Watch What Crappens - #2535 Below Deck Med (S09E13): One Man’s Fish Is Another Woman’s Poison

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Below Deck Med is stuck on the dock as the Medicane takes over, leaving the crew to deal with some very odd guests. Not so odd that they need to die, though, which is why Jono’s mistake of almost killing one with a fish allergy might get him fired. Will a cookie on top of a piece of cake solve it? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How are you doing? Quite well. Just happy. It's another day of below deck med another shit show on this boat. This is, this is a calamitous season. Just enjoying that. Before we dive into that, not much to announce today. We're just, you know, continuing to tweak our Patreon. Like we said before, we're we're in the process of streamlining it. And one thing that we just did right before this is we started up our first ever Patreon group chat on Patreon. So if you want to be part of that chat and future chats to happen with our Patreon

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And today is Below Deck Mediterranean. Yay, yeah, Blow deck Mediterranean. So, um, previously on the show there was a leak in the forward cabin and then there was a medicane and then they patched the leak, but then the leak came back. And now we were left, we're left for a whole week wondering, are they going to find the second leak? And so we open up the new episode, episode two opens up with, yeah, it's fixed. I was like, Whoa, okay. That was very quick. That was a very quick resolution to that.

Secondly, we just got two separate leaks and the engineers made a repair in the both of his locker. The deckies have been taking care of the star board. It's like a tsunami. It's like a med, med, mommy. It's like a med, mommy. Is everybody going to die? Are we all going to die? I don't know where the guests are. I can't find anybody.

I think everyone's got where it's OK. Everything's great. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. You know, the storm has caused so much issues. We had two separate leaks. The engineers made a repair in the Bosons Locker while the deckies have been taking care of this tarboard forward up cabin. And now we're just stuck at the dock.

We can't catch a break. Also, no one's worn a clean shirt in three weeks. Yeah. You know what? I think we should put Bree in charge of the rain and that'll make sure it disappears. Yeah. That's the way to do it.

So the guests are coming back to the boat because all the guests had gone off to try to go to a winery in the middle of this Medicaid and Medicaid Daniel. And they quickly realized that was a terrible idea because all the streets of Athens were flooded with like inches of water. So they finally come back and they're just like getting up onto the boat and, and Nathan and is holding up umbrellas for them and we're just like getting up onto the boat and and Nathan and is holding up umbrellas for them and coming on board and everything so we're sort of having a big reset at the top of the episode and this is where the Ellie

Asia's just had it with everybody like she's had it with her whole crew and she passes by Ellie and she's like make sure to put the war back in the fridge now okay which is going to grow into a giant flower of resentment by the end of the episode. So it's important to point that out. And then Sandy asks the deck is to clean the forward cabin. And Ian's like, OK, we will do that. You guys do it because I need to take a nap.

Yeah, this is a big nap episode for him. Big nap. He's considering he naps a lot. Every episode is a big nap episode. This is a really big nap episode for him. A big nap and big snap, uh, big nap and big snacks episode for Ian, which is crazy because normally that's Sandy's advice for everything. Like, are you having any kind of problem? You know, because normally that's Sandy's advice for everything. Like, are you having any kind of problem? You know, have you lost everything in a financial crisis? Take a nap.

You know, she's like, that's her prescription for everything. Nap and a snack and a hug, you know? But Ian's doing it so much that I think Sandy might learn that that's some bullshit, okay? Everything isn't solved with a nap and a hug. Yeah. So, you know, people, there's basically the guests are back on board

and Asia's doing this kind of like wine tasting at the bar in the living room, which to me seems like really fun. I would have been perfectly happy doing that, the entire charter. So she just pouring them wine and wine and wine. You absolutely would not have been happy doing that. Who are you? We would work with the attitude. Well, maybe are you you would not you would die. If some lady

if some waiter stood up there who didn't know a thing about wine with a crinkly ass paper and said, a great comes from the ground. The ground the ground Asia comes from the ground. It came from the ground. It came from the ground. Did you know that things are growing in poo poo? That's how vegetables grow. Basically, I'm not surprised plants start growing at the toilet every time I'm in there. I have the best loads out of anybody doing art.

Like, I'm like, fuck this. You better get me to a coliseum or some shit. I guess the clarification is more like I would have been happy sitting at a bar with friends just drinking wine all afternoon too. Like maybe I don't, I don't think I even, I don't think I would have needed Aisha reading from a paper, but... Yeah. I would have killed her.

Listen, I don't like, I don't like improvised community theater on a boat. Community theater can be rough enough if it's planned out. I don't need somebody reading from a goddamn crinkle page. And I think I'm resentful of it on this season because we've gotten so much of it because remember when Stupid Joe did it too, he's like, I've written a song. And then he pulled out his crinkle. Oh no, he did it on the tour. Where he's like, does anyone want me to read from the crinkle page on the tour?

They're like, not really. I mean, these poor guests are subjected to a lot of bad reading off crinkle pages. Yeah, but they're also paying for like a discount yacht trip. So, you know, that's what you get crinkle page crinkle page tour guides. So, so everyone's just sort of doing stuff around this boat. You know, Nathan and Gail are kind of, I don't know, I don't know if they're hugging just, yeah, but Ian's looking for bread cause he's on his break. I don't know if they're hugging just yet, but Ian's looking for bread because he's on his break.

And then Ellie and Brie are working to set up like a mermaid party for the evening. And Jono is working on his on the dinner. He's gonna make some lobster and everything. And he's telling us there's a lot of pressure being stuck at the dock. You know, it's like definitely affects people's moods. Like I've got, you've got allergy restrictions, which I'll ignore, and I've also got different preferences, which I'll ignore. And the past few quarters, the food's been going, Chargé's food's been going really great. And I mean, she's always ready to rise to the occasion, and by rise to the occasion, I mean fall on her face.

It takes so much energy to ignore so many preferences and allergies. It's a lot. It's a lot. I'm juggling a lot of different things to ignore. So Aisha is looking over some wines and Steve offers to help and she's like, you can take this one. He's like, whoa, almost dropped it.

God, that's a heavy bottle of wine. That is crazy. I'm not sure if this wig is throwing a heavy bottle of wine. That is crazy. I'm not sure if this wig is throwing me off balance or what is that the wig guy played by well, Farrell, he seems like he would be a Steve. Every guy on this boat seems like every guy in this guest group seems like they could be a Steve, right? No offense. There, well, there's like, there's, I think Steve is the guy who looks sort of like Sidney Pollock.

And then there's the other guy who looks like Richard Branson with like a, like a yellow blonde wig on. And there may be a third guy. I think there's a third guy who's just sort of like generic looking. And then there's that one that looks like the mom Brady, Marcia Brady, but if she was played by Macaulay Culkin. Yes. And then there's also the one who looks sort of like a Carson Cressley type. Like if Carson Cressley were in his like, it was 23. And I think that's the same one.

Oh, okay. That's why I think it's the Brady Bunch mom played by Macaulay Culkin. Oh, yeah. That's basically the same thing as young Carson Cressley. Yeah. Pretty much. So, wacky wine stuff.

And Asia's like, oh my God, I hate being stuck at the dock with gifts. You have to entertain them. It's ridiculous. They've already heard the finger up the bumhole thing. I mean, what am I supposed to do now? Well, everyone, welcome to my winery. Are you guys with wanting to taste some wine? And they're like, yeah, well, welcome to my winery.

Are you guys with wanting to taste some wine? And they're like, yeah, well, I guess so. And then meanwhile, we cut to Ian announcing yet again that he's going on break. And Aisha's, you know, now this is where Aisha is doing a lot of stuff. This is the stuff we were talking about before, like, oh, so the ground is full of pebbles and the vines have become rough and the best and most concentrated drape for the, what is that, pinot noir, I don't understand.

And one of them's like, oh God, when you got it right beyond that much about a wine, you know it sucks. And then Joe is down. Here's what happens. You find it, you put it in a plastic bag, you put the plastic bag in a box with a splurred on it. Boom. You got some friends. Down in the laundry room, Joe is looking for a pillowcase.

Yeah. And Bri is there to help them. I want you to do the great. I'm like, almost on the narrator. I'm like elsewhere. Joe was looking for a pillowcase. Some pillowcase flirting. I guess she's like, Joe, what do you need? He's like, can I pillowcase? She's like, this is yours. You can take it. I'm just trying my best to stay away from Joe. Now I just try and picture what Joe would look like as a really old man. It works, I think. He said, now I'm only for really old men. Oh God. What have I done to myself?

Unfortunately, I have a daddy issue. So it's really sexually harder than before. Don't do that. Don't. And that's something people always say, like, if you're horny, if you find yourself getting horny, just think about something that's not sexual at all. Like I remember an old saying used to be like, oh my God, if you're horny, think about baseball. Oh God, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball. Well, guess what? You don't tell a gay boy that. Guess what I got into? Baseball porn. I mean it's out there like sports. It's like, you know, and of course it's like, gays, you know, and ill fitting softball outfits, throwing giant softballs up and down. Something that's not really baseball.

It's not legit baseball porn, but it's close enough that anytime somebody says baseball I fall asleep. But with a boner. Listen, I don't know if we, I don't know if baseball is an apt choice to dehorn yourself because I mean, like if someone says, okay, if you're horny, think about baseball. I'm just going to think about Jesse Williams and take me out. I'm just, I'm just going to write to those videos.

Yeah. Yeah. Cause I don't think of baseball the same, You know, everyone's like, Oh, that's the most boring sport. I just think, Oh, my God, that's the best among the guys with giant butts with really tight pants and lockers and lockers. And then I was in the musical when I was a teenager, it was called diamonds. I'm told you about that. So I was in that. So I think of that sometimes. So I think of like, dinner theater, which is not bone-inducing,

but then bubble butts with tight pants. It's just all very confusing. That's a lot. My point is, that's not what you do when you don't wanna be horny. Don't say baseball. It doesn't work. And don't say old men,

because then you're just gonna start dreaming of old men. When you're horny, only think of horny things and just tell your wiener, stop it. You know, just tell it. You're, you're, you stop it right nower, stop it. You know, stop it right now. You gave yourself, you gave yourself. So, meanwhile, Asia is still doing like Asia's, you know,

she's just sort of hamming it up because this is the sort of guests that love hamming it up with like a wine taste. It means blood of the suit. It happened by chance. I think she was like rapping actually. She's like, it happened by chance in the vineyard, complex of room of beautiful notes of vanilla. Get to the do. I don't know wrote this, but it's worth it to me.

Taste this and see if you like it, yeah. And Sandy walks in smiling like a doting mother who's nine year old is entertaining dinner party guests. And she's like, you know, Asia has some skills you just don't find on a CV. You know, not every chefs too, chiefs too, can get the guests to smile. Not every chiefs too can wrap their way

through wine tasting notes, okay? And when it's special, when it's pouring out and all their plans have been canceled, God, she's just so good. Some guests are just made for that. You know, there's like the kind of people who really enjoy standing up and dancing and singing at the end of Mamma Mia. And then there are people who don't.

Yeah, I feel like there's those are the kinds of two people as far as tourists. I'm the kind of person that really just cringes and I'm like, Oh, I fucking won't go see Mamma Mia because of that ending part where everybody and then everybody stands up and they're like, Mamma Mia. I can't do that. I hate it. It makes me hate that show and want that show to die. These people are just that kind of person, you know? So she's good for that. I would call the police if Asia started doing that on my super yacht trip. She was like, I'm going to rap in beat books

about warrants from an internet Wikipedia page. I would call the fucking police. Sandy was so happy though. Sandy was like, I'm going to call the reverse police. I'm going to call the police. I'm going to call the police. I'm going to call the police. I'm going to call the police. I'm going to call the police. page. I would call the fucking police. Sandy was so happy though. Sandy was like, I'm gonna call the reverse police.

I'm gonna call the police and tell them, you better get over here if you wanna have a fun time. Okay, this is good. I'm calling the hug police. I'm gonna clap along to the beatboxing. Yeah. Sandy's just like, mama mia. Pfft, pfft, pfft.

Here we go again. Mama. Bye, bye. Pfft,. She has, we go again. Mama. On the ones in threes, everyone. Mama Mia. Here we go again. So she keeps going and then may the maids, the guests are just chucking fireball and they find out it's a mermaid night and Pamela is like the wacky, you know, Pamela is the wacky one who really thinks she's getting her own show from coming on below deck. And she's like, it's mermaid night. Well, I'm absolutely going to get on that table. I'm

absolutely going to do it. It's going to be crazy. No one's ever seen a blonde, crazy lady like me on this. So it's going to be amazing. So Asia is, um, we're getting chyrons up on screen that are saying how it's been 13 hours since the last, since Asia last had a break, which is wild. And it's a really good counterpoint to Ian who just takes breaks whenever he decides he wants them and takes them for a very long time. So she's hungry. And everyone, all the guests are wasted.

And Asia is announcing that dinner is going to be at nine to everyone. And so, and Gail, Gail goes up to Joe and she's like, hi Joe, how are you? What's going on with the girls? And he's like, you know, I'm done with them all now. You know, I'll be in the room if I went, if I went on the stage with Ellie, full well knowing I don't want to go on a date. I'm like, are you still bringing this up, this fucking date that you didn't go on? Like it's over, stop trying to make yourself into a hero

for following your heart, et cetera. He really is making it like I stood up against the patriarch. I'd stood up against the patriarch any day, guys. He's like, knowing if I had gone on that date, knowing full well I didn't want to, I mean, the easy option would have been to go on the date. It takes more courage to say no.

I'm a courageous human being. Where's my statue in the square? Where is it? I'm not giving you this word. What are you talking about? Shut up and stop acting like you've been fucking repressed and forced to go on dates with these women your whole life, these evil women your whole life.

You are such a fucking jackass. Also give yourself two more years when people forget you've ever been on the show, nobody wants to date your ass anymore. Yeah, you don't get a Purple Heart. So he's like, so what's your view of it? Because obviously I know that we're mates. And she goes, okay, but you can't get offended.

He's like, no, no, no, I'm not offended. Well, you've given them all these hints that you were interested. So, you know given them all these hints that you were interested. So, you know, I feel like you did lead them on. And Ellie told me that about the line where you were like, I don't care which one, as long as I get fucked or something like that, I don't know.

I started feeling a bit of empathy for the girls. Okay, now he said he can't get offended. Now let's watch Joe, who's just been stood up to by a woman, slowly turn that woman into a villain for no reason. Exactly. That's how fucking guys like Joe are. And that's why she should never have stood up for him. And that's why when Ellie was saying that she was excited to go on a date in the

first place, that's why Gail should not have bit her tongue in that moment because whatever camaraderie she thought she was participating in with those deckies was a total falsehood. And he does not have any loyalty to her the way that she was participating in with those deckies was a total falsehood. And he does not have any loyalty to her the way that she was trying to have loyalty to him in that moment. Yeah. Guys like Joe live off of comradery. And the only time he's going to be nice to you is if you're making him cum. I can tell you that right now. They're done with these guys. Comradery. So then she's like, well, he knows he's dying with these girls, but he really

doesn't care as long as he gets what he wants. He's just always manipulating that it's a girl's fault. I'm just saying it's a good guy thing. He said in it, he's not acting like a good guy. Why is everybody pretending that he's not acting like a good guy? He's acting like an absolute piece of shit. Just nobody's calling him out on it. Yeah, because he's smiling and being like, oh, I got in trouble again today. Because that's like the fuck boy way

of getting out of anything, right? Oh, I'm in real trouble. Oh, you know, I'm just a little boy who just put my hand in the cookie jar. But I don't mean anything, boy. It's like, no, you are not a good guy. You can smile as much as you want, but you're a dick, you're not a good guy. You can't, you can smile as much as you want, but you're a dig.

You're manipulating people and you are, you're undermining those who actually stand up to you. Breaking out. You're breaking up. Okay. So yeah, no, I'm breaking out. We're on video chat. So I had a moment to look at my zits. I've got a try. I've got like a Bermuda triangle of temples coming out. You know why? Ice cream. God damn you ice cream, but I love you so much.

I'd have 90 more of you if I could just have an intravenous ice cream going into my veins. I fucking love you. You know what's just never hurt me? Ice cream, ice cream, no matter what. If I stick my penis in it, if I don't stick my penis in it, ice cream is just always consistently wonderful to me.

You wanna talk about camaraderie. I know, I've been going really hard for that, Jenny. Oh my God, damn it. Have you had the cookies and cream, not the cookies and cream, the cookie dough, that cookie dough that they have that's brown sugar custard. Oh, come on.

I never, I've never, never in my life, never have I've never, never in my life, never have I ever, fuck some cookie dough ice cream. And so we've talked about it a bunch, right? So our phones hear us because they're fucking spying on us, you know, and then feeding us ads based on whatever we talk about, which is baseball coming and ice cream.

So my Facebook is pretty crazy. It's like, Hey, do you need some purple pills? Or do you need to maintain longer erections while you're watching baseball and eating Jenny's ice cream? That's basically my feed right now. But anyway, Jenny's keep serving me ice cream ads. I don't even know how many flavors they had. There are so many fucking flavors. I've had a baseball boner all day. I may have to go even though I have a freezer full of Jenny's ice creams because they were very kind enough to send Ronnie and me some ice cream because we talked about it. They're gone now. Well, I've got maybe two left.

I live way too close to an actual Jenny's ice cream shop. So I may still have to mosey over there because I may need a cone. Today's just, girl, the rings on my Apple watch started moving backwards. Yeah. It's so funny. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. What's up guys, it's your girl Kiki

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Wow, wacky Pamela. Oh, God, go away. Dinner theater Pamela. I can't take you. Low rent, Jennifery Pamela. Oh God, go away, dinner theater Pamela, I can't take you, low rent Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, Johnno comes in and then he's like laughing and hugs her, which is like really sweet because I feel like most chefs would be like, put down my knife. I bought that knife from a Tibetan monk in Greenwich Village.

So. He's like, you can play with the knife. I just found that on an architecture job. We were building a monk house, whatever you call those, a temple. And unfortunately I forgot to put a couple of screws in. It's gone now, but the knife remains. Have fun.

So then, and then John was telling us that like, because it's a mermaid party, he says tonight, my theme tonight is mirror people. So I'm going to try to put like some of that theme into my menu. So I'm going to be serving some fresh mermaid. And also with that, some flounder and seagull. I was going to say this is, uh, disturbing because it's a more people event. So he's going to serve things of the seat.

I don't think that's what you're supposed to serve. I don't think that's what you're supposed to serve more people. I don't know what more people eat. I guess I've never really heard about it. I feel like they're on a plant based diet. They just probably eat kelp. Ariel is eating kelp for sure. You know, she goes to like underwater, Erewhon. Okay. She's definitely going Erewhan under the sea. Yeah. Um, she's like having the Haley Bieber, you know, $20 juice or whatever. She definitely is. There is no way she's having anything like anything steak.

She's not eating a swordfish. That's for sure. Yeah. I took my sister and my niece to the Arawan cause they wanted to see where Harry likes to go get juice Harry Styles for those of you who've never heard of them. So we went to check it out and Haley Bieber's juice, Cadence was like, yep, there it is, Haley Bieber's juice, it's $20. And I was like, do you want one? We can get really fancy. She goes, no, that's ridiculous. Who would pay $20 for a juice? And then, it's like almost like clockwork. It was a guy going, guys, you guys want a Haley Bieber juice? It's amazing.

Every day. She was like, oh my God. I was like, welcome to LA. That's, yeah. I have not been to Arowana since like 2001. So I don't even remember what it's like in there, but I'm scared to go in there. But you know, I, this has nothing to do with Arowana,

but I feel like it's Arowana adjacent. And I feel like I have to share it, which is that all this ice cream talk, et cetera, I feel like I do have to get it to you. I feel like I'm largely in shape, but like I need to like still take care. Like I still have, I'm still very skinny fat. And last night I went to a yoga class. This is where it's connected to Arawan because I feel like yoga and Arawan go together. And there was like a substitute Yogi and he kept on calling me big guy. And he only called one other person big guy and it was like a big guy.

And everyone else is like rail bin and he's like, he's like, hey, big guy, you might take it. Oh, hell no. That is some gay on gay crime. I would have killed. I was like, I was like, no, I know big guy can also just be like this thing that like, you know, men do like being called big guy. Like I am a big guy. Yeah. But I was like, he knows. Is he gay? He sounds gay from the gay. That's a Like, I am a big guy. Yeah. But I was like, he knows, is he gay? He sounds gay from the beginning. Is he gay? That's not a thing with gays of saying big.

He knows what he was. Well, he was saying dude to people. It was weird. He was sort of like, he's gay, but he was trying to like speak in straight terms. Also, he was like, just to people he thought were straight. Did he say dude to you?

He said, big guy. He said that to guys he assumed were straight. Multiple times. Hey, big guy, I'm just gonna adjust your form. That's violence. That's fucking violence. I was like, I'm not big guy. You better give me his name. I'm better business bureauing his ass after this.

I'm like, I am not big guy. I am just more Jenny's ice cream friendly. That is gay on gay violence. How dare he? No, I actually need that. Because it motivates me to go back to the gym. I'm No, I actually need that. I'm never going to go there again. Because it motivates me to go back to the gym. I'm like, I am big guy.

I am big guy. I'm like, I want to go from big guy to chief. Because if you're going to give me like big guy, say, you know, if you want to like- I would just feel old if they called me chief. Just don't call me anything. I think it's 2024. You can't say that anymore.

You can't be like, hey girl, people get offended. You can't be like, hey big guy. You can't say, hey man. You can't say anything, hey girl, people get offended. You can't be like, hey big guy, you can't say, hey man, you can't say anything. Just stop labeling people altogether. Just say hello. That's it. I'd be okay being called chief. You know what, cause like, I think the idea behind,

cause a lot of people that you call big guy, it's kind of like, I'm basically appealing to your ego that you're like the big man on campus. You have like authority, whatever, dah, dah, dah, dah. But if you're gay, it's like, I can't believe you called me big guy. But like, that's why chief, you can call me chief then. Or maybe instead of chief.

Here's the thing, if a straight guy called you big guy, it wouldn't be that big of a deal because straight people address each other in odd ways. But a gay person, you know what he's doing. Gay people don't just say, hey, big guy, okay? Gay people have all been bullied. Gay men especially have all been bullied. We've all bullied each other. You know, that's why that Trevor Project thing, I say, oh, they guy. Okay. Gay people have all been bullied. Gay men, especially have all been bullied. We've all bullied each other.

You know, that's why that Trevor project thing I say, Oh, they say it gets better. Wait until you're 20 pounds overweight in the gay bar and then tell me it gets better. Fucking Trevor, Trevor projects. You know, we've all, we've all been victims of gay bullying and gay bars. He knows what he's fucking. Like the one person in yoga class in Hollywood that doesn't have ads, abs. And I'm like, they say, Hey, big guy. I'm like, excuse me. How dare he? Oh my God. You should have just started doing lines from like Delta Burke's designing women

episode. Like they, they shoot fat people. Don't they? I mean, it went her and Emmy. I'd just start doing it. What if I just do and that's the night the lights went out and I'll just do a different designing women's, you know, cause she's thin. You have to do Delta Burke lines only cause she was the one who had that storyline of gaining weight and stuff. That's horrible. What a fucking monster. I have a question. I have a question about this post. Who's eating Gilbert grape? Who is it?

Well, the point of the story is this, um, fuck Arowan also. So, okay. No, here's the moral of the story. This is when we get, fuck Arowan also. So, okay. No, here's the moral of the story. This is when we get yoga teachers canceled. Okay. I'm going to ask you who this is when we're off the air and I'm going to go down there with the picket sign and I'm going to stand there in a crop top with my love handles hanging out and I'm going to see this guy's anti fat people and I'm going to get the other two fat people in LA to join me and we're taking him down.

He was, well, here's the thing. He was subbing in because the normal yoga teacher got a pass. Not again, never again. Sorry. Go back to whatever. You'll have to work at the Lego factory because you're done with yoga, sir. Well, he announced that the normal yoga teacher was climbing Half Dome up in Yosemite. I'm like, so she's dead. She's not coming back. She's not coming back. So I'm now a big guy. I'm going to be a big guy. All right. Well, let's get back to this recap. That's bullshit. Okay. So, um, in other news, Brie is, Brie's like, I'm going to quickly get changed and go to Ted's cabins. Oh, whoops.

I cannot find my dress. Have you checked? Have you checked captain's Andy's cabin? Cause that's what you brought all the wrong clothing to all season. Captain Sandy's like, wait, wait a minute. What is this? What is this dickey that someone gave me? She's just putting it over her neck. I think that is skirt.

No, it's a dickey. I think it's just like a little, it's just a little turtleneck. We used to wear these in the 70s. God, I love these. Do I look good? Captain Sandy doesn't even know what a skirt is. I think it's just like a little, it's just a little turtleneck. We used to wear these in the seventies. God, I love these. Do I look good? Do I look good? Captain Sandy doesn't even know what a skirt is.

So then Pamela's drunk and she's just wasted and Aisha's helping her out and Bree's like, my little black dress is nowhere to be found. Aisha's given me an ultimatum about misplacing cool laundry, but if it's my own clothes, does it really count? So then the lady is wearing like really, or the guy, one of the guys, someone is wearing really long prosthetic balls

that are hanging down. And Asia's like, anyone in my life, they knows me, knows I love balls. Whenever I see balls this is what I do I love balls in my hands I love balls on my face I love balls on my cheeks I want them on my mouth, the softer the better. Balls! Asha, I think I lost your balls.

Oh no, my favorite. So Asha goes and checks in on Bree. I'm not a big fan either way of balls. I mean, they're there or whatever. I don't hate them, but I'm not like, hmm, I wonder what his balls are like. I never really think of balls, except that they're in my way. In general, I think they're kind of in my way. And I really don't like that they're one size, one second, and then another size the next second. Like it's very difficult to figure out,

like can we just come up with a uniform size balls? I mean, at least for me, like I don't need 10 different size. If you saw me in one part of the day, you're like, oh my God, look at Ronnie in his tiny nuts. Thank God he doesn't want to have children. But then in the next one, it's like, whoa, did you go grocery shopping for a family of 11 with those balls?

Jesus, those are some balls. You tripping over those things? I mean, what the hell? Does everybody need an expandable ball? Can we just get a normal uniform nut sack? I mean, balls should be like a mortgage rate fixed and not variable. Okay. So Asia's better. If a better size comes along, I should be able to switch to that.

Precisely. So, uh, Asia's like, how you doing with Cabin? She's like, Oh, Asia, you should believe I am okay. I just, everything is fine, and Aisha's like, I feel like I should go check on her. So, where, how are you going, Bri? I notice you're still wearing, well, you're not even wearing your red shirt. It's like you found a little plastic bag that's red.

What happened to your red shirt? I found my black dress. My black dress, I can't find my black dress. Oh. Oh, what the fucking dress have you done? I don't know. I don't even know. So she's like, my laundry suit. Can't even find her own laundry. She's supposed to find someone else's laundry. And then Captain Sandy comes in wearing just like a little turban on her head.

You know what, thanks so much for whoever left this little turban. I love this. It's really cute. Thank you. Fashion forward me. Listen, Bree should have been fired a long time ago. And like, I have empathy for Aisha

that everything's on her shoulders these days and she's just standing. She doesn't get to sit to have her meals, yada, yada, yada. But I'm starting to get to this point where I feel like it's so obvious that Brie should have been fired a long time ago. So the fact that like Aisha has to do everything now

and things are slipping, to me it's kind of starting to come back to Aisha. Like this is actually starting to move into bad management. Well, that's the kind of this whole season, right? Because with Sandy, I think, you know, I see Sandy starting to get a lot of it online too. But the thing is they don't have a staff. So like they're already down a person,

but I guess that's because of the leaky room. But then there's no shaft, there's no stools. And then I was reading on Reddit, there was on the below deck sub, hi everybody on the below deck sub, love you. Love you. But they were talking about, there was on the below deck sub, hi, everybody on the below deck sub love you. Love you. But they were talking about there was someone who's

claiming that they were on the show, that were one of the people and they're saying how no one gets paid to do this, which we already know, you know, they get like $5. And then they're kind of shunned from the industry after this because either you're ruined and canceled because you've done something stupid on the boat, or people just look down on you for doing the show. So it's getting harder and harder to cast the show.

So I don't know if that's even an excuse at this point, but it's getting pretty bad. But Ellie doesn't really know what she's doing a lot of the time either. At least that's how they're presenting it to us. Brie doesn't know. The chef definitely doesn't know. What do you do?

Ian's falling asleep. He doesn't even know when a rope is tied to the thing. Joe doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. So who do you even trust? Like nobody knows. It's like a clown car. I can't even believe the boat's ever allowed to lead the dock. Like are there no regulations? Nobody knows what they're doing. Yeah, it's a full on disaster, but I still think Bree should have been fired a long time ago because like, this is, it should just, it should not be all on Asia. Either way, but it is. Okay, so now.

What kind of day are you having? This is just spiraling, because I'm a big guy. You're really going through a good day, poor guy. Um. I got distracted by a text message. What can I say? So that's the funniest thing,

when getting distracted by a text message and try to segue back into the conversation and you're like not sure you can. So you just sort of say something. You're like, but you know what she is anyway, moving on and everyone's like, what the fuck are you saying? Let's just talk about balls more. So then there Asia puts a costume balls down on the table and stabs him with the fork. And

Pamela's like, I'm so drunk. I just went and saw a Cali. It's in a Cali or a kitchen. And the McCauley Culkin as the Brady Bunch mom, Carson Cressley, guys like I'm so happy to be with such a group of classy people. I said, well, I did not expect that voice to come out of. Mrs. Brady Cressley. Culkin from Mrs. Mrs. Brady Cressley, but Culkin. Hi, this is Mrs. Brady Cressley Colkin. Mrs. Brady Cresley Colkin. Hi, this is Mrs. Brady Cresley Colkin. I'm calling about our meeting today.

Do we have a confirmation for 3 p.m.? Thank you so much. You can reach me at my number. Okay, this was horrifying what happens next. We've got tuna carpaccio with pineapple caramel. Why is pineapple caramel being served with tuna carpaccio in Greece? That's the first thing. Is that mean you're like, what?

Maybe it's a maybe it's a maybe it's an island thing. Maybe it's from where John is from. So maybe it's like not a wild idea. I didn't go with that because I don't know. I wasn't there to taste it. Maybe it's something really cool. You know what I mean? Or maybe it's a caramelized pineapple, which would go well. I don't know. I don't know.

It sounded weird. But what I'm going to point out is not that. It's the actual tuna. Is this guy fucking kidding? Those were like chicken cutlets. Did you see the tuna? Tuna carpaccio does not look like that. It looks small.

It's thin. It's thin. It's the translucent bitch. And they were like multiple, it was like six chicken cutlets are glommed on time. It was like a big pile of dead slimy flesh. It looked disgusting and it was not even pink. It was also a bed of lettuce or something, right? So then Jennifer, there's a guest named Jennifer and Jennifer has two options. She's definitely allergic to raw fish.

She has two options. When it arrives, she can say, oh no, I'm sorry, I can't have that. Or she can do what she does, which is the more fun thing to do, which is then the way, once the staff leaves, she goes, well, it looks beautiful. I would eat it if I could,

but I can't eat raw seafood because it would kill me. Yeah. In my preference sheet, I said it about 15 times. Yeah. 15 times. Mm-hmm. Can't have it. Can't have it. Hope you guys all enjoy it. I'm just gonna sit here and stare at this thing that wants to kill me. I guess you all want me dead. Okay. Yeah, just enjoy eating the gun in my mouth. Everybody enjoy that. So does anyone want cyanide? Cause that's basically what's been served to me right now. Okay. No one cares. Would anyone like to just, uh, try a rope around my neck and, uh, time with the

top there where that disco ball is hanging down from, and then kick the table out from under me while you eat. That would be great. You guys want me to just chuck myself overboard. I can do that. Seems like that's what you guys all want. Seems like you guys are enjoying this a lot. Okay, enjoy. Have fun with your death food. So Sandy comes in with her hands and some kind of new-fangled polyester hand warmer thing that she's turned the skirt into. And she's like, oh, hey everybody. How was it? Was it good? Was it good? And she goes, well, Captain Sandy,

I would eat it if I could, but I have an iron overload and it might kill me if I eat it. So would you like to take a chainsaw and just behead me while everybody's enjoying dinner? Okay, I'm gonna handle that. And by handle that, I mean, I'm going to walk out of the room and not clear that death food away from you. Okay, bye.

I'm just gonna go ahead and leave. I'm gonna go rant and rave for an hour about how you just almost died while I leave the murder weapon sitting right in front of you. It's like literally someone it's like, it's like, it's like the bomb squad. You're trapped in a room with a bomb. The bomb squad comes in and goes, someone left a bomb here. I'll be right back. Let me go check on who did this. It's like, no, please dismantle it. Let me write back, let me go check on who did this. It's like, no, please dismantle it.

Disarm it. I'm calling the CBS, the FBI, the CTU, calling everybody. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. You just sit tight with that bomb. Hey, Jono. Okay, hey. Oh, Captain Sandy, that babushka looks really nice on you.

Thank you. I just, I found it in my room. One of the guests, it's on their preference sheet. Raw seafood will kill her, and it's in front of her plate. Johnno, Johnno fucks up so much, but I really like Johnno. I find him to be just so fucking funny. He seems so lovely. So lovely, I want him to thrive,

but this is, it's like, what Craigslist ad did he answer for the show? This is, he's not, this is not his ministry, I'm sorry. I know, but I just think he's such a funny person, but oh my God, he's so frustrating, but he's also so funny because she was like, John-o, this lady got fished and she almost died. And he goes, oh no.

Who did that? And just looks around like, I can't believe how did that happen to her? You know, like he has no personal responsibility. And she goes, that's a really big John. Oh, screw up. That's a really big screw up John. And he goes, okay.

It was on her preference sheet. Yeah. And I apologize. I apologize for that. Okay. Well, can you go see her? Cause she has raw fish in front of her. She's literally just sitting there with the raw fish. So,

she should have the ghost of Christmas future there right now. Just standing with the sickle asking her about her, her deal with the bank. You know, you might want to go check on her. She's on her third act. Okay. Yeah. She already fell into a swimming pool earlier today. Oh, that was Norma actually. I'm Dan Tbersky. In 2011, something strange began to happen at the high school in Leroy, New York. I was like at my locker and she came up to me and she was like stuttering super bad. I'm like, stop around. She's like, I can't. A mystery illness, bizarre symptoms, and spreading fast. It's like doubling and tripling and it's all these girls. With a diagnosis the state tried to

keep on the down low. Everybody thought I was holding something back. Well you were holding something back. And tension eye. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah. No, it's hysteria. It's all in your head. It's not physical. You're, oh my gosh, you're exaggerating. Is this the largest's hysteria. It's all in your head. It's not physical. Oh my gosh, you're exaggerating. Is this the largest mass hysteria since The Witches of Salem? Or is it something else entirely? Something's wrong here. Something's not right. Leroy was the new dateline and everyone was trying to solve the murder. A new limited series from Wondery and Pineapple Street Studios. Hysterical. Follow Hysterical

on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge all episodes of Hysterical early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. So we'll just mix together all the Christmas ghost stories. You know, every time a piece time a tuna piece of tuna falls on a plate somewhere, Norma gets her wings. Okay, so I'm really didn't make sense. I'm just sort of distracted by this amazing new halter top I found. Okay, I'm really fucking pissed never in my 35 years at sea or being chased by pirates had a

Ever had a chef if you'd guess something that could actually kill her period This is a fireball offense But as we all know a fireball offense is also a huggable offense, so we may just have to hug it out Okay, so now I just have to look for a replacement chef and by replacement chef. I mean Not a replacement chef. And by replacement chef, I mean, not a replacement chef. So he goes up and he's like, oh, I'm so sorry, I'll take it away from you. She's like, oh my God, a guest, a guest, Aisha,

Aisha, come here, a guest will serve fish. The fish will kill her. She's over there staring at it right now. Oh, look at her. I hope she licks it. I hope she just licks it. I hope she tests me. No. The fish will kill her. What if that fish would be in jail? And someone's like, didn't you put that on your preference sheet? She's just, I did. I sure did about

five times. I mean, I know I said 15 times earlier. Yeah, let's just reduce it to five. Get this guy in less trouble. He really is so sweet. I was just, when I said 15, I was just accommodating for Xerox copies because I did five and then I knew that they made three copies. So that's 15 total. That is 15 total that the crew saw, you know. So Sandy's like, John, Oh, I need you to know how serious this is.

He goes, I do. And when you put a lot of lime on it, people say that cooks the fish, but you're right. I guess that's not true or something. You're right. I'm like, are you really gonna go with the, it was supposed to be a fucking, what do you call that? Not a ceviche.

Are you really gonna go with that that was a ceviche? You cannot tell me that that was a ceviche. First of all, you would say- And there's no way that the lime can even penetrate through that much flesh. That was ridiculous. You were serving actual people, like sized. Well, the thing is also like, you would have to start that lime ceviche earlier for it to like cook the fish

and the fish would change color. So John was like, Oh, I feel terrible how I let that slip. I just, I think I just had like too many things on my mind. Like, okay, when do I start the cookies? Okay, are those gonna be seven minutes before dessert or eight minutes, you know? And I also have like, it's stressful, you know? I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry for interrupting. I was just gonna say, you know how difficult it is. Like you have to plan out when you're gonna open the package of cookies. Like, is it gonna be difficult? Is it gonna be child resistant to open the package? You know, a lot of things can happen. I have to think about like that smockers caramel.

Am I going to put it on zigzag pattern or spiral? It's just like a lot. So next they serve grilled lobster with a parsley marinade, which parsley. What the fuck is that? A parsley marinade. You're fucking. I the fuck is that? I don't know. Come on. You're fucking, I feel like you're fucking with me. And John was like, no, call it a lemon garlic marinade. Okay, well that's better.

So then Sandy just walks away and she's like, oh God, this is not good. This is not good. So she serves the lobster and then. Last time I saw lemon marinade was when we had to soak Norma after getting sprayed by that skunk. Oh wait, hold on. I remember it was actually, we actually had to, we had to actually bathe the skunk after Norma sprayed the skunk. That's,

the skunk couldn't get asked to prom. Everyone kept saying, God, were you sprayed by a Norma? Oh, speaking of bloop blo bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Norma, hi, it's Sandy. Bloop, hey, bitch. Bloop, hey, bitch. Wow, you're still feeling it's your job, huh? I've been asking you for a chef now for nine weeks, Norma. Bloop, bloop.

Yeah, well, you know, I've been hearing all the shit you've been talking about me the past few weeks. You haven't even been calling me. And it's actually been great having heard your breath, you know, your voice. You know, it's funny how halitosis can come right through the phone. So I guess I've just been busy doing other things, going on hot dates, getting banged by a lot of guys.

I don't know, what have you been up to? Bloop. Well, listen here, I haven't even needed to floss because you've been taking up all the floss. I've heard about you traipsing around the beach in a thong. The locals have asked, please stop her, please. Really? Because the last time I checked,

I've been, you've been the one who's been sucking at fixing leaks. Sorry, I'm a little rusty because I've been getting banged so much with hot guys and grease. Bloop. I'm sure, guys, you can't even come up with anything to say after all those not dicks you've had in your mouth.

Bloop. Really? How about all the not healthy food you've been feeding your guests, the sort of food that can kill them? Way to go. Bloop. Okay, listen, bitch, I just need a replacement, okay? I'm not even kidding this time.

This guy's trying to kill a guest. I just watched it happen for 20 minutes. Bloop. Bloop. Oh wow, that's probably as long as your fiancee watches you pick lint out of your belly button. Bloop. Yeah, I haven't seen someone that struck with fear

since you went with the bikini last time you went to the beach. Bloop. Well, yeah, well, you know what? I haven't seen, you know, word is the pirates, you scared away the pirates because you took your tap off. Bloop.

I think you need a nap, love you, bitch. I've been up all night with Hans. He's visiting from Austria. So Ellie's like, the primary string is empty, but should we cut her off? She keeps saying galley kitchen, galley kitchen, and then slapping people with fake balls and Asia's like oh yeah you want to clear the rest of the blades this is my thing

every time here's listen Ellie every time I come to the bar after you there's regs around and I like things neat she need to keep things neat do you understand you're not glassy at a local pub your bar ted rod a five-star super y'all I don't have time to keep repeating myself at this point I feel like I'm a one-woman show a one-woman show a one woman who just wants a ball on a forehead You know what I mean? Can I get some testicles rubbed on my ears? Please! You're parted on a five-star super y'all now

Let me take this fork and stab this person's testicles five times when she did that by the way that was i really did not like i know it's a prosthetic i did not need to see that at all so she started stabbing the fake balls yes so she's like please be classy and then she's stabbing the fake balls and talking about how much she loves balls on i know really are there still plates on the table. And she's like, oh, oh, I thought you were talking about these plates. So now Ellie starts doing the, I can't win. It starts to feel like this is this big.

I read a lot about leadership nitpicking. Like, how does this try to make me harder, you know? I don't know. What's the deal with nitpicking? Like rewind the like six episodes in a row of Ellie nitpicking everything that Brie does. I've read a lot about leadership. Hathawend friends and influence sluts were trying to steal your man. So Brie is gonna go look for her dress

cause she still has not found it. I think it's so funny that she just can't. This is her whole storyline, the whole thing. She still has not found it. I think it's so funny that she just can't. This is her old storyline, the whole thing. I still have not found my dress. Bloop. Hey Sandy, guess what? It's Norma.

So I was looking and I wasn't even, I'm trying to find some available chefs, but it's hard because it turns out none of them want to work with bitches. Bloop. Sorry, I would respond, but I'm in my bikini era. Bloop. I think that's a skirt. Bloop. That's a skirt. Bikini era? Okay, I'll be sure to alert the Coast Guard to ever any other yachts that might accidentally see you. So then we cut to Pamela.

She said, I'm so drunk. I was in the kitchen, but they called to the galley. Help, save me. So Jonathan's like, oh my God, I'm definitely thinking about this mistake with the raw fish. Oh God, chefs have been fired for much smaller mistakes and it's my reputation. I'm really disappointed I let this happen.

Who's ever gonna ask for a new building made out of tuna carpaccio again from me? So Aisha is going to bed. She has not had a break all day. It's been 18 hours and Brie finds her dress in some random cabinet. There it is behind the tuna fish. So now it's this next day, everyone's waking up

and Sandy is on the phone. She's, hello, sir, it's Captain Sandy. Hi, hey, oh, you're the boat owners. Hi, hi, Mr. Boat Owner. So listen, we got the leak fixed, yeah. And I'm hoping that we could bring a fourth stew on. Yeah, can we do that? Guy's like, yeah, I don't know who this is,

but sure, hire someone, I don't know who this is, but sure. Or hire someone. I don't care. He's like, I'm rich. I don't give a fuck what you do. I don't know what I own Campbell's soup. So you hire whoever the fuck you want. So John was like this morning, I still have the ghost of Carpaccio following me. I said, ghost, please stop torturing me. And he said, why, why did you dip me in lime?

I'm not sure what my future might hold. Bloop, says every building that's built by him. When am I gonna fall apart? So- Says everybody like trying to get a nap in a hotel built by John. Like, wait a minute. Do you think that ceiling fan made out of steak bones is going to fall

on my head? So when you notice that this entire building seems to be swaying, it's like, well, yeah, that's what happens when you're at the top of the skyscraper. Yeah, but it's only a two story building. Well, it was made out of chicken wings. And we expect. We expect. So wacky stuff is happening, cause it's the morning and Joe walks up, runs up the stairs and then falls flat on his back.

Which is great. And he's like, good morning. And then Sandy, Sandy's like, hey Isha, Isha, you want some pita? You know what I never see, I never see you sitting in front of me, Isha. You never sit down for him. I don't, I've got no time.

Well, how would you feel if we brought in- If I prayed, what are you a nun today? All right, sister, whatever I'm listening to. Do you like it? It's my new habit, Tom. It was left in my room last night. Oh yes, it's very, very devotional. Yeah, well, what if we brought in another stew? How about that?

Oh, that would be amazing! That would solve everything! So she's hugging her, she's so excited. So then we find out we're bringing on a fourth. Dun, dun, dun, dun. And then we promise to sit. I just wanna see you sit. You know what I'd love to see?

You just need to get everything in at the same time. Can you just do a nap hug snack, nap hug snack all at one time? Just please, I need it. Sitting is a nap for the legs. So she's like, absolutely, I'll sit as many times as you want me to. So the guests wake up for breakfast and everything

and Sandy is ready. She's asking the Marina to disconnect the power so they can go on a little ride today. She's, you know, I see a window in the weather and I'm gonna get off the boat dock so we can get the toys out. Like the clients can have a good time unlike men going on dates with Norma, as long as it's not lightning.

So basically they're going to get to go off the boat today. So they're super excited. They find out at breakfast that they get to leave. And then Joe is talking about how the lines are a little heavier because they're wet. And Ian's like, give us a bit of a workout. I felt it when I was taking a nap. That's the kind of leader I am. Okay, deck crew, we're ready to go.

So they're going and Ellie meanwhile has overslept a little bit. So she's like, oh, Isha, I am so sorry. I overslept this morning slightly. Would it be possible to have a quick breakfast? She's like, you started at 9.15 so you should have eaten before you started. Okay, I won't. Nitzpicker? What was that?

Nothing. Nothing? I have read a lot of books about leadership. None of them said, starve your stars! Um, so, do you have a task in mind? Well, could you just help Bree? She's still looking for her dress. I think that maybe Captain Sandy's using it as a moon boot of some sort. Wow, it's crazy. Left or right, left or right.

Just as uncomfortable on both. So Sandy and the deck team do part. And Joe is looking for a polo because he is missing a red polo, but he doesn't, he's kind of whispering in front of Captain Sandy about it, but she's not hearing him, I don't think. And Pam, the guest, miraculously can't remember anything from yesterday. And then we cut back to Joe, who's talking about lines.

So he's talking to Gail and he's like, so you want to use a different line for the swim platform, don't you? And she's like, I'm just going to tie up these two. So it's easier when you come off, you just want to unclip them real quick. So you're not trying to find them in the water. And he's like, just listen, I'm trying to help. He's like, oh, here we go. Yeah, someone said something that Joe didn't like.

So now he's going to like try and power trip all over the place. The problem is you don't know much, Joe. And then then Danny, that's the that's the guy over the place. The problem is you don't know much, Joe. And then Danny, that's the guy in the wig. So he wants to go into his room and so Ellie clears out. She leaves her phone in the cabin. So he's like, oh, by the way, someone left their phone here. Aisha winds up with it. So she radios Ellie. And so while she's radioing Ellie, we go back to Joe and Gail. And Joe's just still on his whole power trip. He's like, Gail, maybe let her go now so we don't crash. She's like, yeah, well, we'll get it ready.

I'm going to have you clip them against the vest, Joe. And she's like, come on. Gail, if you're annoyed at me, don't do it in front of the guests, for God's sake. I'm like, this guy's so fragile, his little ego. I can't stand him. He really drives me nuts. And then meanwhile, Asia's like,

Hey, you left your phone in the cabin. She said, Oh, I'm so sorry. I got pulled over. And I'm so sorry. I apologize. Just just don't walk around with your phone on you. I need more for provisioning. But no one else needs this. She's like, Yes. Oh, yes. Absolutely. No worries. No worries. I'm not mad at you. I need bigger! I have been working my ass off this entire season and I am aspiring to be Chief Stu, so I want to be treated like that and Aisha seems to be taking me for granted now. Is she recognizing my efforts? Questionable! Thank you.

I have to do every episode. My Chief Stu, instead of mentoring me, is treating me like I don't belong here. I'm like, oh God, it's because there's only two charges left and you're still making silly mistakes. And you should know by now, especially because you're talking so much about wanting to be a chief stew.

And so she's exhausted because you're also not helping Brie do a better job and everything's landing on Aisha's lap. And so now you're gonna complain that you're the victim here when Aisha is the one who has to stand every time she wants to have a croissant. So then Joe goes to Nathan, because what's the point of just getting mad at Gail,

who's unflappable, he's gonna try and fuck things up with Nathan and Gail, right? So he's like, I don't think Gail likes me telling her what to do whatsoever. We're having problems. And he's like, well, she hasn't said anything to me, don't even worry about it. And then Joe is telling, he has like a monologue to us.

And he's like, oh, girl doesn't want to listen to me when I'm trying to help her, but she'll listen to Nathan because I have a little relationship. Well, you could have had one too, if you actually just stuck with anyone. Now he's mad at people who actually commit

to someone else. So, but like, this is so, again, like, he's not mad at Nathan for having a special relationship with Gail, he's only mad at Gail for having a special relationship with Nathan. And so- And he's walking behind her just this whole trip, being like, are you gonna hose like that?

Why are you hosing like that? Why are you tying it like that? You shouldn't be doing it like that. She's like, oh my God, please fuck off. Yeah. And then everyone knows you shouldn't be lead deckhand. This is a fucking joke. You don't even know how to tie the lines right. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, because he's like, you know, at the end of the day, I'm still the lead deckhand. Let me do my job. It's like, yeah, you were kind of demoted. You like Captain, Captain Sandy basically said, like, Nathan is the guy. So like, get your small dick energy out of here and move on. Yeah. So, um, he's still doing it. He's like the bolts coming in and she's like, well, we can put them on this side and then them on that side. Right. And he's like, we've got two coming in. She goes, ah, right. So you want them on one side or whatever you want. And he's like,

so the wind is kicking up and they're gonna like Sandy tells Gail to pull in the slide and everything and meanwhile Joe is in line. He's talking to Ellie or I guess he's looking for he's looking for more polos because he's he really only has that one polo so he winds up going down to laundry and he's like whispering to Bree he's because Sandy's right there. He's like, ah, if there's any red polos about, will you let me know? I don't want to make a big deal. Just one red polo.

I just want one red polo. I'll do anything for a red polo. I'll steal one. I'll do whatever my family needs one red polo. It's for my grandpapi. Yeah. He's like, it's getting disgusting. It's stinking.

And I don't want to sniff and I don't want to sniff it, I don't want to sniff on her, but this polo stinks. It's getting yellow now, it's getting yellow. So then we see Nathan and Gail flirting, and I literally every time I see that, every time I see them, I just start falling asleep. He's talking about how he had no affection growing up, so he can't believe he has so much with Gail, but she brings it out in me. So then Sandy is radioing about how they're going to have fireworks and it's time to haul the anchor and all that good stuff. And John was like, dinner

tonight, we're celebrating an anniversary. So it's a special dinner. The preferences request seafood again, but everything is definitely going to be cooked, including the poppin' pussies that are about to come out on the plate. So Sandy goes down and goes, hey, Giano, did you double and triple check the preference sheet? Absolutely.

Yeah, so you see what's under. Yes, I totally checked it. And by checked, I mean I pulled it into like, you know, a you see what's under. Yes, I totally checked it. And by checked it, I mean I pulled it into like, you know, a little structure that I made. It's got a blueprint. I don't know about architecture school if you've ever been to it, but that's how we build buildings. You know, Frank Gehry, the way he designs buildings, he takes a piece of paper and he

crumples it up and he says, there, that is my next building. So that's what I do with preference sheets. You know what's amazing about you? You're just so fine. You're just such a fine gay. I mean, you serve dinner and I actually have to look at the dinner and think, which one of these is a murder weapon? It's like playing Clue. So then Ellie and Bri are having a nice moment. Ellie is like, have you noticed how well we

get along when Joe's out of the picture? Also when Asia could be new enemy? And Bri's like, mm hmm. You know, I regret allowing a random man to make me look like a dumb bitch. It's really all Aisha's fault. He really did go back and forth between both of us, play with our head, play with my head, and that's fucked up. You know, that's not how you treat women. Glad we're out of it. Now let's both talk about why Aisha is terrible. I'm sorry if I wanted to, because it is so cold. This is the best interaction Ellie and I have had since the beginning of the season. I do feel really bad about the bathroom incident with Joe.

It can never be spoken about ever. Wait until next episode. Okay, here's my prediction. Joe, now that the women have decided to come together and they don't want him anymore, he is going to try to basically, he likes to cause chaos. You know, he doesn't want to be the bad guy. So he's going to mention to Ellie or to someone else that he and Bree hooked up in the bathroom.

So at least Ellie will find out. So that way Ellie gets mad at Bree, which means that they no longer have their truce, which means that Bree can go back to hooking up with Joe. I guarantee he's going to do that. Although now that there's a new Stu coming in it may upset the balance, he may just go for her, but I still think he's gonna do the pull that move just because it's like a weird power play

that fuckboys do. Right, like he'll still need them fighting over him. Yeah, exactly. He wants them, he needs them to fight over him because that's how he feels like relevant in this life. Yeah, so I was like, I've put so much effort into this dinner and I've hit all points on the preference sheet.

So now is the moment of truth. I just, so much work. And then he serves fried calamari. Yeah. Well, okay. I'm going to say this. This was like one of the times his plating looked all right. Like he did something like he had like, was this the one where there was like a thing of carrot and I think of parsley

sort of like in these bow shaped. It wasn't a typical like glop and glop and glop and a pile of something on the side. There was like an attempt at making it look refined. I was like, okay, he's like, we're seeing signs of life for John. It was a chef. Yeah. So then, uh, Steve and Jamie are the lucky couple. So he gives her a bracelet. He's like, I'd like to thank Jean for putting up with me. From the video, I love you. And she's like, Oh honey, if I get fireworks with jewelry, what else am I getting tonight? And he's like, lucky. You're about to get lucky.

I'll tell you one thing. she's not going to get tonight. Creme brulee. So we go back to the kitchen, the galley, and we see John pulling out that fucking chocolate cake. Every time he touches that chocolate cake, you just know it's not going to be good. So he just never going to be good. Like when he's like whipping out the Entenmann's after throwing away the carton, you just know shit's about to go down. It's not right. So he pulls it out. He puts slices on everyone's plate. So I'm already like, Oh no, here comes like the giant scoop of ice cream and the raspberry sauce.

But he changes it up because he also puts, he tops it with like a cookie, which by the way, that's like not a thing. A cookie on top of a, a cookie. It's not a thing. I think he says cookie cake, of a cookie. It's not a thing. I think he says cookie cake, right? No, that's not a cookie. Cake is a cake made out of a cookie. It's not a cookie. And then he puts a scoop of ice cream on top of it. I've never eaten that. Yeah. I have eaten this very thing, but it's like desperation, sad binge eating, you know,

at the end of the day where I'm like, do I murder somebody else or do I murder these cookies and this cake that I happen to have? Listen, did I have this exact dessert last night after I was called big guy multiple times by my yogi? Perhaps while I was crying, no, this is, okay, this is what I said to Dom. I said, look, I will eat the fuck out of this dessert. This dessert would make me so happy, but this is the word. Like why the fuck are you serving this?

I'm sorry to drop so many F bombs. Okay. But like this is ridiculous. It's so inappropriate for a high end meal and there's a way you can do chocolate cake high end. There's actually a way you can even do a cookie high end or even homemade ice cream, but not this. And especially not with that drizzle he put on top that makes it look like a breakfast Danish. It was just mortifying. It was mortifying. I thought, Janie, you know, let's take a look at Janie.

Janie isn't kind of that dress barn mother of the bride dress. The glass is coming down the middle of her nose and And I'm like, Jane ain't gonna care. Part of me was just like, Jane you'll love this. It's kind of like a people of Walmart, like how to save money at a wedding kind of a dessert. But Jane was not having this shit. Okay, I'll just take that right now. That was just so cold.

Came out and it was such a quick and efficient piece of dark shade right there. Well, look, I act like I'm all classy, but I am a Texan and I am half country. I'm half Lebanese and I'm half country. So I know this fair quite well. I mean, I've been to plenty of weddings in a park or a church community center

where this has been kind of the thing and I've seen her outfit and many of those weddings. So I put the two and two together. I was like, this is probably going to fly. It's probably going to be fine. But Janey was not having it. And she's like, do not let my dress fool you. This is not what I ordered. It's very disappointing. Yeah. And you know what? I fully supported her. This was not a moment where I was like, oh, she's being a Trichelle. I was like, this is... I love that she stood up for herself.

To me, this was not her being trying to have a moment on TV. This was her saying, this is my 25th wedding anniversary. We dress up in tuxedos. Well, and, you know, look, Danny put on his nicest nicest wig and this is what you're going to serve for dessert. That's totally unacceptable. Danny even put on his, I just got left at the airport by my parents' face. He put on, he put on his best Jonathan Taylor Thomas wig.

And for you to serve this low end dessert when we're dressed so formally is unacceptable. I agree. I actually respected her for this because she was just very firm and she wasn't trying to have a huge moment. She had just fucking had it. And I think that a lot of the guests come on this show, sometimes they wanna cause trouble

like that lady from a couple of weeks ago. He's like, oh my God, I had a cattilions and this is not a butter knife. And she just looked like a total asshole and the internet, ripped her apart. But some of them don't mean to do that. And the internet rips some a new asshole. And I think that a lot of the cast now are very aware and they don't want to look stupid on TV and they don't want to be villainized on TV. So they're like letting people get away with murder. And Jono has gotten away with a lot. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot he's got. He's been called on some stuff, but

only when it's glaringly obvious. He's gotten away with a ton of shit food. I mean, that tuna carpaccio alone. I can't believe that she came up and saw that and not only said this could have killed someone, but this is fucking hideous. It's a glop of dead flesh. It's piles of dead flesh on a plate. How was it's not even pink? What are you serving people? Well, where are you trained? Like, he's getting away with a lot of shit. And I think this lady has finally just had it. She's like, listen,

I put up with your bullshit this whole time, but a cookie on a cake. Yeah. And she also specifically asked for souffles, creme brulees, things like that. And I think she was totally reasonable in expressing her frustration with the situation. And it just was not right. And like if you want to serve cookies, like you serve it almost like after the dessert, like you have the dessert and then, and then you come up and you say, I know a little treat. And everyone's like, Oh my God, cookies. And then everyone says, God, I could have just had a cookie for dessert and I would have been happy, which is a lie because everyone wants the

creme brulee to feel elevated. Rightfully so. But like, you know, Ina Garten, her whole mentality that she, her, I think she likes to do is for formal occasions serve something that's surprisingly casual and for casual occasions serve something that's like surprisingly formal. It's like cash them off guard a little bit. And I don't know if he was trying to go for that, but like even when Ina Garten does like a quote unquote, like informal dish for a formal thing, like invite your boss over for dinner, which was an episode, there's still a way to present the cook a cookie just in a way that feels like a nostalgic and

elevated and special, but like throwing it on top of a piece of cake doesn't even make sense. And then the ice cream, it's just, yeah, it doesn't make sense. And it's, you know, creme brulee, first of all, it's one of those things that I think people think it makes them sound fancy to be like, I'm ordering a creme brulee. It's not really that fancy. I mean, it's some fucking pudding with some sugar that you, you, you take it out of the fridge and you fire some sugar up on top of it. And boom, it's crackly on top. You know, it's really not hard. And that's what's even more frustrating. It's really one of those simple things that they specifically asked for.

It would make them feel fancy, even though it's kind of cheesy and played out at this point. But all you had to do is make it days before and leave it in the fridge. You didn't even have to make it right now. It's like a souffle would have been more difficult. A souffle, yeah. A fucking brulee, come on. Honestly, I think that if you wanted to do this,

this is how I think I would have done it to make it seem like elevated and special, which is I think I would have maybe made like the cake, cut it into like long narrow strips, almost like a candy bar sort of thing. Like, you know when sometimes cake comes like, like long and narrow and then you cut the cookie in the same shape to parallel it, maybe place the cookie on top, a scoop of ice cream on the side.

So that way it looks like there's thought, there's presentation. So it's like, yes, these are some childhood classics but presented in maybe a more elevated way. So I think people just want to feel like they're stopping put into their food. There's some artistry. But just like as a stack of cake, then cookie, then ice cream, it's just like ridiculous. Well, and especially after the almost killing someone with a fish thing.

I mean, that was a huge mistake. Everybody knew it. So then to follow it up with an anniversary dinner and just putting out the most low effort thing and these did not, everyone knows a fresh cookie by the way, they didn't know a homemade cookie. this was not one we have all we we know it's not and he i think totally lies later because uh asia brings it back and she's like listen jonno she said this is very disappointing he's like really she's like yeah i mean listen a cookie on a cake for a high-end dessert he's like but with homemade caramel and homemade ice cream and homemade crumble.

It's like, yeah, he didn't say homemade cookie and homemade cake. You're right. I mean, look, homemade ice cream is very special. It's also relatively easy. If you're a chef, homemade caramel. I mean, and the thing is that if that was homemade caramel, why do you make it look so cheap by like doing that like zigzag thing? Like it's like it's a something you got on an airplane. I don't know. Like this guy's taste level is just so not five, five star super yacht. Yeah. And he's like, well, I just didn't have time to do anything else with this big meal.

You served fried calamari and lobster. Yeah, it was a two course meal. This was not like a nine course tasting. Those are very simple things that you served, sir. I just, uh, has he even been challenged? Like I really like him. I just, it's so rough because normally on this show they make it so much easier. They're like villain, terrible chef. You know, you just go terrible chef and then you hate them because they're also an asshole. It's very rare that they mix it where it's like you actually like them, but want them to get fired too. It's just very confused. It's a mind fuck below deck. Stop messing with my head. Has he even had to do a multi-course tasting this season?

Because I don't think he's even had to. So the fact that he's had did like a dinner that was appetizer entree and he's like, it was just so much. It's like, what, because you had to avoid someone's allergies. It's really not that hard to do. It just come up with something else. But, uh, yeah. So he's all depressed about it, but I feel nothing because you deserve it. They shouldn't even fire you. They should literally make you walk the plank at this point. I know he's been so mediocre for so long.

He seemed to like he was getting a little bit better, but he was really kind of, he seems like somebody you go to their house for dinner party, it's good. He throws like a good dinner party, you know? But his, he wasn't getting better. He just wasn't being complained about. You know what I mean? I think on this boat, they just wait until someone complains.

Don't take her fish to fry. If they didn't complain, people are happy. You know, if Bree didn't burn down the boat, she's doing a great job this week. And that's kind of how they're starting to judge everything. So now it's the last day of charter and, um, Ian, John, those going all out by making a Benyays,

right? Which honestly, a Benyay would have been more elevated than what he did last night. So by the way, Ian is in bed and he texts this crew and he was like, well, he texts something like, oh, um, you know, I have to get compulsory rest as a bosun. So I'm going to wake up at 10, but you guys wake up at eight. What a fucking, you know, lazy ass, right?

So John was like, well, I hope they like my little too little too late. So, so John was like, well, I hope they like my little too little too late. And then, um, Joe is talking to gal and he's still doing his team. Like, don't do it like this. You just need to do it like this in one single motion. You're, you're holding it down. Wrong girl. You're holding it down wrong. And she's like, whatever gets the job done, dude.

She was literally hosing down the railings of a stairway. He's like, no, you're doing it wrong. There's a right, there's a wrong way to hose down a stairway eight weeks in fuck out of here, bro Oh, it's not eight weeks in their time. You know what? Yeah, and so Joe's telling us with Ian hiding away I don't know what his game is but funny enough This is an opportunity for me to grow and to prove I've got what it takes to be a leader that's my approach like what by to be a leader. That's my approach. Like what? By, uh,

by basically hounding like the one female on your staff to like spray the hose in different way. Yeah. Yeah. Hose direction. I love it. You're really growing. Hey, why don't you go tell them, why don't you go lead Nathan? That would be fun. That would be fun to watch. Yeah, exactly. So now it's time for the guests to leave and you know, luckily for them Pamela is the primary, not the woman whose anniversary it was. So Pamela's like, I had a great job, you know, and da da da da. And so they just, it's still like they, the guests will love them despite it being a bad weather and the food issues. The guests had like a really fun time. They seem like

actually very nice people. So, you know, they can say their goodbyes. They leave and then everyone starts to clean. Sandy checks in with Aisha. She was like, how was dinner last night? And Aisha's like, well, it was fine, but for dessert, he did chocolate chip cookies. So, there was, you know, on the plate was just a giant chocolate chip cookie

and a giant scoop of ice cream, which I feel like she was pretty easy on Jono. I mean, she is kind of tattletaling in a joint scoop of ice cream, which I feel like she was pretty easy on Jono. I mean, she is kind of tattletaling in a way, but she didn't mention that the chocolate chip cookie was on top of a piece of cake. I mean, that makes it 10 times. You know, it's about does I don't know why it's just like the it's just not right. This is a bad way to fuck you is at one time. It's three fuck yous because the ice cream as well. It's like saying fuck you yous at one time. It's three fuck yous, because the ice cream as well. It's like saying fuck you three times instead of one.

So she's like, Ginny, it was peace. Well, I don't blame her, okay? It's like going on a blind date and there's Norma. That'd be pissed too. Well, it's just so embarrassing. I've never heard so many people wish they were blind on that date. You know what I mean?

Oh God, talk about someone who does kind of look like a cookie on a piece of cake. Norma, am I right? Well, it's just so embarrassing. Wait, are we talking about the dessert or are we talking about Norma? I've sort of got lost here. God, that woman can really get me

into a reverie of homeliness. I really appreciate you being honest. It's an insult. I agree. No, Norma going on a blind date, that's just insulting to people. So Ian is like, oh, everybody working? Is everybody, okay, I'm gonna go eat. What the fuck is this guy doing?

He's just woken up and Gail's like, did he just, you know what, nevermind. I'm just gonna concentrate on the hose before I get yelled at by another inept fan. What's this guy doing? He's just woken up and Gail's like, did he just, you know what, nevermind. I'm just gonna concentrate on the hose before I get yelled at by another inept fan. So Sandy calls Jono up to the bridge and Bree's like, ah, I think he's in trouble.

Does anyone see my pants? So Sandy's like, I have to let John go. The fact that a cookie was served for a 25th anniversary dessert on top of everything. Jonathan also served raw fish to the person who could die from raw fish. I should just fire him for that. So then Norma texts us, hey babe, it's Norma again. Sorry, I haven't been able to find you a chef because I've just been going on three hot dates in a row. One guy was a model, one guy was a CEO,

and one guy was a race car driver. What have you been up to, loser? Wow, you know what? I thought my day was rough, but I only have to reject one person. Gosh, your dates have had, you've been rejected by three. That's really crazy. Rejection, you're to... You've been rejected by three. That's really crazy. Bloop! Rejection? You're the one who's been rejected by land.

Enjoy living out on the sea, stupid. Even Poseidon has refused to swallow you, you dumb bitch. Bloop! I don't fuck with Poseidon because I'm hanging with Zeus. Bloop! Anyway, point is, I don't have any replacement for you. Have fun wallowing in mediocrity. It's not like you're not used to it. Bloop. Anyway, point is, I don't have any replacement for you. Have fun wallowing in mediocrity. It's not like you're not used to it. Bloop. And you have fun wallowing in meaty,

just meaty things. Okay, bye. Have fun wallowing in lonely-tochrissy, dumb hooker. Bloop. Have fun, maybe probably sinking your yacht. Bye. Bloop. So, uh, Jono comes up and now she can't fire him. She was like really ready to go on her.

You know what? I'm going to tell you what you're going to get off this boat. And now with that, a few hugs. Get over here. Get over here. I'm going to have you so hard. By the way, did you notice it early? Or maybe it's right now.

Maybe I shouldn't say anything, but, uh, Sandy's like, Oh, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono.

Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, way, did you notice it early? Oh, maybe it's right now. Maybe I shouldn't say anything. But Sandy's like, oh, John, oh, hi, John, oh. So I called you up here just to say serving guests raw fish, that's a fireable offense. I'm not gonna do that. It's like, oh God, this has gotta be killing her. At one point in the show, they showed,

Sandy, it's a super yacht. Yes, yes, it was right here. It's a super Sandy, it's a super. Yes. Yes. It was right here. Sandy. It's a mega. Yeah. Yeah. They showed it right here. Cause Sandy, Sandy basically throws to her own flashback. She goes, we can't, we can't have no chef. I mean, remember Matthew everyone. And we saw that Dick Wad Matthew walking off the boat. I'm really cursing up a lot today, but he walks off the boat and then we, then they all, the whole crew was cooking food and we see that girl and she's like, it's a mega yard.

It's a mega yard. It's one of Ben's most successful bangers that he ever made a music wise called it's a mega yard. Yeah, I have it somewhere. We should, you should dig it up to play it at the end of this episode. I'll dig it up. Yeah. You got to, you got to play that every once a year.

So, um, you know, she's like, I have no choice, but to keep them. And he's like, I feel so devastated. I was prepared to be fired, you know, but after all this hard work, I'm so disappointed, but I'm really glad I have another chance to see if I can work Entenmann's into something else. Okay. Well, um, okay. So listen, I can't fire you because you're very huggable and there's no other chef

that wants to come onto this leaking boat. But instead, you know what? We got two charters left. It's the time that we dig deep and we bring it. Cupcakes for everyone. No, we're gonna try to strive a little bit farther than that. Twizzlers, no, no, no. Let's like deep fried Oreos. No, let's just think elevated, elevated.

Two charters. Snickers on top of cookies. Okay, just go, just go now. You can think about it later. Okay. So they have the tip meeting, the guests tip them really well, 25 grand, which is huge. I think that's the biggest of the season, right? It's one of the biggest.

I think we've had 25 grand before, but yes, it is one of the big ones. So we also get an announcement that we're getting another Stu Adess and Joseph, when's she coming out? You know, of course he's excited because he has run through all of his options here and he gets to torture somebody new. And he, by the way, he says, oh, when's she coming out?

Like, ho ho ho ho. But like in front of everyone, including the two girls, he has been sorting with, making out with all season, which is totally obnoxious and Ellie, like Ellie hears that, she is totally obnoxious. And Ellie, like, Ellie hears that she's totally, it's embarrassing and she's frustrated. And I think that the way she channels her humiliation forever, liking this guy is that she now turns it on Asia because now she's like, this is completely unnecessary. Where is this coming from? Do

we need a stool? It's like, um, Ellie, you've left a trail of dishes going from the kitchen to your bedroom. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, did I do that? But what if I got lost? How would the people find me? Oh, I'm so sorry. Exactly. I'm so sorry, thank you so much for joining me.

Thank you so much. Need a picker? So Ellie's like, it better be laundry stool. And Bree's like, I just know I don't want drama. I'm just working on maturing, man. That is all I want to do. Captain Santi, are you wearing a bun? It's my nun's habit.

I've turned it into a bun on top of my head. Do I look professional? So now here comes one of the sneaky parts of the episode that actually I think may have made me the angriest of all. I don't know if there could be anything that could make me angrier than the cookie on top of the cake, but now with the forward cabin, they fixed the carpeting and everything, it's ready to go.

So Aisha calls Ian to meet her and Aisha's like, sounded like it was like a joke, like a rim shot. Like, dun dun dun. It's like, no, it really happened. Aisha goes, Ian, with this new suit, I don't think that it's fair that she gets her own cabins. So you're the person. So I thought it'd make sense if you had your own cabin.

I would give it to John. But we know he's gonna be fired any moment. So this guy fails so far upward. He does nothing. He sleeps all day. He doesn't know what he's doing. How many times has he messed up? And now he gets to have his own solo cabin. That's something that Asia should have taken, but she's a chill person.

I think she is taking one, isn't she? No, Gail, she's, Gail's moving back in with Asia. Bri is going to move in with Jono. Asia basically just wants Bri out of her cabin. She doesn't want to be so mean as to put Gail with, with, uh, Bri. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe she should have taken, maybe she's just trying to get them away from the employees because she sees it going sour. I don't really know what's going on over there, but yeah, it's,

it's, it always sucks to see somebody like that. Who's literally slept late taking lunch right when he woke up, you know, as being clearly lazy and fucking up all over the place, be rewarded. Hey, welcome to, uh, welcome to life. Yeah. So basically ends with a stew approaching and Asia acknowledging that she can hear that Ellie is upset and she knows that this is probably going to be a moment where her relationship with Ellie is going to go South,

but she doesn't care because she needs the help. Yeah. She's like, I don't fucking care at this point. We need somebody who knows what they're doing, you know? Yeah. So we'll see time will tell, but that was sure fun. Was another fun episode. Thanks everyone for being here. And we will catch you on the next episode. Bye everyone! Megiyan! I get it. Sorry. Megiyan! Megiyan! I get it. Sorry. Megiyan! I don't need pets.

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I don't need pets. Megiyan! I get it. Sorry. Megiyan! That was terrible. Sorry. Megiyan! I don't need pets.

Megiyan! I get it. Sorry. Megiyan! That was terrible. Sorry. Megiyan! I don't need pets. If you like Watch What Crappens, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondery.com slash survey. She struck him with her motor vehicle. She had been under the influence that she left him there. In January 2022, local woman Karen Reed was implicated in the mysterious death of her boyfriend, Boston police officer John O'Keefe. It was alleged that after an innocent night out for drinks with friends, Karen and John got into a lover's quarrel en route to the next location.

What happens next depends on who you ask. Was it a crime of passion? If you believe the prosecution, it's because the evidence was so compelling. This was clearly an intentional act. And his cause of death was blunt force trauma with hypothermia. Or a corrupt police cover-up.

If you believe the defense theory, however, this was all a cover-up to prevent one of their own from going down. Everyone had an opinion. And after the 10-week trial, the jury could not come to a unanimous decision. To end in a mistrial, it's just a confirmation of just how complicated this case is. Law and Crime presents the most in-depth analysis to date

of the sensational case in Karen. You can listen to Karen exclusively with Wondery+. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify.