Watch What Crappens - #2609 RHOP 0905: Grilled and Scarred

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

The Real Housewives of Potomac continue their Lake Norman messiness with another grilling of Karen and an extremely traumatic talk about scarring creams. Can we stay here forever? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Benooney. Hi, how are you? You know, it's so great. What a day. Yeah. Our world is about to change election days in two days,

but I think we've all already kind of voted, right? I voted proudly, very proudly, but there's still a lot of people that are gonna vote tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow is the big day. It's gonna be a very stressful week, I think, for the entire country. I think everyone is really nervous, no matter whose side you're on.

Everyone is anxious. And thank God for Bravo. This is when we need Bravo the most. So yeah, it's kind of a bummer. It's kind of a bummer that on election night, like we have Real House House of New York, like that's our salvo is watching Real House House of New York. Like, couldn't they like schedule like a bonus episode of like Potomac or so Lake City or something like why did they have to put Real Housewives of New York on tomorrow night? That's not gonna calm me down to your Aaron being like, really, you sold my Bitcoin and you didn't

pay me back for the Starbucks? Like, I don't want that. Well, look, um, it is a time where we need some change. So whatever's gonna happen, there's gonna be change. I don't know if it's gonna be for the better or for worse, but yeah, that's kind of what we need with New York. So, I don't know, look at it that way. I'm just, it's all a shit show either way. You know what I mean?

Um, so, what are you gonna do? Well, what you can do is everyone is vote. If you have not voted yet, everyone should vote. It's very important to vote. It is important. And it is going to be the same shit so i just mean it's you know one side is going to be so fucking furious you know who knows what's going to happen if that you know whatever i don't even need to talk in code you know some of us are nuts and some of us are not nuts at this point and one half that we think are nuts are going really be nuts if they lose, and if we lose, we're gonna be really nuts.

So there you go. Half the country is gonna be super pissed off in a couple of days. Point is, who cares? In this world, everything's always great, okay? It's bravo. Even when it's terrible, it's still fun. Like Brynn had a really fake apology this week

from New York. That was fun to watch her try and stumble through. And so much other stuff, which we will be discussing tonight on Crappy Hour at 530 Pacific Time, as we do every other Monday. You can watch that and interact with us live on YouTube. We'll also be streaming that over Instagram Live, which has been going pretty well, actually, now that we found this new method. So join us over there. If you hear a bunch of knocking, now that we found this new method. So join us over there. If you hear a bunch of knocking, tanking, clink, clink, clink, hey, hey, hey, everybody, it's because they're doing construction right under me now. I'm in the house. Hi, look at me. I'm in the house. But under me,

they're doing other construction of the place I was in before I was in this house. So you see how it's going? Little apartment. They're doing that. They just dropped a hammer right now. Just dropped a hammer. Everybody was like, hammer don't hurt them. But yes, it's going okay down there. A couple more weeks, hopefully it'll all be done. And I'm so excited to be here. That's it. Oh no, I wanted to tell you one thing. Yes, please do. I was driving today from Home Depot, because that's where I am every morning at 630, like a good little boy. And I was driving home and I was at the stoplight. And this guy was on the side, he's running for some bullshit Congress. And he was standing there on the side of the

road with a megaphone screaming, save all children. And then he had a no sign going over some lady's face, I guess his opponent. And he's like, she wants your children. I was like, oh, for Christ's sake, I just rolled down the window, I was like, shut the fuck up and draw the line. And then two other cards were like, yeah, fuck you. We just started railing on this congressman idiot.

Get the children out of it, okay? Save your own fucking children. I'm so sick of everybody talking about the drag queens in their children, whatever in their children. Tell your children to get a goddamn job. I've been telling you people forever. Fix your own children. I'm busy, okay? I am your village. And here's what I'm saying. Go home to your parents. It's breaking hour in this village. Just five o'clock here. The drag queens are not corrupting your children. I guarantee it's the parents.

The parents are almost always the corruptors and you can blame it on the drag queens as much as you want but it is the parents so you know vote yourself out of office. That's enough of that for today. Sorry for even bringing us into politics. That's as far as we'll go. But good luck, everybody. Let's all hold hands and move forward into the Real Housewives of Potomac. Yas. It is episode five, Blast From Everyone's Past.

So where we left off, Mia had invited all her friends over to tell funny Mia stories. And also to sort of have her back when she comes for Karen by saying, you know, Karen, the funniest thing happened. One time when we were out with joy, you caught you but dialed us when you were drunk. And we heard you say everyone thinks I'm home with Ray right now. Isn't that funny, Karen? Hey.

And Karen's like, I don't remember. What? Don't remember. Wait, was I drunk? When I drunk driving when that happened, because you know, it's very difficult to remember things when you're trying to concentrate on a road that's wonky and it's moving this and that.

Have you ever tried driving down a wonky, curvy road? Tilt the world as a road? You can't blame me. I was just drunk driving. You know what? I don't like these curvy roads, so I decide rather than me wanting the road to change, I will change for the road. So I just drive straight on a curvy road and it usually works out and sometimes I hit a fenceends a median. But you know, leave my example. So Mia's like, Well, I only bringing you that because you came from my girl Jacqueline, you called her a liar. Jacqueline was calling her a drunk in front of a bunch of people when she's already in trouble for being a drunk. Okay,

Jacqueline brought this on herself and acting like Jaclyn is just some babe in the woods who just made an innocent comment about maybe Karen was drunk when she called me in the middle of the night. That was a friendly call, ma'am, and you used it against her in a court of public opinion. How dare you get her? It's also shitty,

because she's basically throwing Jaclyn under the bus. Like, you should be angry at Jaclyn, because, like, don't be mad at me that I'm saying this be mad at Jacqueline for being mean to you because I'm just saying this because of Jacqueline and and so Karen Karen's like well but I'm also by the way Mia has spent the past two years saying the very worst things about Jaclyn. Just the worst. Like, beyond, like, what, like, just the things that you, like, no friendship should ever rebound from. And yet now she's gonna be like, I'm gonna stand up for my girl. I was like, uh, you should've

stood up for your girl against yourself two seasons ago. So Karen's like, well... Well, she has that whole thing. I think they made that deal coming back in like, okay, but you better be loyal to me this time and I'll be loyal to you too. And so they're really trying to do that. Like, we're gonna be loyal at no cost,

but you already see it slipping because every time Jacqueline gets a chance, she's like, yeah, Mia's spoiled and she needs her, you know. She's like, yeah, I don't wanna be Mia's sidekick. You know, you see it trying to come out and it's really funny watching that struggle. So then Mia's like, I'm sorry, Karen's like, hmm, so those girls think I'm with Ray.

I don't know why I would say that. Was this the night that we were out, we were drinking brown liquor that night and I pulled over and I called my driver because I said, driver, I've been driving for 30 minutes and I keep on hitting little rabbits and trees. Can someone pick me up, please? Thank you very much.

I've shortened my drunk driving trip, which I expect an award for from the Surrey County Board of New Wi-Fi. So yeah, it was brown liquor. So blame the brown liquor. And Mia's like, but you did get behind the wheel and then you decided to pull over, right? I'm just trying to get the timeline down. Yes, yes, I did do that.

I pulled over. It was, it was, it was, I don't know. I think it was, must've been five seconds behind that wheel. Five seconds, 30 minutes, what if it was? And I pulled over and I said, no, no more of this drunk driving for me, which I never did in the first place. And Mia's like, yeah, and that's very good, for me, which I never did in the first place. And Karen and Mia's like, yeah, that's very good, Karen.

Look, I'm going to pretend like I'm on your side, not coming to you anymore. I'm so proud of you for pulling over. Not into a beer, like the time that you pulled over into a beer while you were drunk driving. I mean, you're really improving on your drunk driving. I have to say, practice makes perfect, right, Karen? And then Mia tells us, yeah, we have been drinking a lot. She drunk called me the next morning on her way home.

Yeah, I love that part out. I'm like, well, you didn't because you're saying it right now on TV, but that's okay. Yeah, Mia's never gonna leave any part out permanently. She'll always be saving parts to bring up. And Karen's like, no, come Yeah, Mia's never gonna leave any part out permanently. She'll always be saving parts to bring up. And Karen's like, now come on Mia, you don't know any more than that Mia. And Wendy's like, uh, shooting shots, shooting shots over there. And Ashley is telling us, the streets have been alive with some of Karen's for a raise. I've heard things, I've seen things. And I believe

that every fire of myer of my being, and me and Joey, are killing the truth. Ashley, the arbiter of truth, who literally tells the truth, about 15% of the season, I love that Ashley's made herself the... How's that divorce from Michael going? Liar! And Stacey, whose role is to be horrified by everything,

is like, wow, after defending herself about the drunk driving charge, now she has to defend herself at the dinner table. It just won't stop. It's like, Stacy, did you know what show you were getting involved with? Did you think you'd be, like, hosting the Thanksgiving Day parade? This is the name of the game. This is unbelievable. After watching what they just put her through after drunk driving and now here at the...

Oh my god, Karen, please slow the table down. I'm sorry, I was drunk driving the table. I'm sorry, I did pull over. Stacy, will you please take over? That's called responsibility, bitch. Thank you. So then Karen tells us, Mia, you sat on this for three years and thought this is the time to throw a dagger, will honey? Bing, bing, bing as she like deflect the daggers off of her very structural dress.

Her mobius strip of a dress. Bing! You're not deflecting the daggers. You just don't care that you're walking around stuck with daggers. You know what I mean? You're like that... You've tried to convince us that the daggers are part of the look. No, I decided to wear daggers today. That was intentional.

You're just... You have no blood left in you. You know, there's just a little bit of, you know, Patron leaking out the holes. So, uh, let's see here. So, Stacy's like, well, I have questions. I have questions that need to be answered. Mia, why did you have this in your back pocket for three years, Missy?

And I don't want any sass from you about it. Well, because she never called my friend a liar until now. And then Joy is like, well, I think it was more or less because you didn't want to say it and not have anyone else there to back you up because I was there. If you remember Mia, that's why you said that we should come because we're his backup. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why that's why that's why I didn't have the joyous backup. No, Mia doesn't even try to hide it. She has no subtlety. Mia's just like, no, I was saving

it for, you know, when Karen was mean to me. Yeah. So what do you think? I have a lot more too, and I would have kept this in, but she came for my girl. And then Karen's like, oh girl, shut up, because you and Jacqueline have pulled each other's eyeballs out. Okay. And Jacqueline's like, we have, we have. Thank you so much. Thank you. That was a great moment on Bravo. Yeah. We'll do it again if you want. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. That was a great moment on Bravo. Yeah, we'll do it again if you want. Yeah. Yeah, so Jacqueline's like, well, she took this tiny itty bitty conversation

that we had and this itty bitty little thing that I said about how it sounded like she was drinking. It was just my opinion. Well, you know, it's her opinion that you're a goddamn liar. So... Yeah, and she's like, you know, if you want to make me the problem, fine. It's me. Hi, I'm the problem. It's me. They're like, uh, no, Jacqueline, you're not really

out of the level of being a Taylor Swift song. Fine. Fine. But look, when you clearly have problems, then do your thing, honey, but I'm not the issue. I'm just the one that's addressing the elephant in the room. Did you just call me an elephant? I am a fence, damn it, a fence! You know, there are going to be experiences in your life through a good that are bad.

And what I think makes me an okay person is that I own the good and the bad and the indifferent about me and I've come through so much, so much! I have come through deer trying to attack my car. I have come through cars insisting on driving me while they were drunk drunk cars Can you believe it and look at me still happy? Let me have my serious low voice for a moment I'm gonna lower my chin and look at you like I'm looking over the top of some glasses that are invisible You know what in life? You take the good

Take the bad, you take the both, and there you have me as messy ass. Well, has any of the sequences of events that is like transpired affected your marriage? What the fuck are you trying to say? Just ask the question. Yeah, I know. That's what you know, like, whenever people throw in the word transpired, I'm sorry, transpired needs to be retired from the dictionary, because that is like, that's the word people go to when they want to sound smart in an argument. They're like, I can be a lawyer. Okay, so what transpired

after just say happened? Anytime someone's like, well, um, I was, uh, I was going to the store and what transpired was that I bought Doritos. Like, you're trying to make it sound fancy. You're trying to, like, win your case by throwing transpired. It never works. Please, let's move away from the word transpired. We need to just have buzzers. And, you know, there just needs to be...

When Mia says a sentence like this, has any of the sequences of events that has like transpired affected your marriage? Buzz, you're Mia. Okay, not allowed, out of bounds. When people just try to, so people always try to talk like lawyers in arguments where they want to be like I'm gonna win this argument by throwing in words like transpired. And also talking to doctors. It's like, so what happened? Well, what transpired was that I was feeling an ache in my, I was like, just say my backwards,

you know, but I just love it when people- It's very Heather Dubrow like, can I have a bagel and make it adjudicated? Please do not admonish me, Karen Huger. So, anyway, so Mia was like, so like, the one like did like their stuff with marriage affect your accident, whatever. And Karen is saying like, oh, well, yes, we were having a moment, you know, you know, you have moments in your marriage, you know, and we have a flashback of Ray saying I think I love Karen which is so shitty for him to say that and then but she's like you know she's not willing to really accept that her marriage has issues so instead she goes back to this old tropes like you know what though he is my soldier she loves talking in army terms with Ray it's my soldier soldier up up for me. Karen Army, unite. Get up on your feet. Okay, Tanheart, we're going to march to the gates of victory in Karenville. That's what has transpired.

You know, I have to disagree about the Rey thing. Now that we've seen more happening with Rey and Karen, Kara's been cheating on Rey for years, steadily. And then she wants to go on camera and be like, look how Rey doesn't treat me well. And Ray's like, what the hell are you talking about? I've supported you and you've been cheating on me for goddamn years right in front of my face. And now you're finally getting caught on TV and you're trying to make me look like an unsupportive husband?

Fuck off, lady. You know, if I could walk, I would walk right out that door. But unfortunately, it would take me too long. And I can't. I'm just tired. I'm too exhausted to run, okay? But don't make me shoot this bullshit about how I'm an unattentive husband.

You're literally fucking the driver for how many years? But this is where he decides he wants to short-crack in the facade. Like, if you're gonna do the facade, do the facade. Don't do- That's true. Be a consistent facade, right? Okay. If you're gonna do the facade, don't do that. That's true. Be a consistent facade, Ray. Okay. Yeah. If you're going to do the facade, don't humiliate her. I mean, like, you've already

signed up that you're like, you're looking the other way. So don't, like, humiliate her on TV. Yeah, I think it's the whole dragging Ray out of the closet to go do a therapy scene where she's going to throw Ray into the bus the whole time. You know what I mean? Like, she could have just left it alone. No wonder the man wanted to run to Florida. Well, I think that's why, don't forget, that's why he said that, because I think that was the middle of their fight, where he just wanted to retire down to Florida,

and she's like, no, I must stay in Potomac to shoot my television show. So he's like, he's pissed at her at this point because of that. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, she's like, yeah, you know, shoulder, shoulder. And then Karen is like, like, I'm not really sure about how much Karen's problems with Ray impacted her accident. But me and my mom were very close and are very close. And I can't imagine my mom not being here.

So in her defense, maybe it was her grieving her mom. I was like, oh my god, newbie, please stop. Karen will say that for literally everything. Like, I'm so sorry. I ate your last slice of pizza. My parents are both fast. Please. I had instant grief. I had a wave of grief that hit me and I had to eat your pizza. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. Have you ever wondered who created that bottle of Sriracha that's living in your fridge? Or why nearly every house in America has at least one game of Monopoly?

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Like, okay. So then everyone like gets up on the table and they're all just sort of like chatting now. They're like, how do we kill an hour so we can say happy birthday to Wendy? So Stacy goes up to Karen and she's like, Karen, you need a trophy, a trophy that has a small cross on it that signals to you and your close friends that you have a close relationship with the Lord.

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So Karen's like, well, you know, all you want to do is your own life and you can explain it. They may not like your explanation, but if you own it, if it's your truth, you're good to go. Who needs the real truth? Your truth is the only truth. My truth is

I have no charges against me. Thank you very much. And I appreciate the Oscar. It was lovely being in Boston Oscar winning movie, My Left Foot. I really enjoyed being in My Left Foot. I love being in The English Patient, which is what I'm being right now waiting for Wendy's birthday. Speaking English and being patient. So then we go to Ashley talking to Mia and she's like, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, she's like,

what are you doing? She's like, you are Jacqueline's MVP. So Mia is basically saying, well, I had to help my girl out because she was sinking earlier, okay? And I can't dare allow her to like, for her to drown. And like, I don't dare allow her to like, to, you know, for her to like, to drown and like, I don't want

anyone to call anyone close to me a liar unless it's me saying it. Right. And Jacqueline's like, well, I don't deserve to be called a liar, especially by Karen, especially by the woman I called the drunk at the table full of people. It's like, yeah, especially something that's just selling. She admitted that she left the restaurant, got drunk, got in the car and drove. Now, unfortunately, Mia is just, she was drowning. She's a little too incompetent to really explain

that on television like she needs to be to be on this show, but the producers insisted so she's back. So here's Mia. Hey, would you like to swap up she's trying to get her arm I helped her I helped her. So Mia's like some do you think Karen's gonna be pissed like tomorrow she's gonna go to sleep and she's gonna wake up and she's probably all pissed off and Josh is like really you think so and she's like yeah she's gonna be like going into her vault calling up her bloggers being like now what what do we have on me? And they all laugh

because they know it's so true. That's exactly what Karen's gonna do next. Yeah, it's so true. And they all do it. Me is even admitting like, yep, I had it in a little Rolodex. And the second I got pissed off, I used it against Karen. Thanks. Yep. So now it's 15 minutes until Wendy's birthday. So Stacey answers a FaceTime from TJ who's like, hi, princess. And she's like, hi. He's like, what you do? Look at you in that orange.

Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Available now. Is that one of those limited time offers available on QVC orange sweater for beautiful people? She's like, yes, it is TJ. Thank you so much for noticing. She's like, TJ, it is TJ. Thank you so much for noticing. Like TJ, I'm wearing orange, your favorite color. He goes,

orange is my favorite color on other things. How's it going over there? So everyone's asking about you, TJ. Everyone's asking about you. Someone said what side of the bed you get out of? I said, What kind of question is that? They said if you were a bunk bed, which one would you be? I said, What kind of question is that? They said, if you were a bunk bed, which one would you be? I said, what? Someone said, God, I just love all his frozen items. And I said, that's the different TJ. And they said, Well, who are we

talking about? And I said, My boyfriend TJ. And he's like, Oh, well, are by the way, are we sharing more because we said that I want you to lean in to the camaraderie that they offer. So if they ask about me, tell them all sorts of things about me. And if they want me to be more on the show, I'll be on the show if they want. If they want to make a storyline where they're talking about me and it raises my profile for some reason, that's okay. Lean into it. It's okay, honey.

This guy is such a red flag. You know, I told you to lead in, lean into the camaraderie that they offer and just share. And that's what this is about. So I'm calling to see if you're doing what we talked about. What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't talk to her that way. Are you leading her to, fuck off, closet director.

No, sir, you don't get to direct your beard. You let that beard perform how she wants to. Beards grow however they want. They're wild. They're free. You don't get to decide if it's a Fu Manchu or a Soul Patch or... I don't know the names of any other types of beards, but either way, we make... We make glossary jokes because we're just idiots on the internet. But you know what? Like, we're seriously calling and being like,

I want you to make sure you're discussing me on camera, how we discuss. Get the fuck out of here, you weirdo control freak. Don't be on TV. Get out of here with your tights. I think, um, this is such a strange red flag for me. First of all, the group does not offer a single ounce of camaraderie, so he is... His whole premise is fails because of that.

But also, like, it just feels like he almost wants her to talk about their relationship and how they're like not intimate. Like it's almost like he knows the women are going to be like, Oh my god, TJ, like it's gonna be a storyline. It's it's like he he is really thirsty. It seems like to be like a topic on this show, right? Isn't that like that was my takeaway from his comments. And he also really wants every, he really wants it out there how Christian and virginal

he is and how he's really sticking to this. Like he's really going for this religious purity thing on camera. I thought it was interesting. I didn't really think about last week when we talked about it, but the way Stacey worded, I think it was last week when she said, it's not that he's never had sex before, but in his current relationships with women, he wants to make sure he's waiting. He worded it in just such an odd way that I don't even care if it's men or women or whatever. It's just, this man is not here for you. This man is here for image and he's here to sell something.

It seems like right now he's trying to sell that brand of Christianity that is not real. That's like selfish and only for him. It seems very fake and phony and late night salesman-y. And I know that she's a QVC person. So maybe that's their thing where it's like, oh my God, this is our thing. And maybe they're gonna be great together in that way. But he

comes across as very, very phony. He comes across as very upwardly mobile. And he's probably probably is actually trying to gain, like, not a following, but like increase his presence or his, his profile, maybe in like, like, like Christian media, you know, and so he's, he's like, maybe try to get like a talk show on one of the like the Christian networks or something like that. I mean, he's already on TV. He's

already right. I think that's why he's blasting it out. But like, he's getting it out there. Like, what a good little what a good little innocent he is. Well, we all we don't know what the ulterior motives are. But we definitely pick up on the ulterior motives by the fact that he's like, you are advancing my ulterior motives. Aren't you like you're talking, you're sharing about us by sharing about us. You're obvious. You're reminding America

that I exist, right? So they see so so Wendy comes over and states like, Oh, my God, say hi to TJ TJ. This is Wendy, Wendy. This is TJ. And Wendy's like, Oh, hi. Hi, nice to nice to meet you. Hi, TJ. She's like being very sweet. But you can be you can see she's like at this guy like, who the hell is this person? Who is this cheeseball on FaceTime? Well, Wendy does that voice she does when she's just being fake Wendy. And then she's talking to us, she's like, I don't know what the fuck is going on with them.

Yeah. What are they 10 years old at camp? Like, okay. And then she pulls in Jassy, and she's like, Jassy, say hi. And Jassy's like, we've only heard the greatest thing about you, so thank you for taking care of my friend.

Well, you're not really taking care of her, but you're in her proximity. Thanks for being in the proximity of our friend. Thank you for calling to make sure that our friend was talking about exactly what you wanted on television. That was really kind of you. And that's when Wendy's like, yeah, they give me that virgin couple at vacation Bible school, you know, realness. And then Stacey's like, okay, I

gotta go. I just wanted to say hi. And he's like, love you miss you. I know you're not going to say it, but I did. To catch that televisions. Okay, bye bye. Yeah, he definitely is angling to have like a morning show probably with Stacey where it's like good morning Bethlehem or something like that. And they're like talking like morning topics or something with mugs of coffee morning Bethlehem. Guys, we're gonna get a sports update from the three wise men.

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I kind of want to watch TJ and Stacey in the mornings. Yeah. So now Wendy is, we're all waiting for Wendy's fucking birthday to happen, which, you know, like grow up. Sorry. I know that birthday is so exciting to some people. But like, who at 40 years old? Well, 40, I guess is a big one. You know, that's what is big. She is literally growing up. You're right. You're like, grow up. It's like a different 15 minutes. She will grow up. Just really excited. So everybody, I take it back. She

deserves it for her 40th. So well, you saw me on my 40th. I was like, I'm not going you're like, you're gonna come eat crab with you're gonna come eat crawfish. It's like, all right. So um, that's right. Yeah. She's super into it. Wait, did we go to was that when we went had crawfish in Alabama? No. Oh, that was in LA by the member of the fish in a bag place by the target on the brain. I took you there for your 40th birthday. Yeah, because you already were going to dinner there with Dom's friends and you're like,

you have to come out. It's your 40th. And I was like, Oh my god, I don't even remember that. That is hilarious. That was hot and juicy crawfish, right? Yeah, I can't believe I forced you to go to hot and juicy crawfish on your 40th birthday. It was lovely. it was sweet. So anyway, I'm just like the comparison. And she's like, everybody will stay awake for my birthday. So they do, and they're all on their phones

because we're all really 13 inside. And then it's her birthday. And so they start dancing around and give her a good birthday. Yeah, she gives a little speech. She talks about how she's surrounded by love and how she's basically achieved all the things like so many things by 40. And she's really proud of it because her mom said people are only scared of their age when they haven't achieved what they wanted to do by that age. Or that's not true. Maybe they're

Yeah, or your tits are touching your knees. How about that? Yeah. Or you're just maybe you're downstairs and don't remember why I mean, there's plenty of reasons to fear it. Okay. I mean, look, I had some you know, it was like, I had like a moment when I aged out of the coveted 18 to 34 demo. And I'm like, I am no longer coveted. I'm at I'm a I'm just another demo. I'm just a sad demo. I'm a, I'm just another demo. I'm just a sad demo. I'm just, I'm just a demo low and anywhere I go, no one cares what I'm watching on TV. I get by snacks for fun, entertain all sorts of things and no one cares about my purchasing habits. I'm not. Yeah, no one cares.

I'm concluding my just a jiggle parody. We basically died already, especially in LA. I showed up here, Dad, I didn't get here till I was 28. They were like, Oh, my god, look at that walking coffin. Like, yeah, look at that person with only seven years left in the coveted demo. Actually six. So yeah, she gives us her biannual Wendy speech

where she names all of her accomplishments, her degrees, her assistant, no she didn't say assistant preferent professorship, That was shady of me. Her professorship, profession. Why can't I talk? Where I live on? She has a full I have four degrees. We know girl we know. God bless you. She has her her her web show, she has Eddie, she has children.

She almost had a restaurant with Peter. You know, she's done a lot. So now it's day two. So they celebrate hugs, dancing, fun times, it's great. Now it's the next morning at Lake Norman. Everyone's getting ready for the day. And Wendy declares that it's gonna be drama-less because it's her birthday.

And as we all know, the birthdays on the show are always drama-free. You know what I have to say? I'm really enjoying this Wendy this season. This is the most enjoyable Wendy's had in a long time. And I know part of it is just like, look, I'm cheerful Wendy because they told me to be. I get that it's partly that way, but I love the Wendy

that's commenting on everything that's going on, because she is surrounded by such insane people. And she's so funny how she comments on everything and still kind of gets into the mess. Like, she's not letting anybody getting away with her shit. She's not letting anybody get away with her shit. She still calls everybody on being wrong when they're wrong or whatever,

but she's just so fun about it and so funny about it. And it's so nice to see that. This, to me, is like a callback to the original Wendy. When Wendy first came on the show, I thought she was very funny, but she could like, you know, like, don't come for her. She will, honestly, Wendy will just sort of take you down. And she's, this is like my favorite version of Wendy.

And I think that like, I think she tried to sort of lean into the housewives thing starting in her second season when she was like happy and nice. And she really started to push that and be, she's just going down that path and I've always enjoyed her. But last season it was just, it was too, she just sort of went too far in terms of like the shrine thing, it was just it was too she just sort of went too far in terms of like the shrine thing is it was

like unpleasant to watch. And she seems sort of mired in bitterness, or at least unhappy. And it's like you said, it's really nice to see you're just sort of have kind of a reset, whether she realized, okay, I need to adjust my persona or whatever it was, she is now to me back to like what I've always loved about Wendy. So I agree with you. I think she's in a great place. Good season.

Yeah, good one. So Mia and Jacqueline go sit by the pool. And it's funny that Jacqueline is carrying towels for Mia because it's just so what the season is and she's like, um, I'm here to take care of you, Mia. And she's like, Oh, thank you. Well, what do you want to talk? And Jacqueline's like yesterday yesterday was a lot Karen is just like a tough bag.

A bag. What a bag. But a cookie is a tough cookie to crack. Oh, a bag. You have one in there. You've got to have one in that bag that you could use. Come on. She goes it just what it is what it is. But anyway, tell me what's going on with you because I forgot I'm the psychic. So what's going on in my life actually doesn't matter at all. Thanks. Thanks for acknowledging that. Well, I just like don't want to talk about

Karen anymore. You know, like, I'm good, except for the fact that I woke up this morning and Gordon is firing up all these text messages. It's only when I leave and whenever I go somewhere, he does this. So that's the thing. Like Gordon's whole thing is that when Mia goes out of town, he tries to sort of sabotage her fun times or independence by texting her incessantly and getting under her skin. Yes, and or just, you know, he's still her husband, I think.

He's just like, hey, I'm here raising our children. How are you? She's like, I love you, Gordon. I can't wait to see you. I'll call you in five minutes. Why don't you call me? God, Gordon is such a stalker. He's always asking, yeah, always acting like I love him or something.

So basically he's mad because he was scrolling through Instagram and he went all the way back to April, which I don't really know what the month is right now, but, um, wait, well let's see, Wendy Osefo's birthday. I don't know why this matters. Well, it's gotta be like around May because there was a graduation, May or June. So it wasn't that long ago, in other words, right?

Patrion Gown celebration. May 21st. Yeah, so it's long ago, in other words, right? Pat Van Gaal in Celebration Van Gaal. May 21st. Yeah, so it's like a month. It's been a month. He was like, can you believe it? It was all the way back in April. So it wasn't that long. What a stalker. So he was scrolling through and he found a screenshot of an IG post with the caption,

it feels so good to be in love with someone that makes me feel loved. This man has my whole heart and I feel so happy. And I got my best friend back too. Hashtag complete. Me amore. Next chapter. Yeah, I wonder why that would be hurtful. You're still husband. I wonder why he's annoyed. So that you completely deserted the second he was broke and now sick. You got two things and then deserted his ass for the new boyfriend.

Well, the broke part, like, that's his end of the deal. Like, we all know what the arrangement was in this marriage, and if he can't hold up his end of the deal, she's allowed to bolt. But, um, Jacqueline... Agree, I'm not, I'm not a part, I'm not disagreeing with her bolting. I supported that.

But the whole life, I can't believe he's her. Yeah. I mean, you're not only moving on, you're flaunting it as much as you can, even in your hashtags. It's like, that's what you do when you really hate your ex, you know? Yeah. And everyone's sort of clocked her for it, sort of politely or subtly. And Jacqueline does it right here.

And she's like, you know, um... She's like, yeah, you still haven't really left a side. I mean, you guys literally live in the same building. And she tells us Mia is like very, very spoiled and Mia likes Gordon to wait on her hand and foot. And he has done that since the first date and he still does that to this day. But if Mia wants to get this relationship with ink and make it permanent, I feel like she needs to kind of like cut the umbilical cord and let me be the one to wait on our hand and foot. I mean, hello, towels do not transport themselves to the pool.

Here comes one right now. So Mia's like, well, he also asked if he was going to turn into an LLC now that that was more viable with the tax situation. And he asked Ink if also he's going to be in Charlotte. And then he said, I don't know, I'm having a hard time believing anything you say at this moment in time. And Jacqueline's like, why? What have you been saying? Nothing.

She goes, are you telling him you love him? She goes, well, of course. I mean, I'm telling you, I love him. I mean, today I did. I said that to you. I said that to the burrito I ate this morning. So what? I mean, it's like, I do love him.

It's like, I tell you, I love you, but I'm not in love with you. It's like I say, God, I wish we could just be married again, but like married, like best friends and not married. I don't know why he's confused. So Jacqueline's like, Yeah, you need to stop saying all of this. Because for someone who's not over you, you need to tread very lightly with the words you say, because, you know, he really wants a second chance and he wants to get you back. And that's why like him seeing ink around you and like with the kids like you just need to separate, create separation right now.

Me is like, it's dealing with someone with mania. I mean, the train just goes off and then they just get more destruction. I mean, come on. It's not mania. You, his feelings are hurt. Oh my God. And she's like, Oh, and the number one guideline when you're dealing with a close loved one with bipolar is to support them and make them know that they're not alone. And if he wants to be close, allow him to be close.

You just can't be with me. So if someone loves you, just lead them on. Literally, it's the doctor prescribed way to do it. She's so funny about it. It's like the second she's done with Gordon, she's like, He spoke to me in five different voices today. I'm not really sure what to do, but I'm trying to find a jacket for him so he could feel comfortable where the sleeves are sewn together. I mean, can't move.

And then I didn't say anything and then he just goes, you know, you know, say you're at my side and I'm beginning to believe you're keeping me close. He said to me, I'm beginning to believe you're keeping me close to help your life more easy be more easy. And Jacqueline's like, Yeah, I kind of agree with that. She's like, but like, he's the father, my kids, like, of course, he's supposed to make my life more easy. What are you talking about, Jacqueline? Yeah. You can't call him a babysitter when he's the father. And she's like, I could hire a nanny. And Jacqueline's like, yeah, well, you probably should. And she's,

Gordon was saying that this post makes me question a lot of things regarding our life. Like, she's like, oh my God, like it's seven in the morning. things regarding our life like, oh my god, like it's seven in the morning. And Jacqueline's like, yeah, but like, he's like, clearly not over you. And he's having a hard time and he feels like you're using him. But like, I don't get that part because he's even said and I have like messages. He's like, said, like, thank you so much for being there for me. And like, thank you so much for taking care of me and how I'm like, how am I like using him if I'm like helping him? I'm like, I feel like, dude, you need help me. And yeah, am I right?

And Jacqueline's like, you are financially supporting him, so he should be watching the kids, you know what I mean? And she's like, yeah, if anyone's getting used, it's me. And she says, yeah, you know, yeah, you know, they're basically just like, yeah, if anyone's getting used, it's me. And she says, yeah, you know, yeah, you know, they're basically just like, Jack is basically like, okay, I've basically spoken out against you. And now as a sidekick, it's my duty to come back

and agree with everything you say. So I'm back in the fold. So then we go- Right, I was trying to disagree with you and it was extremely uncomfortable. So let's go back to the other way. I'm gonna go back to the other way. I'm gonna go back to the other way. So now we go up to Bethesda

for Angel and Dora's cap and gown ceremony. And it's like a cell phone footage and the girls graduate, it's lovely. Giselle and Jamal have like a little, like looks like they have a little function, a little luncheon or something for the girls. Giselle looks as tired of this storyline as I am. I mean, by the time she gets up there to give this speech,

she's like, "'We are so lucky to have two wonderful daughters. They are so great.'" And Jamal's like, "'Yeah, we've got two children who have never stayed out past curfew, or never snuck out at night, at least that I know of.'" And she goes, "' yeah, they did that. What the fuck are you talking about?

You didn't raise those children? It's like, yeah, look at these kids, never sneaking in. You weren't there, sir, okay? He's like, I did raise them. 75% of this speech. Excuse me. He gave them Nicki Minaj tickets and aid and a management share of Arizona's which came with free refills.

That's true. Okay, you can get 80% of the time of the speech, but Gisele's just exhausted. She's like, now here are my children. We're so proud. I mean, I felt it was nice seeing it, but I basically felt like this same as I do every graduation, do it in the mail. You know what I mean? I felt it was nice seeing it, but I basically felt like this, same as I do every graduation, do it in the mail. You know what I mean? Like this is my day worth spending. Yeah, it was very nice. Obviously like Gisele's daughters are three of the best like children on Bravo,

but like we did sort of see this last year. I know, you know, I liked that this had a moment. It was fine, but I just had a feeling of dread knowing that it's it's going to continue all season long. It's like, Oh, here come Angel and door shopping for college, Angel and a door, getting sweatshirts, Angel and a door. Going to Starbucks for the last time. And tell me what I live under Gisele's roof, it's gonna just keep on going. And

like, I don't need it. Like I just like send them off. Godspeed. Yeah, it's life. But you know, it's not part of life that I like to take part in. So same, same on TV. So then like Norma day two, there's a breakfast buffet. So now it's like, Wendy, it's still your birthday. It's like, Oh my God, everybody, it's my first day being party, wow. And she's like, I'm just so loved. I just, my phone's been ringing. I'm just, oh God, everyone's just making me feel so special. Okay, you know, happy birthday.

You know, congrats on your asshole because we've all got those as well. Yeah. And Ashley is like, so, like any bucket list things that you wanna do for your 40th year? And she's like, um, jump out of the plane. Has anybody done it? You've done it, right?

Ashley. She's like, yeah, it's not near death. You just like literally fall at terminal velocity. So you just don't feel like you're suspended in midair. It was sort of like the emotional state I had to put myself in to be married to Michael for all those years. But she actually loved it. She was like, yeah, you just like so much and come down.

We had so much fun. It was like our second day back in 2012. And then when we got down from skydiving, we really did some diving. Yeah, it was so hot. We had the best. Wink, wink. I know you don't know what I'm talking about. But yeah, it was inside me swishing around.

I was like, oh my God, how can you go hard and soft so fast? Like, what are you a finger puppet? It was crazy. Oh, God, how can he go hard and soft so fast? Like, what are you, a finger puppet? It was crazy. Oh, God, it was so sexy. I just want to think about it over. And I was like, OK, could you stop rolling around in the Michael Seck story while you're still trying to make us believe that you're

a single woman who's about to have a dating show on television? I know. Yeah, well, the skydiving instructor did say it was the first time his ass had been groped while falling from a plane. So that was exciting, well, the skydiving instructor did say it was the first time his ass had been grew up while falling from a plane. So that was exciting too for him.

I've seen so many men run from Michael, but that was the first man I saw fly away from Michael. So it was a pretty momentous day. So so when Wendy's basically asking me, uh, Wendy asked me what the plan is for the rest of the day. And Mia's like, oh yeah, there's gonna be some chilling by the pool. And then she came in, she's like, and then it like went dirty. I'm going to take you guys to like one of my very first doctor offices that I opened here in Charlotte. And everyone's like doctors office, she's like, yeah, Dr. McDaddy is the actual doctor. Now listen, we know that Mia

lies. This is her Mia's whole thing. Every season. Mia just lies every episode. Mia just lies. And then when you confront her about it, because well, I guess I wasn't totally telling the truth. You got to do if you're gonna lie, do better than coming up with McDaddy. That was worse than me trying to finish my just a Jigglelope song parody. Okay. But aren't they going to go meet this doctor? I think he's going

to be rule he's going to be real. Because she's like, I want to go show you this doctor Dr. McDaddy's like, are you just Dr. Dr. McDaddy's. You're like, are you just reading bad recaps about Grey's Anatomy? McSteamy? McDaddy? Yeah, I think his name is actually spelled McDaddy, but she is like, Dr. McDaddy. I love that Mia is just wanting everybody to believe that she's like, you know, opening doctor's offices all over the country and stripping at the Stakeham Obstacle Place at the same time. Like, what? What is going on there? Not to say, you know, like a lot of strippers

are like, you know, brilliant lawyers now, you know, I'm not taking anything away from that. You know that I love a stripper. I always have. But this whole, this media, just her, the first doctor's office I own. Oh, okay. Okay. Also, crack the backstores are not off the doctor's offices. I know. But although the funny thing is, like, I may go to the joint care practice later today. I'm gonna be thinking about me the entire time. So Karen is, Karen's like, my daddy, my daddy, does my daddy, my daddy got mcho with him. So then

Giselle FaceTime's in, they're all having breakfast and Giselle FaceTime's in to say happy birthday. And she says she is at the airport to fly in and I'm like, I don't understand the timing of this. If it's breakfast in the same time zone, because it is the same time zone. How did you already have a cap and gown ceremony and some sort of reception afterwards? I smell funny business. This is the next day, right? So I think she flew out there in the day, went to the cap and gown ceremony, had dinner,

and then flew back right in the morning, right? No, Giselle flew out at night. Remember, they were on the boat, and Giselle was like, I'm leaving you all. And so she left at night and was like, I'm gonna come back the next day. But she's calling saying she's at the airport, but it's the morning, unless they're having a brunch at like 12.

But that's still look like happy gown ceremonies can start at like 10 a.m. And then it's going to be done by noon. And then you have lunch like it's all everything is wrapped up by three. So the timing is off for me. And I feel like I want answers. No. Yeah, I don't. I don't really care. You know what, Ronnie? You and literally every other person,

but for me, I want answers. Well, I hope you get them, damn it. So then Wendy's like, look at me, buddy, it's my best friend, just say oh, ha ha ha ha ha, I knew that. And they're doing this thing, it's like we've really come a long way. You guys have liked each other for five minutes, okay?

Yeah. Good to me. And Wendy's like, this is a symbol of how I want my 40th to be. Just then, forgiving, moving forward, being open. Okay, bye. Click. So then Jacqueline's like, wow, you know, when you hold grudges

and you don't let go of things, it's only going to make you bitter and nasty and mean. And they're like, -"Oh, she's talking about Karen." Yeah. Wendy's birthday request is immediately shot down by Jacqueline. And they're like, -"Oh, my God." And Jacqueline's like, -"Yeah, you just gotta let things go."

And Mia's like, -"Yeah, when you hold grudges, it's gonna make you a bitter old bitch, like Dr. McDaddy's wife. So Stacy's like, are you talking about Karen, our sweet, wonderful Karen Huger? And then it like the camera like pans over to Karen and she's staring at the camera like a sock puppet like just doing that thing. Yeah, where she sucks in her teeth,

so she's like, mm-hmm, why would they think they're talking about me without talking about somebody old? What was that for? And Ashley's like, Jacqueline, are you alluding to anything else? No, I'm not talking about Karen. I'm just saying in general. And Karen's like, well, I'm not having fun. This is to us. I'm not having fun. First, I had to fight off Jacqueline. And then Mia came at me with three haunting

stories. She thought she had, ding, ding. And then on top of that, my alleged situation. I'm going to make the best of it. I'm going to meditation. I'm going to make it through. I'm going to go home. Karen, please stop driving the table in a curve. I'm so sorry. I'm stopping the table in a curb. I'm so sorry. I'm stopping the table. So Kierna who's who's who's also here is like, Well, I think that like Karen needs a goddamn break this morning because after last night's episode, like what the hell was that me? I like not a three year throwback. Honey, I am still gagged this morning. So then jassy is like, Yeah, I was gonna say I am so over the

Karen conversation. Hey, did that like put me a little bit ahead of Kierna and the race for a flute? No? Okay. Tsh-sh. So then Karen was like, yeah, yeah, that was a little low. And Mia was like, well, remember this is boot camp. This is how you give girlfriends boot camp.

Karen gave it to me. No, she didn't. Karen did not do that. When you were on Karen stood by you through everything. Yeah. Yeah. Wendy gave it to me. No, she didn't. Karen did not do that. When you were on, Karen stood by you through everything. Yeah, what are you talking about? Wendy gave it to you. Like this is Mia hazing newbies. And I'm like, I'm sorry, Mia.

Like in my mind, Mia still is a newbie. Even though this is, I think, her fourth season on the show. And I just think it's like, I think it's shitty, first of all, because I don't think there should be hazing on these shows. Not because I'm taking some sort of sanctimonious stance on hazing But we're supposed to be watching a show that's about people coexisting and I'm not here to watch people

hazing newbies for being on a TV show like I'm not I don't care about your Politics of how you like for screen time like you should just your job is that you show up and you interact with people So I don't like it when Mia does it. I don't like it when Heather gay does it to Bronwyn either, I would like to add. So I think it's just like, Hayes is bad. No one should be hazed anyway. You know, kids die like that. I've seen my I saw a Lifetime movie about that about somebody getting hasty death. I think they died in the toilet. I

mean, what a way to go just to get into some stupid fucking, you know, Delta Delta, whatever the fuck it is. Delta Delta. Although those girls are all very nice. My niece is in a sorority and they just like, you know what they do? They paint banners. She's on banner club and they paint banners and they're like, Hey girl, my girl. And they're so nice to each other. I just can't imagine them injecting each other with drugs or like making them fuck horses or any of the other vile things that me is making these girls do. That's how they get you. Well, and the banner does say hazing

starts here. So it's a little weird. But banners are like, get ready to fuck a horse. I mean, obviously hazing is bad. But also, I just think it's like hazing on a TV show is stupid Like they're just better things to do and like like we're not tuning in here to watch you haze a newbie Like we're tuning in to watch you have like actual Ridiculous other ridiculous interactions that pertain to stuff that actually is on the show not like how you feel about packing order Behind the scenes so but that's what Mia

is doing she's basically hazing Kierna you know throwing her in the bunk bedroom and talking down to her here and Kierna I have to say this was a great episode for Kierna because Kierna is not gonna take it and Kierna proved why she actually of all the newbies that are on this season why she is one of the people who actually nabbed a champagne flute because she is basically like holds her ground and it's like, fuck you Mia. And she basically I think that she actually as they would say, gathered Mia. Yeah, she was. Mia's like, well, she sent me through boot camp and I passed and I got

my flute and we're working on yours still. She goes, oh, you wanted a flute, you needed a flute, I don't need a flute, I'm happy. And Mia's like, um, I don't need one, let's be clear. She goes, are you sure? Because that triangle is very, very interesting. Which is interesting because she's saying, oh, you don't need a flute yet, you're trying to hold your job

by pretending you're in a threesome triangle with your old man husband and your LLC. Come on. Yeah. So then Mia does a classic Mia thing, which is she just sort of pull something out of hat. Oh yeah, you want to talk about your drug dealer boyfriend maybe. And Karen was like, Oh, and what drug dealer is that?

She goes, Oh, don't worry. Don't come for me. She goes, No, which one? Which one? And then she's like, Well, by the way, I mean, that rumor has gone around, like people have said, and I don't know if it's now or in the past that you dated a drug dealer. I'm like, I guarantee the people who said it was Mia.

Yeah, it was doing exactly what Karen, she was accusing Karen of doing, which is, you know, having something in your, you know, little file that you're ready to pull out news. So she's been at least trained well. Uh, so she has that. That's what, that's the big thing about Skyrna against Kyra that she used to date a drug dealer, which in my, you know, look, here's what I say. Yeah. I dated someone with a job, which is more than I can say for a lot of you at this point.

Exactly. Get off my entrepreneur X. Okay. And Kierna now is like, well, the man I'm dating now is a licensed clinical social worker, which is like, aha, I negate all all drug dealer, you know, rumors, because I have a clinical social worker, which is very virtuous. So Mia's like, yeah, but the one in the past and she's like, Okay, well, what's in your past? And she goes, Oh, well, I'm a stripper. I was an extra virtual entrepreneur, self made millionaire. You know, I have to say Dr. Mcdabby one more time? And

Karen has love. Well, she can't she made herself Mary Gordon. Karen is like, I love all entrepreneurs. I always have to say, Oh, I didn't have to go to the streets. Yes, you did. And Kierna says, Oh, okay, well, that is the streets. That's about as street as you can get. Which this is, this is the part where Mia starts also arguing with potato salad, because now after everything that Mia says, she takes an enormous scoop of potato salad and was

like, puts it in her mouth like, aha.huh. But because she never, because Kierna is sort of like, keeps coming back to her, Mia winds up having to take a lot of potato salad. She's like, okay, well, this will be the final potato salad bite. And that is that. And Kierna will be like, well, one more thing. She's like, okay, well, I guess I'll have to have another scoop of potato salad to It's a close, healthiest argument. Hwk! BLAIR She's like Pac-Man-ing that shit because Kierna wanted to see. TREVOR She's like, what part of me eating this giant scoop of potato salad

means the argument continues on? It is over. Hwk! We know that you know about the streets. Stitches. Hwk! Oh, she goes, we know you know about the streets. Stitches. And then she points to her forehead.

I'm like, oh, no, no. And Kierna's like, oh, you weren't that far when you assaulted Wendy. Keep it cute, the face, the glass. Keep it cute, the face. And Wendy's like, to call someone stitches who went through a traumatic experience in the GNA event. Which was that sentence.

And then to use that name in a mocking type of way, that's pretty low. I mean, it's like, I'm just saving a fact, Stacey. And then by the way, in the midst of this, Stacey is like, I just don't know what's going on. I think the only reason Kay called Mia strippers because she called her man a drug dealer. I mean, who knows what's true? Well, I guess it is true that Mia was a stripper, right? Well, okay. Well, I don't really know what to go with this, but just don't let TG watch

this. So wait, then her boyfriend, was he, oh, I don't know what to do with you being, she just like throws her hands up in the air. She's like, okay, so we've got a stripper fighting with the girl, the ex-girlfriend of a drug dealer. What the fuck do you want me to say? We're, we're not going to put this on the sizzle reel for Good Morning Bethlehem, are we? So, so Karen is like, she's like, she's so I'm sorry. So Mia is like, I'm just saying that. And Karen was like, well, she elevated it in the moment. And Jacqueline goes, we don't harp on people's pass. I'm like, all you and Mia do is talk about

the good old days at Lake Norman. That is your story about who, like, who, the time that, like Mia's up with Ink and you were in the other room. What time you slept with Ink and Mia was in the other room or the time that both of you guys slept with McDaddy or whatever. So don't talk about you, don't talk about people's pass. And Wendy's like, oh really, we don't hop on people's pass?

Say that to your friend. What do you mean your friend? Mia, the one And Wendy's like, Oh, really, we don't hop on people's past. Say that to your friend, what do you mean your friend Mia, the one who brought brought up that she used, you know, who can use today and because Jacqueline's like, I can't believe that you're now would bring up me as past. Yeah, you just did a rewind of five minutes ago with Jacqueline just doing that. So then or Mia just doing that. So then, um, or Mia just doing that. So then, um, she's, Wendy is like, do you understand?

She goes, but I thought that she was the one who initiated it. And she goes, no, Mia did. And she goes, yeah, I sure did. Can someone please cut the potatoes out? I've used up my scene ending scoops. This is so, so funny. So they're like, okay, guys, let's concentrate on Wendy's birthday.

And then Ashley goes, okay, but I want to ask you a question. Do you have a scar on your forehead? And she's like, I do, I do. I still have one. And all of you people asking me about a goddamn scar. She goes, because I want to know, like, what did you use? That's all I ask, because you have a skincare line, right? Does it miraculously get rid of scars? How deep does the scar have to be before your skincare stops working on it?

And Karen was like, don't ask me shit about my scar. And I said, well, you know, because you have a skincare line, so I want you to be able to promote it. I also want to remind people that your beautiful face now has a flaw on it because of the fight that you got into. She's like, you know, because you have a skincare line. So I want you to be able to promote it. I also want to remind people that your beautiful face now has a flaw in it because of the fight that you got into. So you know what, don't ask me a thing about my scar. Do not ask me about my scar. So she gets away and she's crying and she's like, Why? What's wrong with my scar? What's wrong with saying that? She's like, Don't ask me shit

about my scar. Don't ask me about it. I was just asking the 1-800 number to her company that he'll scar it so miraculously. I don't understand. Have you brought your scar to McAddy yet? I hear he's also a dermatologist. So of course, Ashley's so innocent. She was just trying to be helpful. I mean, I don't do with the big deal.

The big deal is she got that scar from somebody you brought on the show to cause shit, and now you're trying to give her shit and say that she doesn't have a scar and that this whole thing has been drama to stay on the show. Ashley. See what Ashley just stays so innocent all the time. So then, now they move on to who wears glasses. So Jazzy's like, you wear glasses, and Ashley's like, no, I didn't see anything. And Jazzy goes, oh, so you don't wear seeing glasses? Well, if you actually look at her head, you would see the scar, okay?

Oh, that's why you're asking about glasses. No, I did look at her head and I didn't see one. BLAIR Well, it's funny that you mentioned glasses because I am thinking about opening up a lens mark down here with Dr. McDonny. And so Kierna's like, I don't give a fuck about me and her little antics. Okay, Ashley shouldn't be asking me anything about my face. She just shouldn't be. So

Wendy hugs her and consoles her and Kieran is basically like, you know what, like Ashley, like, why are you asking me like you clearly know the cause of my scar, like you shouldn't even be mentioning anything about my face. You should actually just shut the fuck up. Yeah, especially because it was your ex friend and she's like, it was very serious and I live with a form of a scar every single day.

Well, what does that mean? Now you've got me wondering, what is a form of a scar? What the fuck is that? It's the form of a scar, a new book by Nicholas Sparks. So then Stacy- You make cakes in it and you put the cake batter in and you cook it in the form of a scar and it comes out and looks like a scar.

Hello, I would like to apply to have a scar on my face. Did you fill out your forms? Oh, I didn't realize I had to have a form of a scar. Okay, one moment please. America's Best Dance Crew, you did amazing. What wonderful form of a scar you've got. You're going through to the next round.

So Stacey's like, Mia, Mia, we were just in your company with your friends last night and they were elevating you and it was so beautiful. So can we please try to keep that spirit this morning? Can we just keep the spirit positive and light this morning? You guys, seriously, it is a lot. So Kieran is like, Okay, well, you know, I planned on having fun and I still plan on having fun. But Ashley, as far as you asked me anything about my face, and any scars that I have, or any other personal thing that is totally fucking off limits for you and I. Okay, Jacqueline just going, but wait, how did it come up again? Jacqueline, you're the one who started this whole thing.

After Wendy said, I want to have a drama-free day, and you're like, yes, drama-free, otherwise it becomes old and wrinkled like a stupid old bag. Like Karen. So funny. So Karen's like, well, can I be a little messy? Okay, how do I say this? Hmm, aren't you trying to work it out with Mr. PP, Jacqueline? And we see a flashback to PP her partnered. What is it?

Patrick my partner and or Patrick. Patrick the the the the hot like parental partner. I think well he's also police so he could be PPP and just be alone that nobody paid back. By the way I paid those. I paid those, my taxes. Fuckers. That makes you an IP, your intellectual property. So Jacqueline is like, well, at this moment, we are moving in a very positive direction in terms of our co-parenting with our children

as well as our relationship. We are co-parenting our relationship. I just want to say that. And Karen is like, oh, so that's after the 25 convictions. Yeah, did you stand by him? Were you a soldier for him the way it was a soldier for me? Oh my gosh. 25. That's a number that's not even in that song from Rent. So Karen is like, I know because I sing it every day with TJ. Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes.

Thank you God. I worried about my homo card being lost there. Yours however has been revoked. Mine? You didn't know 25 was in that song? 25 is in that song. 25 is in that song. 5,000, 2,500. No, 2,500 is in the song, but not 25.

The word 25 is in that song. I was being specific about the value of 25. Okay. 525,625 minutes. By the way, for the record, I still don't have my homeowner card because I've never been able to know the numbers in that song. Like give me the McDonald's, big Macma TLT, a quarter pound of wisdom cheese, filet, a fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal McDonald's, 50 Goldie French fries, regular, or larger size.

I could do that. No, that's just general body dysmorphia. 235, 49, 36 divided by three is a number that is an infinitesimal place. That's it. I'm taking away your boyfriend until you learn that song and watch your magnolias. Someone on Reddit like a month ago was like, I hate when Ben sings. And I'm like, I'm sorry, everyone. It's doubling down today. Oh, really? Yeah. Who would say such a thing? What monster? I've say such a thing? What monsters? Who would say that?

I've got such a beautiful voice. Girl, don't even listen to that. Well, I'm really not. My little Barbara. Because I am singing today. My own little Barbara. Papa, can you hear me? So Jacqueline's like, okay, well, it was just an internal investigation within the police

department. They weren't like public. They weren't public charges or anything like that. He ended up losing his position. He's moved past it and now he has a new position as a police officer. So it's quite funny to me that Karen had to dig up some old information. Really, that's what me and she said, Karen has, I think it's even worse when it's a cop. Isn't it?

Yeah. You, you just said that he failed upwards basically. Like there was an internal review. He was reprimanded. He'd lost his position because of what happened. And now he has another position. It's like the Catholics are running it over there. Jesus Christ. So Karen's like, Jacqueline has been nothing but an enemy to me this year to spew things that are not factual about my life. And I respond by spewing facts about your life, the facts of life. Who would have thought there was a natural comeback?

What comeback? Oh, by the way, you take the good, you take the bad. Ray, come take the rest, Ray. Very busy. I wanted to say something about Catholicism, because I don't know why that came up again, Catholics. Oh, yeah, because moving molesters to different towns. Oh, right, right, right.

Because I was like Catholic Church, who would like to use that? Once you've been to another church, the services are much slower. So why would you go back to Catholicism where services can be hours and hours? Okay, I say that because I went to Catholic school when I was younger. I went to like 20 schools, by the way, but I went to Catholic school when I was a freshman. Girl, those services were so long, and it was all the time, it was constant. And we had a lot of Catholics like, Ronnie, how dare you? My service is an hour and a half tops. Here's how long church should be. On the car radio on the way to McDonald's for five minutes. That's

it. Jesus loves you, be nice to each other. Y'all do what you need to do. Give me your 10%. Help other people. We're done here, eat your Big Mac. That's why we need Good Morning Bethlehem because that way you get all the church you need at the kitchen table. You can proceed onwards. So yeah, I saw some people were like, wait a second,

my Catholic service is on our tops. So I was like, Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie got into trouble. Ronnie got into trouble. It's like when you watch a peacock show and they're an hour instead of 42 minutes. It's too long. Okay, I need the easy, cool church version where they play a couple of rock songs poorly on their big Megatron screen. And I'm sitting in a movie theater recliner that shilts and reverses. And it's like, why does three of me and I get a big gulp? Okay, that's true. You need to join Mosaic in Hollywood. And then what you can do is you can talk to the cool preacher, the cool pastor who wears capri pants and has his head shaved on the sides, but it's like long on the front and flopped over to the side. And he can be like,

hey guys, let's go to the coffee shop across the street and talk about the Lord. And then they sit at a table and while you're sitting there trying to enjoy your coffee and peace, you have a bunch of 22-year-old future stars at the CW talking to this guy about like, you know what, Jesus, just like awesome, right? Like, yeah, Jesus, like awesome.

I'm not saying this is my personal experience with the Mosaic Church, but I'm not saying it guy about like, you know what, Jesus is just like awesome, right? Like yeah, Jesus is like awesome. I'm not saying this is my personal experience with the Mosaic Church, but I'm not saying it didn't happen either. That name has always cracked me out because it's just like a bunch of really beautiful broken pieces. Yeah.

Mosaic is the church in Hollywood where people like when all the youngins come to Hollywood to make it big all these Beautiful beautiful youngins they come to Hollywood to make it big but they still want to do churchy things so they join mosaic and it's all these like beautiful people who love going across the street to the coffee shop and they just sit there and talk about Jesus and like but in like a way that's like, not very spiritual to like, man, Jesus just like, so dope. Like, he's literally like, so cool. Like, I wish I could like, hang out with Jesus. And you're sitting there like, I just want to have my coffee. We have to talk about this all the time.

Right next to me. Well, I'll tell you one thing that Jesus is goal weight. That's what I would say in the coffee shop. How does he do it? Okay, so Karen brings up the PPP thing and she's like, you know, Jacqueline has been nothing but an enemy to me this year and to spew things that are not factual about my life, I respond by spewing facts about your life. What do you think about that? And she's like, so did you stand by him? And she goes, yes. And she's like, well, I was told that you left him because of those 25 starters, which is my birthday year, 25, 25, 10, and a two, two.

Or two. Two, two, one, one. I just celebrated my triple 25 minus triple five. And Jacqueline's like, well, you need to get your facts and maybe your math straight. And she's like, well, you need to talk to facts and maybe your math straight. And she's like, well, you need to talk to Mia because that was a miraculous recovery last night at the table when she saved your ass, supposedly by throwing me under the bus.

Little does she realize that I am a fence and I am not well driven over by a bus unless maybe I'm driving it. And Mia's like, well, Jacqueline stood by that man. She rebuilt that man. She got hurt by that man. She rebuilt that man. She got hurt by that man. That man hurt her again. Then she stood outside and he ran her over.

Then he put her on a bicycle so she could still get home, but then ran over the bike. And she still stood by that man. So she's loyal. For now. When is that like Hold on, Mia. So you're here trying to point out how my friend dated a drug dealer, but your best friend has 25 convictions. I need to get some more sugar.

I'm going to call Giselle. It's much more of a productive conversation. Yeah. So then Jacqueline's like, you need to get your facts straight. Jacqueline, you need to get your goddamn facts straight. You are so bad at this. Jacqueline is so bad at this that it's actually fun to watch. I love that they're leaning into Jacqueline just terrible at Housewifery.

So Karen's like, you need to talk to me. You need to talk to me because that was a miraculous recovery last night at the table when you saved her eyes. And supposedly by throwing me under the bus, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy She's like, so many times you're gonna put me up against the ropes and I'm gonna swing. I'm gonna swing and swing and swing and swing. Don't fuck with me, I'm a million dollar baby, a triple 20 baby. I love that they're like, Karen's a boxer and then she's like in boxing gloves.

You bet your ass I am. So Jacqueline's like, well, because he was a police officer and because he had different accounts that happened to him in a very racist police department, it literally happened like, I don't know, damn, six or seven years ago. And now she goes, Yeah, everybody has a pass. And he just starts laughing. Oh, okay. Everybody has a pass. Yeah, now. Okay, it's all okay. Everyone has a pass. Okay. And everyone's like laughing and everything. And Jacqueline's like, well, I can't believe Karen, you would bring up someone, somebody that's not even here at this table. You came for the father of my children.

You're a horrible person to bring up something that that that that the person is not even here to defend and kind of like, well, you're a sink driven in white and pure snow. Get the fuck out of here. and pure snow. Get the fuck out of here. I literally said one thing to you, Karen. Why'd you have to take it to this level? She goes, you haven't said anything to me.

You went around this group defaming me and you thought it wouldn't get back to me, but well, I'm well respected in this group. Look at them all. Look at them all listening to me. Okay, get off your phones. Mom was talking. Here's some more Uber cards for you, Karen. I'm very well respected.

Um, I'm sorry, I just wanted to wear this, um, hashtag tax evasion shirt that Giselle made you a few years ago, because we're friends now. How dare you? And Jacqueline's like, okay, with her two DUIs. And then she keeps, Jacqueline, by the way, keeps getting up and moving and then getting up and walking off and coming right back. She's her floppery is hilarious and Karen's like I don't have to be wise thing back. So Stacy tells us clearly Jacqueline pushed Karen to the edge because now she's talking

about other people's court cases and right now I feel like it's just kind of justified accusing someone of being drunk when they're literally fighting for their life and their reputation and their freedom about a court case that involves drunk driving. You're poking the bear. Come on, Jacqueline. You started it. I love that Stacey's down that place where she's like, this is all wrong, but this is better than that because she was making fun of drunk driving allegations.

So she kind of earned it. So then they just keep going on. But Karen has won this one for sure. Jacqueline looks like an idiot. And she's trying to, you know, say defamation. And oh, he's not sitting at this table. So Wendy's like, Well, you all want to talk about her ex boyfriend that was defamation. And so you know, it's just going back and forth. Yeah, like, don't forget, like she's they start with Kierna. Oh, shut up. Just shut up.

It was a fake comment. Shut your ass up. No, no, not me yelling to calm the fuck down. She's like, shut up. You shut up. You shut up. You shut up. You shut up. Shut up. Shut up. And then like they're like yelling and then Stacey goes, it is her birthday. It is her birthday. Show some respect. Stacey, Stacey is horrified at all times. It's such a fun angle for this show. So then, Derek, okay, it's my birthday. Yes, Wendy, we know. So then Jacqueline is still trying to go that is low. That was so low.

And one thing I'm going to do is I'm going to fight for people I love and I love Patrick and he didn't deserve that. He probably didn't deserve another job either, but he got it. So you know, I haven't seen all the evidence, but that's a lot of counts. Well you thought that just because I'm a nice person, you can fuck with me. Well, don't do it. And Jack is like, well, and he's always told me, leave Karen alone.

I love Karen. Oh, sure, sure, Patrick. She'll talk to you, I'm sure, yes. And so Wendy's like, okay, well, can we do a toast? Can we do a toast here, a toast to happiness? And she goes, let us toast to happiness and the World Wide Web.

And they're all like, to the World Wide Web. So're like to the World Wide Web. So now it's time to get up from the table and Jazzy is talking to Karen and Kierna. And Kierna is like, you know how I feel about my face. And then I have this bitch who's like, you know, who looks like rocks between. She says, no, then I got a bitch who looked like rocks been thrown at her face. She says, no, then I got a bitch who looked like rocks been thrown at her face. Talking about my goddamn scar. She's like, are you okay?

That bitch looks like she has a rock thrown at her face. That's so funny. I think like finally like we're getting like Karen is truly emerging and like the the camera that has emerged is she has a way with words that is really great. Like she had a like several like over the candidate that has emerged is she has a way with words that is really great like she had a like several and like over the course of this argument so She goes with Chaz it goes wait who did that she goes rocks her under her face. I'm talking about me. I just oh Yeah

Face right yes, Which makes it absolutely hilarious. That's how she interprets crater face. Like actual craters thrown in her face. She's actually throwing the back story of the craters. Yeah, rocks, little asteroids went at Mia's face. That kills me. So then Jacqueline's talking to Ash and she goes, the fact that she keeps throwing salt about something that she's having issues with.

I love how Jacqueline always does half a metaphor, like not rubbing salt in the middle of the ladder. She's like what she called Karen a bag before like a tough bag and now she's like now she's throwing salt or throwing salt about something. A cookie that you can, she's like that is one that is an uncrackable cookie. No use crying over spilled salt, am I right? So then, back to Karen, Karen's like, well, I don't relish what I just had to do, but call me a hot dog and squeeze it on me again because I'm in. And Stacy's like, your hands were forced, Karen. They were forced.

It's just, well, I don't start it. I finished it. Someone better finish this hot dog before I get more relish squirted on me. Like I said to that traffic median, I'm going to finish you right now, because I'm driving over you, literally. So Wendy's like, you know what? She couldn't handle it. She was squirming.

She got up, she moved to a different seat. You totally won. And Stacy's like, she could not even sit next to you. Unlike TJ, I cannot wait to sit next to that man, that hunk of hunk of man." Karen's like, well, we are better than Jacqueline and her behavior towards me in the circle and I don't throw rumors up, I throw facts up

and also lies, a little bit of rumors too now that I think about it. All of this is black and white. Yeah, so then Jacqueline is talking to me and Ashley and she's deflecting and I mean, it's like, yeah, like Karen said, he has 25 counts and she goes you know, she's like she's deflecting and means like yeah, like Karen said he has 25 Counts and she goes no, there's not 25 counts It's just well she has a and we can read her counts and that she's like, yeah, that's a difference So Mia pulls out the evidence, you know very quickly charges

She just has that ready by the way, like me a friend of Karen and she's and she's like she has the documents ready at a moment's notice right she's like yeah well look at this negligent driving in careless and prudent manner endangering property life and person and Jacqueline's like right she's endangering people's lives I'm gonna use that against her next and Mia's like reckless driving vehicle in wanton in milford district orange is 80 in person and property driving vehicle in wanton in milfold, disfingard, and disincty in person and property driving vehicle on the highway with suspended registration. I mean, it just goes on and on.

And Jacqueline's like, yeah, don't throw stones. She goes, don't throw glasses if you, don't throw glass at a glass house. Don't put glasses on glass houses because they can already see because they're made out of glass. She was like, what is it? What's the saying? Mia's like, I don't know. She's like, don't throw stones at glass houses. That is not it either. Yeah, I mean, you shouldn't. You shouldn't throw stones at any house. Mia's like, as someone who's had some rocks thrown in her face recently, I really object to

this metaphor. And Mia's like, don't be coming for people when your shit is stinky. Jack thing goes, unless your home is together and perfect. No, that's mixing it too. Unless your home is perfect and also made of glass, don't throw shit in it with salt. It's like, no, huh. So then Karen is like, Oh, don't take a page out of my book.

Don't don't but if you ever do have to defend yourself fight fire with fire. Got it. And so Stacy's like, Oh, I'm gonna carry the cape for the day in the grand dom school of house wiping. So then so Stacy goes over to join the other room. So she's like, so why does everyone have a hard on for my friend Karen, who's never done anything but be wonderful? And Mia's like, oh, you better be careful

with what you're defending. Driving with a suspended registration, illegal. Throwing glasses in poop houses. Driving while impaired by alcohol. Being cookies that you can't cut anything about this. Which is a lie. You literally just talked about how Karen has these, you've been talking about all season now, Karen has these charges. But it's the moment that Mia says,

is this what you stand for? And Stacey has to realize that like, you know, as a public person in the, in the public space, you know, you're not just a public person, you're a public person. You're a public person. You're a public person. You're a public person. You're a public person. You're a public person. in that Karen has these charges but it's the moment that Mia says is this what you stand for and Stacey has to realize that like you know as a public person in the QVC nation that she may be linked with such a thing you can see this instantly rattles her that like now it's like it's not that

Karen has a DUI it's that Stacey is a DUI apologist so Stacey's like, I mean, it's charge after charge after charge. I mean, we're not talking about injuring yourself, being on the road and perhaps hurting other or killing other people. Is this drinking issue really an issue? I don't know. So you're bringing it up to say you're concerned about her because that's the difference. I don't want to tear Karen down. And Jacqueline's like, Oh yeah, we're very concerned. I've said that multiple times. And me is like, I think we need to take her to rehab. A mania. Rehab? I think she needs help with the mania, the mania and the ramp. Gordon is bipolar and Karen is by drunker.

She's extremely drunk. Karen's so by drunk that she would have sex with two different alcohols at one time. It's bad. It is bad. Oh my God. Well, I don't know how I feel about this except that I'm absolutely appalled by something.

I don't know what specifically, but I'm appalled'm absolutely appalled by something. I don't know what specifically but I'm appalled So she goes out the room and she was Karen. Can I please talk to you and so then um, so then Because I I'm so disturbed by the conversation that I just had with Mia and Jack that I just had with Mia and Taglin. I defended you, and they brought up screenshots, case after case about you. She goes, what the fuck? That's public information.

This is the allegation I can't talk about. And I'm sorry, Kieran was the one who said what the fuck. And so Stacey's like, they were telling me, they were saying that I need to be concerned about who I defend, and let me be clear. Oh, thank you so much for using my tagline. You're welcome, it's a great tagline. Let me be clear, I will always defend you

because I know who you are, but they're basically telling me to not stand up for you. Isn't that terrible, Karen? Well, first of all, let me say, let me put you at ease. I've got a mime here to tell you this part. Mime, come in here, let me say, let me put you at ease. I've got a mime here to tell you this part. Mime, come in here. Don't do this part.

I will always offend you because I know who you are. Oh, no, I'm sorry. That was your line. Those allegations, okay? I'm not angry that they did that because this is public information and the court will have its day. But Karen, it's deeper than that. Oh, is it?

Jacqueline and Mia are saying that we need to take you to rehab and that you admitted that you wanted to go to rehab for alcoholism. Should I be worried about too? She goes, Oh God, stop driving this dining room table. You're driving it into a wall. I learned it by watching you. So that's a really ridiculous fucking mayhem. What a hilarious episode. So good. Yes. Brunch. I mean, this show is so good. It is so beyond back. So happy for it. I don't know if you've ever seen a show turn it around so quickly. Good job. Great, great, great times. That's it for today and we'll

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