are two people without homes slapping each other with sausages. I think it's a bum fight. Hold on, I'll protect us both.

She holds up a cleaver. So Gina's like, you know what, you want me to come to you and talk to you and now look what's happening. Like this is what I'm talking about. I just feel like I can't even approach you you know and then she's like wiping the snot off of like Emily's nose and everything I was you can always approach me but I just like I don't want to feel like I'm tiptoeing

around you cuz like I don't want to feel like I'm like walking on eggshells right now because like I can't like I just literally bought those eggs and like if I break them it's like I have to go back to the store it's just like not fair I know they are going through a lot right now I mean just last week Shane was trying to cook beans in your house I said Shane you're gonna drown everybody in there. It's residential not for cooking. So I guess this is they I don't even know what they're saying. They kind of make up. And then Gina's telling us, my relationship is so fragile right now. And it makes me feel

full that the same thing could happen to me and Emily. Like I could leave Emily because suddenly I'm making more money and I don't need her to buy me lunch anymore. Yeah, Gina, Gina's like, my relationship is so fragile after I have throughout my boyfriend. So Emily is like, I wonder why that is. We make jokes, but I'm all for Gina getting rid of Travis. Oh, it sounds like it was probably the totally right decision. It's just like funny that she's like, it's just like things are so rough right now. It's like, yeah, but you throw it.

It's like so hard kicking Travis out. I'm like remodeling the house and getting rid of wall traces of him. It's very difficult. I think Gina's actually getting screwed. I will stand up for Gina in one moment. This is an instance where I'll stand up for her, which is that I think she's getting screwed in that there are probably real issues with the X that she really can't bring up on camera. And so like all we do get is that she has said, I'm doing well now which I think is hilarious. I think it's hilarious that

like, she's getting this edit. That's probably so unjust. Yeah, I would imagine it has something to do with like child support and her money maybe would have to go into child support for those kids. I mean, I'm not really or the wife wouldn't have to pay the child support because supposedly the wife is from a really rich family or the ex-wife. And so she's trying to get less support because he's making money because he's with Gina who's on TV. So, or does that, I don't know, this is just what comments I'm reading on the internet, but like whatever it is. Yeah, you're right. She can't talk about it. So it's just like, so well, um, I want to buy a Nintendo switch for my kids, but they only come with

four controllers and I don't have enough money to buy two switches. So sorry. Travis had to go. Also, did you notice in the, I just noticed this for the first time, but when it shows Gina's family, it only shows her kids and Travis. I was like, man, those other kids really get the shaft. It's fucked up. It's so fucked up.

And I'm sure that they, the mom's probably like, they can't be on TV or whatever, you know, but it just, it just looks so cold. It really does. Like, well then I'm a real family, but you guys can be in the picture. I know. That's what I think is just so funny. I don't think it's a funny situation, but I feel like it's actually a very complicated situation, but Bravo's just like, you know what? No, we'll just, this is just like, like even more of an asshole. Like the worst, the worst girlfriend and mom and like sort of quasi step mom at all time. Yeah. It's not bad enough that we let her

dress like a metallic pool needle, a metallic pool noodle and like, uh, you know, dime store, Marilyn Monroe wig on half of her head. Let's just continue to bury her. Let's just make her look like the most wretched person on earth. So, uh, so anyway, uh, back, let's go back over to big bear. Uh, Tamara brings Janet. I go like, does someone ask for a big bear? Well, I'm out of work now, so I might as well make my way to

the mountain. So Alexis pulls Katie aside. She's like, can I have a chit chat with you real quick? Menopause, am I right? Smurfs versus the Muppet Babies, which is that I really don't know which one it is. Here's what I like. Red Bull, Cheese, and Boobs. Have I ever said that before? Oh my God, Johnny J. Johnny J. Focus. Johnny J is really going through it right now because Smurf ad owes him like $50,000

and still is not paid up. And so I just like, I'm like ready to go off on that bitch. So she pulls her aside and she's basically like, listen, Heather hates you and she's terrifying. So you need to work on that. You don't want Heather against you, okay? And now it's become a new thing though, where she says, you know, I really, really like you. I just don't think that laughing was the right move.

And we see a flashback to the golf event where Heather was like, well, enjoy this. Well, this was the right move. And we see a flashback to the golf event where Heather was like, well, enjoy this. Well, this was a lovely day. And Katie just like laughs, like, you know, laugh, acknowledging this was a shit show. And like, was that a controversial moment right there? That laugh? I didn't think so. Yeah. But you know, on the phone later with Alexis, Heather was like, and then after I tell her how hurt I am, she laughed, actually laughed. Wait a minute, why are their boats starting to circle around in the ocean like it's a

big drain? And then she laughed. There's smoke coming out of your eyes. It's purple. And then she laughed. Have you ever come for me. How many after that golf event, how many pineapples did Heather Dubrow disembowel in her kitchen afterwards and rage? She's gonna go talk to me like that. You know, she just reaches in like an Indiana Jones, the Temple of Doom, and the guy reaches and pulls out someone's heart. That's what she does to the pineapples.

And laughed at me. And then she laughed at me. Oh, by the way, I was thinking of Heather because I turned on Big Brother. I think it was Big Brother. Yeah, it's the only thing I'm watching on the YouTube TV. But they were playing a Kelly Clarkson interview with Reba McIntyre and Reba was like, yeah. And then basically happened was he was my manager. So it was just work. At first it was just work. That's all it ever was. And then this black-eyed woman came in and tried to ruin my life. And that bonded us together. I was like, oh my God, Heather DeBriah made it under this Reba McEntire interview. No, she didn't really. But I was just thinking, wow, Reba McEntire is just such a special person. I love how she

talks. She's like, yeah. And then I'm like, my man, I didn't even know why I liked him. He was just business. And then one day, bam, dig in my face. God, now love him. Now love him. Gotta love him. It's so sad that, um, Oh, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't Kelly Clarkson. It was Drew Barrymore. Go ahead, Ben. Sorry. Oh, I was going to say, uh, it was so, it wasn't Kelly Clarkson. It was Drew Barrymore. Go ahead, Ben. Sorry. Oh, I was going to say, uh, it was so,

it's so sad that NBC like the producers of Orange County have never been able to bring down one of Heather's former co-stars just to have like a lunch. Like everyone else gets to do that. Like here's so like, here's, I don't know, like Kristen Davis or something or like here's, you know, here's, what's her face, Jennifer Tilly or Meg Tilly or one of the Tilly sisters. And I'm like, is Wendy Malik, is she just not available? Like someone's gotta be able to. Well, I know Jenny, Jenny McCarthy won't even do it. I mean, that's pretty bad. I guess they did get Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban to HD Network.

Hmm. HD Network lives on this episode actually. So anyway, so Alexis is saying like, yeah, you know, she's just like very hard-headed. That's like my thing. I'm going to say about her. She's like hard-headed. And Katie's saying, you know, if Heather and I can move forward and she can get past all this, you know, me, you know, checking to see if she called the paparazzi on people and me getting confirmation she did call it and me confronting her and humiliating her at a golf event after she gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne. I think if we get past this, you know, it's a good look. I know, Katie. Yeah, how generous of you, Katie. Katie is like, hmm, I just wish she'd

get over the fact that, you know, I did nothing to her. You started it, weirdo. Yeah. And then she says, well, I totally will apologize for laughing. I think you're going to have to go a little bit further than that. Okay. Yeah, that's not going to, you know, that's the... I'm already predicting disaster, a full on disaster.

And Alexis goes, but you know what? You have to mean it in your eyes. You have to mean it in your eyes. You have to mean it in your eyes because she's going to do something I've never done to actual paper with words on it. She's going to read you. She's going to reach you. Well, I do mean it. You know, I don't want to have this angst with Heather. We're in the same friend group.

I don't want to be the only person in life who's ever actually laughed at something that Heather DeBrose said. That's awkward. So Alexis is like, you know what? This is all about Kumbaya. Like Kumbaya this whole trip. It's like when like when Johnny Rose like let's be Kumbaya right now and have a good time. Maybe Tamara and I can have a Kumbaya and bring everybody back together. So then Tamara, yeah, you guys are what peacemakers you are, you and Tamara. Yeah, look at you. The moral, the moral. Spreading love all season. Both of you just doing a great job with that Hello there. This is a two-part recap. Okay, this is the end of part one

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