Watch What Crappens - #2610 Crappy Hour 11/04/24: Bye I’m Teddi Divorce, Brynn Attempts and Apology, Lisa Barlow Steps in Grandparent Poo

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

It’s another rollicking week here on Crappy Hour! Teddi announces her divorce, Brynn makes a sad an attempt at an apology, and Lisa Barlow is on the wrong side of history in the Bronwyn gra...ndparent erasure saga. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:30 Well hello and welcome to What's What Crappens? The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Yale Bros. Guess what? Special night. Because it's Crappy Hour night. Hi everybody. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hi Ben.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Hi Ronnie, how are you? What you doing, baby? Just hanging out with you talking shit. Ready to talk gossip. All that's all that fun stuff. Well, a lot of fun stuff. Everybody thanks for joining us tonight. We're both on YouTube and on Instagram looks like without any trouble except for the of course, oh, hey, we're only two minutes late. Actually, it was a clusterfuck over here signing into Google authenticator. Okay, that's what was happening I was cursing I was saying the c-word
Starting point is 00:02:12 Ronnie was not being authentic. That was the problem. I'm like Ronnie. How are you doing right now? You're like I'm fine I'm like don't think that's authentic Girl if anyone is being authentic. It's me. I sat here calling Instagram every slur If anyone is being authentic, it's me. I sat here calling Instagram every slur in the book for the past 10 minutes. And guess what? It didn't work. Turns out Ben had the code the whole time. You know what?
Starting point is 00:02:31 Isn't that just the secret to my whole fucking life? Ben had the code. I don't have the code. The code is on a communal account. So we both have access to authenticator. I just spilled it. Ben has access to all my Bitcoin. So if anybody needs to borrow any money,
Starting point is 00:02:45 that's where to go. Not that there's much of that left. All right, well, I'm spiraling. I'm going to steal your Bitcoin without telling you. And then we're going to discuss it two years later. Well, I'll find you a restaurant. Find your ass on the blockchain. And you can be like, you sold my Bitcoin. This is a violation. So seeing people in chat. Hi everybody. Some said I got my semi-glutide today.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Good for you. Love your eyebrows. Love you. Hi, I'm divorced. Oh, that's Teddy. Hey, let's go into the news. We've got a surprisingly busy day. Last week, somebody said, oh my God, are they gonna do an emergency crappy hour
Starting point is 00:03:29 for everything that's happening? And I had to actually ask myself, what? I couldn't think of anything. I don't know. What? Is that how off the top of the air when we're not doing this? We're like, see ya.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Well, yeah. It is now, stuff is. Well, it is now stuff is happening now is the stuff stuff is happening. This I'm going to say this right now guys. I think the stuff that we're going to talk about tonight. Maybe the biggest thing that happens this week in America. So buckle up. This is big. Hold on. I can't get literally anything that's happening right now. Don't know. Sell it. I know the country is like voting for any president blah, blah, blah. Okay, guess what? This is bigger. This is huge. This is bigger.
Starting point is 00:04:11 You want to talk about a regime regime change something that there is change of foot. And it is happening. And the melon can pass hold. Probably one of the only people who still carries change. Hi, I'm Teddy. Probably one of the only people who still carries change. Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. Announced that she is getting a divorce. And her, I felt bad for her because everybody, it's like, you know, she announces it and everybody's reaction is like,
Starting point is 00:04:41 who cares Teddy? No one cares. Didn't this already happen? I didn't see one post that was like, oh, poor Teddy, what happened? Nobody even said, did he cheat? I didn't even read rumors to that. Now on Dumas, the lovely Dew, posted something along the lines of, oh, hold on, I'm all over the place.
Starting point is 00:04:59 It's gone now. It's been redacted. It has been redacted? What do you mean? Well, meaning that whatever the rumor was that was posted on Reddit is no longer there. It's a hot, hot rumor apparently because- Oh, it just said, yeah, it just said both of,
Starting point is 00:05:16 the rumors about the housewife that is happened, that the rumors that are happening right now is that they are both, and then it gave a Jack-o-lantern face. So I don't know. Spooky is what I thought. But then other people were speculating that meant a cheater cheater pants on fire. Wait, what's that saying?
Starting point is 00:05:38 I sound like fucking Jacqueline on your Jacqueline cheaters. Don't throw glasses in charcoal houses. Cheater, cheater, cheating eater. No way. Liar, liar, pants on fire are also cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Cheater. Yeah. It has pumpkin in it.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Why is the pumpkin or a bad thing? It's like cheater, cheater, winter squash eater. It's like, okay, sure. You cheat and you enjoy a gourd. Um, I don't know, that's disgusting, but that's the only thing I could think of. But yeah, apparently according to that, which is now redacted, they were both cheating,
Starting point is 00:06:14 if that's how to interpret it. But also, can I just say, who is scrubbing the Housewives internet? Stop that. This is not the Clinton Foundation or the what's a Republican one? Let's make it all fair. So everybody gets slammed I don't care who cares. That's the first thing I thought it's not the Jeffrey Epstein files where we get to just redact everything Okay, this is housewives internet do if you post something keep that shit up. Don't be taking shit off
Starting point is 00:06:39 Don't be using Lisa Barlow's team to take shit off the Instagram or whatever or read it You know who else did that this week? Lisa, Lisa Barlow, which we'll get to in a second, but remind me, I said that. So, um, or Bronwyn, I don't know, Bronwyn's richer. So maybe Bronwyn did it. We'll get to that in a minute, but right now, Teddy getting divorced, her statement was something along the lines of, hi, I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy divorcing.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Um, it was posted on Saturday, which I thought at the time it was interesting because apparently it was twop con on Friday, like the two P's and a two T's and a pod did like a big thing Friday night. And I don't know if that was like an all weekend thing or just a Friday night thing. But like, I thought the timing of it, like with twop con was like, I thought that was a curious time. Twat, twat, twat, twat, two T's and a pod. It should really be teen up, Tina, Tina P. It really should be Tina P, P con. Um, but, uh, yeah, I was like, I don't know. Is that to bury it because there's so much stuff going on? Is it like, I don't know. I feel like it's weird to release an extremely good publicity news at the same time as like also hosting a convention. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:00 What don't you think that that means she wants more publicity for it? That's why I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell was the publicity ploy or was it a way to actually kind of like bury it because all sorts of stuff was going to come out from TwatCon instead. I don't know. I don't think it did. No offense to TwatCon. Sure you guys did great. Haven't heard a thing about it. But maybe that's because I'm not listening to you. I mean, I don't know. Did you hear anything about it? I knew what was happening cause Jeff, I saw pictures. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Jeff Lewis was talking about how he was going to go. And I saw a whole bunch of pictures, looked like a lot of people were there and they had fun and everything. But like the only thing I heard that came out of this weekend regarding any of this was really about Teddy. So I just, to me, I'm just, I'm interested. I'm curious about the timing, like why she shows it the same weekend as talk on, I just, I feel like, if I, if I were to announce something big,
Starting point is 00:08:46 I don't think I would like about me and Dom, I don't think I would announce the same weekend as the crappies. I don't think I, I don't know. It's, it's a straight for me. I would announce it for you on the, I'd be like, Ben is getting divorced. Everybody come to crappies and watch. That'd be sitting up there, singing a torch song drunkenly on the piano. My taxi to be like, you know what everyone go fuck yourselves. I'll be like Bronwyn two years ago.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Actually, you'd probably be like, I'm fine. Everybody not big Ben. I want to dedicate this song to you alone again in blue. I'm all alone again. What's new? I just do everything I could to make you saw throughout the, I'm just, I would stop. Yeah. No, I that would actually might be like the silver lining of something like that would happen it would be it'd be kind of funny watching you'd be like ben i'm
Starting point is 00:09:31 gonna make you sob and i'll just be sobbing in front of the audience and everyone's like what's happening why did i pay money to see this um luckily tiny dancer too soon too soon Tiny Dancer. Too soon. Too soon. Of all the songs. Okay, so Teddy's statement is so Teddy. Oh, what were you going to say? Of all the songs what? Of all the songs, why would you serenade me with Tiny Dancer
Starting point is 00:09:54 with my theoretical divorce from Dom? That's why. Okay, I wouldn't do that. I would sing this one instead. Now everything's good, everyone. I'm a private dancer I dance all the morning. She better know songs about podcasters. Pod Ted looks three and I'm still on unemployment. Pod for my own enjoyment. That ain't a kid.
Starting point is 00:10:20 That ain't a kid. Okay everybody.. Now, the point is Teddy's statement. I wanna make it. My public statement is making a public statement is not something I wanted to do. You know me, Private Teddy. But in an effort to protect my family from undue speculation and rumors, which by the way, no one is doing.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Teddy, ain't nobody speculating, okay? I felt being open, honest. How Kyle coded is that you put open and honest in your fucking Kyle wrote that announcement. I'm telling you this right now. Kyle wrote it. It's also like, also, I would like to say that if anyone is interested in Morgan Wade's new album, I hear it's the best thing of all time. It's like, Kyle, get out of Teddy's statement.
Starting point is 00:11:10 But do you think Teddy is really dating Kyle? And that's why Kyle is pretending to date Morgan Wade because that is dating Kyle. So Kyle's going to pretend to take Morgan Wade instead. So it's like some sort of like lesbian farce happening. Yes, because Kyle knows that she'll get more attention from Morgan Wade, like no way to get into care if she becomes a lesbian for Teddy, but they will if she becomes a lesbian for some country singer that is who's 20, so that, or whatever. So that's exciting.
Starting point is 00:11:35 So it makes it more, it makes her affair with Teddy more exciting, but wouldn't that be sad if Teddy was having an affair and someone's like, I'll admit to having an affair, but it has to be with someone else. So let's pretend this, I'd like that you like you drummed up a like a theoretical situation. And then you critiqued her for being in that theoretical quiz. You're like, you're like, imagine like maybe I know, maybe Teddy is actually secretly
Starting point is 00:12:03 having an affair with a bulldozer. God, who has an affair with a bulldozer? Okay. So, but what if, and here's why I didn't think that until right now, mostly because I'm having to talk a lot. So spouting more bullshit than I would if I was not talking, but I felt being open, honest, you put open and honest in your, that's a code for Kyle. That's a Kyle vagina code. That's Kyle, Kyle, that's, I love Kyle's vagina code.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I'm just calling it now, everybody. Okay, so. I think, I think actually a more plausible theory based off of nothing, but if we want to do conspiracy theories, because they're fun, why not? I think what's more plausible is that Kyle tells Teddy, Teddy, you should get a divorce because
Starting point is 00:12:51 I'm doing it right now. It's really fun and you should do what I do. And he's like, Oh, well, I don't want to do that. Come on, Teddy, Teddy, if you want to still be in this circle in this town, if you're not getting a divorce right now, you're no one. And so today is like, uh, okay, I'll get a divorce and cause like, Okay, now, for your divorce statement, you have to say that you're being open and honest, but I don't really feel like being like, Teddy in this town. That's what we say, Teddy. Did you do not remember the
Starting point is 00:13:18 blood pact we made? Well, I didn't make it with you. You made me like make a blood pact with your hat. That's right. My hat is me and that counts, but I don't want to say open and honest. Teddy, do you ever want to come to Cathy's Christmas party? I do. Hey, Teddy, you got blood on my hat.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Sorry, Kyle. Okay, so here's the thing. If she did make, okay, maybe she's copying Kyle because Kyle was getting divorced. So she's going to copy it down to the letter, right? She's gonna announce the divorce, but she's never gonna actually leave. She's gonna stay because she's been seen
Starting point is 00:13:52 with her wedding ring all weekend or something. And so maybe she's gonna copy that part. Maybe she's gonna become like bi-curious or speculation that Teddy is now bi. I'm just calling all this right now because I can't wait to see this shit happen because Teddy is such a goddamn kiss ass copycat. And actually, you know, we went on her show and she was very nice and very good about making fun of herself, but still, I mean, it's
Starting point is 00:14:13 like, gotta be real here. So she's such a kiss-ass copycat that you know that she's just going to copy Kyle all the way to the bank. So she's going to be like, and now my kids are leaving me. Wait a minute. Aren't your kids like six? Well, I'm sorry. I just want to make this to the bank. So she's gonna be like, and now my kids are leaving me. Wait a minute, aren't your kids like six? Well, I'm sorry, I just wanna make this to the letter. They just wanna work in real estate. But they're not old enough to even, you know, they're not even old enough to ride certain roller coasters. Yeah, but they can still sell a house.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Look at Heather Dubrow's son. Okay, so then she says the Heather Dubrow son. So then do you think that Heather Dubrow? Do you think that like Nikki, Nikki Dubrow? Do you think that like he and like Alexia? They do you think they have like a West Side Story thing going on? Like they meet up on like, on Canon Drive and it's like the dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner you know, they have like knives out over like real estate, like children
Starting point is 00:15:07 of real estate people fighting. It's too far of a drive between OC and Encino or wherever the fuck ever by Beverly Hills. He's based in Los Angeles. Don't forget, but he is still far away. He's down by Loyola Marymont and that's just like, that's like Culver city. No, no one's going down there. Yeah. But why would they be West Side Story? Cause they're both white bread. I mean, I guess so is most of West Side Story to be honest. They're probably trying to sell real estate on the West side of Los Angeles. West Side Story in LA is just like two people going to Arulan.
Starting point is 00:15:38 The rivalry is, are you beyond the Getty? Um, so, okay. So the rest of her statement is by the way, we're monsters. Okay. So the rest of her statement is I felt being open, honest and vulnerable was the best path forward. She added, but Teddy, the way to give us a statement that says nothing, being open about what you're filing from divorce, what happened? Who cheated?
Starting point is 00:16:01 You know, they met, you met a go-go boy, you fell in love and now you're breaking apart Okay. Now this guy Tedward whatever his name is Edward has released his own. I'm a victim which by the way Men seriously, so he he's at the gym. Of course, he posted gym selfie because that's how men are It's like I'm depressed yoga, but I'm still at the gym, babe so he looks like shit and I don't know if that's how men are. It's like, I'm depressed. Yoga. But I'm still at the gym, babe. Ding. So he looks like shit.
Starting point is 00:16:27 And I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's a gym thing. I don't know if he's ill. I don't know. He looks ill. But it's, and I don't mean that like, ha ha, he looks ill. I mean, you look ill.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I don't love you or hate you. I'm just saying, get that checked. I'm not saying like, let's hug or, oh, or that's great. You're ill. I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying, get that checked. I'm not saying like let's hug or, or, or that's, that's great. You're ill. I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying get checked. It's more like when you are going to do the selfie after, you know, your wife's announces that you're getting divorced. You kind of want to look as good as possible. I think you do want to look as good as possible or as sad as possible, but you don't want to
Starting point is 00:17:00 look as content and bedraggled. You want to be like, hey, I'm on the market or look at how sad I am. Someone saved me. But not like, oh yeah, I just did hot yoga and I'm a little pooped at the moment and I think I might get some green juice. Right. Okay. Look at him. This is him. Do you see him? Yeah. Oh, I see him. Yeah. Yeah. He looks not good and his hair is all like big and not good and thinning. I mean, he just doesn't look good.
Starting point is 00:17:29 And I guess he's doing that like, I look, I look terrible because I'm going through something, but I can't feel bad for you when you're taking a gym selfie, no matter how good the selfie may or may not be. And he is in fact in hot yoga. The sign behind him says hot yoga in reverse. Take it before. Or take a tanning, take a tanning bed selfie.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Yeah, yeah. So he's like, he put a caption in very serious font. You know how like some fonts on Instagram is silly, but like some are serious. This is like the most serious font you can choose. And it's like, you're not always going to be motivated or inspired. That's where rituals and habits come in.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Having good habits is what will get you through your dark days. It's when you're under pressure that your true character is revealed. Oh, I have to tell you, nothing reveals true character like going to hot yoga. I'm like, thank God, what an a hero. What guys when you go to hot yoga and you're sad, you win you win it like you really find out about yourself. You find out about duress, you know, okay. Is it mean that we're making fun of people who just announced divorce?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Yes. But you know why? Because they announced their divorce. No one cares. Get divorced on your own time. You know what I mean? We'll have to hear about it for the next four years anyway. Leave us alone with it. Okay. So, and by the way, good luck to you too, is what I meant to say. Thank you for employing the serious fonts appropriately. I feel like that monospacing really spoke to the void in your heart now. I don't know why I'm being so evil right now, but it feels fun. Okay, Ben, what do you want to talk about next?
Starting point is 00:19:02 You know what? I have to say I was looking at the headlines and I know we should, I know what we should talk about next, but honestly, the thing that I would like to talk about next, Ronnie, is the thing that made me most angry. Okay. Uh, which we love that the headline that you posted on our little doc, the article that I read that made me most angry was about Lexi Manzo talking about and Caroline, Caroline Manzo and the staggering betrayal, staggering betrayal after a stepfather sentencing. And basically,
Starting point is 00:19:37 Lexi talks about, and I know everyone wants to get to Lisa Bartlett, but this one really pisses me off. Lexi talks about how like, Caroline was like more than an aunt to her, she would cradle her to sleep. And that like the the sense of betrayal she felt when Caroline sided with Tommy Manzo, and how like this guy was like a nightmare to live with, was cruel and abusive to them. And that Caroline sided with him. You know, like we always thought that was shitty of Caroline to do.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I think hearing it directly from Lexi reminds us of truly how shitty it is. And Caroline's going through her own thing right now where it's like, oh my God, like Caroline did not have to go through what she went through with Brandy, but let's also not forget the Caroline like you are, I shouldn't really even bring up the two cases because it sounds like I'm trying to excuse one with the other.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I'm not. What I'm just trying to say is Caroline fucking sucks. That was so like the fact that she took an actual like, like this, a criminal side, a guy who hired a goon to beat up someone, her sister's new boyfriend or husband, whatever it was. Like that is so fucked up that Caroline would take that person's side and write a letter on their behalf and it just made me mad. It made me mad all over again at
Starting point is 00:20:57 Caroline and then she has the balls to release a cookbook this fall while this all happened. No, I'm over Carolyn Manzo right now. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. In a quiet suburb, a community is shattered by the death of a beloved wife and mother. But this tragic loss of life quickly turns into something even darker. Her husband had tried to hire a hitman on the dark web
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Starting point is 00:23:21 and still absolute dick faces in the rest of their life. So whatever happened with Brandi, Caroline can still be a victim in that situation, but still suck on every other level and she does. And she sucked for a very long time. The stuff she stands for, she sucks. She just, she, she sucks. Her family sucks and she sucks. And of course she's standing up for an abusive cheater.
Starting point is 00:23:41 You know, it excuses a lot of her own choices, probably, not saying that her husband is abusive, but she's kind of hinted that her husband cheats and as long as she doesn't know, it's, you know, and every marriage is kind of its own thing. But, um, and on all that we've heard over the years, not taking sides is kind of an easy thing to do sometimes on Jersey because you can really go down a path where it just gets too confusing to even take a side because everybody's done so much. And there's so much, such a complex web there of history.
Starting point is 00:24:11 But you suck. I mean, you fucking suck, man. Fuck you. And to even write a character defense letter and for this woman's abuser, man, the woman who did this to your niece's mother, you're a terrible fucking human and you're a terrible fucking sister Congratulations on whatever, you know karma your dessert you're getting right now And by the way, I'm not referring to the brandy thing either But it did make it more fun when brandy after kind of fizzling out and failing in her lawsuit against Bravo
Starting point is 00:24:40 Which we discussed last week and finally giving up and stamping her feet that she wasn't going to get to get rich after all, after her lawyers promised her she would get rich. So after watching that kind of fun karma play out with Brandi, Brandi texted this week. It says, Happy Sunday Fun Day. It's almost been two years now since a lying short red haired closeted old lesbian ruined my life. Rainbow rainbow rainbow. It's a beautiful space. When you come out your family will be able to finally speak their own obvious truths.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Which from anyone else I would say what a horrific, awful text. But from brandy I'm like yes, okay I loved it. And it's just nice to hear a nice resounding fuck you to Caroline Manzo because no one else in the public eye is saying it. You know people in the chat are also reminding us that Dolores wrote a letter on behalf of Tommy's character
Starting point is 00:25:40 which is also honestly extremely shitty. I don't love that either. Love Dolores but that's really shitty. The thing that makes Caroline worse is that Caroline is actually like a sister to this person. A literal sister. A literal sister to Dina. On the other hand, it goes back to what I just said about excusing bad behavior in your own lineup there. I mean, Frank was pretty abusive and treated women like shit. So of course, Dolores is going to come stand up for the, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:07 the abuser piece of shit man over the woman in the situation. But go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'm gonna say I don't, I don't remember what Dolores and Dina's relationship is people in the check and remind us like, it's hard to remember who's really close who's like a sister, who's a godmother, who's a god sister, all that stuff. And it's, it's shitty. It's really shitty. And I have a hard time reconciling it because I love Dolores so much. But Caroline, I just think that like Caroline, you're actually Dina's sister. And there's just never there was just never an appropriate time to have backed that letter.
Starting point is 00:26:39 And really, if anything, she should just stayed out of it. Because she's really good about staying out of other things. But like here, she just she shouldn out of it. Because she's really good about staying out of other things. But like here, she just she shouldn't have done it. It's so wrong. What is it? What does the letter do? Why would that help in court? Hey, Your Honor, we've got a letter from the daughter of a notorious rat.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Currently married to a chronic cheater who possibly is, whose brother-in-law or whatever just paid somebody via money for their brownstone wedding that they were gonna have at that catering location. That's how the guy got paid to beat the shit out of Dina and the brother. I mean, it's just such a piece of shit puzzle all the way around. How does that help?
Starting point is 00:27:27 You know? How does this gross woman's testimony help in any way? And it's hilarious that she thinks that it would because she's made a couple of fucking meatballs on YouTube. Get the fuck out of here, Caroline. Yeah, so I just felt like leaning into that rage a little bit and thank you for giving me the forum. Yeah, thanks for giving me the forum. Thank
Starting point is 00:27:46 you so much. Yeah, everybody go vote. Okay, so that was fun. Okay, so I guess the well, you know what, before we get to the big one, let's go to this Brynn stuff that was happening. So for the five of you watching Real Housewives of New York this season. Good for us. Don't you feel like you deserve a sticker? I think so. It's like not I voted. It's like I watched. Like I did my like I took time out of my day. There are other things I could have been doing. I could have been having a lot more fun than than the time I spent doing this, but I did it. I watched.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Listen, I believe in the future of this country and by this country, I mean, Bravo. I believe in the future of this country so strongly that I sat through another hour of this shit show, real houses, New York, even though they're making zero effort to course, correct. And you know, what's so weird about it is that, um, I still like the show. Isn't it weird? Like it's, it's, I don't think it has this week was the week I think when I was like, oh, okay,
Starting point is 00:28:46 they're not going to fix this at all. This is the week I find broken was like, fuck this show. But I still am like, Oh, I wonder what's gonna happen this week. Like I'm actually kind of looking forward to watching it tomorrow night. You know, Angela in the in the chat says it's worse than the first season. I actually think it's a little bit better than the first season. The first season I found to be actually almost unwatchable. This season on board, but I actually think it's a little bit better than the first season. Like the first season I found to be actually almost unwatchable this season on board, but I am finding it more watchable.
Starting point is 00:29:10 But I do think the show is like really trailing behind everything else that's on Bravo right now. And it's just it's a it's it can be really hard. It's a hard watch sometimes just a little dull like we just I mean let's not forget that we spent a good amount of time recently watching them like cook fish and lamb on a grill and a pavlova there was a lot of pavlova it's the show could be a lot better but that being said that being a lot of the show is really yeah but like this was a lot but given that the show is so dull right now we are all all pretty fired up about Brin. And I think that counts for something, you know, that means that we are in some way invested. Yes. And you were
Starting point is 00:29:53 saying trailing behind the other stuff on Bravo. It really is. I mean, it's, and I don't think any new show or newer show is expected to be as big as all of the other shows. I think that would be unfair, but it isn't new. It's Real Housewives of New York. So it does still have that, and it's still behind, I think, everything. And congrats to Potomac for being on top of all of them. I mean, there are four Housewives on right now, and it's Potomac is first, Orange County is second,
Starting point is 00:30:20 Salt Lake City is third, and then Potomac is fourth. Yeah, I'm not Potomac is fourth. Potomac is first and last. It is omnipresent. Before we go any further, I want to say something. I want to say York is last. New York is last.
Starting point is 00:30:35 OK, Meg in the chat says Ben, your judgments clouded because you love OG Roni PS. I'm not watching Roni at all. I I know I I like am aware that like I love old school Rony and I think that last season I did have a hard time adjusting. But like I sincerely, I actually feel like I came into the season with a really positive mindset.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Like I actually was like enjoying the first episodes and I actually feel like the audience was angrier than I was. I was actually a little shocked. I feel like at this point I am judging them on their own and like I can say I feel like with as little bias as possible given that bias will always sneak in. This season is still pretty boring and like you know how I can really tell is because last season you know the you know the Instagram account or the Twitter account queens of Bravo they're very enthusiastic and when the news when the new cast came out account Queens of Bravo, they're very enthusiastic. And when the news when the new cast came out, they were really one of the big
Starting point is 00:31:27 accounts out there that was like heralding the new Roni and they were like, this is amazing. You know, Bravo made the right decision. They were very, very excited. And I just saw a tweet from them like a few days ago that was like, stick a fork in it. Basically, I don't remember what they said. But I was like, damn, if Queens of Bravo is down on this show right now, then this show is really like, it's losing its way. You know? And that's no shade to Queens of Bravo.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I'm just saying that they were really into it and even they're sort of not into it anymore. So Brynn had to apologize. So basically the last episode, we found out that Brynn was kind of purposely poking at Uba by telling her the night before Uba was really pissed off at her on camera that she was coming off as an angry black woman and this and that.
Starting point is 00:32:11 And so the audience went nuts because you can't say that. And Brynn was like, yeah, I can because I'm a black woman. And then, you know, all sorts of politics go into that with just two white guys. I mean, really, how qualified are we? My qualifications mostly come from Bravo, from watching Bravo and what I've learned from watching Bravo about colorism and things you can't, and a lot from Potomac really,
Starting point is 00:32:34 while we're talking about Potomac. But still that does not make me an expert and I'm not enough of an idiot to wade totally into that. But that's basically the conversation going on right now. And as we all know, Brynn has extremely thin skin. Brynn cannot take it to save her fucking life. She never has been, she's fought with bloggers, she's blocked all sorts of people online
Starting point is 00:32:58 for having any kind of negative opinion or making fun of her flirtiness or suggesting that she might be a sugar baby or anything like that. She just can't ignore it and let it go. She has to go nuts every time. Well, this is or get very affected every time, you know, very sensitive. So this is her apology. And God damn, this is long. It is extremely long. But I don't know that we have to read it word for word. Sorry. I stand in shock this week as off-camera interactions in the Hamptons were conveyed without context. To see my intentions twisted and my words misrepresented flat out scares me. You know what else doesn't scare me?
Starting point is 00:33:39 Getting twisted when it's a good kind of twisted. I am deeply sorry that I'm so wet. If I overstepped that night at the Hamden, I am beyond sorry as this was never my intention. Okay, so let's see. She's basically saying, this episode has made it appear as though I brought up this stereotype on my own out of nowhere, which is not the case. The truth is Angry Black Woman was brought up by Uba last year in Anguilla. In a highly charged fourth wall moment in Anguilla after the incident with Aaron's sunglasses, Uba spoke directly into the camera, don't you dare edit me to look like an angry black woman. Yes, Brynn, we remember that.
Starting point is 00:34:27 And it was a big discussion at the reunion and she may have talked to you in private about looking like an angry black woman, but when you're parading that in her face and think you're looking like an angry black woman, how do you think, do you think that's helping or hurting? Like, let's say, let's, we understand what's happening, Brynn. You're still an asshole. Like, I love that she's pretending that none of us remember what happened last season or any of the plot as if that's
Starting point is 00:34:52 not going to make it worse. We do remember and so should you. That's why it makes it worse that you're acting like that. Well, also in some ways when if Uba says to the camera, don't you dare edit me to look like an angry black woman. Um, then she was like, Hey, you know, with the way you're acting right now, they're going to edit you like an angry black woman. That's kind of like blaming UBA. You should actually be like, instead of the people who would edit her like an angry black woman, like UBA is just being herself.
Starting point is 00:35:18 She's just being emotional and reacting. And so it's really not up to Brynn. I feel like to, to weigh in on that, like, cause it's really not up to Brynn, I feel like, to weigh in on that. Like, it's almost like saying, like, no, act better for the problematic people who would edit you and make you look like a certain stereotype. So she's saying they discussed, after Angela, they discussed this harmful stereotype at length. As a biracial woman, I will never know what it's like to fully walk in Uba's shoes. I've experienced racism from childhood to corporate America and it broke my heart to see my friend devastated
Starting point is 00:35:51 by the backlash she received online. I always offered love and support and when she asked me for advice, I gave it. For the record, it was always mutual. Uba and I, Uba was an incredible friend to me and always supported me through difficult experiences. So she's just saying, you don't want to be called an angry black woman.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Don't act like an angry black woman. And I think your point is correct, is the correct one, which is don't call me an angry black woman just because I get pissed off. Yeah. How about like, I'm allowed to have feelings as a black woman. Yeah. Like, yes. So, uh, during that off camera night in the Hamptons,
Starting point is 00:36:28 we both spoke candidly about our fears and triggers as we always had. And then you held it against her. Do you see, do you see what, what do you see what's happening? Brand? Do you see this? Like she's writing it all, but she's kind of missing the point. You know what I mean? We hugged, we said, we loved each other. We promised to do everything in our power to help one another. I told Uba that everything she wants for herself, I want that for her too, and she wished the same for me.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Which is why I berated her for looking like an angry black woman and then mocked her accent over and over. Yeah. I think also, by the way, I think Uba is like me. She's a slow processor. You know, I'm always so impressed with people who like respond so quickly to a situation, because I'm always my response, I was like, Okay, and then like 12 hours later, wait a second. And I think UBA is like
Starting point is 00:37:16 me where she's like, Oh, wait a second, I don't like what Brynn just said to me last night, you know, and I think that's okay, we're allowed to be process at different rates, you know, if I might not have liked it the night before either She might not have liked it the night before either but it's just Brynn just keeps poking her on camera and it's like fuck Off and stop acting like you don't know why I'm annoyed with you when you totally know what cuz that's the that's the content That's the thing is that Brynn is acting like she has no idea why Uber is upset when she spent that whole night in her room, you know, saying that stuff to her.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Vicky, by the way, in the chat says, they say Teresa G is a slow processor. They set it in rails. What's, what's set in rails stays in rails. Um, and Teresa is still processing that commentary. Yeah, I think like Brynn, you know, it's just one of those I don't know Brynn is just having she's getting a bill. She's a villain this season. That's what it is. And she just she she just lean into it. I think a lot of people are also annoyed with her that Brynn loves to stir the pot. She even did a thing where she like mimed it. She's like, I'm stirring the pot. My soup spoon is a dick. But then like when it stirred
Starting point is 00:38:33 against her, she's like, we don't act like this. We don't act like Sten Island. Okay, we're better than this. It's like, okay, lady, you're on Bravo. And you're also not from New York. Is she? Isn't she, wasn't she born in the US? Yeah. I think so. Whatever. Okay. So it ends, I'm not sure what shifted after that touching moment, but I deeply regret.
Starting point is 00:38:55 And I'm so sorry if I ever stepped. Uber needed a friend to listen to the thoughts and fears, which she expressed that night. And she didn't need someone to repeat them back to her. I hope I had the powerful fourth wall moment that, okay. So she did at least get it by the way. I take, I take that back. I'm reacting line by line. I hope the powerful fourth wall moment.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Okay. Stop, stop patting yourself on the back. Like you're on the actor's studio. We had a powerful fourth wall moment. It was groundbreaking. The wall was broken. The lands were united. Thank you for breaking that wall. Mr. Gorbachev, break down that wall, motherfucker. I'll break
Starting point is 00:39:30 it down. Okay, bring it back up now. We're professionals. I hope that fourth wall moment will be shown at this year's reunion so this longstanding, nearly two-year-old issue can finally be addressed openly. A constructive conversation is much needed to clear the air and provide context enclosure for everyone involved. Thank you. I hope Brynn learned her lesson, which is to never say anything off camera. Because anything said off camera will be used against you. Yeah. So, um, let's see next up the big news of the week, all of this Bronwyn adoption stuff on Salt Lake City. Now this gets trickier and trickier cause Lisa went on the after show.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Bronwyn and Lisa were in dueling sections of the after show. You know, they're put in different partnerships to talk. And they were both talking about it at the same time and they have very different, um, tellings of events the way it happened. Well, right after the after show came out, they aired it, Bravo edited it to take stuff out that kind of incriminates Lisa, but I guess I'm, I don't know who got it taken out one of either Lisa or Bronwyn got this shit taken out. So all the blogs were reporting, hey, did anybody notice this stuff got cut out of that interview? And now even the Reddit posts with all of that saying didn't ever the Twitter posts,
Starting point is 00:40:58 everything referencing the cut has now also been scrubbed. These people scrub the damn internet. How are they powerful enough to do that? I don't know, but I was foolish because I saw something that was like, look at these clips from the after show side by side. And I was like, I started to play it and I was like, you know what, I have to do something. I'm gonna come back to this.
Starting point is 00:41:19 And when I came back, it was gone. And I didn't even see the side by side. I did get to see it. And basically what happens is, um, and obviously allegedly, I mean, it's being scrubbed from everywhere, but I feel like you shouldn't be afraid to talk about stuff that you read. I don't know, but please don't sue me because I can't afford that. But what I saw from the clips,
Starting point is 00:41:43 it was Lisa is alleging that what Bronwyn is saying about the grandparents isn't true and that Bronwyn had told the grandparents that she had miscarried or something because she didn't want them to know the kid and that the grandparents are just so innocent and they never knew. They never heard from anyone
Starting point is 00:42:01 that their son had a child all these years. They never heard a thing, which I don't believe for two seconds. I believe those grandparents are probably little assholes and trying to cover themselves right now. But Lisa is basically sticking up for the enemy in this situation and making it look like Bronwyn is basically lying and being a drama queen for the storyline is what I think this is one where like, Lisa should know better. This is your friend like you if if like like she basically has basically decided it's more important to honor the grandparents than Bronwyn and
Starting point is 00:42:37 that's that's not great. That's really not great. And I don't think these grandparents need any like I don't think they need Lisa to advocate for them. I don't think Lisa should have even gotten, I don't think they need Lisa to advocate for them. I don't think Lisa should have even gotten involved. I think she just stepped out, let this be handled between Bronwyn and these people. And you know what? If these people don't like their reputation
Starting point is 00:42:55 being dragged through the mud, a way to fix that would be to be better people and not have a reputation that needs to be dragged through the mud in the first place. Yeah, exactly. Amen. I thought that would be longer, but I totally agree with the segment. But I absolutely agree. I don't think there's anything to disagree. I think Lisa's pretty gross for doing that. And also Lisa is saying that Bronwyn was asking her to hook them up. And Bronwyn was like, no,
Starting point is 00:43:25 I wasn't like Lisa's making it sound like, oh yeah, I was totally helping by, uh, coming in here and making this connection happen and all this stuff from Bronwyn's like, no, not really. So I don't know. This is all, um, it's pretty gross. We're not talking about a little kid, you know, Gwen's not like a child. She's mature, but it still sucks because she didn't sign up to necessarily do this and have all of her shit dragged on there. And that's not cool. And this is pretty low even for Lisa and especially for somebody who's not even an enemy. Like why would she be coming for Bronwyn? What Bronwyn do? I mean, maybe we just haven't seen it yet in the season, but that's gross.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Bronwyn kicks Lisa off the trip next week, according to the previews, that's what that's what looks like. I mean, it is sort of sad, you know, Bronwyn comes on. And Lisa's like, I've known Bronwyn for like 12 years, and she's like the best I was like, oh, rrp or friendship, you know, classic rules, you bring your friend onto the housewives. And it's over the friendship is over and dead because either you're going to betray the friend or the friends going to betray you. It's never going to last.
Starting point is 00:44:29 The friendships never last that way. And now we're actually seeing it. And on top of that, I think what's probably hard for Lisa and especially for Heather is that Bronwyn is like a mega fan favorite. People are loving Bronwyn right now. I think like the moment she got that endorsement from Christian Siriano, people already liked her, but that was almost like the moment where people like what she pays for her own clothes. She's not a grifter. She's not like Ramona stealing dresses.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Everyone's like, wow, we need to pay attention to this chick. I love that. That's an endorsement for house. We're housewives fans. We're also, we're also fucking shallow. Like an endorsement from someone is she's actually rich guys. We're like, Oh my God, I love her. Stan icon mother queen. Feeling like Bronwyn has like certain standards that she's not going to betray. At least right now she hasn't been totally corrupted. She's coming into the show with that. And on Salt Lake City, it feels like the cast is going to do whatever it takes to have a good show. Cut to Whitney, you exploited my vagina. And I don't think Bronwyn is going to necessarily do that to make a scene in Bermuda. I think the audience really likes that.
Starting point is 00:45:42 You know, the thing that's bothering me the most about this whole Lisa Barlow thing is that no matter what the truth is, like even if Bronwyn did say, I miscarried the baby just to keep them out of her life, good for her for doing that because she's protecting her baby. No one's negating the fact that I've heard that she got impregnated by their son
Starting point is 00:46:03 and then went to their house to tell them and they berated her and slut shamed her and then suggested that she go away and have the baby somewhere, do the whole like ignore it, pretend it didn't happen, don't be such a sinner and you're villainizing this young girl and like taking your son off of.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Yeah, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Whether or not she lied about the miscarriage, it didn't give you the chance after that You didn't deserve a fucking chance to meet your grandchild and you didn't don't really and let me tell you something Like let's say this is true. Let's say okay. They never they thought the child was never born. It's very soap operative It was like oh we thought like there was a tragic miscarriage whatever and then they find out all these years later that there's A granddaughter and you're gonna tell me your first reaction is we're willing to meet if she'll accept us There's a tragic miscarriage, whatever. And then they find out all these years later that there's a granddaughter.
Starting point is 00:46:45 And you're gonna tell me your first reaction is, we're willing to meet if she'll accept us. No, you're like, oh my God, this is a miracle. This is wonderful. What can we do? How can we do this? How can we catch up for past years? If not like, well, maybe.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Let's see what the specials are at IHOP. Yeah, yeah, they're dicks. You don't deserve another chance, you fuckers. Yeah, yeah, they're dicks. You don't deserve another chance you fuckers and I'm glad you're getting dragged and I'm so sorry and I'm so sorry your son was passed but he's an asshole too. He was an asshole. Okay. So rest in finding forgiveness over there. Dick. Okay, so then let's see what else has happened. Oh my god. Huge news. Teddy's getting divorced.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Hold on, anybody care yet? Me neither, suckers. Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm divorced. Okay, just in some news probably no one really cares about right now, but they keep giving it to us every week just in case we're going to suddenly start giving a huge crap. Vanderpump rules. Peter Madrigal promises drama, drama, drama, new spinoff that he and Tom Sandoval won't watch.
Starting point is 00:47:53 First of all, are we talking to Peter Madrigal, US son? Why? Why? Why are you talking to the GM of a shitty dirty restaurant in West Hollywood? Excuse me. Nobody is the star. He is the director of a very important restaurant in West Hollywood. Excuse me. Nobody is the star. He is the director of a very important science fiction film that screened at the Burbank Film Festival once.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Yeah, basically, Peter told the son like, yeah, production has started on a spin off of Vanderpump Rules. That's taking place at the restaurant. But then he's like, I don't know anything about it and I'm not going to be on it, but there's just always so much drama at the restaurant. So there'll probably be a lot of drama at the restaurant. But then he's like, I don't know anything about it and I'm not gonna be on it, but there's just always so much drama at the restaurant. So there'll probably be a lot of drama on the show. I was like, thanks, this is a great non-story.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Peter suspects that there may be drama on a show he's not involved with. Well, congratulations. I suspect there's a dish at a restaurant somewhere in New York that's delicious, but I'm not going there. So I'll never know, but it's probably gonna be good. So go there. But here's my opinion on it.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I'm gonna hire a PR person for God knows how much money I'm gonna have to keep getting me in articles about how I'm not on a show anymore. And then at one point he goes, here's what, here's what I suggest for the new show that you pay Peter. For what Peter? You didn't do anything. Okay. You did not do anything on that show, Peter.
Starting point is 00:49:01 You were a door stopper. That's it. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. So see, Peter's and Che a doorstopper. That's a Peter pumpkin eater. So see, Peters and cheaters are both pumpkin eaters. He keeps coming back around. And he says we're doing the same thing we've always done. Getting wasted after work partying together. Yeah, Peter, except guess what? Filling out your fucking tighter now that your nuts that are down
Starting point is 00:49:23 to your knees. I can see them through your jeans, Peter. Okay. And not in a good way. Um, so like not unlike that Tom of Finland way. So in other news, guys, I actually, I want everyone to just to like gather around now. Um, again, this country is going through a lot. We're more divided than ever before. But one thing we can all agree on is that we always thought Ali Shapiro, Jill's, Jill's Aaron's daughter, and her fiance, whose name has not been committed to national memory just yet. We always thought they were gonna be a forever couple. And unfortunately, it's not happening anymore. Ali Shapiro has called up her engagement to whoever it was that wanted to get married to her. So I just want everyone to take a beat. I know everyone is like, but what about Joel's Aaron's daughter? How is she doing? It's, it's rough.
Starting point is 00:50:09 It's rough, but the wedding is off. So, you know, if you have any business you have to do on the knot.com to cancel any reservations, take care of it. But then the wedding is off. Uh, yeah, I was going to click on that story to get details, but my finger just could not care. Okay, so now let's go to some more pump rules. Katie Maloney's got a boyfriend, Nick Martin, and he's on a band called like, I don't know, Nick Martin, the Martinettes. No, that band is
Starting point is 00:50:44 like 37 ways to Friday or something like that. Is that such an emo name? I just made that up. I'm like so good at naming emo bands. They love and a preposition. It is totally the name of a band that goes with something about her. You know what I mean? It's like, yes, Beasley's cab or something like that. Oh, he was on sleeping with his is his band sleeping with sirens? Yes, sleeping with sirens.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Something about, I like 37 Ways. I like 37 Ways of Friday more. I thought that was a better band name. Really? I liked Beasley's Cab actually. I'm going to vote for myself in this election. So Nick Martin is his name and he's under fire. He was confirmed as the mystery man that Katie was dating, but now a woman named Brandy Bayes
Starting point is 00:51:28 come forward slamming the sleeping with sirens guitarist treatment of women and accusing him of cheating on his now estranged wife, Jenna Martin. Nick Martin collects women but doesn't honor them, she wrote in an October 17th post. I really, really hope to protect future women from this treatment. I'm overtaking the high road and being silent. So here's every photo. His lawyers told me I couldn't post. And let's see, what did the photo show him kissing a girl on the neck, posing
Starting point is 00:51:55 with the girl, kissing a girl at the beach with the girl, uh, is it the same girl? It's the same girl, right? Nick Martin collects women, but doesn't honor them. And despite being a decade older than me, he is a child. I really, really hope to protect future women. Cheers to loving out loud and not being someone's secret. So I guess he was cheating with her on his wife. He was cheating on his wife with her. Wait, Brandy said that Nick not only cheated on his wife with a mistress, but he also approved of one of his bandmates infidelity.
Starting point is 00:52:27 So he's just a cheater basically is what she said. I can't believe the lead singer of a band would act like this. I'm shocked. I'm horrified. Whatever happened to the days of Weird Al Chalamet, okay? I'm also shocked that Katie Maloney would be a hypocrite about men. So weird. It is so weird.
Starting point is 00:52:45 He took pride in bashing women, especially those he's been romantically involved with from his high school girlfriend to every woman in his twenties, to his wife, to his crazy mistress, she alleged. Still, I passed this off as a scorned ex energy until he started talking about his friends' relationships. Every woman, I don't know, she says that every woman he knows is crazy. And at one point he told me his friend cheated on his wife and their small baby because she was too bitchy to stay with. To point the blame on the mother rather than the male infuriated me. Oh wow, so this guy's a piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I'm totally shocked. I don't know. I'm not very shocked. I got bored just reading that much of it. Sorry, guys. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not very shocked. I don't know. I got bored just reading that much of it. Sorry, guys. Well, I hope that the band is able to follow up. Use this energy to put out a song that has the same, you know, beautiful melodies as whatever song it is they released that never penetrated pop culture. Well, he's penetrating everybody else apparently. So someone told Katie during DMs and she's like, yeah, I'm aware he dated someone else while he was dating me, but we were just friends at that
Starting point is 00:53:54 point. And she says, I'm very sorry your experience left you hurt. I have been there. Dating is treacherous. Which is so Katie. I'm so sorry. Dating is treacherous, which is so Katie. I'm so sorry dating is treacherous And then she's like but as a girl's girl, okay, he's like, whatever. So then um, Lala has already been coming out with her own press It's like how do you know what Katie's such a hypocrite? Because she got mad at me for being with a married man when she was doing the exact same thing So, you know, that's a whole other thing. They're trying to get going for that show that might not ever come back Um, that's all I got on that one. So what else you got today?
Starting point is 00:54:32 Well, Katie, while Katie is engaging with the lead singer of a band that no one heard of, Ariana is going to be at the Thanksgiving Day parade with Macy's. So Ariana star continues to rise and rise and rise. I'm gonna say it right now. She's never going back to band of brimbrills. Why in the world would she ever go back to Vanderbilt rules? I don't know if Vanderbilt rules even going to come back. By the way, where's James Kennedy and all this? He's been suspiciously quiet. You know, I would think that he'd be putting out
Starting point is 00:54:52 some headlines just to say relevant, but I guess maybe after you played for Taylor Swift, you sort of hit the pinnacle, right? Like you don't need much more after that. You played for Taylor Swift. Oh, he played in an after party or something, right? He played Coachella. He played Coachella and Taylor Swift was making out with Travis Kelsey while he played a strange remix of Cool Summer and Taylor Swift was listening and then was like,
Starting point is 00:55:14 what the fuck is this person doing to my song? Don't you remember the video? He was like, what the fuck? And he was like, he wasn't playing for Taylor Swift. He was, he was just around and heard it. Oh, okay. He just happened to be around. I was like, wow, David's really mean. It I saw somewhere like he's, he's doing a gig somewhere. I don't know. They were like, well, you know, Kyle is performing.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Kyle Cook is doing DJ gigs. It's been all over his Instagram. Now it's like, Hey man, DJ Kyle cook playing at the khaki theater in suburban the theater, the dockers arena. playing at the khaki theater in suburban. The khaki theater. The dockers arena. Playing at the LL Bean gift shop in Maine. Come join us. The 20 year old mullet arena on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I love that Kyle is really leading into the pure artistry of DJing by selling his drink everywhere he goes. Really? Whoa. Art is really arting right now, guys. Hey, man. Does anyone want to hear the dubstep remix of Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews?
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