Watch What Crappens - #2548 Trailer Trash: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

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We normally just release these on our Patreons. But we want to give one away every once in a while. So you guys get a little taste, get a taste of the freedom and then come get the drugs from the dealers straight at patreon.com slash watch what crapping. Yeah. So we did a trailer trash of the secret lives of Mormon wives, which is debuting this weekend on Hulu. So we thought, hey, why don't we, you know, make this available for everyone to listen because we want to do some coverage of the show. We're not sure how much we can do since all the episodes drop at once may not be feasible

for us through the whole season, but we don't know. We're not making any promises, but we do know that this show looks hilarious. Yeah, it's going to be crazy. So let's check it out. We really loved the trailer and for more trailer trash episodes, join us over at patreon.com. And as always, thank you guys for being here. Bye. Enjoy. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What's Cropping. It's a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on your broths. It's actually a bonus episode, but I am doing that little

intro because we will probably release this to the pub. That's short for public right before this show airs. Um, this is a trailer trash for the secret lives of Mormon wives. Hello, Ben. Welcome to your show. Come here. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm great. How's it going with you today? It's going really well. I'm really excited to see what this show is all about. I know absolutely nothing about it. Nothing. I know there's some sort of tick tock issue. I just know it's Mormon ladies. There's something called mom talk, not Montauk. Okay, but mama mommy talk, hashtag mom talk

has like a bunch of Mormon influencer moms, you know, selling MLMs, doing their influencer stuff. And a bunch of scandal broke out because a bunch of them turned out to be soft swingers, which can you just hard anything in fucking Mormon in like Utah? Like they have soft drinks because they don't drink. So you got the soft drink, you got the soft swinging. Like don't you just ever want to fuck and have a full flavored Coke? You know what I mean? Pete Slauson Sometimes, just like things soft, what can you say?

Pete Slauson So, yeah, they do soft swinging, which I guess is swinging, like they're banging each other's husbands, but without the wiener in the VV. So, I think it's everything else is totally fine. I don't know. That's all I've really read because I didn't want to read. I didn't want to get pulled into the rabbit hole and then not, I don't know how the whole thing spoiled for me. You know, it's like knowing the end of Game of Thrones before you've watched it all. Like, right, you know, like we know the ending is a shit show and that's good enough. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm excited to see what's going on with these, these, these ladies.

I like it. It's that standard. Um, I think the first time I ever saw it was in sunset Boulevard, the movie, which, you know, yes, I'm old, but I wasn't born when that came out, you know, um, that it starts with a dead person in a pool and then you hear and here's how it all happened. And then you flash back and it's one of those classic things where we now know what happened and now we get to see how it all went down. And by went down, I mean, probably most of the people on the show, because they can't have vagina and peepee sex. So I imagine there's a lot of going down on the show.

So you ready to watch it, man? Pete Slauson I am beyond ready to watch it. Okay, everybody. I'm bringing it up on the screen now. It was on the screen earlier because I'm professional like that, but here it is. Now, the first thing we see, this is Crappin's On Demand. So anyone listening to this audio, go be a Crappin's On Demand member

if you want to see the video. And it's a beautiful video. I mean, Utah, beautiful place. Beautiful. Really pretty. Look at that. So this, so this already, this opening shot, it looks kind of culty. I'm not saying that Mormonism is cult. I'm saying that this looks culty.

It looks like an alien cult because there's a big circular building, stark white, very symmetrical elements. And then these eight women in like jet blue uniforms, striding towards us. Yeah, they're all in the same overcoat, like kind of scrub colored overcoat and lots of white ladies. Even the mountains are white here,

because you know, the whitest place on earth. And then, yeah, I guess they're walking down from some kind of a, what do you call it? Temple, like some sort of a temple, like civic center, maybe temple civic center. And I really, maybe it's like a meeting lodge, something like that. But I love that it's the first shot that we've ever seen of this. And we know that the scandal is Dick. We know that the whole scandal is Dick, right?

And so look at what we open it with a temple of Dick. We have phallic symbols here. They are two parking, what do they call, they're lights, but they look like lane divider things, big penises right in the middle. Pylons. Yeah, big penis pylon things. And then up here to the temple deck, which is fully hard raising to the sky. So a lot of dick imagery to open us up with. And so, so far I'm in. Yeah. So far we look, first of all, this is already very artsy compared to, you know, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. You know, this is symmetrical lines, this wide shot, it's all very, it feels, I've never seen Midsommar, but I feel like this is like from the producers

of Midsommar comes this shot, you know? Midsommar is like tents. It's like a field in tents. And this one has a building and jackets. So I don't know, but let's see. Let's see where it goes. I love the Mormon church, but there are a lot of rules that we have to follow.

Yeah, I don't get that. I love the Mormon church, but there's like a lot of rules we have to follow. Then you don't love the church. Get the fuck out of it. I always say that to church too. My dad's always telling me, don't get mad at Christianity. Christianity is fine with gay people now. I'm like, no, it's not. It's like, yeah, it is. People decided it was okay. No, the religion didn't decide it was okay. It's not okay with me. I'm not trying to get into a religious discussion. I'm just saying the shit that you guys like to do, I don't like to do that. I want to drink in the morning if I want to. You know what I mean? I want to sin. I want to steal something every once

in a while. I want a shoplift and not have to worry about going to hell. Get the fuck out of here. Why would I go to the church if I still want to do that kind of stuff? Right. Apparently, one of the rules is you have to have a nice little bow behind your back. So there's that. Big bow people. Who does this lady look like to you, Ben? This blonde lady who said, there's so many roles in Mormonism. She sort of looks like, what's her face? Megan from the formerly of Jeff Lewis's world? She does Megan Catania. She does look like her. Oh my God. What a trip. Yeah. All right. Let's see. So we have to follow. We were raised to be these housewives for the men serving their

every desire. Okay. Well, whoa. So this other blonde lady, I think that's going to be a running theme blonde lady, white blonde ladies. She says that's going to be a running thing. Blonde lady, white blonde ladies. She says we were raised to be these housewives for these men. And the first guy we get, um, I'm concerned. The first guy we get is a Targaryen. He's like a white hair, a white haired blonde. You know, he looks like he's trying to channel the bad guy from Ghostbusters to a little bit, you know, I'm just, you know, I don't, he's very, very blonde,

but more, the bigger issue is the hair is just, it's confusing. It's like a shoulder length, receding hairline kind of blonde situation and it's, it's too much. It's like soccer mom hair and they're very, I feel like they all, I feel like the whole family must as each other's hair just so that it doesn't look combed. Like it seems to be a trend or like they get a static cling thing.

Like they rub some, some dryer sheets on each other's hair hair so that they can build up some static cling cause they're doing it on purpose. I'm they've all got it. Yeah. That this is their hair is sticking up in many different directions. Um, there was a lot of, it's a very dry, except that baby, that baby has not gone through the ceremony of static yet.

The baby has a little, he's got a hat, but look what causes static yarn hats, which they've already put on the baby. So they're already building it up for the baby has a little. Well, he's got a hat, he's got, but look what causes static, yarn hats, which they've already put on the baby. So they're already building it up for the baby's future. This is a family that's really into static cling. Also, the husband looks like he's dressed to be a salesman in the fifties, like a door-to-door vacuum salesman. The little girl that he's holding, they're taking a family photo, I think, and a little girl he's holding is staring straight into the camera, so she's got no presence. And the baby, let me just give you a piece of advice, focus. I mean, you're never going to get anywhere in life. You just look like an idiot. Look at it. It's just like staring off into space. Focus.

They look like they dress up for Easter every day of the week. They do. I think that's a perfect statement. You're here every day as Easter. That's such a perfect explanation of what we're seeing right now. All right. Serving every desire. Have kids.

We serve our husbands every desire. Then we see one couple kissing in a bathtub. The old classic bathtub reality show scene. Yeah. Every one flip. We're like super religious and all we care about is religion. So let's have a naked bathtub scene. Every little clip. We're like super religious and all we care about is religion. So let's have a naked bathtub scene.

Bang it. I know. Part of the Mormon religion is that at a certain age, you're given a giant pink clip that you have to put into your hair. That way when you kiss your husband in the tub on TV, you don't get your hair wet. Pretty much.

All right. So then we see another couple kissing in a club and this girl I think is in love with her friend's husband because she's like, I'm going to drink this liquid death like it's a beer and look at the floor and avoid you kissing. First of all, this looks like it's Alison Roman. And she's like, Oh God, I was just about to walk across this area and now they're making out and they're going to bump into me and they're going to spill my liquid death. Oh my God, okay, Alison, you can do this. Get through the crowd.

Yeah, I think she's jealous. She wants to steal this husband. And I think the guy kind of does too, because look at the guy over here. This is a twisted show. I like it. And you know who else wants to fuck the husband? Probably all of us.

Look at him. I mean, my goodness. The guy behind him is like, well, I hope that no one can see that I'm wearing an undershirt under this sweatshirt. Oh no, my shoulders. They're revealing everything. I'm wearing an undershirt under the sweatshirt. Oh, no, my shoulders they're revealing everything. I don't think you're ashamed of that in this town. I think that's

just how it rolls. He's got I've got visible, visible undershirt lines. Yeah, I just always kind of wanted to move here because I thought, wow, this is a town I can get away with wearing Spanx with like full body man Spanx day and night, you know, I would fit right in. Or the dress code, yeah. My desire to have kids by the time you're 21,

or in my case, at 16. Well. Holy mother, Memaw. So my Memaw had my mom at 16 years old. Wow. So here they are being pretty, they're hot. She's in her Calvin Klein sports bra, and we got a triple shot, a triptych of this kit.

Well before that there was a lot going on. Okay. This we have this lady, this lady. So she loves putting her hair forward like that. She loves flinging her hair forward into the camera just, just to show how long it is. She loves flinging her hair forward into the camera just to show how long it is. She's like, look at my hair. It's this long and no split ends. I actually don't leave my face. I just lead with this giant stretch of hair.

Leading with the hair. She there's a lot of long hair. People love their long hair on here. Another kid who like stare straight into the camera. Like, can we get our kids some media training? So I the only thing I'm happy. Is he? Is it me or is he kind of big for that stroller? He's too big for it, probably still breast feeds. Also his watch is too big. And he's not really curious about this faux hawk.

I mean, this kid needs some help. Let's just get him. And honestly, the stockings on the fireplace are sad. They're sad. Because you know the husband's like, why are you putting fucking reindeer right in front of the TV? I can't see the know the husband's like, why are you putting fucking reindeer right in front of the TV? I can't see the TV.

She's like, they were so good. They're so cute at home goods. He's like, get them smaller. And so now they have these weakling little baby reindeer. Little tiny. I also kind of feel like if you're going to have a sleek modern angi-k type of house, where like the fireplace is kind of embedded in the wall in that way, It's just like a little gas fireplace and the TV is right above it. It's just like

a big smooth facade. I mean, I guess that there is a mantle there because they do have that, that reindeer on there, but it's so smooth. I almost feel like you should, you forfeit the opportunity to put stockings on it. I just don't think that's a, that's a fireplace you put stockings on. I think you have to put them somewhere else. Yeah. Um, but you put stockings on the fireplace. That's just where they go. I actually have the deer that blocked the TV and I just have to deal with it. And I don't even have a family. I mean, I don't have like my own kids. I have family that comes over on Christmas, but yeah, I mean, I just have to sit there and stare at these things and be grateful that I don't have kids

to bug me like this year round, you know, and they're just nieces and they can leave again. Maybe they shouldn't center the reindeer. Like they just have one big reindeer. That's right. Well, it's not even a big reindeer. It's tiny neck is broken up. It's hilarious. This little reindeer put it to the side. Why is that to be right front and center? It's badly scaled. It's bad scaling. Also they won't commit. That's like, I'm not going to commit to the reindeer. So I'm going to get a tiny reindeer. I'm not won't commit. That's like, I'm not gonna commit to the reindeer, so I'm gonna get a tiny reindeer. I'm not gonna commit to a faux hawk for my son,

so I'm gonna get like a flat faux hawk for my son. I think this couple has problems with following through. And is that like a box of blankets in the background? What is, I'm so confused by everything that happened in the shot. Box of blankets? Oh, is it? What's the, there's like a black box in the background. This? Yeah.

This is a stroller lid. This is the thing that comes down on the stroller. It's like the umbrella thing. Oh yeah, it? There's like a black box in the background. This is a stroller lid. This is the thing that comes down on the stroller. It's like the umbrella thing. Oh yeah, it is. I stared at the baby reindeer so long that I forgot that that is actually just part of the stroller. Baby reindeer, that was a popular show. Maybe this show's gonna be traumatic for viewers.

No one knows. Let's see, let's see what happens next. 21, or in my case at 16. Well, I'm like, this show me what you're working with. So that girl says, well, fuck this. I'm not a typical Mormon. I get fraught. I'll get my hair frosted for breakfast.

I'll wear my pink clip outside of the bathtub. So the girl is 20 and she's frosted her hair to the point of her hair looks like it would quit. If her hair was an employee, it would be quite quitting right now. The spirit of Elvira lives on through this woman's hair. This. Show me what you're working with. I created MomTalk.

Oh, it's a creator. Mom talk, everybody. Mom talk. Well, by the way, I literally would never brag about that in my life. Literally the creator of the hashtag mom talk. Yeah, I created that mom talk. Mom, I do not believe for one second that this woman created mom talk. You don't you think she stole it?

I just don't think I just don't think she did it. I just feel like TikTok has been around. I don't know. I'm open to being corrected, but I just don't believe she's the originator of mom talk. I think she's someone who just liked she think she's the sort of person that would be like, oh my God, I'm gonna call this hashtag mom talk.

And she's like, this is hilarious. And she never checks to see if people are already using it. She just assumed she's the first one. And then there's like, this is hilarious. And she never checks to see if people are already using it. She just assumed she's the first one. And then there's like, Oh my god, there's like 40 million mom talks out there. I can't believe my trend already took off. Look at my LinkedIn, it says hashtag creator. So that's a pretty big deal. It's a pretty big one. So there was that. Also, she's like doing stamp, sexy dancing. That's how she's rebelling against Mormonism is she's doing like a tick tock dance in front of her family staircase. Why does her family staircase look like a backdrop from the school play?

I don't know. It's like a sexy dance in front of like a stroller and a, okay. Yeah. Which a little chair from Wayfair. Yeah. and uh okay yeah a little chair from Wayfair yeah I created mom talk it's a group of Mormon moms making tic-tocs it started with Whitney and Macy Michaela and I. I might be in my other pants. If I were gonna make up a key chain, a key chain swirly thing, what do you call them? The turn thing, like that you buy key chains off of. Are they just manners?

Yeah. Oh, okay. No, something that holds all the key chains with the names on them, okay, in a store. Like if you're looking at a key chain rack, a rolling key chain rack. Yeah, a carousel. If I was looking at those and I said, show me white girl Mormon names from Utah.

Those would be them. Kaylee, Whitney, Tiffany, Brammy, Macy, Macy, Lacy, Tracy, Stacy, Macy number two, Lauren, we don't like her. So these moms decided to create a Mormon dancing mom TikTok, which is good for them. You guys might not want to have the head of your pyramid be a bad dancer because she's terrible. Yeah.

Also, by the way, I hate to break it to you, but I think that more appropriate hashtag would be hashtag Mormon what Mormon talk. Mormon talk. That's where I was going to say that's a better hashtag. If you invented Morm Talk, I would believe you. She's probably like, no, Mom Talk stands for Mothers of Mormonism. Catch up. But she makes me crazy already.

She claims to have been hashtags and she dances with her teeth. I've literally never seen teeth dance, but look at hers. And every, literally every shot is her leading with her fucking teeth. Hold on, let me go back. I literally created mom talk. So please don't make fun of my teeth. Hold on, my teeth need somebody to dance with.

Tongue, get over here. Get over here, Tongue Talk. I invented that. I invented that. You know what I hate? These lights, these big circle disc lights. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom

and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom It's Macy, Mackenzie, Madison, and Marie. I feel like they took office lights, the long tubular office fluorescent lights, and they just turned them into a circle

and they're selling them to people. They're like rings, ring cameras facing down. I just... They look like the top of the temples in Zelda. Okay, so it's been a minute. Let's see what they say. It's a group of Mormon moms making TikToks. It started with Whitney, Macy, Michaela and I.

That girl looks like Stassi. Macy, Michaela and I. Which one? The second one here. Me, Macy, Stacey, Michaela, Tracy, Flazy, Boobies. We put Whitney in the front because we don't like her. Whitney as we call her. We use Whitney to cover up our problem areas.

We're breaking a norm. Oh my God Whitney, you're really on the forefront. Okay. Whitney you have to almost for eyebrows. Whitney you're dressed like Sarah Plano and tall. You're not breaking any norms. It's like if Shirley Manson decided to move to the American frontier, this is what we'd have.

We are breaking norms. I have- We're breaking norms. Okay, we're doing a group dance on TikTok. It's like breaking the norms, or should I say breaking the morms? Actually like, morm talk was my pitch, but Whitney was like, no, I was like, I'm sorry, we can't hear you. You're in front. Don't turn your head around. Whitney.

It was really embarrassing. So we went with mom talk, I guess I like that's as good. That's as good as we can. I like that they're showing tick tocks and they're showing their captions pop up. One of the captions was why do Mormons have so many kids? pop up. One of the captions was, why do Mormons have so many kids? Well, because those dance troops don't just start themselves. Okay. You saw it. It took, it took, it took the likes of Whitney, Macy, Mackenzie, Madison, Amber, and Tracy to make the very first ever mom talk. So you got to be pushing at those kids. Listen, you got to have a lot of kids. You gotta keep the Mormons coming here.

You can never have too many names that sound like AC, you know? Yeah. Listen, those singing Christmas trees don't fill up themselves. We need people in them. Okay. Yeah. Who's going to buy singing bass for the man cave? You know what I mean?

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We know the women should be sexy for men. So we're going to really go change things. We're changing the norms of gender roles in Mormonism by making sure we all have long blonde hair, boys and girls. We believe that women should do everything their man asks them, but also down sexy on TikTok. So really going to change some norms here. What you're about to see is going to blow your mind. It was the Church of Latter-day Saints is now the Church of Latter-day New Norms.

I came up with that. Latter-day Nights. New Norm Talk. New Norm Talk. Norm Talk, oh my God, that's just when you act like you're at Cheers and really tired after a hard day of delivering mail. Oh wait, was that Cliff?

Oh my God, I'm really changing the norms. Sorry, when he came up with Cliff Talk, I'm trying to come up with Norm Talk, but. Norm! Tried it. Every trying to come up with Norm Talk, but. Norm! Ah, I tried it. Every time you log on to Norm Talk, the phone goes, Norm. Norm.

Her eyes, the pupils of her eyes are so black. Do you think it's because she's wearing colored contacts? Because. She's just changing the norm of what people's are. They're scary. They are are. They're scary. They are scary. They're scary. I think she must be wearing contacts because I've never looked at someone's people's and gone, that's scary, except for Heather Dubrow when they turn all black and they expand over her whole life. So she's the one that's married to the Targaryen.

Oh wait, oh no, that's a different girl. Someone is. She's like, we dance at all times. We're changing the norms. People think that we only dance the bedroom. Now we dance in kitchens. Now we dance in living rooms. Now we dance at all times. We're changing the norms people think that we only dance the bedroom Now we dance in kitchens now we do living rooms now we dance in front of staircases Sometimes we have blue eyes and sometimes we have really green eyes. Don't tell anybody My pupils are Sigma of gender roles and the Mormon culture, that's what scares in the church. We have rules for a reason I need you I'll spoke on a true man gender roles in the Mormon culture. That's what scares. In the church, we have rules for a reason.

Macy, I need you to- I'll speak like a true man. We have rules for a reason, okay? For instance, rule number one, flannel shirts, plaid, always wear plaid. AWP, always have it ready, always be wearing it. If someone says you need a shirt, you say, I don't need a shirt because I have my plaid

on. Rule number one through five, plaid. I'm plaid. He is very pretty. He looks like a boy bander. He's a very pretty guy. And of course he's going to be like, women belong in the kitchen. That's why we have rules.

Fuck off. I know I just screamed at that lady and said, if you want to change gender roles, then don't be Mormon. Here's the thing. I don't believe that. I think that if you're in a religion and it sucks, then you change it. This is our world. You make your world the way you want to. That wasn't nice of me to say. But here's the thing. I just don't understand people getting into like a culty kind of religion and then being like, you know what? This religion is repressive. It is. Leave. Go down the street. You know what I mean?

Go to another church. It's called happy hour, you know? That's much better. Trust me. I'm just trying to help. Okay, so this guy's pretty. Also, I predict he's married to this lady because they have the same contacts. Look at the exact same color eye. Or do you think that's a Mormon thing?

I've never seen this color of an eye. Look, it's turquoise. It's a very popular, I'm gonna say it's really big in the lab, Utah. And I think it just spread throughout the state. That's my prediction. The actual color or the contact? Both. So do you think these are real or do you think they're contacts?

I think they're contacts. By the way, I have to say, go back earlier to when she's doing the little dance with her knees, the little, like the caption, it says, 100% his idea. So they are changing gender norms. Previously, only girls would come up with the like hand over knees move, but guess what? The boy came up with 100% hands over knees.

Guys, we're not only listening to our husbands, we're changing gender norms, and now we're listening to husbands in the choreography room. These days, it used to be only girls would be on camera, but now boys will come on camera, but only if their pants match the sofa. So are all the guys,

do all the guys look like gay porn stars on purpose? I kind of want to be a Mormon now. These guys are all cute. Look at everything. I don't think they look like gay porn stars on purpose. I think it's more that a lot of gay porn stars just come from Mormonism. Yeah.

So it's not the hair is the repression. Is that what you're saying? Exactly. She looks like Ally McBeal this girl. She does. She does look like Ally McBeal. Like yes, yes. Press play. Okay. Their roles in the Mormon culture. That's what scares in the church. We have rules for a reason. It's like women, women are twerking. Maisie twerk your back off.

Oh goodness. Um, I love this. Yes. And that they have here on their, on their Tik Tok. Yes. And my God, this husband's a trip, isn't he? Is this a Targaryen husband? No, this is a different, it is, right? The super black guy. I think it might be Targaryen with his hair back.

He's got like kind of a mullet vibe and some bell bottoms. Oh, they're doing a whole theme, I guess. Yeah, yes, and. Look at the baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The baby's just back there being like, this is what's raising me. He's like, please, can I have another shot at this, please? Okay, so then we go to a lady that looks like Eva Longoria. Everybody looks like somebody famous.

Look. Yeah. Hi, my name is Flacy. I'm really mad at Macy right now because she's not twerking hard enough. So do you think they all do this in the same interview room on this show because there's a lot of these roses

on the mantle behind them. So they're just all getting together at the community center or whatever? I think so, yeah. Okay. Yeah. This lady's annoying. Let's look at this dance move.

I know, I hate it. And boom, arm move. Boom. Yes. Mom talk. Mom talk. You know what? Rules are changing and I'm terrified. That's what the little Zac Efron guy says. I just keep her winding because I love his eyes. In the church we have rules for a reason. Macy, I need you to twerk your ass off. Shoo me what you're doing for my ass.

My goal was really just to be able to provide for my family. Who is currently... Oh my god, you're basically like a factory worker from the 50s. She just wants to provide for her family doing whatever it takes. If that includes telling someone to twerk their ass off, so be it.

I want to earn for my family, so I told that bitch she better twerk her ass off or she's fucking dead. Do you get that? For the record, no evidence of twerking ensues. Just look at this. He's like, I'm going to push my womb forward and my shoulders back. And this is it. That is not it. This is it. This is me twerking. Just it's just a foopa forward foopa back.

Sorry, I got carried away that's not it I understand I understand this dance you know the girl in the back the girl in the back the girl in the back go back oh my goodness they're all trying to do their no no no in the group when they're dancing okay they're all trying to like oh gosh that poor girl yeah she's new she's like tricking that means when you gosh, that poor girl. Yeah, she's new. She's like, twerking. That means when you stand still and just move your arm, right? She's like, I hate this.

You're just not, you just had, she's new here. Look, they're like, oh my God, she just got out of high school. Someone tells Liberty she has to put her hips into it. Liberty, hurry up. She's like, I knew I shouldn't hang out with this group when no one's name rhymed with mine. Have you thought about changing your name to Liberace? Liberace, gross.

All right, let's see here. My goal was really just to be able to provide for my family. Who is currently the breadwinner at home? Almost. Really? Yes, right. Yes, girls. So what are they earning money doing?

I think this is gonna turn out to be a question of what does influencing mean? Like, is this guy selling pink? What is that guy selling? What is he selling? I will buy it. He's adorable. Why does everybody have such a fuckable husband on this show?

This guy is gorgeous. And Whitney Rose's hair is living on in this woman on her head. And she's got a shiplap somewhere too. I can guarantee you. Oh, for sure. And I love that she has a sweatshirt in a moment that says dragon fruit on it. She's like, Hey guys,

just booked a big influencing gig with dragon fruit. So if anyone wants any samples, just let me know. I have hashtag dragon fruit invented it. I invented that hashtag. Yeah, dragon fruit was just the fruit was so sad. No one bought it. I think I'm really like moving the needle on dragon fruit sales. So just stay tuned everyone. He's like, honey, you finally got a kitchen aid mixture that matches all of your clothes. Can I have cookies now? No, get

out of here. I worked for this. I'm gonna need you to take that refrigerator decoration down. It's being a little too you know what, I'll just say it gay. So, come on. Babe, could you go back to the target and see if they have a rainbow in beige? To the different rainbow that matches the color scheme of this

bouquet. This husband does not look happy by the way. He's like, please kill me. Please. It's like, I'm too hot for this. Please just let me die. Please. Provide for my family.

All right, let's talk about this girl. What's happening here. So there's a girl doing that shopping where she's she's carrying a shopping bag with her wrists up facing heaven, you know, where you carry all your bags like this, your palm is facing up. Invisible curls right now. She's doing the Tracy Anderson method. Is she the villain? She has a villain smile and a villain nose. She has a square villain nose. What do you think? She's somewhere between like Fergie and Mary Cosby.

Mm-hmm, okay, I can see that. We'll see. The breadwinner at home. Oh, really? Yes, right? Yeah, I think dragon fruit sells itself. Breadwinners, we're dragon fruit winners. Fuck bread. So everyone, we're dragon fruit winners.

So everyone, this shirt fits, is a nice fit on me, right? Yeah, no, totally Whitney. Yeah, it looks great on you. It's not too boxy, right? No, Whitney, it looks great. We're really like so impressed. Yeah, everyone, can we have a vote on whether or not Whitney should remain on MomTalk? Okay, three, two, one. Hey Whitney, we have something to talk to you about. Um, you are gone fruit. Okay. Here's the thing. We think you might be a better fit for boxy talk, maybe instead of mom talk. You guys, when we dump her, I want to be eating bread.

Let's say the eating bread. Let's say dump dragon fruit. I'm like one of Whitney's best friends. I can't talk shit about her, so I'm just going to eat bread, so I literally won't be able to talk. Okay? Look at this bread. It is so good. Since when do you eat bread?

I can't hear you. I can't hear you. I'm eating bread. Would you like some dragon fruit with that bread? No, Whitney. Thanks. Dragon fruit's out, Whitney. Dragon fruit's out.

Wait a minute. Okay. Bread, no Whitney, thanks. Dragon fruits out Whitney, dragon fruits out, wait a minute. Okay, so then we cut to, I guess Whitney in a pool, in a dress in a pool, she's wearing a dress in a pool and then being like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, look at me, I'm in a dress in a pool. Laughing uproariously. She's so happy, she's like,

ha, when you have the dragon fruit lobby behind your back, you can rule the world. This is what freedom looks like. Freedom's just another word for no more dragon fruit to eat. Let me tell you what I hope you're not influencing for pools because you're doing it wrong. Okay. A lot of people are gonna drown because of this. It's like, she's like, guys, I've decided I want to do some Adele fanfic.

I'm gonna do a music video singing one of her songs in the pool with a giant moon balloon behind me. We blew up overnight. 2 million followers. 9 million views. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, what?

They blew up overnight. So they're like cheersing each other after the pool shoot. And then we cut to their numbers. Welcome to the updated Mormon mom talk. And we watched their numbers just go crazy. And God bless this girl in her boxy clothes. She just can't wait. She can't. Like we blew up overnight, sort of like whoever decided to design Whitney's boxy shirts. So if our tick, if our tick tock was a fitted shirt, now it's a boxy shirt.

So they get to 2 million and then they go to 9 million. Well, they say 2 million followers and then 9 million views. So I don't know what that means. They kind of change, they move the group. Is it an account or a hashtag? That's what I need to know. Yeah, I don't know. So then what does this hat say? They're all wearing matching hats that say something,

but I can't read them. Can you? I think it's backwards. I think it's mirror image because the tail on the Y. Valley. Vulti. Think Valley. Ollie, volley, something volley.

I don't know. Okay, so they're dancing and then they're all shocked that they're so famous. Two million followers. Nine million views. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's been really crazy for us. And then it just turned into this whole group is swinging with each other.

What? Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. They dropped that pretty quickly. Although I'd fuck probably all of these people. I mean, this is who should swing. Because I feel like I learned about swinging from the back of Hustler magazines as a teenager. They used to have like ads, like swingers and they were all gross. Like, let's face it, like, are there hot swingers? I don't know. I've never met one

until this show. These people were all gorgeous. I'd swing. They're all even have a day. They're all in their casts. It's our urine turns out he's hot. He just doesn't look good in formal wear. He looks terrifying. I mean, listen, I don't want to ever feed him a pomegranate. You know what I mean? Like he looks like he'd be very scary eating that, but he's very cute.

Yeah, he's really blonde. Really blonde. He's really blonde. I don't want to see red in his teeth, but yeah, he's cute. Okay. He's badass. And then it just turned into

this whole group is swinging with each other. I can't. So we were making mom talks and then we got really famous. I mean, so naturally we just all started banging. Just what you do when you want more and more views. Well, except for Whitney, poor thing. Poor Whitney. The rest of us are getting busy. Whitney is trying to put rectangles over her, over her head.

She's still really trying to change fashion. We're trying to change the stigma of gender roles and Mormonism and she's just trying to change the stigma of boxy shirts and like we wish her the best of luck. Playing with each other. Wait, what? Then we see a headline pop up. Taylor, Frankie, Paul. Oh my God. What? It sounds like you're calling the whole family down for dinner. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, get down here. Wow. This is so the rise of TikTok has turned everyday people into online stars. Content creators can generate millions of followers simply by sharing tidbits of their personal life and everyone to see on social media. Taylor Frankie Paul is one of those. Oh, that's

one person. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Taylor Frankie Paul, like one name is calling three children down to dinner. The Mormon mom talk swinging drama explained by Evie, Evie magazine or whatever. I liked that they had a meeting where they're like, you know what Evie, we're gonna really need to explain what TikTok means. Okay, so let's start there. A Mormon swinging scandal has hit you.

And then we see another one that says, what is mom talk and who is part of it? Taylor seems to be the head of mom talk, but there are several other women in the group who are just as beautiful. Blank is another Mormon mom who shows up in Taylor's friend group and she's married to blank blank blankety blank and blank blank blank. How many people is she married to? All right, that sentence like Taylor seems to be the head of MomTalk, but there are several other women in the group who are just as beautiful. So as we all know, only beautiful people can

be the leaders. We're really flummoxed by this. Evie magazine breaking the hard news. No pun intended. There are other or few women involved in TikTok MomTalk. There are several other women who appear in the videos too. What does the bottom say? Who was mom talking? Who's a part of it? Oh, we're here to see that.

Okay. Let's see. It has hit Utah. No one was innocent. Everyone has hooked up with like everyone. Taylor announced that the group was involved in soft swinging. It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other. Wow.

So that sounds fun. So they all are swinging in front of each other, standing next to each other. Wow. So that sounds fun. So they all are swinging in front of each other. So are these orgies that they're having? It sounds like it's some sort of spin the bottle situation in a basement. Like, okay, you make out with Taylor. Taylor, you make out with Liberty. Liberty, we won't make you make out with Whitney. You make out with the wall. Liberty, you make out with Liberty. Liberty, you make, we won't make you make out with Whitney.

You make out with the wall. Liberty, you just got here and you don't know how to torque yet, so you're going to just need to stand by the guy in the pink hat. Which one? Could you be more specific? The fuckable one. Could you be more specific? The one that looks like a gay porn star. So all of them, just get, go to the trunk, get in the Liberty, okay She won the Targaryen's hair. Okay, it doesn't really count as kissing. It's just weird Non rhyming name motherfucker They got her husband's fuckable she can stay around now her husband that guy knows how to twerk. Yeah Full it has hit Utah. No one was innocent Everyone has hooked up with like everyone Taylor announced that the group was involved in soft swinging.

It was like swapping in front of each other, standing next to each other. Why are they all acting shocked? So were these girls not a part of the soft swinging? I feel like it was like it's satanic, by the way, the one that you said is a cross between someone and someone, Larry David's wife. Or a little bit. She looks like Larry David's wife, Cheryl Hines, I think. On the TV show. Look at Liberty.

Liberty's like, I hate you people. I knew you were sin. I knew you were sin. Although I am wearing pants with button upsides now, so. I have to tell you something. My legs are soft swinging at the moment. Yes. Guys are my legs wearing sweaters?

Yes or no? Guys, I'm sorry about that. Sorry for breaking up this penis talk, but my legs are in sweaters. Does anyone mind that I brought a small bulb of garlic with me today? Just put it right next to me. Liberty. This girl's satanic. I think that she's also got these green contacts

and look at her eyes. You guys, this isn't normal. You look terrified. You look like cartoon characters about to laser people to death. She literally looks like Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast right now. That's gold.

Stop being in front of each other. I'm getting the sense. This is my reaction to that. There's purple. Oh, I thought crossing your hands putting your index fingers. I feel like there's like an inner circle of these girls and an outer circle and these girls are the outer circle. Yeah, no one wanted to bang these these girls or their husbands because they're like, oh my God, they were like hooking up right next to each other, but they were like crisscrossed. So like one per- they were standing next to each other, but then one person was leaning this way, and then the other person was leaning this way. She's making an X with her hands like a whammy. It's like, guys, is anybody's bottom of their hands not cold, but their top of their hands are?

Guys, my lower palms are really cold right now. So I'm trying to do my sleeping. She's got her sleeves pulled up just right above her lower palms. Is that how sleeves are now? Or do you think that she did that? I think that's what she's doing. I think she's doing that to like make her sleeves tighter around her arms to shut them off.

She's like, guys, look at the lines of my lower palm. I'm just saying why wasn't I asked? Not that I wanted to be asked. But I mean, why was I next to each other? Now there's a fight for mom talk. You guys can't see all this. The drama. There's a fight for mom talk. You guys are all fucking each other's husbands and you're fighting over a hashtag fucking there must be there must be an account called mom talk. You guys are all fucking each other's husbands and you're fighting over a hashtag. Fucking there must be there must be an account called mom talk. And now it's like who runs the mom talk account. That's got to be what it is. Oh, there's there's Whitney. Is that Whitney? No, this girl. That can't be Whitney. I don't see any dragon clothes are too or too fitting. They fit

too well. She's not wearing a box. Not Whitney. And no ruffles. Oh, but hey, yeah, there's another hot gay porn star husband. Let's see what he's saying. You guys can't see the drama. The drama is now with the husbands. It's important to me. Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of tough. So you make the decision. Whoa, the Targaryens like you better get rid of Tom. Mom talk or where I'm out of here with the decision. Whoa. The Targaryen's like, you better get rid of Tom, uh, mom talk or where

I'm out of here with the kids. So he's like, bro, like, I don't want to get like, if you don't do this, we're going to have like a divorce, bro. Yeah. Why do they look like they are at them? The husbands all look like they're at a local news local news station. Yeah. So then we see the husbands, is it all the husbands or is it just this husband?

I think it's just this husband. Is it work? And he's like, you can tell I'm important because I have meetings in front of big screen televisions. And one guy is like, I will not be on this show. I will definitely show off my hideous blazer, but I will not allow my face to be seen. And I don't know who the guy is to the right of him. He looks like he's, he has a lot of hot upside. He's been. Yeah. This guy's like, yeah, sorry guys that I got promoted, but I'm the blondest. So literally every person here is a different shade of blonde. The guy on the left is like,

Hey, I'm a young guy too, right? It's like, yeah, sure. Fart on accident talk, am I right? I invented that hashtag. Tell your wife. Sorry, I'm trying to find the play button. Now with the husbands. What? Did you say wait? No, I said something weird is going on with these group is important to me.

Being divorced and taking care of two kids would be kind of tough, so you make the decision. It feels like they're stuck in another era and it's starting to tear the group apart. During another era, is she talking about the husbands? Oh my God, the husbands are like over the swinging. Like, get with it. It's like New Mormonism. Yeah, they're like, that's like we're in the TikTok era and they're in the Vine era. Okay, get with it.

It's like new Mormonism. It's old polygamy, but we don't have to get married anymore because why would we? It's like they want to put us in a box and the only one who's in a box is Whitney. Okay, let's be honest. This girl also is Audrina. Why does everybody look like somebody else? Yeah. They're stuck in another era and it's starting to tear the group apart.

Online it looks like we're all the best at surprise, but we're not. Awkward. We're the most- Oh my gosh. Awkward. Let's rewind that. Let's see what Whitney's wearing. Oh gosh, Whitney.

God bless it. Is it everything you own? There's always a proportion issue. Always. And what is happening with the eyebrows? I'm sick of having to scream it at my television. What's going on? I feel like there's somebody being really mean to people influencing these eyebrows. Whoever's doing it, stop it. You're ruining people. You're ruining lives. She's like, guys, my collarbones are doing a fan dance. She's like, guys, my collarbones are doing a fan dance. What's this girl doing?

These girls go through a lot of effort to have very plain straight hair. Is she curling it? Yes. Okay, let's see. I think so. She's sort of reminding me of Erin from New Rony. No, she's smiling. What?

Oh yeah, sorry. She has glimmers of personality. I take it all back. Awkward. We're the most devout out of the whole group. There's Margaret Josephs. I was going to say there's Margaret. That's funny.

How cute. I'm a Mormon now, okay? You never knew. I'm not from New Jersey. I'm from Utah. All along. Don't tell anyone. So she's saying we're the most devout out of everybody, the hashtag creator. I don't

believe it. And then there are others. In what way do you feel like drinking helps you be a better mom? Oh my gosh, what is happening right now? In what way do you think drinking helps you be a better mom? Well, I'm not murdering the children, am I? There, there's your answer. Yeah. In what way does drinking Mountain Dew make you a better mom? That's what I'm not murdering the children. Am I there? There's your answer. Yeah In what way does drinking Mountain Dew make you a better mom? That's that's not kidding. Look at all the Mountain Dews hanging out. You guys are over 13. Why are you still drinking Mountain Dew?

This is their crack. This is like they're doing lines off each other's asses when they're having Mountain Dew together in the hot tub Doing the dew. Yeah What is this girl doing? What is this dance she's doing on the pole? This isn't a dance, she looks like a dog about to pee on the pole. Like she's lifting her leg at the pole. I can't tell how many people are in this cast. Is it six people or is it 45?

Cause they all look the same. So every time they show someone, I'm like, is this a new person or is this someone we've already seen? They have like eight blondes who look exactly the same. And then all the guys look exactly the same from the back. You can't really tell. Let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

nine, 10. So, so far five couples in the hot tub. Okay. In what way do you feel like drinking helps you be a better mom? Oh my gosh, what is happening right now? There's gonna be drama tonight. There's something in the air. Guys, one, one, what is happening right now? There's going to be drama tonight. There's something in the air.

911, what is your emergency? Oh, girl. Oh, let's see what the emergency is. Yeah. Screaming, get off me. What's your name? Taylor. Taylor, at this time we are going to be placed under arrest.

Oh, Taylor. My name is Taylor, Frankie, Robbie, Sloan, Mackenzie. Also turns out Boxxy Outfits is being played by the girl from, um, the girl who dated Cherry Jones. What's that actress name? Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson, no? Yeah. Sarah Paulson meets Alison Roman. Meets gigantic headbands. She's like,

can I like, I will only do this show if someone finds me a headband that shaped like a croissant. She's like, please, I've been working so hard. Please tell me there's not anything that's out of proportion. Look, my pajamas are normal. Everything's normal. Yeah, Whitney, we need to talk to you about your headband oh Whitney why is your headband a croissant box because I just landed a deal with croissants they saw how well I did with dragon fruit What's your name? Taylor. Taylor. Taylor.

Taylor. Ma'am, is your name Taylor or Taylor? Taylor. Taylor. Oh, and then we see these people are really fucked up. So we get a close up of someone roller skating in a circle and guess what they've got? Lights in their roller skate wheels. I mean, they're basically heroin addicts

Is this where Bobby had her birthday party on the Salt Lake City last year? I think so Yeah, it looks like it doesn't it or she got soda drunk. Yeah, I have as many so's as I want bitch. I'm 13 now Like a golf cart Everybody talks. Oh, that's good. That's a way to go. Hulu. Good job. This looks good, right? It looks really good. Like, you know, again, I like my all female ensembles to be women over 40. But I think this one looks like it will be absolutely hilarious. This is a great pick. This is so we're this is what we've been building towards. This is great. And they are like really leaning into the sin because like we see a stripper they're

like with a male stripper. And then they're playing the Sam Smith, you know, like, yeah, are they Satan song or whatever? Well, it's also like it's a song by a gay man and a trans woman. Right. So like his parents, no, I'm there. Trans no. What's wrong with me? Kim Petras, right?

Sam Smith is non-binary, I think. Oh, I know that. Yeah. Sounds that uses they now. Sorry, think. Oh, I know that. Yeah, Sam Smith uses they now. Sorry, everybody. I did not know that. Yes. So then, and then a crucifix at the strip club, dun, dun, dun. This lady sitting like next to a wall of sin. It's like a satanic tarot card.

I mean, they're really going there, guys. They are going there. They are redefining what it means. Everybody talks, guys. T-O-K-S. I invented that. There are so many secrets. But not everybody talks to Whitney.

Everybody talks. Just not to me. Poor Whitney. Gossip. Sometimes fights are necessary. The gloves are off, baby. Oh, Whitney comes out. She's like, oh, really? You want to talk about boxy? Well, I'm going to box someone who's next batch. Bring it on. We're going to get a Nashville for girls trip. Just can say that right now.

Whitney, please stop standing by the balloon arch. It's really only accentuating your boxiness. It looks like a bunch of dragon fruit stacked up. We don't care Whitney. Dragon fruits are over with me. They're not so sad trying to make them happen. They're off baby. You're hurting so bad. I'm done. I'm out in the group even survive this. There's a whole story that we literally haven't told anyone.

that we literally haven't told anyone. Oh, this is all good. All episodes are dropping the same day. Why do they do that to us? Oh, they are. I thought that. Oh, well, we can't cover this whole thing then. Well, we'll do we'll do we'll do we'll do some and we'll just see how it goes, everyone. But like, yeah, because if we do, if we do it every, every week, you know, listen to recaps for all of that.

Later, well, since everyone watched the show, so we'll, we'll, Oh, well of course we find that out after we do an entire preview and take a vote, you know, that's okay. It's fun. Um, we'll definitely do at least the first episode. Maybe we'll do a few of them and And then by then the Bravo schedule will be full of new shows. So yeah, I guess we'll see. But I think it's interesting that this shows on Hulu and then their main promo is a bunch of ladies in these blue coats and their other big woman show is

Handmaid's Tale and all the ladies in the red coats. Dun, dun, dun. So I don't know what's insinuating, but the lady in the blue coats on that show are all evil. So I'm loving the symbolism here. The Hulu within the Hulu family symbolism is thick. It's thick guys. I'm also really looking forward to a young female ensemble. I don't think we've had one since Real Girlfriends in Paris, which I personally loved. So I'm looking forward to this dynamic. Well guess what?

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