Watch What Crappens - #2618 RHONY S15E07: Get Out of Dodge

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

The first true scandal of the new cast hits The Real Housewives of New York City! But is it really the scandal it’s cracked up to be?  Truth and lies emerge at a very consequential game of dodgeball. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, it's Ronnie Karam, the wonderful and lovely and hilarious Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? Hello Ben. Great. Thank you. How's it going over there with you? It's going so well. You know what I'm really enjoying as I'm looking right now on the screen,

I'm wearing a black shirt which is apparently reacting to my camera because I've got a green screen and you know what it's making my shirt look like it's full of sequins because it's jazzy and sparkling. I did think you were in shiny sequins at first. And I was like, okay, you know, sewing class might be going a little too far, but I'm going to support this. I have discovered what my vision is. My artistic vision is with sewing. And I just want to wear tops that Liza Minnelli would wear.

And it's like the Liza workout, just the casual Liza, you know, just sitting around the house. Sure. I actually had such a cool moment this morning. I was just telling you beforehand how I went to the grocery store and my grocery store is going nuts this morning and they're giving away all this food

because it's like their grand reopening. But when I was checking out, one of like the checkout people came over to me because I was wearing my homemade jacket that I made. And he goes, that jacket is killer, man. That is such a cool jacket. And I was like, thank you. And I go, I actually made it. And he's like, he's like, that's really cool. So I'm like, you know what I might, I'm floating on cloud nine today. I love it. Very good. Yeah. Yeah. Like the Lord knows I need it. Cause we're about to talk about real housewives of New

York. Um, which actually oddly enough, I enjoyed this. I watched this with my parents who were visiting, which is funny of all the shows to watch with my parents. It's Real Housewives of New York and especially this episode. And my dad fell asleep and my mom, I don't know, I think they may have both fallen asleep through the episode. But you know. Well, you know, that's, that's how this shows rolling this year.

So, oh, by the way, there is still construction. I don't know what they're doing downstairs. I think they've opened a dentistry because there is some drilling. They've everything's put up in there. I don't know what they're drilling in, but something serious is drill. I'll hear the occasional, and so I don't know. I'm thinking they're selling fucking dent demonstrate down there. They might be. So yeah, by the way, of course, as usual, check us out on Patreon, patreon.com slash watch what happens. That's where you

can watch us. That's where you can see my shirt sparkling away. And that's where you can see Ronnie's lovely face and the cool chair in the background there. And, you know, weekly bonus episodes, all that really fun, good stuff that we just, you know, love. But anyway, let's get into... Fun times. Okay, so let's get into this. This episode is called, DARTING RUMORS! And it's episode seven of season two. And they're out of shit. Just saying, say whatever they thought they had is now gone. There is nothing in the arsenal. And I still enjoy it.

Like I love their clothes. I have to say, especially Brynn, she was so infuriating this episode. And I've tried to stand up for Brynn a little bit this season, you know, in my horrible way. I'm sure she wouldn't feel that way, but she dresses so well. She really does.

I love the outfit she wears to lunch when she just starts lying about people and trying to ruin people's lives for no reason. She looks great when she does it. But God, what an idiot. Why don't you just show up and lie? What is the point in compulsive lying? That's never been what this show is about. It's not just about lying to make people mad. She's acting like, I'm sure if you asked her, she'd be like, well, I'm just making a TV show. That's what we do on TV. No, it's not. It's not about lying and trying to fuck people like that.

It's, if you don't have a real argument, you big fucking faker, you're a compulsive liar. It's gross. We want people to, we want people, when they come onto these shows, we want them to engage with people and to be transparent about their lives, et cetera.

Whenever people say, well, you gotta make a TV show. It's like when I hear people say that, or when I say, listen, you got a job to do, it's like we want you to show up and interact honestly. I don't want you to show up and then just create shit just for the sake of creating shit to hopefully make something stick. And even if you do do that, you have to do that with some finesse, because there are some people who do that, but they get away with it because they do it well.

But when you're just clunky, and when no one else cares enough to take the bait that you're dropping, it's a problem. It's a big problem. This show is like, it's not real bait. It's not real bait. It's like trying to fish with gummy worms. It's a lie. And the fish can sense that it's a lie.

I mean, if you don't have anything better to do than just show up and lie, then get out. Like no one's forcing you to be here. Like this is ridiculous. Today is ridiculous. Today was just officially like, oh, I'm just gonna blatantly lie on camera and just laugh about it.

Like, I don't get it. The other on camera and just laugh about it. Like, she also get it. The other thing is, so Ron and I were talking about how we both before we watched this episode, we had already found out that what we don't know for sure. But based on the end of this episode, mild spoilers here, if you haven't watched. But it looks like maybe everything in this episode was just a joke, like a prank that maybe Erin and Rebecca were at planted, you know? And so we had, we actually came in this episode knowing, um, like, oh, that that's,

it looks like that's where this is going that this entire episode is, is about something that's not real. And it was fascinating to me the way, what, with that, knowing that watching like Brynn latch onto this rumor and then gleefully spread it to everyone that she could. And I was like, man, you're shitty. You're a shitty person. Well, but then also just watching every single one of them.

This is the best thing that's ever happened to this show. You know what I mean? This is the best plot wise. This is the best scandal. This is the best thing that's ever happened to this show. You know what I mean? This is the best plot wise. This is the best scandal. This is the only thing that's happened on the show. Like this is there was a pavlova. There was a pavlova. This is the only real scandal that's happened on this show. And to watch each one of them fumble the bag and not be entertaining one after the other. I was like, is this an un-audition? Are you just all taking a turn to ask to be fired at this point? Because this is the best shit that's happened on Housewives and every single one of you is terrible at this. Like, no one can handle this. That's

it. You're canceled. Cut the code. C.I.E. has never been more excited. I mean, she pretty much told like every passing taxi at Chelsea Piers about this. She was like, Oh my God, did you hear about the news? Did you hear about the news? Oh my God, Rebecca Minkoff has had a baby with an alien. It's true. Go, go tell everyone. Tell everyone down at the cab depot. All right. So let's start at the beginning of the episode. Jessel's walking down the street in her head to two leather. And you know, there's pigeons everywhere because that's the theme of the season. Everyone's a pigeon, right? Especially for this episode.

Look at what these pigeons do as, uh, what's your buns tells us later. Ooba. Pigeons. Pigeons control the world. Right. So, um, Jessel's like, oh, fucking time square. Fuck this shit. And then there's no reason to be in time square. Yeah. I don't know why she was there. this shit. And then there's no reason to be in Times Square. Yeah. I don't know why she was there. I Broadway show, get the fuck out of there. Why are you there?

I really empathize. Actually, I was upset we didn't get further contacts because I would have loved to have seen Jessel navigating around, like going to the red lobster that's over there. Like, hello, I have to come here to red lobster to meet Povit who apparently like some sort of cheddar Bay biscuits that you have. I don't know. It sounds stupid and American. So I have to come here to Red Lobster to meet Povit, who apparently likes some sort of cheddar bay biscuit that you have. I don't know. Sounds stupid and American. So then Jenna is with Popeye, her dog.

And man, Popeye really is a Popeye. You know, some dogs that just aren't named very well, they'll be like Blueberry and they're just like this ugly pudgy, you know, stupid dog or bear. But yeah, and it's like a little scrawny chihuahua. Like you're not a bear. Popeye is a Popeye. She's like Popeye, are you okay? And it's like, ah!

Very Popeye. Yeah. Very, very Popeye. Which is funny because Jenna's a little bit like olive oil if you really think about it. So- She is Shelley Duvall-ish. Ish. Shelley Duvall ish from that RIP RIP. So who was the big tentacle II like octopus squid thing? Is

that just like, thing is that just like sigh like sigh. I need a snack. I'm hungry. So anyway, yeah, she's walking the dog and then we have Aaron and she arrives at a cafe. Hi, I'm having lunch with a friend but I would love to sit outside. It's so nice out waitress is probably like I don't fucking care. Aaron is pregnant by the way, that's the news that came out. Speak on an episode that's all about pregnancy rumors yesterday or two days ago, Erin, it's revealed she has pregnant with her fourth child,

so Mazel Tov to Erin, which is actually- Yes, congrats. And it's actually crazy because it's the first baby that's ever stolen Bitcoin from somebody before they came out of the womb. It was really, really well done. I mean, that baby knew the seed phrase. The baby's name is Doge, which is nice.

Yeah. Actually, I honestly, believe it or not, my cold stone heart was actually thought, I was actually warmed by it knowing that she recently lost her father. I thought it was actually lovely that she is bringing new life into this world you know this is not very Ben but I had this moment I was actually happy for her is probably going to be very healing for her so you know I don't know just sharing guys yeah just sharing So Erin and Rebecca start their lunch.

How they eat the, you start every scene on the show. You look amazing. You look amazing. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? I love your purse. I love your purse.

I love your purse. Baa! Every single scene. It's cute. But Rebecca does make this purse. So it's special because this is also, this is not only a tie-in with Wicked, it's also a tie-in with Scientology. We're selling a lot today on this show.

I know, selling Wicked. It's for Witch purses and occult. So that's what we're doing this season on. Yeah. Oh my God. I need one of those back. Oh, yeah. Well, you just say the word, sis. I think I know someone. Hold on one second. I've got a huge amount of mucus coming out of my notes. Like, Oh God, Rebecca, every single episode. So they talk about last night's wild Cinco de Mayo party. They're not problematic at all party that Erin had where she's bringing a mezcal to the world. So she introduces the world to mezcal

and I couldn't believe it. Honestly, I was actually shocked that this did not become a storyline actually, although you never know, maybe next episode it will. But I think we joked about this last week. If we didn't, I'm sure we thought about it, that when Jessel sat down and said, oh, something smells, Erin, is it you?

We're like, watch this become like a five episode arc. And sure enough, Aaron is like, yeah, it was kind of crazy. Like remember, like apparently I smell, you know, I'm like, really? This is gonna be a storyline for you, Aaron, really. I may have jumped ahead, I apologize. And Rebecca's like, well, oh, you did jump ahead

because Aaron, who spends the rest of the episode trying to prove what a gossip Brin is, immediately sits down and is like, well, oh, you did jump ahead because Aaron, who spends the rest of the episode trying to prove what a gossip Brynn is, immediately sits down and is like, hey, Rebecca, I saw Brynn and she said something so mean about you. She said you're from the Nordstrom rack. And I was like, nice. Yeah, subtle Aaron, very, very subtle, pigeonry. And Rebecca is just like, oh, well, that's great. So, um, okay. Good one, I guess. I mean, listen, she doesn't have to like my stuff. I mean, that's fine. I mean,

I built a hundred million dollar company. She goes, Oh yeah, good for you. Okay. Yeah. Good. I loved it. I loved Rebecca's response. That's like the sort of response that comes from someone who's extremely successful. When you're like, oh, like you're so comfortable. You're so settled in with your success. That hearing like a lead try to come for you. I get like, it like, it bounces off of you so hard. She's like, oh, okay, well that's cute. Well, I built a hundred million dollar company.

I actually have a tie in with Cynthia Rivo and Ariana Grande right now. I actually wrote here on a broomstick. So what did you write? What's your tie in with Cynthia Rivo and Ariana Grande right now. I actually wrote here on a broomstick. So what did you write? What's your tie in with? Yeah, it's very like standing in the Nordstrom rack of being mocked by someone at the Ross dress for less. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Am I supposed to give a shit and go ahead and throw those clothes you're trying on on the floor?

You fucking loser like everybody else at my favorite store in the world. Love you Ross call me the second second season a row where they tried to do this because last season it was like, Oh, Jenna Wow, look at her. She's so like she's so passive like she all she does is trying to buy our friendship. It's like, no, she just has so much free shit because she's so successful that she just has to give it away and it's like she's busy designing Rockefeller Center and you're busy opening up a box in Brooklyn.

You're right. Alex McChord phrase. Yes. So she's like well I do think it's pretty distasteful for her to come for my career or anything I've done. I mean I'm not sure what she's done. It's like a little yap dog trying to bite you. I've been bit by real sharks. Okay. Try calling Ron L Hubbard chubby. That didn't work out well. But once I got out of that hole, I started doing really well again. Turns out I'm really good at apologizing. So. Bryn thinks she's going to like insult me. OK, how about try stealing Christie Christie, Ali's chair at the restaurant? That that's a real bite.

Ask her if she's going to vote for Kamala and see where that gets you. Not afraid of you, Yungie. So Erin is like, she's like, well, I feel like Brynn's going to convert to Judaism. I mean, she, she had Passover, she hosted a Seder. She's like, she's desperate for a storyline. That's kind of what we do on this show, like bringing back some Leah. And it also kind of harkens back to Leah's fall from grace when she just became completely lame, not because she converted, but because she was

so desperate for a storyline. And Bryn's fall from grace. Bryn's kind of suffering the same thing right now. It's like, well, I have nothing to do. I'm not dating anybody and I can't show my work. I guess I'll convert to Judaism for the masses. Aaron's like, so by the way, can I ask a personal question that I can tell everyone about?

How does it work? Oh, it totally squirted out. And that's the thing, you know, you really just don't know, I'm not talking about the cup. Again. Yeah, I would love to talk about something else, which is, so you're Jewish, but like, how are you Jewish and a Scientologist?

And she's like, Oh, yeah, well, Jewish Jewish is my religion. But like, the other one's like an applied philosophy. And so it's just like, it's rough, you know? So like when I have like, you know, when things get rough, when you know, Kirsty Alley is, you know, used to throw biscuits at my head, RIP, Kirsty, you would just think like, okay, what would Elron do? And I would say, I'm going to go up into space. It doesn't always work because I haven't been to space yet. But knowing that I could potentially someday get there, it's nice. It's a nice feeling. But you know, she's selling it like it's the best thing ever. She's like, it's just where

I go when I need help with stress or the kids or communication or a decent chicken nugget or just some fresh air or balloon animals. You know, they have balloon animals. They're big believers in that. That's super fun. Massages. That's basically what Scientology is. It's just a warm hug, a cookie that you can smell baking outside. That's basically what Scientology is. It's just a warm hug, a cookie that you can smell baking outside. That's great. I mean, you leave the cookie on the table and we'll murder your family. But otherwise, you know, it's pretty, pretty, pretty fun time. Rebecca, she literally goes, I mean, like, you know how you could go to SoulCycle and say that's a spiritual experience for you? That's like, what's that's what Scientology

is. You know how we need to be there? SoulC soul cycle. They take all of your belongings and all of your money to buy themselves things and it kind of enslave you. It's like that. It's basically the same thing just without bikes. Actually, we do have bikes if you'd like to get it. It's soul cycle, but we actually cycle with your soul. We steal your soul. We ride it around the block a few times and then we don't ever give it back to you. So that's fine. To be fair, soul cycle is a much scarier cult than Scientology. So Rebecca, so so you know, she's like, You and me be someone I'd want to be you loser.

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You know, if you ever see a Scientology center, go in there and give them your bank information, your social security number and just let it wash over you. That's what I would suggest. Yeah. We know that's what you would suggest. Get the fuck out of here with that. Okay. Nobody needs you on your advertising, especially because she's doing so well, you know, she's like so calm. She's not let nothing can make her mad. She's happy. She's peaceful. She's rich as fuck. She's doing the wicked movie. I mean, it looks good to me. And I know what you people are up to. I fucking know. And I'm still like, well, I'm in do they have a happy point? Like a happy meal toy? Like, what does this come

with? I'll give them everything. Yeah, but then you'll have to like walk around Hollywood wearing slacks and like a light blue shirt all day long. I've been reading about the Shelley and I've watched my Leah Remini shows. You are not going to trick me, ma'am. You are not going to fucking trick me like Dr. Atkins did. Okay, that motherfucker. Okay. He also tried to trick me like Dr. Atkins did, okay? That motherfucker, okay? He also tried to trick me with his culty bullshit. I sat there and ate bacon and eggs until my heart almost popped out and I died, okay?

I'm not falling for it again, ma'am. Cut to Ronnie in the middle of the night planting fields of tulips for Nicole Kidman to come to Palm Springs. But Nicole quit. Like they got me. I don't know what happened. They just got me. I think Nicole quit. I mean, if Nicole was still there, I'd be like, Oh, maybe I love her. I really love Nicole. Anyway, I'm not falling for this bullshit. And I hope none of you are either. Okay. Do not check out literature. Do not go to a center. Do not read anything. Don't do it. It's dangerous. Danger. Okay.

My friend went to a center and they like locked the doors and like they made her watch a movie and she was like, please let me go. She had to pretend like she had to go to the bathroom. So they would let her out and she ran out of there. Yeah, that's scary. And they do get in a self-help way here in Hollywood. It's like, it's just a place you just, you know, you're stressed and you need some confidence. We're just people to talk to and then they record everything that you tell them

and use it against you allegedly and blackmail you with it for the rest of your life. Allegedly. Just don't do it. It's just not good. I like Rebecca. You know, I'm willing to look past faults. Oh, I love Rebecca. I'm really enjoying her on the show. I like her energy, even with the bullshit she pulls in this episode. I still like her, but this is a no for me. No, no, I do not.

I say no to your sample. You can keep moving along, ma'am. Okay. Ronnie is going to go clear out of this situation. I'll tell you, I'm about to clear your ass. Scientology. Clear. But that being said, I do enjoy Rebecca on this show as some like a weird entity that comes through.

This weird, highly successful entity that does nothing. So she's like, you know, when I was born, my parents were just trying to like find out about it. And then like, yeah, when I was 18, that's when I felt like this is something I need to deal with the insanity of my life. So it's been like a great, it's been great for me. I'm like, listen, not to harp on this whole thing, but like the choices you make when you're 18, sometimes they're like, sometimes it's time to revisit them and say, is this still a good choice for me? Like, because let me tell you something. If I didn't do that, I might still be wearing Tevas every day. Right This is my stand by all of mine, you know, I stand by every damn stupid choice I made. But I took this more as her being like, um, it was, it wasn't until the age

of consent that I really decided that I was, Oh, okay. So you weren't indoctrinated since you were a child. You're making sure to be like exactly on my 18th birthday. It was amazing. I registered for the army possibly and for the draft, which I don't think I did actually, but I'll just go with that. And Scientology, you know, I was the store. I made all my decisions right into time. I would love to see Rebecca Minkoff as a soldier. Like that's the funniest visual for me. Hi. So I know we're going to be like making an offensive over here, but I was also thinking like maybe I should stay back and like I can just like accessorize the camp a little bit. What do you think?

Um, guys, you bombed my barracks. Is that supposed to hurt my feelings? Because I make purses for wickets. So. Hey, so this tank, this is like really nice. But you know what? The thing is I can't even come up with like a theoretical situation because I know it's a little about Rebecca. All she does is like, yeah. So the other day I was on the battlefield and this guy, he just got blown up. I mean, his blood, his intestines actually wrapped around my neck and I was like, oh my God, that's how I'm just not gonna stand near people because I don't need the intestines

around them. I'm like roasting you all out right now. Sometimes all a terrorist needs is to breastfeed a little bit. It brings people right around. It just warms even the hearts. Does anyone mind this prisoner of war, I let him suck on my tit for a little bit. Is that okay? I just don't want to be mean, just keep giving him oranges. You know, it's so funny. He finished and he got color back in the space and he literally said, pow. It's not funny. I know we're supposed to be staying in bunk beds, but I brought my virginity bed.

Does anyone mind if I just sleep in that? So the producer's like, because she's like, okay, so you know, there's so many stereotypes. So if you want to know anything, read a book, watch the movie, see the concert, buy the album, you know, listen to the book on tape as you sleep at night. Certainly it'll get past the walls there. And the producer's like, so when you say go read a book, the first thing that comes to mind is going clear and she goes, oh, well, not that book.

Oh God, I need to be reprimanded. Erin's like, you know what? I have so much respect for her that I would never want to insult her belief system, mainly because she's like much richer than I am. So I'm just gonna be nice to her. But yeah, I think I know too much about Scientology. I wish I knew less. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yeah. So that was the Scientology conversation we've all been waiting for. It's all great. Stop asking. It's the happiest place on earth, okay? Now sit your Mickey ass mouse down. So their salads arrive. And so now it's time to gossip. And Erin's like, yeah, Jussell's a funny one. She says I smell. Who says that? They go to someone's event when you're dressed like the salsa girl emoji.

And they say that to you. Like, are you kidding me right now? Like, are you serious right now? Like, are you kidding me? Can I have an order, a side order of kidding me so I could just be like, are you kidding me right now? Like, here I am introducing America to a brand new beverage and she's going to say that I smell, you know, it smells urine tolerance because I introduce you to Mezcal right now. But then also your urine tolerance smells. It's a super weird. So Aaron, um, it's like, how about like, hi, nice to see you. How was your night?

Thank you for bringing this very rare and special beverage to North America for once. It's about time that a lady from New York did something for Mexico, right? And Rebecca's like, well, I thought natural deodorant works for me. I mean, so does every poor person who's under me in Scientology.

It actually really is a good cult. They put it on me. I've actually made it out of children of the poorest in Scientology. So let's see, it's natural deodorant. I meet Cynthia Arribo, put her nose in my armpit before we move forward with our collaboration and she said it smelled okay. So, um, then Uba goes into the Jonathan Adler store and the clerk greets her and poor Uba is just so lonely, man. She's really making this poor clerk lift a lot in this scene.

She's like, hi, welcome to the store. She's like, oh, I'm so excited. I'm moving to my boyfriend's house. I need some color. You know what I mean, right? Let's talk deeply about it. I'm moving to my boyfriend's house. I need some color. You know what I mean, right? Let's talk deeply about it." She's like, is there anything that you want to buy because my dog's very sick. Just like to get back to my magazine. I'd love to have a baby. I hope it's not too late. What do you think?

So then Stacy and her friend, they're in Jonathan Adler, which is like an interior decor store. See you later, decorator. See store, large decorator, senior leader decorator. And there's all these lamps and chachkas and pottery, this and bars, that everything. And this lady Stacy brings you a full on bores. I into the, into this place. Okay. Well, you know, I already have my thing about like people bring dogs to too many places.

Like they just think it's like they can bring their dog anywhere. But like that being said, I'm also aware of that. Like they more or less can bring dogs. But why are you bringing this big ass dog to this place with expensive pottery that can just be flung to the ground with one wag of the tail? I was like offended. I was offended on behalf of Jonathan Adler.

Yeah. So that dog didn't look happy, I'll tell you that. I, I don't, I don't really have that. I've just kind of given in cause AI have a dog, but also there's, there literally are dogs like in home goods. People just walk in their dogs through the home goods. I'm like, I don't, I don't know why that is, but I've accepted that it happens. And so I'm okay with it. Now this dog looked like, why am I here? Please let me just go home. I'm a hundred years old. Do you know what I want to do? I want to lay my lanky ass down. I'm

very tall. I'm a six foot doll tall old dog. I don't want to walk around your goddamn store looking at booby vases. Just let me rest. That Borzoi looks like it tells other dogs in the park. Oh, I don't watch TV. No, I just like to curl up and read the New Yorker. Like, you know, all the other dogs like, I don't watch. Oh, here's whatever happened to reading. Am I wrong? You know, I was just reading this review by Machiko Kakutani, the New York Times. Oh, she, I love the way she writes like, Oh,

shut up and watch the best singer for once for serious. Um, so on and on about Oliver, Oliver, Oliver, can you believe it? I finally hit the, the, the, I finally hit the bullseye with Oliver. You know, I need to bring some color in this house, but I can't move into his house because it's Connecticut. I'm a New York girl. I have to stay in New York the whole time. What if I can't get pregnant? I'm going to get pregnant. Right. What do you think? Oh, look, this has butterflies. I love butterflies, but it has Beatles. Sorry. No Beatles. Beatles don't like cockroach. I don't get pregnant? I'm going to get pregnant, right? What do you think? Oh, look, this has butterflies. I love butterflies, but it has beetles. Sorry.

No beetles. Beetles look like cockroach. I don't like cockroach. Remember when we saw a cockroach, but it was fake. Remember? And then I do up. OK, back to presents. Oh, look, it's a it's a pillow. This is beautiful. It's a rainbow, but it's not too much. I'm like, first of all, Jonathan Adler is just not going to fly on Greenwich. I'll tell you that much. OK, if it's not made by like, you know,

L.B. in Orlando and or Creighton Merrill, it's just not going to work or Ralph Lauren. So then, Uba's just going on about how she has different lifestyle with Oliver and everything and it's just sort of going on and on and like, Oh my God, it's a bug. Because that's her new thing is she's going to throw up about everything this year, which I don't know. I mean, I guess it's an effort being made. Because that's her new thing is she's going to throw up about everything this year, which I don't know. I mean, I guess it's an effort being made.

So she goes on and on about Oliver and how Oliver has a schedule and he wakes up and goes to the gym and I can predict his day. But sometimes I lay on the sofa and stare at the wall for six hours. So it's going to be rough. Yeah, sounds great. So she also talks about how during her period, she's now having excruciating pain. So maybe she has fibroids or something, I don't know, but she's going to go check to get that checked out.

And Stacy's like, yeah, you should get that checked out. So in other words, it was a great scene. Now we go with Sai and she's with her daughter, London, and they are, they head over to Rebecca's office. And Sai tells us that Rebecca invited London and Cy over to check out Rebecca's new collection that's been inspired by the film Wicked. So we love seeing that NBC Universal synergy at play. Yeah, super subtle stuff. One thing I don't remember the witches having in wicked are purses, but you know what? I don't think they had happy meals either. And you know

there's going to be a goddamn happy meal or something about it. So who knows? Yeah. I had a shaving cream that said Jurassic Park and it was dinosaurs all over it. And I was like, what does this have to do with shaving cream? Dinosaurs didn't save. They didn't have hair. They were reptiles. Excuse you. Excuse you. The shaving can, the shaving cream can played a pivotal role in Jurassic Park.

It is what Newman hid the embryos in to smuggle out of the park. That's true. I forgot about that. Damn it. You got there. I was just so upset about this whole shaving cream thing. Got me on that one Newman got me Newman. I am your Jurassic Park ombudsman. But but either way,

your point remains, which is that like a Rebecca Minkoff Wicked tie in is like, like peak ridiculous. Yeah. So, um, and also London gets called cause London is an influencer herself, even the children on the show are influencers. So London's like, wow, it is a fairy wand. Wow. It is, this is so cool. And Rebecca's like, well, you better pick your favorite purse cause you're gonna get to keep one. And she's like, wow, that is so great.

Like this kid is literally handed something everywhere they go. They're like, oh my God, that little kid has a following. Give her a pizza, give her this cap for free. You can tell she's like, thanks for your little purse. Mommy, could you put this in the Chanel? Yeah. So this one, this bag here, we took some inspiration from

Alphabas broomstick and this purse here. We just took some inspiration from, um, a big poop that I had the other day. So anyway, take whatever you want. This purse doesn't look like a purse because it's just a big pile of goo after water was thrown on Elphaba. And you know what else is like a big pile of goo? I have to take- Don't talk like that in front of my daughter.

Don't talk, don't tell them about the diva cup. No more good talk today. So, yeah, so they have this whole, you know, this whole wicked accessories tie-in moment. And then London's like, I have been told by NBC Universal that I have to go to the bathroom now, so I'm gonna go away and I'll be gone for a very long time

so you guys can have a scene. Yeah. So they start talking about, you know, stuff. Let's see here. They're still talking about purses. I'm trying to fast forward through this. Okay. So they're going to have a dodge ball game, right? Yes. Uh, there's going to be dodge ball, which again, funny concept, Rebecca Minkoff playing dodge ball and science like,

I love a good dodge ball game. Let's have some fun. And besides some of these girls need a boss to own in their faces. So size like. Which was she also got a hungry in there. She did. Yeah, because size says she picked up a little black clutch and she's like, when I went to chicken dinner, power of millennials, when I went to chicken dinners. Oh, God, give me some snacks.

Okay. How mad was Brynn that she didn't get to say the line about getting balls thrown in their face? Sorry, I took the line. I'm sure she says it later. Doesn't she getting ball dodge ball? Getting balls thrown in my face. Just another day in my week. That's why I like girls. I don't have to worry about sending balls in my week. That's why I like girls. I don't have to worry about sending balls in my face. I'm so gay right now.

Look, I'm playing sports, Jenna. So then there's a dodge ball game. Okay, so then Brynn comes, what are we talking about? Brynn's coming down the street and she's going to No Mo Soho. No Mo Soho, what happened to so how they're just like no mo no hoes no mo so Aaron Aaron Jessel and if there are homophobes there that be like no mo homo so yeah there's no homos here anymore like no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo,

no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no homo, no hom coming down here. I just came from work and Jess is like, Oh, do you have to go in every day to the quote unquote job that you have? No, just think three days a week. And like, I, you know, I worked in tech before. So it's like, girl, I like love me. Say that I love my team. I love them. They're not yours.

I don't believe you. She's like, they're like, well, so what's your thing? Because this is one of those like, okay, let's give Brent a chance to talk about our work because everybody was calling her a sugar baby last year. Okay, Brent, tell us about your work. It's like, I have a team. There's like 14 people here and then there's like 50 people in Tokyo and then there's like 30 people on top of the Matterhorn and then there's like 50 people who work at their

garage. So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, there's like 14 people here, and then there's like 50 people in Tokyo, and then there's like 30 people on top of the Matterhorn, and then there's like 50 people

who work underground. It's like nuts, it's death, it's all over the place all the time, and kind of like balls in my face. And because it's with NBCU, I'm contractually obligated to tell you that 30% of my workforce is munchkins, wicked, and theaters November 22nd. So she talks about how she has 50 something engineers in London and Erin's like, oh wow, that's a whole thing. Just like wow, that's huge.

That's crazy. So there's all of those people just riding trains around an office. No, not train engineers, internet engineers. I don't, I don't follow. I don't follow. You know, Brynn to me is someone that's hyper smart and she's building an app. And the fact that she seems excited about this role, I'm happy for her. I don't know what she does, but like,

I don't know. She's there. And so Aaron's like, I'm gonna be silent. If you fuck around with her job, she'll come for you. I'm like, Oh, let's not do that. Do I really smell like seriously like we're gonna start this lunch and know it's gonna be interesting to smell. Actually, I have to go to London not this week, but the next week. I'm very, very important. And they're like, wow, Jessel says, you're such a London girl. You're more of a London girl than I ever was. Look at you. She goes, oh my God. Yeah. It's like so cute that you have it in your Instagram profile,

but I'm the one that has been there more. And then she goes, Yeah, you should put on your Instagram. Yeah, you should put it on Instagram profile. She goes, I wouldn't do that because I'm not a basic bitch. I call back. And we see a flashback to calling just a little basic bitch because she's likes to drink her water out of glasses instead of directly from the carafe. So then I drink out of I drink out from the carafe. So then I drink out of,

I drink out of the bottle cause I'm not a basic bitch. Still remains. I think the highlight of the season. So Bryn's like, by the way, I called Jenna the next day and I was like, I want to be a lesbian. Just kidding. And I was like shocked by like what Jenna had to say when I asked her, she thought you were a big thing just kidding. And I was shocked by what Jenna had to say when I asked her. She thought you were a basic bitch. And Jessel's like, but what did she say? Did she say yes? And Ben's like, well, she goes, Jessel's cute.

And I was like, but is she a basic bitch? Yes or no? Answer the question. It's like very definitive. And she goes, I don't know. I'm gonna have to think about it. Hi. And Jessel's like, think about it?

What? And then we see a clip to what really happened on FaceTime. And I was like, oh, you know, I mean, the joke about Jessel being a basic bitch, I mean, the reason that's funny is because she's not a basic bitch at all. 100% not a basic bitch. Zero part of her is basic or a bitch.

It's not basic or a bitch or a bitchy basic. None of those things. In fact, I don't think I would even feel comfortable watching Basic Instinct because if I thought about Jessel while watching the movie, I would feel like that's a betrayal about how I actually feel about her, which is that she is 1000% not a basic bitch. Let me make it clear. Not a basic bitch. If she was cable, she'd only be HBO. She's just not basic at all.

Yeah. If she were a computer log language, it definitely would not be basic. She would be coming in probably around like, you know, Java or Java script, but definitely not. Yeah, she's no doc. And Brent's like, well, hang on, because sometimes I think that a basic bit is someone who tries too hard. That's a little basic. Well, pot. Hi. The kettle's offline too. So Jenna's like, well, I mean, I don't, I don't know. I mean, okay, let's just table that one. Cause I'm not going to give you the basic bitch thing for Jenna. For Jessel.

It's like as clear as day that Jenna has not co-signed. She's like, I, I don't want to talk about this. And then she turns it around and she called you a basic bitch. You're so stupid. Like honestly, at this point, it's not cute. It's not funny. It's just dumb. It's just dumb.

It's just dumb. It's just dumb. It's just dumb. It's just dumb. It's just dumb. It's just dumb. And she's like, I don't want to talk about this. And then she turns it around and she called you a basic bitch. You're so stupid. Like honestly, at this point, it's not cute. It's not funny. It's just dumb. It's not even like good enough to be fun. You know, it's like you're trying to get people to fight with Jenna.

Why? People like Jenna more than you and they're always going to get over it. Like, I think if you're going to destroy it, you're going to need a lot more than stupid games like this. You know, I think she thinks she's really doing something here. I think that she is like, I'm trying to get this show like come on, we got to do a show, we got to start fighting, yada, yada, yada. But it's like you're so clunky about it, like the whole audience sees what you're doing. And on top of that, production is

airing, they're basically putting you on blast. Every time you try to do something, production is like showing the audience, like look what she's trying to do. So production clearly does not appreciate Brynn doing this. Production would probably be happier if they just acted normally, acted like themselves. But yeah, she's just trying really hard. So Jessel's like, that's crazy

because she's always comments out like, you know, how my dress? And clearly she doesn't feel that way. I can't believe it. Jenna, is she two-faced? What is that? And Brent's like, yeah, Jenna Lyons. And Erin's like, I mean, it's like Jenna, the ultimate style guru is telling her that her style sucks. It's almost as bad as someone telling me I smelled at my own party. Right. When I'm trying to improve culture by introducing something special and very brand new. So Jess was like, I mean, she was the one that was defending me.

And so Jess was like all upset. And she's like, you know, is Jenna defending me to my face? And then behind my back calling me a basic bitch, you know, Jenna does shop at gap. So like, I don't know who's the basic bitch around here. I'm like, well, listen, Jessel, if that was, if you're trying to do a sick burn on Jenna for shopping at a cap, I mean, she's from J crew. Like, like this is not going to really be like, yeah, of course she shops a gap.

That makes sense. Yeah. She probably invented half the things at the gap. So, uh, and Brent's like, oh, I don she shops at Gap. That makes sense. Yeah, she probably invented half the things at the Gap. So, and Brynn's like, Oh, I don't think it's that big a video. Oh God, like insipid, seriously. So then Brynn's like, you know, I wouldn't even care if someone called me basic.

And she's like, it's really fun getting a ride that is just so much fun. Like am I strategically like leaving out that I might've also called amazing? During the time that you're not you're just poisoning soup for no reason. You know what I mean? Like you're not even anything fucking lazy ass get out of here.

Yeah, I'm not careful tunnel cause I turn the mat so much. I'm like, is that how you get carpal tunnel? I thought it was from bad wrist posture with typing, but that's okay. Um, so then Brin's like, Oh, and another funny thing at your party. Uh huh. So he asked like, where's Rebecca? And I just like made a joke about like the nurse wreck awards. Oh, wait, can I pause you right now for a minute? I think she is really sensitive.

Oh my God, I can't believe it. I have something to say. Why is she like pregnant? Whoa, whoa, you guessed that. Wow, I can't say, oh my God. Wow, this is real. Oh my God, Mez real. Oh my God. That's kind of-

So Brynn's like pregnant again. She just kind of nods at her like, ooh, be quiet. It's a secret. And so Jess was like, she's what? And then they're all like, oh my God. And then it's like, that's why she's not drinking. And so the other two are shocked and it even gets crazier. And Brynn goes, who's the dad?

Are you making a joke or do you know something? No, I'm making a joke. Well, it's not a joke. It's actually like not a joke. It's like a big thing like Mezcal will be. It's going to be bigger than even probably empanadas, which I'm considering bringing to America. And Brim was like, wait a minute, I was just joking. That's my joke.

Like when everyone says who's pregnant, I say like, who's the dad? Am I dating him already? Is someone sawing a leg off the table? What is that noise? It's like not confirmed, but we and we don't know that, but it's just like guys, it's like fucking crazy. We have like a mutual friend and she said that like Rebecca had this like one night. Let's just like a crazy night. Wait, do, wait, do they have an open relationship? Like me and Parvit, where it's not really open. It's more like he's in a relationship with both me

and every fried chicken sandwich in Manhattan. So basically her husband doesn't mind her sharing her bond me and getting it plowed by other people. It's like, I guess, but, and Joss was like, do they have an open relationship? And she's like, um, I guess, but, and just was like, do they have an open relationship? And she's like, well, she is pregnant. That's very early on and she's really stressed about it. And then, and she said she doesn't know who the dad is. She goes, well, she didn't tell me that, but I heard it. We have it like, I don't have one yet. She has like four. Can I just like, I'll pay her.

Come on. Come on. He's like, no, yeah, she's got beautiful babies. Yeah. And she's still breastfeeding. Yeah, this is just like what I heard guys. And so then Brynn confirms everything that we all kind of know about her,

which is don't trust the client ones. I'm loud and I'm a fucking prude. So yeah, I would never in my wildest dreams. And Jess was like, this is madness, absolute madness. And at this point I was like, wow, seriously? Fuck Aaron, who does that? Like who does that? That is so bad to like sit in someone's face

and kiss their ass and then turn around and like try and ruin their life like she has children man i really did get worked up because i didn't know until the last half of this episode so i was totally oh no i just i had i had been spoiled already so i knew this was fake so i was just like but i was thinking like i can imagine watching this and being like this is so fucking rude and then i was also thinking like well they don't imagine watching this and being like, this is so fucking rude. And then I was also thinking like, well, they don't know that this is fake. And like, I can't believe they're not clocking in. Like this is so shitty to like, just like gossip about this.

Like, you know. I'm too young, Cameron. Like, why is it? Yeah. Okay, so then we go to Raquel and fiance Mel going to a bar called The Bush, which is so fucking funny because New York and their naming of gay bar is like the dick ball sack tight.

Come down your goal. Like, okay, like we, we got it. I love that the lesbians are like Bush girl. Are we, are we not traumatized about what the bushes did to this country? Still like, come on. Like I get that we all have it but still I also think it's funny how gay bars whether they're gay or lesbian bars just name all their cocktails they're just so like well we're a gay bar so we might as well name our cocktail about something some aspect of our of like 100% of life. Tom Gossler. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we'll have two slutty punches please. Thank you so much.

Yeah. Well, I hope this place at least has like a big gigantic painting of Barbara Bush as you walk in to make it because I mean, Barbara Bush was like the biggest bullish lesbian ever. She's like, oh yeah, you won't fuck with me. So I think it would be great if they had a lesbian bar with Barbara Bush's face as she walked in. So Raquel and Mel walk in and they're talking like Aaron and Abe are going to come meet them. And they're both like, I wonder if they've ever been to a bar like this. And they're like, Oh, probably not. So Aaron and Abe, they arrive and Mel and Abe love each other. They just do and they're wearing

like the same outfit and you know I really enjoy Mel as well. I'm like I want to be friends with Mel and so Raquel they're just like oh my god hi and they're like oh my god we love Abe and apparently Mel's whole thing is that she calls Abe Gabe because she conflated gay and Abe together and made Gabe because she was talking about gay bars at the time. So that's the other thing. So she likes him because he has lesbian sensibilities. I like that. So then they start talking about, go ahead. Yeah, they start talking about stuff. And then we have this moment from Abe where I was like, uh, can we go back to this? Cause he's like, no, so he's like, what do you think I was going? I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. It's literally the next thing on my, on the note.

I never know where you're going. So I just wanted to make sure we didn't skip it. Okay. Go on. No, go ahead. Well, he's like, he's like, he's like, I've I've never kissed a guy. I've been tempted in college. I came really close. And there was a point where I questioned my sexuality. And it just leaves it right there. We don't get anything more. I was like, hello. What is that abnormal?

Well, I feel like I feel like it's abnormal for a lot of men to to say that on camera. Yeah, I think like, yeah. Well, last year his thing was I could have a threesome, but it better be with another guy. Remember when he said that to Aaron, she's like, Abe, like what? Oh, yeah, I think maybe everybody's a little fluid these days. It's 2024. If you haven't considered making out with somebody of a different gender than you, you just aren't paying attention to Pornhead.

I guess, I guess not. So Abe is like, so you were married to a man? When did you realize you were into women? Are you like, what was your journey? So they talk about that. Now this is a little worrisome. He's like, so how long did it take you at from the time you were curious in college? How long did it take you to finally escape from that fucking mezcal monster? She's like, uh, I hope you're not getting personal. Nope. Nope. Not talking about myself at all.

I mean, enjoying that, enjoying that gum, gum guzzler. Okay. When did you, how did you escape? Did you write down instructions? Please pass them over. enjoying that gum guzzler? Okay. When did you, how did you escape? Did you write down instructions? Please pass them over. So yeah, we hear that Raquel was like a model in an Italian pensiones,

which is a dorm for all the models. And like apparently she hooked up with other women there when she was like in her, when she was like 19 or 20 or so, something like that. Oh, also we should correct what we were talking about last week as far as Raquel goes. So we were misunderstanding her whole story. So she gave a lot of information last week about being in a relationship and then she was with Mel, but she was keeping it quiet because she was in a partnership with somebody else that was a famous artist and so they had to keep it quiet to sell their art and then she got bullied online with

Mel and all that stuff. Well, that was not her husband. That was a female artist that she'd left her husband for already. So I got that all confused. If you're like, how dare you? You don't know this. I don't know shit. I don't know shit about art. You know, did they make the Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris and five different languages poster at the Home Goods? Then I don't know them. Okay, I'm sorry. I know, I thought the story was exactly how you said it too. By the way she said it on camera, it definitely made it sound like she left

her husband for Mel or something like that. That's what I thought, but no. So anyway, we were wrong about that. Sorry, history broken. We broke history. So now they're talking about, you know, we were wrong about that. Sorry history broken. We broke history So now they're talking about You know Raquel's like well, I mean I was she's making me sound slutty cuz Mel goes drink your slutty pats Honey, she's like hey now she's making me sound slutty. It wasn't slutty

Yeah, well, I mean I hope it was slutty. I mean you were in the house of models gosh That's the time to slut it up, right and Aaron's's like, well, Gabe is slutty, so don't worry about it. So Raquel's like, yeah, but marriage wasn't what I expected to be. And it wasn't his gender. It was just not a good marriage. So she kind of goes into that whole thing. And she ended up finding out she was really a lesbian beyond the hooking up with people in college. But when she really had a reckoning with herself, it's when she met Bethany Frankel. Bethany Frankel said, it's a reckoning. Is when she watched the L Word,

which lends credence to all of those morality police who are like, you better watch what's on the TV because soon everyone's going to be gay. I guess it does work sometimes. L Word was such a good show, it converted some people. Yeah, it like lured someone in. L job, L Word. Yeah. Yes.

So, and I like to think that we are actively making people gay as they listen to our podcast. Yes, hell yes. If Rebecca's allowed to come on here and say, be a Scientologist, I'm allowed to come on here and say, make outologist, I'm allowed to come on here and say make out with another dude guys, try it. Just try it. You might like it. Hey, come on. Let's revisit. So then Erin, she's like, Oh, yeah. So Mel, Mel went to space and you got a space rock because we

call that engagement ring a space rock. Isn't that funny? Mel? Oh, God. I love being with the guys. They're so funny. I'm just like so obsessed with it. And Mel's like, well, you know, cause she's not basic and they all start laughing like, ah, so now it's Jessel walking down with her mom, walking around with her mom to go have some lunch. And they go, Jessel. Oh no, it's not lunch. Cause Jessel, the mom's like, I'm hungry. No, the mom says I'm not hungry. And Jessel says, well, you're definitely going to be eating, but it's not food and it's a

jewelry store. So what does that mean? Does that mean like, Oh my God, she ate. Yeah, I think so. I think Jessel's trying to use that slang. Like you're eating, you're eating mother. It's slang. It's slang for you're doing something really well, like buying jewelry. You're eating literal mother. So this is my favorite jewelry store and I have Pavit's credit card and every time he eats a banh mi I get to buy a ring. We love it, that arrangement." So she's like, I love taking his credit card. He might get a fraud alert. It's fine. He'll just clear it. So they look at, you know, jewelries and stuff like that, which isn't so bad. It's like $600, which for this show is really good. Didn't we see somebody looking

at a $40 million or 4 million i guess on slc yeah this week last yeah so yeah this is cheap 680 600 dollars is like that's that is that is real cheap that's like that's like gina so jessel is like so for like vacation whatever i want to go on vacation." And Neelam was like, "'Wait a second, I'm worried about Pobit.' I guess they're still talking about credit cards and all this stuff and buying." She was like, "'Well, he married me, so that's what he gets.

This is the repercussions of that.'" So now they start talking about how it would be a good push gift if she could have a baby, you know? So we talk about Jessel and her baby, which I'm still not buying for some reason. I don't know why I don't buy this. I don't believe she wants another baby.

And then I think she's like, oh, we found a therapist. He lives in Mexico City. He's gonna help us communicate. Cause you know, he doesn't have like an American sort of point of view, which I think is sometimes very like, you know, narrow. You know, we needed to find a therapist that was in Mexico City because you know, he's not like American and disgusting and unpleasant, stupid, boring.

And then she tells us Mexico City is very cultural. There's so many food options. I mean, you know, they can connect on that front as an icebreaker. What do you want everyone to connect with your husband about? Nachos? Truly, I picked the friggin therapist based on the food landscape. You know, they can lead a horse to water, but it's not going to drink the water unless he finds out that it's been written up in Iter Mexico city. She's such a weirdo. Yeah, I got therapists from Mexico so public can talk about Mexican appetizers with them. Surely this will work. Okay. I know. I was like, this is, this is an interesting approach. So she's just saying that she likes

it. This therapist has a global point of view, which is helpful because they're British. And, and basically, I don't know if this therapist has a global point of view or just a non American point of view. Because, like, you know, you're in I mean, in New York, you have to imagine a lot of people with global sensibilities. But I just love that she's she has going all just love that she's going all the way to Zoom with someone in Mexico City when there's like, New York City is like the land of therapists, right?

Like, that's where it all is. But God bless, Jessica. They're Americans. She wants somebody from somewhere that's going to tell Povit, have more children. That's what she's saying, which kind of is like, you know, it's a little questionable. It's a little questionable, but you know, okay. So then, um, because just deciding not to get offended because I'm just over it. So then, um, and also because it's Jessel, she's so ridiculous. It's like trying to

decode what Jessel is really saying is like, wait a minute, are you saying that you have to go to a Mexican to tell you to have more? What are you talking about? Like what kind of brain what kind of weird twisted shitty you want right now? So anyway, they start talking about that. And she's like, okay, now that we've got that storyline out of the way, Rebecca Minkoff is a whore who went into a train and got pregnant by 20 different people. Her mom's like, what? What? Her mom was like, shock. She's like,

What? What? Her mom was like shocked. She's like, what? Also, who is this person? Yeah. So now we go to the Chelsea peers for Phil house. Cause it's time for dodge ball. Psy. Can I eat those? No. I'm so hungry. Yeah. And so, uh, yeah, people are showing up and everything. And Brynn shows up in like a t-shirt that says like, watch out, I'm gay, which, you know, like,

She's really, uh, like she really leaning into the gay baiting, isn't she? I mean, this is just blatant right here. Like I've heard of, you know, I've heard of like gay baiting or queer baiting and everything, but this is just really just right on the nose there. Well, especially when you go to a sports thing, cause that's like stereotypically a lesbian thing. You know what I mean? It's like playing into weird stereotype.

I don't know, she's exhausting, this girl. So I didn't even notice that she was wearing that, if that tells you anything. I've started to just kind of fuzz her out, like, you know, unwanted content on the internet when you have children. So it's just like, she's just like a blurred out blob that kind of comes out of my screen and lies a few times.

So anyway, so they're talking about how cute each other looks. Oh my God, everyone looks so cute. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? Yeah, it's like more. It really is like that.

That's like my mental state when I watch that. And Brins being cute, she brought like football man's to protect her boobs. And just like more and more people, Raquel shows up. And then Jessel shows up wearing some sort of like strange, like padded outfit. Like she's going to be wrestling or something. Yeah. And so then, um, we, Sy starts talking about how she's in trouble because she went on Jeff Lewis and

during the commercial break when you're being recorded, but it's easy to, you know, I mean, even Jamison tells you you're being recorded, but still, I guess it just feels more casual cause everyone's swiping on their phone. And Jeff had said something like, well, how's the new girl? And she's like, oh, she's boring. Yeah, she's really boring. And so that was in all the news.

So she's in trouble now. Isn't it funny that this was the one time they decided not to air a Jeff Lewis clip? Like every single other thing, it's like, well, I heard on Jeff Lewis, you said you like Diet Coke more than Diet Pepsi and then like roll the Jeff Lewis clip But here there's actually something that actually people cared about in the news over in the gossip gossip rags and they didn't show it So she's like Rebecca sent it to me and she didn't even say anything

She just sent me the link and I was like what you're very nice and she was like, no you said I was boring And she just laughs she's like I did say it's boring. It's boring, Pat. Yeah. I mean, no one wants to be boring. Sorry. Sorry. Um, well, you're on the wrong show for that concern. So then, um, she's like, yeah, I'm always in trouble. Sorry. It's like, well, you know what? Like sometimes you have to be careful with the quiet ones. That's like my new thing. By the way, have you heard that she's like a, Rebecca's like a freak in the sheets.

Yeah. And yeah, I've been going around town. They do like have fun with other people and stuff, regardless of the consequences. And she goes, what kind of consequences? No staff time? No, pregnancy's stupid. The biggest kind. She goes, what kind of consequences? No stat time? No, pregnancy's stupid, the biggest kind. She's just like, oh, like another man's baby,

those kinds of consequences. Ah. Yeah, I heard this from Erin and I was like, fuck, that's not true, that's not true. And Erin's like, and Sai's like, Erin said this, huh? And so Sai is now like, oh's not true. That's not true. And Aaron's like, I'm sorry. It's like Aaron said this. And so Sai is now like, oh my God, this is the most exciting thing I've heard all week long.

So then, you know, she's just like, her eyes are wide and she has a huge smile on her face. So then Brynn says that she left out lunch and she called everybody that she knows because she knows everybody in Rebecca Minkoff's circle. And they totally were saying that she's a freak, basically. She's so full of shit. Yeah. So she's like,

gossip girl over here, I'm a little shell shocked. I think Bryn's take on Rebecca is like, is that she's no NVA, like no value added, you know? And from her fashion to her personality. So I think this news is giving Brynn all the ammunition she can get just to sweeten the part. So yeah, and she's right, because now Brynn is like salivating at the mouth

to be able to spread ambitious rumors about Rebecca, which wind up ultimately, it seems like they're false. Right. So then Jessel's like, well, I just had a meeting with her and oh, sitting here knowing this information, I feel so awkward, especially because I was eating jewelry. Delicious actually. With some pickled vegetables, it was a jewelry banh mi, and it was disgusting, actually. So then we see the flashback, and Rebecca's like,

honestly, I get just so hungry right now, I don't even know why. She's like, why? Why? Because, I mean, I'm working out like crazy. Oh, and you're breastfeeding too. Yeah, and I'm breastfeeding. Right, and? And?

Breastfeeding while getting railed by multiple men in a dark alley kind of a thing, is it? Um, well, my Diva Cup did fall out again, so there was that. Is that what you're talking about? So Jessel's just like barely able to keep from laughing. She's just staring right into the camera like, you're catching this, right? So then Jenna arrives and she's like in a blazer because you know, that's what you wear to dodgeball. And they're all like, not talking to her like everyone's like saying hi and

then brain was like, you look kind of basic to me. I'm just not going to lie. So they laugh about it. And, um, so then, um, Jessel's like, so what are you a freak for real? What part did you get verified? Brynn? That it's someone else's baby or what? And she's like, well, I used to work with Gavin back in the day. So I called some of our old friends and I was like, hi, it's me, the baby from

work, do you remember me? I made poopy in my pants. And I was like, hi, it's me, the baby from work. Do you remember me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, what, what? I made poopy in my pants. Oh, sorry. That's not very sexy baby of me. So anyway, here's the thing. Do they do whatever?

And then people are like, yeah, that's their thing. Like they're very, you know, like they're cool. They're like Bohemian and they sleep around whatever. So do you think she's just lying about this? Cause now it looks like she's just lying about this too, right? Probably. She's probably like just trying to like make it a bigger thing. Right. And just was like, so is this some hippie shit? Cause some Scientology shit, I don't fucking know. And he does not care.

It's like not a big deal. And just feels like, so it's not a big deal that she got knocked up by some other guy. I mean, look, this is wild. Look, my mother's there in the corner. Look at her face. Her mom's like, what? See, she's scandalized.

Why is your mom missing a tooth? She tried to eat a bracelet. She didn't understand the slang. Oh, well, it's 2024, baby. People do stuff. I mean, I'm still going to shame them on national television about it, but I mean, at least they're doing it. Yeah.

Modern times. Uh, gaga boo boo. Hey, Jenna, Jenna, come over here. I gotta tell you something. Okay. So guess what? There's a rumor going around that Rebecca Mingoff got knocked out by someone else. And, but I need, but I need to you, like, okay, this is what happened.

Okay, so I saw this and when I heard it, my eyeballs were fucking hanging out like this. Like one of those toys, like do-ing-a-do-ing-a-do-ing-a-do-ing Rebecca Minkoff, biggest slut in the world. Who would have thought? Isn't that hilarious, Jenna? Jenna's like, um, ah, this is, wait, this is like too much, too much for me to, what, um, ah, what, ah, I can't, uh, uh, uh, what? Okay. Rebecca Minkoff. She's pregnant. She's pregnant by someone else. And Jen is like, well,

and Gavin doesn't even care. Like they're cool with it. I like talk to everybody who knows them and Gavin basically likes getting rail too. It's just that he can't get pregnant. So you really wouldn't know about it. But one time he was in the McDonald's drive through and he just got railed and railed and railed. It wasn't from my penises, it was by Hot Fudge Sundays, which was really crazy. He loves getting fucked in the butt by Hot Fudge Sundays. Everybody knows it. He has like a grimace kink. But wait, is she going to play dodgeball? She's pregnant and going to play dodgeball. That's

dangerous. What if the ball hits you what's going to happen and so I think wait she's pregnant right now yeah you're the one spreading the gossip you didn't know this come on man this cast is really bad with this I mean they most cast you hear something like that you hold on you wait till the most opportune time and boom you use it like a knife and you twist it you you know? But these people are like, listen, everybody, listen what I got. She got pregnant after getting railed by multiple people. You know what? I don't want to know. I don't want to hear about it. Like marriage and kids are like off the table. As far as I'm concerned, what's on the table? Khaki and lots of it.

Can we just talk about Khaki? Please, please. So Rebecca comes, she's here. She's here. And Brin's like, so how are you feeling? She's like, well, I've been feeling a little weird, but I think I'll be okay. She feels sick. Does she feel sick? Jim is like, why do you feel weird? Oh, God, I'm playing into this. Why do you feel weird? I God, I'm playing into this. Why do you feel weird? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then Brynn is like doing, she's like doing this thing with her.

She's like mimicking, like, she's like pantomime me, like she's pregnant, look, look, she's pregnant. I'm like, real chill there, like real chill there Brynn. Also like, if this was real, also kind of like fucked up of you too. Truly. So then Brynn's like, so what are your symptoms? And she's like, well, you know, it's just that feeling in your stomach when you're just like nauseous. Is it that you're nauseous? Well, you know, food poisoning is what I meant.

And Brynn goes, yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, I get that sometimes too. Yeah, I feel that way. I'm hungover. She's like, oh yeah, I haven't been hungover in a long time as you know, sober mober over here doesn't, it's not really a thing, super mober, but I'm going to start it. Like I told Cynthia Revo to say it and she's been like singing on all her red carpets, you know? So anyway, sober mober. So then Brynn's like, right, right, ding, winks.

So Jenna's like, well, you're still breastfeeding, right? She goes, I am, I got a baby on my tit. So, you know, that's the only man that's been there. And Jenna's like, so how's the baby? 15 months, and Brink is the only man? You sure he's the only man touching your boobs? And she goes, maybe two weathers. And they're like, ah.

And by the way, if this is truly a gag, Ah. And by the way, if this is truly a gag, then I have to say Rebecca's doing a great job of like getting them riled up like, oh my God, oh my God. So in fact, I actually think Rebecca should have like taken like a swig of beer and they could be like, oh my God, I can't believe you do that one, just bring it. So then Uber comes in and she's wearing heels.

She's so wacky, What a wacky girl. How's she going to belong in Connecticut? Spin off coming. So she comes and it's like, Oh my God, what are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? You're basic bitch. Yeah. Okay. Well, you look great. So then Brynn's like, so are you pregnant to Jessel because Jessel's, you know, not drinking. And so she's like, I can't get pregnant. I have to do IVF. No one understands this. Why does it? This has been my storyline for two years. Do you guys fast forward through my scenes or what? Yeah, well, maybe you should go to the ORG. She was like, do you think this is like an ORG? Do you think that's what that was all about? She was like, yeah, for sure. She's like, well, I would like to go to one of those just to see, just to observe. I did once try to go with

Povit, but they kicked him out because he smuggled in an oyster po-boy and they said that was stinking up the whole place. And Brent's like, yeah, they're like a sex craze. I love that Brent's whole thing is that she's a sex kid. And she's like, at the end of the day, she's of course, like a morality police hypocrite. Like what a shocker. She saw that one. Yeah, never saw that one coming. So then, um, now side goes to tell uber the information and it was like, oh, I'm throwing up. That's my thing. Is it great? Is it great? Season three, here we come. pretty here we come. Yeah, well guess what she's pregnant. So I mean, the speed with which they tell like, okay, this is like, if it were real, it is a hot juicy rumor, but the speed and like the the the foaming at the mouth with which they tell this

rumor without like the usual I have to tell you something secret, like it's out of control. You know, I think they are so, as you said, I think they're just like so excited that there's something happening, that they get like, finally, our season has life. They've never had a real plot line before. So they're like foaming at the mouths now that they think something's actually gonna happen.

It's like, you guys suck at this. So then they're still gossiping about it. And then it was like, of course, like, oh, these pigeons here in this group, they love confusion. They love to say love how she said, do Rebecca want us to know this? Does she? I'm stressed now.

I'm going to have a croissant. Oh, wait, hold on. So then now we're gonna have like a jostle moment with Jenna. So Jenna was like, oh, just I love your gloves. Oh, really? It's bring the other day was saying that you were confused about how I dressed. That maybe I'm a basic bitch. Bitch. Bitch. And Jenna's like, Yeah, I didn't say that. She was Brinn's like, Yeah, she said, I don't know. And then you said like, you're gonna have to think about it. And she's like, Yeah, I said that because

I didn't want to like go down that path with you. Yeah, she said because you're going in on her and I was like, I'm not going to go in on her. And Jess was like, oh, you weren't going in on me. And Brin's like, no, I wasn't. And so Jenna just laughs and Jessel's like, oh, God, I believe Jenna. Brin's just a fucking liar at this point. Like, what's her what's her purpose? So then Brin's like, well, no, I said an argument could be made for the fact

that it's someone who's so camp that's almost basic. You're so ba, you are the most basic one. You even walked in here today and was like, I'm so sex of the city. There's nothing more basic than that. Especially being on a TV show and being like, oh, I'm just trying to emulate that other TV show. Get out of here with your basic.

I mean, Brynn, she's like the queen of embellishment. I mean, I think someone will say to Brynn, I love the color pink, and then she'll take that information and go and be like, oh, I was just with someone, and they think pink is the most hideous color ever. So you see examples of embellishment. I was like, okay, Jessel, that was a good trial. And as someone who has made many comments like that, I empathize.

But like, I think we could do better here. Yeah, I mean, at least make it like, well, if some should take someone saying, I love pink and then turn it into pink just got railed by 10 horses in the back stables and that's why her voice is a little bit off tonight and she's pregnant by 10 football players. I'm like, I've lost my way in many a joke, but I'm not doing it on TV. Come on, get better at this jessel. Because even the editors have given up, you know what I mean? At least in our case, it's just us we can blame.

But this is a whole staff of like 50 people standing around that room. And everybody was like, man, print, print, just keep it going. Let's just release this. This is going to win them. This is going to win them all over, guys. Where was the producer say, Jess, that was good. How about instead of seeing it that way, why don't you say it this way and say that? Yeah, OK, it's fine.

Just put in the episode. Yeah, they've just. Wow. So now, Jen is like, yeah Yeah, it's just wow. So um, now, Jenna's like, yeah, Brynn's just a liar. So you know, she's stirring the pot. She did it with the Uber story. Now she's doing it with Jessel. She's boring. So then we see her doing that. And then Jenna's like, you know, the Uber thing,

then it felt like it was more mean spirited. And it definitely feels like a red flag. It makes me cautious for sure. Dun, dun, dun. Yeah. So then they make up Jessel and Jenna because this is all stupid made up bullshit, right? So now Erin arrives and then, oh my God, look what Erin is wearing. Erin, what are you wearing? Erin, holy mother of God, what are you fucking wearing?

It's like a cello. So, Jenna, so anyway, so they're all saying hi and now it's time to play dodgeball. So Tim gives them the rules and now they're gonna start playing dodgeball. And then this goes on for a while. There's a lot of dodgeball, a lot of- Brent's really harsh at dodgeball.

I mean, I know we're on Brent a lot today, but God, she even plays dodgeball offensively, she throws it so hard and aims at everybody's head, you know, she's just that dick who does that. And Jenna's glasses get knocked out, um, by Brent and, uh, Brent wins, you know, no surprise there because she really cares a lot. She cares a lot. And further evidence that they have really nothing in this episode is that they try to, they actually put in a commercial break at one point, because like, at one point, like Rebecca has like all the balls and she gathers them all up, but she's like, she's panting. And it's like, oh no, the pregnant woman, the pregnant woman is panting during dodgeball, go to commercial, gonna happen to her come back she's just like dead

like oh she died and she also gets uh hit in the stomach so like oh my god she got hit in the stomach oh my god and guess who hit her brent brent aiming at the pregnant lady's stomach i mean what the hell man so then um you know they i'm skipping over this because i can't take it Um, you know, they, I'm skipping over this because I can't take it. So they, uh, wow, this is a lot of dodgeball. Let me tell you. It's a lot. Jenna, why are you crying? Jenna, are you upset that your glasses knocked off?

And Jess was like in England, you don't do that shit. If you don't hug it out, if you lose, you just keep on going. And so I was like, Oh my God, finally I fucking like you. Yeah. keep on going. And so I was like, Oh my God, finally I fucking like you. Yeah. And so it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on. And finally there is after three games, there is a victory and everything. And so then Jenna is like, um, uh, Hey, Rebecca,

so I don't want to say anything right now, but there is stuff going around that people are saying about you. They're saying you actually don't like the musical Wicked. Do the people at NBC know about this because it could be a problem? I actually really loved what Jenna did here, which is just, she said, I don't believe that. I'm not going in on that. And then she went straight to the source

and was like, these bitches are monsters. Watch out. Yeah, a fellow successful person to fellow successful person. The white poloi is trying to take you down right now. Yeah. A fellow successful person to fellow successful person. The white ploy is trying to take you down right now. Yeah. Hi, my friend. Or as I like to call you, the other person that's way too good for this show.

Listen, I just want you to know they're trying to get you. And she's like, what are you saying? Just tell me. She's like, I can't. And Rebecca goes, okay, so tell me with your eyes. And then Jenna just looks over at Erin and Rebecca goes, Aaron, you fucking told her. Because Rebecca does do a lot of great squint work. So like telling something to Rebecca with her eyes actually is very

significant for her. So I was like, I didn't tell her anything. Oh, what did you fucking say? I didn't tell I didn't say anything. Um, it's actually true. I mean, well, I mean, we didn't hear it from you, Erin. We heard it from Brian and everything. And she's like, I only told Jocelyn Brynn. Jessica's congrats. Congrats. And Rebecca's like, I'm out. That is so fucked up, everybody. And so she leaves and Aaron's like, sorry, I'm sorry. So Aaron follows her out and everyone's in shock. And then Aaron and Rebecca embrace each other and start cracking up. And Aaron's like, that was a good one. And she's like, yeah.

And it's to be continued. So the implication is that this was all a big prank, probably in response to Cy saying that Rebecca was boring to teach people a lesson about gossiping. But I think the way that most people took it was like, wow, New York has to actually literally make up a storyline to have an interesting episode these days. Although to be honest, I enjoyed the episode. Well, that's good. I'd love to see the positivity. I will not be on that bus with you, but you know, good for you. I enjoyed the episode. Well, that's good. I'd love to see the positivity.

Um, I will not be on that bus with you, but you know, good for you. I support your bus. I'm waiting at the bus as it passes by and saying, congratulations. You enjoy that ride. Um, so get it together. Give it, get it. I've never seen a show with more goodwill from the fucking people. Even me, even, even us.

Yeah. I want you to be good. And I still kind of enjoy this episode to a degree too. Like there, there is a certain, there is something worth, there's something worth it there. Okay. It's not complete trash, but do something. I don't know.

I'm not the pro here. Just do something. Someone online maybe it was like on, on Twitter, maybe it was like Dorinda deadly or something like that was saying like next season, they should just do a hybrid, take like the best people from this, bring back like a Dorinda Deadly or something like that, was saying like next season they should just do a hybrid, take like the best people from this, bring back like a Dorinda and a Luan, like just like let's do a combo cast

because I think that's what the show may need at this point. I think they should just start over. I don't think that we need to bring rehash. I don't think that's gonna help either because that's already ruined and Bravo's already been like that sucks. So for them to come back and be like, Oh no, they don't suck anymore. I think they should just start over.

They should just get crazier people making the whole like we're going to do it for a new generation and it's just all going to be influencers and models who aren't going to talk about anything. No, that's not what Real Housewives is. Real Housewives is crazy older ladies going through midlife crisis is changing everything and like living their star moment finally it's not little kids going to auditions for because all these people are auditioning or they're on social auditioning we don't need that we need really crazy normal people get those they're still in New

York I go there all the time there's plenty of crazy ass rich people there although let us never discount the fact that there was a scene once where Ramona brought Avery to an audition, she wanted to audition to be in a Meryl Streep movie, okay? So you know what? I really resent that you just erased Avery's past, okay? Well, you know what?

The past is the past. I salute her and her brilliant acting career how it's turned out, but we still need to rehush. I don her and her brilliant acting career has turned out. But we still need to rehash. I don't need to see Ramona magging all over the Trump golden banisters of the Trump Tower, sitting all over the floor while Luanne's wasted talking about Cabaret. I don't need that anymore. That fairy has sailed by me.

Okay? But still, bring, but do something different. At the very least, bring some nut bags from the upper east side for us to watch. Exactly. I don't need any of this. So how, you know, I want to impress Gwyneth bullshit. Get the fuck out of here with that. You know, I want to lose. I met Gwyneth at a party once with a bitch. You know what? I said, I knew your mother, she was a bitch too. Like someone who doesn't give a fuck. That's what I need. Yeah. Just diluted rich bitches. That's what we need.

Yes. Come on guys. You can do this. I believe in you. I don't, but you know what? I'm begging you at this point. Make me believe in you again. Anyway, this has been fun. And we'll be back here next week. Thanks for everybody who's watching this video on our Patreon. If you want to come to Patreon, also crappy hour is coming up next Monday night. That's our live show where we talk about all the Bravo goss. It's on YouTube live Patreon and, uh, we stream it over to Instagram as well. So join us for that Monday, 5 30 Pacific. And we'll talk to you tomorrow with some Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!

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