Watch What Crappens - #2570 RHOSLC S05E02 Part One: Rope-a-Dopes

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one, the only, the hilarious and charming, the wonderful, the irrepressible Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. Oh, hello. Great. Thanks. Ronnie is broadcasting from Texas today. Today is a Texas day. And just wanted to put that out there so everyone knows exactly where we are. I want to make sure we're all on the same page. Things are going great. Everything's great here. I watched my family eat the biggest fucking dead cow I've ever seen in my life

last time. It's Texans and their meat. Oh my God, it was huge. What a dream. When I tell you the murder was huge, it was a giant murder. I would have loved that. Um, so, uh, some fun things. First and foremost, we just recorded an interview with the one, the only Countess Luanne de La Sceps. So we're going to have that up at some point. Um, so everyone looked forward to that. It was really fun. Uh, I of course,

fanboyed. I was unapologetic about my fanboying. And second of all, we're here today to record Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Super Size recap. Was there other stuff that we have to promote Ronnie? I forget. Nah, fuck it. So here we are with the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. You know, I have to give this show credit.

The newbies on this show really come in and just start working right away. They don't get around. Now I'm not talking to you, Mailey, okay? You're not doing a whole lot, but you are a friend of, so Mailey's just sitting there for right now. But the other two just came right in, and you know, it's proof that it gets you somewhere. Because as Ben just told me before we started this, Angie, I am Greek, said in an interview that she cried when she saw that she was getting the center snowflake. And Angie was one of the ones who came in

and immediately was like, what did you say about my husband? Or whatever, like starting fights right away. Yeah. You know what? She showed up in season three and was like, I will be center snowflake someday. And she did it. She got all the way to the top.

I dreamed of you. I dreamed about those of you wondering what the hell that is from a musical called gypsy. Ben watched it for the first time this weekend. So I would like to thank Ben's partner, Tom, for making that happen. I've been begging for that to happen for years. Next up, hopefully, is Steel Magnolias.

But for now, we have... Yeah. Yeah, wait. I didn't realize you were begging me to... I apologize. I didn't realize that you were wanting me to watch Gypsy so badly. I knew that you loved it, but if I had known Ronnie,

I would have fast-tracked it. Wasn't that sweet? Like citizenship. Okay, so here we are. We start with Bronwyn and Lisa driving in Lisa's G-Wagon. Yeah, there's pink lights. I guess like, you know, the modern cars these days, even my Kia has like a little color scheme on the inside that you can change. So I guess that right now it's pink on the inside and Bronwyn's loving it. And so Lisa's like, yeah, it's pink. Yeah. Hey, what did you think about last night?

And Bronwyn's like, um, so I was like unprepared. And Lisa's like, I didn't know what was happening with you on Brotnahr. And Brittany is the new friend of by the way, just so people don't forget. She's like, yeah, she came in a little hot with me and more so with Mare. Listen, with me and Mare, you can not just call things costumes. I mean, who does that? Don't do that with me and my girl, Mare. Yeah, yeah, we don't like that, okay? Like that was like a lot for me

for 30 seconds into meeting someone, but like actually I'm like still starving from last night. Like I like literally couldn't eat. And she's like, oh my God, that was a lot. So then we see the fight from this most recent episode where everybody went at Whitney and it was so fun. I just loved it. And Kyle, I hope you're next.

Caleb Beverly, I just feel like some people have had it coming for years and never get it. And she got it finally. Now she didn't care really, it didn't really affect her. And I guess that's good, cause we couldn't feel good about it if she left there crying like, I really hurt my feelings.

But she didn't, so it was fun. It was like fun sport. So anyway, we see a flashback of that and everybody going on, you know, about Whitney. And then Bron was like, I feel like you were right about most of what you were saying though, am I right? I mean, I think that like, I was just more worried about the fact

that I love Whitney and like, I just, I don't think that she was getting that she wasn't helping Whitney as much as that she was upsetting you and Heather And I really don't want her upsetting you and Heather Wait, hold on my phone's ringing. Can you hold on for one second? Can you be quiet for one second? It's Angie K calling and we're gonna set her up because she's gonna say something like really mean about you and she won't know that You're there and it's gonna be hilarious. Okay, hold on

Okay. Hey, Ange. Hey, Ange. How's it going? Buck lava, buck lava, buck lava, buck lava, buck lava, buck lava, buck lava, buck lava. I'm sorry. I was still doing my ringtone that I have every time I call you. Yeah, that's great. Um, so what's up? Hello? That was it. I just wanted to talk about baklava. Okay. And Angie's like, she's just like, you want to get lunch? Right. Yeah. She's like, you want to get lunch? And he's like, oh, okay. Yeah. I'm running some errands in this empty car. So if you want to say

something, now's the time to say something and I'll text you as soon as I'm done. Is that cool? And then you should say something incriminating right now and say it right now. And she's like, Nope, just wanted to say I love honey poured over very thin bread. Bylo that away somewhere. So then you know that Lisa- Here's how you know that Lisa does suck as a friend, okay? Now Lisa's a great housewife, but here's how you know that she sucks as a friend. Someone calls you to say, hey, we got in a fight. I'd rather we didn't fight. Can we go hang out? Let's have a talk.

And she goes, you know what? I'm running errands, but I'll text you. The fuck does that mean? Yes or no? Tell me 1 p.m. Don't just put me on hold all day. Now she's making this poor girl wait all day to have the pleasure of meeting up. I don't like that.

Yeah. So then, uh, Angie hangs up and Bronwyn is like, um, were you expecting that? He's like, no, ha ha ha ha. I think she thought that brought that the Andrews can call and go off on her. Maybe like hit Bronwyn with the Bronwyn with a stray. She was clearly setting Angie up to like embarrass herself. And she was like, So do you want to meet at Golden Corral? What she's gonna call and make excuses. I can't wait to get together and apologize to you.

All right, guess we'll do that then. So we go over to Whitney's new Row Farmhouse thing and they're moving in. And I don't know why I'm so offended about the Row Farmhouses. They just look like such weird tract homes. They just like drop off little Joanna, bits of Joanna Gaines' spirit. You know what I mean?

So she's there. And Bobby's, one kid is knocking a soccer ball into the wall, which know what I mean? So she's there and Bobby's one kid is knocking a soccer ball into the wall, which guess what that just turned to a spanking. Welcome back to the seventies where we still spank children. And Bobby is just wandering around wasted. Say, wait, where are these books? This is old people books.

Bobby, did you get into the Pepsi again? Yeah, she said it's a free country. All right, Bobby, I'm gonna into the Pepsi again? Yes, it's that, it's this free country. All right, Bobby, I'm gonna give you this book. It's called Get Your Shit Together. It's about you and soda consumption. Okay, think about it. You're gonna have to go through the 12 steps. Fuck it, I ain't going through 12 nothing.

I got a golf cart. I'll drive through them. You're just killing me with the 12 steps. I'll drive around them. Bobby just drives through the wall like the Kool-Aid man. Angie's house. So she's with Sean and she's like, well, I felt bad for Whitney last night. They were all ganging up on her. Poor Whitney and Lisa was not supporting her.

And then she bunched forward at me at the table and she got really aggressive with me, Sean. Well, it's an intimidation tactic and you can't allow her to just do that. Was Meredith there? Was iconic Meredith Marks there? Was Meredith Mother Marks there? I need to tell her how I feel.

I need to continue to be more honest with her and see where it goes. And he goes, that, that sounds great. Hey, hon, could you send a care package to this side of the California King mattress? It's been so long since I've eaten. Mary's house with Robert Jr. And she's like, last night, one of the girls said I was poor. So it was poor. Okay. Robert Jr. is like, she doesn't even know you. Yeah. Don't ever call me poor because like that's being grateful to God. He's like, yeah. Okay. Well forget it. That's, that's a whole other. Yeah. It's crazy. Mom's literally just like, you just see his, you just see his eyes turn off.

You know what I mean? It's like the power is out. It's like you've only paid a quarter for this much power, you know, and it's just fading to an end. And he there's like donuts. So he takes two and she's like horrified that he's taken two donuts. Like her eyes do the Mary Cosby bulge. And, uh, she basically tells us that Robert is at home and not in college. Um, and basically he's just doing nothing, but, and she's like,

yeah, he's very sheltered and I feel like that's my fault. And so that's why I don't mind him staying at home. Yeah. And she says, I created this mess. Not now. Yeah, she loves it. She's codependent with her son. You know, she does how she likes it. So I mean, it's also funny to each their own. Yes. And it's also funny to start and dropped that. Um, again, I'm like on the crazy like caffeine high right now. How we communicate.

I know, but I just, I'm like, I'm like a lunatic right now, but, um, uh, this scene was funny cause it was all like 15 seconds long and they put up the thing that said Mary, like it was going to be a whole big scene. And it goes for 15 seconds. Her son get grabbed two donuts. She bulges her eyes and then it just goes to like Lisa and it goes, Lisa and we just never go back to Mary scene. It's just like, oh, this is all we've got for Mary. Like she's a full housewife. So we have to give her a title card, but this is really all we have this episode. So here it is.

So then we're back with Lisa and Bronwyn and they're talking about Gwen, her daughter Bronwyn's daughter. And she's like, yeah, Gwen wants to open a coffee shop. Can you believe it? I mean, what a wacky wild girl. It's incredible. And Lisa's like, yeah, Gwyn wants to open a coffee shop. Can you believe it? I mean, what a wacky wild girl. It's incredible. And Lisa's like, oh my God, I love Gwyn. I love that idea, a shop for serving heathens. And Bromans like, yeah, it's gonna be like so cute.

Like, yeah, it's gonna be like so stylish. It's gonna be like the Lisa Barlow of coffee shops. That's true, huh? It's like these ex-Mormons, I love that they're all still so innocent. That it's like, we're leaving Mormonism. Hey, Mormonism, suck my dick. I'm going to open a coffee shop. It's like, wow, it's like a Christian opening a whorehouse, you know? But to them, it's like, coffee. We're giving the world caffeine. Suck it, Joseph

Smith! Did, wait, is Bronwyn an ex-Mormon? I forget. I know that she like flunked out of BYU, but is she like, is she no longer Mormon? I think she says it in here somewhere, doesn't she? I don't remember. I just don't remember.

I don't know. She doesn't have enough punchlines to make me pay that close attention, to be honest. Like I know that a bunch of people like, oh my God, Bronwyn's amazing, look at her clothes. And I get that a bunch of people like, oh my God, Bram, it's amazing. Look at her clothes. And I get that that's kind of a part of housewives. It worries me because those housewives are never ever, ever my favorite.

I mean, it's like the Erica James of the, it's like, look how much money, I have like, you know, some old dude for it, which I just don't love. I have a feeling I'm gonna like her in the future, but right now I'm undecided. I'll just say I'm undecided. My point is I'm not really paying attention. I don't know if she was ex Mormon, if she's current Mormon.

I do know that her daughter is basically Pablo Escobar of Utah opening a coffee shop. Take that for what you're doing. I know Jen Affleck won't be visiting. Um, I have to say, um, I normally I'm, I'm normally the sort of person where I'm like your personality can't just be your fashions Like if that's all you have to offer that's not enough for me But that being said I actually really like Ron when a lot because I actually do think she has more than just her fashions I thought she was like funny and she got spicy like she had her first chance to be spicy and she was spicy and she

Was good about her spiciness. I Stuff well, yeah her first argument. Yeah. I liked her. I'm, I'm so far. I'm like, and I like the way she giggles at things. So, um, I'm not a hater. I'm just a waiter. No, I know what I mean. I'm not hating. I'm just waiting. I'm waiting patiently on the road. Hoping that someone picks me up and shows me a good time. Mm hmm. It's a test period. You're going to see how it goes. Yeah, I don't want to fall into that trap. I'm like, oh my god, mother, I'm gone.

You know, because she wore a couple of expensive things. And then I look like an idiot in three weeks when she turns out to be a monster. You know, I'm just waiting. So it's like fishing. It's like our version of fishing. You know, you just sit there and you wait. You see some fish jump, but you could get a bigger fish. You know, you're just waiting.

Who's the bigger fish, Brittany or Bronwyn? Not you, Mailey, sit down. Huh? For Mailey. Mailey has promise. She's just not delivering anything yet. It's a lot. It's a lot because there's, you have Bronwyn who's new. You also have Brittany who's kind of like Phil Mona, you know? And so that's like a lot of personalities to sort of just like compete with. Yeah, so they're talking about this girl Gwen

and her drug addiction slash coffee shop. And then Lisa talks about how much she, like Gwen's so cool, she doesn't even know who she likes more, Bronwyn or Gwen. So now we're talking about Heather and she's like, have you ever seen Heather's home? And Bronwyn's like, no, I've never been to Heather's. Oh my god, this house is beautiful. Wow. What a house. Wow, Heather. Wow. I never knew someone could repurpose a public library into a house, but this brick building,

you have done it. So Heather comes out, they honk for her. And she's like, I have not been honked at in such a long time. It's been like since I was a teenager. It's horrifying. So I'm like, you actually probably have been honked at by Monica driving by honking like, hey, honk, honk. It made me think of all the times that I've honked at people as an adult. I'm like, am I just immature? I mean, how else do you tell people? I guess you text them and tell them I'm here, but I don't believe, I don't rely on people to check their texts, you know? I honk.

I will honk. That's what I'm saying. I'm just honking. You're a pull into the driveway and do a little honk, like a little double honk or something? I'll try a text, but if the text doesn't work within like 30 seconds, I start honking, yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. One'll try a text, but if the text doesn't work within like 30 seconds, I start honking. Yeah.

One, two, one, two, three, one, two. Yeah. Why? Okay. Car manufacturers have done so many things with cars. They have created it so that way, like you can have a display in your car to see what is around your car. Like it has like AI generated, you know, cameras. It has rear cameras. It has this sensor, that sensor. They have put in so much technology into cars.

Why can they not put in different cadences of horns? Why can't there be a friendly horn? And why can't there be a move horn? And why can't there be a move horn? Like get the fuck out of my way horn. Why do we just have one horn? Because one of the reasons why I don't like to honk like a hello is I'm always afraid that people think I'm honking hostily.

And I'm like, I would like a friendly horn to, so that way there's- Well, you're supposed to do that with your, um, your cadence and your pressure. Like the little beat. Right. Like a beep beep. Right. Yours just, yours always sounds nice. Even when you're mad, yours is like, you're like, I'm going to kill this woman in front of me. I cannot believe this bit. Oh yeah. You know, it could sound like that. You just don't, it's the puppeteer,

not the puppet, you know? Well, no, so here's my issue. If you're driving on the street and you see a friend on the sidewalk, you happen to see a friend on the sidewalk, so you honk to get their attention. That's all you can do is honk. You shouldn't have a button that's like, hey girl.

Exactly, you really should. Because if I'm driving and I see someone, I'm like, I go, bum, bum. The person in front of me is gonna be like, what the fuck? I'm driving normally. And I'm like, no, no, no. I see my friend Joanne over there.

Yeah, it's like my little Mr. T key chain. I got one year from my birthday that has little buttons that you press and they all have different Mr. T lines. Like one is like, what you talking about fool? And I'm like, what you talking about fool? And we're like, oh my God. And we're like, forget it. Forget it.

Forget it. But we could have those in the cars, you know. But for gay things, it's like, hey girl. Like walking, what is this 1800s? Walking, what is this 1800s? You know. And also I would like, I also would like. Move bitch.

You just got the one. I also would like a friendly, I would like, I also would like a friend like, Hey, just so you know, the light turned green. Like, I don't want to be hostile every time I remind someone that the light turned green. Or like, well, I wouldn't I would have let you in if you would have been driving faster. Okay, don't slow down the flow of traffic. It's just really long lines. I need more from you. Your mother wants you to call her. Please call her. It's time for a commercial.

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That is so crazy! She went on a podcast and called me a villain! I would never! You know, you're lying about me and I'm defending myself! That's the bottom line! So she's so disgusted that Whitney would say something on a podcast and she's even more disappointed that Angie would go behind her back and repeat what she said about Whitney to Whitney.

I mean, you said it on camera, but I get the sense of it. Angie is like very close with Whitney. And I'm like, that's great. But like it changes our dynamic because like I don't want anything I say to her, just venting or sharing a feeling to be weaponized against Ma!" Yeah, so Braun was like, um, are you going to talk to Angie? And she's like, yeah, I'm going to talk to Angie. She asked if we can meet up. And I said,

maybe at some point after our runs. Well, I love Angie. And I think that she wants to support Whitney, but it's also clear that Whitney's really messy, which she's admitted But I also woke up at the middle of the night feeling like Did we totally gang up on Whitney because I was afraid that we didn't so I want to really make sure that we did Okay And this is like no No, we didn't no no no and Brahman's like no no it didn't seem like a gang up to me because it felt like

The way I kept ratcheting up It was like Whitney like the whole time like do gang up to me because it felt like the way I kept rationing up, it was like Whitney, like the whole time. Like, do you want to see a healed Whitney? Do you want to see a Whitney? And everyone's and then Heather starts to like cringe in the back seat. Like she doesn't like what Bronwyn is saying. And Bronwyn's like going off because she's like, oh my God, I'm in with like the cool girls now.

She's like, I'm like, like, I'm like, Whitney, like, do we practice this in the mirror at home? Like little tears were like eking out. I was like laughing so hard. I was like, it's just so in the mirror at home? Like, little tears were, like, eking out. I was, like, laughing so hard. I was like, it's just so trite. I, like, literally can't. Do you want to see a healed Whitney? She was laughing about it.

And this is kind of a Heather thing, where she does not like the new girls coming in and getting too heated too fast, you know? And it's also kind of a seasoned housewife thing where they, like, hate the new ones, you know, for no reason. And so it's a little, I think a little mix of that. But Heather's basically like, yeah, fuck that girl, you know? So first, before she does that, we go back to a cooking class with Meredith and Seth. Okay, so they go, pull up to a culinary school. And she's like,

Well, I've seen this guy's got a new position back in Ohio. Yeah, and this time in Columbus. So his company requires more from him, but he's here now. So I'm going to teach him how to cook. Shakshuka. We're going to learn how to cook a very difficult dish. Which is, by the way, the most Meredith marks sort of dish. Shakshuka sounds like her trying to actually say Shakira.

Does anyone have, anyone have a, can someone put on some Shaka? Like what mom? Shakira? Yeah. So they make Shakshuka and they find out that it's not just an Israeli dish because they thought that was an Israeli dish. Meredith is like, really? Because I thought on Real Housewives of New York City. So what are you saying?

I forgot. And yeah, that was our big thing. You guys, we have to try my shakshuka. You guys, seriously, did you like my shakshuka? You guys, I made shakshuka. What do you mean I didn't feed you? I gave you shakshuka. I was gonna make shakshuka. Um, yeah. So I don't know for me, like maybe I'm just being like a total snob here, but it's just funny to like, like I'm going to teach Santa how to cook.

And it's like a very basic breakfast dish of like, peppers and eggs. And so, well, you learned a lot. Well, I've been thinking a lot, you know, about my heritage and just how I feel about, you know, hatred and anti-Semitism in the world right now. And I've always been very proud to be Jewish. So I want to get money on and

he's like what you say what but you want to get a you want to get a what oh by Mitzvah yes by Mitzvah and he's like I am really in lust for words but the fact that you're gonna get to go into the middle of a dance floor and do the dollar dance, I just... This is beautiful. This is beautiful. He's like, you gotta learn Hebrew and do the whole Torah portion and do the whole nine yards. Yeah, of course. If my toddler could get bar mitzvahed at the age of two and a half years old, I think I can do it too. Honey, you're just changing the itch words to bathtub. Oh yeah, that's my religion. I was doing it first. I was doing baths before the Jews.

All right. If I need to get bar mitzvahed to show them that, I'm so bad. The big twist here, Seth, is that this is not just a cooking class. This is actually If I was to get bought mitzvah to show them that I'm so bad the The big twist here Seth is that this is not just a cooking class. This is actually a tasting for the reception I'll be serving So she's like I'm Julie ism I'm our batman's for make some person's coming age and it's typically done at 12 or 13. Now I know I'm not 12 or 13, but my filters are. Seth is like, I am so proud of you.

Thank you. You know, my family never put a huge emphasis on religion. Our roots in Judaism were always a heritage and traditionally women were not Batma. And it was not something my sister and I did, but we did, however, get lemon mitzvahed, which is where we learn how to hold a lemon together as a family and then make a white bean salad afterwards. So he's like, yeah, you know, when you're Jewish and you don't get bat mitzvahed, I mean, everything after that, it's just like emptiness. You know, so this is really, this is really, where that makes me laugh is just like, wow, Meredith has been such an empty vessel until today over this shakshuka. And it's all changing.

That's all changing. I never knew what it felt like to have a big party when I was 13 and give out singles as party famers So I'd like to fill that void I remember having the opportunity to audition DJs and I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do the shit out of that So what I'm saying is starting tonight, we're gonna go hard I'm gonna go deep in Star Wars so that way that way my Bat Mitzvah is ready to go. I can't wait to pick out my wedding dress. Honey, that's a quinceañera. Whatever.

Let's just get it done. It's for storyline. Let's just do this, all right? I really hope that Meredith has a Star Wars named Bat Mitzvah. That would be the best. Or... Everyone, this is Darth Vader. It's like, um,

how dare you say that to Angie? I am not Darth Vader. I am a guest. You want to see the real healing? So then let's see. So he's crying. And he's like, I can't wait to talk dirty in Hebrew, honey. And she's like, I was like, I was not expecting Meredith marks getting him having a bot mitzvah to be her arc for the season. And I am so excited for it. getting him having a bot mitzvah to be her arc for the season. And I am so excited for it.

You know, it's, you know, it's real and totally touching and meaningful when you do it on your second episode of the season for a story. That's when it really counts. So, uh, Angie pulls up to have cocktails and she's, you know, of course, dressed crazily and she's there to meet Lisa. Now, you know, Angie is more comfortable because I've never seen her wear sunglasses this small. Like I was worried for her. I was like, Oh my God, is her face bigger?

Like what in the world? I finally feel comfortable showing more of my forehead. So, um, Lisa, they sit down and Lisa's like, you know what, for the past couple of years, So, um, Lisa, they sit down and Lisa's like, Things that I share with her and confidence. I repeat them to what now it's not only upsetting. It's beyond harmful I'm like Lisa you've told literally every single person that you thought that Whitney was the bill like that you were upset that Whitney Said quote-unquote mean things about you on Nick Viles podcast This is like you did not entrust her with some deep dark family secret here Yeah, but Angie is turncoding it Angie is being like I think Angie is kind of turn code. I can see why she's pissed for sure.

Yeah, but I think it's funny. And also I have to say while we're talking, waxing poetic, Whitney's best season so far. This is definitely Whitney's hero season. I know people online are finally mad at Whitney. I'm finally loving Whitney. I think this is so fucking hilarious. I love Whitney coming in with like her newfound confidence.

I think it's so funny the way she smiles after she gives like her plainly rehearsed lines, you know? I think it's just so funny. And I'm so glad to not hear about trauma for one season. You know what I mean? And I get it happens. You're gonna hear about it. I was gonna say what are you talking about?

She just, she literally uses it this episode. Well, she says trauma, but she doesn't go into it. You know what I mean? Oh, yes. She doesn't like, it's not one, it's trauma, but she doesn't go into it. You know what I mean? Oh, yes. She doesn't like, it's not a season that's actually built around all that. And I'm not like, hey, get the trauma out of my face, even though I kinda am like that.

Like I get traumas a part of life and all that. I just, you know, I'm tired of it. So it's expired. It's expired in my fridge, and so I'm glad she's moving on. I think it's a bigger, stronger Whitney. Ding. There. There's my hot take for Whitney for the season. I'm rooting for's moving on. I think it's a bigger, stronger Whitney. Ding. There, there's my hot take for Whitney for the season. I'm rooting for you Whitney. Those are words you've never heard before,

but I'm rooting for you girl. Angie's like, thank you for meeting with me. I didn't sleep well last night. I don't know how you slept. I was tossing and turning and turning and turning and turning and turning. It's a really big mattress. It takes a lot of turns to get off of it. I counted Olympia Dukakis's all the way up until 1037 and then it was six in the morning. But Lisa, you know, I just, I left there and I don't think it really hit me till I got home. Now you guys were like, you'm just gonna, you guys, you guys.

What does that mean, you guys? It felt like a gang up, you three. You, Heather, and Meredith. I didn't feel like it was a gang up. I mean, you took the conversation, me, Heather, and you had, and you brought it back, no but, nah. So, you and I have conversations that are meant for you and me,

and they're not meant for anybody else, aren't you? Yes, of course, of course. And you say things to me that I don't meant for anybody else, André. Yes, of course, of course. And you say things to me that I don't share with anybody else, and like, that's what I need to make sure you and I still have, all right? I mean, are we fudgy or not? What? Fudgy.

I told Whitney. Is that how you pronounce that, like, that? I don't know, I always call it... I call it faggy. I don't know what you call it. I think all faggy. I don't know what I call it. I think all gay people call it faggy. Sometimes I call it phage. I don't know.

I think you're allowed to call it faggy if you are also gay yogurt. So. It's an end joke. Angie's like, I told Whitney that Lisa said, not because, what Lisa said, not because I thought Whitney was in the right for calling her a villain, but because I thought she probably owed her an apology so they could move forward.

And Angie's like, listen, at times I do feel like I'm trying to do everything to prove that I am a good friend to you and Greek. Yeah, but then, you know what? Then these extravanias things happen. It's like extravaniest, like I can't even. Lisa, you have made it harder at times to be honest. And she's like, yeah, you know, also other people in the group do have a fear that like Heather taking up for you, you know, Heather, she's like, everyone I think is afraid of you because like how Heather had to take off for you because she was like I need to save Lisa. I'm sure no no no no no one needs to save me. No one needs to save me

And she's like so because she's frustrated you think it's taking up for me She's was taking up for herself Heather was taking up for herself. I can handle myself She was frustrated Meredith was frustrated because the same thing keeps happening and I feel like I'm getting labeled and this is where I close off Actually, she was so frustrated which really cracked me Saying that girl is frustrated and that girl too is frustrated. Everybody is frustrated and I'm Thinking about the fire. I'm sick of all this trading And Lisa like when she gets mad, she like develops a Chicago accent. So she's like, like, I feel like I'm being labeled and everything.

And because I don't know if Angie's only deaf when it comes to me, but like if she could stop trying to convince me to think exactly like her and like I would and would listen to me with the intent of like understand me, we would get a lot further. Oh, and Lisa's like, OK, so just because I'm strong means I don't deserve to be hurt? And it's like, no, you do deserve to be hurt, but you may not realize you are taking over someone, or maybe you are talking louder than someone. What do you mean? That's just who I am.

That's just who I am. That's what I'm supposed to do. Look, I just talked over myself by saying, that's who I am. This is how I talk, okay? I move my hands when I talk, okay? This is how I am when I'm passionate. I am me, I'm not changing. I'm like mid, like late, fridays.

I'm like Lisa Barlow. This is it, this is what you got. This is my best song. So Angie's trying to explain to her that she's a little bit too much, you know, and she's, Lisa's like, I'm Lisa Barlow. And she's like, yeah, I've seen this movie before starring Lisa Barlow, you're expected to just agree. And I'm not going to do that this time because I am in a movie where

I am married to a white person and my family is making a goat on the lawn and we have a wacky wedding that everybody loves. Ignore two, three, and four, please. Were there four Greek weddings or three? Three. It's probably on like seven. There was a TV show too. It's like everything, but it's, it's a whole franchise. It is really as big as Star Wars at this point. So Lisa goes, I know who the fuck I am. And I don't need everybody saying, Oh, you have good sides. And like, if people get to know you, they'll like you. And Angie goes, yeah, but why is everybody saying that to you though? Because maybe they have a perception because it keeps getting perpetuated. It's so fucking annoying.

I love Lisa thinks it is just like a meme. It's just like someone said it, now everybody says it, now she can't escape it even though it's not true. It's like, she has bad memory. So Angie's like, but what if that is people's experience though, well it's an easy out. If anybody wants to think I'm a fucking villain and a bitch and I'm self-centered, I don't really care anymore.

I'll tie him to a fucking train track and wait for a train to run him over while I rob a bank. But that is villainous. How dare you, Angie! I don't care so much that I'm probably gonna get up and storm out of this restaurant. That's how much I don't care. So Angie's like,

I don't think everyone thinks that Lisa, I'm over it. Ha, I'm gonna go. I love you and I hope we can continue this conversation never, bye. So then we go to Bronwyn's home and she's putting a sweater on her dog. Here's another reason I don't trust Bronwyn yet.

Puppy, that's not a dog that she's had that's like cute. That's like a brand new dog. That's like a, that's not a dog that she's had. That's like cute. That's like a brand new dog. That's like a little puppy. Am I wrong? I'm calling prop dog is what I'm saying. I'm saying she, Oh, I see what you're saying. Just to have something cute to be on the show. Like, I'll have a cute dog too with sweaters. Right. Right. Um, yeah, that's, that's a, that could be for sure.

It was a little dog, huh? Yeah. Well, yeah, it was a puppy. It looked like, I mean, that dog looked new. It didn't have that look in its eyes. You know, anybody with a dog knows like after two years, your dog finally looks at you when you come home and he runs around for a bit. And then he just like lays there and looks at you with this look that says, this is it. Isn't it? This is all there really is in my life. And you say, yeah. And there's like this moment, a dog just kind of gives up. Okay.

Let's open that dog's eyes to be a grown dog. So she's wearing this, like it looks, she's wearing this like white outfit where she has her left sleeve is, is puffy and both her legs are puffy, but her right sleeve is like form fitting. And I thought like it actually looked great on, you know, I never talked about this stuff. I never talked about fashion. I thought it looked great on her, but honestly it would drive me nuts to have one sleeve that wasn't puffy.

I don't know if that's considered like she, but it would drive me nuts. Like someone splooged on something and then removed a sock out of the equation. So like part of it was the shape is off. Like I need the full shape of the splat. That's a gross way to put it. But you know what I mean? It doesn't look, or it looks like a Gumby was run over, like a deflated Gumby. But you know what?

I don't know. I need to have the same amount of tightness around both of my arms. I need to feel like either both arms are flowing or both arms are constricted, but I cannot have flowing fabric on one side and tight fabric on another. So let me take back the sploog. Okay. Everybody. I take it back, get it out of your brain. So here's what it looks like instead.

Stop waiting the splooge. I have really wobbly arms cause I don't work out. So it's like me. If my arms look one shape, but then I lie down and the shape that look one arm takes but if I'm in the fetal position the other arm doesn't look like it looks like one of my arm skins is splayed out all over the bed in the splat and the other arm is not it's like somewhat of a normal shape. commercials. Here comes one right now. So we, um, so taught, we meet Bronwyn's husband, Todd, who to me looks like a combination of Bo bridges and the dad from the wonder years.

That's a good way to put it. And he's like, I've got a little of your dad, honestly, I thought, I thought he looked like Larry. A little bit. Yeah, Larry. Um, I was amused because we've met older husbands before on Bravo many, many, many times. The older husband, this is the first older husband that really to me was leaning into that. He's like, hello there, Baldwin. It's like, wow. It's like, candy. What's going on with which, by the way, I have on my desk because I'm also embracing it. there, Baldwin. It's like, wow. It's like handing her a word of honor,

which by the way I have on my desk because I'm also embracing it. But yeah, I agree with you. Like Tom Girardi was like, look at me, I'm still so sprightly. Look at me working so hard, getting on my suit at six in the morning. I'm a hard worker.

Most of them do that. This one's like, I'm old. What do you want from me? I'm old and I'm rich. I'm gonna get chubby and I'm gonna wear weird golf sweaters yes and so Bronwyn tells us she goes I met Todd almost 10 years ago I worked in finance at the time in San Francisco and I was supposed to meet a client for lunch and Todd was sitting a few stools down for me at this bar and he was just so funny he was like Palm pilots are great and I I was like, sir, get out of here.

He's like, no, seriously, I love Palm pilots. And I was like, Palm pilots, what? Are you like the CEO of Palm at some point or something like that? And it turns out he was. I was on the floor laughing. And I just remember, you know, he asked for my email and I was like, email?

And I remember thinking, oh God, maybe he's gonna professionally mentor me. Yeah. How'd that work out? And the guys at the desk were telling her, Oh gosh, he's hitting on you. She's like, no, he just asked for my email guys. Come on guys. Don't do that. They do. When they invented the fucking Palm pilot, he wanted to whip out his Palm pilot and be like, look, I can email you on my phone. I'm email email you on my phone. Check out this device. I'm emailing you from a telephone, toots.

Hold on. I want to get a photo of you. Let me pull out my flip camera one second. So yeah, basically- How dare you. I remember the Palm. I had the Palm for a minute and it took forever to do. You had to update it.

We would all wait for the updates. Like guys, have you heard when the new Palm updates coming out, waiting for it? Can we sideload that? Can we get, can we get like a, we'd like try and find it and like put the, uh, put it before the beta release or whatever on there. Oh girl, hacking Palm pilots way back in the day. Listen, Todd was probably a great CEO. He really led, he was like, you know what?

There's a change a come in in the, in the landscape of portable devices and I'm going to not do it. So, well he did marry someone a lot younger. So that is embracing the future in a way, right? Or is that embracing the past? It's something, embracing something. Yeah. But she goes, Bronwyn goes, well, Todd was an OG of the tech world. He was the CEO of Palm.

So ask one of your elders about a Palm pilot or a trio or any of those things that was Todd, which is, it is hilarious because it's true. Like there are people who have no idea what these devices are. And us we're like, oh yeah, pine pilots and trios. Yeah. So she's like, you know, now you pivoted

and he does private equity. His hedge fund is based in New York. So I'd say he's there about two to three days a week, which is about two to three mornings I get to wake up without the room smelling like fart. So, um, this interior designer named Cody walks in and he's like, guys, what's going on with the furniture in here? Cause it looks like, like, it actually looks like Todd has forged his like 2002 tech startup office and saved all the furniture and put it into their

living room. Yeah. Money can't buy you taste, I guess, because not much of this. This is a, it's kind of a, just a room where ever a lot of shit's shoved into it. You know, it's like rich, rich lady with a lot of money and time on her hands. And he hates them. This designer, fucking hates these people. He hates them. He, I think, is he wearing like a sports coat with a collar pulled up and an ascot?

Or is that just in my head? I don't remember what he's wearing. In my head it was like that. Yeah. I don't know if he was, but he definitely had that energy. Yeah, he's like, so did we leave anything in the showroom or did we just shove it all in the house? Because this is embarrassing.

Okay, I'm not, my name is not on this yet. OK, I'm new. I love this guy. I loved his disdain for what was happening in this house. So she says, you know, so Gwen and Todd and I have lived in this house in Salt Lake City for like a year and a half. And Todd would love it if we were already decorated. Todd's like finish is better than perfect kind of guy. I'm not like that.

So she basically talks about how they haven't really invited anyone over because it's not finished and it's starting to look kind of sus. And Todd's like, I want to use some of the stuff that I've gotten from all over the world. I've got a fork from Vietnam that looks good. You know, I collected a couple of gum wrappers in China. That's been fun. A lot of antiques and stuff. Yeah. The really thing about the special thing about Todd is like, he wants to make me happy and he really does. Like, do I want to bring both sheet of carpet? If I do, he'll let me have it.

That's for sure. Well, I actually carried the torch in the London Olympics. So I have to have my torch up. Sure, honey. Sure. I don't know where he got that story from. We photoshopped a photo of him. I like that the gay is like,

seriously? Because- Oh yeah. Yeah, he literally carried the torch in the London Olympics. The guy's like, when was the London Olympics? How many years ago was that? Before or after this mythical palm pilot? Here's a life hack. If you mail the Queen a free palm pilot, you get to hold a torch.

So just a bit of advice for people. And so he's like, I wanna put my torch up. So Todd goes, okay, well, that's great, but maybe we should start with the, something else. And Todd's like, do the art we bought, do the art. So then we see some art that she bought. You know this was like tens of thousands of dollars. It's gotta have been, it was a stack of chairs. She bought it two days after they closed the house. And it's been boxed up for a year and a half. Can't imagine how you can keep this thing in a box. But it's some

old Rick and rickety wooden chairs stacked up. And they say like some positive message in the middle, like you're the best, most amazing kitchen I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like Gina's word art, it's like Gina's word art decorating, but with money. But with Tamara's voice, Tamara, it's like Tamara's, Tamara stuck on a pile of chairs, like, change my life. So she goes, there's a version of this in the Guggenheim and it's experimental and new.

I'm like, chairs are not experimental. So I hate to break it to you. Chairs are neither experimental nor are they new. She has a thing of being upset. Like she gives herself more credit for having things that are other places, right? Like that outfit that she had, that's like Rihanna has this. And now she has chairs that are also in the Guggenheim. No one cares, weirdo. Literally no one cares.

Do you think people care? Maybe they do. No one cares, weirdo. Literally no one cares. Do you think people, maybe they do. Maybe it's probably like an amazing piece of art. It's probably like that was designed by Goba. Like Goba. So, um, they're, they're, they're setting it up and there's all this like packing tape on it. So Todd's like, well, maybe we should get some scissors. And she's like, where are the scissors? And she's like, she looks at him and is like,

you're going to make me look for the scissors. He goes, I'll go look for them. Yeah. She goes, are you asking me to look for scissors? He's like, it was such a power move. And he's like, okay. And he just goes off and took, he goes off up that staircase in the middle of the room that has no railings. Excuse me. You have, you have an elder here in this house. That's why she's leaving the fucking scissors up there. What do you think? She's like, I'm gonna take away the railings, I'm gonna send him upstairs for lots of things

and just cross my fingers. But the fact that she's so happy-go-lucky, look at me, I've got fun art and fun clothes, and I'm funny, and I'm laughing about things, and I wear wacky clothes. You're gonna make me look for the scissors. It was like that moment that like one little evil note right there. I was like, oh, yes, give me this lady right now. Yeah, I totally agree.

Stop elder abuse. So he rushes off, LLJK to get scissors and they keep designing and she says they don't have any kids together and she got pregnant with Gwen from a different relationship when she was 19 and that husband had no interest so that made her too close to her daughter. So close that her daughter can't be honest enough to tell her to stop spending her inheritance on fucking rickety chairs with neon signs inside of them. You know, she can tell me anything. She can talk to me about anything, but I think if she starts to move out and separate from me,

I'm trying really hard not to let her know how badly that's gonna hurt me. Like, but it's obvious that it is. I have a question. Do you think a stack of chairs would fit in a dorm room? I just want my presence there. So she was like, oh my God, I'm so glad that we're doing my house

because like it's such a sus vibe. Like people don't really believe that we even have a house at this point. So then we go over to Heather and Whitney at a crystal store because I guess Heather's like, oh, I guess I should be nice to Whitney today. I'll do something that Whitney would want to do. Crystals. Yeah. And she's like, I'll get you a crystal under 500. So when he goes, I'm all up in my fills. And she literally says full on fills here. She does. Cause she's trying.

I'm up in my fills. You've noticed that she's trying, right? She's like, well, I have a feeling that there are things that I shouldn't be feeling. Like she's really trying, probably in this scene to not say fill, but she just can't help it. She can't. She goes, I'm all up in my fills about seeing Heather today like the Bezos party sucked our relationship is complicated but we are very close she's my girl and there's only one way to get

through things and that is to work through mine it and Heather's like oh can you show me a crystal that maybe would have helped us with last night's dinner? Wow. I'm like, oh gosh. She deserved it. Give me a break. And she's like, there's nothing powerful enough for that gang. Like the gang up you tried on Lisa Barlow when you accused her of doing sexual favors

for the Utah Jazz? Hey! Heather? I said that I wasn't positive about that 10 months later. Whitney, it was not a gang up as much as we were all saying, yeah it happened to me too, and me too, and me too. And you were just like, nope, nope, nope, nope, and I was like, me too, me too. Were we associating you with a movement

that happened in 2017 that was very instrumental to women who were taken advantage of and now we're making you sound like you're the perpetrator of it? Perhaps, but it did happen to me too. Now listen, I'm not about to take any of your BLM. What? Your bull, I meant, bull.

Wait a minute. So say Whitney with different political movements. So wait, he's like, well, uh, so when he's like, yeah, but you guys were saying about, I'm lying about feelings and not facts. You can't say that someone's lying about feelings. You are a liar. You lie about everybody and you do not get to say, but it's my feelings.

Fucking Whitney, what are you, five? If Lisa would have listened to me, then she wouldn't have had to hear my feelings on a podcast, but her calling me a liar over my fillings is no different than me calling her a liar for being mad at me. There's no difference. Ha! But she did one of her little smiles like, yeah, really, she's so happy. I really logiced that one, guys. And so Heather's like, I'm just super frustrated with Whitney. And even though I love her, you know, it doesn't mean that I like her because she does a lot of damage and then she just expects all of her friends to just kind of absorb it and

recover from it. And it's like, we may be strong enough to do it, but only to a certain point. I mean, come on. And not even blood relatives can save you with that point. Bottom line is, I wish you would have stood up for me a little bit more and not piled on. Heather's like, oh, okay, well, I apologize for that. And I apologize for my part in your stupidity. But you do see that if three of your friends are telling you, right, that you see what we're trying to tell you. She's

like, I do see that. So I mean, yes. Listen, you're going to want to be around all these people again. I mean, everybody knows you're very socialist. Do you mean social? Sure. Sure. Whitney, you know, listen, if you want to occupy spaces with us, like if it's one, whether it's here or just like by Wall Street, wherever you're going to occupy, you know, you have to take accountability. and occupy, you know you have to take accountability. And Whitney's like, okay, well I wanted to have a trip plan but I don't think I can take all of you with me because some of you wanna accuse me of failings. But for those of you who don't,

I was thinking of doing something because Trixie has a hotel in Milwaukee. And she's like, oh my God, so we're gonna just go, I just don't wanna fight about anything. So we're not gonna stay gay? Is that what you're saying? I didn't say that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Will there be tea parties? What? So Whitney is like, Whitney is like, yeah, we're gonna go to Milwaukee.

So it looks like Salt Lake City, which had a storied path of going to, you know, less glamorous locations for its entire run. And then finally last year they got to go to Bermuda. It's like, well, congratulations. Next trip, Milwaukee. You get to go to Bermuda. It's like, well, congratulations. Next trip Milwaukee. You get to go to trick these new gay bar in Milwaukee. Is Wisconsin giving out tax credits to Bravo because we just had an entire top

chef season in Milwaukee. So what is going on here? Milwaukee. Yeah. And they're also courting the gays, right? Cause I feel like we were in Milwaukee. Were we in Milwaukee for a gay pride thing at some point? We were. No, gay pride was happening. And by the way, don't get me wrong. I know it was a good gay pride.

We're some hotties at the thing. It's like Milwaukee over there. Like Milwaukee is awesome. Don't get me wrong. I literally loved it. But it's just very funny because I think that on these housewives shows, they go to like famously glamorous places, like going to Aspen or Paris or something

like that. It's like you're going to Milwaukee in January. And Heather's like, well, I don't know if you could invite everybody because they might act up. Wait a minute. Well, Angie and Bronwyn can come and now you can come. I really like Bronwyn She's awesome. And she was super supportive of me. Ah My favorite sound is just a it was the lady at the crystal shot shop in the background I'm sorry. Just they say take your shot. You gotta shoot your shot when you can So then we see a clip of Bronwyn hanging out with Whitney. And Bronwyn's like, yeah, you know,

at the dinner the other night, I was like, I have so much in common with Whitney. So like, that was great. You know, I'm so glad we get to talk, you know? I was having talking to you until it got interrupted. And Whitney's like, I generally was like, I love Bronwyn. I love people who are direct. And so I really appreciate your openness, okay?

Wow, that was a great flashback of how much we've bonded. So Heather's like, really, you like her? I wanna give Whitney some credit here, but are we talking about the same Bronwyn? Because the Bronwyn I know does not like you. In fact, she was crying, laughing at you. It's just, it does not track. So she's like Milwaukee is just like Laverne and Shirley town, right? And she's like Milwaukee is

like, um, don't sleep on Milwaukee. Did I say it right? What's that? I think it's don't sleep on Milwaukee guys. I think Meredith is gonna wanna go cause she is gonna be throwing a Star Wars themed bot mitzvah I heard. No, it's Milwaukee, not Wookiees. Oh, anyway. I think it's gonna be really fun. I just hope Meredith can come and she's not too tied.

Apartheid? Are you saying apartheid? No. So then we go over to Meredith's house and we get Chloe and Brooks this scene killed me Meredith hi Meredith's children I love that Meredith has basically raised her children to only speak to her in like gay fan speak it's like the only way she can hear is if you're like adoring her as a gay fan, especially Chloe. I died

It's who is the house built on why she not on every minute of this show These kids are so funny. They are so vocal fry forward like hi What are you doing? Well, I'm making bath bombs because you know I just it's very important to me to know how to make bath bombs Meredith and Mark's jewelry isn't just stuffs taken from the internet it's actually me making jewelry so here I am with some Arm and Hammer banking stuff. They call bath bombs the shakshuka of the beauty world so here I am I'm

gonna cook it up and they're like mom where are your goggles? Oh I need ski goggles. Mom here are some ski goggles remember last season when you drove with ski goggles? Yeah that was like a hilarious moment broxy thanks for reminding America. Just having that we're just gonna do the horror in honor of Whitney Rose if you know what I'm saying. So you know, I've been talking, as you guys know, I've been talking about bath bombs for the last year, ten years, decade, millennia, as we all know. And my first word was bath bomb.

And Whitney has decided she's gonna make a bath bomb. So, hmm. That should be fun for her, huh? She sounds like a bitch. Shhh. She goes, I thought that you taking a bath is creepy. Well, it's creepy, it's dirty, everyone knows baths are my things, you know, whatever. So did you like, pick the bone with her, or her you just letting the bone fizzle Little known fact that's why the chemistry in the bath bomb is so important you do it wrong and there can be a problem

by the way in the middle of this Meredith and Chloe are talking and Brooks is like fully in the bath bomb process. He is like sitting there mixing everything together. He's, we've never seen Brooks so motivated and concentrated. So Chloe's like, um, Meredith goes, oh no, I was just like, you know, I was, I brought up to Whitney and then Whitney was just like, oh I've been doing bath bombs for a long time. Oh my God, Mom, I love when you impersonate her. Listen to her laughing. Yeah, here's my impersonation of her.

Yeah, my two are handsome as we are, two hungry, gah! Ha ha ha ha. Yes, girl, yes. It's hilarious. Mother, literally, but still. I'm just glad that you guys are here to help me with this. Make these bath bombs.

It's a real family experience and afterwards everyone's going to get their own white bean salad. She's the boss. Oh, and guess what guys? I'm going to start studying to be a bot mitzvah. Brooks like emerges from his like his mixing and pouring. He's like, you're kidding, right? Mom. Like gross. You're too old to have a bot mitzvah mom. You're gonna say, no, I'm not kidding. Why would I be kidding about that?

Brock's slay, bitch. Slay, slay mitzvah. That's like, you're going Sleigh. Sleigh mitzvah. That's like- We're gonna have a sley mitzvah. I don't think people do that at your age, mom. Sorry, not sorry. I've never heard of that before. I thought you were supposed to do that when you're like 13. Sorry. You've kind of aged out of it. Okay, boomer. I'm proxy! Yeah. What happened to my little toddler? Respectfully, like, why? I'm much more emotionally in touch and mature and it's my choice and it's what I want.

It's not like, oh, this is you do it because you're 13. It's you do it because you want to and you need a storyline that's not, oh, my creepy boob-loving husband is in Ohio. So you're not doing it for the party and the coins? Absolutely not. I don't need any gifts, but what I do need is a dance floor and Mony Mony playing on the stereo. Chloe's like, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Did you tell dad yet mom? Yes, dad was so excited.

He found the closest boob cake he could find him motorboated it for five minutes. She's a two part recap. Okay. This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Uh, just come back a little later for part two. Watch what crap ins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alison King.

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