Watch What Crappens - #2597 Below Deck Sailing S5E03: Dutch Baby

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

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free right now by joining Wandery Plus. This is what happens when there's so much that happens. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Braves. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? How's it going today?

Good, good to see you over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? How's it going today? Good. Good to see you over there. Wow. Long time. It's good to see you too. You know, familiarity supposedly breeds contempt, but I don't contempt you. No, I don't think about that.

No, I feel the same way. I think familiarity breeds content and content. Familiarity breeds bonair. Just kidding. I shouldn't talk about boners because we are on the first episode for the main feed this season of Below Deck Sailing. If you guys have missed these, go over to Patreon. That's where they are, the first two. If you haven't, hey, what the hell are you doing here? Go somewhere else, mother effer. Just kidding. Thanks for being here, everybody.

Good to see you. Yeah, it's Below Deck. Crappy Hours every other Monday. Did that last night. Super fun show. Also, we have all the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives out now on the feed. And this week, we're going to do some fun updates on our lives on Patreon. So go check that out.

It's also where you go if you want videos of us doing these recaps and see our gorgeous closed pose faces, which we're going to be doing every day on Patreon. So go see those if you want those. Okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, it's just another episode of Below Deck, another day where I say, why can't you just do your job? Just do your job. Just get it right. Like, close the doors, close the doors when the boat's tilting, stay in the kitchen when

you're the chef, just do the simple things and everything will be okay, right? What did you think? Um, I love it. You know, I love below deck. So here we are. I love watching people work because I'm not doing it. You know what I mean? It's like when there's people working in the neighborhood, you could just look out the window and be like, I'm not outside today. God damn it. It's a good day. You know, sometimes, sometimes I need to be reminded to be a positive person and seeing other people do things really does it for me. It reminds me to just be thankful for sitting down. Yeah. That's a really great perspective.

Isn't it? Aren't I a positive person? What do you think about that? I think great things about that. I felt like this episode, what really cracked me up is how this episode just starts off with Daisy like mid rant. It's like, Oh, yeah, we're back with sailing yacht because it's like Daisy being like, you're not in my corner. I'm like, Whoa, we are back. We're back. By the way, she's saying this to Gary. They're like drinking, you know, in between charters. And you know, she's like, you're not in my

corner. By the way, I think not having Gary in the corner with you is probably a good thing. Really? He's currently being sued for dragging people into his corner. I think like, uh, if you find yourself in a corner with Gary, you have to start working out of the corner. Get out, get out, look for the rectangle and push hard because it's probably a door kicking the knees, please. Yeah.

In between the knees or the knees. You know, a long time ago, I remember saying, like years ago, that these two are good. I can just see their future. Daisy just changed smoking in probably 47 with some really dirty children who just wear diapers. You know those kids who don't have clothes, they just wear diapers.

Just running around. I mean, I know babies wear diapers, but you know, like past their age, like five, just running around filthy, chain smoking, just going out to the stairway or the fire escape railing and her like tenement apartment and just like throwing open the window and just climbing out there and screaming, Gary, where the fuck have you been? You're not in the corner. Oh, there you go. I'm never going to forget. And he's just drunk, chain smoking on the street with the other kind of older guys. Now he's just, she's a gang.

You kidding me? Yeah, my ass. He got them went to him. They didn't even know. Eric, get over here. It's like the saddest prediction of the future. I've seen it ever since these two started. And I mean, God bless them, you know? And God bless their neighbors who have to hear this shit

for the rest of their God-forsaken lives. Because you know, it's just gonna be noisy living next to them and their non-behaving children. Oh, yeah. I think that's a very salient point. And it is a very... I think that is a very salient point and it is a very, I think that is a very accurate view of the future for the two of them. I see, Tom will tell.

Yeah. So she's doing the, you're not in my corner. He's like, there won't be any corner. Let's get to the corner, shall we? I didn't know I was laid back in your corner. Left corners. Show me if you're in my corner. Show me if you're in my corner. Show me if you're in my corner.

And I will always help out your department. I will always be there for you, Gary. But face it, Gary, you're not in my corner. Well, I want to fight with you. I've learned long time ago that veiling with you is the worst outcome that could happen. There was never my intention to fight with you. It was my intention to throw you over

and then have you constantly forgive me and just smile and pretend it didn't happen, like most people did when I was harder and younger. It was... Gah! It might not have been your intention, but that was the reality.

And he's like, Well, I'm sorry that it had been like that. Being your friend, being by your side, and standing by your side, and maybe trying to grab your baby. Well, you know, although I haven't always, you know, been side by side with you, that's what I want. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

She's like, I'm looking after the girls, Gary. And that's my main priority. And if you want to come along the train and carry, I will. I'll carry on the train, Gary. I'll carry on the goddamn train, corner-knock inner. Well, I'll be on the train. Is this a sexual train of some sort, or is it just some sort of functional train? Either way, I will be on it. But let's work on the train to keep be on the train. Is this a sexual train of some sort or is it just some sort of functional train?

Either way, I will be on it. But let's work on the train to keep going on the train tracks and not derail it! Blah blah blah! Exactly, I don't want to derail the train, Gary! Do not derail the train, Gary! Oh, fuck off, stop putting words in my mouth! Blah blah blah, give us a kiss! Blah blah blah! And she just... it's so funny, cause this conversation, they go games, then she go corner, corner, corner, today I'm not gonna forgive you, corner Gary, corner. No, I'll forgive you, let's flirt with each other and crush each other flirtantly.

This is what Gary does. You know in the moment he's a total dick, and then he goes into remorse for Gilda's half ass apology. So I forgive him, move on, and we're just in this vicious cycle where we're never moving forward. And I think Gary needs to earn my trust because I don't want to be the fool who forgives another fool knowing he's gonna hurt me again. But I guess that is actually specifically exactly what I am. Oh well, that's why we pay therapy to break the cycles. And guess what? I'm not in therapy. Yeah, apparently not. Speaking of therapy, let's go to the girl who's terrified of doing laundry. So, Dani is watching with Keith and she's still doing that thing where she's flirting

really heavily with Keith. I mean, she did the same thing. You might remember for those of you who've missed the past couple of episodes, she was doing it with the fence post last week. There was a male horse actually that passed by that she she gave a little fart to. Yeah, a coffee cup. The coffee cup, but we got pretty hot. So she's like, so what if it's awesome? Steven is and he's like, well, that's a bit of a goal. But but all right, because it's just bro, I'm fucking I'm fucking pushing your buttons. Oh my God. What a flit I am. And then the waiter comes over and Cloys is whose name I still can't get used to. Just feel like the cloying Joyce, you know, um, the waiter comes over and he's like, Marcello, is it possible to put the first two bottles

one on one and then put the rest on another one? I was like, oh, is he going to get the bottles of wine? That's so sweet. No, he's trying to get his ass out of putting in for those bottles of wine. And like, I understand it in the sense that like he's 22 and he doesn't understand that this is like the way, like the vibe of this crew and everything. When you're 22, you're just like trying to save every dollar you've got, you know? So Daisy is like, no, well, what we did last season is what? Is we took all,

all took a turn paying the bill. It works kind of nicely. So for this one, this one looks like it'll be our most expensive one of the season. So you handle it Cloyce. And I was like, I'm okay with that. I just really enjoy having any bills at all. Cause that means you've made it really doesn't it? I remember being a child and not having any bills you know? How did the water run? How did the electricity run? No one told me. I didn't know. Now I've got them. Here we are bills. And chorus is like well that blows for me because I'm not drinking 10 drinks like the rest of you. Well, it is like it's fine. And I was like what what is happening? And Davide is like, if you pay now, I pay the next one. At the big party, I'll get married to a man

and I will pay the bill for everybody. Yeah. And he's all upset. And this is like that Friends episode where the two poor ones, Phoebe and I guess Joey, or there was like three poor ones who couldn't. Everybody else with jobs goes out to dinner and pays these, you know, orders bottles of wine.

We've all been there, you know, orders bottles of wine. We've all been there, you know? Yep. But you just made $1,400. Daisy's like, you made $1,400 today. You know, don't, this is how we do things, you know? Get in my corner. Do you want to get in my corner or do you not want to get in my corner?

Cloy, do you want to not be in my corner? He's like, he's like, that's whack, but okay. And Gary's like, well, at the end of the day, the chef, he's one of the highest paid people on the boat, blah. And we're all drinking, blah, blah. And we're all having shots of blah, blah, blah. So close, come on, buddy. Yeah, and he's like, he's 22, he doesn't understand

who works. And he's like, yeah, yeah, well, what the fuck, you know, I work hard for my money, it's no offense, but I don't want to buy everybody five drinks every time we go out. I feel like this is kind of hilarious. Hilarious from a chef who should like truly understand the value of breaking bread with friends, right?

Isn't that kind of your job? But not the alcohol bill. See, that's where it gets tricky because, you know, I think most cities are like this. I was going to say, well, in LA, but it's also like this in Austin. I mean, drinks are 15 to 25 to 40 dollars. I mean, they're expensive to get a drink. And so when you're out with a bunch of drugs, like this fucking cast, you end up paying all this money and you don't drink, you know, you could have a salad. Like what if, what if he's, what if they're with me and I'm on a Zempi and I have two French fries and then

they're like, okay, your bill is $900. If you're like eating, if you're eating like nothing, Ronnie, if you're on a Zempi is I don't think, I think as the group we'd be like, no, no, no, no. Or maybe it'd be like, we'll all put in for tip, but like he's not, he's participating too. And what Chloe doesn't realize is that this just gives him license to order the most expensive shit on the menu.

You can get an appetizer and an entree going forward because that will compensate for the booze that you get. That's true. Get a dessert, you know, like loosen up. Use it. Use the system. Or you have to say right in the beginning, like, listen, everybody, I'm not eating or drinking today and I'm not paying your bill. So don't look at me to pay it. Listen, I'm paying a lot of money to not eat. I'm not going to pay for you to eat. That's what I tell my friends. And they're like, okay, Ronnie, you know, and then I, I just sit there and look at them like I'm so much better than them. Yeah. That's,

that's how it works in LA. So, um, David is like, you know, when you get the beer, Italians, there's always some, there's always someone who's upset. And the producer was like, well, what do you say those people? Oh, but in Italian, also, do you say to those people? Ah, oh, fa da fa, but in Italian. Fa da fa. Fa da fa. Also, would you like to get married? Because I will get married. I'm a wacky person. When the bill arrives, it goes, it's a me, the bill.

So, Cloyce is like, I have bills to pay. I have rent. I'm literally the one putting down payment for my house that my family's gonna move into. Oh God, for Christ's sake, don't move in with your parents too, Cloyce. Come on. You're 22. Why are you buying a house that's 22? Stop it. Yeah. Especially for your parents, you know? Don't buy your parents a house until you're

old enough that they'll die soon and you can recoup all that money. Also, make sure that shit's in your name. And also, you're only going to pay for one meal. So the extra like 200 or $300 is not going to be the difference between you being able to make that down payment or not. It's like, well, Cloyce, unfortunately, we had to deny your house because you came up $200 short. Like it'll probably work out. Yeah.

And so Danny's like, Oh my God, are they still talking about that shit? I can't. Aren't there any men to talk about? Any men to give me attention? God, I wish there was a bill right now. That bill's getting more attention than I've ever gotten from any man on this boat. I'll tell you one thing about that bill. I never lost weight in college

and had 10,000 men staring at it in a stadium. Let's stop thinking about that every time. For her to open the season with that story, of just being like, well, I was chubby, but then finally I lost weight and went to the gym and became a cheerleader. That's how to do it, girls. It's like, oh God, that's like the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. Validation somewhere else. I just need you to work at like the desk of a restaurant so you could just give validation all day.

Please just do something involving validation that doesn't require anything from men. So now everyone goes back to the boat and the vibe is sort of going downhill a little bit because Cloyce is complaining and Glenn is in bed just eyes on his iPad and And he's like watching this, this is the usual thing where they kind of troll Glenn, where they, I'm not even convinced the audio that they play

is really coming from his iPad, but it's like, in Greek mythology, Neptune or Poseidon was known to sink many a sailor ship. He's like, woo! It's like nailed it. So then Danny's like, yeah, it's supposed to be party central, but the vibe is deteriorating rapidly.

Where's the party? And meanwhile, Cloyce is still moping around about having to pay some of that bill. Yeah. So he decides he's gonna go to the galley to make food because that's what he does when he's angry, to which I'd be like, I'm gonna make him angry all the time if it means I get late night snacks, you know? Yeah, and also look how willing he is

to spend other people's money. You didn't buy that food. Yeah. You're just cooking to blow off some steam, sir. You're fine with wasting other people's money. What if Captain Glenn wanted to buy a house for his mother? Mm-hmm. So, Chloe says, he's like, this situation sucks.

It reminds me of high school. I got straight A's in school, a few, and I only had a few close friends and I had multiple people that just didn't enjoy me. There was some kid that came up to me I had never met before and he said, you're an asshole. I don't have any problems speaking up for myself. But at the same time, I myself can be quite sensitive. Yeah, no shit. I feel like a bit of an outsider. Huge, huge, huge shocker with this one.

Cloyce was a dork in school. I know. Didn't call that one. Didn't see that one coming at all. Really? Not from when he did a magic trick last week? I kind of feel bad for him. I feel like I can see exactly what he was like in high school.

I think he's like, he is socially awkward. I'm not sure if he picks up on all the social vibes that happen in a group setting. And you can see how he just kind of like misses it. And I think it's like incredibly endearing. I'm sure he's gonna have like a turn where I'll be like, no, he's the worst. But for right now, I don't know, I am...

I really love this guy. I love him too, and it kind of... Well, I don't love him, but I like him okay. It makes me wonder though, how he's so young and I'm so old, but we were in high school together, because I'm pretty sure that was me that he's talking about. I do have that memory. You walk up with your trapper keeper, your hands are under the trapper keeper, be like, you're an asshole, boys.

And did you like put your hand in the air and then do a swivel and walk away? Come on girls. No, but I can tell you I was carrying my books like a girl because that's how I carried the books. You know how boys carry books like on their sidearm and then girls carry them held in the front like cradle like a baby to their chest. Yeah. That's how I held my books because I had all girls and they were like, this is how you

hold books. And I was like, yeah, it is. Yeah. I, um, uh, I, you, you've said that before and I always think about that with you in high school. I always imagined walking with your trapper keeper up against your chair. And so the idea of you walking up to Chloe's and being like, you're an asshole. Yeah. And then I wondered why I got pushed into lockers. Like there are things when I, when I got older that I'm like, I was so bullied when I was a kid and I was, but then I was like, but was it deserved? Sometimes I'm like, I think I deserved it.

That's a terrible way to think. I don't think, I'm not suggesting that anybody start thinking like that, but sometimes I think that now I'm like, I think, I think I earned it. I think I earned that push into the locker. But anyway, you're an ass. I'm just sad that you were not in high school when Scrubs from TLC was on the radio, because I feel like you would have been amazing. I feel like you would have had those books in front of your bag,

you would have walked down the hallway being like, I don't want no Scrubs. Scrubs, the guy that can't get no love from me. No, I was walking down the hallway going, greens, greens, and nothing but greens, peppers, cabbage, celery, asparagus, and watercress, and fiddle, fruits, and lettuce. Saying into the woods there. Works too.

Works too. I was a pretty gay kid. So let's see. Oh, also, I wanted to tell you, I was telling you yesterday how I was buying a table in the Marshalls. I was also carrying the table like that. I noticed it. I was standing in line. I was like, I'm even doing this like girls carry books. Come on, bro. How do you hold a table that like that? I can understand a tracker. It was just bigger.

I was like this, like cradling it in front of me. You walk up to someone and go, you're an asshole. No, but I should have. If anywhere that you're going to find somebody to say that to, it's a Marshall's. Yeah. I'm like, you know what? I'm never buying chairs from any of these places because everyone's gross, sweaty husband is just played all over it for two hours, farting all over and checking their emails while they're their partner shop.

It's so disgusting. Like who wants to buy that chair? Ugh. Yeah. I want to sit on your husband's butt. No. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial.

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he's just fucking boring because he won't flip back. I mean, but Anthony, remember Anthony, the guy I met at that club and that's, I mean, he just bit it, man. He just bit it. Yeah. And you, you dropped him. So what happened to that child? Yeah. Diana's like, it's what that's, that's what I'm saying. And then he's like, I love how I'm treating this boat. Like, it's not even this place that's that I work. It's like, whoo. And Diana's like, yeah, me neither. I'm treating this boat. Like, it's not even this place that I work. It's like, woo! And Diana's like, yeah, me neither. I'm just working. I think that you can see Diana.

Yeah, I didn't get in at all. She's like, what is going on with this girl? So then it's like, hey, do I fancy? Let me tell you something. Nobody, and this is not just like, oh, I'm going to tell a girl this. I'm telling everybody this. Nobody wants you if you're like flirting with them

and then they turn around and you're immediately hitting on someone else that you're about to go bang. No, that doesn't make people feel special, you know? I mean, some people don't care because it's like, let's just bang everybody, you know? But I think someone like Keith seems like just like a nice guy is just like, I want a wife, you know? He comes across that way. And I just don't think, I don don't know I get my feelings hurt when I'm dating somebody And then suddenly they're like all over people at a bar What who does that? It's so fucking rude and I know that we're not maybe it's to make me like Seal the deal or be like you want to be boyfriend. No, I'm not gonna do that

Why would I be boyfriends with you, you know, I kind of want to feel special. I know I'm a big bald hairy guy But still even we deserve to feel special. I know I'm a big bald, hairy guy. But still, even we deserve to feel special sometimes. I have to say, Danny is saying like, who do I fancy? Oh, my goodness, this girl is really kind of grating on me because I don't think in the history of that question has it ever led to an interesting conversation for the other person. At that time, at that point, you're just sitting there listening to someone, you know, go on and on about the guys. Like, maybe I like this guy because of this. Or maybe he, you know, he's got dreamy eyes. Oh my God, we also have really good banter.

It's like, you just want me to sit there and flatter you and talk about why you're so great and why you should go after this guy. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear from Danny and I don't want to hear it from anyone else. Yeah. Who do I fancy? Kat, I would imagine. Because I imagine that's your real life. I think you're talking a big game. Okay. I imagine your real lives are spent, you know, dishing out cat fancy

on tiny little plates and, you know, humming the... It sounds great. ...cat. It sounds great. And if you were just honest about it, we could be best friends. But this is not the way to go, ma'am. So then, uh, Gary is checking in with Chloé. He says, yeah, but you're in the corner. Yeah, you're in the corner. And he's like, Oh God, how's it going? So he's all bummed. And Gary's like, I want oysters. You know, I want some of that. I love an oyster. Chloé's like, yeah,

that's an aphrodisiac. And he's like, oh, this is romantic. I'm I say, he's like, he goes, I've never done this with a dude before. Um, you know that like oysters is not the same as having sex, right? Like it's, it's not really broken down by like gender. Like you can have oysters with different types of people. I just loved it before. I just haven't had oysters with the guy. I'm sorry. Did you misunderstand me? Because I know me neither I just shows that my friends we should be glassed in wine here before

Also, I'm like, are you allowed to go into the oysters? It's one thing if you go into the mac and cheese, but the oysters feel like they're kind of more premium But guess maybe they're just so perishable that they just have to be perished by our staff Yeah, I don't know. They're boogers. They're the boogers of the sea. I don't care what anybody says. I love it. So, you know, they're kind of bonding and Gary gets close to chill out a little bit

and it's kind of sweet, I guess. It is. He sees that a boy is sad. And you know Gary will always be there for the boys. Because Gary needs them. No, he needs them to escape. He needs their houses to stay in when Daisy kicks him out. that a boy is sad and you know Gary will always be there for the boys because Gary will know he needs them to ask he needs their houses to stay in when Daisy kicks him out. You know yeah this is sort of like camp counselor energy going on here with Gary it's actually and it's like an enduring side he like he sort of he sees Cloyce is sad and he brings Cloyce upstairs

and they wind up like Cloyce and Keith and they wind up like, Cloyce and Keith and Gary wind up drinking wine and smoking cigarettes and just like chatting into the night. And like, it's a way for Cloyce to feel accepted and part of something. And you know, when you hear that he like had no friends in high school, I was like, oh, that's kind of, this is kind of sweet. Yeah, it is sweet. Uh, so then, yeah, some male bonding.

You know, they're like, ha, ha, ha, making jokes about skid marks and stuff. Uh, it's boys. Yeah, it is. It's like the notebook for boys. I had to talk about each other's poop stains. That's friends for life. Hey, yeah. So, um, uh, now it's the next day people are waking up.

It's time for a preference sheet meeting. But before then, um, Emma is checking with Keith and she's like, so do you have you got SPF on? He goes, always stay strapped because just some oh wait, sorry, Danny Danny's like just sunscreen and Keith is like, yeah, well, I'm not going to carry a weapon and she goes, oh, I wasn't talking about weapons. He goes, oh, I think mine might be a bit of overkill. And she goes, What are you packing that it's overkill? This was flirting, I guess. Yeah, she was first. She's trying to flirt with him. She's like, What do you got sunscreen in your pocket?

Are you happy to see me? It's like sunscreen, actually. It's like not getting it all. So Glenn, it's a preference sheet meeting. So Glenn's like, welcome all lovely ladies for charter number two, Amy, reliterate from Texas, is coming to Ibiza along with her two daughters and a few close friends to celebrate her 60th birthday. 60th birthday. I hope there's a sassy lady with short gray hair and diamond sunglasses on this one. Finger squash. This is my favorite. That's her by the way.

I love this fucking lady. Like I literally want to make a painting of her and put her in my house. I love her. She's great. She's great. She's got amazing. She amazing, amazing breasts too. Good for her.

Um, so Chloe's. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Where'd that come from? Whoa. I was not expecting that. Cloyce is like he's excited because it's gonna be a chill charter. Someone one person's gluten free and he's like day one. The guests would like a boho island theme evening complete with paella for dinner.

Reading that back, that is so funny. I want a boho day with paella at the end of it. Guys, let's just go let's have a boho day, you know, and boho they don't use plates. It's just like one big bowl of stuff. Let's just let's dress up like Stevie Nicks and then have some nice yellow rice at the end of it. Stevie Nicks and then have some nice yellow rice at the end of it. And day two, the guests were like, you're so up a sun floating lounge. Oasis. No, it's very specific. It's a very specific toy that can be done. We've actually got an inflatable netting where everyone can sit around

like a large floating lounge. Oasis. We've we've we've we've it's something like that. Yes, Gary. So who asked that? I want to go float on a flooding lounge oasis. Are they just running out of shit to do over there? I think it'll be if there's like you can't film here and they're like, All right, what do we have?

That floating lounge make it today requested to float on the floating lounge. I think that I feel like the producers basically give guests a few options, like this is what you can do in your charter, or this is what you can do, which is what you want to do. That's my theory. And Daisy says, oh, and on night two, the guests want to have an under the sea theme with a beef and reef dinner to celebrate a professional and a professional DJ to play after dinner.

I'm like, you know, I hate to break it to people, but beef is not found under the sea. That may be an issue for your under the sea themed dinner. All right, it's gonna be beef and reef. Now I know that cows aren't really in the water, so we're gonna make it drowning cows. Cows in the storm. This is a cow that,

there is a flood and here's the storm. This is a cow that there is a flood. And here's the cow. Unless it's gonna be a man. Oh, let's start with the manatees. Cows of the sea. And so Glenn's like, Oh, I just heard a professional. Oh, I just had an interesting idea about mermaids. Mermaids get in the corner. Well, we're gonna be going up

by this really cool island, Esvedra. It's a mystical place. It's like the Bermuda Triangle. People get lost, but then they come out as mermaids. Have you heard of it? They're like, no. I'm actually fascinated by mermaid culture. That's like a real thing.

Have you ever gotten into it, Ben? I have not gotten into mermaid culture, but I'm aware of it. It's like I know it's a big thing in Florida It's a huge thing all over these ladies like travel all over and they buy those mermaid tales that like kids know You know that little kids were swimming in years, you know, and now yeah, they're Rockies. Yeah, thank you That was an easier way to put it and then they travel all over and they just like bond about, I don't know, being mermaids. Yeah, let me tell you something. This has nothing to do with mermaid culture,

but if I were a charter guest and I found out they were sending this boat into a Bithes version of the Bermuda Triangle, I would be like, get me off this boat. This boat can barely survive the non-Bermuda Triangle. I'm not sending it into some mystical place where it's going to crash into rocks. Absolutely not. This place is the Bermuda Triangle. This boat is the Bermuda Triangle.

It is a floating Bermuda Triangle. Literally. These people aren't even alive. I know. It's like... People who have all disappeared. Pirates of the Caribbean. Danny just died, you know, right in the middle of flirting with someone. So it's like, people who have all disappeared. Pirates of the Caribbean. I know. Danny just died, you know, right in the middle of flirting with someone. So it's like, she's doomed for the rest of eternity to be a ghost on this fucking boat flirting with people.

That's right. A flirty ghost, how annoying. The worst kind of haunting. Why won't anybody just touch me? You're a ghost. You can't even grab a knob. So yeah, they want to have this. See, Glenn wants to do this like Bermuda Triangle thing. And this is like the goodness thing

ever. And he's like, Yeah, well, we're in a visa, dude. I mean, so maybe we can hire a couple of mermaids to come on out. Yeah, well, we're in Ibiza, dude. I mean, so maybe we can hire a couple of mermaids to come on out. Yeah, you know, mermaids, they they lure, they lure sailors to their peril, kind of like this show does with young stews. Never really hear from them in the industry again. Yeah, that's sort of what happens. And they were aliens.

But the preacher is like, do you think are you like curious? Like, are you, would you believe in this? And he goes, I don't know. It's just not unto me, but I think it's pretty cool. So he's delighted. Anyway, it's there's a, they're going to like, go, uh, scout some spots for this lounge thing. I think it's some, oh, maybe that's later on.

Dave, what's up? So now Danny and Diana are just in their room talking and Diana's like, oh my God, I was so scared you were going to be a bitch. I'm actually happy that none of us are bitches. And Danny's like, I was also nervous. I was like, oh my God, please don't be somebody that's gonna be like pretend like they know everything

and be super yeah, but look at us. I mean, we're super like me. Now, I don't know what you're saying, but I'm assuming it's nice. Um, as soon as this little scene happened, I was like, okay, this officially ends the fun part of their friendship and is now going to go downhill from here. That's why they're putting this in here.

Yes. So, um, literally the very next scene, um, Daisy's talking to them and she's like, all right, girls, get in my corner. Who's done dinner service? You both have. Okay. Who wants to do dinner service?

So Diana raises her hand because she wants to get better at service. So Danny's like, fuck, then we have to do cabins. I mean, remember I have to do cabins too because if they stay up late, oh, I hate cabins. Ew. It's literal punishment. I don't ever want to be there. because if they stay up late, oh, I hate you. Oh, hi, Kavins, ew. It's literal punishment. I don't ever wanna be there. It's just so incredibly annoying.

I mean, and Diana's like, well, Danny, sometimes she's a little bit of a Vitamista, which in Portuguese, word for, oh, poor me. Just get over it, chill. You know, there's bitching and complaining and I'm not listening to it all season. You're always gonna be doing cabins. There's three of us and I don't do them.

So that leaves the two of you to do cabins. Get in the cabin corner. So Danny's just whining and pouting and stuff. That's gonna be a problem. A short or two and a stew doesn't wanna do cabins. What the fuck do you think you're here for, man? You did not get a job to roller skate, get your ass in there and do some fucking law. What do you think you're here for? Yeah. So now it's time to practice on the tender because Gary is the only one who knows how to do it. And he is also the only one who has crashed it. So this way, there's more people to crash it and he won't get as much of the blame. So he's doing little tender lessons and everything and Emma is not very good at it. She like, can't seem to get the gist and they're just

wind up going in circle after circle after circle with Emma. And then we learn from Emma, we are in Emma, some of Emma's backstory, she's like, you know, I do like to be good at things straight away. It's just sort of my thing. So prior to yachting, I was a personal trainer. So I worked for a gym, but then I was an EMT. And then I went into real estate on and off for 10 years. Then I tried to be a nanny with an umbrella, but I kept falling off buildings every time

I tried to fly. That didn't really work out very well. I didn't really do that. But normally I'm very, very good at things, which is why I can't keep a shop. It's really hilarious. I'm just so good, I have to move on to a different career immediately. Like, how are you saying you're good at everything when you've had 37 jobs?

I don't know, I think you're very good at things. I love the photos that are accompanied each job, you know, when she was our personal trainer, she was at the gym, she's like, yeah. And then she's EMT, she's in an ambulance, like, yeah. And then she goes, and then I went to real estate. And they just show her like a black cocktail dress holding a martini. I don't know why that was so funny to be like, here I am in real estate. Having cocktails at a bar talking about real estate things really is quite glamorous, isn't

it? Honestly, I'm just hoping I win the lottery and then I can get a home with just a farm, cats and dogs everywhere, maybe a cat rescue center. That would be lovely. That would be ideal. This is my photo application for the Oppenheimer group, the O group. Unfortunately, they didn't want me on Selling Sunset, partially because I lived in rural England. I think that's so cute. I love that she's going to have a rescue center.

My aunt, Josie, my, um, my bullish lesbian aunt in El Paso has a bird rescue center and that's her life. She just loves rescuing birds and she was even taking care of a grackle. You know, those birds were evil. So why are you saving the grackle? Let some of them die. You know, she's like, you don't get to pick and choose who you save. This is, this isn't that kind of life. I was like, I love that little grackle. I knew she was going, love that little grackle. I knew she was gonna love that goddamn grackle. She was so sad to let it go. Did she rescue the grackle? Or did the grackle rescue her?

Right, guys. And then they both went off together and murdered weaker birds just for being weaker. It's like, wow, she really changed that crackle really changed her. The crackle went up to McCloyce and said, you're an asshole. A little hummingbird is like, you're carrying your books, funny. Hey, shut up. Hummingbird is passing lots of judgments. All right, everybody be in the cockpit in 15 minutes. Okay, so the guests are getting picked up. And then Daisy asked Diana to go and stow so she does and they can't because everything's

opening and closing and stuff. Nothing works. The bolt is in but it's like not going all the way through. And Ronnie is reenacting blow deck sailing with his camera right. If you ever want to see an episode of blow deck sailing, just look at Ronnie's camera as it swaps off of it. His camera is attached via suction cup onto his screen and occasionally is such suction cups, right? Yes. Okay. I know a lot of people only listen to below deck recaps from us and stuff, and this is our first one of the season. So if you guys don't know, I'm doing construction. I'm in a newish place. It was not new, it's old. That's why it needs so much construction. And it's getting totally... That's why you hear people walking

and talking in Spanish and hammering and sawing. And I'm trying to keep it to a minimum press mute, but that's why you hear it. And also I'm on this kind of temporary computer screen and I have to suction the giant camera to the screen to get like a decent angle on this kind of temporary computer screen. And I have to suction the giant camera to the screen to get like a decent angle on this gorgeous face. And it just falls five times a day. So I'm sorry. And every time it falls. But that fall, this most recent one

was like the most below deck fall. Cause it had like, normally just sort of falls forward and the screen goes crazy. But this time the screen actually rotated. And I was like, wow, it is like we are on the parcel to that's funny. It was also right after we said that. That's funny. Yeah. And we start sailing and it fell right off. Okay. So they're trying to stow their, their stowing, but as a plot point,

Diana is putting that bolt in, but the boat won't go all the way down. So like the, the, the stowing systems are not working because it's possible to why would anything work on this boat? Exactly. And there's no deadbolt or anything. So now glasses and liquor bottles are shattering. And Dan is like, Oh, I don't want to see I closed it. I closed it. I called none of the covers work. God damn it. And she's like, it's a sailing yacht. Fix the fucking covers. Thank you, Diana. Everything goes crazy. Well, first of all, we get our standard drawer under the bed that pops open.

They love showing that. That indicates we have begun sailing. And we always get a few things that rattle around and things in the galley slide. But in this case, it was like everything out of the bar area just tumbled right on out and broke. broken glass, booze everywhere. It is a fucking disaster. Yeah, and our complete fucking shit show the guests cannot see this. And then it's like, I'm getting drunk by the just the smell of it. And Keith is talking to Cloyce about dinner, and they're going to do their boho chic party, blah, blah, blah, farty party. And to Cloyce about dinner, and they're gonna do their boho chic farty, blah, blah, blah farty party. And then, uh, Cloyce talks about paella. It's like quintessential España, guys, okay?

So hopefully he'll get a big tip, because someone's gotta pay the fucking bills around here. He's still mad about having to pay for something last night. So, um, meanwhile, Keith has this insight. He's like, obviously, I'm into Dani, but Dani is definitely a person who flirts a lot, and not just with me. He's like, obviously I'm into Dani, but Dani is definitely a person who flirts a lot and not just with me. She just likes, you know, just to fish with her net and just has no shame whatsoever. But I definitely feel shame. Shame hurts.

Shame is real. Another exciting moment. That's a man for me. A man who understands that shame is real and is ready to wallow in it by getting with a partner who will constantly make him feel it. God, I found a fellow traveler, Keith. Hugs. Hugs. So now the next big drama, which is that we're heading into dinner time

and Daisy turns to Danny and is like, you can start setting for dinner. And Danny is like, okay, well, I'm about to boho this bitch so fucking hot, man. And Daisy's like, Okay, well, I'm about to boho this bitch so fucking hard, man. And Daisy's like, Yeah, well, just use like, sheets or something, you know, and Danny's like, Well, but I don't want to look tacky. No, tacky is good. She goes, Yeah, you love tacky. Oh, that's how you're at the better. Just Yeah, but the table is gonna be

like pretty intense. And I just I love finding shit that's on the boat. That's like Bohemian. That's it. I just, I don't want to make a tacky. She's like, I'm so, see, I mean, it made my family crazy because my sister and brother are quite academic, but me just art, art all the time. And he's like, what the fuck are you going to do with art when you're older? So I really take pride in my tables because I'm an artist. It's like, Oh no, an artist table center. God help us. I know.

Because you know, that can be an art. There are people who actually do this for an art. You are not one of them, ma'am. Okay. And now watch her start to spin out of fucking trouble. I did art in high school and therefore that has translated me to artistic tables on yachts. So, so now Danny is trying to do this and she's really like she's not happy. But meanwhile, while while this is going on, Emma is just sitting on the swim platform smoking a ciggy. And we cut back to a few times we know something's wrong.

And we know that she's not attending to something. And then suddenly the tender is banging on the boat behind her like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And so now all of a sudden, cares about the blow. Emma, how did you die the blow? Oh, just oh, shit, the tender slipped away. Oh, well, I guess another job I failed at.

Apologies. One more day. One more day behind. My god. As you... Cat rescue. As you get to the ripe old age of 30 something, you realize sometimes things just slip away and you learn to accept it. Bye, tender. Goodbye. You've been lovely. Love you. No, no, we need the tender. Oh, oh, all right. Well, I thought I did it properly. And then one of the guests is like,

are you guys losing the boat? Fucking idiots. BOTH LAUGH So, yeah, Gary is not happy. But then, Dani, meanwhile, is also unhappy because she's trying to do this tablescape. She's like, I'm just so sad about the techie. And Dani's like, is also unhappy because she's trying to do this tablescape. She's like, I'm just so sad about the techie. And Dani's like, I don't understand why she said that's wrong.

She was like, because we're making it too pretty. And I'm like, I'll do it, but like, but still my career. I'm like, you are not... What? This girl's fucking crazy. You're crazy. Yes, it is your... Yes, it is your career, but we do not have recruiters here on this boat. People are not watching BloDeck sailing and I'm thinking, that girl, get her on my boat. I love the way she did that table skip. Yeah.

And Daisy comes up to check and she's like, how are we doing, girls? And she's like, oh, I'm just telling her how I'm just so nervous. I'm an artist, you know? And, you know, you said, and I don't want my name to be in techie. It's just horrible. I'm an artist. Okay, you have to stop. Okay, you have to stop right now.

You know I'm excited about it. You have to stop. It's too early. It's too early in the season to start freaking out about it. Oh! She's saying that she freaking out about it. She's saying that she's passionate about it. She's like, I'm being told to do something. It's just not my work. Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, I will never ever let you look bad. Okay. I'll let I mean, you're gonna look bad on your own because you're on blow dead, but I'm not gonna let you look bad with a table skip. So stop. You're doing amazing.

I will make sure you look great. And then Daniel's like, yeah, just like, it's just like, it's just like, it looks tacky, because I'm told to make it like tacky. And they see, oh shit, tables just like frustrating when you're like, passionate about something. I'm so passionate about tables. And I love Daisy clarifies here. She goes, no, okay, let's pretend I didn't say anything. Let's pretend that pretend that was nothing. It was wrong word. word okay just think of American 4th of July and they just go all out that's all I meant when I said tacky I just said meant American 4th of July that's all American just think American I didn't mean tacky just all right look at me in the eye girl all right the one that's wide open

not the one that's half won't all right look here listen gary can't even keep his armpit hair trimmed you think that guy's got an art in his system he's still got a job stop your crying and get to work corner girl have you ever seen the florida? Just make the table look like that. That's all I'm saying. All right, I guess I understand now. You're going to be great. And then Daisy to us is like, what the fuck? Like, it's good thing that she cares, but it also tells me that she's hypersensitive and I'm going to have to watch my words. I use the word tacky, but I meant over the top.

American, graceless, unsubtle, lacking nuance. Again, American, that's all. Commercials, here comes one right now. So then, let's see, what's next? So, Daisy is now talking to Kois about doing dessert, and they're doing their flirting that they do. She's like, how are you guys serving dessert? He's like, carefully and warm. She's like, ah, individual bread and butter potions. Fucking kid. Rude this kid's life. Can't wait. So they're serving and there's all this stuff that's happening.

And so like, it's going to need eight, once it's ready, like, like, like when it's time for dessert, it needs eight minutes of lead time because he has to put in the oven to heat it up. And so Daisy's saying, well, we're going to, it's going to take us a minute to clear. And then so Daisy recruits Emma to help, to help clear the table. Okay. Well, this is a big plot point. This.

Yes. He says it's going to take eight minutes and she says, okay, we're clearing and it's going to take us a minute to clear. Put them in. Do you think it's going to take them 15 minutes to clear? No, it's going to take two minutes for them to clear. So they are clearing and Daisy tells Emma, you can tell the chef that he can start plating dessert and Emma's like, well, he needs he needs to cook for eight minutes and

he's like, what, which, by the way, at this point, I'm like, that's really not like, I think eight minutes waiting eight minutes after your entrees cleared for dessert is not like the end of the world. I think eight minutes is an acceptable gap. Maybe don't push it, you know? Um, well, I think it ends up taking longer, right? Right, that's what I'm saying. At this point, I'm like, it's not a big deal, it's eight minutes. Yeah. So Emma's like,

Cloyce, would you please put the dessert in the oven? Daisy said ASAP. Isn't that funny? See, fables. It's the man who wrote fables quickly. You have to wonder to yourself. He's like, okay, they're going in. She's like, wait a minute, how many minutes is that gonna take? He's like, uh...

Uh... She said, we cleared. I thought Emma came down to tell you. She's like, I did. He's like, well, cleared is not just like... I mean, clear is like, we're clear to go. That's what I mean. Well, then that's also reasonable. It doesn't matter. Either way, if you interpret it as we're clear to go. That's what I mean. Well, then that's also reason why it doesn't matter.

Either way, if if you interpret it as we're clear to go, that means you should also get your get your things in the oven. There's that does not help your argument whatsoever. She tell him we're clearing now and it'll take eight minutes. Yeah, yes. I'm looking back, but she did tell him and he's like, well, why? Why are that counts? Trying to tell me she should have called me and said, but she did tell you.

But also, like Emma told him while, what I don't understand is Emma told him while they were clearing and he put them in the oven. So I don't understand what the issue is. They were in the oven, they were going. Like what, I don't understand where the delay happened with all this. I don't know why it ultimately took,

wound up taking like 25 to 30 minutes. So now Daisy, who just bitch out Gary is now bitching to Gary about someone else that she's about to pitch out. It's literally like me and the chef are gonna fight. He's like, no way, you know, you're gonna then where do you think all these giant plates came from? And big communication works both ways. You have a radio ask me. And Emma's like, by the way, Daisy,

I definitely did tell him, you know, I used to work in real estate, I understand these things. And the Glenn's like, so by the way, everyone, like the way the food came out with that was okay. You bring out a little bit and you bring out a little bit of this, fine. She's, yeah, you know, it wasn't like the first day, but you know, it'll be fine.

Well, okay, we'll keep an eye on it. And let me know if you see anything else. So, uh, Garret's like, you're already having books and you have to do the shift in these. You're already gonna have books. And she's like, ah, he's like, have you cleared? And I was like, what the fuck? I told you I cleared. Why didn't you say I cleared? I told you. Well, I'm on, and he's, uh, she's like, uh, I'm, I'm on his side. You know, I'm in his corner. All right, don't fucking start throwing me under the bus. Cause that one's the second service

he's tried to throw me under the bus. And you know how I feel about buses. I am a bus. I'll roll your ass over. I got six wheels on me. So how many buses, wheels buses have? I don't even know, but you're about to find out there's gonna be trademarks all over your content forehead.

I'm a bus bitch. So Diana is like, um, I'm sorry, Danny is, uh, is now has further insights about how she feels about Keith. She's like, I'm trying, I keep trying to pursue it with Keith because whenever we have like a smidgen of a good moment, it's like really exciting. I don't know. He's just like, so attractive in that very, very generic, forgettable way. And he doesn't spill secrets like I do. He's just like really fucking hot. I'm like, okay, girl, you were very, someone get this girl a vibrator. She is way too much. Have you ever wanted to stick your wiener into a pudding? That's how Keith is. Keith is like a bowl of pudding, you know, he is like good. I don't doubt that it's good. But like, do I want to fuck it? But I would.

He's like, um, he's he's like the yachty version of the stay puff marshmallow man, you know, but like, but at normal size, right? Like, he sort of has that sort of like, like, nice, sort of, there's some things are like, love, like, cute. But sort of, like a dad, he's like a son. of, there's some things are like, love, like cute, but sort of like a dad, he was like a song. Yeah, like, I feel like he's at soccer and he's not one of the dads, he's just like the one who, when other dads yell at people, he's like, Oh no, that guy must be having a really rough day. You know, it's just that.

Yeah, he's just like, very white and very sort of just like, sort of featureless. Like I think of the Stay Puppy Marshmallow Man because it's just like there's there's nothing it's like featureless. It's just like a it's like a it's like a big generic figure coming at you, you know, because that makes sense. Uh huh. So Gary is like, all right, all right. So, Cloyce, if you could have one girl on the boat, who would it be? They're in bed now. And Cloyce is like, there's something interesting about Daisy, quite honestly. I mean, she reminds me of getting bullied in school, but it kind of turns me on. Makes any sense. Like, I definitely feel like she would call me an ass.

Oh, she's already calling you an asshole. This way, give it about five minutes. She'll be in the end and sing you to sleep with a song about being an asshole. This way, give her about five minutes. She'll be in here to sing you to sleep with a song about being an asshole. Right? I've never met anyone in my life like Cloyce, a 22 year old that wears cufflinks and combs his hair three times a day or just even combs his hair at all.

I've never met anyone like that. Look at me and call him. She would walk all over him. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, are you still doing the floaty stuff? She's like, yeah, it's pretty much done. Dun, dun, dun. So then Cloyce is talking to Daisy about how he would really enjoy going on this floating

thing with the guests or whatever. And she's like, well, how are you going to do lunch if you're there? God damn it. Well, how are you going to catch a floating cow? Those cows are drowning. They could use some help. Maybe it could help them. And he's like, well, well the cell is prepped

So I'm just gonna throw the chicken and salmon in the oven and you know, there's a light lunch Don Hmm. So Gary's like, all right, we should get into our swims. But where the other things blow blow And Emma's like when I wanted to pile it all here, so it's not in the way and he goes oh, no, it needs to be out anyway and so it's not in the way and he goes oh no it needs to be out anyway and uh now Gary is getting very annoyed because he'd asked her to blow up and tie up all these things and uh he's like oh Emma quick thing if I ask you to do something please do it and she's like oh what what do you mean and she goes well I take these things out so see now we are fucking around doing this shit

I don't think Emma's taking this seriously at all. I specifically asked her to inflate things, and she inflated them and tied them together. It's not even 50% done. How can I not be annoyed by this? And Sarah's like, oh, well, I just didn't, I don't know the easiest way to bring them on. He's like, bring them forward and on like I asked you to do. I thought I was doing the right thing, but the way he's snapping at me, I don't think it's necessarily fair. I think I'll remember that for next time.

Don, don, don. Sounds like a threat. Yeah, which I liked. I was like, yes, Emma, murder Gary. I'm in it. I'm here for Emma turning totally crazy with her cat rescue of just murdering Gary. She's like, oh, but it's too much work and effort. How about I just stare at him and hope he just dies on his own? That'd be I thought it'd be really good at murder. But I never really got around to trying it. So I went into corporate taxes. They just showed the same photo of her with a martini and the cocktail dress. Me in corporate

taxes. So Cloyce is like, by the way, hey, deck team, if you guys need a hand, I feel like there's not much I can be doing in the kitchen, so I can I can help out. So they're like, OK. So Cloyce said, yeah, what a fucking sexy day. It's nice to get some sunlight. Whoa. So he could go wrong. Yeah, he basically goes, hops on the tender and heads over to the beach setup.

A large boat passes and goes, you're an asshole. Spoke too soon. Oh, I am not only stoked to be able to offer my assistance to the deck team, but after quite a few days working hard, getting some of that fresh Spanish sunshine is quite lovely. By the way, this is somewhere in here we missed the moment where the guests were looking at the Spanish flag. They've been in Spain because they flew to Ibiza.

They've been in Spain and they flew to Ibiza. They've been in Spain and they're looking at it like, wow, that flag looks like a pirate flag. Yeah, it's like such a pirate flag. Like, hey, is it possibly the Spanish flag? No, I don't think so. I'm gonna look it up. Hey, it's a Spanish flag. Oh, it is from Spanish. Wow.

I nailed it. So, meanwhile, Daisy's assigning Danny to go do cabins and the table and vacuum the main suite, etc. Worky, worky, worky. And then Gary's like, Oh, chef, I think I need to take you back, eh? And he's like, not necessarily. He goes, don't you need to prep for dinner?

He's like, no, I'm good. He's like, well, I mean, it is the chef, it's your department, but I think he's meant to be prepping. He's like, we're gonna make French fries and chicken nuggets. It sounds like my wedding dinner. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I'm like agreeing with senior talking as if I'm talking to Gary. I'm talking to your impersonation of Gary. Like, yeah, Gary, that's totally right. But yeah, what I mean, like, sure, he's got lunch all set up, but aren't there stuff you've got to make for dinner?

Like, there's, like, things, desserts and activities. And also, you were gonna throw salmon and chicken into the oven. That's gonna take some time. You should get back to the boat, sir. But didn't he say he's gonna do it? Did he leave them in the oven while he was gone? No, he's been gone for hours. Oh, gosh. been gone for hours.

Oh, gosh. So then Glenn calls. He's like, what I'm worried about is that we're pressed for time. So the guests eat at four and we're still leaving at five. And he's like, uh, leaving at five. Got you. So now he radios Gary to swap out and Cloyce is now serving wine to the guests. And Diane is like, oh, bro, I'm like trying to do my job

and you're like actually going to steal my job? It's his job to be in the galley, just annoying. So Glenn's walking through the galley and he's like, I don't see much prep in here. And then he's like walking around, he's like, Cloyce, Cloyce, Cloyce. And then Garrett is like, does anyone see where Cloyce is? And Garrett's like, he's been with us ever since we set up.

And he's like, what? What? And he's like, Jeff's got to get back to prep. And then he freaks out. Dun, dun, dun. Like, bring him back now. He's not here to have fun. He's here to serve at four.

Get him back here now. And he is not happy. And then we see like footage of Cloyce Cloyce is like Gary. It's like Keith and Cloyce and like one of the ladies are all like the three of them are on like one sea bob going to the water and Cloyce is like, ah, I was like, oh, I have the time of my life. And then the lady turns to class goes, you're an asshole. And that brings us to the end of Below Deck Sailing everybody.

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