Watch What Crappens - #2600 RHOC S18E16 Part One: When the Brit Hits The Fan
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we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkirch and joining me today for a very, very messy
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Well, hello, my little Banooney Toons.
How are things going over there?
Things are great.
I really cannot wait to dive into this episode
because it kind of like blew me away.
But before we do that,
we actually have like a really-
To blow you away?
It did, like within 15 minutes-
About to oversell it or anything. No, well, because within like the first 10
minutes of the show, I was like, this episode is already so
messy. Like it is wild the number of things that are going
on in the show. But um, especially when you compare to
like New York earlier this week, where it was like I'm making a
pavlova. So let's be honest honest but before we do that we actually have like a
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there. Let's get started on this bad boy real housewives of the
Orange County, the Orange County.
The County Orange.
County Orange.
I made a hot take on Twitter and I said this was
Orange County's messiest take, messiest episode
since Naked Wasted.
Although Michael Horn, our friend Michael Horn,
I think it was its messiest episode since then.
Michael Horn though mentioned that Ireland,
the one with Kelly Dauber, they tried to get her drunk. That was also a pretty messy one as well. You don't think it was the
messiest one since then? Well, Naked Wasted was sexual assault. So I don't know that I'm putting
on the same, the same look. Naked Wasted was, it was so messy that, that like it's like oh my god this is wild
what is happening on this episode and I think that um I think this episode was I
don't say I couldn't believe it I thought this this episode was so off the
rails like the amount the amount of stuff that was being drug like dug up
and thrown into the into the sphere to try to like, you know, get people to be different people sides the amount of issues people had and just it was just wild I don't know maybe this is shameless.
This is a shameless housewifery like we're seeing completely inside now you know they've really started dropping that fourth wall on the show and it it's been super fun to watch some behind the scenes stuff.
I remember when they started mentioning Twitter or Instagram and stuff like that.
That was a huge step because they used to not be allowed to say that.
We used to call that housewives,
so Shaw Madea because they would always be like,
well, I heard from somewhere,
and Twitter or something. Now that was a huge thing. But now they're just straight be like, well, I heard from somewhere, and always Twitter or something.
That was a huge thing.
But now they're just straight up like,
you were doing PI work on her.
Well, you were doing PI work on her.
I have to prove, they're all doing PI work on each other.
We've got it going on multiple franchises now,
multiple cities, and it's
a hilarious peak into how these
women really get once they get on these shows. It makes them fucking crazy. It makes them
nuts.
It does.
And they start hiring private investigators and planting stories about each other, making
friends with the bloggers. And then before you know it, it's just like the whole internet
is involved in these plots. And's it's it's a cluster and
today we're seeing the ultimate melting pot of all of that chaos coming together
you know we often joke when when Game of Thrones or House of Dragons when we're
doing winter is crappening we often joke with people like oh yeah well you know
it's not so crazy that we cover that show because it's really not that different from the Real Housewives. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's backstabbing, you know,
fighting, blah, blah, blah, blah, dragons. But the truth is that when you watch this episode and you
see like how Tamara and Shannon are in this feud and they are basically doing whatever they can to
bring people to their sides and to slander people who they perceive as enemies or allies of their enemies. And it's like this crazy political
maneuvering basically because of their feud. It really is honestly like watching House
of the Dragons, like a very blonde, vapid House of the Dragons. And it's, you know,
it's wild. I mean, because that's what we're watching. We're watching a friendship that is on the outs at the moment,
and they're just sowing destruction
amongst their friend group purely
to get back at each other.
And in the end, all these people will be mad at each other,
and then Shannon and Tamara will be like,
I can't, I can't bet you so much.
I just can't bet you so much.
I mean, here's my sister, and it kills me.
What do you act like that?
I don't want to fight anymore.
And then everyone else is going to be at each other's throats. I'm like these fucking bitches.
That is 100% true. They're going to end up making up because they understand what it's like to go
this deep, you know, and really, they go so deep, they are going so deep to fuck each other over.
And it's amazing to watch it. It really is. And
see it all exposed. And then just watch them just shamelessly exposing each other. And
they're doing it in such a way that's like, who cares? So what? We exposed each other,
you know? And no one's even surprised. That's the thing. And even the kids are getting messy.
It's like, wait a minute, the kids were deep throat? It's like the kids were on the phone
the whole time with Page Six. You know what I mean? This is bringing in children. It's bringing in the FBI. I mean,
Prince Charles, you can make it King Charles, you can make an argument was somehow broad and
he was invoked at one point. The point is, it's like we've got some serious information about
Gina abusing her boyfriend and it came from someone named Shane face. So just go with it.
It was I don't know. I just was maybe maybe I was I don't know.
I just was watching. I was like, that's wild. Also, ironically,
I was in Orange County last night. So maybe I just was
really just really feeling it. I have to say so I went Matt Maher
from the reality Gaze podcast,
who we love, he gave me a ticket to see Ina Garten be interviewed by Julie Luigi-Ryfus
down in Irvine. So I went down there and I was so amused by the fact that this giant performing
arts center, almost everyone was blonde. You're either blonde or you had white hair. And then there was me. And
I was like, Yep, Orange County. Here we are.
There you are. Straight in the right in the mothership.
Yeah, it was wonderful. I was actually it was great because I really was like, the truth
is I am in a giant theater full of ladybens. Like everyone here is like basically a blonde lady version of
me and I was kind of excited by it.
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a really good time. Really good time to be blonde. Little
eye nap. Hope she mentioned Pavlovas because we haven't heard that enough this week. Okay.
So let's get to it. So Jen, Jen is hilarious. So last week she started, well, she really became a hero of the internet last
week, a folk hero, because she went in and just let Tamra have it. It was so lovely to
see the coming out of Jen. It was her big moment on The Housewives. She did it great.
Now she can't stop. Now she's addicted.
Yeah.
And you see seriously every scene she's just yelling at Tamara. It's so funny, because it's so inappropriate.
It's like, here we are, back for Sammy, buddy.
Oh, shut up, Tamara.
I've had enough of you.
I will not listen to another word you say.
Eggs benedict, eggs don't addict.
How about that?
Eggs don't addict.
Sound like a good one, everybody?
You wanna talk about addicts?
How about we talk about Ryan?
It's like, what?
Jen was just not having it.
Yeah, Jen is water or coffee or anything before I bring your check. I you know what, I would like Tamara to have some manners. Can I order that? Okay, Jen. Finish up the breakfast here.
How about some pancakes? I'll tell you about pans and cakes. I would like to pan a review
for Tamra and throw a cake in her face right now. I've had enough of her. I know it was
a stretch, but I'm new at this. So we pick back up in the middle of this fight. So Jen
has just stormed off. So Heather goes into the pokes her head out into the hallway and goes, Jen, Jen, are you are you still here? She
goes, you know what? I am still here. Oh, good. I was wondering if you could bring me a coffee.
Thank you so much. You are the maid, right? Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to bring.
I'm going to bring some telling off of camera. Oh, God. no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to do that. And marches back in.
And she's like, and another thing.
Heather, I am not interested anymore.
Heather goes, I hear you.
Can you just give me a second?
Okay, can we not yell?
And Tamara, can we, don't clap, don't clap.
She's like, she was yelling, she was yelling. She was yelling. Okay, don't clap. Don't clap. And she's like, Yes, she was yelling. She was yelling.
She was yelling.
Okay.
Don't clap.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Okay. Don't do that.
Reba's not here.
We are in the middle of takes.
We don't have clapping now.
Okay.
It's like what Wendy Mallet told the live audiences
before every time I came on stage.
Do not clap.
It feels like she can do whatever she wants and she wants to clap that's the
only thing she knows how to do all right let's all calm down let's all just calm
down a second talk shit about me talk shit about Ryan and then cry that you
fucking love me you don't fucking love anything about me which by the way like
this is like this feels like it should be like a monologue
in like gay lore just just that line alone sounds like it's just something that we gays will be
reciting for like 50 years talk about love you don't love a single thing about me so um tamra's
like i'm not gonna talk to you while you were yelling i love what tamra tamra having the balls
to pull that line i'm not not going to talk to you while
you're yelling when she has spent most of this season, uh, acting like a cocaine up chipmunk
screaming at everyone. I, it was hilarious. Yeah. I don't know what chipmunk is like,
but I'm imagining it's like poss Possum. Possum. Possum.
Possum on a dumpster.
Coke, possum.
Possum found some coke.
So she's like, here's the thing.
Nothing new has happened.
This was two years ago.
You know, when it's not Heather, she leans back.
She does this with her hands.
She's swatting away a ball.
She's like, whatever, it was two years ago.
Who even cares? Really? swatting away a ball. She's like, whatever was two years ago.
Really? Because you were caught with the paparazzi like two years ago, weren't you? Or a year and a half ago, but it's still extremely important to you to
discuss that Heather, you fucking hypocrite and Tamara. She's like, yes,
two years ago, but you're also negating the fact that Shannon had a hand in
this. And that is why we need to call the loony bin on Shannon
and have her 51 50 everybody finally we're gonna finally make this come true so Jen tells us
Heather somebody says you stage paparazzi pictures and you freak out you're gonna sit here and defend
Tamra on this get out of Tamra's ass and be your own person so then she says the fact that I thought
that for years you were a friend Tamra I was the idiot well I thought that for years you were a friend, Tamara, I was the idiot. Well, I mean, we could have told you that a long time ago, Jen, but I'm
glad you're seeing it now.
Yeah.
For so many years.
Jen calls it, you know, she's like, you know, Heather, Heather stages paparazzi pictures.
She's accused of that and she freaks out. But now Tamara's fine doing this, you know?
And so Jen's like, fuck you. You don't have a soul, Tamara. I mean, I don't even, Tamara, I don't even understand you.
I don't understand you, Tamara.
By the way, everybody, can I just say,
everybody who's in this room,
thank you so much for letting me get this out.
Fuck you, Tamara, still.
Still fuck you.
Okay, you know what, Jen?
That is not nice what you just said,
that she doesn't have a soul.
Everyone knows that I'm the one who's soulless.
So Tamara is like, no, we were not making plays last year. We even admit that. We't have a soul. Everyone knows that I'm the one who's soulless. So Tamara is like, No, we were not in a good place that year. We even a bit sad. We're
not that bad. And Jen goes, Well, when you're not in a good place, you go on background
checks and things like that. And Heather goes, She didn't do a background check. Just be
careful. Your math's gotten you into trouble before. And Jen has like her finger out and
she's like, it's fun because she has her finger out and it's like she's never used it before. So it's like this little magic wand that
she has that's sort of like shaking and moving around. And she's like, whoa, I didn't know I could
even do this sort of thing with my finger. It's so accusatory. I love it. The finger point is powerful
once you learn it, you know? And Tim was like, okay, here's what's going on. Two years ago, I was at the gym
and a guy came up to me and said, I was friends with Ryan. It's got a big dick, kept sending
it to me, but he kept sending it to me, it was always flashing. I was like, I want to see it.
It was so flashing. It was such a blessing. Tamara, stay on topic. Okay, back to my monologue.
I said, Tamara, stay on topic. Okay, back to my monologue.
Doodly-doot, doodly-doot.
Oh, are we doing anything goes?
I know how this goes.
Doodly-doot, doodly-doot.
Anything goes, anything goes.
Well, I couldn't believe he would show his face
after he was named in a lawsuit
for selling time shares in another country,
and they weren't building them,
and they were collecting the HOA money for it and
people go to jail for it and so I said that to Shannon and then she said oh my
god you got to give this information to Leslie but doors ex-husband because he's
named in the lawsuit so you have to get information on this because Leslie be
doors ex-husband was named in the lawsuit. Okay. So this is already very messy out of the gate.
You have to admit this is wild.
We're just dropping it.
It really is connected.
I mean, they're all connected to each other, which is hilarious.
Shannon's like, wait a minute, this gossip involves David's new wife.
So Shannon was just asking for information before this gets so convoluted.
Yes, Shannon wanted
it investigated, but only to use against Leslie Bador. She didn't give a shit about Ryan.
Why would she? She didn't give a shit about Jenna Ryan. She wanted to get at Leslie Bador.
So just just to get that out on the table. Yes. Yes. Also, I don't know why Tamra didn't
try to explain any of this to Jen. Like when Jen comes in hot like that, why is Tamra not like Jen?
I know you like, okay, let me, let me tell you the story.
And like, but like Tamra like waits and then tells it behind her back.
So then Tamra tells, tells us, Sean asked me,
do you know anybody that can look into this lawsuit? And I go, Well, I have a friend that's a
lawyer, and I can maybe have him check it out, batch. So now we
see screenshots. And there's talk back and forth. And
basically, the screenshots say it's basically we see that
Shannon's like, Can we do a background check? Like that's
the TLDR on that one is Shannon does in fact ask and I am
chuckling I'm like this is this is the second episode in a row
that they've done this to us last episode. It was the whole
thing with Heather and the mammogram. And then it turned
out oh Heather had actually texted this thing the night
before and now this one we have Jen all whipped into a frenzy
about Tamara doing a background check. And it turns
out shadow was one who actually asked for it. Even though her
motive was something different. Shannon was the one who asked
for the background check. And then it's like, well, this is
what Tamara does. She runs background checks.
The twists and turns get coming.
Yeah, but
Tamara was the one who used the information.
As Shanna didn't.
Shanna didn't give a shit.
She's not using the information.
And to me, it's like all back to the Lucy Lucy
apple juice stuff.
You can accuse her of shit, but Shanna didn't use anything.
I mean, they're accusing her of,
oh, she wanted to know about Travis
so she could use it against you at the reunion.
Okay, well, even if that's true,
she didn't use it against her at the reunion. So there was no crime committed. It's not a crime to want to do something
You know, right? I think that I think that the point is more like and believe me
I'm not on Tamra's side with any of this, but I think the point is like Shannon's Shannon is Shannon really does
Does lead Jen down a path where like, Tamara, Tamara is so vindictive that
she just decided to run a background check on Ryan. That's like, no, but Shannon, you
were part of that too. Like you literally you you basically were the one who got the
ball rolling on that. So it's just so well, kind of information, kind of, but Tamara is
the one who said I heard something from my guy in a gym that
Rob that this guy has illegal timeshares, and he's doing this and that and Tamara. Yeah, that's true
too. Shannon was the one who said, Okay, fine, then look it up. But Tamara is still the one who
started all this shit. She's still the one. Yeah, yeah. Like she needed to tell her to do a background
check. She would have been doing that shit anyway. Give me a break. A hundred percent. I'm just saying Shannon was real sly
in removing herself from her role in this,
which I mean, I'm just chuckling.
I mean, they're so, these two are just ridiculous.
Yeah, they're a pair.
They're quite a pair.
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So then Eddie is like, yeah, well, Eddie said to send the info and write it into production. through So, wait, you keep going because I lost track of where we actually are in the notes here because there's a lot going on.
So Shanna's like, well, apparently, blank is doing blank for child support, for back
child support.
Can your friend look up the case?
And I guess this is...
These are the texts.
She's talking about her ex.
And so Tamara's like, they need to know Ryan and his ex-partners are dangerous.
And Shanna says, because this stuff is going to come
and I don't want to potentially assume
that anyone in my family brought it out.
So you look it up.
If you don't say so, you look it up.
I guess I should read verbatim since this is the text.
And then Tamara's like,
well, I don't know if I'm with the jail.
Blank needs to know what they're dealing with.
I'm asking my friend's husband
if he can do a background check.
Okay, so is Tamara still the one who came up with background check?
So Tamra's like, if Shannon would have known Jen would have shown Jen the entire text message,
oh that's right, it would incriminate Shannon, bitch!
Shannon was equally as concerned as I was. That Ryan the shady motherfucker.
It's not the type of people I want to surround myself with.
As if Tamra surrounds herself surrounds herself with, you know, the most
high minded, non tacky, non awful people in Orange County.
Yeah, only the classy people.
Yeah,
with my baptism in a swimming pool. That's the only way I
speak to those are the only people I trust.
So Heather's like,
well, you didn't tell her the story like that.
She's, no, I'm not going to
because she's screaming and yelling.
She wants to listen to me.
I will talk to her, bitch.
But that's the problem.
It's hard when you're with somebody
and they just fucking light you up about something.
She's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, look at me.
I'm listening to you.
I'm listening, I'm listening to you. 27 teeth picks
27 teeth. Hey, Tamara focus. You're not rain batch. Okay,
what were we talking about?
The most important part of all this, which is that her stomach
looks really good. I had envy. And Tamara's like, Yeah, it's
like a tummy tuck. We don't talk about people's surgeries only
that they had them that that they should use terry
So now
Jen goes to katie's room
And she's like hi, what are you doing? Do you have a minute? She's like well i'm about to get dressed
Are you okay? Are you leaving? What's wrong? I don't know. Maybe I need to take a walk or something
Wow, i've never seen you act like this. So yeah, let's go have a drink.
So then we go out to Shannon. So Shannon, meanwhile, goes out to a park and she meets
up with her daughters, which is wild because you know what that weird thing where kids go off to
college and like within like two months, they look like completely different people.
Yes. Like we're adults and we're fucking now we have berets. I'm like, whoa!
I know and then one of them has like lost her voice so now she really seems like she's 35.
She's like, hi mom how's it going? Things are great.
And I shouldn't say they're fucking but they're just like, oh my god I need a man mom. It's like,
whoa, whoa! And Shana just is like, Whoa, I'm dressed like a first
lady. How dare you disrespect me like that.
All the Orange County has been leached out of them. You know,
the Parisian one is not that she looks Parisian, but she
definitely doesn't look Orange County anymore. And the one
that's going to Parsons now looks like New York. And I can
only imagine what, like how,
what their interactions are with their older sisters
since I forget the older sister's name,
but she's like down in Texas.
She's been with the guys and she was like, you know,
like 19, they're probably gonna get married, live in Texas,
have like, they're clearly more conservative leaning.
And I just feel like when they all get together
for family dinners or like Thanksgiving, I feel like it's probably some like,
you know, future play that's going to be on Broadway. I just,
I can imagine like tension and political disagreements. Yeah.
And I love it. That's what I'm saying.
You never even left Texas. Oh, I don't need to leave Texas.
I don't have to go all the way across the world
to find happiness.
Stella.
Ooh.
So, Shannon's like,
wow, who would have ever thought I would be able
to see both my daughters and Jimmy Sweet London.
Whoa, how do you do?
Curtsy, curtsy.
They're like, mom, please stop, all right?
I can take this. Come on, you wanna like, Mom, please stop. All right? I can't take this.
Come on, you wanna go get, walk and get something to eat?
I'm gonna have a storyline about not being able
to push it out later, so let's make it carby.
Okay, let's go to this restaurant.
It's called Sticky Mango, which, okay, that sounds great.
I would love to eat at a place called Sticky Mango in London.
And so they sit there and they order, I was concerned
because one of them orders like Pad Thai
and the other one orders like roasted baked potatoes.
I was like, I don't know what's going on with this menu.
Anytime that happens, sometimes on these shows,
they go to restaurants and the menus just do not make sense.
Yeah, and it's London.
So you never know, they could have tasted exactly the same. No offense, London. Love you. No offense, but we know there's going to be no
seasoning. Of course we come from the country of sodium. So, you know, we also, we also
understand, we all, we understand all angles of this London. Okay. So, um, so they're talking
about the girls and Stella asked about how Shannon's doing with the girls. She, um, so they're talking about the girls and Stella asked about how Shanna's doing with the girls.
She's like, well, that hasn't been very good. You know, the stuff that's going on with Tamara and I just,
they've just not been very kind to me. London, London's been fine, but the girls have been not very kind to me.
Typical, typical, typical. It's a toxic relationship, toxic friendship, mother. You guys were very close last year. And
now she's switching it up. It's BS. It's like I was telling my
old friend, Joe Dean, I was like, you know what, my mother's
got a real bad right now. She's got a bad toxic relationship. I
said, Mother, you got to get out of that trailer park and come
out here to Paris.
mother, you got to get out of that trailer park and come out here to Paris." So, Shannon's like, well, have you met any boys?
I've had my fair share.
She's like, oh, I just, well, I wish I didn't.
Yeah, there was Johnny, but he left me because he added life on the road with his band.
And then there was Paul.
He was a truck driver, came through Paris once in a while.
We had a good time.
A lot of guys.
A lot of guys, mother.
A little bit of Joey in my life.
I fell in love with a man named Francois, which was very on the nose for someone from
France, but either way he played the marionettes and we don't play the marionettes.
He had marionettes.
Anyway, I fell in love with him.
He died.
So anyway, mother, what's going on with you?
He fell into the send.
His feet got tangled up in the marionette strings and that was then from Francois.
And Adelaide goes, yeah, you'd be surprised.
I'm honestly pretty dry right now.
She's like, well, I, I,
we're all single ladies.
I think I'm tired of this.
I don't know what they did on the train to you from Paris.
Mother, when I say we're all single ladies,
that's, that's your chance to do the song.
Oh, sure. Okay. Oh, say can you see?
Not the national anthem, Mother. Geez. Come on, Beyonce.
I'm not familiar. Hi, Matt. Was she before or after Neil Diamond? All right, so now we go to Heather and Tamara walking down a London sidewalk and Heather's
like, wow, it feels good to walk, doesn't it?
Just kidding.
Alfredo, get up.
Two blessed boys come up and just lift her above their shoulders.
Walk me.
Walk me, walk me. Um, so they go into Caviar spot called Caviar house.
Um, and, uh, they sit down, they get a table for three cause I
forget which was going to join them.
I think Gina, which is hilarious.
So Heather's like, this is my kind of place.
So they, they settle in and everything and they order some, some drinks.
And then Gina does in fact join. Hi, oh my god, this is so nice. I
had some work stuff. I had a deal fall apart, which is always
fun. It's really sad. I was gonna sell this hot dog shack and
it just fell through. So oh well. I guess it's just gonna
have to stay in the kiosk. I guess someone else is gonna have to find a new buyer for the piercing begota.
It's really rough, but God, ever since I left the office, all I can hear is hot dog, hot
dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot
dog.
Okay, please stop.
It gets in your head.
It's an earworm.
Apparently, the buyers didn't like that I built a wall in the middle of the kitchen.
So Tamra's like, guess what? I got a surprise visit.
Oh my God. Was it Gina Kehoe? No, no, no.
By the way, I think the reason why Gina Kehoe jumped into my mind is that someone on
on the internet, God, sometimes the internet's amazing, I think someone on TikTok made this video, which I think was AI,
definitely was AI, but it was one of these things where it was like made an 80s version,
I don't know if it was like a filter or AI AI whatever, but they made a little video that took cast members from real house sides of Orange County and gave it like this 80s soap opera look.
Did you see this Ronnie? No, I haven't seen it. So it was like the opening credits to like a nighttime soap from the 80s and it took all the OC cast members and also Archie, which was kind of funny, and also some previous cast members
and sort of 80s-ified them. And so they, you would see them all and it was like, oh, there's an 80s
version of Tamra, an 80s version of Gina. And they were all like the essence of these people,
but because it was AI, they all looked kind of off or different. And it was like, that's,
that's Gretchen but it's not
Gretchen you know and it was hilarious but the best part about it is that they
put up Gina Keough and Gina Keough looks exactly the same I love that 80s AI Gina
Keough is the exact same as Gina Keough. I mean you could make an argument that 80s AI anyone from Orange County on the show,
Real Housewives of Orange County is basically the same version, but it was like the Gina
Kyo one was absolutely like, oh, AI didn't have to do anything.
They didn't have to do anything.
Classic.
I love that.
Funny.
Okay. Yeah, I love that.
Funny. Okay. Yeah, I need to go check that out. Okay, so then
so Gina's like, Yeah, you know, okay, from who'd you get the surprise visit from? Was it Gina Kehoe, Vicky, Neil Diamond?
No.
No diamond. He is that bad.
So she's like, it was Jen and she goes, Oh, I know she's agitated.
Agitated is not even the word for it.
So then we've now we cut over elsewhere into old London town where Emily, Jen and Katie are walking down the street.
And Emily's like, how do you cross the streets here? Do you push the border? Just go.
is like, how do you cross the streets here? Do you push the border? Just go. Streets are so different in London. Do people just walk out in the middle of the street?
There must be a lot of fat people with funny accents. Hey everybody, I've got a muffin
in my purse. This is hilarious.
Jen's like, let's just go. Excuse me, double decker bus. You don't get to do that. You
are so illicit. You are wrong in this situation. I've had enough out of you. It's like, let's just go. Excuse me, double decker bus. You don't get to do that. You are so illus.
You are wrong in this situation.
I've had enough out of you.
It's like, wow, she really has changed.
I'm gonna double deck Tamara.
That's just about to get double decked.
So Emily's holding up her hand.
She's like, this is how we stop it.
Stop, stop, I'm gonna die.
So then they go to a place called Burlington Arms and Emily's like,
Where are the coats? Where are the coats?
Burlington Arms.
So anyway, they sit down, they order some food.
Jen orders Malibu and Diet Coke, because that's like her signature cocktail, which is great for her. And she does this whole spiel about like, I don't care what city I'm in, I'm getting Malibu and Diet Coke.
Love that.
Malibu, you do Malibu, you have it here.
Crazy. I can't believe they were able to procure a very popular and common alcohol in this
foreign land.
Wait a minute. You have diet coke? What? My days just improved immensely. Thank you so
much. Thank you. Thank you so, so much.
Do you know what I'd appreciate it if you'd not keep in stock?
Tamara Barney, what a monster.
You know what?
I don't care if I'm at the beach in the Bahamas or in the town of London.
I am drinking a Malibu and Diet Coke because I've been to China and the Newport Beach.
That's it, really.
I went to the Bahamas. I went to the Bahamas and Vegas.
I've been to Fashion Square and Laguna Beach and Zin-Sations in Huntington.
I've driven to Redondo and seen Los Angeles and gone down the 405.
I've been to San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano and Tostinado Mall.
I've been to Orange County,
but I've never been to me.
Wait a minute, why are you giving me the check?
Please leave. So Jen's like, Oh, so this morning, Tamara said, I'm excited to do this to you.
But then she thinks, digs people up.
And then here you go.
Oh, you want to see it was a text thread of Tamara saying, I'm having my best friends
run a background check on him.
That's what she did.
And Emily goes, Oh, no, Emily on the fucking bartender. On Carol Burnett, okay?
I found out all that.
Every time she talks her ear has nothing to do with it, mother bitch.
I know all the truth.
So Jen is like, yeah, it was on Ryan and Carol Burnett.
She gets everyone.
And I literally, Emily, I lost my fucking mind.
I don't blame you.
You know, when Tamra doesn't respect someone,
there's no boundaries, none, zero.
Sorry Jen, she doesn't respect you
and she doesn't respect Ryan.
So then we go back to the other girls
and she was like, oh my God, I saw the text messages.
This is bad.
I mean, because Tamra, honestly,
if you would do that to her, what would you do to what would you do it?
To me would you do it to have that? I mean, I'm being honest here. I'm being honest and you know what?
I just don't like relish on my hot hot hot hot hot. I'm sorry. I can't get it out of my head. Please stop
Are you a con man like him?
So then we go back to the others and Emily's like,
you know, you are an adult woman
and this is the person that you chose
and he is good to you and he's good to your children
and he's good to those fine people who sell
jean jackets with paint on them.
Someone's gotta buy them.
And he slips up to the plate.
And I think that's amazing.
Well, now I do.
I mean, I think it's kind of pathetic
the rest of the season, but now it's fine.
Just like, 100%.
Thank you.
So then back to the other girls, Jean was like, you know, Tamara, you know what I'm
seeing?
It's a problem.
You know what I mean?
And Heather's like, I do not condone digging things up on anyone.
Why do you think I'm so disgusted with Katie?
Oh my God, this isn't about to happen.
She's like, finally, I get to bring it back.
I do not condone digging up things on anyone.
In fact, I also just don't condone digging.
That's for other people to do.
Alfredo, we need you to dig something.
So, yeah, she's like, Katie, who tried to do that
six months before she ever met me, don't forget,
I'm the victim here today as well.
And Tina's like, oh my God,
I can't believe what a liar Katie is.
That's not good.
And Cameron's like, I wanna tell you something.
I wanna tell you something.
My turn, my turn.
Tell me, tell me.
I went candle making with Katie and our daughters
and Kelly's dead.
Wait a minute, Kelly's the one that's 19, right?
Yeah.
And she's still here.
So we were allowed to talk about her on camera and she has a full adult and she no longer
qualifies for Do Not Children Are Out of Off Limits.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And she said to me that she watched Emily's kids.
And then we see Keller and Luke, Emily's nine-year-old twins playing rock, paper, scissors. And Tamara's like, and then she said,
I have to tell you something.
And Katie's like, yeah, listen to this.
And then we see Kali.
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So yeah, now we're back in the candle making scene, which was a lovely scene when we watched
it little did we realize it was actually a sneaky little setup for another venomous storyline.
So Katie goes, Oh, Tamara, listen to this. And Kelly's like, I was like, Oh, yeah, do you
like have you met a lot of your mom's friends? Like my mom is just getting to know everybody.
And they're like, Yeah, but we don't like her. And I was like, What? Why? And they're like,
because she's mean to our mom. And she tells her a lot. And then they're like, Yeah, our mom's. So Cali
says this, which honestly, Katie should not have encouraged
Cali to say this on camera. I think that was really tacky. And
I just also like just don't don't let Cali's 19. But don't
do this, especially saying to Tamara. But of course, we you
know, who would have thought it was a nice mother daughter candle making session.
And now here it is. It's back.
Well, you know, earlier this week, we had a kid thing like the kids.
I would never ever gossip in front of my children.
How dare you?
I would never talk about what's going on with the girls in front of the children.
I would never do. Well, yes, you would.
Every mother does it. What every mother waits to gossip while their kids are gone. Give me a fucking
break. I mean, I knew everything going on in our house. I sat with the tennis ladies
every night and I didn't drink. I knew they drink the wine and I got every bit of tea.
Same, same. But also, like, I'm sure we could probably go to the archives and find all the shit that Tamra's talked in front of her son, Ryan.
Okay, let's be honest.
There are probably many, many scenes of it whatsoever.
Yeah.
I don't know why I said whatsoever.
Whatsoever!
There are many scenes of it whatsoever. That was very, very, me. You know what?
There's a lot of scenes of that whatsoever.
So let's see.
So Emily, Heather's like, Emily's kid said that I'm so popular with the children.
So tell the visions out there to bro.
So tell me, yeah, Emily's kid said that.
And I thought, you know, I thought I was a good judge of character.
You know, me implying like, I like Emily.
I thought I was a good judge of character.
Tamera saying that she's a good judge of character when she's in feud number 45 with her best
friend, either Vicki or Shannon, but then also claiming she's a good judge of character.
Not sure about that
Don't you have to have good character first?
I mean, isn't it like becoming a judge because to be a judge you actually have to be a lawyer first
You're not just a judge. No, I mean be a lawyer based on my ballot. It's like my I feel like on the ballots like well
you know
Gerard Kropotchnik who?
Goldfish shop would like is running for a judge at the 45th district.
Is that true?
I thought you had to be a lawyer first.
Okay, well, I take it back.
I mean, what do I know?
Geez.
What an absolute moron.
I don't think you have to, but sometimes it feels like some of these judges, I'm like,
where'd you come from?
Wow.
Okay. Well, I don't judges, I'm like, where'd you come from?
Wow, okay. Well,
I could be wrong. I don't know. Please don't learn. Please don't learn about our government through me. Okay, everyone. But
you vote, but don't learn about the government for me.
So, so, so Tam is like, yeah, I thought I was a good judge of character. And Tim was
like, you know, there's something deceiving about her. So Heather goes, children repeat
what they hear in the house in Syracuse many times.
And she was like, Oh my god, I know she and even if Emily was in the house talking shit about you, because you guys were in a
fight that day, her children would never be around her when
she did it. I know she's got such good morals.
Mike, give me a fucking break with this.
So you're all such trash,
acting like you suddenly have morals around your children.
Please. Yeah.
I believe that Emily and probably Shane aspire
to not talk about adult affairs around their kids.
I also believe they don't realize
how much they're actually talking shit around their household. And I also believe they don't realize how much they're actually talking shit
around their household and I also believe that these kids are exposed to a
lot of people that say shit and I would not be surprised if there are people I
mean their parents are on TV. I would not be surprised if somehow it kind
of percolates back down into them about Heather DeBrow. So like this is not like
to me this is not surprising.
This is the risk of when you're going on these shows you cannot insulate your children especially
at apparently in Orange County. Oh yeah especially not in Orange County that's where she really gets
vile. They're obviously and they're really getting into it over there. So then Tamara is back back
flashback to two weeks earlier because Tamara Tamara's like, well, I had breakfast with him.
Do do do do, do do do do do do do.
And we see breakfast with Emily and Gina and Tamara.
And she's like, Katie's daughter told me
that the twins said we don't like Heather.
She's mean to my mom.
And Emily said, well, that's not true.
And my boys told me that Callie told them Heather's mean.
And I said, don't ever say that again.
She'll beat us all up and push us into lockers.
We'll never work again.
She's horrible.
I'm sorry.
Did I just say that?
Hold on.
I have a taco in my purse.
Wow.
Wow.
So Emily is saying the boys said that Callie actually was the one who's planting these
ideas.
Um, I mean it is possible,
but also like I don't know if children. Yeah. I don't know. But like, isn't it like aren't
the kids like famous for literally fabricating stories all the time? Like this is a, this
is a big thing that happens when children are witnesses. I remember learning about this when I took psychology class in
college that like kids are like deeply unreliable witnesses and we like to
think they're actually being really honest because they're kids so they just
sort of say it as like what comes but actually kids change their stories all
the time. I'm not necessarily saying that these kids are lying but I feel
like it's good to take
a big grain of salt when you're talking to kids about this stuff, because they will also
say whatever it takes to get out of trouble.
Okay?
I mean,
It's crazy that you learned that in college.
You're so smart.
I learned that from watching Law and Order as I was dropping out of high school.
So it's funny how we just get to similar places.
But yeah, don't trust children. Children are not trustworthy. They're evil.
Like to me, honestly, if I were okay, if I'm listening to these two stories, one is that the
kids say like, yeah, there's me to our mom. Like I believe and like, Heather's means you're our mom.
Like I believe, and like Kaylee's telling the story
because it's funny that these kids said it.
Like that makes sense that she would tell that story.
My kids like, hey, did you say this thing?
You're in trouble.
No, she told us to say that.
Like what story are you gonna believe?
Yeah, not the kid. Just don't believe the kid. I mean, they believe in Santa Claus, if so, you're gonna believe. Yeah. Not the kid.
Just don't believe the kid.
I mean, they believe in Santa Claus, little idiots, which goes to show us that, you know
who else is a liar?
Parents.
Adults are liars as well, because look what we feed.
No wonder children are liars.
No wonder we all grow up to be liars.
We're like, it's totally fine.
We're allowed to lie to you because of these stipulations. You were young and stupid, but now we have to tell
you because you're 10 or whatever it is. By the way, I hope I didn't ruin anything for
anyone driving their children to school. But if I did, you know what? Toughen up.
Just say that Callie told us to tell you. But I, Callie did it. But so anyway, I think
that ultimately though, still Katie is like, it's
not Kelly should not have brought that up on camera and Katie should not have been like, wait, do you
hear this? Katie should not have Katie should have shut that down right away. However, I actually think
the bigger villain, surprise, surprise in this situation is Tamara because Tamara is one sort of
going right back to what we're talking about before. Tamra is one who's actually weaponizing
this. She's using this thing with the kids and she's bringing it onto the show
and she's using it in a way that people have to take sides and get angry about
what the kids did and it should just be like the thing with the kids just like
just leave it or just leave it and she is actually using it as a tool to get back. She's well she right now she
wants to get at Katie because Katie is friends with Jen right so she's gonna now villainize
Katie as well to punish Jen and what's then Callie and Callie too which is so fucked up
because she's really that whole lunch was like, oh my god,
our daughters are both awkward and have no friends. And so we should really get together
so that our daughters can bond. And like they had this really bonding moment of like,
let's get our kids together. And now she's like, oh yeah, do you know what her weirdo daughter
with no friends did? Yeah, he's now promoting a narrative that Callie is going around telling eight year olds that Heather DeBrow is mean. I'm like, listen, they could just rent Coraline.
I'm sorry for the evil laugh, but like I literally cannot help it.
Is this not the most, this is such a messy episode. Do you realize what we're talking about right now? We went from background checks and FBI and
now we're talking about some like, you know, who's who's
correct here? The two eight year olds are the 19 year old.
literally hilarious. Like I can't I love it. Okay, so then
what when where are we here? Okay.
So then, um, Tamra's like, Katie's so calculated. She's got a heart off her head. I thought
she was really sweet girl, but then Gina pushed her into giving out all this information.
And I feel bad for blaming Gina because it's the whole time. It was Katie. It was Katie
all along. It was you all along. This has all been you.
Every single thread in this has been pulled by you.
So, uh-
I am out with her to use your child as a megaphone
as a different kind of insanity.
Not even Wendy Malik would do that.
Well, maybe she would.
You know what, to be fair, I think she 100% would.
I have had it.
That woman is a real bitch bitch come to think of it.
So then we go to back to Jen.
So Jen's in her room now talking to Ryan and she's like, Oh, well, hi, Brian.
Are you there? Ryan, you better pick that up earlier.
You motherfucking I'm so sorry. It's just I'm on a roll.
Anyway, everything I questioned about Tamara, no more questioning.
We're not friends.
We're all bullshit.
He's like, yeah, she's got no soul.
And I said that today.
I said, you've got no soul.
And guess what I've got?
Malibu, Malibu with diet coke.
Stop it, Tamara.
That's my drink.
And you're not gonna tell me not to have it.
And then when I said it, Heather Dubrow was like,
okay, that's low.
And I was like, it's actually not low enough, Heather Dubrow.
Then I was like, that rhymed.
I was like, I do have a soul because only people with soul can rhyme.
I was like, see you.
I dropped the mic, except it was actually my Malibu and Diet Coke.
I was like, fuck, that was the last one in the country.
It's been a rough day.
It's like, okay, well, have a great night.
Then over with Heather and Tamara,
they're getting their hair done and Heather's like, okay, well have a great night. So then over with Heather and Tamara, they're getting their hair done.
And Heather's like, before dinner,
we're going to etiquette class.
That's it.
I don't wanna hear anything about it.
I'd like to point out that the last time
they had an etiquette class
on the Real Housewives of Orange County,
amazingly was the same episode as Naked Wasted.
Isn't that wild?
Is that true?
It's absolutely true. It's absolutely true. I remember when
we we actually did a live recap of Naked Wasted a few years ago.
And I remember we talked about the etiquette class and I then I
went back, I verified it. I was like, the entire time I was
like, this is the crazy. I'm like, this episode is already
like up there to me as Naked Wasted. And I was like, Oh my
god, and then there's an etiquette class as well.
I think there's something about Tamara being confronted
with good manners that causes her to just go wild.
And even though the etiquette class came after
the things that we've described,
she's in London, which is, I think just to be in the UK,
you just feel like your manners have to be better anyway.
And I think it just agitates her.
I think it just sets her off,
and she just becomes more craven in the face of it.
She really does. Do you remember when we were doing that recap and we were thinking, like,
oh, let's just find something old. And we saw Naked Wasted. We're like, that sounds
funny. I mean, I think this is the one where they got Gretchen drunk on purpose. We were
hazy basically. And then we took the notes and we were like, oh my
God, this was about sexual assault. Like she was literally trying to sexual assault. And
then we were stuck in this recap about sexual assault. My God, that was the worst. And it
still turned into a really fun, good show, but oh my god yeah well this is what does a wild episode that will that I mean we'll never
forget that so um anyway they're glam and um and then meanwhile elsewhere people Shannon says goodbye
to her daughters and with my mom and then uh Jen and Katie and Shannon walked to the lobby because they're gonna be going to Windsor Castle today.
And Shannon has not puked in three days
and so she's bloated and she's hurt
and she's backed up and constipated.
Yeah.
So she's like, oh my God, I just, I, I, I.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I mixed two scenes together. They are I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I
Mixed two scenes together. They are sitting down for the etiquette class. I apologize. That's where we're at. Oh, okay They're just talking about the poop
That's why I haven't gone to the bathroom in days and I'm having some pains pains
Flames on the side of my face. There's a bit of bloke going on. I'm backed up. I'm just I'm backed up
on the side of my face. There's a bit of bloke going on. I'm backed up. I'm just, I'm backed up. I'm back. So they all sit and then a lady comes over. She's like, hello ladies. I'm
Laura Akamal and I'm going to be teaching you English dining etiquette this evening.
Katie's like, oh my God, I love that. And everyone else is like, oh my God, was this a fucking
Heather event? Who else would do this?
So then Emily's like, All right, I'll be ready to start the
the English table etiquette. And Emily's like, Oh my God, you said that.
I know. Hello, everyone.
That likes it. I was kicking in.
I'm going to shit my brains out a second now.
What are we doing? Hold on. I've got a subway sandwich. Okay,
Emily. So then they are talking about pooping some more. Emily and Katie and Emily's early
in the day was talking about how nothing she can't poop
but then Katie gave her the laxatives. So now she can't stop pooping. So then Shannon's
like poop pills and Katie's like yes. And so now they're talking about poop and this
lady's like, ladies, you're not talking about I'm going to go I'm about to shit the world.
That's what I'm about to shit. How do you do
that politely?
Who needs etiquette in our group the most? Well, this notion that Katie has to spread lies about
people, and now her daughter is doing it too. First lesson etiquette class. No, no.
Like, okay, you need to relax. So they go through this, you know, they're doing
they're learning like how to hold a fork and how to hold a knife and how not to be awful
people. And yeah, they don't get to that part. Unfortunately, they don't really get past
the second fork. Yeah, they still come out of it sort of acting like a cavewoman. But
Jen is like, Okay, I may not know where every fork goes,
but I do know I have never thrown a napkin in anyone's face and I've never spit a loogie
back in my drink. And I'm so I'm doing that right. And then we see footage of Tamara throwing
that napkin, which they, they always show that footage as if Tamara threw a chair across
a restaurant. Can you believe it? And then Emily's sitting in the room marketing.
So then Laura, who by the way, this Laura is killing the scene, right?
I'm not in a good way.
She's not great.
She's not very charismatic.
I mean, I don't know if there are charismatic people, but she's just like...
What, Dame Judy Dench busy?
Seriously.
Like, can we get the Tilda in here?
Tilda, I don't even think is English, but
I'd take her, you know? And so they keep moving on to the fork. And she's like, and here's
how you eat. Your knife and fork stay in your hand. And then they're like, wait, what do
you mean? And she goes, is that how you eat? And Heather goes, that's how I eat. Jimmy
goes, wait a minute, the whole time? No, meaning you don't switch.
Oh, that's good.
Cause I was about to try and drink my water
and then I would have been like, why?
As Gina grabs the knife with her hand.
You know, I was worried, honestly, there was part of me
that was like worried I was going to like run into Gina
at that event last night.
Cause I was like, you know, of all the people
probably Gina would go to like an Inegarten thing.
You know.
Yeah, I think she would.
I think Gina might do something.
Oh my God, I love her.
She uses George's sauce.
Gina's really more of a,
Gina's more of a Magnolia table now that I think about it.
But either way, I was like-
Yeah, she's like more of a Rachel Ray.
Rachel Ray just used George's sauce with regular onions
and then boom, bam, you've got your own
recipe. I thought it might be either Heather at the event or Gina. Heather would be like,
someone from the Hamptons is here. I must get there. Or Heather would be in the back while
she's making her nanny watch Ina. Learn something. I'll be returning texts. Hello, this is television's
Heather Dubrow. I should be on the list to meet Julie Louise
Dreyfus. We are both contemporaries of in the field of
acting. So am I on the list to see go backstage? No. But I was
like, if I read it to Gina, what will I say? Like if she's
like, you guys are so mean to me on your podcast. And I was
like, you know what, if I run into her, I know exactly what I
would say, I would say Gina, I know we talk a lot of shit about you. And to that I say,
I feel bad. I feel so bad.
Didn't have to work. I think they were actually shooting the reunion yesterday. Maybe I was
a guest. But they're doing it yesterday, were they doing that yesterday? Reunion?
Or was it a few days ago?
They've done it, they already did it a while ago,
a couple weeks ago, I think.
I'm very current.
Yeah, cause Andy said, apparently on his show,
he said, yeah, this, it was actually quite calm
and easy, which no one wants to hear.
You know? Yeah, no one wants to hear that at all.
So anyway, etiquette, etiquette, etiquette.
It's just, it's happening.
It's funny.
And they're joking.
They're all, you know, bad at it.
We see flashbacks of them, you know,
violating etiquette in many different areas.
And like, this is how you hold a spoon.
This is how you hold a work, etc. And
Tamar, that's somebody will bet. Hey, Laura, I heard you talk to
him. These children said that Heather's mean. You're upset
now. I don't know who these people are. Please hold your
fork. Please hold your fork in your right hand. Thank you very
much.
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