Watch What Crappens - #2559 RHUGT Encore: 0406: DissGo

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Well, hello and welcome to Watch Let Card Happens, the podcast roulette club we love to talk about on Yale Braves. I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hello. Hi. Buneo Tunes. What's going on today? Not much. Just, you know, here to send Girl's

Trip off into the sunset. What a fun, short, fun season. Nice little snack of a season. Really enjoyed it. What's going on with you? Well, same diff saying au revoir, au revoir, as Luann would say, to this show. And just a reminder that people don't change, and Ramona has always been a monster, and she can try to pretend she's not a monster for five minutes, but this show is just going to remind us people don't change, especially Ramona. So welcome to another Ramona getting canceled moment. I mean, these ladies really do know how to pull out their greatest hits, don't they? Yeah. Luan fucks a dude, Ramona gets canceled again. Sonya has kind of a nervous breakdown.

It really is just like a warm hug. It really is. Before we get too far into it, just want to say on Monday, we are going to be announcing all the details for the Golden Crappies. That will include a sort of a pre-sale that's going to be happening from Monday to Tuesday. We'll have a code for that for our Patreon listeners. We want everyone to be able to come to the Crappies this year. We're really excited. We had an amazing time last year despite there being a quote unquote blizzard, which was heavy rain. So we're excited to do it all over again. So be sure to stay tuned. We're going to announce it on our Potomac recap. That's our first recap of the week. So it'll be all there. Please tune in. Buy tickets. Buy tickets for you,

buy tickets for your family, buy tickets for your pets. It'll be great. Not your pets, Ben. We'll have a breakdown. If you bring a pet. Love they're trained. To the crampies. If they're trained pets.

Listen, if a pet buys a ticket, I love the pet. Buy a ticket. If your pet buys a ticket, it's the best pet I ever met. It's the cutest dog. All right. So let's move on to girls' trips, shall we, Ben? If your pet buys a ticket, it's the best pet I ever met. It's the cutest dog. All right. So let's move on to girls' trips, shall we, Ben? We're on the beach.

The ladies are all on the beach. And Ramona's going, where is Lou? OK, she's probably looking for guys. She's probably swimming like sharks, only for men, OK? Because that's what she does. And we see Lou in the water with a popsicle. And Ramon, she comes back to the beach and Ramon is like, are you having a popsicle? And she goes, I am. I'm having a popsicle. And you'll never guess where I got it. A fucking guy, Luan. We know. Geez.

Wees, Luan. My god. Calm down. Yeah, I I'm kind of, this is getting played out now by Luanne. She's like, well, so here's a, you guys want to hear a funny story? So I see this really hot guy, like really hot. Okay, and I was like a shark attack, okay? So I start swimming close by to him, I'm circling around, seeing if there's a woman close by and the other cabaret stars. And I said, hey, how are you doing? Do you enjoy cabaret?

Because that's what I do, I sing songs on stages. You like it? Let me tell you something. He was really, like really handsome, really handsome. And he was great, like Anderson Cooper, great. So I said, I want a popsicle. And then a woman comes over, this woman. And so I figured, well, that's his wife. But then he brings a popsicle for himself and his wife. And then a woman comes over this woman and so I figured well, that's his wife But then he brings a popsicle for himself and his wife and then guess what he did girls Ramona's like well I don't know she poops pants think I might have just done Louann. I mean Ramona paid attention No, he took the popsicle right out of his wife's hand and he gave it to me And then we see a clip and Luan is such a fucking liar

because no he did not. He gave her his own popsicle, not his wife's. And she even. No that's what she said. She said. Oh I thought she said he took it right out of his wife's hand and gave it to me. Because the wife came up with two popsicles

and then he said I'm not gonna have it. So he took the popsicle out of the wife's hand and gave it to Luann instead. Oh, I was like, oh wow, Luann really got busted on this. Okay, well I'm done. That's all I have to say this. I really thought that there was a mystery solved here. And then Q like five minutes of everyone being like,

whoa, wow, you know what she wanted to get pop but she got a stick, a popsicle on a stick. Wow, Luann, Luann really wants to get a popsicle in her. Wow, she's so horny, horny for popsicles. I'm like, okay. I mean, I barely even remember these ladies, but here's one thing I will never forget. Ramona did not get anything, but Luan left with a popsicle that also looks like a penis. Listen, I've really enjoyed this girl's trip. I really have. I think the chemistry is so funny.

But these episodes don't have to be all supersized. They don't have to be 50 minutes long. And I say that not as a recapper who's annoyed that I've got to write that much more notes. I say it as someone who is watching them stretch out this content. Let's have a leaner, meaner show because the amount of confessionals they threw in there to prop up these scenes and the way they just teased out the party at the end is too much. Next season, my humble note, and this is a note that I've had for a few seasons now, my humble note, normal-sized episodes so that we don't have to make us watch 10 minutes of

someone opening a door. Thank you. I'll go even further, Ben, and say some things just need to be canceled. And it's okay. We can cancel things. Okay. And this was one of them. This was one of those where I was like, you know what, it's where you go to have dinner with somebody that you've dated before. And you're like, we can just go as friends, but you're like, God, I hope this is more than just friends. But then you have that dinner and you're like, no, it was good. We broke up in the first place. That's kind of how I feel. I would suggest maybe a Christmas special. I'm suggesting, I'm suggesting put all this next time and do a two hour Christmas special. Still love you guys.

Yeah, but I mean, that's it. This show made me crack up. The cast made me crack up and it was really funny. And I love the way that they interact. I loved random moments like Dorinda walking across the living room with Ramona's bat, like with bathing suits. It's just, there's something like so, I don't know. I can't describe why I like that,

but it's just, I really, really connect to it. And I think it's really funny. And there's these women make something really funny out of just something really stupid stuff. But that being said, like the show kind of peaked after episode four. I think episode four, it kind of like that was it. And now like the past two episodes, I'm like,

these are supersized and nothing's really been going on. So I'm with you, Ronnie, let that was it. And now like the past two episodes, I'm like, these are supersized and nothing's really been going on. So I'm with you, Ronnie, let's do it. Let's just tighten it up. Let's tighten up. Let's not kill the golden goose. So well, the golden goose is dead. So first of all, they've killed the golden goose, it has been cut. So if you're just going to bring out the goose, just bring it out as an appetizer. Serve the goose as an appetizer. So Luanne, of course, is like, oh, wow, I got a popsicle from a man. You know that

she walks around the Costco like that. You know, everywhere she passes with a little tiny cocktail wiener on a little tiny piece of a bun like, I got this from a man, a hot one, one with the penis. Check out this chocolate almond milk from Silk. Yeah, well, I was walking by and this guy is a hot guy, real hot, silver hair on a rascal scooter, handing them out. And he saw me and said, this is for you, young lady. I mean, I might just find myself someone to have a happy ending with tonight. I mean, you know what I'm saying, girls? So then Sonja, who's wasted because she's always wasted. And this is another thing. Sonja being a tragic figure is really more and more tragic

the more it happens and it's starting to hurt my feelings. Okay? I think she's funny and fun and everything. I'm at the point now where I'm just sad. The last episode, which we didn't recap, she was just going on and on on this bullshit lie story about, she's like, okay, everyone, let's play a game where we talk about how we meet our men. Well, here's how I met mine.

He showed up in a limousine on piles of money. Just going on and on about this story that everybody knows is a lie. None of it even made any sense. She doesn't shut up. She's both drunk on drugs and delusional. You can't even tell what it is anymore. And it just made me feel sad. She is pretty sad. But I like, but I will say what was nice about this episode is that we got annoyed Sonia and I love when annoyed Sonia comes out because she's very inconsolable and I enjoy that So she's sitting on Luanne's lap Bonkers like cross-eyed and bonkers and it's like well

I want a guy that when I'm in the same room as little he still can keep his eyes on me And if I'm the only woman in the room, then you're the only woman, then we'll just make love together, just you and me, Lou. So now it's day six. It's the final day of vacation. People are sleeping and everything. And Kelly and Martine are hugging and Martine's going over the itinerary. There's going to be some sort sort of like therapy in the water

followed by lunch at a restaurant. There'll be a tarot reading. There'll be a disco party and you know, Kelly's talking like the chef and everything about like going to the party and there's this guy Manu who was like the sous chef. He's like, oh yeah, I'll be at the, I'll be there tonight. And Martin's like, oh yeah, like Manu is on the menu tonight, which I'm really only saying because it's a plot point later. So then Ramona and Sonya are getting up and Ramona's like, oh, Sonya, why is it when I open my eyes, I feel dizzy?

Why Sonya? She's doing that thing where she's like crossing her eyes and then she's putting her hand on her face and she's looking over at the distance. You know that she does well Why dizzy right now? She's like, oh my god the vertigo again. Wow, we're bringing back all the old hits Yeah, remember I have vertigo. I'm afraid of heights like this bed Vertigo is very scary. I get very scared You know when you look really young but you're at a different age, there's a lot of rotating that you've gotta do.

You're spinning around, what age am I? I'm so young, I could be any age. And suddenly you're dizzy and you're falling over and you're in bed, whoa, it's crazy, okay? So then Dorinda is eating breakfast with Martin in the kitchen. He's talking to her while she eats. And he's telling her that tonight they have her disco party.

She's like, yeah, but you know what, I'm not gonna do anything. I'm gonna, yeah, well, you know what, I'm not going to look anyway. I'm going to lay out of things, guessing, lying, water endings, naps, heckling, putting clips on bitches being that well bitch. But one good thing I'm not good at inviting guys. You know what? Maybe I'm going to give myself a jiggle up. What do you think of that, Martin? And he's like, Oh, well, why not? Get a gigolo. Let me show you a gigolo. I have one here.

Manu. Yeah. I thought he was joking, but I think that actually he was real like Manu is a gigolo and he's like, yeah, we're expensive. So Dren is like, I can't believe you have a gigolo in the kitchen. I mean, thank God the other girls didn't know he was a gigolo. There would have been money exchanged. That's being hard.

And that poor guy would have been very tired by now. Do I vag on my upper lip? Because this whole time she's just eating and laughing. Okay, so then Lou comes up in her bikini. She's like, oh, I'll stay in paradise, am I right? Take it in, everybody. You know, it's, you know, another, our last day in paradise, which reminds me of a fine song by Philip Collins. Hit it boys! It's just another day in paradise. Ooh, hey, think twice. It's just another day for you and me and Line.

So, Martin's like, this is, if I had to describe house in one word, madness, madness house. So, then there's a turtle walking around inside who's very cute. Very cute. He loves his turtles. Very so cute. And Ramona and Sonja are packing. They're trying to pack. Ramona's like, whoa, you know what?

I have a situation, okay? Because I'm trying to pack. Where's my silver shoes? Who stole my silver shoes? I don't know where my shoes are. Someone's gotta pay for them. And they're like, oh, they're around, they're around. And they look around.

And then finally there's like a whole other section of the closet that they open up. She's like, oh my God, look at all the shoes up on the left. One, two, three, four, five. Oh my God, I would have lost five shoes. That's crazy, okay? I can't believe I almost did that. Whoa. So then they head down to the vans

and they're gonna go for their first field trip of the day. And in Ramona's van, she's like, whoa, you know what? head down to the vans and they're gonna go for their first field trip of the day and in Ramona's van she's like, whoa you know what I don't think we ever count for tonight okay because I called Pascual and Pascual didn't get back to me okay so I don't know how many people are coming you know I hope some boys come like what are we gonna do if Pascual's call. So then that's what Pascual calls just she's like hi Pascual, hi guess what Pasquale calls. She's like, hi, Pasquale, hi, guess what? You're on speakerphone with me, Luan, Sonja. That's not speakerphone, Ramona. Oh, sorry, I was holding up a banana. Apologies. So, then he's like, okay.

Ramona, you're talking into a shoe, Ramona. It's like, oh, okay. You know what? Here you go. Now you're just blowing breath onto the window and writing out letters. Just, I'll call him, Pasquale, it's me, Luann. Jesus. All right, here's what we need. We need men and a lot of them, but none of those 20 somethings. We need people who are 30 to Anderson Cooper hair age. So get them over here and get them there quickly and no women. All right? I don't want to see a single breast or vagina in my presence. So then they get to the beach and so where they're parked, they park on like the side of the beach and then there's just a railing along the beach and the freeway and then stares down to the beach

and Kristen gets out and goes, oh my God, are we going to the beach? Oh my God, are we going to the beach? She's really terrified. No, Kristen, you're going to stand in the middle of the freeway. Go down to the fucking beach, Kristen. So they go down to the beach and they meet this couple. And Luanne's just passing people like, bonjour, bonjour, merci, francais. Je parle.

Je suis Luanne de la France, francais, francais, egg, egg, egg. Je parle francais, je peux te parler I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French.

I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French.

I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. I speak French. They meet up with these two instructors who are like the water therapists and they're talking about like hello My name is brad and this is nanda or greg and nanda and like we're gonna talk to you about jatsu And sonia's in the background watsu. It's watsu. It's watsu. I know about watsu like no, it's a junzu

It's different. No, but watsu. It's mainly watsu watsu Potsu snotzu jatsu. I did it labrador. I've done all of those things. Shih Tzu therapy, love it. Who cares? Water therapy is water therapy. You do this and it, I mean, it's water therapy. Anyone can do it. Who cares?

Stupid water therapy. So here we start to see Sonja unraveling about water therapy. Yeah. about water therapy. No one really ever finds out why this triggers Sonja, but we see Sonja start spinning out of control. And she's telling us, I already did water therapy. It's like you're in the womb. And she's like, why would I want to be in the womb? Why?

I think she's like afraid she's gonna have a breakdown or something. I think she is too, because we see clips of other spiritual, like how much Sonya loves spirituality and we see one where the lady's beating the drum and then we see the wind chime lady and we're like, oh my God, Jamie Lee Curtis has been on so many shows. But then if I recall correctly, Sonya had a pretty bad breakdown in one of those and I think she's afraid of looking stupid again. Well, remember, I think she had also a breakdown

when they saw a psychic in Salem. I think she had, or Ramona did, Ramona actually. Ramona had actually one of the few really emotionally moving scenes. But yeah, Sonia, I think she's just probably afraid to have a full-on meltdown, I don't know. So they're gonna do two people at a time. So Dorinda and Luan go first and Nanda's like, I invite you to sit down on the line, the water and I will hold you

like a mother holding a baby. Oh, excuse me. That's Cabaret Star to you. Mother holding Cabaret Star. Thank you. So Dorinda is like, you know what Sonia, you need this. And she goes, oh my God, I've been spiritual. I've used to channel my vibration all the time, but not while we're on a girls trip. I mean, we're here to be, you know, we're here to get other, we're here to get the action. Like Ramona would say, where's the hot guys?

That's what I want. Where's the hot guys? Yeah. So they're just like watching Luanne and Dorinda in the water and they're like, Kristen's like, oh my God, look at their flotation devices. And Sonia's like, she's like, well, this is good. I mean, it might release my neck, guys. I mean, I slept with an ice pack all night and Kristen goes, well, let's hope it releases more than just your neck. And Sonia's like, was that really necessary? So this pisses off Sonja.

I feel like this is also a breaking point for her because Sonja interprets that as being very passive aggressive because Kristen has a tendency to say everything in a passive aggressive tone. Although I think Kristen was just trying to be like, well, let's hope it's more than just that. Hopefully you have a spiritual experience. But because Kristen says things in snotty ways,

it sounds like she's actually being like, hopefully it releases a stick from your ass. I thought she was trying to make it a sexual, like saying it like Sonya would like it. Like, I hope it releases more than your ex, Sonya. Like, she just, Kristen just wants these girls to like her, you know? But Sonya hates Kristen. I mean, let's not forget Sonya has spent how many episodes being like, yeah, but here it is on the website, but your husband cheating on you with, you know, all these women. That's true. And then the next night, we're supportive of you, Kristin. But look here, your husband

finally found it, Ashley Madison. Yeah, she hates Kristin. And it's kind of on the nose psychologically why she would, because Kristin is kind of a Sonya. It's like she's a beautiful model. She married this kind of like gross rich guy, although Josh, I don't know. Remember Josh just Sonya. Josh just Sonya and said that she was bananas for her toaster. Yes. And she did not forget that. And Kristen is still married when Sonya is like literally, you know, scraping the bottom of the

barrel over here, trying to like sleep on people's couches. And I think she was just really, really bothered. Yeah, I feel like Sonia probably has some issues, like with like, wow, like the Josh clearly was cheating on Kristen and Kristen decided to turn the other way or whatever, do what it would, she's like, I want to stay in this marriage.

And that I feel like on some level, Sonia has either no respect or feels jealous of the fact that despite issues, Kristen stayed in this relationship and Sonia is now out on the curb going from couch to couch. Right. And Sonia, you know, other than also being like kind of a model ish who ended up with this guy and then got dumped, she got dumped for one of her best friends. I mean, Sonia's replacement was one of her best friends who looks just like her. She's like another really pretty blonde lady.

So I think Sonia's just like, pretty blonde lady die. Hmm, hmm, yeah, at this point. So yeah, Sonia's like, yeah, I think the word is, she says like, wow, Kristen really is past grass. She gets those digs in. And we've seen a montage of Kristen making digs because Kristen is passive aggressive. She really is.

That's like her whole thing. So meanwhile, Dorinda's having the best time. She's like, yeah, this is amazing. I wanna become an amoeba again. I'm in my mother's stomach. I'm a baby. I'm a baby amoeba in a human stomach It's sort of weird, but I love you mom. I love you big amoeba

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by following The Great Creators on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to the great creators early and ad free right now on Wondery Plus. So, Sonja and Ramon and Kelly are talking a little later. And Sonja is like, Kelly, look, I have your towel. It's from the gift bag. See, we cared about your gift bag, Kelly. And she's like, that's actually not mine, but glad you liked it. So, like, they finally understand my love language of giving, even though it's a towel from the house. Pete Slauson So, that Ramona's watching Luan being

swayed in the water or like, I don't know what you would call it, cradled in the water. And Ramona starts to do this like fake cry thing, which is, you know what? Luanne looks like she's in a trance right now. And like, you know, I wish, I wish now I could do that, but I can't. And I'm jealous now, I'll tell you the truth,

because like, it's just their faces, their expressions. Oh my God. Like I really was like not getting jealous about not being in the water until right now. It's like watching live art, like so tranquil, so spiritual, so moving, and I just would have loved to. Even I wouldn't have even needed a noodle, okay? Like because they're holding me up, it would have been perfect, okay? I mean look at them, lying on the beach like babies that look really old even though I still look really young.

I mean, sorry, I'm jealous. Like they just have these expressions like old people, you know, like I wonder what it's like to have a face that looks like it's lived instead of just a face like a baby's face. You know? Yeah, you know what? Luan is doing what she's doing best.

She's on her back with a man's hands all around her and she looks so happy. And you know, the only thing you really can see are her boobs, which is good, because the She's on her back with a man's hands all around her and she looks so happy and you know the only thing you really can see are her boobs which is good because the only thing on her body that doesn't have wrinkles Which is different from my experience because my entire body is young and ageless, okay? Hmm. I'm during this like that was so powerful I just forgot how my mother loved me when I was a baby And I just saw myself in the womb and then I was coming out and it was all dark

and then a little bit of circle of light and then it was bigger and the man grabbed me by the foot and grabbed me out of there and spanked me on the ass and I turned around and said you better watch your ass bitch you better watch your ass you better back into the fucker and you know what he did to to my umbilical cord, he went, clip, clip, clip. So, so, um, uh, Sonia is just like, gross. And so she goes off to pee in the bushes and they're all like, look at her. She's so gross. Like she's just so gross.

Just, I can't just put a tarp over Sonia. Get this point. She just goes and then she grabs her bathing suit and like pulls it from the side and just like squats. I'm glad it wasn't a poo because at this point, she just goes and then she grabs her bathing suit and like pulls it from the side and just like squats. I'm glad it wasn't a poo because at this point with Sonia, I really wouldn't be surprised. Well, you know, she claims to be so spiritual, but I'm beginning to wonder how deep her spirituality really goes. I'm like, now is when you think about that Luann.

I mean, so now Sonia and Kristen go. And so Kristen, of course, is like this radiant supermodel in the, well, she's not a supermodel, but she's a radiant model in the water. And she's like doing, she's like posing and she's got these angles and she's just being like glistening and gorgeous. But like Sonya, it just keeps on taking in water and like, it's just like juxtaposed with Sonya's non-grace, like almost barfing up water and like blowing water out of her nose while they're trying to work with her. And Sonia's like, I just don't want to

feel all my aches and pains. I mean, I could just do all this back home. I could stretch, I could do yoga, I could go light a candle. I mean, no one goes to St. Barts to touch themselves. You gotta touch other people. Hey, Ramona, you gotta promise that you're gonna come back here and do this. You know what? Well, I wish I could. I wish I could do it right now, but I can't. I can't.

I can't risk my arm, okay? I can't risk my arm! Got third degree parents. And Dermot is like, oh my God, Kristen cried. But you know, I think Kristen would cry over a Disney movie, huh? I mean, show her a little wooden doll made by an old Italian man that can't stop lying and then his nose grows and then he meets a cricket and a fairy and before you know it he learns not to lie and becomes a real boy and mom!

I love you, mom! I love that, like, Dorinda is saying, looks like Kristin cried in, like, this way to be like, oh, look at that, she had a moment there, she's like, yeah, but she'd probably cry at a Disney movie, stupid bitch. So then, um, now Kelly goes and um, and then he's like, you know what I love about Kelly over there? All you can see are boobs. Hey, I'm like, that's all we can see of all of you.

Just little boobs. It was like boob jaws. Just like, it's funny that there are, they keep pointing it out in each other's groups and laughing. So Kelly is like, oh my God, in the water, something happened to me. Like, I felt like sexual.

It was like weird. I was like, oh, and then it was like, oh, wow. I was like, girls gone wild, hello. I was like, so horny. I mean, I was like, spin me, Greg, spin me around. Kelly's having the wackiest last episode, and I have to say, I love that for so horny. I was like, spin me, Greg, spin me around. Kelly's having the wackiest last episode. And I have to say, I love that for Kelly. She's having a pretty good, non-insane last episode. Yeah. She's like, I had this sexual feeling. There was a big fish that was trying

to kiss me. So maybe we'll walk back the non-insane thing a little bit. But you're just innocently insane. Innocently insane. Yeah. Adorably. You're bringing fun back into insanity again. So, so then they like do it, then they're done, and Sonia's like, well, we did that, I mean, we've done this, I've done this a thousand times, like no big deal, and Luna's like,

why are you so annoyed? You're supposed to be relaxed right now. She's like, well, you know, you're supposed to make me feel special, and she's, she wasn't even listening to me, you know, she didn't make me feel special when I was out there. Yeah, super know, you're supposed to make me feel special. And she's, she wasn't even listening to me, you know, she didn't make me feel special when I was out there. Yeah, super weird. And I think we found the only thing in life that doesn't turn Sonja on, because I feel like every other, everyone else is like, that was so sexual. And Sonja is like,

gross. So, Kelly is talking about how it felt so good and sexual. And Sonia's complaining, and they're like, why aren't you so antsy? What's wrong with you, Sonia? And they're trying to take a selfie, but she's like, I don't want to. This is so stupid. Water therapy. Blah. And so, Luann's like, she's killing my zen right now. Just leave her on her own and let's go to lunch. So, they go up to a restaurant, and Luann's like, hello, Trey Vaughan, what's up? What's up they go up to a restaurant. Loren's like, hello, Trayvon, what's up? French, American, pizza pie. Emmanuel Macron, bonjour, Carla Bruni. By the way, I have another theory

why Sonia was acting a little ornery. I think that maybe that this is the last day of vacation. She's faced the prospect of going back to her non-glamorous life these days. It's like back, like she's lived, she's lived the fantasy for a week, and now it's like, oh, time to go back to her non-glamorous life these days. It's like back, like she's lived, she's lived the fantasy for a week, and now it's like, oh, time to go back to reality. Does she have anywhere to even go back?

I don't know, yeah. And I'm not even saying that as a bitchy joke. Yeah, no, I think it's like super sad. Yeah. This girl's trip made me like, oh. I feel really bad for her. So, so they're at the restaurant, and Kristen's like, does anyone have a tampon?

And I was like, what, you have your period? Do you have your period? She goes, well, didn't anyone notice? And I was like, what, you're bleeding from your period? You got a period right now? You're bleeding? Whoa, that's crazy, okay? A lot of people ask me if I'm on my period,

but that's because I look so young, okay? Sometimes people say to me, you know what, little girl? One day you're gonna have something called a period. That's crazy. That's how young I look. During this, yeah, we don't know what periods look like anymore. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. Yeah, so cute.

You still have your period. I'm going to order lunch or déjeuner. Okay, we'll have a pizza with truffles and calamari and a salad, the lobster. Uh, uh, je voudrais aussi quelque chose pasta de la tomato. Uh, oh C all a, a, uh, news of all, uh, on, uh, French fries, but the fries France says, so if you play mercy. Uh, so now Sonia has this wrap thing around her.

She's taken all of her clothes off and her ass is hanging out. And now she's got this wrap kind of, she's just like dancing around the restaurant, like showing her ass to everybody. And she's like, Mona, fix it. And Kelly ends up trying to like fix it. By the way, Kelly's an expert at this.

She's so good. She like drapes her a beautiful dress. I know. But yeah, Sonya's just getting more and more awkward. Everyone's staring. Everybody's kind of embarrassed because all the customers are staring at her. It's like a nice place and she's really like,

it's not a cute moment for Sonya. It's not a funny thing like, oh my god, Sonia's boob commit. I almost feel like ever since the Cabaret show where Sonia's boobs famously came out, she's really leaned into that a lot more. And it's just, it's not a slut-shamey thing. There's like a sadness to it all. So then they fix her up and everything, and LeM then, uh, you know, they, they fix her up and everything.

And LeMans like, okay, everyone, okay, okay. What wasn't that the most magical thing that we just did was, was that, do we all agree for those of us who could do it, that was the best thing we've had, we've done the entire trip, perhaps the entire time, the history of us being together. Oh, I'm so sorry, Ramona, you couldn't be part of that. That's such a shame. So they're talking about how comforting it was. And Sonia's like, you know what? I mean, for me, I didn't like see my mom. What I realized though, is I had a thing in my head,

but then it was in my neck, it wasn't just in my head. And then she went the other way and I realized my hip was tight. So now I realize I just need to do more hip opening. So that's really what that brought me. This is like along the lines of when Orange County went to Miraval in Arizona and they went to some like meditative session and they were supposed to talk about what they're like thankful for or manifesting and everyone was like peace or, you know, deeper connections

with friends and Kelly Dodd was like, a Targer contract. I want to be in Target. Thank you for doing that because I cannot hit anything close to that. My voice is so down in the dumps right now. I can't dare get close to Kelly's voice. So Kristen's like, well, we're talking about emotionally. Oh, Sonja, that's your body. I mean, you're just talking about your body.

What happened to you emotionally in the water? Okay. What, you know, that's your body. You're just talking about your body. What happened to you emotionally in the water? Okay? Talk about that. She goes, well, emotionally, I thought I need to be done with these dumb bitches and go home. I mean, it's been great and all, but I could really use my cave. Okay. You know what? I have to say something, okay? You were not relaxed, okay? You came back in hyper mode, okay? She was not very relaxed. Well, I think you just have so much stress in your life and you're just very overwhelmed.

And you know, I just wish there was enough atma, what was it called? Shitsu? Shitsu atma. Atma Shabazzoo on the island to get around the tails. But whatever, I don't give a fuck. I'm horny. So then we see a flashback to three days ago,

where I guess this is where Kristen was like, so what about your townhouse, Sonya? Which we saw a little bit of earlier, and Sonya's like, I've been trying to sell it since COVID, stupid. But Luanne's like, okay, so what you're trying to say is you live in Virginia right now while the townhouse is rented, right?

I'm just living wherever I can live. Okay. And, um, it's sad. And then Dorinda's like, Oh yeah, she's just some burdening, literally burden yourself. And I was like, me too. I'm going to burden myself too. Ramona, you just pooped on the floor. That's not what we're talking about Ramona. Too literal. So when you know, all joking aside, I wish Sonia that you did have more of the experience and it wasn't just a massage. No, I loved it. I loved it, I loved it.

It was great. Have a great time. And now Sonia is basically saying like, you know, she's like, listen, Dorinda's putting salt in the wound. She's basically saying like, whoa, I need it more than anyone. Like, oh, you're such a mess.

Whoa, it's just patronizing. True, it is patronizing. But also things can be patronizing and correct. Pete Slauson Yeah. So, then, Christian changes the subject. She's like, okay, everybody. Okay, so, we've talked about deal breakers in relationships with men, but what about deal breakers in relationships with women? And Luann goes, dishonesty. And Sonia says, not being checked in, not people really being there. And Luann says, dishonesty. And somebody says, not being checked in, not people really being there. And Luann says, yeah, if you lie, you're done. And so,

Dorinda says, what about you, Kristin? And she goes, loyalty, you know. And somebody's like, oh, God, now she's talking. Pete Slauson Can you hurry it up? Come on, come on. Are you done yet? Are you done yet? I'd also like to add another deal breaker for me with female relationships, sleeping with my chef. So, um... And Kristen's like, you know, I remember when I got the show, I had this like close friend for years and she, she could not be happy for you. Let me guess. That's very sad. And so he's like, oh my God, we didn't even answer our deal breakers and she answers hers. You did answer.

Yeah. Oh my God, we didn't even answer our deal breakers and she answers hers. You did answer. You and Luann both answered yours and then Dorinda asked her, oh my God, you're triggered. They're all like, she is like possessed at this point. So Luann's like, she's actually on topic. And Dorinda's like, okay Sonia, you went on for like 35 minutes last night and we all sat there when you listened. Yeah, you want to talk so badly, so you know what? You want to talk so badly, you have the stage. Kristin, can you wrap it up because someone has been vying for the dance floor and honestly, none of us really even care what you have to say. I don't want to talk now. I don't want to talk. I don't want to.

So, Dorinda said, okay, why should you deal bigger in friendship? Well, okay, fine. You know, friends that aren't there for me, friends that judge me for dancing on tables with no underwear, I don't need that. I need a friend that loves me no matter what. I said, protect me, but also check me." And the man's like, so the deal breaker is opportunists. You don't like opportunists because no, no, no, because they're not really there when you need them. So then they move on to Kelly. Like, Kelly, what's yours? And that's not what she's saying at all. You know, she's like, she's saying, stop judging me. But I'm sorry. Listen, she's saying, stop judging. I don't like judgmental people.

I just want to be who I am. Well, guess what? I'm judgmental. That's who I am. So stop judging me, you fucking asshole. And put on your clothes, we're trying to eat. But she does also say that she doesn't like when people are calling and then when you need them,

they ghost you. And that was something she said earlier in the season too. That was one reason why she doesn't reach out to people anymore. So then Kelly, they're like, okay, what about you, Kelly? She goes, well, you know, I think like, you know, I, you know, I think my thing is our opportunist and Sonia was like, well, I already said that. She can say the same thing, Sonia.

And she's like, I can say it too. She's no, I said it. I said it. So Kelly's like, um, I don't know what happened to her in the water, but her water and my water are different. And I thought, has any sentence ever summed Kelly up better? Yeah, my water is different. My water's up here, her water's down there. So I have different water.

So now they're walking out of the restaurant and there's like a model who's there for some reason that we can't really see. And let's Oh, look at him. He's gorgeous. Like to come to a party tonight. Six sexy ladies, but only one open vagina and that's mine. Come on through. He's like, I'm from wow, come on, big boy. So, let's see. Now we are back at the house and they're prepping for card reading and Ramona is coming up the stairs with Kelly and she's like, you know what? I'm just like so connected to spiritual life right now. That's it. I'm connected to it. I mean, let's face it. The other day, let me tell you this, the day my mother died, she came to me in her death.

It's crazy, right? Ha ha ha ha. I bet she liked terms. She goes, hi, Martin. She's coming in. Ha ha ha ha. My mother, the day she died, she came to me in her death in my dream.

Oh, hi, Martin, how are you? Good, good to see you. So then Kristen is... Drunk. ...coming up, and she's drunk and out of breath from coming up the stairs. And so she gets on her back and just starts laughing. Like she's on the ground.

And so he's like, Oh, it will get you a refreshing towel. And Ramona comes out and she's like, Martin, I need my underwear, okay? Where's my stuff? Where's my wash? Where is it? And Kristen's like, Ramona, don't make him do this stuff right now

He's putting a towel on my face. No, he took my laundry and I need it back. Okay She goes yeah, but like, you know, the other gal is the one who took him by the way, and she's awesome No, it wears my laundry. I need it now. I need to pack it. Okay, seriously. I'm being serious Okay, stop that bullshit now. You're floating with all the beautiful girls and I get it, but I need to pack my bag now And he's like I'm not flirting she goes you are and they need my stuff now Martin, okay Go get it. He's like, okay, I'll go get it So he walks off and she goes please now. Okay, the what I don't want to leave my stuff It's it so he's like, okay, and she's like, please bring it. It's like, oh god Ramona

So he's like, okay. And she's like, please, bring it. And it's like, oh, God, Ramona. Okay. And this is the grossest part about Ramona is I almost prefer when Ramona is just being vile. But this is one of those moments where Ramona is being vile, but she also thinks it's cute and flirtatious. And it's so gross. Well, she tries to cover it. I don't think that she thinks it's cute, but I think when she catches herself, she then tries to be flirty. She tries to pivot to be like, no, I'm really nice. She's like one of those people who is terrible to a waiter, but if they tip really well, they're like, oh, well, I'm exonerated because I tipped really well. So Martin is- Except that she's never tipped really well.

Except she doesn't tip well. No, she's not. She's just terrible. So Martin is like, she's like, Ramona, it's Martine, is this what you're looking for? And she goes, no, it's eight pairs of underwear, okay? Eight pairs of underwear. And he's like, oh, but you didn't tell me that eight pairs of underwear

and two piece white bikini, okay? Just get it, okay? I've got to pick. Oh my God. So she's losing her mind and she's like, I'm gonna go down to the wash with you. That's where you're gonna go down. Okay, I want to see where it is. So they go down and she's like, open that washer.

Open it right now. She's like, she passed it. It's on. She passed it goes. Stop. Stop. It's not how dryers work, Ramona. So she's like, well, you can't open it, it's running. And she goes, you know what?

Well, baby, I gave you my two bathing suits. Like, did you give it to somebody else? Come on, this is bullshit. And then she starts fake crying. She goes, no, don't take my laundry if you can't be responsible. And then she like drapes herself on. I'm like, no, like, why would you do this to me, okay?

And he's like, maybe Sonya took it, don't you think? She did not take it, why would she take it? I mean, if anyone has a reason, it would be Sonya. Yeah. And then she goes, oh, you know what? I need clean underwear, baby, okay? I better not dirty my underwear, because I have no underwear left.

I'm like, what are you? And she's transitioned into this kind of flirting thing where she's like grabbing at her panties, like, what am I gonna do? I don't have clean underwear and I dirty these underwear. I'm like, only Ramona would turn shitting her pants into flirting with fucking Martin. Well, she's also wasted, by the way. And so Luanne is like, hey, Sonya, have you seen Ramona?

She dead somewhere? God, we can only dream. And then Christine goes, Oh, she's downstairs, something about laundry. And the man goes, Where is downstairs? It's like, what is, what? There's a downstairs in this place? She's so like unaware that there's a whole place,

the whole floor where like the staffers a production gear room. So they're walking through it, Martin and Ramona are walking through it and she's holding his hand and she's like, oh, hi, hi. Look, that girl Stefania is over there. Is that your name? Victoria? What is it? Lufthansa? I call her Sylvia. I call her Sylvia, but it's Stefania, right? She's like, um, my name is Joyce. Yeah. Do I came to right? Stefania. Hi, Stefania. Sylvia. Hi. Oh, look at this lady right here. She's holding a camera. She's probably a lesbian. Hi, I didn't really meet you, but I'm Ramona. Congratulations on your fight. I welcome your rights. Lady looks at the camera like, what?

Lesbians should have a right to marry lesbians, but not lesbians in the army, because there shouldn't be lesbians in the army, okay? There, I said it, okay, sorry, sorry, okay? And then there's like some other guy, she goes, and you, you, I've known for years, okay? And he just shrugs and look at the camera like, I've never met her before.

He's like, who is this idiot? So then she's like, okay, anybody sees my panties? Yeah, if you see my panties, eight pairs of them, okay, hopefully tight-sticked, like I asked. You know what? Hello, I just want to make an announcement to this room of servants. If you find my bathing suit, just bring it up. Don't come into my room because that's not for servants. Just leave it in my door. If you find my bathing suit, just bring it up. Don't come into my room because that's not for servants. Just leave it in my door. Thank you. So then it's time to get tarot cards read. So all the ladies start gathering at the table

and doing this just like walking around. Bathing suit. Where's bathing suit? Is that my bathing suit? Yeah, Ramona. Oh, it's right here. And I put the other one downstairs cause it was with my stuff. I don't know for some reason, I just loved Dorinda walking around with the bathing suit. I guess cause I was just like thinking of like other Real Housewives and I just feel like they just would never even be bothered

to like hold laundry or clothes if they were walking into an area with a camera. They would like make a PA deliver it somewhere but Dorinda gonna just picks up is like I get you in the way so It's my own theory. I don't know if it's true, but just that's what I thought in my head and I liked it. So now Remotes like you know what I have to say, you know what Martin so guess what? Look, these were in Dorinda's bedroom. You know, I didn't mean no I didn't mean to make you upset Martin

You know, I just I didn to make you upset, Martine. I didn't care if I even got them again, ever. You know, because I love you, and I'm having the best time, and we don't want to leave. Oh, she's so gross. And she's standing like he's behind her, and she's standing with her back to him and like caressing his face like she's on the cover of a romance.

I was cracking up. I love you, Martine. I didn't mean to hurt you, baby. Okay? She's so transparent. I hope this guy's giving hazard pay. This is rough. I feel like this is where the difference

in our life experiences comes through. You having been a waiter and had to deal with people like this all the time, it's definitely, this repulses you, whereas me, I just think this is the funniest thing. It's just so awful that I just crack up. No, she's she's just gross. So then, um, Luann's like, Okay, we need sage, everybody. Here we go. Welcome to Taro. As I call it, Taro. All right, everybody, I'm saging. Could you sit down and let the lady do her damn job?

No, it's the moon is in the sun and how let the sun line. That was actually the land that was very close to saying the right word. Let the sun line. So the astrologer is like, Oh, it's interesting. Looking at your personality is blah, blah, blah. So she says that Dorinda is a sexy devil. And then she said, well, Kelly and Kristen, you guys have the same Venus thing or whatever. Are you are you guys like really good friends? And Chris is like, Oh yeah, we're like, unseparable.

And Kelly's like, inseparable. So this lady basically sucks. Going to say this is the worst tarot card reader I've ever said. First of all, what kind of tarot card is like, okay, you're a devil in bed. That's not a tarot card. Where's the rest of the cards?

Get out of here. How much are they paying for you? She's terrible. What does she tell anybody? She tells somebody, you're a devil in bed. You guys could be friends. You guys could be best friends or you could be enemies. And Ramona, you're very diplomatic.

That's where she really lost it. When she said Ramona, diplomacy is one of your big qualities. I was like, okay, you're fired, astrologer. I think it's time to see you start working at the restaurant. So then, let's see. So everybody, of course, disagrees. And then that seems really quick. It's the least dramatic card reading I've ever said. Listen, you're on a TV show, look everybody up. And we need a repeat of Morocco. I mean, that's when we found out Mario was doing on Ramona way before Ramona found out.

Yeah, that's right. Good call. So now they're gonna get ready for the party. So now we have about 15 minutes of them getting dressed and blowing bubbles in the air and getting ready and like hyping it up. Sonja breaks her dress because she puts her head through the, I don't know if it was the arm hole or a strap or something like that,

but she's having a whole issue. And then Dorinda's like, Dorinda Medley knows how to throw a party. She brings the props, she brings the theme, she brings the lasagna, you better fuck it nice, I made it nice, I made this nice. So everybody gathers for this party and they're playing with bubble machines and Kelly's like, I love bubble machines.

I mean, I love bubbles and to squirt. Oh, be crazy. What if like I started squirting and bubbles came out? I would be like, ah, bubbles. You're losing the thread, Kelly. You're losing the thread, Kelly. So they're having this big disco thing and they're all on disco. And then they sit down and the chef was like, now here we have a soup of coconut milk and local langoustines. I was like, this doesn't feel like a disco meal. I don't know what a disco meal is, but something is wrong here.

So it was a random, it's like, disco disco corn soup. I also like someone was like, Oh my God, Dorinda, your necklace is so chic. And she goes, yes, it says disco. Um, it just was so silly. I mean, it was all fun and silly, but it was like, nothing was happening. So then, uh, they're sitting around the table eating their coconut soup with corn. And Lou was like, well, the pirate has tried to call me 9,000 times after I tried to call him 9,001 times. And they FaceTime Tomas. And now Tomas in 2023 has an office job and he's like fully, he looks like he's in the

movie Wall Street. It was so sad there's such a sad commentary on the Trajectory of so many of our lives wild and young and then next thing you know Pinch stripes and just trying to make it make a buck Listen I mean to me I guess I'm old enough that I was like wow He's not having to fuck ladies for money in St. Barts anymore, good for him. And you're like, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

He has to work. Hey, let's play a game, let's play a game. Let's you hot, the highs, the lows, the ha. So Dorinda's low was Kelly, not starting off on the right foot with Kelly. My, by the way, my low was them getting onto the right foot with Kelly. My by way my low was then getting onto the right foot because I really like that feud. And then Kelly says her low was also arguing with Dorinda and Dorinda's like but we're gonna forget about that because we're reconciled

we're not gonna get back on track right Kelly right?, I'll tell you one of my highs. It was when you commented, Kristen, on Sonia's Pretty Kitty, because I had never heard that term before. So that was something Pretty Kitty. Hilarious, absolutely hilarious, which is why I trademarked it. And it's now mine. Pretty Kitty. How was that your high of the entire? She must have had a terrible time secretly. Kristen's low was getting off on the wrong foot with Kelly and she goes, I do think it was a miscommunication and I just, I think we understand each other a little bit more. I'm like, no, you guys don't understand each other at all. And Kelly just looks at her like she's crazy and she's like, okay, well whatever. So then, um, so then he's like, oh my God, my high is me and Ramona.

Just taking care of each other the way we do. I need the kinetic of it all. Right, Ramona? You know what? I love you so much and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you unless you stole my bathing suit and my underwear. Being with you like this, it's like old times, okay? Like reminding me how special we are together

and like we're just so good. And like being on this trip to sing parts made me realize that Sonia and I have this like really unusual bond, okay? You know, we really get each other. We really laugh. We could both yell at servants all day long together, okay? And I could be with her all day in the same room and not go anywhere else. We may not see each other for the next year, but when we see each other, it's gonna be like yesterday, okay? And guess what? When we see each other in a year, Sonia will look a year older and I'll look a year younger. Okay? I'm ageless.

It's like, okay, you know what? You don't even have to call me now, okay? I get you. I get you, Sonia. Look at me. I'm crying. I'm crying. And Sonia's like, oh, wait, okay. Well, I get that you need me to need you. I get it. Yeah. Sonia says, my philosophy is when you see a text, don't answer it. Cause then you get a slew of texts back. I'm like, wow, she, this is someone who has been traumatized by collectors. That's what that sounds like to me. Right. So then, um, the guests are almost there. And so they're like, Oh my God, we gotta go get ready. And the man's like, can I finish my tune up? like, Oh my God, we got to go get ready. And the wands like, can I finish my tuna?

Wow. Never heard the, never heard the syllable tune with the wands. So then, so then people start showing up. Exactly what all of the reviews of your show suggest that you need. Tuna. So people are showing up and there's people coming in and there's like Uh, so people are showing up and there's people coming in and there's like, Carol, the woman, he's her own Liti and there's like a gay guy and there's a Holy human trafficking. I mean, this is just like, this is, this is a lot of human trafficking happening here. And yeah, Carol's like, hello, welcome home. Oh, so everyone's like parting. They're all like 20, which is hilarious. It's just like, Carol just emptied her club and brought them all over here for 20 bucks

each, you know? Yeah, there's like lots of disco music playing, there's bubbles. And then Sonia and Ramona are changing upstairs and Sonia's like, no, we're getting laid tomorrow. That's the difference. We both know we got a hot date tomorrow night. That's the difference. They don't know.

They still have to wait a month. Ugh. And it's like, do not believe you. And she's like, yeah, I'm dating so many guys. I've got a 76-year-old guy. I've got a sports guy who won't go on the red carpet, so I had to give him up. You know my life. Just so many red carpets. Here, there, everywhere. You know how it is. I mean, then there's a new guy who looks like a Viking with a little short beard. I mean, they're just practically lining up. Hopefully one of them has a couch. Oh

And so then she's like, well, you know She's like, you know what you know, like yeah, she's talking about this and everyone's you know What you know what those girls can do they can just use their hand instead because they're not getting laid and says like well Why do you use your hand? Well, everyone uses a vibrator. like, you know what? Because I don't like vibrators, OK? Sorry, sorry. This one time, when this little girl, OK? You know what? Now I can tell the story because there's

no possible way that this story could end well. So I'll just say. I was going to say, hey, please don't. So I'm just going to say, Geraldine Parsons Smith, it's her fault. So it's like, yeah, you know what? I don't like vibrators because like vibrators are party favors. Like who needs them?

Like they're basically party favors now. And somebody's like, oh my God, I fuck party favors all the time. I lost a Donkey Kong on a Vespa out there a couple of months ago. I forgot about that until now. Thanks for the remide. So Dorinda downstairs is like, you know what? Let me tell you one good thing about the disco night. It's going to burn baby burn. We see all these like wacky people dancing. There's a gay really going for it in a velvet

bodysuit. He puts on the shoes at one point, right? Are those the shoes he puts on? I think so. Like go-go boots or whatever. Yeah, and there's a lot of dancing, lots more dancing, even more dancing. They're talking, you know, Kristen's saying how she loves all the ladies, but she thinks it's weird that she had more in common with them 10 years ago.

Like, that's kind of what 10 years does to people, I hate to tell you. And also, you did not have anything in common with them 10 years ago, which was kind of the problem. You didn't you didn't them either, but it's interesting how memory works, you know. Luann's flirting everywhere. People are jumping in the water. Yeah, Luann's going around from guy to guy and then she's like, oh, hello everybody. This is Manu. And he's like, hello.

Oh, thank you. You know what? So what do you, let's, are you a brunch Manu? Because you know what? I sometimes like to have breakfast food at dinner, right? No, menu, not menu. Oh, well then why are you talking to him? It's like, well, do you come in English? Manu Ramona. So nice not to have to scan a QR code just to figure out what we want to eat. You know what? People only pretended that COVID was really a thing so that they could have an excuse to stop making quirkos.

They just want to get rid of Manus. Okay? You know what? I'm glad in seeing parts, the Manus are back. Okay? So everyone's like, Oh my God, this was so fun. And Manu asked her when she's coming back. And she's like, oh, coming up February, maybe in February. So, Durinda is squatting in the pool and her makeup is all over her face. And she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm dying. And she's like, kind of twerking in the,

I'm not really sure what. They're pulling out her chicken cutlets. Kelly is having a, Kelly's happy just because she like survived a trip where she only looked wild for one part of it. And by one part, I mean the first four days, four out of six episodes. She goes, fight with me, scream with me, put me in the water where I'm having orgasms. I don't care. I'm loving life.

Oops, just squirted. So then, yeah, then Dorinda and Sonia and Ramona are in the interview room, and they're just like loving their party, and they're just having the best time, and it's nice. And then the moon goes down, the night. And it's the end.

So now they're in their vans, and everyone's like, well, that was fun, everybody, wasn't it? And the one's like, well, she's wearing like her bedazzled train conductor hat or whatever. And it's like, well, I had a party in my room last night. And you're like, really? With who? She's like, well, that was fun. It was fun. And so they're all thinking, so the surf instructor, was it the guy with the white

suit with the shaggy hair? Or was it the gigolo? The man's like, I don't kiss and tell. I just kiss and elude. Okay? So I had fun with someone like, I don't kiss and tell. I just kiss and elude. Okay. So I had fun with someone, but I won't tell you who. So then we see a rewind at 3 0 5 a.m. and there is Luanne with Manu walking. Manu comes to like bring something to Luanne and her bungalow. And her hat actually. Bones her! She like puts her clothes over the little moving camera

thing and then the camera just keeps moving so it can drop the shirt, which is very smart. They really had to, they really learned how to get past that. And so the shirt drops and we see that Manu comes out of the room naked. And Luan's like, well, I had no idea I was going to hook up with Manu at the end of the night, but that's what I call a happy ending. Ha ha. Yeah. So she finally got her man at the end of it all. And that was it. That was Real

Housewives of New York City, Real Housewives Ultimate Guns Tree. Funny stuff. Funny stuff, even if it's sort of lost gas towards the end there. And, um, yeah, you know, I guess we'll see what hap, what they have in store for us. Who knows if the next one's going to even air. I feel like it's not going to air. I think they're just going to move on to a new, a new edition. Thanks, Brandi. I don't know, but Brandi Glanvils is saying she's having all these medical issues and you know, all caused by the stress of being dragged through the mud. And she demands that this episode airs. This season airs because she has been accused of sexually assaulting Caroline Manzo.

She's having stress from being dragged through the mud by her keeping on going onto Twitter and talking about it. So, I mean, I hope, I'll say the only reason why I really want to see it is just to see what Alex McCord is like all these years later. That's the only reason why I care. I don't care about Brandi or Caroline. I just want to see how Alex McCord interacts. Right. All right. Well, maybe we'll get to see it. I have a feeling we will. I think they'll double it. Maybe. Who knows? Time will tell. All right, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Um, we will scary, it's the green fairy.

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