Watch What Crappens - #2604 RHOBH Season 14 Trailer Trash!

Episode Date: October 30, 2024

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I go to the web page patreon.com slash watch what happens. And that's that. And so let's get into this trailer trash bin. How are you feeling? Have you watched the trailer? I have you know, I you know, I can never resist. I watched Peter, but I watched it. I wish her name was Peter because they would rob with cheater. It'll be easier to call you out on it. Can I know I'm I can't help it. I always watch the trailers as soon as they drop, but I don't remember much of it. It was like a haze. I was sitting in a coffee shop watching it on my phone. It was small. I couldn't hear it very well because I'm not someone

who plays his devices without his earphones in public. And in this case, I was like, I've got to turn the volume up just enough that I can pretty much hear what they're saying, but not enough that I'm disruptive because I firmly believe if you have a device like an iPad or an iPhone or a laptop, there should be headphones that go with it. If you're in public and I'm speaking directly to you people on airplanes, what the hell is going on with you all? Since when did you decide that it's just simply acceptable to be watching a movie without headphones on an airplane or have your child play some loud ass dinghy-dongy game without their headphones on? Absolutely not. You will be shamed by me. And if you've done this right now, if you're expecting to say, oh, well, you're a good parent. I understand. I do not understand any situation where it's acceptable. It is absolutely wrong. They had phones on the plane.

So do do not care if you're in a restaurant. Don't do it there either. Cover your fucking thing or hiking. I go, Hey, excuse me. I go, excuse me. And then I pointed my ears and they always give a haramph, but they will put in their earphones usually. And that's the even the most offensive thing is that they've already got them. They're just deciding not to use. I know asshole. I haven't met one yet who said, Oh, I don't have them. You know, they've all got them in their pocket. Where are your fucking headphones? You little I know it actually will sound

probably better. And you know what? Like, that's the thing I hate that they get annoyed. They get angry at us for having a reaction to their bad public etiquette. No. So if you do this, don't send us a coy little message saying like, I have to admit, I do listen to things without my headphones. Don't, you will not get sympathy from us. We will say you are wrong. So anyway, I have an ear disease and I can't wear an earbud in my ear because I'm disease. Get the fuck out of here with your

2024 trauma about it too. Stop doing it. That's it. That's the end of it. Now listen, I'm not even mad today. Ben's mad. I work great. You know why? Let me tell you why I'm at the best. This is so gross. Just by the way, everybody, I'm about to gross you out. Fast forward five minutes, if you don't want to hear this bullshit. Personally, I don't blame you, but I have to talk about it. So I just moved into this place I've been redoing, right?

Last night was my first night I slept in there. It was so exciting. And I got to go to the bathroom on my new toilet. Okay. Toilet or whatever, like the Japanese toilet, whatever they're called. This thing, I've never been on one of those things. I did it today and a little thing comes out, you press a button, a little thing comes out. And when I tell you it plays with your butthole, I mean, a whole circus down. It was like, it was like a whole staff of people came out and just

started tickling my butthole. I started laughing so hard I woke the dog up the dog had to come in there I was like, you won't believe it and then I was waiting for it to stop but it never stopped I guess you have to press stop for it to stop. I thought it was fine to never With and laughed like a like a crazy person for a good solid couple of minutes, I've been in the best mood. I mean, I don't even wanna go through life anymore, not getting my butt hole played with after I do the thing.

Maybe you're a bottom after all. Toilets. Rodney discovered he's a bottom. No, it wasn't sexual. I didn't get a, you know, I didn't get wit or anything like that. I mean, I've just never. Yeah, when I say play with it, cause I know it's like a bidet and I know what a bidet does, you know, it's like a faucet or whatever. This was not that it was like, it was like the Bellagio found, you know how the you know how the sprays of water have a choreography. It was doing like figure eight, I think it did my initials. It did like an arcade on my butthole. Okay. I don't know what they're doing over there, but butthole sciences have really come a long way. Okay.

I feel like your toilet was doing Megan Draper singing, be shoe, be shoe, be shoe, be shoe, whatever that song was she sang on Mad Men once. It was just, I felt like it was a gym now. It was like Olympics level gymnastics. It was twirling around. It was spinning on the bars. And let me just tell you, it stuck the landing. Okay, 10 out of 10. Perfect job. Good job, Keri Strug. Well, I'm in a great mood. Listen to whatever you want. I don't even care about earbuds today. Just wear whatever you want. and not using them when they listened to their device in public was actually motivated by me acknowledging that I watched the Beverly Hills trailer on my phone in public without here at headphones. So like, and also you're saying if you if you're listening to this

without your earbuds, fuck you. And also you just played everybody but whole talk. So you see that's what happens when you that's what happens. Look at all the lessons you get on watch it crap is Patreon. Exactly. And the lessons you get on Watch It Crappin's Patreon, everybody. Exactly. And the reason why I got so triggered and angry is because I was self-loathing my violation of my own etiquette standards. So that is our way of saying... That's my way of saying, I have seen the trailer, but it was shrouded in shame because I had no earbuds in. And so I was listening to it very quietly and it was small. And so I'm ready for a fresh view of it.

A fresh view. Okay, well everybody online is saying, oh my God, it's the downfall of Kyle. We even had an Instagram post that said that the other day. Now look, we don't mean it's the final take down. We don't mean this is the end of Kyle. Kyle's never gonna be back on the show. I don't think that.

I mean, although maybe it could happen because I heard from a Reddit comment, you know, I love me some Reddit and someone on there said, it looks like she's not there after a certain part of the season, you see her up into a certain, a certain cast trip. So maybe she left early or something. I can't see Kyle ever leaving because first of all, the most important thing to her is Morgan Wade at the moment. And she's not gonna Morgan Wade's probably, I mean, let's face it, probably with her cause she's getting publicity.

I didn't know who Morgan Wade was before all this and why is she going to let Morgan Wade down? You know, what she got after this Amazon live and Morgan Wade. No, I think she'll stay. No. Oh yeah. She's staying. Cal Richards is staying. She knows where her bread is buttered. She's tried to dabble her toe in the world of leaving by doing such things as appearing in cinematic masterpieces like Halloween and Halloween kills and Halloween has bangs. But, um, you know, And don't forget diving with the stars.

That was pretty good. I thought that was Kim who was on Diving with the Stars. Weren't they both on it? I feel like Kyle was on like Skating with the Stars. You know what, I don't know. They were on something with the stars. There was also, she tried to produce her way, like start to, you know, make shows for Spike TV or something. It wasn't Spike TV.

I don't know why it's Spike TV, like the Paramount Network. It wasn't that. I don't know what she was. She made that show with Alicia Silverstone. Oh, American woman. American woman. The point is this. She always comes back to Bravo because there, that's where, that's where the heat is. back to Bravo because there that's where that's where the heat is that's where it is for yeah yeah yeah agree she'll they'll take this show out of her cold dead hands damn it she ain't going anywhere so everybody stop holding your breath okay so let's start the trailer here we are this is crappens on demand as well this is a video so if you want to watch along with us, you can find that at Crappens On Demand or a week later for free on YouTube, YouTube Watch What Crappens channel. Okay, let's give this a go. I'm in control of the play button today. Good luck to you all.

Friendships are not perfect. Oh, Sutton starting off with the first line, friendships are not perfect. Dum, dum, dum. But it looks like it because it looks like we have a Brazilian type. Carnival thing maybe going on. Maybe they're in Brazil. It could be, it could just be a Caribbean Carnival.

Remember, one of my most ignorant moments on this podcast was when Atlanta went to Toronto and they did like a carnival thing. And I was like, why would you be doing carnival in Toronto of all places? Like go to Brazil, but why carnival? And everyone's like, Ben, there is an enormous Caribbean population up there that does Carnival, you idiot. So I have now learned that this really could be anywhere. If it could happen in Toronto, Carnival can happen anywhere. So they are doing Carnival somewhere and we'll have to find out where it is. Well I just know Carnival, my experience with it is because my parents used

to be gambling addicts, and they would go to Vegas all the time and blow all of, really, the country's money, everybody's money. God knows whose money they were blowing. A lot of money went to those people in Vegas. And I remember my dad praying over the craps table, like literally leading a prayer at craps. Anyway, when I first went there,

we stayed at the Rio Hotel. My parents were like, this place is amazing. It was brand new back then. This is the most amazing place because every hour, or something like that, they have a carnival. They drapes through the place dressed like this, like all these ladies and feathers and glitter, and there's music, and it's like a parade every hour.

It's the carnival at the Rio. My dad was in the middle of all this mayhem praying and holding hands with other people at the crap's table, leading a prayer while mayhem was going on around him. He was just in a parade of sin. I will never fucking forget that visual. This is what I'm seeing now with all these ladies dance around my dad praying to the Lord that he won't lose another hundred

grand at the craps game. My memory of the Rio, I've only been to the Rio hotel once. That's because at that time, which is probably like 2006 or so, they were the only they were the only gig on the strip that had a seafood buffet. And I was like, I'm going to go to a seafood buffet and eat unlimited lobster and all the oysters I could ever dream of. And so I waited in that line for like 90 minutes, maybe even two hours. Like I waited a very long time. And I'll tell you that carnival came through. That carnival came through.

I remember it to this day, waiting for a seafood buffet as a carnival barreled through the casino. And then I got that buffet and as I was sitting there piling oysters onto my plate, I thought, Ben, are you really going to do all you can eat oysters at the Rio casino? Like, you could be giving yourself hepatitis right now. And then I freaked myself out. Yeah, you have to put that to the side. I'll stick with the shrimp cocktail.

All fears aside, you know, it's a brave thing to do. But you know, you do it. Okay, let's carry on. Friendships are not perfect. There are many ups and downs, twists and turns. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I love when they have that inception. Y'all. So. Y'all. And everybody's giving each other soap opera looks. They're all at a table like, oh, she's a bitch. No, she's a bitch. No, she's a bitch.

No, I'm a bitch. Hmm. And they all look kind of crazy. They're pretending like they've moved off from Vanderpump, but it looks like Lisa Vanderpump literally came in and burped on this table, because it's all pink. It's all pink, which is probably Kyle decorated. Let's face it, this is probably a Kyle party,

because Kyle is still trying to rob that woman's grave that she dug herself. And Kyle, especially is looking pretty evil at the season. Let's look at Kyle's face. Look at that. Kyle's giving a, I've got a new face, new eyebrows, and I'm slitting my eyes viciously at you because I'm Kyle.

Kyle's like, so last season, collars that were playing this season, collars that are embellished. Enjoy my silver tinsel trim, everyone. And you know who that's just like, don't ya? Morganese of Vandam Hump and her magician collars. This is very Lisa. Kyle, you fucking rip off of a person and whose face is that? Morgan needs a bad pump and her magician collars. This is very Lisa. Kyle, you fucking rip off of a person and whose face is that? Do you even have your own face, Kyle? Come on.

By the way, Kyle gets a new face every year. That's her thing. And I know a lot of housewives get touch-ups. Kyle does not get touch-ups. She literally gets a new face. If you look at Kyle every season, you can tell seasons by Kyle's face. It's like the rings of a tree, you know, you just cut down the tree. You see different faces for every year and they always look fantastic.

I wish they could do her insides because God damn it. Her outsides are just amazing. Yeah. She's doing great, great work. I mean, she is, she's halfway to Selena Gomez at this point. Seriously, they're going to meet in the middle. Selena is going to go the other way. You know, Selena will have a very dry quip about it. Well,

I guess you're me and I'm you. Oh, wow. Wow. Did we switch bodies or are you me and I'm you now? Is this figurative or literal? I literally can't. I'm exhausted. Good night. Kyle's like, I guess this means I'm a billionaire now. I'm Selena Gomez. Dorita's doing that thing that she always does, which I've always loved Dorita. I think Dorita must've wanted to be an actor because she really does actory that thing that she always does, which I've always loved Dorit. I think Dorit must have wanted to be an actor because she really does actory things. Like she always pretends like she just ate something

because she never eats. Dorit don't eat. And so she's always moving her mouth, like she's just swallowed something and is now just like, hmm, let's talk about that. Because she doesn't want to look like she does, but look at her do it right now.

She does it in every scene. Look at all of us. Our age, what we're doing. Wait, how did I not see her? Okay, let's watch Dorit. Pounce, twist, and turn. Yeah, I just watched a video last night of a cat. Like, there was a cat that someone was like shining a little laser at the cat and the cat pounced on the laser dot

and then like put its face up against where it thought the laser dot was and then sort of and the cat started acting like it had eaten the laser because it thought it just like the cat had convinced itself I've caught the laser and now I'm eating it and so the cat was just sitting there eating it I was like I think that's what Dorit's doing she's like excuse me everyone I just had the most lovely laser dots. That's funny. I'm in my pajamas here at lunch. They're also by the way in pink sweater Olympics because they're all deciding to wear the pink sweaters

in different ways. Erica has hers tied around her neck. Dorit is using hers like a pashmina. And at one point Kyle just has it just on. She decided to give up. So do you think it's cold outside and they just gave them pink jackets or what? I think so.

Cause you know, people at the other table are also, that looks like there's a pink sweater over there too. I think pink sweaters are just the, there's, look, this group is divided between those who are strong and those that need the pink sweater. Yeah. I think it's when it gets cold outside and they're like, I'm cold. And they're like, here's a blanket. I guess they have pink sweaters for everybody.

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Who are you this season? Let's see. Oh, that's Doreen in her carnival. Okay, here we go. Penny, ups and downs, twists and turns. Look at all of us. Our age and what we're doing. Everybody on this thing should be ashamed of themselves. Seriously. Oh, really? We shouldn't all be ashamed of ourselves, huh, Kyle? By the way, we are doing a total disservice to this trailer and that we are just not even acknowledging the fact that Jennifer Tilly is not only back,

but she's like, oh, I guess I'm really back. So I might as well put on my femme fatale makeup again, because she is resurrected her nineties persona here. And she has her eyebrow is arched and she's about to make some evil offer to you to con someone out of $60,000. But also she's wearing a jacket that has knives and spoons on it too. Isn't that ironic? Don't you think?

I love the glitter spoons and knives. I think it's so funny. And yeah, I think she was like, well, I'm'm a friend of, and you're not going to pay me any money, I'm just going to show up and be nice. But I'm going to be a full time housewife and you're getting me. Charmed. Charmed. Charmed. I'm sure. Charmed. Charmed. I'm sure. She looks really soap operative.

And Garcelle is giving her usual resting face of, oh, aren't you sad? She just gives that face like, you poor, poor thing. She's just thinking about Crystal. Remember when Crystal was on the show, guys? She's like, guys, Crystal just texted me again. Should I leave it on Brett? Crystal just texted me again. Oh. Should I leave it on red? So now Kyle, they're all in bathrobes now at a, this new lady looks interesting.

Let's see, what's her name? She looks unhappy at the moment. I love it. This is her big soap opera. What the fuck am I doing here? Everybody gets her big soap opera looking. Now she's turning her head head giving her a look. So Kyle's lecturing everybody, which means Kyle was just called out on something because

when Kyle's called out, she starts crying and then lecturing everybody about being immature and then she runs away. So, let's see that happen. We're doing everybody honestly to be ashamed of themselves. Seriously. Seriously, you guys. You should be ashamed of yourself. Someone called Kyle. Everybody honestly should be ashamed of themselves. Seriously. Hi. Seriously, you guys. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Someone called Kyle. Someone called Kyle out on starting shit in their life. And look at Erica. It looks like somebody is trying. It looks like one of her debtors is trying to pull her sunglasses off of her face from behind. They're like, please. We need to use these lenses.

Any money that you took from my family, please. We'll let you keep the frames but we are going to repo these lenses. Yeah. Erica's upper lip is now a traffic cone. I'm not really sure what the kind of injection is she doing those at home now. What is she doing? She is doing that thing where she's like, I'm about to give Kyle a very hard truth. And she's like, she's waiting for Kyle for that moment. But she's also being protective of Kyle. She's doing kind of like a bodyguard stance. Like if anyone wants to attack Kyle,

you have to go through me first. But by the way, Kyle is being protected by my armpit. And if anybody wants to get Kyle, you can talk to the pit boys. Go after the pit. So Kyle is having a tantrum. Like you said, she was called out probably about something stupid like, Kyle, we saw you got new hubcaps. And she was like, no, I didn't. And it was like, you did, we saw you.

And I was like, Kyle, I have been your surveillance footage of you at the hubcap store. You know, I'm losing this guy's I didn't get new caps. This is an x ray of Kyle that they're showing just nothing in there. Look, nothing in her head completely vacant. Okay, and then we're gonna go to what I like to see what's in these flash forward. I know they have like Kyle talking about something they have lightning and you see Kyle with an x-ray face. Um, then, oh,

you see that man. There it is. Kyle crying about something and yelling at somebody again. Yeah, this is the new, uh, spin off of that movie. Smile is just called Kyle. When you see Kyle, you know, you got seven days. Okay. So let's see here now. Okay. Now sentence going on about something very upset because she's doing her hands to her chest. I am upset. I don't appreciate it.

I am not going to. What'd you say? A B T I'm on the board of it. Sorry. Bow down at the altar of Kyle Richards. Oh hell yeah. Don't bow down at the aisle of Kyle Richards. What even is the, the, what is the altar of Kyle Richards?

What is it? What are they worship? It's just Lisa Vanderpump swing set that she made her own. Guys, I found this. It's just knockoff props and costumes from pretty much shows. Yeah. To bow down at the altar of Kyle Richards. You think I'm some... I love how the dough makes it look like Kyle Richards is a movie star. Every time I watch this, I'm like, oh my God, what film is Kyle in? It's a stretch. Yeah, she's getting out of it.

Like, oh my God, she's taking photos. Look, she's at like a stretch, a step and repeat. That's like three feet long. This is this step and repeat is as big as the one step and repeat we bought for the one crap. In one of our very early live shows, we bought a step and repeat and put it in the lobby of the theater. And we it was like a single use step and repeat because we can never use it again. And it was tiny. And that's the size of the one that Kyle is on right now. She's like at a movie premiere but it's a glad thing because glad just takes every housewife at this point. That's all glad really is anymore.

They're like, you know what we're glad about housewives. We're just going to have a whole fundraiser and have housewives come out. And you know what? I think they're speaking to their people. We love you glad. But it's like the Viper room though. Like it's you see the Viper room is like there's the Viper room. So what is this glad fundraiser happening at the Viper room? I don't understand

it. Well, it's for posse. Whatever posse is. Posse. I can tell you this lady needs a different outfit. This lady near the red carpet she's wearing. I think it's a crazy night. It's like leather and what is it? Like leather punk or it's like rock of love maybe that they're going to turn out to be Alexia. Maybe, but she's wearing she's dressed like the nanny. She's wearing like a leather jumper, like short short jumper, and then a leopard

jacket. I was very tacky, but I'm not sure you know, and then but the guy behind them is wearing a pimp. He's wearing like a pimp. So well, tacky, but I'm not sure, you know, but the guy behind them is wearing a pimp. He's wearing like a pimp fur, so. Well, you know, it's just funny to me because Kyle loves to deny that she's in any sort of like, click and yet here she is on the red carpet for something called posse. Yeah, that's funny.

Okay, ready? You think I'm some idiot? Well, you've got a record on your head. I mean, you look like the solar system. There is like, why do you treat me like I'm an idiot? It looks like she was wearing a black beret to burgle something but then tried to go through a ceiling made out of records. What are you doing? She finally, Al. I've crashed through the final ceiling.

I feel like if you hung her upside down and rotated her, you could get a nice draft in your room. She's literally a ceiling fan. She looks like a waiter tray that's spilling over. Like your hat can't even, your hat doesn't even have any grace of service. Come on. Is this like a silly hat party? Because look at the person in the background. They're wearing like a like an oversized thimble on their head. It's covering their whole eyes. They can't even see it's pulled out all the way to their nose. I think it's Erica. Yeah. So yeah, they're having fun stuff. And then Kyle's dressed like a Vanderpump tree that another pink thing. This is crazy. She's literally dressed like Vanderpump's backyard. Kyle is doing something that's like semi like Japanese semi Vanderpump like her she's got branches in her hair. I'm just like, what's like a Zaki nightmare is she doing right now? I'm excited for this party. This looks really fun this party.

Yeah, so she's getting told that so she thinks Doreen's and it Doreen everyone thinks you're an idiot. Weren't you the one who changed her story 10 times last year about how you were walking through a Marshall's Oh, no way. Home goods. Oh, no way. A Target. Oh, no way. And then somebody oh no way. A Target, oh no way. And then somebody stalked you for the $10,000 you just happened to pick up and you're, Dorit, get the fuck out of here, still.

Yeah, that being said, I do like Dorit's hat, even though it does look like a giant record. It's a good callback to the 1980s. I like Dorit and her hat. She's just, just to be incredulous that people think you're a dummy is hilarious. You think me, Dorit and her hat. She's just, just to be, just to be incredulous that people think you're a dummy is hilarious. Yeah. You think me, Dorit Gimsley is stupid?

Where are we? Is this a restaurant or a backyard? I can't really tell. Do you remember getting here? I don't even remember driving coil. We've all been trying to get you to- Oh, that's my favorite Kyle look of incredulousness, incredulity. What's the word?

I think it's incredulousness. No, I'm... Okay, I'll look it up. I'll look it up. I want it to be incredulousness. You are showing a lot of incredulity, Ben. It is incredulousness. Let's see if incredulity, Ben. It is incredulousness. Let's see if incredulity is actually...

It doesn't sound right, right? I like incredulity more. That is a lot of incredulity. Me too. Oh no. Can we just make it happen? Incredulity is a thing. You know what?

I think incredulity... So incredulousness, when I typed it in, Google AI responded with a definition, but when I typed in incredulity, incredulity, then Merriam-Webster responded. So I'm going to go with Merriam-Webster in honor of Jackie. I love her. Yeah. Okay, so this is my favorite look of, this is my favorite look of Carl incredulity, where she's like, I'm gonna look to the side dramatically. Oh, can anyone believe that? They're like, Oh my God, that tree's about to attack me.

Please help me. It's like the Wizard of Oz sequel. Okay. You ready? Yes. I'll be trying to get you to stop talking so that you can listen to us. We don't. Purcell going in to read again.

the So... upsetting. We're trying to talk but you won't shut the fuck up! Would you mind, idiot, Kyle? You can listen to us! We don't need you to make this group exist. Let us- Oh, they're gonna try and have a break off with Kyle, because Kyle has been Queen being this shit for too long, and she finally pushed the wrong lady too far. Sutton's already rich, she doesn't care. Queen being this shit for too long as she finally pushed the wrong lady. She's too far sentence already rid. She doesn't care.

And they're all mad because Kyle is not being upfront about what's going on in her life. I am, I imagine, although we don't, we can't sense that that's what the fight is about, but that's what poisoned this situation, I believe. And Erica has the look of someone who's, who's bet on the wrong horse again, because she had Lisa Rinna and now she's been trying Kyle and she's just losing everybody that she's losing everybody at this point. They're coming. They're coming after every one of her buddies.

Erica has gotten some skin, some skin sanding done and she looks like a doorknob. Look how Luther skin is. I want that skin. Oh, I look like a doorknob. Trey Lockerbie-Hall-Rob. Erica and Garcelle are currently on a Sprinter van and they are passing another bus on the highway and Erica has to look on her face like they just told her, guess what, you have to reenact a scene in Speed where you climb from one bus to another.

She's like, wait a second, I thought we were going on a trip. Like, no, that other bus. I'm gonna struggle paying for that shit. Oh, then we get a super close. Erika, you'll be playing squid games. What? That's not fair. They've got 19 arms or something bullshit like that. Better not be cards and juggling.

Red light, green light. More like go fuck yourself all the lights. Not guilty, bitch. Red light, green light, more like go fuck yourself, all the lights. Not guilty, bitch. So this is Erica in close up. She's incredulous, too, because she's getting called out as well. And we can tell because look at all of the shots of Erica. I'm angry. Oh, quick shots of Erica in quick flashes, x-ray shot. And then where's the other one?

Who's she yelling at? Oh, in this scene in the, she's giving it to somebody in this scene. Oh yeah, give it. She's yelling at Sutton, I guess. Yeah. Okay. Can't wait for that. Let us join our palms together.

I really hope that this ribbon does what Sutton's intending for it to do. And if not. They all have their hands in the center, like they're about to play a soccer game, and they put a blue sash, like a Sutton sash ribbon over all their hands. This is still back at the Lisa Vanderpump table. And it looks like they're making a pledge to be better girlfriends to each other. I don't know what this ribbon is supposed to do, but if it involves anything, like having Kyle speak truthfully about her life,

that would be a miracle. Yeah, well, there they are doing the ribbon and to rethink, if this is supposed to do anything, what Sutton thinks this ribbon is going to do? What does Sutton think it does? Maybe it'll invoke Eagle Woman. I've taken this off of a dead instructor that I had who taught me, uh, flower growing in kindergarten, and now we shall finally release the blue ribbon.

So they're all doing it. I can save it in case I need to strangle one of these ladies. We are now sisters forever. I was like, oh yeah? Well, you know what I do to my sisters, don't you? I know, exactly. Have you seen- Kyle will get new Richard Sisters?

Okay, look, we have to concentrate on Kyle's face for a minute. First of all, gorgeous lady. I'm never going to say anything other than that because she is a gorgeous lady. I'm just looking here at work, specifically work, because everybody knows I've really gotten into this shit lately and I will be getting work. I'm trying to decide what I need to do so I'm not even judging the work get your work here's my question did she get her nose holes done those nose holes are new that's not the same nose hole what do they do to those nose holes some anybody any professional please tell me what's happening why

would you do that to your nose hole why do do we need reshaped nose holes? Is that a new trend? New nose hole shaping? I want new nose hole shapes. I'm gonna look at mine right now. I've got them in my car. So I got my, oh, your nose is, I like my nose hole. Your nose is perfectly fine. I feel like both have pretty good noses. Look at my nose. You know, I don't, I don't know. My nose is like neither fine or it's fine. You know, it's fine, you know, whatever. How's my nose? How's my nose? Hold on, I'm still staring at mine.

I wanna know about my nose holes. Let me tell you, I've never had confidence or a lack of confidence about nose holes, but now I'm extremely confident in my nose holes. I have a really good nose hole. Let me see yours. Here's my nose holes. I used to be very paranoid about the fact

that I have this chin that comes forward and meets my nose. I used to be very paranoid about the fact that this chin that comes forward and meets my nose. See, like, they're really like it like the my chin and my nose are on the same plane. And I always felt like it made me look like, you know, that little moon that would come out and sing for McDonald's. But now I've decided I'm just like used to it and I don't care anymore. And I'm like, you know, it's kind of like a little I got the the actual shape of my nose. I feel pretty good about the shape of my nose. Me too, but we're talking about nose holes, god damn it. I need to know specifically where nose holes are coming from. Is it a new trend or not? So I've got very nice nose holes. I think I'm winning the nose hole game there. I'll leave it at that.

Okay. We have nose hole high body positivity. Yeah. Okay. Now, Kyle, on the other the other hand here I'm going to take a screenshot because I really need to study this after after the recap. Okay I'm going to put that on my phone so the next time I'm waiting in line I'm just going to look at it. I'm going to see if maybe I need the nose hole. You're going to like connect the dots. Okay. God help us. This season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Fun and games. There's a giant beach ball. Girl on girl make out.

Playing on a beach. Pretending like they're having the best time ever. Yeah. Oh, I'm fast forwarding. I have to say, okay, we don't have to watch all the trailer. I will never get used to the scrolling on. So they, there looks like they've got hopped into some tiny cars to drive along. Is that Santa Monica or maybe they're in Santa Barbara? They could be in Santa Barbara.

Like why would they go to Santa Monica? I know to me it just looks like the West Side but are they in Hummer golf carts? Is that what they're like? Yeah, they're like golf carts that have made their mates look sort of like Hummers. But I don't know. I think they are Hummers. I think they are. They look like they're in to look sort of like Hummers, but I don't know. Or maybe they are Hummers. I think they are. They look like they're in Santa Monica. Like I don't understand.

Okay, here's what I'm going to say. There is probably like a beach picnic and they have to arrive and take these little cars down to the beach. And they're going to take that one road down, down to the PCH. Oh, and there's Erica on another round bed with the leaf blower, the leaf blowers coming out. She's never given that one up. Now she's just covered her whole damn face with glitter, glitter masks.

She's like, listen, I can't afford to know. So surgery has been a rough few years over here. Just get a mask, just get a Phantom of the Opera mask for the Halloween store. Let's do this. Get out the leaf blower, Mikey and repurpose the bed that we've been using for 19 years get it gold this time I honestly I can't get over that leaf blower in the background I don't know why like I understand they have to use fans to make hair blow But there's something about a leaf blower in the middle of this music video. That just feels

Like do we have anything can someone like someone have a leaf blower on production me ran out of our budget. I Feel like they probably do that someone have a leaf blower on production? Me ran out of our budget. I feel like they probably do that a lot. Huh? The leaf blower. It actually looks like she's making some kind of an only fans for people who are really into landscaping. You want to see me get leaf blown? Fuck yeah. You do. 9.99 a month bitch. You know what I like about Erica? That as a pop star, she's decided,

I don't have to change my shtick after nine years. I can just do the same thing over and over and over again. Why should I follow the rules of pop music? She was like the opposite of Madonna. Remember how Madonna had like a new thing for every time she came out with something? She was like, Nah, I'm gonna she came out with something. She's like, I'm going to do the same old thing.

You know, good for her. You know, I enjoy someone who just rolls around in the mediocrity. Like, you know what, why get better? Why, why bother? I mean, like, you know, whoever said that the way to succeed in music is to always be updating your sound because people get bored of listening to the same thing over and over again. She's shown us that no, you can have the same look and the same music and the same shtick year in, year out, and you will still be at the top of someone's chart. No, I think it's because you can do the same thing and get the same results, which is,

you know, I mean, how grand are the results? Let's be honest. Where do you ever see Erika Jayne besides the show frolicking around on a rental round bed with a leaf blower up her ass? I mean, come on. Good luck to you, though. I wish you the best. As of Beverly Hills.

Oh, okay. We've seen this. So now, Garcelle is doing some kind of a boudoir shot. Oh, not sure. She's doing something. She's modeling. All I know is I don't see any leaf blowers but something. There is wind though. I think that's actually afford a fan. Okay, lots of white cars and the giant beach ball. That's hilarious.

Oh my God. A gay carrying around Sutton. Or I'm assuming he's gay. I don't know, maybe a boat guy. I can boat capture him. It looks like they're on a boat. It's probably one of those captains with like, hi, Captain Peter.

So Sutton is being carried around though. And someone's wearing a bucket. Oh, that must be Kathy wearing a bucket hat. Oh yeah, Kathy's back. And then we've got Kyle who's like, I'm a cowboy now guys because I'm kind of a lesbian possibly and I have a house where people wear cowboy hats. So here I am riding a bull. Like a black latex bull. It's like a bull by way of alien. Yeah, it's a black shiny bull. Okay. She's doing pretty well on that boat. Look at her go. Yeah. Well, she goes to the gym every day. So also it's a well known fact that like mechanical bull operators

are much, much easier on women than they are on men. That's just the way it goes. Oh yeah. Men just get all the breaks in this world. I mean, women get all the breaks. The number one I mean, women get all the breaks. The number one most discriminated group in America these days are men. It's just so difficult, guys. Women get everything. Yeah, obviously not true. So let's see here. Okay so this is the best Sutton hair we've ever seen right here.

That's good. We like it. Pretty hair. Yeah, very pretty hair. And then Erica makes out with Garcelle. That's exciting. I don't know Anybody who gets that. Doreen's face.

I love when Doreen's eyes pop out. Gee! Gee! They're lesbians. Oh, so why didn't you tell me, Coil? Are we close or are we not close? Come on! Garcelleels getting drunk.

Right. This is the right. It's us that they are they just have fun wacky times on this show. Yeah. Erica looking stunning in her carnival. Yeah, Dorit trying on the Kathy Hilton bucket hat. Yep. Kathy Hilton driving around in her convertible with tons of luggage in the back. Yep. Wackily. And then the new lady.

The new lady in a wedding dress of some sort. Is she getting married? Elegant. Oh, that waist honey. You can't wear anything that people have seen you in. That's the kiss of death in Beverly Hills. Boz is the real deal. She's the boss. Cheers to Saint. Boz is the real deal. She's the boss. Cheers to say Boz is the boss. Boz is the real deal.

Set and setting. Yeah, is she a celebrity? She looks like she's walking into room and like, is she like a talk show host or something? What is her story? She's like walking into room and there's like lots of women on their feet cheering her on. And she's got a microphone.

Yeah, with big speakers. So I don't know. Yeah, it looks like she's some kind of speaker. Okay, Arshah BH. She does a lot of photo shoots. We've seen her doing a lot of photo shoots in this preview. Zoma St. John. Okay. When she graduated, Wesleyan in 1999. I bet she knows my friend. I have a friend to graduate. Wesleyan in 1999. I bet she knows my friend. I have a friend who graduated in the same year. Please hold everyone. Her whole story is she moved to Ghana from Ghana to Colorado at the age of 12, graduated from Wesleyan University at 1999. According to our website, Bose has served as global CMO of Netflix, the CMO of Endeavor, the CBO of Uber, the head of marketing at Apple Music and iTunes and the head of music and entertainment marketing at CapEx. What the hell was she doing here?

Did she realize what she was doing? You should not be on the show. You were way too smart and accomplished. Get the hell out of here. Ma'am, you are officially overqualified for this job. I'm very sorry. So she was Wow, that's incredible. So actually, I'm kind of pissed off at her about the Apple tax, right?

Can we talk to her about it? Who can we complain to? So she is an author and created the Badass Workshop, which strives to empower women by expanding their boundaries for career, health and wellness, lifestyle, relationships, goals, and so much more. This is, this I've really much more. This is like this. I'm like, we're in a way these ladies look at these ladies like, Oh my god, my boundaries are so fucking expanded. I can't believe it. I feel like I feel like we've never get on these shows women who are like, have been like

really active in corporate America, right? What we have are maybe some women who have like women who have worked and have had business a lot of times they've done real estate or they have a skincare or they have things that would be like on shark tank. But we never actually have women who are just like, yeah, I put in some serious time in corporate America like this. And it's funny because we have Bronwyn who used to work in finance. So now we have Bose. I am gobsmacked by this. I thought she was gonna be like, oh, I have a makeup line or this or that, you know, so this is wild. Hi, you love a smart corporate person. Because corporate assholery is also very special.

And it's exciting to know we might be getting that on this show. Yeah. So time will tell. Looking good so far. Let's see. She's the boss. Cheers to St. Lucia. Okay, well that answered that question there at St. Lucia. Okay. Don't mind Tiffany. Don't mind Tiffany.

They have a check. It's totally like, don't mind Tiffany. And it's her little Chucky doll. I guess that's the voice. Is that wait, is that Obby in the no? That's not that is a totally different person. Yeah, it is. I don't know what's going on. I think it's Ozempik Avi. Is it Ozempik Avi?

I think so. I can't tell. Well, Garcell. Garcell, yeah, I think so. Oh, that is Sutton. Okay, that's Ozempik Avi. That's what I said. Wow.

I've clearly been through, like, honestly, this Bo's news, I can't even focus anymore. I'm like, I can't even tell who's who, what's what. I don't even trust my eyes and judgment anymore. So Garcelle broke her Birkin cherry, and now, is that a Birkin? I don't know, I don't know if my gays are, my gays are I enough.

I don't know if my eyes are gay enough to really tell a Birkin right off the bat, but that is a Birkin, right? Maybe? You know Ben? I don't have Birkin-dar yet. Birkin Davis eyes, doo-doo, doo-doo. You can see her, you can feel her, she's got a Birkin back. Okay, back to the trailer.

So for some reason Sutton is driving a U-Haul, nobody knows, but she can't be a fun gym girl. the the the the the the the the the because you don't do it I do it all right let's see

that's really creepy are you married uh not this week me neither oh my god look who it is oh my god is that martin lords billard it's martin lords billard darling are you married not this week I got these designs in Inja I was trying to come up with a new design and fresh and easy. Let me tell you, you have time checking out yourself. The fresh and easy callback. No. Not this year.

I'm gonna pack myself out. I do have a mirror on my ceiling. Mm, well here's what we're gonna do for your new home. We're going to put stripes and polka dots and then some sort of Eastern Asian design on the ceiling. Oh my god look there's someone handsome standing right beside me. It's me! Hello me! I'm going to marry my reflection. I love that he's on here. Me neither. the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the away. Laugh at that part when she's like, me neither. You're supposed to be like, oh, he's like, your marriage was a plot. He's laughing because she's like, oh, I'm flirting with Martin.

Lord, Lord, it's been on now. Yeah, he's very gay, Billy. I loved your sitcom. It was just a cultural juggernaut listen to the the place where marriage is come to that I think that you need to find it sucks to see your photos of your ex making out

with some child whatever she is she is his ex making out with some child why is it different for her that's's right. So crazy. Get the fuck out of here. I don't see Mauricio going around crying because she's making out with the child. And I think hers is way younger than his, right? Well, I don't remember how old Mauricio's lady is, but maybe that's why Kyle is, is being secretive about Morgan Wade's that way she can still have the upper hand and say, it's just so hard to see you making out with someone else.

Cause this way she can say, I keep mine behind closed doors. Whatever, you've been parading your piece of ass around for over a year already, okay? I mean, come on, fairness here. Let's be fair here, okay? This whole like whatever Mauricio did to me, you've been cheating on him on camera, ma'am, Okay, we've been here for the ride. Let's see. But you need to file. It sucks to see your photo.

So Sutton saying file for divorce. File Kyle file. No, she's talking about the mail in the kitchen. She's talking about the mail in Kyle's done in the kitchen. You need to file that away. It's the stack is too big, Kyle. She's talking about her manicure. She's like, Kyle, those fingers. Morgan's 20. You're not. Let's please file. Can we file off some of those tattoos also? Yeah. Kyle's like, look, I have another deep tattoo. This one says 18. Wait, does that say 18? I think her, I think her tattoo says hats are kind of my thing. I'm really into thousand dollar hats.

Also while I'm talking about Kyle's work, I was going to say while we are, but I know it's just me. She had a hand resurfacing as well. You know, Kyle, a lot of people give her shit for her hands on the internet. She's got new hands. How do you know? I didn't know you could get hand skinned. No, no, that's yes.

No, that's no, that's a hand stand in someone is under that table. Or hand up, rest your head on someone else's hand. That is not Kyle's hand. And also Kyle would never put her hand like that. That's Carl for her. She would never do it like, well, a job's a job. And she's like, humble pie is delicious, isn't it? I had to come crawling back quite literally. I had to crawl under the sail and stick my hand up that

hole. Kyle's like, there are not enough doctors in Beverly Hills to hold up my face. Get me somebody desperate. I'll literally do it. Just please put me back on 10-8. Things have been strained for the past few years, so yes, I will do this. By the way, what a delicious lemonade. Oh, that's like a Mojito or something, I think. Cow doesn't drink money. You may have forgotten Kyle doesn't drink. That's got much to do with it. You may have forgotten, Kyle doesn't drink anymore. Did you not watch any of last season where she always told everyone, I don't drink anymore?

She changes every week, so who knows what she's doing now. She said she wasn't sober, she was just not drinking for the moment. This is Kyle enjoying the caress of Carleton's Fist. She's like, you know what? If I had known all these years that Carlton had such soft fingers, I would have been so much nicer to her. She's like, hmm.

It sucks to see your photos of your ex making out with some child. Look at Maricio look more bored. Look at Maricio consoling Kyle. He's like looking around like, how long do I have to hug my ex for? I'm done with it. He's like, hi, you left me, okay?

You left me for getting... Now see, here's the thing with this whole story is that Kyle's so secretive that I can't even know what side to be on because if Mauricio cheated on her, then of course get the fuck out there and do whatever, you know? But we don't know because no one will tell us anything on this goddamn show.

And I'm not going to suffer through their terrible other Netflix show, which luckily for America was canceled. I shouldn't say that because maybe people liked it. I don't know. No, you can say that. Watch that one. I tried to watch out when I couldn't do it. So that show, you're not going to make me watch that tripe to get an answer.

And I don't know, but his face is like, you left me, you can't sit here and cry that somebody kissed me at an airport to fuck over yourself. But based on his midlife crisis beads around his neck, I would actually say that kind of moves the needle towards Kyle. I'm like, you know what, Kyle, you made the right choice. He's, he's entering his, his, his, uh, his older man jewelry phase. It's, it's time to move on. Well, she's on her pleather, dating a young cowgirl phase.

I don't know which is worse. Hers is more stylish. Yeah, hers is more stylish. His is sad and cliched. But I will say, I think Mauricio looks great at this age, because there was a rocky getting into senior citizen, the senior citizen era from middle, you know, he went from like the sexiest house husband of all time.

And then people are like, oh, he's gross now for a couple of years. And now he's like past that hump where he's now officially older. And I think he looks better older. What do you think? I think he went from a C minus, C minus RP to an AARP. And Nathan, you've got a rockin' wedding band.

Alright, let's see. I can't get over the words. Are they beads or is it a chain? Whatever it is. Whatever it is. They don't look like gold beads. They're like gold beads, they're not like little beads. It's like when Harrison Ford at age 68 decided to pierce his ear, it's like,

mm, no, I know you're dating Calista Flockhart, let's not pierce the ear. Let's not. Let's not do this, Mauricio, let's not. You run a giant real estate company, let's get it together a little bit. Yeah, they're like golden beads. Yeah, let's get rid of some of that

Calista, Flockhart, Ali McZeal, okay, for the... Let's get this whole Calista, Flockhart influence you have going on here, Mauricia, let's do without it, okay? Boz, get in there, use your CMO work on him because he needs some CMOing at the moment All right, let's see what's that What does he say to her now she's looking at like we're talking to me to me we mean to me Child too much all of us, of course

We're talking like five times a day I know but we're not going to the left my wife and child for you. And now I'm going to leave you literally for no reason. You're that annoying. Goodbye. Dorit, I'm afraid to tell you, you've been replaced by Brenda Blathin in Peter Pan, the Pantone. She turns out that when she gets a pie in the face, she cries so deeply that the entire audience has brought to their knees. So unfortunately, you'll have to stay here for the second season of it. Actually, while I've mentioned it, babe, my face has been replaced with Brenda Bledin as well. So I hope you don't mind right now. You'll be getting dumped by Brenda Bledin,

officially at least. To quote Brenda Bledin, I'm terribly sorry. There must be some sort of mistake. Now, Plough the the excited to say volatile because you know when when Erica's angry she loves a syllable you are volatile volatile yeah uh Duree has now taken over the Kyle Richards felt hat thing and uh yeah so both things can be true you can be sad about your life and don't pretend you're not Erica we just saw you on your rental bed with the leaf blower up your ass. Okay. It's just how you shooting music video with the leaf blower. Let's not pretend everything's okay. And you are volatile, ma'am. Sutton. So you're both right. You know, so that was that was God gave you two years and one mouth for reason. Can you let me

tell you it's okay, Kyle, it's time for you to listen. Oh, yes, Doreen, yes. God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason. Really, what's that? The ears are to hear you, and the mouth is to say, fuck off, Kyle, okay? My mouth is for. Look, my hands can do it too.

The things that can tell you to fuck off on my body are more than the things that have to listen to you. So I'm gonna go with the numbers here, fuck off. Kyle's like, God gave you two ears and a mouth for a reason and gave me two ears and mouth and bangs for a reason. So fuck off, Dereet. God gave you two ears and a mouth and he's given me approximately 37 ears and six mouths.

And a recurring role in the Halloween franchise. And actually four hands, because now I've got two brand new ones. These are amazing. When did they come up with fucking hand surgery? Read these nostrils and weep, bitch. Our hats are body part, because that really opens this discussion up.

One mouthful of weezing, can you let me talk? It's okay, Kyle. It's time for you to fucking listen. Kyle? the the the I get back in the old days when texting first came out. Texted didn't make sense, but now text is an actual thing that you do, and I think texted works. Oh, I thought she said text is like... she was saying present tense. She said PK text is Kyle. Oh. So, it's like he was texting Kyle.

I don't f***ing listen. Kyle told me PK texts is work. Why is it so weird that PK texts Kyle, kyle their friend don't think that's weird He's a man Man texting with women no say things so what kind of world are we living in? But we have some people yeah, thank you caper a Yeah, here we have some people yeah, yeah here we have some people And the DJ like let's stand in the circle and jockstrap DJ hit it What do you want from me? I want you to stop.

No, you. Yes, Doree gets up against the table and goes for Kyle. I love to see it. And Kyle's putting her hand in her face. No Kyle, that's just not gonna work anymore, ma'am. I love, look at all these handsome faces. Yeah, Kyle is on more camera mode. So it's like, whoa.

They added this like rainbow filter, but the rainbow filter is kind of funny because it sort of depicts what happens when Kyle changes her face. Like the mask comes off and then they swap a new one on. It's like Legos. It's like what? It's mid-transition.

Yeah, it's being replaced mid-scene. I want to make a painting of this. This is a cool shot. Very psychedelic. Yeah. Also, I love that they threw in a breaking glass sound effect as if they would ever break a glass on this show except for Lisa Rinna. Yeah, Lisa Rinna would. I'm getting just different screenshots of this to send into my Shutterfly. I can make some some office art. Okay. Let's see here.

I'm done with this. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm so done. said I'm so done. I'm done with this. I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore. Damn. Where the hell is he going? So, Boz has one line and she's already won me over. Yeah. Okay. That's all I needed. Damn!

Where the hell is she going? Yes! Looks great. Kyle forming out in a bathrobe and getting into a black car, slamming the door behind her. And interestingly, Kyle is not the center this year. It is in fact, Erica Dane kind of mostly. Also, interestingly, is this the first time we've... Well, this may just be the cast photo because normally we're not seeing anyone actually

standing. This is just them all splayed out in old Hollywood glamour, which is it's great photo actually Yes a good photo It's not Real. I mean it looks like one of those things were at a fair where there's like holes and then you stick your head through The hole to take a picture. Yes Coming up through the table I'm not sure what this is supposed to be. Coming up through the table. I'm not sure what this is supposed to be, but it's looking fun.

I'm actually really, really glad that this show is coming back. It should be a super fun season. Of course, Bravo is doing this weird thing to us this year. I don't know if you checked out the schedule, but they're putting everything on right before the holidays. So I guess there's not going to be any break this year, which well sucks. Well, we'll figure that one out. Cause we know what? There will be a break.

There will be a break. We will be taking the week between Christmas and New Year's off, whether there's Beverly Hills or not so yeah there will be blood people all right everybody thank you so much for joining us for this free patreon bonus um go sign up guys let's make it patreon t-sign we sure love you and we will talk to you next time bye everybody bye watch what crappins would like to thank its premium sponsors ain't no thing like Alice and King Ashley Savoni she don't take no baloney we're fanning out for Bethany Fann-y! Hava Nagila Webber! Know your worth with Jason Kurtz! Zip some scotch with Jessica Trotch! She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock! Kristen the Piston Anderson!

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