Watch What Crappens - #2607 RHOC S18E17 Part One: Storm Outs

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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free right now by joining Wandery Plus. Well hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for old-net crap we love to discuss. Today I was on Yule Bras. Hello, I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? I'm good. I had a super classy morning this morning with my friend Ben over at the SiriusXM radio anti-station with Jeff Lewis and friends Shane, etc. Jameson talking about our butt holes and poop literally for an hour. So that was good. I showed up filming. Super classy. How are you? I'm I'm thrilled because I know how much you hate discussing all that and I enjoy talking about it's not that I enjoy poop It's just that I enjoy I enjoy the discussion of things like, you know

colonoscopies and toilets You sure do you had a chance to roam free, You were like a free range Benjamin at that moment. You were a free range Benune. You really took the lead with the toilet discussion. The thing is that Jeff is getting a colonoscopy. As soon as I mentioned that I had one. I didn't mean to open this up for another hour of poop discussion. Okay. The poop is already traumatized. I can go back and go back to saying that the waddle ends here next. We can go back there. Here we are. So no, today we're talking about Orange County because it is the season finale. Everything happens. Really, not much does, but still is fun. And it's sad to see it end because God, I just love it. And after this, we are

going to be recording Southern Charm. Well, actually we already recorded it, but we're releasing it probably tomorrow, which is the Southern Charm trailer trash. That is where we pick apart trailers and make fun of them. I think that one was a good hour based on two minutes. And that's over on our Patreon, as well as our videos like this one.

Today we're on video on Patreon. So if you'd rather watch, go over there. It's much simpler now. It's been simplified. It's easy, squeezy, lemon peasy. Get your Teezy over to Patreon. Do you like that? I'm a poet. Okay, Ben, what did you think of Real Housewives of the Orange Count Hey-Tay? Well, it was a delight. What a fun way to cap off the season. We had some nice dust-ups. We had Shannon having an irrational meltdown. We had a scandal. I would have liked them to have given the scandal a little bit more room to breathe. I felt like that was like a very rushed thing they tacked on at the end. Like they they didn't even really

sit down and explain the scandal. They just showed a whole bunch of headlines and then they just were talking about it and then it just was over. They could have let that breathe a little bit more, but overall I was very delighted. What about you? The scandal is suffocating. Let her breathe. I mean, I liked it. It was good.

It's hard to follow up last week because last week was just mayhem. That's true. So this one was Tamara. It's that thing where Tamara finally realized that what she's doing isn't really working. So she's like, what do you mean I'm a villain? I'm not a villain. I'm just here to say sorry to everybody and hug. Why did you be mean to me?

Why? Where Tamra makes herself the ultimate villain. I mean, the ultimate villain, the ultimate victim after a season of her nonstop villainy. And it's pretty, it's pretty good how she does it, you know, pretty dependable that way. You got to hand it to her. Yeah, she really is. So we open up and the women are they're back from London. And some of them are at a place called whoop at who backs throwing get it. It's a pun Emily see him she's gonna pick some hacky thing that has been done nine million times on this show so it's typical Emily and Gina

scene let's get wacky with axis people love it baby that's a little off-trend okay what do we I think we're throwing babies now okay so move it along guys yeah so Gina's there and Emily's are. Are you ready throw some axis? She's like, can we just like go to the mall? Like no other won't let people into her house today. Okay So it would be nice if we didn't have access thrown at us, you know I've been having access thrown at me for months with that crazy X and having access thrown at me She's like no, we're going to do X's. So then Shannon is going to come and they're talking about how they feel bad that Shannon left

on an early flight, which of course Shannon left on a flight that was like 30 minutes before everyone else's just to make a point. And you know, she ended up in some coach seat with, you know, chickens being stored overhead, like on romancing the stone or some shit. And she's like, well, it is worth it to show them how much I don't need that. Some 60th birthday I had. And we see flashbacks to them at Heathrow and Heather's like, did you all know that Shannon left? And like, yeah, we heard her leave because of course, Shannon

probably left the hotel like, well, I'm just gonna go on my own. I'm just gonna leave on my own. I'm just gonna leave on my own, because I'm so mad. I'm mad, I'm leaving on my own. If anyone wants to come out of the door and say, Shannon, don't go, you should stay with us. It's a group trip, we want you to be here. Now you can dance. Now you can dance.

I don't wanna make a big deal out of it. I'm just gonna pack my leaving on a jet plane. My crash, they did crash that one. Oh, God, I'm sorry. Hold on. I left something back in the room. Hold on. Boop. How? Boop. There. Boop. You. How dare you? That was my code. That was my self-set code. So, they're just talking about how it was so much with Shannon and Tam are going at each other. And then we have flashbacks to like all this messiness and Gina's like, you know what,

Tim, Ryan Shannon are both at fault. And the thing is, Shannon's actually working on herself. And then we go back a day prior to this axe thing with Shannon and Gina are at a park with Archie and Shannon's like, you know what Gina? I feel horrible. Had I remembered that all that I had transpired before I absolutely would have come clean to you But it didn't make any sense for me to do that. So I didn't so I just feel terrible for that Gina And I like that Gina is kind of reasonable here She's like, you know what? Thank you Cuz you had this fake news information and you didn't bring it up.

And that's important. So that was kind of my point. Like how are you going to hold it against her? She never brought it up. I mean, it's not a crime being nosy, you know, curiosity didn't kill the cat. Gossiping about the shit you found out killed that cat. That's when you should kill the cat.

Okay. Well, I mean, I mean, to play devil's advocate, literally Tamara would say, well, she didn't bring it up only because she reached out to someone and they couldn't find enough evidence for it. But if she had been able to find the evidence, she sure she would have brought it up, but because Shannon didn't have enough of a case, she did.

And now Gina's like, you know what? You could have brought a half-baked case against me on TV, but thank you for not bringing it up. Well, yeah, enough evidence. But also we saw from the texts, the actual text that those, that those searches for evidence were not against Gina at all. They were against someone that, uh, Leslie Bedor was involved with her. I know, no, this I think was about the, um, uh, Gina pushing someone down

the staircase, pushing what's his Travis down the staircase. Cause Leslie's the door thing was, that was a different background check. That was a different one. You're right. I think that in this case, though, I'm still going to defend her because people bring up half-baked cases all the time, and that was in the blogs. So that was fair to bring up. She could have said, I've read in the blogs that you are abusive towards your husband, you know? And people have done that with her, you know the other way around they brought abuse on to Shannon's storyline So I think that you know that might have I don't know she could have and she didn't so I like good I mean, you know, yes, Gina's like thank you for not bringing it onto the show, you know

right And Gina's like I don't know if I could say the same thing to Timra And Gina's like, I don't know if I could say the same thing to Timra. Sam is like, Oh, by the way, did you hear about Jen? She's like, No, why happy? And she's like, Oh, I'm gonna let her tell you. So Jen saunters in all proudly, her knuckles dragging on the floor because there is a literal like Epcot center size diamond on it now. Always legit.

Always legit. The guys that give you those, totally legit. And they're like, Oh my God, you got engaged? And she's like, yes, in the fucking Bahamas. Can you believe it? Thank you. Thank you so much, you guys. That is amazing. That's yours. And I like this point that she made. She's like, you know, it's an ice ring and everything, but like, couldn't you just pay the rent? Which is a good point. He's like, I will not pay your rent so that you are forced to move into me and my life of luxury, but I will buy you a giant ring to show

off. Yeah. Yeah, we see like some footage of him popping the question in the Bahamas and like Jen throws her phone down into the beach, because she can sense the engagements about to happen. And it's like, don't girl like you keep your phone in your hand because, uh, you don't want to have to pay for a new one. That's almost as expensive as one of these rings. Husbands come and go, but your boyfriend, your cell phone is going to date you

forever. You know what I mean? Yeah. Treat me as a, is what I say. Also, we know that ring is fake, right? That ring has to be fake. It's gotta be, it's gotta be. It's Ryan or do you think he's just that loaded? That's like one of his ways of like, laundering some money, get a big expensive diamond. I mean, I don't know. But I don't know.

It was actually too big. It was too big. It was it was like unpleasantly big. Yeah, it was pretty big. So then we cut back to the Bahama footage. And she's like, we're engaged, oh my God, we are so engaged. So then Shannon comes and she's like, well, well, is anybody ready to whoop some acts? Ha ha ha ha ha. That is funny, I'm so happy.

Happy Shannon. Ha ha ha ha. Shannon says it as if like that was not the intention of naming the place who backs. She's like, Oh, I don't know if they realize it. But actually, if you if you say the name of the business very quickly, it sounds like whooping ass. I think they I don't think they realize that that's very funny. Yeah. So they're like, Do you feel better? And she's like, Oh, my God. She's like, I

was just I was telling her I've got a've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I of a woman. All right, what are we talking about? And then Jen puts her hand out. Are you freaking serious? Did John Jansen give this to you? I swear to God, if he's moved on to another woman in this group, I will not be able to take it. She's like, no, no, this is from, this is from, this is from Ryan. This, uh, and it is serious. Wow. You know what? Everyone was talking down to you saying it's not going to work. And you proved everybody wrong with this extremely ostentatious display of wealth and love that does not indicate whether or not it's going to last, but at least is large. So your man, who is about to be indicted, has asked you to marry him so you can't testify

with a giant ring that's probably fake. Seems totally legit. Congratulations! Well, I just hope you don't find him walking on the beach with some sloth in about two is probably fake seems totally legit. Congratulations. Well, I just hope you don't find him walking on the beach with some slack in about two years. But anyway, good luck to you. Oh, actually, that was me. So what? I you know what, I'm gonna go. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm back. I'm back. It's my touch. I always come back. So then, Tina's like, I'm so happy for her, but it's Jen and I hope it genuinely works out. But instead of a ring, he should have paid a rent. So then Corey, the owner

of whoop ax is like, Hey ladies, I'm Corey. And I own a place called the world backs. What do you think of that? Okay. Anyone want to ring share? That'd be great. Yeah. So listen, you just hold it like this, huh? And then you just like let it tangle. Just like throw it. Oh, sure. Yes. Yes. Okay. Can I try one? Okay, ladies, I am going to throw an axe and Shannon throws her axe and it just bounces off the target and lands on the ground, which just feels very, very Shannon.

Yeah. And to make her angry, they're putting up a flashback of Tamra screaming in her face, they're putting up a flashback of Tamara screaming in her face, you went down in a truck, bitch. And so she throws it thinking of angry Tamara, and she doesn't make it, but those axes are still good wax. I mean, I think someone would still be very hurt because she got it in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, it just bounced off of it.

Yeah, but it would have been hurtful. So then everyone's doing the axes and everything, and Emily gets a bullse Yeah, but it was, it would have, it would have been, it would have been hurtful. Um, so then everyone's doing the axes and everything and Emily gets a bull's eye and it's all fun and everything. And Jen's like, so everyone, guys, now that we've thrown some axes, um, in honor of this acts, um, we're going to have a party that will feature lots of that body spray. I'm sure from the people who are going to go to it. So, um, we're gonna do a party. Um, cause you know, I went to dinner with the girls the other night. So now we have more unseen footage. And this time is Jen and Katie and Alexis, and they're talking about planning her a party for her engagement.

Yeah, Alexis is like, we have to plan your party. Fun Alexis, what do we do as they decide they're going to do a bridesmaids party with ugly bridesmaids dresses and stuff. So, you know, she's psyched. So she's like, Oh, but I have a question, guys. I'm supposed to meet with Tamara tomorrow. Can you believe it? With Tamara tomorrow. And you know, she wants to show me some evidence. And she says she's got proof. This is going to finally turn me against you, Shannon. So you know what, I'm just going to tell her, I'm so sorry. But as someone who's almost married again, I just don't have time. It's very difficult. I was going to come but my arms are very sore from lifting up this ring

But thank you so much for the invite tamra. Thank you so much Yeah, but then do you feel like if you don't talk to her before your party She might corner you at your party and end up having a conversation there and shanahan goes no She won't do that. She absolutely won't do that Am I lying to you in hopes that Tamara will do that and this will therefore make her seem like an even worse friend perhaps so Either way though no Tamara absolutely will never come you know Tamara is known for absolutely never confronting people never cornering them Especially at season finale's

Surely Tamara is not as morally bankrupt as Jen is Physically bankrupt and she would never do that. I would hope not. I would hope not. So then Tamra's at home and the doorbell rings and it's fun time Lexi and she's and Alexis has like some Clorox wipes with like a bow on it and she's like, so I brought you this so we could clean up the shit that we're about to have to talk about. And so Tamara's like, oh my god, I missed you so much, batch. So they hug and Alexis comes in. They start to sit and talk and gossip.

This is a flashback, sorry. This is a flashback. I was like, Heather's coming. I was like, okay. I'm like, you run me, you run me. I know, you're like, I was just off stage. You just hear me running back from a smoke ring. I'm like, okay, I'll take it.

There's no business like show business. So they start making, you know, she's talking about how amazing it is with Johnny J and she's, you know, she's sure that her engagement is coming up very soon guys. And you know, this is just something I have with this man. It's just unbelievable, undeniable. It is amazing and fun. Lexi and Johnny J and Tam was like, Oh yeah, I can't wait to attack you nice. He ever be the stupid slut because he always hates you. Yeah, wait. And then they start

talking about Jen's engagement. Yeah, but by the way, they do have a john Janssen confessional where he's like, I have never been more confident in anything in my life. We will be together for the rest of our lives." And then they show a flashback, 2023, he's like, I have never been more confident in anything in my life. I will be with Shannon for the rest of my life. And Shannon's like, yeah, you know, the second week he looked at me and he said, you're my future. And then I said, oh yeah, I know. I know. Flashback.

Little did I know he meant lawsuit, but... He wasn't wrong. Guess I should have let him finish the sentence, but I got excited. You know, I saw his son on a little boat nearby, and I was like, Is that John Jensen's son? Hi! No, you know what? Guess what? It's a plastic bag. Never mind. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial.

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So they're talking about Jen's engagement and Tamara's like, oh yeah, I texted her because that's how they're being. I said, congratulations. Congratulations, champagne bottle emoji. I truly am happy for you. Pass them on top of the dropster emoji. The champagne bottle emoji. I truly am happy for you passing on top of the dumpster emoji You deserve all the happiness in the world. Hi, emoji. I'm looking forward to talking with you about the text and pineapple emoji I think you'll think things differently Eagle emoji American flag emoji emoji emoji Donald Trump emoji orange emoji lady going like this emoji Polish flag emoji, xoxo.

And Alexis like that ring is freaking gorgeous. And terms like it's it. Yeah, it's gorge. Like she's so happy. And like, so I'm gonna like throw her a party. And I was like, yeah, what's the theme? Horrible bridesmaids dresses. Oh, yeah. So like Orange County fashion? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. The theme is tacky bridesmaids dresses. So like a night at the country club. Yes, pretty much. So like the Alexis Blina, Alexis Couture fashion show? Yeah, pretty much.

And say, well, thanks to Shannon. Now not in a great place. Jen's getting engaged. And you know, what's she what she did was bullshit. Thanks to her. Oh, hurts, doesn't it? You don't like that whole shit stirring when it comes back to you. Ha ha. Use their own weapons against them, my son. Yeah. So now we see a flashback of Katie and Alexis doing a walkthrough at this venue. The venue is called like, I don't think it's pronounced this way,

but it is definitely spelled agape, agape. I think it's probably pronounced like agape. It's agape. Yeah, it's agape. It's a Christian thing, I believe. Is it? I'm like, of course, of course, like they would have a party at a place called agape, because that's just sort of like the vibe of the show. Yeah, when I was growing up, there were so many things called agape. So I'm trying to see. Yeah. Agape is the highest form of love and charity and the love of God for human beings and of human beings for God. Guys, it's mutual love with God. Agape. Can't wait till this ugly bridesmaids party. Oh my God. That pink frill is lovely. And you know who

else loves it? God. Thank you so much. God. Thank you so much. Hey, God, we love you so much. We wanted to honor you with some tacky bridesmaids dresses from the 80s. Lots of ruffles for God. It would be funny if it was just called the gape though. So we're going to a place called a gape. And I think it's gonna be a great parody. Basically my nickname in high school. so that should be fine. So, yes, sorry. So Tamara's like, well, I went back into my text page again, and I had a text, and it was about this long. And so she shows us the text thing between her and Shannon. Yeah, between her and Shannon. And Eddie said to send the info and write in the production

so you have a paper trail. And Shannon's like, well, apparently blank is doing blank for back child support. Can your friend look up the case? See, they're just showing it again that Tamara's blowing pure smoke here. I like that Shannon writes texts like she is in a video game giving you an assignment for the level.

It's like, hello there, apparently blank is soon blank for the back child support. Can your friend look up the case? And you're like, you have 50 minutes. Avoid being seen or you'll be out. It's like, this is the way you start a level on golden eye. Yeah. Your assignment is as follows. This message will self-destruct like my marriage.

So she's like, and Shannon asked me, can you get your friend look into this? She took a screenshot about this much from what I was hearing that little liar. And then we see another screenshot. And it says I'm asking my friend's husband to do a background check. So she basically tried to destroy my friendship with Jen. I was like, yeah, you're both you're both kind of at fault. You've been coming for Jen for two seasons now. I don't know why you're going to cry this whole episode. Yeah. I'm like, you know who else destroyed your friendship with Jen? You. Do you not remember

going to Katie's party and like going hard in the paint for Ryan? Please. So you call it, I mean, we literally see a montage later in the episode of you going, little bitch, little bitch. So Alexis is like what Shannon is doing to Timra and Jen is the same thing she does with Johnny, which is she writes her own narrative. That's not the truth. And then Jim was like, I don't even want to go backwards. I don't want to talk about Ryan. I want to support her and that's it, bitch. And she's like, well, all you need to do is bring the proof

because Shannon is a liar face. I'll tell you that much bring the pudding babe. Bring the pudding because proof is in pudding. Bring putting honey pudding is disgusting. Then we show brought some pudding instead of this Clorox prop putting would have been a better prop. Like you can do better. So we go to Katie's house, Tamara's house, and Nikki's house, and Ryan's house, and Nikki's house at Loyola Marymount, I guess, the sun. So we're seeing what everybody's doing.

I just want to point out Nikki's house has already surpassed Gina's house. It's very, and he's like 17. And he's like 17. So Ryan, we see Ryan first and they're sitting with Dawson and she's like straight talk between me and you, right Dawson? Stomped out of bed and tumble to the kitchen. Mom, that's not straight talk. That's nine to five. Still though, God, I love her.

Thank you for knowing her IMDB. I love Dolly. So anyway, what we're talking about, how I don't want to live with you anymore. Right, right. But I keep reading GED. You're not going to get a GED, do you? That's one letter away from God. That's not very a copy of you. Is this a male lover that you have named Jed? I'm very open. You can tell me these things. He's like, Mom, I want to join the Marines. Really? Yes. I dislike living here so much. I would rather risk my life than be under this roof anymore. Goodbye. Yeah. I'm wondering

how it's working out the dad's one bedroom apartment or whatever the hell he's moved to. You know, it's like, you know what? Sign me up. I'm going to go find some more. Yeah. I mean, the global situation is pretty chill right now. So, you know, yeah, super chill time to join, you know, especially just because you can't think of anything to do and you don't want to go to school. That's always the best reason to join the military. Not because you really care about saving the country or like helping or, you know, protecting whatever. You're just like, you know what, my dad's studio smells like balls and I'm too proud

to go back to my mom's lover's studio. So guess it's the army. So guess is the army Guess is that you have no bowling alleys to work at. I mean we need safer place for children to escape Well, it's either the army or Trying to make it in Hollywood. So, you know, hey, he's doing something I would Exactly So Jen is this her in one place in the other though. Well, I mean, I don't know. I guess it depends on what kind of porn you watch. All right. No one needs to hear that. So let's go on to Dawson being like, yeah, I'm totally into the, I'm totally into the

Marami. Check it. Submarines, honey. Right. Super excited. They're the ones that fly. No, honey. They're the sea ones. Right. Totally into it. Can't wait. Top gun. They fly too, actually. I'm just so excited you decided to go into baseball. That's the Mariners mom. Oh, okay. So anyway, well, good for him. Good for him. So, Nikki, we now go to Nikki's house and Heather's like, I really love the path you're on now, especially because this path has been laid with beautiful bricks and has lovely lights on the side and is only available for Bentley's to go down.

I just, you know, I know you really didn't want to go to college and you want to stay home and look out the window at our neighbor Drake, but this is good that you did this. You know, he's like, well, why would I wanna to go to college you guys basically walked so I could run away from any kind of Education the rest of my life. You're rich as fuck. Why would I need to go to college? And she's like well listen, of course, I want you to learn things But look you've got your real estate license you sold your first home

You're going abroad and whether you realize it or not, you're getting life skills. You know, most people take a lot of practice having money put into their account and having clients handed to them to sell their first piece of real estate. It's a lot to juggle. It's a lot to juggle. See, it's great because now you can learn how to say move this pillow for me Alfredo in different languages. Going abroad, you're learning so many wonderful life skills so he's like yay as dad would say and heather's like you know this is what you raise your kids to do to be healthy independent

functioning humans who happen to be actually rather dependent and maybe not so functional humans uh on your wealth yeah she says later in the episode, something about him being the number, he sold the biggest piece of real estate or something of all of Orange County. I'm like, yeah, because Josh Altman is just handing you the shit because you give Josh your listing.

So he's just handing this kid stuff for doing nothing. I mean, come on. She's like, he's totally making it on his own. No, yeah, he's not. But I mean, still good for him, you know? Yeah, good for him. I mean, it's, listen, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no things were really rough for me, how to tell Reba McEntire no when she kept handing you a cloth to wash her car. Very important. Very important. I can't swish. I can't swish. Sad me with the car saying just wave your arms.

I'll drive past you and you can just swish. Madeline. I'm not Madeline. Stop calling me Madeline. You'll really find that your world opens up when you realize that they have no idea who Wendy Malik is in France. So good for him. He's like, thanks for giving me such an amazing life.

What's so cute? You know, Lisa's grateful. Yeah, good for both. Awesome. Good for both kids. They both, you know, they're doing things with their life and, you know, we've seen it go the other way on this show. So you know what, Godspeed.

And we're currently seeing it go the other way on this show with Dawson, their first example. They're like, here's sad Jen. Wow, look, here's amazing Nikki. I was thinking more like, you know, Lynn Curtin, the OC angels. I feel like Dawson is, Dawson is like Bill Gates right now, compared to what's happened over there. So that's true. Yeah. That's really true.

And Tamara is in the room with Sophia, Sophia's room. And Sophia's like, listen to my music. This is the best part. And it's like really nice, like alternative chick music. It's like, yeah, maybe a bitch, but you don't have to be. You don't have to be your mom. It's my mom. It's my mom. I'm so scared. And it like that because the main character gets murdered at the end. The song is called Did You Go to Bass Lake? And so Tamara's like, Wow, you didn't get your music ability from me, batch. And I literally got no ability from you. Were there any that you were planning to pass on? No, I only got your love of calculus, mother.

I know I only got your love of calculus mother So she's like wow you wrote it you sing it you did what's it what's got the beats she's like I produced it mom She's like I'm so proud of you. I think you should take some music classes Who wants to hear that after they just played a song they produced? You know, I know that was also like I was not what I was expecting her to say next. Yeah, yeah, that sounds really good. For someone who has no idea what a musical narrative is, so go ahead. So she's like, yeah, I know it's my passion, but like music industry is tough, which is very much what I'd expect from someone from Gen Z to say.

It's like, yeah, it's tough. Guess what? All the industries are tough. There's no industry that's not tough. That is the little secret. When people say, oh yeah, I mean, it's tough. Guess what? All the industries are tough. There's no industry. That's not tough That's that is the little secret when people say oh, yeah I mean music industry sucks and if there's it's shady as fuck, but you know what you got to start somewhere so Get to it Sophia. Yeah, I get with it Sophia. You can do it. She actually sounds really talented When I was in high school, I wanted to go to the fashion institute, but then I had a newborn baby that ruined my goddamn life.

We see a little picture of baby Ryan, like there, he's like got a red cap on. Tell me you didn't go to a fashion zoot without telling me. Got to Tamra wearing that giant ruffle flower on her chest. It's like, really, you never made it in the fashion studio. I never would have dreamed. After 18 years of this show, I never would have guessed that you were never educated.

I'm not sure. So then, you know, this is just like, and everybody's kids are doing great. So now we go to Katie's house and she's with the kids with Matt and they're talking about how the name change receipt came in the mail. So Kaylee is now Kaylee, Kaylee Janella.

Yeah. And cause she's disassociating with her biological father and she says she'd rather change her name to a family that loves and appreciates her instead and so you know they're talking about Katie's talk about how sometimes you know you are blessed with a family and sometimes you get to pick your family and also you know Heather's mean and so then Katie's she's like I just say that it's my children again. So yeah, so that's, that's a nice moment. And then we go over to Gina's house where Clover and Meatball, the dogs, go into like a crate kind of thing, which is what they call it. They call it dog Gina house. And so Gina's like, she's like, oh my god, Meatball, do you want to go to puppy jail too?

Should we check on daddy? Hey, meatball, just so you know, I feel bad about this, but I put up a divider in the middle of your, in the middle of your puppy house. Sorry. And, um, he is putting together like Ikea furniture or something. He's like, I've gotten four screws in. God, I love him. He's just so charismatic.

Like it's amazing. I just can't, I can't imagine living without Travis. You know, I wish he was here right now. I am here. Oh, right, right. Doing great, honey. You're doing great. Honey, I'm like so proud of you

that you got four screws into that plank over the past six hours. You're doing great. I'm so glad that you're back here now. So he took care of the kids while she was in London and he's like, here, it's me holding down the fort for you as usual. She's like, yeah, you know, it's really nice and we got you to rely on, okay. And then he starts like getting really like mopey and crying. He's like, I really don't like the decision that you made to leave to remove yourself from my toxic ex who I refused to divorce

for whatever reason for some unexplained reason How selfish? He goes when things get tough That's when you run. Yes It's not her job to fucking go through hell because you have a crazy ex that you can't stop fighting with That's not her job. Things are through hell because you have a crazy ex that you can't stop fighting with. That's not her job. Things are getting tough because you guys made it tough.

You go figure that shit. Things getting tough and you stick with it or like one of you get sick. The other one's supposed to stay with you or, you know, one of you loses their job. The other one helps support you through it. It's not like deal with my crazy ass ex forever. You know, and that toxic relationship. No, sir. You fucking Mopi ass and be better at putting IKEA furniture

together too. I'm not always Gina's biggest fan, but I definitely want better for Gina. This guy is such a Mopi fuck and he just wants housing at this point. No, go shoot. You know, a wise man once said when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. That was Billy was Billy Ocean so anyway I think that Gina does have a yeah sad sad sad back great song about goody right song and the go and get tough was that from the jewel denial so when the going is right yeah yeah original the original draft, when the going gets tough,

Gina runs away. I just didn't really have. But you know what, though? The music industry is hard, and they made him change the lyrics. So I understand why Sophia is reticent to dive in. But my experts will break through your windshield. I get going. God, how could you do that?

And in fact, Caribbean Queen was originally called Orange County Queen. Orange County Queen. Now we're leaving in a virtual house. It was about Gina also. Billy Ocean really was singing about Gina way before Gina was even alive. So they're both crying because it's like so much chucks. It's a wippy ass. And he's like, I don't think it was the right decision. I still don't. And you know, I just want you to get to the whole point though, where there's adversity instead of pulling away, you're pulling in.

Fuck off. Go fix your life, you fucking codependent weirdo. This is bad design for the future. When your partner wants what's best for him over what's best for you, that's a very bad sign about your future I don't care if she says he's nice. I don't buy it Yeah, but they could also go the other way because Gina also Like what's best for Travis is that he wants Gina he wants to be with Gina and she's like bye

This is what's best for me. So theoretically you could say it goes the other way The thing is with Gina is it is a toxic situation So like whether or not she's made the right choice It's still kind of murky to say like if she feels it's the right choice and she's got kids involved and this is a crazy crazy ex so it probably is the right choice but she does kind of have a pattern of cutting and running when she's uncomfortable with a situation that's why she ditches a friend at the start of every single season and she's even like she's just anything anything she's just anything, anything. She's like, I want to get out of the, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm out of

the ant. Like that is kind of her issue that she does deal with a lot. So it's not totally off base that she needs to stop running. Well, I think you don't have to commit to bad situations just to, just to be like seen as more reliable or whatever, or more steadfast. I think that if a relationship's bad or there's some bullshit and it's hurting your kids, then you're allowed to just say, I cut this. And let's face it, the other stuff, and I know this is so weird hearing me turn pro-Gina all of a sudden, but even thinking back on it, the Shannon stuff always really bugged me because I thought Shannon really wanted them to be friends and she just went

and betrayed Shannon for some air time. There's been a lot of shit that Gina's done on the show that's really uncool. But the Heather Dubrow thing, I kind of got where Heather Dubrow just spent that whole season like, Oh, hello, poor person. Would you like some free clothes? Would you? Should I crawl into your little, you know, crawl space to help you get rid of that hideous wedding dress, you know, just so condescending. And then she was like, I don't want to hang out with that girl anymore. And then it was this huge. How could you get rid of that hideous wedding dress, just so condescending. And then she was like, I don't wanna hang out with that girl anymore. And then it was this huge, how could you treat me like that?

Cause you're horrible to be around. So I'm kind of starting to see her point in a way and just being like, yeah, if you don't like the situation, jet, life is short. Yeah, but she did it to Emily also. And she also didn't, she never said to Heather, you know what, I just don't like you. I realized I don't like you.

She just was like, Oh, no, I've been there. You're just say I don't like you. Who does that? Hey, I don't like you. That's fair. I literally was confronted by someone over the weekend being like, was there something I've done, then why don't you invite me over? And I was like, No, no, just your hideous personality. No, no, no, you've done anything wrong. Okay, so then we go to Shannon's house and Shannon's getting her

hair did and she's, you know, by the way, I just, I just want to say, the person who cuts and runs the most is me everyone. I just want to put that out there. I am the way I am the master cutter and runner. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Like if someone annoys me, I'm like, bye. Yeah, I mean, time is precious, you know, like every day as I see my waddle droop a little bit more, I'm like, there's so much I could be doing right now, you know, before I'm tripping over this thing. I just don't have time for nonsense.

That's exactly what I was going to say. So anyway, Jeff mentioned that breast milk gets rid of your waddle. So if anybody wants to ship me some breast milk, I'm here. You don't have a waddle. I'm sorry, you don't have one. I was just looking for a second. I'm not being insecure. It's right here. It's like literally there. You can't say it's not there. It's like telling a rooster he doesn't have a waddle. Of course he has a waddle. It's okay. It's not something I hate myself for. It's just the next thing I want to get

taken care of because I'm going to take care of it. That's the thing you want to cut and run. Listen, I'm known for my neck. So I can't just be... Just kidding. I've never been known for these gyms, but his neck is the most iconic element of this podcast. What a graceful swan. Your neck is mother. Your neck is my neck is icon. You know what? There's a reason that Patreon pays their bills because my back people can come to see my neck on Patreon. It's like only fans for waddles. It's your neck. It's your back. It's your pussy and your crack.

Well, they're all kind of becoming the same thing at this point, which is my point. Everything just becomes a crevasse. Just one big stupid bag. The point is this I come down on hard I come down hard on Gina because you know, we come down hard on the people that we see ourselves in. And unfortunately, I see way too much of myself in Gina.

So Gina, that's your lot in life. Well, but to be fair, Gina also sucks most of the time. She's just having a really good last half of the season and I'm very easily manipulated. I mean, I can be like that with anybody that makes me crazy. If they're just good for a few episodes, I'm like, Oh my God, I love them now. And everything they've ever done is right. Let's justify every single thing that they've ever done. You know, I'll start seeing it from a different perspective. Yeah, Gina's had both a terrible season and a very good season somehow like side by side.

I don't know how she's done it. Like she started off the season horrifically and then she was like, all right. And then she still had some moments where I was like, oh, fuck you, Gina. But I think overall she's like, she's done a pretty good job this season. I don't know. Or maybe I just feel bad. I'm not sure. Yeah, she definitely shaped it up. Okay. So then Vicky goes over to Shannon's house and um, they're talking about dresses and stuff like that because they're bridesmaids tacky bridesmaids dresses and stuff and um, Uh, vicky's like, uh, you know, these are tacky dresses and she's like well Those are the dresses that you just smashed in the bag. She goes. Oh my god. I forgot the dresses Oh, jeez. Oh god. I've got to go. I got there the car. She goes. Well, where's your car?

At the office. Oh god, I'm gonna have to call Linda. Jesus I left him the family van And then we go to Ryan's home and Jen's getting her hair done and her friend is there I feel so bad for her friend because some random friend is there and you know It was a situation where Jen was like, hey Mary, come on over. Yeah. You want to do glam with me before my party? She's like, no, I'm just going to do it at home. I'll just meet you at the party. No, no, come to my place.

Come to my, it'll be really fun. She's like, no, I just, I don't know if I want to be seen on camera getting glam and come on Mary. So Mary comes over and lo and behold, the scene unfolds where Jen is in glam. And then they cut to Mary half and makeup looking wild. And then we never see her cut to Mary looking like the bottom of a Foot I mean what did Mary be to deserve this? Thanks. Thanks a lot Jen

This is how America sees me and half glam with only foundation on my hair going all different directions And I'm just like the friend and you ever see me again looking beautiful. Thanks a lot. Yeah, okay I'll make it better though. I'm about to make out with the guy who just put a 10 trillion dollar ring on my finger. Okay, I'll start making it out in front of this poor girl. And then we go over to Emily and Shane and Emily's like, should I wear this for a tacky bridesmaid dress?

And it's like her OG wedding gown. And and she's like is that the dress you wore when we got married And he's like I still have your bouquet it's sort of like our marriage it's all dry It's lost its color and there's no life left in this thing. King of Snarkasm! Bukkeh Edition! It's been a long time but he's back! The King of Snarkasm! At the end of the season we gotta throw one in there.

Hey, do you have a bouquet that needs to be roasted? Call Shane Simpson, the king of snark as a five, five, five, one, two, three, four. He's really been holding back the past few years because he was so villainized the first year for his king of snark as a staff. But I'm glad to see him given it a given given given us the old college try coming back. He just needed a prop. And in this case, a 15-year-old dried up bouquet. Yeah. So then we go to Katie's and Katie and Mast, not their house, but they're the first to arrive at Agape. And so they're walking around talking about how

pretty it is. It's like pretty, you know, it's like a wedding or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. And then, um, Alexa, you know, this is a lot of just people walking in the same time. You look tacky and stuff like that. Yeah, it's and like, this is definitely a party that Alexis designed because there's like gather font all over the place. Um, everywhere, it might as well just say gather. And so Katie's like, I know, look at this place. Isn't it like absolutely beautiful? And Katie's like, Yes, absolutely. They mean Alexis meets Matt and everything. And they're just laughing about tacky because Alexis is actually dressed sort

of modestly and not tacky. Katie has a giant ruffle that's going up and around her head and everything. And Alexis is just like normal looking and she's like, no, it's not tacky. It's not tacky. It's crazy. I know. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Um, so then we go for a fun, fun Shannon scene. She's in the SUV with Vicky and, uh, she's like, Oh my God, I have to lay down because I don't want wrinkles. I don't want to. Whoa, whoa, I'm dead. I'm dead in the car. This is what you do if you want to be hilarious on television. Do not make me sit up to your wrinkles.

And then there's like a gay in the back seat and goes, Oh, it doesn't even matter. It's supposed to be semi raunchy, the party. I'm like, sir, semi raunchy and Jackie are very different things. And if it was supposed to be semi raunchy, how in the world are any of you guys fitting the dress code right now? You know, it's like, can't wait to go to this cocky ring bridesmaids party. Wait a minute, you're in a cock ring?

Yeah, I'm going to take off my pants in a minute, we walk in the door. It's a raunchy party. Stop it. So, are you going to give me a fist? Do it, I dare you. It's not that kind of party. What kind of gay is this? So then we go back to Agape and

More people are showing up and then in by the way throwback Joe de la Rosa Joe de la Rosa gray She arrives Throwback to season one season two I don't think she made it to season three But Joe the one of the true OGs along with our own Victoria has made her grand return to Orange County. Yeah, she sure has. And you know, this was coming up all season. They were hinting at this because well, Joe was she was on her Instagram, like, look at me. I'm in Orange

County now, everybody. Wink Wink might be doing something fun soon. Wink Wink has Orange County in the title. Literally wink, wink. Oh my God. I'm married now. I'm rich. Everything's wink, winky. And then I guess was this. I guess so. I can orange after this one. Although I never will forget Jo because her first episode was like, yeah, I'm with this guy who just wants to take care of me and it sucks. I mean, they just sit around the house all day and then it comes to Joe just opening a cabinet and closing I was like the improv is top-notch on this show back in the day. It's So wild to think like this shows been around for so long like they showed footage from 2006

Which is when the show aired but really it was shot in 2005. I mean, it's been like 19 years since this show has been like happening. Like that's yeah, because I've been in LA for a year. I think when this came out. It's not crazy. Yeah, young, young buck. This show has graduated high school. The show is a freshman in college. It's unbelievable. Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one

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