Watch What Crappens - #2600 RHOC S18E16 Part One: When the Brit Hits The Fan

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

This is part one! The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a ...video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to watcha crappin' ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Kill List is a true story of how I ended up in a race against time to warn those who lives were in danger. Follow Kill List wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Kill List and more exhibit-see true crumb shows like morbid early and ad free right now by joining Wondry Plus. Hello and welcome to Watch Where Crap In's, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkirch and joining me today for a very, very messy
Starting point is 00:00:59 episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County Recap. We're not going to be messy, I don't think, but the show was messy. Ronnie Karam, hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, my little Banooney Toons. How are things going over there? Things are great. I really cannot wait to dive into this episode because it kind of like blew me away.
Starting point is 00:01:18 But before we do that, we actually have like a really- To blow you away? It did, like within 15 minutes- About to oversell it or anything. No, well, because within like the first 10 minutes of the show, I was like, this episode is already so messy. Like it is wild the number of things that are going on in the show. But um, especially when you compare to
Starting point is 00:01:38 like New York earlier this week, where it was like I'm making a pavlova. So let's be honest honest but before we do that we actually have like a really exciting announcement this is something we've been slightly teasing over the past month or so it's something we've been working really hard on on in the background to try to make things better we've been talking a lot about how we're going to be starting our patreon And we're really excited to announce that we are finally making our patreon a monthly subscription instead of a quote-unquote per creation We've talked about this before when we first started up with patreon in 2014 10 years ago You know you could
Starting point is 00:02:19 We set it up that like you like subscribe by creation So like the idea was like, you know, you put out one podcast a week or a month and that was the per creation. But you know, we put out like a million podcasts. So there's this whole bureaucratic thing that we've had to do in the past where we said, well, we do this many podcasts,
Starting point is 00:02:39 but we're only gonna designate some of them as creations. And then it's very confusing. And we tell people to put on caps and that at all our discussion that we ever have about you've got a cap you got a cap you got a cap it's all gonna go out the window it's just a straight-up monthly subscription going forward starting in November and if you're already a patreon subscriber first of all thank you but second of all nothing will change for you. Your subscription will automatically convert into a monthly subscription,
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Starting point is 00:03:29 that's been on, you know, for people trying to deal with our Patreon of late. And we're really sorry for all that confusion that that's caused us. It's been a headache all around for everyone. And we're just hoping this just, just makes everything easier for everyone's that way there's one less barrier to get between all of us and the fun stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:51 So that is our big announcement. And if you have any questions, obviously you can reach out to us on Patreon, et cetera. But hopefully you're seamless. CLDR, it was a clusterfuck and it's not gonna be a clusterfuck anymore. Yeah. Which is so great. So yeah, thanks for everybody who's helping and thanks for everybody who's so patient on Patreon with us. We
Starting point is 00:04:09 love it. We love being there. And this is on Patreon right now this video. Yes, it is videos from every day over there. Let's get started on this bad boy real housewives of the Orange County, the Orange County. The County Orange. County Orange. I made a hot take on Twitter and I said this was Orange County's messiest take, messiest episode
Starting point is 00:04:34 since Naked Wasted. Although Michael Horn, our friend Michael Horn, I think it was its messiest episode since then. Michael Horn though mentioned that Ireland, the one with Kelly Dauber, they tried to get her drunk. That was also a pretty messy one as well. You don't think it was the messiest one since then? Well, Naked Wasted was sexual assault. So I don't know that I'm putting on the same, the same look. Naked Wasted was, it was so messy that, that like it's like oh my god this is wild what is happening on this episode and I think that um I think this episode was I
Starting point is 00:05:11 don't say I couldn't believe it I thought this this episode was so off the rails like the amount the amount of stuff that was being drug like dug up and thrown into the into the sphere to try to like, you know, get people to be different people sides the amount of issues people had and just it was just wild I don't know maybe this is shameless. This is a shameless housewifery like we're seeing completely inside now you know they've really started dropping that fourth wall on the show and it it's been super fun to watch some behind the scenes stuff. I remember when they started mentioning Twitter or Instagram and stuff like that. That was a huge step because they used to not be allowed to say that. We used to call that housewives, so Shaw Madea because they would always be like,
Starting point is 00:06:00 well, I heard from somewhere, and Twitter or something. Now that was a huge thing. But now they're just straight be like, well, I heard from somewhere, and always Twitter or something. That was a huge thing. But now they're just straight up like, you were doing PI work on her. Well, you were doing PI work on her. I have to prove, they're all doing PI work on each other. We've got it going on multiple franchises now,
Starting point is 00:06:21 multiple cities, and it's a hilarious peak into how these women really get once they get on these shows. It makes them fucking crazy. It makes them nuts. It does. And they start hiring private investigators and planting stories about each other, making friends with the bloggers. And then before you know it, it's just like the whole internet is involved in these plots. And's it's it's a cluster and
Starting point is 00:06:45 today we're seeing the ultimate melting pot of all of that chaos coming together you know we often joke when when Game of Thrones or House of Dragons when we're doing winter is crappening we often joke with people like oh yeah well you know it's not so crazy that we cover that show because it's really not that different from the Real Housewives. Ha ha ha ha ha. There's backstabbing, you know, fighting, blah, blah, blah, blah, dragons. But the truth is that when you watch this episode and you see like how Tamara and Shannon are in this feud and they are basically doing whatever they can to bring people to their sides and to slander people who they perceive as enemies or allies of their enemies. And it's like this crazy political maneuvering basically because of their feud. It really is honestly like watching House
Starting point is 00:07:34 of the Dragons, like a very blonde, vapid House of the Dragons. And it's, you know, it's wild. I mean, because that's what we're watching. We're watching a friendship that is on the outs at the moment, and they're just sowing destruction amongst their friend group purely to get back at each other. And in the end, all these people will be mad at each other, and then Shannon and Tamara will be like, I can't, I can't bet you so much.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I just can't bet you so much. I mean, here's my sister, and it kills me. What do you act like that? I don't want to fight anymore. And then everyone else is going to be at each other's throats. I'm like these fucking bitches. That is 100% true. They're going to end up making up because they understand what it's like to go this deep, you know, and really, they go so deep, they are going so deep to fuck each other over. And it's amazing to watch it. It really is. And
Starting point is 00:08:26 see it all exposed. And then just watch them just shamelessly exposing each other. And they're doing it in such a way that's like, who cares? So what? We exposed each other, you know? And no one's even surprised. That's the thing. And even the kids are getting messy. It's like, wait a minute, the kids were deep throat? It's like the kids were on the phone the whole time with Page Six. You know what I mean? This is bringing in children. It's bringing in the FBI. I mean, Prince Charles, you can make it King Charles, you can make an argument was somehow broad and he was invoked at one point. The point is, it's like we've got some serious information about Gina abusing her boyfriend and it came from someone named Shane face. So just go with it.
Starting point is 00:09:10 It was I don't know. I just was maybe maybe I was I don't know. I just was watching. I was like, that's wild. Also, ironically, I was in Orange County last night. So maybe I just was really just really feeling it. I have to say so I went Matt Maher from the reality Gaze podcast, who we love, he gave me a ticket to see Ina Garten be interviewed by Julie Luigi-Ryfus down in Irvine. So I went down there and I was so amused by the fact that this giant performing arts center, almost everyone was blonde. You're either blonde or you had white hair. And then there was me. And
Starting point is 00:09:45 I was like, Yep, Orange County. Here we are. There you are. Straight in the right in the mothership. Yeah, it was wonderful. I was actually it was great because I really was like, the truth is I am in a giant theater full of ladybens. Like everyone here is like basically a blonde lady version of me and I was kind of excited by it. Yeah. Well, that sounds like a really good time. Really good time to be blonde. Little eye nap. Hope she mentioned Pavlovas because we haven't heard that enough this week. Okay. So let's get to it. So Jen, Jen is hilarious. So last week she started, well, she really became a hero of the internet last
Starting point is 00:10:26 week, a folk hero, because she went in and just let Tamra have it. It was so lovely to see the coming out of Jen. It was her big moment on The Housewives. She did it great. Now she can't stop. Now she's addicted. Yeah. And you see seriously every scene she's just yelling at Tamara. It's so funny, because it's so inappropriate. It's like, here we are, back for Sammy, buddy. Oh, shut up, Tamara. I've had enough of you.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I will not listen to another word you say. Eggs benedict, eggs don't addict. How about that? Eggs don't addict. Sound like a good one, everybody? You wanna talk about addicts? How about we talk about Ryan? It's like, what?
Starting point is 00:11:06 Jen was just not having it. Yeah, Jen is water or coffee or anything before I bring your check. I you know what, I would like Tamara to have some manners. Can I order that? Okay, Jen. Finish up the breakfast here. How about some pancakes? I'll tell you about pans and cakes. I would like to pan a review for Tamra and throw a cake in her face right now. I've had enough of her. I know it was a stretch, but I'm new at this. So we pick back up in the middle of this fight. So Jen has just stormed off. So Heather goes into the pokes her head out into the hallway and goes, Jen, Jen, are you are you still here? She goes, you know what? I am still here. Oh, good. I was wondering if you could bring me a coffee. Thank you so much. You are the maid, right? Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to bring.
Starting point is 00:11:59 I'm going to bring some telling off of camera. Oh, God. no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to do that. And marches back in. And she's like, and another thing. Heather, I am not interested anymore. Heather goes, I hear you. Can you just give me a second? Okay, can we not yell? And Tamara, can we, don't clap, don't clap. She's like, she was yelling, she was yelling. She was yelling. Okay, don't clap. Don't clap. And she's like, Yes, she was yelling. She was yelling.
Starting point is 00:12:25 She was yelling. Okay. Don't clap. Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay. Don't do that. Reba's not here. We are in the middle of takes.
Starting point is 00:12:34 We don't have clapping now. Okay. It's like what Wendy Mallet told the live audiences before every time I came on stage. Do not clap. It feels like she can do whatever she wants and she wants to clap that's the only thing she knows how to do all right let's all calm down let's all just calm down a second talk shit about me talk shit about Ryan and then cry that you
Starting point is 00:12:58 fucking love me you don't fucking love anything about me which by the way like this is like this feels like it should be like a monologue in like gay lore just just that line alone sounds like it's just something that we gays will be reciting for like 50 years talk about love you don't love a single thing about me so um tamra's like i'm not gonna talk to you while you were yelling i love what tamra tamra having the balls to pull that line i'm not not going to talk to you while you're yelling when she has spent most of this season, uh, acting like a cocaine up chipmunk screaming at everyone. I, it was hilarious. Yeah. I don't know what chipmunk is like,
Starting point is 00:13:41 but I'm imagining it's like poss Possum. Possum. Possum. Possum on a dumpster. Coke, possum. Possum found some coke. So she's like, here's the thing. Nothing new has happened. This was two years ago. You know, when it's not Heather, she leans back.
Starting point is 00:13:58 She does this with her hands. She's swatting away a ball. She's like, whatever, it was two years ago. Who even cares? Really? swatting away a ball. She's like, whatever was two years ago. Really? Because you were caught with the paparazzi like two years ago, weren't you? Or a year and a half ago, but it's still extremely important to you to discuss that Heather, you fucking hypocrite and Tamara. She's like, yes, two years ago, but you're also negating the fact that Shannon had a hand in this. And that is why we need to call the loony bin on Shannon
Starting point is 00:14:25 and have her 51 50 everybody finally we're gonna finally make this come true so Jen tells us Heather somebody says you stage paparazzi pictures and you freak out you're gonna sit here and defend Tamra on this get out of Tamra's ass and be your own person so then she says the fact that I thought that for years you were a friend Tamra I was the idiot well I thought that for years you were a friend, Tamara, I was the idiot. Well, I mean, we could have told you that a long time ago, Jen, but I'm glad you're seeing it now. Yeah. For so many years. Jen calls it, you know, she's like, you know, Heather, Heather stages paparazzi pictures.
Starting point is 00:14:57 She's accused of that and she freaks out. But now Tamara's fine doing this, you know? And so Jen's like, fuck you. You don't have a soul, Tamara. I mean, I don't even, Tamara, I don't even understand you. I don't understand you, Tamara. By the way, everybody, can I just say, everybody who's in this room, thank you so much for letting me get this out. Fuck you, Tamara, still. Still fuck you.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Okay, you know what, Jen? That is not nice what you just said, that she doesn't have a soul. Everyone knows that I'm the one who's soulless. So Tamara is like, no, we were not making plays last year. We even admit that. We't have a soul. Everyone knows that I'm the one who's soulless. So Tamara is like, No, we were not in a good place that year. We even a bit sad. We're not that bad. And Jen goes, Well, when you're not in a good place, you go on background checks and things like that. And Heather goes, She didn't do a background check. Just be careful. Your math's gotten you into trouble before. And Jen has like her finger out and
Starting point is 00:15:43 she's like, it's fun because she has her finger out and it's like she's never used it before. So it's like this little magic wand that she has that's sort of like shaking and moving around. And she's like, whoa, I didn't know I could even do this sort of thing with my finger. It's so accusatory. I love it. The finger point is powerful once you learn it, you know? And Tim was like, okay, here's what's going on. Two years ago, I was at the gym and a guy came up to me and said, I was friends with Ryan. It's got a big dick, kept sending it to me, but he kept sending it to me, it was always flashing. I was like, I want to see it. It was so flashing. It was such a blessing. Tamara, stay on topic. Okay, back to my monologue. I said, Tamara, stay on topic. Okay, back to my monologue.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Doodly-doot, doodly-doot. Oh, are we doing anything goes? I know how this goes. Doodly-doot, doodly-doot. Anything goes, anything goes. Well, I couldn't believe he would show his face after he was named in a lawsuit for selling time shares in another country,
Starting point is 00:16:43 and they weren't building them, and they were collecting the HOA money for it and people go to jail for it and so I said that to Shannon and then she said oh my god you got to give this information to Leslie but doors ex-husband because he's named in the lawsuit so you have to get information on this because Leslie be doors ex-husband was named in the lawsuit. Okay. So this is already very messy out of the gate. You have to admit this is wild. We're just dropping it.
Starting point is 00:17:10 It really is connected. I mean, they're all connected to each other, which is hilarious. Shannon's like, wait a minute, this gossip involves David's new wife. So Shannon was just asking for information before this gets so convoluted. Yes, Shannon wanted it investigated, but only to use against Leslie Bador. She didn't give a shit about Ryan. Why would she? She didn't give a shit about Jenna Ryan. She wanted to get at Leslie Bador. So just just to get that out on the table. Yes. Yes. Also, I don't know why Tamra didn't
Starting point is 00:17:41 try to explain any of this to Jen. Like when Jen comes in hot like that, why is Tamra not like Jen? I know you like, okay, let me, let me tell you the story. And like, but like Tamra like waits and then tells it behind her back. So then Tamra tells, tells us, Sean asked me, do you know anybody that can look into this lawsuit? And I go, Well, I have a friend that's a lawyer, and I can maybe have him check it out, batch. So now we see screenshots. And there's talk back and forth. And basically, the screenshots say it's basically we see that
Starting point is 00:18:17 Shannon's like, Can we do a background check? Like that's the TLDR on that one is Shannon does in fact ask and I am chuckling I'm like this is this is the second episode in a row that they've done this to us last episode. It was the whole thing with Heather and the mammogram. And then it turned out oh Heather had actually texted this thing the night before and now this one we have Jen all whipped into a frenzy about Tamara doing a background check. And it turns
Starting point is 00:18:46 out shadow was one who actually asked for it. Even though her motive was something different. Shannon was the one who asked for the background check. And then it's like, well, this is what Tamara does. She runs background checks. The twists and turns get coming. Yeah, but Tamara was the one who used the information. As Shanna didn't.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Shanna didn't give a shit. She's not using the information. And to me, it's like all back to the Lucy Lucy apple juice stuff. You can accuse her of shit, but Shanna didn't use anything. I mean, they're accusing her of, oh, she wanted to know about Travis so she could use it against you at the reunion.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Okay, well, even if that's true, she didn't use it against her at the reunion. So there was no crime committed. It's not a crime to want to do something You know, right? I think that I think that the point is more like and believe me I'm not on Tamra's side with any of this, but I think the point is like Shannon's Shannon is Shannon really does Does lead Jen down a path where like, Tamara, Tamara is so vindictive that she just decided to run a background check on Ryan. That's like, no, but Shannon, you were part of that too. Like you literally you you basically were the one who got the ball rolling on that. So it's just so well, kind of information, kind of, but Tamara is
Starting point is 00:20:02 the one who said I heard something from my guy in a gym that Rob that this guy has illegal timeshares, and he's doing this and that and Tamara. Yeah, that's true too. Shannon was the one who said, Okay, fine, then look it up. But Tamara is still the one who started all this shit. She's still the one. Yeah, yeah. Like she needed to tell her to do a background check. She would have been doing that shit anyway. Give me a break. A hundred percent. I'm just saying Shannon was real sly in removing herself from her role in this, which I mean, I'm just chuckling. I mean, they're so, these two are just ridiculous.
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Starting point is 00:23:13 And I guess this is... These are the texts. She's talking about her ex. And so Tamara's like, they need to know Ryan and his ex-partners are dangerous. And Shanna says, because this stuff is going to come and I don't want to potentially assume that anyone in my family brought it out. So you look it up.
Starting point is 00:23:30 If you don't say so, you look it up. I guess I should read verbatim since this is the text. And then Tamara's like, well, I don't know if I'm with the jail. Blank needs to know what they're dealing with. I'm asking my friend's husband if he can do a background check. Okay, so is Tamara still the one who came up with background check?
Starting point is 00:23:48 So Tamra's like, if Shannon would have known Jen would have shown Jen the entire text message, oh that's right, it would incriminate Shannon, bitch! Shannon was equally as concerned as I was. That Ryan the shady motherfucker. It's not the type of people I want to surround myself with. As if Tamra surrounds herself surrounds herself with, you know, the most high minded, non tacky, non awful people in Orange County. Yeah, only the classy people. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:24:17 with my baptism in a swimming pool. That's the only way I speak to those are the only people I trust. So Heather's like, well, you didn't tell her the story like that. She's, no, I'm not going to because she's screaming and yelling. She wants to listen to me. I will talk to her, bitch.
Starting point is 00:24:35 But that's the problem. It's hard when you're with somebody and they just fucking light you up about something. She's like, uh-huh, uh-huh, look at me. I'm listening to you. I'm listening, I'm listening to you. 27 teeth picks 27 teeth. Hey, Tamara focus. You're not rain batch. Okay, what were we talking about?
Starting point is 00:24:54 The most important part of all this, which is that her stomach looks really good. I had envy. And Tamara's like, Yeah, it's like a tummy tuck. We don't talk about people's surgeries only that they had them that that they should use terry So now Jen goes to katie's room And she's like hi, what are you doing? Do you have a minute? She's like well i'm about to get dressed Are you okay? Are you leaving? What's wrong? I don't know. Maybe I need to take a walk or something
Starting point is 00:25:24 Wow, i've never seen you act like this. So yeah, let's go have a drink. So then we go out to Shannon. So Shannon, meanwhile, goes out to a park and she meets up with her daughters, which is wild because you know what that weird thing where kids go off to college and like within like two months, they look like completely different people. Yes. Like we're adults and we're fucking now we have berets. I'm like, whoa! I know and then one of them has like lost her voice so now she really seems like she's 35. She's like, hi mom how's it going? Things are great. And I shouldn't say they're fucking but they're just like, oh my god I need a man mom. It's like,
Starting point is 00:26:02 whoa, whoa! And Shana just is like, Whoa, I'm dressed like a first lady. How dare you disrespect me like that. All the Orange County has been leached out of them. You know, the Parisian one is not that she looks Parisian, but she definitely doesn't look Orange County anymore. And the one that's going to Parsons now looks like New York. And I can only imagine what, like how, what their interactions are with their older sisters
Starting point is 00:26:27 since I forget the older sister's name, but she's like down in Texas. She's been with the guys and she was like, you know, like 19, they're probably gonna get married, live in Texas, have like, they're clearly more conservative leaning. And I just feel like when they all get together for family dinners or like Thanksgiving, I feel like it's probably some like, you know, future play that's going to be on Broadway. I just,
Starting point is 00:26:52 I can imagine like tension and political disagreements. Yeah. And I love it. That's what I'm saying. You never even left Texas. Oh, I don't need to leave Texas. I don't have to go all the way across the world to find happiness. Stella. Ooh. So, Shannon's like,
Starting point is 00:27:14 wow, who would have ever thought I would be able to see both my daughters and Jimmy Sweet London. Whoa, how do you do? Curtsy, curtsy. They're like, mom, please stop, all right? I can take this. Come on, you wanna like, Mom, please stop. All right? I can't take this. Come on, you wanna go get, walk and get something to eat? I'm gonna have a storyline about not being able
Starting point is 00:27:31 to push it out later, so let's make it carby. Okay, let's go to this restaurant. It's called Sticky Mango, which, okay, that sounds great. I would love to eat at a place called Sticky Mango in London. And so they sit there and they order, I was concerned because one of them orders like Pad Thai and the other one orders like roasted baked potatoes. I was like, I don't know what's going on with this menu.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Anytime that happens, sometimes on these shows, they go to restaurants and the menus just do not make sense. Yeah, and it's London. So you never know, they could have tasted exactly the same. No offense, London. Love you. No offense, but we know there's going to be no seasoning. Of course we come from the country of sodium. So, you know, we also, we also understand, we all, we understand all angles of this London. Okay. So, um, so they're talking about the girls and Stella asked about how Shannon's doing with the girls. She, um, so they're talking about the girls and Stella asked about how Shanna's doing with the girls. She's like, well, that hasn't been very good. You know, the stuff that's going on with Tamara and I just,
Starting point is 00:28:34 they've just not been very kind to me. London, London's been fine, but the girls have been not very kind to me. Typical, typical, typical. It's a toxic relationship, toxic friendship, mother. You guys were very close last year. And now she's switching it up. It's BS. It's like I was telling my old friend, Joe Dean, I was like, you know what, my mother's got a real bad right now. She's got a bad toxic relationship. I said, Mother, you got to get out of that trailer park and come out here to Paris. mother, you got to get out of that trailer park and come out here to Paris." So, Shannon's like, well, have you met any boys?
Starting point is 00:29:11 I've had my fair share. She's like, oh, I just, well, I wish I didn't. Yeah, there was Johnny, but he left me because he added life on the road with his band. And then there was Paul. He was a truck driver, came through Paris once in a while. We had a good time. A lot of guys. A lot of guys, mother.
Starting point is 00:29:32 A little bit of Joey in my life. I fell in love with a man named Francois, which was very on the nose for someone from France, but either way he played the marionettes and we don't play the marionettes. He had marionettes. Anyway, I fell in love with him. He died. So anyway, mother, what's going on with you? He fell into the send.
Starting point is 00:30:00 His feet got tangled up in the marionette strings and that was then from Francois. And Adelaide goes, yeah, you'd be surprised. I'm honestly pretty dry right now. She's like, well, I, I, we're all single ladies. I think I'm tired of this. I don't know what they did on the train to you from Paris. Mother, when I say we're all single ladies,
Starting point is 00:30:23 that's, that's your chance to do the song. Oh, sure. Okay. Oh, say can you see? Not the national anthem, Mother. Geez. Come on, Beyonce. I'm not familiar. Hi, Matt. Was she before or after Neil Diamond? All right, so now we go to Heather and Tamara walking down a London sidewalk and Heather's like, wow, it feels good to walk, doesn't it? Just kidding. Alfredo, get up. Two blessed boys come up and just lift her above their shoulders.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Walk me. Walk me, walk me. Um, so they go into Caviar spot called Caviar house. Um, and, uh, they sit down, they get a table for three cause I forget which was going to join them. I think Gina, which is hilarious. So Heather's like, this is my kind of place. So they, they settle in and everything and they order some, some drinks. And then Gina does in fact join. Hi, oh my god, this is so nice. I
Starting point is 00:31:29 had some work stuff. I had a deal fall apart, which is always fun. It's really sad. I was gonna sell this hot dog shack and it just fell through. So oh well. I guess it's just gonna have to stay in the kiosk. I guess someone else is gonna have to find a new buyer for the piercing begota. It's really rough, but God, ever since I left the office, all I can hear is hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog. Okay, please stop.
Starting point is 00:32:01 It gets in your head. It's an earworm. Apparently, the buyers didn't like that I built a wall in the middle of the kitchen. So Tamra's like, guess what? I got a surprise visit. Oh my God. Was it Gina Kehoe? No, no, no. By the way, I think the reason why Gina Kehoe jumped into my mind is that someone on on the internet, God, sometimes the internet's amazing, I think someone on TikTok made this video, which I think was AI, definitely was AI, but it was one of these things where it was like made an 80s version,
Starting point is 00:32:40 I don't know if it was like a filter or AI AI whatever, but they made a little video that took cast members from real house sides of Orange County and gave it like this 80s soap opera look. Did you see this Ronnie? No, I haven't seen it. So it was like the opening credits to like a nighttime soap from the 80s and it took all the OC cast members and also Archie, which was kind of funny, and also some previous cast members and sort of 80s-ified them. And so they, you would see them all and it was like, oh, there's an 80s version of Tamra, an 80s version of Gina. And they were all like the essence of these people, but because it was AI, they all looked kind of off or different. And it was like, that's, that's Gretchen but it's not Gretchen you know and it was hilarious but the best part about it is that they put up Gina Keough and Gina Keough looks exactly the same I love that 80s AI Gina
Starting point is 00:33:35 Keough is the exact same as Gina Keough. I mean you could make an argument that 80s AI anyone from Orange County on the show, Real Housewives of Orange County is basically the same version, but it was like the Gina Kyo one was absolutely like, oh, AI didn't have to do anything. They didn't have to do anything. Classic. I love that. Funny. Okay. Yeah, I love that.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Funny. Okay. Yeah, I need to go check that out. Okay, so then so Gina's like, Yeah, you know, okay, from who'd you get the surprise visit from? Was it Gina Kehoe, Vicky, Neil Diamond? No. No diamond. He is that bad. So she's like, it was Jen and she goes, Oh, I know she's agitated. Agitated is not even the word for it. So then we've now we cut over elsewhere into old London town where Emily, Jen and Katie are walking down the street. And Emily's like, how do you cross the streets here? Do you push the border? Just go.
Starting point is 00:34:44 is like, how do you cross the streets here? Do you push the border? Just go. Streets are so different in London. Do people just walk out in the middle of the street? There must be a lot of fat people with funny accents. Hey everybody, I've got a muffin in my purse. This is hilarious. Jen's like, let's just go. Excuse me, double decker bus. You don't get to do that. You are so illicit. You are wrong in this situation. I've had enough out of you. It's like, let's just go. Excuse me, double decker bus. You don't get to do that. You are so illus. You are wrong in this situation. I've had enough out of you. It's like, wow, she really has changed.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I'm gonna double deck Tamara. That's just about to get double decked. So Emily's holding up her hand. She's like, this is how we stop it. Stop, stop, I'm gonna die. So then they go to a place called Burlington Arms and Emily's like, Where are the coats? Where are the coats? Burlington Arms.
Starting point is 00:35:38 So anyway, they sit down, they order some food. Jen orders Malibu and Diet Coke, because that's like her signature cocktail, which is great for her. And she does this whole spiel about like, I don't care what city I'm in, I'm getting Malibu and Diet Coke. Love that. Malibu, you do Malibu, you have it here. Crazy. I can't believe they were able to procure a very popular and common alcohol in this foreign land. Wait a minute. You have diet coke? What? My days just improved immensely. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so, so much.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Do you know what I'd appreciate it if you'd not keep in stock? Tamara Barney, what a monster. You know what? I don't care if I'm at the beach in the Bahamas or in the town of London. I am drinking a Malibu and Diet Coke because I've been to China and the Newport Beach. That's it, really. I went to the Bahamas. I went to the Bahamas and Vegas. I've been to Fashion Square and Laguna Beach and Zin-Sations in Huntington.
Starting point is 00:36:54 I've driven to Redondo and seen Los Angeles and gone down the 405. I've been to San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano and Tostinado Mall. I've been to Orange County, but I've never been to me. Wait a minute, why are you giving me the check? Please leave. So Jen's like, Oh, so this morning, Tamara said, I'm excited to do this to you. But then she thinks, digs people up. And then here you go.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Oh, you want to see it was a text thread of Tamara saying, I'm having my best friends run a background check on him. That's what she did. And Emily goes, Oh, no, Emily on the fucking bartender. On Carol Burnett, okay? I found out all that. Every time she talks her ear has nothing to do with it, mother bitch. I know all the truth. So Jen is like, yeah, it was on Ryan and Carol Burnett.
Starting point is 00:37:58 She gets everyone. And I literally, Emily, I lost my fucking mind. I don't blame you. You know, when Tamra doesn't respect someone, there's no boundaries, none, zero. Sorry Jen, she doesn't respect you and she doesn't respect Ryan. So then we go back to the other girls
Starting point is 00:38:16 and she was like, oh my God, I saw the text messages. This is bad. I mean, because Tamra, honestly, if you would do that to her, what would you do to what would you do it? To me would you do it to have that? I mean, I'm being honest here. I'm being honest and you know what? I just don't like relish on my hot hot hot hot hot. I'm sorry. I can't get it out of my head. Please stop Are you a con man like him? So then we go back to the others and Emily's like,
Starting point is 00:38:45 you know, you are an adult woman and this is the person that you chose and he is good to you and he's good to your children and he's good to those fine people who sell jean jackets with paint on them. Someone's gotta buy them. And he slips up to the plate. And I think that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Well, now I do. I mean, I think it's kind of pathetic the rest of the season, but now it's fine. Just like, 100%. Thank you. So then back to the other girls, Jean was like, you know, Tamara, you know what I'm seeing? It's a problem.
Starting point is 00:39:14 You know what I mean? And Heather's like, I do not condone digging things up on anyone. Why do you think I'm so disgusted with Katie? Oh my God, this isn't about to happen. She's like, finally, I get to bring it back. I do not condone digging up things on anyone. In fact, I also just don't condone digging. That's for other people to do.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Alfredo, we need you to dig something. So, yeah, she's like, Katie, who tried to do that six months before she ever met me, don't forget, I'm the victim here today as well. And Tina's like, oh my God, I can't believe what a liar Katie is. That's not good. And Cameron's like, I wanna tell you something.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I wanna tell you something. My turn, my turn. Tell me, tell me. I went candle making with Katie and our daughters and Kelly's dead. Wait a minute, Kelly's the one that's 19, right? Yeah. And she's still here.
Starting point is 00:40:03 So we were allowed to talk about her on camera and she has a full adult and she no longer qualifies for Do Not Children Are Out of Off Limits. Exactly. Yeah. And she said to me that she watched Emily's kids. And then we see Keller and Luke, Emily's nine-year-old twins playing rock, paper, scissors. And Tamara's like, and then she said, I have to tell you something. And Katie's like, yeah, listen to this.
Starting point is 00:40:31 And then we see Kali. Do, do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do. Commercials, here comes one right now. So yeah, now we're back in the candle making scene, which was a lovely scene when we watched it little did we realize it was actually a sneaky little setup for another venomous storyline. So Katie goes, Oh, Tamara, listen to this. And Kelly's like, I was like, Oh, yeah, do you like have you met a lot of your mom's friends? Like my mom is just getting to know everybody.
Starting point is 00:41:12 And they're like, Yeah, but we don't like her. And I was like, What? Why? And they're like, because she's mean to our mom. And she tells her a lot. And then they're like, Yeah, our mom's. So Cali says this, which honestly, Katie should not have encouraged Cali to say this on camera. I think that was really tacky. And I just also like just don't don't let Cali's 19. But don't do this, especially saying to Tamara. But of course, we you know, who would have thought it was a nice mother daughter candle making session. And now here it is. It's back.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Well, you know, earlier this week, we had a kid thing like the kids. I would never ever gossip in front of my children. How dare you? I would never talk about what's going on with the girls in front of the children. I would never do. Well, yes, you would. Every mother does it. What every mother waits to gossip while their kids are gone. Give me a fucking break. I mean, I knew everything going on in our house. I sat with the tennis ladies every night and I didn't drink. I knew they drink the wine and I got every bit of tea.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Same, same. But also, like, I'm sure we could probably go to the archives and find all the shit that Tamra's talked in front of her son, Ryan. Okay, let's be honest. There are probably many, many scenes of it whatsoever. Yeah. I don't know why I said whatsoever. Whatsoever! There are many scenes of it whatsoever. That was very, very, me. You know what? There's a lot of scenes of that whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:42:51 So let's see. So Emily, Heather's like, Emily's kid said that I'm so popular with the children. So tell the visions out there to bro. So tell me, yeah, Emily's kid said that. And I thought, you know, I thought I was a good judge of character. You know, me implying like, I like Emily. I thought I was a good judge of character. Tamera saying that she's a good judge of character when she's in feud number 45 with her best
Starting point is 00:43:19 friend, either Vicki or Shannon, but then also claiming she's a good judge of character. Not sure about that Don't you have to have good character first? I mean, isn't it like becoming a judge because to be a judge you actually have to be a lawyer first You're not just a judge. No, I mean be a lawyer based on my ballot. It's like my I feel like on the ballots like well you know Gerard Kropotchnik who? Goldfish shop would like is running for a judge at the 45th district.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Is that true? I thought you had to be a lawyer first. Okay, well, I take it back. I mean, what do I know? Geez. What an absolute moron. I don't think you have to, but sometimes it feels like some of these judges, I'm like, where'd you come from?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Wow. Okay. Well, I don't judges, I'm like, where'd you come from? Wow, okay. Well, I could be wrong. I don't know. Please don't learn. Please don't learn about our government through me. Okay, everyone. But you vote, but don't learn about the government for me. So, so, so Tam is like, yeah, I thought I was a good judge of character. And Tim was like, you know, there's something deceiving about her. So Heather goes, children repeat what they hear in the house in Syracuse many times.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And she was like, Oh my god, I know she and even if Emily was in the house talking shit about you, because you guys were in a fight that day, her children would never be around her when she did it. I know she's got such good morals. Mike, give me a fucking break with this. So you're all such trash, acting like you suddenly have morals around your children. Please. Yeah. I believe that Emily and probably Shane aspire
Starting point is 00:45:17 to not talk about adult affairs around their kids. I also believe they don't realize how much they're actually talking shit around their household. And I also believe they don't realize how much they're actually talking shit around their household and I also believe that these kids are exposed to a lot of people that say shit and I would not be surprised if there are people I mean their parents are on TV. I would not be surprised if somehow it kind of percolates back down into them about Heather DeBrow. So like this is not like to me this is not surprising.
Starting point is 00:45:46 This is the risk of when you're going on these shows you cannot insulate your children especially at apparently in Orange County. Oh yeah especially not in Orange County that's where she really gets vile. They're obviously and they're really getting into it over there. So then Tamara is back back flashback to two weeks earlier because Tamara Tamara's like, well, I had breakfast with him. Do do do do, do do do do do do do. And we see breakfast with Emily and Gina and Tamara. And she's like, Katie's daughter told me that the twins said we don't like Heather.
Starting point is 00:46:16 She's mean to my mom. And Emily said, well, that's not true. And my boys told me that Callie told them Heather's mean. And I said, don't ever say that again. She'll beat us all up and push us into lockers. We'll never work again. She's horrible. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Did I just say that? Hold on. I have a taco in my purse. Wow. Wow. So Emily is saying the boys said that Callie actually was the one who's planting these ideas. Um, I mean it is possible,
Starting point is 00:46:46 but also like I don't know if children. Yeah. I don't know. But like, isn't it like aren't the kids like famous for literally fabricating stories all the time? Like this is a, this is a big thing that happens when children are witnesses. I remember learning about this when I took psychology class in college that like kids are like deeply unreliable witnesses and we like to think they're actually being really honest because they're kids so they just sort of say it as like what comes but actually kids change their stories all the time. I'm not necessarily saying that these kids are lying but I feel like it's good to take
Starting point is 00:47:26 a big grain of salt when you're talking to kids about this stuff, because they will also say whatever it takes to get out of trouble. Okay? I mean, It's crazy that you learned that in college. You're so smart. I learned that from watching Law and Order as I was dropping out of high school. So it's funny how we just get to similar places.
Starting point is 00:47:46 But yeah, don't trust children. Children are not trustworthy. They're evil. Like to me, honestly, if I were okay, if I'm listening to these two stories, one is that the kids say like, yeah, there's me to our mom. Like I believe and like, Heather's means you're our mom. Like I believe, and like Kaylee's telling the story because it's funny that these kids said it. Like that makes sense that she would tell that story. My kids like, hey, did you say this thing? You're in trouble.
Starting point is 00:48:17 No, she told us to say that. Like what story are you gonna believe? Yeah, not the kid. Just don't believe the kid. I mean, they believe in Santa Claus, if so, you're gonna believe. Yeah. Not the kid. Just don't believe the kid. I mean, they believe in Santa Claus, little idiots, which goes to show us that, you know who else is a liar? Parents. Adults are liars as well, because look what we feed.
Starting point is 00:48:38 No wonder children are liars. No wonder we all grow up to be liars. We're like, it's totally fine. We're allowed to lie to you because of these stipulations. You were young and stupid, but now we have to tell you because you're 10 or whatever it is. By the way, I hope I didn't ruin anything for anyone driving their children to school. But if I did, you know what? Toughen up. Just say that Callie told us to tell you. But I, Callie did it. But so anyway, I think that ultimately though, still Katie is like, it's
Starting point is 00:49:08 not Kelly should not have brought that up on camera and Katie should not have been like, wait, do you hear this? Katie should not have Katie should have shut that down right away. However, I actually think the bigger villain, surprise, surprise in this situation is Tamara because Tamara is one sort of going right back to what we're talking about before. Tamra is one who's actually weaponizing this. She's using this thing with the kids and she's bringing it onto the show and she's using it in a way that people have to take sides and get angry about what the kids did and it should just be like the thing with the kids just like just leave it or just leave it and she is actually using it as a tool to get back. She's well she right now she
Starting point is 00:49:49 wants to get at Katie because Katie is friends with Jen right so she's gonna now villainize Katie as well to punish Jen and what's then Callie and Callie too which is so fucked up because she's really that whole lunch was like, oh my god, our daughters are both awkward and have no friends. And so we should really get together so that our daughters can bond. And like they had this really bonding moment of like, let's get our kids together. And now she's like, oh yeah, do you know what her weirdo daughter with no friends did? Yeah, he's now promoting a narrative that Callie is going around telling eight year olds that Heather DeBrow is mean. I'm like, listen, they could just rent Coraline. I'm sorry for the evil laugh, but like I literally cannot help it.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Is this not the most, this is such a messy episode. Do you realize what we're talking about right now? We went from background checks and FBI and now we're talking about some like, you know, who's who's correct here? The two eight year olds are the 19 year old. literally hilarious. Like I can't I love it. Okay, so then what when where are we here? Okay. So then, um, Tamra's like, Katie's so calculated. She's got a heart off her head. I thought she was really sweet girl, but then Gina pushed her into giving out all this information. And I feel bad for blaming Gina because it's the whole time. It was Katie. It was Katie
Starting point is 00:51:21 all along. It was you all along. This has all been you. Every single thread in this has been pulled by you. So, uh- I am out with her to use your child as a megaphone as a different kind of insanity. Not even Wendy Malik would do that. Well, maybe she would. You know what, to be fair, I think she 100% would.
Starting point is 00:51:41 I have had it. That woman is a real bitch bitch come to think of it. So then we go to back to Jen. So Jen's in her room now talking to Ryan and she's like, Oh, well, hi, Brian. Are you there? Ryan, you better pick that up earlier. You motherfucking I'm so sorry. It's just I'm on a roll. Anyway, everything I questioned about Tamara, no more questioning. We're not friends.
Starting point is 00:52:06 We're all bullshit. He's like, yeah, she's got no soul. And I said that today. I said, you've got no soul. And guess what I've got? Malibu, Malibu with diet coke. Stop it, Tamara. That's my drink.
Starting point is 00:52:17 And you're not gonna tell me not to have it. And then when I said it, Heather Dubrow was like, okay, that's low. And I was like, it's actually not low enough, Heather Dubrow. Then I was like, that rhymed. I was like, I do have a soul because only people with soul can rhyme. I was like, see you. I dropped the mic, except it was actually my Malibu and Diet Coke.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I was like, fuck, that was the last one in the country. It's been a rough day. It's like, okay, well, have a great night. Then over with Heather and Tamara, they're getting their hair done and Heather's like, okay, well have a great night. So then over with Heather and Tamara, they're getting their hair done. And Heather's like, before dinner, we're going to etiquette class. That's it.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I don't wanna hear anything about it. I'd like to point out that the last time they had an etiquette class on the Real Housewives of Orange County, amazingly was the same episode as Naked Wasted. Isn't that wild? Is that true? It's absolutely true. It's absolutely true. I remember when
Starting point is 00:53:07 we we actually did a live recap of Naked Wasted a few years ago. And I remember we talked about the etiquette class and I then I went back, I verified it. I was like, the entire time I was like, this is the crazy. I'm like, this episode is already like up there to me as Naked Wasted. And I was like, Oh my god, and then there's an etiquette class as well. I think there's something about Tamara being confronted with good manners that causes her to just go wild.
Starting point is 00:53:31 And even though the etiquette class came after the things that we've described, she's in London, which is, I think just to be in the UK, you just feel like your manners have to be better anyway. And I think it just agitates her. I think it just sets her off, and she just becomes more craven in the face of it. She really does. Do you remember when we were doing that recap and we were thinking, like,
Starting point is 00:53:52 oh, let's just find something old. And we saw Naked Wasted. We're like, that sounds funny. I mean, I think this is the one where they got Gretchen drunk on purpose. We were hazy basically. And then we took the notes and we were like, oh my God, this was about sexual assault. Like she was literally trying to sexual assault. And then we were stuck in this recap about sexual assault. My God, that was the worst. And it still turned into a really fun, good show, but oh my god yeah well this is what does a wild episode that will that I mean we'll never forget that so um anyway they're glam and um and then meanwhile elsewhere people Shannon says goodbye to her daughters and with my mom and then uh Jen and Katie and Shannon walked to the lobby because they're gonna be going to Windsor Castle today.
Starting point is 00:54:49 And Shannon has not puked in three days and so she's bloated and she's hurt and she's backed up and constipated. Yeah. So she's like, oh my God, I just, I, I, I. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mixed two scenes together. They are I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I Mixed two scenes together. They are sitting down for the etiquette class. I apologize. That's where we're at. Oh, okay They're just talking about the poop
Starting point is 00:55:14 That's why I haven't gone to the bathroom in days and I'm having some pains pains Flames on the side of my face. There's a bit of bloke going on. I'm backed up. I'm just I'm backed up on the side of my face. There's a bit of bloke going on. I'm backed up. I'm just, I'm backed up. I'm back. So they all sit and then a lady comes over. She's like, hello ladies. I'm Laura Akamal and I'm going to be teaching you English dining etiquette this evening. Katie's like, oh my God, I love that. And everyone else is like, oh my God, was this a fucking Heather event? Who else would do this? So then Emily's like, All right, I'll be ready to start the the English table etiquette. And Emily's like, Oh my God, you said that.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I know. Hello, everyone. That likes it. I was kicking in. I'm going to shit my brains out a second now. What are we doing? Hold on. I've got a subway sandwich. Okay, Emily. So then they are talking about pooping some more. Emily and Katie and Emily's early in the day was talking about how nothing she can't poop but then Katie gave her the laxatives. So now she can't stop pooping. So then Shannon's like poop pills and Katie's like yes. And so now they're talking about poop and this
Starting point is 00:56:35 lady's like, ladies, you're not talking about I'm going to go I'm about to shit the world. That's what I'm about to shit. How do you do that politely? Who needs etiquette in our group the most? Well, this notion that Katie has to spread lies about people, and now her daughter is doing it too. First lesson etiquette class. No, no. Like, okay, you need to relax. So they go through this, you know, they're doing they're learning like how to hold a fork and how to hold a knife and how not to be awful people. And yeah, they don't get to that part. Unfortunately, they don't really get past
Starting point is 00:57:15 the second fork. Yeah, they still come out of it sort of acting like a cavewoman. But Jen is like, Okay, I may not know where every fork goes, but I do know I have never thrown a napkin in anyone's face and I've never spit a loogie back in my drink. And I'm so I'm doing that right. And then we see footage of Tamara throwing that napkin, which they, they always show that footage as if Tamara threw a chair across a restaurant. Can you believe it? And then Emily's sitting in the room marketing. So then Laura, who by the way, this Laura is killing the scene, right? I'm not in a good way.
Starting point is 00:57:52 She's not great. She's not very charismatic. I mean, I don't know if there are charismatic people, but she's just like... What, Dame Judy Dench busy? Seriously. Like, can we get the Tilda in here? Tilda, I don't even think is English, but I'd take her, you know? And so they keep moving on to the fork. And she's like, and here's
Starting point is 00:58:12 how you eat. Your knife and fork stay in your hand. And then they're like, wait, what do you mean? And she goes, is that how you eat? And Heather goes, that's how I eat. Jimmy goes, wait a minute, the whole time? No, meaning you don't switch. Oh, that's good. Cause I was about to try and drink my water and then I would have been like, why? As Gina grabs the knife with her hand. You know, I was worried, honestly, there was part of me
Starting point is 00:58:39 that was like worried I was going to like run into Gina at that event last night. Cause I was like, you know, of all the people probably Gina would go to like an Inegarten thing. You know. Yeah, I think she would. I think Gina might do something. Oh my God, I love her.
Starting point is 00:58:53 She uses George's sauce. Gina's really more of a, Gina's more of a Magnolia table now that I think about it. But either way, I was like- Yeah, she's like more of a Rachel Ray. Rachel Ray just used George's sauce with regular onions and then boom, bam, you've got your own recipe. I thought it might be either Heather at the event or Gina. Heather would be like,
Starting point is 00:59:13 someone from the Hamptons is here. I must get there. Or Heather would be in the back while she's making her nanny watch Ina. Learn something. I'll be returning texts. Hello, this is television's Heather Dubrow. I should be on the list to meet Julie Louise Dreyfus. We are both contemporaries of in the field of acting. So am I on the list to see go backstage? No. But I was like, if I read it to Gina, what will I say? Like if she's like, you guys are so mean to me on your podcast. And I was like, you know what, if I run into her, I know exactly what I
Starting point is 00:59:44 would say, I would say Gina, I know we talk a lot of shit about you. And to that I say, I feel bad. I feel so bad. Didn't have to work. I think they were actually shooting the reunion yesterday. Maybe I was a guest. But they're doing it yesterday, were they doing that yesterday? Reunion? Or was it a few days ago? They've done it, they already did it a while ago, a couple weeks ago, I think. I'm very current.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Yeah, cause Andy said, apparently on his show, he said, yeah, this, it was actually quite calm and easy, which no one wants to hear. You know? Yeah, no one wants to hear that at all. So anyway, etiquette, etiquette, etiquette. It's just, it's happening. It's funny. And they're joking.
Starting point is 01:00:34 They're all, you know, bad at it. We see flashbacks of them, you know, violating etiquette in many different areas. And like, this is how you hold a spoon. This is how you hold a work, etc. And Tamar, that's somebody will bet. Hey, Laura, I heard you talk to him. These children said that Heather's mean. You're upset now. I don't know who these people are. Please hold your
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