Watch What Crappens - #2590 RHONY S15E03: Hampton’s Squab-ble

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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Hi. Hi. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Benooney. Hi. How are Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Benooney. Benooney Hi. How are you? Nat Fisk I'm doing so great. I'm in the car office today. Today, they're putting up a fence. And I have a front row view to watch them put up a fence. So that's what I'm going to be doing during this recap. And if some of you are like, wow, is

that putting up a fence more exciting than Real housewives in New York City? Sometimes. What can I tell you? But here we are. And both things are wonderful. I'm grateful for both things, both the real housewives of New York and these fence people. Ben, what's going on with you today? Well, I am also grateful for your fences.. Good Fences make good neighbors, right? Isn't that what they say? Fences is also a great August Wilson play, although a little bit depressing. And a very good adaptation of a film as well.

Also, it's the second half of the title of a great TV show starring your nemesis, Kathy Baker. Picket Fences. That's true. Yes, one of our first bonding points was over Picket Fences. Yes, great show that I think younger generations are not aware of because it doesn't seem to exist anywhere on TV. But I'm sure keeping the younger generations here right now. I'll tell you that. Let me tell you something. If we need to talk about Costas Mandalore, I'm here. So I, is that was his name?as Mandelor? Was it Casas Mandelor? I don't know, but you missed your chance. So everybody, welcome to the show. Today is a super exciting day because we're all here. We're all here together. Okay. You can watch

this on video over at patreon.com. That's also where you get our bonus episode. Sort of just laughing because I'm such an asshole. I'm so sorry. No, I'm laughing because I just remembered, I just had a sudden flashback of going to a bar once in Hollywood and Casas Mandalore was actually there and my friend took a photo with him. Great story. You should put that in your book. Who was like, I got to get a photo with Casas Mandalore.

Definitely put that in your book. It was my friend Michelle who you know. So you can now imagine the entire image. Okay, so Patreon is where you get the videos, the episodes. It's also where you get- You're seeing it. You're seeing Michelle who you went to Ireland with. You're seeing her going up to classes.

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I think a story about how you saw Casas Mandalore at a bar and then your friend said, I need to take a photo with him. I think that's enough of a story because I think the cost of this Mandalore of it does all the heavy lifting. That's true. And also I love his world market.

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That's enough costas and self aggravation. That's enough of the Costas-ing Mandalorian everyone. So what's really funny to me about Real Housewives of New York is that I'm surprised how much I'm enjoying Psy this season. I just didn't, I never saw a path forward for her. And yet I'm enjoying her. I'm actually also on her side. But what I'm even enjoying more is that last season when we had our reboot, there were, I swear to God, AI bots on Twitter that were like, yes, Brynn is everything, Brynn is mother.

You know, like whatever her tagline was about like, make me mad, I'll date your dad. Everyone was like, that is iconic. Oh my God, the new cast is amazing. She's so great. And I was always like, I find her to be relatively annoying. And like at times I think she can be actually a really great housewife, but like a lot of times I find her to be annoying. I'm so relieved that when I went onto Twitter last night to see what people are saying about the show. Everyone has finally come around and everyone's like she's the worst. She's so annoying. She's so they're like she's just like sex kitten or like spoiled brat. And I am I love that you're relieved that someone's getting so much internet.

I have to say I and I'm not just being contrary for fun and just because I'm a Mary because it rhymes but because I actually I find I like her. I but because I actually, I find I like her. I mean, I liked her last year and I like her this year. I think she's exactly the same as she was last year. I think my biggest shock is that everyone's acting like, oh, Brynn sucks now. Brynn has not changed. She has not changed. At all. She's exactly the same as she was last year. So I'm confused as to why people, I guess what you're saying is that it was probably bots or something. But aren't we kind of as gays sometimes bots? Because I

feel like sometimes we're like that, where we're just like, yes, we all read each other's Instagram. We're like, oh my God, we like this today. I guess the whole world is like that. Not just the gays. I'm just a gay, so that happens to be my feed. But I was reading a thread the other day of someone going off on how much they hate Brynn, and everyone was totally dog piling on. And then a gay came in there. He's like, whatever, she's gay coded. We don't need you to like her. She is mother. She is icon. Like literally, it was like we're always joking about. She is mother. She is icon. And I thought, well, good for the gay. You know, we'll hold on for someone we love. You know, we will definitely

hang on. I don't know that she's one of my gay icons, but I enjoy Brand and I actually feel bad for her that she's getting so much hate right now. I don't think she's done anything to deserve it. I'm not shuring that she's getting hate. I don't want, I actually believe it or not, as much as we like will shit on people, I really, I do, I am aware that these people are humans

and I don't, I do kind of feel bad, the idea that someone opens up their internet and their Twitter and then they're just like people like, I hate you. You know, like I'm not shoring that she is receiving hate. I'm shoring that people are finally realizing, you know, like, well, there's not like, it's just her, like there's not much there there, you know,

except there is there there actually. That's what's frustrating is that not much there there, you know, except there is there there actually. That's what's frustrating is that there is there there, but she just masquerades it in this sort of like annoying put on persona. And when she drops it, she's just so much more compelling. And so I just, I'm glad that I feel like last year everyone's like, oh my God, she's like talking about sex and she has a funny tagline. She's like mother, she's iconic. And I'm like, no, she's like annoying and moronic. I don't know, I like her, I find her charming. And she does do the whole like,

she does do that whole thing, but she does it well, I have to say. And all of the people that do it, she does the caricature pretty well. So I like her. And also I feel bad because, you know, I know, we know, everybody knows that she's so sensitive. Like she literally will come on and comment, not on our page, but on other things being like, oh, hang on, you know, getting pissy or how dare you call me a sugar mama or a sugar baby or whatever. She, like every, she reads it and she gets upset. So I don't know, I feel kind of bad

for her, but at the same time, meh. Also,'t know, I feel kind of bad for her. But at the same time, also, you know, she's kind of a mystery that's already been solved. So it's weird. And I'm so sorry to bring this back to a CBS old person show, but you know those CBS old person mysteries, they still play like they make like El's Beth. El's Beth is like a character from The Good Wife. and it's just like a quirky lady that no one ever sees her coming because she's just a lady so she's always underestimated. I think those are so cute. I love Elizabeth as a character and all this and I watch that, but they have this thing where they, it's one of those where they show you the murderer

at the beginning. Why are you laughing? Because I'm talking about Elizabeth. I can't wait to see how you're going to draw a parallel between Brynn and Elzbeth on CBS. So Elzbeth, so they show you the killer at the very beginning and it's hard to stay involved in it because you already know who the killer is and is watching the killer try to get and a lot of them do that now so they don't have to write a compelling mystery. A lot of the mystery shows you that. Brynn is like that. I mean, in season one, she totally came on. She's like, oh my God, I'm just a girl. Nobody sees me coming.

And then she gave away her whole thing. She's like, you know, sometimes I overplay the cutesy, sexy thing because I have daddy issues and abandonment issues. And I was like, oh, okay. So now I was like watching the rest of the episode of El's Beth. It's like still kind of the same cute character, but I already know the mystery. Like there's nothing more there. You know what I mean? Like bring me the Kathy Bates Matlock. That's what I'm saying. No, not the Kathy Bates Matlock. It's not good. I loved it. Really? I didn't. I was really, I didn't like it. I, we're just going gonna talk about all the CBS shows. Another thing, Blue Bloods. I just think that I think if I could like articulate my position maybe more clearly, it's not that I'm happy that she's receiving hate. I'm just happy that I feel like people

are seeing through the Emperor's new clothes a little bit. And I know I get you. I get you. You don't have to explain. You're clear. No, it's not. It's just for people who are listening who might still, you know, I was like, she's a moron. She's really not a moron. I think she's actually very smart. I just want to walk into our show. We're going to be doing it the rest of the episode. So Yeah. Don't worry. Anyway, cost us Mandalore. What an actor.

We open at cost of Mandalore's house. Okay, so we open at Aaron's Hampton's home. Now, while we're talking about the nitty gritty of this show, not even doing a recap yet, why have they chosen this as their tent pole? Like, hey guys, this is just like Dorinda's Berkshires. No it's not. It's nothing like the Berkshires. The last trip to the Hamptons was so fucking lame. It was terrible.

It was one of the worst things we'd ever seen on House. One of the worst trips we'd ever seen. And so you decided to do it again. And I mean, just, just to show you like how it goes along with the cast, Aaron's like, Hey, everyone, it's totally different. Now look at my different kitchen. And they show the before and after it's the same fucking thing, Aaron. Okay. I know it was like one marble swapped out for another. Like I sat there, I put it on pause and I looked at the two side by side and I was like, this is almost an identical kitchen. But also like, uh, I mean, who else has a house out there? Jenna I think has a

house, but she's never going to let all these monsters in there. And who else has a house? Does anyone else have a house out there? Maybe, maybe Becky Minkoff, squint palace. But I don't know from last year, it looked like only Aaron and Jenna. So it has to be Aaron by default. Yeah. So yeah, but why do they have to do it? You know what I mean? Go somewhere else. So it's just like don't return to the scene of the crime, I guess is my point. I do think it's appropriate that Erin lives in a place

called Sag Harbor, because that really just represents her personality sometimes. Saga Harbor. Drag Harbor would be fun, I guess. Saga Harbor. Yeah, Drag Harbor would be too. Saga Harbor is just like a sad place where you end your fun cruise,

you have to come back to the harbor. Normally harbors are beautiful and wonderful, but when you say sag harbor in the context of Erin's personality, it's just like the worst aspects of a harbor. Yeah. Just sadness and strange smells. Erin is the worst harbor for sure.

She's the worst harbor. She's the harbor that they show during hurricane footage. Like look at those boats. She's the harbor that they show during hurricane footage. Look at those boats. She's a saggy harbor. There's always a newscaster standing knee deep in Aaron on a hurricane. There's always a newscaster standing at the edge of Aaron with an umbrella saying, there's still people out here. They've told everyone to evacuate. saying, there's still people out here. They've told everyone to evacuate. Okay, so she's on the phone with Abe and she's like, you know,

I'm really making an effort this time because everybody was so upset last time about the food. So now there's food and then we see the counter and there's a cornucopia of charcuterie. And then there's like a tray of like subway sandwiches and stuff. Yeah, it was admittedly, I clocked that food before she even said it, I said, oh, she brought the food this time.

She's like, I'm not going to let these people take me down. There was a lot of food. So that's really, I guess. And it must be so weird to be like in the middle of something that you just don't understand that well. You know? Like it's like me just standing in the middle of a room. Or it's like me standing in a gym, basically.

Let's face it. It's like me standing around at all the workout equipment. You know? It's like when Casas Mandelora auditioned for Elizabeth, it's like, well, it's not really your lane. He auditioned for the title character. It was weird. So the helicopter silliness,

Bram's like, oh my God, Bram's like, oh my God, I had champagne. And then I spilled the champagne. I'm wet. And then Simon was like, I'm wet, I'm wet now. You made me wet. What is Jenna here? So while she's soaking up all that champagne, then Sai and Uba are driving and they're having some sort of like, I can't tell if this is real banter or like, look, we're having fun banter, but they um driving and uba apparently

on her side has spry heat and sai is really upset saying why do you have the heat so high up there why you're gonna like i can't drive it's too hot i'm gonna pass out on the highway you're a terrible driver i'm gonna give you zero stars how could you i need the heat so then um there is a game between them uh called, called hangry. And thank you by the way, thank you producers. This is what we call growth. So I brought this guy game or I think she actually later said it was her lunch box. So it may have actually been her lunch box, whatever it was. It was a box that said hangry on it. It was in the center console.

And the producers spared us like a moment where she like held it up and did like a whole interview thing where like this is my thing for Hangry. I was like thank you for just like letting it be there in the background and we could just move on. Yeah. Unlike this moment right now. Yeah, because this cast acts like they've been on for 20 years where they're already doing the greatest hits. You know how the Real Housewives of New York regular went on that trip show or whatever and everything was like, whoa, you know what? I support other women. Right, everybody? Do you remember when I said that? Hey, everybody, turtle time. Okay. And they're

like, oh my God, that's hilarious. And Luan would just be like, hey girls, let's be cool. Don't be all uncool. Am I right? And they just like did all their greatest hits. And that's this cast is already doing it. It's only your second year. You guys don't get a fucking a fucking clue. This isn't a cabaret in Branson. You know what I mean? We're not like celebrating your career. Yeah. Also, something that really caught my eye was that for some reason, so I had an enormous pot in the back seat and never explained. And I wonder if she's ready to cook. She's ready to fucking cook if she needs to over there. Wouldn't you?

I mean, psychosis, psychosis. That's not what I mean. It's psychosis. What is it when you do the same thing over and over and expect different results in sanity, insanity is, you know, she's like, so she's bringing a fucking pot watching this show. It'll be funny this time. Actually, for real, I do think it's better this season. It's making me laugh. I'm enjoying it. I will say this. Even though last season I thought was a monstrosity, I had so much fun recapping it. We cracked ourselves

up all of last season. That's not nothing. Anyway, let's talk more about this pot. Anyway, so they're driving- So, Uva's arm hurts because she's stressed and she's stressed because she has a hot rich boyfriend now. I mean, you just can't fucking win in the world. You know what I mean? I feel like God is sitting up there like, can I do anything right? Is anybody just fucking happy anymore? I sent you all that you gave a shit about in your life, a hot rich person and you're still bitching your arm hurts really? Because you have to paint a room. She's like, Oh my God, but he's letting me paint a room. That's so much pressure. It's not. Okay. You can paint a room if he doesn't like it or hire someone else to paint

over it. It's not really that big a video. Classic stress arm. That's what happens. Oh, God, I must be worried. Oh, no, I have a room to paint in Greenwich, Connecticut. My stress arm is acting up. So she's like, it's so sweet. But I'm also like, are you trying to lock me in this gate? I mean, that is a concern, I suppose. It's a good gate. It's a good gate, though? I mean, that is a concern, I suppose.

That's a good gate. It's a good gate though. That's a good gate, yeah, to get locked. What do they call it when you're in like a, some like diamond crusted bird cage? There's a phrase for like when you're like locked in. Yeah, a gilded cage. Gilded cage.

Yeah. So it sounds like a bar they'd go to. We're going on a Gilded Cage tonight. So, Say is like, well, this is my new problem is, you know, you get opportunities and then you freak out and then you want to throw them away. And like, I just want you to surrender sometimes. And Uber's like, yes, well, I'm so grateful for Oliver. You know, his feet is the most he has the most beautiful feet. And then she talks about his feet and rubbing them

and how they smell and all the stuff that really makes for compelling TV. You're talking about feet now? That is disgusting. What are you talking about feet? What are you doing with his feet? That is disgusting. I'm not gonna be able to eat anymore.

Just kidding, it's my storyline. What are we kidding? Starts like shoving like gummy worms in her mouth. So then we go to Jessel, Rebecca and Brynn coming to the house everyone hugs Everyone's like, oh my god, you look so great. Where'd you get your clothes? Oh my god. Where'd you get your clothes? Oh my god, where did you get your fucking clothes? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappins commercial Have you ever wondered who created that bottle of Sriracha that's living in your fridge?

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Yeah. So we see these like canoes of charcuterie on her on her table on her island. And then this is where they're pointing out that like, Oh my god, you redecorated and again, we see the side by side and like the white backsplash is now white with some dark veining in it. The faucet has gone from having a certain sort of arc in it to a very similar arc in it. Like everything is basically the same. And Jessel's like-

It's basically the equivalent of Aaron's haircut last week. She's like, oh my God, I'm getting my haircut. I'm a new person. So Jassel's like, listen, Miss interior designer stepped it up. And here we have a brand new spanking kitchen. I mean, there's like a new cabinet situation and sink taps. I mean, who doesn't want to sink tap? I mean, I'd rather have a sink tap for a husband than Povit. That's for sure. So then they start having drinks and Rebecca, Becky, is who we call her. We know her now. We totally know her.

Thank you. Becky. Because we've known her for two episodes. So Becky is like, I'll have something non-alcoholic. Amber is like, oh my God, don't do this to me. Please don't do this to me. Why are you like this?" And she says, oh, I just wake up with the worst headaches. I really do. I'm just swollen. And we've got

a couple of people to investigate and try and oust them from their families for leaving the church. So I've really got to have my head in the game this weekend. I'm waiting for a lot of calls. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud? Totally secret. Everything's totally secret. So then Uba and Sy arrive, and then Jess is like, what happened to Raquel? And Aaron's like, wait, wait.

I heard the story about driving up here with Raquel. I called her, and then we see a flashback of Raquel telling Erin she's driving alone because Sai and Ubo wouldn't give up the front seats for her because she gets car sick. So of course Erin is going to go announce this to everyone because that's what she does. And she's like, so I heard you guys wouldn't give up your car seat. You guys would let her sit in the front. And Sai's like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? Which by the way, what I didn't understand is Sai's the driver. How could she? How would she? Like, she should not be on the line I said, what do you mean? What are you talking about? Which by the way, what I didn't understand is besides the driver, how could she,

how would she, like, well she should not be on the line for giving up her seat because she's driving, you know? Yeah, but I mean, I think it's a front seat thing because I have people in my family, my nieces, why lie, they're both like, oh my God, I'm so car sick. And so they always have to fight over the front seat. Like who who's going to be more car sick? Because they know ever since they were little girls, if you're car sick, you get the front seat. I mean, my sister, when she was still married to my brother-in-law, would sit in the back seat so her kid could

sit in the front. I was like, what the fuck is going on? Oh, she's car sick. I said, that is such bullshit. That is such a new thing that everybody's fucking car sick. I'm sorry. It's an epidemic of car sick people. I've never heard it in my life. Suddenly everybody's car sick and they have to sit in the front seat. No, you're a fucking diva. Okay. I'm not saying car sickness doesn't exist, but it doesn't exist at this level. There's nothing in the water supply that is making everybody fucking car sick. Come on. I'm not falling for it. And this is a bad sign for this chick that she's already like, I'm car sick. I'm car sick.

I can't take it. Oh, get the fuck out of here, diva. Okay. Can't you find gluten to be allergic to or something else, something that everybody else is jumping on? Does it have to be car sickness? Does it have to affect my seating in the car? Is she helicopter sick also? And also, by the way, if I see her not in the front seat

of a car the rest of the season, we will, I'm gonna say something, see something, say something. See something, say, and also I already feel people typing it out. If you're like, if I get any emails like, of course thing this is real, how dare you, I have it. I'm not saying that you can't have it. I'm saying look around you and tell me

that like 70% of the population is suddenly car sick for no reason. Get the fuck out of here with that. Here comes the email. Dear Ronnie, first of all, I say this with love. I am such a huge fan of yours, but when you went on about car sickness, I felt like that was so insensitive.

I can't even hold a matchbox car without wanting to vomit. It is real. Yes, it's gonna happen. You know, it's gonna be like, you know, when you were talking about Republicanism and car sickness, okay, just pick a lane, you know? Well, that's the problem. People are changing lanes too much.

Yeah, it's making me vomit. So anyway, so Rigel. I feel like this is a terrible angle for my breasts. I'm gonna change my angle. By the way, the irony of you ranting about people being in the front seat while you were literally recording for the front seat of your car. Fuck yeah, and if my niece came in here like,

I'm sorry, you have to record the back seat or I'll throw up, I'll be like, throw up, okay? Just do it out the fucking window. Throw up so I at least have proof for once in my life that you're really car sick. Everybody's fucking car sick. Her dogs are probably car sick too. Probably, actually.

Do you get car sick on motorcycles, by the way? Is that possible? That would be terrible, right? That's really the worst place to get car sick. Maybe you're just allergic to something at that point. So anyway, so she didn't ride with them because she gets quote unquote car sick. She also didn't take the helicopter

because I don't know why not. I think it's fair to say she just doesn't really like anyone in the cast yet. So she just wants to be by herself. That's what my takeaway is. Yeah, I think when you're really rich and you have a luxury car, the thought of spending all this time

driving with a bunch of people you don't really know in the backseat, like having girl time may not be her thing just yet. She needs to warm up. But also you just try to cast to people. So you need to show the fuck up and get in the car. No one's gonna get to know you driving alone, listening to your book on tape that you still have to

return to the Cracker Barrel a year later, or it's gonna pay a $90 fee for it. Okay. June. So Erin, she's like, sorry, I need to see what happens with Paul. So, I did finish June, by the way, in case anyone was wondering. I finished it when we were in Europe. Remember, I was so excited. And then I tried to donate it to various bookshops and no one would

take it. They're like, I'm sorry, this is the most difficult book ever. We don't want to put even the people that buy discount books through this. Well, I also was like, oh, here's a place for used books. So I walked in and all the books were like from 1612 because it's London. In America, the old books are like from 1988. And you'll steal. Like, where's the limbaugh? Well, no. If you could have seen this man in his sweater looking at me when I was like, do you accept

donations? And I thrust forward my paperback copy of Dune, which had been like wrinkled from being carried around in my bag for so many months. It's like this pop culture thing and every book in there is dusty and old and leather bound. And this fuddy-duddy looks, it is like, I'm sorry, we will not take that. Yeah, I will not take it. Unfortunately, and you're also American, please leave. Well, don't say I didn't try, Costas.

So, Uba and Bryn come in, or Uba and What's Your Bones come in, and Sai, and they're like, but where's Jekyll? Is Jekyll coming? And so they're talking about all that. You already said this part. And Sai's like, oh where's Raquel? Is Raquel coming? So they're talking about all that. You already said this part. And so I was like, oh my God, what the fuck? I've literally been here for two seconds and I'm feeling awkward with Brynn as it is

and now I have an issue with Raquel? Jesus, this makes me not want to eat ever. Just kidding. I'm telling you, who am I kidding? I'm angry. It's right here, trademark. Brynn's like, is she like crying in her car, driving here and listening to a podcast?

I'm like, that sounds like a great time to me personally. I know. I love that she gets a podcast diss in there. Oh, yeah. It's like crying listening to podcasts, like sad people do. Like driving a long distance by yourself is like the time to cry and listen to things. Fuck yeah. This is my dream. I go to the Home Goods in Glendale just so I can have time to sit there and listen to a fucking podcast in my car. I love it.

Yeah. So shout out to everyone who's listening to us on the LIE. Driving and crying. Yeah. Especially to the Hamptons. Special gold star. So, let's see. So, so I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I've got evidence here. All right. Look, it's a phone.

It says, look, I said, we're driving. She said, hi, do you have room for one more? I said, let's ride. You want to, you're going to have to meet me at the house though. She says, what time? I said 930, we're driving. She says, my only problem is I get really car sick. I might have to drive. That's it. I said, can you take Dramamine, non-drowsy ones? Does that work for you? Car sickness is the worst. Get some Dramamine. And she's like, see, I told her she could come. I'm like, yeah, but to someone who's very delicate, I mean, this lady's like, I'm an artist and I collect art. And I read, I told you in the first recap, I read her bio on something. It's like, what was the first queer artist of the blah, blah, blah? The way she

talks about herself, she's very, she seems very self-serious. And when you're telling someone who's very self-serious that they just need to stop and get some Dramamine, they're not going to take that well. They're going to be like, oh, well, I guess that's all I had to do. It's not a serious condition that I'm dealing with. I'll drive myself, thank you very much. Yeah. So, I mean, that looks pretty, like, I was like, this looks like pretty damning evidence

that there was never any requests to sit in front seat. So then- It is, yes. So then, so I was like, yeah, I never heard back. So like, that's weird. So they just started talking about this and- It's not like you left without her. I mean, why is she acting like that?

Like, yeah, yeah. What's the, what's going on? What's going on? And it was like, Oh my God, you believe this telephone. This is a foreshadowing of Ubers later meltdowns. There's something about her and telephones on vacations that really makes her go telephones are a trigger for sure. And then he was like, I just felt really bad that everyone's driving separately. And then Jenna drove alone too. And so I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What's the room situation?

All right. Let's just get to that. Let's get to that while these self-drivers are still trying to get here. Jesus Christ. So then we see footage of Sai getting stuff out of her car. She's getting a rack. She's bringing out her actual cooking pot. Then Jenna shows up. They're like, hi Jenna and everything. Everyone's showing up. Then Brynn is being cutesy with Jenna and stuff. Brynn is asking if everything's good with Uba because she was like, she was like bumped out about like the fighting or whatever. And Uba just was like, Uba was saying that it's been like,

it's been a tough three months. And Brynn's like, sorry. And Uba's like, no, by the way, I was really upset when I found out you left your party, you know? It's a really uninteresting conversation, let's be honest. I'm still reading it, I'm like, what, what, what is basically like, well, I left because everyone was yelling at me and she was like, but it was

your party. She goes, yeah, but I do want to make up a sigh. I just I don't want to make it. I don't want to fight with sigh. I love sigh. Okay, I just don't want to bring it up right now. Can you barter that? Can you barter that? Can you trade me for someone that sigh likes? So then meanwhile, Raquel arrives and Sy is like, wait, Raquel, why didn't you want to come with us? And she's like, oh, well, because, you know, I couldn't sit in the back and I would have

gotten really sick and the drama mean just would have been crazy. And Sy's like, but why didn't you ask? She's like, well, when I said would, you know, I would have to drive, you were like, oh, you can take Drown Me. And so I was like, okay. She's like, well, I thought you were going to drive your own car. You want to drive my car? Are you serious? Oh, okay. All right. Well, I didn't know you wanted to drive my car. I thought you meant you could drive your own car. You could drive. I'll drive. You could drive your own car. You might need to drive your car as well. Or maybe she could drive, I'll drive, you could drive your own car. You might need to drive your car as well.

Or maybe she was saying, I'll come pick you guys up and I'll drive. But she didn't say that. So I think it's totally reasonable that Psy interpreted it the way she did. And I think that Raquel, that was, I think it's a little pretty shady that she then calls up Aaron and said,

they wouldn't give up the seats for me, so I had to drive alone. I was like, that is a leap. Well, I think she just, I think, I think she's sensitive. I'm going to stick with my original thing that she got sensitive about her being like, just take some drama, man. I think she was like, okay, well, I guess these people are not going to be sensitive to my needs. So I will be fighting my own transportation. But we'll see because she doesn't say it. She's just like, okay. And then she drops it. So like a misunderstanding, you know, and I'm like, you're not going to last. Okay. Because you drove alone and now you're not

going to have a fight when you were probably being sensitive. So I need more from you. I'm going to, I'm going to say that right now. I'm going to say that right now and make an effort probably with the rest of the season. so then Brynn is, so Uba's, um, trying to now facilitate Brynn and Sai kind of moment. And so she's like saying, are you going to talk to Sai, to Brynn and Brynn's like, well, I'm trying Uba because I'd rather do it sooner because I don't want it to be awkward. I just want to fucking have friends with us, you know, but like, I don't want to come back like with anger. I do come back wet. So then, um, Uba's like, well, what would you say? And the thing about Uba is she's

saying all this, she's making Brynn talk about it, but then she later, she's going to act like, oh my God, no one will stop talking to me about it. You're literally making her talk to you. You're kind of forcing the issue like, what are you going to say? Why did you leave? Why are you in the, you're kind of doing the arguing for Psy and then you're mad that everybody's dragging you into it. It's weird. So then, um, she's, uh, the Psy comes over and basically they call her into a talk. Right. And so, um, but everybody else. You know, hi, Winnie Pooh. Pooh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, When seriously? Stop slapping on my shoulder. Just say what you gotta fucking say. I mean Jesus

I just I want us to be friends and like I want this to go really very quickly and like I don't you feel like upset at me and for any way that I'm hurt you and I just I just gotta be like Can I say I just want to say like that all the ways for all the ways I've hurt you like truly to God like I think you've expressed into me and like I'm just like really sorry and like I don't want to hurt you Especially because I'm so wet So Sai is like Um, I really appreciate your apology, um, but I feel like you never even heard my side

So again, like what kind of like brushing things and my feelings under the rug and you never even heard me talk to you like I was furious at your party why well you know I really appreciate that you invited me there but like Jenna told me that you told her that I hate her I hate her like she said I I hate her and so like I'm I'm like what were your intentions by saying that? And she goes, okay, Jenna. And she calls Jenna to come in. Oh my God, Jenna doesn't need to be there to clarify anything. Si, you said you don't like Jenna. You admitted to Jenna's face that you don't like Jenna.

Brynn, you did go tell someone some fucking gossip and tried to start some shit. Why are you guys still fighting over this? Why? I don't know why the conversation is not. Um, you know what? I never said that I hated Jenna. I said that she like annoyed me and I've gotten over it and I've talked to Jenna about it, but it frustrates me that if I told you that in like a cone of like trust when I was venting that you went and told Jenna that felt like a cone of like trust when I was venting that you went and told

Jenna that felt like a betrayal. Just say that. Right. It's not even about the actual situation. And then Brynn can say, Brynn can just say, I understand that, but she was hearing it from all ends. So like I happen to be one of many people. So like, yeah, probably shouldn't have done that. But just so you know, like when you talk to people, it's going to get back to them and that's what she does. Which is basically what Jenna does. She's like, oh my God. So Jenna comes and she's like, uh-oh, hi. Oh God. Hi. Hi to me, Jenna. Oh, I don't know. Am I on TV? Are those cameras on? This is so awkward. And Sai's like, okay, I said Jenna, who told you that I hate you? And she goes, oh, well, I didn't specifically call Brynn. I didn't say Brynn. I didn't

say the word Brynn. She goes, he did Jenna, he did. No, nope. I don't say the word Brynn. And then we see her say at the party, this girl over here, and she shrugs, she kind of shrugs her shoulder and points behind her. So technically she did not say the word Brynn. And if this season it's going to come down to people squabbling over one word, I'm going to have a problem. You said it, Jenna. You fucking said it. Now you're full of shit too? That's how Jenna's lying.

That took you long. And she's like, you know, listen, the number of people who have given me feedback and said to me that you've said things about me, like it's just out of control. She's like, well, I understand that, but Brynn was one of them. And she was, well, I'm not saying

that she wasn't one of them, but I certainly didn't highlight or call her out. And if I did, I, I understand that, but Brynn was one of them. And she's like, well, I'm not saying that she wasn't one of them, but I certainly didn't highlight or call her out. And if I did, I don't remember that. And she's like, well, you did do that. Yeah, she goes, you did. And then she tells us, bitch, listen, what can you do with an old lady who can't remember anything? She is so wrong for that.

She's probably like, Gen is only like seven years older than Si. She's so wrong for that. But also, I love that she's like, I wouldn't say anything like that. Why would a fucking old lady, stupid old lady, crazy old lady, you have to wear those originals. Yeah. What am I going to do? Be the. What you say? You watch Elizabeth. This isn't a Kathy Bates show you fucking idiot pay attention.

So she's like, What am I gonna do? Be the wrap till she remembers? I mean, I gotta let it go. I'm not the problem. Okay, you're the problem. Brian, you want the problem? No, you're also the problem. Because you're going around saying I hate Jenna. Also, I find it funny that everybody hates Jenna, but nobody will just say, Jenna, we don't like you. And Jenna does not, Jenna seems like nervous and all that, or not nervous anymore. She's more confident, but she seems like, I don't know, less star quality or diva like than the rest of them in a lot of ways. But I love that Jenna's just like,

okay, so basically you're saying everybody here hates me. Okay, well that's fine. Can I get back to the charcuterie? Sounds great. Literally just bought a $250,000 car or so. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm still in a state of distress over the fact that I had to watch my son climb a few notches up a rock wall last week.

Just really scary. So Jenna's basically like, well, you know, like, you know, you know, she basically, uh, Bryn's like, did I ever say this? Did I, did I say that I hate you? And Jenna's like, well, you know, like just that she's talked shit about me. Would you know, by the way, it's been, it's come back to me from so many different people and it's also on TV. And so, you know, but Brynn's like, so when you told me on multiple occasions I was talking shit about me, people in my circle say, I'm talking shit about me, so after like,

and she starts, Brynn actually starts to explain what her reasoning, but then Sai interrupts. She's like, Oh, then you add it in. And Brynn's like, well, she's like, you're going to make this about like, Oh, you can just jump over the fact that blah, blah, blah. And they just start to bicker in a whole different direction now. Right, and what Bryn says actually makes sense, that Jenna was saying, I keep hearing that everyone hates me, and this girl was like, yeah, it's true. Sorry, whatever it is. And that conversation sounds a lot less damning

for sure on Bryn's part. But we know it's not, because they all gossip, so that's the problem. You can't get mad about this petty shit if you're all gonna do it. We're gonna be here all day, you know? So then Brynn's like, okay, I'm sorry. It eventually gets to like, side of things.

Now, now, Erin comes. Or no, Erin, Sly's talking to Erin. Well, no, Erin's sort of sitting in there and like trying to mediate, and she's really not doing a good job. And you know, Brin's doing this whole thing of like, okay, wow. So like 70 people talk shit about Jenna, like say that you hate her and then I'm the 71st one. So, oh my goodness. And then Sai is like, why are you so rude?

And it was so funny that this whole fight involved it. Everybody hates her. Literally, everybody hates Jenna. Why am I the one in trouble? Well, so what? So so everybody hates it. But I didn't use the word hate everybody else did. I just use the word old lady stupid piece of shit face that I hate. God, I just said it didn't I? But back then I didn't. Well, guess what? I took the bus for the first time since I was in my 20s because I lost my purse. And even the bus driver was like, Oh my god, you want that show. I hate that Jenna. What an idiot. I mean, everybody hates her.

So Jenna basically is like, um, Brendan Tsai have some like core wounds that they need to need to heal. I healed mine by buying a $250,000 Bentley. Um, how much do I owe Aaron and multiply that by 100,000? Or 1,000. So she goes, it doesn't matter whether I told you or Aaron or Aaron told me, it's actually not the point. The fact of the matter is, Sy said it. Got around. Great.

Like, who cares? You're the one who said it. She's like, I didn't say it, dude. So she just keeps going on and she's like talking about all the people that hate her.'s like, and she goes, and Sy said it, we were at Casa Chuparani. Is that what it's called? Casa Chuparani. Casa Chuparani. Oh, it says Chuparani.

I was like, wow, sounds good to me. Pass those orders around. That means go suck Ronnie. Oh wow. I'm a winner in this situation. Casa, house, fuck, suck Ronnie. I'm a winner in this situation. Kasa, house, fuck, uh, suck Ronnie. Brynn is like, listen, if you had told me you hated Jenna, I would have been like, Jenna, guess what? Sy said it. Cause we were in Cassidy Breyani and she said it. Cause you know, I

love to stare at the pot. Trust me. I would have fucking told her. I would have. Okay. I didn't say it. So this just keeps going on and on and on. And so she's just, I'm fast forwarding. Cause I can't. Well, I think that actually that point actually gets you to sigh and she goes, okay, okay. I accept that then I accept that. She's like, okay, okay. Uh, you're, it's great. Like I get it. And then Brynn goes, yeah. And you're forgiven for screaming at me because of something you thought I said. And she goes, I'm forgiven. I didn't ask for your forgiveness. She's like, I'm not sorry about that. I don't regret anything. And Brent's like, oh, Lord knows you didn't. She goes, yeah,

I don't regret it. And they're like, guys, stop. This is getting worse. I have charcuterie. getting worse. I have charcuterie. I know it's a lot of money. But don't worry, I have a Bitcoin I can cash out. Oh, wait. So, um, size like quick right here and just stop. So size like, you know, you're not even listening to what happened and what made me feel this way, you know? All you want to do is stick a pacifier in my mouth and tell me what cool and then have fun with me. Well, that's toxic and I'm good. I'm good. I mean, Brynn, I do think that like opening up like a conversation and starting with like whatever it is that I did, I'm sorry for it. It's not a great look. You need to like-

Classic terrible apology. You need like- Classic terrible apology. She's like, I mean, listen, if there's anything I cannot apologize for specifically right now, I would love to do that. It's like, I don't want to hear what I did wrong, just to take my apology so we can move on. Yes.

So I was like, no, I want to tell you what you did wrong. Yeah, you have to apologize for what you did, not just because you may, not just that somebody reacted in a way that you didn't like to it, you dumb dumb. for what you did, not just because you may not just that somebody reacted in a way that you didn't like to it. You dumped them. I'm so sorry for the I'm so sorry you can't control your emotions about the completely nothing I did to you isn't really going to work. Yeah, so they're so size still pissed. So then back in the kitchen, Jenna is showing off her diamond is vintage guys. New diamonds, Bad. Old diamonds? Good.

Yeah. And basically then Aaron, you know, because the argument was not very well resolved, Aaron's like, well, Brian, maybe you should just like try to hug Sai. I think it'll go well. Hug her, hug her, hug her. So then Brian comes like and gives Sai a hug. And so it's like, So then Brynn comes like and gives Sia a hug. And so it's like, fine. If this is what it takes for me to be able to start eating this charcuterie in peace, I will hug this bitch. What are Aaron's thoughts on the situation?

I'm shell shocked and I'm traumatized, but I'm also very happy. Oddly enough, the look I have for happy is the same look I have for Shellshock and Traumatize. It's funny because tomorrow I am going to be serving my favorite hybrid of pasta and Israeli food, Shellshockshuka. So she brings Aaron, has gifts for everybody and they're coming on gifts. And then Jenna's like, Oh, that reminds me.

I'm going to one up Aaron right now. So, so yeah, I did it. I got gifts for everybody. So she brings gifts and then we just hear a little aside where Rebecca's like, Oh yeah, I wore a menstrual cup and then I sneezed and it just all shot out of me. Yeah, she would say the diva cup. And I was like, you know what? I am going to research this before I podcast this time instead of way in during the podcast. So I researched what a diva cup is and now I know. And now her story is much more vivid.

Well, we are note takers. Shelby actually said, in case you boys don't know, a diva cup is a little flexible cup that you put in there when you have your period instead of a tampon or wearing a pad. I use one and absolutely love it. Then you're basically pulling it out and empty it into the toilet.

Benefits are you don't have to buy tampons. It's better for your body than putting cotton up there. You can wear it longer. God damn it. Why do I want one now? I think so. I think we should bring Shelby on to read our ads. I want one of these things.

Oh, don't tell Deandra Simmons. Why? She had a K cup issue. So I can't remember. Remember there was a whole storyline about like she's stuck a cake up a bit. But Becky Minkoff story is that she sneezed and her diva cup came out and they're like, it looked, did it look like a murder scene? And so, wow, that is a Becky Minkoff telling the vivid tales. Also, did maybe Becky Minkoff do it wrong?

I feel like Shelby should teach her. I don't know. I'm not going to get into this. I refuse. So then Jenna gives everybody lingerie again. And this time, it's very, very sexy. And Brynn's like, I'm putting my underwear on my head we're just girls and then Jessel gets a special present and it's a Christmas tree costume you guys from Party City

because last year Jenna gave her shit about wearing two types of you know labels so she felt bad so this year she got her something to make up for and she gives her a bag that's like, the bag looks like it's gonna be something fancy. It looks like Bottega and like, I don't know, LVP or not LVP. Darling, my new designer scarves. Anyway, this entire gift-giving scene and the flashbacks go on for about three hours of airtime. And it's wildly thrilling. So now we get to go see the kids' room or the rooms that Aaron's putting people's in. And in London's room, I forgot she had a kid named London. I hope that kid's just always like super ahead in time. Like, why are you already awake? It's only one in the morning. Time change, mother.

I hope that kid is just going around and rejecting books that are donated to him. Hello, I'm London. Your book is no good here. Just singing all of their Broadway shows with an English accent like this is the West End version mummy. Hello, mother. I'm off to see Mrs. Doutfire for the 45th time. On the West End. So London's room is a drawing of a child on the floor with blood coming out of its mouth and it was on top of another person.

Did it have a knife? I remember this being a terrifying, what was this? Was it children's art or was it art? Weren't they like, whoa, Erin? And she goes, did I get this wrong? Or did she say, it's okay, my child's educated, they understand it. I know she said I should change that I think. Oh, she's like, Aaron, she's like, okay, y'all change that. I'll change. So I

think, I don't remember. So then now they all go get ready for dinner and they're all looking great. And Prince like, girls gone wild, said Harbor addiction, addition, boobstruck. So Jessel's wearing like a little skims body suit that she looks naked in. And she's like, this is so okay. Like, oh my god, your vagina is hanging out of there. She's basically naked. I love Brynn suddenly becoming brutish after all that. So then they go to Calissa, which I think they went to on Summer House once because I heard that and I was like, I'm going to Calissa. I feel like it's a

Lindsay Hubbard spot. So they get there and then they start talking and they're joking about how Jessel has, Brynn jokes that Jessel has a complaining voice, so it projects around across the restaurant and just like, shut the fuck up. I love this play, this was play for banter, right? Or was that an actual criticism? I can't tell. So they start asking Raquel about herself and Brin's like, do you hamptons a lot?

Okay, I'll say it the way rich people try to pretend they're not saying they have a bunch of properties. Do you head out east? And so Raquel talks about in the 90s, she had a house in West Hampton. And then she talks about how she was, she started out as a collector. She was a model in the 90s. And then talks about she was, you know, art by artists of color was not a big thing, but she was into it. So she was collecting it and buying it. And then she started, it was hard for her to get galleries to sell to her. And she dealt with hurdles. And you know, as an artist of color, they didn't really, you know, they didn't look, they didn't look at you

and, you know, they were selling to everyone else. So she faced a lot of discrimination in the art world and then she built a collection and then the museums were really into the collection and then it just grew from there. And then people were like, hey, can you help me build a collection now? So she basically overcame a lot of barriers

and became the car sick lady she is today. And Aaron's like, did you meet Mel through the art world? When you have art world parties, Mel's there. Do people serve as much charcuterie as I did today? Were you like, look at that life of the party? I want to talk to that woman. And Raquel tells them that Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist and Brink goes, oh my God, I just got a boner.

And Aaron's like, yeah, Abe the babe really liked her. I feel like, like I didn't speak to her at all, but he said that like she was really cool and that like she might have some Bitcoin assets he can help out with. So that's cool. So then she talks about her engagement and how they were on this Harley ride or Ducati ride in their case. And this like Ducati, the Ducati ride, it's called Ducati Ducks. And then they're like, oh my God, wow, you ride motorcycles? Ducatis are pretty expensive. Oh my God.

I'm sorry, that's not knocking. That's my boner panning up against the table. Ducati. So Raquel talks about how they were on this ride with all these people and Mel held her back and proposed in front of the whole motorcycle gang. And Aaron's like, wow, motorcycle gang too. Cycling hags. So Aaron looks a little disturbed that she's in a motorcycle gang.

A cat. We see the gang by the way, but Aaron calls it a motorcycle. Are you in the Hells Angels? Did you go to Altamont? So we see the video of this engagement, which is basically Raquel and Mel talking by a motorcycle, and then they start hugging. So that was,

it was very romantic. So then she shows off her ring and it's that crazy ring we saw last week. It's like big gold. It looks like big faux gold painted rocks. She's like, it's art. She's like, you know, it's like black diamonds, white diamonds, cognac diamonds.

And it's, you know, it's just very me. It's a lot, a lot of diamonds. Jessel is outraged. She's like, if Puffet gave me that, I would be like, did you get this out of a Kinder egg? I would think it was a hoax. I was like, send this back to whoever from the fried chicken society of New York City gave this to you

and get me a real ring, you idiot. Puffet gave this to me. I would be sitting there waiting for him to eat it because it's probably some foodie bullshit that he's bought. And Brin goes, um, is a giant ring specialist? Kudos. So they all weigh in. They all weigh in on the ring. They all give us their opinions on the ring. If it feels like we've been talking about the scene forever, it's because it went on forever. But I do feel like, you know, she's new. So it's important to talk about her backstory. Because it is a cool backstory. It just, the scene just went on for a very, very, very long time.

Brent's like, I totally thought you were going to say, I thought the love story was going to be like, then you stopped, but then you got on the expressway. And then you guys like had this romantic drive and it was sunset. And then she proposed. I was like, Oh, okay. So was their story not romantic? She's like, Oh, so she, she got proposed to in front of a bunch of Harley people in a parking lot. Great story. Thanks a lot. What the hell? Yeah. Um, and then Raquel like Britain's like, yeah, like you weren't driving and then she slips the ring on your finger and then suddenly you realize like Brynn's like, yeah, like you weren't driving and then she slips the ring on your finger and then suddenly you realize like you're engaged

and that would be like that. And Raquel's like, yeah, it would have been dangerous because she needs both hands to drive the motorcycle. It feels, oh, so you're safety first lesbians. I wanna be a lesbian so bad. I think it's so she. We know Brynn. So Jenna's like, Brynn, I was 43. I mean, how old are you? She's like, I'm 38. They're like, well, you have time.

Tick tock, Jenna. Tick tock. So then they are talking about her plans for tomorrow, the quantity provisions. Okay. And it was like, I already ordered and Brin's like, okay, well that was the best story ever. Now we have to put this one on the spot. What about your safety? Not lesbian who nobody cares about because you're not lesbian, non-chic person. Psychologists.

Becky Minkoff is here. Um, I love that like Rebecca Minkoff, who is a really well-established designer. She literally has a billboard on Melrose Avenue. When she was announced on this cast, everyone was like, oh my God, Rebecca Minkoff's from the Real Housewives of New York. What'd I get? She's so relegated to sideline. It's like, oh wait, okay, now Rebecca Minkoff, famous person who's on our cast now, tell us about yourself. It's like, oh, wait, okay. Now, Rebecca Minkoff, famous person who's on our cast now, tell us about yourself. It's just so funny. It's like someone just significantly more famous in all of them. They're like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, you're here too. Tell us about yourself.

Listen, I'll tell you something, Ben. I don't know. I don't know what from Adam. What do I know? I don't know. She come up with for Old Navy. Nothing. Okay. I don't give a shit. Did she come up with any new Heather colored waffle long sleeves for the winter? She's like, I literally did that right. So I don't fucking know her. So she can get in line with everybody else. Okay. She's not above anybody. She's listening and squinting with range, ranging right there.

Rottish, Oh really? I didn't design any Heather Gray waffle for you. Did you not remember the fall 2018 collection? Becky Minkoff for Old Navy. Thanks a lot. I'm literally still wearing it and none of that was yours, ma'am. Stop lying. I'm still wearing Old Navy from years and years ago. I mean, I've been complaining that they don't have cargo pants anymore.

I still have cargo shorts from back in the day when they were original. And now they have them back and they're not the same. And guess why I know? Because I still have some. Okay. They're not Rebecca Minkoff. Rebecca Minkoff or Old Navy. Okay. So she's like, well, what should I share? I don't know. I was born in San Diego. I moved to Florida as soon as possible. I left. I was 18. I fell in love with a guy. He had

a great apartment. I was like, we should move in together because you have a great apartment. So… And Raquel's like, story of New York. Brynn's like, yeah, I feel like I fell in love with a guy because he had a what did he put me into? I wish it was a girl. So then she basically tells a story about how she fell in love with this guy. He's like, let's move in together or she said let's move in together. And on the eve of them moving in together, he's like, you know what?

I'm not into this. And she's like, well, I just moved out of my place. He's like, yeah, you can't stay here. So she's like, okay. So then she tried to go back to her old room and she's like, can I have my room back? Like, sorry, we gave it to Brad. And she's like, OK. So then she tried to go back to her old room. And she's like, can I have my room back? Like, sorry, we gave it to Brad. And I was like, oh, fuck Brad. And it's like, she's like, no, Brad was actually like my ex.

He's like really sweet. I love Brad. I lost my virginity to Brad. They're like, oh, you lost your virginity? She goes, yeah, I lost it at 16 because my parents had this great deal with me where if they said, if you don't do drugs, Becky, we'll get you birth control. And I was like, no problem. I just fucked everybody.

Like, I snorted so much dick up my nose. I tell you, it was amazing. BOWEN LAUGHS BOWEN GROANS And they're like, oh, my God. And she's like, yeah, well, that was normal then. They're like, what? Like, she's like, are you guys just like saying

it's weird that they did that? They're like, yes, well, that was normal then. They're like, what? Like, she's like, are you guys just saying it's weird that they did that? They're like, yes, yes, that's so strange. And they're all just kind of like, oh my god. Hi, your 16 year olds are probably fucking everybody. OK, sorry, or they're at least thinking about, or they're getting close. I mean, come on, we were all 16 once. I'm not saying that everybody is automatically

fucking at 16, but that's definitely when your hormones are raging. I'm surprised that everybody's so shocked. It's weird, especially in 2024. It's shocking to see the shocked faces. It's actually like a pretty savvy move, I think, because it is happening. And I think I'd rather make a deal

where my kids are not doing drugs and are also not getting pregnant at the same time. If you're not comfortable having the conversation with them like listen, yeah, I'm going to get you on birth control because you think that it might tempt them to go fuck a lot. That might be true. So just start putting it in their cereal. That's what I say. Lock them in a room. You know, Rapunzel, great story. Okay. So, they're all freaked out by that. Well, not freaked out, but they're shocked by it. And so, then Jenna is like, well, I grew up in, well, she's telling us, yeah,

I grew up in California. So, it was mostly about, I don't know, drinking, driving and driving at the same time. But I mean, the idea that I would condone sex, I mean, my God, I have a 17 year old, like, I just can't imagine giving him, oh God, someone having sex with my son on a rock wall. And then the waiter comes over and goes, hi, I just, I'm sorry to interrupt everyone. Jenna, just want you to know that everyone here on the staff, we all hate you. Okay, thank you so much. Well, thank you for at least saying it to my face. Oh, and so does Psy. God damn it, Psy. Did you say that to them? No, I swear to God. Actually, Brynn told us that Psy said that. Oh my God, Brynn, why would you do that? Why did you tell the wait of that? So then after Rebecca tells this whole story about Brad and the virginity and yada yada,

she then goes, I still have the bed. And everyone's like, oh, you have the bed? You kept the bed, cackling hags. And Jenny goes, but not the mattress. She goes, no, not the mattress. It's just the bed frame. It's not sentimental. It's not like, oh, my virgin bed. I love how Becky Minkoff is like, you guys are all ridiculous. It's just a frame I keep in the corner. Circling the spot where it happened. I was here. In the bed where it happened. Yeah. Yeah, the spot on the bed where it happened. So then- I was trying to make a Hamilton reference actually,

and I guess- Oh, I didn't get it. What'd you say? In the bed where it happened. It's more effective when you actually sing it, rather than just saying in the bed where it happened. Oh, you should've said out damn spot. If I said, hey, circle the spot where it happened,

you should've just been like, I've been like out damn spot. Then I would've gotten it. Why are you choosing less famous lines to give me? There's a song. Not Hamlet, Hamilton. Oh, Hamilton. I thought you said Macbeth. And I was asking, didn't you say Macbeth? I said I literally said Hamilton. I was-

I quit. I don't even know why I'm here today. In the bed where it happened. Well, you know, huge shot. She's like, I'm not going to miss my Britten spot. I'm not going to miss my spot. So now everybody's getting ready for bed and Uba is talking to Erin and Jessel in the kitchen. And she's like, so guys, what do you think about Britten's side? And oh my God, why are you bringing this up? Isn't it over? Just let it be over, please.

And Aaron's like, I think they're good. And Jess is like, do you think it's good? Is it good? Was it good? It's good, right? It's great. I love it. What are you guys talking about? BOTH LAUGH Are we talking about the Matlock reboot? Definitely not Cynthia's Bun or whatever the name of that awful restaurant was that Pava dragged me to. It's an outer burrow. So basically, Uba is asking,

what do you guys think? Meanwhile, Uba, who later has spent a lot of energy talking about how people are talking for other people and there's so much game on the telephone and he or is gossiping. So she goes, well, Sy said Bryn said, I'm sorry. And Sy was like, I haven't even started speaking and that's what bothers me. And everyone's like, just now? No. Earlier? No, in the future, she said it, Erin. It was an astral projection of what she was going to say. Was it before or after she said she was so impressed with all the charcuterie I got? Aaron, please.

Was it before or after Abe sold my Bitcoin without telling me? So four hours ago, Sy and Uber were talking. And Sy's like, you know, I'm never gonna win with her. I'm trying to talk to you, you're dismissing everything I'm saying and cuts back. And she's like, honestly, like the reason I, she says, honestly goes, the reason I'm not opening up,

I'm just not, it's not as much fun. I'm not as much fun as I used to be. Remember when I was so much fun? Do you remember the first time we went to the restaurant in the Hamptons and I stole the can of beans from the pantry? Hilarious times. Where has those times gone?

So it turns out, Uba's only gossiping is that way she can broadcast her own displeasure. But also I think it's so funny that she's like, guys, hasn't anybody noticed I'm not fun? And they're like, uh, remember? I was fun before and now I'm not fun. They're like, uh, that's why I'm releasing a new bar, you know? No, no, that's why I'm releasing a new sauce. That's not fun. I call it Uber not. So Aaron's like, yeah, what's going on? You're not as fun. Look at me. I'm also not as fun. And she's like, because I'm scared to open up from, you know, to you bitches, you guys are twisting sheet.

Like, what do you have to open up? Is your stress arm? Is that what it is? So she's still mad that they talked about her boyfriend that Brynn brought up her boyfriend last year. So everyone is you're so ready to open up on me, please. That's your point of contention. Yeah, everyone is pigeon. Everyone is saying something, pigeon, like pigeon, Jessel's like. Does this have to do with what Puppet's been eating on his Instagram?

Because he has done that. It's disgusting. I said it doesn't matter if it's in the middle of a Hawaiian roll. You can call it a squab or you want to. A pigeon's a pigeon. I mean, is it better that you're eating an infant pigeon? I mean, they haven't been on the streets this much, sure, but there's still a pigeon at the end of the day. You could put pickled carrots on it and cilantro and put it in a baguette. Sure, it might technically be a banh mi, but it's disgusting, Parvath. Put that pigeon away. Everyone's a what? A pigeon. And she's like, yeah, like da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

she's like making like talking hands. And she goes, I give you news, but I forgot. I forgot what I said. And Jessica goes, you mean the pigeon carrier? She goes, okay, fine, a pigeon carrier. They're all pigeon carrier. And she's like, I thought I came from Africa, you know, and I thought like Amazon is here, but there's no Amazon. Everything in three days. Yeah. Funny. I didn't hear her say that. She, she's like, let me relate this to an antiquated form of message delivery pigeons. So, um, honestly, she could have just said FedEx ground

that would have made full sense, just packages going out, you never know when you're gonna get them. Well, it's fun that she's making Dorinda make sense all this much later in time. I know, pigeons so fly with eagles. Now that makes sense. So pigeons, yeah, okay.

So Brin enters in and everyone's like, oh, we were just talking about you. Yeah, no big deal. So Brinn's like, Oh, yeah, I like it. So Jusl's like, Do you feel like anything was resolved? Like, do you feel good about Psy? To you? We're about to break it down because it's not good. Are you ready? No one tell her Si was talking about, Si was talking about me, who told you? And it was like, you know, because Si came into the room and said, you did not let her speak, that you call her manipulative.

She is twisting things. Um, Si and I have a friendship since, I know, since all of you guys, basically since we were all cast on a show together and we've had our own friendship and we're working our way through it and I feel like we had a great breakthrough today when she didn't get to say anything and I just said sorry in advance and I'm like really happy with where we're at so like I don't know why you guys are literally sitting around talking about a mind and size relationship when we actually made up or I made up with

her and you guys have to find something else to talk about. Oh really? You think I don to find something else to talk about. Oh really? You think I don't have anything else to talk about? Go have diarrhea already. I'm using that. Go get diarrhea. And Brynn's like, okay, well what else? And she goes, well, that is not the way I was doing it. She goes, then what else? She goes, oh my God, I'm just so fucking worried. All of you guys, you know, when I'm talking, you guys, you guys are all lies. And Brynn just goes, Uwe, she tells us,

Uwe, go to bed. You told Jenna that Sy hates you. Jenna that says yes, and then deny. All this shit is just not cool. So Brynn is basically like, I don't need Uwe in my ear talking about this. Like, talking about like, oh, sides hurt, sides hurt, you know? And Uba's like, I know what side's been trying to do. She's been trying to sit down with Brynn and explain her feelings. And Brynn just

brushes her off, you know? And Uba's like, I just feel so caught between. I'm like, you literally put yourself in this position. You open up this entire conversation, Uba. Yeah. So Brynn's like, whatever, we're just different personalities. And she's like, well, I'm just saying what she said. And when, you know, it's totally fine when Uba does it, of course. And so they go back and forth for a while. And then Brynn's like, well, boo boo, she's talking about me. She said horrible shit about me. She's yelled at me in public. I mean, don't even get me started. And she goes, well, then go tell her that. Oh my God. So they'll fight more than you can be more upset that they're fighting. I mean, it's a, it's a cycle. It's a cycle. Let's break

the cycle guys. Yeah. Brin's like, don't go there with me cause I don't get mad. You want to talk about shit? You don't. And Uba's like, I'm not going to stop because I don't know. She goes, no, you don't want to. You don't want to. Everyone should be very thankful that I'm super cool and letting shit fly. Nobody's thankful. Nobody's thankful. You don't let shit fly. We're not thankful for you because you're not doing that anyway. So Bryn's like, it's not even your fight, you know? And then Uba's like, if you're mad at Bryn, if you're mad at Brynn, if you say mean to Brynn, she sweeps it under the rug. And then she finds another conflict with you

that relates with someone else so she can be a victim and make a big deal. She never wants to be on the front lines. It's like, well, first of all, nobody wants to be on the front lines. Okay? And why are you choking? Uba's like, carbon monoxide, bitch. And why are you choking? Who was like, carbon monoxide, bitch. Why are you coughing too? I actually just turned on the gas in Aaron's house and I was like, cause? Is someone trying to burn the charcuterie? I'm coughing because I ate too much charcuterie that I provided.

So Brin's like, I apologize, you know, and she said it was fine. Thank you for your apology. And then Jenna looked at her like, are you going to apologize to Brynn? And sorry, everybody, excuse me. And she said, I don't regret anything I did. So you want to go there? She goes, wait a minute, that happened today? And they're like, yeah, that happened. She's like, oh my God. So I'm not getting the full story from anybody on this cast, god damn it. Then Erin weighs in to us, because I'm annoyed with everyone

because I got a text from Psy and it was clear to me that she apologized. So Psy's text was basically like, I wanna take a moment to express my sincerest apologies for the way things unfolded during our night out together when the disagreement between Green and I was completely uncalled for and I take full responsibility for my part in escalating the situation even though she is a total bitch and really annoying.

Furthermore, I do hate Jenna, but please don't tell her I said that. Thank you very much. Oh my God, it's Jenna on this text because that's a group text, right? So because she's like, to Raquel and Rebecca, I hope I didn't ruin your evening. And I promised this group of amazing women. This group is an amazing group and you know, most of them without fancy cars will probably let you drive. Not me though, bitches.

Everyone goes, so watching Brian and Si communicate is like watching aliens on Mars be like BD boop boop, bada boop boop, Bada, Boop, Boop, Bada, Boop, Bidi, Bidi, Bop, Bum, Bidi, Bidi, Bop, Bop, Bada, Bop. Is that JLo? So then Brynn is like, and it was like, I got the fact. And she's like, no, you didn't. You hear someone doing a violin. That's a fake violin. She goes, violin is my favorite fucking thing to play.

Everybody goes, there's other instruments. There's better instruments. I was like, oh my God, now you're coming for the violinists? Viola players are like, please, please say that we're better. Please. Think girl, everybody's hating you right now. And you know that there's one violinist listening on the train

He's like I was her last fan Yatshak Perlman is furious He's like I am such a blin stan how dare you Forget that the guess who is no longer mother I like Uber. So then she goes, it was like by Ringo's, there are other instruments, there are better instruments, no, but violin is better. And Aaron goes, I like violence. And he goes, I like violence. You guys are taking a

very literal take on this metaphor here. That's what they do. Everything is about one little word. Now it's like, well, why are we talking about violins? I love violins. I love violins. How could you come from violins? I feel like I'm on Mars watching two aliens play violins. Like,

Nunu, nu, nu, nu, nu, nu, nu. And Brynn's like, everyone needs to chill the fuck out. I'm as chill as a fucking cucumber. I do not like cucumber. I like cucumber. I like cucumber. Me too. She doesn't like cucumber or violinist.

I love, I once saw a violin being played with a cucumber. It still sounded good. I once saw a cartoon cucumber playing a violin and it was very good. It was voiced by Yitzhak Perlman. Oh my gosh. They just keep going back and forth and back and forth. And then finally Bryn just starts going da da da da da da da da. And Uba goes no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And they, now Bryn is imitating Uba. And now it's just now we're just down to, we're

down to the charade fight in Atlanta that the charade and Marlow fight. But we get to the most important thing which is we are done or Jenna's going to leave and Jenna's closing her door like, I am too wealthy to hear these voices at night. This is why I try to stay in my own home. I'm gonna sleep in my Bentley. Yeah. So the next morning, yeah, Jenna stays there this time. Crazy. So next morning, Erin and Brad are like, topless, or they're in bed in Prince topless. She's like, oh my god,

are we lesbian now? Ow, ow, ow. So then, you know, morning stuff, Rebecca and Jessel are making jokes to Povit about sleeping with each other. Like maybe I can get a baby girl from her. I hope it's not a baby girl pigeon or Povit will eat it on a bun and put it on his Instagram. Sorry, Squab. So Erin and Bryn are in bed. Erin's like, last night was fun. Isn't this a fun house full of exciting drama

that creates memorable TV moments and was like yeah dinner was hilarious. Yeah dinner was hilarious at Calissa what a great dinner. So Sai spent $1,800 on some kind of a light pad thing and it's like astronauts use it to heal and we find out it was like why would you spend that money? And so I was like, you spend money on going to the spa every week, so what's that? She's like, well, you know what else? Also sometimes at the spa, I listen to cucumber music. So, suck it.

We all know best spa water is actually not with cucumber, but with violin. So, Aaron's like, so how did you feel about last night? I think the game of telephone just needs to stop. Words get twisted. I think we should all just be more direct with each other. And Brynn's like, welcome to my world. He's like, are you twisted or are you the twister?

A little bit both. Well, at least you admit it. And then Sai's in bed going, oh, they twist my words. You know, I was like, listen, I can't open up because you're like, you know, I was like, you twist things. All of you guys, you're pigeon with no right address. You're just pigeon flying around with no address, leaving my food on other people's stoop. That's DoorDash.

Whatever. You know what you're like? You're like DoorDash when you're like door dash when you were at a friend's house and you enter in their address, but then like two nights later, you're at home and you order new food, but you send it to your friend's house by accident. That's what you all are, but you're also pigeons doing it. So then, um, Brynn goes to Raquel and Jenna's room and wakes

Jenna up with a kiss and humps her in bed. Jenna's room and wakes Jenna up with a kiss and humps her in bed. And then Uber is still calling everyone pigeon pigeons, pigeons, pigeons. And then the delivery guy from provisions arrives and see this is pigeon with a dress. This pigeon knows what to do. This is a good pigeon. So they go outside and talk about Raquel's Porsche. Is it a turbo? It's not. They didn't have any when she was getting hers. So it's just a regular embarrassing. That is mortifying. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. How could they cast her? She didn't have turbo.

So then they're just like, they're all sitting outside. They're joking. Bryn's like saying, like, do you think, do we think, you know, Jenna's Bentley is going to break down, you know, call back to her vintage car. And Jenna's like, um, I'm sure, but I will only travel with Erin and that way she can get me an Uber home. Hey, wait, there's a note from the, from the guy who delivered provisions that says, Jenna, we all hate you here too. Wow. See, see, Sy, this is taking responsibility for things that you say. I'm just saying. So then, Brent's like, see, so Jenna does have money, everybody. And Rebecca goes, yeah, are you looking at her wrist? Because of course, Jenna's also flashing her wrist diamonds.

And Rebecca's like, yeah, the girl has money, okay. Oh, yeah, she always wears diamonds to breakfast. And Erin goes, yeah, she just doesn't like to pay for Ubers. And then Jen was like, I was just making sure Erin could afford it. And everyone's like, ah. It's gonna be a thing, you know, Erin's gonna be like, did she know about the Bitcoin that Abe the Babe sold?

Did she know that I'm not as rich as I thought I was? That was pretty rude of her to do that at breakfast. At my house, my iconic mother house. So, you see, this is why Sai's not here. Oh, okay. See you guys, this is why Sai's not here because of how you're acting. And she's so tired of being used as a pawn. It's like, we're talking about Ubers. We're

making Uber jokes. I know. And Jess is like, a pun? Here's a pun for you. Poverty is stupid. Was that a pun? You're mad at pun? You're mad at pun. No, a pawn. She said a pawn. Oh, a pawn? Yeah. I'll never go into those kind of shops. They're disgusting really. I mean, who wants to go on a shop with jail bars on the window? Not me.

The only one who'd go in there would be Pava, but only if you heard they were serving fried chicken in the back. And so Uber's like, yeah, porn. And Jossel says, wait, who's using her as a pawn? Is she just a shrimp now waiting to be eaten with a prawn? Oh, right. I forgot what we were talking about. What about Kurt Russell's girlfriend? That's called the Hawn. Who?

So Uber's like, everything she says gets twisted. And yesterday we were told that you, Raquel, that you didn't even let, that we didn't let you drive first, but she thought you were gonna drive your car. And Raquel's like, yeah, no, that's, I know that's what she thought. And it was like, well, I'm telling you in this group, there's a lot of miscommunicated. And Brent's like, well,

maybe it's because people are using spokespers, spokespeople and not talking for themselves. Where is Sy? She can't talk. Um, Erin said it's Si. It's between them. It's- Erin said it to Si. So it's between them. And she's like, I'm not a spokesperson. She goes, oh. She goes, I'm actually, and Jessica's a client. And it's like, you're literally a spokesperson. I am violin. I am lead by- I'm first violin

in her symphony. Shut the fuck up. And the song I'm playing is called Shut the Fuck Up. And so Brynn's like, oh, here we go. So Jessel is like, there's definitely underlying emotions here. Ube doesn't trust Brynn largely due to the Mr. CT factor. And then we see at the season finale last year when she says, oh my God, we heard you're dating a rich guy in Connecticut. And then it all went downhill. You can't even talk about dating a rich guy in Connecticut. Give me a fucking break.

Well, I can't do this. I feel like producers need to step in and be like, you can't do this. You have to talk about what's going on at least the most very basic level, or you can get the fuck out of here. Well, I mean, she is talking about this guy, but I, listen, I get why Uber was frustrated then, but I also feel like there's been a reunion. It's time to like, it's time to move on. This is not enough. This is not,

this is not a few worthy, but it's like a year later. It's like, it's rude worthy. So then, um, Uber's like, you know, I was actually the person who was supposed to drive here. So I was, I was included in this. And when she, what, what, when she delivered the message, it was to sigh and I, so I have the right to talk about Raquel having car sickness. And the only reason I spoke to bring the way I did, she was condescending towards me. And when you're condescending, I will meet you with disrespect also. Yeah. So, and I agree that Brynn is being condescending with her, but like you're dressing somebody down. So what-

And they're also having like a nice moment. I think people have the right to be condescending if you're like, if they're in the process of being dressed down, you know what I mean? But also like Uba for as much as she's like, oh, pigeon, pigeon, pigeons, no one actually saying what's on their mind. What's really happening is that that's, she has, she's annoyed at Raquel because she feels like Raquel put her on blast, right?

Like, like in a way that was like unwarranted. And instead of sitting down and being like, you know, Raquel, you know, when you text something like that, it makes me look like a shitty person when that's really not what happened. Like that's actually what her beef is. But instead they're all joking about the Uber situation. She's like, ah, this is what's wrong.

Pigeons like Raquel says this about me. I'm like, well, so you're again using another situation to try to just air your own grievances. Now I love that she's calling everyone pigeons. I think it's hilarious, but I just feel like she's also being a little hypocritical in the process. So then, so I finally comes out, like, look at me, I'm sporty fucking spice. And Ubers like, don't say I'm a spokesperson. And so says like, Oh, God, what's going on? And British goes, it was your spokesperson. And Rebecca's like, she's speaking on your behalf. And so everyone has the wrong address.

Everyone tells things that are not true. Everyone misinterpret thing. We'd need to clear our ears out or something, you know, pigeons, clean your ears, pigeons. Pigeons don't have ears. She goes, I think we need to be respectful in our language. And it was like, no, no, no pigeon. And she goes, well, we don't need you to yell,

shut the fuck up to people.'" She goes, "'I'm not talking to you.'" She goes, "'Well, you need to watch your language.'" "'No, I'm not watching my language.'" "'Well, watch your language, you need to be respectful, you can't yell, fuck you.'" She's like, "'Oh, well, you are the biggest pigeon out of all of them here, including Erin, Jess, and Brynn. Okay, Erin, other big pigeon, but not as big as you,

Jess, the smaller pigeon, and oh, sorry, actually, I was not even pointing out anyone. I was misreading the notes, but either way, all pigeons, every single one of you. Yes. So Brynn's like, I don't exist in worlds where it's like, fuck you, fuck you. Like that's trashy. That's just like a trashy. Yeah, I love Brynn. Like she got clocked on Twitter for acting. Like she's like all hoity-toity and she's like, like, oh my God, classy love Brynn. She got clocked on Twitter for acting like she's all hoity-toity and she's like,

oh my god, classy, etc. She just says so many things like, I'm wet or whatever, and that's not slut-shaming. It's just showing that she picks and chooses when she's going to be a classic lady, you know. So, um, so then Brynn just keeps saying, let's watch our language because that's all she's got, you know? Um, but this is a stupid fight. So I'm honestly really on no one's team. I'm just like, please end it. So then Uber won't, she's like, don't tell me what to do.

And then Brynn's like, you can't scream at me. Just acting all victimized and then size like pineapple. And then Uber stops and she goes, she like takes a breath and she goes, pineapple, that's for sure. And Jim is like, wait a minute, what's pineapple? Like, wait a minute, pineapple. Yeah. Like you guys have a safe word or what? And Brynn goes, what is this Pavlov's dog? That's not what Pavlov's dog is Brynn. I love Brynn the fucking book collector is using every phrase today completely incorrectly.

Pavlov's dog is when you ring a bell and the dog goes to eat. Well, I guess that she's sort of saying like if you say the word that like, that Uba has like instinctual response to it, but either way, Jocelyn goes, didn't Tom Cruise use a pineapple when he was stranded on Castaway, sending his child off to a school that Papa won't let our children go to? Wasn't that a thing? Wasn't

that Wilson a pineapple? Tom Cruise stuck on an island with a pineapple. Can't end well. Is that what Tom Cruise... She's like, who's that? Is that what Tom Cruise? She's like, who's that? Just he had children that go to prestigious schools. So then, Brim's like, oh, so we're yelling safe word?

She goes, no, no, safe word is for sex. Am I having sex? And Aaron's like, well, someone's getting fucked. That was a good one, guys. Come on. That was a good one. Hold on. Let me call Abe the babe.

So someone's- So Jessel's like, well, what's your safe word during sex, Erin? And she's like, well, it was Bitcoin, but that's kind of over now. Jessel's like, you know what my safe word is? Zucchini. Everyone's least favorite vegetable. Jenna's like, I can't imagine saying zucchini during sex.

It's not happening. So it's just like, okay, everyone's just kind of trying to get over it, but it's awkward. So Erin takes Uba to go for a walk and Erin's like, listen, you're really taking the size stuff into yourself because you care, right? She goes, no, I'm not taking it in. She goes, well, I just don't want there to be a blow up and it's happening. And I think Brynn, she's going to blow up soon. She goes, you know what? Good luck. Blow up, pigeon. So ultimately whoever's wrong or right, that shit's funny. I don't care. So fun episode, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Great times. We will talk

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